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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:12,412 ? What do you get when you fall in love ? 2 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:17,784 ? You get enough tears to fill an ocean ? 3 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:20,688 ? That's what you get ? 4 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,757 ? For your devotion ? 5 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:28,094 ? I'll never fall in love again ? 6 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:38,572 ? I'll never fall in love again ? 7 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,844 (soft music) (fire crackles) 8 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:49,116 ? What do you get when you give your heart ? 9 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:54,287 ? You get it all broken up and battered ? 10 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,157 ? That's what you get ? 11 00:00:57,190 --> 00:01:00,094 ? A heart that shattered ? 12 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:04,264 ? I'll never fall in love again ? 13 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,038 (Alex cries) 14 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:15,208 ? I'll never fall in love again ? 15 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:27,488 - The question we need to be asking ourselves 16 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,523 is who is Lane's predator? 17 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,525 - Me, with a crow bar. 18 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,494 - No, Alex. 19 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,662 - The Prime Minister. 20 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,331 - Yes, Michelle, exactly. 21 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:38,666 - Wait, the Prime Minister? 22 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,434 - We have three options. 23 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:44,505 One, sit here and be paralyzed by indecision. 24 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:47,841 Two, go back to the real safe place. 25 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,144 Or three, go to Lane's boss 26 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:52,279 and expose her to the whole country. 27 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,381 - And she'll listen to us why? 28 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,319 - Funnily enough, I had thought of that, Alex 29 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:02,389 Guess what day it is tomorrow. Michelle? 30 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:03,624 - It's maintenance Monday. 31 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,326 - Right again, Michelle. 32 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,595 (Michelle chuckles) - Maintenance Monday? 33 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,264 - It's a monthly cleaning day at Government House. 34 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,165 - So? 35 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:14,768 - So, trust me, we have an opportunity 36 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,204 to have an audience with the Prime Minister. 37 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,340 All those in favour of going to the capital city 38 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:23,310 to make the P.M. make Lane accountable for what she's done. 39 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,277 Say aye. 40 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:29,616 - Aye. You need to say aye for it to count. 41 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,019 - Really? 42 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:38,158 - Those men died without anyone even knowing 43 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,459 they still existed. 44 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,195 We need to change that. Aye. 45 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,268 (bright music) 46 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:01,314 (bright music continues) 47 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:14,261 (bright music continues) 48 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:27,241 - You know what Pip, I think you were made for the capitol. 49 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:29,610 The prime minister is really gonna love you. 50 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:30,644 - Do you really think so? 51 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,846 - Oh, I know so, you both have really good hair 52 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,281 and you both wear the colour purple 53 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,125 even though you shouldn't, but you do it anyway. 54 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,718 And that's confidence. 55 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,652 - Thank you. 56 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:42,222 It's really nice to have your support, Michelle. 57 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,158 Especially when everyone on the bus 58 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,026 seems to fight me at every turn. 59 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,000 (Pip sighs) 60 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,079 Do you think Bobby's gonna give us the evils forever? 61 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,337 - I do think so, yes. 62 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,582 - Well, maybe we should... 63 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:00,507 - What? 64 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,743 - Apologize? 65 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,677 - What for? 66 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:08,682 - I, I don't know. 67 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,116 - I don't know either. 68 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,056 - Maybe we should air our thoughts. 69 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,692 - You're right, we should, but before we do 70 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,494 there's something I need to do. 71 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:25,566 (feet clacks) 72 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,235 (door clicks) 73 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,350 - Hi Bobby. 74 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:52,259 We just wanted to create some space. 75 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,831 And, and open up a dialogue 76 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:01,068 for an unreserved apology for 77 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,304 that thing that happened - thing that happened 78 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,072 on the table. On the table. 79 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,541 - [Both] And that we are ready to discuss. 80 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,743 When you are ready to discuss. 81 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:12,146 - There's nothing to discuss. 82 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,415 - Do you mean like you don't wanna discuss with us? 83 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:18,518 - I mean, there's nothing to discuss, I'm fine. 84 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:25,159 - Yeah, so what usually happens with traumatized people 85 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,860 is that they say they're fine 86 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,061 but what's actually happening 87 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,465 is that they're bottling up all the ick they feel inside 88 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,134 and covering it with this unconcerned veneer 89 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,537 until one day there's too much ick and then they explode. 90 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,446 - What happens to non-traumatized people? 91 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,483 - Well, they say they're fine too, but- 92 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:54,187 - So when I say I'm fine, I mean I'm fine. 93 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,624 Oh, would you look at that? 94 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:02,162 It's time for you 95 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:06,132 to go over there. 96 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,204 - Okay, yeah. 97 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,105 - Okay, we'll just, we'll just be down... 98 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,146 He's definitely bottling. 99 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,348 Ah, yeah. - 100%. 100 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:26,419 - Did you think it was important? 101 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,458 - Hey, you need to stay hydrated. 102 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:38,064 (somber music) 103 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,375 (Bobby sighs) 104 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:55,515 (somber music continues) 105 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:10,363 (somber music continues) 106 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,175 (Alex hums) 107 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,345 - [Alex] Can I help you? 108 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:28,182 - What are you working on? 109 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:32,052 - New theory, the baby teeth one is toast 110 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,554 since my sample set got exploded. 111 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:41,294 - Look Alex, I'm really sorry about Jackson. 112 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:46,600 - Why? That's what you wanted. 113 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:54,207 - I, I just wanted someone's trust. 114 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,011 I was all alone and he found me 115 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:05,318 for a few days there he pretended to be my best mate 116 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,556 and I believed him 117 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,262 and I can see how he could have been 118 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,563 a pretty choice brother. 119 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,306 If, if you want to make any sense of this 120 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,008 you've probably gonna need a military grid map. 121 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,712 - This means something to you. 122 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,048 - It looks like an MGRS code. 123 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,149 - Meaning? 124 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,318 - A military grid reference system. 125 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,218 - Meaning? 126 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,354 - Coordinates, a location. 127 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,159 You used to be able to just look the grids up online. 128 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,829 But now you might need a hard copy from the library or... 129 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,430 - Government archives. 130 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,335 - That would do it. 131 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:01,308 - Good morning everyone, this is it. 132 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:08,148 - Wakey wakey. - Welcome to the Capitol City. 133 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,084 ? Helpless position ? 134 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,519 ? Choices and chances taken ? 135 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,521 - [Pip] Reinvigorated post-pandemic 136 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,358 it boasts fully renewable energy sources 137 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,194 and incentives for industrial enterprise. 138 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,137 ? I really wanna know ? 139 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,063 ? If you feel the way I do ? 140 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,365 These are the government buildings 141 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:29,169 the seat of power, the hallowed halls. 142 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,606 The real principal's office. 143 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,008 - Yep, we get it. 144 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,079 (upbeat music) 145 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,650 - Can I help you? 146 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,328 - Yes, we, oh, we're just going to speak to the... 147 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,520 - Okay cool, but can I help you? 148 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,157 - I'm sorry, you are? 149 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,495 - I'm the executive receptionist. 150 00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:57,498 Obviously; it's a reception desk. 151 00:09:57,531 --> 00:10:00,668 - Okay, look, we have information in our possession 152 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:04,438 that challenges everything we knew about the pandemic. 153 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,472 - You're welcome to one, 154 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,475 write to the PM on one of our prepaid postcards. 155 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,411 Two, start a free petition 156 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:14,080 or three, wait in one of our designated protest zones. 157 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,685 - Stop the lies. 158 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,490 - Okay, thank you. 159 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,392 - Bye. 160 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,668 (feet clacks) 161 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,636 - What are you gonna write in yours? 162 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,613 (intense music) 163 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,582 - We are committee members of the Hiro Valley Council 164 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,484 and I'm here to lay a complaint 165 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,287 about Wellness's gross human rights violations 166 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,689 and the existence of men. 167 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,291 Time is of the essence 168 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,334 and I'm not leaving until I've spoken to the Prime Minister 169 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,226 now. 170 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,063 - Excuse me, did I just hear you mention 171 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,199 Wellness and human rights violations? 172 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,200 - Yes, yes you did. 173 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,339 - Carla Tui, special counsel to the Prime Minister. 174 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:14,508 - Pip. 175 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,642 - And I'm Michelle. 176 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,812 - Oh right, well I can assure you the Prime Minister 177 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,248 always has time for human rights. 178 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,189 (Jamie gags) 179 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,729 (mouth slurps) 180 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,764 - Hey, maybe you should stay on the bus. 181 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,335 - Right, now's the time to stay on the bus 182 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,105 after the mushroom juice, murders and explosions. 183 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,041 - [Bobby] You didn't have a choice those times. 184 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,576 - I don't have a choice now. 185 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:51,545 - All right, we're on. Maintenance Monday. 186 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,121 - Hello, Prime Minister. 187 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,189 Prime Minister, hello. 188 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,092 Hello Prime Minister. 189 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,238 Does my voice sound funny? 190 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,063 - Do you want it to sound funny? 191 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,733 - No, no, like does it sound shallow? 192 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,301 Like there's nothing underneath it. 193 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,136 Like there's no, like oomph. 194 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,172 - That is how you talk, what? 195 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,113 - That's her, that's her voice. 196 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,114 - Excuse me. 197 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,315 - She's in here. 198 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,051 - Excuse me. 199 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,791 (intense music) 200 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,661 ? Ah ah ah ah ? 201 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,730 ? And I run for the hills ? 202 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,800 ? Ha ha ha ha ha ? 203 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,603 ? And I come for the thrills ? 204 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,804 Get out of there, 205 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,482 this is a highly confidential cabinet meeting. 206 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:53,349 - [Prime Minister] Carla? 207 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,108 - Yes? 208 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,309 - What's up? 209 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,419 - Yeah, Prime Minister. - Slay. 210 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,546 - Bra, bra, bra, girl. - Your grace. 211 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,083 - I, we, we are, we are committee members from Hiro Valley 212 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,318 and we need to go 213 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,562 to your office right now. - Now. 214 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,689 This is a matter of unprecedented national importance. 215 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,658 - [Michelle] We're not crazy people. 216 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:11,725 - We can prove it. 217 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,661 - I am so sorry, ma'am. - Don't be. 218 00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:15,829 - [Prime Minister] I'm keen to maintain my connection 219 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,331 to our regional representatives. 220 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,539 You get a maintenance day support bunny 221 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,311 and you get a maintenance day support bunny 222 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,381 and you get a maintenance day support bunny. 223 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,415 - Thank you. 224 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,020 - Okay, I'll just put on my little hat. 225 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,091 All right, hit me with the tea 226 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,526 honorable committee members of Hiro Valley. 227 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,298 - Prime Minister, we have proof that Lane, 228 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,299 the founder of Wellness 229 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,867 and mayor of Hiro Valley 230 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,638 has been holding male survivors of the virus 231 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,306 in a secret underground facility 232 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,477 and forcibly extracting sperm from them for her own gains. 233 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,213 Seven of these men perished yesterday 234 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,648 and Lane is accountable for their deaths. 235 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,655 Okay, I I know if you had said this to me three weeks ago, 236 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,590 I would've called you crazy. 237 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,058 We thought all the men had died. 238 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,126 - We have men. 239 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,462 You mean humans with a Y chromosome? 240 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:26,433 - Right, well, we thought they had all died, until. 241 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:28,668 - Oh. 242 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,441 (hand thuds) 243 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,809 (platform whirs) 244 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,144 - You are gonna wanna sit down for this. 245 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,213 - No, I'm all good. 246 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,484 - Until... 247 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,591 - All I can see is feet, Carla. 248 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,626 Is that all you can see? 249 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,194 - Yep, just feet. 250 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,564 - [Pip] Until... 251 00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:00,467 - I'm being punked right now. 252 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,468 Is that it? 253 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,602 Right wing radio hosts. 254 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,075 (dramatic music) 255 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,189 (dramatic music continues) (platform whirs) 256 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,390 - [Michelle] Not worth it. 257 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,528 Unless she's quite, quite well. 258 00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:29,196 Not that it matters. 259 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:32,198 I always struggle with since I was quite young. 260 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:38,639 It still clicks, you know, sometimes I go upstairs 261 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:39,807 or go downstairs. 262 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:44,144 It's actually when I tend to hear more or so. 263 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,146 You know the weather is a bit cold in the morning. 264 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,850 - Ew Alex, no, mini croissants are not pocket food. 265 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,018 - I pay my taxes. 266 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:54,054 - No you don't actually because I do all the returns. 267 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,223 - Shh. 268 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,327 - I'm gonna take a piss. 269 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,197 - Don't put your sugary grubby fingers anywhere. 270 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,065 Have some civic respect. 271 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,666 - You mean these grubby fingers? 272 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,475 (door thuds) 273 00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:15,408 - Don't be a dick. 274 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,416 Cheers. 275 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,551 - All G, no B. 276 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,290 (mouth slurps) 277 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,640 (Bobby clears throat) 278 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:57,117 - I wanna completely and unreservedly apologize 279 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,153 for the trauma and injustice you have suffered 280 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,187 at the hands of unscrupulous people. 281 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,090 - Thank you. 282 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,296 - Have you thought about your place in society? 283 00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:11,498 - My place in society? 284 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,101 - You're an army dude, is that right? 285 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,168 - [Bobby] Yeah. 286 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,271 - My brother Stu was in the army. 287 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,109 He told me basic training was all about stripping away 288 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,376 what makes you you 289 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,413 so you could like follow orders. 290 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,317 Sounded suss to me but he deadass saw it 291 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,686 as the best honour of his life. 292 00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:37,290 - Actually, I can relate to that. 293 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,530 - Apropo of duty and honour. 294 00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:47,368 You ever hear of the man with the golden arm? 295 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,269 - Sorry? 296 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,646 - I did my high school exhibition on him 297 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,204 right before the virus hit. 298 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,475 James Christopher Harrison, Aussie guy. 299 00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:00,147 His blood was legit unicorn. 300 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,615 It had these magic antibodies in it 301 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,818 that helped little babies with blood disease glow up. 302 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,155 From the first year he could, aged 18 303 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:12,392 right up until the last year he was allowed, ripe old 81 304 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:16,663 James Harrison made over 1000 donations. 305 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,234 You wanna know how many little bubbas he saved 306 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,035 with that unicorn blood of his? 307 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,540 2.5 million. 308 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:33,179 Just him and his fluids, 2.5 million. 309 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,585 You know where I'm going with this, don't you? 310 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,523 - So what you just, you want a piece of me too? 311 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,660 - Not if you agree to be the baker. 312 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:47,628 - The baker? 313 00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:48,705 - They can't take a piece of you 314 00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:50,530 if you are the one making the cake. 315 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:58,371 - With all due to respect, Prime Minister. 316 00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:01,709 This is bullshit. 317 00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:03,310 - I promise you. 318 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,413 Doing anything to you without your consent ain't me. 319 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,315 Never will we. 320 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,450 But here's the kicker. 321 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:13,286 The ladies making babies right now, 322 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,056 their babies can't have babies 323 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:19,125 without a guy like you being the baker. 324 00:19:20,394 --> 00:19:25,031 And without a baker we're done, as a species. 325 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,301 Homo sapiens extinction event. 326 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,570 See ya, wouldn't want to be ya. 327 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,104 That's just science. 328 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,109 Jimmy Harrison saved 2.5 million people. 329 00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:40,413 You could save so many more. 330 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,585 - Why are you doing this? 331 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:45,518 - Doing what? 332 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,657 - Guilt tripping me into this game. 333 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,058 - No game, Bobby. 334 00:19:51,091 --> 00:19:53,126 This ain't a zero sum sitch. 335 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,197 It's a mad win win, deadass. 336 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,302 Deadest freaking ass you ever deadassed. 337 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:09,175 (members chatters) 338 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,318 (intense music) 339 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,823 (door creaks) 340 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:23,824 (door thuds) 341 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,060 - Come to me, military shit. 342 00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:28,596 (lid clacks) 343 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:30,130 Substance reports, no. 344 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,531 Capital crimes, no. 345 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:33,567 Bunny report? 346 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:38,205 (intense music continues) 347 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,509 Investigation to the rise of Wellness 348 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,077 in regional New Zealand. 349 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:48,548 (intense music continues) 350 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,520 (paper clacks) 351 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,490 (door clicks) 352 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:57,424 - Can I help you? 353 00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,626 - Nope. 354 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:10,638 - Alex, what did you do? 355 00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:11,571 - Nothing. 356 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,210 - Okay, fam, Carla's arranged a safe house for you 357 00:21:16,243 --> 00:21:18,345 in our new urban aeroponics shed. 358 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,381 Bobby's existence will remain confidential 359 00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:22,650 until our strategists have firmed up on comms. 360 00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:25,686 - Confidential, for how long? 361 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,321 - Until we have a water tight plan. 362 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,323 - What are you doing about Lane? 363 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,533 - Yeah. - We're starting an inquiry 364 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,660 into all Wellness activities in Hiro Valley. 365 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:35,129 - What, an inquiry? But we just told you what she did. 366 00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:36,497 - Yes, and we need to verify. 367 00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:37,598 - Fuck the verify. 368 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,666 - Jamie. 369 00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:39,876 - Look, you should be out there 370 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:40,810 with everything you've got hunting her down. 371 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,137 - Jamie, you need to chill. 372 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:45,706 Carla's already deep dived into the rise of Wellness. 373 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,074 - You mean the report that says 374 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,509 Wellness is a high level concern? 375 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:54,481 - She must be referring to a draft report. 376 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,125 But if mistakes have been made, then I will- 377 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,785 - Oh, mistakes have been made. 378 00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,154 You've let Wellness spread its shitness 379 00:22:00,187 --> 00:22:01,488 all over this country. 380 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,188 - [Pip] Alex. 381 00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:04,591 - It's true and they know it. 382 00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:07,394 The cult of Wellness is spread like a cancer 383 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,663 because Lane has been using stolen sperm 384 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:14,802 to convince everyone that being well leads to more babies. 385 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,169 - I'll be the baker. 386 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:18,272 - I'm sorry? 387 00:22:18,305 --> 00:22:21,641 - You're right, let me go live to the nation. 388 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,378 Tell the full story. 389 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,213 - No, you can't just go live to the nation. 390 00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:27,681 - Prime Minister, for years, 391 00:22:30,284 --> 00:22:33,453 years I have been searching for this so-called safe place. 392 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:38,225 And fuck me, did that not work out. 393 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:39,335 But it doesn't matter, you see 394 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,329 because I don't need to find it. 395 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:48,468 I need to make it safe for all of us. 396 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:53,106 So call one of your press conference thingies. 397 00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:56,844 Let me tell my side of the story. 398 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:59,179 Expose Wellness for the fuck it is. 399 00:23:00,414 --> 00:23:03,350 Then, then I will be your baker. 400 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:09,156 (upbeat intense music) 401 00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:11,158 - Ma'am, with all due respect 402 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:13,861 if the public find out that a man survived the virus 403 00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:15,496 there is no knowing how they'll react. 404 00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:18,299 - Call an emergency press conference. 405 00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:19,633 I'll speak to the nation tonight. 406 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,834 - But prime minister, I just- 407 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:24,104 - That's right, Carla, I am the Prime Minister. 408 00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:28,008 - I would be remiss if I did not clarify. 409 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,511 Are we really gonna do this? 410 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,281 - Deadass. 411 00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:40,120 (audience chatters) 412 00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:44,291 - Have you guys seen Michelle? 413 00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:46,493 - No, though she was with you. 414 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,629 - But if you want someone to kiss your ass 415 00:23:48,662 --> 00:23:50,631 there's a cactus over there. 416 00:23:50,664 --> 00:23:52,532 - Shut up, Alex. 417 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:56,403 (feet thuds) 418 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:59,506 Put them down, it's so disrespectful. 419 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:08,548 (button clinks) 420 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:12,185 - You look good 421 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:16,724 for someone who's been shitting in the woods for eight years 422 00:24:16,757 --> 00:24:18,225 (Bobby scoffs) 423 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:19,159 Here. 424 00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:34,341 (soft music) 425 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:40,447 Stu gave that to me before he went on tour. 426 00:24:41,682 --> 00:24:46,320 - Oh. 427 00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:47,420 - I miss him. 428 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:51,491 - Yeah. 429 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:58,565 (soft music continues) 430 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:00,667 - Here. 431 00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:05,439 (Prime Minister chuckles) (barrel clacks) 432 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:07,207 That thing's ancient. 433 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,142 Any bullets would be dust by now. 434 00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:14,548 Looks boss though. 435 00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:17,751 You ready? 436 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:18,685 - [Bobby] Ready. 437 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:22,255 - Let's go make history. 438 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,392 (feet clacks) 439 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:28,429 (Bobby sighs) 440 00:25:28,462 --> 00:25:31,464 (audience chatters) 441 00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:36,169 - What? How did she- 442 00:25:38,272 --> 00:25:39,449 - [Carla] Good evening everyone 443 00:25:39,473 --> 00:25:41,809 and thank you for coming at such short notice. 444 00:25:41,842 --> 00:25:44,845 The Prime Minister will now make a pressing announcement. 445 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,613 Prime Minister. - Unbelievable. 446 00:25:49,116 --> 00:25:52,018 (camera clicks) 447 00:25:56,690 --> 00:26:02,128 - Thank you, this morning, three ladies from Hiro Valley 448 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:06,533 came to me with an incredible story to tell. 449 00:26:07,668 --> 00:26:09,136 They're right here. 450 00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:12,472 Pip, Alex, Jamie, stand up so they can see you. 451 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:16,477 (audience gasps) 452 00:26:16,510 --> 00:26:18,312 (camera clicks) 453 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:22,515 - Guys stand up, stand up, hurry up. 454 00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:28,421 (camera whirs) 455 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,529 - Pip, look out. 456 00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:41,301 - [Prime Minister] Thank you, you can sit down. 457 00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:44,114 - What's going on? 458 00:26:44,138 --> 00:26:44,848 - [Prime Minister] I was advised 459 00:26:44,872 --> 00:26:47,141 to keep the story confidential. 460 00:26:47,174 --> 00:26:49,509 It is a devastating truth to hear, 461 00:26:50,077 --> 00:26:53,480 but I believe the truth however, painful 462 00:26:53,513 --> 00:26:56,383 is essential to our progress as a nation. 463 00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:59,553 And like so much of our pain, 464 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:03,290 it involves a miracle. 465 00:27:07,728 --> 00:27:08,829 Today I was made aware 466 00:27:08,863 --> 00:27:12,833 that a human with a Y chromosome survived the virus. 467 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:15,302 (audience gasps) 468 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:16,203 Thank you. 469 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:22,376 This person has been victimized beyond reason 470 00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:24,845 but bravely uncovered a treasonous 471 00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:26,447 and far-reaching conspiracy 472 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,415 that has been years in the making. 473 00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:32,853 There will be a time for questions and a time for answers 474 00:27:32,886 --> 00:27:34,588 but right now I want to promise you 475 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:38,158 that the perpetrators will be brought to justice. 476 00:27:38,191 --> 00:27:39,626 The lies end now. 477 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,664 (dramatic music) 478 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:52,172 It is my honour to introduce to you Robert O'Connor. 479 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:57,544 (audience gasps) 480 00:27:57,577 --> 00:28:00,247 (valiant music) 481 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,416 (audience chatters) 482 00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:08,255 (gun bangs) 483 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,335 (audience screams) 484 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:22,579 - And we have an incident here. 485 00:28:22,603 --> 00:28:26,340 A man has just walked on stage and shot the Prime Minister. 486 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:29,176 I repeat, a man has shot the Prime Minister. 487 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:30,811 (audience screams) 488 00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:32,780 - We've been set up. 489 00:28:32,813 --> 00:28:35,615 (dramatic music) 490 00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:41,521 (intense upbeat music) 491 00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:54,201 (intense upbeat music continues) 492 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:07,347 (intense upbeat music continues) 493 00:29:08,682 --> 00:29:11,251 (bright music) 494 00:29:11,301 --> 00:29:15,851 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34738

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