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Sid: In the beginning,
there was The Boom.
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♪♪
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Mankind used its
science against itself,
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reducing the glittering towers
of glass and steel to dust.
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♪♪
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My name is Sid.
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I was born into a
world with no past.
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No future.
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Wandering the endless Wasteland.
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Alone.
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♪♪
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[ Engines revving ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hey, guys! Over here!
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Over here...
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[ Groans ]
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Let's go!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Must I do everything myself?
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Puny desert trash.
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♪♪
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No one escapes the
wrath of Freya Exaltada!
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♪♪
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[ Grunting ]
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♪♪
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Ah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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You're a tough little cockroach.
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And you're a psychotic bitch.
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♪♪
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[ Both moaning ]
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I did not see that coming.
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♪♪
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♪ Once in my
life, I had no one ♪
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Aw. Cute.
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♪ Searched all around
this lonely town ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Blows nose ]
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Mazel tov!
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♪♪
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Are you sure about this?
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I don't like the look of it.
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Oh, come on.
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What's so scary about
moving to the suburbs?
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♪♪
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Shall we?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Heavy metal music plays ]
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Sid: Freya, have
you seen my tie?
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I'm late for work.
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I've never had a 9:00
to 5:00 job before.
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Hey, we moved to Boomtown
to share a life together.
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I was on the road all the
time with my warlording,
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and you wanted to move
out of that cramped boulder
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you were hiding
under like a crab.
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Which means one of us
needs to start making shmoney.
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Just give it a shot, okay?
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Okay. I'll try.
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There's my brave road warrior.
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Scraps! Breakfast is ready!
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Aw, kibble again?
How frickin' lucky am I?
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Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast.
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Sit.
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Sit. [ Groans ]
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Who's a good war dog?
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Who's willing to lay down
his life in combat for Mommy?
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I am, I am.
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Alright, I'm gonna get going.
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I don't want to be late
for my first day at work.
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Um, are you gonna
be alright here?
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Oh, yeah. I can
warlord from anywhere.
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Mm. I'm gonna have these people
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renouncing their
old gods by lunch.
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I'm sure you will.
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Hey, no slaughtering
women and children.
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I'll try.
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Love you. Love you more.
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Alright. See you later.
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Bye!
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Ooh.
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I ate that way too fast.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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Um, excuse me.
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I'm... I'm looking
for "The Junkman."
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Well, go wait in line with
the rest of the filthy animals.
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[ Growls ]
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- No offence.
- Um, my name's Sid.
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I'm your new employee.
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Ah, you're the
new wasteland hire.
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Morris "The Junkman"
Rubinstein at your service.
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Be right with you. Alright.
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So, your carburettor
comes to 75 bird beaks.
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That's outrageous!
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Hey, if you think you can
find a better deal elsewhere,
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go for it.
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I think the next nearest
outpost of human civilisation
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is about a thousand
miles from here.
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[ Growls ]
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I would've given it to
him for 50 bird beaks,
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the big stinkin' lug.
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No offence.
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Uh, closed for lunch.
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I like to hire one of
you underprivileged
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Wastelanders every year.
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Part of my way of giving
back to the community.
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Plus, I get a huge tax break.
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So, tell me, Sid, how much do
you know about the junk game?
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Uh, isn't it just buying and
selling a bunch of trash?
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Oh, it's not trash. It's junk.
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And I'll have you know,
I've built an empire
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out of this stuff,
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ever since I received
my first rusty trombone.
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Oh, there it is.
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Yes, quite rusty.
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Alright, we'll start you off
as a junior junk associate
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and see if you're
worth anything.
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Any questions? Uh,
yeah, just where do I sit?
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Any small hole will do,
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preferably without a
mutated beast living in it,
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but I can obviously
make that work, too.
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You don't have to sit in a hole.
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You get a desk.
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I get that whole desk to myself?
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The chair, too?
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Snacks are in the kitchenette,
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and if you need anything else,
just ask the office manager.
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Sound good? Yeah.
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Yeah, sounds good.
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Ah.
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This is my chair.
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Citizens of Boomtown,
it is I, Freya Exaltada,
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Commander of the Seventh Legion,
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Slayer of the Dread Rat King,
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and High Priestess
of Old Cincinnati.
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I command you to bend
the knee or face my axe.
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Citizens? Hello?
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Is this thing on?
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Hey, this is your future
overlord you're ignoring.
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You're being
very rude. [ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Freya Exaltada.
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I have been programmed
to eliminate you...
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for being a messy bitch.
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Ah! Ah!
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It was a joke.
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It's funny how I
thought I was gonna die.
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Scraps, you remember
my best friend, TI-90.
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Call me Tai.
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What are you doing in Boomtown?
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Oh, I had to stop
by the genius bar
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to get my hardware cleaned.
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I hooked up with the
hottest killbot last night,
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but I woke up with
all these pop-ups.
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I really hope I
don't have a virus.
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Oh, my God. You are such a ho.
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I know. I really am.
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More importantly, what
are you doing here?
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Sid and I live here now.
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You do?
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Like some sort of
ironic performance art?
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No. Like, as my actual life.
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Why? What's wrong?
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Oh, girl, we need to talk.
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Like, now. Sure.
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Uh, Scraps, why
don't you take over?
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Yeah, got it.
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Citizens of Boomtown,
give me treats.
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I've been a good boy.
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Alright, newbies, you
better pay attention
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if you want to be half as
successful as me one day.
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Oh, good one, boss. As if.
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Hey, Junkman!
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That carburettor you
sold me was busted.
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Well, you should've
read the fine print.
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It says, "Tough luck, sucker."
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You will pay for this in blood!
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Ooh. Hey, hey!
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[ Employees murmuring ]
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Say, that was some
pretty quick thinking.
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What do you say you
and the missus come over
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for dinner tonight?
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I'd like to discuss your
future at this company.
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My future?
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Yeah, I would like that
very much, Mr. Rubinstein.
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Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
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Freya, exactly how much do
you know about Boomtown?
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Not much. I mean,
I've burned places like it
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to the ground, if that counts.
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No, these people
aren't like you and me.
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They don't care about
having fun or being cool.
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They've basically
given up on life.
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Because the world is an
uninhabitable hellscape?
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No. Because
they've settled down.
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All they do is go
to their boring jobs
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and then go back home
to their boring families.
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They're like robots, and
I'm allowed to say that
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because I am a robot.
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Oh, God.
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I think we made a horrible
mistake moving here.
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Freya! There you are.
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We need to talk. Oh, Sid.
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Thank God.
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Look, I know I asked you to
give Boomtown a shot, and...
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Yeah, I know, and I
am so glad you did.
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You are? Yeah.
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I love it here.
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Ooh.
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Sid: I hope I make
a good impression
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on Mr. Rubinstein tonight.
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I've never been to a
fancy dinner party before.
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What do you think?
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Found it on the corpse
of an old train conductor.
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Too try-hard? I
don't understand.
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I thought being a road
warrior was your whole thing.
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I don't know. Maybe
this is my thing.
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You know, back in the Wasteland,
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I was always so hot
and covered in sand.
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Looking back, I-I think
I might have been, like,
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low-key depressed.
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I don't know. This...
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This feels like somewhere
I could be really happy,
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and I have you
to thank for that.
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I'm so glad to hear that.
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I guess I should
probably go change.
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Greetings.
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Welcome to Chez Morris.
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Good evening, Mr. Rubinstein.
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This is my wife, Freya.
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Ah, yes. Tis I.
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The wife.
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Ooh-la-la.
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Morris Rubinstein.
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Literal garbage person.
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Please, come in.
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Whoa. This is your house?
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Yes, it's an authentic
McMansion from the 2020s.
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We kept the original
laminate floors,
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the chairs that
only spin halfway,
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and after dinner, we
can retire to le ball pit.
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Pretty swanky, huh?
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Yeah, this place is incredible.
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Honey, the guests are here!
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How lovely to meet you.
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I'm Holly.
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Ah! She's a ghost! Kill it!
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Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
I forgot to explain.
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Holly is a hologram.
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I bought her after my
second marriage hit the skids.
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Holly is my queen.
She's the light of my life.
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And I love you,
darling. Damn it!
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I was right in the
middle of talking!
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Oops. Silly me.
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Always forgetting my place.
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I'll get dinner ready.
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Yeah. Why don't you do that?
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Ain't she a doll?
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00:11:39,809 --> 00:11:41,120
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
266
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,799
I made Morris's
favourite... Fried rat.
267
00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:45,759
What can I say? I'm a foodie.
268
00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:49,080
Wow. I have never
tried real rat before.
269
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:50,519
Thank you so much.
270
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:54,009
Um...
271
00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:55,490
What are you doing?
272
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,409
That's a cockroach fork.
273
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,210
That's a rat fork.
274
00:11:59,309 --> 00:12:01,820
Oh. No, no, no. Of
course. I was joking.
275
00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:03,895
Um, can you imagine if I
didn't know which fork to use?
276
00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:06,220
Like some feral beast.
277
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,019
So pathetic and stupid.
278
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:13,230
[ Silverware clattering ]
279
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:17,509
So, Holly, you're a
hologram. That's cool.
280
00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:18,990
Oh, yes.
281
00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:22,240
I love doing menial chores
all day and still finding time
282
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,840
to satisfy Morris's
every want and need.
283
00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:26,360
Soon enough, that'll be you.
284
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,200
No!
285
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:31,049
Sorry. Just girl talk.
286
00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:33,970
Um, darling, maybe I should
go home and check on Scraps.
287
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,870
I mean, he hasn't been
home by himself before.
288
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,450
But we just got here.
289
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,850
I'm... I'm sure Scraps doesn't
even realise we're gone.
290
00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:42,740
What is happening?!
291
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,620
Why did they do this to me?!
292
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:50,019
Time is a liar!
293
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,129
Aaaah!
294
00:12:53,129 --> 00:12:56,389
Um, may I use the bathroom?
295
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,789
It's right over there,
but you'll need this key
296
00:12:58,889 --> 00:13:01,879
attached to a giant
spoon to get in.
297
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,980
Be right back.
298
00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:07,460
Must be so fun to
use the bathroom.
299
00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:15,490
[ Hand rings ]
300
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:18,769
This better be important!
I'm at Zion, bitch!
301
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,250
Oh, Tai, thank God.
302
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,895
I need you to come rescue
me from Sid's boss's house.
303
00:13:21,919 --> 00:13:23,336
These people are even
worse than you said.
304
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,700
Oh, no, no. I can't leave now.
305
00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:26,259
This party is lit!
306
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,899
Everyone is so hot and sweaty
307
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,179
and unidentifiably
multi-cultural!
308
00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:31,710
Please, if I stay
here any longer,
309
00:13:31,809 --> 00:13:33,505
I think I'm literally
gonna kill one of them.
310
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:35,990
Ugh, fine. Drop me a
pin. I'll come get you.
311
00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:39,070
Yes! Oh, my God, I love
you, I love you, I love you.
312
00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:40,919
Love you!
313
00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,919
Sorry. Excuse me.
314
00:13:43,019 --> 00:13:44,320
Pardon me.
315
00:13:44,419 --> 00:13:46,279
No, we get it. "We're
all alive and free."
316
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,320
Get over yourselves.
317
00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:50,639
Ah. Sorry about that.
318
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,450
You're just in time.
319
00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:54,686
You didn't tell me your husband
here was born under a rock.
320
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,730
I fairness, it was voted
the seventh best rock
321
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,649
to give birth under,
but yeah, point taken.
322
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,899
Yes, sir, this is the life.
323
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,820
Big house, hot wife... Oh.
324
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:07,059
And more bird beak than
I know what to do with.
325
00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:09,820
I mean, there must be
more to life than that, right?
326
00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:13,070
What about adventure,
excitement, meaning?
327
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:14,350
Uh-oh.
328
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:15,625
Your wife is
starting to sound like
329
00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:17,750
one of those dirty Wastelanders.
330
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,950
"Hey, man, I just want
to drive my crazy car
331
00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:22,159
and get into road wars."
332
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:25,559
That's very good.
We do sound like that.
333
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:28,039
Must contain rising bloodlust.
334
00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:30,889
"You stole this land from
the radioactive zombies.
335
00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:32,169
They were here first."
336
00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:33,970
Oh, darling, you're so funny.
337
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,090
Not to mention
sexually attractive.
338
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,450
This is it.
339
00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:39,570
I'm gonna murder
him. It's happening.
340
00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:42,779
"Save the whale. He's
the last of his kind."
341
00:14:42,879 --> 00:14:44,399
Yeah, right. If I ever
meet that whale,
342
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,480
I'm gonna harpoon his ass.
343
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:51,549
Sorry. Door was locked.
344
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,269
Tai?
345
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,669
What are you doing here?
346
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,990
What... What a
crazy coinki-dink.
347
00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,590
Huh? Don't you remember?
348
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:02,200
You were going to help me
back up my files to the cloud.
349
00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:04,720
Huh. You know, I
didn't take you two
350
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,279
to be a couple of robot lovers.
351
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:09,559
What's that supposed to mean?
352
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,210
Oh, nothing.
353
00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:15,090
Uh, I think robots play a
very important role in society...
354
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:18,210
for cleaning up my
trash, ya frickin' Roomba.
355
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:22,139
Oh, you did not just say that.
356
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,019
Annihilation mode, activated.
357
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,340
♪♪
358
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,539
Whoa!
359
00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:29,340
♪♪
360
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,789
[ Growls in slow motion ]
361
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:37,429
[ Chuckles ]
362
00:15:37,529 --> 00:15:40,830
You've got mail, bitch.
363
00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:42,440
Wow.
364
00:15:42,539 --> 00:15:45,440
Some people don't know
how to behave at a dinner party.
365
00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,519
Not like us, right,
Mr. Rubinstein?
366
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,720
Get out!
367
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,259
And don't bother
coming in on Monday.
368
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,250
You're fired!
369
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:55,350
Coffee, anyone?
370
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,570
Tonight was a disaster.
371
00:15:58,669 --> 00:15:59,966
Tai was completely
out of control.
372
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,336
He's an emotionless
killing machine.
373
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,700
Why is he always so dramatic?
374
00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:05,980
It wasn't Tai's fault.
375
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,580
I asked him to come.
376
00:16:08,679 --> 00:16:10,259
Wait. Sorry, why?
377
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,669
'Cause I'm not
ready to settle down.
378
00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:14,546
I don't want to turn into
one of these boring people.
379
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:16,145
I liked who we were
back in the Wasteland...
380
00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:17,669
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
381
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,429
Who said anything about
becoming like one of these people?
382
00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:22,320
You seem so happy here.
383
00:16:22,419 --> 00:16:24,320
I thought that's
what you wanted.
384
00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:28,200
Freya, I'm happy here
because I'm here with you.
385
00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:31,250
Alright, I don't care if
we live in Boomtown
386
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:34,529
or the Wasteland
or anywhere else.
387
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:39,730
As long as I'm with the
same violent, sadistic,
388
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:43,340
psychotic warlord
that I fell in love with.
389
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,019
Oh, Sid.
390
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:51,909
♪♪
391
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:52,909
[ Gasps ]
392
00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:55,350
What happened?
393
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:58,309
Oh, hey, you guys are back.
394
00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:00,309
So, it's probably
not the best time,
395
00:17:00,409 --> 00:17:04,720
but someone
barfed in your shoes,
396
00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,319
and then...
397
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:08,500
And then they ate...
They ate the barf.
398
00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:13,089
♪♪
399
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,890
[ Vacuum whirring ]
400
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:17,970
How lucky am I that our guests
401
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:21,380
left such a big mess
for me to clean up? Ha!
402
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,180
Will you keep it down, please?
I'm trying to read the paper.
403
00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:26,059
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
404
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,039
I didn't mean to interrupt
your studies, dear.
405
00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:32,549
Oh, geez.
406
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,809
Couldn't you at least
use the other hole?
407
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,910
It is I, Freya Exaltada,
Doom Bringer Extremus,
408
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:41,476
Sultanness of the
Great Garbage Islands,
409
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,720
and Runner-Up
in the third annual
410
00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:46,000
Wasteland Beatbox Championships.
411
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,359
Wikki-wikki!
412
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:50,279
I command you to
give Sid his job back.
413
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:51,890
Oh, yeah? Or what?
414
00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:53,529
You'll curtsy me to death?
415
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,210
[ Both laugh ] Nope.
416
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,210
I'm gonna beat the crap out
of you like a goddamn warlord.
417
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:00,410
Oh.
418
00:18:00,509 --> 00:18:01,740
Hi-yah!
419
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:03,819
Ow! Stop that!
420
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,940
Oh, Morris, I didn't know
421
00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:08,819
that you could fit your head
up your own butt like that.
422
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,029
Oh, it stinks in here!
My flexible man.
423
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:13,150
[ Cackles ]
424
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,589
♪♪
425
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:18,829
Well, it was really great
getting to know you.
426
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:21,759
I know I only sat on you
once, but it was probably
427
00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:23,839
the most meaningful
experience of my life.
428
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,039
Uh, Sid, uh, can I
have a word with you?
429
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,440
Mr. Rubinstein, what
happened to you?
430
00:18:28,539 --> 00:18:29,799
Oh, nothing.
431
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,970
I-I slipped getting
out of the shower.
432
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,650
I certainly didn't
have my oesophagus
433
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,609
pulled through my butthole.
434
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:36,849
Okay.
435
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,049
Uh, on a completely
unrelated note,
436
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:42,059
I'm thinking of giving
you your job back.
437
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,859
Really? What changed? What?
438
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,215
People can't change their
minds without being flayed alive
439
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,940
and having your ribcage
played like a cartoon xylophone?
440
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:54,670
So, what do you say?
441
00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:55,990
Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
442
00:18:56,089 --> 00:18:57,506
Yeah, I won't let
you down. I promise.
443
00:18:57,529 --> 00:18:58,950
Well, you better not.
444
00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:02,480
I expect you to
deliver, or else.
445
00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:06,880
Oh, and uh, please give
my regards to the missus.
446
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,640
You know, not in a pushy way.
447
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,160
You know, in a
polite, friendly way.
448
00:19:10,259 --> 00:19:11,569
Sure.
449
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:13,970
I mean, not too
polite, either. Just...
450
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,210
You know what?
451
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:17,690
Just forget I said anything.
452
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,490
Welcome back.
453
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:22,779
Oh, God, the pain.
454
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,299
Ohh.
455
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,099
♪♪
456
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,019
You hear that, chair?
457
00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:30,579
♪♪
458
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,990
We're back!
459
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,089
[ Laughs ]
460
00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:38,625
I am really excited to
go to work tomorrow.
461
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:40,029
I do belong here,
462
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,759
and I am gonna prove
that to Mr. Rubinstein.
463
00:19:42,859 --> 00:19:45,160
You know what? I'm excited, too.
464
00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:47,960
I mean, so what if Boomtown
isn't as cool as the Wasteland?
465
00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:50,160
We'll make it cool.
466
00:19:50,259 --> 00:19:51,569
As long as we're together.
467
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,569
As long as we're together.
468
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,450
Mind if I scooch in?
469
00:19:55,549 --> 00:19:57,569
Scraps, you know you're
not allowed on the bed.
470
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,029
Aw, just for one night?
471
00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:04,579
I can't say no to that
face. Come in here, boy.
472
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,099
Yes!
473
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,140
♪♪
474
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,339
A little bit over.
475
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,869
Okay.
476
00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:13,990
Ahh.
477
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,069
Yeah.
478
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,329
This feels right.
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