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Are you ready, Ivan?

Ready, Commander.

We are approaching the area.
Blow up the building.

What are you waiting for? Detonate!

What are you waiting for?
I said, Detonate!

What are you waiting for?
Detonate! Detonate!

We want our freedom!

Where are you going, Comrade?

I am going to find a free country.
- But this is your country.

No. Not like this. I must go now.

But that was two years ago,
when Ivan defected from the Russians.

Yes, well, he's sprung loose again.
- I can't believe that.

He's supposed to be our big hero.
- Well, you better believe THIS.

His powers have more than considerably
increased since YOU worked with him.

In fact he's become dangerous.

What do you mean?
- You'll be briefed later.

What are you talking about?
- We would like you to help us find him.

Ivan is not my responsibility any more. Not
since YOU kicked me out of YOUR department.

Now look here, Warren, for god's sake,
that man is out there now, blowing up things

Westec Chemical for instance.

Wait a minute. I thought that
was supposed to be an accident.

Oh, Hart, we're not going to teil
the whole damn world about it are we?

Oh, for god's sakes.

Look, I could have you transferred back
to my section if that's what you want.

But I thought, as he was a friend
of yours, you might want to help him.

Ivan is obviously
disturbed. He could get hurt.

What the hell are you doing?

It's Russian Black Tea. Want some?

Alright! So what if I do
decide to help? What then?

Good boy.

I've paired you with Agent
Buchanan of Special Operations.

Look now, Colonel, I
really don't need any of

your military watchdogs
breathin' down my neck.

There's a nice birdy on seven, CD.

Now, quite seriously, Warren.

Agent Buchanan was involved in this
damn project long before Ivan defected.

Now that should be helpful to you.

I think it's a bad idea
pairing up a military

officer with a scientist
on a mission like this.

Colonel Vaughn. How are you?

Well, you must be Warren Hart.
I thought you'd be older.

Hi, Maila Buchanan

Nice to meet you.

I think it's a great idea
paring up a military officer

with a scientist on
a mission like this.

What's that stuff for?

We might need it to protect ourselves.
- To protect ourselves?

It's our orders. Ivan is unpredictable.

I thought we were just
supposed to talk to him.

Yeah, but suppose he
doesn't want to listen.

You know, your friend's
gone a little nuts.

He's been blowin' up
factories all over the place.

They nicknamed him "Firehead".

But I don't understand.
Why would he do this?

What exactly were you
working on before he cracked?

You're pretty handy with that thing
must take a lot of field experience.

Hey, now, now, now. I don't know what
to do with this thing now. Take it back.

When you need to use
it, you'll figure it out.

When you need to use it,
then you'll figure it out.

It was terrible, just terrible. I tell ya,
they heard the blast clear over in Richmond.

Thats about twenty,
twenty two miles from here.

Thats incredible. Was anyone injured?

No, thank God. It happened
in the middle of the night.

Two security guards were there, but...
- The destruction was almost total.

He knocked out the entire storage
facility in every laboratory.

And you should have seen the bombs.

Bombs? What bombs?

The bombs they were building. I saw 'em.
They were big as hog's dicks on Sunday.

Sorry, Ma'am.

Was this another one of
Fulbright's "pet projects"?

I don't know.
- You don't know.

Holy, what the hell is this? Jesus

Look at this?

Were there any explosives found?

None. No Sir, no residue. It IS odd.

But this wasn't caused by any
normal explosion. This thing looks

like a fusion reaction. That should
have taken the whole neighborhood.

Could you get your guys to
bring some equipment over?

We've got to run some tests. Thanks.
- Yes, Ma'am.

Tell me what you're not telling me.
Tell me how Ivan could do this?

You know Ivan has telekinesis.

They've worked with him so he
can actually move molecules.

What? You're telling me he can
mentally squeeze molecules? What?

Fusion, like a nuclear reaction?

He hasn't perfected it.
He's not THAT good yet.

But, if he developed
that ability, he could.

He could destroy the world.

So what else do you know? Like,
why would Ivan go nuts like this?

Like, why the hell won't you tell
me what you've been working on?

That's a nasty piece of work, Ma'am.

Thank you, Officer.
- You're welcome Ma'am.

So, where is your Russian "Doom Machine"
going to strike next, Vaughn?

I thought we might try to stop
him before he decides to act again.

Listen, we entered into this arrangement...
- Together.

Yes. And we're together now.

Ad orderum postum.
- The Upper Order.

Well, Westec's gone.

Charlie's plant is destroyed.

And together we'll share our losses.

Destruction of these facilities actually
fits quite nicely into our original plan.

Unless we're completely wiped out first.

That's being taken care of.
- By a research scientist? What can he do?

All he has to do is find him.
- And then what?

That's been taken care of.

Looking for lost
souls, old man? Me, too.

Hello? - Mister Simon,
there's a breach at your factory.

Shit. I'll be right there.

Taggart?
- What's this pansy doing here?

Well, hey, Taggart gosh,
my rod's bigger than yours.

Is he inside?

Tell them to stop firing!
Goddammit, you're gonna kill him!

Thats the idea, Pretty Boy.

Asshole!

Now, now, now, you gotta stop
them! Ivan is too important to lose.

Don't worry, they can't touch him.

The fucker's hiding
inside of that thing.

Well take cover and
blow the piss out of it!

Taggart Taggart! Can I
point out to you that blowing

up that shack would set
fire to the whole place?

Ah, they got insurance.
- What about the old watchman?

There's no trace of him.

How do you expect me to
make contact with Ivan

when you and this Bozo here to shoot
him down? - This was plain sloppy.

Sloppy? Did you see the way I blew
him up, did you see those flames?

That was clean, Babe.
Clean as a wolf's tooth.

"Clean as a wolf's tooth", Taggart?
Come on, who are you, Marlin Perkins?

Didn't you notice we didn't catch him?
Taggart, try not to be such a moron.

Now why dont you all just shut up?

I asked Taggart to sterilize the
scene if he couldn't find him.

And you're right, Warren, firing
on him was particularly stupid.

Hey look, it's the
old guy from the plant.

I seen him up close.
He was big, really big.

And mean, too. And those red eyes

I didn't see no red eyes.

Damn it, Ivan's not
ready for prime time.

Look here, Warren. You
simply must establish

personal contact with
him. There's no other way

We'e assembled some
background information on Ivan.

I suggest you go through this and try
and figure out where he might be hiding.

Yeah, yeah what are those
things behind the newsperson?

What are those, tiles or something?

Oh, who cares?

Come on, Hart. Let's go.

I've seen those tiles before.

What tiles?

Now get the police to beef up
security at these locations.

My God, you know where he's
going to strike. How did you...

Look, Taggart, you follow orders,
you get your pension. Now piss off.

Hi, Smith. Thanks for knocking.
- Look,Warren. I need help.

Yeah. So do I.
- Seriously, listen.

I've got the Aldehyde
reaction going, but when

I add the potassium
catalyst, nothing happens.

Doesn't your mother ever need attention?

Your Aldehyde solution is not hot
enough. It needs to be 160 degrees.

Thanks. What are you drawing?
- Oh, I don't know

It looks like the heat
shield tiles for the MX.

What do you mean, "MX"?
You mean like in the MX missile?

Yeah. They're made out
of graphite and they've

shaped funny like that
to fit the exhaust vent.

I saw it when we toured the
Vandenberg Air Force base.

Thats where Johnny Bromeyer
tried to kiss me but I told him.

Thats it. Thats the link! Every place he's
blown up has had some military connection!

Johnny never blew up anything!

Not Johnny, Ivan.
- I don't know anybody named Ivan.

Yes, but I DO.
Will syou shut up a second?

You seem kinda stressed.
Is everything okay at work?

No, everything's not okay at work. It
hasn't been okay in a couple of years.

But you used to have fun there.

In the old days, when
Pendleton was in charge.

Pendelton.

Pendleton was always straight forward.
He'd tell ya if he knew something.

You need to lighten up. You
wanna play a game of laser maze?

No you don't.
- You sweet thing.

Hart?

By God, it IS you. How are ya?

You're looking good, Pendleton.
- Good to see you.

Something's wrong, huh?

Come on.

So your man Ivan is hitting
military contractors, huh?

Yeah, but not obvious ones. Thanks!

Admiral. Everybody knows
that Westec makes fertilizer,

but practically nobody
knows they also make

one of the essential chemicals
for solid rocket propellant.

It's the same with Simoris
graphite. How did Ivan find out

they make the MX heat shield tiles?

It doesn't make sense if Ivan IS a
Russian spy, then he'd wanna be quiet.

Yeah?
- And if he WASNT gonna be quiet,

why didn't he blow up something
major like Lockheed or Hughes.

Because Ivan is not a spy.

He wouldn't do any of those things I know
the guy. Vaughn is not telling me something.

I'm sure that Ivan's activities are
linked with what they're working on.

Vaughn can't even stand the man.
- What do you know about him?

He was always a sneaky little bastard,
he and his old boy clique of perverts.

He'd trade the Statue of Liberty for

a couple of missiles if he
knew he could set them off.

Well, what the hell does the
Secretary of Defense think about him?

Fulbright?
- Yeah!

Secretary Fulbright is the
one who put him in charge.

But, if you ask me, it's
Vaughn who's calling the shots.

Pendleton, I gotta find out what Vaughn is
working on. I'm sure that Ivan found out.

Hart go back to your germs.
Youv'e a lot safer there.

Oh what about Ivan?

It sounds as if Ivan
can take care of himself.

Damn it, Pendleton!

Admiral, I've got to get
to the bottom of this thing.

How? Vaughn's not gonna tell you anything.
- Of course not.

But everything I need to know must be in
the computer files at Special Operations.

But you can't get in there.

No.

But you can.

Oh, shit I ain't cut out for this.

Son of a bitch!

Hey, come out here, butthead! Your mother's
on fire out in the hall. - What?

I said, your mother's on fire.
Out in the hall. - What?

Big mess.

I said, your mother's on fire.
Big mess. Out in the hall.

Son of a bitch!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

What are you doing?
Following me around?

What, are you gonna go
report back to Vaughn?

That's fine, cause I have a couple
of questions I'd like to ask him!

Hey, give me some credit, alright? I'm
not going to report anything to Vaughn.

Im supposed to be
your partner, remember?

Oh yeah, thats right.
You're my partner.

Well, then, maybe you could tell
me what this is? - What is that?

Oh, come on. I took the names of
the three companies that Ivan hit,

fed them into the
computer and guess what?

They all have brand new defense
contracts signed by Secretary Fulbright.

Well, there must be a hundred
companies with new contracts.

A hundred and five to be exact.

Imagine that I asked Mister
Computer to run those companies,

see if any of them
had anything in common.

And? - You tell me.
You're Special Operations.

Westec Chemicals - access
denied, Special Operations.

Simoris Graphite - access denied,
Special Operations.

DeVries Industries - access denied.

Access denied, access denied.
eight companies in all!

So what the hell you you people on?
What, are you going to blow up the world?

Is that what Ivan found out?

I don't know. - You don't know?
Well maybe I'll ask Vaughn myself.

I have top secret clearance.
I know the access codes.

Come on.

All those companies with the same
five people on the board of directors.

And Vaughn is one of them.

The Upper Order? What the hell is that?

There was an investigation about two
years ago. I think it was the C.I.A.

Well, can you access
the C.I.A. computer?

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
I don't believe this.

Who's this guy one of the Upper Order?
Where'd you get all this stuff?

Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain.

Bahrain? That sounds pretty
exotic. What were you doing there?

Travelling with Vaughn.
Special Operations business.

Yeah. Jesus, Vaughn and that group of
old farts and their "secret society".

Christ, they could be Neo-Nazis, or...

Well, they'd have to be pretty powerful
to stop an entire Grand Jury investigation

and close down a C.I.A. operation.

I don't know, I don't know, Maila.
I always thought it was a joke,

do you think there's really such a
thing as the Tri-lateral Commission?

I don't think Vaughn's that competent.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I still
think I'm in way over my head, though.

In over your head? You?

The guy who single-handedly pioneered high
velocity magnetism at room temperature?

You know about that?
- Are you kidding? I've been

a big fan of yours since your
early work on superconductors.

Come on!
- Believe it or not, physics and

chemistry are hobbies of mine.
- I didn't know that!

You never really asked
me anything about myself.

Oh, you always look so tough.

How is this?

That'll help.

How about this?

Yeah, we have to get drunk.

23., 29., or higher.

What?
- What's the date today?

The 30th.

No it's not! It's after
midnight! It's the 31st!

Another prime number! I gotta go!

Hart?

Hart?

Hart?

You missed the last flight to
Cleveland, pal. Better get your hands up.

Geez! You startled me! I was lost...

Give it up! If you don't
have any I.D., you're dead.

Alright, take it easy.
It's in my pocket.

Take it out. Slow like.

Special Operations. Sorry, Admiral.

Oh! Sonofabitch! Oh, I
hate it when I do that!

Shit!

Having trouble old friend?

Nah.

Come with me!

Jesus Christ! What is it?

A pianist.

It's a new bomber, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?

It's Vaughn's new toy! It's connected with
that Upper Order, or whatever isn't it?

Oh, come on. tell me. You're one of
the good guys, aren't ya? Jesus Christ.

Ten seconds.

Wait a minute! Do you
know how to fly this thing?

You want to stay here?

Take care of them.

Wait a minute, I'm not a demolitions expert!
- Push the detonator, toss, and go boom!

Now you are a demolitions expert.

Hart?

No, babe Schwarzenegger.

Taggart? How did you get in here?

The Discover Card. Beats the
pants off of American Express.

How'd you expect Hart to get in?

The Ruskie bastard just
hit Vanguard Airfield,

and Vaughn wants you
and Hart over there stat.

Could you wait in the kitchen
while I put something else on?

Hart wasn't in his apartment.
Do you know where he is?

Then Vaughn gave me
the assignment take out

the N.I.H. Research
facility at Parker Center.

What? Jesus Christ, that's where I work!
I would've been killed! Thanks, buddy.

Not to belittle you, but I was
thinking more of the thousands

who would die if the biologicals
were released into the air.

Yeah? Well, them, too.

Christ, I knew Vaughn was a
maniac, but why would he do this?

I was to make it look
like Russian sabotage.

Sabotage? Oh, shit. Oh, I get it.

With a Russian threat, Vaughn could get
any arms appropriations passed he wanted!

You do not understand what
the Upper Order stands for.

It's not about money. Its about controlling
the world. They want an all-out war.

Jesus Christ.

So tell me, friend, how are
you involved in all this?

Ivan, what the hell are you doing? I'm on
your side for god sakes! What do ya think?

I mean, they just, they just want me,
wanted me to find you and talk to you.

Ivan, for God's sakes! I showed
up at the airstrip alone, didn't I?

Come on, I'm just trying to help ya!

I always thought that
I could trust you.

And you were in a bit of
trouble at the airfleld.

I just had to make sure.

But what I do not understand is why
you are so close to their assassin.

Assassin? What the hell
are you talking about?

That girl.
- Maila?

She's one of Special Operations'
top assassins. Her job is to kill me.

Oh, my God. I don't believe it.

She was so convincing. She was so good.

Women.
- So what the hell do we do now?

Don't worry. I'm going
to finish them one-by-one.

I expected you sooner.

Tell Vaughn that life, as men
have lived it, can only be

Oh, fuck it. Just tell
him he's a horse's ass.

Where the hell is Hart?
- I don't know. He disappeared.

When did you last see him?
- Last night.

That was one of a kind.

You think he's capable of finding Ivan?

Don't ask me, you hired him.

Buchanan, who's side are you on, anyway?

I'm just a government
employee, following orders.

Well, you follow this one - find him,
before he does something really stupid.

I know you can do it. You're
one of my favorite agents.

I had millions in that bird.
This is getting worse and worse!

No, it's getting better.
- You're joking! - I never joke.

You're crazy.
- I'm perfectly sane.

He's completely out of control now!
- Nothing is ever

out of my control! Don't you see?

Are you all as idiotic as the
vulgar throng we hold in contempt?

We had a plan to use Ivan to
precipitate a world crisis.

That plan was so sound

that even the intervention of unseen
hands actually came to our aid,

Yes! Your plant was destroyed,
your plane, your factory.

but who destroyed them? A Russian.

And that is the point. THAT is our plan.

Then we can still destroy
the N.I.H. Facility.

And they'll all believe that he
did it, because we'll MAKE 'em!

Our momentum continues.

Vaughn? Vaughn,
where you hiding, damn it?

Vaughn!

Good to see you, Mister Secretary.
- Likewise

So, what do you need?
- It's time.

I figured as much. I read the papers.
How do you want me to play it?

Well, Congress, as usual, won't take
to any increase in military spending,

even though the suggestion comes
from the Secretary of Defense.

So we're going to go for a
groundswell of public sentiment.

That ought to cinge your
hairs and make 'em jump.

A press conference for the media
BEFORE I present it to Congress?

Yes. You're gonna
get to teil the people

that there's a real Russian
spy loose in our midst.

Scare the shit outta everybody.

Then we're gonna hit
'em with the big one.

What big one? - Let me worry
about that, Mister Secretary.

You just keep from boiling
over back there in 'DC.

Jesus, Vaughn! Let's just keep
this one in perspective, okay?

Fulbright.

You don't wanna go back to being a
farm fuck assemblyman in Indiana. Do ya?

Well no, not really.

Then don't fuck with me.

It's only a pack of cigarettes.

Oh, God! What are you, nuts hanging out
here? What is this, Siberian snake chowder?

America, land of the free. Where else
can you have snakes for breakfast?

I never saw people go hungry
until I came to this country.

Yeah, we have Disneyland.

Land of moose and squirrel.

Thats Rocky and Bullwinkle, Ivan.

Don't tell me you've changed
your mind about this country too?

Oh, it's not the country.
It's the spirit that counts.

I miss the cold nights.
I miss the people.

I miss real vodka and real conversation.

If you love Russia so much,
why did you ever leave?

They wanted me to kill innocent civilians.
I could not do that. That is immoral.

And now Americans
want me to do the same.

Maybe all governments are evil.

But I am a man of principle.

Yeah, I got a few principles myself.
A few of these snakes would be alright.

I don't know. Why don't we
just go to the authorities?

These men ARE the authorities.

Yeah, but you don't expect the two of
us to take on the war machine, do ya?

I've been practising.

Jesus!

What's the range? What are the limits?

Jesus Christ!

Christ, Ivan you're incredible!

No more you don't know.

In a couple of hours,
my powers will return.

But Ivan. Jesus Christ!

Ivan, for all anybody knows, you're just
some maniac out there blowing up stuff.

And it just so happens that I have written
records of these guys' total activities!

The factories they own all the
Upper Order bullshit, the works!

This is what we need! Where is it?
- Back in Maila's apartment.

Oh shit, we gotta go.

I thought you were bringing
these to me. - Of course.

Let's go.

Do we know the identity
of this Russian spy?

Yes! His name is Ivan Tigor.

He arrived here two years ago under
the cover of a defector seeking asylum.

We believe he's in the company
of an American defector,

Doctor Warren Hart.

Could you give us more on the
American Scientist? Who is he?

Is he feeding the Russian
any classified information?

We're checking his files right now.

I'll give you more information
as it becomes available.

Mister Secretary!
Mister Secretary, Sir! - Yes. Edward.

What are you doing to
protect our country,

and what does this with regards to our
relations with the Russians and Glasnost?

I have pressed Congress for years
to increase our military funding.

I can only hope, and pray to God

that they recognize the severity
of this situation, and respond now.

I will advise the President to cease
diplomatic ties with the Russians.

Are you out of your mind? Where do you
come off with this "Russian Spy" business?

What are you trying to
do, start World War III?

But Mister President,
the evidence is clear.

He's been blowing up our military
installations. He's been killing

Now, cut the crap, Fulbright.

This isn't Lafayette, Indiana.
This is Washington, D.C.!

We've got the world to think about.

Now, I just signed a new trade
agreement with the Russians.

As a matter of fact, me and the first lady
are planning a trip to Moscow next month.

Now, how's that going to look?

Us walking down Red Square, and
you're down here playing war games?

But what am I supposed to do, Sir? - Just
catch the damn bastard and eliminate him.

I'll pick up the red phone and smooth things
over. I'll tell them we were misinformed.

Ah, yes

I thought we were in a hurry.

Ivan, a man has got to eat.
He needs protein. Come on, eat.

You do not like my snakes.
- Ivan, your snakes sucked.

What you need is some good American food.
Now put some ketchup on that and eat it.

More gravy?

Hart. - I, just asked
if you liked it. - Hart

OH, shit!

I cannot talk to you now, Captain. The
shields aren't gonna last much longer!

Smith, will you knock it off?

Hart? Hart, what? What's
wrong? I saw you on TV.

You're not really a
Russian spy, are you?

Of course not! Just listen to me. I'm
in big trouble and I need your help.

Yes.

Okay.

That's do-able, but you're really
gonna owe me for this one, Warren.

Anything, kiddo. Now listen to
me. I want you to be careful,

and don't let anybody see ya.
There's a lot of Romulans out there.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Mom! I'm going out for a little bit!

Don't bother me right now, sweetie.
Your mother's very busy.

Okay, Mom!

Smith, I knew you could do it,
honey! Come here and give me a hug.

Hi! I'm Smith! You must be the Russian spy.
Everybody's talking about you two.

Im Ivan Tigor, a friend.

I've never seen such
a big Russian before.

Now are you gonna tell me
what's REALLY happening?

I tell ya what, Smith. When this whole
thing blows over, you can write the book.

Honey honey, I don't have time to explain
why right now, but you can't come with us.

Here here's twenty bucks.
Take the cab home, okay?

What? You're going to
leave a twelve-year-old girl

all alone on a dark street at night?

Aren't you worried about me?

Not in the slightest.
Come on give me a hug.

I'm gonna take this
money and go to Vegas!

No you're not. You're gonna go straight
home. Now come here and give me a hug.

Thanks, babe.

Shit Taggart, is that
you again? Hart? Hart.

It all makes sense now.

Let go. You don't
understand. You're hurting me!

I understand that you're an assassin
and you lied to me! - I didn't lie!

Well, you didn't exactly tell me everything!
- I didn't know everything!

Well, what the hell do you know?
Who's side are you on, anyway?

I could not find the computer printouts.
- Shit! - Vaughn took them!

Vaughn? Taggart? What the hell is this?
Special Operations Rest Stop?

No, dammit! - Does Vaughn
know how I got those printouts?

DOES VAUGHN KNOW HOW
I GOT THOSE PRINTOUTS?!

Hart! He will kill you if you try again.

SHIT!

Pendleton. We gotta get Pendleton
to walk us right in there.

I got enough evidence.
I know he'll help us.

What about her?

She'll come with us.

Frank? FRANK?

Oh, dammit, Ivan. Something's wrong.

Frank! Oh, shit, Frank!

Hart

It is a trap!
- Son-of-a-bitch!

Get these fuckers!

Shit!

Hart back door, keep your head down.

Shit!
Son-of-a-bitch!

Shit

Hart, look out!

Oh, Christ Christ, Ivan, it'll be a
miracle if we get out of here alive.

Miracles happen.

Yeah, but even if we
do, all the evidence we

have on Vaughn and his
gang has been destroyed!

It's just our word against theirs.

Christ, the whole
country's against us.

Every cop and his brother
is out looking for us!

If we are going down,
let's take Vaughn with us.

"Lets take Vaughn with us"?

Okay, lets go for it. What the
hell do I have to live for, anyway?

Don't be so dramatic.

Almost done.

Yes? Yes, they DID show up.

What? Well, I will tell you what you
could have done, you cretinous idiot.

You could have burned down the whole damn
field, that's what you could have done!

Yes, find her!

What? What happened?

They got away.
- Oh, my God.

I knew it! I knew it! It's
coming apart all around us.

It's fucking out of control!

I am so tired of hearing
that from you. From everybody.

NOTHING is out of my control.

I have just spent the last
tedious half hour with you

erasing any and all evidence of our
activities from the computer bank.

It's gone now. Poof,
disappeared, history finito.

All that's left are two
Russian spies on the loose,

tearing out the heart
of America's defense.

I told you. The President
doesn't want to hear that.

He's not going to advance that line.

He's already told the Russians
we've got the wrong information.

I think it's time we all pulled out of this,
Vaughn. Let things cool down a little bit.

Obviously our president is not aware how
grave our danger is. I must talk to him.

You know he doesn't like you.

This is the last thing I'm going
to ask you to do for me, George.

I want to talk to the
President. Arrange it.

It will be a wonderful opportunity
for us to show him our new biologicals.

He'll want to see those, won't he?

I suppose so.
- Fine.

You will set up a
secret private meeting

at the N.I.H. Facilities
at Parker Center

the day after tomorrow. Can
you at least manage that?

I want you there, too.

Okay, okay!

Better start being careful, Ivan.
It's up around the next turn.

Jesus Christ, that was Fulbright's car.
- Let's go.

Vaughn here. I'm
calling a special session

at dawn. Inform the others.

Okay, now what? Ivan, Ivan, look.

It's Vaughn's car. He's
here! Let's go get him!

No, no. We have to get
past security. Let's wait.

We'll have a better chance
of getting him when he leaves.

Ivan
- No, no, no. For now, we rest.

What? What's going on?
- I do not know.

Christ. It looks like
a Fortune 500 caravan.

Well that's Ellis Shaw.

Oh, my God! That's Peter DeVries.

Ivan. Thats the Upper Order.

Gentlemen, the time of
ascenscion is at hand.

And you're all going to help me prepare.

This is it. We'll never get
another chance like this again.

They're all here.
- Would we have to get in?

Yeah Christ. I've seen
you deflect bullets.

I've seen you blow up the whole side
of a frigging cliff! Come on, let's go!

You are forgetting
my powers are limited!

When I exhaust them,
I have them no more.

Ivan this is a one shot deal.

We have the gate guards, we have
the guards in the lobby. thats all.

That is all?

Just get me up to Vaughn. After that, if
you're running on empty I'll finish him.

My friend, you have been
incredible up to now.

You have surprised me and I admire
that. But this is Special Operations

we are up against at their home
base. You are just scientist.

I've had a lot of experience killing
germs. Ivan, this is our best shot.

Use some of that brain power of
yours and blast us through this fence!

Let's just climb this one.

And when these charges detonate,
from all locations simultaneously,

the N.I.H. Facility will will be blown to
pieces, releasing all those deadly germs

which they've been breeding there for
years. Thousands of people will die,

this will bring public outcry to our side,
and eliminate our only remaining impediment.

The President?
- The President.

He and Fulbright will be conducting
a tour of the Facilities at that time.

Sublime, isn't it?

This was never part of the plan,
the President? Assassination!

Oh, please! You've murdered thousands
of innocent people just like that.

and you're worried about
killing the President?

Vaughn, this is the most demented plan
I've ever had the pleasure to be a part of.

Aren't you worried about who will
have to replace the President?

In time we'll have to take
care of that too, won't we?

I won't be a party to this.
- Yes, but it's my party.

And I invited you,
because you're all petty,

and larcenous and you'll
do exactly as I instruct.

Don't worry. You're safe in here.
Let's see what this is all about.

Get us more help.
They're getting through.

Vaughn, open the fucking door!

Bingo. Do you stuff,
Ivan. I'll cover your back.

Oh, Jesus!

I guess you would call this your basic
Mexican Stand-off Except for one thing,

we've got old Firehead here on
our side. Do your stuff, Ivan.

What the hell is that thing?
- That is a Parabolic Phase Shifter.

It cancels out his power and
sends it right back to him.

I've been working on it for some time.

Ivan, Ivan, stop it! That
thing is gonna kill ya!

Ivan!

Yes, I'd rate this trial
run a major triumph.

I suggest you drop your weapon, Hart.

It's out of bullets anyways.

Set him down!
- A little pushy aren't we.

Make sure he has his I.D. card.

Jesus
- Good. Now give me the gun.

You crazy son of a bitch.

You see, when they dig through
the rubble and find your bodies,

it'll look like Special Operations here
made a valiant attempt to stop you and Ivan.

They'll probably give him a medal.

Ivan was right, wasn't he? You're gonna
blow up the N.I.H. Facility, aren't you?

Oh yes, dozens of charges
planted all over the place.

It will seem as you and your Russian
friend were taking no chances.

Hey, Vaughn. What about
Ivan? Is he still alive?

I hardly think that matters now, do you?

So you're just gonna release all these
biologicals into the atmosphere, huh?

That's not the half of it.

Yeah?

I only wish I had the
time to share it with you.

Oh my God.

The President? Oh, Jeez.

So good of you to come
down Sir, and give me

a chance to show you what
we're doing down here.

And I have some very,
very good news for you.

It better be good, Vaughn.
I don't have a lot of time.

I should say not, Sir. - I mean,
I have a press conference this afternoon

where I have to diffuse all this
Russian spy crap you've drummed up here.

Well, that's what I want to talk to you
about, Sir. It's all been taken care of.

We have him!
- What? Where is he?

Mister Secretary! Please.

Ivan?

Ivan!

Vaughn!

Right in here, Sir. Please sit there.
Be comfortable, please excuse me.

The Department of defense
presents "A Prelude To War".

Where you holding the Russian spy?

Let's cut all this "coming attractions"
business. Get to the main attraction!

I'll go check on our prisoner while you
Sir, enjoy this little demonstration.

Vaughn? Vaughn?

These startling images could become
a reality in the very near future.

The latest advances
in bio-chemical warfare

pose a great threat to
our civilian population.

Oh, Jesus

Ivan come on, come on Ivan
we've gonna need you. Come on!

Please! I've come to help you!
They've tried to disarm you.

It's deadly to the nervous system.

I gave you an injection of neo-stigmine
but it'll only last for about an hour!

Look, I just got you loose! They're
gonna blow this whole place up!

You've got to help me stop it!

Where's Hart? Is he alright?

He's somewhere in this
building. I must find Hart.

Wait. shouldn't we diffuse this
thing first? Can you zap it?

I don't know. It would set it off.

Well, I've seen enough
of this twaddle. Let's go.

Ivan, you go find Hart. I'll try
to dismantle this in the meantime.

Oh, shit.

Hart!
- Ivan! Ivan!

Ivan! Jesus Christ! It's
good to see you, man!

I thought the damn
machine had killed you.

Are you alright?
- For now.

What do you mean, "for now"?
- First, we take care of this.

Ivan, what do you mean "for now"?
What did those bastards do to you?

Injected my bloodstream with poison.

If it is not replaced within
a very few hours, I will die.

Oh, my God.

Or it will blow up right now!

God damn it!

Let's go.

In here!

Make sure the President is safe
in here. I'll go check outside.

What the hell are you doing?
- She's with us. - What?

She's with us. - When we're out
of this mess, I'll explain everything.

There's no need to explain anything.

Listen, Hart, I came back
here to save you and Ivan.

What are you talking about?
- It's true.

Think about it. Right now we gotta go save
the President before this building blows up.

What do you mean the president,
what are you talking about?

It's part of Vaughn's plan.

Clever plan, isn't it? Those are the spies
trying to escape! Get them! Kill them!

Ivan! Jesus, Ivan, your hand!

Right here in my lab!

Stop! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- I am not a Russian spy!

Look, I'm a Special Operations
agent. Vaughn has gone crazy.

He's setting off bombs
throughout the building!

He's trying to make it
look like Ivan did it.

They're going to destroy the place!
- What?

Here? In this building? I knew that
Vaughn was up to something big, but...

You better tell me what's
going on, Fulbright!

Well uh, well, Sir, let me clarify

it's all this I mean it's true.

It's all true. It's been
his plan since the beginning.

He's gonna kill us all!
We gotta get outta here!

Sir, this is my lab.

In each one of those canisters
over there is an experimental virus

that would wipe out the entire state
of Montana. I suggest we take them, too.

Well, come on, man.
Let's give them a hand.

Do not worry.

Close the door! Stand guard.

Shit!
Son-of-a-bitch!

It's Vaughn! He has activated
the radiation defense shield!

What does that mean?
- What does it mean?

It means we ain't going anywhere.
We're sealed in, there's no way out.

Well, I don't want to just stand here and
die, and Im sure nobody else does either.

Now why doesn't somebody do something?

Okay, alright. Look, Sir, take your
men. Get up to the roof emergency exit.

Take those biologicals with ya. Ivan
come on, we gotta go after Vaughn.

Hart, he can't go. I'll go.
- Uh, alright.

Give me a gun.
- Give 'em your goddamn gun!

Come on! Here.

Alright, the way I see
it, we got two options

one, we find the detonator, or two, we
find every bomb that Vaughn has hidden.

Do we know where the bombs are?
- No.

Do we know where the detonator is?
- No.

Good, then we've got all the cards.

Look, while we're at it, let's try and
find the radiation Defense Shield Activator.

At least that way the other people might
be able to get out of here, alright?

Right.

NO, thats not gonna work!

We got the same system at the White
House. Got stuck once, just like this.

Shouldn't these things be made
to open up from the inside?

We should call for help, Sir.

Get the fucking National Guard
out here or something!

Ivan, what are you doing, get down!

Ivan!

Seventeen, sixteen.

What is it?
- I'm sorry, Mister President.

They can't get us out of here.

Ivan! Ivan!
- Twelve

Carry Ivan over there
I'm going after Vaughn.

Damn it, it's locked!
- Eight

What are you trying to do?
- Don't worry I came prepared.

Six

Now that was clean, babe.
Clean as a wolf's tooth.

Oh, Hello!

Do I get a seat down there? Come on.
Let's take a little trip to the Carribean,

Just you and me and a gross of
beetles? I dont think she bought it.

You want me to read to you?
- What are you reading?

Batman.
- I don't want you to read to me.

Whoosh! Crumble! Vrroom!

What is this word?
- Zap.

Zap?

Zap! - Hello, boys.
- Hey!

What have you got?
- I've got you!

Well, if she's got him, I've got you.

What are you reading?

Batman? He's a wimp compared to you two.
- Now hold on just a second, Smith!

You know that Batman has to do
what he does every day of the week?

See that crazy Cossack
over there on your right?

He and I are finished
with this stuff for good.

I would like to conclude this
National Security Council meeting today

with a prayer that this kind
of dangerous and evil incident

will never, never occur again.