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NORDLE: Dodgeball
coming in hot!
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We know, Nordle.
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(GROANS)
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One left.
Gretel, Bailey, formation A-12.
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(GROANS)
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Whoa!
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And Gretel's out!
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What are you
guys doing?
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Uh, that was
formation A-11.
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Ugh!
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Ow!
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Game over,
Leroy wins.
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I finally succeeded
in something.
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I still feel empty.
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Ugh, remind me again
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why we're
friends with Nordle. What do you mean?
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He's always
causing problems.
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The science fair,
the lemonade stand,
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the Spanish class inquisition.
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At his core,
Nordle is a good kid,
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and I think you guys
would get along if you gave him a chance.
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Even if I did,
he'd just find a way to "Nordle" things up.
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So who's ready
to "Nordle things up"?
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The answer is: you two!
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What are these?
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Those are invitations
to a soiree
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at my place
this afternoon.
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Whoa, embossed
lettering? How nice.
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Trying too hard.
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We'll have
the place to ourselves.
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Father has a...
Business meeting?
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Oh, that's good.
Very good.
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Count us in.
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Well, I have some
silver to polish. See you soon.
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So why is it good that
Nordle's dad isn't there?
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He's just
a little intense.
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(PROFESSOR EXCLAMATION
LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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(CHUCKLES AND SIGHS)
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Okay. I think
I got all the evil laughter out of my system.
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Thank you all
for coming to my home.
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Nightmarionette,
whose holograms reveal our darkest fears.
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The Earworm, master of
mind-controlling jingles,
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and La Cebolla,
who can talk to onions,
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and with me,
Professor Exclamation, as your leader,
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we will destroy
Hamster and Gretel,
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once and for all.
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For we are...
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Why does it say?
Council of Dum?
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No, "Dum".
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See, there's an umlaut.
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Council of Dum.
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It's modern and hip,
like Swedish furniture.
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Well, I like it.
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And I wrote us
a catchy jingle.
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? We're every bit as evil
and as bad as you presume
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? We're the council of Dum ?
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Maybe I left my...
(GASPS).
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Dad, what are
you doing here?
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Your calendar
said you were out.
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Well, we were
supposed to go to the Earworm's lair.
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My place is overrun
with earwigs. Don't ask.
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So we're here
for the afternoon.
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But my friends
are coming.
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I can't let them see
what you're doing.
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What are you doing?
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Plotting world domination.
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Blah-blah-blah!
Don't tell me, Dad!
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Just keep your
evil in the den, please.
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I just wanted
this chafing dish.
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Where were we?
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Oh, yes,
my five-step plan
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to take down
Hamster and Gretel.
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Wait, before
the council proceeds,
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I must raise
an urgent matter.
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Can we order
some food? I'm starving.
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(SIGHS) Very well.
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Bring forth
the takeout menus!
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Okay, maybe they'll finish
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before Bailey
and Gretel... (GASPS)
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Bailey and
Gretel, sir.
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Tobor let us in.
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Thanks, Tobor.
You're welcome.
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Dial back
that sass, Tobor.
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(SIGHS) Please make
yourselves at home.
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Make myself
at home?
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I'm gonna
turn on the AC
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and open
all the doors. Not that door!
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Under absolutely
no circumstances
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should you make yourself
at home in that room!
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Okay. Why?
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It's, um, being painted
by very shy painters.
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Tobor, escort our guests
to the dining room
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while I prepare refreshments.
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Is it just me,
or is he more high-strung than usual?
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Okay, so it's
three votes for pizza and one vote for burgers.
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Hmm, maybe we should
do another recount.
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There are only four of us.
Three recounts is enough.
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You all figure it out.
I'm going to freshen up.
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? To the bathroom ?
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(COUGHS)
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So, did anybody get anything
at the school book fair today?
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Oh, I did.
Check it out.
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It's the Hamster
and Gretel poster. Uh-oh!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Anti-superhero defense system activated.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Give me that!
Hey!
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What just happened?
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Nothing.
Uh, just my house's
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anti-superhero
defense system.
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If it senses anything
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that is or resembles
a superhero,
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it traps it in a box
and flings it far away.
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Why does
your house have
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an anti-superhero
defense system?
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Um, it came
with our Internet bundle.
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But don't worry.
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I'm sure your poster
will turn up.
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Ah, a poster
this time.
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It will burn
well on the fire.
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Well, this has been
an experience,
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but I'm gonna
wash up and get going.
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Oh, okay,
Powder room's down the hall.
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Sorry. Nordle.
Well, that's a shame.
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She's gonna miss Tobor's
song and dance number.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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That wasn't
the cue, Tobor.
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Sorry. Hey,
you're La Cebolla!
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Ugh, Professor Exclamation
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has too many kids
running around here.
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Maybe we should
have the next supervillain meeting in a petting zoo.
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Professor Exclamation?
Supervillain meeting?
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(GASPS) Oh, no! Gretel!
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These fish eggs
aren't so bad.
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Gretel, Nordle's dad
is Professor Exclamation, the supervillain.
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Wait, you know, too? How?
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I just ran into La Cebolla,
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but it all makes sense,
the forbidden room,
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the anti-hero defense system,
plus Nordle's last name...
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Wait, you knew already?
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Yeah, a while ago.
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Nordle made me
promise not to tell.
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He can't help
if his dad's a supervillain.
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Well, they're plotting
something in that room.
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You need to fly in there
and beat them up.
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I can't. If I change,
the anti-hero defense system will throw me who knows where.
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Plus, I'm pretty sure
that beating up your friend's dad
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at a dinner party
is a faux pas.
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What if we just eavesdrop
and see what they're planning?
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Good idea.
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So, the council agrees,
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a medium cheese pizza
and a large pepperoni pizza.
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Now we can finally
get to my plan,
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destroying
Hamster and Gretel. (BOTH GASP)
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So it all started...
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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...lost my elbows
in an industrial accident. Wait, Exclamation!
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I already
ordered the pizza.
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No, we have intruders!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Spies.
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Hold on. These are
just my son's friends.
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Sorry, girls,
you're free to go
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right after
I erase your minds.
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We didn't hear anything.
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Yeah, especially
that part about
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destroying Hamster
and Gretel... (GASPS) Oops!
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Father, do your friends...
Oh! What's going on here?
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Just a friendly
little memory wipe.
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We can't let these two
go blabbing about our plans.
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You'll have to erase
my memory, too, Father.
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Nordle, step aside.
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Gretel and Bailey
are my friends,
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and I won't let you
do this to them.
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Oh, he is a good guy.
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If you do this,
you'll destroy
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all my memories
of being your son.
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Even that time,
we had custard
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on the boardwalk
before you lost your elbows.
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I... I can't do it.
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NIGHTMARIONETTE:
I knew it.
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You're too weak
to lead this council.
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Yes, we need
someone really evil, not just sort of evil.
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And I'll say,
you're kind of a jerk.
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Very well.
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Tobor, execute order 119.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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No, that's 118.
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I said 119.
Engage battle mode.
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(GASPS)
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Little do you know
that the Council of Dum song
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I played earlier
was an Earworm
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designed specifically
to control your mind?
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You will now do my bidding.
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Yeah, I wasn't
really listening earlier.
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Ha, how do you plan on
hitting me with no elbows?
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Like this!
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(GRUNTING)
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Come on!
This way.
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Onions! Do not
let them escape!
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I can't see.
It's so spicy.
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TOBOR: Run. Save yourself.
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(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
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I got you now.
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(GRUNTS)
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Bailey, Gretel,
formation A-12.
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See, that's why
we do the fake left.
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Good call, Nordle.
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This just goes to show
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that the whole
supervillain thing
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is a bad idea.
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Ah, I planned this.
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These dimwits would have
complicated my scheme
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to destroy
Hamster and Gretel.
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I brought them here
to neutralize them.
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And now it's your
friends' turn.
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(BOTH GASP)
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But but you
said you couldn't? I lied.
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You have to change.
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I can't. The anti-superhero
defense system...
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Wait. Excuse me, Professor,
but just to be clear,
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you took down the city's
most dangerous supervillains?
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That's right.
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That kind of makes you a hero.
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A superhero, in fact.
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Hmm. I suppose it does
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make me a "superhero."
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Anti-superhero defense system activated.
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Wait, not literally!
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Father!
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Not literally!
Just figuratively. Just figuratively!
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Oh, Nordle,
I'm sorry.
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I just didn't know
what else to do.
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He'll be fine.
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Something like this happens
at least once a week.
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Maybe being
trapped in a box
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and flung across the world
will make him reconsider
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some of his choices!
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You're gonna
be okay?
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I think so.
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Guess it's dinner
for one tonight after I rebuild the chef.
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TOBOR: Why does
this keep happening?
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It's not all
about you, Tobor.
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Well, why don't
you come over to my place for dinner?
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It's taco night.
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Sure, I'd like that.
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Is that pizza
still coming?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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? Hamster and Gretel
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? It's Hamster
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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