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BETA: Chaos bots have been
sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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CHORUS: (SINGING) Hey, hey, hey!
Hailey's on it!
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HAILEY: Teach a cat to play the piano
Roller-skate all the way to Orlando
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Use my ear wax?
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To make a candle
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CHORUS: Hey, hey, hey!
Hailey's on it!
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HAILEY: Win first place
for world's cutest pet rock
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Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost
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Eat an onion
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Kiss my friend Scott?
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(SCOTT GROANS)
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CHORUS: Hey, hey, hey!
Hailey's on it!
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GREGORY: Legend shall speak of this day,
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whence a hero will be not born,
but made.
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Let's do this.
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(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
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Welcome, all, to Oceanside's Annual
Sandcastle Building Contest,
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brought to ye
by the Oceanside Shakespeare Company.
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-And also, by Gravy Cakes.
-(FEEDBACK SCREECHES)
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MAN: (SINGING) Soggy and brown
The best cakes in town, Gravy Cakes
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KAI: Hey, the Banks are here.
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Oh, Peter, hair's looking good,
news reporter good.
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Hi, Mrs. Dawson.
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You better get
that award-winning lemonade away from me
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if you want to keep any.
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Good morrow, Gregory.
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My dad and I are kind of a big deal
at the Sandcastle Building Contest.
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We've been doing it for years.
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It's become our tradition.
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My dad has this cherished
triple-packing technique,
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which takes forever.
So, we never really make a big castle,
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or win or place at all.
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But we do always have a good time
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and get those sweet
participation ribbons.
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[Scott groaning]
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Hey, Scott.
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[Scott exclaims]
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Thanks for watching Dwayne and Johnson
so we can do this.
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Oh, it's easy.
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When they get bummed,
I just give them cookies.
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-[babies cooing]
-Ahhh!
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Nice to finally have a relaxing day
to be... Holy Kettle Corn!
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Beta, why are you here?
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You hate the sun and people
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and birds and sand.
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All true,
but I'm here because you need to win
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the contest this year.
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List item number 167.
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I didn't tell you earlier,
because I know how you are.
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-You'd freak out.
-I do not freak out!
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I express my concerns loudly and quickly
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because they're all buzzing around
in my head.
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Now this contest
took on world-altering stakes.
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Yes, I'm totally freaking out right now!
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Hey, you got this, Hailey.
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You know what?
Dad and I can totally win.
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Nobody here
takes this contest seriously, anyways.
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BOY: Hello, Hailey Banks.
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HAILEY: This is A.C., and yeah,
that's how he always looks.
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Way back at Taylor Dyer's
sixth birthday party,
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I apparently beat him
at Duck, Duck, Goose,
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and he's claimed to be
my bitter rival ever since.
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I've tried ignoring him.
I tried explaining
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that both people have to care
for it to be an actual rivalry.
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But he's always just there.
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Hope you brought aloe vera,
Hailey Banks,
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because you're about to get burned.
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Why are you here, A.C.?
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As you know, I have been keeping track
of every competition we've ever had.
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-Oh, jeez, not the paper...
-On this paper.
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And you are currently one up.
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I am here to settle the score,
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and nothing will stop me.
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Aw! What the beans?
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The folds keep going the wrong way,
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and once you start,
it's just messed up from the...
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(BUGLE SOUNDING)
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(CHUCKLES) We're having fun, aren't we?
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Okay, we're gonna read the rules, folks.
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Teams can bring three plastic shovels,
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two pails and one personal bag
into the area of their choosing.
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All builders must stay
in their roped-off area,
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using only things within it
to build their castle.
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Exciting stuff!
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Don't do that.
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Architects! Nigh is the time of...
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-(AIR HORN BLOWING)
-Look how loud this is. So loud, right?
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Can you believe how loud this is?
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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(PANTING)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hi! Good pick, Hail.
Water access, shade from the bluffs,
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sand is a bit loose,
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but nothing our triple-packing technique
can't fix.
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Rookie move,
picking the least level area, A.C.
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You're already off to a bumpy start.
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Oh, no! Whatever will I...
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Wait, what's this,
that just happens to be buried here?
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Gee, I just hope
I can guess the password
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on this here control tablet.
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Hey, it's my birthday.
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(CHUCKLES MALICIOUSLY)
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That is such a lucky break.
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We're just going to have to step up
our game. Hey, Dad?
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And, done. First brick.
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Phew! I gotta pace myself. Musubi break.
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You know, Dad, I was thinking,
maybe we could try
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for a little bigger castle this year.
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I mean,
what if we just did double packing?
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(LAUGHS) And make a sandcastle
that will only last a week?
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Isn't this a one-day contest?
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Hailey, mai maka'u i ka hana.
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Any job worth doing
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is worth doing right.
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Yeah. Dad, you know what?
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I'm gonna work over here for a bit.
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Scott, give me some raisins.
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Wait, what is this?
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This beach is crawling
with carpenter crabs,
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who build around their food sources
to protect them.
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GREGORY: Ah!
A western power casts its shadow
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upon the eastern giant.
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ZOOT: I like those little robots.
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(SLURPS)
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Is that a sardine?
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-Ahhh! Beta!
-You are mine.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh! All under control.
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Thanks, Beta. Good luck.
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How dare she thwart
my brilliant sabotage?
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This means war.
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Gee, who knew the beach
would be so warm?
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I'd sure be a "fan"
of something that could cool me down.
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Pun intended and well executed.
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Wow. The Breeze Blaster 4000.
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The world's most powerful
battery-operated fan,
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which just so happens to be available
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at my parent's store, Fans Plus.
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What a coincidence!
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Yeah, that's a huge coincidence.
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I'm starting to think A.C. buried
some of that stuff beforehand.
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-To cheat!
-(SCOFFS)
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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GREGORY: The Black Plague,
the Sacking of Rome,
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shampoo in thine eyes,
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tragedies all but small
compared to this.
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What the beans? Is that sea...
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(GRUNTS)
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Yeah, it's seaweed.
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Fire!
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-(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
-(HUMMING)
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All droids to the front lines.
All droids to the front lines!
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Hailey, you should know, A.C.'s droids
are overpowering the crabs
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on the battlefield.
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Yes, Scott, I can see.
It's literally three feet away.
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It's time. Release the twins.
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Heaven help us all.
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(RUMBLING)
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(COOING)
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(LAUGHING)
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GREGORY: The crab queen's monsters
all heave and smash
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but unseen to all,
looms the sugar crash.
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What? Greg, have you been speaking
in rhyme this entire time?
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Have I?
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(GRUNTS)
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(SNORING)
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Time to finish this.
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The crabs are gone,
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the catapults are dismantled,
the twins are passed out.
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Honestly, I don't want to wake them up.
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-(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
-(HUMMING)
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Aquari... Aguami... Uh...
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Oh! Just do the thing we talked about.
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(CRYING)
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That thing that you just...
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Whoa.
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Contest got kind of crazy this year.
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What have I done?
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Now, we're never going to win.
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And everyone else's castles
are destroyed, too.
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Not everybody's.
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But the wind, the water,
the small-scale war?
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Are no match
for the triple-packing technique.
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-Remember, any job worth doing...
-Is worth doing right.
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Whoa!
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Déjà vu.
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Except your dad said it earlier
and we were there.
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It didn't sink in with you then,
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-but now you've learned...
-I get it, Scott.
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What ho!
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This last bastion shan't be other than
victor's hall.
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I think you win by default.
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(CLAPPING SOFTLY)
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(BEEPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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What the beans?
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Oh, yeah. Even better
than a participation ribbon.
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And don't forget your sweet $25
Gravy Cakes gift card.
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-Who wants wet cake?
-ALL: We do!
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This is disgusting.
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BOTH: Mmm-hmm.
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KAI: Too wet.
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We did it, old friend. We did it.
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(SQUAWKS)
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Come on, bug off, you dumb...
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No, I didn't mean to... Ahhh!
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Not today, Hungry Hank.
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(BELL RINGING)
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And tongs down.
The lunch buffet is closed.
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Scott, Hailey, clean it up.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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HAILEY: Oh, yeah
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SCOTT: Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-(EXCLAIMS)
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HAILEY: You're probably wondering
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what I'm doing with a hot dog
and chocolate pudding pizzarito, right?
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Wait, is that what I look like
when I eat?
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Anyway, when the lunch buffet ends
at U.F. Dough,
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Scott and I graciously donate our time
to clean up the leftover food,
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and by cleanup,
I mean stuff our face-holes.
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Your gluttony disgusts me.
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Do you want a bite?
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Even if I could eat,
I wouldn't eat that.
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Now focus up, chow hounds.
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The next most optimal list item
for you to complete is number 89.
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Be in a school musical.
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Me? Sing in front of lots of people?
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Hailey, that's crazy perfect timing.
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The school musical
is just a few weeks away.
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And my girlfriend Kristine,
who I'm full on dating now,
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well, she's writing, directing
and starring in Hats, The Musical.
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Let me guess, it's about hats.
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How did you know that?
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-You really are a supercomputer.
-Whoa!
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Be in a musical?
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Me? I mean, sure, I've always wanted
to be in a musical. Who hasn't?
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But I've never sung
in front of an audience.
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I'd be so nervous.
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Come on, Hai, you sing
for your uncles' band all the time.
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ALL: (SINGING) Just look at the sky glow
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Who cares where the time goes
A beautiful night
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Totally different.
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I don't sing for my uncles,
I sing with them.
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Hey, maybe we could sing together.
I got a lead role.
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-BOTH: Really?
-Yeah.
250
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,622
But it was a tough audition process.
251
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,415
Hi, I'm Scott. And I'd like to...
252
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,918
(EXCLAIMS) You got the part, boyfriend!
253
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,878
Show business is hard work.
254
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,797
SUNNY: You talking about the musical?
255
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,757
I love musicals, and I'm so glad
256
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,010
Scott is putting himself out there
and exploring the arts.
257
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,847
Unlike me, who spent my best years
in a dark room studying anatomy,
258
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,851
when all I wanted to do was bring
a slice of happiness to the people.
259
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,102
(MAN BURPS)
260
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,730
Even him. Anyway, great news,
261
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,566
I'm taking the whole night off
to see your show.
262
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:42,112
You are? But you never take time off.
Not even for Becker's birth.
263
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,280
What can I say?
264
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,367
I like to multitask,
plus, Darryl's gonna cover for me.
265
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,910
-Ahhh!
-(DISHES SMASH)
266
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:55,793
Or maybe I'll close for the night.
Are you gonna be in the musical too?
267
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,045
Uh, I don't know.
268
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,298
You wouldn't be performing alone.
I'd be there to back you up.
269
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,717
Come on. It might be fun.
270
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:07,054
I'll do it.
I just need to find the perfect role.
271
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,682
Perfect.
272
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,725
ALL: (SINGING) He's fedorable
273
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,770
Yeah, yeah,
Unignorable
274
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,438
Yeah, yeah.
275
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,108
With the softest brim
A dented crown
276
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,069
He's the slickest lid in town
277
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,572
He's fedorable
278
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,576
You guys, that was incredible.
279
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,787
Snaps all around,
but a little constructive criticism.
280
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,164
Some of you are dancing
like you have two left feet.
281
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,041
But I do have two left feet.
282
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,377
I apologize, Tina.
283
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,170
That cliche is outdated and offensive.
284
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,214
And you were
the only one doing it right.
285
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,842
Everyone else, be more like Tina!
286
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,552
Now, let's take a break.
287
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,179
Then Scott and I will rehearse
our big love duet.
288
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,264
Eee!
289
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:53,309
You heard the boss.
Take five, a true five.
290
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,228
Everyone, clear the stage.
Important set piece coming through.
291
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,855
And it ain't stopping for no one.
292
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,900
Clear, clear, clear.
293
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,944
-What's up, Hailey?
-Becker?
294
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,821
I didn't take you as a theater fan.
295
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,906
I'm not.
296
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,742
But I am a fan of smashing
the sets with a sledgehammer
297
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,951
once the show is done.
298
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,162
The perk of being a techie.
299
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,040
Becker, or should I call you "sister,"
300
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,125
now that Scott and I are full on dating?
301
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,877
Not if you like your eyebrows.
302
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,795
There's one teeny, tiny thing I need.
303
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,381
The spotlight at the end
of the Fedorable number
304
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,634
just isn't quite bright enough.
305
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,928
It's already
at the highest setting, boss.
306
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,723
Well, it's very important
it's even brighter.
307
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,935
We need to get the scene
the perfect hat-mosphere.
308
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,269
Well... (SIGHS)
309
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,148
We're already working with 3,000 lumens
in a two-way converter box,
310
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,777
but I guess I could bypass
the restrainer block.
311
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,072
I don't understand a word of that,
but it sure sounds exciting.
312
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,365
Eee!
313
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,075
Grand jeté!
314
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,493
Isn't this fun?
315
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,121
Then we do the whole spinny thing
and then we tappity-tap,
316
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,498
and then...
317
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,333
La, la, la, la
318
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,503
I just want the show to be really good
for my mom.
319
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,672
No worries. The show is great.
320
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,298
Whoo-hoo!
321
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,176
HAILEY: The show is not great.
The story doesn't make sense,
322
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,595
the costumes are ridiculous,
and it's way too long.
323
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,681
But there are some
surprisingly catchy songs.
324
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,307
(SINGING) He's fedorable
325
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,934
Yeah, yeah
326
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,937
Unignorable
The softest brim
327
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,271
A dented crown
328
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,565
He's the slickest lid in town
329
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,777
-O-M-G-sharp.
-(GROANS)
330
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,197
Hailey, your voice is glam-tastic.
331
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,325
I need to write you
a coat rack solo called, I'm Hooked.
332
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,245
Oh, no, I'm happy as a silent coat rack.
333
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,706
Aw. Sad face emoji.
334
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,041
Well, you can still change your mind.
335
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,252
We still have a few weeks
till opening night.
336
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,379
It's opening night!
337
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,131
Boys, act louder.
338
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,384
Tina, the box set starts
on your rightmost left foot.
339
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,553
I don't know which is which anymore.
340
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,931
Becker, did you brighten the spotlight
for the end of the Fedorable number?
341
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,182
Don't worry, boss.
342
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,559
I read you loud and clear.
343
00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,810
(PANTING)
344
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,896
Looks like the audience
is brimming with excitement.
345
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,231
(CHUCKLES) Am I right?
346
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,109
(CHUCKLES) Killer hat pun, Hails,
but something's happening.
347
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,653
I have this weird rumbling
in my stomach,
348
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:14,033
like little butterflies are being eaten
by fire-breathing dragons
349
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,826
Sounds like nerves.
350
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,619
There's a first time for everything.
351
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,039
Wait, you've never been nervous before?
352
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,708
-I feel that way all the time.
-Really?
353
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,210
If I had to sing in front
of that audience tonight,
354
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,255
I'd be so nervous
I'd freeze and forget all the words
355
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,966
and then tumble off the stage
and break both my legs.
356
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,970
Uh... Well, break a leg.
357
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,932
I mean, you know, not literally,
just, have fun out there!
358
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,606
(SINGING) Welcome to Hattington's
Selling you a hat again
359
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,940
No shenanigans
360
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,859
Any hat on a platter, man.
361
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,321
Every shape and style
A go-to shop
362
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,824
Come in and grab a brim
Welcome to Hattington's
363
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,451
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
364
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,287
Yes!
365
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:05,084
Hat on a hat, on a hat, on a hat
366
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,462
What could be better than that?
367
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,673
Sombrero, sombrero
368
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,802
Wish I were a sombrero
369
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:19,264
Instead I'm a lame beret
370
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:24,103
Three-million four-hundred
Ways to hide your head
371
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,856
Why bother washing your hair
372
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,609
Just cover it instead
373
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,821
Am I a hat?
374
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,117
In my dreams
I cover the whole head
375
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,327
Instead of being just a brim
376
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,288
He's fedorable
377
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,250
Yeah, yeah
Unignorable
378
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,960
Yeah, yeah
379
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,629
With the softest brim
A dented crown
380
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,507
He's the slickest lid in town
381
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,384
He's fedorable
382
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,095
-(SCREAMS)
-(AUDIENCE GASPS)
383
00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,930
-(GASPS)
-Ahhh!
384
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,515
Ow!
385
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,642
Jonathan, Thad...
386
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,686
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
387
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,689
You're welcome.
388
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,232
Ow! Oh!
389
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:14,027
My ankle. And before our big love duet.
390
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,197
It's impossible to sing
with a sprained ankle.
391
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,532
But it's the best song.
392
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,827
-I wanted my mom to see it, and...
-Hailey, you could do it.
393
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,913
-You have an incredible voice.
-Me?
394
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,208
But the nerves,
the butterflies, the dragons.
395
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,795
I know. But once you start singing,
that will totally go away.
396
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,630
Please?
397
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,009
I want to, but I'm sorry.
398
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,720
I just can't.
399
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,223
It's okay. I can do it by myself.
400
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,809
Kristine, sun hat costume, please.
401
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,062
But, Scott, you can't sing
a duet by yourself.
402
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,691
Yeah. Well, they said man would
never walk on the Sun either.
403
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,653
But those brave astronauts
proved them wrong.
404
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,655
Break a leg, boyfriend.
405
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,117
Pillbox, Stetson, bonnet, balaclava,
406
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,286
shower cap, the Santa hat.
407
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,750
We're like pancakes and ice cream
408
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,795
Public pools and chlorine
409
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,255
(GASPS)
410
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,341
Like spaghetti and...
411
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,720
Like spaghetti and...
412
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,223
Um... Mango?
413
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,726
HAILEY: Going out on that stage
in front of all those people
414
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,896
was the last place on Earth
I would ever want to be.
415
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:35,150
But for some reason, at that moment,
it didn't matter.
416
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,985
Because Scott needed my help.
417
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,907
Like spaghetti and...
Like spaghetti and...
418
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,620
Like spaghetti and meatballs
Are meant for each other
419
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,455
Or two puzzle pieces
420
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,250
BOTH: Like hot dogs and mustard
421
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,544
You, you fit me perfectly
422
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:59,466
Can't help but serenade ya
'Cause our love is tailor-made, yeah
423
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:03,011
You, you fit me perfectly
424
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:08,267
If I'm a lock, then you're the key
You fit me perfectly
425
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,768
Yeah
426
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:15,232
You fit me perfectly
Yeah, yeah
427
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:20,028
-Like pancakes and ice cream
-Waffles and ice cream
428
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,031
BOTH: Anything and ice cream
429
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:29,621
You fit me perfectly
430
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,083
Oops.
431
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,669
-Yeah, Scott!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
432
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,591
I owe it all to the hats.
433
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,304
Thanks for saving me out there, Hails.
434
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,473
And hey, you actually sang on stage
in front of people.
435
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,851
Wait, I totally did.
436
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,812
And it was kind of awesome.
437
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,480
I think I want to do it again.
438
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,191
(ALL GASP)
439
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,694
KRISTINE: Becker! Stop!
440
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,739
We still have five more performances.
441
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,908
Why? The show is already a smash hit.
442
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,870
KRISTINE: Becker!
443
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,538
-(SMASHING CONTINUES)
-(BECKER LAUGHS)
444
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:12,873
(CHORUS SINGING)
445
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,959
He's fedorable! Yeah, yeah!
446
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,962
Unignorable! Yeah, yeah!
447
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,007
With the softest brim
A dented crown
448
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,718
He's the slickest lid in town!
449
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,977
With the softest brim
A dented crown
450
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,480
He's the slickest lid in town!
451
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,190
He's fedorable!
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