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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:07,423 {\an8}Not today, Hungry Hank. 2 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:09,676 (BELL RINGING) 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,762 {\an8}And tongs down. The lunch buffet is closed. 4 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,389 {\an8}Scott, Hailey, clean it up. 5 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,890 {\an8}- Yeah. - Yeah. 6 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:19,686 HAILEY: Oh, yeah 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,979 SCOTT: Yeah. 8 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,523 - Yeah. - (EXCLAIMS) 9 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,775 HAILEY: You're probably wondering 10 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:28,736 what I'm doing with a hot dog and chocolate pudding pizzarito, right? 11 00:00:28,736 --> 00:00:31,322 Wait, is that what I look like when I eat? 12 00:00:31,447 --> 00:00:33,992 Anyway, when the lunch buffet ends at U.F. Dough, 13 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:37,579 Scott and I graciously donate our time to clean up the leftover food, 14 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,999 and by cleanup, I mean stuff our face-holes. 15 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,544 Your gluttony disgusts me. 16 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,629 Do you want a bite? 17 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,549 Even if I could eat, I wouldn't eat that. 18 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,009 Now focus up, chow hounds. 19 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:55,763 The next most optimal list item for you to complete is number 89. 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,640 Be in a school musical. 21 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,977 Me? Sing in front of lots of people? 22 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,605 Hailey, that's crazy perfect timing. 23 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,857 The school musical is just a few weeks away. 24 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,818 And my girlfriend Kristine, who I'm full on dating now, 25 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:13,948 well, she's writing, directing and starring in Hats, The Musical. 26 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,117 Let me guess, it's about hats. 27 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,952 How did you know that? 28 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:19,871 - You really are a supercomputer. - Whoa! 29 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,332 Be in a musical? 30 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:26,377 Me? I mean, sure, I've always wanted to be in a musical. Who hasn't? 31 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,755 But I've never sung in front of an audience. 32 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,381 I'd be so nervous. 33 00:01:30,506 --> 00:01:33,676 Come on, Hai, you sing for your uncles' band all the time. 34 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:37,013 ALL: (SINGING) Just look at the sky glow 35 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:41,851 Who cares where the time goes A beautiful night 36 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,436 Totally different. 37 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,939 I don't sing for my uncles, I sing with them. 38 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:49,108 Hey, maybe we could sing together. I got a lead role. 39 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,568 - BOTH: Really? - Yeah. 40 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:53,071 But it was a tough audition process. 41 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,864 Hi, I'm Scott. And I'd like to... 42 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,367 (EXCLAIMS) You got the part, boyfriend! 43 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,327 Show business is hard work. 44 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,246 SUNNY: You talking about the musical? 45 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,206 I love musicals, and I'm so glad 46 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,459 Scott is putting himself out there and exploring the arts. 47 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:10,296 Unlike me, who spent my best years in a dark room studying anatomy, 48 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:14,300 when all I wanted to do was bring a slice of happiness to the people. 49 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:15,551 (MAN BURPS) 50 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:18,179 Even him. Anyway, great news, 51 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:21,015 I'm taking the whole night off to see your show. 52 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:25,561 You are? But you never take time off. Not even for Becker's birth. 53 00:02:25,561 --> 00:02:26,729 What can I say? 54 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:29,816 I like to multitask, plus, Darryl's gonna cover for me. 55 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,359 - Ahhh! - (DISHES SMASH) 56 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:39,242 Or maybe I'll close for the night. Are you gonna be in the musical too? 57 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,494 Uh, I don't know. 58 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,747 You wouldn't be performing alone. I'd be there to back you up. 59 00:02:44,872 --> 00:02:47,166 Come on. It might be fun. 60 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,503 I'll do it. I just need to find the perfect role. 61 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,131 Perfect. 62 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,174 ALL: (SINGING) He's fedorable 63 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,219 Yeah, yeah, Unignorable 64 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,887 Yeah, yeah. 65 00:02:59,887 --> 00:03:02,557 With the softest brim A dented crown 66 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,518 He's the slickest lid in town 67 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,021 He's fedorable 68 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:12,025 You guys, that was incredible. 69 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:15,236 Snaps all around, but a little constructive criticism. 70 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,613 Some of you are dancing like you have two left feet. 71 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,490 But I do have two left feet. 72 00:03:20,616 --> 00:03:21,826 I apologize, Tina. 73 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,619 That cliche is outdated and offensive. 74 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:25,663 And you were the only one doing it right. 75 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,291 Everyone else, be more like Tina! 76 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,001 Now, let's take a break. 77 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,628 Then Scott and I will rehearse our big love duet. 78 00:03:32,628 --> 00:03:33,713 Eee! 79 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,758 You heard the boss. Take five, a true five. 80 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,677 Everyone, clear the stage. Important set piece coming through. 81 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,304 And it ain't stopping for no one. 82 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,349 Clear, clear, clear. 83 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,393 - What's up, Hailey? - Becker? 84 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,270 I didn't take you as a theater fan. 85 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,355 I'm not. 86 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,191 But I am a fan of smashing the sets with a sledgehammer 87 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,400 once the show is done. 88 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,611 The perk of being a techie. 89 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,489 Becker, or should I call you "sister," 90 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,574 now that Scott and I are full on dating? 91 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,326 Not if you like your eyebrows. 92 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,244 There's one teeny, tiny thing I need. 93 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,830 The spotlight at the end of the Fedorable number 94 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,083 just isn't quite bright enough. 95 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,377 {\an8}It's already at the highest setting, boss. 96 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:16,172 Well, it's very important it's even brighter. 97 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,384 We need to get the scene the perfect hat-mosphere. 98 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,718 Well... (SIGHS) 99 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:24,597 We're already working with 3,000 lumens in a two-way converter box, 100 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:28,226 but I guess I could bypass the restrainer block. 101 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,521 I don't understand a word of that, but it sure sounds exciting. 102 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,814 Eee! 103 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,524 Grand jeté! 104 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,942 Isn't this fun? 105 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:39,570 Then we do the whole spinny thing and then we tappity-tap, 106 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:40,947 and then... 107 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,782 La, la, la, la 108 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:45,952 I just want the show to be really good for my mom. 109 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,121 No worries. The show is great. 110 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,747 Whoo-hoo! 111 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:52,625 HAILEY: The show is not great. The story doesn't make sense, 112 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,044 the costumes are ridiculous, and it's way too long. 113 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,130 But there are some surprisingly catchy songs. 114 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:58,756 (SINGING) He's fedorable 115 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,383 Yeah, yeah 116 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,386 Unignorable The softest brim 117 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,720 A dented crown 118 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:07,014 He's the slickest lid in town 119 00:05:07,014 --> 00:05:10,226 - O-M-G-sharp. - (GROANS) 120 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,646 Hailey, your voice is glam-tastic. 121 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:16,774 I need to write you a coat rack solo called, I'm Hooked. 122 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,694 Oh, no, I'm happy as a silent coat rack. 123 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:22,155 Aw. Sad face emoji. 124 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,490 Well, you can still change your mind. 125 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,701 We still have a few weeks till opening night. 126 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,828 It's opening night! 127 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,580 Boys, act louder. 128 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,833 Tina, the box set starts on your rightmost left foot. 129 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:36,002 I don't know which is which anymore. 130 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,380 Becker, did you brighten the spotlight for the end of the Fedorable number? 131 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,631 Don't worry, boss. 132 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,008 I read you loud and clear. 133 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,259 (PANTING) 134 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:46,345 Looks like the audience is brimming with excitement. 135 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:47,680 (CHUCKLES) Am I right? 136 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,558 (CHUCKLES) Killer hat pun, Hails, but something's happening. 137 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:53,102 I have this weird rumbling in my stomach, 138 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:57,482 like little butterflies are being eaten by fire-breathing dragons 139 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,275 Sounds like nerves. 140 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,068 There's a first time for everything. 141 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,488 Wait, you've never been nervous before? 142 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:06,157 - I feel that way all the time. - Really? 143 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,659 If I had to sing in front of that audience tonight, 144 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:11,704 I'd be so nervous I'd freeze and forget all the words 145 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,415 and then tumble off the stage and break both my legs. 146 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,419 Uh... Well, break a leg. 147 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:22,381 I mean, you know, not literally, just, have fun out there! 148 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:29,055 (SINGING) Welcome to Hattington's Selling you a hat again 149 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:30,389 No shenanigans 150 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:32,308 Any hat on a platter, man. 151 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,770 Every shape and style A go-to shop 152 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:39,273 Come in and grab a brim Welcome to Hattington's 153 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:40,900 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 154 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,736 Yes! 155 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,533 Hat on a hat, on a hat, on a hat 156 00:06:48,824 --> 00:06:51,911 What could be better than that? 157 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:55,122 Sombrero, sombrero 158 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:58,251 Wish I were a sombrero 159 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:02,713 Instead I'm a lame beret 160 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:07,552 Three-million four-hundred Ways to hide your head 161 00:07:09,136 --> 00:07:11,305 Why bother washing your hair 162 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:14,058 Just cover it instead 163 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,270 Am I a hat? 164 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:21,566 In my dreams I cover the whole head 165 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,776 Instead of being just a brim 166 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,737 He's fedorable 167 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:29,699 Yeah, yeah Unignorable 168 00:07:29,865 --> 00:07:31,409 Yeah, yeah 169 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,078 With the softest brim A dented crown 170 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,956 He's the slickest lid in town 171 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,833 He's fedorable 172 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,544 - (SCREAMS) - (AUDIENCE GASPS) 173 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,379 - (GASPS) - Ahhh! 174 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,964 Ow! 175 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,091 Jonathan, Thad... 176 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:49,135 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 177 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,138 You're welcome. 178 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,681 Ow! Oh! 179 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:57,476 My ankle. And before our big love duet. 180 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,646 It's impossible to sing with a sprained ankle. 181 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,981 But it's the best song. 182 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:05,276 - I wanted my mom to see it, and... - Hailey, you could do it. 183 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,362 - You have an incredible voice. - Me? 184 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,657 But the nerves, the butterflies, the dragons. 185 00:08:11,907 --> 00:08:15,244 I know. But once you start singing, that will totally go away. 186 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,079 Please? 187 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:20,458 I want to, but I'm sorry. 188 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,169 I just can't. 189 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:26,672 It's okay. I can do it by myself. 190 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,258 Kristine, sun hat costume, please. 191 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:32,511 But, Scott, you can't sing a duet by yourself. 192 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:36,140 Yeah. Well, they said man would never walk on the Sun either. 193 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:40,102 But those brave astronauts proved them wrong. 194 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,104 Break a leg, boyfriend. 195 00:08:42,229 --> 00:08:45,566 Pillbox, Stetson, bonnet, balaclava, 196 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,735 shower cap, the Santa hat. 197 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,199 We're like pancakes and ice cream 198 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,244 Public pools and chlorine 199 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,704 (GASPS) 200 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,790 Like spaghetti and... 201 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,169 Like spaghetti and... 202 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,672 Um... Mango? 203 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,175 HAILEY: Going out on that stage in front of all those people 204 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:14,345 was the last place on Earth I would ever want to be. 205 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:18,599 But for some reason, at that moment, it didn't matter. 206 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,434 Because Scott needed my help. 207 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:25,356 Like spaghetti and... Like spaghetti and... 208 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:30,069 Like spaghetti and meatballs Are meant for each other 209 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,904 Or two puzzle pieces 210 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,699 BOTH: Like hot dogs and mustard 211 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:37,993 You, you fit me perfectly 212 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:42,915 Can't help but serenade ya 'Cause our love is tailor-made, yeah 213 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,460 You, you fit me perfectly 214 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:51,716 If I'm a lock, then you're the key You fit me perfectly 215 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,217 Yeah 216 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:58,681 You fit me perfectly Yeah, yeah 217 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:03,477 - Like pancakes and ice cream - Waffles and ice cream 218 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,480 BOTH: Anything and ice cream 219 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:13,070 You fit me perfectly 220 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,532 Oops. 221 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,118 - Yeah, Scott! - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 222 00:10:23,038 --> 00:10:25,040 I owe it all to the hats. 223 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,753 Thanks for saving me out there, Hails. 224 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,922 And hey, you actually sang on stage in front of people. 225 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,300 Wait, I totally did. 226 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,261 And it was kind of awesome. 227 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,929 I think I want to do it again. 228 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,640 (ALL GASP) 229 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,143 KRISTINE: Becker! Stop! 230 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,188 We still have five more performances. 231 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,357 Why? The show is already a smash hit. 232 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,319 KRISTINE: Becker! 233 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,987 - (SMASHING CONTINUES) - (BECKER LAUGHS) 234 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,322 (CHORUS SINGING) 235 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,408 {\an8}He's fedorable! Yeah, yeah! 236 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:02,411 {\an8}Unignorable! Yeah, yeah! 237 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,456 {\an8}With the softest brim A dented crown 238 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,167 {\an8}He's the slickest lid in town! 239 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,426 {\an8}With the softest brim A dented crown 240 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,929 {\an8}He's the slickest lid in town! 241 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,639 {\an8}He's fedorable! 17272

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