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Dear Girl Next Door,
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I'm not usually one to gripe,
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or seek advice from strangers.
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But I'm sick of living in a world
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that doesn't take me seriously
as a young businesswoman.
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Did you know I can't even
open a checking account?
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Dear Girl Next Door,
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I know and love who I am.
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I'm Black. I'm bold. I'm beautiful.
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But it's frustrating to live in
a world that doesn't celebrate me
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for being those things...
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Dear Girl Next Door,
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with every breath I
take, I'm living a lie.
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Forever worried that
I'll reveal my true self
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to an intolerant world
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that won't let me love
who I want to love.
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Dear Girl Next Door,
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I feel like I'm sitting
on a ticking time-bomb,
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and it's only a matter of time
before the world stigmatizes me
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for being "a woman of loose morals."
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Dear Girl Next Door,
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or should I say, Little Miss Busybody?
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What makes you think
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you have all the answers, any-who?
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Dear Girl Next Door,
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I know I should be grateful
for the things I have,
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but it's hard when everything
around me is beautiful
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and the world's constantly reminding me
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I'm not one of those things.
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Gosh, Ethel, that's a beautiful sketch.
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Is that for art class?
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No, she's finishing up the sign-up sheet
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for the town's annual Miss
Riverdale Teen Queen Pageant.
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Your mom asked me to be her assistant.
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Ugh, is it really time for that
embarrassing cattle call again?
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Yes, it is.
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But this year, for the first time ever,
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we're going to be broadcast
live on national television,
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right out of the RIVW Studios.
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Whoop-dee-doo.
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I hope you don't expect me to compete.
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Oh, no, of course not.
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Why would you wanna
participate in anything
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so glorious and
wholesome and all-American
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as Miss Riverdale Teen Queen,
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when you're already holding the crown
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for Miss Grumpy Pants USA?
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And I'm sure you're not interested
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in any of our wonderful
prizes this year...
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like, say, a new car.
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I don't even have a driver's license.
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A Hollywood screen test.
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Not interested in the slightest.
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Or a scholarship to
whatever college accepts you.
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The pageant's giving away
scholarships? Since when?
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Since we're gonna be broadcast
live on national television.
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But I understand. You're not interested.
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Ethel, she is beautiful,
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but why don't we change her
from a blonde to a brunette?
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I think she'd be much
more likable that way.
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What do the rules say
about outside designers?
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Because Edith Head has been dying
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to design a bathing suit for me,
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and Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
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would be a divine showcase for it.
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Oh, Vee, please tell me you're
not honestly signing up for that.
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I already did, Betty.
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Imagine the publicity
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it would bring to the
Babylonium if I won.
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It's a business decision.
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Okay, but it objectifies girls.
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I mean, wearing a swimsuit
and heels at the same time.
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What about that little peep
show you did with Archie?
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Was that objectifying?
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Yes. Well, that was
between me and Archie,
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and he was in his underwear, too.
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What I wouldn't give...
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How about flashing your
panties on live television?
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That was my decision, on my terms.
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Look, beauty pageants
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can certainly be seen
as objectifying women,
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if you choose to look at them
solely through that one lens.
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What other lens is there?
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What's that saying?
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"Beauty's in the eye of the beholder."
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Speaking for myself,
I love being beautiful.
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And not for the drooling approval
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of some fuddy-duddy judges.
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I refuse to give them any power over me.
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I decide if I'm beautiful or not.
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And I am, as are we all.
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But doesn't it bother you
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that beauty pageants
pit girls against girls?
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Oh, there's a way around that.
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We gals just need to make a pact.
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No matter who wins, we all win.
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And no cat-fighting or back-biting.
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Except against Evelyn Evernever
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who, of course, was the
first to sign-up, annoyingly.
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Wait, wait, Toni, you're doing it, too?
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Trust me, Betty.
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I feel the same way you do.
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But this is the first year
that Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
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is integrated.
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And even though there's not
a snowball's chance in hell
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that those stuffed-shirt
judges will give me the title,
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I'm gonna make damn sure
that I show the country
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at least one Black woman
competing for the crown.
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And if I do win, don't worry.
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I'm gonna call out the
Miss America pageant
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for the fact that all its contestants
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must be of "good health
and the white race."
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My parents sponsor Miss
Riverdale Teen queen, of course,
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so it would definitely raise a
few eyebrows if I didn't compete.
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Though, if I do win the
title again this year,
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I would use my platform differently,
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advocating for the more...
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disenfranchised teens in this town.
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Are you sure you should
be competing, Midge?
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You know, in your delicate condition?
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I mean, won't you be wearing
high-heels for hours on end?
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What if you trip?
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You're the sweetest for
worrying about me, Fangs.
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But...
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this might be the last time I
get to do anything like this.
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Just...
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dress up and be a 16-year-old girl.
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Compete for some silly tiara
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like it's the only thing
in the world that matters.
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What I said before?
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Ice it.
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You go compete your heart
out on that stage, baby.
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If those judges got eyes in their head,
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they won't even look
at those other wannabes
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because you're the hottest mama,
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with the classiest chassis,
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in the whole town, by a mile.
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All right, now that it's just us,
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selfishly, of course,
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I think it would be a gas
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if we were all part of
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
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So I'm gonna go out on a limb here...
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I think I know what you're going to say.
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Let me ask you this, Betty.
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If your mom wasn't hosting the pageant,
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wouldn't you be competing
for those ginchy prizes?
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I mean, imagine if you
got that scholarship.
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It could be your ticket to freedom.
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You could go to whatever
school accepted you,
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on your own terms,
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not at your parents' whims.
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Some place like...
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Sarah Florence.
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Or Smith College.
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Mmm-hmm.
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So you have thought about it.
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I knew it.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the latest and greatest
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aspiring Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
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Yes, Mother, I signed
up. Are you overjoyed?
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No, actually, I'm not, Elizabeth.
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I would like to know what
your nefarious plan is.
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Do you plan on winning the crown
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and then pulling the entire
temple down around you?
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Make some kind of feminist statement?
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No, I do not wanna pull
the temple down around me.
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To be honest, it would be nice
to win that scholarship money.
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Oh, please, Elizabeth.
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You get straight A's.
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If you so choose to go to college,
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which I'm not recommending,
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I would much rather you
go to finishing school.
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You're gonna be able to
get an academic scholarship.
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So don't try and bamboozle me
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into thinking that you
care about the scholarship.
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What would you like
me to say then, Mother?
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I would like you to say
that you actually want
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to be Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
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for the joy and satisfaction of it.
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You know, I was Miss Riverdale
Teen queen back in my day.
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I know. Everyone knows.
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The night that I was crowned,
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it was the greatest night of my life.
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I thought I could do
anything, be anything.
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You know...
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Well, it's silly, but
I thought that I...
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might grow up to be a stewardess
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and travel the world,
see glamorous places.
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Wait, you wanted to be a stewardess?
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Hmm.
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- That I did not know.
- Mmm.
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What happened? Why didn't you do it?
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Well, I married your father, of course.
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And then I had your sister,
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and then I had you,
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and I gave up my silly dreams
of becoming a stewardess.
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- Can you imagine?
- Yeah. I can.
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How fab that would have been for you,
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traveling to all those places,
meeting glamorous people.
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Yeah.
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Well, anyway, Betty,
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whatever your reasons are,
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I think this is gonna
be wonderful for you.
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Imagine if you won.
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That would be the greatest
accomplishment of my life.
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This is so exciting.
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I can't wait to rehearse with you girls.
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Wait. We have to rehearse?
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Yes, of course.
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I have to guide you girls
through this entire process.
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And mind you,
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this is not just glitz and glam.
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This is rigorous hard work,
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like going into battle.
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So I want you to get a good
night's sleep tonight, dear.
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I don't wanna see any shadowy bags
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under those eyes in the morning.
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A Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
does not walk, she glides.
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That's what I wanna see from you.
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Gliding, gliding, gliding...
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Focus.
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We wanna block out everything
and only concentrate
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on being the most
poised, the most refined,
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and the most elegant we can be.
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Appearance, posture,
carriage, character,
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all these elements go into the
making of a Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
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We must carry ourselves
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with the dignity of English royalty.
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Our categories are evening gowns,
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vim and vigor,
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bathing suits, point of view,
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and the ever-most important
talent competition.
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It's all about showing how well-rounded
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Miss Riverdale Teen Queen is.
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Well, that's all fine and dandy,
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but I don't need some creepy old men
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telling me how
well-rounded my backside is.
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I know how shapely I am.
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- Toni!
- Greaser garbage.
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- Preppy troll.
- Miss Topaz, really!
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As Miss Blossom will tell you,
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being Miss Riverdale Teen Queen,
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you serve as an
ambassadrix for Riverdale
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for the entire year of your appointment.
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Why, you must be the female embodiment
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of all things good and decent
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in our little town with pep.
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In fact, "pep" should
be your middle name.
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All right, one more
hour of posture work,
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and then we will go down
to Mrs. Andrews' dress shop
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and have you fitted for gowns.
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Ethel Muggs, as the
winner of this year's
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Miss Riverdale Teen Queen pageant,
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can you tell us what you're
feeling at this exact moment?
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00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:55,479
Gosh, Mrs. Cooper,
257
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,959
I guess I'm really just wishing
258
00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:59,135
that my parents were alive to see this.
259
00:10:59,178 --> 00:11:01,964
Oh, but, Ethel, they are.
260
00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:04,966
Mom?
261
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,491
Dad?
262
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:11,277
Ethel, as our newly-minted
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen,
263
00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:14,890
are there any other dreams
that you're looking to fulfill?
264
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:17,022
Well, now that you mention it,
265
00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:18,981
a lot of people don't know that I paint
266
00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:20,722
as well as draw comic books.
267
00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:23,812
And I would be so jazzed to
have an original Ethel Muggs
268
00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:26,162
hanging in a real gallery or museum.
269
00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:29,556
Ethel, I have got some
great news for you then.
270
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,558
Your beautiful self-portrait
271
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:35,650
is going to be on display
at the Guggenheim Museum.
272
00:11:35,693 --> 00:11:37,434
Oh, my gosh, the Guggenheim?
273
00:11:37,477 --> 00:11:39,305
Yes.
274
00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:42,439
Ethel, this is your night,
and your night alone.
275
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:43,832
Is there anything else
276
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,703
that would make it even more special?
277
00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:48,793
Well...
278
00:11:48,837 --> 00:11:51,230
I think it would just be
the ginchiest thing ever
279
00:11:51,274 --> 00:11:53,276
if Jughead Jones were my boyfriend.
280
00:11:53,319 --> 00:11:55,321
Oh, Ethel.
281
00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:58,498
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
has the pick of the litter,
282
00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,979
but if it's Jughead Jones you want,
283
00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:03,721
then Jughead is yours.
284
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,723
Jughead?
285
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,985
Are you really my boyfriend?
286
00:12:07,029 --> 00:12:08,378
Of course I am.
287
00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:10,902
You've always been my best gal.
288
00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:17,126
Beautiful.
289
00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:20,215
Ethel?
290
00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:21,870
Ethel?
291
00:12:23,088 --> 00:12:24,089
Ethel!
292
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,527
Sorry, what was that, Mrs. Cooper?
293
00:12:27,571 --> 00:12:29,529
You did make an appointment
at the dress shop, I hope?
294
00:12:31,488 --> 00:12:33,403
Mmm-hmm.
295
00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:35,492
Look at all these gorgeous girls.
296
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,148
You know, back in the day,
297
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:42,151
I competed to be Miss
Riverdale Teen Queen,
298
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,848
all through high school.
299
00:12:43,892 --> 00:12:45,894
Against you, Alice, if I'm not mistaken.
300
00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:47,939
Well, you always gave me
a run for my money, Mary.
301
00:12:47,983 --> 00:12:50,463
And you always won.
302
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:52,248
You know, it's funny.
303
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:55,120
I really thought that being
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
304
00:12:55,164 --> 00:12:56,643
would be a stepping-stone
305
00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:58,645
to doing something
important with my life.
306
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,256
Like, I don't know,
307
00:13:00,299 --> 00:13:01,736
being the first lady or something.
308
00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:03,259
Well, there's nothing more important
309
00:13:03,302 --> 00:13:05,174
than being a wife and mother, Mary.
310
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,045
Maybe for our generation, Alice.
311
00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:08,612
But I feel like these girls
312
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,353
could do anything they want,
313
00:13:10,396 --> 00:13:11,746
be anything that they want.
314
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:13,530
No disrespect to Mamie Eisenhower,
315
00:13:13,573 --> 00:13:15,401
she's an icon,
316
00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:17,273
but do you girls ever think
we'll have a female president?
317
00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:18,622
I wouldn't vote for a woman.
318
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,059
Or a Black president, for that matter?
319
00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:22,713
Man or a woman.
320
00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:23,975
Think about how much
change would have to occur
321
00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:25,411
in the world for that to happen.
322
00:13:25,455 --> 00:13:26,978
It'll happen. In our lifetime, I bet.
323
00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:28,719
Now, now.
324
00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:31,026
I think it's important to
manage one's expectations.
325
00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:32,069
Don't you think, Mary?
326
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,638
Of course.
327
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,467
Oh, Ethel, can you make sure
that you pin Betty's dress
328
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:39,599
all the way around the hem?
329
00:13:39,643 --> 00:13:43,125
Okay, Midge, let's
look at this fit on you.
330
00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:51,220
Ethel, are you crying?
331
00:13:53,135 --> 00:13:54,701
Sorry.
332
00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:56,529
I won't get any tears
on your dress, I promise.
333
00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,401
No, no, what's the matter?
334
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:00,924
Nothing.
335
00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:03,667
You're just so beautiful, Betty.
336
00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:08,628
You and all the other girls,
you're just so beautiful.
337
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:13,329
I think we might need to
let this out just a tiny bit.
338
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,673
Gosh, Midge, you better start
cutting back on those desserts.
339
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,196
Otherwise, that cute
serpent boyfriend of yours
340
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:20,945
might decide that you're
too much woman to handle.
341
00:14:20,989 --> 00:14:22,294
Evelyn, why don't you do us all a favor
342
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:23,774
and take a long walk off a short pier?
343
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:26,646
Just gonna go get my measuring tape.
344
00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:32,087
Midge, dear,
345
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,132
why don't you and I
have a little chat later?
346
00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:35,264
Huh? Just between us?
347
00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:41,748
Ethel, what were those waterworks
at the dress shop about?
348
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:43,011
Did something happen?
349
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,578
No.
350
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:48,364
Nothing. I guess I just wish
351
00:14:48,407 --> 00:14:50,235
that I could be competing with you all.
352
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,629
Ethel, you're so beautiful.
Why aren't you competing?
353
00:14:52,672 --> 00:14:53,935
I couldn't.
354
00:14:53,978 --> 00:14:55,632
You heard what your mom said
355
00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:58,200
about being Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
356
00:14:58,243 --> 00:15:00,942
She's supposed to embody
the best of the town,
357
00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:02,857
be Riverdale's ideal girl.
358
00:15:06,643 --> 00:15:08,427
That's not me, Betty.
359
00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:12,388
I'm the girl whose
parents were murdered.
360
00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:15,782
The girl who's quiet
and likes comic books
361
00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:17,654
and draws creepy pictures.
362
00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:20,657
No one in their right
mind would crown me
363
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,181
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
364
00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:25,009
I know what my mom's been saying, Ethel,
365
00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,142
but straight from the fridge, you...
366
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:31,407
You're such a wonderful,
beautiful person.
367
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:34,279
You've overcome so much
adversity in your life,
368
00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:36,412
more than any other girl in Riverdale,
369
00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:38,893
and that is inspiring.
370
00:15:38,936 --> 00:15:40,895
You are inspiring.
371
00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,809
You have more pep in your little finger
372
00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:45,682
than the rest of us do in
our whole bodies combined.
373
00:15:45,725 --> 00:15:47,423
And you have every right
374
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:49,947
to be up there competing just
as much as the rest of us.
375
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,340
No.
376
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,602
I couldn't.
377
00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:54,256
Really, I'm sorry.
378
00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:55,953
I shouldn't have said anything.
379
00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:11,534
So, Midge,
380
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:13,405
how far along are you?
381
00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,625
And no fibbing, please.
382
00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:17,192
I recognize that glow.
383
00:16:22,762 --> 00:16:25,591
Girls, I appreciate you gathering
384
00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:28,333
for an emergency meeting before school.
385
00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:30,031
Now, some of you may know
386
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:31,946
Midge Klump is no longer with us.
387
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,120
What? What happened?
388
00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:35,036
Did Midge die?
389
00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:37,864
Oh, no, no, she's still
alive. But regrettably,
390
00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:39,388
she is no longer eligible
391
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,565
to compete for Miss
Riverdale Teen Queen.
392
00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:44,436
And, moreover, she will no longer
393
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,787
be a student here at Riverdale High.
394
00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:50,703
She will continue her studies
at the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
395
00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:52,444
But Mrs. Cooper...
396
00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:55,534
And I assure you she is doing just fine.
397
00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:57,928
Really, girls, this is
the best thing for her.
398
00:16:57,972 --> 00:17:00,931
And when you see her again
in six or seven months,
399
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,542
you will see that she is right as rain.
400
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:06,154
Six or seven months? What? Is Midge...
401
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:09,199
Also, this is a good time to remind you
402
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:13,160
that we must treat
our bodies as temples,
403
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:17,730
temples that must be protected
against any kind of defilement.
404
00:17:17,774 --> 00:17:19,428
On that note,
405
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,734
we will see you back here
for some good clean fun
406
00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:23,867
later this afternoon, okay?
407
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:24,909
Very good.
408
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:34,051
I just don't understand. Why
would Midge be sent away like that?
409
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,835
I thought you were supposed to be smart.
410
00:17:35,879 --> 00:17:37,620
It's because Midge has a
bun in the oven, of course.
411
00:17:37,663 --> 00:17:39,056
Evelyn, shut your pie hole right now.
412
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,666
It's the worst-kept secret in town.
413
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,146
Second worst, after you two.
414
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,974
This wouldn't be the first time
415
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:46,150
a girl's been sent
away to hide her shame.
416
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:48,805
I mean, sadly, this is
standard practice in Hollywood.
417
00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:51,155
- Which is nothing to be ashamed of.
- Says you.
418
00:17:51,199 --> 00:17:53,418
She let a greaser paw
at her like a dirty rag.
419
00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:55,420
You're cruising for a
bruising, you snot-nosed square.
420
00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:56,682
Okay, wait.
421
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,728
So Midge and Fangs have actually...
422
00:17:58,771 --> 00:18:00,164
Yes, Betty.
423
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,688
Just once or multiple times?
424
00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:05,039
From the way those two
would look at each other,
425
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:07,258
I'm guessing they were
doing the deed on the reg.
426
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:08,651
If you must know,
427
00:18:08,694 --> 00:18:10,783
Midge loves Fangs and Fangs loves Midge.
428
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,959
And if it wasn't for her
classist racist parents,
429
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:14,396
they would be together right now.
430
00:18:14,439 --> 00:18:16,267
Quite the cautionary
tale, if you ask me.
431
00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:18,487
Funnily enough, no one is,
you goon from Saskatoon.
432
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,966
I'm just, I'm wondering
433
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,273
how Midge could have ended up getting...
434
00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:27,583
Uh...
435
00:18:27,626 --> 00:18:30,281
No, no, of course, I
understand how it happened.
436
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:31,804
I'm just wondering if they were using...
437
00:18:31,848 --> 00:18:34,285
If they were using protection?
438
00:18:34,329 --> 00:18:36,244
- Good question.
- Midge said they were.
439
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,072
But once it slipped.
440
00:18:38,115 --> 00:18:39,421
That's what Fangs told me, too.
441
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,640
See, this is why they ought to invent,
442
00:18:41,684 --> 00:18:43,773
I don't know, a pill or something.
443
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:44,817
A what?
444
00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:46,428
A pill, like a monthly pill,
445
00:18:46,471 --> 00:18:47,951
that girls can take,
446
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,432
that protects them from...
447
00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:52,695
accidents, even happy ones.
448
00:18:52,738 --> 00:18:54,479
Because, let's face it, ladies,
449
00:18:54,523 --> 00:18:56,786
we're the ones who have to
live with the consequences.
450
00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:58,440
Not the boys.
451
00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:00,964
They get claps on the back
while we bear the burden,
452
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,444
while we're stigmatized.
453
00:19:02,487 --> 00:19:04,533
Poor Midge. Now her
whole life is just...
454
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,795
Her life is not ruined.
455
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,013
Midge is one of my Vixens.
456
00:19:07,057 --> 00:19:08,972
I will not let this destroy her.
457
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,713
Except you're no longer a
Vixen, and neither is Midge.
458
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,193
Really, who did let you sit with us?
459
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,108
Wonder if Fangs even knows about this?
460
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:16,458
Well, if he doesn't now, he will soon.
461
00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:17,501
The whole school will.
462
00:19:17,502 --> 00:19:19,330
Then I should find him.
463
00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:20,853
- Talk to him.
- I'll come with you.
464
00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:26,250
Betty, what are you thinking about?
465
00:19:26,294 --> 00:19:30,211
Just how quickly your
entire life can change.
466
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,604
How one night can decide
everything for you.
467
00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:40,917
You were quiet in the lounge, Ethel.
468
00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:46,357
I keep thinking about Midge
at the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
469
00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:48,620
It's awful what's happening to Midge,
470
00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:50,753
and we will figure
out a way to help her.
471
00:19:50,796 --> 00:19:54,060
But in the meantime...
472
00:19:54,104 --> 00:19:56,585
I also think this
presents an opportunity.
473
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,890
What do you mean?
474
00:19:57,934 --> 00:19:59,370
Well, there's an open spot now
475
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:01,111
to replace Midge in the pageant,
476
00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:06,421
and what better girl to do it than you?
477
00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:07,465
Do you really think that, Betty?
478
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:09,163
I do.
479
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:11,252
It almost feels like your destiny now,
480
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:14,124
but only if you want to, Ethel.
481
00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,126
I... I do.
482
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,910
But what about your mom?
483
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:19,347
I mean, there's still so
much that needs to get done,
484
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,652
and she still needs an assistant.
485
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,307
I have someone in mind for that.
486
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,354
They took Midge?
487
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:28,182
I'm gonna go up there to that convent,
488
00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:29,792
I'm gonna bust Midge out of there.
489
00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:31,272
She doesn't belong in that place.
490
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,795
They do experiments on those kids,
491
00:20:32,838 --> 00:20:34,666
give them all psychedelic
drugs and stuff.
492
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,494
Oh, pump the brakes there, Fangs.
493
00:20:36,538 --> 00:20:38,366
The last thing anyone needs
is you going in half-cocked.
494
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:40,324
Kidnapping Midge after she's
already been kidnapped once
495
00:20:40,368 --> 00:20:41,978
will only make things worse.
496
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,285
We need more information
before anyone does anything.
497
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:45,808
Midge's parents know she's pregnant
498
00:20:45,851 --> 00:20:47,418
because Mrs. Cooper
forced it out of her,
499
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:49,246
but they may not know
that you're the father.
500
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,856
We should endeavor to keep it that way
501
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,118
so that you're not arrested.
502
00:20:52,162 --> 00:20:53,511
Or worse.
503
00:20:53,555 --> 00:20:55,121
Okay, what am I supposed to do, huh?
504
00:20:55,165 --> 00:20:56,340
Bupkis?
505
00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:58,429
We stick with the original plan.
506
00:20:58,473 --> 00:20:59,923
You write a hit song, you get
a gold record under your belt
507
00:20:59,952 --> 00:21:02,346
and you become undeniable
to Midge's parents.
508
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,043
You just need to focus
509
00:21:04,087 --> 00:21:05,958
on getting ready for when
you and Midge get reunited.
510
00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:07,699
Look, my parents have made
511
00:21:07,743 --> 00:21:09,484
many a charitable
donation to the Sisters.
512
00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:11,616
So I will work on setting up
513
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:14,706
at least a phone call
between you and dear Midge.
514
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,186
But you have to listen to Toni.
515
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:19,798
And, Fangs, remain calm.
516
00:21:19,842 --> 00:21:21,452
Calm. Okay.
517
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,153
Beautiful.
518
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,854
What's going on in here?
519
00:21:31,897 --> 00:21:33,464
I'm just getting Ethel all caught up.
520
00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:35,988
But she has perfect poise, honestly.
521
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:37,686
And doesn't she look
to die for in her dress?
522
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,949
Getting caught up on... what exactly?
523
00:21:39,992 --> 00:21:41,429
Oh, didn't you hear?
524
00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,518
Ethel's replacing Midge in the pageant,
525
00:21:43,561 --> 00:21:45,084
and luckily, she already
knows all the routines.
526
00:21:45,128 --> 00:21:48,653
That is wonderful.
527
00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:51,047
Um, but who's gonna be my assistant?
528
00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,918
Here's your java, Mrs. Cooper.
529
00:21:52,962 --> 00:21:54,703
Just the way Betty said you liked it.
530
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:57,358
Three sugar, extra cream.
531
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,408
Elizabeth, can I speak to you
in the hallway for a moment?
532
00:21:59,409 --> 00:22:00,409
Sure, Mom.
533
00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:03,364
Just a few more laps,
534
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:04,669
and then we'll brainstorm some ideas
535
00:22:04,713 --> 00:22:05,975
for the talent competition, yeah?
536
00:22:10,719 --> 00:22:12,373
I knew it.
537
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,635
I knew you were gonna try
to undermine me somehow.
538
00:22:13,635 --> 00:22:15,245
How am I trying to undermine you?
539
00:22:15,289 --> 00:22:16,768
Midge dropped out,
540
00:22:16,812 --> 00:22:19,205
or more likely, was forced out by you.
541
00:22:19,249 --> 00:22:20,729
Oh.
542
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:23,297
- So now what's wrong with Ethel competing?
- What's wrong?
543
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,386
What's wrong is Ethel does
not represent the ideals
544
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:28,302
of Miss Riverdale Teen
Queen, not by a country mile.
545
00:22:28,345 --> 00:22:29,346
Why, she's not pregnant.
546
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,782
No, no, she's not.
547
00:22:30,826 --> 00:22:32,697
But she... She has an unsavory history.
548
00:22:32,741 --> 00:22:35,091
Are you talking about what
happened with her parents?
549
00:22:35,134 --> 00:22:36,134
Or something else?
550
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,575
Ooh. You are awful, you know that?
551
00:22:40,618 --> 00:22:43,969
I am here to protect the office
of Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
552
00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:45,971
I'm not gonna let you
turn this competition
553
00:22:46,015 --> 00:22:47,495
into one of your crusades.
554
00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,235
And whether you believe me or not,
555
00:22:49,279 --> 00:22:53,718
I am also and especially trying
to protect Ethel from the scrutiny
556
00:22:53,762 --> 00:22:56,286
that Miss Riverdale Teen Queen demands.
557
00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:58,027
I'm sorry, but over my dead body
558
00:22:58,070 --> 00:22:59,594
is she going to compete
in this pageant...
559
00:22:59,637 --> 00:23:03,728
Mom, Ethel should be
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
560
00:23:03,772 --> 00:23:06,992
She needs and deserves it
more than the rest of us.
561
00:23:07,036 --> 00:23:09,343
Think about it for one second, okay?
562
00:23:09,386 --> 00:23:11,301
Ethel is an orphan.
563
00:23:11,345 --> 00:23:13,303
This scholarship may be her
only chance to go to college.
564
00:23:13,347 --> 00:23:14,826
- No!
- Mom.
565
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:16,480
And that is final.
Ethel is a lovely girl.
566
00:23:16,524 --> 00:23:18,961
But this is not a charity,
it's a competition.
567
00:23:19,004 --> 00:23:20,745
And since you made this mess,
568
00:23:20,789 --> 00:23:22,094
you're the one that's gonna tell her
569
00:23:22,138 --> 00:23:23,879
that she has to withdraw
from the pageant.
570
00:23:23,922 --> 00:23:24,967
Not me!
571
00:23:28,013 --> 00:23:29,493
What's the trouble now, Betty?
572
00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:32,583
Well, I got Ethel to
sign up for the pageant,
573
00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:34,933
and no surprise, my mom blew a gasket.
574
00:23:34,977 --> 00:23:37,545
She's not letting Ethel compete
in Miss Riverdale Teen Queen,
575
00:23:37,588 --> 00:23:39,068
- even though there's an empty slot.
- What?
576
00:23:39,111 --> 00:23:40,156
- Oh, dear.
- Golly.
577
00:23:40,199 --> 00:23:41,723
And why doesn't she want Ethel
578
00:23:41,766 --> 00:23:43,333
to drop a nickel in and participate?
579
00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:44,813
It's more of the same.
580
00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:47,206
Ethel doesn't represent the ideal,
581
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:48,817
blah, blah, blah.
582
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,514
My mom is nuttier than
a Christmas fruitcake,
583
00:23:50,558 --> 00:23:51,673
but I'm in it now
584
00:23:51,674 --> 00:23:55,214
and I don't wanna be the one to
tell Ethel that she doesn't...
585
00:23:55,258 --> 00:23:58,000
represent the very best of Riverdale.
586
00:23:58,043 --> 00:24:00,394
Imagine what winning this
crown would do for her.
587
00:24:00,437 --> 00:24:03,048
Imagine the doors that it would open,
588
00:24:03,092 --> 00:24:05,181
not just in high school,
but for the rest of her life.
589
00:24:05,224 --> 00:24:07,836
Honestly, Ethel's got as much
chance of winning as I do,
590
00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,229
but we're with you, Betty.
591
00:24:10,273 --> 00:24:12,188
What should we do?
592
00:24:12,231 --> 00:24:14,886
Uh, I'm open to ideas, ladies.
593
00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:17,106
Well, I vote we stand together,
594
00:24:17,149 --> 00:24:19,456
link arms and demand Ethel
gets chance to compete
595
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,762
or we all withdraw.
596
00:24:20,805 --> 00:24:23,199
Quote it. I'm in, sisters.
597
00:24:23,242 --> 00:24:25,680
This pageant's nowheresville
without us teen contestants.
598
00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:26,723
Okay.
599
00:24:27,812 --> 00:24:29,074
I'll go talk to my mom.
600
00:24:29,118 --> 00:24:30,336
Hold the line, Betty.
601
00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:31,773
Thinking it through,
602
00:24:31,816 --> 00:24:33,427
maybe this is one of those times
603
00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:36,038
you go around your mom.
604
00:24:36,081 --> 00:24:37,735
To someone who might be more inclined
605
00:24:37,779 --> 00:24:38,779
to listen to reason...
606
00:24:39,737 --> 00:24:40,737
or threats.
607
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,916
Someone like... my dad?
608
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,527
Exactly.
609
00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:48,833
And maybe you shouldn't
go in alone, either.
610
00:24:48,877 --> 00:24:52,881
Maybe you go with a
more seasoned negotiator,
611
00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:56,450
who won't get bogged down in
messy, sticky family dynamics.
612
00:24:58,626 --> 00:24:59,626
Like moi.
613
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,460
Okay.
614
00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:10,115
- Mr. Cooper.
- Hi, Dad.
615
00:25:10,159 --> 00:25:11,900
Hey, ladies. What's the good word?
616
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,816
May we bend your ear about a few,
617
00:25:14,859 --> 00:25:17,296
let's call them competition parameters,
618
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,908
that we and our fellow pageant
contestants have been discussing.
619
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,692
And what would those parameters be?
620
00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:24,390
The first being, Ethel
Muggs must be allowed
621
00:25:24,434 --> 00:25:25,870
to participate in the competition.
622
00:25:25,914 --> 00:25:28,394
Okay, let me just stop
you girls right there.
623
00:25:28,438 --> 00:25:31,615
I've already gotten an earful
about this from Mrs. Cooper,
624
00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:35,489
and I'm afraid that there
is just no wiggle-room.
625
00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:37,578
- But Mr. Cooper...
- I'm sorry, girls, truly.
626
00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:39,667
But there is a lot
riding on this pageant.
627
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:42,583
And how we present
ourselves to the world
628
00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:44,541
is of the utmost importance, Veronica.
629
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,803
It's funny, Mr. Cooper,
630
00:25:45,847 --> 00:25:47,065
I've been doing a little research
631
00:25:47,109 --> 00:25:49,590
on TV ad spending just for kicks,
632
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:51,374
including how much money
633
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,115
a live television event can bring in.
634
00:25:53,158 --> 00:25:56,292
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
is going to be huge for RIVW.
635
00:25:56,335 --> 00:25:58,990
We all know that. We all want that.
636
00:25:59,034 --> 00:26:01,515
Also, we're guessing you've already sold
637
00:26:01,558 --> 00:26:03,691
all your commercial spots, am I right?
638
00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:05,388
Which means you're on the hook.
639
00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,259
And you can't cash
those wonderful checks
640
00:26:07,303 --> 00:26:09,261
unless Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
641
00:26:09,305 --> 00:26:10,785
airs without a hitch.
642
00:26:10,828 --> 00:26:12,917
Okay, what exactly
are you two driving at?
643
00:26:12,961 --> 00:26:17,487
Only that you might find
yourself in a precarious position
644
00:26:17,531 --> 00:26:20,446
if all your teen contestants suddenly...
645
00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:21,926
decided to pull out of the pageant.
646
00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:23,711
Which we will, Dad,
647
00:26:23,754 --> 00:26:25,626
if you don't fix it with Mom
so that Ethel can compete.
648
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:26,669
Betty, I...
649
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,676
Okay, fine. I'll see what I can do.
650
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,722
Thank you, Mr. Cooper.
That's fantabulous.
651
00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:37,638
And one more thing.
652
00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:39,335
We want the swimsuit promenade
cut entirely from the pageant.
653
00:26:39,378 --> 00:26:41,076
What? Why?
654
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,034
That is the judges' favorite segment.
655
00:26:43,078 --> 00:26:44,775
I'm sure,
656
00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:47,561
but frankly, there's just
no justifying that outdated
657
00:26:47,604 --> 00:26:50,694
and plainly sexist
aspect of the competition.
658
00:26:50,738 --> 00:26:53,479
Especially considering
all our judges are men,
659
00:26:53,523 --> 00:26:56,526
and two of them are faculty
members at our school.
660
00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:58,702
Don't you concur, Mr. Cooper?
661
00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:06,492
Why do you constantly
undermine me, Harold?
662
00:27:06,536 --> 00:27:08,233
And especially on the
day of the pageant!
663
00:27:08,277 --> 00:27:10,279
- I... I... I don't...
- Put a sock in it!
664
00:27:10,322 --> 00:27:12,368
You always undercut me. Always.
665
00:27:12,411 --> 00:27:13,935
Which is especially galling
666
00:27:13,978 --> 00:27:16,894
because I have spent
the best years of my life
667
00:27:16,938 --> 00:27:18,635
cleaning up after your messes.
668
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,768
Alice, I'm not trying to undermine you.
669
00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:22,552
So what if Ethel wins?
670
00:27:22,596 --> 00:27:25,076
And some nosy Brenda Starr
671
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,383
takes it upon herself
to look into her past?
672
00:27:27,426 --> 00:27:29,428
What happens then, Hal?
673
00:27:29,472 --> 00:27:31,953
To us? To our family?
674
00:27:31,996 --> 00:27:33,824
Sweetheart, please, just calm down.
675
00:27:33,868 --> 00:27:35,652
Oh, do not tell me to calm down.
676
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:39,787
It... It... It doesn't matter
if Ethel competes or not.
677
00:27:39,830 --> 00:27:41,527
I mean, you know who the judges are.
678
00:27:41,571 --> 00:27:43,486
There is no way that Ethel
679
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:46,358
is going to be Miss
Riverdale Teen Queen.
680
00:27:46,402 --> 00:27:48,056
Come on, you're just making
681
00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:49,274
a mountain out of this molehill.
682
00:27:49,318 --> 00:27:51,407
Oh, you made it a mountain, Hal.
683
00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:53,148
Now come help me with my necklace!
684
00:27:59,154 --> 00:28:00,634
They're not fighting about me, are they?
685
00:28:02,810 --> 00:28:04,768
Oh, no. Not at all.
686
00:28:04,812 --> 00:28:08,206
They're just nervous about the
pageant being live this year.
687
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:10,513
That's all. Last minute jitters.
688
00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:13,211
Trust me, once the cameras
start rolling, they'll be fine.
689
00:28:13,255 --> 00:28:15,126
Now clue me in.
690
00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:17,346
Have you decided on a song
for the talent competition yet?
691
00:28:31,665 --> 00:28:34,755
Archie, lay a patch. It's time
for the evening gown promenade!
692
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:36,408
All right, all right,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
693
00:28:36,452 --> 00:28:39,020
Oh, this reminds me of
the county fairs back home.
694
00:28:39,063 --> 00:28:41,587
We used to have Miss Duck
Creek pageants every spring,
695
00:28:41,631 --> 00:28:43,328
complete with
butter-carving competitions.
696
00:28:43,372 --> 00:28:45,766
I can't believe they cut
the bathing suit strut.
697
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,202
You really want to see your sister
698
00:28:47,245 --> 00:28:49,247
prancing around like a bathing beauty?
699
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,292
It's kind of pervy, no?
700
00:28:50,335 --> 00:28:51,507
Okay, drop dead, Jones.
701
00:28:51,508 --> 00:28:53,643
Don't you have another comic
book to write or something?
702
00:28:53,687 --> 00:28:54,905
As a matter of fact, I don't right now.
703
00:28:54,949 --> 00:28:55,993
Pop, can you turn it up a little?
704
00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:58,169
Kevin's about to sing.
705
00:28:58,213 --> 00:29:01,477
- Welcome back to Miss Riverdale Teen Queen 1955...
- Thanks, Pop.
706
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,959
... live from the RIVW stages.
707
00:29:05,002 --> 00:29:08,702
And now, would you please
welcome Mr. Kevin Keller,
708
00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:13,532
who will serenade us during
our evening gown promenade.
709
00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:23,760
♪ Some enchanted evening ♪
710
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:28,722
♪ You may see a stranger... ♪
711
00:29:28,765 --> 00:29:33,422
First up, our reigning
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen,
712
00:29:33,465 --> 00:29:35,772
I give you, Miss Cheryl Blossom.
713
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:37,208
♪ Across ♪
714
00:29:37,252 --> 00:29:41,212
♪ A crowded room ♪
715
00:29:41,256 --> 00:29:45,608
- ♪ And somehow you know... ♪
- Miss Betty Cooper.
716
00:29:46,957 --> 00:29:50,265
♪ You know even then ♪
717
00:29:52,702 --> 00:29:55,574
♪ That somehow you'll see her... ♪
718
00:29:57,054 --> 00:30:01,624
♪ Again and again... ♪
719
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,887
Miss Evelyn Evernever,
720
00:30:03,931 --> 00:30:05,454
and Miss Ethel Muggs.
721
00:30:05,497 --> 00:30:07,848
♪ Some enchanted evening ♪
722
00:30:11,025 --> 00:30:16,465
♪ When you find your true love ♪
723
00:30:16,508 --> 00:30:19,400
♪ When you hear her call you... ♪
724
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:24,473
- Miss Veronica Lodge.
- ♪ Across a crowded room ♪
725
00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:30,305
♪ Then fly to her side ♪
726
00:30:32,568 --> 00:30:33,569
♪ And make her your own... ♪
727
00:30:33,612 --> 00:30:36,833
And finally, Miss Toni Topaz.
728
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,794
♪ Or all through your life ♪
729
00:30:40,837 --> 00:30:46,800
♪ You may dream all alone ♪
730
00:30:49,977 --> 00:30:55,417
♪ Once you have found her
♪
♪ Never let her go ♪
731
00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:59,682
♪ Once you have found her ♪
732
00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:01,553
♪ Never ♪
733
00:31:01,597 --> 00:31:07,597
♪ Let her go ♪
734
00:31:09,518 --> 00:31:11,955
Let's hear it for Mr. Kevin Keller,
735
00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:15,176
but most especially, our lovely ladies.
736
00:31:15,219 --> 00:31:17,265
Don't they look just swell?
737
00:31:20,572 --> 00:31:21,791
Gorgeous.
738
00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:31,670
And that was Miss Veronica
Lodge on the tightrope.
739
00:31:31,714 --> 00:31:34,412
Wasn't she the loveliest
of lady daredevils?
740
00:31:34,456 --> 00:31:35,544
- Whoa.
- Wow.
741
00:31:35,587 --> 00:31:37,285
Wow.
742
00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:40,375
And now performing the original song,
743
00:31:40,418 --> 00:31:42,333
"Who Will Love Me as I Am,"
744
00:31:42,377 --> 00:31:44,988
to end our talent competition,
745
00:31:45,032 --> 00:31:48,862
here is Miss Ethel Muggs.
746
00:32:07,489 --> 00:32:11,449
♪ Like a fish plucked from the ocean ♪
747
00:32:11,493 --> 00:32:15,497
♪ Tossed into a foreign stream ♪
748
00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:19,544
♪ Always knew that I was different ♪
749
00:32:19,588 --> 00:32:22,896
♪ Often fled into a dream... ♪
750
00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:25,768
Come on.
751
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:29,859
♪ I ignored the raging currents ♪
752
00:32:29,903 --> 00:32:33,645
♪ Right against the tide I swam ♪
753
00:32:33,689 --> 00:32:37,736
♪ But I floated with the question ♪
754
00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:43,394
♪ Who will love me as I am? ♪
755
00:32:43,438 --> 00:32:45,657
Hot diggity.
756
00:32:45,701 --> 00:32:47,268
Ethel's got a set of pipes.
757
00:32:47,311 --> 00:32:49,923
More than that, she's got star quality.
758
00:32:49,966 --> 00:32:52,534
Oh, sheesh. Is there
anything this girl can't do?
759
00:32:52,577 --> 00:32:54,144
I think I'm in love.
760
00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:59,106
♪ Could we bend the laws of nature? ♪
761
00:32:59,149 --> 00:33:03,327
♪ Could a lion love a lamb? ♪
762
00:33:03,371 --> 00:33:07,375
♪ Who could see beyond this surface? ♪
763
00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:11,248
♪ Who will love me as I am? ♪
764
00:33:11,292 --> 00:33:15,122
♪ Like a clown whose
tears cause laughter ♪
765
00:33:15,165 --> 00:33:19,039
♪ Trapped inside the center ring ♪
766
00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:23,391
♪ Even seeing smiling faces ♪
767
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,481
♪ I am lonely pondering ♪
768
00:33:26,524 --> 00:33:31,965
♪ Who would want to join this madness? ♪
769
00:33:32,008 --> 00:33:35,751
♪ Who would change my monogram? ♪
770
00:33:35,794 --> 00:33:39,929
♪ Who will be part of my circus? ♪
771
00:33:39,973 --> 00:33:45,973
♪ Who will love me as I am? ♪
772
00:33:46,588 --> 00:33:52,202
♪ Who will ever call
to say, "I love you"? ♪
773
00:33:52,246 --> 00:33:56,250
♪ Send me flowers or a telegram? ♪
774
00:33:56,293 --> 00:33:59,905
♪ Who could proudly stand beside me? ♪
775
00:33:59,949 --> 00:34:02,821
♪ Who will love me ♪
776
00:34:02,865 --> 00:34:08,865
♪ As I am? ♪
777
00:34:16,966 --> 00:34:18,707
Wow!
778
00:34:19,882 --> 00:34:21,710
Whoo!
779
00:34:29,935 --> 00:34:32,808
Well, it has been a spectacular evening
780
00:34:32,851 --> 00:34:35,723
and everyone is a winner.
781
00:34:35,767 --> 00:34:37,594
But now it is time for our judges
782
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,770
to decide who will be the next
783
00:34:39,815 --> 00:34:42,383
Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
784
00:34:43,819 --> 00:34:45,603
Fifty cents says it's Veronica.
785
00:34:45,647 --> 00:34:46,951
Who knew she was an acrobat?
786
00:34:46,996 --> 00:34:48,111
Well, I don't know.
787
00:34:48,112 --> 00:34:50,652
Betty's delivery of the Gettysburg
Address was stirring stuff.
788
00:34:50,694 --> 00:34:52,697
I'll take anyone as long
as it's not my sister.
789
00:34:52,741 --> 00:34:55,352
If there's justice in
this world, it'll be Ethel.
790
00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:57,224
I knew we should have
made the musical about her.
791
00:34:57,267 --> 00:34:59,791
Looks like our judges
have made their decision.
792
00:34:59,835 --> 00:35:02,707
And, as you can see,
my lovely wife, Alice,
793
00:35:02,751 --> 00:35:05,971
a former Miss Riverdale
Teen Queen herself,
794
00:35:06,015 --> 00:35:08,191
has joined me for the verdict.
795
00:35:08,235 --> 00:35:10,889
I must say, you look
absolutely wonderful.
796
00:35:10,933 --> 00:35:12,413
Doesn't she look wonderful, folks?
797
00:35:12,456 --> 00:35:15,546
Oh, stop it. Stop it.
798
00:35:16,591 --> 00:35:17,983
Thank you, dear.
799
00:35:18,027 --> 00:35:21,117
This is my favorite night of the year,
800
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,901
even more than Christmas,
801
00:35:22,945 --> 00:35:24,033
because tonight,
802
00:35:24,077 --> 00:35:26,340
one of these lucky girls' lives
803
00:35:26,383 --> 00:35:28,385
is about to change forever.
804
00:35:31,736 --> 00:35:34,652
And the winner of a brand new car,
805
00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:38,743
a Hollywood screen test,
a college scholarship,
806
00:35:38,787 --> 00:35:40,180
and the title
807
00:35:40,223 --> 00:35:43,879
of Miss Riverdale
Teen Queen, 1955, is...
808
00:35:55,282 --> 00:35:57,980
Ethel Muggs, everyone.
809
00:36:02,158 --> 00:36:07,598
Ethel Muggs is Miss
Riverdale Teen Queen, 1955!
810
00:36:11,515 --> 00:36:13,474
Smile, dear, the world is watching.
811
00:36:17,739 --> 00:36:19,044
Hi, sweetheart.
812
00:36:19,088 --> 00:36:21,525
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
813
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:32,710
Thank you.
814
00:36:32,754 --> 00:36:34,799
Thank you so much. Thank you.
815
00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:00,869
Hey, Pop!
816
00:37:00,912 --> 00:37:03,045
Uh, Cheryl said I should be
expecting a call any minute.
817
00:37:04,481 --> 00:37:05,787
You go right ahead, young man.
818
00:37:09,691 --> 00:37:10,705
Hello? Midge?
819
00:37:10,705 --> 00:37:14,230
Fangs. Honeybun. It's so
good to hear your voice.
820
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:15,318
I know, baby.
821
00:37:16,045 --> 00:37:17,102
I miss you.
822
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,017
Me, too.
823
00:37:19,061 --> 00:37:21,672
It happened so fast, Fangs. I... I...
824
00:37:21,716 --> 00:37:23,500
I still can't believe it.
825
00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:25,546
Mrs. Cooper talked to my mom,
and the next thing I knew,
826
00:37:25,589 --> 00:37:27,678
I was in the car being
driven to the convent.
827
00:37:30,377 --> 00:37:31,943
What are we gonna do?
828
00:37:31,987 --> 00:37:33,815
The same thing that
we talked about, Midge.
829
00:37:33,858 --> 00:37:35,512
You just...
830
00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:37,166
You just have to stay
strong while you're in there.
831
00:37:37,210 --> 00:37:39,560
I will. You know I will.
832
00:37:39,603 --> 00:37:40,865
And trust me when I say,
833
00:37:40,909 --> 00:37:42,606
we're gonna get through this, Midge,
834
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,261
and we're gonna be a family,
835
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,480
and we're gonna get married,
836
00:37:46,523 --> 00:37:47,785
come hell or high water.
837
00:37:49,265 --> 00:37:50,788
You believe me, don't you?
838
00:37:50,832 --> 00:37:52,790
Of course I do.
839
00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:54,836
With all my heart and soul.
840
00:37:54,879 --> 00:37:56,316
That's my girl.
841
00:37:56,359 --> 00:37:57,752
Oh, Fangs, I...
842
00:37:58,535 --> 00:37:59,580
I love you.
843
00:37:59,623 --> 00:38:00,711
I love you, too.
844
00:38:09,372 --> 00:38:10,372
Mom...
845
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,898
I was just going to get some milk.
846
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:17,206
Is everything okay?
847
00:38:20,601 --> 00:38:23,386
Is this sour grapes because
Ethel won and I lost?
848
00:38:26,955 --> 00:38:28,826
You think you know
everything, don't you, Betty?
849
00:38:29,566 --> 00:38:30,566
Open it.
850
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:43,800
_
851
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,801
Wait, Ethel didn't win?
852
00:38:46,844 --> 00:38:47,845
That's right.
853
00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:52,197
Your father and the judges were furious
854
00:38:52,241 --> 00:38:54,722
when I read her name instead of yours.
855
00:38:54,765 --> 00:38:55,766
But what could they do?
856
00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:57,202
They couldn't contradict me.
857
00:38:57,246 --> 00:39:01,032
It would have been an embarrassment
to them and the station.
858
00:39:01,076 --> 00:39:02,947
Such are the hazards of live television.
859
00:39:04,993 --> 00:39:06,516
I don't understand.
860
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,039
You...
861
00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:10,564
You wanted Ethel to win after all?
862
00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:12,782
Maybe...
863
00:39:13,697 --> 00:39:15,220
Maybe I truly believe
864
00:39:15,264 --> 00:39:19,573
that Miss Riverdale Teen
Queen can change lives,
865
00:39:19,616 --> 00:39:22,315
even a life as broken
and hopeless as Ethel's.
866
00:39:24,142 --> 00:39:26,362
Or maybe I just didn't want you to win.
867
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,407
I guess you'll never know.
868
00:39:28,364 --> 00:39:29,757
But know this, Elizabeth,
869
00:39:31,759 --> 00:39:34,109
even with all your
do-gooding and grandstanding,
870
00:39:34,152 --> 00:39:36,764
Ethel would have lost.
871
00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:39,201
Her life is gonna be
better because of me.
872
00:39:40,768 --> 00:39:41,768
You remember that.
873
00:39:43,379 --> 00:39:44,511
No matter what happens next.
874
00:39:47,644 --> 00:39:49,994
You can say whatever
you want to me, Mom.
875
00:39:54,477 --> 00:39:55,477
Downplay,
876
00:39:56,914 --> 00:39:57,914
equivocate.
877
00:40:00,657 --> 00:40:04,095
But you did a decent thing for once.
878
00:40:04,139 --> 00:40:06,446
And I may not understand the reason why,
879
00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:08,796
but I'm choosing to
believe that deep down,
880
00:40:09,884 --> 00:40:11,276
you are a kind,
881
00:40:12,713 --> 00:40:13,713
caring,
882
00:40:15,019 --> 00:40:16,281
good person.
883
00:40:17,152 --> 00:40:18,632
You think so, do you?
884
00:40:18,675 --> 00:40:19,675
I do.
885
00:40:21,896 --> 00:40:22,896
And I love you.
886
00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:35,779
♪ The hands of time ♪
887
00:40:35,823 --> 00:40:38,086
♪ Keep turning round ♪
888
00:40:38,129 --> 00:40:40,044
♪ Around and round... ♪
889
00:40:44,222 --> 00:40:46,007
Dear Monica Posh...
890
00:40:46,050 --> 00:40:48,009
Dear Sandy Sapphire...
891
00:40:48,052 --> 00:40:50,315
Dear Coral Peasebottom...
892
00:40:50,359 --> 00:40:52,622
Dear Bitsy Block...
893
00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,494
Dear Carrie Carryon...
894
00:40:54,537 --> 00:40:55,712
Dear Edith Cupps...
895
00:40:57,801 --> 00:40:59,629
First, let me begin by saying
896
00:40:59,673 --> 00:41:02,240
you are not alone in this world.
897
00:41:02,284 --> 00:41:04,025
And though it may not
feel like it today,
898
00:41:06,854 --> 00:41:09,422
there is hope for a better tomorrow.
899
00:41:09,465 --> 00:41:12,686
In fact, we girls are that hope.
900
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:23,388
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