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hello you are not waking up right now
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yes I am yep you slides amazing is he
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there with you right now no he's at work
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you should go through his stuff no
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because he's such a sweet guy and so
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polite he took me back from the club
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last night
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I poured a couple glasses of wine lit
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candles he even put on Shaddai thinking
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that would work it did work plus he has
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one of those NASA mattresses
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oh [ __ ] Tamra I think I'm gonna say
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don't say it I think he might be the one
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okay first of all a Oh second of all I'm
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probably gonna blow this audition
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because I spent all night trying to get
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you laid and then I went home by myself
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but I guess you know that's just the
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friend that I am [ __ ] Tamara what should
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i do should I leave or should I wait for
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him to come home
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I mean maybe I should clean the place up
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a bit that would be nice right I should
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leave
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I mean should I leave him my number is
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that too forward no it's way too forward
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to leave it guy your number after
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sleeping write him a note or something
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tell him how amazing he is just don't
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get all I'm gonna boil your rabbit I
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don't think he has any pets
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just don't seem desperate okay do you
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want me to pick you up after my audition
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yeah that would be great okay where are
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you at I don't know his address
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[ __ ] I gotta go there's a cop behind me
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and I don't have hands-free okay just
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meet me on the corner of Santa Monica
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and Brockton Avenue okay
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got it okay see ya good luck all right
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oh [ __ ]
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oh my god you gotta be [ __ ] kidding
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great hello are you ready for some
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serious [ __ ] what hey what's up is
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everything okay
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yeah everything's fine what's up okay so
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I walk into the audition and the
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director takes one look at me and tells
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everyone to go home I got the part
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really you said that I had the perfect
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period look hey why are you bloated
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anyway I'm like like five seconds away
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so what did you write in the note oh
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[ __ ] I totally forgot about the note you
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know remember to keep it simple and
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try not to be crazy okay okay keep it
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simple I had fun
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see you soon
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that's cheesy
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