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Man: All right,
keep 'em coming.

Man #2: Either this ammo's
heavy, or I'm getting weaker.

- I got a mind to hand in my resignation.
- Aw, quit squawking.

We got a steady job,
haven't we?

Room and board, lots of fresh air,
good hours. What else you want?

One more month
of this for me.

Wish I was out already.

Whoa.
You drop that shell,

and we'll all
be out... way out.

Not bad. The first tank crew
to reach the moon.

Okay, men, let's snap it up.
We move out at 0500.

1-6, this is 1-1.
I'm in position. Out.

Driver, stop.
Gunner, H.E.

Up. Fire.

On the way.

Target. Cease fire.

[Explosion]

Fire!

Driver, stop.
Gunner, H.E.

Over. Right 2-0.

Drop 200.

White shack.

- Identified.
- Fire!

On the way.

Just like it had eyes.

You ought to see me
with a slingshot.

Okay, driver,
back to base.

Charlie papa.

Roger.

Home, James,
and, uh, through the park.

Hey, Sarge, anything new
on Frankfurt?

We transfer there tomorrow.
It's our last night here.

How about
getting me a date?

Blonde, brunette,
or redhead?

He wouldn't care if she was bald,
as long as she wiggles.

You know it.

Jeter, order came through
on Frankfurt.

I got to talk to Cookie.

I'll see if he's
at the field C.P.

[Jeter Over Radio] Pretty Boy 5,
this is Pretty Boy 1-1. Over.

This is
Pretty Boy 5. Over.

Is this you, Cookie?

What's on
your mind, pal?

Frankfurt.

Ain't it great?
I just heard... direct.

It sort of changes
our plans for tonight.

The combo's going to have to
cancel out the Rathskeller.

I got other plans.

Cancel out? We were going to
break in some new numbers.

Sorry, Cookie, but there's some cute
numbers I have to break off with.

I can't leave
without saying goodbye.

For three weeks, you're trying
to get Mueller to put us on.

He finally says yes.

Now you want
to walk out waving bye-bye.

I didn't say anything
about waving.

Cookie's right, Tuls.

Like you said yourself,
our careers come first.

You win.

I'll do my playing,
but only until 10:00.

Hey, Rick, while I was
talking to Frankfurt,

I picked up some hot news
for you. Get this.

Marla's there.

Marla? In Frankfurt?

Tulsa, did you hear
what I just heard?

Is it raining there?
I hear thunder.

What's the matter
up front? You blind?

What do you mean, blind?
He hit it, didn't he?

Well, now,
aren't we lucky?

What luck.
What are we going to do?

Wow.

Uh-oh,
here comes trouble.

Okay, okay,
chattering on the radio.

And a thrown track.
What happened?

Sorry, Sarge. My fault.

Of course. You're
the driver, ain't you?

Look, Sarge,
he said he was sorry.

Can't this army
take an apology?

He threw a track, Sarge.
Tough job.

Oh, shut up.

Who would you like me to call,
the Automobile Club?

Oh, would you do that
for us, Sarge?

Ye... Don't just
stand there. Fix it.

This whole crew stays here
till the job is done.

Sarge, that's going to
make it pretty tough

for me to fix that
date up for you.

Yeah, you better ride
with me, Dynamite.

Wait a minute!

Somebody has to
make out the report.

[Mocking] Somebody has to
make out the report.

[Together]
Goodbye.

Dames is money in this
man's army, huh, Tulsa?

Don't look at me.
I'm broke.

Yeah, I'd like to be
as broke as you are.

? What's she really like ?

? The girl that
you see me with? ?

? What's she
really like ?

? The one I'm supposed
to be with? ?

? Well, let me tell you
she's wonderful ?

? She's marvelous ?

? And she's mine ?

? Talk about a chick ?

? She's all mine ?

Hey, Cookie, you know I was
under that tank for four hours.

If I ever come back in the army,
I'm putting in for general.

Not me. You're looking
at a born civilian.

Say, when am I
going to get

that $300
you guys owe me?

Oh, every day it's
the same question, Sarge.

You'll get it.

I just don't happen
to have it on me.

No pockets. Ha, ha.

Hey, somebody
glommed my soap.

I think we had it
for breakfast.

Hey, where's my soap?

Throw me my soap!

All right, all right.

Tulsa.

Stacy.

I borrow the car
from my Uncle Otto.

We go for a ride later?

Sorry. We got to
play tonight, honey.

Jawohl.

No, you don't understand.
I mean, uh, here.

But I have the car.

Well, maybe after
we're finished here.

Keep your motor
running, honey.

Mmm.

You're in for a treat, Sarge.
We're playing here tonight.

Ain't she a beauty?
Just look at that shape.

That ain't the shape
I'm interested in.

Where's Dynamite?

I see you got
your pockets on.

The gelt, the gelt.

I'll take any part
of that 300 bucks.

Sarge, you've been
very patient,

so whatever Papa Mueller
gives us tonight,

you get half, okay?

I'll be waiting.

Cookie: Hey,
here's Papa Mueller.

Bye, Sarge.

Hi, Papa Mueller.
Well, we're here.

Ready for the audition,
like you said.

Boys, I did not say yes,
I did not say no.

But you did
say maybe.

The maybe's now no.

I'm afraid to take
a chance with beginners.

But, Papa, I've been
trying to tell you

we're the hottest combo
this side of the Rhine.

This could
make you famous.

You could discover
The Three Blazes.

You don't have
to pay much.

- How much?
- How much can you afford?

- Nothing.
- We'll take it.

If the price is nothing,
I'll take the chance.

Ain't we working
kind of cheap?

Think of
the bright side.

If we get nothing,

then all McGraw gets
is half of nothing.

Oh, yeah.

[All Chuckling]

[Chuckling]

[Rock 'n' Roll Playing]

McGraw: Dynamite.

Kommen sie in.

Hi, Sarge.

Well, we got one of each.
Take your pick.

At ease.

Red's my
favorite color.

Come on, girls. Let's get
a drink at the bar.

Was ist,
uh, your name?

Bitte.

[Applause]

[Beats Drum]

? Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup ?

? They give us a room ?

? With a view
of the beautiful Rhine ?

? Hup 2, 3, 4 ?

? They give us a room ?

? With a view
of the beautiful Rhine ?

? Hup 2, 3, 4 ?

? Oh, gimme me a muddy old creek
in Texas ?

? Any old time ?

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I got those hup 2, 3, 4 ?

? Occupation G.I. Blues ?

? Hup 2, 3, 4 ?

? From my G.I. Hair
to the heels of my G.I. Shoes ?

? Hup 2, 3, 4 ?

? And if I don't go
Stateside soon ?

? I'm gonna blow my fuse ?

? We get hasenpfeffer ?

? And black pumpernickel
for chow ?

? Hasenpfeffer,
hasenpfeffer ?

? We get hasenpfeffer
and black pumpernickel... ?

You're with me.

Ja.

? I'd blow
my next month's pay ?

? For a slice of Texas cow ?

? Yeah, yeah ?

? We'd like to be heroes ?

? But all that we do here
is march ?

? March 2, 3, 4 ?

? We'd like to be heroes ?

? But all that we do here
is march ?

? March 2, 3, 4 ?

? And they don't give
the purple heart ?

? For a fallen arch ?

? I got the hup 2, 3, 4 ?

? Occupation G.I. Blues ?

? G.I. Blues,
G.I. Blues ?

? From my G.I. Hair
to the heels of my G.I. Shoes ?

? G.I. Shoes,
G.I. Blues ?

? And if I don't go
Stateside soon ?

? I'm gonna blow my fuse ?

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? The frauleins
are pretty as flowers ?

? But we can't make a pass ?

? Frauleins,
frauleins ?

? The frauleins
are pretty as flowers ?

? But we can't make a pass ?

? Frauleins,
frauleins ?

? 'Cause they're all
wearin' signs sayin' ?

? Keepen sie off the grass ?

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I got those hup 2, 3, 4 ?

? Occupation G.I. Blues ?

? G.I. Blues ?

? From my G.I. Hair
to the heels of my G.I. Shoes ?

? G.I. Shoes,
G.I. Blues ?

? And if I don't go
Stateside soon ?

? I'm gonna blow my fuse ?

? Occupation G.I. Blues ?

? Occupation G.I. Blues ?

? Occupation G.I. Blues ?

At ease.

[Whistling And Cheering]

Hey, look. Papa wants
to give us some money.

We just lost our
amateur standing.

- Keep playing. I'll be right back.
- Yeah.

You boys were very good.

Thanks.

This is going to
help us get

our own little nightclub
back in America.

As long as
it is in America.

Please, no competition.

- Good luck.
- Thanks, Papa.

40 marks...
that's 10 bucks.

10 bucks added
to $290 makes...

My $300.

Now wait a minute, Sarge.

Why?

Sure, Sarge. I just wasn't
thinking, you know.

There it is,
every penny we owe you.

And, Sarge,
seeing that you did us

such a big favor
by lending us the money

to buy the instruments
and to get the combo started,

I am now going to
do you a big favor.

What's this?

Well...

it used to be
a chili parlor,

but we're turning it into

one of the hottest nightspots
on the Oklahoma Turnpike,

and that's the lease.

Ricky, Cookie, and me,
we're opening it up

as soon as we get out
of the service,

and, Sarge, we want
to make you a partner.

Why?

Well, because you...
you're a good Joe,

you're a regular fellow,

and why shouldn't you be
a partner in a nightclub?

A nightclub with dames?

A whole chorus line.

You can pick 'em
and rehearse 'em.

And rehearse 'em?

Yeah.
Heh heh heh heh.

And this will take care
of your share of the lease.

See you later, partner.

[Slow Music Playing]

? I gave my heart ?

? I gave my love ?

? Oh ho, my darling ?

? I am true ?

? Doing the best ?

? The best I can ?

? The best I can ?

? But it's not good ?

? Enough for you ?

? For you ?

? I tried so hard ?

? So hard to please ?

? Oh ho, my darling ?

? What more can I do? ?

? Doing the best ?

? The best I can ?

? The best I can ?

? But it's not good ?

? Enough for you ?

? For you ?

? You know I was
the kind who'd run ?

? Any time you'd call ?

? I guess I was the only one ?

? Who didn't mind at all ?

? I'll be a dreamer ?

? I'll be a fool ?

? Oh ho, my darling ?

? My whole life through ?

? Doing the best ?

? The best I can ?

? The best I can ?

? But it's not good ?

? Enough for you ?

? For you ?

? You know I was
the kind who'd run ?

? Any time you'd call ?

? I guess I was
the only one... ??

? ts one for the money... ?

Hey, what are you
doing, mac?

The kid is singing.

So what? I want to hear
the original.

Turn that thing off!

Turn Tulsa off.

I'll turn it off,
Cookie.

Don't do it, Jeter.

? Do anything
that you want to do ?

? But unh-unh, honey,
lay off of my shoes ?

? Dont you step
on my blue suede shoes... ?

[Crowd Yelling]

Women and children
first.

Woman: Aah!

? Do anything
that you want to do ?

? But unh-unh, honey,
lay off my shoes ?

? Dont you ?

? Step on my
blue suede shoes ?

? Well, you can
do anything... ?

- [Whistle Blows]
- Man: MPs!

Men: Come on, Tulsa.
Get out of here!

MPs.
Let's get out of here.

? Now go, cat, go ?

? But dont you ?

? Step on my
blue suede shoes ?

? You can do anything... ?

Here, Papa.

This is to take care of
the broken pretzels.

? Blue, blue,
blue suede shoes ?

? Blue, blue,
blue suede shoes... ?

Sorry, Papa.

Sarge, you're making
a smart move,

and your signature
on that little paper

makes you a full-fledged
partner in the nightclub.

Hope I'm not making
a mistake.

Oh, I almost forgot.
We need 300 bucks.

$300?

A check will do.

Are you nuts? You got
$300 off me last night.

Sarge, I'll try
to explain.

Signing the lease
is just part of it.

Now we need $600
to close the deal,

and you being
our treasurer...

I resign, and give me
my dough back.

Now, now, partners
shouldn't quarrel.

Hmm? What's that?
Coming Joe.

I didn't hear nothing.

[Train Whistle Blows]

See you guys later.

Where are you going?

I got to buttonhole
that guy who saw Marla.

Tulsie, can I throw you
a few leads?

Oh, you know I don't bother
with used phone numbers.

Ha ha ha.

Did McGraw sign
the lease?

He signed everything,
but wouldn't come across

with the rest
of that dough.

Then what good is it?

We need $600,
and we only got $300.

Cookie, I know. I know.

- Hi, Dynamite.
- Hi, Turk.

Hey, how are the frauleins
in Frankfurt?

Good pickings?

Great for me, which makes it
kind of tough on you.

I'll take my chances.

I followed you
in Hawaii, didn't I?

And I wound up
with 12 hula skirts

in my footlocker.

Dynamite batted
a thousand, almost.

It's that "almost"

that separates
the men from the boys.

Every time you went
to bat in Frankfurt,

you stole home?

Turk was knocked out of the box
just once, huh, Turk?

You mean Lili?

Yeah.

She don't count.

Who's this Lili?

She's a dancer
in the Cafe Europa.

There ain't a G.I. In the Third
Armored Division can date her.

She's a real fooler...

Steam heat outside,
iceberg inside.

Yeah?
Well, I got 50 bucks

that says
I can defrost her.

And I got $50
I'd like to double.

I got Lili
as far as the door.

Let's see if you can
make it inside

and stay around
a few hours... till dawn?

Give me three days.

I'll give you a week.

That's a bet.

- Man: $ 10 on Dynamite.
- I've got $20.

- Man #2: $50.
- Man #3: I've got $25.

[All Talking]

I've got $300
on Dynamite.

$300?

Come on, anybody
going to cover it?

Yeah, sure.

Wait a minute. I want
a piece of that. 50 bucks.

But you're with us.

I know, but I'm
betting against you.

I'll watch out for
your interest, Turk.

Good. You can
hold the stakes.

Okay, come on.

Hi, Padre!

All: Hi, Padre.

Just getting the names
of some art galleries

to visit in Frankfurt.

Of course, of course.

You know, the Cafe Europa has
some wonderful paintings.

Okay, let's go.

All right, men,

Cross the street,
on the double.

Briefing from
Captain O'Brien.

Let's move out.

Man: Give me the money.

Man: Hup 4, hup 4,
hup 4, hup 4, hup 4.

Dive 4. Hup.

Company, halt!

Right face!

At ease.
This won't take long.

As you men realize,
all of you are, in a sense,

American ambassadors
to West Germany.

Your conduct during your
tour of duty in Frankfurt

is therefore
of the greatest importance.

There must be no
black sheep among you,

which I regret to say
is not the case.

Sergeant Bixby.

- Sir?
- Bixby, you're a good soldier,

a fine soldier
in every respect but one.

We keep getting complaints
from German fathers.

But Sir, I don't know
any German fathers.

Might be better
if you did.

We put our heads together,

and the best answer was
to ship you to Alaska.

- Captain, you can't do...
- Who said that?

We take off
at ten hundred hours.

Fall in to entrain
at 0950.

Questions?

Company...

attention!

Dismiss your platoons.

Dismissed.

Cookie, see what you
can do with Turk.

Would you like a little
sugar in your coffee?

Two lumps.

Gladly. Gladly.

Turk, all we want is
a fair shake. That's all.

It's not our fault

that Dynamite's
being shipped to Alaska.

What do you say?

Okay, Cookie, I'll
give you a fair shake.

Thanks.

Anybody in your outfit
can make the play for Lili.

Cookie, we're
pulling out.

I got to get my gear.

It's on board.

What do you say?
The bet's off?

The bet's on. Good luck.
You're going to need it.

[Turk Laughing]

[Train Whistle Blows]

You've got to help us out.
We're on the spot.

How many times
do I have to tell you?

With me, romancing
a girl is a hobby,

not a business.

When I'm romantic,
I can't think about money.

Okay, okay.
Who's second on the list?

- Jeter.
- Jeter?

He's been married
six times.

Somebody must have
liked him.

I mean, maybe there's
still a spark left.

Let's go ask him.

300 bucks down the drain.

Looks like
I'm in real trouble

with the Sarge this time.

You're not the only one
in a jam.

There's Rick and me,

our nightclub in Oklahoma,
everything.

You just sent The Three Blazes
up in smoke.

Yeah, I guess I did.

I knew you wouldn't
let us down.

I didn't say I'd
take Dynamite's place.

That's just what we need...

a modest, unassuming,
gentlemanly type fella

that can get his foot in
a door and keep it there.

Here, Rick, take over.
Hey, fellas!

You're nuts.
You're nuts, Cookie.

Hey, I found out
where Marla's working.

Good. Looks like
you're in business.

Looks like we both are.

Fellas, Tulsa's going to
take Dynamite's place.

That's great!

[Whistle Blows]

? Is this train
the Frankfurt Special? ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Ain't this outfit
something special? ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Well, we heard rumors
from the bases ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Frankfurt girls
got pretty faces ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Go, Special, go ?

? Blow, whistle, blow ?

? Frankfurt Special's got
a special way to go ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Now, when we get
to our headquarters ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? We'll be good boys
and follow orders ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Now, don't take girls
from one another ?

? No, no, no, no ?

? We'll treat a sailor
like a brother ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Go, Special, go ?

? Blow, whistle, blow ?

? Frankfurt Special's got
a special way to go ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Round wheels singin'
on a long flat track ?

? Boiler bustin'
to blow its stack ?

? Towns and villages
flyin' by ?

? Bye-bye, bye-bye ?

? Farewell, fraulein,
don't you cry ?

? You'll soon get
another G.I. ?

? Come on, train,
and get the lead out ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Well, one more day
we got to sweat out ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Frantic frauleins
at the station ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? They're ready
for a celebration ?

? Ja, ja, ja, ja ?

? Go, Special, go ?

? Blow, whistle, blow ?

? Frankfurt Special's got
a special way to go ?

? Go, Special, go ?

? Blow, whistle, blow ?

? Frankfurt Special's got
a special way to go ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Whoa-oa-oa ?

? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ?

? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ?

? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ?

? Whoa, whoa, whoa ?

What a welcome...
nothing.

Who and what
are you waving at?

Oh, I don't know.

What have I got to lose?
Somebody might wave back.

I was saving this stuff
for my wedding night,

but this is more important.

If I'm going to do this,
let me do it my way,

and don't put that
smelly stuff on me.

Any luck with Marla?

The store won't
give me any dope.

I got to get over there.

Good luck, Rick.

Tulsa, how you going to
break the ice

with this gal?

Charm, boy, charm.

I'll just walk up to her
and say, "All my life, Lili,

"I've been hoping to meet
a gorgeous babe like you.

Let's get over
to your apartment."

No, no. You got
to be more subtle.

Well, how's this?

"Little girl, I'm not one
of those G.I. Wolves

"that hang around nightclubs
all the time.

"Give me your key

and I'll meet you
at your place."

That's subtle?

He's only kidding, Harvey.

Oh, relax, you guys.
I'll play it my way...

nice, clean, wholesome.

So don't get shook up.

And look, I don't mind
doing this for you guys,

for all of us,

but don't try
to help me, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

Let's go.

Cookie: Operation Lili,
Europa bound!

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.

There she is, Tuls,
target for tonight.

Well, say something.

Wow.

Yeah, you said it
for all of us.

Hey, fellas, come on.

Come on and take a look.
Wow, wow, wow!

Oh, yeah.

Wow!

Hey, hey, hey.

Lili!

[Whistles]

[Jazz Music Playing]

[Applause]

[Laughter]

She really cools a guy off,
doesn't she?

This might be tougher
than we expected.

Might not. Strategy.
That's what we need.

Come to the manager's office.
We'll fix you.

Wine for Mr. Klugman,
on the house.

I think I'll do a little
reconnaissance work.

Spread out, fellas.
Give me room to operate.

May I?

Yes, of course.

Thanks.

Can I, uh,
buy you a drink?

No, thank you.

[Drumroll]

Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a request

from an American colonel
to hear a song

from one of the soldiers
in his command.

Will Specialist Tulsa McClain
please come up?

Man: Get up there, boy.

Better sing, soldier.

Your loyal public
is waiting.

This might be the end
of a beautiful beginning.

I thought I told you
not to help.

What did I do?

[Mocking]
What did I do?

Wait till you get
a load of this guy.

He's a buddy of mine.
Tulsa McClain.

Specialist Tulsa McClain.
Ring a bell? Huh?

I do not believe

I have ever heard
of the gentleman.

You haven't heard of Tulsa?

[Playing Rock 'n' Roll]

? You got the huggin'est arms ?

? The thrillin'est eyes ?

? You're just my style,
and you're just the right size ?

? Gonna stop ?

? Oh, shoppin' around ?

? Do do do-do do ?

? I wanna stop
shoppin' around ?

? 'Cause I've found ?

? The girl
that I'm lookin' for ?

? Oh, the very first time
you touched my lips ?

? Took my little red book
and then I tore it in bits ?

? Ain't gonna be ?

? Oh, a-searchin' no more ?

? I'm gonna stop
shoppin' around ?

? 'Cause I've found ?

? The girl
that I'm lookin' for ?

? There ain't no other darlin'
I want to hold ?

? Hey-ey, baby,
I really am sold on you ?

? Such a pretty little package
I never did see ?

? I'm gonna wrap you up
and take you home with me ?

? I'm thrilled ?

? Like never before ?

? I wanna stop
shoppin' around ?

? 'Cause I've found ?

? The girl
that I'm lookin' for ?

? I'm gonna stop ?

? Oh, shoppin' around ?

? I'm gonna stop ?

? Shoppin' around ?

? I'm gonna stop ?

? Shoppin' around ?

He's not bad, your friend.

Yeah. You two
ought to get together.

I mean,
you're both entertainers.

Wait here.
I'll get him.

Wine. Sitzen sie!

Man: This army's tough.

Manager: Compliments
of the house.

She flipped her lid about you.
She's waiting for you.

Yeah? Where?

Come on.

Hey, where did Lili go?

She wanted to get together
with my pal here.

I do not think so.

So she really
flipped over me, huh?

I think she must have
flipped out of here.

Now what?

You tell me.

We just lost the first round.
That's all.

Yeah, but you can
get knocked out

in the first round.

You wish a drink?

Yeah, arsenic on the rocks.

Make that two.

Two beers.

Okay, two beers.

Please, Miss Lili,
be reasonable.

Look, if I nearly drowned
Herr Klugman,

it is his own fault.

No, I will not apologize.

All right, all right,
do not apologize,

but he is one
of our best customers.

Would it hurt
to sit with him

and smile a little?

Tell Herr Klugman
that I'm very sorry,

but I'm tired,
and I am going home.

He will not understand that.

All right.

Tell him that I have
a previous engagement

with two American soldiers.

You like anything else?

You never know.

Bye, bello.

Rome wasn't built
in a day,

and the way
they put her together,

I'm glad they took
their time.

You were going to
introduce me to your friend.

Yeah, yeah. Tulsa, Lili.
Lili, Tulsa.

Lili, would you like
to join us?

Yes, please.

Here you are,
right here.

Thank you.

Pretty fast, Cookie.

I've not seen you
in here before.

This is your first visit
to the Europa?

First time.

Never been here before.

Here you go.

Good breeding,
fine manners...

This boy could be
in the Diplomatic Service,

but he'd rather be
a soldier.

I enjoyed your song
very much.

That was your work
before you were a soldier?

Well, it might be
when I get out.

With Cookie here
and another buddy,

we might open our own club.

Not that this boy
has to make a living.

He's not one of those
rich, spoiled playboys

like other oil
millionaires' sons.

You'd never know
he was sole heir

to 100,000 acres deep
in the heart of Texas.

Sorry. It just slipped out.

Tulsa wants to make it
on his own.

Wouldn't take a nickel
from his old man.

That shows much character.

Why don't you
take a walk, Cookie, huh?

Yeah, I guess I'd better
get out of here

before I spill the beans

about your grandfather's
railroad.

I do not like it here.

We shall go
to some other place.

Anything you say, honey.

You won't get
in any trouble

leaving here
for the night?

I leave when I want to,
and I want to now.

Lili.

Good night.

Good night.

Hey, don't you want
to see how he makes out?

Later. I got a little
side bet going on me.

Get going.

Where we going
tonight, honey?

I'd prefer it if you
didn't call me honey.

You didn't mind it
inside.

Now we're outside.

But I got the idea

you and me
kind of hit it off.

Oh. You and Herr Klugman
have much in common.

Now wait a minute, honey.

No "honey."

Look, if you and I
are going places tonight...

We are not going anyplace.

You helped me
get rid of Herr Klugman.

Thank you.
Now I'm going home... alone.

But we got a date.

A rich young man from Texas
shouldn't have any trouble

in finding a date.

I'm not a rich young man,
son of an oil millionaire.

The closest
I ever came to oil

was draining crankcases
at a gas station.

And your grandfather's
railroad?

My grandfather was a brakeman
on the Texas Central.

Ha ha ha.

What's so funny?

Oh, come on,
you poor millionaire.

I'll buy you a drink,
honey.

Let's go.

[Playing German Folk Music]

And when your friend

mentioned the 100,000 acres
in Texas,

you should have seen
the look on your face.

Yeah. Now I know
why I lose at poker.

You should see
that Tuls operate.

Nice to see you, Lili.

Oh, nice to see you.

It's not like
your music, huh?

We play too slow?

Unh-unh, no.

It's just that we do it
a little differently.

But if it is too slow,
it is dull,ja?

Nein,
not if you're with it.

The rhythm has to
just sort of ooze out.

Was ist "ooze"?

Ha ha ha.
Show him was ist "ooze."

Okay, I show you
was ist "ooze."

Ja, ja, "ooze."

[Playing Rock 'n' Roll]

? Hold me tight ?

? The moon is so bright ?

? Tonight is so right
for love ?

? Now's the time ?

? To say you'll be mine ?

? Tonight is so right
for love ?

? One by one
the stars appear ?

? They twinkle
in your eyes ?

? Who'd believe
that we'd be here ?

? So near to paradise? ?

? This could be the kiss ?

? To unlock heaven's door ?

? That magic hour of bliss ?

? That we both waited for ?

? I love you more and more ?

? Oh, well, we can fly ?

? Right up to the sky ?

? Do things we've been
dreaming of ?

? And how real they would seem ?

? A midsummer night dream ?

? Can't you see that tonight ?

? Is so right ?

? For love? ?

? Ah ah-ah ah ?

? Ah ah-ah ah ?

? Ah-ah ?

? And how real they would seem ?

? A midsummer night's dream ?

? Can't you see that tonight ?

? Is so right ?

? For love? ?

? Ah ah-ah ah ?

? Ah-ah ah ?

? Hold me tight ?

? The moon's so bright tonight ?

? So right ?

? For love ?

[Applause]

Das ist "ooze."

Jawohl.

That was very nice.

Danke schoen.

Would you like
to go someplace else?

Yeah, let's do that.

He's off and running.

Turk had her this far

and got dumped
in the stretch.

It's on me, fellas.

Auf wiedersehen.

Let's go someplace
where we can get some food.

No music.

We'll go home,
and I'll make you

a nice liederkranz
and pumpernickel

and some coffee.

I wouldn't want you
to go to all that trouble.

Of course,
it would be quiet,

and I'm very good
at doing dishes.

Okay, liederkranz,
pumpernickel, and coffee.

And for dessert,

we get some delicious
apple strudel.

Hey, you are hungry.

I'm a growing boy, ma'am.

I'll get a cab.

No, no. We'll walk.
It's not far.

We'll find a place to get
some apple strudel.

Why, thanks, ma'am.

Um, I don't like "ma'am."

Neither do I, honey.

You keep an eye on them.
I'll call Cookie.

Cafe Europa, please.

Talk a little louder.
What's the latest?

Breakthrough.
He's walking her home.

She's going to make him
a sandwich...

liederkranz on pumpernickel.

They're stopping on the way
for strudel.

Good. A man can't do his
best work on an empty stomach.

Aha. Three
and a half hours to go.

He'd better take small bites

on that liederkranz
and pumpernickel.

And you better
leave word at the barracks

where she lives.

I may be a little late.

You're beautiful, Tina.

You had no trouble
with the manager

to let me off early?

No trouble.

I told him
I was your cousin Angelo.

And he believed you?

Why shouldn't he?

You believe me, Tina,
don't you?

Before we go to that little
night spot I mentioned,

I want you
to know something...

I'm not that kind of guy.

What kind of a guy
you mean, Cookie?

The kind of guy
you think I am...

Smooth, tricky,
a heartbreaker.

You got me wrong.

I believe you.

They don't hand out
these good-conduct medals

to just anybody.

Che bello, Cookie.

Che bella, Tina.

Ein taxi, bitte.

Cookie, I think we have
fun tonight.

I love going
to nightclubs.

Personally,
I can't stand them.

What were you doing
at the Europa, then?

Well, I was lonely, Tina,

a lonely soldier
far from home.

I'm far from home, too.
I come from Milano.

Funny, isn't it?

Here we are, two lonely people
far from home,

neither one of us
with a cozy apartment

to invite
the other one to,

where we could sit
and read

and maybe listen to records
on the grammofunken.

I have an apartment.

You have?

But no grammofunken.

No grammofunken?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Who needs a grammofunken?
We'll make our own music.

Bella, Cookie.

Danke schoen.

Fraulein will give you
the address.

Tulsa, tell me more
about Oklahoma.

Oh, you've heard
just about everything.

But it's so interesting.

Uh, your Indian
grandmother...

She was
a full-blooded Cherokee?

Smoked a corncob pipe
till she was over 90,

and played a guitar.

She taught me how.

I thought Indians
only played tom-toms.

Oh, now, that's
just in the movies.

Now, you take
my Uncle Charlie.

Leaping Bear...
that's his real name.

He plays the best
high clarinet

that you'd
ever want to hear.

Ah, yes.
Like in the movies,

all Germans
are submarine commanders

and all French girls
are cancan dancers.

Same thing.

You know, that's
the trouble with people.

If people got to know
each other better,

then they'd get to know
each other better,

and everything would be
better all around.

Much better.

Ha ha ha.

You like my pizza?

Oh, Roman hors d'oeuvres.
It's no wonder Nero got fat.

I'm glad you like.
I make some more.

Oh, not now. Let's, uh,
let's talk a while.

We talk.

We talk about
Park Avenue, New York,

where you come from.

Okay, what do you want
to know, my little bambino?

Ha ha ha.
You make a mistake.

Bambino...
It's a boy baby.

Oh, that is a mistake.

Baby, you're no boy.

Mnh-mnh. To live in
Park Avenue, New York,

one must be rich.

Mm-hmm.

Cookie, are you rich?

Well, now, money
isn't everything, Tina.

Take me, for instance.

Before I decided to make
the army... ahem... my career,

the only girls I ever met
were, uh, debutantes.

Dull, artificial butterflies.

Oh, they could play tennis
and ride and raise beagles,

but could they cook pizza?

Not on your life.

I cannot raise a bagel.

Beagle.

That's what I said...
bagel.

But since 12 years old,
I can cook a pizza.

Tina knows
what a man likes.

Oh, I could tell that
the minute I looked at you.

Cookie.

I mean,
you're very understanding.

You're a simple,
understanding,

Italian farm girl.

I come from the city.

My father is a butcher.

Better yet.

A simple, understanding
butcher's daughter.

Oh, Tina, I respect you.

And I respect you.

And that's what makes
the world go 'round...

respect.

Cookie.

What, uh, what are you
doing here

in...
in Tina's apartment?

Oh, but it's my apartment,
too. We're roommates.

Tulsa, I would like
you to meet Tin...

Oh, but you already
met her in the Europa.

I'll fix the coffee
and the strudel.

Come help me, Tina.

And how did you
get here?

It wasn't easy.

You fouled it up again.

What's he doing
up there?

Who cares?

The bet says Tulsa's
got to be alone with Lili.

We know.

I'm supposed to be
alone with her.

Well, you can't be
alone with Tina here.

That's right.
Get your hat.

Lili, you break
your rule, huh?

For the first time, you let
someone in the apartment.

Oh, but he's not
like the others.

He's so open...

and honest.

Just like my Cookie.

We'll have everything
ready in a few minutes.

I'm sorry. We're going to
have to beat it.

Oh? Oh...
Oh, what a pity.

Cookie just reminded me
it's our first night in town.

We have to get back
to quarters early.

We're due for passes
tomorrow.

We wouldn't want
to lose them.

I've got plans for us.

Cookie.

Tina, hand me
a paper bag, please.

I'll give you some
strudel for the road.

Thanks.

Look, about that pass
tomorrow...

If you get a pass,

maybe we can take a trip
to Aschaffenburg.

Ever since
I was a little kid,

I always wanted
to see Aschaffenburg.

Where is it?

Cookie: Come on.
We better get going.

Okay, General.

Auf wiedersehen.

Arrivederci.

I didn't know you
could speak German.

I didn't know you
could speak Italian.

Here's the strudel.

Thank you.

Auf wiedersehen.

Cookie and Tulsa:
Auf wiedersehen.

Arrivederci.

Tina, you know something?

In Oklahoma, Indians do not
always play tom-toms.

Lili, you know something?

Before me, he only knew
girls who raised bagels.

Tina.

Cookie, how did
you get up there?

I'm stupid.

That's right.

Why didn't Turk tell us
Lili had a roommate?

Because you
didn't ask him.

Why don't you
throw in the towel

and let me
pay off the bets?

Because we're going to
win. Right, Tulsa?

Right. Tonight
reconnaissance,

tomorrow the Battle
of the Bulge.

Yeah.

You can do it.

[Engine Rumbling]

[Engine Winds Down]

Tulsa!

Hey, why don't you
watch where you're going?

Ha ha ha ha. Oh, hi, Sarge.
Glad you dropped by.

I'd like to talk to you
about a pass this afternoon.

No dice. As of now,
you're doing guard duty.

But it's Saturday.

So it's Saturday.

This is important.
It's for us.

What do you mean?

I'm going to try
to get the trio booked

on the armed forces
show for tomorrow.

It'll be worth
a fortune in publicity...

for our nightclub,
you know.

That's different, partner.
Why didn't you say so?

I guess I'm just stupid.

Yeah.

"Sergeant McGraw."

Oh, thanks, Sarge.

You better make one
of those out for Cookie.

Mm-hmm.
"Sergeant McGraw."

Oh, thanks, Sarge.

And... and Rick, too.

Uh, they might
want us to audition.

Maybe I ought to go
along with you, huh?

Like, you could say
I'm your manager.

We'd love to have you, Sarge,
but they need you here.

You run this man's outfit.

I do?

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Ha ha.

Thanks, Sarge. Thanks.
Ha ha ha ha.

[Engine Clunking]

Tina,

Tina,

Tina,

Tina,

Tina.

You know,
everything that moves

reminds me of that girl.

Of all the rotten luck.

First I get transferred
to North Africa for a year,

and when I finally get here,

the landlady tells me
Marla moves

and left no address.

That's tough.

[Engine Catches]

Hey, you did it.

All she needed
was a little sweetening.

Hey, a little sweetening.

That's it. That's how
I get to her landlady!

Thanks, Cook!

What did I say?

All right, men.
Knock it off.

3-day passes.

For you.

You're a pal.
I can sure use it.

How did you wangle them?
Never mind, I'll take it.

Lili's picking me up
in half an hour.

You're doing real good.
I think she goes for you.

I can't figure out
what's the matter.

I'm not enjoying it
like I should,

with the bet
and everything.

Don't let it bother you.

You like Lili
and she likes you.

If your buddies can make
a little money on the side,

is that bad, huh?

I guess there's nothing
wrong with that.

That's better.

[Horn Honks]

[Beep Beep Beep]

Good luck.

Good afternoon.

Hi.

Oh, I like that
better.

Hi.

Hope I'm as lucky
as he is.

I hope you are, too.

There's our bus.
Let's grab it.

Oh.

[Speaking German]

I want to talk
to you about Fraulein Marla.

I told you yesterday

Fraulein Marla does not
live here anymore.

She has moved.
Where, I do not know.

Maybe this will help you.

Young man, if you gave me
one million marks,

I still
could not help you.

But Mrs. Hegermann,
I'm...

Do not come back.

You waste your time
and my time.

Marla?

Marla?

Where is this child?

Marla.

Yes, Mrs. Hegermann?

He was here again.

I hope this time
he will not come back.

Marla, only when
you are in love

can you be
so angry with someone.

Why don't you see him?

No.

He seems
such a nice young man.

I'm sure if he knew
the circumstances, he...

Please, Mrs. Hegermann.

I do not wish to talk
about him. Please?

[Baby Crying]

Thank you.

Do you have scenery
like this in Oklahoma?

No, ma'am.

I mean, uh, well,
we have Catfish Creek

and the Red River,
and that's about it.

Come on.

[Ferry Bell Rings]

[Ding Ding Ding Ding]

[Ding Ding Ding Ding]

Frankfurt Am Main
is so cold

because it is
on the River Main,

which flows into the Rhine,

which eventually flows
into the North Sea.

I wouldn't want it
any other way.

Oh, observe
this excellent example

of ancient handiwork, uh,

dated by the artist
in the year...

Ha ha. 1959.

"Fritz liebe Emma."

For those
who do not know,

liebe translated
means "love."

You don't have to
explain that to a G.I.

That's one of the first
words he learns

when he gets over here.

You, too, Tulsa?

Oh, absolutely.

Like, uh, "Liebe
that sauerkraut."

I was not thinking
of sauerkraut.

Hey, here's another one.

"Fritz liebe Dora."

I have one, too. Hey.

"Fritz liebe Hilda."

That Fritz gets around.

You know...

You know, I have
something to confess.

Last night when I sat down
at your table, I thought,

"Oh-oh, another one
to watch out for."

And when you sat down,
I figured,

"Well, now here she is,

the gal I've heard
so much about."

Oh, I have a reputation?

Yeah, but it's a good one.

You're supposed to be
a cold potato,

a human iceberg,
the original fish-eye.

Oh, please.

So many compliments
will go to my head.

Pretty,ja?

Jawohl.

[Children Shrieking]

[Children Shrieking]

[Shrieking]

Whoa.

Apaches.

What's all the excitement about?
The circus in town?

Much better than that...
a puppet show.

Yeah? I've never
seen one before.

It's times like this
I wish I was 7 years old.

Come on. For a half hour,
we'll be 7 again.

Girl: Ach, Papa.

Papa, ch liebe ihn
so sehr.

Man: Was heisst lieben?
Was heisst lieben?

Siehst du, junge?

Ch brauche den jungen nicht
hier in meinem haus.

Ach, Papa, verstehst du
mich denn nicht?

Er ist ja so suess.

Was heisst suess?

Ch sage dir,

derjunge kommt ja
nicht mehr ins haus.

If the soldier
really loves her,

he'll never give up.

10 to 1, he chickens out.

Bet?

Bet.

Ach!

Papa! Papa!

Ach, du lieber himmel.

[Applause]

Happy ending. You win.

Oh, it's not over yet.
Now he sings to her.

No music.

Oh, it's
a full orchestra.

[Accordion Music Playing]

? Muss denn ?

? Muss denn ?

? Zum staedtele hinaus ?

? Staedtele hinaus ?

? Und du, mein schatz,
bleibst hier ?

[Music Winds Down]

[Singing Too Fast]

[Winding Down]

[Children Laughing]

[Singing Too Fast]

[Winding Down]

Maybe I can get
that thing going for him.

Was ist los?

Kaputt.

Kaputt, huh?

Do you know this tune?

Ja, I know.

And do you think you can
play it on your squeeze box?

What do you say
we give it a whirl?

We give it,
like you say, a whirl.

I'll try anything once.

[Warming Up Accordion]

[Cymbal Crash]

[Cheers And Applause]

? Can't you see
I love you? ?

? Please don't
break my heart in two ?

? That's not hard to do ?

? 'Cause I don't have
a wooden heart ?

? And if you say goodbye ?

? Then I know
that I would cry ?

? Maybe I would die ?

? 'Cause I don't
have a wooden heart ?

? There's no strings
upon this love of mine ?

? It was always you
from the start ?

? Treat me nice ?

? Treat me good ?

? Treat me like
you really should ?

? 'Cause I'm not
made of wood ?

? And I don't have
a wooden heart ?

? Muss denn ?

? Muss denn ?

? Zum staedtele hinaus ?

? Staedtele hinaus ?

? Und du, mein schatz,
bleibst hier ?

? Muss denn ?

? Muss denn ?

? Zum staedtele hinaus ?

? Staedtele hinaus ?

? Und du, mein schatz,
bleibst hier ?

? There's no strings
upon this love of mine ?

? It was always you
from the start ?

? Sei mir gut ?

? Sei mir gut ?

? Sei mir wie
du wirlich sollst ?

? Wie du wirklich sollst ?

? 'Cause I don't have
a wooden heart ?

Ow. Ouch.

Oh. Ow. Oh.

Whoa. Oh.

[Cheering]

In front of you,
the famous Niederwald.

I would like to point out
that the summit

of the Niederwald

rises 985 feet
above sea level,

740 feet
above the river.

Uh, do these things
ever break down?

I mean, suppose we got
stuck up there all night?

Oh, no need to worry.

I wasn't worried.
I was, uh, hoping.

You know,
I kind of like it up here.

It's, uh, very... cozy.

The vineyards
of the Niederwald

have been in existence
for over 300 years.

Uh! You know, riding forward
makes me dizzy.

Oh, well, you better
sit here.

And I'll sit over here.

Observe the neatness
and precision

of the grape fields.

Tulsa,
what are you doing?

I just want to sit
next to you, that's all.

There now,
isn't that better?

Much better.

? Rainbows ?

? Rainbows ?

? Rainbows ?

? I don't worry ?

? Whenever skies
are gray above ?

? Got a pocketful
of rainbows ?

? Got a heart
full of love ?

? Rainbows ?

? Rainbows ?

? Mr. Heartache ?

? I've found a way
to make him leave ?

? Got a pocketful
of rainbows ?

? Got a star
up my sleeve ?

? Rainbows ?

? Rainbows ?

? Kiss me extra tender ?

? Hold me extra tight ?

? 'Cause I'm saving
your sweetness ?

? For a lonely ni-i-i-i ?

? l-i-i-ight ?

? No more teardrops ?

? Now that I found
a love so true ?

? I got a pocketful
of rainbows ?

? Got an armful of you ?

? Rainbows ?

? Kiss me extra tender ?

? Hold me extra tight ?

? 'Cause I'm saving
your sweetness ?

? For a lonely ni-i-i-i ?

? l-i-i-ight ?

? No more heartaches ?

? Now that I found
a love so true ?

? I got a pocketful
of rainbows ?

? And an armful of you ?

? Rainbows ?

? Rainbows ?

? Rainbows ?

You're very quiet.

You haven't said anything
for such a long time.

Didn't you
enjoy yourself today?

Yes, I did,
maybe too much.

Tulsa?

Yeah?

So far I've been
making all the plans.

Tonight after work,
we do what you want.

Come on, honey.

You're so generous to buy
me a ticket to Milano.

I'll be so happy
to see my mama and papa.

Listen, Tina, I know
what it is to be homesick.

I can't go back
to Park Avenue just yet,

but I can treat you
to a visit to your family.

[With German Accent]
Keepun ze change.

I don't want you
to miss that plane.

Well, it won't
be long now.

You're so sweet
to do this for me.

I'm doing it
for myself, too.

Huh?

I mean, if you're happy,
I'm happy.

Man: The plane for Milano
will be delayed two hours.

Cookie, you do not
have to stay.

You have been too kind
already.

How can I ever repay you?

Oh, I'll think of something.

Bye, Tina.

[Knock On Door]

Come in.

Hi.

Hi.

Well, my millionaire
friend from Oklahoma,

where do we go tonight?

That's what I want to
talk about.

I'm going to have to
break our date.

Oh, you have no more pass?

No, that's not it. I just
have to call off our date.

Oh?

I should have realized.

You're a soldier.

You can't afford to take
a girl out every night.

No. It's nothing like that.

See, I had a great time
this afternoon.

So did I.

I've been thinking
about it ever since.

I like you a lot.

I'm glad.

More than a lot.

I'm more than glad.

You see, a guy like me
on temporary duty,

he meets a girl
he thinks a lot of,

like you.

They go out together
and they have a good time,

and all of a sudden
things start to get serious.

Oh?

And before you know it,
somebody gets hurt.

I don't want that
to happen.

I see.

You've obviously given
the matter much thought.

I have.

You're trying to tell me
that it would be best for me

that we do not
see each other anymore.

Yeah.

Well, I guess that's it.

Hey, Cookie.

Tulsa.

- Hi, Tuls.
- Hi, Tuls.

Have I got good news.
No roommate tonight.

I bought Tina
a plane ticket to Milano.

Sorry.
I just canceled out.

You what?

Oh, no. You didn't
tell Lili about the bet.

I didn't tell Lili
about anything.

I just called off
our date.

You're off
of your rocker.

I'm going back
to the barracks.

The bet is off.

But, Tulsa...

Nothing you can say
will change my mind.

Okay. Okay, so you were born
with a decent streak.

Nobody's perfect.

Sorry, fellas.

A stein of gin.

Was?

Jawohl. Jawohl.

Hi, Tuls.

Hi, Mike.

Rick's been trying
to reach you.

He left this number
for you to call.

Very important, he says.

Thanks a lot, Jeter.

Hi.

Well, what's everybody
so happy about?

Aw, shut up.

What did I say?

I got an idea.

Don't do nothing
till you hear from me.

Hey, where's he going?
What are you guys planning?

[Knock On Door]

Yes?

It's me... Cookie.

Well, come in.

Cookie, I'm very pleased
to see you.

You are?

Well, yes. I was just
having a drink.

Won't you join me?

Yeah. I don't mind
if I do.

It's none
of my business...

you were going to drink
all of this alone?

Not all.
Just a little.

My morale
is very low, Cookie.

Mine, too.

I was about to ask
for a tranquilizer.

This should help.

It's too bad
about you and Tulsa.

He's quite a character,
your friend.

I'm not used to men
who break dates with me.

I don't blame you
for being sore at him.

Oh, I'm not, uh, sore.

I admire him.

We'll drink a toast...

to a gentleman.

Yeah, here's
to Benedict Arnold.

You know, Cookie,
in this business,

it's very unusual
and very refreshing

to meet a young man
with principles.

I shall miss him.

[Knock On Door]

Man: Your number, Miss Lili.

Oh, yes, I'm ready.

You'll excuse me?

Of course. I've got
to join my gang, too.

I wouldn't miss
your number, Lili.

Fellas,
you're looking at a guy

that just left a babe that is
really carrying a torch.

The welcome mat
is still out for Tulsa.

[Music Starts]

[Cymbals Tapping]

[Swing Music Playing]

Chorus: ? La la la la
ba-da bum ?

? Doo doo-wap ?

? Dooh doo-wahoo wap ?

? Doo-hoo doo-hoo doo-wap ?

? Doo-wap ?

? Doo-hoo doo-hoo doo-wap ?

[Military Drums Playing]

[Bugle Sounds]

? Sooh doo-doo-doo ?

? Dooh dooh
dooh dooh doo-wap ?

? Woop dooh-dooh
dooh-dooh dooh-dooh ?

? Woop dooh-dooh
dooh dooh dooh ?

? Dooh hoo-hoo-hoo
roo-ooh ?

? Dooh dooh-dooh-dooh
doo-wap ?

? Dooh-hoo-hoo doo-wap ?

[Audience Applauds]

Hey, Cookie,
I thought you said

Tina was on her way
to Milano.

The roommate.

She's probably been there
and back already.

These jet flights
get faster every day.

See you later.

Tina, baby, you're not
supposed to be here.

Sí, I changed my mind.

But you were so homesick
for Milano.

But then after you leave,
I'm homesick for you.

And I miss my work.

I missed you, too, sugar.

Right after you get through
working tonight,

we're going to do the town,
just you and your Cookie.

Oh, good, Cookie.

Tuls, come on in.
Come on, come on.

Glad you came over.

What are you
so shook up about?

Take your hat off.
Sit down. Sit down.

Oh, stand up.
Stand up.

First, you've got
to have a cigar.

You said this
was an emergency.

I found Marla.

I had a hunch
you did.

We're going
to be married.

You want me to be
best man, right?

No, we need
a babysitter.

A babysitter?

Marla.

Hello, Tulsa.
It's good to see you again.

It's good to see you,

both of you.

He's beautiful, no?

He's beautiful, yes,
but how did...

I mean, who did...
I don't know what I mean.

Congratulations, Rick.
You, too, Marla.

Can you imagine this little
dummkopf not telling me?

Her landlady
double-crossed her.

Mrs. Hegermann
is a very wise woman.

Honey, Tulsa must have
a million questions.

Tell him about
your silly pride...

how you ran out on me
with a baby on the way.

It was not pride.

But when I received a letter
from a young lady in America

saying she is engaged to the man
who says he loves me...

That was her story.

Look, I already had
a license to marry you

and the C.O.'s
permission.

But I did not know.
You should have told me.

You never gave me
a chance.

You were gone
without a word.

Tuls, you must have
a million questions.

No, I think you just
answered them all.

We're making
a quick trip

to Heidelberg
to use that license.

That's why we need
a babysitter.

I'm glad to help out.
There's only one thing wrong.

The G.I. Manual
didn't brief us

on this kind
of an emergency.

If he cries,
just give him his bottle.

His formula's all fixed.

But he will not cry.
He's a very good baby.

Well, good.

I put him back to bed.

Good night, son.

Good night, little fella.

Say good night to him.

Good night.

I've got to buy my kid
a present.

A bicycle?

A bicycle?

Sure. He's a boy,
isn't he?

What's his name?

Uh, Junior.

Junior, huh?
Well, that figures.

Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha.

Ready, honey?

Shh. He will sleep
like a baby.

Why not?
He is a baby.

We're off.

Come back anytime.

If you are hungry,

there's some liverwurst
in the icebox

right next
to the baby's bottle.

Take care.

Oh, I'll do that.

[Whistling]

[Baby Starts Crying]

Air raid.

Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now just be calm.

Calm down. Calm down.
That goes for both of us.

Hey, hey, hey.
Now don't be scared.

Don't be scared.

Your ma and pa
will be right back.

They just went away
to get married.

No. Kootchie...

I'm your old Uncle Tulsa.
Let's play, huh?

Hey, look, look, look.

I can't say I blame you.

Hey, I know.
You're hungry, aren't you?

We'll fix that.

We'll fix that.

At ease. At ease.

Wait, wait. Shh, shh. Shh.

You just take it easy now.

You stay right here.

You stay right here,

and I'll go get
your milk, okay?

Just don't run off anywhere.

Just don't run off.

Now see what you've
made me do? Waah!

I'll be there,
mach schnell!

Oh, no.

Hey! No, wait!

You can't have that.

Give it to
your Uncle Tulsa.

Come on. Aw...

Army manual, section 43.

When in hand-to-hand combat
with the enemy,

apply judo chop
to the back of neck.

If you was only my size,
you little rascal.

Come on, come on.
Give it here.

Milk. Milk.

You got to have...
No milk.

I got to get milk.

I got to get help.

[Baby Continues Crying]

You make more noise
than a tank.

Give me the Cafe Europa, please.
This is an emergency.

Telephone, Miss Lili.

Lili: Oh, thank you.

Hello.

Hello, Lili?
It's me, Tulsa.

Tulsa.

What's all that noise?

Oh, that's the baby.

Baby?

I don't want to
bother you at work, Lili,

but I'm babysitting
for a buddy

who just ran away
to get married,

and I'm in trouble.

Oh, I know. You don't know
how to change a diaper.

I haven't even come
to that problem yet.

I don't think I have.

The bottle with the kid's
formula broke,

and he's crying
and everything.

He's going nuts.
Lili, it's an emergency.

I was just
leaving here, Tulsa.

I can meet you in my apartment
in about 20 minutes.

We'll be right over.
Goodbye.

Come on, Tiger.

Good news, boys.
That was Tulsa.

Once more,
love is in bloom.

You should have heard
that honey voice...

"I'll meet you in my apartment,
Tulsa, in 20 minutes."

Don't just sit there.
Get going.

Right.

Operation Dawn Patrol.

Here we go.

[Baby Crying]

Hang on.

Shh, shh. Just take it easy.

I'm sure glad women
have the babies.

[Baby Crying]

What's he bringing her?

That's a magnum
of champagne, you dope.

This boy thinks big.

It's only 2:30. He can
still be kicked out.

He won't.
Let's get some coffee.

We've got a long wait.

The tiger is quiet.

He's a good baby.

He's a time bomb.

You never know when
he's going to go off.

Whoa, whoa.
I'm only kidding.

Nothing personal, Tiger.

Uh, Lili, I'm sorry to bother
you so late, but, uh,

you were the first person
I could think of...

The only one.

I'm flattered.

I'm also very glad.

I didn't think
I would see you again.

Yeah, that goes
for me, too.

Yes, sir. I'm sure glad
I had to babysit tonight.

Oh, you like babies?

After they grow up.

Kootchie-kootchie.

Hey, none of that
kootchie-kootchie.

You just sit there.

I think he's getting ready
to bust loose again.

Oh, all babies love to cry

sometimes because they're hungry
or teething or sleepy,

and I think sometimes
just so they can hear a lullaby.

Oh, I get it.

Blackmail, huh?

Well, certainly.

Don't they have lullabies
in Oklahoma?

I don't like that look
in your eye, Tiger.

Okay, okay, I'm gonna.

Just trying to remember
the words.

A lullaby.

? They call your daddy
Big Boots ?

? Big Boots is his name ?

? It takes a big man
to wear big boots ?

? That's your daddy's claim
to fame ?

? They know your daddy
Big Boots ?

? Wherever soldiers are ?

? 'Cause he can handle
an army tank ?

? Just like a kiddy car ?

? So sleep, little soldier ?

? Don't you cry ?

? Doo-doo-doo dooh
mm-doo-doo ?

? General Sandman
soon coming by ?

? Doo-doo-doo dooh
mm-doo-doo-doo ?

? I'm gonna tell you
a little secret ?

? You won't believe
it's true ?

? Did you know
your daddy Big Boots ?

? Once wore little boots
like you? ?

? Once wore little boots
like you? ?

I guess I took care of that
pretty well, didn't I?

Uh-huh.
And as your reward,

you can help me
clean the kitchen.

K.P. Duty again.

[Baby Gurgling]

1:00 on the dot.

Honey, like I said,
it's too early to go home.

Again 1:00? It was 1:00
2 hours ago.

Hmm?

What do you know?
My watch stopped.

Waiter, Waiter.

Beer. We'd like more beer.

Jawohl.

Cookie, I am not thirsty.
I am tired.

I want to go home.

Man, this is
really babysitting.

Shh.

He's asleep, huh?

He won't be
any more trouble.

You mean, I should
take him home now.

Well, while he's asleep,
it would be better.

Yeah. Well, I might
as well get going,

as long as he's asleep.

I think so.

I'll get his basket.

[Whispering]
Wake up, Tiger. Wake up.

Hey, wake up, Tiger.

[Baby Starts Crying]

Hey, wake up, Tiger.
That a boy. That a boy.

[Baby Crying]

I knew you wouldn't
let me down.

Well, that settles it.

You better stay now
until he's asleep again.

Hey, Tiger.

Here, good boy.
Come on.

[Clock Chimes]

There he is.

No dice.

It's dawn, pal.
You're dead.

Tulsa, you have the bottle,
but you forgot the milk.

Will I see you tomorrow...
I mean, today?

Yes, but not for
the whole afternoon.

I have rehearsal tomorrow...
today...

for your
armed forces show.

We're on it, too, so I guess
I'll see you there, huh?

Yes.

Well, uh, goodbye.

Well, goodbye.

I forgot something.

He sure is
working overtime.

I'm glad you came
to Germany.

I'm going to write a thank you
letter to your draft board.

That ought to
surprise them.

They probably never got
a thank you letter before.

I get $ 10.
He gets $20.

Even Dynamite
couldn't have done better.

All right, all right.

As long as we get
our dough, soldier.

[Swing Music Playing]

Very nice. Very nice.

I think we've got it.
Thank you, Lili.

Thank you.
See you tonight, boys.

Band Leader: All right, gang,
take five.

Hi, Maestro.

How many numbers
you want from us?

One.

One number.
One encore.

No. One number.
No encores.

Rehearsal in 15 minutes.

Don't go away.
Be right back.

See the expression
on the maestro's face?

Tulsa.

Hi.

See you later.

Hi.

Hi.

Have you recovered
from your babysitting?

He did me a favor.
If it hadn't been for him,

I might have never
seen you again.

I'll let you in
on a little secret.

I would have given you
one day to call me,

maybe even two.

Then on the third day,
I would have called you.

Hey, Tulsa.
The roof's caved in.

Captain Hobart's
on his way here.

He'll want to talk
to you.

What about?

You're asking me
what about.

Who won the bet
for us?

He did stay
in your apartment

till morning,
didn't he?

There was no bet.
We called it off.

Then how come
everybody got paid?

I've got to find Cookie.
Maybe he'll have an angle.

Look, I know what
you're thinking,

but that's not
how it was.

Naturally. The whole matter
concerned two other people.

No, it was us.

Tell me
some other time.

I'll tell you now.

Very well, tell me.
How much did you win?

Going to your apartment

had nothing to do
with any bet.

There was no need
to borrow a baby

to get into my apartment.

Really, you underestimate
your attraction.

Specialist McClain?

Yes.

You have an appointment
with Captain Hobart.

Follow me.

Wait in here.

[Baby Gurgles]

Tiger?

Tiger?

Excuse me, Miss Lili.
Captain Hobart would like

to talk to you
before you leave.

Oh, thank you.

Two babies could not
look so much alike.

You are the one.

Oh, you are Lili.

Oh, yes.

I'm the baby's mother.

It was good of you
to help Tulsa.

Men are so helpless.

They are more babies
than the babies.

You mean he was
your babysitter?

Ja, er war.

Ch kenne ihn schon
sehr lange.

Ein suesses baby.

Und ein gutes baby.

You're telling me.

Miss Lili.

Excuse me.

Miss Lili.

Yes?

I believe the army
owes you an apology.

Your rendezvous
with this young man

had a mercenary motive.

There was a bet.

That McClain could
spend the night with you alone.

I'm afraid that wasn't
the case, Captain.

We were extremely
well chaperoned.

You see, Tulsa and I
were babysitting.

That's right, Captain,
for Marla and me.

Babysitting. I can't
transfer a man for that.

Well, I wish
I had known before

that you went in
for this work.

Mrs. Hobart and I have
bridge tomorrow evening.

How are you with twins?

Twice as helpful, sir.

Here you go, Tiger,
back to your papa.

I got work to do.
Captain.

Captain.

Lili, this isn't
the time,

and it's certainly
not the place...

Well, of course
I'll marry you.

I love you.

We can get hitched?

Even this afternoon, huh?

If I get
the C.O.'s permission?

Maybe. And maybe tonight
after the show,

you'll win the bet.

[Military Music Playing]

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days, boys? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days? ?

? When nothin' is right
from mornin' till night ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days, boys? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days? ?

? Days, days, days, days,
days, days, days, days ?

? You get up in the morning
and turn the shower on ?

? You get pneumonia ?

? The hot, hot water is gone ?

? Freezin', sneezin',
You want to dry your back ?

? Well, do you ever get
one of them days ?

? When there's no towel
on the rack? ?

? Rack, rack, rack, rack,
rack, rack, rack, rack ?

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them girls? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them girls, boys? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them girls ?

? Who's awful nice
but cold as ice? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them girls? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them girls? ?

? Girls, girls,
girls, girls ?

? Girls, girls,
girls, girls ?

? You're at a drive-in movie,
you're with a cute brunette ?

? You're countin' on the kisses
that you figure to get ?

? Closer, closer,
then she hollers whoa ?

? Do you ever get
one of them girls ?

? Who just wants
to watch the show? ?

? Show, show, show, show,
show, show, show ?

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days, boys? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days ?

? Where nothin' is right
from mornin' till night? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days, boys? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days? ?

? Days, days, days, days,
days, days, days, days ?

? You're on a Sunday picnic,
and then it starts to pour ?

? You run through poison ivy
scratching till you are sore ?

? Ants come dancing,
carry off the bread ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days ?

? When you should have
stayed in bed? ?

? Days, days, days, days,
days, days, days, days ?

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get one? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them? ?

? Do you ever get
one of them days? ?

? One of them days? ?

Did you ever?