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Breaking News.
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There's been an incident at the
Monte Vista High School lock-in.
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Two LAPD officers were at the
scene and witnessed the crime.
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We go now live to Monte Vista
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where students were gathered
for the annual school dance.
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Well, Officer Lagney and
I arrived at the scene
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to find these "packs" of gang members
in the midst of gun violence.
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We immediately pounced the evildoers and
we had the situation under control.
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Yeah, we have to take care of this
before more innocent kids are hurt.
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Bunch of savages.
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Animals that belong in a zoo.
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First of all, that cop is
high as hell. Look at him.
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Second of all, that's not even how it went
down. Let me rewind to the beginning.
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This was actually the
greatest night of my life.
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Would you believe me if I told
you it was a tale of love?
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The cops may have
labeled it a tragedy,
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but you can never trust the police.
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Hey, this is my story.
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So I should tell you, it'll
probably be a little racist.
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Where you gonna be at tonight?
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You best believe that you're gonna
be over at Monte Vista High School
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because it's going down.
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Supa Sizers out there with their
smash hit The Hater Dance
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will be in the neighborhood, man.
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It's Power 106's annual "Unity
in the Community" school dance
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going down at Monte
Vista High School.
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Power 106.
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Well, I love that Supa Sizer.
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That motherfucking Hater
Dance song is the shit.
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I'm not gonna give in to
that Supa Sizers' song.
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Press it just as soon as I can.
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You want Mamma to
walk you in, baby?
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No, Mamma, I'm good.
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You ain't good, nigga.
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You ain't about four feet
goddamn tall. Hold on.
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Your Mamma coming.
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I don't want nobody
fucking with my baby.
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Ma!
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I protects my baby.
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Come on.
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Let's go.
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Now, listen. If some shit goes down,
I want you to page me, all right?
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Ma, nobody uses pagers
no more. We got iPhones.
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Man, I know what's going on in
these streets, God help you.
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Ma, I promise, I'm good.
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All right, well, listen, I gotta get
to the motherfucking church anyway.
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Go in there and make Mamma
proud. Learn something.
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Give Mamma a kiss,
little baby, before I go.
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Kiss me, nigga, before I blow...
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I love you.
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Take care and learn something today.
Make Mamma proud, you little bitch.
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Tell your teacher I said, "Hey."
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You got something for me?
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Yeah, I got something. Hold on.
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All right.
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Roll on, I got you. I got you.
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You don't put that football
down, I'll fuck your ass up.
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The Rangers, those
dudes are amazing.
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Best dance clique in our school.
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And one of them is
actually my older cousin.
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Day Day.
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I met him at a family reunion once,
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but I don't even think
he remembers my name.
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See, man, I'd do anything to
be down with that clique.
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Now, that's what it's
about here. Cliques.
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Now, they're not gangs, but it's
far from that study-buddy shit.
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It's more so sororities
and fraternities
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without the college education
and social benefits.
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Let me explain.
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Each school is divided and
segregated into cliques.
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Monte Vista is no different.
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You got your backpackers,
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the nerds,
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the vegan, tree-loving dreadheads.
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You got your dirty ghetto
kids aka your hood skaters.
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Oh, and that's Stinkfinger.
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Across the street,
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you'll find the lamest fools
to ever set foot in the hood.
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Girl, let me carry your
books for you, girl.
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They all dropped out of
school like 10 years ago
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but these fools still up
here every single day.
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Bunch of old wannabe gangsters
who wanna holler at young chicks
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but always fail miserably.
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We're not carrying any books.
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And if we were, you wouldn't
be able to touch them.
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You wanna carry these
balls then, bitch?
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Yeah, put the balls in
your book bag, bitch.
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Told the bitch to carry my balls.
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Say what?
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I said, "Carry my balls, bitch."
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Come again, say what?
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- Let's ride out.
- I know. That's right.
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Then there's the Ese's.
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The real gangsters.
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Legend has it if you look one of
them in the eye, you could die.
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Where we come from, blacks and
Mexicans have never gotten along.
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It's the ghetto civil
war that defies logic.
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It's like vegetarians beefing
with vegans. It's the same shit.
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See what I did there?
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And the most notorious badass
Ese of them all is Big Junior.
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A while ago he got sent to prison
for burning down a school dance
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'cause he thought some blind guy
was looking at his little sister.
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Who just so happens to be
the girl of my dreams.
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Anastacia Moreno.
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I've been in love with her since we shared
a nap-time towel in the first grade.
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I was so nervous,
I pissed on myself,
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all over the towel, all over her.
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I sure enough did.
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She hasn't looked my way since.
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It's probably because we're from
two totally different worlds.
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I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.
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A part of the hottest female clique
that my school has ever birthed.
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Let's take a moment to enjoy.
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Man, look at her.
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She's the most beautiful
girl I've ever seen.
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Wait a minute.
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Is she looking at me?
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Jason B.B. Jackson.
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Oh, this is my shot.
This is my moment.
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Seize the opportunity.
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Go get 'em, buckaroo.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot to introduce
you to the Prairie Puff Man.
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The tobacco industry's
propaganda pitchman
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that's been killing kids for years.
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I wasn't always super cool.
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Till I discovered these.
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My mother smokes eight packs
of these death-doobies a day.
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And since she's a single parent,
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he's the only man I've
ever seen in my house.
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Prairie Puff Man is
like my guardian angel.
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Don't cheat.
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My role model.
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Go get 'em, buckaroo.
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My nigga, what the fuck, bro?
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What's that?
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Worst moment in the history
of fucked-up-ness.
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Ay! He's so little.
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It looks like a dick but smaller.
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That is gross.
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Little dude ain't even circumcised!
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What was that, bro? Why you even
looking at this nigga's dick?
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This nigga's dick
look like Franklyn.
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Hey, bro, pull your pants up.
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He's still sitting there
with his pants down.
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Hey! Wait up!
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Attention! It's 7:45.
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Will the student who lost
their prosthetic leg
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please hop your ass down here to
the guidance counselor's office.
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Hey, guys! Hey, guys! Wait up.
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Yo, how can I be a Ranger?
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I know everything about y'all.
I got all your mix-tapes.
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I know all your dance moves.
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I was even thinking of
getting a Ranger tattoo.
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Yo, this nigga is a stalker.
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I'll do whatever it takes, I swear.
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Okay, little
piggy-in-the-blanket dick.
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You really want that Ranger life?
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Day Day, whip it out.
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Memorize it.
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Now, if you want to pledge
to be in the illest clique,
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you got to get the drawers off
one of the illest chicks.
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That's right. Panties.
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When you come back with a fresh pair
of Sweet Gyrl panties, you're in.
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Uh, can't it be like
a sock or something?
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Panties!
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Like these.
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These are Keisha's from last night.
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She just gave you those?
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For sure.
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All right, now here come
them sugar drawers.
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Take your pick, little dude!
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Yo, yo, yo, snap out
of it, Un-Circky!
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This Ranger shit is real.
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South Central wasn't
built in no day.
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So can you pull it off or what?
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Uh, when am I supposed
to have this done?
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Tonight.
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- Tonight?
- Tonight.
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But you just said South Central
wasn't built in a day.
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Uh, I don't know what that shit
means. I just be saying shit.
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Y'all expect me to have sex
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with one of the most untouchable
girls in our school tonight?
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Yeah.
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That's not even humanly possible.
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Yeah, it is.
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Tonight is the "Unity in the
Community" school dance, fool.
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And it's a lock-in.
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And you know what happens
at the lock-in, boy.
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Okay, for those of you that don't know
what a lock-in is, let me explain.
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In an attempt to give all races and classes
of students a safe party environment,
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and keep them away
from gang violence,
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we have an all-night campus party
that culminates in a sleep over,
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in the gym.
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Nice, safe and wholesome, right?
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Wrong.
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Instead of the lock-in, they
need to call it the "get it in."
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Because that's all that's
happening all night long.
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Everybody sneaks off somewhere
to get their freak in...
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drink in, smoke in,
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and frolic in.
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But the main attraction is the
Power 106 concert and talent show.
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Last year The New Boyz took home
$2,000 and a major label record deal.
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Their lives changed forever.
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And they're coming back
this year to judge
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and give another act a
ticket out of the hood.
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Oh, shit, y'all.
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We're late! We better get to class.
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Nigga, we're The Rangers. We're not
worried about being late to class.
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Yeah, we run this school. This
school don't run us, extra meat.
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Yeah, nigga. Quit tripping.
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I'm with the big dogs
running this school.
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This school don't run us.
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Ain't that right, dude?
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Langston?
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Tardy, tardy, tardy!
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Get your Hot Pocket-sized
ass to my office!
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In here, sir.
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Little-ass homie, in here.
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Ain't that a rip?
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Damn. That's what's
wrong with you kids.
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Your mind is filled
with all that bullshit.
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I'm sick of it. If I was your daddy,
I'd be the one who tore your ass up.
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I wouldn't play here. I wouldn't
put up with none of it.
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That's right. I'm trying to...
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Ooh!
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Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that, that, that, that...
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Stop looking at my girl.
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I'm gonna tell you one time and
I ain't gonna tell you no more.
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Keep your eyes and your
mind off my bitch.
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I mean, my faculty. I'm sorry
about that, Mrs. Johnson.
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She hears every damn
thing. Everything!
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Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.
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I needs to talk to you.
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About that little butt-naked
dance you just did
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out there on the quad
just a minute ago.
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Well...
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I'm not circumcised either.
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And I'm sixty-some years old,
still ain't circumcised.
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Join the club!
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You've got a turtle-neck
little dick, too.
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You got a German Shepherd dick.
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00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,889
I got a German Shepherd dick.
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00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,525
You got a Sean John leather on
your dick. That's what you got.
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That's right. Levi leather.
245
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,764
I know it. When your little dick
gets a little blanket lint on it,
246
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,333
and cookie crumbs, stuff like that,
247
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,534
it's hard to blow out.
248
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,237
I know what you're talking about
'cause I deal with it all the time.
249
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:02,407
You ain't even gotta use a condom.
Just twist the tip up like a balloon.
250
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,476
That little ball will pop up.
251
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,076
More pleasure!
252
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,648
- Principal Rogers.
- What?
253
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,817
Is there any reason that you
have me in your office?
254
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,686
Yes, there's a reason
why I got you in here.
255
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,355
I wanted to ask you something.
256
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,724
You having a problem out
with 'em Ranger boys?
257
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,659
The Rangers?
No, they're my friends.
258
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:24,529
That's what I'm talking about.
See that! See that!
259
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,565
I'm sitting here trying to defend
you and you're running with 'em!
260
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,966
I'm gonna tell you
something, Jebediah,
261
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,868
you're trying to start
some shit around here.
262
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,404
The Rangers, now, all of a
sudden, is your friends.
263
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,039
Ain't that a bitch.
264
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,475
You run around here fooling
with the Mexican kids.
265
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,710
They're gonna fuck one of
y'all up, up around here.
266
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,847
Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you
and go up in you. This is my school.
267
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,450
And I won't play that. I don't
like any of them one bit!
268
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,353
Are you getting initiated
into a gang, young Jiminey?
269
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:52,457
Uh, my name is Jason,
and no, I'm not.
270
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,992
Cut the... I'm gonna tell
you something, Jethro.
271
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,295
You're gonna try and
start a race riot.
272
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,897
You better leave them Mexican kids
alone, they're gonna jump on you.
273
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,333
Yeah, four to five of them are
gonna jump on your little ass.
274
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,902
They're gonna have Home Depot little
jackets on, they don't play the fool.
275
00:15:06,371 --> 00:15:08,972
Yeah. Damn shit.
276
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,310
You think it's a game?
277
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,911
You think it's a game?
278
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,913
You're gonna end up on First 38.
279
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:18,784
- First 38.- I thought it was 48.
280
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,384
Yeah, it's 38, nigga.
281
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,988
Yes.
282
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,090
I hear you need one more volunteer
teacher tonight for the lock-in.
283
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,326
And you heard right, baby.
I need you here.
284
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,894
Quicker than a cat
can lick his ass.
285
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,829
All right, great.
I'll see you there.
286
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,071
- I'm gonna tear that ass up tonight.
- Huh?
287
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,007
Are you going to the
school dance tonight?
288
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:46,043
Yeah, come on. Get your little nosey
ass out of here. Get on out of here.
289
00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:52,482
The Hater Dance.
290
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:54,852
The Hater Dance.
291
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,988
The Hater Dance.
292
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,488
Oh!
293
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,010
What the fuck?
294
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:22,346
It seems like today is
your unlucky day, Day.
295
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,382
That's funny, fool.
296
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,619
Yeah.
297
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,454
Yo, why y'all messing with me?
298
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,489
I know you got some lawns
to mow or something.
299
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:39,930
So, Day Day, you have a
really important phone call.
300
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,103
Who's this?
301
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,539
What? Nigga, speak English.
Who's this?
302
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:56,948
It's Junior. Just got out
and he wants his money.
303
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,518
Yeah, don't keep him holding
on the phone, Holmes.
304
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,621
That's rude.
305
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:06,491
My bad, Junior. I didn't know it
was you. How did you get out?
306
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,727
I thought you were in
jail for triple life.
307
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,100
Look, man, I got your money.
Don't worry.
308
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,035
Insert 25 cents for another minute.
309
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,874
What did he say?
310
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,177
Don't ask me, fool.
I don't speak Spanish.
311
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:35,285
$2,000 by midnight or
Junior's gonna kill you.
312
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,590
Shit.
313
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,930
2 grand.
314
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,766
Where am I gonna get
that from by midnight?
315
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,634
- Day Day, you cool?
- Hell no.
316
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:53,238
These Ese's are threatening me over
some shit my wack-ass father did!
317
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,773
Uncle D-Smoke?
318
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,975
Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.
319
00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:02,614
See, my mamma thought it would be a good
idea for me to go visit him in prison.
320
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,216
Say, "Hi, Daddy!" Say, "Hi, Daddy!"
321
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,085
Hi, Daddy.
322
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,120
Whose goddamn white baby is that?
323
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:12,990
This is your baby, okay? He's
just light skinned. Mmm-hmm.
324
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,060
That one might be mine.
325
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,028
That one right there,
I'm not totally sure.
326
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:20,632
Just because you named him Darren
don't mean he belongs to Darren.
327
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,101
But I don't care what
this baby's name is,
328
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,704
this baby is rice skinned
but not light skinned.
329
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,239
That is a white child.
330
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,242
That is Caucasian from the
mountains of Caucasus.
331
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,845
That is a Slavic baby,
a Viking from Iceland.
332
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:38,750
That baby got 730 as a credit
rating right now as an infant.
333
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,619
You the only one I've
been with, Darren.
334
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,823
Bitch, let me explain to you the math.
I've been in here 16 consecutive years.
335
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,225
You know how long
"consecutive" is, don't you?
336
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,529
Okay, so, it means one right
after the motherfucking other.
337
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,197
'Cause I ain't never missed a day.
338
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,966
So clearly you've been
having some conjugal visits
339
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,168
with some other motherfuckers
other than me.
340
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,137
That's not my baby.
341
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,774
That's almost a grown white
man you've brought in here.
342
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,676
His glasses are certainly grown.
343
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,646
I've never seen a baby with
that type of prescription.
344
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,149
And why does that baby
look like Officer Joshua?
345
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,817
Bitch, you've been
fucking the guard?
346
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,920
Ew! Nuh-uh!
347
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:18,056
Hey, Darren, stop talking to my mom
like that, man. Be respectful.
348
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:22,093
You're absolutely right.
I apologize for that.
349
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,962
- It's just that this bitch...
- Damn it. There you go again.
350
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,566
Your mother was misbehaving.
351
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,836
Sorry, I should've set a
better example in front of
352
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,006
the nice white gentleman
and your mother.
353
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,744
All right, so, could I please speak
to my black son privately, please?
354
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,313
- Would that be okay with you, Trina?
- Mmm-hmm.
355
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,081
I mean you no disrespect, sir.
356
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,183
Hope to work for you one
day when I get out.
357
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,985
Come on, baby.
358
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,819
Raggedy head...
359
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,624
You have to excuse me, son.
This is my first white baby.
360
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,260
What's up, man?
361
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,598
I'm in a jam.
362
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,334
- What?
- Uh...
363
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:07,270
There was a gambling
incident and I need, like,
364
00:20:07,772 --> 00:20:10,775
13,000 cigarettes, preferably 6,000
365
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:15,080
of those non-menthol and then
like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.
366
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,848
That's worth about $2,000
367
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,249
on the open street market.
368
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,819
If you can handle that for
me, I'd appreciate it.
369
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,254
Darren, what are you talking about?
370
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,658
Well, see, what had happened was...
371
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:30,328
Wait, you're gonna do a
flashback within a flashback?
372
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,863
Nigga, you know you can't do that.
373
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,632
Nigga, I'm a criminal.
374
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,767
That's what I do, what
I'm not supposed to do.
375
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,302
So, now.
376
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,803
What had happened was...
377
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:44,776
No Mexican has ever beat
me in Dominoes. Ever.
378
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,978
But one day the cash
was on the line,
379
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,779
I had been sipping that lean
and he caught me slipping.
380
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,186
What's this got to do with me?
This is your problem.
381
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,222
Uh, I didn't have the money,
382
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,924
and in lieu of the money,
383
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,361
I told Junior and his crew
that I had a rich son
384
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:07,866
in a famous rap group, and I'm
sure a little funky $2,000
385
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,702
don't mean nothing when he's
clocking all the dollars out there,
386
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,804
Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.
387
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,839
What? Man, we ain't signed yet.
I ain't got no money.
388
00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:20,278
All right, well, let's
not be a Gloomy Gus.
389
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,049
Okay, if you didn't learn nothing
from your white brother, learn
390
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,152
always look on the
bright side of life.
391
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,254
But you still haven't
given him any money?
392
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,956
No, I gave him an
orange this morning.
393
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,859
But they're already trying to
make me make small booty payments
394
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,201
and I only got a small
booty to work with.
395
00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:42,300
Look here, man, um,
I only got one booty hole.
396
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,736
You understand what I'm saying?
397
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:49,974
They don't take debit or credit or
nothing in here, it's just hole. Okay?
398
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,077
I've been holding
onto it for 16 years.
399
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,212
I don't see no reason
to let it go now
400
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,817
over a few little pineapple
fruit cups and some cigarettes.
401
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,019
Speaking of which, I need
you to do me a favor.
402
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,723
You think you can
listen to these for me?
403
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,392
That's disgusting, man. Where'd
you pull that out from?
404
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,028
Oh, from my Louis
Vuitton prison bag.
405
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,163
Nigga, what do you think?
I pulled them out of my ass.
406
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,799
You ain't got to smell it.
Just listen to it.
407
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,000
I know. I know. It's time.
408
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,969
Look, I only got a few seconds
409
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,272
before they snatch me up out
of here 'cause I'm a gangster!
410
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,842
But look, I need you
to save my sphincter.
411
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,112
You gonna embarrass me in front of that
white man's child, you better lock me down!
412
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,748
Some father I got, huh?
413
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,117
Now I gotta pay Junior by midnight.
414
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,517
Anyway, you get them drawers yet?
415
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,357
I'm just messing with you.
Come on, bro, we got PE.
416
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,992
Wait, you noticed I
was in your PE class?
417
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:44,896
Yeah, man. I've seen you there before,
looking all un-athletic and shit.
418
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,134
Let's keep this Junior
thing between me and you.
419
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:52,535
It's 11:00. Get your
wretched ass into class!
420
00:22:56,107 --> 00:22:59,344
Man! I'm in a tight situation.
421
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,479
Go ahead. Keep laughing at my pain.
422
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,115
But the struggle is real!
423
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:07,552
Big Junior just magically got
released from a triple life sentence.
424
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,420
And he's on a mission to
kill my cousin Day Day.
425
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,089
And probably me too,
once he finds out
426
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,992
I'm trying to get his
sister's panties.
427
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:17,529
Are those panties
really worth dying for?
428
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:21,432
She probably got some
really nice panties.
429
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,868
I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.
430
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,970
It's like my man Shakespeare said,
431
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:29,207
"Love is a smoke, made
from the fumes of sighs,
432
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,342
"being purged, a fire
sparkling in lovers' eyes."
433
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:39,017
Get your asses up
for some aerobics.
434
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,585
Stand your asses up!
435
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:44,289
Don't make Coach mad today.
Don't make me mad! Come on now.
436
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:48,593
Let's get into this Hater Dance,
shall we? 5, 6, 7 and 8.
437
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,929
And to the left.
438
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,996
Whoo! Yeah!
439
00:23:52,997 --> 00:23:54,499
Come on, guys.
440
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,101
Man, what the hell you
doing, piddly dick?
441
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,037
Move like you got some
damn rhythm. Come on.
442
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,106
Now step, yeah, side to side, yeah,
side to side, yeah, side to side.
443
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,707
Oh, yeah! Keep going.
444
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,709
Mmm!
445
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,777
Do the dance.
446
00:24:10,181 --> 00:24:13,117
Not so hard, Venkatesh!
Not so hard. Okay?
447
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,186
Hey. I'm so sick of this damn song!
448
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,888
Yeah, but I do like the way B3's
booty shakes to that dance. Mmm!
449
00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:21,526
What's a B3?
450
00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:24,028
Man, you gotta keep up with the
acronyms if you're gonna be a Ranger.
451
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,130
B3 is Big Booty Becky.
452
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,565
Oh.
453
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:29,400
Come on, J-Extra. Let's
roll over there right now.
454
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:32,637
I like that, J-Extra.
That's your new name.
455
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,906
Yeah. That's right.
Dougie's with it, boy.
456
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:37,688
That's the Fredrick Douglass
right there, you old nigga.
457
00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:40,345
Can we help you, little boy?
458
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:42,547
No love. Little homie with us.
459
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:45,383
Oh, I'm sorry, Langston.
I didn't know.
460
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:48,987
Hey. Didn't we go to
pre-school together?
461
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:53,690
Uh, me? No. See, I'm from Nigeria.
462
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:55,759
Oh!
463
00:24:56,427 --> 00:24:58,296
Oh...
464
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:02,100
Yeah. That's it. You peed
on me in elementary school.
465
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,502
- What?
- What?
466
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:09,140
What are y'all doing, not participating
in my calisthenics, huh?
467
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:12,543
Coach, we're tired of doing that
fake-ass electric slide, man.
468
00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:14,379
The Hater Dance is
loved by everybody.
469
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,546
We don't like it.
470
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:17,382
Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.
471
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:20,518
Baby Chris Rock face. Why you
hate The Hater Dance, huh?
472
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,422
You gotta like it! Okay?
473
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:26,925
We're about what's
popping next, not now!
474
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,560
Yeah, we about to give you a little
taste of what we gonna do tonight.
475
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,396
- Check it out!
- Who painted your back?
476
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:32,964
Little Negro division?
477
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,945
Watch this, little niggas.
478
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:06,024
Yo, we killed that. We
definitely gonna win tonight.
479
00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:07,392
Bro, you already know what's up.
480
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,360
I know you saw how
Jasmine was on me.
481
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,262
That's gonna be my
butt down tonight.
482
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:14,132
Nigga, yeah, right! You
know her daddy's a pastor.
483
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,068
What? Are you doubting
the powers of a Ranger?
484
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,604
My fault. I repent.
485
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:22,473
Yo, yo. Check that out. That's
confidence right there.
486
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,742
Day Day still ain't gonna smash,
but at least he's confident.
487
00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:30,415
I don't know, bro. This whole Sweet Gyrl
thing's a little bit out of my league.
488
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:33,351
I couldn't even get my
name out. I blew it.
489
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,353
Don't trip, you'll
get another chance.
490
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:38,222
No, you won't, little nigga.
491
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:40,224
Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.
492
00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:42,725
Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.
493
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,830
Hi, Mrs. Johnson.
494
00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:54,304
Hi, boys!
495
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:57,742
Damn!
496
00:27:57,743 --> 00:28:00,084
Stop looking at my bitch!
497
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:07,485
Well, students, it's 12:30.
Lunch time, reduced lunch,
498
00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:10,853
bring your lunch. Hell, no lunch.
499
00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:13,491
Hey, man, look at
these little niggas!
500
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:14,592
Need to move.
501
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:15,860
Move, man! Word!
502
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,495
Man, that's why The Rangers is gay.
503
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,097
Nigga, what the fuck you say?
504
00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:22,366
You heard what he said,
fool. Y'all are gay!
505
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,235
Man, that's the best you
could come up with?
506
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,636
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
507
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,271
Cue these niggas off, yo!
508
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:28,673
Our little nigga's funny.
509
00:28:40,651 --> 00:28:42,887
♪ This Ranger game, man
Look at these suckers
510
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,490
♪ We run this school
Y'all niggas don't want it
511
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,859
♪ Hot, like your mamma
coochie in the summer
512
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:50,428
♪ The shit don't stop
Dillinger
513
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,897
♪ Dude, you assed-outPlumber!
514
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,899
♪ Now I don't understand something ♪
What?
515
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,835
♪ Why he dressed like a man
but got breasts like a woman
516
00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,737
♪ For lunch, eat a
dick, if you're hungry
517
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,240
♪ Coulda been your punks
But I got gypped
518
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,476
♪ Your mamma pussy DOA
That shit is stanky
519
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,345
♪ How you put up with that stench?
520
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,714
♪ Even Stinkfinger wouldn't
get up in that bitch
521
00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:11,349
♪ Her pubic hair is like
fucking on the Grinch
522
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:12,717
♪ Met your mamma freshman year
523
00:29:12,718 --> 00:29:14,752
♪ We've been fucking ever since
524
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,821
♪ Nigga, ain't that about a bitch?
525
00:29:16,822 --> 00:29:19,190
♪ Look at your gear
See that it's sort of rent
526
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,592
♪ Your pants so tight I
can see your pussy print
527
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,861
♪ Camel-toe Joe, let
'em know who you with
528
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,397
♪ Be like Bernie Mac
I'm the king of this comedy
529
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:28,866
♪ The back of your neck
looks like grits Hominy
530
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:31,469
♪ Your braids so old they
singing Negro Spirituals, homie
531
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:33,738
♪ Oh, nobody knows
532
00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:36,407
♪ Tell the truth
Live honestly
533
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,776
♪ Come out the closet
with your promise ring
534
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,778
♪ You call this gay?
We happy, nigga!
535
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,914
♪ But I just played your
girl like an action figure ♪
536
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,650
- Ooh!
- Matter of fact, I'm gonna pass it, nigger!
537
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,852
Yo, J-Extra! Go on,
blast these niggas.
538
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,423
Uh...
539
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,223
Yo.
540
00:29:54,725 --> 00:29:56,694
Listen.
541
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:59,696
Man, I told y'all this kid
wasn't Ranger material.
542
00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,571
Ahem! Students, did you
think I'm playing?
543
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,606
I'm walking around
here looking for you.
544
00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:11,876
Get your little goat-smelling
asses in your class.
545
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:14,812
I'm out here working. I'm looking.
Don't make me sneak up on you.
546
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,051
I smell pussy or pot.
547
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,821
It's pot!
548
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,669
Smoke weed every day.
549
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,672
Everyone, take out your poems
and pass them to the front.
550
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,508
I hope you students ain't
fronting on some bitch-ass shit
551
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,611
and try and turn in
some old Jay-Z lyrics.
552
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,279
I got all his albums.
553
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,581
I fucks with Hov!
554
00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:09,300
Miss Moreno, late again.
555
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,035
Sorry, Ms. Billingsly.
556
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:14,739
You must think Billingsly
is a punk bitch?
557
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,874
Because you are treating
me like a bitch,
558
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,776
coming up in my class
all late and shit!
559
00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:21,579
Ms. Billingsly, it's
not even like that.
560
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,849
And I bet your ass didn't do the
homework assignment either, huh?
561
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:27,818
Well, actually, I have something...
562
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,953
Uh-huh?
563
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:38,929
I mean, I liked it. It's formatted
correctly. The words are beautiful.
564
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,698
You just forgot to
put your name on it.
565
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,034
So, you didn't think
it was too long?
566
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:45,134
Nah, you're perfect. It's perfect.
567
00:31:45,636 --> 00:31:47,136
Thanks!
568
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:53,678
Oh! You decided to
actually do some work.
569
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,880
Well, I have got to hear this shit!
570
00:31:55,881 --> 00:32:00,384
Miss Moreno, do us the honor
of reciting that poem.
571
00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:03,888
- What?
- To the front of the class, Miss Moreno.
572
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,790
- Ms. Billingsly...
- Don't talk back to a pimp!
573
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:08,124
Respect my gangsta!
574
00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:24,106
"Admiring from afar
575
00:32:24,608 --> 00:32:26,509
"Courting in secret
576
00:32:27,511 --> 00:32:29,412
"Wishing for my star
577
00:32:30,648 --> 00:32:32,381
"My prayers to keep it
578
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,087
"You are my star
579
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:38,588
"In the safety of my dreams
580
00:32:39,523 --> 00:32:41,490
"You are my star
581
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,228
"Beauty gazing for what seems
582
00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:47,430
"Like an eternity
583
00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:50,166
"Too fearful for speaking
584
00:32:50,701 --> 00:32:53,002
"Too nervous for flirting
585
00:32:53,637 --> 00:32:55,840
"My words escape me
586
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,542
"Yet flourish from the page
587
00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:01,112
"Maybe it's not yet my season
588
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,412
"My love ferments with age
589
00:33:04,081 --> 00:33:06,450
"I guess I must wait
590
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:08,819
"I confess I must say
591
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:14,024
"You are my star, you are my star
592
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:17,528
"But I am just a glimmer in
the galaxy of your existence
593
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,930
"But I go unnoticed from a distance
594
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:21,832
"Burned by your heat
595
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,835
"I've yearned for so long
596
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:29,607
"For you without me is
like a singer with no song
597
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:34,277
"Yet still, you are my star."
598
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,918
Oh, shit!
599
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:43,554
That motherfucker was hella dope.
600
00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:50,466
Thank you.
601
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:58,669
Students, it's 3:00.
School is over.
602
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,438
The school dance is tonight.
603
00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:03,941
No gang attire. No lace
front. No thongs.
604
00:34:03,942 --> 00:34:06,575
No C-section scars.
See you tonight.
605
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,819
Hey, man, where the
hell is your clothes?
606
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,021
My horse got the
munchies and ate them.
607
00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,156
Smooth move back there
in class, my son.
608
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:21,892
But now it's time
to rope this filly.
609
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,061
- Man, what you talking about?
- Here she comes.
610
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,462
Jason. Jason!
611
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:31,168
Oh, my God! She gave me an A!
612
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,004
She even wrote, "Your
poem was the shit!"
613
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,975
I wish I was as good
a writer as you.
614
00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:41,679
I mean, you're talented.
I've seen you.
615
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:47,885
Really? I mean, I've got the vocals.
Just not much of a songwriter.
616
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:49,820
Maybe you should let
me help you with that.
617
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:53,289
Yeah? That would be cool.
618
00:34:54,024 --> 00:34:55,860
I guess I owe you now.
619
00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:57,928
No. You don't owe me.
620
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,764
It's the least I could do after
peeing on you in pre-school.
621
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,602
- I knew I wasn't crazy. That was you.
- That was really stupid.
622
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,669
Man, shut up! Shit.
623
00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:09,139
- Excuse me?
- Huh?
624
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:13,309
I said shut up to all them haters.
And, uh, give me your number.
625
00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:15,411
Okay.
626
00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:27,758
So, you should give
me a call sometime.
627
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,860
And maybe we can write
a song together.
628
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,794
Yeah. I'd like that.
629
00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:35,299
Fuck you, niggas.
How you do that shit?
630
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,968
Oh, and aren't you going
to the lock-in tonight?
631
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,803
Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.
632
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,605
- Cool! I'll see you there then.
- Yeah.
633
00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:48,312
Yeah, nigga! That's how you do
it, nigga. That's how you do it.
634
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:51,380
Hey, Un-Circky, she give
you the drawers yet?
635
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:56,754
Oh, man! I'm working on it, bro.
636
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,056
Look who finally got a
little confidence. Yeah.
637
00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,292
Got a little bit of swag, too!
638
00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,794
You actually got her number.
I can't believe it.
639
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,563
- That's right.
- You know he ain't gonna do nothing with it
640
00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,865
but get ink on his dick
when he's jacking off.
641
00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:11,702
Aw, shit!
642
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,038
Who raggedy-ass shit is that?
643
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,973
Jason, bring your ass over, boy!
644
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,708
Nigga, that's your mamma?
645
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,610
Oh, hell no!
646
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,015
Goddamn. This boy's gonna make
me get out of this goddamn car.
647
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,251
Here, see what happened is she's
not all the way my mamma.
648
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,553
She's kind of my mamma,
just a little bit.
649
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:32,156
Shit!
650
00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:35,225
- Get it, cuz.
- That's you. That's you.
651
00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:37,027
That's true, cuz. I sat on two, cuz.
652
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,262
Nigga, you lying!
653
00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:40,164
Actually, she's adopted. I swear!
654
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:43,000
Don't make me embarrass you out here
in front of the school! Now come on.
655
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,768
If she let you go, we
gonna be at my crib.
656
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,704
All right. I'm gonna hit your cell!
657
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,906
You ain't gonna hit shit! Who
they fuck are they anyway?
658
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,808
Mamma, they was my friends.
659
00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,569
You ain't got no fucking
friends. Quit lying.
660
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,881
Hold on. Hold on. What's happening?
661
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,984
Hey, man, come on. Mamma.
662
00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,386
Old lady. You see me
out here dancing?
663
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,656
Crip walking and shit! You're out
here interrupting my swag, lady.
664
00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:07,958
Yeah, bitch! You
interrupting his swag, ho!
665
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:10,260
- How about I interrupt your life?
- Oh shit. Shit done got real!
666
00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:12,062
Everybody, chill! No. No. No.
667
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,064
Look at me. It's cool, lady.
668
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,666
I'm not worried about that little
squirt-gun you got, nigga.
669
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:18,702
- I got pussy hair tougher than you.
- Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch!
670
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:20,443
- Motherfucker!
- All right!
671
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,188
What seems to be the
problem, Percy?
672
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:40,424
Nothing, Uncle. Everything cool
around here. We're straight!
673
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:43,060
I've done told you little motherfuckers
to stop coming up to this school,
674
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,762
you grown-ass niggas.
675
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,997
You trying to gangbang?
You need to bang a job!
676
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,932
I done told you about
selling drugs around here.
677
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,968
Come on, we ain't getting
nobody into that.
678
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,404
We ain't in that life. We just say no
to that. Ain't that right, my nigga?
679
00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:54,872
Excuse me, say what?
680
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,107
- I said, "We say no to drugs, nigga!"
- Come again. Say what?
681
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,943
No.
682
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,312
Percy, you think you slick.
I'm on your ass.
683
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,682
I'm on your ass like stink on shit!
684
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:07,117
Look, I told you to stop calling me
Percy in front of my homies, man.
685
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,952
It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
You know what it is.
686
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:12,056
Pretty thug! A pretty thug?
687
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,623
You look like a pretty
little chimpanzee!
688
00:38:15,392 --> 00:38:17,526
Not when I do this.
689
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:19,363
Amazing!
690
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:21,965
You look like OG Meerkat.
691
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,701
- Meerkat?
- Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.
692
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,936
All four of you is short!
You understand?
693
00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:28,437
All of you can do a
flip under the bed.
694
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:33,010
Nigga, are them the shoes with
the wheels on the bottom of 'em?
695
00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,471
You up here at the school
with some Heelys on?
696
00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:37,815
I'm crazy!
697
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:42,219
Now, let this student and
this beautiful super-model...
698
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,440
- Thank you, baby!
- ...come on through.
699
00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:46,924
See you. I'm gonna see you.
700
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,425
- Move, bitches!
- You're gonna leave 'em alone around here.
701
00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:52,229
Hit me again. Built
like a goddamn car!
702
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,797
Call me when you want a
ride too, motherfucker!
703
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:58,168
Yes, Lord!
704
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:02,139
This milkshake brings all the boys
to the yard, son. Trust and believe!
705
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,841
I'll stick my face in that ass.
706
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,242
- You'd get stuck.
- Oh!
707
00:39:05,243 --> 00:39:08,010
That's how I got your
daddy to knock me up.
708
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,981
Knocked me good and up!
709
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,750
I want you to stay out
of my woman's face.
710
00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:15,018
- You're not going with that bitch.
- Yeah. Get on out of here.
711
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,887
Or what? Or what? You sure?
712
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:18,756
Let's roll. Let's roll, nigga.
713
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,125
Start, bitch! God damn it!
714
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,926
All of you better be in a car
seat when you leave here.
715
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:24,328
Easy, cuz! Easy, cuz!
716
00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:26,562
Get your ass out of here!
717
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,103
Fucking piece-of-shit car.
718
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,239
Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.
719
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:39,009
I don't give a fuck, bitch.
Go around, bitch. Go around!
720
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:42,478
Shit. I don't give a fuck. What the
fuck you looking at, motherfucker?
721
00:39:45,215 --> 00:39:50,120
Now, going live to the LAPD
eyewitness ride-along.
722
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:53,457
So, this is what we like to do all day. We
survey the land and look for evildoers.
723
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,325
And we like picking up bitches!
724
00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:57,494
What the fuck would you say
that in the camera for?
725
00:39:57,495 --> 00:40:00,798
- You don't like picking up bitches?
- I love picking up bitches.
726
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:04,168
But I don't say it in the camera.
Holy shit! Rock the cockblock!
727
00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:06,003
We got some serious
728
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,304
rocking the cockblock right here.
729
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,406
- Pull over, fuckers.
- We are in hot pursuit!
730
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,275
They're pulling over. We got
ourselves a hot tamale right here.
731
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,277
Oh! Rock the cockblock!
732
00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:17,181
This is what taxpayers pay for right
here and these boys are mine, baby!
733
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:22,718
Rock the cockblock! Yeah!
734
00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:28,492
Turn the music down!
735
00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:30,027
Huh?
736
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,927
Turn the music down!
737
00:40:32,429 --> 00:40:33,831
What?
738
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:36,233
Turn the fucking music down!
739
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,236
Hold on, I can't hear you. The music
is too loud! Let me turn it down.
740
00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:41,038
How fast you were going?
741
00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,373
Um...
742
00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:46,143
Apparently not fast enough,
Officer, since you caught us.
743
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,546
Obviously these guys
are on drugs. Okay?
744
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,915
Do you have any
paraphernalia in the car?
745
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,417
- Any weapons?
- No, sir!
746
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:58,155
I mean, ma'am. Officer Penis?
747
00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:01,325
It's P'eniss. It's French.
748
00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:04,928
Hey, Penis, all we got is these
brownies my grandmother made
749
00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:08,565
and this non-alcoholic grape
drink to wash it down with.
750
00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:11,401
- Really? Can I have some of that?
- Yeah, man.
751
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:12,870
- Where's the drink?
- You want some?
752
00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:14,538
What the fuck are you doing?
753
00:41:14,539 --> 00:41:16,874
What the fuck are you doing?
This isn't a restaurant!
754
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,209
I'm starving. I didn't have
anything to eat today.
755
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,044
But you can't eat shit from them.
756
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,113
- Your grandmother made these?
- Yes, sir.
757
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,515
These are amazing! You tell
her, she needs her own show.
758
00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:29,052
This is ridiculous shit!
Get out of the car!
759
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:31,321
You have to be firm
and authoritative
760
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,657
so that these perps
treat you with respect.
761
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,598
Cockblock!
762
00:41:36,026 --> 00:41:38,161
Hot pursuit! Hot pursuit!
763
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:42,199
Two black men in a white Rolls
Royce going down Fairfax.
764
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,934
Roger that, Officer Penis!
765
00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,734
It's P'eniss!
766
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:10,494
Yeah, man. I'm gonna have to make you work
the corners. Make us some money, man!
767
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:13,964
Whatever, Holmes!
I can feel the burn!
768
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,133
This thing works.
I feel like Bruce Lee.
769
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:19,102
We better start rehearsing if we are
gonna win the talent show tonight.
770
00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:21,204
I got some cool moves.
771
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,440
Hey, pretty bitches!
772
00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:26,476
I know you didn't just disrespect
us and call us bitches.
773
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:29,179
What you talking about disrespecting?
Ain't nobody disrespect you!
774
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:32,349
I said pretty bitches. Disrespecting
you is calling you ugly bitches!
775
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,051
It's a compliment, bitch.
776
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,152
Them bitches don't know.
777
00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,154
Ay, he does have a point.
778
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:38,622
Thank you.
779
00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:41,959
Damn, he is kinda cute, in a little
chocolate Smurf type of way.
780
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,962
It's me, baby. You see it.
781
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:48,098
You guys can't be serious.
Do you hear your friends?
782
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,167
Come on, you guys, let's go inside.
783
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:52,970
This bitch over here acting
like a See-You-In-Tijuana.
784
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,604
Hey, why don't you stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch.
785
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:56,707
You see, she over here
trying to get it.
786
00:42:56,708 --> 00:43:00,043
Let your girl get it. Over here,
fucking up game. Stankin' bitch!
787
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:02,112
Mexican bitch!
788
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:03,413
- Bitch!
- Bitch!
789
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,716
Shit! Let's go! Let's go!
790
00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:09,985
We are funny! We are...
791
00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:12,422
Look at this bitch!
792
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,324
What's that you called my sister?
793
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:17,461
- What the fuck?
- The fuck you are rolling up on for, cuz?
794
00:43:17,462 --> 00:43:18,462
- Huh?
- He must don't know. He can't know.
795
00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:20,230
He can't know.
796
00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:22,599
I said, "Stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch!"
797
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,368
- Fucked, my boy!
- That's what I said, cuz!
798
00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:25,769
This nigga got me fucked up!
799
00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,604
Man, show 'em what
you do. Oh, shit!
800
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,574
- Hold on, nigga.
- It's back here. There you go!
801
00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:32,309
OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga!
Okay. Now what?
802
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:33,610
I'm about to put
this nigga in a box.
803
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,412
Don't do it. Calm down.
You know how you get.
804
00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,514
Six feet under, nigga! You hear me?
805
00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,516
- Funeral service! Nigga, I...
- It's seven now. It's seven feet...
806
00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:41,218
Nigga, I'm talking
face on a brochure!
807
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,486
- Boy!
- Lights out!
808
00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:44,588
- Okay!
- Hear me? Clap on, clap off!
809
00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:47,157
- Okay!
- See, you got me fucked up, cuz.
810
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,026
- Comeback! Comeback! Comeback!
- You got me fucked up, cuz!
811
00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:50,794
- Pretty Thug, nigga! You understand?
- Comeback! Okay!
812
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,529
- You don't know, ask somebody.
- Okay!
813
00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:55,399
Don't fuck around and get shot
by a pretty nigga, nigga!
814
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,800
- What is he talking about?
- Excuse me, what?
815
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,802
I said, "OG Lil' Pretty Thug!"
816
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,270
- Come again, say what?
- I'm... I'm telling...
817
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:02,139
Oh, shit!
818
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,981
- This nigga real! This nigga real!
- Oh, shit!
819
00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:07,310
Oh, shit. This
motherfucker is strong!
820
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,479
Fucking thug, nigga.
I'll kill you, bitch!
821
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,149
Oh, Jesus Christ and the Latter
Day Saints. What the fuck?
822
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,217
Bam! Get the grenade
on this nigga, man!
823
00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:16,653
- Get us a what?
- Grenade this nigga, man!
824
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,587
Pray to him! Pray to him!
825
00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:22,559
Put him down! He
don't deserve that.
826
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,161
Get this cholo, nigga!
827
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,929
Damn! I'm too pretty for this shit.
828
00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:35,472
God damn! That nigga threw you!
829
00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:38,575
Shit!
830
00:44:38,576 --> 00:44:40,342
Oh, shit! Nigga!
831
00:44:44,347 --> 00:44:45,415
I feel that shit!
832
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,850
Enough! Enough!
833
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,251
Listen to me!
834
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,720
Shit!
835
00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:53,190
I always wanted to do that, eh?
836
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,491
Hey, Bam, grab my gun!
837
00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:56,793
Excuse me, say what?
838
00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:58,562
Grab my gun!
839
00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,430
- Come again, say what?
- Get my gun!
840
00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:03,871
I can't understand you. Oh, shit!
Hey, you can't shoot a nigga...
841
00:45:03,872 --> 00:45:06,136
with Jesus on their face. Now
come on, in the name of Allah!
842
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:08,672
Don't do it. Fall back,
Holmes. Fall back.
843
00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:10,172
Okay!
844
00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:20,048
What's that you said
about my sister?
845
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:23,018
Will about mine, cuz...
846
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:29,226
No bullets?
847
00:45:30,828 --> 00:45:33,695
This motherfucker put
no bullets in his gun.
848
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,518
Looks like your life is
full of blanks, fool.
849
00:45:39,537 --> 00:45:42,305
Hey, that's The New Boyz?
They just cut their new album.
850
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:43,872
Fuck that shit.
851
00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:46,143
Just come on, nigga!
852
00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:49,146
I'm not getting up.
853
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:51,481
This nasty! I've been
fucked up, nigga.
854
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:52,482
Y'all got me fucked up!
855
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,351
All the way up.
856
00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:58,053
You talking like a real gigo. You
talking like a real gigo, man.
857
00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:03,326
Oh, shit! We made it to World Star?
858
00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:04,628
Man, that shit's crazy.
859
00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:06,229
Hey, nigga, I killed
them niggas off.
860
00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:07,731
Ain't that some good shit.
861
00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:09,566
- Hey, y'all.
- Hear that, nigga.
862
00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:11,835
Look whose mom finally
let him out the house.
863
00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:14,604
Hey, y'all are wack. You
hating 'cause my momma care.
864
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:18,575
Ghetto-ass mama. She
care about gun play.
865
00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:21,311
Did you see your little cameo
on World Star? Check it out.
866
00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:22,546
Got a million views.
867
00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:23,747
Is it tight?
868
00:46:23,748 --> 00:46:25,715
Yo!
869
00:46:27,585 --> 00:46:29,252
Loser!
870
00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:31,254
Langston, can I use your
phone to call Anastacia?
871
00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,822
Why don't you call at your crib?
872
00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:35,492
Well, we don't have a house phone.
873
00:46:35,493 --> 00:46:37,460
All we got is my mom's pager.
874
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,863
Besides, I need the moral
support from my guys, you know?
875
00:46:39,864 --> 00:46:42,030
I'm mad nervous, y'all.
876
00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:45,235
For sure. Call her.
877
00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:48,904
And I'm gonna call George
Kush and light up this blunt.
878
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,944
You know what? I can't
believe they beat my record.
879
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:58,548
You know I hold the record for
most videos retired on 106...
880
00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,850
And this one is smashing it.
How many days it's been over?
881
00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:03,386
Cut it! 78 days!
882
00:47:18,802 --> 00:47:20,270
Hello!
883
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:22,037
Yo, it's Jason.
884
00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:25,006
Who the hell is Jason?
885
00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:27,944
What do you want with my daughter?
886
00:47:27,945 --> 00:47:32,315
Hey, sir, it's Jason and I want
to speak with Anastacia, sir.
887
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:33,917
Man, you didn't answer my
question. Who are you?
888
00:47:33,918 --> 00:47:36,486
And what the fuck do you
want with my daughter?
889
00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:40,357
Uh... Me and Anastacia are ass-mates...
I mean classmates!
890
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,459
We share a room...
891
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:45,328
We share a classroom and I
help her with her homework.
892
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,664
And I wanted to know if she
needed any more help... Help...
893
00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:48,965
If she needed me to help
her with her homework.
894
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:53,068
- 'Cause I helped her with her homework.
- Hold on. Anastacia!
895
00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:55,837
I'm coming.
896
00:48:01,444 --> 00:48:03,111
Hello?
897
00:48:03,947 --> 00:48:05,781
Hey, Anastacia.
898
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,485
Jason?
899
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:11,520
Yeah. I thought this
was your cell phone.
900
00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:15,358
I lost my cell phone.
This is my home phone.
901
00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:16,992
What's up?
902
00:48:17,627 --> 00:48:21,064
Uh, nothing. What's up with you?
903
00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:23,433
Hey, yo, tell her to put the
phone up to her coochie!
904
00:48:25,369 --> 00:48:26,569
Shut up!
905
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,871
- Excuse me?
- Uh...
906
00:48:27,872 --> 00:48:30,807
Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.
907
00:48:30,808 --> 00:48:33,310
Um...
908
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,879
I guess I'll see you
later on at the lock-in.
909
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,947
Later on.
910
00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:39,815
I guess so.
911
00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,968
Straight crash and burn!
912
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,037
You got all shook when her
dad got on the phone.
913
00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:03,006
It was downhill from there.
914
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,642
She probably thinks you are a
big-ass dork right about now.
915
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,510
I told you about them
Mexican daddies, man.
916
00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:09,612
No niggers in mi casa, fool!
917
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:13,049
Confidence, bro. That's all it is.
Stop being so fuckin' nervous.
918
00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:15,116
Yeah, virgin!
919
00:49:21,491 --> 00:49:23,360
Who was that on the phone?
920
00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:25,729
Nobody. It was just
a friend from school.
921
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:29,032
- He was helping me with homework.
- Oh, yeah? He's helping you out.
922
00:49:29,033 --> 00:49:32,535
And your little friend from
school. Is he anegrito?
923
00:49:32,536 --> 00:49:34,137
What does it matter?
924
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,607
Orale, Kim Kardashian?
Now you're dating black guys?
925
00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,008
- Papa!
- Papa?
926
00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:40,777
Don't papa me.
927
00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:44,013
Okay, I know how suave
black guys are.
928
00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:48,651
They talk to you with that Mack Daddy
lingo, holding their giant penises.
929
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:51,988
All right, and I could tell by
this kid's voice, over the phone,
930
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,389
it was all deep, he's
got a giant palo.
931
00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:56,393
No, he doesn't.
932
00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:57,660
What did you say?
933
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,496
Nothing.
934
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:02,699
Look, Ana, you're a beautiful
Latina, which means...
935
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:04,000
Which means what?
936
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:07,437
Which means you're fertile as hell.
937
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:11,007
I don't want some little black
nappy-headed baby with a big penis
938
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:14,811
running around this house, touching all
my shit, and leaving him for me to raise.
939
00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:16,713
- I can't believe we're talking...
- Big black baby.
940
00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:18,782
about this right now. I'm a virgin.
941
00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:23,586
I didn't run off like you and Mom
and get pregnant when I was 16.
942
00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:27,123
All right, well, at least I stuck
around to take care of my children.
943
00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:30,727
Those black guys come around with their
cool talk and they get you in bed,
944
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:33,496
and when you get pregnant,
they turn into magicians.
945
00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:34,898
Magicians?
946
00:50:34,899 --> 00:50:38,001
Yeah, magicians, like that acho we
saw at the casino, David Coppertone.
947
00:50:38,002 --> 00:50:39,836
- Yeah, Coppertone.
- He was good.
948
00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:40,837
- Yeah, it was funny.
- The rabbits?
949
00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:42,705
Yeah, they were cute.
950
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:44,140
They disappear.
951
00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:46,843
I don't want you to become
a statistic. All right?
952
00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:50,613
I'm telling you because I want you to
take care of yourself. I care about you.
953
00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:53,883
Papa, don't worry about me.
Worry about your sons.
954
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,052
Like Junior, the one that
just got out of jail?
955
00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,756
Or this one.
956
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,624
The 18-year-old who
still wears slippers
957
00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:03,126
because he doesn't know
how to tie his shoes.
958
00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:05,093
Hmm?
959
00:51:06,629 --> 00:51:08,965
Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.
960
00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:11,634
I just think the concept
of laces is stupid.
961
00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:14,504
I would have to agree
with Flaco on that one.
962
00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:17,140
Who asked you to talk,ese,
and why are you always here?
963
00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:20,643
Yeah. Why are you always here?
964
00:51:20,644 --> 00:51:22,045
What do you mean? I'm family.
965
00:51:22,046 --> 00:51:23,813
How are you family, fool?
966
00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:26,581
Yeah. How are you family, fool?
967
00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:31,888
I'm second cousin to your third
cousin's cunado, El Machete,
968
00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:33,656
who married Consuela,
who was married
969
00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:35,892
to Pablo before and
then escaped to the US.
970
00:51:35,893 --> 00:51:39,696
After that, El Machete took care
of me, and then he disappeared.
971
00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:41,965
So, I didn't know what to do.
So I just came here.
972
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:44,106
And that's all I have
to say about that.
973
00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:47,237
And you want me to be
with somebody like this?
974
00:51:47,238 --> 00:51:49,270
Gosh, Papa.
975
00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:52,942
Shit, she might have a point.
976
00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:57,013
Power 106! DJ Sully Sal.
977
00:51:57,014 --> 00:52:00,783
The moment you've been
waiting for is going down.
978
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,986
We're gonna lock your asses in.
979
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:06,723
At the talent contest we will
be making some stars tonight.
980
00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:08,892
You know how we do it. Y'all ready?
981
00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:13,530
It's all about Unity in the Community!
Yo, Monte Vista, let's go!
982
00:52:13,531 --> 00:52:15,899
We got The Rej3ctz in the house!
983
00:52:48,631 --> 00:52:51,668
Oh, snap! The Rangers
are in the house!
984
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:54,469
They're the favorites to win
the contest tonight, y'all.
985
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:04,212
You Ranger boys better
behave yourselves tonight.
986
00:53:06,849 --> 00:53:08,952
I'm gonna behave on
that ass tonight.
987
00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,352
Yeah, Ms. Johnson got cakes.
988
00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:14,090
I ain't gonna lie.
She is nice looking.
989
00:53:14,091 --> 00:53:16,225
Come on, man.
990
00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:19,526
What you're really supposed to be
worried about is Anastacia tonight.
991
00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:24,667
Nigga, this ain't the Disney Channel.
You better go handle that.
992
00:53:24,668 --> 00:53:26,736
She practically throwing her
pussy at you, fuck boy.
993
00:53:26,737 --> 00:53:28,957
All you got to do is catch it.
994
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:31,841
I don't even know
what to do, y'all.
995
00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:33,643
I know what this
little nigga needs.
996
00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:35,584
Seven minutes of heaven.
997
00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:39,983
Hey!
998
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:42,185
Everybody got their
name in the hat?
999
00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:45,054
For sure. Y'all know
how this goes down.
1000
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,123
Seven minutes of heaven.
1001
00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:49,025
I pick two names out of this cap,
1002
00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:51,886
y'all go into this closet
right here for seven minutes.
1003
00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:54,596
First two names are...
1004
00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:58,634
Julian and Big Booty Becky.
1005
00:53:59,102 --> 00:54:00,835
Get in.
1006
00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:03,072
What a nasty ho!
1007
00:54:04,308 --> 00:54:05,874
Seven minutes.
1008
00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:08,476
So, what's up, Becky?
1009
00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,913
Absolutely nothing.
1010
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,082
For seven minutes.
1011
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,823
Come on, don't be like that.
1012
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:17,252
Ow.
1013
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:23,826
Doesn't this just get
your adrenaline going?
1014
00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:26,896
It's like a dominatrix has
your balls in a vice grip!
1015
00:54:26,897 --> 00:54:31,134
This is what super cops
do, right, Lagney?
1016
00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:32,769
What the fuck are you doing?
1017
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,271
- I've had three of these things...
- Shit.
1018
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,873
The best.
1019
00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:39,676
What happens when you
lick a goat's ass?
1020
00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:42,311
Ah...
1021
00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,452
Pay attention, fucker!
1022
00:54:51,087 --> 00:54:53,322
- I think you're beautiful.
- What?
1023
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:54,904
I think you're beautiful.
1024
00:54:56,859 --> 00:54:58,795
You're beautiful.
1025
00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,064
Get your hand off my
tit, man! I'm driving.
1026
00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:03,565
I like you.
1027
00:55:06,969 --> 00:55:08,304
So we not gonna do nothing, Becky?
1028
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:11,340
Would you even be interested if I
didn't have this big ol' booty on me?
1029
00:55:11,341 --> 00:55:13,910
What? What kind of
question is that?
1030
00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:17,180
That's what I thought. All
you like me for is my booty.
1031
00:55:17,181 --> 00:55:19,614
It's such a nice booty.
1032
00:55:21,017 --> 00:55:24,320
Plus, you got a cute smile.
1033
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,956
And a dimple that only
comes out when you laugh.
1034
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:28,157
Aw.
1035
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:30,793
See, I'm a nice guy.
1036
00:55:30,794 --> 00:55:32,028
One minute left!
1037
00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:33,930
Shit, that's all I need.
1038
00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:35,930
You don't got to tell me twice.
1039
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,202
Daddy about to get it on.
1040
00:55:40,404 --> 00:55:42,371
Fuck!
1041
00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:43,840
You love the white chocolate.
1042
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:46,909
I normally don't date white
women. But when I do...
1043
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:50,513
What are y'all doing out in this
hallway? Get to the dance!
1044
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:53,816
The question is, sir, what
are you doing out here?
1045
00:55:53,817 --> 00:55:57,019
Well, I'm the Principal.
What are you doing...
1046
00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:01,157
Do you got an ETA on The New Boyz?
1047
00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:04,460
No, but we know about
Ms. Johnson's T n' A.
1048
00:56:04,461 --> 00:56:06,896
You better watch your mouth.
1049
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:09,866
Sitting up there talking about you know
something about Ms. Johnson's DNA...
1050
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,001
Yo, what the hell is
going on out there?
1051
00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:16,038
Uh, Principal Rogers, as soon
as I hear about The New Boyz,
1052
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,940
I'll come look for you, bro.
1053
00:56:17,941 --> 00:56:20,076
Yeah, you do that.
1054
00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:22,445
Snitchin' ass nigga. You know
a snitch don't like a snitch.
1055
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:25,446
You take it easy and get
to the dance, nigga.
1056
00:56:26,382 --> 00:56:27,982
Will do, sir.
1057
00:56:34,123 --> 00:56:36,459
Hey, y'all give it up for
the Supa Sizers, y'all!
1058
00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:51,406
Do the shit!
1059
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:53,441
Do the shit!
1060
00:56:59,282 --> 00:57:01,184
Next two names are...
1061
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:05,520
Jason and Anastacia.
1062
00:57:07,123 --> 00:57:12,295
Okay, I guess y'all are not
feeling the Supa Sizers.
1063
00:57:12,296 --> 00:57:15,464
The New Boyz are on their way and we
still got the talent contest coming up.
1064
00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:18,067
The Sweet Gyrls, The Rangers...
1065
00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:22,036
Seven minutes.
1066
00:57:29,478 --> 00:57:30,913
Have you done this before?
1067
00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:32,982
Nope.
1068
00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:35,583
Me either. Kinda awkward, huh?
1069
00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:38,419
Yeah. Very.
1070
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,896
Power 106!
1071
00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:48,965
We are broadcasting live from
Monte Vista High School,
1072
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:51,167
it's all about Unity
in the Community.
1073
00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:54,136
And we're waiting on The
New Boyz. Where y'all at, man?
1074
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,804
- Hey, nigga. Wake the fuck up!
- Yeah, nigga.
1075
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:02,478
Man, fuck these niggas. Hurry up so we
can bash this thing at the lock-in.
1076
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:05,381
All right, that's my nigga.
Now we're talking.
1077
00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:10,453
- Whee!
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
1078
00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,889
Get your ass out of my face!
1079
00:58:12,890 --> 00:58:14,323
Soft as a baby's butt!
1080
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,424
Are you fucking crazy?
1081
00:58:17,426 --> 00:58:20,196
Normally we have these
missions more intact.
1082
00:58:20,197 --> 00:58:22,999
But it seems that my partner has taken
some kind of controlled substance.
1083
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,067
I'm R. Kelly, bitch.
1084
00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:27,236
Mmm...
1085
00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:29,103
What the fuck are you doing?
1086
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:31,974
Are you nuts?
1087
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:36,512
Peaches! Bitch, bring your ass out
the house with my goddamn money.
1088
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,348
I'll blow every window in that
raggedy fuckin' condo out.
1089
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,816
What the fuck are you doing, man?
1090
00:58:43,185 --> 00:58:45,554
Bring your ass out here!
I'm gonna kill you!
1091
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,189
Oh!
1092
00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:55,231
One minute left!
1093
00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:57,466
So... There's no
chance that I can...
1094
00:58:57,467 --> 00:58:59,235
You're not getting my panties.
1095
00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:00,303
What?
1096
00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:01,971
I know all about it.
1097
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:07,243
Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine,
who told me all about your mission.
1098
00:59:07,244 --> 00:59:08,444
Kinda stupid, huh?
1099
00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:10,513
Yeah.
1100
00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:12,613
And I can't go out like that.
1101
00:59:13,115 --> 00:59:14,717
I understand.
1102
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:17,852
And honestly, I respect
you more for it.
1103
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,356
Thanks.
1104
00:59:20,357 --> 00:59:21,958
You're sweet.
1105
00:59:21,959 --> 00:59:23,591
Doing good, cowboy.
1106
00:59:24,093 --> 00:59:25,361
Thanks, man.
1107
00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:27,094
Thanks for what?
1108
00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:29,632
Uh, nothing.
1109
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,701
You like to talk to
yourself a lot, don't you?
1110
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:33,768
Me? No.
1111
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,406
It's okay.
1112
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:42,211
I used to do the same thing ever since
my mom died when I was really young.
1113
00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:44,747
I had this toy unicorn that
I would always talk to.
1114
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:47,083
It was my best friend.
1115
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,151
Unicorns have a lot
of wisdom, you know?
1116
00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:52,088
I bet not as much as cowboys.
1117
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,622
Unicorns don't exist, so...
1118
00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:57,326
You hit Bigfoot!
1119
00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:59,161
What the fuck did you make me do?
1120
00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:00,663
I didn't hit Bigfoot.
1121
01:00:00,664 --> 01:00:02,730
Who gives a fuck? Look at the car!
1122
01:00:03,232 --> 01:00:04,333
Oh, fuck!
1123
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:06,335
Are we gonna help her?
1124
01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:09,170
I'm going to commandeer this
vehicle. I gotta get those guys.
1125
01:00:09,171 --> 01:00:10,439
Sorry, Bigfoot.
1126
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,775
- Fucking door doesn't work. Follow me!
- So sorry.
1127
01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:15,511
- Follow me, you fucking idiot.
- Yes!
1128
01:00:15,512 --> 01:00:18,247
Hey, yo ladies, make some
noise for Floor Cat!
1129
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:42,837
Not so fast, Day Day.
1130
01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:47,343
Wow. Looks like
everyone is hooking up.
1131
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:48,843
You wanna dance?
1132
01:00:50,546 --> 01:00:52,114
Sure!
1133
01:00:52,115 --> 01:00:54,283
This is my song.
1134
01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:16,737
Sometimes you gotta
love your dance steps.
1135
01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:21,410
Oh!
1136
01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:23,145
Hey. We're here.
Yeah, you are here.
1137
01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:24,213
- Get to the dance.
- Yes, sir!
1138
01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,714
- Get to the dance.
- Punks!
1139
01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:28,317
Get your hands off my bitch!
Now, get to the dance.
1140
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:31,686
Get your hands... Get off me, boy!
Get to the dance!
1141
01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:41,996
Y'all ready, homie? You ready, Cuz?
1142
01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,601
What about you? Is you ready?
1143
01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:47,403
- Uh-huh.
- They whooped your ass, man.
1144
01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:48,804
They wouldn't have did
that to me, though.
1145
01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:51,307
I'll tell you that right now.
You know how I get.
1146
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:54,110
Man, fuck that shit, man! You
ready to ride out or what, nigga?
1147
01:01:54,111 --> 01:01:55,511
- Excuse me, say what?
- Man, you heard me!
1148
01:01:55,512 --> 01:01:57,413
Come again, say what?
1149
01:01:57,414 --> 01:02:00,616
Man, why every time a nigga say something to
you, cuz, you act like you can't hear me?
1150
01:02:00,617 --> 01:02:02,785
The fuck is wrong with you? You go
deaf from all them shots, nigga?
1151
01:02:02,786 --> 01:02:05,488
No nigga, it was my mamma's pussy.
1152
01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:08,424
If I hadn't told you yet, my mamma
had an outbreak on her pussy lip
1153
01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:10,359
'cause she got herpes, right?
1154
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,729
When she had me, the herpes
hit my ear, fucked me all up.
1155
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,865
- What?
- But we in good standing.
1156
01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:18,267
Bitch! Bitch nasty!
1157
01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:19,768
Excuse me, say what?
1158
01:02:19,769 --> 01:02:21,570
Nasty bitch! Come again, say what?
1159
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:24,206
I know, let's ride!
1160
01:02:24,207 --> 01:02:26,342
We got The New Boyz in the house!
1161
01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:08,184
Man.
1162
01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:11,052
How long do we have to wait
for to give the beat down?
1163
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:13,923
Told you, Junior said midnight.
1164
01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:16,090
Shit! I'm bored, eh!
1165
01:03:18,194 --> 01:03:19,528
It's not fair.
1166
01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:21,664
What's not fair?
1167
01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:25,334
Anastacia and her friends and everybody
are partying and dancing the night away.
1168
01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:27,968
While we're just here.
Sitting and waiting.
1169
01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:32,206
Shit. I wanna dance.
1170
01:03:35,778 --> 01:03:37,978
Fuck it. Dance, man!
1171
01:03:38,514 --> 01:03:40,114
Dance!
1172
01:03:41,350 --> 01:03:43,652
Hit it, Whispers!
1173
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,153
Yeah!
1174
01:03:57,366 --> 01:03:59,626
Yeah, you tell them
to pull off that one!
1175
01:04:01,770 --> 01:04:04,572
That's all I gotta say about that.
1176
01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:08,010
Ooh!
1177
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,579
Oh, yeah!
1178
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,881
I ripped my pants and I don't care.
1179
01:04:15,885 --> 01:04:17,953
But it's talent
contest time, y'all.
1180
01:04:17,954 --> 01:04:21,290
If anybody out there can
use an extra $2,000,
1181
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,425
you better be hot
tonight! All right?
1182
01:04:23,426 --> 01:04:26,629
So let's give it up right now
for our first contestants.
1183
01:04:26,630 --> 01:04:30,064
Make some noise for
the Sweet Gyrls!
1184
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,869
♪ Holla, holla, baby
1185
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,905
♪ Show me that you really want me
1186
01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:38,874
♪ 'Cause I need to hear it
Uh-huh
1187
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,677
♪ Go ahead and push up on me
1188
01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:44,280
♪ I can tell you really want
1189
01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:46,615
♪ Really want me
1190
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:49,385
♪ Your kiss and your touch
1191
01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:51,954
♪ Feels so damn good
1192
01:04:51,955 --> 01:04:53,856
♪ Getting under my skin
1193
01:04:53,857 --> 01:04:56,458
♪ Try to fight it but I can't win
1194
01:04:56,459 --> 01:04:58,427
♪ This is all your fault
1195
01:04:58,428 --> 01:05:00,729
♪ Boy, I love the way you touch me
1196
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:04,933
♪ Baby, you touch
me in the best way
1197
01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:09,471
♪ I think I love you
What can I say?
1198
01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:11,740
♪ Caught me by surprise
1199
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,777
Oh!
♪ Showed me your disguise
1200
01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:18,614
♪ Made it to your arms
and I love it
1201
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:22,618
♪ Yeah, baby, baby I love
the way you touched me
1202
01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:25,487
♪ Touched me!
1203
01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:27,923
♪ Touched me!
1204
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,626
♪ Touched me!
1205
01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:32,961
♪ Touch me, tease me
I'm trying to make it easy
1206
01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:35,764
♪ You're singing to my tune
like your name is Lil Weezy
1207
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:38,100
♪ 500 degrees
More than just breezy
1208
01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,502
♪ Hot, but the flow
is snowman, cheesy!
1209
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:43,105
♪ And I want to make
it real with you
1210
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:45,007
Show love, baby!
1211
01:05:45,008 --> 01:05:46,608
What?
1212
01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:48,110
♪ I'm trying to settle down
1213
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,579
♪ Ain't nothing
I'll be scared of now
1214
01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:52,614
♪ To the top of the world
We can soar for miles
1215
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,117
♪ Baby, let them haters
hate I'mma hold you down
1216
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:57,753
♪ Even though I didn't grow
up on your side of town
1217
01:05:57,754 --> 01:06:00,022
♪ I'mma throw up your
set when we riding out
1218
01:06:00,023 --> 01:06:04,026
♪ Baby, you touch
me in the best way
1219
01:06:04,027 --> 01:06:05,961
All right. Man, you
seeing this, my nigga?
1220
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,561
It's cheating.
1221
01:06:08,697 --> 01:06:11,367
♪ Caught me by surprise
1222
01:06:11,368 --> 01:06:14,370
♪ Showed me your disguise
1223
01:06:14,371 --> 01:06:17,606
♪ Made it to your arms
and I love it
1224
01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:22,478
♪ Yeah, baby, baby
I love the way you touched me
1225
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:24,980
♪ Touched me!
1226
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,416
♪ Touched me!
1227
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:30,317
♪ Touched me! ♪
1228
01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:38,959
Tastes like candy!
1229
01:06:48,804 --> 01:06:50,105
- Come on.
- Oh, hell no!
1230
01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:53,108
Y'all suck!
1231
01:06:53,109 --> 01:06:54,975
What's up, man?
1232
01:06:56,078 --> 01:06:59,181
That's how those pimp
bangers do it, homie!
1233
01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,983
Man! That shit was horrible.
1234
01:07:00,984 --> 01:07:02,818
- Hey man, your mama like it.
- Shut up!
1235
01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:04,920
Yeah. What the hell
is RGOKY anyway?
1236
01:07:04,921 --> 01:07:08,023
- Ranger Gang, Kill Yourselves.
- Last but not least!
1237
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:11,460
- Now get out the way.
- Give it up for The Rangers!
1238
01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,531
Come on!
1239
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,433
♪ One honey, two honey,
three honey, four
1240
01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:19,601
♪ Five honey, six honey,
seven honey, more
1241
01:07:19,602 --> 01:07:21,603
♪ I need a tip, tip
1242
01:07:21,604 --> 01:07:22,905
♪ I need a tip, tip
1243
01:07:22,906 --> 01:07:24,506
I got you babe!
1244
01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:26,909
♪ One honey, two honey,
three honey, four
1245
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:29,178
♪ Five honey, six honey,
seven honey, more
1246
01:07:29,179 --> 01:07:34,116
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip
1247
01:07:34,117 --> 01:07:36,652
♪ I said, it's 6:00 in the morning
and she be tipping on my dick
1248
01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,720
Tipping on my dick tip
Tipping on my dick!
1249
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,223
♪ Make her scream "Rangers"
when I'm hitting that shit
1250
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,692
♪ Low riders, can you
fit up in my whip
1251
01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:46,495
♪ I got a bad bitch but
she wouldn't get evicted!
1252
01:07:46,496 --> 01:07:48,630
♪ She gave me a lap
dance, now I'm addicted
1253
01:07:48,631 --> 01:07:50,966
♪ Standing at attention
That's where my dick is
1254
01:07:50,967 --> 01:07:53,235
♪ Counting all this money
Hi, momma, come and get this
1255
01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:55,871
♪ One honey, two honey,
three honey, four
1256
01:07:55,872 --> 01:07:57,806
♪ Five honey, six honey,
seven honey, more
1257
01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,975
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1258
01:07:59,976 --> 01:08:02,744
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1259
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,247
♪ One honey, two honey,
three honey, four
1260
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:07,616
♪ Five honey, six honey,
seven honey, more
1261
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:12,988
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1262
01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:14,957
♪ Funky-fresh, dressed to impress
Ready to party!
1263
01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:17,226
♪ White boys in my pocket
Hos feeling up my body
1264
01:08:17,227 --> 01:08:19,862
♪ Cristal, OJ and Bacardi
1265
01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:22,097
♪ Stupid paper
My wallet is retarded!
1266
01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,833
♪ I get money
Money I got!
1267
01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:26,802
♪ Well I need a tip. ♪
Then make that booty pop.
1268
01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,771
♪ Make that booty pop.
Baby don't stop, drop!
1269
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:31,807
♪ Like, Uncle Snoop say,
"Drop it like it's hot"
1270
01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:34,042
♪ One honey, two honey,
three honey, four
1271
01:08:34,043 --> 01:08:36,111
♪ Five honey, six honey,
seven honey, more
1272
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,614
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1273
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:41,216
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip
1274
01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:43,852
♪ One honey, two honey,
three honey, four
1275
01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:45,921
♪ Five honey, six honey,
seven honey, more
1276
01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:48,690
♪ I need a tip, tip, tip, tip ♪
1277
01:08:50,593 --> 01:08:52,261
What the hell is you doing, man?
Get up, man. Come on.
1278
01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:54,196
Shit!
1279
01:08:54,197 --> 01:08:55,831
- Shit!
- We're in the middle of a party.
1280
01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:57,566
I'm good. Thank you.
1281
01:08:57,567 --> 01:08:59,902
Get that brownie off my record!
1282
01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:04,640
Damn, if this'll ruin The Rangers'
chance to win the contest,
1283
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,702
it'll ruin my chance
with Anastacia.
1284
01:09:08,610 --> 01:09:10,644
Oh, come on, buckaroo!
1285
01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:15,017
You got this.
1286
01:09:15,018 --> 01:09:16,618
Prairie Puff Man is right.
1287
01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:18,252
I can do this.
1288
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,157
Yo, listen.
1289
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,091
I can do this.
1290
01:09:27,162 --> 01:09:29,298
What do I got to lose?
1291
01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:32,100
♪ Listen. They call me
J-Extra, Yeah boy, I'm next up
1292
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:33,702
♪ Lippin 'em, flippin
'em, rippin 'em, yeah!
1293
01:09:33,703 --> 01:09:35,170
♪ Tippin' them, tippin' the scales
1294
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:37,639
♪ I used to be scared
But now I gotta man up!
1295
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,975
♪ Do it like my mamma told
me, "Why you got a tan?"
1296
01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:42,644
♪ Smoke like the Prairie
Puff Man, have I had enough!
1297
01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:44,813
♪ It's so tough, so
rough, so tough, tough!
1298
01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:47,149
♪ But I just fell in
love with Anastacia
1299
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:49,851
♪ Yeah, do your thang, girl
I like how you love me ♪
1300
01:09:54,656 --> 01:09:55,657
Go Jason!
1301
01:10:03,065 --> 01:10:05,732
I fucks with The Rangers!
1302
01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:12,941
Oh, my God! You were amazing!
1303
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:16,078
Yo, J-Extra. You saved us, dawg!
1304
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:18,113
You did that, my dude. Respect!
1305
01:10:18,114 --> 01:10:20,349
Yo, Jay, where did that come from?
1306
01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:23,018
I honestly couldn't even tell
you, it just, like, came to me.
1307
01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:26,254
- Yo. You see this right here, right?
- Got someone who need that.
1308
01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:29,758
You know what I'm saying? Somebody's
about to walk away with $2,000.
1309
01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:33,996
You know what I'm saying? DJ Felli Fel,
Power 106, Unity in the Community.
1310
01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:37,332
It's been a great night. And to
announce your winner right now,
1311
01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,835
y'all give it up for The New Boyz!
1312
01:10:49,211 --> 01:10:53,315
Yo, this was a dope-ass
night of performances.
1313
01:10:53,316 --> 01:10:57,052
Hell yeah. Some of y'all did
your thing tonight, man!
1314
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:59,421
Some of y'all were
complete failures.
1315
01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:00,889
Fucking booty.
1316
01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:05,827
But yo, man, on the real though,
there can only be one winner.
1317
01:11:05,828 --> 01:11:08,797
And this group crushed it!
Murdered it! Killed it.
1318
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:12,267
So, give it up for
tonight's winner!
1319
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,036
Motherfucking...
1320
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,671
Sweet Gyrls!
1321
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,840
Huh?
1322
01:11:18,841 --> 01:11:20,676
- We won!
- This is so exciting!
1323
01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,077
- Thank you!
- My goodness!
1324
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:23,979
Tell me that shit did
not just happen, bro.
1325
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,681
Yo, I needed that two grand.
1326
01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:27,182
How did we lose?
1327
01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:31,186
- We must've got these niggas tripping, bro!
- Yo, look at how high they are.
1328
01:11:31,187 --> 01:11:32,754
Don't even know who the fuck
they're picking right now.
1329
01:11:32,755 --> 01:11:34,156
So excited!
1330
01:11:34,157 --> 01:11:37,726
Oh shit! Day Day, it's 12:00.
1331
01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:39,928
Time for me to go face
the music, you feel me?
1332
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,363
Wait. Hold up. What's 12:00?
1333
01:11:41,364 --> 01:11:44,565
Yo. That's the end of
the talent show, y'all.
1334
01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:54,309
Day Day, I know you don't want to
get into it with the Ese's, man.
1335
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,778
Shit!
1336
01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,414
Yo Junior, I tried to get your money by
midnight. But I need some more time.
1337
01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:01,016
You can do whatever you want to me.
1338
01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:02,878
But please, don't hurt my family.
1339
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,090
I ain't got insurance, Junior!
1340
01:12:12,027 --> 01:12:14,863
Junior says, "Time's up!"
1341
01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:17,332
Man, Day Day ain't going nowhere.
1342
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,499
You're going to have
to kill us all.
1343
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,373
Cool.
1344
01:12:25,374 --> 01:12:27,409
No. Fuck that. It's cool, bro.
1345
01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:31,279
It's time for me to handle this debt
by myself. Like a man. So what's up?
1346
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,482
- What's up?
- Junior!
1347
01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:35,784
Flaco, no!
1348
01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:38,186
Anastacia, what are you doing here?
Get outta here, go!
1349
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,848
Anastacia, go back to the gym.
We good, I promise.
1350
01:12:46,161 --> 01:12:48,196
Don't talk to my
sister like that, ese.
1351
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,696
Stop it!
1352
01:12:51,299 --> 01:12:54,402
We'll blast through Mexicans tonight
for what they did to you, OG.
1353
01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:56,772
Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, cuz!
1354
01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,141
What?
1355
01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:01,376
Nigga what?
1356
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:06,307
Oh, we could've made some Mexican
cunt salad around this motherfucker.
1357
01:13:23,565 --> 01:13:25,433
Now is the time, my son!
1358
01:13:25,434 --> 01:13:27,734
This is your hero moment!
1359
01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:52,060
Oh!
1360
01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:55,362
I'm fine!
1361
01:13:56,431 --> 01:13:58,031
Are you okay?
1362
01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:01,435
Oh, my God, Jason. You're hurt.
1363
01:14:12,581 --> 01:14:14,616
Everybody, freeze!
1364
01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,618
- What the hell is going on here?
- Yeah!
1365
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,119
Stand back! We got this.
1366
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,889
Everybody freeze!
1367
01:14:20,890 --> 01:14:23,091
We got this. We got
this under control!
1368
01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,692
Great frickin' police work.
1369
01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:30,465
Can I just talk to
him for one second.
1370
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:34,006
You got one minute, then we need to get
him to the hospital to get sewn up.
1371
01:14:34,135 --> 01:14:36,972
Look. I'm sorry all this happened.
1372
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:40,774
This whole money thing with Day Day and
your brother got way out of hand. And...
1373
01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:43,977
Playa, playa!
1374
01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:50,751
Day Day.
1375
01:14:52,020 --> 01:14:54,721
Appreciate your little
homie saving my sister.
1376
01:14:56,224 --> 01:14:58,558
You still owe Junior $2,000.
1377
01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:05,699
This ain't over.
1378
01:15:09,504 --> 01:15:12,172
- What're you doing? That's your prize money.
- It's fine!
1379
01:15:14,576 --> 01:15:16,556
Jason told me to give this to you.
1380
01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:19,446
And he got the drawers, too.
1381
01:15:19,948 --> 01:15:22,651
I'll take that.
1382
01:15:22,652 --> 01:15:24,651
And I will take that!
1383
01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:29,557
Hey Jay, I appreciate the
way you came through, bro!
1384
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:32,327
That was some true
Ranger fashion. Salute.
1385
01:15:32,328 --> 01:15:35,563
I told you, man. We family, and
I consider y'all my friends.
1386
01:15:35,564 --> 01:15:39,067
Straight up, bro. You my friend.
And official Ranger member.
1387
01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:41,002
You deserve it!
1388
01:15:41,003 --> 01:15:44,406
Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find
the confidence to get the girl of my dreams.
1389
01:15:44,407 --> 01:15:45,607
Ow!
1390
01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:51,379
Now, I'm going to the
hospital with my boyfriend.
1391
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,982
Boyfriend? Papa ain't
gonna like that.
1392
01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:58,151
Oh, yeah? Well, he's just going to
have to deal with it! And so are you!
1393
01:15:58,653 --> 01:16:00,187
Uh-oh.
1394
01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:08,530
We gonna keep your
ass in our prayers.
1395
01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:10,999
Man, I wish I would've got shot.
1396
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,301
What is you talking about?
1397
01:16:13,302 --> 01:16:15,136
Do you know how much ass I would've
gotten on Monday, if I got shot?
1398
01:16:15,137 --> 01:16:17,037
- Wow!
- God, man!
1399
01:16:21,109 --> 01:16:23,645
You see, that's how
it really went down.
1400
01:16:23,646 --> 01:16:27,082
Fairytale endings do really
happen, even in the hood.
1401
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,517
Now all I need is a painless
circumcision and I'll be straight.
1402
01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:36,857
Who shot my baby?
1403
01:16:37,359 --> 01:16:39,260
Who shot my baby?
1404
01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:44,132
Everybody scatter! Everybody could
get some of this lead tonight!
1405
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:47,102
Fucking Kardashian
cheerleader bitches!
1406
01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:51,072
You fucking Rangers. I'll fuck 'em
and I'll kill you motherfuckers.
1407
01:16:51,073 --> 01:16:54,709
God damn it, everybody. You fucking
writers. You raggedy-ass producers.
1408
01:16:58,247 --> 01:17:00,582
All you bitches! Everybody
out there in the theater.
1409
01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:05,086
All you motherfucking Slurpee-serving,
popcorn-buttering motherfuckers!
1410
01:17:05,087 --> 01:17:08,156
And you bitches. I tell you, you
better not be bootlegging my shit.
1411
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:11,292
You better not bootleg this shit.
I'll come out there and I'll get you.
1412
01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:14,662
It's like in a Freddy Krueger movie.
I'll be back and get you in the sequel.
1413
01:17:14,663 --> 01:17:18,598
Motherfuckers! Deuce it!
You heard? What?
1414
01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:55,908
What the fuck going on
with the beats, y'all?
1415
01:19:56,357 --> 01:19:58,526
Hey nigga, fuck!
1416
01:19:58,527 --> 01:20:01,396
Shit's speedin' up. Shit, nigga!
1417
01:20:01,397 --> 01:20:04,097
I can't dance to this shit,
nigga! Shit, nigga!
1418
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:10,638
Nigga, oh shit! I can't
catch my breath, nigga.
1419
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,473
Oh shit, nigga. I hate this shit!
1420
01:20:20,248 --> 01:20:22,148
Bounce, nigga, bounce!
1421
01:20:22,850 --> 01:20:23,985
Bounce, bounce nigga!
1422
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:25,853
Come on!
1423
01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:27,488
Fuck that shit, nigga!
1424
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,692
Don't hate, participate.
1425
01:20:30,693 --> 01:20:32,927
Fuck that, nigga. I'm tired
of this bitch, nigga!
1426
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:47,440
Oh, shit!
1427
01:20:51,379 --> 01:20:54,040
Nigga, I'm sweatin' all
around my second belly there.
1428
01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,689
Can this be a movie?
1429
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,591
Like is this going
to be in the movies?
1430
01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:04,892
'Cause I can act.
1431
01:21:04,893 --> 01:21:06,394
Where are we starting?
1432
01:21:06,395 --> 01:21:07,462
From the top again, right?
1433
01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:09,462
What up, pretty bitches?
1434
01:21:11,399 --> 01:21:13,379
I got pussy hair tougher than you.
1435
01:21:14,702 --> 01:21:17,405
I fucked up on that.
1436
01:21:17,406 --> 01:21:20,106
- Fuckers!
- I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.
1437
01:21:21,442 --> 01:21:24,412
And if you look into the mirror,
you gonna think you look like
1438
01:21:24,413 --> 01:21:26,633
the little nigga on The
Lord of the Rings.
1439
01:21:26,981 --> 01:21:29,783
Give me the ring, Percy.
1440
01:21:30,351 --> 01:21:32,387
Get ready tonight, baby.
1441
01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:34,956
'Cause I'm gonna stick
this rat-tail up your ass.
1442
01:21:34,957 --> 01:21:38,059
And I like a woman that's
built like a mattress.
1443
01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,927
I'm gonna lay on you later.
1444
01:21:39,928 --> 01:21:41,696
I will.
1445
01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:43,765
Gonna stick my face in your ass.
1446
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:45,965
With an antibiotic in my mouth.
1447
01:21:46,701 --> 01:21:48,303
Y'all better not move.
1448
01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:49,771
Y'all better not move.
1449
01:21:49,772 --> 01:21:52,006
Dude with no shirt on,
with hard nipples.
1450
01:21:52,007 --> 01:21:53,808
And you're touching them.
1451
01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:55,777
A seven for your ass!
1452
01:21:55,778 --> 01:21:58,579
You ain't got bitch.
1453
01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,881
That bitch look good, though.
1454
01:21:59,882 --> 01:22:01,382
You got it.
1455
01:22:01,383 --> 01:22:03,318
She look good.
1456
01:22:03,319 --> 01:22:04,519
Yeah.
1457
01:22:06,889 --> 01:22:08,623
Give mamma a kiss before you go.
1458
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:48,595
Whoo-hoo!
1459
01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:03,111
You know what, while
I interrupt your...
1460
01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:04,911
Oh.
1461
01:23:05,513 --> 01:23:07,615
Wait, wait. I forgot my lines.
1462
01:23:07,616 --> 01:23:10,885
Just help me. I only
got one sphincter.
1463
01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:12,754
You gonna wreck the whole jail down
1464
01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:15,490
with your strong self.
I got delicate ankles.
1465
01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:20,395
Who you asking for?
1466
01:23:20,396 --> 01:23:21,662
Another homie.
1467
01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:22,864
All right, homie. Yeah!
1468
01:23:22,865 --> 01:23:24,732
Clap on, clap off, nigga.
1469
01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:26,634
You dead, bitch! You want it?
1470
01:23:27,970 --> 01:23:30,905
Don't move. I got it. You ready?
1471
01:23:30,906 --> 01:23:32,807
Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga!
1472
01:23:34,543 --> 01:23:36,144
- OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
- Excuse me, say what?
1473
01:23:36,145 --> 01:23:37,578
Nigga, I'm saying my name.
1474
01:23:37,579 --> 01:23:39,545
OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
1475
01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:43,084
Light's out, nigga. You hear me?
1476
01:23:43,085 --> 01:23:44,519
Okay.
1477
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,454
Light's out for you, nigga.
1478
01:23:49,824 --> 01:23:52,493
- That shit's gotta be edited.
- Fuck. My bad.
1479
01:23:52,494 --> 01:23:53,528
I'm sorry. Was that
my line, or his line?
1480
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,029
- What?
- I messed up.
1481
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,465
- Am I supposed to say my line?
- Mmm, yeah.
1482
01:23:57,466 --> 01:23:59,033
- Shit. Line?
- Wait. What is it?
1483
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:01,569
Sorry.
1484
01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:04,939
So, I hear you need one more volunteer
teacher tonight. For the lock-out.
1485
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:06,674
You heard right.
1486
01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:09,577
One more time, please. "Lock-in."
1487
01:24:09,578 --> 01:24:12,847
So, I hear you need one more
teacher for the volunteer tonight.
1488
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:16,851
So, I hear you need one
more teacher tonight.
1489
01:24:16,852 --> 01:24:19,018
Volunteer for the line...
1490
01:24:20,488 --> 01:24:24,459
One more volunteer teacher for the lock-in.
You can keep doing it a hundred times.
1491
01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:26,160
I'm sweating!
1492
01:24:26,161 --> 01:24:28,341
What the fuck were
they talking about?
1493
01:24:28,729 --> 01:24:31,132
Keep fucking up.
1494
01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:33,333
I said cut. I said cut, damn it!
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