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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:04,236 - Don't you miss Italy, ray? 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:07,339 Look, I took that right from aunt colletta's balcony. 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,541 - Man, look at that lake. - Mm. 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:13,345 - Next time we go, let's swim naked. 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,748 - You know, there's fish in there. 6 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:17,516 - Okay, then just you. 7 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:22,388 - Oh, I just loved it so much there. 8 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,390 Everybody got along so well. 9 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,125 I just wish we could hold on to that feeling, 10 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:29,061 You know, of just enjoying every day. 11 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,362 - How about we go upstairs 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:34,233 And enjoy the rest of today? 13 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,634 - Okay. 14 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,675 You hear that? 15 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,130 - Hey. 16 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,639 - This is your father's fault. 17 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:51,510 - What are you talking about? 18 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,213 I was saying "stop." 19 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,215 - I was stomping on the brakes, 20 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,516 But nothing happened. 21 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,451 - Oh, my god. 22 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:08,327 Our house. Look at our house. 23 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,162 - I know. I know. 24 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,231 Ma, what the hell? 25 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,469 - He knew about the brakes. 26 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,904 What did the mechanic say about the brakes? 27 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:19,905 Tell them. 28 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,707 - Ah! 29 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,909 Aw, look at this. 30 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,421 - The mechanic said that the brakes were bad. 31 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,423 - Of course he's going to say that. 32 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:41,326 Every time I bring the car in, he says the brakes are bad. 33 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,463 - Well, I think the brakes are bad, frank. 34 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,698 - Okay, fine. 35 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,333 I'll have the brakes checked 36 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,370 When I get the taillight fixed. 37 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,804 - The taillight? 38 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:55,440 Frank, look at the house! 39 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,709 - I saw it. 40 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,711 Look at this. 41 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,847 This drywall, it's like paper, 42 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:05,751 Probably foreign-made. 43 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,586 On the other hand, 44 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:11,190 Say what you want about american cars... 45 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,963 Beats a house. 46 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:57,636 What, did they drive into the house? 47 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,271 - Yeah. Yeah. 48 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,940 - What happened? 49 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,943 - Grandma and grandpa stopped by. 50 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,420 - Robert, what do we do? 51 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,755 - Well, I'll fill out a report. 52 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,890 You should call your insurance companies. 53 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,892 - Oh, here we go. 54 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:24,997 Why the hell did I let you drive? 55 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:27,466 - Because you can't see anymore. 56 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,770 - I can see a house! 57 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,280 - Oh, my god. 58 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,348 - All right, look, don't worry, deb. 59 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,549 I'm sure that dad's car insurance 60 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:45,717 Will cover this. 61 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,889 - I'm not sure it's current. 62 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,926 What? We never go anywhere. 63 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,862 - I can't believe this! 64 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,997 - All right, look, do you guys have homeowner's insurance? 65 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,066 - Okay, our insurance. Good. Right. 66 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,768 Okay, where did I put that? 67 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,404 Hopefully, it's not over there. 68 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:12,978 - Hey, hey, dog. Get out of here, dog. 69 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,846 No, go away. 70 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:15,947 - Oh, look at him. 71 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,449 Look at him. Can we keep him? 72 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:18,917 - No, sweetie. No. 73 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,852 - We never get anything. 74 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,789 - Ally, we can't keep a dog. 75 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,757 He'll just run away, okay? 76 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,093 Just--come on. 77 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,761 Get him out. Go out the back. 78 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,363 - Oh, you shouldn't let them take the dog 79 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,431 Through the kitchen. 80 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,932 He'll make a mess in there. 81 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,442 - Okay, good. Looks like we're covered. 82 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,043 - Oh, wonderful. 83 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,479 - You'll just have to pay the deductible. 84 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:53,118 - 1,000 bucks? Stinking crooks. 85 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,955 All right, here's what you do. 86 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,758 You get your contractor 87 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,426 To add an extra grand to the bill, 88 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,095 Then when your insurance company 89 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:05,731 Cuts you your check, I get it back. 90 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:09,067 - All right, dad, look, I don't want to hear this. 91 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,703 - Hey, dudley do-right, wake up. 92 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,839 This is the way the world works. 93 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,774 It's built into the insurance system. 94 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,676 - Oh, yeah? 95 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:20,645 Well, it's also built into the criminal justice system. 96 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,115 Fraud. 97 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:27,119 - Nerd! 98 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:30,956 - Nerd? - Nerd. 99 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,691 - Calling me a nerd, huh? 100 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,526 You drive into the house, and now I'm a nerd? 101 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,129 You're calling me a nerd? 102 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,135 - Ray, do something. 103 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,536 - What? 104 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,737 - Tell your father 105 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,972 We're doing this the right way. 106 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,974 - Hey, me not having to pay anything 107 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,575 Is the right way. 108 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:55,580 Aw, holy crap. Look at this scratch. 109 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,982 - Okay, see, here's the thing. 110 00:06:56,984 --> 00:07:00,986 Um, when a person drives their car 111 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,188 Into someone's home, 112 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,957 I think that person should be sympathetic 113 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,960 And apologetic and try to help 114 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,996 The person whose home has been demolished 115 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,031 Try to make it better! 116 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:16,501 - Hey, I'm trying, but you won't listen. 117 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:19,604 - I won't listen? 118 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,939 - I must say, debra, 119 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:24,776 That tone doesn't help the situation. 120 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,447 - My tone? My tone? 121 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,516 You just drove a car into my house! 122 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,519 - I told the kids to leave the back door open, 123 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:37,522 So you get that nice cross-ventilation going. 124 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,095 - Okay, ray, what are we going to do? 125 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,831 Will you talk to them? You talk to them. 126 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,933 - What do I say? - What do you say? 127 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,868 Aren't you upset about this? 128 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,237 - Watch this. He's going to take her side now. 129 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,573 - Would you say something? 130 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,975 - One thing I will say about your father 131 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,244 Is that he's very good with insurance matters. 132 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,246 I mean, over the years, 133 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,849 We've had our share of incidents, 134 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,251 And we've always done very well. 135 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,786 - It's true. 136 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,521 It is true. 137 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:14,893 I have seen some incredible things. 138 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,195 - Frank, you're going to pay for this. 139 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,797 That's all there is to it. 140 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,599 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 141 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,267 - No, frank, you're paying the deductible. 142 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,035 That's how it's going to be. 143 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,072 - Oh, really? 144 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,007 - Why are you just standing there? 145 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,009 - What am I supposed to do? 146 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,011 - Oh, all right. Thanks. 147 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,181 - Frank, I want a check for $1,000 by tomorrow. 148 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,282 - Don't hold your breath. 149 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,986 - Frank, I'm not kidding. 150 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:43,989 - Fine. 151 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,724 Fine! 152 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,059 I'll pay the damn deductible! 153 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,661 Apparently, 154 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:52,864 All you people care about is money! 155 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,974 I'll see you at home, marie. 156 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,283 - Oh, wait, frank, wait. 157 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,619 I need to go to the supermarket! 158 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,098 - Hey, crabby. 159 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,900 - Hey! 160 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,769 Come here, come here. 161 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,871 - What? - The contractor finished. 162 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,139 Huh? Huh? 163 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,041 What do you think? 164 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,244 - Yeah, definitely better with a wall. 165 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,813 - Yeah, but, I mean, 166 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,081 Don't you think they did a great job? 167 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,816 - Yeah, looks great. 168 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,085 - Yeah, and your father's check didn't bounce. 169 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,954 - See? It all worked out. 170 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:52,857 You didn't have to get so upset. 171 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,359 - I'm just happy it's finished. 172 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,027 - Yeah, me too. You know why? 173 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,296 Because now that the wall is here, 174 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,899 Nobody can see me do this. 175 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,873 Wait a minute. What's up with the stripes? 176 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,709 - Oh, they're okay. They're okay. 177 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:14,879 - No, no, look, these stripes, are they the same as these? 178 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,214 Because these look like thinner stripes. 179 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,616 - Yeah, I know, but it's close enough. 180 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:18,617 You can't even tell. 181 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:21,786 - Hmm, yeah. Okay. 182 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,123 No, I can tell. I can tell. 183 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,726 I can tell. Look at the old wall. 184 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:31,262 These thin stripes... They're thicker. 185 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,998 It's not the same. 186 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,199 It's not the same wallpaper. What's going on? 187 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,067 - Well, nothing. No, the painter told me 188 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,936 That they don't make our wallpaper anymore, 189 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,138 And to reprint this one would have been really expensive. 190 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,140 - Yeah, but this isn't the same. 191 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,409 - Yeah, but, ray, we would have had to pay more. 192 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,312 - No, we wouldn't have. 193 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,914 My father would have had to pay more. 194 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,384 - No, we can't blame this on your father. 195 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,986 I told the wallpaper guy that this was okay. 196 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,855 - Well, why did you do that? 197 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,990 - Because I didn't want to deal with your parents anymore. 198 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,859 - Huh. 199 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,061 So my father gets away with it, 200 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,263 And you're okay with that. 201 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,265 - Yeah, I'm okay with this. 202 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,168 I wasn't okay when they drove the car through the house, 203 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,371 But you have to pick your battles. 204 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,307 - This wallpaper's incorrect. - All right, look. 205 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,144 Stand 3 feet back. You can hardly tell. 206 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,312 - But maybe I don't want to stand 3 feet back. 207 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,814 Maybe I want to stand right here 208 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,784 And look at my wallpaper, you know? 209 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,319 I mean, here, look, here's wallpaper, 210 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,356 And here is different wallpaper. 211 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,825 What world am I in? 212 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,994 - Ray, calm down. 213 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:41,199 - I will not calm down. Huh? We live in a funhouse here! 214 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,335 Cars are coming in, and wild dogs wandering around, 215 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:48,039 And crazy wallpaper! 216 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,375 - Why are you getting so upset about this now? 217 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,477 - My father is paying for it. - No, ray, we just can't-- 218 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,145 - No, no, look, don't you get it? 219 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,980 Okay, somebody has to go over there and tell him, 220 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,916 Or they're just going to keep backing into the house. 221 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,051 - We can get used to the wallpaper. 222 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,187 - No, no, no, look, they're going to know I mean business 223 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,755 'cause business is what I mean! - No, no, no. 224 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,890 - Business. - No, ray, are you insane? 225 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,158 You're not going over there. 226 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,159 You're going to have a heart attack. 227 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,494 - I don't care. 228 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,995 - How come you didn't get this upset 229 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,030 When they drove the car through the house? 230 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,865 - Why are you siding with them? 231 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:17,035 - I'm not siding with them. I'm worried about you. 232 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,737 - Well, don't worry about me, sister girl, okay, 233 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,505 'cause my eyes are open for the first time. 234 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,407 - No, no, no, you're not going. - Yeah, to hell I'm not, okay? 235 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,975 They have to know. - All right, wait. 236 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:24,976 I'll go over there. - No! 237 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,244 - No, ray, let me go! 238 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,384 Okay, I'll handle them. I'll handle them. 239 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,886 I got the wall up, didn't I? 240 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,455 - Yeah, look at it. 241 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,859 - Hello, dear. 242 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,327 Hi, raymond. 243 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,029 - Uh-huh. Hmm? 244 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,768 - I missed you, raymond. 245 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,870 I wanted to call. I wanted to come over. 246 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,839 But, you know, your father's impossible. 247 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,909 - I'm not here. 248 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,945 I just wanted to see the wall I bought. 249 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,314 - Oh...Good. 250 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,416 Good, because we wanted to show it to you. 251 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,452 - Oh, good. I'd like to see it too. 252 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,089 - I can't believe the money these humps get to do this. 253 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,891 - Go. Go. Go. 254 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,194 - That's actually funny because it turns out 255 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,330 That the new wallpaper doesn't exactly match, 256 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:23,134 So it might cost more money to fix it. 257 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,203 - Cost who more? 258 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,940 - Um, uh, we were thinking... 259 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,843 You. 260 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,512 - What are you talking about? I'm not going to pay anything. 261 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,182 The wallpaper's fine. - I want it the same! 262 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,050 Do you hear me? 263 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:43,922 Exactly, exactly the same, and I mean exactly the same! 264 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,557 You can only push a man so far. 265 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,392 - Ray, it's not that big of a deal--calm down. 266 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,995 - Traitor! 267 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,131 You can never talk to me about my parents again 268 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:57,569 Because, in this case, you are the backer-downer. 269 00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,404 - This wallpaper looks just like the other wallpaper. 270 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,272 - Yeah, but it's not, mom. It's not, okay? 271 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,042 Here, come on. Let's see. Let's see. Come over here. 272 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,477 And look, see, over here, over here, 273 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,612 Thick, normal stripes. 274 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,047 Now look over here, 275 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,949 Thin, weird, disgusting stripes. 276 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,350 Okay? All right. 277 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,952 I'm not going to live like this, 278 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,154 So I think you and your husband 279 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,489 Should listen very carefully, all right? 280 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,192 You are going to have to pay the difference. 281 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,427 You understand? 282 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,230 - Suck rope, pal. 283 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,068 - That's it. Get out of the house. 284 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,370 - Raymond! - That--get out. Get out, huh? 285 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,571 Yeah, the both of you. 286 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,906 Take your damn cannolis with you. 287 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,341 - Oh, raymond! - Out. Out. 288 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,310 - This is how you talk to a father...And her? 289 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,480 - Yeah. 290 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,616 Start walking, all right, because I've had it. 291 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:46,451 - Ray, they didn't even know about the wallpaper. 292 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,020 - I don't care, all right? It's over. Good day. 293 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:53,358 - Raymond. - I said good day. 294 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,659 - Let's go, marie. 295 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,595 One less funeral we got to go to. 296 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,365 - Frank, we're older than them. 297 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,135 - Fine, then don't come to my funeral. 298 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,570 - I'm coming. I'm coming. 299 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,240 I'll be the one doing this, huh? Yeah. Yeah? 300 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,575 Go. Get out. - No, ray, stop this. 301 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,944 - Why? - No. 302 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,913 - Hi. 303 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:19,517 Is this about me? 304 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,220 - Don't come to my funeral! 305 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,690 - But there are so few things I'm looking forward to. 306 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,095 All right, what's going on? 307 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,498 - Your brother's throwing us out. 308 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,966 - And you're really going? 309 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,236 - Yep. Yeah. It's a new day. Get out. 310 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,171 - No, stop. We're not doing this. 311 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,940 - What are you talking about? This is what you always wanted. 312 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,474 - I did--never wanted this. This is terrible. 313 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,610 Everybody, come on in. Come on in, and sit down. 314 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,345 - What are you doing? - I'm getting the car! 315 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,448 - No, frank, sit down. 316 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,417 Everybody, sit down. Marie, you too. 317 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,052 - I'm not sure I want to sit down. 318 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,720 I'm not sure I'm welcome in this house. 319 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,155 - Oh, yeah, you're picking up on that? 320 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,991 - All right, ray! Sit down. 321 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,026 - No. What are you doing? - Sit. 322 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,995 - I can't throw them out if they're sitting. 323 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,164 - All right. Sit down. 324 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,699 - Hey, the wall looks good. 325 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,367 - No, it doesn't, huh? 326 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,735 Can't you see? Look at the stripes, you idiot. 327 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,237 - All right, ray, that's enough. 328 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,672 Okay, listen. 329 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:18,076 This is really not about the wallpaper stripes. 330 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,544 - Yes, it is! - No, ray-- 331 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,179 - What, I don't have the right to be angry? 332 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,614 - Yes, honey, everybody has the right to be angry, 333 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:27,318 But let's try something, okay? 334 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,121 Maybe it would help us, 335 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,490 For now and in the future, 336 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,093 For you to tell us 337 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,095 In a calm and adult manner 338 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,297 Why you're really upset. 339 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:43,368 Once and for all, ray, tell them why. 340 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:51,309 - It's the wallpaper. It's the wallpaper. 341 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,577 The stripes are too thin, 342 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,778 And they were just going to let it go 343 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,446 Like it doesn't matter. 344 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,449 - He doesn't like his wallpaper. 345 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,485 - No, no, the wallpaper was the last straw. 346 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:04,088 - Good, good. See? See, there's the problem. 347 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,623 You just said "last straw," 348 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,326 Which means there's been a lot of other straws. 349 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,727 - Lot of straws? There's a lot of straws. 350 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,331 - Yeah, okay. Okay. 351 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:18,436 So--but you've just been keeping it all bottled up inside 352 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,539 Until just now, when you went bananas about wallpaper. 353 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,308 - Very unhealthy, cubby. 354 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,311 - Right. Right. So, hey, you know what? 355 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,547 Let's use this event 356 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,450 As an opportunity for all of us 357 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,753 To learn how to talk things out, you know, 358 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,822 So we don't let our feelings get all bottled up inside 359 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,391 To the point where they explode. 360 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,693 - You're absolutely right. 361 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,563 Frank, you're driving everybody crazy. 362 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,167 - It's you too. 363 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,403 - What? What did I ever do? 364 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,507 - You're intrusive. 365 00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:01,512 - Interesting. 366 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,281 - How am I intrusive? 367 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,750 - Well, for example, there was that time 368 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:10,555 You drove a car through the wall. 369 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,458 - One time. 370 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,326 - Okay, so it's not always the car, 371 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,596 But it's always...You. 372 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,098 You just-- you never stop. 373 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,666 You're always barging in here. 374 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,167 - Oh, I do not barge in. 375 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,735 - You do. You do. You barge in here. 376 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:28,739 - All right, ray, ray, let's try to use nice words. 377 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,509 - You're always... 378 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,644 Coming over, 379 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,881 Sticking your-- - nice, nice. 380 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:41,652 - And staying...A long time. 381 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,824 - Well, why don't you just say something? 382 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,265 - I want to say something, 383 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,434 But sometimes I get the feeling 384 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,836 That you don't listen, 385 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:03,241 And then you do something like rear-end our couch. 386 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,211 And--and I want to say something then too, 387 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,680 But I know that you're not going to listen, 388 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,816 And dad is not going to want to pay, 389 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,152 And I know debra's going to get mad at me 390 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,887 Because I didn't say anything. 391 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,688 But you have to know 392 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,392 That I'm always this close to saying something, 393 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,793 This close. 394 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,770 And there it is. 395 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:44,415 So that's what happened today. 396 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:49,820 - Wow. Ray, that was really good. 397 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:59,297 - Oh, oh, honey, I understand. 398 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:03,367 - Good. Good. See? Now, this is progress. 399 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,304 - Yes, raymond, dear, 400 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,372 You just have to let us know when you want something, 401 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,840 That's all. 402 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:14,545 - Yeah, we're not mind readers. 403 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,781 - And that way, you never have to shout at us 404 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,985 Because that really is unpleasant. 405 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,754 - I'm sorry about the shouting. 406 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,658 - That's right, pal. No shouting. 407 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,393 - I got it. 408 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:33,497 - Good. Okay, so good. What did we learn here today? 409 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,967 - He shouldn't shout. 410 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:39,870 - Yes, but also that we should learn 411 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,539 To respect each other 412 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,543 And be considerate of each other, right? 413 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:49,247 - I guess so. - Yes. Oh, good. 414 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:53,017 Oh, isn't this nice? 415 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,786 - You know, if I may, I have some issues that-- 416 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:59,323 - That's enough talk, robbie. 417 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,992 Have a cannoli, raymond. 418 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,706 Hey, here's the Italy tape. Is stefania on here? 419 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,941 - Hey, put it in. - Uh, you know what? 420 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,442 You're welcome to borrow that, 421 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,011 If you want to watch it at your house. 422 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,580 - No, it'd be such fun to watch it all together. 423 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,382 - Hey, look, there's the gelato place. 424 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,850 - I'm thirsty. Hey, sweetie, 425 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,051 How 'bout some iced tea? 426 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,519 - That would be lovely. 427 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,790 - Okay. I'll get it. 428 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,992 Ray, could I see you, please? 429 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:41,632 They are clueless. Absolutely clueless. 430 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,034 I-I mean, I don't know what else to do. 431 00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:44,869 - Well, it's okay. Look, we talked it out. 432 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,537 It'll be fine-- they'll watch the tape, 433 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,538 And then they'll go. 434 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,440 - Iced tea! 435 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,444 - So are you going to get that for them? 436 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,846 'cause I could use one too. 31131

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