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hey babe I'm sorry I'm late for
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dodgeball took forever chariot madam my
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door still [ __ ] how is she
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she's asleep Messiah Jesus yeah
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insurance only covers half of it'd be
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really nice to be rich when you can't
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buy happiness yeah but it can buy
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chemotherapy
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but I don't want to change the mood or
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anything but uh you know I've been doing
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a lot of thinking
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the Chinese Allison Rothschild I was
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wondering if you still needed a
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babysitter yes yes I have experienced
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anything tonight yes I'm actually
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available up yeah yeah five seven nine
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is fine oh no no no don't worry about it
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okay
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all right thank you so much fight ladies
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hidden tonight don't you have plans
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already
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oh [ __ ] I thought two years was kind of
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a big deal Allison is that baby showing
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tonight I made us whether I'm sorry I'm
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being shitty but I need to take a job
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oh this money can buy evidence
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you
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pick you up at midnight
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wait Allison I need to say something I
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get that things have been extremely
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difficult for you lately I get it but
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they've been difficult for me too
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we used to be in a relationship together
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lately I feel like I'm just your ride
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excuse me I know that sounds kind of
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harsh but it's the truth
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if we're going to be together we need to
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be together sometimes I have three jobs
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I can't pay for my mom I can't eat and
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let's not forget the student loans I owe
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from the college I dropped out of last
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year I'm sorry that we can't be together
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24/7 I know that you're trying and I
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love you for but that's not what I need
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right now when you support and $12,000
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look he could
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hello
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is anybody there I have 9-1-1 dialed all
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I have to do with
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it's change with me with a [ __ ]
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you can either play my game and live or
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I can smash her [ __ ] head right now
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let me state my situation once more i
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poopy you change my die back here's a
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little dude shut the [ __ ] out okay I'm
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gonna take my rattle away from your
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pretty little face you're gonna grab the
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blanket in the crib and lay it out on
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the floor like a good mommy okay okay
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don't make me chase you
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clean diapers live in the dress or get
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them
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baby powder wet Wi-Fi fights if you've
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done it before
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get underneath
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you are going to clean me and change me
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if I think for one second you're going
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to do you understand
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hey babe it's me I know you probably got
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your hands full changing diapers or some
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other babysitter stuff I don't know but
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listen I want you to know I feel like a
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real [ __ ] right now you're right I
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can't even imagine all the [ __ ] you've
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been dealing with but start over right
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now I'm gonna be super boyfriend I
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promise you as a matter of fact I'm on
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my way over to bring some Chinese food
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so I hope you give this give me a call
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back I'll see you soon all right bye
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love you
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shut the [ __ ] now if you promise to be
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good mommy
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I'll take your gag off but if you so
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much as miss go [ __ ] and eat when you're
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not supposed to I will put you in
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timeout do you want to go to timeout do
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we have a deal
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now why are you here we're talking about
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right now what we're talking about right
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now is why you were here in this
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situation right now when we get to that
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part of the conversation I will let you
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know why are you here ran away
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I asked you a very reasonable part of
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your job and you tried to make me my own
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excrement now admittedly I didn't check
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your references but so far your track
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record is not looking very good I can't
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trust you anymore you're not my first
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mommy they all said the same thing they
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may have paraphrased of that I am NOT a
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bad person all I ever wanted
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maybe you feel me I wanted anyone to
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take care of our mothers leave how can
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you assure me that you won't all you
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have in the world is my mom I will do
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anything you want just please let me go
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making this very difficult for me I will
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give you one more shot and if you
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promise to be a good mommy the rest of
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the night I will make it worth your
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while out of twelve thousand dollars
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good now feed me
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outside first aren't you going to put my
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bib on I don't want my shirt getting
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messy
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and hey Pete sorry what you're not going
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to feed me because I don't like it I'm a
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baby peas are good for me
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please open your mouth please for mommy
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if you don't open your mouth the plane
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will have nowhere to land that's a good
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good boy Allison I wasn't worried I
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think it's picking me out a little bit
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all right now are you
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do you wanna see the mess you made
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in hindsight maybe I should have called
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them told them not to bother me and
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people come out look at the bright side
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now I get to cuddle you're inside a game
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what a wonderful idea Alison let's play
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a game the greatest game ever
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hide-and-go-seek
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first round do i I find you second round
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I
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where no one will find you 100
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Mississippi 99 Mississippi
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45 Mississippi 44 5 4 3 2 1
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I'm coming to get you now okay
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come out come out wherever you are
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one or two
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