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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:04,369 (thunder crashing) 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:07,174 (child giggling) 3 00:00:08,510 --> 00:00:11,311 (haunting music) 4 00:00:17,619 --> 00:00:20,354 (logo clicking) 5 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,228 (energetic music) 6 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:34,401 ♪ You never said your name ♪ 7 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:41,408 ♪ And I took you just the same ♪ 8 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:47,513 ♪ And we danced to the beat of a different drum ♪ 9 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:50,382 ♪ Hot nights and so much fun ♪ 10 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:54,085 ♪ We were beautiful and we were young ♪ 11 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:58,356 ♪ We had the eyes of the world on us ♪ 12 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,661 ♪ Don't need to tell you that I'm almost there ♪ 13 00:01:01,663 --> 00:01:05,263 ♪ We're moving fast, but I just don't care ♪ 14 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,400 ♪ Without your love, I've got too much to bare ♪ 15 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,770 ♪ Feels like the world's crashing down ♪ 16 00:01:10,772 --> 00:01:12,772 ♪ World's crashing down ♪ 17 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:17,779 ♪ Just stay with me, just stay with me ♪ 18 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,817 ♪ Say you will just stay with me, just stay with me ♪ 19 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,855 ♪ Say you will ♪ 20 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:30,623 - Hey, excuse me. 21 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:32,157 Excuse me. You guys did great out there. 22 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,726 You look beautiful. - Thank you. 23 00:01:33,728 --> 00:01:35,360 - Yeah, so you guys, are you together, 24 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:36,394 or do you think I can get a dance? 25 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:37,763 - We're married, pal. 26 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,397 - Oh, you're married, you're married? 27 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,533 - Did you hear what I said? We're married. 28 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,167 See this ring? It's platinum. 29 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:43,502 That means strength. You can't break platinum. 30 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,637 You understand? - All right, all right. 31 00:01:44,639 --> 00:01:45,805 I didn't know, I didn't know. 32 00:01:45,807 --> 00:01:47,573 - No problem. 33 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,140 But we're dancing together, you still come up. 34 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,610 - All right, all right. It's all good. 35 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:53,579 - He was so hot. What's wrong with you? 36 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,480 - I'm not in the mood. 37 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,650 - This is why I wear this ring. Why do I wear this ring? 38 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,150 - Because it attracts the boys. 39 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,586 - Besides that. Well, I do. 40 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,721 And then when I'm done with them I go, 41 00:02:01,723 --> 00:02:02,855 "I gotta go home to my husband." 42 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,523 That's, this is why. 43 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,324 But another reason is 'cause I protect you. 44 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,395 I protect you. I'm a rescue squad. 45 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,368 (mellow music) 46 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:19,270 - Everyone having a great time tonight? 47 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,673 (crowd cheering) 48 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:22,708 Come on! What the hell am doing this for? 49 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,877 Is everyone having a great time tonight? 50 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:27,479 (crowd cheering) 51 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,348 Are you ready for this dance contest? 52 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,586 - [Crowd] Yeah! 53 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,691 I don't think anyone has in here 54 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,925 So I'm gonna need two couples to get up here 55 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:43,161 and volunteer and show this club what they've got. 56 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,764 - What do you think? Should we do it? 57 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:47,700 - No, Jill, this kind of place, 58 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:49,835 it's just better to watch. 59 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,607 (crowd cheering) 60 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:59,177 - You guys think you can dethrone the queen? 61 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,746 Do you think they can? 62 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,915 - [Crowd] No! 63 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:04,684 - All right. Let's see what you got. 64 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:06,919 Do you want fast or slow music? 65 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:08,353 - Fast. 66 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,958 (crowd cheering) 67 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,495 (energetic music) 68 00:03:39,821 --> 00:03:42,255 (energetic music continues) 69 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,642 - That was good, that was good. 70 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,013 (energetic music continues) 71 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:16,624 - All right, all right, not bad. 72 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:21,495 (crowd cheering) 73 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:26,532 What kind of music do you guys want? Slow or fast? 74 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,833 - Slow. 75 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,269 - All right. 76 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:34,041 (laid-back music) 77 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:46,587 (crowd cheering) 78 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:55,897 - Ooh, wow. 79 00:04:59,901 --> 00:05:03,638 (laid-back music continues) 80 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:27,094 (laid-back music continues) 81 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:32,667 (crowd cheering) 82 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,604 - Not bad. Not bad, but I'm sorry. 83 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,405 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that 84 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:41,574 to take my title. 85 00:05:41,576 --> 00:05:43,376 I don't even need do dance. 86 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,346 What are you all talking about? I'm a professional dancer. 87 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,616 I'm so confident I can take this title, 88 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,483 you can put me with anyone in this club 89 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,454 and I'll still win the competition. 90 00:06:03,064 --> 00:06:05,564 Hey you, what's your name? 91 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,132 - M-me? Me? 92 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,802 - Yeah, you. I'm looking right at you. 93 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,604 - Oh, m-my name's Jack. 94 00:06:11,606 --> 00:06:13,038 - Jack. My name's Samantha. 95 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,874 It seems to have a little problem here. 96 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:16,809 I got to running my mouth saying I could win this contest 97 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,677 with anyone in here. 98 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,579 So I'm afraid you're gonna have to dance with me. 99 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,413 - Wait. Oh, I'm not supposed to be here. 100 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:23,849 I, no, no, no, wait. 101 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,452 - That's obvious. 102 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,957 DJ, give us something to dance to. 103 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:34,693 - Oh no. I feel so bad for him. 104 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,164 (lively music) 105 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,502 (crowd clapping) 106 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:52,410 ♪ Got no place that I can call home ♪ 107 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,914 ♪ Got no taste for fancy things to own ♪ 108 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:58,050 (crowd cheering) 109 00:06:58,052 --> 00:07:00,152 ♪ Got no need for banks to give me loans ♪ 110 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:02,023 - What happened? - Wow! 111 00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:07,492 ♪ Let me be alone, let me be alone ♪ 112 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:11,699 ♪ Let me be alone, let me be alone ♪ 113 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,935 (crowd cheering) 114 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:19,171 ♪ Let me be alone ♪ 115 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:22,541 (lively music) 116 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:27,548 ♪ We don't need them, Lord, I swear ♪ 117 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:34,487 ♪ We ain't bleeding, we don't care ♪ 118 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,095 ♪ Got no boss, work my fingers to the bone ♪ 119 00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:46,598 ♪ All that greed that we have ever known ♪ 120 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,202 ♪ We don't need them, let us be alone ♪ 121 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:53,007 (crowd cheering) 122 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,081 - Jack, that was the best thing I have ever seen. 123 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,682 - It was your girlfriend's idea. 124 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,184 She called me at work and she was like, 125 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,785 "You gotta come to the club tonight." 126 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,654 - It came to me in a dream. 127 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,522 I do these dance contests every week and thought 128 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,924 "Let's see if we could surprise them this time." 129 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,792 - Do you think anybody filmed it? 130 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:14,994 I'm sure if you searched "Nerd dance partner" on YouTube 131 00:08:14,996 --> 00:08:16,862 it's already trending. 132 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,597 - Look, as much as I love hanging with you guys, 133 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,099 I gotta get going. 134 00:08:20,101 --> 00:08:22,701 - Man, there's like five days left of the year. 135 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,103 - I know, I know. 136 00:08:24,105 --> 00:08:25,938 But I got a big client presentation. 137 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,873 - All right. I'll see you, man. 138 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,975 - I will be in a little later tomorrow. 139 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,744 - That was awesome, Jack. Really. 140 00:08:31,746 --> 00:08:33,112 We gotta do it again sometime. 141 00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,515 - We'll see. 142 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,052 - All right, bro. 143 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,120 Don't drink too much. 144 00:08:41,122 --> 00:08:42,554 - Too late. 145 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,059 (Jack laughing) 146 00:08:46,027 --> 00:08:47,726 - Hi. 147 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,128 - Well, hello. 148 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,030 - What do you need, honey? 149 00:08:51,032 --> 00:08:52,998 - I was hoping to meet the guy that danced earlier. 150 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,600 He was amazing. 151 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,268 - You literally just missed him. 152 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,003 - Oh, okay. Crap. 153 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,039 Well, I'm assuming you guys 154 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:02,207 worked all of that out beforehand, yeah? 155 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,809 - Just a quick practice before the club opened, 156 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,144 but Jack can dance. 157 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:07,012 He used to be a ballroom dance teacher. 158 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,013 - Wow. 159 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,615 Well, great show, guys. 160 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,816 Really. Thank you. 161 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,084 - You're welcome. 162 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:13,919 - You didn't do shit. 163 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,154 ♪ Like on TV, I've been sleazy ♪ 164 00:09:15,156 --> 00:09:17,022 ♪ I'm a bachelor ♪ 165 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,124 ♪ Know you like it when you call us from your guest house ♪ 166 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,693 ♪ Well, I'm hot, heat must hurt, need a catch-up ♪ 167 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,129 ♪ Somewhere between a rock and hard place ♪ 168 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,665 ♪ Somewhere between love and heartache ♪ 169 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,802 ♪ I've been thinking about you all day ♪ 170 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:32,171 ♪ 'Cause I'm thinking 'bout you always ♪ 171 00:09:32,173 --> 00:09:35,007 ♪ Feels like a hundred degrees when you're looking at me ♪ 172 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,242 ♪ In the middle of the winter and I still feel the heat ♪ 173 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,878 ♪ When you give me cold shoulder, I can watch you leave ♪ 174 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:44,817 ♪ 'Cause it's a hundred degrees when you're looking at me ♪ 175 00:09:44,819 --> 00:09:47,354 (soft music) 176 00:10:28,262 --> 00:10:30,095 - Nice night. 177 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,263 - Hm. 178 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:34,066 - The year almost turns. 179 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:37,069 - Yeah, I know. It went so fast. 180 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,938 - You are going to find what you are looking for. 181 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,275 - Oh, is that so? 182 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,977 - You are going to meet the love of your life 183 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,047 before midnight on New Year's Eve. 184 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,985 - Well, thank you. I hope so. 185 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:56,123 - (chuckling) Oh, no. 186 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,096 You. 187 00:11:03,898 --> 00:11:06,798 You are going to find what you are looking for. 188 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,700 - I am? 189 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,972 - Yes, you are going to meet the love of your life 190 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,375 by midnight on New Year's Eve. 191 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:19,113 - Wow. (laughing) 192 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,346 What's your name? 193 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,948 - Madame Cecile. 194 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,449 - Well, thank you, Madame Cecile. 195 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,051 - [Cecile] You're welcome. 196 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,222 - The love of my life in five days, huh? 197 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,961 (soft music) 198 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,876 (Jack laughing) 199 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:54,715 Crap. 200 00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,986 (upbeat music) 201 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,260 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 202 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,462 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 203 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:13,065 ♪ Through the fields we go ♪ 204 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,334 ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ 205 00:12:15,336 --> 00:12:17,970 ♪ Bells on bobtail ring ♪ 206 00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:20,272 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 207 00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:22,441 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪ 208 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:24,943 ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ 209 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,946 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 210 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,315 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 211 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:35,053 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 212 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:39,992 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 213 00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:44,999 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 214 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:53,305 ♪ Now the ground is white, go it while you're young ♪ 215 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:58,243 ♪ Take the girls along and sing a sleighing song ♪ 216 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:03,181 ♪ Just get a bobtailed bay, 240 as your speed ♪ 217 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,317 ♪ Hitch him to an open sleigh ♪ 218 00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:07,986 ♪ And crack, you'll take the lead ♪ 219 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,556 ♪ Oh jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 220 00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:13,091 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 221 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:18,098 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 222 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,037 - Well, I went through a shitty divorce and I guess 223 00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:27,105 I had PTSD or something, you know? 224 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,877 How could someone you loved and trusted turn so nasty? 225 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,547 Literally I'd put my life on hold for her. 226 00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:36,348 I realized I'd given her everything. 227 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:37,983 Stopped dancing. 228 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,585 You know, I used to teach ballroom dancing 229 00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:43,422 and she wouldn't even dance with me socially. 230 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:46,491 Stopped hanging out with my friends. 231 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,860 And I think maybe only now 232 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,531 am I ready to start dating again. 233 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:55,067 - W-well, Jack, um, when I said "How's it going?" 234 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:57,169 I meant like, "How's your day going?" 235 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,271 You know, like. 236 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,039 - Oh. - Yeah. 237 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,075 So the presentation you had for us? 238 00:14:03,077 --> 00:14:05,212 - Right. The presentation. 239 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,613 Great. 240 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,182 If you'll open your folders to page one, 241 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:14,886 I, I had outlined a whole dance program, a whole software. 242 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,321 (Patrick knocking) 243 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,190 - Hello. 244 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:20,959 - Hello. So, Jilly Jill, did you have fun last night? 245 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,628 - Shouldn't I be asking you that question? 246 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,029 - Maybe. 247 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,964 - So what was it? 248 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,635 - What you'd expect. He wants a relationship, I don't. 249 00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,571 - Of course. What is that? 250 00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,872 Why is that in life when you don't wanna a relationship, 251 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,575 you get countless offers? 252 00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:37,510 - You are all about getting back into a relationship? 253 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,378 You've just gotten out of a horrible one. 254 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,648 - I know, I know. 255 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,617 But something kind of amazing happened last night. 256 00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:47,119 - Hm. Miss positive hm. 257 00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:49,020 What happened? 258 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,957 - I met this old woman who told me that I was going to 259 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,562 meet the love of my life before the end of the year. 260 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,930 - An old lady? Like a fairy godmother? 261 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,133 - Well, it's not like she did the whole 262 00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:03,468 bibbidi-bobbiti-boo thing, but you know, 263 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,539 there was some sort of magic there. 264 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,440 - There was some magic. 265 00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:10,108 So she must have done a little salagadoola mechicka boola. 266 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,943 You know I'm all about that. 267 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,378 - Wait, what are you doing? 268 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,515 - I am finally putting you on a dating app. 269 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:16,582 - Patrick, no. 270 00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,417 - What do you think? 271 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,452 Your soulmate's just gonna walk by the office? 272 00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:22,053 (door slamming) 273 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,355 - Some old lady said this? - Yes. 274 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,590 - That's so random. - Agreed. 275 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:26,024 And then she handed me a cat. 276 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,426 - What, like an actual cat? 277 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,294 - Yep. And then she walked away. 278 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,163 - And you kept the cat. 279 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:32,197 - Well, I didn't want Whiskers to be all alone. 280 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,231 - You named her? 281 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,366 - Him. 282 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,467 - Okay, dude. Dude, dude, dude. 283 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,102 I see this as a sign. 284 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,336 I've been dying to set you up with 285 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,705 my friend Hillary from the gym. 286 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,173 Now I'm doing it. - Tonight? 287 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:43,074 - Totally. 288 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,544 Tomorrow's the company picnic. It's like a day off anyways. 289 00:15:44,546 --> 00:15:46,111 You're gonna love Hillary. 290 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,547 She's in great shape, really obsessed. 291 00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:49,281 - Oh, you wanna do like a double date thing? 292 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,683 You and Samantha? 293 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:52,317 - Nah, we don't do the normal date shit. 294 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,452 We're just gonna stay home tonight 295 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:55,353 and go through Craigslist. 296 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,222 - Craigslist? Please tell me you're looking for furniture. 297 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,724 - Well, if furniture is code for women that want three-ways, 298 00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,091 then yes. 299 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,595 (Jack laughing) 300 00:16:02,597 --> 00:16:04,396 - Wait, you're serious? 301 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,699 - You judge, but I am living the dream, bro. 302 00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,701 Samantha has an insatiable appetite 303 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:10,503 for hooking up with women. 304 00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,170 She finds them on Craigslist, lures them in, 305 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,506 and then bam, three-way. 306 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:14,740 - Living the dream. 307 00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:16,374 - The dream in my pants. 308 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,210 Yeah, oh, Hillary. 309 00:16:18,212 --> 00:16:21,079 No, I, uh, I was, I was reading an ad for jeans out loud. 310 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,682 Those things are so stupid. 311 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:25,116 Look, are you free tonight? 312 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,185 Great. You're going on a blind date. 313 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,222 You up for it? 314 00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:31,557 Perfect. 315 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,526 Where do you wanna meet her? 316 00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:36,396 (intense rock music) 317 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:42,067 - Hillary? 318 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,736 - Hey, dude. You must be Jake. 319 00:16:43,738 --> 00:16:45,337 - Jack. 320 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,205 - All good. So how long you known David? 321 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,140 - A long time. 322 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,475 We were friends in college and now we work together. 323 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,110 How about you? 324 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,548 - Just this year. Met at the gym. 325 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,319 ♪ When we get to talk, it's all about you ♪ 326 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,055 ♪ And right now, baby ♪ 327 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,526 ♪ I think I'm better off alone ♪ 328 00:17:06,528 --> 00:17:07,392 - Jill? 329 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,094 - Carter. 330 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:13,333 ♪ So get a grip, get real, or get gone ♪ 331 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:15,570 - Enchante. 332 00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:21,139 - So David said you like to work out. 333 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,340 - Guilty. You? 334 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,743 - Well, no, not really. 335 00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,377 I guess I'm in pretty good shape, 336 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,212 but I just try to stay active. 337 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,480 - Hm. I hate you. 338 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,115 - What? 339 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,551 - You're one of those people that 340 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:32,785 don't have to work out, aren't you? 341 00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:33,786 - I guess. 342 00:17:33,788 --> 00:17:35,122 - Hate that shit. 343 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:38,824 - You're on multiple dating apps? 344 00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:40,760 - No, I mean, no. Well, yes. 345 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:44,597 My friend actually hooked me up on like all of them 346 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:46,264 this morning, actually. 347 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,233 - So you've never used them before? 348 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,302 - No, not before today. No. 349 00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:52,103 - Come on. 350 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,806 I mean, it's the way things are done these days, 351 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:57,577 I was worried at first too, but it seems to be going okay. 352 00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,579 - Well, what were you worried about? 353 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,212 - Well, I'm an actor. 354 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,114 I'm sure you read that on my profile. 355 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,751 I don't know if you had a chance to Wikipedia me, 356 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:09,220 but you know, I didn't wanna be exposed on the dating sites 357 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,623 and ruin my fan base. 358 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:11,857 - Your fan base? 359 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:14,092 - Ever since the reality shows. 360 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,828 - Reality shows? 361 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,730 - Yeah. 362 00:18:17,732 --> 00:18:20,198 All right, it all started when I had a few scenes 363 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,535 on "Billionaire Matchmaker". 364 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:26,137 I was one of the matches for the female billionaires. 365 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,473 And then there was "Sexy Submarine". 366 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,242 - Is that the one where you have to 367 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,212 serve naked on a submarine? 368 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,681 - Yes. 369 00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:37,617 And now I'm up for a new show. 370 00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:40,185 - How do you top being naked on submarine? 371 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,187 - It's a reality star rehab show. 372 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:45,891 - Oh, you're a drug addict. 373 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:49,528 - No. But I'm working on it. 374 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,265 (Jill laughing) 375 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,737 - That's great music. 376 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,871 - Totally, right? 377 00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,573 Hey, do you like to dance? 378 00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:02,474 - I do. - Okay! 379 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,610 - Let's finish these few beers I bought and let's do this. 380 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:05,713 - Oh. 381 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,819 - Cheers. Oh, geez. 382 00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:14,754 - This is a, this is a great song. 383 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,154 - You wanna dance? 384 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,155 - Sure. Yeah. 385 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,189 Oh, you dance? 386 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,592 Oh, of course you do. 387 00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:21,359 You're an actor. You probably do everything. 388 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,665 - Don't assume anything about me. 389 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,201 Come on. 390 00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:34,439 ♪ Act like a man ♪ 391 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,810 ♪ Whine and moan and sit around all day ♪ 392 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:41,379 ♪ I get home after 15 hours, you got nothing to say ♪ 393 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,548 - Oh wow. 394 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:43,816 That's, okay. 395 00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:44,817 Yeah. 396 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,686 (Hillary belching) 397 00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:47,755 - Whoo! - Oh. 398 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:54,294 ♪ Get a grip, get real, or get gone ♪ 399 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,264 (energetic music) 400 00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,685 ♪ Yeah ♪ 401 00:20:19,687 --> 00:20:24,692 - Oh, wow. (laughing) 402 00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:27,425 (energetic music) 403 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,594 Yeah, okay, yeah. 404 00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:30,228 Hey, I'm, uh. - You okay? 405 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,231 - Yeah, I'm just, I'm really hot in here. 406 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,734 - Ah. - Right? 407 00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:36,602 - Yeah. - Yeah. 408 00:20:36,604 --> 00:20:39,941 No. Do you mind if we just maybe like, just take a break? 409 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,877 - Lead the way. - Okay. 410 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,879 ♪ Is gonna give you the blues ♪ 411 00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:49,715 ♪ Like walking uphill down a dead-end road ♪ 412 00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:51,316 - You ready to do this? 413 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,752 - Yeah. 414 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:53,753 Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing? 415 00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:55,386 - I lead when I dance. 416 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,789 - You lead? Isn't it better if I lead? 417 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:59,357 - Okay, Mr. Old-Fashioned, 418 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,895 you think you can lead better than I can? 419 00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:04,496 - Yes? 420 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:05,733 - Go ahead. 421 00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:07,935 - Great. 422 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:11,672 No, no. 423 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,945 - I wasn't feeling it out there. 424 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,847 - Yeah. Neither, neither was I. 425 00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:24,417 - Yeah. I think I know the problem. 426 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,355 You think I'm fat. 427 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,491 - Oh, no, no. I, I, I don't. 428 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,528 - Yeah. You think I'm a fat piece of shit. 429 00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,563 - Oh, I really don't, no. 430 00:21:37,565 --> 00:21:39,899 - All right. I'm gonna leave this with you guys. 431 00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:41,901 Just let me know if I need anything else. 432 00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:43,035 - Thank you. 433 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:45,039 - I didn't have anything, so. 434 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,675 It's all you. 435 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,744 - Wait, did you just drop your accent? 436 00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:54,381 - Yeah. I told you not to assume anything about me. 437 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,064 They found me. 438 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:15,333 Hey, sorry. You see, I was on a hot date. 439 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,837 You guys get a tip that I was here, or? 440 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:20,739 - Yeah, we're not here for whoever you think you are. 441 00:22:20,741 --> 00:22:22,475 Mark Wahlberg's in there. 442 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,680 - I'm a fat piece of shit. 443 00:22:27,682 --> 00:22:28,850 - Yeah, totally. 444 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,051 - Nope, nope. Trying to go this way. 445 00:22:32,053 --> 00:22:34,019 Okay. Thanks. 446 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,487 (energetic music) 447 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,356 Nope, nope. You're fighting. 448 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,525 Don't fight me. 449 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:40,759 All right. Hey. 450 00:22:40,761 --> 00:22:42,360 Okay. This ain't working. 451 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,696 - I think you needs to let me lead. 452 00:22:43,698 --> 00:22:44,930 - That's not gonna happen. 453 00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:46,565 - Oh. Is this a competition? 454 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,666 - Oh. no. God, no. 455 00:22:47,668 --> 00:22:49,535 - I think it is. 456 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:51,839 You wanna go somewhere and see who really leads? 457 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,442 - I guess? 458 00:22:57,678 --> 00:23:01,479 (Hillary breathing heavily) 459 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,417 (Hillary groaning) 460 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,020 - He was humping me from behind on the dance floor. 461 00:23:08,022 --> 00:23:11,023 It was awful. Is it me, Amy? 462 00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:12,791 - Yes, it's you. 463 00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:14,660 - I appreciate your honesty. 464 00:23:14,662 --> 00:23:16,528 - I'm just keeping a real for my maid of honor. 465 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:18,030 It's like women have this checklist 466 00:23:18,032 --> 00:23:19,598 and each year they grow older, 467 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,399 the list gets smaller and smaller. 468 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,502 At first it's a passionate, well-built, 469 00:23:23,504 --> 00:23:26,404 financially stable man with a great sense of humor. 470 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,841 Then the years go by, you look back on your list, 471 00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:31,644 and it's now narrowed down to just employed. 472 00:23:31,646 --> 00:23:33,112 - Wow. 473 00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:34,880 - You soon realize you gotta settle. 474 00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:38,953 - So Ron is just your like, settle guy? 475 00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:42,922 - Hey, Jill. 476 00:23:42,924 --> 00:23:44,924 - Hey Ron. We were just talking about you. 477 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:47,059 - Oh yeah? What are you girls up to? 478 00:23:47,061 --> 00:23:49,528 - Looking at wedding dresses. So scram. 479 00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:50,529 - Okay. 480 00:23:50,531 --> 00:23:51,931 I'm gonna go work out. 481 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:52,965 - Love you. 482 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:54,168 - I love you too. 483 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,003 - Yeah, I'm settling. 484 00:23:58,005 --> 00:23:59,972 Ron's not a rocket scientist, but look at him. 485 00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:02,007 Come on. You should see his dad. 486 00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:05,010 There's something in their genes. It's like they don't eat. 487 00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:07,478 - Oh, I am not going to settle. 488 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,580 - Oh, that's right. 489 00:24:08,582 --> 00:24:10,015 The gypsy lady thingy. 490 00:24:10,017 --> 00:24:12,718 - Mm-hm. Four days left after tonight. 491 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,087 The exact day of your wedding, 492 00:24:15,089 --> 00:24:17,056 and the last night of the year. 493 00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:19,527 - Gonna meet the love of your life, huh? 494 00:24:21,228 --> 00:24:22,495 Ron? 495 00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:26,999 - Hey, babe. What are you girls up to? 496 00:24:27,001 --> 00:24:29,201 - Don't you have a friend coming to the wedding 497 00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:31,704 who might be good for Jill? 498 00:24:31,706 --> 00:24:33,072 - Which one? 499 00:24:33,074 --> 00:24:34,642 - The one, you know. 500 00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:38,077 (sighing) Just gimme your phone. 501 00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:40,081 I'll find him and dial it for you. 502 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:45,250 - So I go out thinking I'm gonna meet the love of my life 503 00:24:45,252 --> 00:24:47,989 and she signs me up for a gym membership. 504 00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:51,692 - Let it go, Jack. You'll find her. 505 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,094 So it's fantastic to meet you. 506 00:24:55,096 --> 00:24:57,495 I mean, we connect on so many levels. 507 00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,964 And you're so attractive. 508 00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:01,066 And do you like to dance? 509 00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:03,137 No, no. You hate dancing. 510 00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:05,706 Oh no. 511 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:10,042 God damn, even in my fantasies the girl's not right? 512 00:25:10,044 --> 00:25:11,910 (phone ringing) 513 00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:13,178 Hello. - Hey, buddy. How's it going? 514 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,847 - Hey Ron, listen, 515 00:25:14,849 --> 00:25:16,949 looking forward to the wedding this weekend, 516 00:25:16,951 --> 00:25:19,118 but I don't have my charger and my phone's about to die. 517 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,686 - Oh yeah. Hey, listen. 518 00:25:20,688 --> 00:25:22,721 I have a girl here that wants to meet you. 519 00:25:22,723 --> 00:25:23,956 - Okay, great, but- 520 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,657 - Hang on. I'm gonna put her on. 521 00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:26,692 That's great. - I'll call you when I get, 522 00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:27,893 wait, no, Ron, wait! 523 00:25:27,895 --> 00:25:28,894 - Hello? 524 00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:30,095 (Jack groaning) 525 00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:31,830 - Great, great. 526 00:25:31,832 --> 00:25:32,898 - He hung up. 527 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,133 - What? That sucks. 528 00:25:34,135 --> 00:25:35,868 - Yeah. The story of my life. 529 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,102 - No, no, no. Let me call him back. 530 00:25:37,104 --> 00:25:38,270 I'm gonna give him some hell. 531 00:25:38,272 --> 00:25:39,605 What's his name? 532 00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:41,306 - No, don't, don't. 533 00:25:41,308 --> 00:25:43,175 If he doesn't wanna pick up, he doesn't wanna pick up. 534 00:25:43,177 --> 00:25:45,210 He doesn't wanna talk, he doesn't wanna talk. It's fine. 535 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:48,080 - What if that gypsy lady was just a homeless man in drag? 536 00:25:48,082 --> 00:25:50,716 - Well, I guess I have four days to find out. 537 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,918 - There you are. Miss Positivity. 538 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,720 Perfect maid of honor. 539 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,922 - Oh yeah. 300, great. 540 00:25:56,924 --> 00:25:58,159 Oh, I love apps. 541 00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:03,798 - Hey, Whiskers. Hi, buddy. 542 00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,632 How was your day? 543 00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:08,333 Gotta charge my phone. 544 00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:10,002 All right. 545 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:11,103 Don't sound desperate, don't sound desperate, 546 00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:12,673 don't sound desperate. 547 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,575 No? 548 00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:16,343 Okay. 549 00:26:17,878 --> 00:26:19,311 (phone ringing) 550 00:26:19,313 --> 00:26:21,346 Yeah, no, no, I talk to girls all the time. 551 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:22,681 How you doing? 552 00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:23,916 - [Ron] Hey, it's Ron. 553 00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:25,951 Leave a message at the beep. 554 00:26:25,953 --> 00:26:27,853 Um, hey, this is Ron. 555 00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:29,755 I can't really remember who I'm leaving this message for. 556 00:26:29,757 --> 00:26:32,124 Just, will you call me back, okay? 557 00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:33,926 (phone beeping) 558 00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:37,963 - Hey, Ron, bro, broski. 559 00:26:37,965 --> 00:26:39,832 Hey man, I just, um, 560 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:43,035 I wanted to leave this message 'cause my phone died, 561 00:26:43,037 --> 00:26:45,904 and I'd really love to talk to that girl, you know, 562 00:26:45,906 --> 00:26:47,940 but I, I'm not desperate or anything. 563 00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:50,676 I just thought that maybe, um. 564 00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:52,344 You know what? Forget it. 565 00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:55,883 I'm going to sleep. Gimme a call when you get this message. 566 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:00,955 Not bad, not bad, Jack. 567 00:27:03,991 --> 00:27:05,724 Super bad, super bad. 568 00:27:05,726 --> 00:27:07,693 That sounded super desperate. 569 00:27:07,695 --> 00:27:08,827 (Whiskers meowing) 570 00:27:08,829 --> 00:27:10,796 You're a cat. What do you know? 571 00:27:10,798 --> 00:27:13,267 (upbeat music) 572 00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:32,384 ♪ Circling 'round the same drives ♪ 573 00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:33,785 - Hey, Jack. 574 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:35,220 - Oh, hey. Ah, Samantha! 575 00:27:35,222 --> 00:27:37,022 You made it to this nutso event. 576 00:27:37,024 --> 00:27:38,857 - I don't have to work tonight, 577 00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:41,293 and David kept telling me how kitsch it was. 578 00:27:41,295 --> 00:27:44,165 Hey, I want you to meet our new friend, Vanessa. 579 00:27:45,366 --> 00:27:46,934 - Jack. - Nice to meet you. 580 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:53,005 - Did you get her on Craigslist? 581 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:56,675 - No, I met her in the bathroom line. She's for you. 582 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,810 - So we brought Vanessa over because 583 00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:01,446 we figured that you might like to meet her. 584 00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:05,152 - Whoa. How much do I owe you for this favor? 585 00:28:06,153 --> 00:28:09,089 (Vanessa laughing) 586 00:28:14,161 --> 00:28:16,997 - You are so funny. (laughing) 587 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:23,735 I'm sorry, I just love a man with a good sense of humor. 588 00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:25,839 - Oh, we're using L word already. 589 00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:28,340 - So do you work for AES? 590 00:28:28,342 --> 00:28:30,108 - Oh, Jack is a rockstar in the IT department. 591 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:31,810 - Ooh, a rockstar. 592 00:28:31,812 --> 00:28:33,779 - How about you? - Oh, I'm in accounting. 593 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:35,316 I'm good at accounting. 594 00:28:37,218 --> 00:28:39,218 How come I haven't met you before? 595 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,086 - Oh, it's a big company. 596 00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:43,021 I'm sure there's a lot of people we haven't met. 597 00:28:43,023 --> 00:28:45,724 - We're in the car and we get to that awkward silence part, 598 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,926 you know, the right before the kiss awkward silence. 599 00:28:47,928 --> 00:28:49,228 - And, and, and? 600 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,163 - And he leans in to kiss me. 601 00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:53,765 And as he does, he looks me dead in the eye and he goes, 602 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:55,434 "You look just like my father." 603 00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:57,035 - Oh, gross. 604 00:28:57,037 --> 00:28:58,437 - I mean, you know, yeah. It was disgusting. 605 00:28:58,439 --> 00:28:59,771 I mean, if he said, "Oh, Daddy," that's hot, 606 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:00,906 but he didn't. 607 00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,307 He said, he was very specific. 608 00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:03,842 He said, "You look just like my father." 609 00:29:03,844 --> 00:29:05,210 - Okay. Well, did you kiss? 610 00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,745 - No. Yeah, well, yeah. 611 00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:07,946 Well, yeah, we did. 612 00:29:07,948 --> 00:29:09,748 But only for like 30 seconds. 613 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,216 - Of course. - No, I didn't. 614 00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:12,918 - Hello, my name is Patrick and this is 615 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,420 my very, very single friend Jill. 616 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,055 - Connor. Nice to meet you. 617 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:18,257 - Nice to meet you. 618 00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:19,525 - Hey, do you work for AES? 619 00:29:19,527 --> 00:29:21,193 I haven't seen you around. 620 00:29:21,195 --> 00:29:23,362 - Oh, no. Just here with my wife. 621 00:29:23,364 --> 00:29:25,264 - What the hell is your problem? 622 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:27,299 - You do not need another married man. 623 00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:29,134 You've done that already. 624 00:29:29,136 --> 00:29:30,503 - He was just, he was nice. We were just talking. 625 00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,271 - No, I was just talking. 626 00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:34,172 I'm the taster. 627 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:35,907 I taste, and if I don't die in 10 seconds from poison, 628 00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:37,276 then I give you the spoon. 629 00:29:37,278 --> 00:29:39,144 - You don't have to taste. 630 00:29:39,146 --> 00:29:40,145 - I have to taste for you because your instincts 631 00:29:40,147 --> 00:29:42,080 are very, very blurry. 632 00:29:42,082 --> 00:29:43,482 And ain't nobody got time for that. What do you got? 633 00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:45,017 Like four days? What do you got left? 634 00:29:45,019 --> 00:29:46,385 - I don't know. Let me check. 635 00:29:46,387 --> 00:29:48,353 - Oh, good. Look at your phone. 636 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:50,924 - I've got three days and 10 hours. 637 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,096 - That guy looks really familiar to me. 638 00:29:57,865 --> 00:30:00,332 Hey, you're Jill, right? 639 00:30:00,334 --> 00:30:02,034 You work in custom printing? 640 00:30:02,036 --> 00:30:03,168 - Yeah, right. 641 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:04,271 And you're, uh... 642 00:30:07,074 --> 00:30:08,273 Ted. - Todd. 643 00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:10,108 - Todd, right. I'm sorry, sorry. 644 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:11,810 I was close though. 645 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,079 You're in the, you work in the warehouse, right? 646 00:30:14,081 --> 00:30:15,316 Bingo. - Yeah. 647 00:30:19,353 --> 00:30:21,523 - So what kind of music do you listen to? 648 00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:23,955 - Mostly country. 649 00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:25,959 - Hmm. I could dig country. 650 00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:29,127 - Maybe I should keep this one. 651 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:33,065 Tie him up like a young bull. 652 00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,433 Gag his mouth. 653 00:30:34,435 --> 00:30:36,068 - I'm gonna get another drink. 654 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:37,235 Any, any of you guys want one? 655 00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:38,870 - I'll come. 656 00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:40,272 - Vanessa, uh, do you mind staying with David? 657 00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:42,341 I have to talk to Jack about something. 658 00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:43,509 - Oh, I, I guess. 659 00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:44,878 - Yeah. - Okay. 660 00:30:45,613 --> 00:30:47,212 - Thank you, Sam. 661 00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:48,581 - I could see you freaking out already. 662 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,849 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Major stalky. 663 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,552 - Oh, come on. She's just nervous. 664 00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:54,486 - She seemed pretty confident to me. 665 00:30:54,488 --> 00:30:56,522 - Don't ruin this before it starts, jackass. 666 00:30:56,524 --> 00:30:58,323 - Uh, I'm sorry. 667 00:30:58,325 --> 00:30:59,925 But she is super desperate and major stalky. 668 00:30:59,927 --> 00:31:01,159 - How can you tell? - I get a vibe. 669 00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:02,595 - Trust me. I know women. 670 00:31:02,597 --> 00:31:04,298 She's, she's fine. 671 00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:09,401 I mean, she is hot and if she's crazy, 672 00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:11,573 that just means she's better in bed. 673 00:31:15,142 --> 00:31:16,509 - Hi. 674 00:31:16,511 --> 00:31:19,446 (doorbell ringing) 675 00:31:22,116 --> 00:31:25,252 - Hi, um, I'm here to pick up Vanessa. 676 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,655 - Mom, he's here. 677 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:44,471 So are you the guy that's gonna be my new daddy? 678 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:50,643 - Just going to a bar, going to a bar. 679 00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:53,078 Just going to have a couple drinks. 680 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,350 - Are you guys coming back here tonight? 681 00:31:59,521 --> 00:32:00,887 - Vanessa? 682 00:32:00,889 --> 00:32:03,589 ♪ You're so sexy ♪ 683 00:32:03,591 --> 00:32:08,561 ♪ Lie here and dream along with me ♪ 684 00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:13,064 ♪ Together, let's ride ♪ 685 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,935 ♪ Closer and closer each day ♪ 686 00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:20,305 ♪ Hold onto those treasures ♪ 687 00:32:20,307 --> 00:32:23,375 ♪ The rust isn't built to decay ♪ 688 00:32:23,377 --> 00:32:27,479 ♪ Now we move so closely ♪ 689 00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:31,485 ♪ The fences have all gone away ♪ 690 00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:41,529 (crowd cheering) 691 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:47,165 - How long have you been dancing? 692 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,433 - My whole life. 693 00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:50,101 - It shows. 694 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:52,105 - Thank you. You're not so bad yourself. 695 00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:54,574 - I like that. - All right. 696 00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:55,677 - [Both] Cheers. 697 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,414 - Ooh! What was that? 698 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:04,216 - It's called a Scooby snack. 699 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:06,351 - You don't think it's too sweet? 700 00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:08,721 - I hate the taste of alcohol, but I love getting drunk. 701 00:33:08,723 --> 00:33:11,423 (Jill laughing) 702 00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:14,459 - Well, what the hell. You only live once. 703 00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:16,027 - YOLO. 704 00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:18,997 - Is that what the youngins say these days? 705 00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:20,300 - I mean, I guess. 706 00:33:23,538 --> 00:33:27,272 (Jack laughing nervously) 707 00:33:27,274 --> 00:33:29,207 - I could fall in love with you. 708 00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:30,475 - Oh. 709 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:32,545 - Don't you feel that chemistry? 710 00:33:32,547 --> 00:33:34,412 - No, I, yeah, I feel it. 711 00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:37,550 - I feel like I could cut you open and live inside you. 712 00:33:37,552 --> 00:33:39,184 - Oh geez. 713 00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:42,020 - You don't think I'm too old for you? 714 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:45,090 - Nope. Actually, you're just my type. 715 00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:46,424 Let me guess. 716 00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:48,594 You were abused at some point. 717 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:50,598 Abused chicks always dig me. 718 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,603 - Oh yes. Oh yes. 719 00:33:56,671 --> 00:34:00,573 - You should, like, oh, hi. 720 00:34:00,575 --> 00:34:02,642 - So we gonna close this tonight, or? 721 00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,142 - You're not having fun. 722 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:05,443 - No, no, not really. 723 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:07,379 - What's up? 724 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:09,314 - Well, after the little hot daughter, new daddy incident 725 00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:11,182 and the fact that Vanessa just told me she loves me 726 00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,686 and she wants to cut me open and live inside me, 727 00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:15,120 I realized something, David. 728 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:16,522 - Which is? 729 00:34:16,524 --> 00:34:18,189 - Maybe I just want somebody to dance with, 730 00:34:18,191 --> 00:34:20,225 somebody to go out and have fun with, 731 00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:21,694 no complications, no responsibilities, no commitments. 732 00:34:21,696 --> 00:34:23,495 (sighing) I don't know. 733 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:27,600 - I saw you out there. You're a pretty great dancer. 734 00:34:27,602 --> 00:34:29,234 - Thank you. 735 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:31,571 - Okay, so I'm gonna go up on the bar, 736 00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:34,807 I'm gonna run and jump into your arms. 737 00:34:34,809 --> 00:34:36,676 - You sure that's a good idea? 738 00:34:36,678 --> 00:34:38,443 - I do it all the time. 739 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:40,245 Can you catch me? 740 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,480 - Well, yes, sure, but, oh, okay. 741 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:44,382 - And I'm catching this on video. 742 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:45,452 - Oh, geez. 743 00:34:46,588 --> 00:34:50,590 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 744 00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:54,527 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 745 00:34:54,529 --> 00:34:59,534 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 746 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:04,872 ♪ What do we long for anyway ♪ 747 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:07,807 - Guess she lost interest. 748 00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:09,875 - That could have been your soulmate. 749 00:35:09,877 --> 00:35:12,177 - I hope you get syphilis one day. 750 00:35:12,179 --> 00:35:14,114 Oh look. There's your chance. 751 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:18,519 - Oh, that is hot. 752 00:35:19,854 --> 00:35:21,286 - I'm outta here. 753 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:22,688 - Wait, wait, wait. 754 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:24,255 Maybe we could do a little four-way action. 755 00:35:24,257 --> 00:35:25,390 - No thanks. 756 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:26,594 - All right, suit yourself. 757 00:35:28,596 --> 00:35:30,896 - Enjoy being cut open. 758 00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:35,903 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 759 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:41,441 ♪ So we say whoa, whoa ♪ 760 00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:47,214 (playful music) 761 00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:58,860 (body thudding) 762 00:36:03,363 --> 00:36:04,799 - You didn't catch me. 763 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,668 (laid-back music) 764 00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,536 - Well, what are you doing? 765 00:36:10,538 --> 00:36:12,672 Why are you chewing ice? It's a sign of frustration. 766 00:36:12,674 --> 00:36:14,272 You can't do that. 767 00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:15,407 You can't let people know you're frustrated. 768 00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:16,842 I wanna eat that whole thing, 769 00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:18,176 but I won't give them the pleasure of knowing 770 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:19,244 how frustrated I really am. 771 00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:20,880 - What do you think? 772 00:36:20,882 --> 00:36:22,215 - Mmm. Sexy. 773 00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:26,353 - If you want people to know you're a slut. 774 00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:29,622 - I'm so glad Jill brought you today. 775 00:36:29,624 --> 00:36:31,791 Dammit. The wedding is in three days. 776 00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:33,559 - The other dress was perfect. 777 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:35,493 Why do you wanna change everything last minute? 778 00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,697 - No, it was wrong for me. I couldn't pull it off. 779 00:36:37,699 --> 00:36:40,498 I thought I was gonna get into better shape. 780 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,236 I can't believe I'm dealing with this right now. 781 00:36:46,941 --> 00:36:48,341 - So how's it going? 782 00:36:50,444 --> 00:36:52,243 - It's going. 783 00:36:52,245 --> 00:36:54,580 - Oh Jill, I love you because you're such a dreamer. 784 00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:57,516 A bag lady gives you a fortune and you take it to heart 785 00:36:57,518 --> 00:36:58,951 and it doesn't work out. 786 00:36:58,953 --> 00:37:01,252 - That's an understatement, Patrick. 787 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:03,321 Ever since she told me I'd meet the love of my life, 788 00:37:03,323 --> 00:37:04,990 all I've attracted are shitty dudes. 789 00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:07,526 - Well, maybe it's all prepped for the big one. 790 00:37:07,528 --> 00:37:08,961 How do you know what you want 791 00:37:08,963 --> 00:37:10,796 if you don't know what you don't want? 792 00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:11,831 - Because I've been practicing my whole life. 793 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,534 - So what do you want? 794 00:37:14,802 --> 00:37:16,869 - What do you think? 795 00:37:16,871 --> 00:37:18,405 - Ooh, I love it. 796 00:37:20,007 --> 00:37:22,708 - Oh, that would be perfect for a shotgun wedding in Vegas. 797 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:24,612 You should get pregnant first. 798 00:37:27,949 --> 00:37:29,584 - Come sit. You're good. 799 00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:34,419 - (sighing) So okay. What'd I miss? 800 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:36,021 - We're talking about Jill's dream guy. 801 00:37:36,023 --> 00:37:37,857 - Again with this? 802 00:37:37,859 --> 00:37:39,457 Just go for a guy who doesn't treat you like shit 803 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:40,593 and isn't hard on the eyes. 804 00:37:40,595 --> 00:37:42,260 Done. 805 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,532 - What do you say, Patrick? Me and you. 806 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,468 - I'm pretty sure you don't have a penis. 807 00:37:49,537 --> 00:37:51,336 That's one of my requirements. 808 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:52,671 - Don't you have anyone else you know 809 00:37:52,673 --> 00:37:54,407 who might be good for Jill? 810 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:59,044 - Have you met Mark, my professor friend? 811 00:37:59,046 --> 00:38:00,713 - Ooh, a teacher. 812 00:38:00,715 --> 00:38:02,715 They believe in a hands-on approach. 813 00:38:02,717 --> 00:38:04,550 - Okay. Get, get, get, we need to get you a dress. 814 00:38:04,552 --> 00:38:05,985 Come on we need to find you something. 815 00:38:05,987 --> 00:38:07,620 - Hurry up, you're drunk. 816 00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:09,023 - Straight, straight lines. Straight lines. 817 00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:15,360 Ooh. So pretty. 818 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,064 - Ooh. So pale. 819 00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:23,669 - Ooh. Oh, I love that. 820 00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:25,470 Yes. That's beautiful. 821 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:27,340 - Is this an Amish wedding? 822 00:38:30,011 --> 00:38:31,544 - That's the one. 823 00:38:31,546 --> 00:38:34,447 - Boobies, boobies, boobies. 824 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:41,587 Hello everybody. I'm Joan Crawford. 825 00:38:41,589 --> 00:38:46,025 Discipline mixed with love is the best recipe. 826 00:38:46,027 --> 00:38:47,595 Beat your children. 827 00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:54,499 - What do you think? Nice, right? 828 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,035 - Yeah. It's great. 829 00:38:56,037 --> 00:38:57,670 - Who are you texting? 830 00:38:57,672 --> 00:38:59,038 - That girl Vanessa. 831 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,806 She's a freak, Jack. 832 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,641 Last night after the three-way action, she leaves, 833 00:39:02,643 --> 00:39:04,510 and when she gets home, 834 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:05,978 she texts Samantha and I, "I made it home safe." 835 00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:07,112 - Okay. 836 00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:08,113 - Then she sends a nudie pic. 837 00:39:08,115 --> 00:39:09,748 - Nice. 838 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,617 - No. See, we were asleep by then. 839 00:39:11,619 --> 00:39:13,853 So this morning when we wake up, we each have like 40 texts, 840 00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:15,754 each more psycho than the last, 841 00:39:15,756 --> 00:39:18,791 about how we used her and we're ignoring her now. 842 00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:20,860 - I called that. She had crazy eyes. 843 00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,528 You gotta get out while you can. 844 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,063 - Oh, no way, man. That sex was epic. 845 00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:25,965 Like "Lawrence of Arabia" epic. 846 00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:27,833 - Is that all it's about for you? 847 00:39:27,835 --> 00:39:29,835 - That's like 90% of it, yeah. 848 00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:33,105 Anyways, we're bringing her to Ron's wedding. 849 00:39:33,107 --> 00:39:34,974 - Are you nuts? - What? 850 00:39:34,976 --> 00:39:36,542 - You're, you're bringing your three-way sex toy 851 00:39:36,544 --> 00:39:37,843 to Ron's wedding? 852 00:39:37,845 --> 00:39:39,011 - Well, he said it was fine. 853 00:39:39,013 --> 00:39:40,646 - David. Of course he did. 854 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:42,514 Ron is an idiot. We've known him since college. 855 00:39:42,516 --> 00:39:44,717 He's the nicest guy, but there's not much going on up there. 856 00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,118 - Are we even sure he went to college with us? 857 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,485 I never saw him go to class. 858 00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:48,954 He just stayed in the apartment. 859 00:39:48,956 --> 00:39:50,556 - Honestly, I think he just thought living at 860 00:39:50,558 --> 00:39:51,690 the off-campus apartments with us 861 00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:52,825 meant he was going to college. 862 00:39:52,827 --> 00:39:54,693 - Ah, now he's getting married. 863 00:39:54,695 --> 00:39:57,062 What the hell are you drinking, by the way? 864 00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:59,598 - It's a protein shake my trainer put me on. 865 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,799 - Your trainer? 866 00:40:00,801 --> 00:40:02,601 - I don't wanna talk about it. 867 00:40:02,603 --> 00:40:04,103 - So who are you bringing to the wedding? 868 00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:05,436 - I don't have a date yet. 869 00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:06,872 - Let's fix that. 870 00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:08,540 - Yeah. I can take care of myself. 871 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,778 - You should bring Vanessa's daughter. 872 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,955 (ominous music) 873 00:40:27,427 --> 00:40:30,564 (man speaking German) 874 00:40:34,635 --> 00:40:36,702 - So what's this movie? 875 00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:38,572 - It's called (speaking German). 876 00:40:40,141 --> 00:40:42,440 It was Germany's Best Foreign Language Film entry 877 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:43,742 for the Oscars this year. 878 00:40:43,744 --> 00:40:45,212 - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah. 879 00:40:47,715 --> 00:40:50,582 - So how long have you been teaching? 880 00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:52,450 - 15 years. Yeah. 881 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:53,585 - You love it? 882 00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:54,920 - I do. 883 00:40:54,922 --> 00:40:56,588 - What do you teach? 884 00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:59,558 - Chemistry, for high school seniors. 885 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,960 Yeah, yeah. 886 00:41:00,962 --> 00:41:03,597 - Any chance you'll ever break bad? 887 00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:07,800 - You know that show is extremely offensive 888 00:41:07,802 --> 00:41:09,668 to chemistry teachers. 889 00:41:09,670 --> 00:41:12,206 (Jill laughing) 890 00:41:13,541 --> 00:41:15,943 (tense music) 891 00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:19,113 - Do you wanna get some popcorn? 892 00:41:21,515 --> 00:41:24,516 - Why not? You want, you need popcorn right now? 893 00:41:24,518 --> 00:41:28,454 You want me to get some popcorn? I'll get your popcorn. 894 00:41:28,456 --> 00:41:31,724 (Mark grumbling) 895 00:41:31,726 --> 00:41:33,158 - Hi. - Hi. 896 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,894 - So 30 seconds. Tell me something about you. 897 00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:37,896 - Well, I'm divorced. I work in IT. 898 00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:39,832 I used to teach ballroom dancing. 899 00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:42,234 I don't anymore, but I still love to go out dancing. 900 00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:44,003 Your turn. 901 00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:46,805 - I have BPD, which is borderline personality disorder. 902 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:49,808 I've been in and out of mental hospitals my whole life. 903 00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:51,245 I'm also bipolar. 904 00:41:56,684 --> 00:41:58,083 - You like to dance? - No. 905 00:41:58,085 --> 00:41:59,218 (bell ringing) 906 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,853 - Oh, one large popcorn, please. 907 00:42:00,855 --> 00:42:02,921 - Ooh. Can we get some butter on that, please? 908 00:42:02,923 --> 00:42:04,125 - Oh, no, wait. 909 00:42:05,626 --> 00:42:07,995 Two large popcorns. One no butter. 910 00:42:09,063 --> 00:42:10,195 Thank you. 911 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:12,164 - What, do you not like butter? 912 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:14,802 - It wouldn't be butter, it'd be diacetyl. 913 00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:17,236 Synthetic butter. 914 00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:19,038 When heated to high temperatures, 915 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,942 diacetyl vaporizes and becomes toxic. 916 00:42:24,045 --> 00:42:26,847 Maybe they should have put that shit in "Breaking Bad". 917 00:42:28,616 --> 00:42:30,649 So what do you do? 918 00:42:30,651 --> 00:42:34,053 - Um, I work for a software company, 919 00:42:34,055 --> 00:42:36,889 but I don't work directly for our software. 920 00:42:36,891 --> 00:42:38,957 I'm in the graphic design department. 921 00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:41,262 - Oh, you don't have to apologize for that. 922 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:44,997 - Was I apologizing? 923 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:48,803 - I don't know. I mean, you didn't sound very proud of it. 924 00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:51,038 Thank you. 925 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,241 (bell ringing) - [Woman] You've never been? 926 00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:58,177 - To a sex party house? No, no. 927 00:42:58,179 --> 00:42:59,878 - Here's what I'm saying. 928 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,747 Couples get a discounted rate. 929 00:43:01,749 --> 00:43:03,916 We can go together as a couple, no strings attached. 930 00:43:03,918 --> 00:43:06,652 And then when we get there, we could bang whoever we want. 931 00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:08,120 And if you don't like the person, 932 00:43:08,122 --> 00:43:09,988 then we could just say your girlfriend 933 00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:11,824 or boyfriend doesn't approve. 934 00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:15,896 So look, if you're it, you just add your name to the list. 935 00:43:18,199 --> 00:43:20,234 - "Christine's Bang Bang Party." 936 00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:23,669 Oh, it's at the Hotel Camelot. 937 00:43:23,671 --> 00:43:25,704 I had a baptism there once. 938 00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:27,172 (bell ringing) 939 00:43:27,174 --> 00:43:29,108 - I've been dying to see this movie. 940 00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:34,079 They say it inspires and has a message at the same time. 941 00:43:34,081 --> 00:43:35,282 - Can't wait. 942 00:43:36,684 --> 00:43:38,684 - You having a good time? 943 00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:39,720 - Yeah. - Hm. 944 00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:43,088 (bell ringing) - Sagittarius. 945 00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:44,356 - My ex was a Sag. 946 00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,024 - Is that a good thing? 947 00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:47,893 - Well, yeah. - Thank God. 948 00:43:47,895 --> 00:43:50,762 - Craig was such a strong foundation for me. 949 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:55,634 He provided for me, took care of me, but I don't know. 950 00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:58,172 I guess I felt something was missing. 951 00:43:59,206 --> 00:44:00,374 I made a mistake. 952 00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:03,742 Slept with his brother. 953 00:44:03,744 --> 00:44:06,213 And that part he couldn't forgive. 954 00:44:07,248 --> 00:44:09,316 I want him back so bad. 955 00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:11,850 - Craig? 956 00:44:11,852 --> 00:44:14,086 - No, his brother. (bell ringing) 957 00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:16,021 (tense music) 958 00:44:16,023 --> 00:44:17,758 - So sex after this, right? 959 00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:23,831 (actors speaking German) 960 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:26,899 (bell ringing) - Well, I think we squeezed 961 00:44:26,901 --> 00:44:28,066 all we can outta these 30 seconds. 962 00:44:28,068 --> 00:44:29,701 - I concur. 963 00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:31,136 - I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. 964 00:44:31,138 --> 00:44:32,004 I would love to take this further. 965 00:44:32,006 --> 00:44:33,405 - Me too. 966 00:44:33,407 --> 00:44:34,406 - Okay. Quick, before they ding us off. 967 00:44:34,408 --> 00:44:36,041 Let me get your number. 968 00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:37,409 - Here. I'll put it in your phone. 969 00:44:37,411 --> 00:44:38,410 - Okay. 970 00:44:38,412 --> 00:44:40,915 (phone chiming) 971 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,022 - Living the dream? 972 00:44:55,896 --> 00:44:58,096 - You're not gonna give me your number now, are you. 973 00:44:58,098 --> 00:45:00,768 (bell ringing) 974 00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:04,171 - I give up. 975 00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:08,976 (muffled energetic music) 976 00:45:10,311 --> 00:45:12,913 (car beeping) 977 00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:42,409 ♪ All right, all right, let's do this ♪ 978 00:45:44,078 --> 00:45:47,379 ♪ How do you sleep doing what you've been doing ♪ 979 00:45:47,381 --> 00:45:52,386 ♪ After all the things you've been putting me through ♪ 980 00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:55,821 ♪ After all of the things you've been accusing me of ♪ 981 00:45:55,823 --> 00:45:57,990 ♪ Your secret castles made of sand ♪ 982 00:45:57,992 --> 00:46:02,997 ♪ Watch out, the tide's rolling in ♪ 983 00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:07,466 ♪ How do you think you could get away with such a thing ♪ 984 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:12,337 ♪ Can go out at night while you're wearing your ring ♪ 985 00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:15,841 ♪ For such a beautiful girl you do some nasty things ♪ 986 00:46:15,843 --> 00:46:17,943 ♪ Bet your closet's filled up ♪ 987 00:46:17,945 --> 00:46:21,246 ♪ Your spiderweb's got me tangled up ♪ 988 00:46:21,248 --> 00:46:25,817 ♪ I been watching you, I knew you were up to no good ♪ 989 00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:30,824 ♪ So deranged, wouldn't change even if you could ♪ 990 00:46:31,925 --> 00:46:34,527 ♪ My baby, somebody save me ♪ 991 00:46:34,529 --> 00:46:36,161 ♪ She's a deadly catch ♪ 992 00:46:36,163 --> 00:46:38,297 ♪ Burning them up like Godzilla ♪ 993 00:46:38,299 --> 00:46:40,566 ♪ Officially bad, she's a beautiful pro killer ♪ 994 00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:42,234 ♪ Go dim the lights ♪ 995 00:46:42,236 --> 00:46:44,169 ♪ Turn your head to the right ♪ 996 00:46:44,171 --> 00:46:47,472 ♪ Treating me wrong, girl, I like it when you play along ♪ 997 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:49,941 ♪ You look so nice in that little white thong ♪ 998 00:46:49,943 --> 00:46:52,344 ♪ Just like an angel with the devil in you ♪ 999 00:46:52,346 --> 00:46:54,946 ♪ Take it off, let me see the real you ♪ 1000 00:46:54,948 --> 00:46:57,449 ♪ Say you love me, but you won't be true ♪ 1001 00:46:57,451 --> 00:47:00,118 ♪ What a deadly catch, got me hooked on you ♪ 1002 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:04,856 ♪ I been watching you, I been watching you ♪ 1003 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:06,592 ♪ Up to no good ♪ 1004 00:47:06,594 --> 00:47:11,229 ♪ So deranged, wouldn't change even if you could ♪ 1005 00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:14,833 ♪ Ooh, my baby, somebody save me ♪ 1006 00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:16,468 ♪ She's a deadly catch ♪ 1007 00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:18,303 ♪ Burning them up like Godzilla ♪ 1008 00:47:18,305 --> 00:47:20,972 ♪ Officially bad, she's a beautiful pro killer ♪ 1009 00:47:20,974 --> 00:47:25,578 ♪ Turn out the lights, girl, I knew you would ♪ 1010 00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:30,585 ♪ So deranged, wouldn't change even if she could ♪ 1011 00:47:32,186 --> 00:47:35,120 ♪ Ooh, my baby, somebody save me ♪ 1012 00:47:35,122 --> 00:47:36,556 ♪ She's a deadly catch ♪ 1013 00:47:36,558 --> 00:47:38,591 ♪ Burning them up like Godzilla ♪ 1014 00:47:38,593 --> 00:47:41,226 ♪ Officially bad, she's a beautiful pro killer ♪ 1015 00:47:41,228 --> 00:47:46,233 ♪ I been watching you, girl, I knew you were up to no good ♪ 1016 00:47:47,334 --> 00:47:50,404 ♪ So deranged, wouldn't change ♪ 1017 00:47:58,212 --> 00:47:59,945 - Wow. 1018 00:47:59,947 --> 00:48:02,047 - So Ron, where's your father? 1019 00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:03,518 - He is right over there. 1020 00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:06,053 He's 75. 1021 00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:09,020 - Hi. How are you? 1022 00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:12,257 - Hi. You gotta be kidding me. 1023 00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:14,328 - Guys, you didn't wear your tuxes? 1024 00:48:15,630 --> 00:48:19,030 - Hello, hello. Sorry, sorry I'm late. 1025 00:48:19,032 --> 00:48:21,066 Sorry, Amy, Ron, hello. 1026 00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:23,536 Father Mitchell, and hello to everyone else. 1027 00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:26,004 I'm never gonna remember all of your names. 1028 00:48:26,006 --> 00:48:28,206 So I know you're dying to get to the rehearsal dinner. 1029 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,041 I'll make this as quick and painless 1030 00:48:30,043 --> 00:48:31,910 as I possibly can, all right? 1031 00:48:31,912 --> 00:48:34,279 - Your Honor, I am so sorry that everybody didn't dress up. 1032 00:48:34,281 --> 00:48:37,282 - You don't dress up for the rehearsal, Ron. 1033 00:48:37,284 --> 00:48:39,418 But goddamn, you look handsome. 1034 00:48:39,420 --> 00:48:40,555 - Amy! 1035 00:48:42,356 --> 00:48:45,092 And Ron, let's go ahead and get you two in the middle here. 1036 00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:51,263 And let's have the women of the bridal party line up 1037 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:54,034 to Amy's left, the groomsmen to Ron's right. 1038 00:49:01,341 --> 00:49:03,008 There we go. We settled? 1039 00:49:03,010 --> 00:49:04,409 Fantastic. Okay. 1040 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:06,445 So the bridal party will come down one by one 1041 00:49:06,447 --> 00:49:08,614 and they'll arrive and assemble right here. 1042 00:49:08,616 --> 00:49:11,383 And we don't need to rehearse that, do we? 1043 00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:13,051 - No, sir. 1044 00:49:13,053 --> 00:49:14,720 - Okay. 1045 00:49:14,722 --> 00:49:18,223 - And I'm to understand that Ron's father 1046 00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:20,992 will be walking Amy down the aisle, which would be you. 1047 00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:22,260 - Yes. Ben Davis. 1048 00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:23,361 - Perfect. 1049 00:49:23,363 --> 00:49:24,566 - He's 75. 1050 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:27,968 - Wow. Really? 1051 00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:32,971 Okay, Ben, go ahead and you walk her down. 1052 00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:34,640 You will arrive here. 1053 00:49:34,642 --> 00:49:38,243 Once you arrive here, you will hand Amy to Ron, 1054 00:49:38,245 --> 00:49:41,213 and then you will go ahead and take your seat on the aisle. 1055 00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:42,748 - Well, I actually wanted my mother 1056 00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,382 to walk with my Nana first. 1057 00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:46,318 We should practice that one. 1058 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,986 Mom, where's Nana? 1059 00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:49,389 - She's in the bathroom. 1060 00:49:50,491 --> 00:49:52,357 - Fine. Let's just move on. 1061 00:49:52,359 --> 00:49:53,759 - Amy. We can't get married without your Nana here. 1062 00:49:53,761 --> 00:49:55,393 - Ron. This is not the wedding. 1063 00:49:55,395 --> 00:49:57,329 This is the rehearsal. 1064 00:49:57,331 --> 00:49:59,264 - My sparkling butterfly, are you getting cold feet? 1065 00:49:59,266 --> 00:50:01,433 - Tomorrow is the wedding. Jesus Christ. 1066 00:50:01,435 --> 00:50:03,068 - Amy! 1067 00:50:03,070 --> 00:50:05,571 - Who the hell cleans this place? 1068 00:50:05,573 --> 00:50:07,542 These bathrooms are a shithole. 1069 00:50:09,577 --> 00:50:12,246 (Amy laughing) 1070 00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:14,714 (glass clinking) 1071 00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,616 - Everyone. 1072 00:50:16,618 --> 00:50:20,320 I just wanted to say a few words before we got started. 1073 00:50:22,055 --> 00:50:24,557 You know, rehearsal dinners are so very special. 1074 00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:27,492 Well, not just for the wedding party, 1075 00:50:27,494 --> 00:50:32,499 but for our closest of closest of friends. 1076 00:50:34,301 --> 00:50:38,472 And we all know that my husband, Amy's dad Charlie, 1077 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,043 is, is here with us, watching over us right now. 1078 00:50:45,178 --> 00:50:50,183 So Amy, Ron, tomorrow is going to be, 1079 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,623 oh, now what do you kids call it? 1080 00:50:56,658 --> 00:50:57,790 Epic. 1081 00:50:57,792 --> 00:51:00,693 Tomorrow is going to be epic, 1082 00:51:00,695 --> 00:51:04,697 because your dad is gonna be right here with us 1083 00:51:04,699 --> 00:51:07,065 pulling all the right strings. 1084 00:51:07,067 --> 00:51:08,400 - Hear, hear! 1085 00:51:08,402 --> 00:51:10,468 - Oh, cheers. 1086 00:51:10,470 --> 00:51:14,439 - Cheers. (glasses clinking) 1087 00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:16,174 I love you, Mom. 1088 00:51:16,176 --> 00:51:18,109 - I love you too, baby. 1089 00:51:18,111 --> 00:51:21,146 - Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat, let's eat, 1090 00:51:21,148 --> 00:51:22,650 let's eat, let's eat, let's eat. 1091 00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:26,084 I'm hungry. 1092 00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:29,524 - Oh, that poor kid is about his eating. 1093 00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:34,660 You know, Charlie may not have been her real father. 1094 00:51:34,662 --> 00:51:37,597 (all gasping) 1095 00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:40,267 (mellow music) 1096 00:51:52,847 --> 00:51:54,780 - Hi, I'm Jill. 1097 00:51:54,782 --> 00:51:56,114 - Gabe. 1098 00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:57,382 - Nice to meet you. 1099 00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:58,517 - Likewise. 1100 00:51:58,519 --> 00:52:00,151 - You ready for tomorrow? 1101 00:52:00,153 --> 00:52:01,754 - After Ron's bachelor party, 1102 00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:03,658 I think I'll be ready for anything. 1103 00:52:06,226 --> 00:52:08,326 Drinks? 1104 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,795 - Sure. 1105 00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:11,764 - I was gonna get a martini. 1106 00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:13,264 You? 1107 00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:14,700 - I love martinis. 1108 00:52:14,702 --> 00:52:16,303 - Awesome. Let's go. 1109 00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:22,810 (energetic music) 1110 00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:27,913 - Whoo! 1111 00:52:27,915 --> 00:52:29,915 - So, you wanna do the geek dance again tonight? 1112 00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:31,784 - Ah, nah, not that it wasn't fun, 1113 00:52:31,786 --> 00:52:33,786 but it just didn't lead to any hookups for me. 1114 00:52:33,788 --> 00:52:35,688 - If it did, he'd want to do it every night. 1115 00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:37,288 - No, I'd go geek 24/7. 1116 00:52:37,290 --> 00:52:39,357 - Some girl was looking for you that night. 1117 00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:41,192 - Wait, what did she look like? 1118 00:52:41,194 --> 00:52:42,928 - She was gorgeous. 1119 00:52:42,930 --> 00:52:44,496 - Oh, come on. You're just telling me this right now? 1120 00:52:44,498 --> 00:52:45,564 - You left so quickly, what could I do? 1121 00:52:45,566 --> 00:52:47,432 I forgot about it. 1122 00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:48,934 Look, Jack, sometimes something is set in motion 1123 00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:50,903 and you may never find out the results. 1124 00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:52,805 - What does that mean? 1125 00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:53,906 - Like, say the girl that saw you dance that night 1126 00:52:53,908 --> 00:52:55,708 is your soulmate. 1127 00:52:55,710 --> 00:52:57,576 That would mean you're destined to bump into her again. 1128 00:52:57,578 --> 00:53:00,378 - You sound just like that crazy old lady on the bridge, 1129 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:02,247 - On the bridge? 1130 00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,683 I thought you said he went to a fortune-teller. 1131 00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:06,351 - No, some lady ran into him on Lake Avenue. 1132 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:08,954 - And said he was gonna meet the love of his life 1133 00:53:08,956 --> 00:53:10,623 in five days? - Yes. 1134 00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:13,191 - (laughing) Her name's Cecile. She's demented. 1135 00:53:13,193 --> 00:53:15,961 She tells everyone that. Tries to give them a cat too. 1136 00:53:15,963 --> 00:53:17,228 - Whiskers? 1137 00:53:17,230 --> 00:53:18,296 - You took the cat? 1138 00:53:18,298 --> 00:53:19,497 Never take the cat! 1139 00:53:19,499 --> 00:53:20,766 - That's a thing? 1140 00:53:20,768 --> 00:53:22,702 Oh, come on. 1141 00:53:22,704 --> 00:53:24,570 So you in this entire week where I've had some of the 1142 00:53:24,572 --> 00:53:26,471 crappiest dates of my life, it's been leading up to nothing? 1143 00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:28,607 - We don't know that yet. Maybe it's all destiny. 1144 00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:30,576 - Yeah, I'm thinking it's all bullshit. 1145 00:53:30,578 --> 00:53:32,945 Can we get another round of shots, please? 1146 00:53:32,947 --> 00:53:36,347 - Tonight's the night, Jack. We are finding your soulmate. 1147 00:53:36,349 --> 00:53:37,348 - Yeah? 1148 00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:39,250 - Yes. I'm 100% focused. 1149 00:53:39,252 --> 00:53:40,420 Hang on. 1150 00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:45,356 Are you guys having fun tonight? 1151 00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:46,592 (crowd cheering) 1152 00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:48,259 - What is she doing? 1153 00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:50,295 - Some of you guys might have been here last week 1154 00:53:50,297 --> 00:53:52,732 when I had this geek with me and we surprised everyone 1155 00:53:52,734 --> 00:53:54,466 and won the dance contest. 1156 00:53:54,468 --> 00:53:55,500 Who saw that? 1157 00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:56,902 - Oh no, no. 1158 00:53:56,904 --> 00:53:58,537 Please tell me she's not doing this. 1159 00:53:58,539 --> 00:53:59,939 - Well, that geek's here again tonight 1160 00:53:59,941 --> 00:54:02,007 and surprise surprise, he ain't no geek. 1161 00:54:02,009 --> 00:54:05,745 He's hot and he's single, ladies. 1162 00:54:05,747 --> 00:54:08,549 (crowd cheering) 1163 00:54:09,684 --> 00:54:11,650 - Too much? 1164 00:54:11,652 --> 00:54:14,452 - And then I told him, "You take out the dry cleaning~" 1165 00:54:14,454 --> 00:54:17,355 (laughing) I just love that so much. 1166 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:18,693 - He loves that story. 1167 00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:23,330 - Oh, sweetie, look at your hands. 1168 00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:32,339 - Aw. They look so happy together. 1169 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:34,807 - Really? 1170 00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:37,275 (upbeat music) 1171 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:38,778 - I love this song. Wanna dance? 1172 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,480 - Yeah. I would love that. 1173 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:47,553 ♪ I heard you singing from the balcony ♪ 1174 00:54:47,555 --> 00:54:48,821 - You ready for this? 1175 00:54:48,823 --> 00:54:50,022 - Yeah. 1176 00:54:50,024 --> 00:54:53,358 ♪ 'Cause you're my baby ♪ 1177 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,994 - Easy, tiger, slow down. 1178 00:54:54,996 --> 00:54:56,629 - What, you can't handle these moves? 1179 00:54:56,631 --> 00:54:58,365 - I don't think anyone can handle these moves. 1180 00:54:59,432 --> 00:55:04,071 - Oh, are you, are you okay? 1181 00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:07,305 - So have you ever traveled? 1182 00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:09,008 - Tons of places. 1183 00:55:09,010 --> 00:55:10,676 I used to travel the world for ballroom dance competitions. 1184 00:55:10,678 --> 00:55:11,644 - Oh, wow. 1185 00:55:11,646 --> 00:55:12,812 - Do you dance? 1186 00:55:12,814 --> 00:55:13,946 - No, not really. 1187 00:55:13,948 --> 00:55:15,981 - Well, have you ever traveled? 1188 00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:18,017 - No, unfortunately, but I want to. 1189 00:55:18,019 --> 00:55:19,852 - Well, maybe we could travel together someday. 1190 00:55:19,854 --> 00:55:21,388 - I would like that. 1191 00:55:23,024 --> 00:55:24,890 ♪ Got a few things I coulda told your parents about ♪ 1192 00:55:24,892 --> 00:55:26,659 - What's so funny? 1193 00:55:26,661 --> 00:55:28,794 - Nothing. Just some good friends. 1194 00:55:28,796 --> 00:55:30,428 - Oh yeah, Samantha. 1195 00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:32,064 She's like the MC here or something, right? 1196 00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:33,398 - Yep. 1197 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,066 - She called you out earlier. 1198 00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,400 - She did. 1199 00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:36,936 - Well, I'm happy she did. 1200 00:55:36,938 --> 00:55:39,038 Otherwise how would we have met? 1201 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,371 - To Samantha. 1202 00:55:40,373 --> 00:55:41,509 - To Samantha. 1203 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:45,911 - This is gonna sound nuts, 1204 00:55:45,913 --> 00:55:48,614 but sometimes I like to just go with the flow. 1205 00:55:48,616 --> 00:55:50,516 - Okay. I love doing that. 1206 00:55:50,518 --> 00:55:52,751 - All right. Well, tomorrow I have a wedding to go to. 1207 00:55:52,753 --> 00:55:55,588 It's a friend I've known for years and I don't have a date. 1208 00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:56,922 Would you like to go with me? 1209 00:55:56,924 --> 00:55:57,790 - I would. 1210 00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,124 - Fantastic. 1211 00:55:59,126 --> 00:56:00,458 - I love weddings. - Me too. 1212 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:02,127 - Have you ever been married? 1213 00:56:02,129 --> 00:56:04,063 - You know, I didn't think you were gonna 1214 00:56:04,065 --> 00:56:05,898 come forward like that on that move. 1215 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,766 - Really? 1216 00:56:07,768 --> 00:56:10,002 Even after the way you yanked me towards you like that? 1217 00:56:10,004 --> 00:56:12,073 - I guess when you put it that way. 1218 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:15,440 - Apology accepted. 1219 00:56:15,442 --> 00:56:16,978 - Hey. I'm sorry, okay? 1220 00:56:19,981 --> 00:56:23,082 - Are you two brother and sister? 1221 00:56:23,084 --> 00:56:24,583 - No. 1222 00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:25,786 - Oh, okay. 1223 00:56:27,487 --> 00:56:29,021 Probably cousins. 1224 00:56:29,023 --> 00:56:30,490 Ah, beautiful bride. 1225 00:56:34,829 --> 00:56:35,930 - Awkward. 1226 00:56:39,066 --> 00:56:40,701 Hey, can we start over? 1227 00:56:41,936 --> 00:56:43,068 - Sure. 1228 00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:44,639 - Hi, my name's Gabe. 1229 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,506 - I'm Jill. 1230 00:56:47,508 --> 00:56:49,110 - It's a pleasure to meet you, sis. 1231 00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:54,412 - So it didn't end well? 1232 00:56:54,414 --> 00:56:56,414 - How many divorces do? 1233 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,716 - Are you happier now? 1234 00:56:57,718 --> 00:56:58,851 - I am. 1235 00:56:58,853 --> 00:57:00,485 - Well, that's all that matters. 1236 00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:01,620 - How about you? 1237 00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:03,454 You ever been married? 1238 00:57:03,456 --> 00:57:05,157 - No. God, no. 1239 00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:06,992 - All right. Let's lighten it up. 1240 00:57:06,994 --> 00:57:08,827 Can I ask you a few questions? 1241 00:57:08,829 --> 00:57:10,495 - Yes, officer. 1242 00:57:10,497 --> 00:57:12,531 - Let's see. What's your favorite movie? 1243 00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:14,700 - Um, I like "Frozen". 1244 00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:17,468 - All right. Who's your favorite musician? 1245 00:57:17,470 --> 00:57:18,606 - Selena Gomez. 1246 00:57:19,974 --> 00:57:22,942 - All right. What's your favorite TV show? 1247 00:57:22,944 --> 00:57:24,710 - I like "Fuller House". 1248 00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:25,945 - Wait, how old are you? 1249 00:57:25,947 --> 00:57:27,646 - I just turned 21. 1250 00:57:27,648 --> 00:57:28,881 How about you? 1251 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:30,448 - You know. 1252 00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:31,850 - I mean, it doesn't matter to me. 1253 00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:32,718 Age is like, totally a state of mind. 1254 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,852 - I agree. 1255 00:57:33,854 --> 00:57:35,654 - Okay. So how old are you? 1256 00:57:35,656 --> 00:57:36,724 - I'm 42. 1257 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:40,059 - Okay. 1258 00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:42,561 So when I was born, you were already of legal drinking age. 1259 00:57:42,563 --> 00:57:43,996 - Hey, you two. 1260 00:57:43,998 --> 00:57:45,164 You guys look like couple of the night 1261 00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,732 from where I'm standing. 1262 00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:48,667 - Yeah. We're having a good time. 1263 00:57:48,669 --> 00:57:50,102 - So anything crazy about you that Jack should know? 1264 00:57:50,104 --> 00:57:52,571 What? I figured I'd get it out of the way. 1265 00:57:52,573 --> 00:57:54,775 - I mean, I did stab my last boyfriend. 1266 00:57:55,843 --> 00:57:59,513 (Samantha and David laughing) 1267 00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:04,552 (lighthearted music) 1268 00:58:06,921 --> 00:58:08,687 - May I help you, buddy? 1269 00:58:08,689 --> 00:58:10,155 - Yes. Hi. 1270 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:11,190 I'm here to pick up a suit. Jack Fisher. 1271 00:58:11,192 --> 00:58:12,858 - And you, bro? 1272 00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:14,193 - I'm here to pick up a suit as well. 1273 00:58:14,195 --> 00:58:15,563 Patrick Dewitt. 1274 00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:18,030 - The Davis wedding on New Year's Eve? 1275 00:58:18,032 --> 00:58:19,266 - Same. - Huh. 1276 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,834 - You two together? 1277 00:58:21,836 --> 00:58:24,003 - Uh, yeah. 1278 00:58:24,005 --> 00:58:25,170 - I'm Jack. 1279 00:58:25,172 --> 00:58:26,805 - I'm Patrick. 1280 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:28,207 - Are you friends with the bride or the groom? 1281 00:58:28,209 --> 00:58:30,275 - I've known Amy for years and years. 1282 00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:33,545 - Ron's been my friend a long, long time. 1283 00:58:33,547 --> 00:58:35,114 - You look really familiar. 1284 00:58:35,116 --> 00:58:36,682 - Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. 1285 00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:38,252 - Here you go, butt buddies. 1286 00:58:41,055 --> 00:58:43,956 (lighthearted music) 1287 00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:46,058 - Do you work, you work for AES. 1288 00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,259 - I do. - You do, right? 1289 00:58:47,261 --> 00:58:48,260 - Yes. - Ah, that's it. 1290 00:58:48,262 --> 00:58:49,895 I knew I wasn't crazy. 1291 00:58:49,897 --> 00:58:52,164 - How are you two paying for this? 1292 00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:55,100 - I don't know. How do you wanna pay for this, honey? 1293 00:58:55,102 --> 00:58:56,935 You wanna split it this time? 1294 00:58:56,937 --> 00:58:58,139 - Yes, darling. 1295 00:59:01,275 --> 00:59:03,008 - Here you go, dear. 1296 00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:04,578 - Such a gentleman. 1297 00:59:05,946 --> 00:59:08,049 - Now I know who the girl is. Pansies. 1298 00:59:11,018 --> 00:59:12,918 - I don't know if you're snorting 1299 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,820 too much dry cleaning fluid lately, 1300 00:59:14,822 --> 00:59:16,255 but I'm gonna tell you something. 1301 00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:18,590 If it wasn't for butt buddies and pansies, 1302 00:59:18,592 --> 00:59:20,092 you wouldn't even have a business, 1303 00:59:20,094 --> 00:59:22,194 'cause most of the clothes that you clean 1304 00:59:22,196 --> 00:59:24,799 are designed by butt buddies and pansies. 1305 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:30,071 And by the way, your business is named after a gay bar. 1306 00:59:31,672 --> 00:59:32,339 Let's go. 1307 00:59:33,908 --> 00:59:36,577 (upbeat music) 1308 00:59:42,683 --> 00:59:44,149 - You look lost. 1309 00:59:44,151 --> 00:59:46,852 - Oh yeah. Cards are like, not my thing. 1310 00:59:46,854 --> 00:59:48,287 Do you work here? 1311 00:59:48,289 --> 00:59:50,322 - No, I am actually card-shopping as well. 1312 00:59:50,324 --> 00:59:52,224 - Oh, I can't seem to find the right one. 1313 00:59:52,226 --> 00:59:53,959 All I see are Christmas cards. 1314 00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:55,661 - Oh, what are you looking for? 1315 00:59:55,663 --> 00:59:56,929 - A wedding card. 1316 00:59:56,931 --> 00:59:57,963 - Oh, me too. 1317 00:59:57,965 --> 00:59:59,064 - Whose wedding? 1318 00:59:59,066 --> 01:00:00,132 - My friend Amy. 1319 01:00:00,134 --> 01:00:01,266 - Marrying Ron? 1320 01:00:01,268 --> 01:00:03,035 - Yes. I'm the maid of honor. 1321 01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:04,603 - Oh yeah, that's just great. 1322 01:00:04,605 --> 01:00:06,205 Ron's an old college buddy of mine. 1323 01:00:06,207 --> 01:00:07,940 Yeah. I'm David, by the way. 1324 01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:08,807 - Jill. 1325 01:00:08,809 --> 01:00:10,275 - So random. 1326 01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:12,644 - Or maybe not. 1327 01:00:12,646 --> 01:00:14,713 - Yeah, my girlfriend gave me some parameters 1328 01:00:14,715 --> 01:00:16,982 on the type of card to get. 1329 01:00:16,984 --> 01:00:18,851 - Oh. 1330 01:00:18,853 --> 01:00:20,853 - Oh yeah. I have a girlfriend. 1331 01:00:20,855 --> 01:00:21,987 Sorry? 1332 01:00:21,989 --> 01:00:24,156 - No, no, it's, trust me. 1333 01:00:24,158 --> 01:00:26,725 I was expecting something to not go right. 1334 01:00:26,727 --> 01:00:28,327 - Why? 1335 01:00:28,329 --> 01:00:31,663 - Um, it's a long story. 1336 01:00:31,665 --> 01:00:32,965 - Oh, tell it quickly. 1337 01:00:32,967 --> 01:00:34,935 Put it all in one fast sentence. 1338 01:00:35,836 --> 01:00:37,636 - Okay. 1339 01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:39,104 This week has been nuts. 1340 01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:41,306 I've been on five of the worst dates ever. 1341 01:00:41,308 --> 01:00:43,375 I was told I'm gonna meet the love of my life. 1342 01:00:43,377 --> 01:00:45,110 I want to meet the love of my life. 1343 01:00:45,112 --> 01:00:46,745 And this week has assured me 1344 01:00:46,747 --> 01:00:48,347 that that is never going to happen. 1345 01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:50,082 - Okay. I think I got it all. 1346 01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:51,950 - Impressive. 1347 01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:53,986 - Wait a minute. I know you. 1348 01:00:53,988 --> 01:00:55,420 - You do? 1349 01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:57,856 - We met at the Track. My girlfriend's the MC. 1350 01:00:57,858 --> 01:00:59,024 It was dark. - Yeah. Yeah. 1351 01:00:59,026 --> 01:01:00,425 I remember. - Yeah. 1352 01:01:00,427 --> 01:01:02,728 I remember, you were looking for... 1353 01:01:02,730 --> 01:01:03,962 Jill, do you dance? 1354 01:01:03,964 --> 01:01:05,797 - Yes. 1355 01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:07,766 - I think I may have solved your problem already. 1356 01:01:07,768 --> 01:01:10,371 I believe I have the perfect guy for you. Hang on. 1357 01:01:11,939 --> 01:01:13,705 Do you have like 30 minutes to stop by 1358 01:01:13,707 --> 01:01:15,407 Casa Vega down the street? 1359 01:01:15,409 --> 01:01:17,943 - So my dating life lately has been a little, um... 1360 01:01:17,945 --> 01:01:19,878 Precarious. 1361 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,280 - That's why I'm saying you need to meet my friend Jill. 1362 01:01:21,282 --> 01:01:23,115 She's going through the same thing. 1363 01:01:23,117 --> 01:01:24,816 Are you bringing a date to the wedding? 1364 01:01:24,818 --> 01:01:26,018 - Yeah. You? 1365 01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:28,253 - Sand to the beach? Never. 1366 01:01:28,255 --> 01:01:30,822 Weddings bring out the gays like a parade. 1367 01:01:30,824 --> 01:01:32,257 So who are you bringing? 1368 01:01:32,259 --> 01:01:34,326 - Some girl I met at the club the other night. 1369 01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:35,928 - You don't seem very excited about it. 1370 01:01:35,930 --> 01:01:37,930 - I'm not, unfortunately. 1371 01:01:37,932 --> 01:01:40,332 - I think you need to meet Jill before tonight. 1372 01:01:40,334 --> 01:01:41,867 - But she'll be at the wedding. 1373 01:01:41,869 --> 01:01:43,001 - Yeah. She's the maid of honor. 1374 01:01:43,003 --> 01:01:44,469 - Mm. Is she bringing a date? 1375 01:01:44,471 --> 01:01:46,305 - No, that's what I'm getting at here, Jack. 1376 01:01:46,307 --> 01:01:48,106 You might be able to upgrade before it's too late. 1377 01:01:48,108 --> 01:01:49,474 - I couldn't. 1378 01:01:49,476 --> 01:01:51,910 I mean, maybe. I don't know. 1379 01:01:51,912 --> 01:01:54,880 It's not that my current date is horrible or anything. 1380 01:01:54,882 --> 01:01:56,782 It's just that she's not the one. 1381 01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:59,418 - Well, yeah, I was gonna say potential psychotic, 1382 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,420 but you know, not the one works as well. 1383 01:02:01,422 --> 01:02:04,056 - You are too cute to be ignored. 1384 01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:07,726 I'm gonna send you to my buddy's restaurant down the street. 1385 01:02:07,728 --> 01:02:11,029 It's called Roar. It's the hottest gay bar in town. 1386 01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:13,498 Very, very charming and Jill loves the place. 1387 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,867 It's not open yet because the gays 1388 01:02:15,869 --> 01:02:17,936 don't come out of the coffin til the sun goes down. 1389 01:02:17,938 --> 01:02:20,405 But you go there and I will have Jill meet you. 1390 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:22,741 I'd go with you, but I have to run to a meeting. 1391 01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:25,010 Are you okay with going to a gay bar by yourself? 1392 01:02:25,012 --> 01:02:26,445 - I think I can handle it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1393 01:02:26,447 --> 01:02:29,181 - I'm gonna text my buddy Hank, the manager. 1394 01:02:29,183 --> 01:02:31,116 Let him know you're coming. 1395 01:02:31,118 --> 01:02:34,319 Go there, find him, introduce yourself, and I'll send Jill. 1396 01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:35,921 - I don't know. 1397 01:02:35,923 --> 01:02:38,323 - Come on. What have you get to lose? 1398 01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:40,792 - (laughing) What could go wrong? 1399 01:02:40,794 --> 01:02:42,494 Hi, this is Jack. 1400 01:02:42,496 --> 01:02:44,162 Sorry I missed your call, but I'd really love to talk. 1401 01:02:44,164 --> 01:02:45,864 - He won't answer his phone. 1402 01:02:45,866 --> 01:02:47,499 - Did you try texting him? 1403 01:02:47,501 --> 01:02:49,301 - No. Is that a thing? 1404 01:02:49,303 --> 01:02:50,769 - Hm, funny. 1405 01:02:50,771 --> 01:02:52,404 You got a picture of your buddy? 1406 01:02:52,406 --> 01:02:54,139 - Yeah. You actually saw him once. 1407 01:02:54,141 --> 01:02:55,774 - I did? - Yeah. 1408 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:58,176 Let me just, I'm trying to find the best pic, 1409 01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,514 then I'll explain. 1410 01:03:11,392 --> 01:03:14,092 - Um, David? I need to ask you a question. 1411 01:03:14,094 --> 01:03:16,194 - I think I know what that question is. 1412 01:03:16,196 --> 01:03:18,497 - Was that former WWE champion 1413 01:03:18,499 --> 01:03:20,999 Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle? 1414 01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:23,538 - Yes, I believe so. 1415 01:03:24,905 --> 01:03:27,507 - Was he just checking me out? 1416 01:03:27,509 --> 01:03:28,876 - Yes, I believe so. 1417 01:03:30,077 --> 01:03:34,915 - Hm. 1418 01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:41,388 (crowd chatting indistinctly) 1419 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:50,596 - Hi. 1420 01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:51,463 - Hello. 1421 01:03:51,465 --> 01:03:52,565 - Are you Hank? 1422 01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,199 - Yeah, that's me. 1423 01:03:54,201 --> 01:03:55,867 - Patrick sent me. My name's Jack. 1424 01:03:55,869 --> 01:03:57,002 - Oh, Patrick. Where is he, in the back? 1425 01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:58,904 - Oh no, no, no, he's not here. 1426 01:03:58,906 --> 01:04:00,542 - Okay, sure. (laughing) 1427 01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:04,176 - Um, er. The place seems kind of busy. 1428 01:04:04,178 --> 01:04:06,411 Do you have an event or something coming up tonight? 1429 01:04:06,413 --> 01:04:08,447 - Right, right, you haven't been here before. I know, okay. 1430 01:04:08,449 --> 01:04:09,981 - No, this is my first time. 1431 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:11,352 - Yeah, sure. Okay. 1432 01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:14,986 - Um, Patrick told me to talk to you. 1433 01:04:14,988 --> 01:04:16,855 I'm supposed to meet to a, uh. 1434 01:04:16,857 --> 01:04:17,989 - All right. Quit the act. 1435 01:04:17,991 --> 01:04:19,391 I knew it all along. 1436 01:04:19,393 --> 01:04:20,526 Come on, get going, let's see what you got. 1437 01:04:20,528 --> 01:04:21,927 - Oh God, is this a flash mob? 1438 01:04:21,929 --> 01:04:23,395 - No, I'm not supposed to be- 1439 01:04:23,397 --> 01:04:24,930 ♪ I knew you back in high school ♪ 1440 01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:26,898 ♪ We were friends, is all ♪ 1441 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:30,068 ♪ Met you in a club last night and walked you to your door ♪ 1442 01:04:30,070 --> 01:04:31,169 ♪ It's true ♪ 1443 01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:32,938 - Amazing. 1444 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:35,340 ♪ I'm thinking 'bout you ♪ 1445 01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:38,477 - I feel like I'm on "The Bachelorette". (laughing) 1446 01:04:38,479 --> 01:04:42,582 ♪ I hope that you are digging it too ♪ 1447 01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:44,418 - Oh, I'm digging you, baby! 1448 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:50,122 ♪ Something 'bout the way you move, the way you said hello ♪ 1449 01:04:50,124 --> 01:04:53,492 ♪ It's been over 20 years, you still have that glow ♪ 1450 01:04:53,494 --> 01:04:58,499 ♪ It's true, I'm thinking 'bout you ♪ 1451 01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:06,907 ♪ I hope that you are digging me too ♪ 1452 01:05:09,577 --> 01:05:14,246 ♪ Maybe I'm delusional ♪ 1453 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:17,082 ♪ I don't know what to do, but I do ♪ 1454 01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,984 ♪ I promise I do. ♪ 1455 01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:23,355 ♪ Something's happened and I can't stop thinking 'bout you ♪ 1456 01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:24,990 - Whoa, okay. 1457 01:05:24,992 --> 01:05:28,460 ♪ Thinking 'bout you ♪ 1458 01:05:28,462 --> 01:05:31,533 ♪ Thinking 'bout you ♪ 1459 01:05:34,101 --> 01:05:37,235 Oh, baby, are you okay? Baby? 1460 01:05:37,237 --> 01:05:41,108 Oh, what happened? 1461 01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:46,211 - Um, I think I moved the wrong way. 1462 01:05:46,213 --> 01:05:49,314 - How long did we practice this choreography, dammit? 1463 01:05:49,316 --> 01:05:50,550 - I didn't practice. 1464 01:05:50,552 --> 01:05:51,950 - Oh, oh. 1465 01:05:51,952 --> 01:05:53,385 So you're one of those douchebags 1466 01:05:53,387 --> 01:05:54,986 who doesn't think he needs to practice? 1467 01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,455 - No, no, you don't understand. 1468 01:05:56,457 --> 01:05:58,423 - No, no, no, no, no. I understand. 1469 01:05:58,425 --> 01:06:00,360 You ruined my engagement. 1470 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,102 - Oh God, what happened? 1471 01:06:11,405 --> 01:06:13,071 - Um. 1472 01:06:13,073 --> 01:06:14,973 I was just supposed to introduce myself 1473 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:17,209 and then I was supposed to meet a friend. 1474 01:06:17,211 --> 01:06:18,544 - Who? 1475 01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:19,512 - Never mind. 1476 01:06:19,514 --> 01:06:20,580 - Who are you? 1477 01:06:20,582 --> 01:06:21,614 - Nice club. 1478 01:06:21,616 --> 01:06:23,114 - Who is, who are you? 1479 01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:25,383 What are you doing here? 1480 01:06:25,385 --> 01:06:27,486 What, who is that guy? 1481 01:06:27,488 --> 01:06:28,656 Who are you? 1482 01:06:30,257 --> 01:06:32,090 - So yeah, that kind of goes along with my week. 1483 01:06:32,092 --> 01:06:34,594 The most insane shit is happening to me. 1484 01:06:34,596 --> 01:06:36,194 - Like what? 1485 01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:39,464 - Like predictions, bad dates, worse dates, 1486 01:06:39,466 --> 01:06:41,767 famous wrestlers coming in and staring at me 1487 01:06:41,769 --> 01:06:43,235 and walking away. 1488 01:06:43,237 --> 01:06:45,070 - Hmm. I've been there. 1489 01:06:45,072 --> 01:06:46,739 - You're fun, David. 1490 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:48,373 - Oh, well, if you like me, you're gonna love Jack. 1491 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:50,008 Oh, that reminds me of the picture. 1492 01:06:50,010 --> 01:06:51,746 Let me just, oh, here's a good one. 1493 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:56,350 (lighthearted music) 1494 01:07:02,256 --> 01:07:03,421 - Hi. 1495 01:07:03,423 --> 01:07:06,460 (lighthearted music) 1496 01:07:10,297 --> 01:07:12,230 - What the hell is going on, Jill? 1497 01:07:12,232 --> 01:07:13,733 - Right? Okay, that is Kurt Angle, right? 1498 01:07:13,735 --> 01:07:15,367 - Checking you out. Yes. 1499 01:07:15,369 --> 01:07:17,369 - And he just, he, he, he just walks away. 1500 01:07:17,371 --> 01:07:18,771 He just nods his head. 1501 01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:20,405 - And the other guy gave you the thumbs up? 1502 01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:22,073 - Yeah. 1503 01:07:22,075 --> 01:07:23,074 Okay, wait, should I go talk to him? 1504 01:07:23,076 --> 01:07:24,209 (phone ringing) 1505 01:07:24,211 --> 01:07:25,443 - Oh, hang on. This is Jack. 1506 01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:27,045 Hey, buddy. 1507 01:07:27,047 --> 01:07:29,414 You, wait, what, you're where? 1508 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:30,585 Wait, what did you ruin? 1509 01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,589 - Isn't that cool? 1510 01:07:35,523 --> 01:07:36,724 - Uh, hang on Jack. 1511 01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:43,763 - Hi. 1512 01:07:43,765 --> 01:07:45,565 - Hi. 1513 01:07:45,567 --> 01:07:48,603 (lighthearted music) 1514 01:07:54,107 --> 01:07:55,741 - I'll call you back. 1515 01:07:55,743 --> 01:07:57,110 - What? 1516 01:07:58,245 --> 01:08:00,178 What is happening? 1517 01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:02,113 Okay. This is the strangest thing, right? 1518 01:08:02,115 --> 01:08:03,583 He, he won't talk to me. 1519 01:08:03,585 --> 01:08:05,450 He's, okay. 1520 01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:06,654 That's it. 1521 01:08:10,223 --> 01:08:11,489 Oh my God. 1522 01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:13,158 - What? 1523 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,561 (lighthearted music) 1524 01:08:15,563 --> 01:08:16,696 Oh. - Yeah. 1525 01:08:16,698 --> 01:08:18,330 My life just hit a new low. 1526 01:08:18,332 --> 01:08:21,736 - Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's probably new. 1527 01:08:23,538 --> 01:08:25,640 It's a nice picture though, right? 1528 01:08:29,544 --> 01:08:32,212 (somber music) 1529 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,385 - Hey. 1530 01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:41,787 - Hey, it's you. - Yeah. 1531 01:08:41,789 --> 01:08:43,522 - How did it go over at Roar? 1532 01:08:43,524 --> 01:08:44,657 What happened? 1533 01:08:44,659 --> 01:08:47,394 - Um, how close are you to Hank? 1534 01:08:48,796 --> 01:08:51,329 - Oh my God. What, what do you mean? 1535 01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:53,733 - Um, never mind. 1536 01:08:53,735 --> 01:08:55,467 I'm assuming I'm on the wrong side? 1537 01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:57,302 - Yeah. The groom's side is over there. 1538 01:08:57,304 --> 01:08:58,403 - Okay. 1539 01:08:58,405 --> 01:09:00,338 - What was that about? 1540 01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:03,408 - Uh, well, it involved a flash mob, an engagement, 1541 01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:07,913 and um, miscommunication, I guess. 1542 01:09:07,915 --> 01:09:09,383 - Okay. 1543 01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:16,187 - Dude, after all the texts I sent, 1544 01:09:16,189 --> 01:09:17,890 I didn't think you guys were gonna make it. 1545 01:09:17,892 --> 01:09:19,792 - Well, you know how long it takes women to get ready. 1546 01:09:19,794 --> 01:09:20,926 - Yeah. Okay. 1547 01:09:20,928 --> 01:09:23,294 He took 25 minutes on his hair. 1548 01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:24,697 - Where's Vanessa? 1549 01:09:24,699 --> 01:09:26,398 - A little drama. No biggie. 1550 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,634 - Who the hell's Vanessa? 1551 01:09:28,636 --> 01:09:31,506 ("Wedding March") 1552 01:10:01,468 --> 01:10:04,436 (phone ringing) 1553 01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:07,305 - Dude, you just became that guy. 1554 01:10:07,307 --> 01:10:09,474 - That's never happened to me before. 1555 01:10:09,476 --> 01:10:12,745 - All guys say that at some point. They have pills for that. 1556 01:10:12,747 --> 01:10:14,547 - Funny. It'll never happen. 1557 01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:16,782 - What about at Christine's Bang Bang Party? 1558 01:10:16,784 --> 01:10:19,687 - Wait, you guys were at Christine's Bang Bang Party? 1559 01:10:21,221 --> 01:10:23,522 - We are gathered here today to celebrate 1560 01:10:23,524 --> 01:10:26,659 the union of Amy and Ron. 1561 01:10:26,661 --> 01:10:29,427 We are privileged to witness the joyous love 1562 01:10:29,429 --> 01:10:30,932 of a new family. 1563 01:10:32,332 --> 01:10:33,966 A new family, 1564 01:10:33,968 --> 01:10:36,702 a family that is nurtured and nourished 1565 01:10:36,704 --> 01:10:39,337 through the devotion of two separate individuals 1566 01:10:39,339 --> 01:10:42,808 that grow together through the common bonds of love. 1567 01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:45,243 May their marriage bring the peace, joy, 1568 01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:47,312 comfort, and contentment that's found 1569 01:10:47,314 --> 01:10:49,316 in the hearts of all God's children. 1570 01:10:50,685 --> 01:10:53,320 Now, the vows that you exchange here today 1571 01:10:54,789 --> 01:10:56,956 are a verbal representation of the emotions 1572 01:10:56,958 --> 01:10:59,558 that are just as real as anything that can be seen. 1573 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:00,993 - Who are you looking at? 1574 01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:02,928 - Heard or touched, for it's not the words 1575 01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:07,935 that you speak today that will bond you together as one 1576 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:10,569 but the strength and commitment 1577 01:11:10,571 --> 01:11:12,940 found deep within your souls. 1578 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,675 Now, before we begin, 1579 01:11:16,677 --> 01:11:20,913 is there anyone here who objects to this union? 1580 01:11:20,915 --> 01:11:23,450 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 1581 01:11:34,762 --> 01:11:35,897 Anyone? 1582 01:11:43,838 --> 01:11:47,542 - Jesus Christ. What the hell is he waiting for? 1583 01:11:48,676 --> 01:11:50,375 - [All] Cheers! 1584 01:11:50,377 --> 01:11:52,410 (energetic music) 1585 01:11:52,412 --> 01:11:53,548 - Drink it up. 1586 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:57,350 - Now let's dance. 1587 01:11:59,386 --> 01:12:04,089 ♪ He likes to keep it simple with fun things ♪ 1588 01:12:04,091 --> 01:12:09,028 ♪ He gives me his lovin' both day and night ♪ 1589 01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:14,035 ♪ Then he pushes me away when it starts to feel right ♪ 1590 01:12:15,603 --> 01:12:19,607 ♪ He gives me sweet, sweet lovin' ♪ 1591 01:12:21,576 --> 01:12:24,712 ♪ Sweet, sweet lovin' ♪ 1592 01:12:27,648 --> 01:12:30,381 - Hey, do you mind if we just go sit down? 1593 01:12:30,383 --> 01:12:32,483 - Um, yeah, sure. 1594 01:12:32,485 --> 01:12:33,621 - Awesome. 1595 01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:40,626 Can I get a water, please? 1596 01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:42,995 - You didn't want to keep dancing? 1597 01:12:42,997 --> 01:12:44,930 - I wasn't really feeling it. 1598 01:12:44,932 --> 01:12:46,599 - Hey, I wasn't gonna pull you towards me that time. 1599 01:12:46,601 --> 01:12:48,734 I was actually doing less advanced moves 1600 01:12:48,736 --> 01:12:50,401 so you could keep up. 1601 01:12:50,403 --> 01:12:52,571 Oh, if you don't mind, I'm really thirsty. 1602 01:12:52,573 --> 01:12:54,374 It's probably the dancing. 1603 01:12:57,712 --> 01:13:02,717 ♪ Sweet tender kisses could last all night ♪ 1604 01:13:03,551 --> 01:13:08,388 ♪ Darling, ooh ♪ 1605 01:13:09,023 --> 01:13:11,757 ♪ Darling, ooh ♪ 1606 01:13:11,759 --> 01:13:14,427 (horn blowing) 1607 01:13:15,796 --> 01:13:18,030 - So are we doing great at this table? 1608 01:13:18,032 --> 01:13:19,598 - We are. 1609 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,133 - Oh, good, good, good. 1610 01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:24,069 And have you made your New Year's resolutions? 1611 01:13:24,071 --> 01:13:25,403 - No, not yet. 1612 01:13:25,405 --> 01:13:28,475 - Oh, I don't think I know you. 1613 01:13:29,543 --> 01:13:31,844 I am Linda. I'm, I'm Amy's mom. 1614 01:13:31,846 --> 01:13:34,445 - I'm Jack. I'm one of Ron's old college buddies. 1615 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:37,917 - Jack. So do you dance? 1616 01:13:37,919 --> 01:13:39,785 - I've danced once or twice. 1617 01:13:39,787 --> 01:13:42,054 - Uh-huh, well, would you like to join me 1618 01:13:42,056 --> 01:13:43,989 on the dance floor, Jack? 1619 01:13:43,991 --> 01:13:46,158 - I gotta go. Gotta entertain the mother of the bride. 1620 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,728 - Cheers to that. 1621 01:13:48,763 --> 01:13:50,529 Oh. Would you mind? 1622 01:13:50,531 --> 01:13:51,666 Thank you. 1623 01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:56,602 - Who did she say she is? 1624 01:13:56,604 --> 01:13:58,739 - That's mother of the bride. 1625 01:14:01,474 --> 01:14:02,610 - Oh. 1626 01:14:07,548 --> 01:14:12,553 ♪ He always plays nice and he's a real do-gooder ♪ 1627 01:14:14,221 --> 01:14:18,559 ♪ He's easy on the eyes and he's sweet as brown sugar ♪ 1628 01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:22,094 - So what did you think of the food? 1629 01:14:22,096 --> 01:14:24,997 - Yeah, the prime rib was fantastic. 1630 01:14:24,999 --> 01:14:26,200 - I know, right? 1631 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:29,500 Any coffee or dessert tonight? 1632 01:14:29,502 --> 01:14:30,903 - Nope. 1633 01:14:30,905 --> 01:14:32,740 This is what I'm having for dessert. 1634 01:14:35,509 --> 01:14:37,979 (horn blowing) 1635 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:47,086 ♪ Yeah, he's on top of his game ♪ 1636 01:14:47,088 --> 01:14:50,055 ♪ But when he turns out the lights ♪ 1637 01:14:50,057 --> 01:14:51,957 ♪ To get the mood set ♪ 1638 01:14:51,959 --> 01:14:53,092 - Jack. 1639 01:14:53,094 --> 01:14:54,827 We need to talk, right now. 1640 01:14:54,829 --> 01:14:56,729 - Whoa, whoa. What's going on? 1641 01:14:56,731 --> 01:14:57,999 - That damn twit! 1642 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,901 So, you wanna bring a knife to a gun fight? 1643 01:15:02,903 --> 01:15:05,573 (all shouting) 1644 01:15:09,710 --> 01:15:12,745 (energetic music) 1645 01:15:12,747 --> 01:15:14,015 - Okay, call me. 1646 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,986 - New Year's resolution. 1647 01:15:20,988 --> 01:15:23,055 The next time a girl says she stabbed her ex-boyfriend, 1648 01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:24,623 I should run. 1649 01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:26,492 - Yeah. Amen to that. 1650 01:15:26,494 --> 01:15:27,860 I'm going inside, man. 1651 01:15:27,862 --> 01:15:29,261 You coming? 1652 01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:30,763 - I'm gonna hang out here for a bit. 1653 01:15:30,765 --> 01:15:31,830 God bless. 1654 01:15:31,832 --> 01:15:35,234 (melancholy music) 1655 01:15:35,236 --> 01:15:37,905 (Jack sighing) 1656 01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:45,144 ♪ But when it comes to his lovin' ♪ 1657 01:15:45,146 --> 01:15:47,279 ♪ He can get my motor running ♪ 1658 01:15:47,281 --> 01:15:51,318 ♪ Guess my jack of all trades will do ♪ 1659 01:15:53,788 --> 01:15:55,154 - Thank you. Hello. 1660 01:15:55,156 --> 01:15:56,755 Hi. Hi, I'm Ben. 1661 01:15:56,757 --> 01:16:00,092 I'm Ben Davis. I am the father of the groom. 1662 01:16:00,094 --> 01:16:01,860 I am the groom daddy. 1663 01:16:01,862 --> 01:16:02,928 - [Ron] I love you, Dad! 1664 01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:04,763 - I love you too, boy. 1665 01:16:04,765 --> 01:16:06,698 I am so glad. 1666 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:11,136 I am so glad that Ron found someone to keep him in line. 1667 01:16:11,138 --> 01:16:12,339 Right? Right. 1668 01:16:13,674 --> 01:16:16,041 Like Linda, I am a widower. 1669 01:16:16,043 --> 01:16:19,111 So who knows? 1670 01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:21,180 Maybe I'll get lucky tonight. 1671 01:16:21,182 --> 01:16:22,848 I mean, come on. 1672 01:16:22,850 --> 01:16:24,783 It's the last night of the year, right? 1673 01:16:24,785 --> 01:16:26,118 Yeah. 1674 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,720 But, but, but seriously, Ron, I love you. 1675 01:16:28,722 --> 01:16:30,255 - [Ron] You're my hero! 1676 01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:32,124 - You're my hero. 1677 01:16:32,126 --> 01:16:36,128 - Amy, we love you, and we love that these two are together. 1678 01:16:36,130 --> 01:16:41,102 So please raise your glasses to Amy and Ron. 1679 01:16:42,169 --> 01:16:43,735 - [Crowd] To Amy and Ron! 1680 01:16:43,737 --> 01:16:44,872 - Thank you. 1681 01:16:46,107 --> 01:16:49,043 (melancholy music) 1682 01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:53,912 - Folks, it's almost the end of the night, 1683 01:16:53,914 --> 01:16:55,714 and you know what that means. 1684 01:16:55,716 --> 01:16:57,749 It's almost the end of the year. 1685 01:16:57,751 --> 01:16:59,718 So let's get ready to count down. 1686 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:00,953 - Mind if I sit here? 1687 01:17:00,955 --> 01:17:02,089 - [Jack] Sure. 1688 01:17:05,326 --> 01:17:07,292 - [Crowd] Ten, nine, eight, 1689 01:17:07,294 --> 01:17:08,694 seven, six. 1690 01:17:08,696 --> 01:17:09,995 - Where's Jack? 1691 01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:11,330 - I think he's outside. - Five, four. 1692 01:17:11,332 --> 01:17:13,232 - Where's Jill? - Three, two. 1693 01:17:13,234 --> 01:17:15,634 - I don't know. - One. 1694 01:17:15,636 --> 01:17:18,670 Happy New Year! 1695 01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:20,205 (crowd cheering) 1696 01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:22,040 - Hi. - Hi. 1697 01:17:22,042 --> 01:17:23,377 - Happy New Year. 1698 01:17:24,912 --> 01:17:26,345 - Same to you. 1699 01:17:26,347 --> 01:17:28,247 So you're here for the wedding? 1700 01:17:28,249 --> 01:17:30,282 - Yeah. I'm one of Ron's old friends. 1701 01:17:30,284 --> 01:17:31,750 - Yeah. I'm, I'm the- 1702 01:17:31,752 --> 01:17:33,051 - The maid of honor. 1703 01:17:33,053 --> 01:17:35,053 - Yeah. You were at the ceremony? 1704 01:17:35,055 --> 01:17:37,022 - Yes, but I, I didn't see you there. 1705 01:17:37,024 --> 01:17:38,657 - I was right up on stage. 1706 01:17:38,659 --> 01:17:39,992 - Oh, there was this tall guy. 1707 01:17:39,994 --> 01:17:41,960 - Yeah. Actually, I saw him too. 1708 01:17:41,962 --> 01:17:44,029 - I guess it was just bad timing. 1709 01:17:44,031 --> 01:17:45,797 I'm Jack. 1710 01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:46,932 - I'm Jill. 1711 01:17:46,934 --> 01:17:48,667 - Nice to meet you, Jill. 1712 01:17:48,669 --> 01:17:50,437 - It's nice to meet you, Jack. 1713 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:55,707 - So are you having fun tonight? 1714 01:17:55,709 --> 01:17:58,977 - Ah, it's been a strange night. 1715 01:17:58,979 --> 01:18:01,046 - (chuckling) For me too. 1716 01:18:01,048 --> 01:18:03,182 God, the whole week's been strange, actually. 1717 01:18:03,184 --> 01:18:04,783 - Yeah, me too. 1718 01:18:04,785 --> 01:18:06,185 - All right. You go first. 1719 01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:08,086 Why has it been a strange week? 1720 01:18:08,088 --> 01:18:09,755 - Okay, let's see. 1721 01:18:09,757 --> 01:18:14,228 I, uh, I went on a bunch of dates that all ended 1722 01:18:15,796 --> 01:18:19,800 on a scale from horrible to insanely horrible. 1723 01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:22,935 What? 1724 01:18:22,937 --> 01:18:24,336 - For me too. 1725 01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:25,971 I, I, I, this, this whole past week has been 1726 01:18:25,973 --> 01:18:27,940 one epic date fail after the next one. 1727 01:18:27,942 --> 01:18:29,274 - Really? You're serious? 1728 01:18:29,276 --> 01:18:30,842 - Swear to God. 1729 01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:32,311 I mean, it all started after I met 1730 01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:34,213 this crazy old gypsy cat lady on a bridge 1731 01:18:34,215 --> 01:18:36,048 and she told me- 1732 01:18:36,050 --> 01:18:38,350 - That you're gonna be the love of your life in five days? 1733 01:18:38,352 --> 01:18:39,318 - Yes. 1734 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:40,352 - Yeah. 1735 01:18:40,354 --> 01:18:42,221 This is getting weird. 1736 01:18:42,223 --> 01:18:43,355 - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. How do you know the old lady? 1737 01:18:43,357 --> 01:18:44,723 - Well, I met her too. 1738 01:18:44,725 --> 01:18:46,391 She told me the same thing. 1739 01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:48,060 - And you took the cat? 1740 01:18:48,062 --> 01:18:50,262 - (laughing) No, of course not. 1741 01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:52,431 - I'm the only, I'm the only one. 1742 01:18:52,433 --> 01:18:53,999 - Still, so random. 1743 01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:55,867 - Yeah, well, before you freak out, 1744 01:18:55,869 --> 01:18:57,869 I found out that like she tells everybody that. 1745 01:18:57,871 --> 01:18:59,805 That's her thing. 1746 01:18:59,807 --> 01:19:01,840 - Oh, well, I was the one that got suckered into it. 1747 01:19:01,842 --> 01:19:03,210 - Guess I was too. 1748 01:19:09,049 --> 01:19:12,784 - So what do you do, Jack? 1749 01:19:12,786 --> 01:19:14,788 - I work for a software company. 1750 01:19:15,923 --> 01:19:17,356 - Me too. 1751 01:19:17,358 --> 01:19:19,925 - Wait, Application Enhancement Solutions? 1752 01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:21,393 - Yes. 1753 01:19:21,395 --> 01:19:23,495 - Okay, yeah. This is getting weird. 1754 01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:25,130 - Agreed. 1755 01:19:25,132 --> 01:19:26,999 - Wait, how have I not met you before? 1756 01:19:27,001 --> 01:19:28,467 - Missed connections? 1757 01:19:28,469 --> 01:19:30,369 - You ever hear the dark side of the moon theory, 1758 01:19:30,371 --> 01:19:32,004 that there's this whole alien civilization 1759 01:19:32,006 --> 01:19:33,372 living on the other side of the moon, 1760 01:19:33,374 --> 01:19:35,073 but we never see them 'cause 1761 01:19:35,075 --> 01:19:37,109 we're only looking at this side? 1762 01:19:37,111 --> 01:19:38,944 - No, I haven't. - It makes no sense. 1763 01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:41,115 We have satellites and photos and... 1764 01:19:42,783 --> 01:19:44,418 You're absolutely beautiful. 1765 01:19:46,253 --> 01:19:48,055 - Thank you, Jack. 1766 01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:55,561 So what's next, huh? 1767 01:19:55,563 --> 01:19:57,162 How does this end? 1768 01:19:57,164 --> 01:19:58,866 Okay, wait, let me guess. 1769 01:19:59,933 --> 01:20:02,434 You are married, two kids, 1770 01:20:02,436 --> 01:20:06,240 and you live on a different continent. 1771 01:20:07,941 --> 01:20:09,474 - Divorced, single, no kids. 1772 01:20:09,476 --> 01:20:11,476 And I live on this continent, but trust me, 1773 01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:13,145 I'm not getting my hopes up. 1774 01:20:13,147 --> 01:20:14,813 Let's see. 1775 01:20:14,815 --> 01:20:16,516 Your ex was a drug kingpin who swore 1776 01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:17,983 that he was gonna kill the next guy that you dated. 1777 01:20:17,985 --> 01:20:19,418 Something like that, maybe? 1778 01:20:19,420 --> 01:20:20,553 - Close. - I figured. 1779 01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,287 - Yeah, no, no, no. 1780 01:20:22,289 --> 01:20:26,091 I'm single. I have never been married. 1781 01:20:26,093 --> 01:20:28,429 (soft music) 1782 01:20:30,431 --> 01:20:32,831 - Wanna take a walk? 1783 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:33,934 - Yeah. 1784 01:20:36,070 --> 01:20:38,872 (romantic music) 1785 01:21:08,135 --> 01:21:11,573 (romantic music continues) 1786 01:21:38,465 --> 01:21:40,600 - And the girl gets up on the bar. 1787 01:21:40,602 --> 01:21:42,401 And she literally jumped off 1788 01:21:42,403 --> 01:21:44,269 when nobody was there to catch her. 1789 01:21:44,271 --> 01:21:45,671 - You didn't catch her? 1790 01:21:45,673 --> 01:21:47,038 - I wasn't ready! 1791 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,007 - Hey, there's my maid of honor. 1792 01:21:49,009 --> 01:21:50,576 - Oh my God. I am so sorry. 1793 01:21:50,578 --> 01:21:52,477 - It's fine. It's fine. 1794 01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:54,479 I had to mingle around, you know how weddings are. 1795 01:21:54,481 --> 01:21:55,914 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, Ron. 1796 01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,349 Congrats, you two. 1797 01:21:57,351 --> 01:21:59,151 - Oh my God. I'm so glad that you two met. 1798 01:21:59,153 --> 01:22:00,318 I've been trying to introduce you since that night. 1799 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:01,621 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1800 01:22:01,623 --> 01:22:03,422 This is the guy that you called? 1801 01:22:03,424 --> 01:22:04,990 You hung up on me. 1802 01:22:04,992 --> 01:22:06,992 - I swear I didn't. My phone died. 1803 01:22:06,994 --> 01:22:09,027 I plugged it in and charged it and then I called you. 1804 01:22:09,029 --> 01:22:10,295 I left a message. 1805 01:22:10,297 --> 01:22:11,430 - Did he? 1806 01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:12,998 - I've just been so busy. 1807 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,268 Let me hold on. 1808 01:22:15,637 --> 01:22:18,504 - [Jack] Hey, Ron, bro, broski. Uh, hey, man. 1809 01:22:18,506 --> 01:22:21,006 I, I just wanted to leave this message 'cause my phone died 1810 01:22:21,008 --> 01:22:23,008 and I'd really love to talk to that girl, 1811 01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:25,511 but I, I'm not desperate or anything. 1812 01:22:25,513 --> 01:22:27,547 I just thought that maybe, you know what? 1813 01:22:27,549 --> 01:22:29,281 Forget it. I'm going to sleep. 1814 01:22:29,283 --> 01:22:31,082 Gimme a call when you get this message. 1815 01:22:31,084 --> 01:22:32,484 - Okay, then. We'll talk then. 1816 01:22:32,486 --> 01:22:34,152 Sounds great, buddy. 1817 01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:35,721 - Oh my God. 1818 01:22:35,723 --> 01:22:37,357 But you're so damn hot. 1819 01:22:39,026 --> 01:22:40,459 - Dark side of the moon. 1820 01:22:40,461 --> 01:22:42,595 - It's the dark side of the moon, yes, yes. 1821 01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:46,097 - Listen, you guys have gotta come in for the last dance. 1822 01:22:46,099 --> 01:22:48,467 - Uh, no thanks. 1823 01:22:48,469 --> 01:22:50,636 - Yeah. I, we should just stay out here. 1824 01:22:50,638 --> 01:22:52,471 - Are you nuts? It's my goddamn wedding. 1825 01:22:52,473 --> 01:22:54,640 And you two are gonna come and dance, damn it. 1826 01:22:54,642 --> 01:22:56,374 - Yeah, buddy. You gotta do it. 1827 01:22:56,376 --> 01:22:57,645 I'll see you inside. 1828 01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:04,251 - I guess we gotta go dance. 1829 01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:08,353 - Are you friends with the bride? 1830 01:23:08,355 --> 01:23:09,722 - Yeah. 1831 01:23:09,724 --> 01:23:11,223 - I noticed that you're wearing a ring. 1832 01:23:11,225 --> 01:23:12,224 - Yeah. - Are you married? 1833 01:23:12,226 --> 01:23:13,358 - No, I'm not married. 1834 01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:14,426 - So why do you wear a ring? 1835 01:23:14,428 --> 01:23:16,261 - Because I, 1836 01:23:16,263 --> 01:23:17,597 because I need to keep certain men away sometimes. 1837 01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:19,030 - Yeah, it doesn't work. - Oh, all right. 1838 01:23:19,032 --> 01:23:20,666 You're making me very anxious. 1839 01:23:20,668 --> 01:23:22,067 - Good. 1840 01:23:22,069 --> 01:23:23,603 - Because you're very attractive. 1841 01:23:23,605 --> 01:23:25,036 - Well, thank you. 1842 01:23:25,038 --> 01:23:27,038 - You're welcome. Jesus Christ. 1843 01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:32,045 - Indeed. 1844 01:23:33,648 --> 01:23:36,281 - Looks like we're gonna end tonight with a slow jam. 1845 01:23:36,283 --> 01:23:38,216 So folks, this is the last song. 1846 01:23:38,218 --> 01:23:41,154 Grab your loved one and enjoy the moment. 1847 01:23:42,155 --> 01:23:44,626 (mellow music) 1848 01:23:46,460 --> 01:23:49,529 - Look, I just gotta say I had so much fun talking to you. 1849 01:23:49,531 --> 01:23:51,764 - Yes. It's the most fun I've had all week. 1850 01:23:51,766 --> 01:23:53,533 - All right. So let's just dance. 1851 01:23:53,535 --> 01:23:56,268 But I really wanna get to know you. 1852 01:23:56,270 --> 01:23:58,138 - I feel the same way, Jack. 1853 01:23:59,774 --> 01:24:04,376 ♪ Do you wanna dance ♪ 1854 01:24:04,378 --> 01:24:07,747 ♪ And hold my hand ♪ 1855 01:24:07,749 --> 01:24:12,718 ♪ Tell me that you're my lover man ♪ 1856 01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:17,725 ♪ Oh baby ♪ 1857 01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:23,497 ♪ Do you wanna dance ♪ 1858 01:24:26,801 --> 01:24:31,806 ♪ We could dance under the moonlight ♪ 1859 01:24:33,407 --> 01:24:38,278 ♪ Hug and kiss all through the night ♪ 1860 01:24:39,246 --> 01:24:43,618 ♪ Oh baby, tell me ♪ 1861 01:24:45,185 --> 01:24:48,856 ♪ Do you wanna dance with me, baby ♪ 1862 01:24:51,726 --> 01:24:54,860 ♪ Ah, that's right ♪ 1863 01:24:54,862 --> 01:24:59,867 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1864 01:25:01,201 --> 01:25:06,206 ♪ Ah ♪ 1865 01:25:07,609 --> 01:25:12,112 ♪ Do you wanna dance under the moonlight ♪ 1866 01:25:14,616 --> 01:25:17,683 ♪ Hug me, kiss me, baby ♪ 1867 01:25:17,685 --> 01:25:20,318 ♪ All through the night ♪ 1868 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:24,890 ♪ Oh baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ 1869 01:25:24,892 --> 01:25:29,864 ♪ Tell me, do you wanna dance with me, baby ♪ 1870 01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:36,671 ♪ Oh, you've got to dance with me, baby ♪ 1871 01:25:38,338 --> 01:25:43,343 ♪ Oh, you've got to dance with me ♪ 1872 01:25:45,847 --> 01:25:47,782 ♪ Baby ♪ 1873 01:25:59,861 --> 01:26:01,927 (lively music) 1874 01:26:01,929 --> 01:26:04,897 ♪ Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 1875 01:26:04,899 --> 01:26:08,701 ♪ Everybody, everybody ♪ 1876 01:26:08,703 --> 01:26:13,708 ♪ Everybody, everybody ♪ 1877 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:18,944 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1878 01:26:18,946 --> 01:26:22,915 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1879 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:26,552 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1880 01:26:26,554 --> 01:26:30,856 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1881 01:26:30,858 --> 01:26:34,760 ♪ Everybody needs a little lovin' ♪ 1882 01:26:34,762 --> 01:26:38,864 ♪ Everybody needs somebody thinking of them ♪ 1883 01:26:38,866 --> 01:26:42,367 ♪ Everybody needs a little affection ♪ 1884 01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:46,505 ♪ Whatever it takes, I'm gonna get it ♪ 1885 01:26:46,507 --> 01:26:50,341 ♪ Everybody needs a hand to hold ♪ 1886 01:26:50,343 --> 01:26:54,345 ♪ Don't you think it when the nights are getting cold ♪ 1887 01:26:54,347 --> 01:26:58,283 ♪ I know you're lying just the same ♪ 1888 01:26:58,285 --> 01:27:01,987 ♪ The way you're in the game ♪ 1889 01:27:01,989 --> 01:27:05,858 ♪ Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 1890 01:27:05,860 --> 01:27:09,528 ♪ Absolutely everybody in the whole wide world ♪ 1891 01:27:09,530 --> 01:27:13,566 ♪ Absolutely everybody, every boy and every girl ♪ 1892 01:27:13,568 --> 01:27:17,603 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1893 01:27:17,605 --> 01:27:20,906 ♪ Everybody needs a human touch ♪ 1894 01:27:20,908 --> 01:27:24,944 ♪ I can't live without it, it means too much to me ♪ 1895 01:27:24,946 --> 01:27:28,781 ♪ Everybody needs one true friend ♪ 1896 01:27:28,783 --> 01:27:32,952 ♪ Someone who'll be there to the very end ♪ 1897 01:27:32,954 --> 01:27:36,922 ♪ Absolutely everybody breathes ♪ 1898 01:27:36,924 --> 01:27:41,026 ♪ And everybody, everybody bleeds ♪ 1899 01:27:41,028 --> 01:27:44,029 ♪ We're no different, we're all the same ♪ 1900 01:27:44,031 --> 01:27:48,500 ♪ But we are in the game ♪ 1901 01:27:48,502 --> 01:27:52,403 ♪ Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 1902 01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:56,709 ♪ Absolutely everybody in the whole wide world ♪ 1903 01:27:56,711 --> 01:28:00,045 ♪ Everybody breathes and everybody needs ♪ 1904 01:28:00,047 --> 01:28:03,983 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1905 01:28:03,985 --> 01:28:07,820 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1906 01:28:07,822 --> 01:28:11,757 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1907 01:28:11,759 --> 01:28:15,728 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1908 01:28:15,730 --> 01:28:19,665 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1909 01:28:19,667 --> 01:28:23,536 ♪ Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 1910 01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:27,472 ♪ Absolutely everybody in the whole wide world ♪ 1911 01:28:27,474 --> 01:28:31,476 ♪ Everybody breathes and everybody needs ♪ 1912 01:28:31,478 --> 01:28:35,313 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1913 01:28:35,315 --> 01:28:39,018 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1914 01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:42,922 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1915 01:28:42,924 --> 01:28:46,892 ♪ Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 1916 01:28:46,894 --> 01:28:50,763 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1917 01:28:50,765 --> 01:28:53,968 ♪ Absolutely everybody ♪ 1918 01:28:54,902 --> 01:28:57,572 (upbeat music) 1919 01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:05,878 ♪ I knew you back in high school, we were friends is all ♪ 1920 01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,713 ♪ I met you in a club last night ♪ 1921 01:29:07,715 --> 01:29:09,748 ♪ And walked you to your door ♪ 1922 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:12,051 ♪ It's true ♪ 1923 01:29:12,053 --> 01:29:17,058 ♪ I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1924 01:29:18,659 --> 01:29:23,396 ♪ I hope that you are diggin' me too ♪ 1925 01:29:25,733 --> 01:29:29,467 ♪ Something 'bout the way you move, the way you said hello ♪ 1926 01:29:29,469 --> 01:29:33,005 ♪ It's been over 20 years, you still have that glow ♪ 1927 01:29:33,007 --> 01:29:36,075 ♪ It's true ♪ 1928 01:29:36,077 --> 01:29:41,082 ♪ I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1929 01:29:42,683 --> 01:29:46,486 ♪ I hope that you are diggin' me too ♪ 1930 01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:53,692 ♪ Maybe I'm delusional ♪ 1931 01:29:53,694 --> 01:29:57,596 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 1932 01:29:57,598 --> 01:30:02,603 ♪ Something happened and I can't stop thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1933 01:30:05,472 --> 01:30:10,477 ♪ I'm not the kind of guy to obsess like this ♪ 1934 01:30:13,180 --> 01:30:18,185 ♪ Don't even wonder why, just put me on your list ♪ 1935 01:30:20,821 --> 01:30:24,489 ♪ The laws of my attraction, the scope of my demand ♪ 1936 01:30:24,491 --> 01:30:28,060 ♪ The craving for affection, the need to hold your hand ♪ 1937 01:30:28,062 --> 01:30:31,196 ♪ I do, baby, I do ♪ 1938 01:30:31,198 --> 01:30:33,532 ♪ I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1939 01:30:33,534 --> 01:30:36,936 ♪ Something happened, I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1940 01:30:36,938 --> 01:30:41,943 ♪ I hope that you are diggin' me too ♪ 1941 01:30:44,178 --> 01:30:48,714 ♪ Maybe I'm delusional ♪ 1942 01:30:48,716 --> 01:30:52,718 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 1943 01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:57,725 ♪ Something happened and I can't stop thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1944 01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:01,696 (upbeat music) 1945 01:31:12,506 --> 01:31:17,511 ♪ Something happened, I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1946 01:31:24,018 --> 01:31:28,990 ♪ I'm not the kind of guy to obsess like this ♪ 1947 01:31:32,026 --> 01:31:35,160 ♪ Don't even wonder why ♪ 1948 01:31:35,162 --> 01:31:39,665 ♪ Just put me on your list ♪ 1949 01:31:39,667 --> 01:31:41,200 ♪ I held you in my dreams last night ♪ 1950 01:31:41,202 --> 01:31:43,202 ♪ I feel you in my mind ♪ 1951 01:31:43,204 --> 01:31:44,903 ♪ I see you when you drive your car ♪ 1952 01:31:44,905 --> 01:31:46,805 ♪ Our lives are intertwined ♪ 1953 01:31:46,807 --> 01:31:50,009 ♪ It's true, baby, it's true ♪ 1954 01:31:50,011 --> 01:31:51,810 ♪ I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1955 01:31:51,812 --> 01:31:55,681 ♪ Something happened, I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1956 01:31:55,683 --> 01:32:00,688 ♪ I hope that you are diggin' me too ♪ 1957 01:32:03,257 --> 01:32:07,626 ♪ Maybe I'm delusional ♪ 1958 01:32:07,628 --> 01:32:11,230 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 1959 01:32:11,232 --> 01:32:16,237 ♪ Something happened and I can't stop thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1960 01:32:17,905 --> 01:32:21,707 ♪ Thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1961 01:32:21,709 --> 01:32:25,677 ♪ Thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1962 01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:28,749 ♪ Thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 1963 01:32:31,252 --> 01:32:33,921 (upbeat music) 1964 01:32:39,093 --> 01:32:42,728 ♪ I heard you singing from the balcony ♪ 1965 01:32:42,730 --> 01:32:46,632 ♪ I knew right then you were singing for me ♪ 1966 01:32:46,634 --> 01:32:49,968 ♪ 'Cause you're my baby ♪ 1967 01:32:49,970 --> 01:32:53,972 ♪ Yeah, you're my baby ♪ 1968 01:32:53,974 --> 01:32:55,874 ♪ Well, you're my baby ♪ 1969 01:32:55,876 --> 01:33:00,347 ♪ Won't you tell me what my baby needs ♪ 1970 01:33:01,782 --> 01:33:04,251 (upbeat music) 140372