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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:06,505 [silence] 2 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,522 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:26,525 [door opens] 4 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,212 [engine revving] 5 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:59,658 [sobbing] 6 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,539 [baby crying] 7 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,490 [crying continues] 8 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,930 [footsteps approaching] 9 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,737 [crying continues] 10 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,157 - Well, what do you think? 11 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,661 - Jesus Christ. 12 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:13,098 I fuckin' told you these movies would be shit 13 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:16,835 and they are pure shit, literally, they stink. 14 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:22,474 I can tell you why you insisted to show me this trash 15 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,643 you vain dumb-ass. 16 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,678 Shave off your stupid brush 17 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,115 and you'll look precisely like this retarded pervert. 18 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,583 Ouch! 19 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,986 Are we fuckin' done? 20 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:38,490 - I kinda like these movies. Everyone's talking about them. 21 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,792 Bill doesn't like when things are more insane than he is. 22 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,828 [laughing] 23 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,400 - Watch it, tits! 24 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,070 [gasps] 25 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:59,278 Having the privilege to fuck, suck me dry 26 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,113 still doesn't give a woman.. 27 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:02,281 [sniffs] 28 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,449 ...the right to an opinion. 29 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,285 - Sir, I'm sorry, it was just a joke -- 30 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:10,656 - Shh, shut your pussy mouth 31 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:14,426 and go answer my fuckin' mail. 32 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,428 [sniffs] 33 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:24,469 Why do you look so damn pleased? 34 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,471 - Well, sir, I think I've found 35 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,773 the solution to all our problems. 36 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,775 [telephone ringing] 37 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:37,416 - What? - Mr. Boss, we've got a code 6 in block 4. 38 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,822 - Not again. Dammit! 39 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,827 [dramatic music] 40 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:53,165 - Sir, our prison relatively has 41 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,467 the highest personnel turnover, 42 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:58,437 violence rates, legal and medical costs 43 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,807 than any other institution in the US correctional system. 44 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,442 Things will have to change fast 45 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,777 or Governor Hughes will replace us. 46 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,880 - Uh-huh? Over my dead body. 47 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,882 [indistinct chatter] 48 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,519 Get a load of Billy Boss. 49 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,422 - What, you think you're a fucking lone ranger? 50 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,291 [laughs] 51 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,260 - I'm no ke-mo fucking sah-bee, bitch! 52 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,098 - Please, sir? 53 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,066 I think I have the solution. 54 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,270 - Doors, for the boss. 55 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,005 [buzzing] 56 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,007 [indistinct chatter] 57 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,079 - Scheiss, Nazi. 58 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,719 [dramatic music] 59 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,423 - I'm gonna rape you.. 60 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:55,327 ...to fucking death.. 61 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,296 ...and it scares you. 62 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,998 I can see it.. 63 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 ...you motherfucker. 64 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,936 - What's his number? 65 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,005 - Prisoner 297, sir. 66 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,780 - Make a note. 67 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:21,486 I'll treat this walking skin cancer later on. 68 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,754 [chuckles] 69 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:29,995 [buzzing] 70 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,931 [screaming] 71 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,872 - Stop moving! 72 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,341 Medic's coming. 73 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,376 - Which cocksucker did this? 74 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,678 - Hold his arm down, goddammit. 75 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,680 - 178, sir. 76 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,985 - By the way, doc, I need my physical check up. 77 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,121 See you in an hour, at your office. 78 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,155 - Sir? 79 00:05:57,157 --> 00:06:00,792 [screaming] - Did you hear me? 80 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,527 - Yes, sir! 81 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,230 [indistinct chatter] 82 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,168 - Fuck you! 83 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:14,606 - Look. 84 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,441 [groaning] 85 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,545 - Death, rape will be your destiny! 86 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,616 - What's the ape nigger's masturbation arm? 87 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,754 - Uh, he's right handed, sir. 88 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:29,921 - God! 89 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,590 [grunting] 90 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,558 [screaming] 91 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,096 - Turn him around, belly down. 92 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,631 [grunting] 93 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,200 [screaming] 94 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,202 [dramatic music] 95 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,608 [grunting] 96 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,177 [screaming] 97 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:56,348 [screaming] 98 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,917 You want more? 99 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,886 - Please, sir, no more. 100 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,256 Think of the medical expenses. 101 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,358 - You.. 102 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,095 - When your little monkey bones are healed.. 103 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:14,666 ...I'll come by for a follow up. 104 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:18,437 [screaming] 105 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,439 [buzzing] 106 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:26,511 [groaning] 107 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,315 - Oh, you.. 108 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,651 [screaming] 109 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,087 [indistinct chatter] 110 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:39,825 - I'm gonna kill you, you wait! 111 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,262 - You wanna rape me to death? 112 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,597 - Death trap, death trap, death trap! 113 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:50,569 Come on, motherfuckers! 114 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,171 [gunfire] 115 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,843 On your knees! 116 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:58,977 [gunfire] 117 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,546 I want respect! 118 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,114 [gunfire] 119 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,952 I deserve respect! 120 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,153 [gunfire] 121 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,521 Respect! 122 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,989 [gunfire] 123 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,825 Respect! 124 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,962 Respect! 125 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,263 [gasps] 126 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:50,395 [sighs] 127 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,899 [sobbing] 128 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,437 - Oh, God. 129 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,556 [indistinct radio chatter] 130 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,861 [sighs] 131 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,330 [sighs] 132 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,769 [beeps] 133 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,737 - Ow! 134 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:37,842 [banging] 135 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:41,846 160 to 120. 136 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,250 Heh! 137 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,819 Sweet bleeding Jesus. 138 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,754 - Listen, Bill, my plan -- 139 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,923 - Shut the fuck up. 140 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,758 I need to relax for a few minutes! 141 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,328 - How can you relax with such problems at hand? 142 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,929 I -- I believe -- 143 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,532 - I believe.. 144 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:04,336 ...in bringing back medieval torture methods. 145 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:11,610 Reverse hanging, Spanish boots, 146 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,613 and the good old rack! 147 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,448 - Statistics show that the system 148 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,250 as it is now just doesn't function. 149 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:23,088 - Poisonous Spiders.. 150 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:27,425 ...for prisoners with arachnophobia. 151 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,628 Massive force feeding 152 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,464 with raw slaughterhouse waste of pork 153 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,933 for Muslims and Jews. 154 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,035 Beat them crippled 155 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,671 with their Torahs, Korans or Bibles. 156 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:43,508 - More than $50 Billion a year are spent on corrections. 157 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,211 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide 158 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,446 return to prison within three years of their release. 159 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,082 - Eyes for eyes. 160 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,484 [laughing] 161 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,919 Ugh! 162 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:58,556 Teeth for teeth, times 100! 163 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,094 A prison should be a real deterrent 164 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,131 not a goddamn nursing home. 165 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,532 - I agree! 166 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,702 But medieval torture ain't gonna be the answer. 167 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,638 Something else will. 168 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,674 [knock on door] That's why -- 169 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,678 - Mr. Boss.. 170 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,613 ...I have a special delivery for you. 171 00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:24,315 - Don't bother me, tits. Goddammit! 172 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,317 I have to think! 173 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,721 - Sorry, sir. 174 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,927 - No, wait. 175 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,762 Give it to me. 176 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:42,534 Your rolling ass cheeks tell me what it must be. 177 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:47,439 By the way I need my ball sack emptied before lunch. 178 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,659 Holy shit. 179 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:08,660 - What is that? 180 00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:11,830 - Tribe leaders in Africa 181 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:16,367 chew them for unbelievable strength. 182 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,003 - Yeah, but what exactly is it? 183 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,445 - Dried clitorises. - What? 184 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,547 - Clit-o-ris-es! 185 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,782 [telephone ringing] 186 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,016 What? 187 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,486 - We are comin'. - What? 188 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,621 - We are comin' to your office, bitch. 189 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,689 - Who's this? 190 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,858 - Oh, you don't know who I am? 191 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,292 [laughing] 192 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,796 It's your death squad coming to rape you to pieces, 193 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,765 you fucking white trash! 194 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,034 - Give me a guard on the line this instant! 195 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,102 - Somethin' wrong? 196 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:56,007 - Ugh. 197 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,842 They are coming. 198 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:58,977 - Who's comin'? 199 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,212 - It's a code 8. 200 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,781 [knock on door] 201 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:03,848 [groaning] 202 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,917 - What's going on? 203 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,986 - Fuck off! - Hey! 204 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,256 [heavy breathing] 205 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:18,630 - This time...it is real, jerk! 206 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,166 Really real! 207 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,369 - Oh, no. Not again. 208 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,006 [dramatic music] 209 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,042 [dial tone] 210 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,280 - Yes, sir? 211 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,915 - What's goin' on? 212 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,249 - Sorry, Mr. Butler, 213 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,085 346 must have used his once a month family phone call 214 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,687 to call Mr. Boss. 215 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,689 Won't happen again. 216 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,024 [sighs] 217 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,661 - False alarm! 218 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,663 [heavy breathing] 219 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,701 [knock on door] 220 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,339 [knock on door] 221 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,914 - Why didn't you let me in? What's going on? 222 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:18,256 - This goddamn heat is drivin' me insane. 223 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,860 - Sir, Doctor Jones called about your physical -- 224 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,162 - Whoever did this is.. 225 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:38,576 ...fucked! 226 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,346 [buzzing] 227 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,749 - Well, your heart is racing. 228 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,651 Have you been under a lot of stress? 229 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,120 - Stress is for pussies. 230 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,154 [inhales] 231 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,657 - I also hear a heart murmur. 232 00:14:55,929 --> 00:15:01,566 - Listen, I'm not fuckin' paying you to give me bad news. 233 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,773 - I would like to draw some blood and do an EKG as well. 234 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:16,781 - I demand some fuckin' good news.. 235 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,586 ...or your ass will be fired. 236 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,222 [inhales] 237 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,597 There's nothin' wrong with me, right? 238 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,565 - You're in perfect health, sir. 239 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,437 - Great. 240 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,439 I knew it. 241 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,010 Back to work! 242 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,484 - Fuck! Fuck! 243 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,086 [grunting] 244 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,259 Billy Boss, good that you joined the party! 245 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:08,499 - Are there any regrets, you little phone-action Tonto? 246 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,204 [grunting] 247 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,673 - I would scalp you if you had any fuckin' hair. 248 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,010 Fuck.. 249 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,948 Fucker.. [foreign language] 250 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:28,019 [speaking in foreign language] 251 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,595 - What is this? 252 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,597 - Water, sir. 253 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,502 [groaning] 254 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,673 [grunting] 255 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:57,248 - I said boiling water.. 256 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,320 ...fuck face! 257 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,456 - Yeah, get some teabags with that too, Earl Grey. 258 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,592 [laughing] 259 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,763 - Please, sir, just think of the outrageous medical costs. 260 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,765 It's our jobs on the line here. 261 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,435 [grunts] 262 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:22,607 - Sir, Governor Hughes will be arriving in 20 minutes. 263 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,475 - What? 264 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,310 Today? 265 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:29,380 - I thought that lobby whore would come in on Thursday? 266 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,583 - Uh, sorry, it's -- it's in the agenda for today. 267 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,918 - Shit! 268 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,755 Try to make him touch your ass 269 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:43,227 so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment! 270 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,432 - I will, sir. 271 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,535 Will you be attending the execution tonight? 272 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,704 - You fuckin' know.. 273 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,274 ...I never go to these 274 00:17:56,276 --> 00:18:01,112 wellness executions by injections. 275 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:06,684 Sister Dwight will attend the feel-good penalty. 276 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,356 - Get me out of here! 277 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,492 - Shut up! 278 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,561 You, timber nigger! 279 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,164 [indistinct radio chatter] 280 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,469 - Uh-huh. Uh! 281 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,670 [grunting] 282 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:31,442 - Guantanamo Style XXL. 283 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,279 - Fuck you, you Nazi! 284 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,417 - Boiling water boarding.. 285 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,121 ...by Bill Boss! 286 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,156 [groaning] 287 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,097 - Eyes for eyes! 288 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,099 [screaming] 289 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,505 [screaming] 290 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:08,012 Teeth for teeth. 291 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,516 [screaming] 292 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,054 Yeah! 293 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,590 [screaming] 294 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:26,330 - Times 100! 295 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,336 [dramatic music] 296 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:51,222 - You lost your soul, William Boss. 297 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,496 [engine revving] 298 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,937 [indistinct radio chatter] 299 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,939 [buzzing] 300 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,547 - Oh, excuse me, sir. 301 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,850 Um, I'm -- 302 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,853 [instrumental music] 303 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,330 - Hmm. 304 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,974 - May I offer you a 305 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:47,211 top of the line Dominican cigar, governor? 306 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:52,483 - Hmm, I only smoke Cuban cigars 307 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,252 the world's best. 308 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,424 - You are.. 309 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,427 ...a native-born citizen 310 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:08,499 of the glorious United States of America. 311 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,270 The greatest nation on earth. 312 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,640 And you are not ashamed to smoke 313 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:20,478 communistic cigars from Cuba? 314 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:26,517 I'm only a German American from Schweinfurt. 315 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,353 But I feel.. 316 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:33,090 ...deeply ashamed for you, sir! 317 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,827 Ah! 318 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,435 I apologize. 319 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:48,773 The heat...is driving me crazy. 320 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,909 - Right, the heat. 321 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:58,683 I guess it's your... depressing statistics. 322 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:02,820 - Statistics are Mr. Butler's department. 323 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,994 - I -- I -- I know things aren't going so well. 324 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,864 Um, we are running costs inefficiently. 325 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,199 - That's true! 326 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:24,008 I'm afraid...I have to fire poor Mr. Butler. 327 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:29,180 - Poor Mr. Butler. Your accountant... has nothing to do with it. 328 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:35,920 Answering violence with violence is not the way of a real leader. 329 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,490 You Bill are no Boss. 330 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,525 You have managed one thing however.. 331 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:47,665 ...to damage me in an election year. 332 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,168 I'll return in two weeks. 333 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:57,108 When I return, I want changes. 334 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,644 And if I don't get them.. 335 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,314 ...I will replace you.. 336 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:06,851 ...and your accountant, understood? 337 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,260 - Very well, sir. Sure thing. 338 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,499 No problem, sir! 339 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:28,572 - Fuck! Fuck! 340 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,675 Fuck you! 341 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:37,014 Fuck yourself! 342 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:44,321 You imbecile, communist, zombie cunt. 343 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:49,593 Nobody insults me like that. 344 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:54,098 I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole 345 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,502 with Cuban Cigars up to your throat! 346 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:02,273 Don't mess with Bill Boss! 347 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,276 - I -- I did everything I could, I swear to God! 348 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,144 - Please, Boss, will you just listen to my idea? 349 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,914 - Shut the fuck up! 350 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:17,121 Fuck the sissy psychological 351 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,690 leadership bullshit! 352 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,762 My leadership balls 353 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,665 are atom bombs! 354 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:31,869 A 100 megatons each! 355 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,180 I'll teach him leadership! 356 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:49,553 I'll do what I wanted to do since ages! 357 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:53,657 Castrate them all! 358 00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:57,528 - No, it won't work 359 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,697 besides it's permanent! 360 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:03,534 - Send the cockroaches to the yard! 361 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:06,604 - But it's 120 degrees outside 362 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,806 that's irresponsible! 363 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,174 - Great. 364 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:18,182 Let the pork roast! 365 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,422 [speaking in foreign language] 366 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,597 - Good morning pigs! 367 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:37,334 Good to smell your acid stink again. 368 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,604 A prison is like a swine farm 369 00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:45,276 and I'm your Almighty Lord 370 00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:48,279 and swineherd. 371 00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:51,649 My grandfather owned a big one in Germany 372 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:55,152 He castrated thousands of pigs. 373 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,021 Why? 374 00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,591 Because they have too much testosterone. 375 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,428 That's what makes 'em so aggressive. 376 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,597 You might wonder, why I'm telling you 377 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,433 this touching little story. 378 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,802 One of you lucky cock-suckers 379 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:16,607 will have the privilege to experience first as a prototype 380 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:22,580 the transformation into a sissy eunuch. 381 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,415 Castration will return 382 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,088 all of you back into society 383 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:37,661 as sweet, harmless, submissive pussy schnitzels. 384 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:40,331 And the winner is.. 385 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:46,604 ...our awesome tattoo wasp! 386 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:51,742 Sister prisoner 297! Congrats! 387 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,347 Take him to the special cell. 388 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,652 Enjoy your sunbath! 389 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,889 - Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! 390 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760 - Yeah! Yeah! 391 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:11,729 [dramatic music] 392 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:21,639 - Hey, warden, I like my men bald. I think it's sexy. 393 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,941 Why don't you come over here and suck my dick. 394 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,710 [indistinct chatter on radio] 395 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,825 - No worries! 396 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,763 As a child.. 397 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,365 ...I've seen it a hundred times 398 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:49,933 trust me. 399 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,173 [dramatic music] 400 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,215 Turn him around.. 401 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,353 ...facing the wall! 402 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,894 [yawning] 403 00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:21,432 [music continues] 404 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,035 - Oh, no. Please. 405 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,037 Don't! 406 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,542 [music continues] 407 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,748 [moaning] 408 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,987 [dramatic music] 409 00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:52,229 [music continues] 410 00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,070 Ah! You bitch! 411 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,942 Ah! 412 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,516 Ah! 413 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:19,256 - Bring these little fuckers to the cook! 414 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,493 I want 'em medium rare 415 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,994 for lunch! 416 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,901 Hmm. 417 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,577 [screaming] 418 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,915 Have him stitched up! 419 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,821 Yeah! 420 00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:54,057 Yeah, yeah! 421 00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,828 [rattling] 422 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,665 [moaning] 423 00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,174 - Oh. 424 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,309 - Hmm. 425 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,378 Oh! 426 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,783 [groaning] 427 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:24,254 - Uh, I'm sorry, sir. 428 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,757 I -- I can't do it with Dwight in the room. 429 00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:32,362 - Go ahead for Christ's sake! 430 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:39,002 Dwight is my pet. 431 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,208 [groaning] 432 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,510 Ah! 433 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:47,611 Ah! 434 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,846 Whoa. 435 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,981 Good. Oh. 436 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,983 Yeah. Yeah. 437 00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:05,562 [groaning] 438 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:15,939 [thud] 439 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,909 [groaning continues] 440 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:23,380 [thud] 441 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,851 [exhales sharply] 442 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,493 Come on. Swallow it! 443 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,164 I didn't get your asshole of father 444 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,267 out of prison for nothin'! 445 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,502 Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up! 446 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:48,505 God damn it! 447 00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,709 [groaning] 448 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,654 - Sir, could I please have a candy for the taste? 449 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,589 - Help yourself! - Don't Daisy, don't. 450 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,658 - Shut up! 451 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:17,100 - Gross, this is salty. 452 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:21,004 - Back to work, office slut. 453 00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:23,173 Where is my lunch? I'm fuckin' hungry. 454 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:29,179 Ah. 455 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,383 [indistinct chatter on radio] 456 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,325 - Here is your lunch, Mr. Boss. 457 00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,329 - Hmm. 458 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,264 Energy Food! 459 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,266 Ah! 460 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,317 - Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong. 461 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,087 No. I've just been so busy. 462 00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:18,929 [praying in foreign language] 463 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:21,765 - I -- I did talk to him about the hours. 464 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,600 He said that it's gonna get better. 465 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,181 [clears throat] 466 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,991 - Look.. 467 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,994 ...we are positively in the papers. 468 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:57,334 "Craig Sinner executed in George H. W. Bush 469 00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,637 state prison at 1:00 A.M." 470 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,273 Did you get off last night? 471 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,243 - Well, he called for Satan before he died! 472 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,880 - Putting the cockroach 473 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:13,517 gently to sleep with a sissy needle. 474 00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:18,355 Is that the way 475 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,590 he killed the kid? 476 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:26,630 No! 477 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:30,367 Torture castration will be 478 00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,869 the final solution. 479 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,938 - No, it won't! 480 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:44,414 - Why is this shit on my desk? 481 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,084 - Please, please, please, Bill 482 00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,920 will you just listen to my idea? 483 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,256 - Not when I'm eating my health food! 484 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,591 [phone ringing] 485 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,859 What? 486 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:59,162 - Sir, prisoner 297 is about to wake up. 487 00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,674 - The moment of truth. 488 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,611 - You white fuck! 489 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:22,152 [screaming] 490 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:30,427 - Crimson red, thoroughbred. 491 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:35,165 - I'm still a red man, you fucker. You white fuck. 492 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:39,002 - When I'm walking free, I'm gonna stab in your eyes. 493 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,541 - Time for the follow up as I promised! 494 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,846 [screaming] 495 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:03,026 [speaking in Hebrew] 496 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,778 - Well, he's still a bit weak from the incident 497 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,181 but we have given him some morphine to manage the pain. 498 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,750 - I personally castrated him. 499 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,652 - Yes, we all are aware. 500 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,420 - And tomorrow 501 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,256 we'll start a fuckin' mass castration 502 00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:35,258 doing them all! 503 00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:46,269 - Thanks, doc, for fixing everything. 504 00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:48,705 - I owe Mr. Boss big time. 505 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,674 This is the only hospital that will let me work 506 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,942 without my license. 507 00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:54,010 - You better believe it! 508 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:56,179 Glad you appreciate it. 509 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,986 [monitor beeping] 510 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:11,094 Hey, man. 511 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,765 How do you feel? 512 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:19,369 Feel submissive. Even thankful, I bet. 513 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,371 [sighs] 514 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,807 - Ah! 515 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:27,877 You took them, that's okay. 516 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,280 I don't need them. 517 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,948 When I get loose 518 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,118 I'm gonna find some barb wire 519 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,421 and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it. 520 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,825 And then I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents 521 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,827 and I'm gonna fucking rape them too. 522 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,998 Sieg heil, motherfucker! 523 00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:53,270 - Yeah, I told you it wouldn't work. 524 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:57,507 - Shut your filthy mouth! 525 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,113 [grunting] 526 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,996 [flatline] 527 00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:23,767 [sighs] 528 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:27,070 [coughs] 529 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,107 [dramatic music] 530 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,442 - I'm not getting a heartbeat. 531 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,944 - Resuscitate him. Quickly! Hurry up! 532 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,913 - I need a crash cart over here! 533 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,584 Alright, it's charging. 534 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,586 Alright, everybody, clear? 535 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:45,188 Shocking now. 536 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,096 Alright, charging. 537 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,097 Shocking now! 538 00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,434 [gasps] 539 00:38:57,436 --> 00:39:00,270 [coughs] 540 00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:04,541 - I'll kill this creature twice! 541 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,509 [grunting] 542 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:20,590 [sighs] 543 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,497 [dramatic music] 544 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:48,551 - I do not accept this heat! 545 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,824 [monitor beeping] 546 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,661 - I want you to watch these. 547 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,233 - Oh, I've seen those. They're really good. 548 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:10,407 [heavy breathing] 549 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:22,652 [dramatic music] 550 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,825 [door creaking] 551 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:37,700 [sighs] 552 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,015 - Where have you been? 553 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,262 [sighs] 554 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:19,909 - I'm gonna shoot all the malignant cock sockets. 555 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,445 Then you. 556 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,215 And then myself. 557 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:30,153 What's the goddamn point of living 558 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:34,858 when even the castration program doesn't work.. 559 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,660 ...and I get fired? 560 00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,165 - Seriously? 561 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,168 It's also my job, and my life on the line! 562 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:51,841 - How dare you, ugly piece of mutant shit 563 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,611 talking to me like that? 564 00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,514 - I have been trying to tell you for days now. 565 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,983 I have the answer to all our problems! 566 00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:04,521 We've got to make a human centipede of our prisoners. 567 00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:09,092 Sewn ass to mouth sharing one digestive system. 568 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:14,964 No more prison fights, no more assaults on guards, no more disrespect. 569 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,833 They will literally be on their knees 570 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:20,770 begging for your mercy and it's the ultimate deterrent 571 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:24,674 for those considering a career in crime. 572 00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,109 It's brilliant! 573 00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:28,778 We don't gotta to deal with their shit no more. 574 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,247 They just gotta deal with each other's. 575 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,582 - What? 576 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,187 That B movie shit? 577 00:42:41,693 --> 00:42:43,259 Impossible! 578 00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,295 - No! It is possible. 579 00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:49,032 That's why I let Daisy make an appointment with Mr. Tom Six 580 00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,000 creator of these films. 581 00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:54,504 He claims that it's 100% medically accurate! 582 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,875 - The man is still in his potty stage. 583 00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:02,445 A poop infatuated toddler. 584 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,147 You call him now 585 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:07,984 and tell him I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker 586 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,753 about his poop fetish! 587 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,423 - Fine then, we'll get fired! 588 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,525 - You.. 589 00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:18,261 ...are fired! 590 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,597 Right now! 591 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:24,200 - You know, Bill Boss, I used to look up to you. 592 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,803 I used to idol-worship you. 593 00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,838 I worked 10 years for you 594 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,442 and I grew this stupid mustache to look like you. 595 00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,712 But I know what you are. 596 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:39,816 You are a sadistic, vile, asshole. 597 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:42,919 - Get out of my face. 598 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:47,490 You malignant midget! 599 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,505 [sobbing] 600 00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:17,654 [sighs] 601 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:31,567 I just saved your fuckin' life! 602 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,341 [coughing] 603 00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:40,943 [groaning] 604 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:47,684 [screaming] 605 00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:55,024 [grunts] 606 00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:02,198 I hate.. 607 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:07,003 ...human beings! 608 00:45:15,113 --> 00:45:16,746 [glass shatters] 609 00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:38,267 [exhales] 610 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,915 Black, chicken slave niggers.. 611 00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:59,922 ...mother fisting, baby raping Mexican lowlifes. 612 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:05,828 Me cago en la madre que te pario. 613 00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,632 Circumcised, ugly 614 00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:12,468 Jewish goat fuckers. 615 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:17,340 Pubic hair bearded Islamic halal pigs. 616 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:22,178 Jesus fuckin' bleached assholes. 617 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,182 Impotent, yellow faced, 618 00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:29,185 narrow eyed coons! 619 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,187 [megaphone screeching] 620 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:56,445 [sighs] 621 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,423 [intense music] 622 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:20,837 Guards? 623 00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,585 Dwight! 624 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,522 [laughing] 625 00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,925 How you all.. 626 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,594 ...got out of your cells? 627 00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:47,396 Go back to your cells, immediately. 628 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,536 I only follow orders. 629 00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:58,941 I just try to do my job. 630 00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:02,278 Please forgive me and let me go. 631 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:08,150 I will pardon all of you! 632 00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:10,686 No! 633 00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:14,023 I just let you go.. 634 00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:17,360 ...immediately, you can go. 635 00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:21,497 Go, go! 636 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:25,268 See your fuck.. 637 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:30,473 See your loved ones. 638 00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:33,542 I have a heart problem.. 639 00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:37,680 ...and diabetes mellitus! 640 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:44,987 Under stress I could get a severe attack.. 641 00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,590 ...that would kill me! 642 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:48,724 [screaming] 643 00:48:50,628 --> 00:48:52,261 [grunts] 644 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:01,671 - Today is your day 645 00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:04,674 to be fucked like the rest of us. 646 00:49:04,676 --> 00:49:09,111 But I'm not gonna do you in your stinking ass. 647 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,913 I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole 648 00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:14,250 in your soft kidney tissue. 649 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,851 - Belly down! 650 00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:19,088 [crying] 651 00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,823 Death rape! 652 00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:23,826 [screaming] 653 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,367 - Death rape! - Death rape! 654 00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:38,441 [screaming] 655 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:47,316 - Oh, shit, this shit feels good. 656 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:50,152 - Death rape! - Death rape! 657 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,457 - You like that, daddy? 658 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,592 Oh, yeah. Ooh. 659 00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:58,594 - Death rape! - Death rape! 660 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,863 - Death rape! - Death rape! 661 00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,936 - Death rape! - Death rape! 662 00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:09,171 - Don't move, here it comes! 663 00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:11,240 [grunts] 664 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:15,878 [gasps] 665 00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:27,023 [groans] 666 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:49,845 [indistinct radio chatter] 667 00:50:53,785 --> 00:50:55,918 [telephone ringing] 668 00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:58,854 - What? 669 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:02,024 - Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate. 670 00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:03,159 - Send him in. 671 00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:06,062 [instrumental music] 672 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:18,874 - Dwight! 673 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:33,923 - Didn't I fire you? 674 00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:35,958 - I'm gonna give you one last chance 675 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,593 and if you don't like what you hear 676 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,328 then I'll quit myself! 677 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,066 - Uh-huh. 678 00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:49,672 - Mr. Tom Six! It's so great to meet you. 679 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:52,007 My name's Daisy, uh, I was wondering if you could sign 680 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,676 an autograph for me before you go in. 681 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,578 - Sure, babe. - Thank you. 682 00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:58,747 You're even more handsome in person. 683 00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,249 - Thanks. 684 00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,419 - Uh, let me show you in. 685 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,490 Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six. 686 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:12,595 - Ah, Mr. Six, it's nice meet you. 687 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,630 - Hello, sir. - My name is Dwight Butler. 688 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,799 This is my boss, Mr. Bill Boss. 689 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,334 - Sir. 690 00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,203 - Please take a seat. 691 00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:24,940 - First of all, Mr. Six, I'd like to say 692 00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:27,309 congratulations on your movies. 693 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,112 They've become a -- a cultural mime. 694 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,581 I mean, there is the "South Park" episode 695 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,583 of the Human Centipede. 696 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:38,687 And then there's the LA porn parody, and the cat toys. 697 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:42,491 - I don't have the time for this.. 698 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,660 ...fan shit shat. 699 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,328 [knock on door] 700 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,534 - Well, I'm sorry I'm late. 701 00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:56,772 Prisoner 297 had a heart attack 702 00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:59,175 and I had to resuscitate him again. 703 00:53:00,111 --> 00:53:02,778 But, um, he's stable now. 704 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:07,082 I.. Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure 'cause I'm a big fan! 705 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:10,486 - Uh, thank you sir. 706 00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:11,921 [groans] 707 00:53:11,923 --> 00:53:13,756 - Well, we are gathered here today. 708 00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:15,824 Glad to investigate the possibility 709 00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:21,263 of applying Mr. Six's human centipede idea to our prison. 710 00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:23,933 I mean, is it 100% medically accurate? 711 00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:29,605 - This is my desk! 712 00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:33,609 In my headquarters! 713 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:36,445 At my penitentiary! 714 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,813 Wake up! 715 00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:41,850 We're not in a movie here playing some idiots! 716 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:44,186 - Well, it is 100% medically accurate. 717 00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,488 I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam 718 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:49,091 and he made a very detailed operation report for me 719 00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,626 and he said he could actually make 720 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,761 a human centipede in his hospital. 721 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:55,598 I brought the, uh, operation reports 722 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,366 and the drawings.. 723 00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:00,836 ...so maybe you can have a look at that? 724 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,414 [clears throat] 725 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,515 - Okay, uh.. 726 00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,251 - What do you think, doc? 727 00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:20,155 - Well, from what I see here, uh, it looks.. 728 00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:22,258 ...medically accurate. 729 00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,592 - You're sure? 730 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,795 - You would have to give anti-rejection medication 731 00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,964 and there is always the risk of infection 732 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:31,433 during the healing process, but, uh.. 733 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,005 ...yeah, I'm sure. 734 00:54:36,007 --> 00:54:38,007 - But what about the excretia? 735 00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:41,610 - Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated by outside bacteria 736 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,345 because it would be going from 737 00:54:43,347 --> 00:54:45,080 one digestive tract to another. 738 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:47,249 So it wouldn't be harmful. 739 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,319 But there wouldn't be much nutritional value. 740 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:54,857 On the other hand if you gave a series of, uh, injections 741 00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:57,459 of fluids with plenty of vitamins and minerals 742 00:54:57,461 --> 00:55:00,296 I don't see why someone couldn't survive 743 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,598 a lifetime in this position. 744 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,034 - Aah! Gentlemen. 745 00:55:08,306 --> 00:55:09,672 [instrumental music] 746 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:14,243 This is a historical moment. 747 00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:20,416 This is beyond medieval torture! 748 00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:23,452 Beyond castration! 749 00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:28,324 The ultimate correction nationwide. 750 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:34,196 We have business on hand, gentlemen. 751 00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:35,964 We start immediately. 752 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,800 - No, the surgery can't be done 753 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:40,269 like in Tom Six's movies. 754 00:55:40,271 --> 00:55:42,771 We have to take into account of the fact that 755 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,039 at the end of their sentence 756 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,974 the prisoners have to be released 757 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,610 without being mutilated. 758 00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:52,081 So I've been thinking about this. 759 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,918 What we have is instead of the pulling of the teeth 760 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,954 we have a gastro-intestinal bite-ring 761 00:55:58,956 --> 00:56:02,624 that holds the mouth open, so they can't stop the feces 762 00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,927 from coming into their system. 763 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:08,630 Instead of the cutting of the knee ligaments 764 00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:10,466 we simply inject 765 00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,669 to induce temporary paralysis in that joint. 766 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,772 Then, to attach the head 767 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,475 to the buttocks of the person in front 768 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,111 we have a system of leather straps 769 00:56:22,113 --> 00:56:25,748 which can be adjusted, pulled in tight and then undone 770 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,583 for when we release. 771 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,020 At the end of their sentence and taken out of the centipede 772 00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:35,691 there's only a slight scar round their mouth and anus. 773 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:43,599 Well, doctor, what do you think? 774 00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:45,267 Is it possible? 775 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:48,103 - Very clever, Mr. Butler. 776 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:51,707 But this, all of this is beginning to be 777 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:56,111 in serious conflict with my Hippocratic oath. 778 00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:01,583 If I back out of this, I'm gonna get fired, aren't I? 779 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:06,021 - Very clever thinking, Mr. Jones. 780 00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:08,424 - You know, my original idea for the Human Centipede films 781 00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:10,993 was sewing a child molester's mouth to the anus 782 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:14,129 of a fat truck driver, as a punishment, so I love this. 783 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:16,298 - I just got an even better idea 784 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:20,702 for our life-time-trash and the death-row-scum. 785 00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:26,141 But I'll talk to my loyal doctor first. 786 00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:31,113 - Gentlemen, you may use my human centipede idea, but on one condition. 787 00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:34,583 I have witnessed all the fake latex stuff on my movie sets. 788 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:38,153 Now I insist on attending one of your real 789 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,322 mouth to anus operations. 790 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:43,258 - Deal. 791 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:48,330 I put you in charge of the whole operation, doctor! 792 00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:53,035 Soon you'll lead.. 793 00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:57,940 ...surgical teams all over the States. 794 00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,810 - Fantastic! 795 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:06,081 Uh, we are going to need a much bigger surgical team. 796 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,151 We have to run blood workups on all the prisoners, 797 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,854 uh, test their stool samples for parasites. 798 00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,889 - Whatever you need, doc. 799 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:21,096 I've another brilliant idea. 800 00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:26,768 We'll show the cockroaches the two Human Centipede films 801 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:33,308 back to back at their monthly film night 802 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:36,612 and then.. 803 00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:40,082 ...I'll announce them their fate. 804 00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:43,752 - The prisoners will tear this place apart. 805 00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:46,989 We have to do this without the fore knowledge of our clientele. 806 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,426 - Shut up, pooper. 807 00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:59,935 - How dare you turn your back on me? 808 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:01,937 [indistinct] 809 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,341 [groans] 810 00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:09,745 - Oh! - Oh! 811 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,322 - Yo, what the fuck is this? 812 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:24,793 - This trash occupies a world 813 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:27,763 where the stars don't shine. 814 00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:32,167 - Come on, swallow it, bitch. 815 00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:35,771 - No! - Swallow. 816 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,674 [speaking Arabic] 817 00:59:41,445 --> 00:59:43,712 [laughing] 818 00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:44,846 - What the fuck? 819 00:59:44,848 --> 00:59:47,149 [screaming] 820 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,258 - Oh, man! 821 00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:03,599 - These films risk causing harm. 822 01:00:03,601 --> 01:00:05,434 They should be banned! 823 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:06,902 - Ha! 824 01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,605 - Turn that shit off! 825 01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:14,009 [screaming] 826 01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:25,587 [machine gun firing] 827 01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,360 - Hey cockroaches 828 01:00:31,362 --> 01:00:33,662 did you like these films? 829 01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:36,932 I handpicked them for you 830 01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:40,302 as an instructional 831 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:43,538 and mental training. 832 01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:45,207 The world's first 833 01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:49,077 human-prison centipede 834 01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:53,081 will finally teach you 835 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:58,353 how to become humans. 836 01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,489 - I don't think this is a very good idea. 837 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:02,457 - Literally 838 01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:07,195 on your fucking hands and knees. 839 01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:09,798 [screaming] 840 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,835 - Your ugly pussy mouths 841 01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:18,040 sewn to an unwiped asshole 842 01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,109 feeding of the diarrhea 843 01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,712 from your fellow inmate. 844 01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:26,348 I can't wait 845 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,752 to see.. 846 01:01:31,955 --> 01:01:34,690 ...your pure 847 01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,526 agony! 848 01:01:40,431 --> 01:01:43,031 [screaming] 849 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:45,000 [alarm blaring] 850 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,168 Help! 851 01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,171 Help! 852 01:01:52,643 --> 01:01:54,209 Help! 853 01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:59,414 [screaming] 854 01:02:10,594 --> 01:02:12,427 [alarm blaring] 855 01:02:12,429 --> 01:02:13,595 [indistinct yelling] 856 01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:16,465 - What's going on? What's going on? 857 01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:18,734 - Shut up! 858 01:02:29,646 --> 01:02:31,446 - Don't hurt me, Bill Boss is in there. 859 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,749 I have nothing to do with this, I swear to God! 860 01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:36,852 [grunts] 861 01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:41,590 - Special forces immediately! 862 01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:44,993 [grunting] 863 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,234 [grunting] 864 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:57,038 [coughing] 865 01:03:03,847 --> 01:03:05,180 [glass shattering] 866 01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:07,082 - Get the fucking door! 867 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:09,551 [screaming] 868 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:16,558 [helicopter whirring] 869 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:22,664 - It's time to fuck! 870 01:03:25,102 --> 01:03:26,368 [gunshot] 871 01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:30,505 [indistinct chatter on radio] 872 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,746 [machine gun firing] 873 01:03:38,816 --> 01:03:40,916 [indistinct yelling] 874 01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:52,994 - Bill! 875 01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:56,264 - Here. 876 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,166 I'm here. 877 01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:00,435 - Where are you? 878 01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,370 - Here. 879 01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:08,043 Over here, I need help. 880 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,613 - Got eyes on Bill Boss. 881 01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:14,216 - Thank God, I just couldn't find you. 882 01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:19,254 The situation's under control now. 883 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:22,824 But they, they really hurt Daisy. 884 01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:27,829 - Can't you see I'm hurt? 885 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:34,436 Get the medical team for me! 886 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,171 Hurry up! 887 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:44,212 It's an emergency! 888 01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,151 [groans] 889 01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,993 Now it's 890 01:04:57,995 --> 01:05:01,897 hell on Earth! 891 01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:05,000 Do you hear me? 892 01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:11,773 Scum of the.. 893 01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:15,844 ...universe! 894 01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,215 Ah! 895 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,354 The "Silence of the Lambs." 896 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,892 Sedation rifle! 897 01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:42,404 - Fuck! 898 01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:47,776 - No worries. 899 01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:50,278 It's only a sedation rifle. 900 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,346 [screaming] 901 01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:52,480 [gunshot] 902 01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:03,591 [gunshot] 903 01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:18,173 - No! 904 01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,377 - Fuck you! 905 01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:29,751 [gunshot] 906 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,759 - Gentlemen. 907 01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:42,497 Unleash.. 908 01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:50,905 ...hell! 909 01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,577 [buzzing] 910 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,082 Ugh! 911 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:09,491 Their submissiveness 912 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,660 gives me a huge erection. 913 01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:19,467 Death rape, death rape 914 01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,970 rape, rape, rape. 915 01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,606 Eyes for eyes 916 01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:27,108 teeth for teeth. 917 01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:29,110 Get the fucking scum 918 01:07:29,112 --> 01:07:31,513 on their fucking knees. 919 01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:33,415 On your fucking knees 920 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,950 on your fucking, fucking knees. 921 01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,819 Get the fucking scum 922 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,088 on their fucking knees 923 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,689 on their fucking, fucking 924 01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:44,359 fucking, fucking knees. Ha ha ha. 925 01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:50,765 I'll explain. 926 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,535 This spectacular operation 927 01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,603 only once. 928 01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:57,472 We start 929 01:07:57,474 --> 01:08:00,141 with injections into the lig -- 930 01:08:00,143 --> 01:08:02,043 - Ligamenta patellae. 931 01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:05,146 - Ligamenta patellae. 932 01:08:05,148 --> 01:08:08,616 Paralyzing the ligaments of your kneecaps. 933 01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:11,619 So knee-extension 934 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:14,089 is no longer possible. 935 01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:18,259 Your lips and anuses 936 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,862 are cut circular along the border 937 01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:24,165 between skin and mucosa, the muc -- 938 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,034 - Mucous-cutaneous. 939 01:08:26,036 --> 01:08:29,270 - Mucous-cutaneous zone. 940 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,473 Then we combine 941 01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:34,809 those circular mucosa and skin parts 942 01:08:34,811 --> 01:08:37,178 of anus and mouth 943 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:41,249 creating a human centipede 944 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:45,687 connected via your gastric systems. 945 01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,222 Gentlemen. 946 01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:51,493 Put them to sleep. 947 01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:03,471 - By the way, what are your plans 948 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:06,574 for the life sentenced and death row prisoners? 949 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,746 - Wait and wonder, peepheart. 950 01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,522 How's it going, doc? 951 01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:23,091 - Right on schedule, five surgical teams 952 01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:24,259 working round the clock. 953 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,528 Those teams creating centipede segments 954 01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:29,597 of three prisoners each, which are then taken outside 955 01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:31,766 to the hospital tents 956 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,602 and then they are sewn into the final 957 01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:37,205 larger human centipede chain. 958 01:09:38,441 --> 01:09:40,808 - Marvelous, doc. 959 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,844 - Since I have you here.. 960 01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,749 ...what do you want to do with this prisoner? 961 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,417 He has Crohn's disease. 962 01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:50,685 [farting] 963 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,688 - What the fuck is Crohn's disease? 964 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:57,292 - It's an inflammatory bowel disorder. 965 01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,327 The prisoner has constant diarrhea. 966 01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,665 - Who'll kiss his ass? 967 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:09,437 Our awesome.. 968 01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:12,574 ...tattoo wasp! 969 01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:16,711 The white, anal 970 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:19,280 sexing prostitute. 971 01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:23,318 - Please. 972 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,986 One more chance. 973 01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:28,256 please don't sew me into a human centipede. 974 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:29,357 I beg you. 975 01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:30,758 - Yeah yeah. 976 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,126 [sniffles] 977 01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:34,629 Your whining 978 01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,899 makes my dick even harder. 979 01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:46,007 Revenge is so sweet. 980 01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,913 Take it into your sleep. 981 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:54,482 - We have another problem at hand. 982 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:16,804 - That's fuckin' gross! 983 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,973 - I have a stoma 984 01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,676 and you have a problem. 985 01:11:21,678 --> 01:11:23,111 Thank God. 986 01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:25,647 [speaking in foreign language] 987 01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:28,483 Now I finally discovered why they blessed me 988 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:31,452 with a lifetime stoma. Ha ha ha. 989 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:34,422 [laughs] 990 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:37,091 - This guy is repulsive. 991 01:11:37,093 --> 01:11:39,160 Maybe it's a fake. 992 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:41,362 With Mexicans, you never know. 993 01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:44,999 [grunts] 994 01:11:47,203 --> 01:11:49,504 No fake. 995 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:52,040 No way to integrate him, doc? 996 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:54,842 - His rectum is sewn shut, no. 997 01:11:58,281 --> 01:12:00,114 - Finish him off then. 998 01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:02,350 - I'm sorry. 999 01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:05,353 But I have cooperated with you and I will.. 1000 01:12:05,355 --> 01:12:07,255 ...continue to cooperate. 1001 01:12:07,257 --> 01:12:10,725 But I will not just kill prisoners! 1002 01:12:11,261 --> 01:12:13,561 - Jesus Christ. 1003 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:17,765 Chicken shit! 1004 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,701 - Excuse me. 1005 01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:21,536 I have work to do. 1006 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:30,044 - My friend, you don't match. 1007 01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:32,647 I have to kill you. 1008 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:36,484 Take it fucking personally! 1009 01:12:38,154 --> 01:12:39,654 [gunshot] 1010 01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:42,924 Ooh. 1011 01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,994 Ugh! 1012 01:12:48,098 --> 01:12:49,931 Take my gun. 1013 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:57,271 Wash it, oil it, disinfect it. 1014 01:12:57,273 --> 01:12:59,941 If I sniff the tiniest stink 1015 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,176 you'll suck a bullet out of it. 1016 01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:09,083 - And what do you want to do with him? 1017 01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:12,320 - I am sick and tired of your vegetables. 1018 01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:15,490 [screams] 1019 01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:17,058 [gunshot] 1020 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,434 - What the fuck! 1021 01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:29,337 - Please, sir, can we go and see Daisy now? 1022 01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:37,745 Just look at her. 1023 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:41,115 She is the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place. 1024 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,751 I think she should be treated in a regular hospital. 1025 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,686 - No. 1026 01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:48,956 I want my cock socket close. 1027 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,426 Beaten up women 1028 01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:54,328 make me so horny. 1029 01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:58,866 - Please, Bill, don't. 1030 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,269 - Jesus Christ. 1031 01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:03,938 - I beg you. 1032 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:09,644 I...I love her. 1033 01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:13,080 - Even the corpse of a spastic would turn you down. 1034 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:14,682 Fuck off! 1035 01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:17,819 Ah! 1036 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:20,688 [intense music] 1037 01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:39,540 I'll make you squirt even in a coma. 1038 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,022 - Alright, we're all done. 1039 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,657 - Good job. 1040 01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,510 [indistinct yelling] 1041 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:27,088 I want you to make sure 1042 01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:30,124 that the world premiere of the first 1043 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,960 human-prison centipede 1044 01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:35,263 is guaranteed 1045 01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:38,432 to take place the moment 1046 01:15:38,434 --> 01:15:41,135 our communist governor 1047 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:44,372 appears at the gate to destroy us! 1048 01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:46,274 - Well, there is only 1049 01:15:46,276 --> 01:15:48,442 16 more prisoners left 1050 01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,111 to undergo the procedure. 1051 01:15:50,113 --> 01:15:53,247 After that the human-prison centipede 1052 01:15:53,249 --> 01:15:55,950 will be finally complete 1053 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:58,586 on time and under budget. 1054 01:15:58,588 --> 01:16:00,821 - They did their magic. 1055 01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:03,324 [sniffles] 1056 01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,494 Thank God for Africa! 1057 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:12,033 Thank God for female circumcision! 1058 01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:22,343 Private rehearsal! 1059 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:31,752 Let's hear what our zombie governor 1060 01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:34,488 will have to say. 1061 01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:58,646 - May I offer you a genuine 1062 01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,082 Dominican Republic cigar? 1063 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:04,852 - I only smoke Cuban cigars 1064 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,821 best in the world. 1065 01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:09,156 No! Just kidding. 1066 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:13,928 After having seen the miracle 1067 01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:18,666 of the first human-prison centipede 1068 01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:21,102 I'll never again touch 1069 01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:24,271 a communistic cigar from Cuba 1070 01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:29,343 because you, Sir William Boss 1071 01:17:29,345 --> 01:17:32,546 you are the new American hero. 1072 01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:36,617 You are in the Hall of Fame 1073 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:38,419 with George Patton 1074 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,287 Neil Armstrong 1075 01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,490 and Muhammad Ali. 1076 01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,659 Thanks to you. 1077 01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:47,261 Our glorious nation 1078 01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:49,830 will be the example 1079 01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,298 to the world again. 1080 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:55,703 A proud, safe nation 1081 01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:58,773 with hardly any crime. 1082 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,676 Your idea, Sir William 1083 01:18:01,678 --> 01:18:04,578 is of absolute genius. 1084 01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:08,816 You will be honored personally 1085 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:13,487 by the President of the United States of America. 1086 01:18:14,590 --> 01:18:15,856 [whistling] 1087 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:18,693 - Actually, it was my accountant 1088 01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,594 Mr. Dwight Butler 1089 01:18:20,596 --> 01:18:22,897 it was his brilliant idea. 1090 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,467 - Oh, yeah. 1091 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,335 You did it. 1092 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:37,111 You fucking.. 1093 01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:39,547 ...fucking did it. 1094 01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:44,485 [horn honking] 1095 01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,489 [telephone ringing] 1096 01:18:49,592 --> 01:18:52,126 [laughs] 1097 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:54,095 Mr. President. 1098 01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:56,664 It's me, William Boss, call me Bill. 1099 01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,667 - Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate. 1100 01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,336 Sir? 1101 01:19:03,606 --> 01:19:05,239 Sir? - What? 1102 01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:08,642 - Sir? 1103 01:19:08,644 --> 01:19:11,679 [instrumental music] 1104 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,584 - Oh, man, I am so excited 1105 01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:19,587 to see the real mouth to ass operation. 1106 01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:21,288 Prove all the skeptics wrong. 1107 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,125 It is 100% medically accurate. 1108 01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:26,393 I'm gonna be so rich and famous. 1109 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:34,869 - You owe me big time, mister. 1110 01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:45,246 - I'm already eating my own shit. 1111 01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:50,985 I want to be in the prison-human centipede. 1112 01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:52,119 [laughs] 1113 01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:53,420 [gun cocks] 1114 01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:55,256 - Wait, can't we use him 1115 01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:56,690 in the media conference? 1116 01:19:56,692 --> 01:19:58,325 - No. 1117 01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:01,829 [gunshots] 1118 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,670 I don't want anyone 1119 01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,505 liking this! 1120 01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:16,143 - Oh, man, this is so wrong. 1121 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,411 - Come on. 1122 01:20:42,271 --> 01:20:43,470 - Wash, please. 1123 01:20:43,472 --> 01:20:44,605 - Wash. 1124 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,508 Yeah. 1125 01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,621 - Marker. 1126 01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:02,389 - Marker! 1127 01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,694 Yeah. 1128 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:22,343 My hands are shaking with excitement! 1129 01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:24,578 What about you, Six? 1130 01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:27,314 Having a hard-on? 1131 01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:30,150 [laughing] 1132 01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:33,587 Look at this. 1133 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,964 Oh, yeah, oh.. 1134 01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:46,634 ...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1135 01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:49,837 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1136 01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:53,607 Six, I am gonna show you 1137 01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:57,344 some Human Centipede improvement. 1138 01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:59,480 Copyright, Bill Boss. 1139 01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:01,949 Follow me! 1140 01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:05,719 ¶ Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bangin' ¶¶ 1141 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,983 - Oh, oh. 1142 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,260 - What a poor pussy, huh? 1143 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:50,097 - What in the hell is this? 1144 01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:53,767 - Wait and see, Dwighty. 1145 01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:58,706 ¶ Wait and wonder ¶ 1146 01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:01,642 ¶ Wait and see ¶ 1147 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,445 ¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶ 1148 01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,014 ¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶ 1149 01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:09,583 ¶ Wait and wonder ¶ 1150 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,819 ¶ Wait and see ¶ 1151 01:23:11,821 --> 01:23:14,755 ¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶¶ 1152 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:17,758 [instrumental music] 1153 01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:25,766 [laughing] 1154 01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:29,103 No. 1155 01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:32,439 120/80. 1156 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:35,275 Perfect! 1157 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,748 - The pede looks perfect. 1158 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:43,117 The last few prisoners have just been attached 1159 01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:45,352 and although the wounds are still fresh 1160 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,988 you get the idea! 1161 01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:49,089 - Perfect! 1162 01:23:49,091 --> 01:23:51,091 [telephone ringing] 1163 01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:52,960 What? 1164 01:23:52,962 --> 01:23:55,496 - Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way. 1165 01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:57,264 - Perfect! 1166 01:23:57,266 --> 01:24:00,501 We are ready for the cunt! 1167 01:24:05,274 --> 01:24:06,273 Dwight! 1168 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,307 I repeat 1169 01:24:07,309 --> 01:24:10,277 you are really 1170 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:12,579 the cunt! 1171 01:24:12,581 --> 01:24:14,982 Hello, sir. 1172 01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:45,846 - Why do you two assholes.. 1173 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:51,118 ...look so pleased with yourselves? 1174 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,922 The both of you are fucking fired. 1175 01:24:54,924 --> 01:24:56,990 I should have done it years ago. 1176 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:01,495 - All problems are history, sir. 1177 01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:03,797 I took your advice. 1178 01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:06,433 I've learned from your strong personality. 1179 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:07,868 You are the ultimate leader. 1180 01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:10,003 You are my role model. 1181 01:25:10,005 --> 01:25:12,106 And now the prisoners 1182 01:25:12,108 --> 01:25:14,441 are like obedient slaves 1183 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,610 begging for mercy. 1184 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:19,580 I got them down on their knees. 1185 01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:23,117 Literally. 1186 01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:27,087 Your last visit inspired me 1187 01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:29,289 to such an extend 1188 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:32,326 a brilliant idea! 1189 01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:36,363 I'll show you the result 1190 01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:39,333 that tells more than a thousand words. 1191 01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:44,171 The last ones have just been attached. 1192 01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:49,443 So it is show time. 1193 01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,945 - Attached? 1194 01:25:51,947 --> 01:25:53,914 Attached? 1195 01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,750 A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached? 1196 01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,919 - Yes. - What does that mean? 1197 01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:02,489 - Wait and see. 1198 01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:06,126 - You talk so much shit, your ass must get jealous. 1199 01:26:06,128 --> 01:26:07,828 [laughing] 1200 01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:10,430 - Great, governor, I love that. 1201 01:26:30,619 --> 01:26:33,654 [dramatic music] 1202 01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:40,761 - What the hell is this? 1203 01:26:40,763 --> 01:26:42,763 [screams] 1204 01:26:42,765 --> 01:26:45,098 The black panther 1205 01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:48,435 made it to the lead! 1206 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:50,604 This burger-killer is feeding 1207 01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:53,774 the whole humanitarian system behind him. 1208 01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:55,275 Don't cry. 1209 01:26:55,277 --> 01:26:57,611 Tomorrow, you'll get your hamburgers. 1210 01:26:57,613 --> 01:27:00,080 [laughs] 1211 01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:01,081 - Why? 1212 01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,784 - Because he loves junk food. 1213 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,018 - No, no, I don't mean that. 1214 01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:07,955 I mean, what.. 1215 01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:09,356 What is this? 1216 01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:13,460 - Dwight.. 1217 01:27:13,462 --> 01:27:16,029 ...tell the governor my vision! 1218 01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,498 And this black whiner here 1219 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:21,868 has to become a middle piece. 1220 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:24,271 Fuck! 1221 01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:25,639 - Well, sir 1222 01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:29,309 more than 50 billion dollars a year are spend on corrections. 1223 01:27:29,311 --> 01:27:32,446 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide 1224 01:27:32,448 --> 01:27:35,582 return to prison within three years of their release. 1225 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:39,486 This, despite a massive increase in state expenditure. 1226 01:27:40,522 --> 01:27:41,622 - Shit! 1227 01:27:41,624 --> 01:27:43,290 - But, not anymore. 1228 01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:46,293 This human-prison centipede 1229 01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:48,929 will reduce crime dramatically. 1230 01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:51,498 It will be a deterrent to anyone 1231 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,268 considering a career in crime 1232 01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:56,470 and no more recidivism. 1233 01:27:56,472 --> 01:27:59,439 [grunting] 1234 01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,109 - Feed him! 1235 01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,811 Feed him! 1236 01:28:04,813 --> 01:28:08,248 Digestion in progress! 1237 01:28:09,752 --> 01:28:12,352 No, it's not halal 1238 01:28:12,354 --> 01:28:14,588 it's not kosher! 1239 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,923 A Jew behind a Muslim 1240 01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:18,825 a Muslim behind a Jew! 1241 01:28:18,827 --> 01:28:22,696 A Republican behind a Mexican 1242 01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:25,832 a crip behind a blood. 1243 01:28:26,769 --> 01:28:29,036 "Peace on earth 1244 01:28:29,038 --> 01:28:31,972 good will to men." 1245 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:34,141 - Oh, my God. 1246 01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,713 This is too much. 1247 01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:44,985 [grunting] 1248 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,367 Bill Boss.. 1249 01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,135 ...isn't that your secretary? 1250 01:29:02,137 --> 01:29:05,172 [groaning] 1251 01:29:07,276 --> 01:29:08,809 - Oh. 1252 01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:11,311 Yeah, uh, uh, yeah. 1253 01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:13,080 That's, uh.. 1254 01:29:13,082 --> 01:29:16,416 ...only a short, uh.. 1255 01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:19,086 ...gender-test! 1256 01:29:19,088 --> 01:29:21,121 Come on, sir! 1257 01:29:21,123 --> 01:29:24,157 [crying] 1258 01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:33,667 Dwight! 1259 01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:36,036 Tell our beloved governor 1260 01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:37,571 about the money savings! 1261 01:29:39,007 --> 01:29:42,142 - The savings would be in the billions! 1262 01:29:42,144 --> 01:29:44,745 We can make savings on prison staff 1263 01:29:44,747 --> 01:29:46,413 food and drinks. 1264 01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:49,416 On books and television, housing. 1265 01:29:49,418 --> 01:29:51,952 Heck, we don't even need fences no more. 1266 01:29:51,954 --> 01:29:53,920 - We can even save more money 1267 01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:56,590 if we attach them in a circle 1268 01:29:56,592 --> 01:29:58,825 like a perpetuum mobile. 1269 01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:01,094 Feces going round and round. 1270 01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,597 Food isn't needed anymore. 1271 01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:08,702 Only cheap liquid and vitamin injections. 1272 01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:11,037 - And that money could be spent on schools 1273 01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,472 and the hospitals 1274 01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:14,641 and nursing homes 1275 01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:16,610 and road improvements. 1276 01:30:16,612 --> 01:30:18,078 Whatever you want. 1277 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:21,581 And the tax payers, they'll love you for it. 1278 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,551 [grunting] 1279 01:30:31,026 --> 01:30:34,795 - His anus is not very clean! 1280 01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:38,031 I want perfection in my penitentiary! 1281 01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:41,968 Inmates shall feel well and clean, understand? 1282 01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,805 Wipe it! 1283 01:30:44,807 --> 01:30:47,874 - I apologize. - Oh, oh, oh. 1284 01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:49,209 - In the beginning 1285 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:52,112 things are not always perfect. 1286 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:53,647 Please follow me 1287 01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:56,783 for another interesting insight. 1288 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,985 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 1289 01:31:02,691 --> 01:31:05,692 - Tat-ta-ta-ta-taa! 1290 01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:14,668 The human caterpillar! 1291 01:31:14,670 --> 01:31:17,838 For the lifetime convicts 1292 01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:21,942 and our friends on death row. 1293 01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:24,377 Now.. 1294 01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:26,913 ...is that a deterrent? 1295 01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:41,194 This man.. 1296 01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:44,364 ...has just finished his sentence.. 1297 01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,467 ...and already checked out 1298 01:31:47,469 --> 01:31:49,369 of the centipede chain. 1299 01:31:49,371 --> 01:31:51,905 Ready to go home. 1300 01:31:55,444 --> 01:31:57,043 All what is left 1301 01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:59,746 are a few little scars 1302 01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:03,416 around his mouth and anus. 1303 01:32:03,418 --> 01:32:06,186 Another big advantage 1304 01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:09,356 because other people can see 1305 01:32:09,358 --> 01:32:11,358 by these little stigmas 1306 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,326 that he was integrated 1307 01:32:13,328 --> 01:32:16,096 in a prison centipede. 1308 01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:19,399 Another huge deterrent, right? 1309 01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,771 How are you doing? 1310 01:32:24,773 --> 01:32:27,774 [speaking in foreign language] 1311 01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:43,356 Good luck, my friend. 1312 01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:50,664 Stay clean! 1313 01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:54,534 You see? It really works. 1314 01:32:55,971 --> 01:32:59,673 What do you think, sir? 1315 01:32:59,675 --> 01:33:01,875 - This.. 1316 01:33:01,877 --> 01:33:04,210 ...this is a violation of human rights. 1317 01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,580 It's certainly a violation of federal ethics! 1318 01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:08,748 Oh, God, I am fucked. 1319 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:12,185 You insane freaks will get the death penalty for this. 1320 01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:18,124 - Sir, you're dead right. 1321 01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:21,695 But in fact, it was Mr. But.. 1322 01:33:21,697 --> 01:33:23,930 - This is heights. This is too much. 1323 01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,932 This is too much. 1324 01:33:29,171 --> 01:33:32,672 - You got the wrong man! 1325 01:33:34,509 --> 01:33:36,443 Fuck! 1326 01:33:36,445 --> 01:33:39,412 [dramatic music] 1327 01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:03,503 [music continues] 1328 01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:26,359 [music continues] 1329 01:34:46,848 --> 01:34:49,849 [music continues] 1330 01:34:52,821 --> 01:34:54,421 - Please, don't. 1331 01:34:54,423 --> 01:34:58,191 - What an epic 1332 01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:01,027 glorious moment, huh? 1333 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:02,529 When do you think we can start 1334 01:35:02,531 --> 01:35:05,365 the national surgical campaign 1335 01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:08,234 'cause I am so fucking ready. 1336 01:35:11,006 --> 01:35:12,939 What is the matter? 1337 01:35:12,941 --> 01:35:15,909 [gunshot] 1338 01:35:19,147 --> 01:35:22,148 [dramatic music] 1339 01:35:27,789 --> 01:35:30,824 [groaning] 1340 01:35:42,370 --> 01:35:45,371 [dramatic music] 1341 01:35:48,510 --> 01:35:51,511 [gunshot] 1342 01:36:15,303 --> 01:36:18,338 [crying] 1343 01:36:25,247 --> 01:36:28,214 [dramatic music] 1344 01:36:46,168 --> 01:36:48,668 - Gentlemen.. 1345 01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:52,205 ...this is exactly what America needs. 1346 01:36:54,943 --> 01:36:57,644 This may even get me elected president. 1347 01:36:57,646 --> 01:36:58,678 You've convinced me. 1348 01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:01,080 It's genius. 1349 01:37:03,585 --> 01:37:06,820 Don't change a goddamn thing. 1350 01:37:06,822 --> 01:37:08,688 My pals in DC.. 1351 01:37:08,690 --> 01:37:11,324 ...they won't believe their near-sighted eyeballs. 1352 01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:14,327 [laughing] 1353 01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:22,202 [instrumental music] 1354 01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:26,105 - Yep, my idea! 1355 01:37:26,107 --> 01:37:28,942 - You are.. 1356 01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:31,911 ...absolutely right, Dwight. 1357 01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:38,251 You're indeed a genius. 1358 01:37:38,253 --> 01:37:41,387 You came up with the idea. 1359 01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:46,159 You deserve every credit. 1360 01:37:47,929 --> 01:37:50,830 Give me a hug, Dwighty! 1361 01:37:50,832 --> 01:37:53,833 [instrumental music] 1362 01:38:06,915 --> 01:38:09,015 [gunshot] 1363 01:38:44,653 --> 01:38:47,654 [screaming] 1364 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:26,492 [instrumental music] 1365 01:41:41,463 --> 01:41:44,497 [music continues] 99385