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Oh, that's great.
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Hi. Ah, you are a porn yoga instructor
for the day.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah, sure. I'm just kidding.
Glossy thing.
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What exactly are we stretching here?
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I can feel the stretch deep right here.
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It's like.
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It's almost like, I guess, the yoga pose
pigeon, but I'm just doing it on my side.
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Right.
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If you were to personify the name of this,
what would it be called?
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Oh, God.
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Our names.
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The things that just always taste
sexy. Vision. That's just.
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Yeah, a sexy pigeon.
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I mean, you don't have to be creative
here.
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Did you.
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Have you ever done yoga naked?
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Like, actually in a class?
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No, I haven't done a naked weight.
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I'm lying to you.
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I'm lying to you.
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I did naked yoga on a swingers
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cruise where I was going as a teacher.
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I taught classes on anal and oral sex,
and I cut and I.
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Yeah, and I cut someone else's classes.
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They had, like, a sunrise,
the naked yoga by the pool deck.
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Interesting. Oh, that's really fun.
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I was just casually.
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Have you ever done naked yoga?
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And you've done naked?
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And I assumed the answer was.
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I'm like, No. Why did I.
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Did I also do that at Burning Man?
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I don't know. It's all kind of a blur.
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Yeah, it's like a while ago, though,
it was like 2013.
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What's now? You can't be friends.
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So you taught a class on anal
and oral sex.
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Two separate classes.
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Who did you get the most set of questions?
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Did you get weird questions from somebody?
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I feel like there's always that one
guy because I taught rage.
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And there's always be that one kid
you hate.
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You just ask within random questions.
Yeah.
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Luckily, people mostly stayed on topic
and all the questions were like
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predictable things.
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I was glad people were comfortable enough
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to write ask questions
in my anal class about things like,
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you know, you know, long guys
or things like, What about the mess?
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There's like a huge section of my class
that is a mess.
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What about the mess?
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How to clean out the realities
of dealing with it.
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So, yeah, you know, we just talk about
all kinds of things, all sex and stuff.
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Oh, yeah, it's very practical.
The swingers cruise.
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I've never been to Las Vegas.
I'm assuming this is out of Florida.
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I'm assumption.
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No, we did L.A.. Oh, okay.
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I think we cruise down in Sonata. What?
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What is a swingers cruise like?
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Oh, well, this is
this was sort of a lifestyle cruise.
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So there were swingers kink stories. Yeah.
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Kingston is polyamorous.
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It's kind of like voyeurs.
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Exhibitionists know, even like, cuckold.
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There was, like, a Really?
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Yeah, there was, like, a chocolate room.
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It was like a playroom
where like sort of a single black
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guys hung out for, like,
the guys who want to see
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their wives get kicked out
or anything like that.
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Yeah, there's a whole subsection
of yeah, like, Oh yeah.
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The chocolate room at, at swingers
events is a thing I did not know that.
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The chocolate room. Yeah, There you go.
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So how do you define your style?
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I'd say
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I'm sort of
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I'm definitely polyamorous,
but I always say that I like
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I like to have lots of sex
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that it's going to sex parties
and things where they're swingers.
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So I tell people I'm like, I'm slowly like
swingers falling slowly, particularly.
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Yeah. All right.
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So we've gone from sex yoga
to just straight up guys.
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Yeah.
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I mean, just go myself. Yeah.
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So have you ever done jiu jitsu in a set?
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Super sexy?
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Because we know you loved it.
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Oh, I want to start with this.
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As a guy ever gotten a boner
while rolling with you and jujitsu, man?
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Not that I know of, but someone I know
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told me he had to move me so he wouldn't.
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Oh, interesting.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, yeah,
you've done jiu jitsu. In a sense.
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I have this
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primal fetish shoots, nude
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wrestling things,
and some of them turn into sex.
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So we did one that was sort of a hybrid.
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I really like to try
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Ultimates Surrender, the kink thing where
you, like, actually fight for a rhino.
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So they actually do it.
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It's not staged. Yeah.
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Oh, Ultimate surrender is the only one
I know of.
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That's like, really, like,
you really have to fight like.
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And they really looking for people
who will fight.
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Who would girls,
you know, couldn't beat you. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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They've got several purple belts who run
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the ultimate surrender.
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So that would kick my ass.
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Yeah, cause I'm a new blue belt. Oh, yeah.
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So let's say you're in sex jujitsu
and you're trying to get out of this move.
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How would you do it?
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Oh, man.
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I think for this one, I'd probably
just try to regroup, like,
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and get out and regain my guy
by kicking is now over there. Right.
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Could you get in the
guard from this? Oh, yeah.
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But you have to take the dick out.
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So for me, explain what happened.
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This is a close gardener.
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See the students
who want to learn that move?
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I mean, but he wasn't really defending.
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I just sort of pulled my leg out
and still around.
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Was it?
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Didn't I? Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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And then you got this grip.
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Look at these legs.
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Those strong legs.
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So and unfortunately for me,
this is like, no,
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guys can't do a lot of the stuff
I like to do.
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Like I can't grab his sleeves
and, and spider guard him.
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I'm just going,
do they teach nipple guard like you can?
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Oh, discover nipples
doesn't seem like a very solid grip.
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Then you've got to move on my hands
to get a solid grip on wrists.
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Right now, I'll teach naked jujitsu.
Maybe for the next one. You.
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Oh, man. Jujitsu. Jujitsu. Oh, my gosh.
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That's it.
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So, like, once I become,
I think at least a purple belt, like,
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then I could be
qualified to teach new jitsu.
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If you were going to go, just know.
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Get to check him out
or to submit him quickly.
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What would you do from here?
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Oh, I just shoot for triangle
in the triangle, too.
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Yeah. One leg.
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You go up there, the other go around
him, grab his arm, angle it, settle in.
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You think you have time for this? Ow!
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Oh, Samantha, do you see?
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That's like the animal combo for me.
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If I really want to submit the discus.
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Do you use both?
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I can Really?
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I can usually finish someone off
pretty fast like that.
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Yeah, Just like, how am I not ready?
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She just let it happen?
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Yes. In 600.
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What you need to.
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I mean, probably the same as no gear,
which I'm like my no gear is garbage.
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So I'd say a white belt.
Oh, that's better.
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Oh, that's usually to say I'm only
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to just so often.
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6 to 2 oh 6 to 2 solid brown belt.
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Yeah. How many stripes?
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I don't know.
I haven't thought about that.
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And I've got a dick in me right now,
so this is a little tricky.
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But see,
that's the whole skill of the images.
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And maybe that's.
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Oh yeah, maybe
that's why I haven't got my black belt.
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Yeah. They can't do.
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I can just quiet my mind right now.
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I meditate. Focus. Yeah.
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Because, like, what's
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on this conversation?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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This is. Yeah.
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Have you ever had sex
and then jiu jitsu? Jenny?
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Oh, I wish.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I'm sure, Professor Love that
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looks up.
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So relaxing.
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Sounds fun,
you know? Oh, you can find me on Twitter.
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Riley. Rachel, Ex.
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That's Riley.
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Why are you, what, x
x x or on Instagram at Rachel Riley.
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Ray is.
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Oh, we'll find you there.
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Thank you.
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Passively go
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this time to come back.
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Oh, I missed you, producer.
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You fuck me
so I'll let you to cover my face
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completely
and you're gonna glaze it with your hand.
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I want it all over me.
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Oh, please, please, please, please, please
give it to me.
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Look good.
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Oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, yeah.
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Uh huh.
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Oh, yeah.
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I get it everywhere. Oh.
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Oh, my
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hand. Mm.
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Oh, thank you, Mr.
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Princess.
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To cover my face completely in your come
this glaze it with.
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Here, come. I want it all over me.
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Oh, please, please, please, please, please
give it to me.
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Got oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
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Uh huh, oh yeah.
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I get it everywhere.
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Oh, Oh, my.
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Oh, thank you, Mr.
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Princess. Hmm.
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Mm hmm. Mm.
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Oh, I.
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I see it.
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All right.
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Oh, is we find you in the corner
yet again?
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So somebody who knows a lot about sex.
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Would you say that facials are a good way
to prevent pregnancy?
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They're a great way to prevent pregnancy.
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I don't think there's any way I could
conceive with the semen on my face.
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I would really have to make
a concerted effort to to to shovel it in.
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Right.
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So, yeah.
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And keep just so people know
and keep the semen out of their
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and you funnel it toward the face face.
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Right.
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So I mean is any other body part really
you could you could do
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you do the titties,
you could come on the ass,
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you could come on the back of the knee
if you want.
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I don't know what your life is.
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So virtually, if you just don't
come in there yet, it's harder.
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It's.
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Yeah, that's.
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That's the way it goes.
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So have you read any books
that have influenced your thinking
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about this
or anything that I say officials work for?
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Yeah, well, I mean,
they don't really talk about facials
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in the book, but it's certainly implied.
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The book Countdown by Alan Weisman talks
about the exponential growth of population
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and how that exponential growth
is unsustainable.
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And it talks about everything from,
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you know, birth
control, pregnancy prevention to
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our options to generate more
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food and resources for the people
that do exist on the planet.
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But so as somebody who's a super nerd,
as you watch, I'm assuming new ventures.
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So do you agree with Santos then?
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You know,
I feel like if you had the magic gantlet,
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why wouldn't you use it
to create more resources or to create
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better access to population control?
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Why would you just wipe people out?
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Same thing will happen over again.
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You've created generations of trauma.
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It just doesn't seem like a good solution
to the problem.
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Really.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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So Riley is
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a lot of the time
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that after a surfer guy off in real life,
we also play this a little more of it.
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How's that feel?
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And I just, like, keep doing it.
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Could get away from me
that I'm the person.
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O to bring that cock, say.
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He is just like that first,
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Excuse
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me. Now.
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