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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:42,272 I never knew my parents. The only thing I ever knew was Prescott. 2 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:45,592 It was a top-secret government-run school 3 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:49,654 that turned little girls into killing machines. 4 00:03:50,989 --> 00:03:53,450 Not bad. Run it again. 5 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:08,448 Back of the line, grandma. 97, you're up! 6 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:12,677 Move! Time trial starts in three, two, one... 7 00:04:13,804 --> 00:04:18,375 Hardman, the head of Prescott, had some unique ideas about education. 8 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:23,188 It's all about putting holes in the subject. 9 00:04:23,313 --> 00:04:27,025 - See what I mean? - Ladies, prepare to spring some leaks. 10 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:31,221 Engage. It's all about vulnerability. Eyes... 11 00:04:31,321 --> 00:04:33,223 Now, we may have all been orphans, 12 00:04:33,323 --> 00:04:35,367 but we were never allowed to become a family. 13 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,353 Carotid arteries. 14 00:04:38,453 --> 00:04:40,288 Pens up! 15 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:50,615 To be a Prescott is to be an island. 16 00:04:50,715 --> 00:04:54,661 It is you and you alone out there. 17 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,956 - What do we say, ladies? - No attachments! 18 00:04:58,056 --> 00:05:02,561 No... attachments. 19 00:05:04,312 --> 00:05:07,382 Yeah, that part never sounded right to me. 20 00:05:07,482 --> 00:05:11,278 - Engage! - But I was good at everything else. 21 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:14,489 The best, actually. 22 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,034 As much as I wanted to make friends, 23 00:05:18,243 --> 00:05:20,103 that was just never gonna happen here. 24 00:05:20,203 --> 00:05:22,414 Begin. 25 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:27,252 Bad intentions, ladies. Bad intentions. 26 00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:30,171 Every punch has a purpose. 27 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:33,783 Strike and move. Strike and move. 28 00:05:33,883 --> 00:05:35,619 Flow. 29 00:05:35,719 --> 00:05:38,455 Elbows, knees. React. 30 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:42,459 Hammer fist, ladies. You're not training to save your lives. 31 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:45,687 You're training to take someone else's. 32 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,154 Bitch. 33 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:58,850 I was the first one in my class to be activated. 34 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:02,746 As usual, 84 didn't take it well. 35 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:10,904 It takes a certain mindset to do this kind of work. 36 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,506 That's why they get to us so young. 37 00:06:13,631 --> 00:06:17,552 Plus, who would ever suspect a kid? 38 00:06:20,096 --> 00:06:21,765 Not this guy. 39 00:06:27,312 --> 00:06:30,982 What can I say? He trained us well. 40 00:06:37,489 --> 00:06:40,075 Sure, I got to see the world... 41 00:06:41,951 --> 00:06:44,454 but what I couldn't help notice 42 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:48,917 was this whole other world I was missing. 43 00:06:56,883 --> 00:07:02,138 I wanted to know what normal kids did, so I started gathering Intel. 44 00:07:46,641 --> 00:07:50,728 Meet Victoria Knox: American expat turned arms dealer. 45 00:07:50,854 --> 00:07:53,256 If you're a terrorist and you want to kill some folk, 46 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:55,650 this is the person you call. 47 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:57,569 Don't let her good looks fool you. 48 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:02,265 She has an I.Q. of 140, and she will use it to kill you. 49 00:08:02,365 --> 00:08:06,019 She was last seen in Corsica three years ago, 50 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:09,063 until she resurfaced eight hours ago, 51 00:08:09,163 --> 00:08:11,916 and will probably be gone in eight more, 52 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:14,711 unless we bring her in. 53 00:08:14,836 --> 00:08:16,504 Correction: 54 00:08:16,921 --> 00:08:19,657 Unless you catch her, Agent 83, 55 00:08:19,757 --> 00:08:22,176 - and bring her in, alive. - Wait, what? 56 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:26,514 - Simmer down. You're B-team, 84. - B-team? This should be my mission. 57 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:31,252 I studied the case file. She's over there sniffing Kesha, the new fragrance by Kesha. 58 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:33,563 I said simmer... 59 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:44,699 You need to get your head in the game, Agent 83, 60 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:49,537 because Victoria Knox will take it off. 61 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:56,361 If we follow the profile, everyone will come home safely. 62 00:08:56,461 --> 00:09:01,966 - And remember, we're not in... - In the rescue business. 63 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,761 What she said. 64 00:09:05,386 --> 00:09:09,098 Gear up. We're wheels up in one hour. 65 00:09:17,231 --> 00:09:18,858 Knox was a legend. 66 00:09:18,983 --> 00:09:21,761 Ruthless, vindictive... 67 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,347 and she had a thing for taking out Prescotts. 68 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:26,491 Got some bad news: You're dead. 69 00:09:26,616 --> 00:09:29,285 Hey, guys. 70 00:09:30,078 --> 00:09:33,064 - You make them comfortable? - 36 hours alone in the box. 71 00:09:33,164 --> 00:09:36,834 Oh, good. Good, good, good. 72 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:41,631 Copenhagen? Hi, peek-a-boo. Copenhagen's mine. 73 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,719 Johannesburg, remember me? 74 00:09:46,844 --> 00:09:51,432 Like having a gun to your face? Feels good, doesn't it? 75 00:09:53,142 --> 00:09:56,938 And you... finally got you. 76 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,776 - Gotcha. - You got nothing, kid. 77 00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:05,798 What do you plan to do with that? 78 00:11:07,341 --> 00:11:11,804 Still playing dress-up with 007-year-olds? 79 00:11:13,598 --> 00:11:16,225 - Where is she? - You missing someone? 80 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,087 - You mad at me? - Let's just say 81 00:11:20,187 --> 00:11:22,799 I'm a little disappointed with your life choices. 82 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,067 Sit her ass down somewhere. 83 00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:30,197 - Hi. What's your name? - 83, come back. 84 00:11:45,713 --> 00:11:49,925 83, come in if you hear me. Give us a visual, anything. 85 00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:52,161 83. 86 00:11:52,261 --> 00:11:54,747 Sign me, come in. 87 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:58,334 83, come in. Give us a sign you're down there. 88 00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:00,853 I didn't plan for it to turn out like this, 89 00:12:00,978 --> 00:12:03,422 but there was no turning back now. 90 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,108 This was my chance to escape. 91 00:12:06,817 --> 00:12:11,030 83, this is your last chance. 92 00:12:12,323 --> 00:12:17,578 Sir, no visual, no audio. She's not responding. 93 00:12:23,334 --> 00:12:25,127 Mark it. 94 00:12:25,252 --> 00:12:28,881 83... inactive. 95 00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:53,781 I couldn't believe it. Mission high school was a go. 96 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,386 Last chance to back out. 97 00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:36,448 - Foreign exchange student was your idea. - Yeah, six years ago. 98 00:13:37,741 --> 00:13:39,060 - Hi. - Hi. 99 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,620 Hi, I'm Megan. 100 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,025 - Do we hug? - What do you do in your family? 101 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,319 - It's different there. - Hugs are good. 102 00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:50,696 - Okay. - Hi. I'm Penny. 103 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,965 - Hi. - This is Parker. 104 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,867 Hey, Parker. 105 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,620 - This is Liz. - Of course. 106 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,471 No, don't touch me till I've seen your papers. 107 00:13:59,597 --> 00:14:01,624 - Elizabeth. - What? 108 00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:04,335 - Mr. Larson, hey! - Oh, my good... 109 00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:07,313 Oh, no, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Excuse us. 110 00:14:07,438 --> 00:14:10,883 Oh, is he... I... I saw in the profile, the picture of all of you. 111 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:15,304 No, no, no, it's okay. It's just the three of us. I'm divorced. 112 00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:17,264 - Sorry. - But I'm fine. I'm fine. 113 00:14:17,364 --> 00:14:20,701 We are fine. You know, even better, actually, you know. 114 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:24,480 Some people make it work. Others, you know, they run off with a pharmaceutical rep 115 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,233 and spend your life savings on a pontoon boat. 116 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,961 But we're good, so... are your parents still together? 117 00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:33,297 Mine are dead. 118 00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:35,966 I'll get the car. 119 00:15:23,806 --> 00:15:27,559 Well, I think what you're doing is very brave. 120 00:15:27,851 --> 00:15:30,671 Adjusting to a new culture is hard. 121 00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:36,385 You know what else is hard? Ninja training. But I do it anyway. 122 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:40,989 - Is that how you hurt your arm? - Nope, fell off his bike. 123 00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:42,224 It was ninja training. 124 00:15:42,324 --> 00:15:45,644 Okay, and I guess Dad's just gonna pontoon back any day now too? 125 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,689 Okay, Elizabeth... let's not ruin dinner. 126 00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:52,151 - I'm a shadow warrior. - Yeah? That's cool. 127 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,545 I'm a secret agent. 128 00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:58,782 Well, if there's anything that's special that you'd like to do, 129 00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:02,261 you know, you can just make a list, and I'm sure Lizzy would be thrilled, 130 00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:05,414 thrilled to show you. Isn't that right, sweetheart? 131 00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:07,541 I would love to take the school bus. 132 00:16:07,641 --> 00:16:10,919 - Peter Dinardo pooped on the bus. - Okay, Parker. 133 00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,146 - What? - No poop. 134 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,757 I know a poop when I see one. You can't fight with that. 135 00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:20,696 One, that's disgusting. Two, I am not riding the bus. 136 00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:23,140 But it's a quintessential high school experience. 137 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,992 So is mono. 138 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,707 What is mono? 139 00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:34,777 Kids get it from kissing. It's like mouth aids. 140 00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:38,172 You seriously just ruined my appetite. 141 00:16:47,097 --> 00:16:49,308 Hey. You have everything you need? 142 00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,668 Yeah, just prepping. 143 00:16:51,768 --> 00:16:54,813 Is transpo still at zero seven hundred? 144 00:16:55,189 --> 00:16:57,925 - Transpo? - The bus, sorry. 145 00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,277 Oh, yeah, no, it usually rolls by at 7:00. 146 00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:03,030 Okay, got it. 147 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,908 You know, we're really glad you're here. 148 00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:10,495 - Thanks. Me too. - Okay. 149 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,082 Good night. 150 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,962 Okay. 151 00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:26,386 Normal 16-year-old, normal 16-year-old. 152 00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:50,160 Fresh meat. 153 00:17:55,123 --> 00:17:56,541 Oh, my God. 154 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,503 Jeez... 155 00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:01,713 Freak show! What do you want from me? 156 00:18:01,838 --> 00:18:04,741 - I thought we could walk together. - Are you on bath salts? 157 00:18:04,841 --> 00:18:08,620 It's like you have social herpes and you want to... spit it back in my mouth. 158 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,040 - That's... that's really gross. - So is your makeup. 159 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:15,477 God, you look like you had a one-night stand with Mr. Potato Head. 160 00:18:15,602 --> 00:18:19,314 Look, I have nine months, three weeks, and five days until I escape 161 00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:23,735 this post-pubescent psych ward, and you are not gonna mess this up. 162 00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:26,430 Just... 163 00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,657 wipe all that off, 164 00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:31,159 put these on, and just... 165 00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:34,830 try not to talk to me. Okay? 166 00:18:43,463 --> 00:18:47,409 Welcome, Vikings. Hey, everyone. Now, let's see some school spirit. 167 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:52,305 Come on, spell it with me. Come on, V-I-K-I... okay. 168 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,890 - Okay. - I'm gonna spell it by myself? 169 00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:59,296 All right, well, I have great news. Our campus is now a nut-free zone. 170 00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:02,466 - Yeah, finally! - Absolutely, Gooch. That's right. 171 00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:05,761 As long as I'm principal, you will never see another student 172 00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:08,572 - with nuts in their mouth. - No promises! 173 00:19:10,407 --> 00:19:12,517 It's gonna be a long year, I see. 174 00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:17,080 I'm also excited because, for the first time, 175 00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:19,207 Newton High School is participating 176 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,736 in a brand-new foreign student exchange program. 177 00:19:22,836 --> 00:19:26,089 You know we need more diversity. We only have two Cambodians and one Mexican. 178 00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:28,842 I take it this is your first assembly. 179 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:32,537 Yeah. Isn't this awesome? 180 00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:35,682 Not usually. But okay. 181 00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:38,894 Are you a member of the band? 182 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:41,021 No, I'm actually more on the engineering side. 183 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,840 I do the lighting board and design. 184 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:47,886 Oh, look at that. So that's your thing, then. 185 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,306 A/V geek. I got it, I got it. I saw "10 Things I Hate About You". 186 00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,308 Right, yeah. No, it's just like that. 187 00:19:53,408 --> 00:19:55,894 - Right, I figured. - Only not the '90s. 188 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,897 You know, just... whatever happens out there, 189 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,733 - don't let 'em get to you. - Right. 190 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,793 All right, well, please join me in welcoming 191 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:08,465 our foreign exchange student, all the way from exotic... 192 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,636 Oh, come on, man. Canada? For real? 193 00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:16,806 Please put your hands together for Megan Walsh. 194 00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:18,667 - That's you. - Yeah, that's me. 195 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,062 Show her some love, Megan Walsh. Come on, Vikings, make some noise. 196 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,256 - Yeah! - Come on, people. 197 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,233 Thank you. 198 00:20:26,608 --> 00:20:30,612 Hey, guys, I'm Megan. I'm from Regina, Saskatchewan. 199 00:20:30,737 --> 00:20:34,407 I'm really psyched to join the long and proud legacy of Viking alumni. 200 00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:37,602 - Hey, did you say Regina? - Yeah, Saskatchewan. 201 00:20:37,702 --> 00:20:41,148 - Go back to Regina! - Okay, Gooch. 202 00:20:41,248 --> 00:20:44,417 - Canada sucks a dick! - What are your pajamas all "aboot"? 203 00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:48,446 - Why are you here? Go home! - No, no, guys... please. 204 00:20:48,546 --> 00:20:51,508 Take back Bieber. Take back Bieber! 205 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:55,679 - Take back Bieber! - Stop, stop, stop. 206 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:04,062 Megan from Canada 207 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:12,237 I'm just a simple... 208 00:21:12,362 --> 00:21:14,239 man-ada 209 00:21:14,739 --> 00:21:17,100 Cash! 210 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,897 I could change all my plan-adas 211 00:21:21,997 --> 00:21:26,693 If your smile walked in on me 212 00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:29,087 Megan from Canada, everyone. 213 00:21:32,507 --> 00:21:34,284 Hey, they can be a tough crowd. 214 00:21:34,384 --> 00:21:36,302 Don't worry about it; You're gonna be nickel. 215 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,289 - Thanks. - Totem pole. 216 00:21:39,389 --> 00:21:42,058 Totem pole. 217 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:47,172 Thank you. What an entrance. What an entrance. 218 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,549 Okay, let's give it up for a little rock group 219 00:21:49,649 --> 00:21:54,012 that was number 24 on the iTunes download list back in March, 220 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:58,199 Newton High's own... Emotacon! 221 00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:10,003 Dark day, I can't get no sleep 222 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:14,157 Because something's got a hold over me 223 00:22:14,257 --> 00:22:17,160 Voices in my head racing through my head 224 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:21,431 Keep me up I don't know which one to believe 225 00:22:21,556 --> 00:22:25,043 This water fell for miles 226 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:29,022 But there's still so far I have to go... 227 00:22:35,737 --> 00:22:38,932 - There she is. - Hey, Megan. Hi, I'm Missy. 228 00:22:39,032 --> 00:22:44,037 I am so sorry about that behavior at assembly. Kids can be so cruel. 229 00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:48,291 - Want to join us? - Come sit, come sit. 230 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,962 Sure. Thanks, I... 231 00:22:56,132 --> 00:22:57,659 Pom-poms? 232 00:22:57,759 --> 00:23:00,203 - You're cheerleaders, aren't you? - Oh, absolutely. 233 00:23:00,303 --> 00:23:02,680 - I know what angle you're running. - Angle? 234 00:23:02,805 --> 00:23:05,417 - Oh, I've seen "Mean Girls", twice. - Okay. 235 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,420 You're gonna invite me to sit, then weaken my defenses, and then embarrass me 236 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,064 in some elaborate prank to assert your social dominance. 237 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:14,817 - What? - Nice try. 238 00:23:16,319 --> 00:23:17,487 I thought we were nice. 239 00:23:20,406 --> 00:23:23,826 Gooch, enough with the paper airplanes. 240 00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:25,687 Welcome back, welcome back. 241 00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:28,081 First day blues, I get it. All right, take your seats. 242 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:32,877 Put your books on your tables and open them up to the first page. 243 00:23:33,795 --> 00:23:35,572 - No, no, Gooch! - Yeah. 244 00:23:35,672 --> 00:23:37,198 - Gooch. - Sorry. 245 00:23:37,298 --> 00:23:42,495 Why can't you be more like Cash? See? He's got his book out, right? 246 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:43,788 - Hi. - You need a seat? 247 00:23:43,888 --> 00:23:47,350 - Look at my beautiful boy. - Megan from Canada, right? 248 00:23:47,475 --> 00:23:50,478 - Love that mouth. - A/V geek? 249 00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:53,314 Yeah, well, it's Roger. 250 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,485 All right, here. 251 00:23:58,152 --> 00:24:00,780 - You hungry? - Nope. 252 00:24:01,281 --> 00:24:03,516 - Sit down. - Thanks. 253 00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:06,202 - I guess you didn't need that. - Yeah. 254 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:11,833 Oh, no. I hope he didn't "Kermit" suicide. 255 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:16,129 I heard this class is "ribbiting." 256 00:24:20,508 --> 00:24:25,388 Well, I wouldn't "leap" to conclusions. Mr. Drumm can be pretty rough. 257 00:24:25,513 --> 00:24:28,308 Hey! New girl! Focus! 258 00:24:29,308 --> 00:24:31,561 Told you so. 259 00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:36,357 Okay, hey... 260 00:24:36,733 --> 00:24:39,510 I know everybody got to sit with their buddies today, 261 00:24:39,610 --> 00:24:42,347 but I'm the one who chooses the lab partners. 262 00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:46,059 So tomorrow the seating chart shall be up, 263 00:24:46,159 --> 00:24:49,687 and we'll have a wonderful time. Now, get out of here! 264 00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:52,690 I'm not kidding. Get out of here. Go. 265 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:55,418 It was nice knowing you. 266 00:25:00,757 --> 00:25:05,828 Hold on there, mister. Hold on there. I know what you're doing after school. 267 00:25:05,928 --> 00:25:08,681 - What? - You're jammin' with me. 268 00:25:08,806 --> 00:25:12,101 You know, I play a little slide trombone. You know slide trombone. 269 00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:18,733 Yeah. Let's jam. 270 00:25:18,858 --> 00:25:21,319 - Sure. - Let's have a sesh. All right. 271 00:25:21,444 --> 00:25:22,470 - Cool. - I like your spunk. 272 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:25,239 - Okay. - Get out of here. 273 00:25:25,948 --> 00:25:27,158 Oh, Canada... 274 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:01,008 Okay, I'll be here at 4:00 to pick you up. 275 00:26:01,108 --> 00:26:03,720 I'll text you if I'm running late. You do the same, okay? 276 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,681 - Yep. - I want to know your 20 every 20. 277 00:26:06,781 --> 00:26:09,283 But no 4:20. 278 00:26:09,784 --> 00:26:11,727 I'm serious. 279 00:26:11,827 --> 00:26:13,521 What am I talking about? 280 00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:15,873 You're talking about weed? 281 00:26:15,998 --> 00:26:17,150 How do you know that? 282 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,694 - What do you mean? Because... - What are you, Harold and Kumar? 283 00:26:19,794 --> 00:26:22,405 No, I'm a teenager, and I go to high school, so... 284 00:26:22,505 --> 00:26:25,575 - I'm not saying that I smoke weed... - Don't. It's a gateway drug. 285 00:26:25,675 --> 00:26:29,871 It is a gateway drug. You smoke weed, and then, guess what, 286 00:26:29,971 --> 00:26:33,349 meth... equals death. 287 00:26:34,016 --> 00:26:36,644 Crack is whack. Coke's no joke. 288 00:26:37,019 --> 00:26:40,506 So how it all rhymes like that? It's like a poem about dying from drugs. 289 00:26:40,606 --> 00:26:42,775 Hey, I got to go, okay? 290 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:47,930 Also, hash is very bad for you, 'cause it's more intense than weed. 291 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:52,076 It's, like, really compact, and you'll freak out. I had a major freak-out. 292 00:26:54,078 --> 00:26:57,440 Okay, hey, hello. 293 00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:00,751 - Hey. - Hey. 294 00:27:01,585 --> 00:27:03,404 It's so funny we ended up together. 295 00:27:03,504 --> 00:27:07,992 Yeah, biology's kind of tricky, and you seem really smart. 296 00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:10,845 Yeah, it's definitely a good match. 297 00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:15,808 Hi. I think you're in my seat. Hi, Cash. 298 00:27:16,142 --> 00:27:19,503 You're in her seat. Hi, Cash. 299 00:27:19,603 --> 00:27:22,006 Trust me. I'm at station six. 300 00:27:22,106 --> 00:27:25,318 Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure I'm there. 301 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,678 Did everybody find their seats okay? 302 00:27:27,778 --> 00:27:29,680 Come on, Canada, out of my seat. 303 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:34,243 Every year, I pick a very special someone to be my lab assistant. 304 00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:38,122 And guess what, who's it gonna be? Eenie, meenie, miney... Cash. 305 00:27:38,247 --> 00:27:43,152 Come this way, brother. Struttin' like a rock star. 306 00:27:43,252 --> 00:27:45,921 And you two females, you can be partners. 307 00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:48,783 Have fun with Regina. 308 00:27:48,883 --> 00:27:52,344 Cold, hard Cash. Get over here, mister. 309 00:28:03,898 --> 00:28:05,341 Megan, hi. 310 00:28:05,441 --> 00:28:07,943 I couldn't help noticing you're into Cash? 311 00:28:08,069 --> 00:28:13,057 I don't blame you. If I wasn't such a strict vegan, I'd be, like, all over that. 312 00:28:13,157 --> 00:28:14,600 Tell me about it. 313 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:17,395 So ironic, though, all of those groupies and sluts 314 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:21,649 - that constantly hang all over him. - Yeah, they're not even his type. 315 00:28:21,749 --> 00:28:25,127 - What is his type? - Girls who like dressing up. 316 00:28:25,252 --> 00:28:26,988 Like models? 317 00:28:27,088 --> 00:28:29,673 Not even close. 318 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,301 Mascots. 319 00:28:32,426 --> 00:28:35,329 All my high school research suggests that they're awkward loners, 320 00:28:35,429 --> 00:28:38,082 not musical enough for the band, too uncoordinated for track. 321 00:28:38,182 --> 00:28:42,044 I know it sounds weird, but school spirit, it's, like, really big here. 322 00:28:42,144 --> 00:28:44,588 And Cash loves school spirit. 323 00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:47,483 Yeah, why do you think Emotacon performs at, like, every pep rally? 324 00:28:47,608 --> 00:28:49,385 - School spirit. - Yeah, I mean, who wants to be 325 00:28:49,485 --> 00:28:51,904 some rando screaming at him from the audience? 326 00:28:52,029 --> 00:28:54,890 - I wouldn't. - But mascots, they go backstage. 327 00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:58,577 - They go backstage. - You would have him all to yourself. 328 00:28:58,702 --> 00:29:01,455 - Mano a mano. - Mano a mascot. 329 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:04,400 But you should hurry 'cause you don't want somebody else to get that spot. 330 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:08,045 - Yeah, like, totem pole. - Totem pole. 331 00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,508 Great, thanks. 332 00:29:24,645 --> 00:29:25,813 Yeah. 333 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,244 - How'd I do? - Yeah, that's great, kid. 334 00:29:57,344 --> 00:30:00,556 - A lot of spirit. Job's all yours. - Yes. 335 00:30:00,681 --> 00:30:04,560 95, 96, 97, 98, 99... 336 00:30:04,685 --> 00:30:06,812 1,000. 337 00:30:27,249 --> 00:30:31,237 "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, 338 00:30:31,337 --> 00:30:34,423 and sorry I could not travel both..." 339 00:30:38,385 --> 00:30:41,930 Megan. Care to join us? 340 00:30:42,514 --> 00:30:45,960 Two paths in the woods. Probably an ambush. 341 00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,962 I'd wait until nightfall when they're asleep and vulnerable, 342 00:30:48,062 --> 00:30:49,938 then advance inside a tree line, 343 00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:54,234 maybe rig a trip wire in case he's trying to double back. 344 00:30:55,694 --> 00:31:01,283 Okay. Well, Liz... I'd be locking my door tonight if I were you. 345 00:31:02,368 --> 00:31:05,938 - Sweet answer, weirdo. - And anyone else? 346 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:09,333 Whatever that was, but minus the serial killer part of it. 347 00:31:21,095 --> 00:31:23,180 Move. 348 00:31:27,935 --> 00:31:29,728 Go, team, go! 349 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,821 What are you doing? Who sent you? 350 00:31:55,921 --> 00:31:57,740 - I surrender! I surrender! - Who are you? 351 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,175 I'm Leonard Steinman. I'm a sophomore at Lincoln. 352 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:03,412 Just wanted to hold the mascot ransom. It's tradition. 353 00:32:03,512 --> 00:32:06,473 - Kidnapping is a high school tradition? - Yeah. 354 00:32:07,975 --> 00:32:09,935 High school tradition. 355 00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:20,529 Not the face, not the face. 356 00:32:21,029 --> 00:32:22,990 Sweet moves, Canada. 357 00:32:24,283 --> 00:32:27,978 Hey, Megan. Hey. 358 00:32:28,078 --> 00:32:30,289 You all right? 359 00:32:31,498 --> 00:32:34,418 Really lost your head out there. 360 00:32:35,878 --> 00:32:38,171 I got to go. 361 00:32:40,048 --> 00:32:42,217 I'm sorry. 362 00:32:49,057 --> 00:32:50,559 Oh, God. 363 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:54,688 - There he is. - Yup. 364 00:32:54,813 --> 00:32:56,507 - How we doing, sport? - Good. 365 00:32:56,607 --> 00:33:00,485 All right. Who... who's the girl there? 366 00:33:01,445 --> 00:33:04,197 - She's just a new student. - Yeah, all right. 367 00:33:04,323 --> 00:33:06,850 - But you think she's cute, right? - Yeah. 368 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:08,619 - Yeah. - Yeah, she's really cute. 369 00:33:08,910 --> 00:33:11,580 What do you call 'em, like, a hottie? Is that... what do you... is it a... 370 00:33:11,705 --> 00:33:14,942 A hottie biscotti? No. 371 00:33:15,042 --> 00:33:19,321 - You just say, like, "oh, she's hot." - Yeah, yeah. Just like a babe. 372 00:33:19,421 --> 00:33:21,365 - Yeah. - Or you say, like, a bitch? 373 00:33:21,465 --> 00:33:24,635 - Like, "hey, look at this bitch." - No, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say that. 374 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,762 - That's so rude. - Yeah, sorry about that. 375 00:33:26,887 --> 00:33:28,455 - Can we just go home? - Yep. 376 00:33:28,555 --> 00:33:31,933 But, you know, your old man is here to talk if you want to talk about anything at all. 377 00:33:32,059 --> 00:33:34,936 - Yeah, I know. - Okay. 378 00:33:35,062 --> 00:33:38,273 Like sex or... intercourse, or... 379 00:33:38,398 --> 00:33:40,651 - Let's go, Dad. - Let's go. 380 00:33:41,735 --> 00:33:44,763 Oh, come on, 83, think. 381 00:33:44,863 --> 00:33:47,741 Fall back on your training. Stick to the profile. 382 00:33:50,243 --> 00:33:52,746 This profile's all wrong! 383 00:33:52,871 --> 00:33:55,816 - What's going on, honey? - All this Intel, it's wrong. 384 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:59,194 I can never show my face again. I've got it all wrong, all wrong. 385 00:33:59,294 --> 00:34:01,380 It's everything, I... 386 00:34:02,297 --> 00:34:04,408 It's like I'm suffocating. 387 00:34:04,508 --> 00:34:07,094 Simulated drowning, that, I can... that, I can deal with. 388 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:10,747 Just... this stuff is so much worse. 389 00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:15,143 I can't... I can't do it. I can't take another second of it. It's just... it's... 390 00:34:15,268 --> 00:34:19,106 It's high school. That's all it is. 391 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,275 Hey, look. Come here. 392 00:34:22,692 --> 00:34:24,678 You know... 393 00:34:24,778 --> 00:34:28,448 Some thrive, and it's the best years of their lives. 394 00:34:28,573 --> 00:34:30,726 Others... 395 00:34:30,826 --> 00:34:33,787 Others spend four years being mocked for wearing a thick black ribbon 396 00:34:33,912 --> 00:34:36,873 in their hair like Madonna in the "Lucky" star video. 397 00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:40,193 - What? - Oh, Google it. 398 00:34:40,293 --> 00:34:41,737 But we suffer through it, 399 00:34:41,837 --> 00:34:45,549 not because we're being strong or staying true to our personal style, 400 00:34:45,674 --> 00:34:49,745 but because taking that ribbon off would mean revealing to those bastards 401 00:34:49,845 --> 00:34:53,290 the tiny bald spot we were hiding in the first place. 402 00:34:53,390 --> 00:34:55,058 Hypothetically. 403 00:34:55,976 --> 00:34:58,879 Look, what you're feeling is normal. 404 00:34:58,979 --> 00:35:02,107 High school is a conflicting time. 405 00:35:02,232 --> 00:35:03,925 Okay. 406 00:35:04,025 --> 00:35:06,319 Parental advice terminated. 407 00:35:07,904 --> 00:35:11,950 Bring it in. Give me a hug. Okay. 408 00:35:13,493 --> 00:35:16,204 Stop. I had it taken care of years ago. 409 00:35:24,171 --> 00:35:27,449 - I hope you've enjoyed our hospitality. - It's all right. 410 00:35:27,549 --> 00:35:30,285 All you got to do is give me the name of your supplier. 411 00:35:30,385 --> 00:35:33,079 I'll see to it you rot here in dignity. 412 00:35:33,179 --> 00:35:37,809 Showers once a week. That "L Word" box set. 413 00:35:37,934 --> 00:35:41,479 - French toast on Sundays. - That's really nice of you. 414 00:35:41,605 --> 00:35:43,256 We both know everybody talks. 415 00:35:43,356 --> 00:35:47,761 We also both know that I'm not just anybody... 416 00:35:47,861 --> 00:35:49,779 am I, Dumbledore? 417 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,229 If you played your cards right, 418 00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:59,731 we might even let you come back and play for the good guys. 419 00:35:59,831 --> 00:36:02,500 The good guys? 420 00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:07,364 - You destroy lives. - Only those that need to be destroyed. 421 00:36:07,464 --> 00:36:10,383 I'm not talking about the targets. 422 00:36:10,842 --> 00:36:14,304 Sir, I have something you need to... but, sir... 423 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,671 She's cute. 424 00:36:22,771 --> 00:36:25,106 Last chance to talk. 425 00:36:25,523 --> 00:36:27,676 Fine. 426 00:36:27,776 --> 00:36:31,613 - Don't go anywhere. - Yeah, I'll be right here. 427 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:37,077 You know what I like about the people I do business with? 428 00:36:38,036 --> 00:36:41,039 They know they're assholes. 429 00:36:41,706 --> 00:36:44,000 Something funny? 430 00:36:48,713 --> 00:36:51,132 You'll regret this. 431 00:37:07,232 --> 00:37:09,275 She's here. 432 00:37:11,111 --> 00:37:13,154 Yeah! 433 00:37:19,661 --> 00:37:22,564 - What's going on? - Is that a joke? 434 00:37:22,664 --> 00:37:25,959 85,000 views since just last night. 435 00:37:27,544 --> 00:37:30,505 - I'm viral? - Like HPV. 436 00:37:30,630 --> 00:37:32,298 Even rape-it Ralph is a fan. 437 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,617 Dude, check this out. This guy's about to get trombonered. 438 00:37:34,717 --> 00:37:37,537 Just like... right there. Damn! 439 00:37:37,637 --> 00:37:39,914 She showed those d-bags from Lincoln. 440 00:37:40,014 --> 00:37:42,876 Hey, this is why you don't mess with us Vikings. 441 00:37:42,976 --> 00:37:45,979 - Hell yeah! - Regina, Regina, 442 00:37:46,104 --> 00:37:50,150 Regina, Regina, Regina... 443 00:37:51,151 --> 00:37:55,305 Whatever. She's gonna get really fat in college. 444 00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:58,700 I don't get it. I'm on camera acting bat-shit psycho. 445 00:37:58,825 --> 00:38:02,704 That's usually what gets people trending. 446 00:38:03,121 --> 00:38:07,192 No, no, no. I can't be on the Internet. That's bad, Liz. That's really bad. 447 00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:09,319 There you are. 448 00:38:09,419 --> 00:38:11,946 So... we're jammin' this weekend. 449 00:38:12,046 --> 00:38:14,591 Why don't you stop by? 450 00:38:17,802 --> 00:38:20,346 Yeah, sure. 451 00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:23,583 - Sounds nickel. - Nickel? 452 00:38:23,683 --> 00:38:25,685 - Awesome, catch you then. - Catch you then. 453 00:38:29,606 --> 00:38:33,134 Obviously not all bad. 454 00:38:33,234 --> 00:38:35,970 Look, you may have all of these people fooled, 455 00:38:36,070 --> 00:38:40,241 but you and I both know that you are sketchier than a 2:00 a.m. waffle house. 456 00:39:06,726 --> 00:39:11,005 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! You really shouldn't sneak up on people. 457 00:39:11,105 --> 00:39:13,316 It's totally my mistake. 458 00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:16,152 Okay. 459 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,558 - Sorry. - Welcome. 460 00:39:21,658 --> 00:39:24,452 Thanks. This place is really cool. 461 00:39:33,878 --> 00:39:36,072 Got some ice. 462 00:39:36,172 --> 00:39:38,716 Thank you so much. 463 00:39:40,259 --> 00:39:44,514 You know, I'm not... I'm not as fragile as my easy takedown would suggest. 464 00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:47,208 You caught me off guard. Usually I can defend myself. 465 00:39:47,308 --> 00:39:51,270 - I did notice that inner buffness, I did. - Oh, thanks. 466 00:39:51,729 --> 00:39:55,967 So you're on pace to beat Emotacon's last video release? That's pretty cool. 467 00:39:56,067 --> 00:39:59,304 - Yeah, how do you turn off the Internet? - Really? 468 00:39:59,404 --> 00:40:02,098 You know, a lot of people would kill for that kind of attention. 469 00:40:02,198 --> 00:40:05,018 Yeah, I don't know. I just prefer to stay below the radar. 470 00:40:05,118 --> 00:40:08,121 Okay, so maybe you steer clear of anymore taekwondo smackdowns? 471 00:40:08,246 --> 00:40:10,748 That was actually more a mix of krav maga and aikido. 472 00:40:10,873 --> 00:40:12,483 Taewondo is what I just did on you. 473 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:16,337 But when faced with multiple opponents, it's... 474 00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:18,965 - What? - You're weird. 475 00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:21,743 Yeah, but I like it. It's cool. 476 00:40:21,843 --> 00:40:24,846 Were your parents in the military or something? 477 00:40:26,597 --> 00:40:28,558 Sor... "are parents" a bad topic? 478 00:40:28,683 --> 00:40:32,962 They both died when I was really young. I was raised by a foster family. 479 00:40:33,062 --> 00:40:37,358 - Sorry, I had no idea. I'm stupid. - No, it's fine. How would you have known? 480 00:40:37,483 --> 00:40:39,735 I don't know. Well, I'm sorry. 481 00:40:39,861 --> 00:40:42,488 Just don't let it happen again, or you might need more icepacks. 482 00:40:42,613 --> 00:40:44,974 Oh, yeah, Lara croft? You know what? I want a rematch. 483 00:40:45,074 --> 00:40:46,200 - Do you? - Yeah, put 'em up. 484 00:40:46,325 --> 00:40:47,660 All right. 485 00:40:48,661 --> 00:40:51,814 Pop. Here, hit it. 486 00:40:51,914 --> 00:40:55,418 - Really? I don't want to hurt you. - Yeah. Okay, come on. 487 00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:57,945 - It hurts. It stings. I need the ice. - Get the ice. 488 00:40:58,045 --> 00:41:00,631 Rogerito... are we set up? 489 00:41:02,049 --> 00:41:04,510 Yeah. Just give me one second. 490 00:41:04,927 --> 00:41:07,263 I could just... 491 00:41:07,388 --> 00:41:08,514 - Hey. - Hi. 492 00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:10,792 - I'm glad you could make it. - Me too. 493 00:41:10,892 --> 00:41:13,060 Do you think you could do me a favor? 494 00:41:13,186 --> 00:41:16,606 - I could try. - Yeah? Come on. 495 00:41:24,822 --> 00:41:30,311 So I'm working on this new song, but I'm just so inside of it. 496 00:41:30,411 --> 00:41:33,022 I could use an honest opinion, if you don't mind. 497 00:41:33,122 --> 00:41:34,957 No. 498 00:41:37,919 --> 00:41:41,088 It's pretty rough, so... be gentle. 499 00:41:46,469 --> 00:41:48,054 You 500 00:41:48,763 --> 00:41:52,041 In the back of my head Oh, I can feel your face 501 00:41:52,141 --> 00:41:56,354 But I can't hold it 502 00:41:56,479 --> 00:41:59,899 I still believe 503 00:42:00,024 --> 00:42:02,135 Smoke 504 00:42:02,235 --> 00:42:05,279 At the back of my throat Oh, I can smell your scent 505 00:42:05,404 --> 00:42:09,559 But I can't hold you 506 00:42:09,659 --> 00:42:12,311 And it's Saturday and I thought 507 00:42:12,411 --> 00:42:18,000 So I say take me Take me down to the water 508 00:42:24,548 --> 00:42:26,909 - You're handling it pretty well. - What's that? 509 00:42:27,009 --> 00:42:30,638 The fame monster. She can be a beast. 510 00:42:30,763 --> 00:42:32,390 So... 511 00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:35,960 It's nice talking to someone who understands the pressure. Thanks. 512 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:39,922 Yeah. No, that's... that's me. 513 00:42:40,022 --> 00:42:42,108 Pressure understander. 514 00:42:47,738 --> 00:42:50,074 You know, that guard totally would have seen you. 515 00:42:50,199 --> 00:42:52,618 - No way. I was in stealth mode. - Stealth mode? 516 00:42:52,743 --> 00:42:55,313 A compound like this would have counter-Intel out its ears. 517 00:42:55,413 --> 00:42:57,164 Motion sensors, hyperspectral imaging. 518 00:42:57,289 --> 00:42:59,150 There's no way you could just tiptoe down the hall. 519 00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:02,278 A high-value target is never gonna be vulnerable to a face-to-face takedown. 520 00:43:02,378 --> 00:43:04,947 - He's not? - No, look, you've got to engineer 521 00:43:05,047 --> 00:43:06,532 a passive campaign of mental anguish, 522 00:43:06,632 --> 00:43:09,619 basically alienating the target from those closest to him. 523 00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:14,014 He'll withdraw, paranoia and suspicion grow, and eventually he'll just kill himself. 524 00:43:14,265 --> 00:43:18,185 I'm not sure if there's a button for that. 525 00:43:19,311 --> 00:43:21,547 Right... 526 00:43:21,647 --> 00:43:25,025 Just choke him out with that lamp cord, then. 527 00:43:26,235 --> 00:43:29,572 Nickel. Thanks, babe. 528 00:43:35,244 --> 00:43:38,289 - I should... I should probably get going. - Yeah, no doubt. 529 00:43:38,414 --> 00:43:41,359 But, hey, listen, before you bounce, Gooch's 'rents are out of town, 530 00:43:41,459 --> 00:43:44,153 so we're throwing down this Friday. You got to be there. 531 00:43:44,253 --> 00:43:46,989 Are you serious? Parents-away-in-Europe party? 532 00:43:47,089 --> 00:43:49,842 Oh, my God, this day cannot get any better. 533 00:43:50,593 --> 00:43:53,746 Pittsburgh, I think. But Gooch's parties are legendary. 534 00:43:53,846 --> 00:43:56,056 You down? 535 00:43:56,182 --> 00:43:59,643 Down. I'm down, yeah. Nickel. 536 00:43:59,768 --> 00:44:01,479 - Totem pole. - Totem pole. 537 00:44:23,876 --> 00:44:26,420 Greetings, 83. 538 00:44:29,423 --> 00:44:32,301 - Good evening, 83. - How did you find me? 539 00:44:32,426 --> 00:44:36,639 Same way I learned to tie a bow tie and slice a pineapple: YouTube. 540 00:44:36,764 --> 00:44:39,458 So who you working for? Eastern bloc? 541 00:44:39,558 --> 00:44:44,088 - Acevedo over at Langley? - I'm not working for anybody, okay? 542 00:44:44,188 --> 00:44:48,217 Why don't we skip the lies and just let Pedro here go ahead and do his thing? 543 00:44:48,317 --> 00:44:50,819 You down with that? That'd be hot, right? 544 00:44:50,945 --> 00:44:52,179 Hardman, please. 545 00:44:52,279 --> 00:44:55,474 You know what? Stand down, Pedro. 546 00:44:55,574 --> 00:45:01,105 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go ahead and cut right to the truth... 547 00:45:01,205 --> 00:45:04,583 - Serum. - Seriously? Those don't even work. 548 00:45:06,252 --> 00:45:09,964 Yeah, seriously. Now we're gonna see if it works. 549 00:45:11,507 --> 00:45:15,552 Why have you run away? 550 00:45:21,767 --> 00:45:24,211 83, 83. 551 00:45:24,311 --> 00:45:30,609 One more time. Why did you run away? 552 00:45:33,195 --> 00:45:36,932 You deprived me of my childhood. 553 00:45:37,032 --> 00:45:41,120 I couldn't just raise my hand and say, "Excuse me, sir, 554 00:45:41,245 --> 00:45:43,230 "I don't think I really want to be an assassin. 555 00:45:43,330 --> 00:45:47,818 "Can I please be excused from this secret mountain killing school?" 556 00:45:47,918 --> 00:45:52,131 Please, please, can we just... stop the waterworks? 557 00:45:54,133 --> 00:45:57,286 Hey, let's get to the bottom of this. 558 00:45:57,386 --> 00:45:59,847 Who are you working for? 559 00:45:59,972 --> 00:46:04,518 Nobody. I'm not working for anybody. I promise. 560 00:46:05,561 --> 00:46:08,339 Okay, I worked for Sbarro for a few weeks over the summer 561 00:46:08,439 --> 00:46:11,050 just to make some extra cash. I didn't think you'd mind. 562 00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:14,428 Aziz Fataah Sbarro? When the hell were you in Lebanon? 563 00:46:14,528 --> 00:46:19,683 Sbarro pizzeria. It's the world's largest mall-based Italian restaurant chain. 564 00:46:19,783 --> 00:46:23,871 - They make these amazing garlic knots. - Amazing garlic knots. 565 00:46:24,288 --> 00:46:28,025 - I just want to be normal. - You're a Prescott. Prescotts don't cry. 566 00:46:28,125 --> 00:46:31,086 - Why is she crying? - Her struggle to find her own identity? 567 00:46:31,211 --> 00:46:33,614 The emotional turbulence of a first crush? 568 00:46:33,714 --> 00:46:36,617 Maybe she watched the notebook one too many times. 569 00:46:36,717 --> 00:46:39,370 Adolescence is a very volatile time for a young woman. 570 00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:42,681 - He so gets me. - 83! 571 00:46:42,806 --> 00:46:46,418 You are a rogue agent. 572 00:46:46,518 --> 00:46:49,088 - This has got to end. - Okay, okay, okay. 573 00:46:49,188 --> 00:46:52,049 Hold on now. You can't just take me. 574 00:46:52,149 --> 00:46:56,387 Missing girl in a small town would throw up all kinds of red flags. 575 00:46:56,487 --> 00:46:58,472 Amber alert, hello? 576 00:46:58,572 --> 00:47:01,266 I need to go back and tie up loose ends, 577 00:47:01,366 --> 00:47:05,788 at least just say my grandma got sick or something. 578 00:47:06,288 --> 00:47:10,442 I like it. Okay, but it's got to be done now. 579 00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:13,170 You understand? Megan from Regina... 580 00:47:13,295 --> 00:47:16,281 - It's pronounced... - I know how it's pronounced. 581 00:47:16,381 --> 00:47:19,493 Megan from Canada... 582 00:47:19,593 --> 00:47:22,387 has got to disappear. 583 00:47:22,763 --> 00:47:24,998 Forever. 584 00:47:25,098 --> 00:47:27,142 You got it? 585 00:47:28,519 --> 00:47:30,437 All right, cut her loose. 586 00:47:43,283 --> 00:47:47,871 Hey, ninja turtle, come on. Wash up, bed. 587 00:47:50,123 --> 00:47:53,168 Parker, where did you get that? 588 00:47:57,506 --> 00:48:02,094 - Oh, my God! - Sorry, Megan! Go, go, go! 589 00:48:03,595 --> 00:48:05,347 Hey, are you okay? 590 00:48:05,722 --> 00:48:08,876 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 591 00:48:08,976 --> 00:48:13,046 - The key is to tuck and roll. - I'm sorry, tuck and what? 592 00:48:13,146 --> 00:48:17,426 - Were those secret agents? - They were, Parker, yes. 593 00:48:17,526 --> 00:48:21,013 But I'm fine. No, I'm okay. I mean, look at this. 594 00:48:21,113 --> 00:48:24,825 The sun is out. The clouds are shining. 595 00:48:26,326 --> 00:48:29,788 You are Parker, and you are Liz. 596 00:48:33,417 --> 00:48:36,153 - You're scared of me. - Hell yes, I am. 597 00:48:36,253 --> 00:48:40,782 Not... not just me, though. I mean, you fear the world. 598 00:48:40,882 --> 00:48:45,370 Every morning you dress yourself in this cloak of sarcasm. 599 00:48:45,470 --> 00:48:47,431 But stripped bare of this defense, 600 00:48:47,556 --> 00:48:50,684 you'd be forced to forge true connections within your peer group, 601 00:48:50,809 --> 00:48:53,879 allowing people to see the true Liz. 602 00:48:53,979 --> 00:48:57,107 Pull back the veil, Elizabeth. 603 00:48:57,691 --> 00:49:00,235 I won't reject you. 604 00:49:03,363 --> 00:49:05,615 You talk funny. 605 00:49:05,741 --> 00:49:10,454 Another fine observation, you sensitive boy with no father figure. 606 00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:16,001 Oh, my God! Okay. 607 00:49:16,126 --> 00:49:20,422 - She so gets you. - Shut up and grab her ankles! 608 00:49:27,888 --> 00:49:31,475 - You okay? - Yeah, I must have sort of slept weird. 609 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,728 I feel like I've been tossed from a moving car. 610 00:49:35,937 --> 00:49:38,590 I know that feeling. 611 00:49:38,690 --> 00:49:41,026 So, are you going to Gooch's party? 612 00:49:41,151 --> 00:49:45,222 I don't know. I mean... It's just my dad's not really big on parties, so... 613 00:49:45,322 --> 00:49:48,141 - Overprotective? - Hypervigilant, domineering, 614 00:49:48,241 --> 00:49:50,185 intrusive. Any of those work. 615 00:49:50,285 --> 00:49:53,939 I know what you mean. My foster parents could be pretty controlling sometimes. 616 00:49:54,039 --> 00:49:55,857 Oh, yeah? What, did they ground you a lot? 617 00:49:55,957 --> 00:49:59,986 - More like solitary confinement. - Canada really does suck. 618 00:50:00,086 --> 00:50:03,532 I was never really given a chance to figure out what I want. 619 00:50:03,632 --> 00:50:05,826 I practically had to fake my own death just to get out of there. 620 00:50:05,926 --> 00:50:08,678 Well, I mean, at least you stood up for yourself. That's cool. 621 00:50:08,804 --> 00:50:10,664 Just sometimes I wish I had a way out. 622 00:50:10,764 --> 00:50:14,251 A way out... of here? Why would you ever want to leave these place? 623 00:50:14,351 --> 00:50:17,896 I guess it's just time for something new. I guess that's what college is for. 624 00:50:18,021 --> 00:50:22,067 But I don't know. I mean, have you thought about what's next for you? 625 00:50:22,776 --> 00:50:24,636 No. 626 00:50:24,736 --> 00:50:26,012 - No? - No, actually. 627 00:50:26,112 --> 00:50:29,616 I've been so focused on this year, I haven't really thought about it. 628 00:50:29,741 --> 00:50:33,829 You should. You know, you got a whole life ahead of you. 629 00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:39,960 It doesn't matter. You know, whatever you do... 630 00:50:40,085 --> 00:50:43,171 I'm sure it'll be impressive. 631 00:50:44,005 --> 00:50:47,492 - You really think so? - Yeah. I mean, 632 00:50:47,592 --> 00:50:50,470 I've never seen you do something that wasn't impressive, so... 633 00:50:52,681 --> 00:50:54,374 Hey, guys. 634 00:50:54,474 --> 00:50:56,168 - I'm was gonna have a party. - Sweet. 635 00:50:56,268 --> 00:50:59,354 Bring your friends, but no dudes. 636 00:51:00,230 --> 00:51:03,483 That was a really nice thing to say. Thank you. 637 00:51:05,235 --> 00:51:07,487 Listen, so... Gooch's party. 638 00:51:08,655 --> 00:51:10,657 - We can talk about it later. - No, no, I want to talk about it now. 639 00:51:10,782 --> 00:51:12,325 No, you should go. 640 00:51:14,661 --> 00:51:17,038 Seriously, it's cool. 641 00:51:20,959 --> 00:51:24,462 You should really come to the party. It could be your way out. 642 00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:28,717 Yeah. We'll see. 643 00:51:45,150 --> 00:51:47,427 Mom, you're not, like, letting her to go that, are you? 644 00:51:47,527 --> 00:51:49,988 Sure. Honey, what's the big deal? 645 00:51:50,113 --> 00:51:53,683 Well, for starters, she was passed out in the front yard last night. 646 00:51:53,783 --> 00:51:57,604 - Well, maybe she had too much to drink. - And that's just suddenly okay with you? 647 00:51:57,704 --> 00:52:01,358 I know having another girl in the house might be causing some jealousy issues, 648 00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:03,526 but this needs to stop. 649 00:52:03,626 --> 00:52:06,738 Okay, then I don't think that this party will be a safe environment for her. 650 00:52:06,838 --> 00:52:09,908 - Why is that? - Because Gooch is gonna be there, 651 00:52:10,008 --> 00:52:11,301 and Gooch is a pig. 652 00:52:11,426 --> 00:52:15,247 In business class, he had this proposal to have a pirate-themed restaurant 653 00:52:15,347 --> 00:52:17,791 where after dinner you have the option to plunder your waitress. 654 00:52:17,891 --> 00:52:21,211 If you think it's gonna be that dangerous, then I think you need to go with her. 655 00:52:21,311 --> 00:52:24,756 - What? - You two can walk the plank together. 656 00:52:24,856 --> 00:52:27,968 - That... is that a joke? - You're going. 657 00:52:28,068 --> 00:52:30,487 Oh, my God! 658 00:52:30,612 --> 00:52:32,072 Yeah, and try to have some fun. 659 00:52:34,199 --> 00:52:37,077 That's sick. "Oh, don't tase me, bro." 660 00:52:38,536 --> 00:52:40,355 Parker. Oh, my God. 661 00:52:40,455 --> 00:52:43,333 Parker. Where do you get these things? 662 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:46,294 Honey. Parker. 663 00:52:50,548 --> 00:52:52,367 You look cute. 664 00:52:52,467 --> 00:52:54,761 Thanks. You too. 665 00:53:02,894 --> 00:53:07,674 - Isn't this awesome? - Yeah. Like a bally's total fitness. 666 00:53:07,774 --> 00:53:11,319 Yeah! Freedom! 667 00:53:12,403 --> 00:53:14,531 Give me your drink, bro. 668 00:53:17,158 --> 00:53:20,061 Well, I'm gonna need to black that out, so... 669 00:53:20,161 --> 00:53:21,996 Keg? 670 00:53:22,539 --> 00:53:23,873 I'm okay! 671 00:53:24,666 --> 00:53:27,669 Yeah, I'm okay! 672 00:53:39,264 --> 00:53:42,959 No, but, true story... we met when I was in Australia. 673 00:53:43,059 --> 00:53:45,211 He was practically royalty there, you know. 674 00:53:45,311 --> 00:53:48,923 Wait, so you're friends with him? Because I love his movies. 675 00:53:49,023 --> 00:53:50,925 Well, I wouldn't say we're friends, 676 00:53:51,025 --> 00:53:55,655 but you should see the snapchats he sends me. 677 00:53:56,865 --> 00:53:59,909 That is the coolest thing I have ever heard. 678 00:54:01,494 --> 00:54:04,481 Easy, tiger. Gonna mess up my hair. 679 00:54:04,581 --> 00:54:08,543 Why are you even here, 84? And why are you pretending to know a Hemsworth? 680 00:54:08,668 --> 00:54:11,905 - I'm not pretending. - Which one do you know? 681 00:54:12,005 --> 00:54:14,365 - Does it matter? - "Does it matter?" 682 00:54:14,465 --> 00:54:18,703 Chill out. I'm just keeping an eye on things... Megan. 683 00:54:18,803 --> 00:54:21,956 So Hardman sent you to watch over me? 684 00:54:22,056 --> 00:54:26,044 Insurance policy. If we can't get you out, we'll force you out. 685 00:54:26,144 --> 00:54:28,755 By ruining my social life? 686 00:54:28,855 --> 00:54:31,691 Though it doesn't seem like you have much of one. 687 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,738 Are you wearing Kesha? 688 00:54:38,114 --> 00:54:41,159 Her scent is the absolute truth. 689 00:54:41,492 --> 00:54:43,353 And... 690 00:54:43,453 --> 00:54:46,581 It's Heather now. Kisses. 691 00:54:47,999 --> 00:54:50,944 Come back here. Where are you going? 692 00:54:51,044 --> 00:54:52,628 What the fuck was that? 693 00:54:55,298 --> 00:54:58,409 - I'm sorry. - I'm decent. 694 00:54:58,509 --> 00:55:01,246 - Don't worry about it. - No, it's fine. I think I'll probably... 695 00:55:01,346 --> 00:55:04,432 Stay with me, Liz Larson, and talk. 696 00:55:05,224 --> 00:55:08,378 - Stay and talk with me, please. - You know my name? 697 00:55:08,478 --> 00:55:12,148 Yeah, why wouldn't I know your name? Do you want to know my name? 698 00:55:12,774 --> 00:55:16,010 I know that according to the yearbook, your interests are Donkey Kong 699 00:55:16,110 --> 00:55:19,013 and Donkey Punches, so that's enough for me. 700 00:55:19,113 --> 00:55:21,157 My name is Bernard. 701 00:55:21,282 --> 00:55:25,728 But Bernard has Tequila, Liz Larson, 702 00:55:25,828 --> 00:55:28,748 - in this awesome flask. - Pull back the veil. 703 00:55:28,873 --> 00:55:32,043 Bernard's Tequila in this flask Tequila. 704 00:55:32,168 --> 00:55:34,670 - So come, drink. - Okay, yeah. 705 00:55:35,338 --> 00:55:37,548 - Yes. Are you okay? - Okay. 706 00:55:52,146 --> 00:55:54,257 So, you heard about homecoming? 707 00:55:54,357 --> 00:55:57,552 I have my eye on this one guy. 708 00:55:57,652 --> 00:56:00,530 I wonder if he's here. 709 00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,725 Yep, there he is. 710 00:56:03,825 --> 00:56:06,119 Yeah, don't even think about it. 711 00:56:06,244 --> 00:56:09,288 What? Worried somebody might like me more than you? 712 00:56:09,413 --> 00:56:11,524 I'm warning you. 713 00:56:11,624 --> 00:56:14,085 - He's mine. - We'll see. 714 00:56:26,430 --> 00:56:28,041 - Hey. - Hey. 715 00:56:28,141 --> 00:56:30,017 So you ladies want to play some beer pong? 716 00:56:30,143 --> 00:56:33,588 - Yes. - Hey, I'm Cash. 717 00:56:33,688 --> 00:56:35,857 - Heather. - Come on. 718 00:56:36,524 --> 00:56:39,051 Hey, are you serious? 719 00:56:39,151 --> 00:56:41,195 Yes. 720 00:56:48,953 --> 00:56:50,730 It's all because of me and my old man. 721 00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:55,526 He's just this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore. 722 00:56:55,626 --> 00:56:59,280 "You got to be number one. I won't tolerate any losers in this family. 723 00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:01,741 "Your intensity's for shit. Win, win, win." 724 00:57:01,841 --> 00:57:04,510 It's... you son of a bitch. 725 00:57:04,635 --> 00:57:06,037 Sometimes... 726 00:57:06,137 --> 00:57:09,473 sometimes I wish my knee would just give and he would forget all about me. 727 00:57:12,143 --> 00:57:16,130 I'm so sorry. I mean, I had no idea... 728 00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:18,649 You were such a great actor! 729 00:57:19,650 --> 00:57:22,153 God, that was The Breakfast Club monologue? 730 00:57:22,278 --> 00:57:24,263 - Yeah. - I love it. 731 00:57:24,363 --> 00:57:28,518 People don't usually believe I can act, just 'cause of the way I look. 732 00:57:28,618 --> 00:57:32,997 Yeah, sure, I'm no Vera Farmiga, but I believe I have talent. 733 00:57:33,497 --> 00:57:35,291 - Tremendo talent. - Really? 734 00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:36,667 - Yeah. - Thank you. 735 00:57:46,594 --> 00:57:49,138 - Hey, man. - Hey. 736 00:58:06,322 --> 00:58:08,324 Knock-knock. 737 00:58:09,075 --> 00:58:12,620 Look, it's Roger. Roger rabbit. 738 00:58:12,745 --> 00:58:16,023 - What up? - Come get in. Come hang. It's nice. 739 00:58:16,123 --> 00:58:18,250 No, it's okay. It does look like fun in here, though. 740 00:58:18,376 --> 00:58:21,737 - That's where the fun is. - Tubs are fun. 741 00:58:21,837 --> 00:58:23,881 You guys have not seen Megan anywhere, have you? 742 00:58:24,256 --> 00:58:27,660 - Who wants to know? - I do. 743 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,429 - He has a trustworthy face. - Trustworthy? 744 00:58:30,554 --> 00:58:33,708 A little bit, except for that smirk. 745 00:58:33,808 --> 00:58:36,602 She's downstairs. 746 00:58:37,061 --> 00:58:39,730 But... you did not hear that from me, 747 00:58:40,147 --> 00:58:45,569 because I... was never here. 748 00:58:47,321 --> 00:58:49,782 You guys have fun. Thank you. 749 00:59:23,899 --> 00:59:27,011 - No, really, it's so much fun. - Hey, Megan. 750 00:59:27,111 --> 00:59:31,240 Do you know where... do you know where Bernard is? 751 00:59:33,951 --> 00:59:37,413 This store is, like, huge. 752 00:59:37,538 --> 00:59:38,622 Who's Bernard? 753 00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:42,960 He's... just, if you know... when he calls me back, 754 00:59:43,085 --> 00:59:45,504 could you just tell him that I'm gonna be... 755 00:59:45,629 --> 00:59:49,008 I'm just gonna be under this table. 756 00:59:49,133 --> 00:59:52,244 Cab's here. Who's up for waffles? 757 00:59:52,344 --> 00:59:55,472 - Oh, my God, let's do it. - Hey, Megan, you in? 758 00:59:56,974 --> 01:00:00,811 - I should really get her to bed. - Yeah, I think she's already found one. 759 01:00:01,186 --> 01:00:02,813 Come on, let's grab a bite. 760 01:00:02,938 --> 01:00:07,776 Come on, Cash. Do you want to hang out or bang out? 761 01:00:09,445 --> 01:00:12,948 Liz, hey. Sit up for a sec. 762 01:00:13,073 --> 01:00:16,018 I'm gonna go out for waffles, but I'll bring you a short stack. 763 01:00:16,118 --> 01:00:19,204 I'll be right back. I'll bring you waffles. Okay. 764 01:00:20,247 --> 01:00:22,900 Has anyone around here told you about homecoming? 765 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,045 - No. - Come on. 766 01:00:28,255 --> 01:00:30,633 Yeah, okay. 767 01:00:33,302 --> 01:00:36,096 This is ridiculous. I haven't even had coffee this morning. 768 01:00:36,388 --> 01:00:39,058 I wake up, and what do I come down to? Dicks in my face. 769 01:00:39,642 --> 01:00:42,878 What in that head of yours thought it was okay to sleep at a stranger's house? 770 01:00:42,978 --> 01:00:45,272 - You told me to go have fun. - Fun, fun. 771 01:00:45,397 --> 01:00:49,443 But you stumbled in here at 6:00 a.m. With male genitalia drawn on your face. 772 01:00:49,943 --> 01:00:52,529 - I made sure she was safe. - Excuse me? 773 01:00:53,155 --> 01:00:54,682 She had a pillow. 774 01:00:54,782 --> 01:00:58,018 What she should have had was a ride home. 775 01:00:58,118 --> 01:01:00,479 You don't leave a friend on a couch because you want to go have breakfast 776 01:01:00,579 --> 01:01:02,398 with some silly little boy band. 777 01:01:02,498 --> 01:01:05,876 We look out for each other in this family. Got it? 778 01:01:06,877 --> 01:01:09,004 Yes, ma'am. 779 01:01:09,546 --> 01:01:12,383 Assholes. They used a sharpie. 780 01:01:12,508 --> 01:01:14,009 You're gonna go to church with that on your face. 781 01:01:14,134 --> 01:01:15,619 Why don't you walk right up to the pastor and say, 782 01:01:15,719 --> 01:01:17,496 - "Hey, I've got a penis on my face"? - I will. 783 01:01:17,596 --> 01:01:20,057 Oh, you will? Okay, great, let's go show it to grandma. 784 01:01:33,529 --> 01:01:36,240 Step right up, gumdrop. 785 01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:42,479 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. 786 01:01:42,579 --> 01:01:46,333 Hey, there's some gum three rows back. You think you could get on that? 787 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:51,255 Teenage sarcasm. Have you tried acne and eating disorders too? 788 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:54,842 Have you tried shaving? Martin Van Buren called and wants those sideburns back. 789 01:01:54,967 --> 01:02:01,665 Marty Van B. died in 1822, 14 years before the invention of the telephone. 790 01:02:01,765 --> 01:02:06,270 Now you see why I prefer homeschooling? Sit. 791 01:02:09,940 --> 01:02:12,760 - I'm pulling you out. - What? 792 01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:16,238 - No, we had a deal. - Deal's off. Look at your screen. 793 01:02:17,281 --> 01:02:20,909 Knox escaped, and she left a really nice death threat. 794 01:02:21,034 --> 01:02:22,453 How is that possible? 795 01:02:22,578 --> 01:02:24,455 She had help. I lost some good people. 796 01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:27,024 Don't want to lose you, so I'm trying to get you somewhere safe. 797 01:02:27,124 --> 01:02:29,485 - I'm safe here, thank you. - You just logged on to Facebook. 798 01:02:29,585 --> 01:02:31,653 - Under an alias. - I'm taking you back. 799 01:02:31,753 --> 01:02:35,157 I have an actual life here now, okay? I'm not going back to Prescott. 800 01:02:35,257 --> 01:02:36,800 And when Knox finds out where you are, 801 01:02:36,925 --> 01:02:40,262 she will use your actual life to destroy you. 802 01:02:40,554 --> 01:02:42,806 No attachments, remember, 83? 803 01:02:42,931 --> 01:02:44,892 I can't live like that again. 804 01:02:45,017 --> 01:02:48,103 Hey, we're out here. We're gonna be late. Come on. 805 01:02:48,228 --> 01:02:50,589 If you want to go it alone, 806 01:02:50,689 --> 01:02:55,068 you'll have to go 100% alone. 807 01:02:56,195 --> 01:02:57,863 I won't be back. 808 01:02:59,573 --> 01:03:04,328 It's just... Liz is finally acting like a human towards me, 809 01:03:04,453 --> 01:03:06,997 and I'm pretty sure Roger's my first real friend, 810 01:03:07,122 --> 01:03:11,610 and I just got asked out by the hottest guy to homecoming. 811 01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:16,089 I've never been to a homecoming, okay? This is... I'm not going. I'm staying. 812 01:03:16,924 --> 01:03:20,077 - Let me off. - Remember, 83... 813 01:03:20,177 --> 01:03:23,096 I'm not in the rescue business. 814 01:03:24,181 --> 01:03:26,516 Thank you. Finally. 815 01:03:28,143 --> 01:03:29,837 If Knox comes... 816 01:03:29,937 --> 01:03:34,341 she better bring fire, she better bring thunder, and she better bring hell. 817 01:03:34,441 --> 01:03:38,195 Just tell her to bring it before 10:30. I've got a curfew. 818 01:03:43,325 --> 01:03:46,603 I don't know why you're so mad, all right? I didn't pour Tequila down your throat. 819 01:03:46,703 --> 01:03:50,107 I got Pablo Dicasso'd on my face. Yeah? 820 01:03:50,207 --> 01:03:52,234 That's, like, the pinnacle of high school humiliation. 821 01:03:52,334 --> 01:03:56,046 - It washed off. Sort of. - What? 822 01:03:56,672 --> 01:04:01,468 Oh, my God. And the photos! Instagram, like, owns them now. 823 01:04:01,969 --> 01:04:05,038 Can we just focus on the positive for a minute? 824 01:04:05,138 --> 01:04:07,724 Cash asked me to homecoming! If I hadn't gone with him, 825 01:04:07,849 --> 01:04:10,127 he would have asked Heather. That would have been game over. 826 01:04:10,227 --> 01:04:14,673 Jesus, Ringwald! Do you never tire of this "I'm in a teen movie" fantasy? 827 01:04:14,773 --> 01:04:16,775 I don't even understand why you're so obsessed with this guy. 828 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:19,344 Okay, he's cute and he's in a band, yay. 829 01:04:19,444 --> 01:04:23,240 He also looks like the ass-baby of Criss Angel and Russell Brand. 830 01:04:27,035 --> 01:04:29,037 Hello? 831 01:04:29,913 --> 01:04:33,583 Are you listening to me? What are you staring at? 832 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:36,336 Get down! 833 01:04:36,712 --> 01:04:40,424 - Switch seats with me! - Oh, my God! What's happening? 834 01:04:42,634 --> 01:04:44,678 Somebody wants me dead. 835 01:04:50,058 --> 01:04:53,353 - We're in a car chase, Liz. - Okay, why? 836 01:04:56,565 --> 01:04:57,899 I'm not from Canada. 837 01:04:58,024 --> 01:05:00,844 I'm a fugitive from a quasi-governmental military facility 838 01:05:00,944 --> 01:05:03,572 that trains child assassins. 839 01:05:05,991 --> 01:05:09,227 I faked my own death, ran away, and pretended to be an exchange student. 840 01:05:09,327 --> 01:05:11,455 - I didn't know how to tell you. - I got to get out of here. 841 01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:13,648 No! Don't do that! Why would you do that? 842 01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:14,875 I don't know! 843 01:05:36,688 --> 01:05:40,525 I need you to get your breathing under control before you... 844 01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:51,103 You feel better now, don't you? 845 01:05:51,203 --> 01:05:53,163 Fence! 846 01:06:11,848 --> 01:06:14,392 What happened? 847 01:06:33,203 --> 01:06:34,646 - What are you doing? - They'll move. 848 01:06:34,746 --> 01:06:37,540 - Are you crazy? - They'll move. 849 01:06:42,754 --> 01:06:44,339 Stop! 850 01:07:01,898 --> 01:07:04,150 Stay here. 851 01:07:25,588 --> 01:07:27,632 Kesha. 852 01:07:31,886 --> 01:07:35,457 Get armed. You've been armed. 853 01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:38,627 Agent 83, I thought we were done with each other. 854 01:07:38,727 --> 01:07:40,603 She's a goddamn double agent, Hardman. 855 01:07:43,064 --> 01:07:46,067 - Why do you sound so upset? - Your protection tried to kill me. 856 01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:48,862 - And what protection would that be? - 84. 857 01:07:48,987 --> 01:07:51,598 - Agent 84? You've seen her? - Yes, I've seen her. 858 01:07:51,698 --> 01:07:54,701 You assigned her to shadow me. She tried to steal my boyfriend. 859 01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:01,082 Follow the lead wire back to the switching box. 860 01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:04,361 - The red one. - Please don't blow me up. 861 01:08:04,461 --> 01:08:08,573 I did not send 84. As a matter of fact, I thought she was dead, 862 01:08:08,673 --> 01:08:11,534 - killed in action during the Knox escape. - What? 863 01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:15,205 Oh, God. This is a hell of a state of affairs. 864 01:08:15,305 --> 01:08:17,290 Just send me my gear. I can take her out. 865 01:08:17,390 --> 01:08:20,669 Oh, no, no, no, 83. I warned you about this. 866 01:08:20,769 --> 01:08:23,605 You're on your own. 867 01:08:25,773 --> 01:08:28,693 - Got to go. - Hardman, no... 868 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:35,366 - Sorry. - And that's why we wear the suits. 869 01:08:56,679 --> 01:08:58,473 Roger? 870 01:08:58,598 --> 01:09:02,227 - I didn't know you were here. - Yeah, I heard about the accident. 871 01:09:02,602 --> 01:09:06,606 Thanks so much for coming. I really needed a friend right now. 872 01:09:09,192 --> 01:09:10,593 Right. 873 01:09:10,693 --> 01:09:13,221 Well, I'm sure Cash is on his way. 874 01:09:13,321 --> 01:09:15,448 Anyway, I'm really glad you're not hurt. 875 01:09:17,158 --> 01:09:19,327 I'll see you around. Okay? 876 01:09:40,515 --> 01:09:44,185 So... trained assassin? 877 01:09:44,852 --> 01:09:48,314 Thank God you didn't get pissed and bump me off. 878 01:09:51,234 --> 01:09:53,219 Why did you come? 879 01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:56,197 I saw the family photo. 880 01:09:56,322 --> 01:10:00,243 You guys looked really happy. I wanted to be a part of that. 881 01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:03,997 But I never wanted this, Liz. I'm really sorry. 882 01:10:04,122 --> 01:10:05,748 No. 883 01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:10,753 Everything's fine. 884 01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:12,672 I'm fine. 885 01:10:12,797 --> 01:10:16,367 I mean, really, I think it's mostly just bruising. 886 01:10:16,467 --> 01:10:19,245 God... Hardman was right. 887 01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:22,390 I was just too stupid to listen. 888 01:10:24,058 --> 01:10:25,643 I got to go. 889 01:10:27,103 --> 01:10:30,423 - Well, don't leave us. - It's the only way to keep you guys safe. 890 01:10:30,523 --> 01:10:33,359 Bullshit. Look... 891 01:10:33,484 --> 01:10:36,679 I'm sorry that this is not working out the way that you always imagined. 892 01:10:36,779 --> 01:10:39,933 But life is messy, 893 01:10:40,033 --> 01:10:41,768 and it doesn't give a free pass to anyone, 894 01:10:41,868 --> 01:10:43,786 no matter how many different languages you speak 895 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:47,957 or whether or not you can kill someone with a hula-hoop. 896 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:52,962 Abandoning people is not how you help them. 897 01:10:55,089 --> 01:10:58,409 Leaving is what hurts. Trust me. 898 01:10:58,509 --> 01:11:02,805 There are vicious, self-absorbed sociopaths out to get me right now, Liz. 899 01:11:03,973 --> 01:11:05,683 I mean... 900 01:11:05,808 --> 01:11:08,753 You survived high school, right? 901 01:11:08,853 --> 01:11:11,564 How bad could these guys be? 902 01:11:59,153 --> 01:12:02,056 Hey! Where are you going? 903 01:12:02,156 --> 01:12:06,035 I'm not going anywhere. Thanks for my picture, Parker. 904 01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:09,413 - Okay? - Now put back my goggles! 905 01:12:14,252 --> 01:12:16,629 - Shit. - Okay... 906 01:12:16,754 --> 01:12:19,157 I'll let you guys have a minute. 907 01:12:19,257 --> 01:12:21,300 Oh, Christ! 908 01:12:21,884 --> 01:12:25,054 - You want to check your... - Yeah, thanks. 909 01:12:33,688 --> 01:12:37,900 - Yeah, well, just... call me later. - Cool. 910 01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:42,180 - Fresh meat. - Yeah! 911 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,906 Yeah! 912 01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:48,703 Shut up. You cannot judge me. 913 01:12:48,828 --> 01:12:52,832 Not judging. Not judging. 914 01:12:54,083 --> 01:12:56,736 Follow the mission profile, and we all come home safely. 915 01:12:56,836 --> 01:12:59,672 We have the home field advantage, so we let Knox come to us. 916 01:12:59,797 --> 01:13:02,909 It is homecoming, though. Every girl should use protection. 917 01:13:03,009 --> 01:13:05,553 Okay, let's do this. 918 01:13:57,313 --> 01:14:01,776 Awesome, please take this away from me. I'm gonna throw up all over you. 919 01:14:02,276 --> 01:14:04,278 Please... 920 01:14:06,238 --> 01:14:08,849 What's it like to kill someone? 921 01:14:08,949 --> 01:14:11,227 - Excuse me? - I just mean, do you even... 922 01:14:11,327 --> 01:14:13,287 feel remorse when you're, like, shooting someone in the face? 923 01:14:13,412 --> 01:14:15,289 They used to tell us... 924 01:14:15,414 --> 01:14:18,793 that we had to detach, but... I never could. 925 01:14:18,918 --> 01:14:21,337 So, wait, then are you, like, haunted at night 926 01:14:21,462 --> 01:14:23,364 by the visions of the souls that you've taken? 927 01:14:23,464 --> 01:14:27,201 No, no, not... no. Not quite. 928 01:14:27,301 --> 01:14:29,512 See, I've... 929 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:32,540 - never actually done it before. - What? 930 01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,975 Wait, you told me you were, like, Miss Experienced. 931 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:38,003 - I never said that. - I distinctly remember you saying that. 932 01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:40,589 I know how it works, okay? I may have said that. 933 01:14:40,689 --> 01:14:44,135 I've seen videos, different ways that it's done. 934 01:14:44,235 --> 01:14:47,571 - I've just never done it myself. - Like, never? 935 01:14:47,696 --> 01:14:51,158 I came really close once and grazed this guy in London. Does that count? 936 01:14:51,450 --> 01:14:53,452 That counts. 937 01:14:54,870 --> 01:14:57,815 I think it has to go all the way in. 938 01:14:57,915 --> 01:14:59,500 Okay. 939 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:03,087 If we're gonna nitpick here, then technically no. 940 01:15:03,796 --> 01:15:06,423 I've done lots of other stuff, though. 941 01:15:06,549 --> 01:15:08,701 Okay. 942 01:15:08,801 --> 01:15:10,928 - I have. - I believe you. 943 01:15:11,053 --> 01:15:13,414 It's not as easy as you think, okay? 944 01:15:13,514 --> 01:15:16,417 It can take a few times for things to line up. 945 01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:19,103 I don't know why you're laughing. 946 01:15:20,980 --> 01:15:23,566 No, I would... I would do it. 947 01:15:23,691 --> 01:15:25,901 If I had to, I would do it. 948 01:15:26,026 --> 01:15:28,053 I just... 949 01:15:28,153 --> 01:15:31,407 I just think the first time should be special. 950 01:15:31,532 --> 01:15:33,142 Right? 951 01:15:33,242 --> 01:15:35,494 Yeah, well... 952 01:15:35,619 --> 01:15:38,455 We agree on one thing, then. 953 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:43,168 What are we talking about? 954 01:15:46,005 --> 01:15:47,006 - Would you... - Popcorn? 955 01:15:47,131 --> 01:15:48,324 Would you like some popcorn? 956 01:15:48,424 --> 01:15:50,676 I bet you'd like some popcorn. Wouldn't you like some popcorn? 957 01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:58,042 - Hi. - Ready? 958 01:15:58,142 --> 01:15:59,476 Yeah, am I good? 959 01:15:59,893 --> 01:16:01,378 - Better than good. - Okay. 960 01:16:01,478 --> 01:16:03,731 One sec, though. 961 01:16:05,899 --> 01:16:08,110 - Close. - Okay. 962 01:16:08,694 --> 01:16:12,323 There. Just a little bit of smoke around the eyes. 963 01:16:12,614 --> 01:16:14,825 Adds to your mystique. 964 01:16:14,950 --> 01:16:17,036 And me? 965 01:16:17,328 --> 01:16:19,747 You positive about the heels? 966 01:16:20,664 --> 01:16:22,691 - Yeah, I got this. - You got this. 967 01:16:22,791 --> 01:16:24,960 Oh, my God! They're here. 968 01:16:25,627 --> 01:16:27,504 Go get 'em. 969 01:16:27,629 --> 01:16:29,631 Not without you. Let's go. 970 01:16:29,757 --> 01:16:32,092 Three, two, one. 971 01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:34,428 Yes. 972 01:16:34,845 --> 01:16:36,680 So... 973 01:16:36,805 --> 01:16:38,849 Liz Larson? 974 01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:44,396 Yeah, you know... what can I say? I like who I am around her. 975 01:16:45,022 --> 01:16:46,607 Good for you, Gooch. 976 01:16:46,732 --> 01:16:50,652 It's Bernard now. It's Bernard. 977 01:17:06,418 --> 01:17:08,946 - Hello. - How's it going? 978 01:17:09,046 --> 01:17:11,365 - Look at you, all dressed. - Yeah. 979 01:17:11,465 --> 01:17:12,783 - This is nice. - Thank you. 980 01:17:12,883 --> 01:17:15,594 - I like this. - There you go, girls. 981 01:17:15,719 --> 01:17:18,180 - Okay, great. - Thank you. 982 01:17:19,098 --> 01:17:21,517 - You girls look beautiful. - Thank you. 983 01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:24,169 Wait, wait, wait. Let's take a picture. 984 01:17:24,269 --> 01:17:25,813 Okay. 985 01:17:25,938 --> 01:17:28,357 One, two... cheese. 986 01:17:29,233 --> 01:17:30,801 What are you doing? 987 01:17:30,901 --> 01:17:33,512 - Make memories... not babies. - Thank you. 988 01:17:33,612 --> 01:17:38,434 Remember, boys... whatever you do to them, I'm gonna do to you. 989 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:39,576 Not kidding. 990 01:17:39,868 --> 01:17:43,313 - Oh, my God, my first homecoming. - You ready? 991 01:17:43,413 --> 01:17:45,999 - Just be ready for anything. - Gotcha. 992 01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:54,591 Where's Cash? Seen Cash? 993 01:17:55,467 --> 01:17:57,411 Not tightly there. 994 01:17:57,511 --> 01:18:00,264 Good tie. Little mystery, Amber. 995 01:18:11,650 --> 01:18:13,844 I love this song. Do you want to go dance? 996 01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:16,154 - Yes. - Yes! 997 01:18:19,324 --> 01:18:24,413 - Should we go join them? - Emotacon's on next. Maybe after. 998 01:18:24,538 --> 01:18:26,957 Sure, okay. 999 01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:40,120 - How's the... how's the cheese? - Not bad. 1000 01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:42,956 It's actually pretty "Gouda." 1001 01:18:43,056 --> 01:18:46,977 - You mean good? - No, Gouda. It's... it's a joke. 1002 01:18:47,102 --> 01:18:49,813 It's cheese, Gouda, it's good. 1003 01:18:49,938 --> 01:18:53,550 Right, right. I get it, yeah. Pig Latin. 1004 01:18:53,650 --> 01:18:55,277 No. 1005 01:19:18,091 --> 01:19:21,370 Cash, I've... I've dreamt about a night like this 1006 01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:24,473 for a really long time, and I have had so much fun. 1007 01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:27,851 You're the front man of an amazing band. You're the king of this high school. 1008 01:19:27,976 --> 01:19:29,478 Wait a minute. 1009 01:19:29,770 --> 01:19:32,314 Are you dumping me? 1010 01:19:33,190 --> 01:19:36,218 - I don't know. - You know what, babe? 1011 01:19:36,318 --> 01:19:39,096 Whatever it is, let's talk about it later. 1012 01:19:39,196 --> 01:19:41,974 - Later? - Yeah. I got a big show tonight. 1013 01:19:42,074 --> 01:19:44,951 You know, I got to keep my voice rested. 1014 01:19:45,077 --> 01:19:48,705 Right, okay. Of course. 1015 01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:51,792 Excuse me. 1016 01:19:57,005 --> 01:19:58,965 Women... 1017 01:19:59,091 --> 01:20:00,801 who needs 'em? 1018 01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:05,889 - I'm an idiot, and I owe you a huge apology. - Megan, just stop. 1019 01:20:06,014 --> 01:20:07,958 You're pissed. I get it. Can we just... 1020 01:20:08,058 --> 01:20:11,311 I'm not pissed, all right? If you want to go date the rock star, that's fine. 1021 01:20:11,436 --> 01:20:13,505 You want to go hang with the cool crowd, whatever. 1022 01:20:13,605 --> 01:20:15,590 - But I just want you to know that... - I don't. 1023 01:20:15,690 --> 01:20:19,886 Hold on. I was practicing this in my head, and I want to get it all out. 1024 01:20:19,986 --> 01:20:23,140 - I'm just curious. You don't what? - I don't want to date the rock star. 1025 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:28,245 All right? It turns out, they don't get puns, like, at all. 1026 01:20:29,454 --> 01:20:32,582 I thought about what was next for me. 1027 01:20:34,251 --> 01:20:36,294 It's you. 1028 01:20:38,421 --> 01:20:40,340 It's me? 1029 01:20:40,465 --> 01:20:43,718 You really thought I'd let all this inner buffness get away from me? 1030 01:20:44,928 --> 01:20:48,707 Look, maybe I'm too late, but according to my exhaustive research, 1031 01:20:48,807 --> 01:20:51,334 it is very important that I dance with a guy 1032 01:20:51,434 --> 01:20:54,020 that I really, really like at homecoming. 1033 01:20:55,313 --> 01:20:57,816 Can I have this dance? 1034 01:20:58,316 --> 01:21:01,344 Hell no, you can't. Quit getting handsy with my date. 1035 01:21:01,444 --> 01:21:04,281 - What? - Did she try to touch you? 1036 01:21:09,703 --> 01:21:12,122 How do you even know her? 1037 01:21:14,958 --> 01:21:16,668 - One second. - Yeah, sure. 1038 01:21:16,793 --> 01:21:19,529 - Your date? - Yeah, so paws off. 1039 01:21:19,629 --> 01:21:21,865 Hey, just one second. 1040 01:21:21,965 --> 01:21:23,825 What are you doing? Don't taunt her. 1041 01:21:23,925 --> 01:21:27,262 - We've got a new mission. - Really? What is it? 1042 01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:32,209 For that douche-baguettte to take her hands off my man! 1043 01:21:32,309 --> 01:21:34,811 Okay! Megan. 1044 01:21:46,948 --> 01:21:48,783 Okay. 1045 01:21:50,911 --> 01:21:52,203 Guys. 1046 01:21:56,958 --> 01:21:59,486 Are they fighting over Roger? 1047 01:21:59,586 --> 01:22:02,964 When I heard you died in the field, it was the worst day of my life. 1048 01:22:07,927 --> 01:22:10,513 Because I wanted to kill you myself. 1049 01:22:15,393 --> 01:22:17,062 What is happening? 1050 01:22:17,562 --> 01:22:20,340 - Oh, God, is there gluten in this? - Gluten? It's all liquid. 1051 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:23,635 So? Soy sauce is liquid, and it has gluten in it. Hello? 1052 01:22:23,735 --> 01:22:25,737 Do you think there's soy sauce in the fruit punch? 1053 01:22:25,862 --> 01:22:29,115 God, how much hormone-injected beef did your parents feed you as a baby? 1054 01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,577 - Shut up, Cindy. - You shut up, Donna. 1055 01:22:33,286 --> 01:22:35,747 Totem pole. 1056 01:22:47,467 --> 01:22:49,828 Before I kick your ass, let me just say well done. 1057 01:22:49,928 --> 01:22:53,206 - For once, you don't look like a tranny mess. - Thanks. I really like your dress. 1058 01:22:53,306 --> 01:22:55,809 Perfect length to show off those cottage-cheese thighs. 1059 01:22:55,934 --> 01:23:00,146 - You wish you had this bod. P90x, bitch. - P90 extra large, bitch. 1060 01:23:28,675 --> 01:23:32,303 I know you're in here. 1061 01:23:33,596 --> 01:23:35,056 Megan. 1062 01:23:46,651 --> 01:23:49,471 We always knew it would end up like this... 1063 01:23:49,571 --> 01:23:52,182 me with a knife, 1064 01:23:52,282 --> 01:23:55,243 you with it in you. 1065 01:23:59,956 --> 01:24:03,585 Hardman expected so much out of us. 1066 01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:06,754 But Knox opened my eyes to a better deal. 1067 01:24:07,755 --> 01:24:12,260 She takes care of your precious new family, 1068 01:24:12,635 --> 01:24:14,888 and I kill you. 1069 01:24:26,065 --> 01:24:29,552 Plus, I got to make out with Cash... 1070 01:24:29,652 --> 01:24:32,155 and Roger. 1071 01:24:33,364 --> 01:24:35,366 What? 1072 01:24:38,578 --> 01:24:40,872 Hot lunch, bitch! 1073 01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:43,708 Hey! 1074 01:24:47,462 --> 01:24:48,963 - You good? - Yeah, you? 1075 01:24:49,088 --> 01:24:50,715 I'm really good. 1076 01:24:51,591 --> 01:24:55,036 Stabbing people is fun. Are there gonna be more people for me to stab? 1077 01:24:55,136 --> 01:24:56,746 No, put the corn dog down. We got to get home. 1078 01:24:56,846 --> 01:24:58,848 Okay. 1079 01:25:02,060 --> 01:25:04,604 Yeah, we're all clear out here. 1080 01:25:04,938 --> 01:25:07,899 Where the hell is that girl? God damn it. 1081 01:25:15,239 --> 01:25:16,349 Hey! 1082 01:25:16,449 --> 01:25:19,452 You guys really need to do something about that perimeter security. 1083 01:25:19,619 --> 01:25:22,330 - Megan? - Welcome home, 83. 1084 01:25:22,455 --> 01:25:24,440 Looks like someone didn't get lucky tonight. 1085 01:25:24,540 --> 01:25:27,085 Why'd you come back, Knox? 1086 01:25:28,586 --> 01:25:34,200 Whole list of reasons, but why don't we just settle on... revenge? 1087 01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:36,386 You know, you can call me Victoria. 1088 01:25:36,511 --> 01:25:40,390 Hell, why don't we get real familiar? 1089 01:25:40,515 --> 01:25:43,626 Why don't you call me Number One? 1090 01:25:43,726 --> 01:25:47,755 After all, that is what Hardman used to call me. 1091 01:25:47,855 --> 01:25:51,134 - You're a Prescott? - The original Prescott, sweetheart. 1092 01:25:51,234 --> 01:25:52,694 We have a lot in common. 1093 01:25:52,819 --> 01:25:57,348 Although, I listened to Hardman when he warned me about... 1094 01:25:57,448 --> 01:25:59,392 attachments. 1095 01:25:59,492 --> 01:26:00,993 Liz! 1096 01:26:01,119 --> 01:26:02,854 I found this little rat scurrying outside. 1097 01:26:02,954 --> 01:26:05,273 Don't want to hurt your attachments, do we? 1098 01:26:05,373 --> 01:26:06,399 Drop it. 1099 01:26:06,499 --> 01:26:09,210 - Now. - Now. 1100 01:26:12,213 --> 01:26:14,949 Let them go, all right? They're not involved. 1101 01:26:15,049 --> 01:26:17,076 Of course they are. 1102 01:26:17,176 --> 01:26:19,912 This doesn't have to end this way. 1103 01:26:20,012 --> 01:26:22,749 You and I actually do have a lot in common. 1104 01:26:22,849 --> 01:26:27,019 - Except I'm not a psycho bitch. - Give it some time. 1105 01:26:28,438 --> 01:26:30,523 What do you say, 83? 1106 01:26:32,733 --> 01:26:35,069 First Prescott? 1107 01:26:35,194 --> 01:26:37,655 Never would have guessed. 1108 01:26:37,780 --> 01:26:39,615 Excuse me? 1109 01:26:39,740 --> 01:26:42,769 Prescott probably just had lower standards then, yeah? 1110 01:26:42,869 --> 01:26:45,480 Taking whatever losers they could get. 1111 01:26:45,580 --> 01:26:49,792 Well, this girl's got a mouth on her. 1112 01:26:49,917 --> 01:26:54,130 If you wanted a fight, you could have just said so, little bitch. 1113 01:26:57,592 --> 01:27:00,845 Get your ass up. On your feet. Did I stutter? 1114 01:27:33,085 --> 01:27:35,504 Round three? 1115 01:27:40,259 --> 01:27:42,136 You sad little thing. 1116 01:27:43,346 --> 01:27:45,873 You think he's coming for you. 1117 01:27:45,973 --> 01:27:48,918 Hardman doesn't give a shit about you. 1118 01:27:49,018 --> 01:27:51,020 You're all alone. 1119 01:27:51,771 --> 01:27:53,506 I'm definitely not alone. 1120 01:27:53,606 --> 01:27:57,276 - Hey, she's got a ninja. - Parker, no! 1121 01:27:57,401 --> 01:27:59,153 Get down! 1122 01:28:13,459 --> 01:28:16,462 What the fu... 1123 01:28:22,969 --> 01:28:25,304 You came. 1124 01:28:34,939 --> 01:28:38,134 Looks like Agent One is done. Cuff her. 1125 01:28:38,234 --> 01:28:41,362 Megan. Come here. 1126 01:28:41,487 --> 01:28:43,572 Oh, my God. 1127 01:28:44,699 --> 01:28:47,351 Parker, that was so dumb, but really cool. 1128 01:28:47,451 --> 01:28:50,496 - You came back for me. - Actually, we came for Knox. 1129 01:28:50,621 --> 01:28:52,815 Plus, the sweet 16s needed some real combat experi... 1130 01:28:52,915 --> 01:28:55,668 You came back for me. 1131 01:28:56,669 --> 01:29:02,158 Okay, okay. So we do have our attachments, Agent Eighty... 1132 01:29:02,258 --> 01:29:04,201 Megan. 1133 01:29:04,301 --> 01:29:06,887 There are worse things. 1134 01:29:07,513 --> 01:29:10,182 Don't you have a dance to get to? 1135 01:29:12,601 --> 01:29:15,838 - You mean I'm free? - Not really. 1136 01:29:15,938 --> 01:29:20,718 An off-the-books agent in deep cover is not an asset I'm willing to let go right now. 1137 01:29:20,818 --> 01:29:23,195 I'll be in touch. 1138 01:29:25,906 --> 01:29:28,059 Are you ready to do this? 1139 01:29:28,159 --> 01:29:30,578 Like I'd let you go in without backup. 1140 01:29:30,703 --> 01:29:32,121 Let's go. 1141 01:29:32,246 --> 01:29:35,441 - Have your asses back here by midnight! - We'll try. 1142 01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:38,127 You want to know a fun fact about ninjas? 1143 01:29:38,419 --> 01:29:41,322 - Not really. - Well, I am one. 1144 01:29:41,422 --> 01:29:42,631 Is that right? 1145 01:29:42,756 --> 01:29:46,760 Go to www.prescottschoolforboys and fill out an application. 1146 01:29:47,761 --> 01:29:50,373 Say yes. Please, can I go? 1147 01:29:50,473 --> 01:29:52,166 - We'll talk. - Okay, whatever. 1148 01:29:52,266 --> 01:29:54,810 - Cute kid. - Thank you. 1149 01:29:56,937 --> 01:29:59,423 Hi, I'm Penny. This is my house. 1150 01:29:59,523 --> 01:30:01,801 And I've got something you want, Penny. 1151 01:30:01,901 --> 01:30:04,570 But first, I debrief you. 1152 01:30:05,196 --> 01:30:09,116 - Come with me. - I haven't been debriefed in years. 1153 01:30:09,658 --> 01:30:12,703 Why don't you 1154 01:30:12,828 --> 01:30:15,414 Put up a fight 1155 01:30:15,915 --> 01:30:20,486 Feel like a stranger passing by 1156 01:30:20,586 --> 01:30:25,216 Staring at my shoes as I watch you walk away 1157 01:30:25,925 --> 01:30:30,930 Oh, I'm boiling up inside I don't know what to say 1158 01:30:31,805 --> 01:30:37,628 I keep telling myself I'm gonna be okay 1159 01:30:37,728 --> 01:30:42,816 Staring at my shoes as I watch you walk away 1160 01:30:42,942 --> 01:30:47,863 Oh, I'm boiling up inside I don't know what to say 1161 01:30:52,743 --> 01:30:56,664 Obviously you're not telling me something about tonight. 1162 01:30:57,331 --> 01:31:00,668 Did you... lose your virginity? 1163 01:31:02,336 --> 01:31:04,004 Did you? 1164 01:31:04,129 --> 01:31:06,907 Okay, you dirty dog. 1165 01:31:07,007 --> 01:31:09,785 All right, all right. 1166 01:31:09,885 --> 01:31:14,540 Well, it's only appropriate that I tell you the story about when I lost my virginity. 1167 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:17,918 She was our babysitter. She was a lot older than me. 1168 01:31:18,018 --> 01:31:20,813 Very gentle, gentle lover. She was about 65. 1169 01:31:20,938 --> 01:31:22,982 Dad, stop the car. 1170 01:31:26,735 --> 01:31:28,637 - Hold on. Hold on. - Hey, where are you going? 1171 01:31:28,737 --> 01:31:30,531 - Megan? - Roger! 1172 01:31:30,656 --> 01:31:33,659 I know you're confused, and I've got a lot to explain. 1173 01:31:33,784 --> 01:31:37,438 But for the first time in my life, I know exactly who I am and what I want, 1174 01:31:37,538 --> 01:31:40,082 and I'm not afraid to say it. 1175 01:31:40,624 --> 01:31:43,527 Roger, I think you are... 1176 01:31:43,627 --> 01:31:45,921 amazing. 1177 01:31:46,964 --> 01:31:49,299 That's pretty corny. 1178 01:32:00,853 --> 01:32:02,229 Roger! 1179 01:32:02,521 --> 01:32:04,857 Where do you think you're going? Get back in the car. 1180 01:32:05,149 --> 01:32:07,468 I'm a good kid, Dad. 1181 01:32:07,568 --> 01:32:08,902 You got to let me go. 1182 01:32:09,403 --> 01:32:11,780 Does she even have a helicopter license? 1183 01:32:12,322 --> 01:32:14,992 Don't wait up. 1184 01:32:15,367 --> 01:32:17,453 Roger! 1185 01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:34,953 - Hi. - Hey. 1186 01:32:35,053 --> 01:32:37,790 Adolescence is a confusing time. 1187 01:32:37,890 --> 01:32:40,601 It's a wonder any of us make it out alive. 1188 01:32:44,396 --> 01:32:48,734 Seatbelts, Roger! Seatbelts and condoms! 1189 01:32:48,859 --> 01:32:51,653 If that comes up. If it doesn't come up, don't bring it up. 1190 01:32:52,446 --> 01:32:56,783 In the end, Hardman was right. Attachments are dangerous. 1191 01:32:57,367 --> 01:32:59,369 They mean you care about something. 1192 01:32:59,536 --> 01:33:04,625 But the people we care about are what make life worth living. 1193 01:33:07,419 --> 01:33:09,154 And hey... 1194 01:33:09,254 --> 01:33:11,924 what's wrong with living dangerously? 1195 01:33:15,302 --> 01:33:18,013 Never got love from a government man 1196 01:33:18,138 --> 01:33:20,624 Heading downstream till the levee gives in 1197 01:33:20,724 --> 01:33:24,128 What can I do to get the money? We ain't got the money 1198 01:33:24,228 --> 01:33:27,272 We ain't gettin' out 1199 01:33:37,157 --> 01:33:39,743 Heading downstream till the levee gives in 1200 01:33:39,868 --> 01:33:44,081 And my dreams are wearin' thin All I need's relief... 1201 01:33:48,085 --> 01:33:51,129 Find out where she's applying to college. 1202 01:33:57,010 --> 01:33:58,954 Safety schools too. 1203 01:33:59,054 --> 01:34:00,247 Look at me 1204 01:34:00,347 --> 01:34:04,376 I just can't believe what they've done to me 1205 01:34:04,476 --> 01:34:06,378 We could never get free 1206 01:34:06,478 --> 01:34:09,840 I just wanna be 1207 01:34:09,940 --> 01:34:11,233 Look at me 1208 01:34:11,358 --> 01:34:15,304 I just can't believe what they've done to me 1209 01:34:15,404 --> 01:34:17,347 We could never get free 1210 01:34:17,447 --> 01:34:19,391 I just wanna be 1211 01:34:19,491 --> 01:34:22,703 I just wanna dream 1212 01:34:53,692 --> 01:34:57,262 All of my life been wading in water so deep 1213 01:34:57,362 --> 01:35:00,699 Now we got to swim Wonder will it ever end 1214 01:35:00,824 --> 01:35:04,911 How long, how long till we have a friend 1215 01:35:15,338 --> 01:35:18,075 Comin' down, feelin' like a battery hen 1216 01:35:18,175 --> 01:35:20,661 Waves won't break till the tide comes in 1217 01:35:20,761 --> 01:35:22,846 What will I do in the sunrise 1218 01:35:22,971 --> 01:35:27,142 What will I do without my dreams 1219 01:35:37,152 --> 01:35:38,570 Look at me 1220 01:35:38,695 --> 01:35:42,616 I just can't believe what they've done to me 1221 01:35:42,741 --> 01:35:44,576 We could never get free 1222 01:35:44,701 --> 01:35:48,079 I just wanna be 1223 01:35:48,205 --> 01:35:49,498 Look at me 1224 01:35:49,623 --> 01:35:53,485 I just can't believe what they've done to me 1225 01:35:53,585 --> 01:35:55,420 We could never get free 1226 01:35:55,545 --> 01:35:57,572 I just wanna be 1227 01:35:57,672 --> 01:36:01,343 I just wanna dream 1228 01:36:08,892 --> 01:36:12,587 We're all together in the same boat 1229 01:36:12,687 --> 01:36:16,258 I know you, you know me 1230 01:36:16,358 --> 01:36:19,678 Baby, you know me 1231 01:36:19,778 --> 01:36:23,515 We're all together in the same boat 1232 01:36:23,615 --> 01:36:27,160 I know you, you know me 1233 01:36:27,285 --> 01:36:30,605 Baby, you know me 1234 01:36:30,705 --> 01:36:34,526 We're all together in the same boat 1235 01:36:34,626 --> 01:36:38,088 I know you, you know me 1236 01:36:38,213 --> 01:36:41,241 Baby, you know me 1237 01:36:41,341 --> 01:36:43,885 I just wanna dream 1238 01:36:44,010 --> 01:36:46,580 I just wanna dream 1239 01:36:46,680 --> 01:36:49,015 I just wanna dream 1240 01:36:49,140 --> 01:36:53,270 Baby, you know me 97645

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