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Oh, that's great.

Hi. Ah, you are a porn yoga instructor for the day.

Oh, man.

Yeah, sure. I'm just kidding. Glossy thing.

What exactly are we stretching here?

I can feel the stretch deep right here.

It's like.

It's almost like, I guess, the yoga pose pigeon, but I'm just doing it on my side.

Right.

If you were to personify the name of this, what would it be called?

Oh, God.

Our names.

The things that just always taste sexy. Vision. That's just.

Yeah, a sexy pigeon.

I mean, you don't have to be creative here.

Did you.

Have you ever done yoga naked?

Like, actually in a class?

No, I haven't done a naked weight.

I'm lying to you.

I'm lying to you.

I did naked yoga on a swingers

cruise where I was going as a teacher.

I taught classes on anal and oral sex, and I cut and I.

Yeah, and I cut someone else's classes.

They had, like, a sunrise, the naked yoga by the pool deck.

Interesting. Oh, that's really fun.

I was just casually.

Have you ever done naked yoga?

And you've done naked?

And I assumed the answer was.

I'm like, No. Why did I.

Did I also do that at Burning Man?

I don't know. It's all kind of a blur.

Yeah, it's like a while ago, though, it was like 2013.

What's now? You can't be friends.

So you taught a class on anal and oral sex.

Two separate classes.

Who did you get the most set of questions?

Did you get weird questions from somebody?

I feel like there's always that one guy because I taught rage.

And there's always be that one kid you hate.

You just ask within random questions. Yeah.

Luckily, people mostly stayed on topic and all the questions were like

predictable things.

I was glad people were comfortable enough

to write ask questions in my anal class about things like,

you know, you know, long guys or things like, What about the mess?

There's like a huge section of my class that is a mess.

What about the mess?

How to clean out the realities of dealing with it.

So, yeah, you know, we just talk about all kinds of things, all sex and stuff.

Oh, yeah, it's very practical. The swingers cruise.

I've never been to Las Vegas. I'm assuming this is out of Florida.

I'm assumption.

No, we did L.A.. Oh, okay.

I think we cruise down in Sonata. What?

What is a swingers cruise like?

Oh, well, this is this was sort of a lifestyle cruise.

So there were swingers kink stories. Yeah.

Kingston is polyamorous.

It's kind of like voyeurs.

Exhibitionists know, even like, cuckold.

There was, like, a Really?

Yeah, there was, like, a chocolate room.

It was like a playroom where like sort of a single black

guys hung out for, like, the guys who want to see

their wives get kicked out or anything like that.

Yeah, there's a whole subsection of yeah, like, Oh yeah.

The chocolate room at, at swingers events is a thing I did not know that.

The chocolate room. Yeah, There you go.

So how do you define your style?

I'd say

I'm sort of

I'm definitely polyamorous, but I always say that I like

I like to have lots of sex

that it's going to sex parties and things where they're swingers.

So I tell people I'm like, I'm slowly like swingers falling slowly, particularly.

Yeah. All right.

So we've gone from sex yoga to just straight up guys.

Yeah.

I mean, just go myself. Yeah.

So have you ever done jiu jitsu in a set?

Super sexy?

Because we know you loved it.

Oh, I want to start with this.

As a guy ever gotten a boner while rolling with you and jujitsu, man?

Not that I know of, but someone I know

told me he had to move me so he wouldn't.

Oh, interesting.

Oh, yeah.

So, yeah, you've done jiu jitsu. In a sense.

I have this

primal fetish shoots, nude

wrestling things, and some of them turn into sex.

So we did one that was sort of a hybrid.

I really like to try

Ultimates Surrender, the kink thing where you, like, actually fight for a rhino.

So they actually do it.

It's not staged. Yeah.

Oh, Ultimate surrender is the only one I know of.

That's like, really, like, you really have to fight like.

And they really looking for people who will fight.

Who would girls, you know, couldn't beat you. Oh.

Oh, my God.

They've got several purple belts who run

the ultimate surrender.

So that would kick my ass.

Yeah, cause I'm a new blue belt. Oh, yeah.

So let's say you're in sex jujitsu and you're trying to get out of this move.

How would you do it?

Oh, man.

I think for this one, I'd probably just try to regroup, like,

and get out and regain my guy by kicking is now over there. Right.

Could you get in the guard from this? Oh, yeah.

But you have to take the dick out.

So for me, explain what happened.

This is a close gardener.

See the students who want to learn that move?

I mean, but he wasn't really defending.

I just sort of pulled my leg out and still around.

Was it?

Didn't I? Yeah.

Oh, wow.

And then you got this grip.

Look at these legs.

Those strong legs.

So and unfortunately for me, this is like, no,

guys can't do a lot of the stuff I like to do.

Like I can't grab his sleeves and, and spider guard him.

I'm just going, do they teach nipple guard like you can?

Oh, discover nipples doesn't seem like a very solid grip.

Then you've got to move on my hands to get a solid grip on wrists.

Right now, I'll teach naked jujitsu. Maybe for the next one. You.

Oh, man. Jujitsu. Jujitsu. Oh, my gosh.

That's it.

So, like, once I become, I think at least a purple belt, like,

then I could be qualified to teach new jitsu.

If you were going to go, just know.

Get to check him out or to submit him quickly.

What would you do from here?

Oh, I just shoot for triangle in the triangle, too.

Yeah. One leg.

You go up there, the other go around him, grab his arm, angle it, settle in.

You think you have time for this? Ow!

Oh, Samantha, do you see?

That's like the animal combo for me.

If I really want to submit the discus.

Do you use both?

I can Really?

I can usually finish someone off pretty fast like that.

Yeah, Just like, how am I not ready?

She just let it happen?

Yes. In 600.

What you need to.

I mean, probably the same as no gear, which I'm like my no gear is garbage.

So I'd say a white belt. Oh, that's better.

Oh, that's usually to say I'm only

to just so often.

6 to 2 oh 6 to 2 solid brown belt.

Yeah. How many stripes?

I don't know. I haven't thought about that.

And I've got a dick in me right now, so this is a little tricky.

But see, that's the whole skill of the images.

And maybe that's.

Oh yeah, maybe that's why I haven't got my black belt.

Yeah. They can't do.

I can just quiet my mind right now.

I meditate. Focus. Yeah.

Because, like, what's

on this conversation?

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, oh, oh.

This is. Yeah.

Have you ever had sex and then jiu jitsu? Jenny?

Oh, I wish.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm sure, Professor Love that

looks up.

So relaxing.

Sounds fun, you know? Oh, you can find me on Twitter.

Riley. Rachel, Ex.

That's Riley.

Why are you, what, x x x or on Instagram at Rachel Riley.

Ray is.

Oh, we'll find you there.

Thank you.

Passively go

this time to come back.

Oh, I missed you, producer.

You fuck me so I'll let you to cover my face

completely and you're gonna glaze it with your hand.

I want it all over me.

Oh, please, please, please, please, please give it to me.

Look good.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Uh huh.

Oh, yeah.

I get it everywhere. Oh.

Oh, my

hand. Mm.

Oh, thank you, Mr.

Princess.

To cover my face completely in your come this glaze it with.

Here, come. I want it all over me.

Oh, please, please, please, please, please give it to me.

Got oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Uh huh, oh yeah.

I get it everywhere.

Oh, Oh, my.

Oh, thank you, Mr.

Princess. Hmm.

Mm hmm. Mm.

Oh, I.

I see it.

All right.

Oh, is we find you in the corner yet again?

So somebody who knows a lot about sex.

Would you say that facials are a good way to prevent pregnancy?

They're a great way to prevent pregnancy.

I don't think there's any way I could conceive with the semen on my face.

I would really have to make a concerted effort to to to shovel it in.

Right.

So, yeah.

And keep just so people know and keep the semen out of their

and you funnel it toward the face face.

Right.

So I mean is any other body part really you could you could do

you do the titties, you could come on the ass,

you could come on the back of the knee if you want.

I don't know what your life is.

So virtually, if you just don't come in there yet, it's harder.

It's.

Yeah, that's.

That's the way it goes.

So have you read any books that have influenced your thinking

about this or anything that I say officials work for?

Yeah, well, I mean, they don't really talk about facials

in the book, but it's certainly implied.

The book Countdown by Alan Weisman talks about the exponential growth of population

and how that exponential growth is unsustainable.

And it talks about everything from,

you know, birth control, pregnancy prevention to

our options to generate more

food and resources for the people that do exist on the planet.

But so as somebody who's a super nerd, as you watch, I'm assuming new ventures.

So do you agree with Santos then?

You know, I feel like if you had the magic gantlet,

why wouldn't you use it to create more resources or to create

better access to population control?

Why would you just wipe people out?

Same thing will happen over again.

You've created generations of trauma.

It just doesn't seem like a good solution to the problem.

Really.

Thank you.

All right.

So Riley is

a lot of the time

that after a surfer guy off in real life, we also play this a little more of it.

How's that feel?

And I just, like, keep doing it.

Could get away from me that I'm the person.

O to bring that cock, say.

He is just like that first,

Excuse

me. Now.