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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,458 What the hell are you doing? 4 00:00:26,375 --> 00:00:27,791 I like American donuts better. 5 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,666 Hey, NYPD Blue, 6 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:34,541 have some poppy seed bagels, some traditional cheese pastry... 7 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:37,166 Act like a Romanian! 8 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:40,416 Romania is beautiful, be Romanian! 9 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,041 Look at those two deer. 10 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,750 Hop, hop, hop... 11 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:49,375 Hop, hop, hop... 12 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:00,541 What are you doing? 13 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:03,083 Hold it right there! 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,166 No sudden moves! 15 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:08,666 - I have a boyfriend. - Congratulations! I have a girlfriend. 16 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:12,208 - Really? What's her name? - Her name is Justice. 17 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:17,750 According to article 12 of 2014, you can be fined between 216 and 624 lei. 18 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:18,916 Because she has a boyfriend? 19 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:22,083 I can't even pay the fine with what I'm making out here. 20 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:25,291 - Stop talking! - Is this a joke to you? 21 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:27,833 You threw a cigarette butt on the ground, Miss. 22 00:01:27,916 --> 00:01:30,000 Take it easy, bro, don't scare them off. 23 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,500 Give me a break, Petcu. 24 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:34,125 A flagrant violation of the law took place here. 25 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:37,750 Yes, a falg... flag... 26 00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:41,041 A flagrant violation of the law. 27 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,666 You caught a cigarette butt! 28 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:44,625 Listen! 29 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:48,333 I'll circle the crime scene, 30 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:51,458 so that no one destroys the evidence. 31 00:01:51,541 --> 00:01:53,375 Miss, come here, please. 32 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:56,833 I'll let you go in a minute, but I just need your phone number, 33 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,000 if we have any more questions... you know... 34 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,291 - I'll need... - I know. 35 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,791 - @Sorinapunbine69. - What's that? 36 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:08,083 My Instagram account. Like that's not what everyone wants. 37 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:10,708 - Three... - Ends in 0-3-7, right? 38 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:13,458 Yes, right. I have to go now. 39 00:02:13,541 --> 00:02:16,041 Sure, just let me check this. Do you take me for an idiot? 40 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:19,250 Good evening... 41 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,833 A pizza place... 42 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,625 One second, please. 43 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:28,000 I also have Snap and... but I'm not on it that much, you know? 44 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:30,541 - I don't care if you have OnlyFans. - I have that, too. 45 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,708 You can't argue with the law. Your ID, please. 46 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,958 Petcu, hurry! To the car! 47 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:43,875 So we only get a warning, right? 48 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:45,791 Sure you do! 49 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:50,208 We'll be right back. You will get a fine. Let's go, Petcu! 50 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:56,041 Well, since I called, I'll have a pizza with everything on it. 51 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,083 The address? 52 00:02:57,791 --> 00:02:59,125 We're about to chase someone. 53 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:02,208 I think we'll get them somewhere between Unirii Square and University. 54 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:52,583 Really... again with the sun glasses? 55 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,166 Can't you see that it's dark outside? 56 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:56,250 It's pitch dark! 57 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:03,625 Shut up and watch, so you don't miss a thing. 58 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:06,125 I'll clean up the scum in this city. 59 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:16,500 Officer, is there a problem? 60 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:20,250 Yes.... You were going 50 kmph over the limit... 61 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,625 Fifty kilometers per hour over... 62 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,416 Fifty kilometers over the legal... 63 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,166 Where the hell are those keys? 64 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,291 Turn it off. Press Space. 65 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:31,958 Wait... 66 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:35,791 Fifty kilometers over... 67 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:40,083 Are you sure you saw well, I mean, with the glasses on? 68 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:44,916 So, with whom do we have the honor? 69 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:48,000 I mean, I know that you are supposed to ID yourself. 70 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:51,916 Officer Denzel, on duty. Your ID, please. 71 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,791 - Is it G for "gross"? - Officially, I have one name. 72 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:56,583 Denzel. 73 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:58,791 Like Madonna, Jador, VanDamme, Bruce Lee, you know? 74 00:04:58,875 --> 00:04:59,958 Do as I asked, please. 75 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:10,833 B... 69... JVS. 76 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:15,375 Shit! 77 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,708 Shit, we can't pull him over! 78 00:05:19,541 --> 00:05:20,750 I like you. 79 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:24,875 I'll show you my ID, because you clearly haven't seen my plate number, OK? 80 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,666 OK... Fuck, I forgot about these! 81 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:31,541 Denzel! Let them go! 82 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,000 We apologize, it was a mistake! 83 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,666 No, it wasn't. What's with the money and what's the white powder in the bag? 84 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:39,375 Incense, man. Leave us the fuck alone! 85 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,416 Miss, you should watch your mouth! 86 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,125 - Really? - Take him, Bubu. 87 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:47,041 Law no. 14 of... 88 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,791 Miss, take it easy! 89 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,375 No sudden moves! 90 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,291 Don't do something you might regret... 91 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:56,166 I'll fucking hit you... 92 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,000 Miss, take it easy! Down! 93 00:05:58,083 --> 00:06:00,083 Miss! Don't worry about it! Thank you so much! 94 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:03,958 Miss, that is so illegal... don't... 95 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,500 Petcu, call it in, put an APB on them! 96 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:10,500 Sure, right away! Right after you chew on my balls. 97 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,750 You want me to risk my career again for you? 98 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:15,958 Stop! In the name of the law! Pull... 99 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,333 I'll remember you! DB-zero... 100 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:20,458 Yeah, he's too far now. 101 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,125 Stop! 102 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:25,250 Down! 103 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,208 Look at him! You should be ashamed of yourself! 104 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,083 Everyone went crazy tonight! 105 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:34,208 Good evening, granny. 106 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:37,041 Tell granny what's wrong. 107 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,083 Praise the Lord! 108 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,125 I'm on a mission and I need your car. 109 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:42,541 God bless you, can you please get off? 110 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,291 Let me take something from the glove box. 111 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,083 Here! Take this. 112 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,541 And this. 113 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:58,000 My God... I thought witches flew on broomsticks, 114 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:58,916 not in Mercedes cars! 115 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:02,833 Here. 116 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,125 It's enough. 117 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:09,541 What? I can't protect the city on an empty stomach. 118 00:07:27,541 --> 00:07:29,708 - Excuse me, Mr. Stănescu's office? - Straight ahead. 119 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:31,458 Thank you. 120 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:32,375 Hello. 121 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,791 Excuse me, Mr. Stănescu? 122 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:54,500 Thank you. 123 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,916 Excuse me, Mr. Stănescu? 124 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,000 Thank you. 125 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,333 Hello. 126 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:24,583 Who ordered the cafe latte with cinnamon and almond milk? 127 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:27,000 - I said toffee latte, bro. - Tof... 128 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,916 That chair you sit on is so sick! 129 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:34,208 - Where did you get it from? - From Ceaușescu's house. 130 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:39,583 You look good in it, like an emperor. I want one, too. 131 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:42,166 There's another one in the evidence room. I took his entire bedroom. 132 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,625 It's heavy! Help me carry it. 133 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:46,791 Can't you see I'm doing my nails? 134 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:48,583 Right, I'm sorry. 135 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:52,083 - Dinu! - Fuck off, I'm busy. 136 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:57,291 Doing what? Swiping on Tinder, doing crosswords... 137 00:08:57,375 --> 00:09:01,291 Did you hear another gambling house was robbed? 138 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,375 It's the third or fourth this month. 139 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,000 Why do you fucking care? 140 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:07,916 They only got a few thousands of euros. 141 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,458 Smart guys. 142 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:11,583 Not like us, working our asses off. 143 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:17,750 - They haven't reported it. - Is that so? What would you have done? 144 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,250 Give them a fine for seat belt? 145 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:23,125 You, Walker, Fatso Ranger! 146 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:32,250 How hard is it to catch some idiots who steal from gambling houses? 147 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,458 I don't understand why no one reacts! 148 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,125 We can't all be defenders of justice like you are. 149 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:40,166 Here's an idea, why don't you ask he chief to let you handle it? 150 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,083 Really? 151 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,333 Yeah, man, you're perfect for this. 152 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:47,708 Think about what Bruce Willis would have done! 153 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:49,875 Right. 154 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,250 I could be... 155 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:56,250 Hard to kill, like he was in Die Hard. 156 00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:59,250 More like hard to weigh. 157 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,125 Forget it! 158 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,416 The boss wants to see you. 159 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,958 Right on time! You should ask him. 160 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:15,416 You stupid fuck... 161 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,375 Can't you see they're messing with you? 162 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:23,208 Who asked you, Queen Frigid? 163 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,875 - Hey! - What? 164 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,125 It's OK, Oli, we're just fooling around, being boys. 165 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,166 Go see the chief. 166 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,916 OK. Please behave, or they will cut your salary again. 167 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,750 Promise you'll be calm? 168 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,875 - Of course. - Good. 169 00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:42,250 Oh, Olița! Your salary! 170 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:45,416 You won't have enough money to buy things if you misbehave! 171 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,375 Well, I'm not canceling my orders, 172 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:50,541 so... 173 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:53,708 I'll eat pretzels all week. 174 00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:57,291 Hey, watch the hair, be careful, please. You should stay away. 175 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,791 You're banned, stay away from me! 176 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:06,000 Yes! 177 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,666 Chief, you wanted to see me? 178 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,916 What the hell did you do last night? 179 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,708 - My duty. - What duty? 180 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:15,541 I have duties! 181 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:17,458 A lot of them! 182 00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:21,083 - Chief, listen to me. - No! You listen to me! 183 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,541 This is not Lethal Weapon or whatever shitty movie you're watching! 184 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,625 This is Traffic Police! 185 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:30,916 Your duty is to sit in the bushes and fine the losers! 186 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,208 You don't bother the smart guys! 187 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,250 You told us not to pull over any car under 50.000 euros. 188 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,375 That one was way over that. 189 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,791 Nothing under 50.000 190 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,708 or over 100.000, 191 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:43,291 because those are the big guys! 192 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:44,875 You take the ones in between! 193 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,708 Another gambling house was robbed last night. 194 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,666 The ones we pulled over were speeding, 195 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,166 they had a lot of money on them 196 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,416 and a plastic bag with some white powder. 197 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,000 And, what do you think that was? 198 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,458 Well, 199 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,666 I think it's pretty obvious. 200 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:09,208 They are taking creatine monohydrate and then they rob gambling houses. 201 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,916 The creatine shakes them up, especially during the bulking phase, 202 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,666 and if it's monohybrid, know what I mean? 203 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,333 - Sit your ass down. - OK. 204 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,166 You're an idiot! 205 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,375 Petcu, shut the fuck up, you stupid rat! 206 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,000 Chief... he plays all day long on that... 207 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,875 I'm sending emails! 208 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,708 Hey, Paw Patrol, do you know who you pulled over? 209 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,875 - Avramescu's son! - I told him. 210 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,875 The senator who is richer than God! 211 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,458 Use your brain! 212 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:42,708 Why would her son rob a gambling house? 213 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:45,666 He spends more than that on condoms if you count all the models he fucks! 214 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,708 Wake the hell up! 215 00:12:48,791 --> 00:12:51,000 They slashed my tires and you're yelling at me. 216 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,708 - Good. - Well... 217 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:55,458 What did you expect, when you mess with the big shots? 218 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,666 Where are you looking? 219 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,541 Even your dad, as stupid as he was, 220 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,958 understood these things, and he'd mind his own business! 221 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,250 Dad was a worse cop than I am. 222 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,833 You're not a cop! 223 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,416 You're a chalk-head from Traffic Police! 224 00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:18,916 And, if you continue to get on my nerves, I'll have you guard park benches! 225 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,250 If you as much as sneeze towards the wrong person, 226 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,750 you'll wash toilets with a toothbrush! 227 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,208 Your toothbrush, or...? 228 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,458 Chief, he's here. 229 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,500 Bring him in! 230 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,041 Wait. 231 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,291 What do you think? 232 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:48,250 Wow, that's amazing, chief! 233 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,333 You should have been a painter... Brâncuși, something... 234 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:52,250 Thanks, get out. 235 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,750 And tell those idiots to keep it down, 236 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,208 we're not doing TikToks in here! 237 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,541 Hey, wake up! 238 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:16,083 Forget about it, I've tried, she's hard to get. 239 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,750 Come, the chief is expecting you. 240 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,666 No one wants to work with you. 241 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:31,833 You drive everyone crazy! 242 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:36,833 You're lucky with this new guy and I hope he doesn't know that you're an idiot. 243 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:38,000 That would be hard. 244 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,208 Shut the fuck up, you... 245 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,875 - Sit down... - You son of a... 246 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,583 Am I interrupting? 247 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,916 What are you doing, you moron? Stop that! 248 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:53,375 Hey! 249 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,750 He's your new partner, Aurel! 250 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,000 We apologize. 251 00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:04,458 It's OK. I was expecting racism, but not in the first five seconds. 252 00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:05,708 This might be a new record. 253 00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:11,125 So, these two fine officers 254 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:14,375 are Petcu and Denzel. 255 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,166 They just got divorced. 256 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,625 And, by the power invested in me by the holly legislation, 257 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,000 I declare you partners. 258 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,541 Now get out, I'm busy. 259 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,541 What the hell is that noise? 260 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,916 - Ouch, mommy! - Oli! 261 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,750 - Denzel and... - Aurel. 262 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,875 The new guy. Congratulations, you're going on a special mission. 263 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,625 Hey! 264 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,541 He always assigns you to do parking tickets when you mess up? 265 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,708 Yes, we're the only ones doing it. 266 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:58,041 That's why there are so many badly parked cars in this town. 267 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,625 - You couldn't shut up, could you? - You're the one to talk? 268 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:03,541 You were giving Seba a colonoscopy with the stapler when the chief came in. 269 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,666 - Of course I was. He made a comment. - What? He made a small remark! 270 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,916 He has some really bad jokes, the wanker! Leave me alone! 271 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,916 What's this? You can't fine me for two minutes over. 272 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,083 Come on, boss, look where you're parked! 273 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,750 Honey, would you like a photo with my car? 274 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,916 Oh, no... let's just take a walk, or we'll get blood on us. 275 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,250 Yeah... 276 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,083 She bit me! Police bruscality! 277 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,666 It's best if you don't look 278 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,833 Is it me or does Oli have anger management issues? 279 00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:29,750 Help! 280 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,333 She's been better since the pills. 281 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,333 She's stressed because her brother keeps getting himself into trouble. 282 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,291 - You know how teenagers are. - Yes... 283 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,041 What does her boyfriend say about this? 284 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,166 Oli, boyfriend? Who could like that face? 285 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,750 Plus, we don't have time for relationships and feelings and attachments... 286 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,250 We are lone wolves... 287 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,375 who band together. 288 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,875 Give me your hand. 289 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,250 - What? - Give me your hand. 290 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,750 Welcome to my secret team. 291 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,833 We've known each other for five minutes. 292 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,333 I know, but we're short of people. 293 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:07,625 For months, I've been running an operation to catch the gambling house robbers. 294 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,791 I thought we were Traffic Police. 295 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,291 We're the Traffic Police on paper. 296 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,916 Only on paper, kid. 297 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,958 And how many are there in the gang? 298 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,666 Gang? Man, you make it sound like we're a bunch of losers. 299 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,125 - We're a clique. - Right, a clique. How many are in it? 300 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,541 Well, it's me, I don't know if you noticed. 301 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,416 Then, that ugly-face Oli... and that's about it. 302 00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:39,000 Hey! Please, show some respect for the elders! 303 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,875 Anything for the citizens. 304 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,666 - I didn't want to cross the street. - You're welcome, granny, you're welcome. 305 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:50,333 Technically, we're doing the work that the corrupt officers should be doing. 306 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,708 If we caught these fucking robbers, 307 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:59,041 if we showed them that these things won't go unpunished, 308 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,916 then, the honest cops would have the courage to take action. 309 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,166 You know how it is. 310 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:10,333 It's always hard until the ball starts rolling up the hill. 311 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:12,500 Here you go, kid. 312 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,250 - Thanks? - Sure thing. 313 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,291 Well, yes, but... 314 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,583 Welcome to The Action Clique. 315 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,541 I hope you're ready to fight injustice, 316 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,500 even if that means endangering your life. 317 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,500 And the lives of your loved ones. 318 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,833 Well, your entire gynecological tree is in danger right now. 319 00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:34,500 Let's go. 320 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:47,833 The city. 321 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,375 Yes? 322 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,750 The city...? 323 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,541 Nothing, I was just observing. 324 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,625 And how will we fight injustice? 325 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,458 Patience, young Pataiwan, everything in due time. 326 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,166 Have you ever seen a gun? 327 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,166 Yes, I went to the Academy, like you did. 328 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,708 Look at this. 329 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,208 What the hell is that? 330 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,125 My gun. 331 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,666 Temporarily, until I'll be allowed to have a real one. 332 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:31,750 What happened? 333 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,208 I failed the psychological test. 334 00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:35,958 And I studied all night for it. 335 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,250 Man, that's a dildo. 336 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,125 It looks like a dildo? 337 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,291 - That's what it looks like, a dildo? - Stop it... 338 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,541 You like it. Well, if I put it here... 339 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:46,666 Sure... 340 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,500 - That's different. - Right? 341 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,625 Sure, it looks like a real gun now. 342 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:56,125 OK. 343 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,666 The shit is about to go down. 344 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,375 What happened? 345 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,041 We waited for the shift change at the gambling house. 346 00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:07,791 - What gambling house? - Where the robbery took place. 347 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,083 We're investigating the crime scene. 348 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,541 We're allowed to do that? 349 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,791 I have to play dirty if I want to catch the bad guys. 350 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,583 - We'll pretend to be detectives. - We have commissioners, not detectives. 351 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,625 You get seven years for impersonating one. 352 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,875 Well? 353 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:28,958 You look like a pedophile. 354 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:33,750 - Like a regular one or a detective one? - You look like you're naked under that. 355 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,083 I am, because it's freaking hot with this raincoat on. 356 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,541 But this is the perfect disguise, believe me. 357 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,833 If you say so... 358 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,875 Why did we have to wait for the shift change? 359 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,625 Because a woman works this shift. 360 00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:49,750 And... obviously... 361 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,083 What? 362 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,875 I'll get all the intel from her using my charms. 363 00:20:58,875 --> 00:20:59,791 Of course, I'm the idiot. 364 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,833 But you still look like you're about to flash people off at the subway. 365 00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:18,458 - I want to talk to the manager. - Wait in line! 366 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:19,875 This is the police, 367 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,833 please, do not obstruct an ongoing investigation. 368 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,833 Children are not allowed in gambling houses. 369 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,750 - Where does it say that? - Where... It's in the law. Law no. 14 of... 370 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,708 Come on, please, we don't have time for this. 371 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,708 Wait for me outside, please. 372 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,500 I'm watching you. 373 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,958 - What? Fingerprints? - No. Good stakes for CFR versus FCSB. 374 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:47,458 I was joking. 375 00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:50,500 There might be like 1000 people in here every day, fingerprints won't help! 376 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:55,375 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 377 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,083 You came to stake five lei on 45 football games again? 378 00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:00,541 Actually, we're policemen. 379 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:04,916 Agent Chelsea. FC. 380 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,625 And this is my partner, Keyboard, Stool III. 381 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,291 - I need you to help me... - Can I see that again? 382 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,166 - It's OK, you saw it. - Really? 383 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,250 If you don't show me the ID, I'll have to ask you to leave. 384 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:19,833 Better? 385 00:22:22,666 --> 00:22:26,083 This is urgent, they are getting away. Please, we don't have time for this! 386 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,708 I didn't know we have FBI in Romania. 387 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,833 I bought it, I thought it was cool, but, we really are the police. 388 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,791 - Goodbye. - Wait a second. 389 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,625 Here, this is a real police ID. 390 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:37,958 A badge, like a loser. 391 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:40,500 Your "Federal Bikini Inspector" badge is so much better! 392 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,416 - I'm surprised they sent someone. - Thank you. 393 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,791 When there's a robbery, the police handles it over the phone, 394 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,208 they don't come over anymore. 395 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,375 Miss, I want you to know 396 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:52,125 that we still have professional policemen, like the two of us. 397 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,250 By the way, are you a Capricorn? 398 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,541 Could I check the surveillance footage, please? 399 00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:58,833 Sure, this way, please. 400 00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:01,416 Right! I wanted to suggest that! Good! 401 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,208 Gemini! Perfect sync, like a Gemini! 402 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:06,458 Cancer! Unicorn! Capricorn! Popcorn! 403 00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:07,708 Virgo, just like me. 404 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:10,458 Here. 405 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:13,083 There were two... 406 00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:14,833 They wore masks. 407 00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:16,125 Stop. 408 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,125 Zoom in. Zoom on the feet and... 409 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,916 What the hell are you doing? Wait... 410 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,041 I could, but the image will get blurry. 411 00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:29,541 Maybe if I up-scale it, I could use a sharpen stress mask. 412 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,541 Let me log onto Creative Cloud. 413 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,291 For Romanian, press three... 414 00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:40,250 Nerd! 415 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,541 Listen, when we get back, can you please help me 416 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:46,125 erase my computer's history... I have some stuff in there... 417 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,291 OK, can we talk about this later, please? 418 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,250 Grannies with cocks... 419 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,958 Cream pie, but, it's not a pie or a cream... 420 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,416 - It's " cream pie". - Are you done? 421 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,333 Yes. 422 00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:59,083 - I think I might have a problem. - I'm sorry for... 423 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:02,375 I have a problem with porn, that's what I... 424 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,291 I got it. 425 00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:05,625 All done. 426 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,416 Troy Jones Mamba Edition. 427 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,583 Trust me, I am obsessed with sneakers. I've been collecting them since childhood. 428 00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:15,125 These are custom made. 429 00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:17,333 I haven't seen this series before. 430 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:18,250 OK. 431 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:22,791 We're done. Thank you. 432 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:28,333 - How sure are you about those sneakers? - Very. And I think I have a good lead. 433 00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:31,000 I'll explain later. How about a shawarma? 434 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:34,000 - I'm kind of busy... - Oli will probably be there. 435 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,666 But I think I can make it. 436 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:38,875 I'll let you know where we'll meet. I need to check something first. 437 00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:39,791 OK. 438 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,458 Are you OK, little guy? 439 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:49,541 Does your dad take you with him often? Do you want to come with me? 440 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,458 Do you want to see the inside of a van? 441 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,083 What's wrong? 442 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:20,708 Take your hand off of him! Leave him alone, you animal! 443 00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:21,750 - What? - What do you want? 444 00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,041 - What are you doing? - I was playing with him. 445 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,791 Beast! 446 00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,833 I invited him into the van to play with the handcuffs! 447 00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:30,958 What? You want to get him into the van to play with the handcuffs! 448 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,958 - Of course! We have... - What handcuffs? 449 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:34,375 - Be careful! - Get out of here! 450 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,875 - Be careful how you talk to me! - I'll call the police! 451 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:39,458 - The police? I am the police! - What? You're not the police! 452 00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:40,791 Ma'am, calm down! 453 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:44,166 If I wasn't the police, would I have this? Oh my! 454 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:47,166 Get out of here, you pervert, burn in hell! 455 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,875 Get out of here! 456 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,333 Hello. 457 00:26:37,041 --> 00:26:37,875 Hey. 458 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,041 You've put your best gym suit on? 459 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:42,875 Denzel said we're having shawarma. 460 00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:44,750 He didn't mention a restaurant. 461 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,708 He calls everything a shawarma. 462 00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,458 Sit down, people are staring. 463 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:58,833 I didn't know he can afford this. 464 00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,791 He can't. It's weird that he called us here. 465 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,041 Yes, I don't get it either. 466 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:11,583 - I'm not that hungry. - Too many numbers? 467 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,083 How was working with Denzel? 468 00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:18,500 Interesting. I'm just trying to get used to this. 469 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,125 Denzel is a good guy. 470 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:22,250 He is a little weird... 471 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,708 well, a lot. 472 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:29,041 Actually, he's the weirdest guy I know. 473 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,750 The divorce got to him in a big way. 474 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:35,416 He was married? To a living being? 475 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,875 No, not his divorce. 476 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:39,791 Yes, his parents. It's hard when parents break up. 477 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:40,750 - What? - What? 478 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,583 No! Prodanca and Reghe's divorce. 479 00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,208 He was devastated about it. 480 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:50,708 So... 481 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:54,708 why did you become a cop? 482 00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:58,208 Meaning? Should I have been a housewife or influencer? 483 00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:00,416 No, it's cool that you're doing this. 484 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:05,541 I want to make the world a better place. 485 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,208 Especially for my younger brother. 486 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,041 Speaking of, is he OK? 487 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:13,416 Denzel told me he's having some problems. 488 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,291 Really? He's telling you about others, 489 00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:17,791 but did he tell you about what a great cop his dad was? 490 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:21,250 We'll spend this magical evening together. 491 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,500 Denzel? 492 00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:25,541 What the hell are you doing with this lame accent? 493 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:30,291 - I'm undercover. - You look like D'Artagnan! 494 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:34,083 - You're getting me into your shit again? - Don't look now. 495 00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:38,083 Hey! Turn... I literally just said don't look. 496 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:40,916 This is why you called us? The chief told us to leave him alone. 497 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 I am. What am I doing? 498 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:46,208 I just want to take his phone for a bit, to take a look, what's the big deal? 499 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:48,375 - What? - Wait a second! 500 00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:51,666 - What's going on, who are those? - I think they are the robbers. 501 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:54,583 - I want to link them with the crime. - To link... what? 502 00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:56,375 Aurel, my man... 503 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,708 - How good is your singing? - What do you mean? 504 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:04,041 I'm sorry, but I need a diversion. 505 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:04,958 What? 506 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,333 Wait... 507 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:08,166 - Good evening! - What the hell are you doing? 508 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:11,291 We have a surprise for you on this lovely evening! 509 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,416 Something really special! 510 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:19,541 I give you the new Romanian-Balkan folk star... 511 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:21,500 Puma... 512 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:25,416 from Nuba! 513 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,333 Hit it! 514 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,375 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 515 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:46,625 And young ladies. 516 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:49,625 Fuck... 517 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:55,416 We invite you to the dance floor 518 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,375 on this beautiful night to enjoy. 519 00:29:58,458 --> 00:29:59,750 - Aurel! - We are glad... 520 00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:05,875 Aurel, you know what they want. 521 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,958 No. What makes you think that I know? 522 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,333 OK, then do it for me. 523 00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:14,083 Please. 524 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,583 OK, put an echo to it. 525 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,416 You don't have permission to sing. 526 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:38,041 It's OK, we're with the big boss, we're splitting it 50-50 at the end. 527 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,708 - With whom? - The big boss! 50-50 at the end! 528 00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:47,583 Get up. 529 00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:50,833 I am getting up, because I'm leaving. Stop getting me into your shit. 530 00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:53,666 No! I'm not getting you into shit! 531 00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,541 - Turn around and split your legs. - What? 532 00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,375 What are you doing? 533 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:01,833 Denzel! 534 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,250 Our favorite customers! How are you? 535 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:25,666 On the house. 536 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,333 Let's go! 537 00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:02,458 OK! That's enough! 538 00:33:02,541 --> 00:33:04,458 In case you didn't notice, we're the police. 539 00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:06,500 In the name of the law... 540 00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:10,041 Right in the nose! 541 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,791 You blew up my eardrums! 542 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,333 Hold him, or I'll... 543 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,833 Whoever hits me next... 544 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:30,750 his mom is a slut. 545 00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:40,916 You're with him? 546 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:47,000 We'll spend this magical evening together. 547 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:50,000 It really does sound embarrassing. 548 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:52,791 He's the singer! 549 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:55,375 - Really? - Yes. Nice, man! 550 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:59,083 - Let's take a selfie. - Sure, why not? 551 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,583 I'm good, by the way. 552 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,000 I got them exactly where I wanted... 553 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:09,666 Since I'm down here, would you like me... 554 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:12,833 - Shut up and wipe! - I thought so! 555 00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:16,583 I've never been more humiliated! 556 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,958 - I hope you learned your lesson! - Don't push it, fatty. 557 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:34,458 Man, you should see a therapist. You have a lot of anger inside you! 558 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,500 Watch where you're going, idiot! 559 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:40,416 I'm sorry. 560 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,375 Really now, watch where you're going. Fuck! 561 00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,750 You touched her boob, I saw you! 562 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,625 I wanted to, as well, but I got busy with stuff... 563 00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:53,458 No, I just... took this. 564 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:56,375 Good! Just as important. 565 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:57,916 Yeah, great. Grand theft. 566 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,250 I've just added one to five years to the sentence. 567 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,333 Stop with that fucking phone! 568 00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:04,416 Oli! Please! 569 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:07,791 I'll recommend you for a medal if we solve this case! 570 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:22,125 All this cardio made me so hungry, 571 00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:23,541 I wonder what... 572 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:26,041 Hey, listen... 573 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:29,208 She knows! Hurry, to the car! 574 00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:34,416 - Do you think they'll find us in here? - No. This is perfect. 575 00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:38,625 That one? 576 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:41,166 No! That one is abandoned. Check in there. 577 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:43,250 They can't afford these. 578 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:48,208 Start the car slowly and let's get out of here. 579 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,041 Slowly, OK? Don't... 580 00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:57,375 I told you to fix that shitty exhaust pipe, 581 00:36:57,458 --> 00:37:01,583 fuck your Tokyo Drift, fat and furious rally dreaming... 582 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:04,000 It's cool, OK? 583 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:07,958 The ladies on Magheru Boulevard find this noise really seductive! 584 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:12,750 I told you they were in there! 585 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:46,708 Denzel! 586 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,750 - Denzel! - No! 587 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:56,000 Stop being so scared, I've done this before... 588 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:57,875 in video games. 589 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:04,625 Oli, take a picture! Take a picture to upload it on Hi5. 590 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,125 What do you want? 591 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:11,666 - Get out of the away! - What the hell is wrong with you? 592 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,041 Get in there, before I hurt you! 593 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:16,666 - Down! - What are you doing? 594 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:17,750 Denzel! 595 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:20,333 Traffic is so bad in Bucharest, people started riding on two wheels! 596 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:24,583 Stop screaming, this is fun! 597 00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:25,833 Wanker! 598 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:28,291 - Fucking idiots! - Get out of the away! 599 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:34,333 - Denzel! God, what am I doing? - No! 600 00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:35,833 - That's awesome! - Denzel! 601 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:39,208 Denzel! 602 00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:40,500 Watch out! 603 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,625 - Hey! - Look at him! 604 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,000 We're safe, what's wrong with you? 605 00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:48,875 Denzel! 606 00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:50,458 - Take this! - No! 607 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:53,500 - Watch out! - I can't believe it! 608 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,666 - Watch out! - Isn't it cool? 609 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,500 Yes, super cool, watch the fucking road! 610 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,583 Stupid pot holes! 611 00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:08,625 Can't I just have a normal car chase in this town? 612 00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:19,500 Download the data! 613 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:23,083 Connect to the mainframe! Triangulate, do something technological! 614 00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:24,875 This is not the fucking Matrix! 615 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:34,833 - Look what I found in the phone case. - That creatine again! 616 00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:38,375 Sure, or cocaine! Why would he have creatine? 617 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:40,291 Hide it. 618 00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:43,416 Drive faster! 619 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,833 - Stop it, can't you see that... - Drive faster! 620 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:51,333 - I can't believe I'm in a chase! - Watch the road! 621 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,458 Don't hit her or she'll kick our asses! 622 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,500 Great, now we also have possession of illegal substances 623 00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,541 and we broke all the traffic rules. 624 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,458 - That's an extra two years. - Stop with that already! 625 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,666 - What? - What are you doing? 626 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,583 It's an emergency. 627 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:25,500 - Denzel! - If you don't pick up that cigarette butt, 628 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:26,875 I will destroy you! 629 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:31,291 - Don't... - Leave him alone! Leave him! 630 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:32,750 Denzel! Where are you going? 631 00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:35,041 This city is just an ashtray to you? 632 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,583 Denzel, they're coming! Let's go! 633 00:40:37,666 --> 00:40:39,125 Hurry, they're coming! 634 00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:42,125 - What? That was important. - Leave that fucking cigarette! 635 00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:47,625 Step on it! 636 00:40:47,708 --> 00:40:50,291 Calm down! Stop it, or we'll hit the wall! 637 00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:06,916 Where the hell are you taking us, Denzel? 638 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,208 We'll get rid of them in here! 639 00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:18,666 - Look at this girl! - She's a bad ass! 640 00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:21,125 Hit her with the door! 641 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:23,541 Hey, this is vintage! 642 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:29,958 - Fuck me... - Did someone ask for American donuts? 643 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:31,458 - What? - What? 644 00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:34,250 What are you doing... 645 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:35,500 - Denzel! - Denzel, fuck! 646 00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:41,625 - Fuck me, Denzel! - Hey! 647 00:41:46,291 --> 00:41:49,166 - She's down! - She's down! 648 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,791 She broke her fucking pussy! 649 00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:01,458 Go! We can lose them. Go... 650 00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:04,625 - Go! - Fuck me! 651 00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:07,750 Don't move. We're fucked. 652 00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:11,291 - We're fucked. - Don't move, maybe they won't see us. 653 00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,458 Ouch! 654 00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,375 Wait, don't break the window! 655 00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:19,166 - Give her the phone! - I'm not giving her anything. 656 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:21,833 I've worked hard to get that phone, I'm not giving her anything! 657 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:25,083 Give her the phone, we're exaggerating... 658 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:27,500 We're... fooling around... 659 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,083 Thank you. 660 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,000 You're welcome. 661 00:42:35,458 --> 00:42:36,291 OK. 662 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,375 I hope her blood tests are in order. 663 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:43,666 OK. So? Do you want to come over... for a beer and a PS3 game? 664 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:48,333 If you think that after all this... 665 00:42:52,666 --> 00:42:53,500 My dad is sleeping. 666 00:42:55,541 --> 00:42:57,833 You live with your dad? I thought you were joking. 667 00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:01,208 Well, he's living with me, if we're being honest. 668 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:03,666 But don't worry, he's super cool. 669 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,666 He used to be a policeman in our department, believe it or not. 670 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,791 Really? I didn't know that. 671 00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:12,250 That is why you became a policeman? 672 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:13,166 Yes. 673 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,083 But that's not important. 674 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:33,833 All my childhood heroes were defenders of justice. 675 00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:42,333 Good evening, son. 676 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:46,583 How's daddy's teddy bear and his plump cheeks? 677 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:49,791 - Did you get your period? - Ouch! No... What? 678 00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:52,666 - She beat you up. - Who? No, she didn't. 679 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:56,250 - She beat you up. - Another woman... beat me up. Irrelevant. 680 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:57,708 I told you, boy, 681 00:43:57,791 --> 00:44:02,125 these women are bad, remember that. 682 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:03,083 Good evening. 683 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,333 Dad, calm down. 684 00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:09,000 Dad, put the gun... God! No! 685 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,000 - It's a joke. - Who's he? 686 00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:12,833 He's my partner, Aurel. My partner! 687 00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:16,583 Is this how they make you dress now? Gym suits... 688 00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:18,416 And the mustache and all? 689 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,333 Wow! 690 00:44:19,916 --> 00:44:21,916 Now I get it. 691 00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:25,375 You took a lot more from your dad, not just the baldness. 692 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:26,416 Where is the toilet? 693 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:29,291 Toilet? Outside, on the left, turn right. 694 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:30,541 Thank you. 695 00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:35,708 - I can kill him. - Dad... stop... he's a guest, come on. 696 00:44:35,791 --> 00:44:38,041 OK. We'll go live soon, that's why I came. 697 00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:39,916 - No, not tonight. - It's not optional! 698 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,083 If your dad says we're going live, then we're going live. I'll hit you, too. 699 00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:44,666 - Get dressed. - Fine. 700 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,000 Shoot me, God. 701 00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:56,583 Good evening, slicks, and welcome to... 702 00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:59,125 {\an8}Garcea Self Defense Academy Vlog. 703 00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:03,708 Many of you asked me what's my routine to disarm a villain. 704 00:45:03,791 --> 00:45:07,625 It's easy, that's why I brought my son Denzel. 705 00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:09,000 {\an8}Denzel, the gun, please. 706 00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,000 {\an8}It's safe, right? 707 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:12,041 Yes, it's safe... 708 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:13,500 What the fuck... 709 00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:16,541 Hey, kids are watching! 710 00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:18,791 It's safe... 711 00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:25,625 {\an8}Now it's safe, yes. 712 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:29,208 Let's say that Denzel is the villain, walking, 713 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:31,166 {\an8}and we're just walking on the street. 714 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,500 {\an8}Please, do it. Please. 715 00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:37,000 - Stop. Give me your money. - Come closer. 716 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:39,916 Stop. The money. 717 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,458 - Closer, so I can reach the gun. - The money! 718 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:45,625 OK. When there is an appropriate distance between you, 719 00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:47,583 you slide the hand into the right pocket, 720 00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:50,291 {\an8}to distract him, and say: 721 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,500 "Let me get my wallet." 722 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,291 Stupid child! 723 00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:59,291 We'll talk later. 724 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:02,791 {\an8}Denzel only got to shoot me like, four times, tops, 725 00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:03,791 {\an8}three times, two times... 726 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:07,375 And now I have the gun, just as we were trying to show you. 727 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,875 Don't forget that there will be a second part of the vlog, 728 00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:12,833 where Denzel will be in self-defense. 729 00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:15,250 He will fight with my assistant, Jimmy. 730 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:16,458 Jimmy! 731 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,250 Come here! 732 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:21,458 {\an8}Hurry up! 733 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:24,208 {\an8}You'll fight Jimmy, OK? 734 00:46:24,291 --> 00:46:25,500 - I'm not in the mood. - Say what? 735 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:28,750 - I'm not in the mood. - You're not in the mo... are you scared? 736 00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:31,375 {\an8}- Of course you're scared. - Give me a break. 737 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,375 Jimmy, please, get into position. 738 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,291 And... attack, eat him up! 739 00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:40,208 Bite him! Him, not you! 740 00:46:40,291 --> 00:46:41,125 {\an8}Bite him! 741 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,791 Jimmy... No! 742 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,541 So, everything is fine here, 743 00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,166 {\an8}these are just some strong images with emotional impact 744 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:57,500 that kids shouldn't see, 745 00:46:57,583 --> 00:46:58,666 {\an8}so, please 746 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,291 {\an8}hit that Like button, so that our channel grows. 747 00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:02,291 {\an8}Garcea out. 748 00:47:03,916 --> 00:47:05,833 Are you sure that you don't want something to eat? 749 00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:06,750 No, thank you. 750 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:10,041 - Maybe something to drink? - No, thank you. No. 751 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:12,666 Listen, before you leave... 752 00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:19,083 I want to apologize for some of the racist jokes I've made. 753 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:22,333 - And that you almost shot me. - Oh no, not for that. 754 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:25,541 A joke can be deadlier these days 755 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:26,708 than shooting a man, but... 756 00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:28,791 I'm just happy that my son 757 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,375 found a friend to bring home, 758 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:33,541 because he was a lonely child... 759 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,833 and he grew up way too fast. 760 00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:38,583 I don't know when he turned 39. 761 00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:39,500 And... 762 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,083 since his mother is no longer with us... 763 00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:46,500 I didn't know, I'm sorry. 764 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:49,625 Yes, ever since she moved to Corbeanca, it's been really tough. 765 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,166 It's hard to grow up without a mother. 766 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:57,041 He can barely see her once a week, tops. 767 00:47:57,125 --> 00:48:01,083 It's an hour drive to Corbeanca, you know, waiting in line at Otopeni. 768 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:04,208 I had to raise him on my own. 769 00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:08,333 I was out on missions, and he had the TV on, 770 00:48:08,416 --> 00:48:13,666 or some videotape and he used to watch that. 771 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:16,333 He found his heroes in there and... 772 00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:19,166 That's about it, I'm tired. 773 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:21,875 Good night, it was a pleasure. 774 00:48:21,958 --> 00:48:24,333 - The gate is open... - Thank you. 775 00:48:24,416 --> 00:48:26,583 The dogs are loose, all six of them. 776 00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:30,333 They're crazy, patrolling... you can go now. Bye. 777 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,958 I dreamt about this all year long To break your face with... 778 00:48:43,041 --> 00:48:44,625 Good morning! 779 00:48:45,583 --> 00:48:50,666 Look what daddy made for you, sweet ass-cheeks... 780 00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,708 Pancakes shaped like a gun, 781 00:48:53,791 --> 00:48:56,125 the way you like them, to bite the trigger. 782 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,041 - Any special occasion? - Just to make you feel better. 783 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:02,833 This is how it's done... Watch this! 784 00:49:09,291 --> 00:49:13,833 - You're having problems at work? - Oli is the biggest rat I've seen. 785 00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:14,750 Son... 786 00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:16,791 What did I tell you? 787 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:19,500 Why did you become a cop? To catch the bad guys? 788 00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,291 You became a cop for two reasons. 789 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:24,208 One. To have a big paycheck. 790 00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:27,083 And two, to have a big pension. 791 00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:30,625 So now you feel sorry for the gambling houses? 792 00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:33,916 What does it matter whether they're gambling houses, churches or banks? 793 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,916 Since when is theft legal? 794 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,708 My sweet boy, is the law coming out through your pores? 795 00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:40,958 Do you want to be the department's black sheep? 796 00:49:41,041 --> 00:49:44,416 Find something to do in there, get a nap behind a copy machine or something. 797 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:47,541 Do you want to end up with a bullet in you? 798 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,791 What? You'd want me to be like you? 799 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:51,708 What do you mean? 800 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,416 A second-hand cop who always played it safe. 801 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,916 And now you're a vlogger. 802 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,625 You're lucky no one got hurt. 803 00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:02,958 You know I always take safety measures. 804 00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:06,458 - Sure. Garcea protects us all. - Exactly. 805 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:08,875 - What do we have here? - What? 806 00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:12,416 Garcea's big police baton. Let's take a bow! 807 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,958 Please don't touch Cristinel. 808 00:50:14,041 --> 00:50:16,166 No, how could I? I'm not worthy of it. 809 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:19,791 - It's holier than Thor's hammer! - Settle down. 810 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:21,875 Don't worry, dad, I don't want to be like you, 811 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,791 the department's laughing stock. 812 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:26,000 Did you know they're still making fun of you? 813 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,583 - Good. - I'm lucky that I'm nothing like you. 814 00:50:28,666 --> 00:50:29,708 You're nothing like me? 815 00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:31,333 - Not one bit. - Really? 816 00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:33,125 - Not at all. - You're nothing like me. 817 00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:34,041 Nothing. 818 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:36,166 Nothing like me. 819 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:39,166 Nothing like me. 820 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,583 You're a hard worker. 821 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,750 I was just like you, 822 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:49,833 Mr. Aurel. 823 00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:52,250 Do you like it here? 824 00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:55,875 I do. Today I'll be scolded for the first time. 825 00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,416 Let me give you a piece of advice. 826 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,666 Stop hanging out with Denzel, 827 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,458 or you'll end up in shit up to your neck. 828 00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:08,750 Hang with the smart guys. Stay close to us... 829 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,000 And you'll have it good in here. 830 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:12,833 Here's my number 831 00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:16,208 and, when you feel like it, we can have a chat, or go to a salon, 832 00:51:16,291 --> 00:51:17,750 maybe we'll do some wraps or something... 833 00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:20,583 But we have to talk first, 834 00:51:20,666 --> 00:51:23,750 because we have this ritual, 835 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:25,750 I don't know how it will work with an extra guy. 836 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:28,541 He's not interested, we're busy. Come on! 837 00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:31,250 Yeah, the whole department knows about how busy you are. 838 00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:34,166 They will cut off our benefits if you keep messing around with the wrong guys. 839 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:36,000 I don't care about your benefits. 840 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:38,541 Seba won't have enough money to buy false eyelashes? 841 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:40,958 Hey, I have eyelash alopecia! 842 00:51:41,041 --> 00:51:43,125 I told you that this is a super rare disease and... 843 00:51:43,791 --> 00:51:46,000 it hurts to even talk about it. 844 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,291 Hey! Leave Seba alone, OK? 845 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:51,125 He has alopecia and it hurts to even talk about it! 846 00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:57,166 And there's a Mr. Smart looking for you, 847 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,416 tell him to stop calling. 848 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:03,208 Looking for me? 849 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:06,208 Smart who? 850 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,958 Smart, who likes to give it to you hard! 851 00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:11,583 Boom! 852 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:13,166 Good one! 853 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,666 - What do you mean? - It was a joke, moron. 854 00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:19,833 Hey! 855 00:52:19,916 --> 00:52:22,041 For real now, Mr. Trout was looking for you. 856 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,916 - For real? - For real. 857 00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:30,458 - OK, who's Mr. Trout? - The one who puts it in your mouth! 858 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,875 - So good! - Good afternoon. 859 00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:42,875 I think I got the hang of it. 860 00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:46,250 We're making fun and all. I can do this. 861 00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:50,416 - Hey, chief! - Hey! 862 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,333 Fuck! 863 00:52:51,416 --> 00:52:52,791 Mr. Nicholas was looking for you. 864 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:54,791 What was that? 865 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,000 Mr. Nicholas was looking for you. 866 00:52:59,041 --> 00:53:00,416 If this is a joke, you're dead. 867 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,458 Why would I joke with you, chief? No. 868 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:05,583 Mr. Nicholas was looking for you. 869 00:53:07,541 --> 00:53:10,625 - Nicholas who? - Who fucks you in the mouth! 870 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:20,333 - Give me that report... - Now... 871 00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:22,208 - ...so we can start... - Yes. I'll look for it. 872 00:53:22,291 --> 00:53:23,833 - Right away. - We don't want to lose... 873 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:25,583 - This one, right? - Yes. 874 00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:26,958 Aurel! 875 00:53:44,875 --> 00:53:47,416 You got what you deserve, if you can't control yourself. 876 00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:50,916 Control myself! You're lucky that Vlad Casino set a limit on your account, 877 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,958 otherwise you would have already wasted your pension on it! 878 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:56,291 I wouldn't have, loser, because I took a break. 879 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,833 I'm playing Sudoku now. 880 00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:58,958 For how long? Two days? 881 00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:03,458 No, because if you take a break, they restrict you 882 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,125 and you lose access to your account. 883 00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:07,250 It's irreversible. 884 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,916 You're lucky they're nice guys. 885 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 And since when do you say "irreversible"? 886 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:12,208 Since I met your mother. 887 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:16,625 By the way, I left a floating spring roll in the other stall. 888 00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:19,041 After you eat it, go see the chief, 889 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,500 he's waiting for you along with the other losers, OK? 890 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:25,291 Scrub it good! 891 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,583 I'm starting to think that you're pulling my leg. 892 00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:35,416 So they retire me because of my gastritis. 893 00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:37,291 Denzel! 894 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,791 What did I say? 895 00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:42,625 To leave Junior alone. 896 00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:45,125 - What was that? - To leave Junior alone. 897 00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,708 - What? - To leave Junior alone! 898 00:54:47,791 --> 00:54:50,291 Good! So you're not deaf! 899 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,541 And what did you do? 900 00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:55,666 You went after him to the restaurant? 901 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:56,916 And you disturbed him! 902 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:04,000 - It was just a coincidence, chief. - Sure, you just happened to be there. 903 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,500 Just going for a boat ride on the lake. 904 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:09,333 You know what you have to do, right? 905 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:23,666 What are you doing? You're tearing up your clothes... Are you insane? 906 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:29,375 Take that fake ID. 907 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,833 What's this? 908 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:33,375 You're sick. 909 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:40,333 First thing tomorrow, you're expected in Avramescu's office. 910 00:55:40,416 --> 00:55:43,000 You'll go there, you'll apologize 911 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:44,875 and maybe you'll get to keep your jobs. 912 00:55:45,625 --> 00:55:47,833 Chief, you want us to go there and behave like slaves? 913 00:55:47,916 --> 00:55:50,000 Yes, because you are slaves! 914 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:53,416 Everyone in the police is beneath her! If you don't like it, move! 915 00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:58,416 I want you to come back to me and tell me that everything went well. 916 00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:00,583 Get out of here! 917 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,000 Hang on a minute, rookie. 918 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:06,166 Who fucks you with a cookie! 919 00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:08,291 Now I get... not the time... no. 920 00:56:11,041 --> 00:56:12,416 When I've paired you with... 921 00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:15,333 this idiot, 922 00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:18,208 I thought that you'll influence him, not the other way around. 923 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,750 How is it possible to lose it that fast 924 00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:23,500 and get into all his shit? 925 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:26,166 I'm sorry, it won't happen again. 926 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,458 You have until Monday to decide if you want to stay here. 927 00:56:28,541 --> 00:56:31,291 I suggest that you start bonding with the other cops. Denzel... 928 00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:33,541 is a lost cause! 929 00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:35,833 I keep him around because his dad helped me out. 930 00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:37,750 But he'll get fired! I can't stand him anymore! 931 00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:40,458 Now get out of here! 932 00:56:40,541 --> 00:56:42,833 And if she's making you kneel, you kneel! 933 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:44,291 Understood. 934 00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:48,458 I'm not going there. 935 00:56:48,541 --> 00:56:51,083 Maybe we can say that we couldn't find the place, 936 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:52,083 or something, you know? 937 00:56:52,166 --> 00:56:53,666 Yes. I say that we skip it 938 00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:55,250 and when he asks, we just say that... 939 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,625 What the hell are you doing? 940 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,541 Is this a joke to you? 941 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:04,500 Do you have any idea how hard I've worked to get here? 942 00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:08,125 To be a fucking traffic cop! 943 00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:11,750 Do you have any idea how much garbage I had to take to get here? 944 00:57:13,291 --> 00:57:16,000 You want me to lose everything just because you're playing detective? 945 00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:20,541 You got me into this shit, 946 00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:23,875 so you get me out of this shit and then everyone can go their own way. 947 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,333 Please. 948 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:30,208 You're right. 949 00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:32,375 You were involved in this... 950 00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:35,083 - Yes... - ...by some people. 951 00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:36,458 It won't happen again. 952 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,958 Especially because I hate seeing you turning black from so much anger. 953 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:43,416 Enough! Even if you're joking, it's still racism. 954 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,208 Fuck this shit! 955 00:57:45,291 --> 00:57:46,458 OK, I'm sorry. 956 00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:48,333 I grew up in a different time 957 00:57:48,416 --> 00:57:51,208 and I've been completely ignorant of the actual social climate. 958 00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:54,750 You have my word that I won't make any more jokes about... 959 00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:05,875 Come on! 960 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,583 Yo, man! 961 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:19,125 Look at my pussy! 962 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:21,041 Wash your dick! 963 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:24,541 Why did you go to school? 964 00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:28,041 Salami! 965 00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:31,208 You're something... 966 00:58:31,791 --> 00:58:34,291 I'm happy we're back on a more positive note. 967 00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:37,958 Now, shove that cocaine up your ass, because we might need it later. 968 00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:39,583 - You're pushing it. - I thought so. 969 00:58:40,208 --> 00:58:41,625 I'll take it to the evidence room. 970 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:47,458 Does anyone know where that is? I've never been there. 971 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,041 You're useless! 972 00:58:57,916 --> 00:58:58,833 What the... 973 00:59:03,375 --> 00:59:05,541 I fucking told you to lock the door. 974 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:09,083 Sorry, bro. I was waiting on Dorina to wax me. 975 00:59:10,916 --> 00:59:15,250 - I was looking for the evidence room. - Well... you found it. 976 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,791 - Have you been working out? - No. 977 00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:21,750 Denzi... Take a seat, hang with us. 978 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,958 - Denzel. - Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. 979 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:26,833 - Hello. - How are you? You're OK? 980 00:59:26,916 --> 00:59:29,041 So... listen... 981 00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:32,250 What you see here should stay between us, OK? 982 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:35,041 You know, we can make you one of us if... 983 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:38,750 Yes, but I don't know if there's room for one more, because... 984 00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:41,958 - Basically, you'll ruin the balance. - It's OK, I already have a clique. 985 00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:45,166 This doesn't seem very legal. 986 00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:46,083 What's that? 987 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,125 - Coca... - Vitamin C. 988 00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:50,166 Yes, bro, vitamin C. 989 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,916 We crash it and inhale it for energy, to catch the bad guys. 990 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 Boom-boom, we got the thief, boom-boom! 991 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:57,708 - Shouldn't you swallow it? - Only losers do that. 992 00:59:57,791 --> 01:00:01,291 Try it! I'll make a little pile... 993 01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:02,625 Big pile... 994 01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:05,833 Actually, I do feel kind of tired and I still have a lot of things to do, 995 01:00:05,916 --> 01:00:07,416 I didn't even have time to jerk it today. 996 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:08,916 He knows what I'm talking about. 997 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:09,833 Really? 998 01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:12,416 - Use this to shoot it... - Like a gun. 999 01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:15,041 Yes, more like a machine gun after this! 1000 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:17,833 Listen, Denzi... you press on one nostril... 1001 01:00:17,916 --> 01:00:19,125 Yes... 1002 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:21,250 No, bro, press it. 1003 01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:24,166 No... Fuck... press. 1004 01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:26,625 And on the other nostril suck this baby on, 1005 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:30,333 like a diabetic... like it's insulin... 1006 01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:32,416 Denzi, get well... 1007 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:33,750 Hit it... 1008 01:00:42,416 --> 01:00:43,250 How does it feel? 1009 01:00:43,333 --> 01:00:44,666 I felt it instantly! 1010 01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:45,833 It hit you hard... 1011 01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:49,125 I've been living a lie! That's how you take vitamin C? 1012 01:00:49,208 --> 01:00:50,458 I can't believe it! 1013 01:00:50,541 --> 01:00:52,416 I don't want to lie, I feel a bit agitated! 1014 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,750 - Is it normal not to feel your teeth? - It is... 1015 01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:56,625 The jaw wanders off... 1016 01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:57,625 OK. 1017 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:01,000 - Give it to him! - This is rolled up tea. 1018 01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:03,125 - Rolled up tea. Good. - Hit it! 1019 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:06,041 Hold it in... 1020 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:08,000 - Hold it! - Hold it! 1021 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,250 Yes! 1022 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:12,041 Shake it... Yes... 1023 01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:14,666 Tea! 1024 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:18,583 Can you believe it? I used to boil it! I'm so stupid! 1025 01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:20,500 - You are so stupid, Denzel! - I am stupid. 1026 01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:23,250 - You're the biggest idiot! - I've been told that. I didn't believe it. 1027 01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:25,916 - Take this blue pill. - What for? 1028 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,083 It's good for you... 1029 01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:31,333 - What's this? - Take it! 1030 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,208 Yes! 1031 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:36,208 - Whiskey? - No, it's water, you're just tired. 1032 01:01:36,291 --> 01:01:37,250 Drink it! 1033 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,041 What are you doing? 1034 01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:45,250 Hey! 1035 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,041 - So, how was it? - Pay attention. 1036 01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:11,958 Show me again. 1037 01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:14,625 This will cut off the blood flow, OK? 1038 01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:16,041 - Tight. - Yes, tight. 1039 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:18,583 Stop playing, be professionals! 1040 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:21,208 We have to be careful around people like Avramescu 1041 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:22,583 or they’ll walk all over us. 1042 01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:25,916 We are the police, after all. 1043 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,375 Let's act like it. 1044 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:38,333 Look at his face! 1045 01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:43,625 Sit down. 1046 01:04:44,416 --> 01:04:45,791 Sit down. 1047 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:49,541 I'll sit because I want to. Stupid gangster wanna be. 1048 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:03,500 Good afternoon. 1049 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,125 Let's do this fast, 1050 01:05:05,208 --> 01:05:07,333 we have more important things to do. 1051 01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:09,208 Good afternoon. 1052 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:12,625 Wow, mommy! 1053 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:15,166 I apologize for the mess, we are under construction, 1054 01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:17,000 I hope it's not a problem. 1055 01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:19,125 Don't worry, please, we apologize 1056 01:05:19,208 --> 01:05:21,500 for disturbing you with this nonsense. 1057 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:24,125 If you need any help around here, cleaning up, 1058 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:25,875 I still have some days off that I can use 1059 01:05:25,958 --> 01:05:27,291 or I can take a sick leave. 1060 01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:31,166 Thank you. I know that you were, probably, expecting a luxurious office, 1061 01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:33,166 but I like to keep an eye on the workers. 1062 01:05:33,875 --> 01:05:36,958 This way, things move faster 1063 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:40,208 and I don't mind getting my hands dirty. 1064 01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:42,125 Be careful. 1065 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:43,833 Thank you. 1066 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,583 - Ouch! - Thank you. 1067 01:05:48,166 --> 01:05:50,541 That's what I like about you. 1068 01:05:50,625 --> 01:05:53,833 This is a woman who did it all on her own and succeeded. 1069 01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:56,875 Not like you two losers. You make me sick. 1070 01:05:56,958 --> 01:05:58,375 We can all learn from her. 1071 01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:00,541 Tell me what you think. 1072 01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:02,166 It's not easy to build an empire 1073 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:06,000 and be a good cook, that's why I'm taking online classes. 1074 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:08,333 How is it? 1075 01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:09,916 Great! 1076 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:12,000 Is there anything you can't do? 1077 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,416 So they're tasty. 1078 01:06:16,166 --> 01:06:19,166 But you're not here for the food. 1079 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:24,208 From what I understand, there's been a misunderstanding concerning my son? 1080 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:27,625 - I think we should work this out. - What misunderstanding? 1081 01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:30,666 These losers have nothing better to do than to fuck around with me! 1082 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:33,125 - Junior, language, please. - But, mom, you know... 1083 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:36,541 Junior, your mother and I are very disappointed in you! 1084 01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:40,208 Ma'am, we're in this situation because these idiots 1085 01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:42,041 wanted to disturb you. 1086 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:45,708 I am here to apologize on their behalf and to say that it's a misunderstanding. 1087 01:06:46,416 --> 01:06:47,750 What's the misunderstanding? 1088 01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,958 That these losers think that I robbed a gambling house... 1089 01:06:50,041 --> 01:06:51,708 I told you to watch your mouth! 1090 01:06:54,666 --> 01:06:55,958 So, officers. 1091 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:57,708 Is this true? 1092 01:06:58,708 --> 01:07:01,708 - You think that my son is a thief? - Initially, that's what we thought. 1093 01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:06,416 - Obviously, we were wrong, we apologize. - How can you think that? 1094 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:09,625 The building that we are in right now costs 32 million euros. 1095 01:07:10,291 --> 01:07:12,041 You think he'd steal a few thousands? 1096 01:07:12,958 --> 01:07:14,750 This is the logic they teach you at the commissary school? 1097 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:18,125 - We're the Traffic Police. - Shut up. 1098 01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:22,583 I knew that, of course. I was being sarcastic. 1099 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:29,416 Let the real police investigate this and do their job 1100 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:32,208 and let's make peace, once and for all. 1101 01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:33,875 Of course. Thank you for having us. 1102 01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:36,125 Thank you. 1103 01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:40,916 You should know that I'm always in search of talented people to work with. 1104 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,875 - Thanks. - Let's go. 1105 01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:45,708 Let's go! 1106 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:52,458 What you promised when you got out of rehab? 1107 01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:56,375 Please, don't interrupt me when we have guests. 1108 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,375 At least now we know why Junior is messed up. 1109 01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:12,541 To hit your child like that... 1110 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:14,041 Yes. 1111 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:16,000 The weirdest erection I ever had. 1112 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:25,833 What's this? 1113 01:08:26,583 --> 01:08:30,625 - I... forgot to take it. - I'll hold it. 1114 01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:33,291 Drop me off in Pipera, I'm meeting my brother. 1115 01:08:34,041 --> 01:08:36,791 I'm starving and this traffic is killing me! 1116 01:08:37,541 --> 01:08:39,416 Why did you turn on the siren, is there an emergency? 1117 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:42,291 Yes, if I don't eat something, I'm going to faint! 1118 01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:44,791 Using a siren without a reason. 1119 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:45,708 Move! 1120 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:48,000 We'll only be fined for this, we're not getting jail time. 1121 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:48,916 Emergency lane. 1122 01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:52,291 Move! 1123 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,666 There's a pastry shop. 1124 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,375 Let me put a strudel in you. 1125 01:09:10,041 --> 01:09:11,541 Can you please not say that? 1126 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:19,458 This one is on me, partner. 1127 01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:20,875 OK. 1128 01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:26,291 Look at what they invented now! Cheese snail. 1129 01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:28,000 Is it a real snail? 1130 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:31,250 How much for a kilo of pastry? 1131 01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:37,041 Aren't those the sneakers we saw on the surveillance video? 1132 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:37,958 Yes. 1133 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,916 - Pastry with... - Are you 100% sure? 1134 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,625 Yes, I told you that they're unique! 1135 01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:44,625 Are you stupid? That's the thief, let's get him! 1136 01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:47,375 Sir! The one with the hoodie! Did you pull a heist last night? 1137 01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:48,833 Real subtle! 1138 01:09:48,916 --> 01:09:50,541 - In the name of the law, stop! - Listen to you! 1139 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,500 This is the police! 1140 01:09:52,583 --> 01:09:54,125 Go get him! I'm right behind you! 1141 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:57,708 I'm coming! Take him! 1142 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:15,666 You don't have to call 911, it's OK. 1143 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,750 - What's going on? - Nothing. 1144 01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:20,416 - What place is this? - One Tower. 1145 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:23,375 One Tower. Really nice. What's the price per square meter? 1146 01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:26,291 - Should I call security? - There's no need. 1147 01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:28,791 Everything is fine. I am the security! 1148 01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:31,791 Can you please buzz me in? 1149 01:10:33,791 --> 01:10:34,625 OK. 1150 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:06,791 This building is 18 floors high, right? 1151 01:11:08,541 --> 01:11:10,333 Good thing it's legal or I wouldn't have come inside it. 1152 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,083 What perfume is that? 1153 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:32,583 Is it new? 1154 01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:35,125 Mine is great. 1155 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:36,250 It has pheromones. 1156 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,208 You don't have to wash for days after you spray it on. 1157 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,500 Add me on Facebook. 1158 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:27,208 - No. It's OK. - What are you doing? 1159 01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:28,875 - I know where to find him. - What do you mean? 1160 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:30,625 He's Oli's brother. 1161 01:12:46,958 --> 01:12:48,208 Hello? 1162 01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:51,416 - You knew your brother is involved? - What?! 1163 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:54,166 I saw the surveillance footage. Tell me if you knew, don't lie to me. 1164 01:12:55,583 --> 01:12:58,083 - It's complicated. - I can't believe you knew! 1165 01:12:58,166 --> 01:12:59,833 After all I did for you, really? 1166 01:12:59,916 --> 01:13:02,916 Please, if you give me a minute, I can explain and you'll understand. 1167 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,166 No, we're done. Send me back the CDs by courier. 1168 01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:28,125 Are you nervous? 1169 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:31,208 No, it's just my first MMA fight. 1170 01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:33,625 Don't worry, I told Dinu to go easy on you. 1171 01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,041 Okay. 1172 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:39,750 - Fuck me! - Listen! 1173 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,916 Denzel mentioned anything about taking some vitamin C with us or...? 1174 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,750 - What? - Vitamin C. 1175 01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:45,750 No. 1176 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:46,833 Ouch! 1177 01:13:46,916 --> 01:13:48,625 But he just found out who the robber is. 1178 01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:52,375 Wow, inspector Gadget, really? 1179 01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:54,250 The whole department knows who did it! 1180 01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:56,666 - What? - Vitamin C. 1181 01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:57,791 What do you mean? 1182 01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:01,833 I mean that everyone knows that Avramescu's son did it. 1183 01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:03,583 No, it's someone else. 1184 01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,125 Yes, Oli's brother. 1185 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,375 Him, Junior and that biker chick, the crazy one! 1186 01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:09,416 - The beauty. - That stinky Bubu. 1187 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:14,333 Wait a second... 1188 01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:17,041 You knew who did it and you didn't do anything about it? 1189 01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:21,166 We can't arrest them. We're like a big family in this town. 1190 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:24,583 The only one we can arrest is Oli's brother, 1191 01:14:24,666 --> 01:14:27,333 but, since Junior is involved, we let them both go. 1192 01:14:27,416 --> 01:14:30,125 And why do you care about the gambling houses? 1193 01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:31,541 Do you know how much money they make? 1194 01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:36,166 What does it matter? 1195 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:39,291 Plus, it makes no sense. 1196 01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:41,750 If Junior is so rich, 1197 01:14:42,541 --> 01:14:44,333 why does he need to steal? 1198 01:14:44,416 --> 01:14:48,291 Because he's a junkie and his mom stopped giving him money hoping he'll quit. 1199 01:14:48,375 --> 01:14:49,916 The same goes for Oli's brother. 1200 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,041 - Dani. - Also a junkie. 1201 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:04,208 You know, I'm starting to feel a bit uncomfortable in this position. 1202 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,583 Wait a bit. 1203 01:15:06,791 --> 01:15:08,125 Aurel, 1204 01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:10,458 this is big. 1205 01:15:12,250 --> 01:15:15,000 I want to know if you want to be part of our family. 1206 01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,375 It's really easy. 1207 01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:20,708 There are certain people we can't touch 1208 01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:23,375 and they reward us. 1209 01:15:24,958 --> 01:15:27,791 Aurel, there's enough meat for everyone. 1210 01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:32,541 You fucking hid my key again! 1211 01:15:32,625 --> 01:15:35,375 I put it here, in the locker, so you don't fucking lose it! 1212 01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:38,375 Be careful, you can slip and fall! 1213 01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:40,958 OK, I have to leave, I have too many things on my mind. 1214 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:43,625 - Wait a fucking second! - Leave me the fuck alone! 1215 01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:49,333 Wait a second, Aurel. Wait! 1216 01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:50,833 We had a little bit of fun, 1217 01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:53,750 but, for real now, you know how much we earn. 1218 01:15:53,833 --> 01:15:56,166 You want me to risk my life for that? 1219 01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:57,666 Maybe you shouldn't be a policeman. 1220 01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,708 Stop it, come on! Wait! 1221 01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:03,458 - I'm not getting into this. - Yes, I got it! 1222 01:16:03,541 --> 01:16:05,291 Come and talk to the chief, see what he says! 1223 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,541 I'll talk to him on Monday, at the office. 1224 01:16:07,625 --> 01:16:10,583 He's waiting for us at the precinct, he phoned me about it. 1225 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:11,833 At this hour? 1226 01:16:11,916 --> 01:16:14,458 Yes, you'll understand everything after you talk to him. 1227 01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,541 I'll drop you off. 1228 01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:19,416 OK. 1229 01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:21,625 Nice car. 1230 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:23,125 You like it? 1231 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:25,666 Two hundred and twenty horse power, electric breed. 1232 01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:44,458 You must think that I'm an idiot. 1233 01:16:44,541 --> 01:16:47,625 Please, take this beautiful red car and leave. 1234 01:16:47,708 --> 01:16:48,708 Bro, listen to me. 1235 01:16:48,791 --> 01:16:51,125 I don't want to hear it, I don't want anything to do with you. 1236 01:16:51,208 --> 01:16:53,250 - Just a minute. - No! I don't want to talk! 1237 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:54,166 Denzel! 1238 01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:56,541 - Problems? - No, Jimmy, it's OK. 1239 01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:58,625 - If you have problems, I'm here. - OK. 1240 01:16:59,166 --> 01:17:00,666 Oli was only trying to help me. 1241 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,416 I don't care. 1242 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,250 I know Junior since high school. 1243 01:17:04,333 --> 01:17:08,833 I partied with him, with women, drugs, orgies... you know how it is! 1244 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:11,958 Women and orgies? I still live with my dad, what the fuck! 1245 01:17:12,041 --> 01:17:14,500 Yesterday, I saw real breasts for the first time! 1246 01:17:15,291 --> 01:17:18,250 Anyway. I ended up owing Junior a lot of money. 1247 01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:20,416 And when his mom stopped funding him, 1248 01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:22,375 I had to help him with the robberies. 1249 01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:24,750 Fool, a robbery is a robbery. 1250 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:27,208 Who the hell cares about your reasons? 1251 01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:28,125 You're right. 1252 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:31,625 But Oli has nothing to do with this. 1253 01:17:32,791 --> 01:17:34,291 She was just trying to help me. 1254 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:37,291 And I feel bad that she suffers because of me. 1255 01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:42,041 - You should. - Dani, let's go! 1256 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,458 You should go, before I call Jimmy. 1257 01:17:47,250 --> 01:17:49,708 It's OK, Jimmy, he left. At ease. 1258 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:51,416 Next time. 1259 01:17:53,916 --> 01:17:54,750 Next time. 1260 01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:57,083 No, we're not there yet. 1261 01:18:13,916 --> 01:18:15,791 Chief, I'm glad you called me, I wanted to... 1262 01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:19,500 I'm glad, too, and I love the whole "chief" thing. 1263 01:18:20,666 --> 01:18:22,458 I'll keep it. I'm the "Chief" now. 1264 01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:25,000 - Where is he? - It doesn't matter where he is. 1265 01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:27,750 I'll show you who runs things around here. 1266 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:31,458 You thought I'm some loser hiding behind his mommy? 1267 01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:34,541 Wrong! 1268 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:38,083 Pal, I'm the one calling the shots, got it? 1269 01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:40,500 What are you doing in my chair? 1270 01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:43,833 Sorry, mommy. 1271 01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:47,083 You wet the bed until you were eight. You think you're a tough guy? 1272 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,958 Ma'am, I came to talk to Mr. Stănescu... 1273 01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:52,625 OK. I am losing way too much time on this. 1274 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,208 You think you might know something about my son, but I can assure you... 1275 01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:58,166 What? That he robs gambling houses because you cut off his money? 1276 01:19:00,166 --> 01:19:01,625 My son is clean. 1277 01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:05,291 It's true, he had problems, 1278 01:19:06,291 --> 01:19:09,416 but he went to the best clinic in Switzerland and now he's better. 1279 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:13,041 Is he? Look at what we found in his phone case two nights ago. 1280 01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:18,666 You can have it checked and see it's cocaine. 1281 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:19,666 - Mom, it's not... - Shut up! 1282 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,833 OK, I'll let you handle this. 1283 01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:31,041 - Really? - I can't afford this kind of problems. 1284 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,250 How much do you want to keep quiet? 1285 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:34,583 Fuck your money! 1286 01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:37,250 You'll go to jail and so is your... 1287 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:31,750 It's not your fault. 1288 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:34,708 Yeah. 1289 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,500 What are you going to do? 1290 01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:44,208 Son... 1291 01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:49,291 All my life, I tried to be an honest man, 1292 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,708 to fight injustice wherever I saw it... 1293 01:20:52,791 --> 01:20:56,625 and the department laughed in my face, they said I was an idiot... 1294 01:20:58,250 --> 01:20:59,541 and what did I get? 1295 01:21:00,708 --> 01:21:01,958 I didn’t get a statue! 1296 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:06,916 They didn't double my salary, my life wasn't better! It was worse. 1297 01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:14,375 I'm sorry I told you to hang out with them, 1298 01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:17,916 but did you think I wanted you to be corrupt, like they are? 1299 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,083 No! 1300 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:21,250 I didn't want you to end up in a bad place... 1301 01:21:22,666 --> 01:21:26,041 Like I did. 1302 01:21:27,291 --> 01:21:29,041 I didn't want you to end up in this bed. 1303 01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:35,458 What should I do? 1304 01:21:35,541 --> 01:21:37,250 I've got your back, no matter what. 1305 01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,875 I love you, you're my child, OK? 1306 01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:42,041 I can see you're down... 1307 01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:45,583 because we didn't want you. 1308 01:21:47,375 --> 01:21:48,208 Come on, laugh! 1309 01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:53,666 We didn't want you 'cause the condom broke, the abortions failed, 1310 01:21:54,791 --> 01:21:57,125 I asked the doctor to hit you with a chisel in the head... 1311 01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:59,500 - OK, enough, I got it. - That's why you're... 1312 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,125 Come here! 1313 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:11,125 - You're going live, aren't you? - Just a short one. 1314 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:14,666 Garcea gang, I'm sorry, but we have to end this, 1315 01:22:14,750 --> 01:22:18,166 unfortunately, because I'm having a sad moment with my son. 1316 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:20,333 Don't forget to fuck that Like button 1317 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,625 and I'll see you next time. 1318 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:23,625 Garcea out. 1319 01:22:25,416 --> 01:22:26,458 I have to make some money. 1320 01:22:27,125 --> 01:22:27,958 I have to make money. 1321 01:22:28,666 --> 01:22:30,333 Can you stay here with Aurel 1322 01:22:30,416 --> 01:22:33,166 and not go live with him unconscious? 1323 01:22:33,250 --> 01:22:34,958 I'll ask for his permission. 1324 01:22:40,541 --> 01:22:42,166 Or maybe don't go live. 1325 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:45,000 OK, I won't go live. 1326 01:22:47,791 --> 01:22:48,625 Jimmy, no. 1327 01:22:50,875 --> 01:22:52,291 I'm sorry. 1328 01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:57,000 Jimmy, I said no. We can't. No. 1329 01:22:57,750 --> 01:22:58,583 No. 1330 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:00,208 No. 1331 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,375 No! 1332 01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:14,125 Do you want to go live? 1333 01:23:19,291 --> 01:23:20,125 He said "yes". 1334 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:23,750 {\an8}Good evening, Garcea gang, 1335 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:26,791 {\an8}we have the first Like from the hospital. 1336 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:31,416 {\an8}See what happens if you don't take a self-defense class? 1337 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:35,250 Don't forget, Garcea Self-Defense Academy is looking for sponsors. 1338 01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:36,791 What do you want? 1339 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:38,958 To end up like this 1340 01:23:39,791 --> 01:23:42,333 or donate through the link? 1341 01:23:42,416 --> 01:23:44,375 Hold the Like, please, even if... 1342 01:23:44,458 --> 01:23:45,958 I know you can't hear us, but, hold it. 1343 01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:48,375 Like. 1344 01:24:52,708 --> 01:24:55,125 This will help you fight. 1345 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:02,375 What the hell is this? 1346 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:04,416 Vitamin C, I crushed it last night. 1347 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,750 It's not as good as the one in the evidence room, but it's OK. 1348 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,583 Hey, you slicks! 1349 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,458 Inspector Denzel Garcea, on duty. 1350 01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:18,416 We came to arrest you. 1351 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:22,500 How about you put my dick in your mouth? 1352 01:25:22,583 --> 01:25:24,583 Junior, put out that cigarette! 1353 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:27,875 I know I came late in your life as a father figure, 1354 01:25:27,958 --> 01:25:29,791 - ...but, I hope that one day... - Dude! 1355 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,875 Right, sorry. OK, let's do this. 1356 01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:34,708 Bring that MILF of yours, so I can handcuff her, 1357 01:25:34,791 --> 01:25:36,166 love her and take her to the precinct... 1358 01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:41,125 You think you can scare me with your henchmen? 1359 01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:44,666 Go for it, Oli! I'm here to cheer for you and take pictures. 1360 01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:47,083 Oli? 1361 01:25:47,916 --> 01:25:48,750 Shit. 1362 01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:50,083 Have fun, guys. 1363 01:25:51,750 --> 01:25:54,666 OK! Two on one, that's OK. 1364 01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:57,791 I should have peed before I put this costume on. 1365 01:25:57,875 --> 01:25:59,750 I'm not going to lie, you looked smaller from there. 1366 01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:02,166 I'll take the little one. Oh, he's meaner. 1367 01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:04,500 I'll take the pretty guy. Wait! 1368 01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:16,916 Pinky and The Brain, wait a second. 1369 01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:32,583 OK! That's how you want it? 1370 01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:37,166 I can do this all day long. 1371 01:26:40,916 --> 01:26:41,750 Balls! 1372 01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:44,125 You are such assholes! 1373 01:26:45,916 --> 01:26:46,916 Both in the nose! 1374 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:05,333 Time out! 1375 01:27:06,625 --> 01:27:07,458 Time out! 1376 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:08,833 In again! 1377 01:27:19,708 --> 01:27:20,541 Nothing? 1378 01:27:24,916 --> 01:27:26,208 He can't get enough of this! 1379 01:27:29,666 --> 01:27:32,791 OK! Time out! You can't attack now! 1380 01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:41,375 Let go! 1381 01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:48,041 If you want to give up, this is the time to do it. 1382 01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:13,250 Talk fast. 1383 01:28:13,333 --> 01:28:15,500 I'm in the middle of a fight and I have a 100% chance to win. 1384 01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:16,708 Look to your left. 1385 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:17,791 I sent some backup. 1386 01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:20,916 I'm here to take in that bitch Avramescu. 1387 01:28:22,166 --> 01:28:23,500 - Good luck, Denzi. - Denzel. 1388 01:28:23,583 --> 01:28:24,750 Sure, Denzel. 1389 01:28:30,125 --> 01:28:31,083 Good evening! 1390 01:28:31,166 --> 01:28:33,500 We have kids now? 1391 01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:35,000 I brought you something. 1392 01:28:36,791 --> 01:28:41,083 - Hey, shit-face, where's your boss? - That's none of your business. 1393 01:28:42,125 --> 01:28:44,583 You should fix that bad manicure. 1394 01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:47,291 You're the one to talk, with that goiter on? 1395 01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:51,333 Your eyelids reach your knees and your contouring is a mess, 1396 01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:54,333 your eyeliner is a joke, those inflammations around your lips 1397 01:28:54,416 --> 01:28:57,333 make me sick, the lips are a mess, 1398 01:28:57,416 --> 01:29:01,791 not to mention the cheekbones, and your hair is a total failure, 1399 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,416 bad haircut, split ends, no texture, 1400 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:07,041 and, my God, twilight zone, what's that on your face? 1401 01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:09,333 Take this coupon and have a facial. 1402 01:29:10,666 --> 01:29:11,833 False eyelashes? 1403 01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:16,083 I have alopecia, man! 1404 01:29:28,791 --> 01:29:29,750 Losers... 1405 01:29:30,708 --> 01:29:32,166 assemble! 1406 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:41,625 That's my boy! Break his face! 1407 01:29:41,708 --> 01:29:44,166 {\an8}Dear children, as you can see, 1408 01:29:44,250 --> 01:29:48,291 {\an8}sometimes you have to hit people to make yourself understood. 1409 01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:50,541 Kill him! 1410 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:55,375 You're dead now! 1411 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:56,333 Really? 1412 01:30:01,250 --> 01:30:03,041 Rosemary and lavender perfume! 1413 01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:06,000 What the fuck? It's 2004? God, kill me now! 1414 01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:08,375 Did someone order Tasers? 1415 01:30:27,208 --> 01:30:30,458 I told you to get the machine guns! AG's! 1416 01:30:30,541 --> 01:30:32,500 Nothing makes you happy! 1417 01:30:32,583 --> 01:30:33,625 Give me a break, 1418 01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,375 I can't get rid of you, you're like a bug! 1419 01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:37,875 A bug? I'll kill you! 1420 01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:38,958 And I'll take you with me! 1421 01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:00,791 Hey! 1422 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:03,416 Hey! 1423 01:31:11,916 --> 01:31:13,125 Let go! 1424 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:44,500 Oinker down! 1425 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:47,291 Call the police! 1426 01:31:59,750 --> 01:32:05,166 Stop littering in this town! 1427 01:32:22,583 --> 01:32:27,458 Come here, you little fucker, I want you to meet Cristinel. 1428 01:32:27,541 --> 01:32:29,375 You have three seconds to get out. 1429 01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:34,666 Hey, take it easy, I just came to talk, 1430 01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:36,166 to tell you that we're breaking up. 1431 01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:37,666 Shut up! 1432 01:32:38,458 --> 01:32:41,541 - Am I interrupting? - Dad, not now. 1433 01:32:41,625 --> 01:32:43,125 Shut up, you're not good with women. 1434 01:32:44,666 --> 01:32:47,708 Miss, we don't know each other. 1435 01:32:48,625 --> 01:32:50,958 But, on behalf of me and my team... 1436 01:32:51,041 --> 01:32:53,083 Team... Jimmy? 1437 01:32:53,166 --> 01:32:54,333 Team. Jimmy! 1438 01:32:58,625 --> 01:33:00,291 You're under arrest, bitch! 1439 01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:03,250 Dad, you made it! I can't believe it! 1440 01:33:03,333 --> 01:33:04,166 Right... 1441 01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:10,625 Ouch, dad! Fuck! 1442 01:33:10,708 --> 01:33:12,916 Both legs, unbelievable! 1443 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,541 It was loaded, you crazy bitch? 1444 01:33:14,625 --> 01:33:16,958 Put the cuffs on! Now! 1445 01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:20,583 Ouch! 1446 01:33:21,291 --> 01:33:23,125 Get out of here! 1447 01:33:23,208 --> 01:33:24,041 Get out! 1448 01:33:24,125 --> 01:33:26,583 {\an8}- Keep filming! - Jimmy! 1449 01:33:39,666 --> 01:33:40,666 Us. 1450 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:46,833 Turn it up. 1451 01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:49,375 Turn it up. 1452 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:56,208 {\an8}A series of investigations are in progress to find the culprits. 1453 01:33:56,291 --> 01:33:59,416 {\an8}Senator Avramescu was allowed to leave the country 1454 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,041 {\an8}on the promise that she'll return until the trial. 1455 01:34:02,125 --> 01:34:04,333 {\an8}Key witnesses are ready to testify. 1456 01:34:05,541 --> 01:34:09,208 {\an8}I know I've made mistakes in the past, but I am ready to accept... 1457 01:34:09,291 --> 01:34:11,291 {\an8}You have such beautiful eyes! 1458 01:34:11,875 --> 01:34:12,708 {\an8}Can you talk? 1459 01:34:13,291 --> 01:34:14,125 {\an8}What's your name? 1460 01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:16,750 {\an8}Is it true that you've planned the robberies 1461 01:34:16,833 --> 01:34:18,125 {\an8}with senator Avramescu's son? 1462 01:34:18,875 --> 01:34:20,875 {\an8}I'll give details during trial, 1463 01:34:20,958 --> 01:34:24,625 {\an8}where, by the way, I'll be alone, if you want to come with me... 1464 01:34:24,708 --> 01:34:27,583 {\an8}- Are you afraid of repercussions? - I don't know what that means. 1465 01:34:28,333 --> 01:34:31,333 {\an8}The only thing I fear is that I might fall in love with you 1466 01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:33,291 {\an8}if you keep looking at me like that. 1467 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:34,958 {\an8}- What did you do with the money? - Where are you from? 1468 01:34:35,041 --> 01:34:37,250 {\an8}- Do you regret anything? - Will you do it again? 1469 01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:38,750 {\an8}- Can I pick a girl? - Any accomplices? 1470 01:34:39,583 --> 01:34:41,416 {\an8}- Call me! - How did you feel when you were caught? 1471 01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:43,250 {\an8}THE MONSTER THAT CORRUPTED THE SENATOR'S FINE SON 1472 01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:48,458 {\an8}There will be ten long years of debate, at the end of which justice will be done, 1473 01:34:48,541 --> 01:34:51,916 {\an8}and senator Avramescu will receive the minimum sentence, on probation. 1474 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:53,500 {\an8}The horoscope is up next. 1475 01:34:53,583 --> 01:34:56,750 {\an8}Stay tuned to find out how you'll die according to your sign. 1476 01:34:56,833 --> 01:35:01,291 So, Aurel, what's our sentence after all the shit we've done? 1477 01:35:02,416 --> 01:35:05,750 Probably the electric chair. I'm not sure. 1478 01:35:05,833 --> 01:35:06,666 OK. 1479 01:35:08,541 --> 01:35:09,916 At least, you're officially in... 1480 01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:11,625 the wolves clique, 1481 01:35:12,875 --> 01:35:14,375 the action clique. 1482 01:35:16,291 --> 01:35:17,833 Why do you keep calling it "clique" 1483 01:35:19,166 --> 01:35:20,083 if it's for wolves? 1484 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,333 The swarm of wolves. 1485 01:35:24,333 --> 01:35:25,375 Try again. 1486 01:35:28,083 --> 01:35:28,916 The gathering... 1487 01:35:30,125 --> 01:35:31,625 The conglomerate ... 1488 01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:35,041 The flock of wolves. 1489 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:39,416 Or... the pack? 1490 01:35:41,375 --> 01:35:43,250 The clique pack! 1491 01:35:44,291 --> 01:35:45,541 Or just the pack. 1492 01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:49,375 {\an8}The action pack! 1493 01:35:50,041 --> 01:35:50,875 {\an8}THE ACTION WOLF PACK 1494 01:35:51,583 --> 01:35:52,541 {\an8}Denzel! 1495 01:35:54,833 --> 01:35:55,791 Are you in? 1496 01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:00,458 - Will you run in the marathon? - What marathon? 1497 01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:02,708 The suck-a-bear's-dick-athon. 1498 01:36:04,625 --> 01:36:06,208 I'm the bear! Let the marathon begin! 1499 01:36:08,916 --> 01:36:12,416 {\an8}I'll ask: will you run in the marathon? 1500 01:36:13,583 --> 01:36:14,458 {\an8}It's the same marathon. 1501 01:36:20,541 --> 01:36:22,625 {\an8}I don't get it, you're laughing for real now? 1502 01:36:27,833 --> 01:36:30,125 {\an8}I'm laughing for all of you... 1503 01:36:30,208 --> 01:36:32,166 {\an8}He laughed so loud! 1504 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:36,083 {\an8}As if you haven't made fun of me through the entire movie! 105434

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