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HEAVY BREATHING
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You know that feeling
when a guy you like
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sends you a text at
two o'clock on a Tuesday night
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asking if he can come and find you
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and you've accidentally made it out
like you've just got in yourself.
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So you have to get out of bed,
drink half a bottle of wine
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get in the shower, shave everything,
dig out some Agent Provocateur business
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suspender belt, the whole bit
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and wait by the door
until the buzzer goes?
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DOORBELL BUZZES
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And then you open the door to him like
you've almost forgotten he's coming over.
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Oh. Hi.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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And then you get to it immediately.
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HEAVING BREATHING
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After some pretty standard bouncing
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you realise he's edging
towards your arsehole.
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But you're drunk and he made
the effort to come all the way here.
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So you let him. He's thrilled.
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Oh!
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I'm so thrilled.
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And then the next morning
you wake to find him fully dressed
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sat on the side of the bed,
gazing at you.
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He says that...
— Last night was incredible.
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which you think is an overstatement.
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But then he goes on to say that...
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It was particularly special because
I've never managed to actually...
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up the burn with anyone before.
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To be fair he does have a large penis.
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And although it's always
been a fantasy of mine
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I've never found anyone
I could do it with.
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And then he touches your hair.
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And thanks you with a genuine earnest.
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Thank you.
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It's sort of moving.
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Then he kisses you gently...
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and then he leaves.
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And you spend the rest
of the day wondering...
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do l have a massive arsehole?
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BELL RINGS
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Well, um, this doesn't happen
very often, does it?
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THEY LAUGH
— No.
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No, I suppose it's...
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THEY LAUGH
— It's quite rare, yeah.
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I hate myself.
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Um, are you going to work?
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Er, no actually...
— Okay, um, this is gonna sound crazy
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um, but I think that I
should take your number
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and I think I should call it
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and I think I should ask you if you
wanna go out for a drink with me.
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Um...
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Fuck me, you've got a boyfriend.
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Er, no. Um, no, we broke up
quite recently actually.
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Oh my God, I'm so sorry,
slash really pleased.
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Um, how the hell did he
manage to fuck that up?
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Power rarely gives up without a fight.
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Particularly in places where there are
divisions of tribe, divisions of sect.
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we also know that populism
can take dangerous turns
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and there will be difficult
days along the way.
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From the extremism of those who would use
democracy to deny a minority of rights
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to the nationalism that...
— What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Harry.
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I know what you were doing.
— I was watching the news.
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Really?
— Yeah.
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Really?
— Yeah.
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What was he talking about then?
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What?
— SHE LAUGHS
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Please, I just need to hear this.
What was he talking about?
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Iraq.
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Don't say anything,
and please don't stop me leaving.
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Please don't!
— Okay. — Don't!
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I've really tried to be
there for you through this.
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You can't say I haven't tried.
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Don't say anything.
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And please don't contact me
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or turn up at my house drunk
in your underwear.
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It won't work this time.
— It will.
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I'm taking that posh shampoo.
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He was talking about democ...
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Oh, he was just...
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...rea|ly kind
and supportive with my work.
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He'd cook all the time,
he'd run baths, hoover.
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He'd laugh at all of my jokes.
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He was really great with my family
and my friends loved him.
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Plus he was really fucking affectionate.
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HE LAUGHS
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Yeah, he sounds like a dickhead.
— Yeah.
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So was that like you can have
my number or whatever you...
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Yes. Yeah, I guess it's a yes.
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Oh my God. Great. Okay.
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Put that in there.
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And I'll be sure to treat you
like a nasty little bitch.
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Um, that was a joke.
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Oh no, I know, I know.
— Yeah, okay. That was like, oh.
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Okay. Great. Wow.
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l'll buzz you then?
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Okay.
— Okay. Okay.
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I can't stop smiling. Sorry I...
— HE LAUGHS
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Oh, okay.
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Thank you for coming in today.
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We really appreciate you considering us
for your small business start—up loan.
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No problem.
— I've read your application form.
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Thank you.
— It was... funny.
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Oh.
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Okay, that wasn't my intention but...
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As you are probably aware
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we haven't had the opportunity
to support many...
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any women—led businesses since the...
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Sexual harassment case.
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The sexual harassment case, yes.
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Are you alright?
— Oh yeah, sorry.
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| just, um, I ran from the
station so I'm just a bit hot.
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But I'm really excited about, um...
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Water?
— er, no thanks, I'm fine.
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Actually, yeah,
water would be great, if I could...
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Sure.
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There are a couple of details
that we need to iron out
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and one or two bits and pieces
I'm gonna need to see some more on.
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It says in here that you opened
the business with your partner in...
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, that kind of thing
won't get you very far here anymore.
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Oh no, sorry.
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I thought I had a top on underneath.
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Yeah, okay.
— No seriously.
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In this case, genuine accident.
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I can see given our history
why you might think that's...
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No! Seriously I wasn't
trying to. l was hot.
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I take this kind of thing very seriously.
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I'm not trying to shag you!
Look at yourself!
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Okay.
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Please leave.
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On...
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No, you don't understand.
I need this... I need this loan....
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Please just leave.
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Perv!
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Slut!
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Wow!
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My sister.
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She's uptight and beautiful
and probably anorexic
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but clothes look awesome on her so...
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You're almost late.
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Had to do a flash poo in Pret.
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Oh Christ. Did you wash your hands?
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Course not.
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Oh my God! You are disgusting.
Fucking hell.
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Of course I washed my hands.
It's not like a grew up without a mother.
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Heard from dad?
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No.
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Dad's way of coping with
two motherless daughters
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was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures
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start fucking our Godmother
and eventually stop calling.
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You look tired.
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Thanks, I've been sleeping
really well recently.
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Shit.
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I'm wearing the top
that she lost years ago.
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So... this is gonna be tense.
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Do you want to take your coat off?
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No.
— Okay.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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So, any luck with...
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Oh God, can we just have
two seconds without...
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l was going to ask how
it was going with the café.
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I know, I just don't wanna talk about it yet!
— Fine, we won't talk then. — Fine.
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Hair looks nice.
— Oh fuck off.
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The only thing harder than having
to tell your super—high—powered
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perfect, anorexic, rich super—sister
that you've run out of money
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is having to ask her to bail you out.
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I'm just gonna ask her.
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I'm just gonna ask her.
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I'm just gonna ask her.
I'm just gonna come...
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Do you need to borrow money?
— No.
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Can't do it, can't do it,
I can't do it. Can't do it.
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Your business is good then?
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Yeah. It's good. It's really good.
It's really, really good.
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Sounds like it's really good.
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It is.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Can I get you anything?
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No thanks, I'm good.
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ls Harry helping?
Er, we broke up.
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What?! Again?
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Mmm. If you see him,
I'm a wreck, okay?
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God, just don't get drunk and
scream through his letterbox again.
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Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence.
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Don't get drunk and
shit in your sink again.
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When are you gonna
stop bringing that up?
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When you do something better!
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l have two degrees, a husband
and a Burberry coat.
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You shat in a sink!
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CLAIRE: Oh. Hi. — MAN: Thank you. Hi.
— FLEABAG: Oh, no problem.
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Nothing is ever going to be better.
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I swear there are pants
that give you thrush.
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What are yours made from?
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I dunno.
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FLEABAG:
I need to get sexy pants.
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BOO: I hate my body, I hate my body,
I hate my body, I hate my body.
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Fucking last minute bastard trendy parties,
why do we do it to ourselves.
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Oh my God, definitely not.
That does nothing for you. I hate that.
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What?
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These are my clothes, Boo,
I've been wearing these all day.
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Oh God.
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Were you wearing your coat?
— Yes.
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But...
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Well, nothing here looked nice so I just thought
I'd wear what I was wearing anyway.
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Are you joking?
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Are you joking?
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Yes.
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Oh my God! Why didn't you tell me!
— It's really not that bad! I love you!
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I've gotta get a whole new outfit now!
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I'll buy you pants, I'll buy you sexy pants!
— I've been so many places today!
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I'll buy you sexy pants!
— Fuck off!
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I'm sorry! I think it's a lovely dress!
— Get out of here!
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Oh, I mean, you really shouldn't
wear such cheap materials.
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They don't let your fanny breathe.
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I know.
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APPLAUSE
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Thank you so much for coming
to Women Speak
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opening women's mouths since 1998.
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Before we begin,
I would like to ask you a question.
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I don't know about you,
but I need some reassurance.
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SHE LAUGHS
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So I pose the question
to the women in this room today.
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Please raise your hands
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if you would trade
five years of your life
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for the so—called perfect body.
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We are bad feminists.
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I want my top back.
— Okay.
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Won't you get cold?
— No, I've got really hairy nipples.
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What?
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Oh!
— Fuck!
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Fuck!
— What was that?!
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Jesus!
— A fucking hug!
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Well, why the fuck did you do that?
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It was terrifying. Never do that again!
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I was just trying to...
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Are you okay?
— Yeah.
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Do you wanna go for a drink or...?
— No, I've got plans.
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Okay, fine. Sure, see you next time
'Women Speak' then.
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Do you wanna go for a drink?
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PHONE BEEPS
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And my sister blows glass.
She has done for a long time.
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What was I saying,
I've never like been in a fight.
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Well, I've been in a fight. Never been punched
in the face, you know what I mean?
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I've been punched in the leg and someone
once threw some punch in my face.
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So my colours this season
are sort of brown mainly
252
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,316
but like, you know,
I wouldn't say no to a maroon.
253
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,670
I wouldn't like jump down the throat of
someone wearing something blue
254
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,869
it's just not for me.
255
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,275
So, I'm gonna go for a waz.
256
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,072
HE LAUGHS
— Yep, okay.
257
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,997
Same again? While I'm up.
Or perhaps like a little cocky—tail?
258
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,393
Or like a nice shot?
259
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,591
Oh, yeah, or we could
just go back to mine.
260
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,392
Wow. Um, thanks.
261
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,115
Er, I've actually got work, er, tomorrow,
but, um, another drink here?
262
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,754
Or we could just go back to yours.
— Gotta be up really early so...
263
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,677
Well, let's get you a cab in the morning.
— That's ridiculous. I can't...
264
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,915
HE LAUGHS
— Okay, what the fuck is your problem?
265
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,754
Oh, um, nothing.
266
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,836
I, um, I like you.
267
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,074
Okay, you're a dick.
268
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,153
What's going on?
269
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,511
You're pathetic.
270
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,279
Wait!
— Oh, don't follow me.
271
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,799
Oh. I wasn't.
272
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,356
You dropped this.
273
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,673
Um...
274
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,509
Hey.
275
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,878
Come on.
276
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,113
Are you okay?
277
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,111
Are you okay?
278
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,592
Sad face.
279
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,513
I'm fine.
280
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,273
Oh.
281
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,353
You're such a lovely man.
282
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,040
Okay.
— Thank you.
283
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,790
Stay there, stay there, you okay?
284
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,833
Okay. Hey. Hey.
285
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,120
Do you wanna come home with me?
286
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,958
What?! No way!
287
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,792
You naughty boy.
288
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,836
BELL RINGS
289
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:02,072
Uh!
— Ooh, sing a song, Boo—boo.
290
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,954
# Another lunch break, another abortion!
291
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,117
# Another piece of cake, another two...
292
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:14,280
# Fucking 20 cigarettes...
and we’re happy!
293
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:20,395
# So happy to be modern women! #
294
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,558
Hey, come here.
295
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,756
Let's never ask anyone for anything.
They don't get it.
296
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,710
Deal.
— Deal.
297
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,949
Fuck it.
298
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,150
# Do, do, doup doup! #
299
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:44,670
Hello? Open! Look.
300
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,711
Alright, Dad?
301
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,477
What's going on?
302
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,034
Oh, I'm absolutely fine.
303
00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,989
Okay.
304
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,955
I just, er...
305
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,594
Yeah?
306
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,233
Ah, it's nothing.
307
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,068
It doesn't... it's...
308
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,353
You know it's nearly
two o'clock in the morning.
309
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,313
Okay.
310
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,030
Yeah, okay. Um,
I'm don’t wanna, I'm gonna...
311
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,553
It was...
312
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,033
Oh fuck it...
313
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:31,995
l have a horrible feeling that I'm
a greedy, perverted, selfish
314
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,830
apathetic, cynical, depraved,
morally bankrupt woman
315
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,474
who can't even call herself a feminist.
316
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,996
Well, um...
317
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,153
you get all that from your mother.
318
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,871
SHE LAUGHS
319
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,838
Good one.
320
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,474
Er, I'm gonna call you a cab, darling
321
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,629
and, um, please don't go upstairs.
322
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,869
To be fair she's not
an evil stepmother.
323
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,195
She's just a cunt.
324
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,349
Hi.
325
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,953
Darling, I thought that must be you.
Everything alright?
326
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,389
Yeah, I just thought I'd swing by.
327
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,431
Oh, how lovely. Lucky us.
328
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,914
Oh don't worry,
Dad's already booking me a taxi.
329
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,749
What you doin'?
330
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,233
Oh, painting.
331
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,909
I find the night time's very peaceful...
332
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,269
Usually.
— THEY LAUGH
333
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,796
Oh, warming up.
334
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,920
Look, I know it's not really my place,
but are you okay?
335
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,315
Everyone's been really worried.
— Poor fucker.
336
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:37,310
Yes, she's actually an expression of how
women are subtle warriors, strong at heart.
337
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,635
You know, we don't have to use
muscular force to get what we want
338
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,518
Tits don't get you anywhere
these days. Trust me.
339
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,590
It's very valuable actually.
340
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,596
How much?
— Thousands.
341
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,437
Whoa. Can I have it?
342
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,959
SHE LAUGHS
— No.
343
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,958
What's that?
344
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,912
Oh, um, my self—portrait.
345
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,029
Oh.
346
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,916
DAD: Right, it's here.
— Oh, er, I think I can hear your dad.
347
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,311
DAD:
Cab's here!
348
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,588
Thanks.
349
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,834
Ah, nice of him.
350
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,231
Okay. Bye.
— Bye.
351
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:41,831
Um, please look after yourself.
You really do look ghastly, darling.
352
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,396
Oh, a café, eh?
353
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,668
Yeah.
354
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,756
On your own?
355
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,393
Er, kind of.
356
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,235
Kind of? Go on.
357
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,192
SHE LAUGHS
— It's quite a funny story actually.
358
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,277
On no, that's good,
it'll keep me going. Shoot.
359
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,917
I opened the café with my friend, Boo.
360
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,712
Cute name.
— Yeah.
361
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,591
Yeah, she's dead now.
362
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,756
She accidentally killed herself.
363
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,712
It wasn't her intention
but it wasn't a total accident.
364
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,273
She didn't actually think she'd die
365
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,710
she just found out that her
boyfriend fucked someone else
366
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,320
and wanted to punish him
by ending up in hospital
367
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,590
and not letting him visit her for a bit.
368
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,154
She decided to walk
into a busy cycle lane
369
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,351
wanting to get tangled in a bike,
break a finger maybe.
370
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,994
But as it turns out bikes go fast
and flip you into the road.
371
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,998
Three people died,
she was such a dick.
372
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,472
SHE LAUGHS
373
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,195
So yeah. Kind of on my own.
373
00:24:48,305 --> 00:25:48,574
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