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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,977 "The Carnal Praying Mat" is the most famous of the 2 00:01:43,299 --> 00:01:46,633 three erotic novels written more than 400 years ago 3 00:01:47,196 --> 00:01:50,983 It was banned for its erotic depiction 4 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:58,186 In the Yuen Dynasty, there lived a monk, 5 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,796 who always carried a sack with him 6 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,589 and was thus called "the Sack Monk" 7 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:07,278 He's known for his profound knowledge in Buddhist philosophy 8 00:02:08,013 --> 00:02:11,277 A young and lecherous scholar Mei Yeung Sheng 9 00:02:11,425 --> 00:02:13,573 went to see the Sack Monk, 10 00:02:14,383 --> 00:02:18,692 because he thought the Buddhist teachings of abstention 11 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:23,150 from sex is opposed to human nature 12 00:02:23,818 --> 00:02:26,914 A heated argument started between the two men and 13 00:02:27,229 --> 00:02:29,626 they parted unhappily in the end 14 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:31,817 You should care about... 15 00:02:31,998 --> 00:02:35,298 your next life as well as this one 16 00:02:35,444 --> 00:02:39,051 You enjoy flirting with other people's wives and daughters 17 00:02:39,586 --> 00:02:42,185 But how about if your wife was being flirted with? 18 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,770 What one does to others must be avenged 19 00:02:45,156 --> 00:02:46,510 I thought such a famous monk as you 20 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,073 must have extraordinary ideas in this matter 21 00:02:48,776 --> 00:02:51,031 I am disappointed by what you just said 22 00:02:51,248 --> 00:02:53,158 If what one does to others must be avenged, let me ask you: 23 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:55,944 A man with no wife or daughter, 24 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,297 how is he to be punished 25 00:02:57,548 --> 00:03:00,325 Also, a man with a wife and two daughters 26 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,347 goes to bed with hundreds of women, 27 00:03:03,048 --> 00:03:04,674 though his wives and daughters suffer assaught by other men, 28 00:03:04,823 --> 00:03:07,815 he still benefits from it all 29 00:03:14,814 --> 00:03:16,998 The bride and the bridegroom knwtow to the bride's father 30 00:03:20,209 --> 00:03:21,978 The bridegroom offers tea to his lordship 31 00:03:32,742 --> 00:03:34,165 We must play games with the bride 32 00:03:36,117 --> 00:03:37,850 Congratulation to the bride 33 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,510 Dring it, cheers 34 00:03:47,883 --> 00:03:49,094 Let's go out side 35 00:03:53,349 --> 00:03:54,452 Out! 36 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:06,398 Do you know why I'm called Master Iron Doors? 37 00:04:07,865 --> 00:04:09,775 I'm very strict with my family, 38 00:04:09,918 --> 00:04:11,971 I guard them against lechery 39 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,391 I appreciate your knowledge, so I marry my daughter to you 40 00:04:16,672 --> 00:04:19,734 From now on you can travel 41 00:04:20,013 --> 00:04:24,250 or assume official duties without any worries 42 00:04:24,539 --> 00:04:26,092 Our master married your daughter exactly for this reason 43 00:04:26,314 --> 00:04:28,011 He knew you would keep our daughter harnessed 44 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,941 so he won't get avenged for what he did to women 45 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:11,525 Sex is the most pleasurable thing 46 00:05:13,028 --> 00:05:14,797 Of course it hurts a little the first time 47 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,673 But I'll take it easy 48 00:05:17,657 --> 00:05:19,711 and make you happy in no time 49 00:05:29,494 --> 00:05:30,634 Husband, 50 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:34,775 I think sex is the dirtiest thing 51 00:05:35,829 --> 00:05:37,774 But I won't avoid it 52 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:39,935 because it was laid down in the ancient laws 53 00:05:42,199 --> 00:05:43,515 I know it hurts and I pray you hurry up, 54 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,871 so I won't suffer too long 55 00:05:50,831 --> 00:05:52,458 Later you put... 56 00:05:52,608 --> 00:05:54,863 some of this anaethestics on me 57 00:05:56,472 --> 00:05:57,717 This is pain killer 58 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,819 After we finish having sex, give me some 59 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:19,999 Please come 60 00:06:52,029 --> 00:06:54,426 Hurry up, Husband. What are you up to? 61 00:06:55,057 --> 00:06:56,826 Not yet! Don't rush me 62 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,233 Why? Just put it in 63 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:02,151 Alright, alright 64 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:21,997 Ouch! That hurts! 65 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:26,768 Why did you kick me! 66 00:07:27,952 --> 00:07:30,550 It really hurts Give me the pain killer, Quick! 67 00:07:31,607 --> 00:07:32,853 I have not yet finished 68 00:07:33,173 --> 00:07:35,357 I have done my duties now that I did it 69 00:07:35,506 --> 00:07:36,645 Who cares whether you have finished or not 70 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:40,092 You foolish girl I have seen no blood yet 71 00:07:42,085 --> 00:07:44,269 Who said there's no blood It's all over the place on the floor! 72 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,180 Why is there so much blood? 73 00:07:50,161 --> 00:07:51,550 Why's there so much blood on my ring? 74 00:07:52,076 --> 00:07:56,418 Your ring? It pierced your prick That's why 75 00:07:58,863 --> 00:08:00,917 Blood! I am going to faint 76 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,087 My painkiller 77 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,338 Give it to me. It tastes terrible 78 00:08:20,655 --> 00:08:22,638 I told you it's a dirty thing to do 79 00:08:22,778 --> 00:08:24,369 We'd better not do it 80 00:08:45,996 --> 00:08:47,419 It's the authentic painting by Chao Meng Fu 81 00:08:48,537 --> 00:08:51,040 We ought to purity ourselves before looking at it 82 00:08:56,857 --> 00:09:00,405 Oh, it's ugly. How could Master Chao have painted such a thing 83 00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:03,259 You fool. This is according to the teachings to the sages 84 00:09:03,854 --> 00:09:06,359 Why can't we paint 85 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:07,954 process of reproduction? 86 00:09:36,819 --> 00:09:37,828 Don't 87 00:09:38,385 --> 00:09:39,939 Why, don't pretend you don't like it 88 00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:46,591 A few months age you said you're afraid of doing it 89 00:09:46,948 --> 00:09:51,363 Last night you held me tight and kept saying: sweetheart, 90 00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:54,178 give it to me, give it to me 91 00:09:58,158 --> 00:10:01,041 and please come, please come! 92 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:02,847 Don't laugh at me! 93 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:04,940 No! 94 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,898 Bravo! Bravo! 95 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:59,009 So you are the famous Flying Thief... 96 00:11:59,191 --> 00:12:00,164 Choi Kun Lun 97 00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:04,200 That's me. I'm a righteous man 98 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,355 I don't steal from the poor 99 00:12:06,746 --> 00:12:08,894 I don't steal from a family with a funeral on 100 00:12:09,321 --> 00:12:10,496 I don't steal from a family having a banquet 101 00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,028 I don't steal from someone I've stolen before 102 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,328 I don't steal from a friend 103 00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:17,010 That's why so many people came to make friends with me 104 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:20,559 They all flatter me and now 105 00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:22,539 it's difficult to find 106 00:12:22,863 --> 00:12:25,960 a target to steal from 107 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,108 Since we get along with each other so well 108 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:29,088 Let me be frank with you, 109 00:12:29,337 --> 00:12:30,310 I told my friend-in-law 110 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,191 I have come to study 111 00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:33,611 But in fact what I'm after are women 112 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:35,561 Can you help me... 113 00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:36,748 find women? 114 00:12:36,891 --> 00:12:39,324 Damn! I'm late. I must dash 115 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,413 Hey, I want to come with you 116 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,860 This guy is kind of weird 117 00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:48,301 I wonder if he's pinched your purse 118 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:53,490 Has it all gone? 119 00:12:54,018 --> 00:12:57,009 No, but they all turned into stones! 120 00:13:02,023 --> 00:13:03,412 There is something good 121 00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:11,134 That one has a big breast, hasn't she? 122 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,478 That's wonderful. Keep it up 123 00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:36,342 Lady... 124 00:13:49,957 --> 00:13:50,858 Master, are you alright? 125 00:13:52,777 --> 00:13:56,706 Lady...you dropped a book 126 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,925 Not mine Take a closer look 127 00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:17,063 You beast! 128 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,737 I've come to return the money to you, 129 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,441 with 10% interest 130 00:18:15,836 --> 00:18:17,462 Hey, Choi... 131 00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:27,185 Dai, since you can enter a house with no effort, 132 00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,515 please help me find beauties, 133 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,539 help me enter their chambers 134 00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,538 If you can really help me fulfil my wish 135 00:18:36,339 --> 00:18:39,816 I will repay you with a large sum 136 00:18:40,446 --> 00:18:44,613 It is risky to go after a man's wife 137 00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:49,937 If you only manage to get it once or twice 138 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:52,689 And the woman then dumps you, 139 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,602 it's not worth the effort 140 00:18:55,346 --> 00:18:58,053 With my looks and talents I'm sure they'll admire me! 141 00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:01,879 Now, if you really want me to help, 142 00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:07,110 you must be frank me How long is your prick? 143 00:19:10,939 --> 00:19:12,009 So so 144 00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:15,318 When you fuck a woman, 145 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,101 can you last an incense's time? 146 00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:18,247 No problem! 147 00:19:18,598 --> 00:19:21,269 Well, I put some aphrodisiao oil on 148 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,342 Now, there's a silk shop in the west end of the town 149 00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:27,638 The wife of the shopkeeper is there 150 00:19:27,788 --> 00:19:29,413 Go and take a look 151 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,700 Only looking? 152 00:19:31,617 --> 00:19:32,863 Possibly some actions too 153 00:19:33,184 --> 00:19:34,085 Good 154 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,566 What's that noise just now? What's up? 155 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,688 I tripped and fell 156 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,777 Did you damage the cloth? 157 00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:46,664 No... 158 00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:48,054 Really? 159 00:20:48,443 --> 00:20:49,475 Really? 160 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:52,789 Eat now 161 00:21:06,997 --> 00:21:08,695 Why is there no fish tonight? 162 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,405 There's no fish in the market 163 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,800 You couldn't buy a fish in the whole market? 164 00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:26,375 There's no fish that you like in the market 165 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,659 You must listen before you open your mouth to speak 166 00:21:31,642 --> 00:21:34,181 Now, listen carefully before you answer me 167 00:21:34,984 --> 00:21:36,645 Did you damage the cloth when you fell down just now? 168 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,465 Yes 169 00:21:39,787 --> 00:21:42,671 So you did! You deserve a good smack 170 00:22:16,409 --> 00:22:17,655 I didn't say I won't do it 171 00:22:18,184 --> 00:22:19,882 I only want to eat before doing it 172 00:22:24,798 --> 00:22:25,663 Finish eating? 173 00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:29,387 Just finished. Thanks 174 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,017 Come over! 175 00:22:34,092 --> 00:22:35,063 Come over! 176 00:22:41,263 --> 00:22:42,271 Quick! 177 00:25:41,230 --> 00:25:42,333 Hey! What's up? Choi! 178 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,771 Have you seen it? 179 00:25:45,199 --> 00:25:46,622 Her husband could last for three incense's time 180 00:25:46,765 --> 00:25:48,319 And you... 181 00:25:48,471 --> 00:25:50,655 you can only last for half an incense's time 182 00:25:51,568 --> 00:25:56,056 His prick is so big, and yours 183 00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:05,178 despite what you said, is only so small 184 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:09,252 It's only fit for picking teeth 185 00:26:10,957 --> 00:26:13,175 This is for your self-conceit, 186 00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:15,507 chasing after other man's wife without real abilities 187 00:26:16,631 --> 00:26:19,374 This for your foolishness 188 00:26:20,009 --> 00:26:21,599 You know I don't steal women, 189 00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:23,066 yet you want me to find women for you 190 00:26:23,594 --> 00:26:26,228 What do you think I am? What have you got to say now? 191 00:26:26,692 --> 00:26:30,858 Yes...You're right in sleeping me 192 00:26:31,288 --> 00:26:33,400 but I still want you to help me find beauties 193 00:26:35,254 --> 00:26:36,501 If your prick is as long as a horse prick, 194 00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:40,574 I'll help you 195 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:42,770 Choi 196 00:27:15,182 --> 00:27:18,897 Husband, we've been separated for about a month 197 00:27:19,742 --> 00:27:22,864 I've been feeling so lonely and sad 198 00:27:26,424 --> 00:27:31,150 Without your kissing, hugging and fucking 199 00:27:31,890 --> 00:27:35,677 I feel like millions of ants biting my private part 200 00:27:51,976 --> 00:27:56,949 Do you know with what kind of water was this letter written? 201 00:27:57,824 --> 00:28:02,833 It was written with ink and the secretion from my cunt 202 00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:32,568 Fetch me the knife! Fetch it! 203 00:29:36,998 --> 00:29:39,182 Why give me much a small prick? Why not a couple more inches 204 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:41,694 You dammed God! 205 00:29:48,659 --> 00:29:52,589 You gave me such talents and looks, 206 00:29:53,047 --> 00:29:56,653 Why economize on the most vital part? Are you playing on me? 207 00:29:58,476 --> 00:30:02,749 OK, you want to play? You bet I'll cut you out 208 00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:04,634 Please don't, Master, don't! 209 00:30:04,776 --> 00:30:05,678 Go away! 210 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,731 Blood! Oh God! 211 00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:17,786 Has it come off? 212 00:30:18,178 --> 00:30:20,646 Not completely...Why? 213 00:30:21,485 --> 00:30:22,659 Why what? 214 00:30:22,878 --> 00:30:24,860 Why yours is bigger than mine? 215 00:30:25,488 --> 00:30:26,460 Why? 216 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,415 I don't know. You'd better ask my mother 217 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:33,033 Master! No, don't! 218 00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:43,859 What happened? 219 00:30:44,321 --> 00:30:45,294 See it for yourself! 220 00:30:45,990 --> 00:30:49,742 Doctor lp on vacation. Clinic closed 221 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,370 Damned! I'm damned! 222 00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:57,372 I'm damned! 223 00:31:02,281 --> 00:31:04,501 Specialized in joining broken limbs 224 00:31:04,649 --> 00:31:08,055 Master Tin Chan resides here and is ready to help the desperate 225 00:31:24,525 --> 00:31:26,744 My good fellow I am here to see Master Tin Chan 226 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:30,921 Please... 227 00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:31,935 No need to say any more 228 00:31:36,711 --> 00:31:39,107 The wound is caused by a blunt knife 229 00:31:39,425 --> 00:31:41,335 It's now two incense's time 230 00:31:42,627 --> 00:31:44,610 The arteries are OK, but the veins are broken 231 00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:46,448 but I can cure you now 232 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:50,071 You'll recover completely in 15 days 233 00:31:55,124 --> 00:31:56,998 The fee is 20 leuns 234 00:31:57,177 --> 00:31:58,460 Surgeon, I haven't seen anything like this in my life 235 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,561 My art goes back for seven generations 236 00:32:02,992 --> 00:32:04,166 My father got hold of the manuel 237 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,734 written by Master Hua Tuo 238 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,937 That's how he learnt 239 00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:10,543 all the art... 240 00:32:10,719 --> 00:32:13,117 of surgery 241 00:32:14,235 --> 00:32:15,932 After studying with my father for a while 242 00:32:16,079 --> 00:32:17,504 my interest changed to transplanting limbs, 243 00:32:17,786 --> 00:32:20,941 especially the sexual organ 244 00:32:21,615 --> 00:32:25,128 Just think, if I can transplant an animal's sexual organ to a man's body 245 00:32:25,339 --> 00:32:27,250 making him a real man again 246 00:32:27,671 --> 00:32:29,096 I'll become rich and famous 247 00:32:29,725 --> 00:32:30,757 Have you succeeded? 248 00:32:32,232 --> 00:32:34,523 I have mastered the basic techniques 249 00:32:35,294 --> 00:32:37,347 Please operate on me Give me a dog's prick 250 00:32:37,696 --> 00:32:38,207 OK 251 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:39,467 Shut up! 252 00:32:39,681 --> 00:32:40,546 I'm not speaking to you! 253 00:32:40,969 --> 00:32:42,559 You're very small, I'm not interested in you 254 00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:44,171 An elephant's is more like it 255 00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:47,509 An elephant! Isn't it too big? 256 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:51,057 It's like having three legs, how can I go out? 257 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,080 Yes, a horse's prick 258 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:56,692 Choi Kun Lun said if my prick is as long as a horse's, 259 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:57,709 he'll help me 260 00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:59,934 Please put a horse's prick on me 261 00:33:03,178 --> 00:33:05,645 Oh, I forgot I am a scholar, how can I use such words 262 00:33:06,729 --> 00:33:08,567 Sorry, doctor 263 00:33:08,852 --> 00:33:11,699 You must hurry if you ready want a horse's prick 264 00:33:11,846 --> 00:33:14,279 because I'll go home two days later You can't do it then 265 00:33:23,229 --> 00:33:24,926 Master Mei, please offer some incense 266 00:33:26,535 --> 00:33:29,076 I pray thee, Master Hua Tuo, 267 00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,806 let my operation be a success without any mishaps 268 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:33,351 Alright, please undress! 269 00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:51,213 The moon is bright tonight It's best if it rains 270 00:33:54,348 --> 00:33:55,558 It's the fourth gong now. Let's start 271 00:33:56,228 --> 00:33:57,581 Why wait till it's the fourth gong? 272 00:33:57,899 --> 00:33:59,358 An animal or a man's organ is most excited 273 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,889 at the time 274 00:34:01,032 --> 00:34:01,898 when the cocks begin to crow 275 00:34:02,286 --> 00:34:04,231 If the transplant operation is done at this time, 276 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:06,842 the effect will be best 277 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,279 A horse will get excited when it sees red 278 00:34:10,709 --> 00:34:11,778 Get it up! 279 00:34:15,061 --> 00:34:17,636 This is Ma Fei soup, a kind of anaesthetics 280 00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:19,749 Drink it and you feel nothing... 281 00:34:19,899 --> 00:34:20,872 in your lower limbs 282 00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:24,422 Young chap, get some wine for the horse 283 00:34:26,895 --> 00:34:29,221 I said get some wine for the horse, Go! 284 00:34:29,577 --> 00:34:32,115 Why doesn't the horse take Ma Fei soup? 285 00:34:32,326 --> 00:34:33,881 Because the horse repels... 286 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,729 Ma Fei soup 287 00:34:35,946 --> 00:34:37,607 So I have to use wine as anaesthetics for the horse 288 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,353 Right, leave one gulp 289 00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:49,409 Doctor, what's that? 290 00:34:49,731 --> 00:34:51,749 This is what I read in western books 291 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,871 This is a guillotine... 292 00:34:54,013 --> 00:34:54,985 for cutting off people's heads 293 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,072 I made a miniature one for operation use 294 00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:59,120 I spent a lot on it 295 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:05,844 I'll try it on you, See! 296 00:35:07,136 --> 00:35:08,144 It shrinks! 297 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,225 Hey, don't panic 298 00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:16,218 I'm not panicking I just saw a big mouse 299 00:35:16,534 --> 00:35:17,781 I'm most afraid of mice 300 00:35:18,693 --> 00:35:20,391 You're afraid of mice I'm afraid of the rain 301 00:35:20,539 --> 00:35:21,261 Why? 302 00:35:21,477 --> 00:35:24,289 When I was a child 303 00:35:24,959 --> 00:35:25,861 I saw on a rainy night 304 00:35:26,004 --> 00:35:27,772 my mother being raped and killed 305 00:35:28,683 --> 00:35:32,054 Ever since, I get very emotional on rainy nights 306 00:35:32,512 --> 00:35:37,757 especially when there is thunderbolt 307 00:35:37,907 --> 00:35:39,225 Doctor! 308 00:35:40,831 --> 00:35:42,256 It's almost dawn! 309 00:35:43,931 --> 00:35:45,699 Help me hold the bottle and 310 00:35:45,984 --> 00:35:46,992 put it over there 311 00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:50,958 We'll start to operate before the first incense goes off 312 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,592 If we're late then there's no point in operating 313 00:35:53,016 --> 00:35:54,368 How about the second incense? 314 00:35:54,616 --> 00:35:57,191 The whole operation must finish before that one goes off 315 00:35:57,366 --> 00:35:58,721 Don't pull such a long face 316 00:35:58,863 --> 00:35:59,623 Cheer up, and relax 317 00:35:59,769 --> 00:36:01,193 I already feel very relaxed! 318 00:36:01,335 --> 00:36:04,184 Then we're bound to succeed Let's start! 319 00:36:05,338 --> 00:36:09,505 Smile, I'm going to cut you off! 320 00:36:29,462 --> 00:36:30,148 I have stopped the bleeding 321 00:36:30,297 --> 00:36:30,949 It's all finished? 322 00:36:31,099 --> 00:36:32,237 All finished, Does it hurts? 323 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,288 No 324 00:36:38,234 --> 00:36:39,337 You useless rascal! 325 00:36:39,591 --> 00:36:42,298 Get up...coward! 326 00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:52,744 What? 327 00:36:53,098 --> 00:36:53,820 Nothing 328 00:36:54,107 --> 00:36:54,903 You playing with it? 329 00:36:56,683 --> 00:36:57,692 Nothing. Go on 330 00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:01,589 Gosh! He's still sober after downing the pot of wine! 331 00:37:02,113 --> 00:37:03,394 Rascal! He surely can drink 332 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:07,816 Shit! Time is running out The horse is not yet drunk 333 00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:09,415 It won't do! 334 00:37:09,772 --> 00:37:11,088 Now, let's put yours back onto you first 335 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,622 So, shall we do the proper thing later? 336 00:37:12,765 --> 00:37:13,416 No, 337 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,121 you can only do it once 338 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,311 Then I won't 339 00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:19,578 I warn you. Time is running out 340 00:37:19,797 --> 00:37:21,945 If you don't put it back on, the wound will kill you 341 00:37:24,949 --> 00:37:26,787 Doggie, doggie, don't carry it away! 342 00:37:26,967 --> 00:37:27,692 Doggie! 343 00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:30,064 Hey, you dog, give it back to me 344 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:31,691 Don't carry it away 345 00:37:31,946 --> 00:37:35,803 Doggie, I want my prick back... 346 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:38,624 No, give him back his prick... 347 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,517 So, give it back to me... 348 00:37:43,189 --> 00:37:44,720 Don't panic, I've found it for you 349 00:37:46,844 --> 00:37:48,339 But there's only a little bit left 350 00:37:52,135 --> 00:37:53,595 What we can do... 351 00:37:53,737 --> 00:37:54,912 is to cut the boy's bird for you 352 00:37:55,267 --> 00:37:56,205 How about me? What am I going to do? 353 00:37:56,558 --> 00:37:58,087 You'll be eunuch. Fool! 354 00:37:58,297 --> 00:37:59,685 What! Are you kidding? 355 00:37:59,829 --> 00:38:00,729 Am I not a human being? 356 00:38:00,942 --> 00:38:01,916 Don't I have my human rights? 357 00:38:02,057 --> 00:38:02,922 Who told you to be a page boy? Why are you born so poor 358 00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:04,275 Who are you to talk... 359 00:38:04,424 --> 00:38:04,802 about human rights? 360 00:38:04,945 --> 00:38:05,978 Doesn't it include the right of not being cut off one's prick 361 00:38:06,513 --> 00:38:07,022 No! 362 00:38:07,174 --> 00:38:07,589 Give it to me! 363 00:38:07,730 --> 00:38:08,144 No! 364 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:09,047 Don't run! You rascal! 365 00:38:09,263 --> 00:38:10,579 No! Mine is very small! 366 00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:20,185 Give me a hand, quick! Catch it with the pail 367 00:38:28,129 --> 00:38:28,924 Ready... 368 00:38:41,809 --> 00:38:44,136 Doctor! Doctor! 369 00:39:08,439 --> 00:39:10,516 Rascal! Get up, rascal 370 00:39:10,702 --> 00:39:12,018 Get to work, son 371 00:39:13,348 --> 00:39:14,107 Let me help you 372 00:39:15,957 --> 00:39:16,788 Oh! What now? 373 00:39:16,933 --> 00:39:17,657 Why? 374 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,046 It can't move 375 00:39:19,473 --> 00:39:20,720 I broke the jar of Ma Fei soup 376 00:39:20,866 --> 00:39:21,803 It poured over your hand 377 00:39:22,781 --> 00:39:25,593 Quick. Get the jar of Gum Cho Get the pail too 378 00:39:27,828 --> 00:39:28,837 Pour them all 379 00:39:32,911 --> 00:39:33,670 How's it now? 380 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:37,398 No reaction 381 00:39:40,395 --> 00:39:41,119 Can't move 382 00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:42,021 It won't do if it can't move 383 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:42,894 It can't move 384 00:39:43,353 --> 00:39:44,492 How long does it take to work 385 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:46,275 Half an incense the soonest The incense is almost finished 386 00:39:48,539 --> 00:39:49,750 It's finished! 387 00:39:50,594 --> 00:39:52,671 It's finished! 388 00:39:52,962 --> 00:39:55,739 It's the will of God 389 00:40:07,374 --> 00:40:08,963 Doctor, your hand can move now! 390 00:40:09,462 --> 00:40:11,515 Master, master, he can move his hand again! 391 00:40:12,595 --> 00:40:15,621 What are you doing? Don't hold on to my master 392 00:40:16,806 --> 00:40:17,458 Let go! 393 00:40:32,017 --> 00:40:33,407 What's the wine? It tastes good 394 00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:39,874 It stops. The rain stops What are you waiting for? 395 00:40:46,952 --> 00:40:49,242 Now, you can only do it after a hundred days 396 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:52,164 If you break the rule, you'll be impotent 397 00:41:00,874 --> 00:41:01,813 Old chap! 398 00:41:02,025 --> 00:41:03,304 You sent your page boy for me, 399 00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:04,944 and said you want to avenge on me by fighting me 400 00:41:05,191 --> 00:41:07,660 You take my sword 401 00:41:07,942 --> 00:41:08,974 I'll fight you with barehands 402 00:41:09,821 --> 00:41:12,218 I said those things only to incite you to come 403 00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:14,374 In fact I want to thank you 404 00:41:15,217 --> 00:41:16,534 Are you kidding? 405 00:41:16,922 --> 00:41:19,521 No. You are a man of your words, right? 406 00:41:19,986 --> 00:41:22,349 Right. I always keep my words 407 00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:26,007 Good old chap Last time you taught me a lesson 408 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,286 What did you say at the end? 409 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,411 I said I'll beat you up whenever I see you 410 00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:34,391 No! 411 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,581 Any tips? 412 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:38,634 It's to do with a horse 413 00:41:38,992 --> 00:41:39,859 Tips for horse racing? 414 00:41:40,351 --> 00:41:41,109 No! 415 00:41:44,214 --> 00:41:48,106 A horse's prick! I remember now Have you got it? 416 00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:51,034 Boy, the gong! 417 00:41:53,090 --> 00:41:57,433 Fuck you! You tied a big rod on to fool me? 418 00:42:00,749 --> 00:42:02,446 It does look like a horse's prick It's a fake 419 00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:06,590 It must be a fake. It's impossible 420 00:42:10,948 --> 00:42:12,336 It's the real thing! 421 00:42:13,766 --> 00:42:19,891 There's a scar there And the colour is different 422 00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:23,437 I wonder how you put it on 423 00:42:23,619 --> 00:42:24,758 You have a discerning eye, old chap 424 00:42:25,289 --> 00:42:27,366 This is a real horse prick 425 00:42:27,518 --> 00:42:29,701 I met a magical surgeon, who put it on for me 426 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:34,093 I admire you courage 427 00:42:34,236 --> 00:42:35,730 You deserve be my buddy 428 00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:38,861 Quickly, get it up 429 00:42:39,005 --> 00:42:40,215 No problem 430 00:42:54,878 --> 00:42:57,797 Boy, give me a hand! 431 00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:13,667 Boy, use your mouth! 432 00:43:26,242 --> 00:43:28,116 It's a soft thing 433 00:43:28,330 --> 00:43:30,347 Fuck! After all this effort, Buddy 434 00:43:30,697 --> 00:43:32,642 I can't help you now 435 00:43:36,442 --> 00:43:38,625 Can't move an inch, it's useless! 436 00:43:39,018 --> 00:43:41,936 Boy, leave it. Don't waste your saliva 437 00:43:46,744 --> 00:43:49,628 Well, I think you'd better out it off 438 00:43:49,809 --> 00:43:51,125 before it gets rotten 439 00:43:51,409 --> 00:43:55,860 Otherwise the poison will get to your heart 440 00:43:56,457 --> 00:43:59,614 That I can help. Let's do it 441 00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:12,326 Ready? 442 00:44:12,469 --> 00:44:13,370 Not yet! 443 00:44:14,245 --> 00:44:16,428 Don't stop waving your sword 444 00:44:16,891 --> 00:44:18,244 Hey, are you playing games with me? 445 00:44:18,666 --> 00:44:23,260 No, I feel something. Don't stop 446 00:44:23,784 --> 00:44:25,623 You get excited when I wave my sword? 447 00:44:26,046 --> 00:44:27,148 Yes, yes 448 00:44:27,403 --> 00:44:28,935 OK. Let's try 449 00:44:45,505 --> 00:44:46,440 It works! It works! 450 00:44:47,001 --> 00:44:49,779 Go on...Go on play out the whole thing! 451 00:45:01,762 --> 00:45:03,636 How come my Master never told me... 452 00:45:03,780 --> 00:45:05,477 the whole secret? 453 00:45:44,334 --> 00:45:46,445 Master, what can I do for you? 454 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:50,348 I'd like to get some white silk 455 00:45:50,564 --> 00:45:51,501 Have you got some? 456 00:45:52,165 --> 00:45:53,791 Yes, please take a seat 457 00:46:14,026 --> 00:46:16,138 Why, this silk seems not so white 458 00:46:16,741 --> 00:46:20,421 It can't be Our silk is the most white in the trade 459 00:46:22,764 --> 00:46:25,090 Because your hand is so white, 460 00:46:25,235 --> 00:46:26,825 the silk seems yellow 461 00:46:28,855 --> 00:46:30,480 In fact, everything has to match with something else 462 00:46:31,118 --> 00:46:33,302 With your stunning beauty 463 00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:34,456 You must marry someone... 464 00:46:34,635 --> 00:46:37,552 with the talents and looks of man 465 00:46:37,870 --> 00:46:41,586 and someone as gentle as I am, then it's a perfect man 466 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,363 If you marry a guy as dark as an ox 467 00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:54,160 Always scolds you and beats you up, and keeps you hungry 468 00:46:54,509 --> 00:46:56,278 leaves all the hard work to you, 469 00:46:56,494 --> 00:46:58,607 so that your fingers are all broken 470 00:47:00,393 --> 00:47:01,365 In that case... 471 00:47:02,690 --> 00:47:05,158 it's just like putting a flower on cowshit 472 00:47:07,251 --> 00:47:08,459 Just like... 473 00:47:08,747 --> 00:47:10,692 you've married this vulgar husband of yours now 474 00:47:13,203 --> 00:47:16,883 You scoundrel! 475 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,055 I'll come to see you some other time, my beauty! 476 00:47:35,552 --> 00:47:36,311 Don't run! 477 00:47:40,703 --> 00:47:42,092 Are you blind! Asshole! 478 00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:43,622 You hurt my foot and you're talking to me like this! 479 00:47:56,821 --> 00:47:57,722 Do you own the street? 480 00:47:58,247 --> 00:48:01,690 Sorry, buddy. It's my fault, I'm blind 481 00:48:01,868 --> 00:48:03,981 I hurt your foot. It's my fault! 482 00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:07,078 Piss off! 483 00:48:25,225 --> 00:48:26,258 I'll be away from home for 10 days 484 00:48:27,069 --> 00:48:30,369 If I find you seeing other men I'll wring your head off 485 00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:34,197 I can set my heart at ease 486 00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:39,625 Come in 487 00:48:39,776 --> 00:48:40,641 No, don't... 488 00:49:10,930 --> 00:49:14,442 I can't help thinking of you after seeing you 489 00:49:15,178 --> 00:49:17,990 I am sorry that you were hurt by the vulgar man 490 00:49:19,110 --> 00:49:20,666 I am sending you 491 00:49:20,817 --> 00:49:23,035 some medicine for your wound 492 00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:26,802 I will bring wine and 493 00:49:26,944 --> 00:49:28,118 food to see you tonight 494 00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:30,489 to tell you my love for you 495 00:49:31,050 --> 00:49:34,944 and everything else. Yours 496 00:49:51,137 --> 00:49:54,648 Please be considerate I can't take my mind off you 497 00:49:59,595 --> 00:50:03,179 Master, I'm a good woman 498 00:50:03,598 --> 00:50:05,473 I'm not easy going 499 00:50:06,523 --> 00:50:09,193 I brought... 500 00:50:09,341 --> 00:50:10,516 some wine and food 501 00:50:10,665 --> 00:50:13,476 I just want to have a chat with you That's all 502 00:50:29,183 --> 00:50:32,897 No! I can't! No! 503 00:50:33,570 --> 00:50:35,338 What a coincidence! I don't believe you 504 00:50:36,529 --> 00:50:37,845 See it for yourself 505 00:50:48,225 --> 00:50:50,824 The key is with my husband 506 00:50:58,041 --> 00:50:58,907 This is... 507 00:50:59,155 --> 00:51:00,685 my buddy Choi Kun Lun 508 00:51:00,930 --> 00:51:02,248 He's well known for opening locks 509 00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:47,951 Take some, master. It's delicious 510 00:54:48,101 --> 00:54:48,895 Put it down 511 00:55:13,198 --> 00:55:16,783 You help this lecherous scholar to chase after my wife 512 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:19,243 You humiliated me 513 00:55:19,533 --> 00:55:21,753 People laugh at me everywhere 514 00:55:22,039 --> 00:55:25,481 Choi, I can't fight you 515 00:55:26,009 --> 00:55:27,883 But I'm also a human being 516 00:55:28,446 --> 00:55:31,020 Don't go too far 517 00:55:31,474 --> 00:55:33,800 I've brought my relatives and friends 518 00:55:34,118 --> 00:55:36,337 The matter must be settled today 519 00:55:40,351 --> 00:55:41,904 OK, you have it 520 00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:45,048 You ask that wretched scholar to chip in 100 luen 521 00:55:45,362 --> 00:55:47,511 then my wife goes to him 522 00:55:47,764 --> 00:55:49,710 And I'll go as far as I can 523 00:55:49,958 --> 00:55:51,832 If you don't help me 524 00:55:52,046 --> 00:55:54,479 you better kill me 525 00:55:54,969 --> 00:55:56,739 Are you kidding? 526 00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:13,896 I go to the capital shortly to take up my new post 527 00:56:14,184 --> 00:56:17,104 I can't take leave to come back in a year's time 528 00:56:17,632 --> 00:56:20,100 If you serve for Majesty, I have no complaint 529 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:22,809 I am afraid you frequently visit the brothels 530 00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:24,200 Am I that bad? 531 00:56:24,351 --> 00:56:27,092 Sure You brought back syphillis last time? 532 00:56:27,447 --> 00:56:29,632 You even said no problem 533 00:56:29,781 --> 00:56:30,883 You thought I am an idiot 534 00:56:32,149 --> 00:56:34,331 This is made from big's gut I specially made it for you 535 00:56:34,549 --> 00:56:36,459 When you have fun with the prostitutes, wear it 536 00:56:36,742 --> 00:56:39,032 Don't bring back syphillis I won't forgive you 537 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,343 The size does not fit me 538 00:56:42,695 --> 00:56:44,772 I have it tailor made for you 539 00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:46,522 according to your size 540 00:56:47,463 --> 00:56:49,054 It won't bend like that 541 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:41,370 Mistress I know you are loved by both sexes 542 00:59:42,349 --> 00:59:43,380 I don't know 543 00:59:44,299 --> 00:59:47,040 how can your husband make you happy 544 00:59:47,465 --> 00:59:49,234 is it because his cock can bend 545 01:00:01,877 --> 01:00:03,337 Beat me! 546 01:02:13,843 --> 01:02:16,275 What have your cock been piercing? 547 01:02:18,228 --> 01:02:20,697 I've been painting 548 01:02:20,944 --> 01:02:22,854 Really? Painting in a crawling position 549 01:02:25,642 --> 01:02:29,643 It is all in a mess What the hell are you painting? 550 01:02:30,343 --> 01:02:31,279 It's secretion from my cunt 551 01:02:31,770 --> 01:02:34,274 No. It's ink painting 552 01:02:34,658 --> 01:02:35,904 Ink painting? 553 01:02:37,688 --> 01:02:39,765 What are you doing so mysteriously, 554 01:02:42,282 --> 01:02:43,872 even closing the window 555 01:02:52,064 --> 01:02:53,938 Erotic painting 556 01:03:04,178 --> 01:03:05,602 You wretched fool 557 01:03:07,728 --> 01:03:09,008 You remember what I taught you when you are young 558 01:03:09,643 --> 01:03:10,653 You look at those paintings and 559 01:03:10,896 --> 01:03:13,365 write those dispicable things 560 01:03:13,542 --> 01:03:14,087 Master 561 01:03:14,794 --> 01:03:17,679 You want to die young? Where have you been? 562 01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:20,075 I went to look for Wong Chut and bring him to see Mistress 563 01:03:20,259 --> 01:03:21,054 Really? 564 01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:24,191 Master 565 01:03:24,716 --> 01:03:25,889 Call her Mistress the Eldest 566 01:03:26,491 --> 01:03:27,500 Mistress the Eldest 567 01:03:29,868 --> 01:03:32,337 This is Wong Chut He sold himself to us as a gardener 568 01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:36,794 This is the inner chamber You are not allowed come in 569 01:03:37,038 --> 01:03:39,400 If you do, I'll have you locked by the police. Understand? 570 01:03:39,545 --> 01:03:40,482 Yes. Master 571 01:03:40,624 --> 01:03:41,525 Go to work now 572 01:03:41,667 --> 01:03:42,462 Yes 573 01:03:46,437 --> 01:03:47,408 Kneel down 574 01:03:52,910 --> 01:03:55,582 Don't stand up 575 01:03:55,906 --> 01:03:57,259 until you have memorized the required sections 576 01:03:58,306 --> 01:03:59,316 It's you 577 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,038 Why didn't you tell me Mistress has become so debased 578 01:04:04,713 --> 01:04:08,878 Show me your hand! That one 579 01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:12,855 Kneel down with her. That's a punishment 580 01:07:31,484 --> 01:07:32,209 Wife 581 01:07:33,711 --> 01:07:34,399 What's up? 582 01:07:34,756 --> 01:07:36,559 Wife, your cousin has arrived She insists on coming in 583 01:07:36,705 --> 01:07:37,321 I failed to stop her 584 01:07:37,610 --> 01:07:38,547 Hide yourself 585 01:07:40,325 --> 01:07:41,013 Where should I hide? 586 01:07:44,745 --> 01:07:45,718 Take off the calligraphic work 587 01:07:49,097 --> 01:07:50,343 Be quick 588 01:07:57,556 --> 01:07:59,431 You haven't visit me for a long time 589 01:08:02,882 --> 01:08:06,774 Your husband has been away for a month Aren't you lonely 590 01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:14,749 Why is the calligraphic work placed on the bed? 591 01:08:15,971 --> 01:08:17,324 I am going to expose it under the sun 592 01:08:25,055 --> 01:08:27,560 Well, the case must be empty 593 01:08:27,944 --> 01:08:30,164 I've put some stones inside 594 01:08:35,917 --> 01:08:40,510 Cousin, haven't we agreed that we are on the same boat 595 01:08:40,930 --> 01:08:41,960 Yes 596 01:08:42,113 --> 01:08:43,360 If you have something good, 597 01:08:43,611 --> 01:08:46,529 is it better to share with me? 598 01:08:46,882 --> 01:08:47,606 Sure 599 01:08:51,302 --> 01:08:54,151 Have you recently made a new friend who got something big 600 01:08:54,471 --> 01:08:57,319 No. I don't know what you mean 601 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,528 That guy left last night 602 01:09:06,096 --> 01:09:07,484 You come too late 603 01:09:27,123 --> 01:09:29,105 What kind of stuff is this? 604 01:09:29,349 --> 01:09:33,586 Why is this still so warm if he left last night 605 01:10:29,188 --> 01:10:30,612 Young master, I am waiting on you 606 01:10:35,907 --> 01:10:36,843 Where am I? 607 01:10:36,986 --> 01:10:39,977 This house is linked with the next one owed by Shui Chu 608 01:10:40,187 --> 01:10:41,648 Our Lord is called Fa Sun, 609 01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:43,176 the cousin of Shui Chu 610 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,581 Her husband died since she married into the family for two years 611 01:10:45,932 --> 01:10:48,222 Rumour-mongers said our young Master live a sensuous life, 612 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:51,670 and he died for having too much sex with her. That's untrue 613 01:15:32,244 --> 01:15:35,057 As the daughter knew more about life, 614 01:15:35,412 --> 01:15:37,810 and as her husband was always away from home studying 615 01:15:38,093 --> 01:15:40,691 her loneliness was unbearable 616 01:15:41,296 --> 01:15:44,143 She had an affair with Wong Chut and became pregnant 617 01:15:44,601 --> 01:15:46,335 She was now expecting a baby 618 01:15:46,970 --> 01:15:50,304 The daughter felt ashamed to see the father 619 01:15:50,694 --> 01:15:54,337 Therefore, she fled with Wong Chut 620 01:15:54,871 --> 01:15:56,816 But she pray to Haaven every night, 621 01:15:57,099 --> 01:16:00,647 hoping that her father could live a long life 622 01:16:01,171 --> 01:16:04,648 Your unfilial daughter kowtows in tears 623 01:16:23,694 --> 01:16:26,198 This bowl of tea can cool off the summer heat 624 01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:31,379 I've asked... 625 01:16:31,665 --> 01:16:33,161 somebody to carry you in an sedan 626 01:16:52,308 --> 01:16:54,492 Please be careful I will be shaken to death 627 01:17:03,029 --> 01:17:04,523 What do you waant? Where is Brother Chut? 628 01:17:04,664 --> 01:17:07,477 Brother Chut? Brother Chut? Help me 629 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,162 Help! Brother Chut 630 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:14,266 Where are you, Brother Chut? 631 01:17:14,865 --> 01:17:15,874 Let me go 632 01:17:25,134 --> 01:17:26,794 Who are you? What do you want? 633 01:17:27,501 --> 01:17:32,296 I am the Mistress Ku well known in the capital 634 01:17:33,035 --> 01:17:35,610 You parents have sold you to our brothels 635 01:17:36,272 --> 01:17:38,326 This is the deed for the transaction 636 01:17:43,444 --> 01:17:45,426 Don't shake 637 01:17:45,845 --> 01:17:47,993 I am pregnant. Don't shake 638 01:17:48,316 --> 01:17:50,714 We do it on purpose 639 01:17:51,484 --> 01:17:54,748 The bowl of herbal medicine given to you by your husband 640 01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:56,906 was the most effective medicine for abortion 641 01:17:57,995 --> 01:17:59,453 They massage you like that 642 01:17:59,665 --> 01:18:02,929 It is to help you to abort 643 01:18:04,887 --> 01:18:09,479 No. Help me. Let me go 644 01:18:38,305 --> 01:18:40,215 Your Majesty, the rebels are pursuing us 645 01:18:43,595 --> 01:18:45,184 When the tyrannous Emperor Mei Yeung Sheng was in reign, 646 01:18:45,336 --> 01:18:47,484 he raped women and massacred common folks 647 01:18:47,702 --> 01:18:49,329 I now got Heaven's mandate and set up a new dynasty 648 01:18:49,478 --> 01:18:51,494 I order that the tyrannous Emperor be sentenced 649 01:18:51,740 --> 01:18:54,898 Persecutions and rapes will be gone for ever 650 01:21:02,765 --> 01:21:05,163 Is that so? Are you really so crazy? 651 01:21:05,830 --> 01:21:08,856 You cut off the penis of this mare's husband... 652 01:21:08,997 --> 01:21:09,612 for your own use 653 01:21:09,970 --> 01:21:12,890 Now this widow is coming back to look for her husband 654 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:20,474 No. Help! 655 01:21:24,417 --> 01:21:28,546 You have to practise on two points 656 01:21:28,803 --> 01:21:29,943 and four locations 657 01:21:30,893 --> 01:21:33,883 First, it is to write with the private part 658 01:21:34,861 --> 01:21:38,504 Whether they are big or small characters 659 01:21:38,655 --> 01:21:40,599 they all look like being written by hands 660 01:21:41,754 --> 01:21:46,097 This can train the strength of the private part, 661 01:21:47,113 --> 01:21:49,961 and also the strength of the waist 662 01:21:50,838 --> 01:21:53,959 Second, it is the training of the tongue 663 01:21:58,009 --> 01:22:01,200 When you practise, you have to take pains 664 01:22:02,047 --> 01:22:07,162 If your tongue can tolerate the bitterness of the shake's bile 665 01:22:07,478 --> 01:22:09,139 then you can overcome 666 01:22:09,287 --> 01:22:11,993 all kinds of odour of the human body 667 01:22:17,363 --> 01:22:19,238 During the bitter process 668 01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:22,608 your abdomen will naturally contract 669 01:22:25,056 --> 01:22:27,763 This is a way to train the abdomen 670 01:22:34,037 --> 01:22:38,489 After training your private part, the waist, tongue and abdomen, 671 01:22:38,945 --> 01:22:42,587 you can help the impotent... 672 01:22:42,739 --> 01:22:44,293 to feel like king again 673 01:22:44,863 --> 01:22:47,438 If you have this skill of yin-yang complementarity, 674 01:22:48,309 --> 01:22:52,274 you will be the Number One prostitute of the captial 675 01:23:12,362 --> 01:23:15,139 Young Master, watch out for the steps 676 01:23:19,987 --> 01:23:23,322 I notice that 677 01:23:23,467 --> 01:23:24,641 I am not yet blind 678 01:23:26,878 --> 01:23:27,781 Young Master, be careful 679 01:23:28,132 --> 01:23:30,707 Those two women over there asked me to give you this 680 01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:33,761 My husband suddenly comes back from the capital 681 01:23:33,979 --> 01:23:35,641 All of a sudden, he bid farewell to the Emperor 682 01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:36,797 Day and night, he misses the body of the Emperor 683 01:23:37,008 --> 01:23:38,847 He cannot sleep well and has lost a lot of weight 684 01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:40,137 My husband said there is a famous doctor in the capital 685 01:23:40,351 --> 01:23:43,507 He is known by the name "Doctor who can mend the sky" 686 01:23:43,762 --> 01:23:45,600 He can turn an impotant man into normal one 687 01:23:45,746 --> 01:23:48,665 I hope the doctor can fix the Emperor's dragon cock 688 01:23:49,088 --> 01:23:51,414 Whenever my husband was in the capital, 689 01:23:51,594 --> 01:23:53,671 he can get high 690 01:23:53,961 --> 01:23:57,189 Some exciting entertainments are now lining up for you 691 01:23:57,337 --> 01:23:59,628 Your honey, Shui 692 01:24:01,131 --> 01:24:02,935 It's not a bad idea to go to the capital 693 01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:05,058 Why don't you, Brother Choi, come with me 694 01:24:05,204 --> 01:24:07,317 I can't go 695 01:24:07,606 --> 01:24:10,633 "Iron Hand" is in the capital 696 01:24:10,775 --> 01:24:12,472 The special mission of this "iron hand" is to catch me 697 01:24:12,932 --> 01:24:15,638 I must stay here to fight with him to death 698 01:24:21,077 --> 01:24:22,573 What does that sign post say? 699 01:24:23,027 --> 01:24:24,416 Young Master, it reads "Chamber of Revolving Heaven" 700 01:24:26,891 --> 01:24:28,623 Young Master Choi, please come in 701 01:24:45,061 --> 01:24:48,362 Take your time 702 01:25:18,375 --> 01:25:19,693 The doctor has arrived 703 01:25:47,650 --> 01:25:49,669 This is Young Master Choi from Hoi Fung 704 01:25:51,618 --> 01:25:52,830 How are you, Young Master Choi? 705 01:25:53,221 --> 01:25:54,192 Fine! How about you, Doctor? 706 01:25:55,170 --> 01:25:58,812 Let's help you take off the clothes and check your body 707 01:26:14,071 --> 01:26:16,433 Such a big size! He won't be my husband 708 01:26:26,985 --> 01:26:29,204 What's the result. Doctor Can that be cured? 709 01:26:30,955 --> 01:26:32,484 Young Master is born with a good physique 710 01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:34,153 Unfortunately, he has too much sex recently 711 01:26:34,435 --> 01:26:35,824 He is now very weak sexually 712 01:26:36,697 --> 01:26:39,403 Let me rejuvenate you, by medicine 713 01:26:39,552 --> 01:26:41,320 You'll get better soon 714 01:26:43,173 --> 01:26:45,082 The voice sounds like my wife's 715 01:28:15,907 --> 01:28:17,046 Why not 716 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:20,360 Young Master has something very extraordinary 717 01:28:21,371 --> 01:28:23,447 He cock seemed to get hardened just now 718 01:28:23,633 --> 01:28:25,129 He almost made it 719 01:28:25,826 --> 01:28:26,858 To be frank 720 01:28:27,324 --> 01:28:28,984 If Doctor tries it again, 721 01:28:29,134 --> 01:28:31,567 I guarantee his cock get fired up 722 01:28:31,745 --> 01:28:33,098 Why wear something red on the head? 723 01:28:33,590 --> 01:28:37,589 Honestly, this stick of mine is jointed 724 01:28:37,941 --> 01:28:38,666 Originally... 725 01:28:38,882 --> 01:28:40,162 Originally, that was very small. Right? 726 01:28:40,726 --> 01:28:41,413 How do you know? 727 01:28:42,292 --> 01:28:44,239 It is only a guess 728 01:28:52,945 --> 01:28:54,047 It's really you 729 01:28:55,416 --> 01:28:57,564 When I fondled your breast just now, I was suspicious 730 01:28:58,131 --> 01:29:01,250 because all over the world, 731 01:29:01,402 --> 01:29:02,127 only my wife has a slim body 732 01:29:02,273 --> 01:29:03,828 and yet possesses a pair of breasts as big as water-melons 733 01:29:08,329 --> 01:29:11,843 You cheapy-cheapy! I taught you how to make love 734 01:29:12,228 --> 01:29:13,889 You bring with you the techiques 735 01:29:14,178 --> 01:29:16,016 I taught you to the brothels 736 01:29:27,615 --> 01:29:29,003 No... 737 01:29:30,643 --> 01:29:31,510 Don't go away! 738 01:29:44,706 --> 01:29:45,501 Don't go away 739 01:29:46,446 --> 01:29:47,977 Young Master 740 01:29:48,222 --> 01:29:49,777 Despicable woman. Come out! 741 01:29:49,998 --> 01:29:50,793 PLease don't 742 01:29:51,042 --> 01:29:51,943 Come out on your knees 743 01:29:52,156 --> 01:29:53,710 I will report to the police and let them strip off your clothes 744 01:29:54,349 --> 01:29:55,903 And parade you and drown you 745 01:29:56,263 --> 01:29:57,236 I'll make this known... 746 01:29:57,551 --> 01:29:59,984 in your home town 747 01:30:00,545 --> 01:30:01,197 Who are you? 748 01:30:02,042 --> 01:30:02,978 You dare to make troubles here 749 01:30:03,191 --> 01:30:04,959 Do you know the Army Commander is my customer 750 01:30:05,313 --> 01:30:06,524 She is my wife 751 01:30:07,473 --> 01:30:10,772 I'll sue you for abducting young woman into brothels 752 01:30:10,954 --> 01:30:11,679 Get out of here 753 01:30:12,449 --> 01:30:15,546 Chau-yin, Chau-yin, don't be afraid 754 01:30:15,931 --> 01:30:16,168 Mistress Ku 755 01:30:16,314 --> 01:30:17,382 Break the door 756 01:30:22,301 --> 01:30:27,131 Chau-yin, Chau-yin Why are you that crazy? 757 01:30:28,846 --> 01:30:31,066 Get me a stool. Put her down 758 01:30:38,245 --> 01:30:40,878 She's strangled to death 759 01:30:41,342 --> 01:30:42,375 You should die 760 01:31:11,836 --> 01:31:15,657 Great Master. I know I am wrong 761 01:31:16,918 --> 01:31:18,413 I know scores will finally be settled 762 01:31:21,164 --> 01:31:24,808 Disciple Choi Kun-Lun commited a lot of crimes 763 01:31:25,308 --> 01:31:29,759 In the duel, my hands were chopped off by the policeman 764 01:31:30,215 --> 01:31:33,028 From now on, I cannot stand upright here 765 01:31:34,462 --> 01:31:37,797 Great Master, I know I am wrong 766 01:31:40,624 --> 01:31:43,091 My stupid child. You are back now 767 01:31:44,905 --> 01:31:46,780 l, your disciple, hope you will retain me 768 01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:52,064 O.K. Tomorrow I will shave your head and call you "Unrepenting Stone" 769 01:31:52,389 --> 01:31:54,299 l, your disciple, beg you will retain me also 770 01:31:54,582 --> 01:31:58,024 O.K. You two go to meditate against the wall 771 01:31:58,552 --> 01:31:59,867 Call "Bitter Dream" to come out 772 01:32:02,971 --> 01:32:06,556 Bitter Dream, have you get settled down? 773 01:32:07,079 --> 01:32:10,450 Master, whenever I close my eyes 774 01:32:11,012 --> 01:32:13,683 I will see I am forcing Huk-yeung to take abortion 775 01:32:13,937 --> 01:32:17,130 And running towards me, she will have me to pay back her life 776 01:32:17,419 --> 01:32:19,186 Unrepenting Stone, come back 777 01:32:20,343 --> 01:32:22,705 You see who these two people are? 778 01:32:29,114 --> 01:32:31,654 What you did in the past will have an effect on the future 779 01:32:31,795 --> 01:32:34,120 What you are doing today will have an effect on the future 780 01:32:34,927 --> 01:32:37,953 Love, hatred and revenges will form an endless cycle 781 01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:43,065 You have to get away from this Sea of Agony. Understand? 55346

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