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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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You gotta be kidding me.
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"Removed from major platforms."
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"Cancelled."
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Fuck.
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Oh. Hey.
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Hi.
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Uh, Ava's out with Tory.
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Oh, that's okay. I'm here to see you.
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Come on in.
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Is everything okay?
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Can I get you something to drink?
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I know about the podcast.
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About the podcast? What podcast?
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You're "Based on a True Story,"
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and you made a deal
with the Westside Ripper.
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- Um, well...
- Mm-mm.
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I saw the texts.
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Look, we were cancelled.
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Okay? We're cancelled. It's over.
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There's... there's
nothing to talk about.
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I know how to save it.
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You know how to save the podcast?
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Can we sit?
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Uh, yeah. Sure.
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Um...
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have a seat.
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So here's what I'm thinking.
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Your brand is you're these rebels,
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right, these rulebreakers?
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So fuck the system.
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Fuck Apple. You can
make your own platform.
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There's no ads, no sponsors.
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You just charge fans to join up.
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- Like a subscription.
- Exactly like a subscription.
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Ten bucks a month,
you'll be raking it in,
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and, best of all,
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you won't have to answer to anybody.
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And what do you get?
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Uh, just a small, little piece.
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I stay quiet, we all make money.
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- Easy.
- What are you doing?
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Don't... I don't think you should...
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Just put me in, Coach.
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Just put it in, Coach.
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Uh, you... you should leave.
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Okay. I'll leave.
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Oh, fuck.
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Go.
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Go. Go away.
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- Go away.
- What?
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Oh, nothing. The dog's watching.
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What dog?
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Nothing. McEnroe.
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Oh, God.
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Get outta here. Go.
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Go. Don't lick me.
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- Why?
- No, I mean the dog.
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What are you doing?
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Uh, nothing.
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What are you doing?
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I know how to save the podcast.
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So...
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it's like Substack for podcasts?
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Totally subscription-based?
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Exactly.
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I fucking love it.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's totally on-brand.
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Fuck the woke police. We don't need 'em.
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- Don't need 'em.
- It's genius.
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Thank you. Thank you, Matt.
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Yeah.
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You just came up with
all of this in a dream?
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Crazy, right?
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Hey, Nate, you wanna throw tonight?
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Oh, tonight.
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Tonight, like, I... jeez.
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Tonight. Do we have a thing tonight?
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No. I mean, yes.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- You do?
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Hey, hey, uh...
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do you remember that crazy Simon guy,
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how he was gonna... what was he?
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He was gonna blow
your fucking brains out
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- and I saved your ass?
- Yes.
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Yes, and I really appreciate it.
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I do. I just...
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I can't throw tonight. I'm sorry.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, fine.
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That's fine. That is fine.
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It is.
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Oh, guys, you know what?
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If we're gonna do this new model,
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we should have, like, a premium level.
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You know, like, uh, "Ripper Superfans."
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You know? We give them an early heads-up
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on upcoming content.
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I think they'd really love that.
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What?
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I just really miss murdering people.
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Hmm?
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Look, it's who I am. It's what I do.
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- Oh, I wouldn't say that.
- But guys. Guys.
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I've actually already chosen someone.
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What?
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And, spoiler.
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You're gonna love it.
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- What does that mean?
- So I'm gonna do my thing,
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we'll regroup, touch base...
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What do you mean, you're
gonna do your thing?
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- See how you feel.
- No.
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Let's just call a time-out here.
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Maybe we touch base now.
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I can't. I'm busy. I'm sorry.
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- Okay.
- Can we...
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Matt?
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What are we gonna do?
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He won't stop talking
about his "new content."
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He's gonna announce it on the podcast.
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So it takes weeks. We got time.
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A-and Ruby? What are
we gonna do about her?
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We gotta cut her in.
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We got no choice. We
"Godfather" it, okay?
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We bring her in close,
keep an eye on her.
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No. You know what happens
when you bring Ruby in close?
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Someone ends up with
a fantastic blow job,
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and that someone is not gonna be me.
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Okay. So what's your idea?
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We keep her the fuck out, okay?
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And if she comes at us,
then we'll deal with it then.
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Wouldn't have this problem
if you didn't drop the burner.
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Are you serious? Is
that what this is about?
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The burner?
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I wanted to get the dog out of there,
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and you knew it. I told you five times.
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Okay. So this is my fault.
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I asked you to take the dog out.
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You kept saying no.
So whose fault is that?
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I'm outta here.
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Hey.
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Don't do this! Please, come on!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! Ahh!
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My eyes! Oh, my God!
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I can't see!
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Get away! What are you doing?
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- My eyes!
- What is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with you?
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Don't you have, like,
a job or something?
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How do you have time to do that?
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Oh, my God.
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That was, like, something
out of "National Geographic."
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What are you even doing in here?
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This is a jerk-off zone.
Everyone knows that.
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Well, my jerk-off zone is broken.
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- This house is falling apart.
- God.
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How did you even get
your hand down there?
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I'm pregnant. I'm not paralyzed.
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Yeah, no, you're
definitely not paralyzed.
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There's a lot of fast,
record-breaking action
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- going on down there.
- Okay, you know what?
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I'm not gonna be pregnant-shamed by you.
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I'm normal. Everything I did was normal.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Okay. What's the hot new
trends in pregnancy sex?
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Please enlighten me.
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Oh, wow. A lot of things, actually.
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A lot of hot, sexy, exciting things.
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You wouldn't be able to handle it.
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Well, I guess it is like
an instant threesome.
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You're disgusting!
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You were getting pretty
into it down there,
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you and the fetus.
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- Who's the third party?
- Okay.
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Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. Sure.
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Wait, so it's, like...
like, a secret fantasy?
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So not the husband.
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- Be quiet.
- Who's in the rotation?
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- I'm not telling you.
- Tell me.
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- Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
- Okay, whatever.
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Whatever. Fine.
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He's a... he's a buyer
that I'm working with.
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I'm actually seeing
him later today again.
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- You're seeing him again?
- I'm not seeing him.
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I show him houses, okay?
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So I've been seeing more of him.
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But, no. It's nothing.
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He just happens to be hot
and young and very rich
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and, you know, whatever.
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So when I enter my jerk-off zone,
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he pops into my head.
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It's not a big deal.
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Can I give you some really good advice?
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No.
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You keep meeting up with
this secret fantasy guy
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in these big, sexy houses,
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you're gonna end up having sex...
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like, weird sex...
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for real.
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Hey, what's up, Coach?
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- Hey.
- How you doing?
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Finally fixing the crack.
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Yeah, man. The pickleball
guys complained.
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I mean, they get shit done.
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Wait, what? The pickleballers?
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Yeah.
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I've been trying to get
this crack fixed for weeks.
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They're pouring cement tomorrow, man.
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I mean, this whole fucking court
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is gonna be exclusively pickleball.
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This is court number
one. They can't do that.
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It's like tennis but smaller.
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Fucking pickleballers.
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Nathan.
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Nathan.
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Michelle, court one can't
be used for pickleball.
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It doesn't matter. Listen.
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Um, do you remember vouching
for your friend Matt?
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You said he was good people.
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- I never said that.
- Was that bro code for he's a fucking asshole?
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Because he's a douche. Yeah.
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He ditched me for no fucking reason,
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and he kept telling me
that I was a "dead end."
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- A dead end?
- Yeah.
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One minute we're having a great
time watching "FBoy Island,"
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and the next minute he had
this ice-cold look in his eyes
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like a total psycho,
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and then he said, "It's
over. You're a dead end,"
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over and over again. What
the fuck does that mean?
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I have no idea.
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He's going after Michelle.
She's the new content.
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She's the fucking one. What do we do?
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Should we warn her? Call
me when you get this.
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Okay.
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Help! Help!
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Shut the fuck up.
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I will fucking kill you.
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What the fuck is this?
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This was part of the deal, remember?
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We still throw.
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And, to be honest, Nate,
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you look like you need
some time with a buddy.
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You're still blue, right?
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No.
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No fucking way.
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First we need to talk
about this new content.
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First we're gonna throw.
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See?
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Fun, right?
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You know, Nate,
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I gotta tell ya,
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when you guys first
came to me with this,
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I thought one of us
would be dead in a week.
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I mean...
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Probably you if I'm honest, right?
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But I gotta say, this podcast...
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it is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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I've got thousands of fans reaching out,
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and I can just be the
real me for the first time,
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and that is all...
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all thanks to you.
265
00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:38,908
I-I don't think it's thanks to me.
266
00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:40,785
No, no, no. No, it is.
267
00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:43,121
Totally.
268
00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:45,832
Nate...
269
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:50,586
you have given me the
life I always wanted,
270
00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:52,964
and so I wanna help you out.
271
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,966
Now, I know you're going
through some stuff...
272
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,051
What the fuck are you talking about?
273
00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,928
You wanna know what I discovered
274
00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:01,305
when I followed my passion?
275
00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:04,100
Sacrifices... they have to be made.
276
00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:07,437
And I lost a few people that I love.
277
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,897
And you...
278
00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,691
I know you loved that dog.
279
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,025
Don't talk about my dog.
280
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,236
No, no, but you can't blame yourself.
281
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,822
That's just the world
throwing shit at you,
282
00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:18,864
and that's what it does when
283
00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:19,991
you're on the top of the mountain,
284
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,659
and that's where you are, buddy.
285
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:23,411
You're on the top, all right?
286
00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:26,122
It's gonna test you,
it's gonna tempt you,
287
00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:29,584
but you and Ava... you
just gotta stay tight.
288
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,920
My marriage is none of
your fucking business.
289
00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:35,006
Do you understand me?
290
00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:38,551
Yeah. I got it.
291
00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:41,220
I know about Michelle.
292
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:44,015
- What?
- You're gonna kill her.
293
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,770
Okay, but look.
294
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,772
Really, it benefits all of us.
295
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,898
- Please.
- Hey.
296
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,149
- Please no.
- Listen to me.
297
00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:54,734
It's gonna really help
with the spin-offs.
298
00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:57,195
No fucking spin-offs.
There's no new content.
299
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,821
As a friend, you've
gotta listen to me, okay?
300
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,823
- It's not your fault, all right?
- What are you talking about?
301
00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:02,825
Look, you didn't know
what that guy was gonna do.
302
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,993
- What guy?
- Okay, sure.
303
00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:05,661
You put the dog in the room.
304
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:17,465
There it is.
305
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,342
There it is.
306
00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:21,511
There's the guy that beat Federer.
307
00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:26,682
You feel that?
308
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,602
That killer instinct?
309
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:31,646
It's back.
310
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:38,194
All right, and here we
have your sauna, of course,
311
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:40,738
and this beautiful cascading waterfall
312
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,824
into your private Jacuzzi,
313
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,910
and a gorgeous ten-person shower.
314
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,037
Yeah.
315
00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:52,542
Oh, my God.
316
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,293
Whew.
317
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,504
Yeah.
318
00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:01,217
Oh.
319
00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:04,387
Uh, it's a whole lot of shower.
320
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,639
Uh-huh.
321
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:13,646
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
322
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,690
We just... I gotta we gotta
get this out in the open.
323
00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:16,899
We gotta talk. We gotta talk right now,
324
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,276
because I can't take it anymore,
325
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:21,612
and I think we both know
what's going on here.
326
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:24,741
We are both clearly
very hot for each other,
327
00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:26,826
and if we keep meeting in these
big, sexy, beautiful homes,
328
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:29,036
you and I are gonna end up
in one of these big showers,
329
00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:30,580
tearing each other's clothes off,
330
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,915
having amazing sex, and
coming, like, ten times.
331
00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:34,917
And I can't do that. I am married.
332
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:37,754
I love my husband, even though
that would be incredibly hot
333
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,172
and sexy and sweaty
334
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,965
and all the things
that you want it to be.
335
00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:42,383
But it's not gonna happen.
336
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,302
And I'm sorry, sir, but that is...
337
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,429
it's... that's just what it is.
338
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,347
Ugh!
339
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,809
Glad we got that off our chests, huh?
340
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,603
Uh, yeah.
341
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:57,148
I-I have no idea what
you're talking about at all.
342
00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,358
What?
343
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,693
So I just thought you'd be a good agent.
344
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:03,112
I don't... I don't need
to come... ten times?
345
00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:06,240
Was that it? I just
need a house. That's...
346
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:07,283
You're fucking kidding, right?
347
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,285
- No.
- You haven't had the...
348
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,287
you haven't thought
the things that I'm...
349
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:14,123
that I thought? You haven't...
350
00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:15,917
Not even once.
351
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,377
Oh.
352
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:20,004
- You're pretty, though.
- Oh, my fucking God.
353
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:49,200
Hey.
354
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:03,631
Sure I can't get you a drink?
355
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,466
I'm good, thank you.
356
00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:10,722
So what's this about?
357
00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:15,727
I know Ava told you.
358
00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,814
That I know about the podcast.
359
00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:23,276
I think you should come
back when Ava's here
360
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,111
and we can all talk about it.
361
00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:27,071
Yeah. Yeah, no,
362
00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:29,031
I already tried that at the party.
363
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:30,366
She wasn't interested.
364
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:33,202
Well, then that's it.
If Ava's out, I'm out.
365
00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:34,537
Well, just hear me out.
366
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:37,915
You guys have put me in
a really bad spot here.
367
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,834
- We have?
- Yeah.
368
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,711
We're the only three
people on the planet
369
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:44,172
who know who the
Westside Ripper is, right?
370
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,549
And the only reason that you
guys aren't going to the police
371
00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:49,427
is because of the podcast, but, see,
372
00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:52,221
I don't have the podcast.
373
00:16:52,263 --> 00:16:55,266
So I'm thinking I should
just turn this guy in,
374
00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:56,517
otherwise I'm just letting him kill
375
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:58,478
more innocent people, right?
376
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,354
He's not killing anyone.
377
00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,564
Are you sure about that?
378
00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:04,233
Okay, Ruby, let's... let's... come on.
379
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:05,568
Let's work together on this.
380
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:09,489
What if... what if we gave you, um...
381
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,741
50,000 per episode?
382
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,913
Do you think I came here
to ask you for money?
383
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,290
No, I don't need money.
384
00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:22,085
I want a front-row seat
to the Westside Ripper
385
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:25,463
becoming the biggest celebrity
on this fucking planet.
386
00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,757
That's what you want?
387
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:29,926
I mean,
388
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,261
isn't that why you did it?
389
00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:38,476
Ava's gonna be back any minute.
390
00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:42,772
Nate, do you remember
what you told me in Vegas
391
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:45,191
on the dance floor?
392
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:49,445
I would love it if the three
of us could do this together.
393
00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:52,490
And I was thinking that...
394
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:58,871
Maybe you could talk to Ava about it?
395
00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:01,124
Wouldn't that be fun?
396
00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:33,990
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
397
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,199
Hi. I got your message.
398
00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:36,868
It's all good. Michelle's safe.
399
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,035
I talked to Matt.
400
00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:39,203
Oh, okay. What happened?
401
00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:40,955
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
402
00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:43,124
I'm gonna... hey, I'm
gonna blindfold you.
403
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,375
You're not putting that on me.
404
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,502
- Well, I gotta... I'm gonna...
- No.
405
00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:48,087
Okay, I gotta put it on in the car.
406
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,172
- I gotta...
- I'm not putting that on.
407
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,465
I... just trust me.
408
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,799
- I got a surprise for you.
- I don't think so.
409
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:53,760
Just... just trust me.
Just put it on in the car.
410
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,435
- All right. Can't see.
- We're almost there.
411
00:19:02,477 --> 00:19:04,353
- You know I'm pregnant, right?
- I got you.
412
00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:07,190
All right. But where are we?
413
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,524
Okay.
414
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,234
All right. Come on.
415
00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:11,903
- Where are we?
- Okay.
416
00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:16,491
Happy anniversary.
417
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,910
- What?
- Our Malibu dream house.
418
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,495
I've been tracking it for a while.
419
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:21,621
I just pulled the trigger.
420
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,873
It's a lease with an option to
buy in case you don't love it.
421
00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:25,708
Well, I... of course I love it,
422
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,461
but I think we... can we
talk about this for a second?
423
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:31,714
Look at this view. Look
at this killer view.
424
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,550
Gonna swim with the dolphins out here.
425
00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:36,552
- Look at this spot.
- Yeah.
426
00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:38,471
- It's amazing, right?
- Yeah.
427
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:40,848
I...
428
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,976
Gonna have the best
summer of our lives here.
429
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,561
Do you like it?
430
00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:47,188
This is beautiful, babe, but, like,
431
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:50,358
what... what are... what are we doing?
432
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,651
What do you mean what are we doing?
433
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,403
We're... it's our dream house.
434
00:19:53,444 --> 00:19:55,571
That's what we're doing.
435
00:19:55,613 --> 00:19:57,740
We have been struggling big time.
436
00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,534
I think you know that, right?
437
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,703
And a marriage can only
stretch so far before it breaks,
438
00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:04,580
and I don't want us to break.
439
00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:05,957
Don't worry. We're not gonna break.
440
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,251
No one's breaking here.
441
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,627
I think this whole fucking situation
442
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:11,921
has put way more pressure on us
443
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:13,256
than we actually
thought it would, so I...
444
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,632
Yes. Yeah.
445
00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,426
The world is coming at
us. That's what it does.
446
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:20,346
It tests you. It tempts you.
447
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:21,764
What does that mean?
448
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:25,309
It means that we gotta stay tight.
449
00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:29,063
That's why I got us the house. Oh.
450
00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:31,774
Okay. Babe, it's not about the house.
451
00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:33,609
The house is amazing, but
it's not about the house.
452
00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:36,237
It's about us. I want us to be happy.
453
00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:37,613
We haven't been connecting at all.
454
00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,574
We were fighting about
everything... the burner,
455
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,784
Ruby, the dog... doesn't
that bother you at all?
456
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:44,620
What bothers me is that I
just made our dreams come true
457
00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:45,872
and, for whatever reason,
458
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,498
you wanna focus on busting my balls.
459
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,833
- That's what's bothering me.
- Oh, my...
460
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,251
- why do you have to do this?
- It's never enough.
461
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,627
- That's not true.
- It is true.
462
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,254
It's been true for 12 years.
463
00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:54,797
Don't "12 years" me!
464
00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,591
Yeah, you're so busy comparing us
465
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,634
to all your rich friends...
the house is too small.
466
00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:00,595
The yard's too small. The car sucks.
467
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,763
Is that the kind of
person you think I am?
468
00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:03,222
You think I am that shallow?
469
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:05,141
Does it really matter I
didn't make the top ten?
470
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:06,350
Oh, my God.
471
00:21:06,392 --> 00:21:07,685
I'm sorry I didn't make Federer money.
472
00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,645
Does it really matter?
I'm still the same person.
473
00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:11,814
Let me ask you... I'm just curious.
474
00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:14,567
Where's the cutoff to
stop loving somebody?
475
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:16,569
Is it a top ten? The top 20? What is it?
476
00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:18,321
I have never cared about the money.
477
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,156
I care that you gave up!
478
00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:21,532
I gave up on tennis?
479
00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:22,617
Are you serious?
480
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:26,855
- I tore my fucking ACL!
- You gave up on life!
481
00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:29,123
You gave up on us!
482
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,461
Where are you going?
483
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:34,670
- You're leaving?
- Yep.
484
00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:36,506
Doesn't feel good, does it?
485
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,508
Come on. Don't do that. Please.
486
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:41,010
Oh, my Go... ahh!
487
00:21:41,052 --> 00:21:42,220
Oh!
488
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
489
00:22:52,749 --> 00:22:54,792
Nice shot, Dad.
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