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- [snoring]
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[alarm beeping]
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[groans]
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[alarm stops]
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[sighs]
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- Okay, my first guest todayis my son,
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ChaseDreams.
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[cheers and applause]
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Now, Chase, your big
fashion show is tonight.
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And here's something fun, guys.
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I'm walking in it.
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- I know, I can't wait.
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I'm excited for people
to finally see the clothes.
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They're really tight.
And--and sharp.
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- And this is one of the pieces
from your line, right?
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- Yup, I'm wearing it in orange
but it also comes in
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brown and bad yellow.
And what's great about
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these clothes is
they're super versatile,
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so you can wear them
to work if you're famous,
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you can wear them to dinner
if you're famous,
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you can wear them
to a wedding if you're famous.
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- And what if
you're not famous?
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- Oh, then I wouldn't really
wear them 'cause
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they're kinda ugly
and you might look stupid.
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- All right.
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Well, if you at home
still wanna try,
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pieces from Chase's collection
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will be available online
tonight at midnight.
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- T-shirts start at $4,000.
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- Well, thank you so much
for being here, Chase.
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And we'll be right back
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with more "Pat."
[cheers and applause]
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[bell rings]
- Okay, that's commercial.
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- Hey, Mom, can I actually
talk to you for a sec?
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I don't--I don't really care
about this fashion stuff.
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I just wanna be singing.
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And I keep trying
to tell Brooke and Streeter
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and they're not
listening to me.
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What do you think I should do?
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- [snoring]
- Mom?
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- [snoring]
- Mom?
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- Okay, cameras to the kitchen.
We're back in--
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[upbeat music]
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- Just some reminders
for the rest of your show.
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Don't forget to hold the book
up so we can see the title.
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Also, the dead daughter's name
is Casey, not Cassy.
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And Justin Bartha doesn't
wanna lose on camera
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so we're gonna
have you guys tie.
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- Sounds good,
thanks, Melanie.
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Hi.
- And also, don't forget me.
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- Hi, Streety.
- Yeah, we don't get to see
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that much of each other lately
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so I just want you
to remember that
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I exist and that we're in love.
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- Of course I remember, honey.
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- Okay, we're back...
- You gotta go.
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- In five, four, three.
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- ♪ Come to life ♪
- And welcome back.
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My next guest has written
a new book all about
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how we've been organizing
our silverware wrong.
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- That's right, Pat.
So, walk me through
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how you normally organize
your silverware.
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- Well, now I'm embarrassed,
but I guess I just usually
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put all the forks together,
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then all the knives together,
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then all the spoons together.
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- Oh, okay.
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Uh, that's actually right.
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So you don't need the book.
[laughs]
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- Well, I'll still buy it
because as I always say...
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all: "Reading is good."
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- And I just can't believe
she's gone.
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- I'm so sorry for your loss.
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And I think we have
a photo of Casey.
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- Ain't she beautiful?
- Yes.
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She seems...sweet.
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But like I always say...
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all: "You may have lost
a daughter--"
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- [laughs]
- You're going down, Pat.
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- Ha, ha! I got you!
[buzzer rings]
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All right, judges, final score?
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It's a tie!
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Thought I got you.
- [chuckles]
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- Okay, guys, that's our show.
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Thank you so much,
Justin Bartha.
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"The Good Fight" is streaming
on CBS All Access.
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And his new jazz album,
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"Here's a Jazz Album from Me,"
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is available at Target.
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- Yep, there should still be
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a few copies
left on the ground.
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- I'm not singing
but Justin Bartha is?
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- We made it through
another day together
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so let's give ourselves a...
all: "Pat on the--"
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[knock on door]
- Hey, honey.
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I just wanted to say hi.
- Hey. Aw.
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- You looked so beautiful
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during the dead daughter
segment.
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I'm literally getting hard
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just thinking about it.
- Thank you. So sweet.
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I was just trying to take
a little nap before my--
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- Hey, Pat, just need to
grab you for your after show.
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- Oh, okay, sure.
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And our next question
is from @SuperMommy17
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and she wants to know,
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Justin, which Hangover movie
was your favorite?
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- I'm gonna say two.
- Really?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That's so interesting.
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- [snoring]
[knock on door]
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- Hey, Pat,
we need to grab your mic.
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- Oh, sure. Can I just give it
to you in one second?
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I was just trying to take
a little nap before--
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- Hey, Pat, need to grab you
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for your meet and greet.
- Yeah.
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- The women are getting pretty
antsy out there.
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- Okay.
- So this is my special
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Midwestern lasagna.
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Instead of meat,
cheese, and garlic,
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I do mayonnaise,
marshmallows, and Runts.
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And I brought a fork so you
can eat it in front of me.
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- Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me.
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Hey, Pat.
- Hi.
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- Just wanna say that
the new girl who loads us in
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is not nice, and I'm only
telling you because
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she's a representative
of your show
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so I knew you'd wanna know.
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Also, the far-right sink
in the bathroom
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doesn't have soap.
And there's no toilet paper.
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- Hi, Pat. Can I say hi now?
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I'm Kathy from Bemidji.
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My husband, Ron, actually died
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the same month
that your husband died.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- But just like you,
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I moved to New York City
to make it happen.
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- That's great.
- So, yeah.
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How do I do that?
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Where should I go?
Where can I live?
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- Um...
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[snoring]
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- Hey, Pat, now we actually
need to get your mic back on.
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- Okay, sorry,
I don't mean to complain.
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I was just really trying to
take a little nap before we--
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- Hey, Pat, time to head
to Times Square.
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- Right now?
- Yes, well, first we need
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to paint
your face and hands green
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and then we'll head
to Times Square.
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- Okay, wait, and why again?
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[horns honking]
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- Sweetie, look how big
the TVs are.
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- And whoa,
that's the Statue of Liberty.
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- No, it's not! Surprise!
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- Oh, my God, Pat, I love you.
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Well, this just made my day.
- Oh, I'm so glad.
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- And I love you too, Pat.
I think you're just great.
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- Well, I think
you're just great.
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- And I also love you, Pat.
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I love you so, so much.
- Aw, Streety, you're here?
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- Yes, excuse me, I'm sorry.
Just for a second though,
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I gotta bring Chase
to another interview,
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but I just wanted to run
something by you real quick.
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- Oh, sure, sure, sure, yeah.
- So, I know you don't have
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any time off,
but if you ever do,
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how about this?
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A beach vacation.
Right?
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Just the two of us, you know?
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And you don't have
to do anything all day
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but stare into my eyes.
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E-even when the food comes,
I'll feed you.
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I'll dress you, I'll bathe you,
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I'll do anything
short of wiping you.
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You know what? No, no.
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I said you don't have to do
anything
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so, I'll do it.
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I'll wipe you.
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- [snoring]
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- Oh, you're--oh, you're taking
one of your quick naps.
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Okay, well,
think about it and--
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[whispers] I love you. Bye.
- [snoring]
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Jesus Christ.
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- Okay, let's load up
and move to the park.
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Company move.
- Wait, the park?
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- [chuckles]
Now, my man, I gotta ask.
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Between Bambi, a cologne,
owning the Nets,
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how do you have time
for a fashion line?
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- Well, when you
care about something,
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you make time for it.
- That's so true.
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Now how involved have you been
in the whole process?
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- Really involved.
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Like, the fashion show
is tonight
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and I'll be there
the whole time.
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It's gonna be dope.
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[singing] Dope. Dope, dope.
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- Whoa, uh,
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what was that?
- Just some singing.
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- Okay, well, Chase,
thanks for being here.
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Hey, stick around
'cause up next,
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Jeff Probst is here
to sing a song
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off his new rock album,
"Survive."
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- God, is literally
everyone singing but me?
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- Okay, this is take one
of Pat's music video.
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- Roll the track.
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all: ♪ I've got this feeling ♪
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♪ That Monday's gonna be fun ♪
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♪ Cause it's our 100th show,
oh, whoa ♪
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♪ Tell everyone you know ♪
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♪ We got games and guests ♪
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♪ It's gonna be the best ♪
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♪ So everybody watch ♪
Everybody watch "Pat" ♪
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- And cut.
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Pat, that was perfect.
That'll be a great promo.
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- Oh, good, I'm glad.
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- All right, everyone.
I know it's been a long day
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but that's officially
a wrap on "Pat."
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- It is?
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Oh, that's so great.
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'Cause I'm actually
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starting to feel--
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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That's a wrap on
"Pat," the show.
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You still have
"Tic Tac Toe," remember?
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- Oh, right.
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Okay, Ticker, it's your turn.
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Where do you want
to put that X?
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- I'm gonna go top right.
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- Ooh, great job, Ticker.
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Tacker, take it away.
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- Let's do bottom left.
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- Hmm, interesting move,
Tacker.
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Ticker, back to you.
- I know it's risky,
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but I'm gonna say...
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middle right.
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[dramatic musical flourish]
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- Ooh, sorry, Ticker,
you go Toed.
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It looks likethe Tacker takes it.
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All right, that's all for us.
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I am Pat Dubek.
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I'll see you next time
on "Tic Tac Toe."
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- And cut.
Okay, that's a wrap on Pat.
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Let's get her outta here.
She has to fly to LA.
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- Great, thank you.
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- Okay, let's get the audience
loaded up.
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- How long is a flight
to Los Angeles?
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- I think six hours.
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- Oh, that's a nice
amount of time.
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- Yeah, so the show thought
we could use it
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to get ahead
on your social posts
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for the next month.
Monday is Red Nose Day,
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so we'll start with
a quick vid for that.
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- Oh.
- Here's your nose.
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Then Tuesday is
Autism Awareness Day.
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- Uh-huh.
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- [groans]
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God, where are they?
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Ee!
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Hey.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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Yay, you're here.
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Chasey, my favorite singer.
You excited?
259
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- Sure.
- Oh, okay.
260
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Um, hi, Mom, how are you?
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You ready to strut your stuff,
you sexy bitch?
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- Yeah, wait.
What am I doing here again?
263
00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,553
- What? You're walking
in Chase's fashion show.
264
00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:40,952
- Oh, yeah, I knew that.
265
00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,447
- Okay, we have to hurry
and get you dressed
266
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because the show is in ten.
267
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Oh, and this is
your Win-A-Chance.
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She's gonna be walking
in the show with you.
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- What?
- Hi, I'm Kathy.
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I'm your biggest fan.
- Thank you.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- Oh, hey, Shuli,
can you talk for a sec?
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I'm just getting frustrated
cause Brooke and Streeter
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won't listen to me--
- Chase, hold that thought.
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00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,741
This is Ken Foster,
he's a buyer for Saks.
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- I don't wanna meet a fucking
buyer for Saks right now.
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00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:10,513
- Whoa, he's not usually rude
like that.
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You got lucky.
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, uh, Cary.
- Chase, this is so cool.
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- Yeah, uh, do you have a sec?
282
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I'm just wondering if
you can help me with Brooke.
283
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- Hi. Sorry.
284
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,085
Can I just say I'm a huge fan
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00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,686
of both of you?
- Oh, thanks.
286
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,761
- And wait, how do you guys
know each other?
287
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,627
- What? Uh, I'm his brother.
288
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,126
- Whoa, no way.
289
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,668
I just know you
from being an actor.
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- You do?
291
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My God.
292
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It finally happened.
293
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Sorry, Chase,
I gotta go find Brooke.
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Or I guess anyone with ears.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, what's up, little man?
297
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Hold on, I'm shirtless.
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Let me cover up right quick.
299
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[plastic crackling]
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Ah, ha.
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There we go, baby.
That's better.
302
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,955
What's up, man?
You pumped for tonight or what?
303
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,728
- Yeah, I--I guess.
Is Leah here?
304
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,300
- Oh, no, she's not coming.
305
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,736
We--we broke up.
306
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,235
- Oh, I'm sorry.
307
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,508
Are you okay?
308
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:14,912
- I'm a little sad,
309
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,577
but it was
the right thing to do.
310
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,747
- That's good.
Um, can I ask you something?
311
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- Of course you can,
little man.
312
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,175
You know I'm always
here for you.
313
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,850
What's up, dude?
What's going on?
314
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Talk to me.
315
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,546
- [sighs] Okay.
316
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:29,764
- Lance, I just--
317
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,415
I need to get this
off my chest.
318
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,834
Oh, sorry, Chase, I just--
319
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,332
I have to talk to Lance
in private,
320
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,833
'cause I'm about to say
some adult phrases
321
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,755
you should probably not hear.
322
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,333
Come with me.
323
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:42,738
Shit, that was
one of the phrases.
324
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,567
- Knock, knock.
325
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,612
Okay, Pat, you dressed?
Let's see.
326
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,208
[gasps] Okay, yas.
327
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,606
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't hear you, Melanie.
328
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,782
- [muffled] I'm Carissa.
329
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,449
You look great.
Now, stand still.
330
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,218
I'm gonna put your shoes on.
They might feel weird
331
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,753
'cause they're technically
four shoes.
332
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,387
- I'm not gonna make
a whole thing out of this.
333
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,456
I'm not into you.
So you don't have to worry.
334
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,928
- You don't need to say this--
- No, I do.
335
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,557
Last night meant nothing to me.
Honestly, when I came,
336
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,229
I was thinking
about Alessia Cara,
337
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,898
who I'm managing,
starting Monday.
338
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,966
The point is,
is that I know I've done this
339
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,898
before where we've,
like, hung out
340
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,140
and I fell for you
like a little girl.
341
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,869
But I'm not gonna do that
this time.
342
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,581
I'm not gonna be like,
"I love you, Lance.
343
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,883
You're the one.
You're the love of my life."
344
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,246
- Don't touch the headphones.
- Oh, sorry.
345
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,954
- Because that's pathetic
346
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,719
and lame
and you have a girlfriend.
347
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,454
So, now,
in a stunning reversal,
348
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:37,163
I'm gonna give you
a shitty, little kiss
349
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,426
and walk away.
350
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,302
- Hey, Pat.
- [yelps]
351
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,826
- I'm worried this outfit
is too revealing.
352
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,831
What do you think?
- I'm sorry, who are you?
353
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,004
- I'm your Win-A-Chance,
Kathy, from Bemidji.
354
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,073
- Oh, right, you're the one
who your husband died?
355
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,510
Oh, no, you made me lasagna?
356
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,738
- The show's startingin three.
357
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,009
I need all models out now.
358
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,510
- I still need
to add Pat's belt.
359
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,852
- Okay then she's gonnahave to run.
360
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,946
- What?
- Okay, we're running.
361
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:02,924
Let's run.
362
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,792
[cheers and applause]
363
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,091
- ♪ I'm going straight
to the top ♪
364
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,753
♪ I'm on my way to the top ♪
365
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,321
♪ I'm going straight
to the top ♪
366
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:13,332
- Sup, what's up, Los Angeles?
What's happening?
367
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,355
My name is Lance Arroyo,
368
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,801
and this little man right here
next to me is ChaseDreams.
369
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,774
- Chase!
370
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,303
- I don't wanna say too much,
371
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,938
honestly, 'cause I'll cry,
372
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,643
but I just want
you guys to know,
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00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,714
it means so much to me
that y'all are here.
374
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,037
And I really wanna dab
right now,
375
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,512
but I tried backstage
and the plastic on my shirt
376
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,381
almost ripped off my nips
so I can't.
377
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:39,191
So you wanna
say anything, bro?
378
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,285
- Just start the show
or whatever.
379
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:45,894
- God, he's really nailing
this fashion shithead thing.
380
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,961
[rap music playing]
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00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:51,698
♪ ♪
382
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,567
- Whoa, this is so legit.
383
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,666
I love that Mom
is walking in this.
384
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,474
- I know. It's so fun, right?
385
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,737
- Pat's on the move,
I have Pat. We are very--
386
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,410
- [breathing heavily]
387
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,308
- ♪ Take me to a party,drinking all the drinks ♪
388
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,076
♪ Sipping on Bacardi,ain't no time to think ♪
389
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,748
♪ Thinking make youmake bad choices ♪
390
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,217
♪ Hearing voicesall up in your head ♪
391
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,575
- When you get to
the end of the runway,
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00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,023
favor your right side
393
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,424
'cause that's where
the photographers are.
394
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,519
You're gonna stand
and do three--
395
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,257
[indistinct]
396
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,255
- What--what did you say?
397
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:23,728
- ♪ Now shout out to the fam'cause they believe in me ♪
398
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,999
♪ If you tryna strutI'ma be disrespectful ♪
399
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,695
♪ No thievin', hey! ♪
400
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,196
- Okay, I'm here with Pat.
Just have to go up the stairs.
401
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,009
Okay, Pat, you're up.
Go, go. Walk, walk.
402
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,512
- Sorry, what is this again?
Where am I?
403
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,614
- Just go, go, walk.
- Sorry.
404
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,880
[high-pitched ringing]
405
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,949
- Whoa, Mom looks so dope.
- Yes.
406
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,564
[rap music playing]
407
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,285
- [breathing heavily]
408
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,133
♪ ♪
409
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,471
♪ ♪
410
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:06,737
[distorted music continues]
411
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:11,305
♪ ♪
412
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,580
[all gasp]
413
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,605
- Oh, shit.
- What--what?
414
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,883
Somebody call an ambulance.
415
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,878
- Mom? Mom?
416
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,891
Mom!
417
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,591
- Oh, sorry.
418
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,486
Sorry, I was just taking
a little nap
419
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,161
but I'm--I'm fine.
420
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,059
- Oh, okay, are you sure?
421
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,058
- Yeah, I'm totally fine.
422
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,299
Uh-huh.
- Okay--
423
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,667
she's fine, she's fine.
424
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,995
- And I'm ready to host
"Tic Tac Toe."
425
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,900
♪ So everybody watch,
everybody watch ♪
426
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,410
That's so interesting,
Justin Bartha.
427
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:40,771
Oh, wow, Justin Bartha.
428
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,339
Surprise, it's me, Pat!
429
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,782
Oh, Kathy, thank you, Kathy.
430
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,913
Oh, Streety.
Thank you, Streety.
431
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,579
Wait, there's no toilet paper.
There's no toilet paper.
432
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,177
And Justin can't lose,
Justin can't lose.
433
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,652
It's a tie! One, one.
My Tickers and my Tackers.
434
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,252
Because, say it with me now,
435
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,761
I love autism!
436
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:02,334
- Okay, Brooke, I actually
don't think she is fine.
437
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,274
- That was so scary.
- I know.
438
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,044
She looked so out of it.
439
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,995
What was that song
she was singing?
440
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,214
- It's just some
little music video
441
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,635
for her 100th show on Monday.
442
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,877
- Wait, Mom shot
a music video today?
443
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,036
- I'm gonna go check on her.
444
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,683
- [sighs] Even she's singing.
445
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,718
- We have to tell her family.
They're all waiting.
446
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,975
No, she's not gonna
bounce back, she's braindead.
447
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,720
- Wait, what? She is?
448
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,319
- Oh, I'm sorry, I'm an actor.
449
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,287
I was just practicing.
450
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,786
But that was believable?
- Yes.
451
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,727
Yeah, it was terrifying.
- Oh, wait.
452
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,996
You're Cary Dubek.
453
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,531
I'm actually in
"Night Nurse" too.
454
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,059
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah, I only have a few lines
455
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,074
but you know, I'm really
trying get 'em right.
456
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,836
So you excited about
the table read on Monday?
457
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,641
- Um, yeah, but can you
go get the real nurse?
458
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,044
- Yeah.
459
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,069
- She's fine.
460
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,313
She was dehydrated,
461
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,905
but we got her levels back
to normal
462
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,340
and she's resting comfortably.
463
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,581
Family can go in
and see her now.
464
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,653
- I should be included
because I'm basically family.
465
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,019
I'm her lover.
466
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,189
- Hey, Mom.
467
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,400
- I'm sorry.
468
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,925
I messed everything up.
469
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,900
- What? No.
No, don't apologize.
470
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,728
- I just got confused.
471
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,773
I think it's just been
getting a little much lately
472
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,069
with the show
473
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,440
and then all the Kathys
474
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,838
and the "Tic Tac Toe" and--
475
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,576
- Why didn't you say something?
476
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,275
- I don't know.
477
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,607
- Mom, if you're not happy,
I wanna know about it.
478
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,953
You just gotta tell me.
479
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,378
I mean, I'm your manager,
you know?
480
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,449
It's my job to listen
to my clients.
481
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,121
- Oh, my God. Fuck you, Brooke.
482
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,190
- What?
483
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,015
- Fuck you.
- Chase.
484
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,590
- You literally never listen
to your clients.
485
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,732
- Wait, what?
486
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,025
What are you talking about?
- I wanna be a singer.
487
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,127
And I've tried to tell you
like, a thousand times,
488
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,772
but you just don't listen.
489
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,437
- Um, but you are a singer.
490
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,108
I mean, how would you
have a fashion show
491
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,266
if you weren't a singer?
492
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,884
- I mean,
I actually wanna sing.
493
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,882
Not do all this dumb shit.
Why can't I just sing?
494
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,075
- Okay, um...
495
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,977
well, I don't know why
only the woman
496
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,953
is getting attacked here.
Like, why aren't you
497
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,391
also mad at Streeter?
We're co-managers.
498
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,664
- 'Cause I don't care
about Streeter.
499
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,885
You're my actual family.
500
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,786
- Hey, we are basically family.
501
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,561
I'm your mother's lover.
both: Ew.
502
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,296
- Buddy, why don't
we lay off Brooke, okay?
503
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,955
Like, I know you're upset,
but she has been
504
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,504
working really hard for you.
Her job is hard.
505
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,340
- Well, she wouldn't
even have her job
506
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,895
if it wasn't for me.
507
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,270
Also, why do you care?
508
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,068
I haven't seen you
in like, six months.
509
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,580
- Jesus, what?
510
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,507
Of course I care.
511
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,152
You and Mom
just have your things
512
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,817
and I've been out
trying to get mine.
513
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,845
- Cool, well,
Mom's in the hospital
514
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,791
and I'm a kid.
515
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,353
So--
516
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,494
- Oh, Chasey, I didn't know
you were so mad at everyone.
517
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,360
- That's cause I never see you.
518
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,928
Like, I literally
never see you.
519
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,833
- No one does.
No one ever sees Pat anymore.
520
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,259
Least of all me.
521
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,371
And it's all Brooke's fault.
- What?
522
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,996
How the fuck
are we back on me again?
523
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,041
- Yeah, everything here
is not Brooke's fault.
524
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,467
- Thank you.
- Yes, it is.
525
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,708
You've been piling
so much work on Pat,
526
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,177
I never get to see my baby.
527
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,536
- Okay, first of all,
528
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,514
I hate the sentence
that you just said.
529
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,553
And second of all,
may I remind you
530
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,178
that we are co-managers.
531
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,053
I'm not, like,
adding work for Mom
532
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,292
without you knowing about it.
533
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,123
- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
534
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,888
- What about "Tic Tac Toe?"
535
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,131
- I--
536
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,963
okay, yeah.
537
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,498
I might have pulled the trigger
on that on my own.
538
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,574
Shit.
539
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,895
But Mom said yes.
540
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,400
She said that she was
happy to do it.
541
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,301
Right, Mom?
- She's right, I did say that.
542
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,640
I said I didn't have to
and if someone else wanted to,
543
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,865
they could but if she thought
it was a good idea,
544
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,484
I was happy to do it.
- Oh, my God.
545
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,243
That's a no, Brooke.
546
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,714
Mom just never wants
to complain,
547
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,082
but that's so clearly a no.
548
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,721
She was trying to tell you
but you just--
549
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,645
you don't listen!
550
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,389
- Okay, um...
551
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,018
yeah, I--okay.
552
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,260
- Brooke,
you just have to learn
553
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,089
to read between the lines.
554
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,825
I mean, how can you not see
what you doing to your--
555
00:19:58,897 --> 00:19:59,997
your poor mother?
556
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,595
Okay, you're exhausting her.
557
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,500
You're draining her.
558
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,399
You're suffocating her.
559
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,244
I mean, a woman
can only handle so much.
560
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,009
And then it's just
too much work.
561
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:12,844
- Oh, my God, Streeter.
You're too much work.
562
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,720
- What's this?
- You're too much work, okay?
563
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,723
Your personality
adds work to my day.
564
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,116
- No, I'm sorry.
565
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,961
We just established
that Brooke is the one
566
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,386
who's adding too much work
to your day.
567
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,457
- You're so nice,
but you're so needy.
568
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,289
People need things from me
all day long.
569
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,364
Every day, every second.
I don't like coming home
570
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,430
and having you need me too.
571
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,471
It's exhausting.
572
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,796
- Well, I'm sorry.
573
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,141
I just love you
and I just wanna...
574
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,967
spend every waking moment
with you.
575
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,872
- I know and I don't like that.
576
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,640
It's not the energy
I want in a partner.
577
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,082
It's not good to me.
578
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,654
- Oh.
579
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,294
- Mom, I really am.
I'm so sorry.
580
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,457
I didn't mean to overload you.
581
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,485
I think I just got distracted
582
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,930
trying to take care of myself.
583
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,804
I mean, not that
that's an excuse.
584
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,095
- It's okay, honey.
I understand.
585
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,674
I just--I miss my life.
586
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,397
I wanna see my kids.
587
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,499
I only ever see Kathys.
588
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,473
But I wanna see Chase and Cary.
589
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,583
And Jess!
I don't even know how Jess is.
590
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,082
- Oh, um, we broke up.
591
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,014
Like three months ago.
592
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,283
- You did?
593
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,017
Then I wanna see Lance.
Can I see Lance?
594
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,346
I didn't even know you two
were back together until today.
595
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,691
- What? Oh, no.
596
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,016
We're not back together.
597
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,761
He has a girlfriend.
- No, he doesn't.
598
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,192
They broke up this morning.
599
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,931
- What?
- I just--I hate this.
600
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,703
I hate that I don't even know
what's going on
601
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,025
with my own family.
602
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,301
It makes me sad.
603
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:43,135
- Oh, Mom.
- It makes me so sad.
604
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,701
- Okay, I have an idea.
605
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,373
I've been thinking and I know
what Pat needs right now
606
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,382
more than anything
in the world.
607
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,305
A beach vacation.
- Oh, my God.
608
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:55,847
- No, just...
the four of you.
609
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,047
- What?
- Yeah.
610
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,950
Just your family.
611
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:04,859
Your...real family.
612
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,686
- Oh, okay.
613
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,333
Um...
614
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,564
that actually sounds nice.
615
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,073
I would really love that,
Streeter.
616
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,465
- Yeah?
617
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,573
- Chasey, what do you think?
618
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,899
- Yeah, that could be good.
619
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,874
- Great.
Okay, I will take care of it.
620
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,212
I will handle everything.
621
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,907
The four of you
can leave on Monday.
622
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,510
- Uh, wait, what?
623
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,208
- You mean, like, this Monday?
- Yeah.
624
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,183
That'll be fine, right?
I mean, Brooke, Pat and Chase
625
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,478
are your only clients
so you'll free.
626
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:32,820
And Cary can be gay anywhere.
627
00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,194
So, Monday it is.
628
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,692
- Or if you needed
a little more time to--
629
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:37,915
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
630
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,093
It's fine,
don't worry about it.
631
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,691
I will figure this out, okay?
632
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,329
Clearly, the family needs it.
633
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:46,334
And what's more important
than family?
634
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:51,373
- Yeah. Uh...
635
00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:55,036
That's a good point, Streeter.
636
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,777
Just a sec.
637
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,952
Oh, my fucking God.
638
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,719
I can't believe
this is happening again.
639
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:10,787
What do we do, Brooke?
What do we do?
640
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,289
Just both give up
our things again?
641
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,691
- I know, I--
642
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,960
I don't know, Cary.
- I mean, I wanna be a good son
643
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,903
and I feel guilty I didn't know
Chase was so upset.
644
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:24,636
It's just, like, I've been
trying at this for so long.
645
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,296
Fuck!
646
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,473
- She's taken
a turn for the worse.
647
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,644
You might wanna say
your goodbyes.
648
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,742
- Holy shit, what?
649
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,380
- No, no, he's just an actor.
650
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,745
- Jesus Christ, dude.
651
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,153
- It's very good though.
652
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,048
It's very believable.
- Thank you, Cary.
653
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,216
See you on Monday.
654
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,745
- Oh, my God.
655
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,933
- So, what do we do?
656
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,762
What are we both
supposed to do?
657
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:58,944
- Oh, this is so nice, Chasey.
658
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:00,814
I love not being
in hair and makeup.
659
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,306
- Oh, I know, me too.
660
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:05,607
- Okay, I have one Caesar salad
for Mrs. Dubek
661
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:08,107
and one cheeseburger
for Mr. Dubek.
662
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,580
- This looks delicious.
- Yeah, thank you.
663
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:12,019
- My pleasure.
664
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,987
Oh, and I also have
six orders of tater tots
665
00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:17,356
and sliced cheese
on a plate for--
666
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,756
- Ooh, that's for me!
667
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,655
Oh, my God, I love vacation.
668
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,360
- You look so pretty.
I love your dress.
669
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,762
- Thanks, Mom.
670
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,700
I know it looks like a lot, but
671
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,298
it goes down quickly.
672
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,796
- Okay. Am I missing anything?
673
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:33,869
- Um, let me see.
One, two, three.
674
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,272
Nope, I think
that's everything.
675
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,210
- Okay, bon appétit.
- Thank you.
676
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,939
- Wait, so is
he just not eating or--
677
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,550
- He said he wasn't that hungry
so he's just gonna
678
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,675
split my burger with me.
- Okay, gay.
679
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,181
- Brookie.
- What?
680
00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:46,322
I can make jokes like that.
We're on vacation.
681
00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:47,794
Plus, Cary isn't even here.
682
00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,063
- Hey, that burger looks great.
683
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,815
Thank you for splitting it
with me, buddy, no homo.
684
00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,391
- Streeter, you can't
say stuff like that.
685
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,563
- We're on vacation.
- Okay, we're all here.
686
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,561
Let's eat.
687
00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,973
- Cheers, everybody.
688
00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:01,831
all: Cheers.
689
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,400
- That's sweet, Chasey.
690
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,502
- And Brooke got tater tots
for the table.
691
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,910
So nice.
- No, no, no, no.
692
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,565
Those are my tots.
- These are your tots.
693
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,913
- These are my tots.
694
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,038
- I'll give you some fries
if you want.
695
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,312
- I'll take some fries.
696
00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:14,807
Oh, hey, there was
a surfer out here
697
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,420
earlier this morning, so cool.
The waves were big.
698
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,916
- Can we go surfing tomorrow?
- Yeah, absolutely.
699
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,587
It'll be fun.
700
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:24,415
- ♪ We didn't knowwe were the lucky ones ♪
701
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,763
- Hey, everybody and welcome
to "The Gay Minute,"
702
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,058
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703
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,759
I'm your brand-new host,
Curtis Paltrow,
704
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,431
taking over for Cary Dubek
705
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,560
who's about to start shooting
706
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,604
his first movie, "Night Nurse."
707
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,699
Cary, it has been
a long, hard road,
708
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:37,898
but you never gave up
709
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,273
and it's all gonna finally
710
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,111
pay off for you tomorrow,
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00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,106
March 13, 2020.
712
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,679
Anyway, in Gay News,
713
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,114
Laura Dern fell.
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00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,882
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715
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:53,077
♪ We didn't knowwe were the lucky ones ♪
716
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,054
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717
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,721
♪ Hey ♪
718
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:02,359
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00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,297
♪ Burning sun ♪
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00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,897
♪ Hey ♪
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00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:13,905
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00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,647
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00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:28,989
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00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:32,117
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00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,763
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00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:38,255
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00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,070
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