Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{1}25.000 {1507}{1558}I'm almost there. And you? {1596}{1622}Just about. {2269}{2296}Not bad. {2314}{2343}81/2. {2391}{2417}Is that all? {2481}{2509}You? {2529}{2556}81/2. {2613}{2643}9. {2900}{2940}Doing anything tonight? {2971}{3004}I don't know yet. {3074}{3164}- Sleeping together doesn't mean...|...we are together. I know. {3263}{3287}It's late! {3300}{3355}- I don't have time.|- Me neither. {3360}{3441}- I have to be in court.|- My show's starting. {3472}{3538}- I can't, Louise.|- Me neither. {3649}{3708}THE PLEASURE|IS ALL MINE {5117}{5165}Hi. How's it going? {5265}{5320}- Got a minute?|- Not now. {5325}{5349}After the show? {5358}{5410}I don't know. We'll see. {6405}{6518}Let's start with Louise Duchemin|and her ordinary heroes. Hello Louise. {6523}{6589}Hello Judith.|Today my hero's a heroine. {6594}{6688}She's constantly on the go|and always in control. {6694}{6721}Felicie! {6835}{6864}What do you think? {6871}{6915}Not really my thing. {6920}{6959}Not for you, for Mom! {6964}{7004}I'd rather give her nothing. {7009}{7046}Make an effort for once. {7051}{7100}She never likes anything. {7105}{7159}- And she doesn't care.|- She does! {7164}{7247}She's driving me nuts|with your Fran�ois. {7255}{7305}I told her not to make a fuss. {7310}{7373}You know her. She can't help it. {7378}{7424}She's dying to meet him. {7429}{7456}So am I. {7529}{7566}So how's it going with him? {7571}{7623}Great. We fuck like rabbits. {7635}{7676}It's all about sex with you. {7681}{7728}It's important! Don't deny it. {7733}{7777}You won't get pregnant otherwise. {7782}{7838}I know, we're at it 3 times a day. {7843}{7895}Not bad after 7 years of marriage. {7917}{7968}Don't you get off with Thomas? {7973}{8008}Louise! Cut it out. {8017}{8052}You don't get off? {8071}{8120}Sure, sometimes. {8208}{8251}I suppose you do every time? {8256}{8284}Of course! {8453}{8501}And Thomas doesn't mind? {8514}{8567}- What?|- That you don't get off. {8577}{8624}I don't want to discuss this. {8654}{8683}What a loser! {8729}{8780}Don't blame him. He doesn't know. {8796}{8844}Are you saying you fake it? {8849}{8870}Louise! {8875}{8935}How can you fake it? That's hideous! {8940}{9012}It's not the end of the world.|It's easier. {9017}{9088}It reassures him.|It's really an act of love. {9120}{9160}You wouldn't understand. {9524}{9552}Who is it? {9557}{9583}Fran�ois. {9797}{9886}- I wouldn't wake you if I had a key.|- I wasn't sleeping. {11283}{11307}You OK? {11312}{11350}Something's weird. {11355}{11388}Keep going. {11610}{11630}What's wrong? {11645}{11684}I don't feel anything. {11692}{11713}What do you mean? {11722}{11793}I don't feel it.|Well I do, but it's not working. {11816}{11852}We'll see about that. {12002}{12029}Come on. {12034}{12072}Let's try something else. {12128}{12156}Hold on. {12711}{12782}- You're all tensed up.|- I am not. Keep going. {12897}{12932}You need to help. {12937}{12975}I'm doing my best. {13163}{13229}It's no use. Go on without me. {13266}{13298}Let's just stop! {13339}{13400}OK, you're not into it,|but cut the crap. {13409}{13451}Would you rather I fake it? {13458}{13490}I can fake it if you want! {13495}{13522}Stop it. {13649}{13701}What's happening? I don't get it. {13717}{13782}I don't feel anything.|What's wrong with me? {13787}{13815}You're not in the mood. {13820}{13891}But I am!|It has nothing to do with mood. {13896}{13946}There's a mechanical problem. {13979}{14032}Whatever, let's not fight about it. {14037}{14063}Whatever? {14085}{14142}I'd like to see how you'd react! {14220}{14249}You're being dramatic. {14254}{14302}But it is dramatic! {14599}{14638}What the hell? {14643}{14669}What is it? {14675}{14711}There's water everywhere. {14723}{14747}From the ceiling. {14872}{14897}Fuck! {14902}{14946}Guess it's not your night. {15036}{15091}Are you going to just stand there? {15104}{15178}You wanted to live alone...|deal with it. {15198}{15225}Just kidding. {15230}{15267}I'm not in the mood. {15299}{15345}There's a leak in my bathroom. {15350}{15413}Thank you, but everything's fine here. {15421}{15481}- Can't you open the door?|- This late? {15486}{15541}I never open for strangers. {15546}{15602}I'm not a stranger, I'm your neighbor. {15607}{15650}But I don't know you. {15659}{15722}If Paul's there, I'll open the door. {15727}{15752}Who's Paul? {15757}{15828}The handsome young man|across the hall. {15984}{16028}Guess you're out of luck. {16034}{16069}Old bat! {16122}{16156}What a swell night. {16169}{16202}Good thing you came. {16381}{16421}Are you on the warpath? {16439}{16489}If you don't like it, go home. {16521}{16568}If that's your attitude... {16758}{16801}The rats are jumping ship. {16862}{16896}Shall I go? {16901}{16925}Whatever. {16951}{16983}I'll go then. {17129}{17184}Don't forget the party tomorrow. {17189}{17226}Hope your mood's better. {17233}{17259}Yeah, right. {18364}{18404}The shower is the best. {18421}{18495}I wash myself first, all innocent, {18508}{18543}but it's on my mind. {18548}{18610}I hold off as long as I can. {18626}{18728}Then I unscrew the showerhead|so the water gushes out, {18733}{18771}and I bring it down... {18861}{18950}Well, you know.|It's so quick, works without fail. {18971}{19017}If there's time, I do it again. {19022}{19069}One morning, I even did it... {19077}{19119}fifteen times in a row! {19124}{19215}I ran out of hot water|and had to shower with cold. {20000}{20035}Did I wake you? {20058}{20122}The old lady will only open for you. {20127}{20155}Louise? {20169}{20214}Oscar? Could you come up? {20246}{20294}- Was it you last night?|- Yes. {20299}{20324}I'm Gaby. {20330}{20404}The leak must be coming|from your place. {20409}{20439}No, it isn't. {20444}{20477}New strategy? {20490}{20539}No, old plumbing. {20544}{20597}- I have a leak.|- Shit. Hello. {20617}{20712}Is this your boyfriend?|What a nice couple, right Paul? {20740}{20825}No, we're friends. Neighbors.|Besides, he's gay. {20830}{20900}- Oh?|- I'm also a night watchman in a hotel. {20905}{20966}She's blunt|but that's part of her charm. {20977}{21016}Can you fix my leak? {21021}{21084}I worked all night. I'm going to bed. {21089}{21143}Please!|I have to go, I'm in a fix. {21148}{21202}Will you? Thanks. {21223}{21252}Your keys! {21298}{21356}Feel free to call if you need to. {21361}{21408}- OK.|- Goodbye Mrs. Boda. {21451}{21534}This patient with no appointment|insists on seeing you. {21539}{21580}I don't know what to do. {21585}{21632}I've got 3 people waiting. {21647}{21684}Louise! What's wrong? {21693}{21754}I'm freaking out. I need to see you. {21772}{21830}I can't wait, I have to get to work. {21846}{21879}No use undressing. {21885}{21947}There's nothing wrong|with you physically. {21952}{22015}There must be.|Something's not working. {22021}{22047}I can't feel anything! {22053}{22091}It happens. {22096}{22147}You mustn't be alarmed. {22152}{22191}It'll work itself out. {22203}{22266}What am I supposed to do,|sit back and wait? {22298}{22385}You just don't get it.|What do I do in the meantime? {22418}{22473}- What if it never returns?|- It's psychosomatic. {22491}{22558}Are things alright with your boyfriend? {22571}{22606}I tell you it's mechanical. {22644}{22726}You'd prefer me to have|a raging yeast infection. {22731}{22780}But pleasure's not your line. {22939}{22963}Sorry. {23000}{23068}Now we can finally get started. {23093}{23131}One thing first, {23136}{23212}Lamourette's waiting for your proposals. {23217}{23290}A summer program's a good start|toward a real show {23297}{23329}next year. {23334}{23409}I can help out|with any ideas you have. {23449}{23478}Something wrong? {23483}{23511}No. {23587}{23613}It's really bad. {23618}{23649}What? Your leak? {23654}{23717}No, Oscar fixed it.|You know what I mean. {23722}{23747}What? {23752}{23843}This isn't the time.|Everyone's here, even Olivenstein. {23848}{23921}May I introduce Ms. Pichon. {23944}{24008}Fran�ois Charras,|the son of an old friend. {24013}{24038}Excuse me. {24059}{24167}He'd rather be a public defender|whereas we've offered him {24173}{24239}a cushy job in international law. {24690}{24731}Haven't you had enough? {24770}{24834}You're worried about me?|I can't believe it! {24893}{24950}- Introduce me.|- I'd rather not. {24997}{25047}Right. Go see your clerk. {25312}{25374}Louise! Remember me? {25396}{25421}No. {25448}{25487}I work with Fran�ois. {25539}{25567}Are you OK? {25602}{25626}No. {25688}{25748}Does masturbation always work for you? {25787}{25814}What? {25821}{25867}Am I embarrassing you? {25902}{25962}It's natural to masturbate. {25977}{26021}Everyone does it. Don't you? {26026}{26056}Young lady, please. {26061}{26097}Never mind, she's drunk. {26111}{26144}I don't get it. {26160}{26196}What is it with masturbation? {26232}{26255}Is it taboo? {26262}{26292}What's going on? {26298}{26322}I lost my clitoris. {26371}{26399}See a specialist. {26414}{26484}They say hypnosis works wonders. {26490}{26561}I'm not joking.|I've lost my clitoris! {26580}{26624}Maybe someone swallowed it. {26648}{26681}I don't believe this. {26700}{26744}They think it's funny? {26781}{26838}Fuck! Pleasure's important! {26856}{26898}Go on, laugh. {26931}{27007}You think you make your wife|come every time? {27013}{27046}Well you don't! {27053}{27130}Forgive her, she's had a rough day. {27143}{27209}- Hypocrites!|- She never knows when to stop. {27240}{27285}Are you out of your mind? {27307}{27344}I work with these people. {27393}{27450}You don't give a fuck about me. {27459}{27554}All you care about is|Olive-what's-his-face. {27594}{27668}You're drunk.|It's no use trying to talk. {27675}{27700}This is serious. {27755}{27802}And all you can say is... {27822}{27876}I'm crying for help and... {27926}{27948}This is bullshit. {27987}{28078}We have bad sex one time|and you have to make a scene! {28083}{28140}What's the deal? What are you after? {28163}{28211}Can't you say something nice? {28450}{28499}- Stop it.|- Don't you want to? {28511}{28553}I'm not exactly in the mood. {28674}{28700}It's taken! {29241}{29263}You're a pain. {29337}{29377}Right, I'm a pain. {29452}{29518}We might as well stop|seeing each other. {29567}{29606}What are you saying? {29629}{29680}Is sex all there is|between us? {29688}{29719}See anything else? {30029}{30078}Clinic... clock... {30090}{30125}Ah! Clitoris. {30172}{30244}"A small erectile organ of the vulva {30269}{30329}"above the opening|of the urinary tract." {30379}{30419}Doesn't sound very exciting. {30424}{30473}The outside's just the tip. {30480}{30540}There's 3 inches of erection inside. {30570}{30643}It's the same as men|but the erection's inside. {30666}{30714}It's like me losing my dick? {30752}{30784}That's awful. {30789}{30824}What will you do? {30888}{30927}What are we doing here? {30932}{30993}I thought we'd kill|2 birds with 1 stone. {31041}{31062}Come on. {31136}{31163}What the...? {31182}{31210}What's with you? {31324}{31353}You're totally nuts! {31358}{31400}Hi. Can I help you? {31408}{31440}We're just looking. {31447}{31536}- Got anything for the clitoris?|- Something specific? {31541}{31572}Something radical. {31598}{31628}This way. {31658}{31743}We have this Turkish model|with a rotating head. {31749}{31797}True to its name, it rotates. {31805}{31860}A top-notch dildo. Very reliable. {31865}{31915}- No, I...|- It's for me! {31927}{32040}We have this one|with clit massage and adjustable speeds. {32051}{32074}I'll show you. {32079}{32180}- I thought you two...?|- So did I. I'll explain later. {32185}{32224}I thought this was for me. {32229}{32268}So you are interested! {32273}{32314}Pick something. My treat. {32403}{32431}It's big. {32446}{32484}They come a lot bigger! {32502}{32535}That's not for the clit. {32541}{32591}Vagina and clit. Works great. {32600}{32656}Only one left.|They sell like hotcakes. {32665}{32696}The key feature is {32702}{32754}the dolphin nose for stimulation. {32780}{32803}Wow... {32809}{32838}Touch it. {33037}{33124}If you want a simple vibrator,|I've got plenty. {33145}{33172}Over here. {33239}{33306}Take this one.|Small, but effective. {33355}{33395}It's the vibe that counts. {33428}{33485}Or something completely different. {33494}{33586}The Sucking Pussy Bee.|Made in Sweden. With remote control. {33591}{33642}What about a butterfly? {33648}{33726}No chance, butterflies flit around. {33731}{33789}While bees suck pussy, right? {33815}{33863}I can't get it to stop! {33870}{33911}It's yanking out my hair. {33916}{33961}I should have shaved first. {33981}{34045}The directions said to use honey. {34050}{34091}No way! Then it'll stick. {34122}{34163}What's Auntie doing? {34168}{34195}Taking a bath. {34226}{34261}Go finish your dinner. {34304}{34348}Shit! It's Thomas! {34354}{34417}- A kiss!|- Hi sweetie. {34423}{34484}- Hurry!|- It's all tangled up. {34494}{34557}- Auntie's in the bathroom.|- Really? {34598}{34626}Honey? {34654}{34702}He calls you honey? Yuck! {34747}{34783}Are you all set? {34801}{34845}- To?|- Present your fianc�. {34894}{34934}Is this your new toy? {34940}{34972}Go to your room! {34977}{35000}What's this? {35016}{35084}"Sucking Pussy Bee..."|What the hell? {35092}{35117}It's mine. {35123}{35150}I figured as much. {35155}{35194}Prune's here, for chrissakes! {35200}{35256}She knows what a clitoris is. {35262}{35299}- At her age, I...|- Louise! {35305}{35320}What? {35326}{35396}Do what you want,|but leave Prune out of it. {35447}{35487}Got a problem with "clitoris"? {35492}{35520}Stop it, you two. {35525}{35594}Maybe he should pay|more attention to yours. {35624}{35648}What's that? {35683}{35733}If you took better care of her clit, {35743}{35786}she wouldn't have to fake it. {35817}{35848}Can we talk? {35944}{36039}When you have sex with a man,|you always have to go fast. {36051}{36104}They always think we're too slow. {36121}{36202}When I masturbate,|I can take as long as I want. {36208}{36248}I make it last. {36270}{36306}That's the best part. {36327}{36411}I get settled in|nice and comfortably, {36418}{36500}and read erotic stories|or anything that turns me on. {36505}{36560}It depends on the day. {36577}{36670}I like descriptions of women.|I can identify with them. {36706}{36741}Is he gonna sulk all day? {36747}{36802}Probably. We argued till 2 a.m. {36811}{36852}At least you're talking! {36872}{36936}Don't be smug.|He won't even touch me. {36941}{37015}I'm ovulating!|A month lost, thanks to you. {37020}{37064}Sorry, I didn't think... {37069}{37140}Sure, you only think about yourself. {37169}{37231}I was doing fine|till you butted in. {37244}{37304}- Shall I talk to him?|- No! {37346}{37416}Where's Fran�ois?|Don't tell me he's not coming. {37421}{37471}- He got held up.|- We broke up. {37476}{37538}You could have told me.|I went all out. {37543}{37585}We didn't exactly plan it. {37590}{37681}You'll never have kids|if you can't keep a man. {37686}{37727}- Mom!|- I left him. {37732}{37778}Figures. When it gets serious... {37783}{37813}Why'd you tell her? {37818}{37888}Lying's like faking.|It catches up with you. {38028}{38067}Give Granny her present. {38122}{38161}Thank you. {38219}{38251}What's this? {38271}{38307}How lovely! {38312}{38352}With a safety latch too. {38357}{38386}Thank you dear. {38391}{38424}You have the best ideas! {38429}{38478}A "meat tenderizer"? {38490}{38527}Never heard of it. {38549}{38575}And this... {38585}{38628}is Gerard's present. {38634}{38661}I bought it yesterday. {38691}{38740}Thank you dear. Do you like it? {38748}{38781}I've got a gift too. {38844}{38871}Thank you. {38884}{38944}I figured,|you're so hard to shop for, {38950}{39018}I might as well give you|something to eat. {39100}{39127}A giant ovum {39132}{39179}filled with spermatozoa. {39209}{39257}It's what you want from me. {39273}{39336}I thought|this was better than nothing. {39345}{39411}- Aren't there fish inside?|- Yes. {39419}{39467}But what did Auntie say? {39479}{39519}A grown-up word for fish. {39524}{39596}- I have an announcement.|- This isn't the time. {39602}{39676}- Let's go read a story.|- I want to stay! {39681}{39709}Don't argue, Prune. {39714}{39760}The reason we broke up is... {39768}{39825}Please! Wait till Prune's gone. {39834}{39880}I've got a clitoris problem. {39984}{40032}What's the matter with you? {40037}{40090}In front of your father! {40108}{40163}Grow up! What's wrong with you? {40169}{40229}Everything. Everything's wrong. {40244}{40288}It's not that complicated. {40301}{40339}How does your sister manage? {40348}{40373}She fakes it. {40412}{40439}I don't want to know. {40445}{40487}Sure! We can't discuss that. {40492}{40538}I don't get it. Why can't we? {40563}{40590}Gosh darn it! {40606}{40660}You really want to discuss it? {40666}{40697}Sure she fakes it! {40702}{40745}It's an act of love. {40753}{40789}You fake it too! {40826}{40885}What world do you live in? {40903}{40945}Life is made of compromises. {40963}{41019}Men have needs women don't. {41026}{41058}Your father included. {41063}{41105}So I try to please him. {41129}{41178}That's how a relationship is built. {41202}{41261}Each one tries to please the other. {41324}{41397}See this cabinet?|I'd had my eye on it for months. {41405}{41454}One day, after a night of... {41465}{41494}a night... {41511}{41543}he bought it for me. {41563}{41628}So I wanted to please him|the next time. {41651}{41721}That's what keeps us together.|It takes work! {41727}{41759}What's the teapot? {41764}{41802}A good blow job? {41828}{41858}I never liked that. {41864}{41882}Blow jobs? {41891}{41909}Tea. {41915}{41961}Don't get cocky with me! {42013}{42068}Thomas would rather have tea. {42151}{42237}When I was little, I'd do it|watching TV with my mom. {42251}{42328}I'd say I was cold|and get under a blanket. {42333}{42411}I'd touch myself on the sly,|so she wouldn't notice. {42418}{42462}That's what was exciting. {42487}{42528}She never had a clue. {42574}{42626}At least, I hope not... {42654}{42724}Louise, you're quiet this morning.|Any ideas? {42738}{42772}Hypochondriacs? {42779}{42843}We did psychosomatics last week.|Wake up. {42849}{42878}That's different. {42883}{42928}He's right, they're similar. {42988}{43032}It's my mom. She never calls. {43038}{43066}Make it short. {43114}{43154}- "It's me".|- I'm in a meeting. {43160}{43224}"It's my fault".|"I was a bad role model". {43229}{43271}- I'm busy.|- "I'll be quick". {43276}{43352}- "I spoke to my friend"...|- I can't talk! {43358}{43443}{y:i}She gave me the number|"of Dr. Dubourg, a sexologist"... {43448}{43477}I'll call you back. {43529}{43599}Too bad you broke up.|It was serious for once. {43604}{43679}Sure! As soon as the sex goes bad,|he takes off. {43731}{43797}You should learn|to accept your feelings. {43815}{43841}Let's sit here... {44045}{44069}Want some? {44114}{44208}It's great for recharging your cells|with positive energy. {44267}{44331}My mom gave me the number|of a sexologist. {44336}{44374}Your mom? {44402}{44448}You must have hit a nerve. {44475}{44509}You're not going? {44528}{44553}Don't know. {44573}{44600}You know what? {44605}{44631}What? {44650}{44686}You should try yoga. {44731}{44772}It'd help you relax. {45345}{45387}- Who is it?|- Fran�ois. {45540}{45569}Hi. {45595}{45623}Feeling better? {45628}{45655}No. {45660}{45690}What do you want? {45695}{45749}Nothing. Just to see you. {45767}{45791}And talk. {45902}{45939}I thought you'd call. {45970}{45995}Me too. {46044}{46072}So... {46082}{46123}How was your parents'? {46128}{46170}Is that what you came for? {46253}{46288}What did you tell them? {46333}{46368}The truth. That we split up. {46376}{46401}So we've split up? {46441}{46468}We weren't together. {46496}{46526}Come off it. {46536}{46594}Ever wonder|if I had something serious? {46599}{46686}Ever wonder what happened|Monday when I went to work? {46823}{46853}Well, {46858}{46926}since we've split up,|I'll get my toothbrush. {46959}{47025}Go ahead. Be my guest. {47111}{47138}Shit. {47190}{47241}There must be water in the ceiling. {47246}{47279}I can't take this. {47289}{47339}Everything's gone haywire here. {47420}{47483}- Do you want me to...?|- I'll manage! {47543}{47588}I'm sure you will, Louise. {47762}{47794}Well then, {47808}{47861}if that's all you wanted to say... {48038}{48086}Where do we stand? {48108}{48170}If you don't want|to see me anymore, say so. {48175}{48224}But stop your stupid little game. {48229}{48266}My stupid little game? {48280}{48308}Right, you got it. {48340}{48372}Fuck, Louise. {48378}{48416}You're impossible! {48701}{48795}I've had it!|First the water, now the electricity. {48817}{48861}You're the landlord. {48866}{48920}I want an electrician, now! {48929}{48951}What? {48956}{48988}Wait... {49517}{49603}- What are you doing here?|- I want you to be the first to know! {49677}{49710}What? {49718}{49747}It worked! {49767}{49788}You're pregnant? {49809}{49857}No, he won't touch me anymore. {49862}{49892}I tried your bee! {49923}{49974}It's amazing what it does! {49979}{50059}And the craziest thing is,|it works every time! {50065}{50102}I can't get over it. {50107}{50183}You were right,|there is something mechanical. {50193}{50229}Now I'm in control. {50238}{50287}And it works. Every time! {50351}{50392}Aren't you happy for me? {50404}{50431}Sure. {50437}{50464}Thrilled. {50502}{50551}You don't seem any better. {50641}{50671}Want your bee back? {50891}{50988}I don't know what you expected,|but a sexologist is a doctor. {50994}{51040}With rules and ethics. {51045}{51101}I'm asking|because you're a specialist. {51190}{51224}How about unofficially? {51511}{51536}I'm begging you. {51564}{51624}OK, but this is strictly personal. {51630}{51656}Since you insist. {51661}{51709}This isn't part of my practice. {51715}{51740}Right. {51751}{51796}OK, let's go then. {51949}{52013}To tell you the truth,|I worship the clitoris. {52032}{52088}That little organ of sheer pleasure. {52104}{52151}I have a soft spot for it. {52263}{52305}What are you doing? {52311}{52361}Setting the scene. {52481}{52539}Despite what you say, {52550}{52607}it's not just mechanical. {52625}{52657}Lie down. {52897}{52940}You have here {52956}{53033}a flawless blossom,|a diamond in the rough... {53038}{53073}What's this bullshit? {53086}{53135}I'm flattering your clitoris. {53140}{53226}A clitoris is like a cat.|You befriend it before petting. {53245}{53266}What crap. {53272}{53388}In all my years of cunnilingus,|I've never had a single complaint. {53393}{53433}You're the one who insisted. {53439}{53475}You trust me, or we stop. {53480}{53513}OK, OK. {53523}{53550}I'll... {53583}{53611}Go ahead. {53628}{53674}Relax. Let yourself go. {54327}{54381}Whatever you're doing|isn't working. {54386}{54451}- I don't feel a thing.|- Nothing? {54456}{54479}Nothing at all? {54492}{54519}No. {54563}{54595}Well then, {54610}{54645}you were right. {54683}{54736}Clitoridum recalcitrum. {54748}{54817}{y:i}Now, can I ask you a few {54823}{54860}{y:i}more personal questions? {54897}{54935}"Does masturbation"... {54941}{54986}- Can we talk a minute?|- Yes. {55009}{55083}Your mind's not on the job.|What's up? {55104}{55147}I'll pull myself together. {55170}{55216}Any ideas for the summer? {55222}{55270}- Have you worked on it?|- I... {55275}{55319}You don't seem to get it. {55327}{55391}You want Raoul to get a show instead? {55398}{55451}He will. Lamourette likes him. {55456}{55511}Raoul gave me 3 proposals, {55517}{55545}and they're good. {55551}{55572}What can I do? {55583}{55630}He always turns his stuff in early. {55699}{55735}Well, I've warned you. {55741}{55805}If you're not motivated,|I can't help you. {55871}{55957}You're old enough to fend for yourself.|I hope... {56118}{56172}"Vibrators are incredible". {56218}{56320}{y:i}Even the most basic ones|"are shaped like dicks. Take this one"... {56340}{56393}It's shaped like a dick. {56410}{56464}I didn't want it inside me. {56469}{56543}What good would it do|vibrating inside? {56594}{56634}I wanted it for my clit. {56639}{56732}It's got the tiniest vibes though. {56740}{56772}But it's good in theory. {56788}{56817}So... {56829}{56892}I got the idea of using my boyfriend's {56898}{56933}"electric toothbrush". {56945}{56990}Is Fran�ois back? Or did you {56996}{57032}make it with the neighbor? {57183}{57235}- It's Fran�ois'.|- Was. {57303}{57365}I saw this program about Bonobos. {57370}{57385}About what? {57396}{57472}These monkeys that fuck all day long. {57477}{57510}Totally bisexual! {57538}{57570}The females {57576}{57655}have huge clitorises|they're always playing with. {57661}{57676}So? {57688}{57745}So, maybe that's your answer. {57750}{57785}Men give the best head. {57800}{57859}How about a woman for your clit? {57864}{57895}It makes sense. {58170}{58224}- It's Fran�ois!|- What do I do? {58262}{58291}It's dark in here! {58344}{58365}Hi. {58400}{58423}We need to talk. {58446}{58481}Well I... {58487}{58505}Can I come in? {58512}{58556}This isn't the best time. {58641}{58665}You've got company. {58717}{58806}Don't worry, I'll be quick.|I'll get my things and go. {58812}{58849}Come back when I'm out. {58937}{58972}I don't have the keys. {59064}{59081}There! {59180}{59208}Sorry. {59221}{59268}You left me in the dark. {59312}{59345}Well, that's it, {59351}{59382}it works. {59714}{59738}You're amazing. {59755}{59850}You give him the keys when it's over.|You're one of a kind. {59865}{59899}That's why I love you. {59904}{59937}You're the only one. {59958}{59978}I'm off then. {60035}{60074}Got my eye on a guest. {60079}{60135}Nice small-town married guy. {60152}{60187}You interested? {62101}{62156}This late, I knew it'd be you. {62170}{62194}Another leak? {62203}{62252}No, the electricity. {62268}{62305}Got any candles? {62408}{62446}We're having tea. {62452}{62488}Would you like some? {62527}{62567}No thanks. {63662}{63696}You had a candle? {63702}{63764}{y:i}Now phallic!|"The message was clear enough". {63769}{63857}Well, your light blew every fuse.|All I needed {63863}{63887}"was a new bulb". {63892}{63980}I may not be the brightest bulb|but at least {63986}{64016}"I can score". {64054}{64119}Here comes my small-town guy.|Gotta go. {64177}{64207}Me again. {64242}{64281}I was wondering... {64336}{64370}Can I come in? {64556}{64620}Nice place. Very zen. {64695}{64741}Do you understand French? {64781}{64834}Because... {64856}{64935}My life's a bit messed up right now. {65016}{65066}I was wondering if... {65106}{65136}Will you sleep with me? {65167}{65189}No. {65217}{65248}Don't tell me you're gay! {65256}{65302}It's much more radical. {65313}{65336}I'm abstinent. {65371}{65412}Totally abstinent. {65782}{65840}You were at his place?|How was it? {65845}{65891}Better when he didn't speak. {65955}{65986}Louise, Cyril. {66005}{66067}Remember, my friend from a small town. {66162}{66188}Coming? {66215}{66312}Today we'll be talking about|civic duty and responsibility {66317}{66385}right after Louise Duchemin.|Hello Louise. {66519}{66550}Hello Judith. {66555}{66612}Today we'll meet a world traveler. {66617}{66669}Alison's constantly getting off... {66751}{66782}I mean, taking off. {66788}{66913}She's an air hostess.|I asked her how she deals with jet-lag. {66931}{66972}I'll reharmonize you. {67300}{67332}I've got the man for you. {67341}{67381}Meet Sotiba. {67397}{67415}Sotiba Ka. {67423}{67460}My tour rep in Dakar. {67466}{67495}I told him your problem. {67521}{67547}You're joking? {67553}{67632}He says you've been hexed|and need pranic cleaning. {67638}{67684}You need a marabout. {67690}{67756}He knows a good one,|but he's in Senegal. {67769}{67787}So look. {67816}{67877}He kindly gave me this for you. {67888}{67912}Right here in Paris. {67963}{67998}"Love-ologist"? {68007}{68057}"100% irreversible results"? {68062}{68100}What's this crap? {68105}{68163}"Treats the most hopeless cases." {68621}{68654}Hello. {69025}{69054}What are you here for? {69129}{69158}I lost my clitoris. {69362}{69403}Were you excised? {69443}{69469}No. {69612}{69649}Not to worry then. {70505}{70540}You must let it flow. {70582}{70613}Let what flow? {70619}{70653}Let everything flow. {70664}{70705}All your burdens. {71107}{71144}These herbs {71156}{71197}will help you let go {71203}{71248}of everything hidden within. {71258}{71314}They will draw out things {71329}{71366}you never suspected. {71500}{71537}Be careful. {71542}{71611}Only use them when you're ready. {71628}{71729}Sometimes the results|can be surprising. {71791}{71815}Are they dangerous? {71834}{71866}Surprising. {73902}{73950}What are you doing here? {73955}{74021}I needed a break from your father. {74031}{74104}Your sister says|they want to be alone. {74109}{74174}I don't know what's got into her. {74200}{74272}Do you plan to leave me|out in the cold too? {74282}{74325}Sorry. Come in. {74360}{74391}Hello dear. {74434}{74479}- Hello Ma'am.|- Sir. {74522}{74549}Excuse me. {74560}{74600}He's the insurance agent. {74606}{74631}Oh, right! {74644}{74674}Goodbye. {74711}{74739}What's wrong? {74744}{74795}Water damage. And other stuff. {74827}{74864}Do you plan to stay long? {74869}{74914}Why? Am I bothering you too? {74920}{74950}It's just you here. {74960}{75015}There's no food in the house. {75021}{75054}I'll do the shopping. {75090}{75135}Fran�ois has the spare keys. {75140}{75175}I thought you split up? {75180}{75207}We did. {75246}{75323}Here, take mine. I'll manage. {75361}{75415}- Don't you want to...|- I have to go. {75447}{75511}- What do I do with Mom?|- "I don't know". {75516}{75559}I can't cope with her. {75564}{75605}"Me neither". {75610}{75668}"You dropped the bomb at Easter". {75674}{75700}{y:i}Deal with it! {75706}{75749}- Thanks a lot.|- We're waiting! {75754}{75800}I have to go. Bye. {75807}{75847}I'll be right there. {75967}{76035}Fran�ois?|I need my keys back right away. {76044}{76139}I've got company.|I don't need to explain. Call me back. {76193}{76232}What's going on with you? {76241}{76283}Your report's still not in. {76288}{76308}I'm sorry. {76314}{76346}You should be. {76664}{76704}What are you doing there? {76718}{76755}I'm locked out. {76760}{76819}My mom has the keys. She's not back. {76824}{76859}Come with me then. {76864}{76903}- Where?|- To see my friends. {76944}{76968}This is Louise. {76977}{77013}Welcome. {77018}{77052}Have a seat. {77057}{77101}Is she the one who lost her...? {77120}{77157}Gaby told us. {77163}{77194}How unfortunate! {77200}{77253}- Haven't you found it yet?|- What? {77258}{77295}Her clitoris! {77317}{77351}You haven't found it yet? {77393}{77460}At least you know what you're missing. {77478}{77553}In our day,|we didn't even know we had one. {77560}{77616}Except you Gaby. Your mother {77622}{77647}never scared you. {77652}{77679}Oh, no! {77702}{77754}They told us such stories. {77759}{77820}That it was dirty, we'd die {77826}{77913}if we touched it, we'd go to hell.|I never believed it. {77921}{77963}My mother told my brother, {77968}{78023}"Sex is like peeing,|it relieves you." {78058}{78094}I never felt pleasure. {78103}{78162}My mom would say,|"That's a good thing, {78168}{78215}otherwise you'd be a whore." {78220}{78284}You were lucky|to have your Gilbert. {78330}{78381}My Gilbert was so... {78387}{78411}extraordinary! {78416}{78461}Who are you talking about? {78468}{78489}My husband! {78511}{78537}I can't hear! {78542}{78608}His sweet nothings would set me off {78614}{78644}like a rocket. {78675}{78729}He set me off like a rocket! {78977}{79027}Did you have a nice day? {79191}{79234}What's this toothbrush? {79279}{79326}I found it in the cupboard. {79335}{79377}It's Fran�ois'. {79389}{79417}Didn't you split up? {79432}{79491}That's no reason|to use his toothbrush. {79518}{79571}Come sit with me for a minute. {79646}{79694}Do you remember that sexologist {79707}{79751}whose number I gave you? {79908}{79934}I saw him today. {79980}{80037}He helped me understand many things. {80089}{80127}Most of all... {80181}{80220}I discovered... {80256}{80290}sensations... {80334}{80376}Sensations... {80426}{80461}that were astonishing. {80502}{80541}I feel... {80568}{80619}so alive. It's incredible. {80631}{80679}I went out in the street and... {80726}{80787}I felt I understood|the meaning of life. {80808}{80836}Everything was in place... {80842}{80904}the houses, the birds, the trees, {80909}{80951}the bus stops. {80960}{81018}I see things differently now. {81046}{81096}I'm a new woman. {81142}{81167}You were right. {81181}{81246}This sex thing is very important. {81324}{81372}What are you doing here so late? {81490}{81517}Can I sleep here? {81523}{81562}No. Why? {81574}{81615}- What about Mom?|- Precisely. {81621}{81670}- What is it?|- It's just Louise! {81675}{81710}For once we're alone. {81727}{81789}Prune's at a friend's.|It's just us. {81797}{81829}Are you...? {81835}{81913}- Are you ovulating?|- Yes. No. Not exactly. {81918}{81966}He caught me with your bee. {81989}{82035}Something had to change anyway. {82051}{82136}Mom mentioned a famous sexologist.|We went to see him. {82142}{82196}We're following his advice. {82218}{82283}Right now in fact, we're trying... {82297}{82326}something new. {82334}{82403}Without penetration. It's fabulous! {82419}{82468}You understand. {83204}{83264}Him again? Isn't he married? {83320}{83368}It's 3 a.m. What do you want? {83373}{83397}Can I sleep here? {83410}{83459}No, we're full. {83468}{83512}What about there? {83592}{83620}You're a real pain. {84258}{84318}Wow! You're up bright and early. {84324}{84366}Yeah, tell me about it. {84997}{85056}The show's starting.|We need your report! {85061}{85090}I'm almost done. {85139}{85178}I'm looking for Louise. {85183}{85238}On the left. But the show's starting. {85335}{85389}What the hell...|You can't come here! {85402}{85427}You wanted your keys. {85475}{85501}Here they are. {85507}{85539}For the new guy. {85548}{85584}I don't have time! {85683}{85788}{y:i}As we grow up, we build walls|"that may one day hold us back". {85796}{85827}{y:i}"The Mask and the Clown" {85833}{85901}is the title|of Guillaume L�ger's lovely essay {85906}{85995}on people who play|hide-and-seek with themselves. {86001}{86112}But first, someone|who's always full of surprises, {86117}{86189}Louise Duchemin|with her ordinary heroes. {86194}{86268}Hello everyone.|Today's heroine is Gracienda, {86273}{86328}a maid who works crazy hours. {86333}{86395}I asked her how,|with just 2 arms and legs, {86400}{86463}she can work so much|and still keep smiling. {86496}{86549}"It's just not exciting for a woman". {86554}{86620}{y:i}Those films are made|"by men, for men". {86631}{86727}{y:i}A close-up of a blow job|"has simply never turned me on". {86741}{86765}What the hell? {86771}{86833}- "Whereas cunnilingus"...|- What do we do? {86855}{86894}- Is it long?|- No. {86899}{86941}"I like two women together". {86954}{87005}Let's run with it.|Cut it when you can. {87018}{87048}Good luck. {87054}{87103}{y:i}I keep rewinding the scene {87108}{87147}"and masturbating to it". {87152}{87176}You're on Rouge Radio {87182}{87226}with Louise Duchemin. {87231}{87286}You mentioned a maid? {87291}{87364}I'm sorry, I got the wrong tape. {87385}{87412}In fact, {87427}{87524}after my interviews, I ask questions|about sex and pleasure. {87549}{87594}It's a personal project. {87614}{87663}Anyway, the women all say {87669}{87729}the clitoris is key for orgasm. {87742}{87791}Enough of that penetration myth! {87800}{87851}With men it's always a competition. {87870}{87903}Whose is longest, shortest... {87915}{87950}I mean, thickest. {87982}{88058}You never see women|comparing their clitorises. {88070}{88112}Except maybe the Bonobos. {88175}{88234}I wonder if I'm homosexual? {88240}{88265}Yeah... {88281}{88343}That's it. I am homosexual. {88376}{88455}Men and women aren't compatible.|We're too different. {88470}{88572}And now, while we let that sink in,|a little musical interlude. {90136}{90241}"It's Annie".|{y:i}Do you want to meet up tonight? {90262}{90297}"Call me". {90759}{90841}I heard your show.|I raced right over. {90946}{91001}I don't know how you perceive men. {91067}{91110}It's undoubtedly my fault. {91169}{91242}It's hard to make love|to a woman with no desire, {91247}{91283}who feels no pleasure. {91324}{91374}Your mother's never enjoyed it. {91446}{91483}She does it for me. {91512}{91577}I wish she'd do it|for herself, too. {91627}{91660}Aren't those hers? {91665}{91710}I thought she was at Felicie's. {91740}{91774}It's complicated. {91779}{91845}She stayed here last night|and forgot them. {91863}{91926}"It's me, but I'm out".|"Leave a message". {91942}{91982}"Are you there? It's Felicie". {91987}{92017}Why don't you answer? {92022}{92096}{y:i}It happened!|{y:i}I had an orgasm with penetration! {92102}{92165}"It's crazy".|"We just can't get enough". {92199}{92237}Felicie, Dad's here. {92287}{92318}I'll call you back. {92364}{92407}Mom, Dad's here. {92415}{92443}Nicole? {92467}{92512}I came as fast as I could. {92535}{92576}What are we going to do? {92581}{92634}- She didn't hear the show.|- What show? {92639}{92710}Just as well.|I myself nearly fainted. {92716}{92758}What's going on here? {92779}{92835}Your daughter's a lesbian. {92852}{92887}My daughter? Which one? {92895}{92941}Louise! Felicie's married. {92947}{92980}That never stopped anyone. {92987}{93017}She said it on the air. {93047}{93075}On the radio? {93087}{93127}For everyone to hear? {93187}{93234}She'll never have children. {93242}{93274}So? There's more to life. {93290}{93339}Felicie can have an extra one. {93360}{93405}Maybe your gay neighbor {93411}{93446}will have one with you. {93451}{93481}Your neighbor's gay? {93519}{93599}I'll leave you to it.|I'll be with the lady upstairs. {93613}{93643}Is she also... {93664}{93698}She's 80! {93704}{93738}So? It's never too late. {93757}{93816}You're free to live your life, {93821}{93859}as long as you're happy. {93882}{93933}The main thing is to be happy. {93964}{94007}Who wants some tea? {94067}{94107}Don't leave us. {94120}{94163}I'm worried about your mother. {94196}{94236}Couldn't you talk to her? {94269}{94344}I never realized|how uptight your father is. {94370}{94432}I thought it was me.|It'll be hard to talk. {94447}{94479}Not now! {94492}{94511}Why not? {94517}{94613}Not here. You can't just|blurt out things like that. {94619}{94642}You do. {94675}{94703}Wait till you're home. {94709}{94749}I'm not sure I'm going back. {94824}{94859}You want some tea? {94864}{94898}No, I don't want tea. {94910}{94950}I've always hated tea. {95027}{95079}Where did you get that? {95084}{95147}I looked everywhere,|I couldn't find any. {95153}{95185}I finally found this. {95209}{95297}But that's not tea!|It's dangerous to drink this stuff. {95302}{95354}I've been drinking it all day. {95359}{95397}It's delicious. {95419}{95442}I'm fed up. {95527}{95585}I left tons of messages.|I was worried. {95591}{95672}I can't get over it.|The one time I listen to your show! {95678}{95747}Brilliant idea, your marabout! {95752}{95858}Mom's tripping on his weed.|She's leaving Dad and I'm getting fired. {95863}{95904}- Wow.|- Otherwise life's great. {95909}{95948}- There's progress.|- Let's go. {96214}{96264}You never do anything halfway. {96358}{96396}Annie, Suzanne. {96420}{96458}Is this your girlfriend? {96463}{96501}No, just a friend. {96518}{96567}You thought... no! {96577}{96624}Not that I know of. {96637}{96723}What'd the marabout say?|That hidden things would come out? {96728}{96766}I guess it worked. {96868}{96896}Here. {96920}{96969}It might do me some good too. {97510}{97557}Is this your first time here? {97583}{97611}Yes. {97631}{97693}It's natural to be uncomfortable. {97710}{97761}Have you ever slept with a woman? {97803}{97831}No. {97854}{97956}You'll see. Women are softer,|more delicate. {97961}{98019}And it lasts so much longer. {98991}{99015}What's going on? {99021}{99051}I don't know. {99232}{99261}What'd the marabout say? {99280}{99308}Let it flow? {99313}{99350}It's working. {100644}{100671}Thanks. {100730}{100756}Listen, {100763}{100836}I really wanted you|to get a summer program {100862}{100918}so you could prove yourself. {100923}{100985}I was hoping|you'd replace me next year. {100990}{101019}You're leaving? {101027}{101091}Yes. For a while. {101130}{101154}I'm pregnant. {101225}{101252}I thought... {101299}{101353}I slept with a man. Once. {101373}{101395}There you go. {101422}{101461}I'm really sorry. {101481}{101509}That I'm pregnant? {101515}{101567}No, that I let you down. {101621}{101650}Think I'll be fired? {101686}{101718}I don't know. {101737}{101772}I think... {101784}{101846}that'll depend on our listeners. {102213}{102248}Is that your girlfriend? {102257}{102289}I'd like to meet her. {102318}{102348}No, she's... {102354}{102433}You're free, sweetheart.|Do whatever you like. {102450}{102487}As long as you're happy. {102580}{102613}Your father's gone home. {102633}{102675}We talked all night. {102681}{102719}Cried a lot too. {102730}{102822}What a waste.|We should have talked years ago. {102829}{102876}We'd never have come to this. {102891}{102943}Time to take care of myself now. {103244}{103284}Where are you going? {104520}{104571}"I don't know anything anymore". {104584}{104610}{y:i}Are you there? {104644}{104695}"Tonight I'll be gone". {104719}{104771}"I'm leaving soon". {104777}{104805}"Bye". {104916}{104949}"It's Francois". {104965}{105034}{y:i}I was wondering if,|"when we were together"... {105056}{105107}"if you knew then"... {105112}{105163}"I mean, if you were already"... {105176}{105240}{y:i}Did you mean|{y:i}what you said on the radio? {105263}{105334}"I thought you were happy with me". {105351}{105392}{y:i}Were you just faking it? {105421}{105468}"I don't know anything anymore". {105490}{105521}{y:i}Are you there? {105549}{105602}"Tonight I'll be gone". {105620}{105659}"I'm leaving soon". {105681}{105711}"Bye". {106687}{106758}"You've reached Francois".|"I can't answer now". {106778}{106817}"Please leave a message". {106900}{106959}I was hoping you'd pick up. {106969}{107020}You left me a message. {107049}{107092}I just wanted to say... {107145}{107198}I've never been a lesbian. {107240}{107301}I'm at home. You can call me back. {107831}{107867}{y:i}Am I disturbing you? {107872}{107896}Not at all. {107901}{107991}{y:i}Thomas and I are going|"on a tantric weekend"... {107997}{108076}"And since Mom is"...|{y:i}Could you babysit Prune? {108081}{108123}- Sure.|- "Great, thanks!" {108148}{108212}"Thomas is calling me".|{y:i}Got to go. Thanks! {109306}{109333}Taxi! {109445}{109474}Fran�ois! {109715}{109747}Have a good trip. {109769}{109796}You're leaving? {109842}{109889}Did you get my message? {109894}{109917}Yes. {109950}{109989}Will you be gone long? {109999}{110026}Six months. {110052}{110120}I accepted a consulting job|in Montreal. {110134}{110177}You want to miss your plane? {110182}{110214}I'm coming. {110232}{110257}Well... {110304}{110332}bye. {110349}{110376}Bye. {110438}{110483}Do you really have to go? {110494}{110524}Why? {110540}{110575}Will you miss me? {110586}{110633}That's not it... {110706}{110735}Yes, it is. {110890}{110919}I'll miss you. {110925}{110952}What? {111070}{111110}I'll miss you. {111184}{111257}That's good news|'cause I'll be back Monday. {111278}{111310}I'll call you. {111847}{111889}Here's your ticket. {112109}{112144}It's not for grown-ups! {112149}{112183}Why not? {113119}{113162}Having fun? {113172}{113209}You have no idea! {113646}{113698}I just wasn't the same. {113719}{113767}Something was missing. {113772}{113851}But now things|are better than ever. {113892}{113967}I never want to go back|to the way it was. {113986}{114058}You're still a pain|to live with. {114094}{114138}I wasn't talking about you! {114172}{114205}I thought you were. {114263}{114310}You really are a nutcase. {114331}{114401}Giving me flowers|when you leave me {114406}{114448}is pretty nutty too! {114504}{114550}I'm not so bad, am I? {114588}{114635}One can get used|to anything. {114658}{114707}But living together|doesn't mean... {114712}{114754}...we are together. {117775}{117852}Translated by|Michelle Noteboom - Sionann O'Neill {117859}{117875}Processed by C.M.C. - Paris {117959}{118059}>> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org <<|>>>>>>>> nowa wizja napis�w <<<<<<<< 45314