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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22,092 --> 00:00:23,526 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 4 00:00:45,919 --> 00:00:48,287 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 5 00:00:54,762 --> 00:00:57,197 I love a good fire. Mmm. 6 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,399 Let's get this place set. 7 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,569 Ooh, this can go right here. 8 00:01:07,975 --> 00:01:10,007 Well, y'all gonna have to go, 9 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:11,772 just for the weekend, though. 10 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,150 Cheers to us. 11 00:01:17,117 --> 00:01:19,813 -(DOOR CREAKING) -(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 12 00:01:23,623 --> 00:01:24,620 Hello? 13 00:01:28,056 --> 00:01:29,262 Hello? 14 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,629 Hello? Shawn? 15 00:01:35,967 --> 00:01:37,270 Yo, stop playing. 16 00:01:39,736 --> 00:01:42,672 (IN DEEP VOICE) I got a gun! (SOFTLY) God damn it. 17 00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:45,839 (DEEP VOICE) Hey, yo... That's too DMX. What are you doing? 18 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,281 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Baby, is that you? 19 00:01:50,618 --> 00:01:51,850 (SCREAMS) 20 00:01:51,885 --> 00:01:54,185 -Damn, Morgan! -Nigga! 21 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:55,417 See, I knew I shouldn't have got you 22 00:01:55,452 --> 00:01:57,057 the Muay Thai class for Christmas. 23 00:01:57,092 --> 00:01:58,993 You "strong" strong. You strong with a C. 24 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:00,521 But why the hell didn't you say something? 25 00:02:00,556 --> 00:02:02,094 Damn, you almost made me spill my wine. 26 00:02:02,129 --> 00:02:03,730 So, you almost break your man nose, 27 00:02:03,765 --> 00:02:05,329 but, "Oh, no, my wine?" 28 00:02:05,365 --> 00:02:08,269 Baby, we are all alone in a cabin in the woods. 29 00:02:08,304 --> 00:02:11,102 Until the others get here, you got to announce yourself. 30 00:02:11,138 --> 00:02:13,537 -You asking for too much. -Am I? 31 00:02:14,777 --> 00:02:16,441 I'll touch your penis later. 32 00:02:17,474 --> 00:02:19,806 -Deal. -(SCOFFS) So predictable. 33 00:02:19,841 --> 00:02:21,211 Okay, okay, but you gotta check out this room. 34 00:02:21,246 --> 00:02:23,181 -This shit is wild. -How wild? 35 00:02:23,217 --> 00:02:25,344 -Come on. -Oh, you like it sick. Okay. 36 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,753 SHAWN: Follow me. 37 00:02:26,788 --> 00:02:28,152 Follow the leader, huh? 38 00:02:28,188 --> 00:02:29,487 -MORGAN: Yeah. -(SHAWN CHUCKLES) 39 00:02:36,028 --> 00:02:37,289 (MIMICKING FOOTSTEPS) 40 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,164 Stop playing. 41 00:02:39,199 --> 00:02:41,031 Is it Blade's house? Where's Wesley? 42 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,831 I want to talk to Wesley. 43 00:02:42,866 --> 00:02:44,865 If it is, you know what they pay you for. Wait, hold up. 44 00:02:46,270 --> 00:02:47,537 I know I left this door open. 45 00:02:47,572 --> 00:02:49,307 -Uh-uh. I'mma go get my sage. -Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 46 00:02:49,342 --> 00:02:51,305 Come on, come on, come on, now. We good. 47 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:52,541 Listen, I won't play. 48 00:02:52,576 --> 00:02:54,640 I watched a whole entire Dateline episode 49 00:02:54,676 --> 00:02:56,344 with this psycho brother and sister 50 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:58,216 who kept their incest-bred kids 51 00:02:58,251 --> 00:03:00,117 hidden under the stairs of their Airbnb. 52 00:03:00,152 --> 00:03:01,318 Also, that wasn't Dateline, 53 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:02,415 that was just the plot from the movie 54 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,251 People Under the Stairs. 55 00:03:04,287 --> 00:03:05,559 You might be right. 56 00:03:05,594 --> 00:03:06,953 (GRUNTS) Oh. 57 00:03:06,989 --> 00:03:09,424 (SUCKS TEETH) Kinda fucked myself up, but here you go. 58 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:12,261 -You okay? -Enter my port of doom. 59 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:14,067 -Wow. -Come on, come, come. 60 00:03:14,102 --> 00:03:15,230 Did you know this house was gonna have 61 00:03:15,265 --> 00:03:16,328 this cool ass game room? 62 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,105 No, I did not. 63 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:19,971 But that's not why I brought you in here. 64 00:03:20,007 --> 00:03:21,341 You gotta check this out. 65 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:26,313 -The Blackening. Seriously? -Yup. 66 00:03:27,483 --> 00:03:28,443 Whoa! 67 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,379 What in the Jim Crow fuck, right? 68 00:03:30,415 --> 00:03:32,580 Uh-uh. This is hella disturbing. 69 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:34,288 Why the hell is this in this house? 70 00:03:34,323 --> 00:03:36,954 This was not in any of the reviews, but guess what? 71 00:03:36,989 --> 00:03:38,158 It's about to be. 72 00:03:38,193 --> 00:03:40,457 I don't know but as soon as I get a signal, 73 00:03:40,493 --> 00:03:43,226 I'm fittin' to cancel their asses immediately. 74 00:03:43,261 --> 00:03:45,098 Yo, AirDrop me all of that. 75 00:03:45,134 --> 00:03:47,494 I got you. Say, "Cheese," motherfucker. 76 00:03:47,529 --> 00:03:50,233 -Baby, this is wild. -Yeah. 77 00:03:50,269 --> 00:03:51,435 How do you even play this game? 78 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,570 -Like, what are the rules? -You tryna play? 79 00:03:53,605 --> 00:03:56,873 I mean, I'm a little curious. Aren't you? 80 00:03:56,908 --> 00:03:59,474 I can't even get you to play Spades but you all over Sambo. 81 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:02,449 Oh. At least Sambo don't renege. 82 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:05,181 Nigga, if you say you don't have hearts, guess what? 83 00:04:05,217 --> 00:04:06,413 You shouldn't have hearts. 84 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:08,047 THE GAME: Pick a card. 85 00:04:09,054 --> 00:04:10,423 (DISTANT SCREAM) 86 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:12,356 At least we know it's working. 87 00:04:12,391 --> 00:04:14,490 -(SIGHS) -Shit probably runs on racism. 88 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:16,088 (LAUGHS DRYLY) Now, that is one battery 89 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,627 -that ain't dying no time soon. -That's a sober comment 90 00:04:18,662 --> 00:04:20,430 - right there, baby. -Pick a card! 91 00:04:20,465 --> 00:04:22,294 Okay, nigga, calm down. I just did. 92 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:25,102 Yeah, and you better watch how you talking to my lady, okay? 93 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:26,371 -Okay. -What you got? 94 00:04:26,407 --> 00:04:29,174 "You are a Black character in a horror movie. 95 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,137 "Prove that you can stay alive. 96 00:04:31,172 --> 00:04:34,008 "Name one Black character that survived a horror movie. 97 00:04:34,043 --> 00:04:37,780 "You must answer correctly, or you die." What the hell? 98 00:04:37,815 --> 00:04:40,451 So this is just an aggressively-themed trivia game. 99 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:42,316 Hold up, were there even niggas in horror movies 100 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:45,288 -when this game was created? -Baby, you're thinking too much about this, 101 00:04:45,324 --> 00:04:46,523 all right? I know the answer. 102 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:49,663 It is Jada Pinkett, Omar Epps, Scream 2. 103 00:04:49,698 --> 00:04:50,859 Boom, Sambo. 104 00:04:50,894 --> 00:04:52,900 (IMITATES BUZZER) Them niggas was the first to die. 105 00:04:52,935 --> 00:04:53,926 What are you talking about? 106 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,432 I honestly think that the studio didn't have 107 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:56,899 the budget to keep 'em the whole movie. 108 00:04:56,934 --> 00:04:59,538 -Mmm-hmm. -That's why they had to die first. (LAUGHS) 109 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:07,612 All right, let's see what we got here. 110 00:05:08,314 --> 00:05:11,181 -We got game pieces. -Mmm-hmm. 111 00:05:11,216 --> 00:05:12,419 MORGAN: Wait a minute. 112 00:05:14,222 --> 00:05:15,785 Don't this look like my earring? 113 00:05:16,351 --> 00:05:17,521 Let me see. 114 00:05:17,556 --> 00:05:19,390 Yeah, like, it's the same but different. 115 00:05:19,426 --> 00:05:21,159 -(TIMER DINGS) -Your time has run out. 116 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,592 You did not answer correctly. 117 00:05:22,627 --> 00:05:24,426 But hold up. How the hell does a game know 118 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:25,694 if we answer correctly or not? 119 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:28,732 It don't. Watch this. You watching us, Sambo? 120 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,598 Well, yes, I am. It's time to die. 121 00:05:32,634 --> 00:05:34,001 (GAME LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 122 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,243 MORGAN: Fuck! 123 00:05:37,278 --> 00:05:40,277 (GAME CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 124 00:05:40,312 --> 00:05:42,476 I can't see. Where are you? 125 00:05:42,512 --> 00:05:44,111 Baby? Baby? Keep talking. 126 00:05:44,147 --> 00:05:46,916 Morgan, baby, follow my voice. Follow my voice. I'm over here. 127 00:05:46,951 --> 00:05:49,751 Okay, you got me. You got me. Come on, come on, come on. 128 00:05:49,786 --> 00:05:52,452 Okay, okay. You got me. You got me. 129 00:05:52,487 --> 00:05:53,826 (MORGAN WHIMPERS) 130 00:05:53,862 --> 00:05:54,992 I'm so scared. 131 00:05:55,028 --> 00:05:57,530 (SHAWN SHUSHING) 132 00:05:58,128 --> 00:05:59,125 Listen. 133 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:01,263 Is that... 134 00:06:01,298 --> 00:06:02,699 Is that breathing? 135 00:06:02,734 --> 00:06:05,032 Wait. Let me get my phone. Let me get my phone. 136 00:06:07,172 --> 00:06:08,167 Okay. Got it. 137 00:06:11,110 --> 00:06:12,776 -Okay. -Okay. 138 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:14,646 Okay. 139 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:16,346 Hello? 140 00:06:16,381 --> 00:06:17,476 -(WHOOSHES) -(SHAWN GRUNTS) 141 00:06:17,512 --> 00:06:19,453 (GASPS) Shawn? 142 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,655 Shawn? 143 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:22,687 Shawn? 144 00:06:25,058 --> 00:06:26,988 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 145 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:30,959 Run, nigga. 146 00:06:33,297 --> 00:06:35,029 (MORGAN CRYING) 147 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,171 MAN: Hey! 148 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:41,901 Peekaboo, I see you. (GRUNTS) 149 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:44,445 -(THE GAME LAUGHING) -(MAN GRUNTS) 150 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:53,685 (MORGAN CRYING) 151 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,184 THE GAME: Time to die! Time to die! Time to die! 152 00:06:59,026 --> 00:07:00,593 Time to die! 153 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,562 (SCREAMING) 154 00:07:03,330 --> 00:07:05,092 (CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 155 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:09,833 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 156 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:35,983 MORGAN: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, guys! 157 00:08:36,018 --> 00:08:38,756 Listen, I cannot wait to see you guys. 158 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:40,856 Oh, remember, when you turn on Valley Lane, 159 00:08:40,892 --> 00:08:43,295 it's gonna feel like you've gone too far 160 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:44,427 because you in the woods. 161 00:08:44,462 --> 00:08:46,091 But just keep coming. 162 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:47,667 Shawn almost got us lost earlier. 163 00:08:47,702 --> 00:08:48,864 SHAWN: (ON VOICEMAIL) Man, no I didn't, Morgan. 164 00:08:48,899 --> 00:08:50,603 -Don't tell 'em that. -MORGAN: Anyway, 165 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:53,568 I got the games ready. Time to get it cracking! 166 00:08:53,603 --> 00:08:54,736 -Oh, shit. -God damn. 167 00:08:54,772 --> 00:08:56,573 This whole reunion about to crack, 168 00:08:56,609 --> 00:08:58,543 and you know Morgan ain't playing 169 00:08:58,578 --> 00:08:59,876 when it comes to the party planning. 170 00:08:59,912 --> 00:09:02,583 Okay, because we about to turn it all the way up. 171 00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:05,848 -I got some shrooms, molly. -Oh, that sounds good. 172 00:09:05,883 --> 00:09:07,314 Ooh, and I got some nice herb in the back. 173 00:09:07,349 --> 00:09:10,017 I don't even care. We got the whole crew back, okay? 174 00:09:10,052 --> 00:09:14,155 Got all eight of us. We did that, y'all. 175 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:16,924 Pause, pause, pause. Eight? What do you mean eight? 176 00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:19,932 I know seven. Who all gon' be there? 177 00:09:19,967 --> 00:09:22,168 ALLISON: Bitch, you didn't tell him that Nnamdi was coming? 178 00:09:22,203 --> 00:09:23,568 LISA: I was going to. 179 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:25,405 -ALLISON: Really? -LISA: Hell no! 180 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,904 ALLISON: I knew it. By the way, 181 00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:29,674 -I like this haircut on you. -LISA: Thanks, girl. 182 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:32,071 Hello, bitches. I see y'all exchanging looks. 183 00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:33,443 What are y'all shady asses hiding? 184 00:09:33,478 --> 00:09:34,646 -Nothing. -Nothing. 185 00:09:34,681 --> 00:09:36,110 Matter of fact, y'all are hiding someone. 186 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:39,218 Again, answer my question, who all gon' be there? 187 00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:41,554 Who cares who's going? 188 00:09:41,589 --> 00:09:43,584 It's been 10 years since we all hung out. 189 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,453 We came to have fun. 190 00:09:45,488 --> 00:09:46,790 Yes, please. 191 00:09:46,825 --> 00:09:51,330 We need some reckless, unadulterated fun. 192 00:09:51,365 --> 00:09:52,763 We all desperately need it, 193 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:54,501 -especially you, Dewayne. -Especially you. 194 00:09:54,536 --> 00:09:55,864 Okay, you ain't gotta say it like that. 195 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,969 (LAUGHS DRYLY) But, yes, you are right. 196 00:09:58,004 --> 00:10:01,238 I do need fun, and I am very excited to see everybody. 197 00:10:01,274 --> 00:10:02,375 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 198 00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:04,805 As long as Nnamdi's not there. 199 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,079 He not gonna be there, right? 200 00:10:06,114 --> 00:10:07,747 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 201 00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:40,208 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 202 00:10:54,095 --> 00:10:55,723 (CHUCKLES) 203 00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:57,626 Yes, it's that good shit. 204 00:10:57,661 --> 00:10:59,297 (GASPS) No, they don't. 205 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,932 Rap Snack? (LAUGHS) 206 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:05,304 Okay, Chainsaw Massacre man, I see you. 207 00:11:05,339 --> 00:11:06,740 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 208 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,247 Hey. Stranger danger. 209 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,981 -Sorry. -Shanika? 210 00:11:17,986 --> 00:11:18,813 Carlton? 211 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:21,515 -Clifton. -Clifton. Yes! 212 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,656 Oh, my God, what you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 213 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:25,456 Oh, come on. Aren't you here for the reunion? 214 00:11:25,492 --> 00:11:27,152 Yeah, yes, the reunion. 215 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,191 -Yes, I am. -(DOORBELL CHIMES) 216 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,734 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 217 00:11:34,431 --> 00:11:35,668 Wow. 218 00:11:35,704 --> 00:11:38,064 Anyhoo, I was actually on my way to the soiree, 219 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:39,932 but I forgot my phone charger, 220 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,941 and then my phone died. 221 00:11:41,976 --> 00:11:43,972 It's not the end of the world. It's okay. It's fine, right? 222 00:11:44,008 --> 00:11:46,073 But then my Hyundai died up the road. 223 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:48,275 -Your what? -Hyundai died up the road. 224 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:51,143 And I get here, they don't even have my charger. 225 00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:53,280 They have iPhone, I have Android. 226 00:11:53,315 --> 00:11:56,183 -Damn. I'm sorry, that does suck. -It does. 227 00:11:56,218 --> 00:11:58,320 -Not the car, the Android. -You're funny. 228 00:11:58,356 --> 00:12:01,258 We all know Androids have the superior operating systems. 229 00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:03,088 Wrong! 230 00:12:03,124 --> 00:12:05,359 That's wrong. But it's okay. 231 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:08,729 I'm gonna help yo ass get gas despite your opinions. 232 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:10,033 Come on. Let's go. 233 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:11,431 And why do you got so much damn toilet paper? 234 00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:13,404 You have so many Rap Snacks. That's a lot of salt. 235 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,641 Okay, is it just me 236 00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:17,171 or is this giving Texas Chainsaw Massacre? 237 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:18,872 ALLISON: I don't know, I never seen that film. 238 00:12:18,907 --> 00:12:20,206 White people scare me. 239 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,410 -But your daddy is White. -Exactly. 240 00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:24,180 And, girl, that's why every single time he gets mad, 241 00:12:24,215 --> 00:12:27,585 I'm like, "Oh, Lord, here it comes: murder-suicide." 242 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,784 (DEWAYNE AND LISA LAUGHING) 243 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,082 ALLISON: You know I'm serious. 244 00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:32,018 (DEWAYNE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 245 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:33,992 ALLISON: (LAUGHING) Oh, God! 246 00:12:36,427 --> 00:12:37,522 No! 247 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:41,532 Oh, my God, really, bitch? A cabin in the woods? 248 00:12:41,568 --> 00:12:42,902 It's technically a house. 249 00:12:42,937 --> 00:12:44,765 -(DEWAYNE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) -I think it's cute. 250 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,102 But she got money. 251 00:12:46,138 --> 00:12:48,408 We could have went to, like, a five-star resort. 252 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:50,041 (MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 253 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,545 MAN 1: You're wasting your time. 254 00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:54,013 MAN 2: Just answer the question 255 00:12:54,048 --> 00:12:56,248 -so I can find out... -What seems to be the problem? 256 00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:59,311 I'm trying to explain to him that I'm staying here for the week, 257 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,684 I just didn't have the code, but... 258 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,153 -Who are you? -Are you a cop? 259 00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:04,883 I'm a park ranger, and your friend here is trespassing. 260 00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,557 No, he's not. 261 00:13:06,592 --> 00:13:07,960 LISA: See? Right here. 262 00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:10,089 All of our names are listed. 263 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,696 We have the home for the weekend. 264 00:13:11,732 --> 00:13:14,263 -Told you. -And here is my license. 265 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,104 Excuse me. 266 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,275 Normally, the Conners only rent to... 267 00:13:23,311 --> 00:13:24,306 White people? 268 00:13:25,579 --> 00:13:27,640 -Families. -White families. 269 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,882 Mmm. 270 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,951 You all have a wonderful stay. 271 00:13:35,121 --> 00:13:37,354 "You have a wonderful time." He sounds like my dad. 272 00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:40,319 Ew. I didn't know park rangers have guns. That is unsettling. 273 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,428 Well, that was completely unnecessary. 274 00:13:42,464 --> 00:13:45,959 Don't even trip. Can't let the ignorance of his prejudice disrupt our inner peace. 275 00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:48,229 -What? -Okay, Gandhi. 276 00:13:48,264 --> 00:13:52,101 So when did you get all namaste, King? 277 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,932 Is this the same King we went to college with? 278 00:13:53,968 --> 00:13:55,772 Of course it is. 279 00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:57,771 What is this sensitive energy? 280 00:13:57,806 --> 00:13:59,407 (KING SIGHS) 281 00:14:00,944 --> 00:14:02,144 Where are Shawn and Morgan at? 282 00:14:02,179 --> 00:14:03,878 They texted me. They probably just went out. 283 00:14:03,913 --> 00:14:04,947 They'll be back soon. 284 00:14:04,983 --> 00:14:07,082 Anyway, happy Juneteenth, niggas! 285 00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:09,182 -Happy Juneteenth! -Happy Juneteenth! 286 00:14:09,218 --> 00:14:11,083 Happy Juneteenth, Ranger White! 287 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,220 -Aye! -(LAUGHING) 288 00:14:13,256 --> 00:14:15,155 -Whose car is this? -NNAMDI: Hey, yo! 289 00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:17,590 It's... I'm gonna go get my bag. 290 00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:19,928 ALLISON: Brother Nnamdi. 291 00:14:19,964 --> 00:14:21,060 NNAMDI: Sister Allison Tubman. 292 00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:22,331 ALLISON: Good to see you. 293 00:14:22,698 --> 00:14:23,904 Sister. 294 00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:25,598 -What's up? -Hey. 295 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:28,804 (LAUGHS DRYLY) 'Sup. 296 00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:30,108 I gotta go get my bag. 297 00:14:32,978 --> 00:14:34,245 So, what's up, y'all ready to party? 298 00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:35,278 Yup. 299 00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:45,125 Sorry. 300 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,493 I should have told you that Nnamdi and I are friends again. 301 00:14:47,528 --> 00:14:49,324 Yeah, you should have. 302 00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:52,129 But honestly, at this point, it is what it is. 303 00:14:52,165 --> 00:14:54,600 But friends. I'm confused, when did that happen? 304 00:14:54,635 --> 00:14:56,135 Because last time I checked, 305 00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:58,431 that was the nigga that cheated on you again, and again. 306 00:14:58,466 --> 00:15:02,035 I'm over that. College was a long time ago. 307 00:15:02,071 --> 00:15:03,169 People can grow, Dewayne. 308 00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:04,671 Are you saying I haven't grown? 309 00:15:04,706 --> 00:15:07,744 Look, Nnamdi and I are just friends, so you can relax. 310 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,846 Can we please enjoy this? 311 00:15:09,881 --> 00:15:12,147 It'll be like the old days. 312 00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:15,387 Party, play some of Morgan's games, 313 00:15:15,423 --> 00:15:17,287 party some more. 314 00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:20,992 -Fine. -Close your eyes. 315 00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:23,627 -Do you trust me? -(INHALES) With my life. 316 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,027 Take a deep breath. 317 00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:27,398 Now, inhale through your mouth. 318 00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:28,767 (INHALES) 319 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,066 -Swallow. -Mmm. What is this? 320 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:32,098 Molly. Now, stop being sad and pressed. 321 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,472 Time to party, bitch. 322 00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:34,634 -Molly? -Yup. 323 00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:36,702 -You know that's my drug of choice. -Let's do it! 324 00:15:44,419 --> 00:15:46,052 ALLISON: Hello? 325 00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:49,083 Yo! 326 00:15:49,118 --> 00:15:53,093 Oh, my gosh. This is so cute! 327 00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:56,127 I bet you Morgan did this. You know she loves decorating. 328 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,990 I bet you they already took the best rooms, too. 329 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,190 Oh, my gosh. 330 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,561 Shit, look, Allison. 331 00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:03,399 Even got a picture of you on the wall, too. 332 00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:06,136 (KING CHUCKLES) 333 00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,366 Fuck you, Nnamdi. That's your ex-girlfriend. 334 00:16:07,402 --> 00:16:08,639 You know, the one with the teeth? 335 00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:10,636 -Okay. -Uh-oh. 336 00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:13,042 You know what time it is when these cards come out? 337 00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:15,009 You taking all the Spade fades. 338 00:16:15,044 --> 00:16:16,245 You still like losing? 339 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,409 If this is how you wanna start the weekend, 340 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,576 that's fine with me, gentlemen. 341 00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:20,619 Because me and Lisa about to come back 342 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,285 and issue that smackdown. 343 00:16:22,321 --> 00:16:24,983 Let me go drop my bags, and I will be right back. 344 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:28,226 This is nice. I bet you this is all repurposed wood, too. 345 00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:38,236 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 346 00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:43,637 (FLOOR CREAKS) 347 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,557 (DOORKNOB CLICKS) 348 00:16:58,593 --> 00:17:00,225 (DOORKNOB CLICKING) 349 00:17:03,297 --> 00:17:05,857 Hmm. This must be where they keep their personal items. 350 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,063 -It's locked. -Or maybe it's the master bedroom. 351 00:17:09,098 --> 00:17:10,497 And Morgan and Shawn, 352 00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,099 the couple of the friend group, took it. 353 00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:15,601 Okay. Speaking of couples, 354 00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,974 a little birdy told me that another couple 355 00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:20,042 may be in our friend group. 356 00:17:20,078 --> 00:17:22,281 I'm not saying, I'm just saying. 357 00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:24,111 You're not saying, but you're just saying what, Allison? 358 00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:25,380 I'm just saying, Nnamdi, 359 00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:28,451 do not break her heart again, and I mean that. 360 00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:30,850 I got you. 361 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:33,357 And remember, you gonna have to deal with Dewayne, too. 362 00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:38,857 KING: Mix it up, baby. 363 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,430 Oh, yeah. 364 00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:46,905 Mmm-hmm. 365 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,535 This ain't the Blackest shit ever? 366 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,205 You know what else is real Black? Diabetes. 367 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,910 Ain't nobody drinking that. 368 00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:54,312 -We're good. -You know what? 369 00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:56,011 I'mma pray that you get all that hate out your heart. 370 00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:57,247 And why would you do that? 371 00:17:57,282 --> 00:18:00,019 That's what keeps me nice and young. (LAUGHS) 372 00:18:00,054 --> 00:18:01,847 Stop playing, you gonna make me drop these. 373 00:18:05,591 --> 00:18:06,588 Okay. 374 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,590 (CREAKING) 375 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:12,825 (CREAKING) 376 00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:27,780 -My brotha. -Hey. Let's go. 377 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,414 I call it King's Kool-Ayyy. 378 00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:34,019 The fuck, brother. Call it King's Kool-No. 379 00:18:34,054 --> 00:18:36,418 -Is it that bad? -Yes, bro. You tripping. 380 00:18:36,453 --> 00:18:38,224 Sugar fuck around and give you a cramp. 381 00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:41,425 God damn! Shit! 382 00:18:42,696 --> 00:18:44,392 (BOTH LAUGHING) 383 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,360 Damn. But shit, bro, how you been? 384 00:18:47,395 --> 00:18:49,367 I've been good, you know. 385 00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:51,268 I feel like everything's starting to fall into place. 386 00:18:51,303 --> 00:18:53,734 -Okay. -Got steady clients at the gym. 387 00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:55,707 I'm seeing this girl now. 388 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,438 Oh, shit. Only one? 389 00:18:57,473 --> 00:19:00,242 Yes, bro. Only one. I'm a new man. 390 00:19:00,278 --> 00:19:02,276 Wow. You know what I call that? 391 00:19:02,311 --> 00:19:04,148 -Mmm. Growth. -Delusion. 392 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,216 -What? -You been saying that same thing 393 00:19:06,251 --> 00:19:07,646 like, every two years since we met. 394 00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:09,889 You do some fuck shit, you feel bad, 395 00:19:09,924 --> 00:19:12,454 you reflect, become a new man. 396 00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:14,225 But then the new nigga do some fuck shit, 397 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,122 and the whole cycle just start over again. 398 00:19:16,158 --> 00:19:17,393 Come on, bruh. 399 00:19:17,429 --> 00:19:18,860 -This time is different. -This time is different. 400 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,464 (LAUGHING) 401 00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:23,702 Nigga, you say the same thing every time. 402 00:19:23,737 --> 00:19:24,663 You ain't changed. 403 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:27,570 Man, fuck all that bull. What about you? 404 00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:31,377 What, you still a slave to the White man? 405 00:19:31,412 --> 00:19:34,143 Y'all gonna stop calling my wife the White man, all right? 406 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:36,512 -Her name is Jenny. -Okay. 407 00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:39,984 And she ain't "White" White. She ethnic White. 408 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:41,614 -She Armenian. -Come on, man. 409 00:19:41,649 --> 00:19:43,181 That bitch is dog-kisses on-the-mouth, 410 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:48,259 pumpkin-spice-latte, Sweet-Caroline, Bye-Bye-Bye White. 411 00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:50,595 So, you just gon' call my wife a bitch? 412 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:53,698 Just, come on, bruh. Nah, I meant bitch in the colloquial sense. 413 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,029 You know, like, 414 00:19:55,064 --> 00:19:57,266 "Hey, bitch. 415 00:19:57,302 --> 00:19:59,371 "You gon' finish that quesadilla?" 416 00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:01,802 Yeah, no, that was a bad example. 417 00:20:04,144 --> 00:20:06,372 All right, look, bruh, I didn't mean... 418 00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:07,709 I'm fucking with you. 419 00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:09,544 (LAUGHS) 420 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,080 -Fuck outta here, bro. -I'm fucking with you. 421 00:20:12,115 --> 00:20:13,145 I'm a changed man. 422 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,852 (LAUGHS) 423 00:20:14,887 --> 00:20:16,347 Shit, look at me. 424 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,683 So, you telling me she wrung every bit of the thug out of you, bro? 425 00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,158 There's not even a little bit left? 426 00:20:20,193 --> 00:20:21,958 Like, you really ain't packing right now? 427 00:20:21,994 --> 00:20:24,459 (SIGHS) Nah, man. 428 00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,464 Man, you really in the "Sunken Place." 429 00:20:28,069 --> 00:20:31,304 Balls deep, my brother. Balls deep. 430 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,274 (ANIMAL HOWLING IN DISTANCE) 431 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,808 -LISA: You got a heart? -ALLISON: Nope. 432 00:20:42,844 --> 00:20:44,513 LISA: You got that last club, don't you? 433 00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:47,749 -ALLISON: Yup, and it's low. -LISA: Got you. 434 00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:53,356 Oh, yeah, she love the club. Let me see. 435 00:20:53,391 --> 00:20:55,895 Yo, I hate these dudes. I hate 'em. 436 00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:58,294 Not a good time. (EXCLAIMS) 437 00:20:58,330 --> 00:21:01,532 I knew it, and that might be board. 438 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,003 Five. 439 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,915 That may be the dagger. 440 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:18,578 Shit. All I got is a... 441 00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:21,381 -Dang, bitch! -(BOTH EXCLAIMING) 442 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,751 That's my partner, okay? 443 00:21:23,787 --> 00:21:27,259 That is what we do on Juneteenth, motherfuckers. 444 00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:29,392 -Y'all cheated, man. -So now we cheated? 445 00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:31,161 Congratulations. Chivalry's not dead. 446 00:21:31,196 --> 00:21:32,595 Oh, oh. Take your L and go. 447 00:21:32,631 --> 00:21:34,801 Nnam, that's something a loser would say, Nnamdi. 448 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,033 Don't be a sore loser. 449 00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:39,203 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 450 00:21:39,239 --> 00:21:40,432 Hey, Dewayne, you wanna run one? 451 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,501 Come on, Dewayne. 452 00:21:41,537 --> 00:21:43,270 Come on, bro, let's run one. 453 00:21:43,305 --> 00:21:46,610 Dewayne, did you just shift in your seat at me, you little moody ass? 454 00:21:46,645 --> 00:21:49,347 -What is wrong with Dewayne? -He always does this. 455 00:21:49,382 --> 00:21:52,050 First, he gets all introspective and shit, 456 00:21:52,085 --> 00:21:53,281 and then 20 minutes later... 457 00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:55,520 (DANCE RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 458 00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:59,358 I fucking love this song. Are y'all hot? 459 00:21:59,394 --> 00:22:02,260 -Kinda hot. -KING: Oh, he needs some water. 460 00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:04,694 Yup, that molly finally got his ass. 461 00:22:06,198 --> 00:22:08,495 Oh, my God, he is wilding. 462 00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:09,763 Oh, I feel like the music is 463 00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:11,037 -kissing me on my neck. -(CELL PHONE BUZZING) 464 00:22:11,072 --> 00:22:12,598 KING: Nobody kissing your neck. 465 00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:14,704 ALLISON: Yes, Dewayne. Come on! 466 00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:19,643 You better rip those pants off, Dewayne. 467 00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:24,681 Come on, who needs clothes, boo? Yes! 468 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,644 No. No. 469 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,553 You got it going, Dewayne. 470 00:22:29,353 --> 00:22:31,455 (KING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 471 00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:33,756 (MUSIC AND PARTYING CONTINUE IN OTHER ROOM) 472 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:42,567 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 473 00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:58,451 (CREAKING) 474 00:22:59,449 --> 00:23:02,048 LISA: Nnamdi, is that you? 475 00:23:13,362 --> 00:23:14,566 (DOOR CLOSING) 476 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:19,901 (CREAKING) 477 00:23:27,476 --> 00:23:29,977 Shit! You scared me. 478 00:23:32,481 --> 00:23:34,850 (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) 479 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:43,958 Hey, what's the problem? 480 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,361 I feel bad. 481 00:23:46,397 --> 00:23:47,430 Dewayne still doesn't know 482 00:23:47,466 --> 00:23:49,502 -we got back together. -Dewayne? 483 00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:52,670 (SCOFFS, CLEARS THROAT) 484 00:23:53,205 --> 00:23:55,507 Maybe if you tell him, 485 00:23:55,543 --> 00:23:58,203 you might realize that you outgrew your friend. 486 00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:00,478 Boy. 487 00:24:00,513 --> 00:24:02,612 You really thought you just said something. 488 00:24:02,647 --> 00:24:05,045 "You realize you've outgrown your friend." 489 00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:09,654 You don't know shit about my friendship. 490 00:24:10,419 --> 00:24:11,623 -(SIGHS) -Okay. 491 00:24:13,723 --> 00:24:16,192 -(SIGHING) Oh, my God. -Are you okay? 492 00:24:16,227 --> 00:24:17,662 My molly just hit. 493 00:24:19,464 --> 00:24:23,733 Look, I'm sorry I lashed out. 494 00:24:23,769 --> 00:24:26,539 I was projecting a bit, but you were overstepping. 495 00:24:29,205 --> 00:24:30,235 Now... 496 00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:34,008 -take your pants off. -(PANTS UNZIP) 497 00:24:41,751 --> 00:24:44,018 (WASHING MACHINE CHIMES, WHIRRING) 498 00:24:50,493 --> 00:24:52,097 (SOFT METALLIC CLINKING) 499 00:24:52,132 --> 00:24:54,567 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 500 00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:00,265 (DOOR LOCK CLICKS, CREAKING) 501 00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:21,990 (LOCK CLICKS) 502 00:25:35,471 --> 00:25:36,571 Boo, motherfucker! 503 00:25:36,606 --> 00:25:38,037 -(EXCLAIMS) -(LAUGHING) 504 00:25:38,073 --> 00:25:39,873 Bitch, you play too much. I almost hit you. 505 00:25:39,908 --> 00:25:42,114 -Nigga, is you high? -A little bit. 506 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,382 -You on molly? -Yeah. 507 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,648 Gimme some. Where you got some at? 508 00:25:44,684 --> 00:25:46,012 -Oh, my God. Go in the house. -Okay. Get me... 509 00:25:46,047 --> 00:25:48,079 -Get me some molly. -Ow. You so late, move. 510 00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:50,117 Hold on! 'Bout to fuck up my Moscato. 511 00:25:50,152 --> 00:25:52,223 -This is peach lavender. -Go through the front door. 512 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,952 -I love you. -Love you. 513 00:25:53,988 --> 00:25:55,286 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 514 00:25:55,322 --> 00:25:58,797 Happy Juneteenth, niggas! Shanika in the hizzouse. 515 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,125 Hey. 516 00:26:00,161 --> 00:26:02,297 -What's up, Ally? -ALLISON: Girlfriend, hi! 517 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,568 Yes, how are ya? 518 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:04,967 It's so good to see you, boo. Put that on ice. 519 00:26:05,002 --> 00:26:06,597 -What's up, Shanika? Where you been? -What up, nigga? 520 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:10,068 I got lost, and then my car couldn't make it up that fucking hill. 521 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:12,808 -Y'all, I ran into, um... -Clifton. 522 00:26:12,843 --> 00:26:16,846 I have not seen you since we were at the... 523 00:26:16,882 --> 00:26:19,513 -SHANIKA: At the one... -I don't know that nigga. 524 00:26:19,549 --> 00:26:21,119 -At the... -School. 525 00:26:21,154 --> 00:26:22,450 -School! -School! 526 00:26:22,486 --> 00:26:23,518 That's what it was. 527 00:26:23,553 --> 00:26:24,721 -All right. -Yes. 528 00:26:24,756 --> 00:26:26,822 -Well, welcome. -Thanks. I appreciate it. 529 00:26:26,857 --> 00:26:30,122 I mean, I'm surprised I was invited, too. 530 00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:32,695 Anyway, do you guys have an Android charger? 531 00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:34,598 I told you, we don't support that. 532 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:37,129 All right, well, you can't win 'em all. 533 00:26:37,165 --> 00:26:39,631 -Thanks for having me. -Y'all, where's Lisa? 534 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,173 I know y'all motherfuckers didn't start numbing reality without me, 535 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,473 'cause if you did... 536 00:26:43,508 --> 00:26:44,941 (SQUEALING) What up, Lis? 537 00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:49,176 You smell like dick. What the fuck you been doing? 538 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,211 Oh. That's who you been doing. 539 00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:55,483 I accidentally smelled some of the dick. 540 00:26:55,518 --> 00:26:57,349 (SHANIKA LAUGHING) 541 00:26:58,519 --> 00:27:00,087 Oh, wow. 542 00:27:00,123 --> 00:27:02,524 So, Lisa the new girl you was telling me about? 543 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:03,795 (DEWAYNE CLEARS THROAT) 544 00:27:11,101 --> 00:27:14,338 Oh, so suddenly it's quiet and all eyes are on me. 545 00:27:14,373 --> 00:27:15,974 Is that my reputation? 546 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,374 Something happens and y'all just waiting on me to be combative? 547 00:27:18,409 --> 00:27:20,005 (EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS) 548 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:22,680 Guys, I'm not even mad, I promise. 549 00:27:22,715 --> 00:27:24,879 Lis, I'm tryna be as fucked up as he is. 550 00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,210 ALLISON: Let's get this party started. 551 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,987 Yep. We should all take shots, right? 552 00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:29,183 Yes. Please. 553 00:27:29,218 --> 00:27:31,015 Get back to handing out these ass-whoopings in Spades. 554 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:32,888 ALLISON: Who are you talking to? 555 00:27:32,924 --> 00:27:35,123 Oh, puh-lease. 'Cause you know good and well 556 00:27:35,158 --> 00:27:37,189 we've been whooping your ass all night, right, Lisa? 557 00:27:37,225 --> 00:27:39,295 Y'all got lucky. Don't let it go to your heads. 558 00:27:39,331 --> 00:27:40,430 (ALLISON LAUGHS) 559 00:27:40,465 --> 00:27:42,161 -Hey, Dewayne. -Hey. 560 00:27:42,197 --> 00:27:45,601 Oh, my God. Gal, it's so nice to see you again. 561 00:27:45,636 --> 00:27:47,869 -It's Clifton. -Oh... Yes. 562 00:27:47,904 --> 00:27:49,674 Oh, my God, I'm so... I knew that. 563 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,543 I'm so sorry. I've taken a lot of drugs. 564 00:27:51,578 --> 00:27:53,110 Do you know where I can put my bag? 565 00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:54,175 Mmm-mmm. 566 00:27:54,876 --> 00:27:56,474 Where's Morgan and Shawn? 567 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,879 I got a text last night saying that they made it here. 568 00:27:58,915 --> 00:28:00,612 They texted us earlier, actually, 569 00:28:00,648 --> 00:28:03,685 and told us that they were gonna come back later on this evening. 570 00:28:03,721 --> 00:28:06,183 -Hey, thank you. -You're welcome. 571 00:28:06,219 --> 00:28:07,822 -Here, Clifton. -Thank you, baby. 572 00:28:07,857 --> 00:28:09,487 -No, hold it, nigga. -(SIPPING) 573 00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:12,260 -I have a toast. -Yes! 574 00:28:12,295 --> 00:28:15,432 On this Juneteenth Day, I would like to celebrate freedom. 575 00:28:15,467 --> 00:28:16,567 -Freedom. -Freedom. 576 00:28:16,603 --> 00:28:18,262 Freedom from caring about people 577 00:28:18,298 --> 00:28:20,035 more than they care about themselves. 578 00:28:20,071 --> 00:28:23,103 A friend of mine once told me, "People can grow." 579 00:28:23,139 --> 00:28:24,742 At the time, I didn't know what she meant, 580 00:28:24,778 --> 00:28:27,676 but now I know that she meant, "Grow apart." 581 00:28:27,711 --> 00:28:30,108 Uh-huh. And then they die. 582 00:28:30,144 --> 00:28:31,883 -And that's called fate. -Dewayne. 583 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:35,113 Mmm. Cheers to having standards and self-respect. 584 00:28:35,149 --> 00:28:37,685 (CHUCKLES) To friendship for life. 585 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,083 -For life. -For life. 586 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:40,920 Lovely. That sounds awesome. 587 00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,653 (INHALES SHARPLY, EXCLAIMS) 588 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:45,529 Oh, my God, holy shit, King. That tastes like pure sugar. 589 00:28:45,564 --> 00:28:49,560 I call it King's Kool-Ayyy. 590 00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:52,199 -You drink it, it make you go, "Ayyy." -NNAMDI: Bruh. 591 00:28:52,234 --> 00:28:54,002 I love you, but you gonna have to give it up. 592 00:28:54,037 --> 00:28:55,540 Okay, you know what? Keep drinking that shit 593 00:28:55,576 --> 00:28:56,668 and watch yourself get some cramps. 594 00:28:56,703 --> 00:28:58,041 Shut up. 595 00:28:58,076 --> 00:28:59,708 Let's get into these Spades. That's why we came here, 596 00:28:59,744 --> 00:29:01,277 -right? -ALLISON: Let's do it. 597 00:29:01,312 --> 00:29:03,148 So, look, it's gonna be Allison and Lisa, and me and Nnamdi. 598 00:29:03,184 --> 00:29:04,382 Uh, can I play? 599 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:05,515 I don't know, can you? 600 00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:07,252 Well, can you teach me? 601 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,684 Look, come on, bruh, ain't nobody ever teach you how to play Spades? 602 00:29:08,719 --> 00:29:10,455 I've played before, I just... 603 00:29:10,491 --> 00:29:12,584 -I forgot some of the... -King? 604 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,023 Look, man, we ain't got time to be teaching you how to play. 605 00:29:15,058 --> 00:29:16,989 You can sit on the sideline, you can watch. 606 00:29:17,025 --> 00:29:20,027 If you learn, cool, if not... 607 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:22,901 Yeah, sure, of course. I'll watch. 608 00:29:23,603 --> 00:29:25,269 You know what? You can learn, 609 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,299 but it's just that you gonna have to be on a team in order to learn. 610 00:29:27,335 --> 00:29:30,542 And this weekend, it is women against boys. 611 00:29:30,577 --> 00:29:31,709 So, I mean if you're learning, 612 00:29:31,744 --> 00:29:33,037 you got to learn from your gender folk. 613 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,572 That ain't gonna happen. 614 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:39,713 Yeah, learn from the losers 'cause we finna getting that ass, right? 615 00:29:39,749 --> 00:29:42,052 Okay! Bussin', baby. 616 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,450 (ALL GROAN) 617 00:29:48,528 --> 00:29:49,858 ALLISON: Where are you going? 618 00:29:49,894 --> 00:29:51,457 I'm gonna look for the fuse box. 619 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:55,868 -What the hell was that? -What was what? 620 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:02,200 -I see nothing. -DEWAYNE: Was it a raccoon? 621 00:30:02,236 --> 00:30:03,901 No, it was bigger than a raccoon. 622 00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:06,041 -DEWAYNE: Was it a bear? -KING: All right, we gotta find the lights. 623 00:30:06,077 --> 00:30:08,075 ALLISON: Yeah, I'm with King. I'm not gonna... 624 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:09,646 DEWAYNE: Like a bear-sized raccoon? 625 00:30:09,681 --> 00:30:10,914 ALLISON: Shut up. Come on. 626 00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:12,610 DEWAYNE: I don't know this house like that. 627 00:30:18,522 --> 00:30:19,758 It's locked. 628 00:30:19,794 --> 00:30:21,887 This one, too. Why are all the doors locked? 629 00:30:21,923 --> 00:30:23,661 Let's try this one. 630 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:25,491 Uh, that one's locked, too, bruh. 631 00:30:27,632 --> 00:30:29,260 -Well. -Wait, wait. 632 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:31,065 Who put that sign on the door? 633 00:30:31,101 --> 00:30:32,971 That was not there earlier, you guys. 634 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:37,706 "Game room." 635 00:30:37,742 --> 00:30:39,303 Probably Morgan and Shawn. 636 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,746 Probably just came back earlier 637 00:30:40,781 --> 00:30:42,445 and are trying to scare the shit out of us. 638 00:30:42,481 --> 00:30:44,649 -DEWAYNE: Well, it's not funny. -They think it's a prank or something. 639 00:30:44,685 --> 00:30:46,850 -Morgan! -Yo, Shawn, stop playing. 640 00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:48,349 KING: It's locked, bruh. It's lock... 641 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:50,153 No, it ain't. 642 00:30:52,324 --> 00:30:53,321 Come on. 643 00:31:00,366 --> 00:31:01,395 What's this? 644 00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:03,496 Oh, hell no. 645 00:31:07,402 --> 00:31:09,802 So, the lights just come on when they want to? 646 00:31:09,837 --> 00:31:11,440 That works. 647 00:31:11,476 --> 00:31:12,904 Game room? 648 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:17,510 Yeah, this is some Morgan next-level party-planning shit, right? 649 00:31:18,948 --> 00:31:20,348 They got all the games, too. 650 00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:24,717 (SQUEALS IN EXCITEMENT) Etch A Sketch. I used to love this. 651 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:25,958 Oh, hey. 652 00:31:26,823 --> 00:31:29,194 I love Ouija boards. 653 00:31:29,230 --> 00:31:32,096 One time I tried to summon Gary Coleman and he was not happy. 654 00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:38,931 Hey, look at this. It's us from college. 655 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,200 Oh, let me see me. 656 00:31:40,235 --> 00:31:42,334 Um, I found Morgan's earring earlier. 657 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:44,806 What? These are her great grandmother's. 658 00:31:44,842 --> 00:31:46,140 She never takes these off. 659 00:31:46,175 --> 00:31:47,439 Okay, then she's definitely here then. 660 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:49,815 See, y'all? Morgan just fucking with us. 661 00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:51,948 -NNAMDI: Yeah. -ALLISON: "The Blackening"? 662 00:31:51,983 --> 00:31:54,613 Yo, what is this? Jim Crow Monopoly? 663 00:31:55,684 --> 00:31:57,355 Whoa. 664 00:31:57,391 --> 00:31:58,819 -DEWAYNE: Uh-uh. This game got bad vibes. -(ALL MUTTERING DISMISSIVELY) 665 00:31:58,854 --> 00:32:00,390 No. No, thank you. 666 00:32:00,425 --> 00:32:02,493 Yeah, Morgan would not plan some stupid shit like this, bruh. 667 00:32:02,528 --> 00:32:03,963 Nah, she wouldn't. 668 00:32:10,633 --> 00:32:11,630 King, 669 00:32:13,068 --> 00:32:14,906 I think this must be yours. 670 00:32:14,941 --> 00:32:17,775 -It's a crown. That makes sense. -Huh. 671 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,842 -A purse. That's fitting. -Nnamdi. 672 00:32:20,877 --> 00:32:24,181 -A pyramid? Why's that fitting? -Because, nigga, you're literally from Africa. 673 00:32:26,649 --> 00:32:27,712 Shanika. 674 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,754 Why I gotta get a bottle? 675 00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:31,322 Because you're literally a drunk. 676 00:32:31,357 --> 00:32:33,556 So, wait, they made one of these specifically for each of us? 677 00:32:33,592 --> 00:32:35,126 Yeah, I guess. 678 00:32:35,494 --> 00:32:36,622 (CHUCKLES) 679 00:32:38,392 --> 00:32:40,063 No, no, no, what are you doing? 680 00:32:40,098 --> 00:32:41,834 We literally came all this way to party 681 00:32:41,869 --> 00:32:44,001 and play games, so that's what I'm doing. 682 00:32:44,036 --> 00:32:48,070 Oh, come on, this is clearly Morgan's work. 683 00:32:48,105 --> 00:32:50,005 I am not even tripping. Let's just play. 684 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:51,272 NNAMDI: Yeah, I'm with Allison. 685 00:32:51,308 --> 00:32:52,337 Everybody falling for this fake creepiness, 686 00:32:52,373 --> 00:32:53,471 but I'mma beat her at her own game. 687 00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:55,641 Yeah, Morgan, I see you. Game on, bitch. 688 00:32:56,877 --> 00:32:57,913 I guess. 689 00:32:57,948 --> 00:32:59,044 KING: All right, let's get it. 690 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,679 Yeah, let's get it. 691 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,185 So, I guess the question is how do we play? 692 00:33:05,221 --> 00:33:07,057 Ask the little racist nigga here. 693 00:33:07,092 --> 00:33:10,128 THE GAME: Pick a card and save Morgan. 694 00:33:11,393 --> 00:33:14,033 The hell? What it mean "save Morgan"? 695 00:33:15,028 --> 00:33:16,632 (DOOR SLAMS) 696 00:33:16,668 --> 00:33:17,729 (LOCK CLICKS) 697 00:33:23,775 --> 00:33:24,976 (DOORKNOB RATTLING) 698 00:33:25,011 --> 00:33:26,575 -Shit. It's locked. -That's not funny, King. 699 00:33:26,610 --> 00:33:30,048 See, that makes me nervous, and I throw up when I'm nervous. 700 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:31,916 -Move, King. -(STAMMERS) Maybe it's a push. 701 00:33:31,951 --> 00:33:33,313 SHANIKA: Talking about it's locked. 702 00:33:33,349 --> 00:33:35,553 Your ass couldn't open it, that's why. 703 00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:36,614 If you just, um... 704 00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:38,923 Did you try pushing it? I think you should push. 705 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,020 You just jerk it off. There you go. 706 00:33:40,055 --> 00:33:41,357 Nigga, kill yourself. 707 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,725 -Y'all, it's locked. -See? See, I told you. 708 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,726 -This is why I don't go to fucking cabins... -I'm about to snap. 709 00:33:46,761 --> 00:33:49,830 Everyone, calm down so we can figure out what's going on. 710 00:33:49,866 --> 00:33:51,268 (TV CRACKLING) 711 00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:55,800 (LIVELY OLD-TIMEY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 712 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:02,279 Wait, what the... 713 00:34:05,249 --> 00:34:07,378 -LISA: Oh, God, no. -KING: Is that Morgan? 714 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:11,154 -Oh, no, Morgan. -Oh, my God. 715 00:34:11,189 --> 00:34:12,988 Y'all, we gotta get the fuck up outta here. 716 00:34:13,023 --> 00:34:14,488 ALLISON: Oh, my God, Morgan! 717 00:34:14,523 --> 00:34:17,826 Allison, you're gonna have to shut the hell up! 718 00:34:17,862 --> 00:34:19,329 ALLISON: I'm sorry. 719 00:34:20,863 --> 00:34:22,134 Please... 720 00:34:23,334 --> 00:34:27,034 THE GAME: Lisa, Nnamdi, Allison, Dewayne, 721 00:34:27,069 --> 00:34:29,434 Shanika, King, Clifton. 722 00:34:29,470 --> 00:34:31,007 SHANIKA: It said our names, y'all. 723 00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:32,403 This shit is "personal" personal. 724 00:34:32,439 --> 00:34:33,671 How the fuck is it doing this? 725 00:34:33,706 --> 00:34:35,543 The rules are simple. Answer correctly 726 00:34:35,578 --> 00:34:38,143 before the second hand completes one revolution, 727 00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:39,347 you move a space. 728 00:34:39,382 --> 00:34:41,316 If you answer 10 questions correctly, 729 00:34:41,351 --> 00:34:43,622 she lives and you're all free to go. 730 00:34:43,657 --> 00:34:45,722 Get one wrong, she dies. 731 00:34:45,758 --> 00:34:46,850 (MORGAN WHIMPERING) 732 00:34:46,886 --> 00:34:50,327 Oh, my God, guys, look. There is someone with her. 733 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,667 Refuse to play, and you die, just like Shawn did. 734 00:34:56,702 --> 00:34:57,965 SHANIKA: Oh, shit! 735 00:34:58,001 --> 00:34:59,836 DEWAYNE: No! Shawn. 736 00:34:59,871 --> 00:35:01,899 -Oh, my God. -Fuck. 737 00:35:03,007 --> 00:35:04,237 -Fuck. -KING: Now, what? 738 00:35:04,272 --> 00:35:06,703 Well, guys, I'm scared, too, 739 00:35:06,739 --> 00:35:10,949 uh, but the voice made it very clear. 740 00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:14,084 We have an opportunity to save Morgan, 741 00:35:14,119 --> 00:35:16,788 so why don't we just play the game? 742 00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,421 THE GAME: So, shall we begin? 743 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,194 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 744 00:35:23,095 --> 00:35:24,658 I think we have to play the game. 745 00:35:30,836 --> 00:35:32,702 (CHIMES) Pick a card. 746 00:35:32,738 --> 00:35:35,174 (TIMER TICKING) 747 00:35:37,143 --> 00:35:40,343 Okay. "Question one. Who's Sojourner Truth? 748 00:35:40,379 --> 00:35:43,175 "A: An abolitionist, and women's rights activist. 749 00:35:43,211 --> 00:35:44,676 "B: An entrepreneur. 750 00:35:44,712 --> 00:35:47,577 "Or C: Harriet Tubman. Right answer or death." 751 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,012 What the fuck? Are you serious? 752 00:35:49,048 --> 00:35:51,189 So, he just gon' force us to do a Black history test? 753 00:35:51,225 --> 00:35:52,717 I don't understand. Why make us play this game? 754 00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,385 If you just gonna kill us, just kill us. 755 00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:55,821 Shut the fuck up, Dewayne. 756 00:35:55,857 --> 00:35:57,623 Look, just answer the question. It's A, of course. 757 00:35:57,659 --> 00:35:59,594 (CHIMES) Good for you. You have a point. 758 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:02,599 What you doing? Move all our pieces. 759 00:36:02,634 --> 00:36:03,796 My bad. 760 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,374 (CHIMES) Pick a card. 761 00:36:14,281 --> 00:36:17,612 "How many seasons did dark Aunt Viv play Aunt Viv 762 00:36:17,648 --> 00:36:19,983 "in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air before being replaced 763 00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:21,753 "by light-skinned Aunt Viv? 764 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:22,880 "Right answer or death." 765 00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:25,456 Okay, so, Tyra Banks came in the college years, 766 00:36:25,491 --> 00:36:27,286 -and then Ashley started singing. -I know the answer. 767 00:36:27,322 --> 00:36:28,994 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 768 00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:30,687 KING: Little Nicky came in season 4, 769 00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:32,127 and that was light-skin Aunt Viv, 770 00:36:32,162 --> 00:36:33,832 so it had to be before that. 771 00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:35,330 -It's three. -Are you sure? 772 00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:38,036 Yes, nigga. I'm sure. It's three. 773 00:36:38,072 --> 00:36:39,838 - (CHIMES) That is correct. -Whoo! 774 00:36:39,873 --> 00:36:41,206 Gosh, team, we're on a roll. 775 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:44,236 We're doing it, really, we're moving and grooving. 776 00:36:44,272 --> 00:36:45,911 -Okay. -Let's go. 777 00:36:45,946 --> 00:36:48,146 "What does the NAACP stand for? 778 00:36:48,181 --> 00:36:51,379 "A. Negroes At Applebee's Cooking Pasta." 779 00:36:51,414 --> 00:36:53,079 Oh, my God, this is so offensive. 780 00:36:53,115 --> 00:36:55,649 Uh, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. 781 00:36:55,684 --> 00:36:58,785 - Fuck you. -Correct. Pick another card. 782 00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:03,524 (SIGHS) 783 00:37:03,559 --> 00:37:05,063 All right. "Every Black person should be 784 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,865 "familiar with the Black national anthem, 785 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:07,991 "Lift Every Voice and Sing. 786 00:37:08,027 --> 00:37:10,364 "While every Black person knows the first verse, 787 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,963 "sing the second verse, or else." 788 00:37:15,306 --> 00:37:16,835 I only know the first verse, bruh. 789 00:37:16,871 --> 00:37:18,869 Yeah, same. Honestly, I just be making up words. 790 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,879 Nigga, I know the Pledge of Allegiance. 791 00:37:20,914 --> 00:37:22,512 That song has like 14 verses. 792 00:37:24,777 --> 00:37:26,346 Somebody better fucking sing something. 793 00:37:26,381 --> 00:37:29,954 ♪ Stony the road we trod 794 00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:32,923 ♪ Bitter the chastening rod 795 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,387 ♪ Felt in the days 796 00:37:34,423 --> 00:37:39,029 ♪ When hope unborn had died 797 00:37:39,064 --> 00:37:42,197 ♪ Yet with a steady beat 798 00:37:42,232 --> 00:37:45,265 ♪ Have not our weary feet 799 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:47,370 ♪ Come to the place 800 00:37:47,405 --> 00:37:52,636 ♪ For which Our fathers sighed? ♪ 801 00:37:52,672 --> 00:37:55,377 -Is that right? -(TIMER TICKING) 802 00:37:55,412 --> 00:37:57,374 - (CHIMES) Correct. -Whoo! Yes! 803 00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:58,879 -Yo! -Yes! 804 00:37:58,914 --> 00:38:02,783 CLIFTON: I'm in love. I'm in love. Al, that was gorgeous. 805 00:38:06,459 --> 00:38:08,956 Swag, the gas mask, and a motherfucking pacemaker. 806 00:38:08,991 --> 00:38:11,359 -That's 15 Black inventions, right? Let's go. -(ALLISON CHEERS) 807 00:38:11,395 --> 00:38:13,398 -(CHIMES) Correct. -(CHEERING) 808 00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:15,359 -Okay. -Pick a card. 809 00:38:15,395 --> 00:38:16,929 Whoo! Come on. 810 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:21,066 "In Nas' One Mic, subtract the number of blunts, 811 00:38:21,102 --> 00:38:24,105 "pages and pens that Nas needs from the number of shots..." 812 00:38:24,141 --> 00:38:25,840 -It's Nas. -Nas. 813 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:29,441 "Nas needs from the number of shots that hit the crew." 814 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,811 Why y'all looking at me? 815 00:38:30,846 --> 00:38:32,249 You finna die if y'all expect me to answer that. 816 00:38:32,284 --> 00:38:34,284 Wait, wait, wait, no, I know this one. 817 00:38:34,319 --> 00:38:37,081 All right, so, you need one blunt, 818 00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:39,452 one page, one pen, 819 00:38:39,488 --> 00:38:41,359 -right, which is three. -Yeah. 820 00:38:41,394 --> 00:38:44,958 And two twin Glocks, which is 16, which is 32. 821 00:38:44,993 --> 00:38:48,593 Jesus was 33, six hit the crew, but 27 went into you. 822 00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:51,464 27 minus 3 is 24. It's 24. 823 00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:52,662 -Are you sure? -Positive! 824 00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:54,068 (CHIMES) That is correct. 825 00:38:54,104 --> 00:38:57,033 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 826 00:38:57,069 --> 00:39:00,476 And I like your math. Pick another card. 827 00:39:00,511 --> 00:39:02,376 "Name five Black actors that have appeared 828 00:39:02,412 --> 00:39:03,740 "on the hit TV show Friends." 829 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:05,309 This is a trick question, right? 830 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:08,079 I should know this, but I was more a Becker kind of guy. 831 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,754 Why y'all looking at me? I ain't never seen the show. 832 00:39:15,592 --> 00:39:17,728 But I do know Aisha Tyler was on it once, 833 00:39:17,763 --> 00:39:19,991 playing the love interest of Joey and Ross. So, that's one. 834 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:22,298 I never watched the show either, but I do know 835 00:39:22,334 --> 00:39:23,665 Gabrielle Union was on the show. 836 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:25,930 She was also a love interest for Joey and Ross. 837 00:39:25,965 --> 00:39:27,505 SHANIKA: Wait, is that the show about all 838 00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:29,240 -the White people in New York? -Yeah, on the couch. 839 00:39:29,276 --> 00:39:30,671 Yeah, I didn't watch that shit either. 840 00:39:30,707 --> 00:39:32,375 But I do know that Craig Robinson was on it, 841 00:39:32,410 --> 00:39:33,842 but I don't know who he played, though. 842 00:39:33,877 --> 00:39:36,075 And Mr. Moseby. He played Chandler's boss. Phill Lewis. 843 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:38,613 -Shit, yeah, that's four. -So all y'all watched that show? 844 00:39:38,648 --> 00:39:41,618 -We need one more. -Your time is almost up. 845 00:39:44,121 --> 00:39:47,688 Um, um, um, dark-skinned Aunt Viv also played one of Chandler's bosses. 846 00:39:47,723 --> 00:39:48,886 You know, they were very "plug and play" 847 00:39:48,921 --> 00:39:50,325 with the Black people on that show. 848 00:39:50,361 --> 00:39:51,426 So, y'all did watch that show? 849 00:39:51,462 --> 00:39:52,492 Okay, but what was her name again? 850 00:39:52,527 --> 00:39:54,030 -Um... -Queen Janet Hubert. 851 00:39:54,065 --> 00:39:55,132 -Yes! -Yes! 852 00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:56,497 Come on now, you're my girl. 853 00:39:56,533 --> 00:39:58,270 -(CHIMES) Wrong. - (EXCLAIMS) 854 00:39:58,305 --> 00:40:00,235 The correct answer was, "I don't know. 855 00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:01,401 I don't watch that show. 856 00:40:01,437 --> 00:40:02,737 "I watch Living Single." 857 00:40:02,773 --> 00:40:04,875 Aw, you can't do that. That ain't what you asked. 858 00:40:04,911 --> 00:40:05,769 SHANIKA: Damn! 859 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,743 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 860 00:40:11,351 --> 00:40:13,450 MORGAN: (ON TV) Help! Help me, please! 861 00:40:13,486 --> 00:40:15,520 SHANIKA: Is that thing attached to her head? 862 00:40:15,555 --> 00:40:18,050 -No, Morgan. -KING: Oh, shit, he about to scalp her. 863 00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:20,618 (RIPPING) 864 00:40:20,653 --> 00:40:22,723 -(SCREAMING) -Shit! 865 00:40:22,758 --> 00:40:24,724 Ooh, bitch, that's some good-ass wig glue. 866 00:40:24,759 --> 00:40:26,259 Now, get the fuck up out of there! 867 00:40:26,295 --> 00:40:28,192 (ALL CHEERING) 868 00:40:31,869 --> 00:40:33,371 Come on, bitch, you gotta fight for your fucking' life! 869 00:40:33,407 --> 00:40:35,169 ALLISON: Morgan, get the hell out of there! 870 00:40:35,205 --> 00:40:36,803 (ALL YELLING) 871 00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:38,837 We gotta get the fuck outta here. We gotta go. 872 00:40:38,872 --> 00:40:40,311 Nnamdi, come help me with the door. 873 00:40:40,347 --> 00:40:42,212 I got you. Let's break this thing down. 874 00:40:42,247 --> 00:40:43,780 What the... Oh, shit. It's open. 875 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:46,579 It's open? Let's get out of here, guys. Come on, let's go. 876 00:40:46,614 --> 00:40:47,714 KING: Move, Clifton. Let's go. 877 00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,684 None of us motherfucking dying today. 878 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,248 DEWAYNE: Move, bitch. Get out of my way. 879 00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:54,218 Come on. Check the doors. 880 00:40:55,957 --> 00:40:58,324 Fuck! It's locked. Somebody break the window. 881 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,564 Yeah, break it. 882 00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:01,995 Y'all, move. Duck! 883 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,030 (CLIFTON SCREAMS) 884 00:41:05,134 --> 00:41:06,469 Fuck! 885 00:41:06,504 --> 00:41:08,034 DEWAYNE: What type of glass is that? 886 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:11,002 (PANTING) 887 00:41:11,037 --> 00:41:13,875 -This place is like a prison. -Oh, my God. 888 00:41:15,144 --> 00:41:16,141 Guys. 889 00:41:18,952 --> 00:41:20,112 Look at our cars. 890 00:41:26,423 --> 00:41:28,791 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 891 00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:34,962 LISA: Morgan. 892 00:41:41,337 --> 00:41:42,635 (BANGING ON DOOR) 893 00:41:42,671 --> 00:41:44,840 MORGAN: Come on! Open the door! 894 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:49,080 (BANGING) 895 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:50,241 She's in the basement! 896 00:41:50,276 --> 00:41:53,010 -DEWAYNE: Come on. Move! -LISA: Morgan, we're coming! 897 00:41:53,045 --> 00:41:54,552 NNAMDI: Morgan, hold on, we got it. 898 00:41:54,588 --> 00:41:56,414 KING: Morgan, hold tight. We gonna get you out. 899 00:41:56,449 --> 00:41:58,021 -KING: Let me try it. -NNAMDI: On three. All right, come on. 900 00:41:58,056 --> 00:41:59,118 Ready? Pull. 901 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,119 Morgan, he's behind you. 902 00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:03,959 -Oh, my God, he's behind you. -He's behind her! 903 00:42:03,995 --> 00:42:05,723 He's right behind you. Hey, Morgan, he's right behind you. 904 00:42:05,758 --> 00:42:07,330 (SCREAMS) No, please! 905 00:42:07,365 --> 00:42:08,532 He's walking up the stairs. 906 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,533 Oh, my God, he's walking up the stairs. 907 00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:11,798 Hurry up, he's walking up the stairs! 908 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,131 He's coming up the stairs. Watch out! 909 00:42:13,167 --> 00:42:15,834 -Oh, my God, I'mma throw up. -I'm gonna throw up. 910 00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,200 Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up. 911 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,042 -Somebody, do something. -Somebody better... 912 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:20,910 Do something! 913 00:42:20,945 --> 00:42:24,110 NNAMDI: King, where you going? Come on, man, I need help. 914 00:42:28,055 --> 00:42:29,148 Morgan, we got you. 915 00:42:30,149 --> 00:42:32,057 -You got a gun? -Bruh, I knew you had a gun. 916 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:32,950 Wow, that's profiling. 917 00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:34,151 How come you didn't use it before? 918 00:42:34,186 --> 00:42:36,858 On what? The TV, nigga? Move out the way. 919 00:42:36,893 --> 00:42:39,257 Morgan, stand back. I'mma shoot the lock off. 920 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,004 -Y'all be shooting in here. -Morgan. 921 00:42:53,807 --> 00:42:54,905 -Y'all see something? -No. 922 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,408 You wanna borrow my glasses? 923 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,108 Morgan! 924 00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,849 Hold tight, yo. I'm coming to get you. 925 00:43:03,952 --> 00:43:06,086 Morgan, we right here. We gon' get you out. 926 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:24,676 Morgan! 927 00:43:26,542 --> 00:43:28,273 Maybe try her last name. 928 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,308 -Morgan! -Morgan. 929 00:43:32,745 --> 00:43:34,312 (ALL SCREAMING) 930 00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,870 SHANIKA: Get your... Hey, get your... 931 00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:52,902 Fuck! 932 00:43:53,669 --> 00:43:55,071 Will somebody fucking help me? 933 00:43:55,106 --> 00:43:56,675 Okay! 934 00:43:57,906 --> 00:44:00,475 -Oh, shit! Oh, God! -Did I get him? 935 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:01,942 You're like King Arthur. 936 00:44:01,977 --> 00:44:03,841 This motherfucker shot me in my shoulder. 937 00:44:03,877 --> 00:44:05,343 Take this shit out of me. 938 00:44:06,111 --> 00:44:09,720 -Lisa, get a knife. -(SCREAMS) 939 00:44:09,756 --> 00:44:12,656 -Okay. This is too big. -Allison, you pull it out. 940 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,356 I'm not pulling that shit out. You pull it out. 941 00:44:14,391 --> 00:44:16,492 LISA: Wait. Okay. 942 00:44:16,527 --> 00:44:18,526 I got a good one! Here you go. 943 00:44:18,561 --> 00:44:20,265 -Stab him! -Who, me? 944 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:21,458 Yes, you, bitch. Gimme that. 945 00:44:23,335 --> 00:44:25,396 (MAN CRYING OUT IN PAIN) 946 00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,138 (ALL BREATHING HEAVILY) 947 00:44:29,174 --> 00:44:30,374 (SCREAMS) 948 00:44:30,409 --> 00:44:32,370 Put it back in. Put it back in! 949 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:36,514 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 950 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:38,411 -Are you guys okay? -I stabbed him. 951 00:44:38,447 --> 00:44:39,513 It's over. 952 00:44:39,549 --> 00:44:41,016 Everybody, get down! 953 00:44:41,451 --> 00:44:43,249 (ALL SCREAMING) 954 00:44:47,522 --> 00:44:48,925 Stay down! 955 00:44:53,693 --> 00:44:55,162 (GUN CLICKS) 956 00:44:57,269 --> 00:44:58,264 He's gone, y'all! 957 00:44:58,832 --> 00:45:00,438 DEWAYNE: Okay, let's go. 958 00:45:00,474 --> 00:45:01,572 LISA: Get back to the game room. 959 00:45:01,607 --> 00:45:03,168 ALLISON: Yes, oh, my God, let's go! 960 00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:05,937 Oh, wait, Nnamdi! We need to bring King. 961 00:45:05,973 --> 00:45:08,406 -NNAMDI: Come on. -Oh, shit. 962 00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:11,442 -SHANIKA: Go. -CLIFTON: I'm fine. 963 00:45:13,549 --> 00:45:15,215 (KING GROANING) 964 00:45:17,552 --> 00:45:19,157 (SCREAMS) 965 00:45:19,192 --> 00:45:20,319 Okay. Fuck, fuck. 966 00:45:21,693 --> 00:45:22,990 Allison, get this shit outta my back. 967 00:45:23,025 --> 00:45:24,395 -ALLISON: I don't know how. -KING: Allison! 968 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,957 -What? -Get this shit out! 969 00:45:25,992 --> 00:45:27,493 Take the shit out of his back! 970 00:45:27,528 --> 00:45:28,965 Okay! 971 00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:32,837 I'm gonna do it on three. One, two... 972 00:45:34,404 --> 00:45:35,735 (SCREAMS) 973 00:45:35,771 --> 00:45:37,809 -Oh, shit! -KING: Shit! 974 00:45:39,775 --> 00:45:41,710 What happened to you, Allison? 975 00:45:41,746 --> 00:45:44,011 -(DOOR BANGS SHUT) -(LOCK CLICKS) 976 00:45:44,046 --> 00:45:46,450 Bad news. They... He locked us in again. 977 00:45:46,486 --> 00:45:47,651 -What? -He locked us in again. 978 00:45:47,686 --> 00:45:49,788 -What the fuck? -Oh, God. King! King. 979 00:45:50,389 --> 00:45:51,314 Oh, my God, we lost him! 980 00:45:51,350 --> 00:45:54,457 Nigga, fuck. Shit, I'm resting my eyes. 981 00:45:54,492 --> 00:45:56,023 God damn! Keep talking. 982 00:45:56,058 --> 00:45:58,092 Okay, great. Guys, guys, we need a plan. 983 00:45:58,127 --> 00:45:59,827 If the killer comes back in here, we're next. 984 00:45:59,863 --> 00:46:01,398 Girl, how the fuck did this happen? 985 00:46:01,434 --> 00:46:03,164 I was trying to help King. 986 00:46:03,199 --> 00:46:05,001 Hey, babe, she's gonna need something to wrap that. 987 00:46:07,733 --> 00:46:09,104 Damn. 988 00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:12,010 Painkillers. Anybody got any painkillers? 989 00:46:12,045 --> 00:46:13,443 Shit. 990 00:46:13,478 --> 00:46:14,712 DEWAYNE: Listen, think. 991 00:46:14,748 --> 00:46:16,612 Are there any White people who wanna kill us? 992 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:18,014 I mean, potentially all of 'em. 993 00:46:18,049 --> 00:46:19,846 I mean, a white guy said he wanted to kill me yesterday. 994 00:46:19,881 --> 00:46:21,245 -What? Who? -I don't know. 995 00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:22,915 He was just some stranger on Twitter. 996 00:46:22,951 --> 00:46:24,083 He was mad at me because I said 997 00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:25,616 that the O'Reilly Auto Parts theme song 998 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:28,689 was more culturally relevant than the Star-Spangled Banner. 999 00:46:28,725 --> 00:46:30,086 I mean, you're not wrong. 1000 00:46:30,122 --> 00:46:34,090 ♪ O, O, O, O'Reilly's 1001 00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:35,598 ALL: ♪ Auto parts ♪ 1002 00:46:35,633 --> 00:46:37,335 Ow! Ooh, that's a good song. 1003 00:46:37,370 --> 00:46:38,728 THE GAME: Pick a card. 1004 00:46:38,764 --> 00:46:40,731 -We're not picking any more cards, bruh. -Are you sure? 1005 00:46:40,766 --> 00:46:44,441 The outcome of this situation depends on your participation. 1006 00:46:44,477 --> 00:46:45,509 Wait, what are you doing? 1007 00:46:45,545 --> 00:46:46,944 Well, we gotta finish the game. 1008 00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:49,341 -No, we don't. -I would suggest you pick a card. 1009 00:46:49,377 --> 00:46:51,542 DEWAYNE: You heard what he said. Girl, pick a card. 1010 00:46:54,013 --> 00:46:55,313 "In your predicament, 1011 00:46:55,349 --> 00:46:57,218 "the Black character is always the first to die. 1012 00:46:57,253 --> 00:47:01,151 "I will spare your lives if you sacrifice the person 1013 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:02,721 "you deem the Blackest to me." 1014 00:47:02,757 --> 00:47:03,961 The Blackest? 1015 00:47:05,025 --> 00:47:06,525 "Choose someone to sacrifice. 1016 00:47:06,561 --> 00:47:08,999 "You don't play my game, you all die. You have two minutes." 1017 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:11,569 No, we're not playing the fucking game. We're done. 1018 00:47:11,605 --> 00:47:13,897 You have 2 minutes to decide. 1019 00:47:13,933 --> 00:47:16,004 (TIMER TICKING) 1020 00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:17,639 It don't even make sense, "the Blackest." 1021 00:47:17,674 --> 00:47:18,942 That is so subjective. 1022 00:47:18,977 --> 00:47:20,542 Well, shit, Shanika. She say "Nigga" the most. 1023 00:47:20,577 --> 00:47:22,313 -Nigga! -See? 1024 00:47:22,348 --> 00:47:24,345 Well, someone has to get picked or we all end up like Morgan and Shawn. 1025 00:47:24,381 --> 00:47:26,576 All right, look, nobody should judge anybody in here, bruh. 1026 00:47:26,612 --> 00:47:28,016 I know you ain't over here trying to argue about 1027 00:47:28,051 --> 00:47:30,153 who should be the Blackest here, Nnamdi. 1028 00:47:30,188 --> 00:47:33,650 -What, why? -Because you are a literal African, Nnamdi. 1029 00:47:33,686 --> 00:47:36,058 You are, like, still in its original packaging Black. 1030 00:47:36,094 --> 00:47:38,994 I'm sorry, boo, but on paper, you the Blackest. 1031 00:47:39,029 --> 00:47:40,796 First of all, I'm from Oakland, all right, 1032 00:47:40,832 --> 00:47:41,930 and my daddy's from South Africa. 1033 00:47:41,965 --> 00:47:44,068 So, Townbiz, Raider Nation, Go A's, 1034 00:47:44,103 --> 00:47:46,131 Michael B. Jordan, Fruitvale Station off top, bruh. 1035 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,470 Mmm. That just makes you Blacker. 1036 00:47:47,505 --> 00:47:48,937 ALLISON: Mmm-hmm. 1037 00:47:48,972 --> 00:47:50,337 But if anybody is the Blackest here, 1038 00:47:50,372 --> 00:47:52,906 it's African diaspora, Angela Rye head ass over here. 1039 00:47:52,942 --> 00:47:55,305 -Wow, Nnamdi, really? -Yeah! 1040 00:47:55,341 --> 00:47:57,245 Okay. So, that's what we doing? 1041 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,449 Because every single time one of y'all make a joke, 1042 00:47:59,484 --> 00:48:02,216 it's always, "Oh, Allison, you White this. Allison, you White that." 1043 00:48:02,252 --> 00:48:05,182 But now, when it is the most convenient for you, 1044 00:48:05,217 --> 00:48:06,383 you wanna use my Blackness? 1045 00:48:06,418 --> 00:48:08,518 -Absolutely. -Absolutely not, nigga. 1046 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:11,127 Because guess what? If we playing this game, 1047 00:48:11,162 --> 00:48:15,065 my daddy is White with "wha", so it's surely not me. 1048 00:48:15,698 --> 00:48:17,200 -King? -King? 1049 00:48:17,236 --> 00:48:19,200 -Yeah, King. -'Cause you the one with the gun and you gangsta. 1050 00:48:19,235 --> 00:48:21,464 I'm a ex-gangsta, all right? I changed my life. 1051 00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:22,973 And I'm married to a White woman, so... 1052 00:48:23,008 --> 00:48:25,375 -That does not help. -You right. I'mma shut up. 1053 00:48:25,411 --> 00:48:26,270 90 seconds. 1054 00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:28,044 Oh, my God, this is not working. 1055 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,875 I'mma need so much therapy if we get through this. 1056 00:48:29,911 --> 00:48:31,279 What about Dewayne? 1057 00:48:31,314 --> 00:48:33,718 Girl, shut your ass up. Did you not hear what I said? 1058 00:48:33,753 --> 00:48:35,447 Therapy. Black people don't do therapy. 1059 00:48:35,483 --> 00:48:37,349 Well, actually, Black people are slowly but surely 1060 00:48:37,385 --> 00:48:39,523 adopting healthier mental health lifestyles. 1061 00:48:39,558 --> 00:48:40,855 Hey, big fucking deal. 1062 00:48:40,890 --> 00:48:42,222 No, deadass, big fucking deal. 1063 00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:43,757 We've come a long way. It's a beautiful thing. 1064 00:48:43,793 --> 00:48:45,328 -Yeah. -We have. 1065 00:48:45,363 --> 00:48:47,729 But that's not the point. The point is y'all can't pick me. 1066 00:48:47,765 --> 00:48:48,831 -I'm gay. -(ALL GROAN) 1067 00:48:48,867 --> 00:48:50,365 Nigga, you always using that shit. 1068 00:48:50,401 --> 00:48:52,228 No, no. And just like my homophobic family member says, 1069 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,802 "Gayness is just whiteness wrapped up in a bunch of dicks," and today, I agree. 1070 00:48:55,837 --> 00:48:56,869 "Bunch of dicks"? 1071 00:48:56,904 --> 00:48:58,139 70 seconds left. 1072 00:48:58,174 --> 00:49:00,206 -Look, we gotta pick somebody. -We can't. 1073 00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:01,639 You know what? What about Clifton? 1074 00:49:01,675 --> 00:49:03,374 SHANIKA: Yeah, why we can't pick his little weak-ass? 1075 00:49:03,409 --> 00:49:05,041 You over there quiet in the corner, 1076 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:07,816 but you did not get invited to this event, but yet you showed up. 1077 00:49:07,851 --> 00:49:09,079 That is some Black shit, nigga. 1078 00:49:09,115 --> 00:49:10,654 Blackity Black, bro. 1079 00:49:10,690 --> 00:49:13,821 Guys, I was invited by Morgan. 1080 00:49:13,856 --> 00:49:15,922 -How? -60 seconds. 1081 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,556 Morgan sent me an e-vite. 1082 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,257 Guys, I can prove I'm not the Blackest. 1083 00:49:21,293 --> 00:49:22,558 -Prove it. -(SWALLOWS) 1084 00:49:22,594 --> 00:49:25,067 -I've never seen Friday. -What the fuck? 1085 00:49:25,103 --> 00:49:28,037 I thought Black Twitter was a type of seasoning. 1086 00:49:28,072 --> 00:49:31,905 Um, I like Jimmy Fallon without The Roots. 1087 00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:33,636 -That's wrong. -Um... 1088 00:49:33,672 --> 00:49:36,973 Beyonce's Super Bowl performance made me unsafe. 1089 00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:38,346 Same. 1090 00:49:39,246 --> 00:49:41,518 -I voted for Trump. -(GASPING) 1091 00:49:41,553 --> 00:49:42,713 -What? -What? 1092 00:49:44,656 --> 00:49:46,019 -Twice. -(SCREAMING) 1093 00:49:46,054 --> 00:49:49,791 DEWAYNE: Stop. Stop. Stop. 1094 00:49:49,826 --> 00:49:51,491 Get your hands... Stop! 1095 00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:53,898 We have a minute left. Somebody trying to kill us, 1096 00:49:53,933 --> 00:49:56,265 and arguing is only gonna make it easier. 1097 00:49:56,799 --> 00:49:59,070 We need a plan. 1098 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:03,266 Our ancestors did not die for us to abandon each other, 1099 00:50:03,301 --> 00:50:07,639 our morals and our Blackness at the moment's notice in the face of adversity. 1100 00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:15,117 Boy, I know you did not just go into some complete, dramatic-ass monologue 1101 00:50:15,152 --> 00:50:17,554 when you knew we only had one minute left. 1102 00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:18,648 Time is almost out. 1103 00:50:18,684 --> 00:50:21,150 Girl, you talking just as long as me. Shit. 1104 00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:22,588 20 seconds. 1105 00:50:22,624 --> 00:50:26,026 Look, y'all, we just need to pick somebody, all right. 1106 00:50:26,061 --> 00:50:29,030 And I'm sorry, Clifton, for that dumb-ass shit that you just said, I pick you, bruh. 1107 00:50:29,066 --> 00:50:31,702 -No. -I pick your MAGA ass, too. 1108 00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:34,237 -(GROANS) No. -Allison? 1109 00:50:34,937 --> 00:50:36,739 I vote for Clifton. 1110 00:50:36,774 --> 00:50:38,604 -King? -This nigga. 1111 00:50:39,279 --> 00:50:40,276 Bae. 1112 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:43,609 Bae. 1113 00:50:43,645 --> 00:50:46,612 I mean, I guess I don't have a choice. I pick Clifton. 1114 00:50:47,452 --> 00:50:48,485 Dewayne? 1115 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,780 5 seconds. 1116 00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:52,684 I'm so sorry, Clifton. 1117 00:50:53,792 --> 00:50:55,385 -I pick you. -(TIMER DINGS) 1118 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,590 -Your time is up. -Wow. 1119 00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:01,295 You know, I really thought we connected. 1120 00:51:01,330 --> 00:51:02,892 You know, if you guys had any more sense, 1121 00:51:02,928 --> 00:51:05,530 you'd know that this is what the game wanted us to do. 1122 00:51:05,565 --> 00:51:08,337 To turn on each other. To act like animals. 1123 00:51:09,203 --> 00:51:10,801 You gave it what it wanted. 1124 00:51:13,646 --> 00:51:16,180 -All right. -Nigga! 1125 00:51:27,857 --> 00:51:29,358 All lives matter. 1126 00:51:32,191 --> 00:51:33,461 (DOOR LOCK CLICKS) 1127 00:51:49,449 --> 00:51:50,478 (WHIMPERS) 1128 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:57,452 -(DOOR SHUTS, LOCK CLICKS) -Oh! 1129 00:51:59,157 --> 00:52:01,324 -That didn't feel right. -I'll go get him. 1130 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,364 It's locked again. 1131 00:52:09,802 --> 00:52:11,433 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 1132 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,774 Do you like Hunger Games? 1133 00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:26,545 I love the books but you probably don't even read. 1134 00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:30,718 Uh, maybe we can talk this out, you know. Um... 1135 00:52:30,753 --> 00:52:31,750 Dang it. 1136 00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:35,824 (ROD CLATTERS) 1137 00:52:35,859 --> 00:52:36,923 (ARROW WHOOSHING) 1138 00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:38,295 (DISTANT SCREAM) 1139 00:52:47,638 --> 00:52:48,635 Fuck. 1140 00:52:50,743 --> 00:52:51,872 (LAUGHS MENACINGLY) 1141 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:52,903 Oh, my God. 1142 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,642 Oh, no. 1143 00:53:04,518 --> 00:53:07,918 Well, I mean, he did vote for Trump. 1144 00:53:10,294 --> 00:53:12,189 -Twice. -LISA: Oh, my God, is it over? 1145 00:53:12,225 --> 00:53:15,195 THE GAME: You did not follow the rules. Clifton did not vote. 1146 00:53:15,230 --> 00:53:16,764 Space revoked. Pick a card. 1147 00:53:16,799 --> 00:53:19,035 -SHANIKA: What? -Oh, my God, this game is impossible to win. 1148 00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:20,770 -No. Hell, no! -You have time 1149 00:53:20,805 --> 00:53:22,238 -to save yourself. -I'm not playing this fucking game anymore, man. 1150 00:53:22,274 --> 00:53:23,538 You have to save yourself. Save yourself... 1151 00:53:28,474 --> 00:53:30,442 So, you don't want to play? 1152 00:53:30,478 --> 00:53:32,483 We refuse. No more fucking games. 1153 00:53:32,518 --> 00:53:36,149 That would mean you automatically move into sudden death. 1154 00:53:36,184 --> 00:53:37,515 -Sudden death? -What? 1155 00:53:37,551 --> 00:53:40,585 The rules are simple. Survive. 1156 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,788 The door to the game room is open. 1157 00:53:43,663 --> 00:53:44,862 (DOOR UNLOCKS) 1158 00:53:44,897 --> 00:53:46,188 You'll have 3 minutes of safety 1159 00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:48,925 before I open the rest of the doors in the house. 1160 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:53,500 Now, are your chances better outside or in? 1161 00:53:53,536 --> 00:53:57,303 You must choose or face the consequences. 1162 00:53:57,338 --> 00:53:59,610 Ugh. I hate this bitch's voice! 1163 00:53:59,645 --> 00:54:00,470 3 minutes. 1164 00:54:00,505 --> 00:54:02,645 -(LAUGHS) -(STATIC) 1165 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,941 -So, what do we do? -What do you mean, "What do we do," girl? 1166 00:54:04,976 --> 00:54:07,315 I'm not gonna stay in this fucking mouse trap. 1167 00:54:07,351 --> 00:54:09,086 We got to get the hell up out of here. 1168 00:54:09,122 --> 00:54:10,418 Why? So he can just attack us outside? 1169 00:54:10,453 --> 00:54:13,721 Look, Clifton was right. This game has rules, 1170 00:54:13,757 --> 00:54:16,691 and whatever the hell they are, they have stuck by them, okay? 1171 00:54:16,727 --> 00:54:20,329 So, if we really do have 3 minutes y'all, we should just run. 1172 00:54:20,364 --> 00:54:22,132 I agree. We got more room to run outside. 1173 00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:23,799 We stay here, we just sitting ducks. 1174 00:54:23,834 --> 00:54:26,563 I don't know about you but I have no interest in getting hunt down 1175 00:54:26,598 --> 00:54:28,098 in the woods by that psycho! 1176 00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:30,407 Look, I'm with Allison. We need to take our fucking chances. 1177 00:54:30,442 --> 00:54:32,242 Let's go, baby, listen. We can cut across the woods 1178 00:54:32,277 --> 00:54:33,441 and make it to the other side of the road. 1179 00:54:33,476 --> 00:54:34,907 If we all make it, then we'll all be safe. 1180 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:36,773 What movies have you seen? 'Cause that's fucking stupid. 1181 00:54:36,808 --> 00:54:38,179 Bruh, I haven't watched any movies. 1182 00:54:38,215 --> 00:54:39,278 I'm just trying to save my girl! 1183 00:54:39,313 --> 00:54:40,780 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1184 00:54:41,714 --> 00:54:43,087 Boo, I love you. Why you yelling at me? 1185 00:54:43,122 --> 00:54:44,554 Listen, arguing is not gon' help us. 1186 00:54:44,589 --> 00:54:46,454 Everybody, let's go at least get some fucking weapons. 1187 00:54:46,489 --> 00:54:48,552 -ALLISON: All right. -Are you kidding me? 1188 00:54:48,587 --> 00:54:49,786 Are you fucking kidding me? 1189 00:54:49,821 --> 00:54:51,322 Somebody gon' help me the fuck up? 1190 00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:52,660 Shit, my bad, bruh. 1191 00:54:54,195 --> 00:54:57,362 SHANIKA: Y'all better come in this kitchen and find something. Shit. 1192 00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:58,864 Hey, find some weapons. 1193 00:54:59,598 --> 00:55:00,899 Look for something sharp. 1194 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:06,377 -Here. Use these. -Thanks. 1195 00:55:06,412 --> 00:55:09,080 Wait. Chili powder? Girl, what I'm finna do, cook? 1196 00:55:09,115 --> 00:55:10,545 Sorry, girl, we ran out of knives. 1197 00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:13,044 Really? A candlestick? You think you in Clue? 1198 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,318 Don't start with me. I could fuck somebody up with this. 1199 00:55:15,353 --> 00:55:16,817 What are you gonna do? Tenderize his ass? 1200 00:55:16,852 --> 00:55:18,721 At least it's metal, Colonel Mustard. That looks plastic. 1201 00:55:18,757 --> 00:55:20,587 At least this just has a little weight to it. It has some girth. 1202 00:55:20,622 --> 00:55:22,085 Shanika, I need some of them painkillers. 1203 00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:26,958 I got you now. Here you go. 1204 00:55:30,431 --> 00:55:32,099 -This is Adderall. -What? 1205 00:55:32,134 --> 00:55:33,602 This is Adderall. 1206 00:55:38,474 --> 00:55:40,306 -Is this what you gave her? -Yes. 1207 00:55:40,341 --> 00:55:41,577 I need something else. 1208 00:55:43,511 --> 00:55:45,141 Here, you can take this. Vicodin. 1209 00:55:46,249 --> 00:55:47,547 -I'm going. -Whoa, what? 1210 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:49,117 No, you supposed to be dead, bruh. 1211 00:55:49,152 --> 00:55:50,487 This ain't that movie. 1212 00:55:50,522 --> 00:55:51,749 Look, man, let's go before this Vicodin wear off. 1213 00:55:51,785 --> 00:55:54,585 Wait, are you crazy? Look at yourself. 1214 00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:56,158 -I got shot once. -Twice! 1215 00:55:56,194 --> 00:55:58,055 In the same spot. One hole. 1216 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:01,362 It hurt like hell, but I can run. My legs work. 1217 00:56:01,398 --> 00:56:02,796 All right. You can come with us, 1218 00:56:02,832 --> 00:56:04,529 but if you start lagging, we ain't carrying your ass. 1219 00:56:04,564 --> 00:56:05,764 -Fine. -Shit, look y'all. 1220 00:56:05,799 --> 00:56:07,403 It's real dark out there and I'm still high. 1221 00:56:07,439 --> 00:56:09,471 -I can't go out there. -Me, too, I'm staying. 1222 00:56:09,506 --> 00:56:10,870 -Lisa! -Baby, then I'm staying with you. 1223 00:56:10,905 --> 00:56:12,704 No, it's okay. I understand if you have to leave. 1224 00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:14,237 -Yeah, go. -Baby, I don't wanna stay... 1225 00:56:14,273 --> 00:56:16,176 I wanna stay with you. I wanna show you that I'm committed. 1226 00:56:16,211 --> 00:56:18,782 -Look, we a "us" now. -This Larenz Tate chasing the train ass nigga. 1227 00:56:18,818 --> 00:56:20,076 Not now, Nnamdi. 1228 00:56:20,111 --> 00:56:22,317 -I'm boots for Nina ass, nigga. -(BOTH CHUCKLES) 1229 00:56:22,353 --> 00:56:23,848 Okay, we all know what this means. 1230 00:56:23,883 --> 00:56:26,286 -Don't you dare, Allison. -I'mma say it. 1231 00:56:26,322 --> 00:56:27,453 Don't say this dumb shit. 1232 00:56:27,488 --> 00:56:29,785 -We... (GAGS) -Allison. 1233 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:32,122 -We... (GAGS) -Oh, my God. 1234 00:56:33,130 --> 00:56:34,162 We have to split up. 1235 00:56:34,197 --> 00:56:36,530 -Oh, my God! -Why? 1236 00:56:36,565 --> 00:56:38,536 He's not gon' be in two places at once. 1237 00:56:38,571 --> 00:56:39,998 Oh, see, Allison. I knew you was gonna say that shit 1238 00:56:40,033 --> 00:56:41,734 but I figured that was just your White side talking. 1239 00:56:41,769 --> 00:56:43,869 This is not my White half talking, Nnamdi. 1240 00:56:43,904 --> 00:56:47,409 This is me talking as a whole-ass Black person, 1241 00:56:47,444 --> 00:56:48,939 who just so happens to be biracial. 1242 00:56:48,974 --> 00:56:50,808 My "Blackness" should not be in question 1243 00:56:50,843 --> 00:56:53,484 just because I am simply suggesting 1244 00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:55,879 that separating might actually help us stay alive. 1245 00:56:55,914 --> 00:56:57,621 Allison, yes, you do have a point. 1246 00:56:57,657 --> 00:56:59,651 But do you really think your Black side did them air quotes? 1247 00:56:59,687 --> 00:57:01,222 That feels exclusively Caucasian. 1248 00:57:01,257 --> 00:57:02,592 MAN: 20 seconds left! 1249 00:57:04,361 --> 00:57:05,424 -I love you. -I love you, too. 1250 00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,858 -Stay alive. -Mmm-hmm. 1251 00:57:06,893 --> 00:57:09,896 Shanika, run them pills, girl. They good. 1252 00:57:10,962 --> 00:57:13,102 I don't know how much time we have, 1253 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,337 but if the door does open, 1254 00:57:14,372 --> 00:57:16,166 this is the one closest to the woods. 1255 00:57:16,201 --> 00:57:18,704 I didn't know that a psycho killer in blackface 1256 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,310 was gonna be the person that was here 1257 00:57:20,346 --> 00:57:22,741 when I asked who all was gonna be here? 1258 00:57:22,777 --> 00:57:25,810 This feels like the end of Set it Off. 1259 00:57:25,845 --> 00:57:28,178 (CRYING) I hate this, it feels so sad. 1260 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:30,081 You are my sister. 1261 00:57:31,450 --> 00:57:32,518 My strength. 1262 00:57:32,554 --> 00:57:34,558 -And my pride. -And my pride. 1263 00:57:37,863 --> 00:57:40,025 (ALL CRYING) 1264 00:57:46,236 --> 00:57:47,505 It'll be all right. 1265 00:57:49,139 --> 00:57:50,508 (LOCK CLICKS) 1266 00:57:58,446 --> 00:57:59,814 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1267 00:58:02,053 --> 00:58:03,048 Okay, we good. 1268 00:58:03,922 --> 00:58:04,918 Bye, y'all. 1269 00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:27,644 Hey, yo. We should hide. 1270 00:58:28,781 --> 00:58:29,811 Wait. 1271 00:58:32,078 --> 00:58:34,384 No, no, no. I don't wanna go in the basement. 1272 00:58:34,419 --> 00:58:36,118 I don't wanna see Morgan like that. 1273 00:58:36,153 --> 00:58:37,418 Hey, baby, I'm with Dewayne. I don't wanna see her like that, either. 1274 00:58:37,454 --> 00:58:39,282 LISA: I'm going to find Morgan. 1275 00:58:52,935 --> 00:58:54,436 DEWAYNE: Yo! When did we become the kind of people 1276 00:58:54,472 --> 00:58:56,339 that walk into dark-ass basements? 1277 00:58:56,374 --> 00:58:57,806 LISA: Nice of you to join me. 1278 00:59:01,977 --> 00:59:05,242 DEWAYNE: Is that a well? What kind of house is this? 1279 00:59:05,277 --> 00:59:08,113 NNAMDI: Shit. I'm impressed. Motherfucker's crazy. 1280 00:59:16,127 --> 00:59:17,392 Wait, wait, wait. 1281 00:59:17,427 --> 00:59:18,927 What? The road is that way. 1282 00:59:18,963 --> 00:59:21,964 No, no, no. The road is this way. The lake is that way. 1283 00:59:21,999 --> 00:59:23,062 What? 1284 00:59:27,404 --> 00:59:28,603 What the fuck is you doing? 1285 00:59:28,638 --> 00:59:32,308 Okay, hold up, I feel weird as shit! 1286 00:59:32,343 --> 00:59:34,074 Okay, I think I need to stop. 1287 00:59:34,109 --> 00:59:37,740 Guys, just go. I'm just gonna sit here with my feelings. 1288 00:59:37,776 --> 00:59:39,782 Your feelings? What? 1289 00:59:39,817 --> 00:59:42,916 Allison, that Adderall got you bugging the fuck out. 1290 00:59:42,952 --> 00:59:45,120 Come on, Allison. We not finna leave you here. 1291 00:59:45,155 --> 00:59:46,953 No, just go. 1292 00:59:46,989 --> 00:59:49,025 Look, I need you to breathe with me, all right? 1293 00:59:49,061 --> 00:59:51,959 Inhale, exhale. 1294 00:59:54,059 --> 00:59:55,595 There's a crazy motherfucker out here 1295 00:59:55,630 --> 00:59:56,830 hunting us like we animals. 1296 00:59:56,865 --> 00:59:58,564 This ain't the time to be sitting down. 1297 00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:00,031 I need you to be strong. 1298 01:00:00,066 --> 01:00:01,933 You got Rosa Parks on your shirt, right? 1299 01:00:01,968 --> 01:00:03,737 Would she be sitting down right now? 1300 01:00:03,772 --> 01:00:06,706 I mean, that's exactly what she did. 1301 01:00:06,742 --> 01:00:09,009 Man, nigga, shut up! Look at me. 1302 01:00:09,044 --> 01:00:12,282 If you wanna be somebody and if you wanna go somewhere, 1303 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,110 then you better wake up and... 1304 01:00:14,145 --> 01:00:16,079 -Pay attention. -That's right, bitch. 1305 01:00:16,114 --> 01:00:17,952 Now, come on with your injured ass. 1306 01:00:26,862 --> 01:00:28,928 (DEWAYNE GROANING IN DISGUST) Oh, my God. 1307 01:00:28,964 --> 01:00:30,994 Please tell me that's some of King's Kool-Ayyy. 1308 01:00:31,029 --> 01:00:32,901 We both know what that is, man. 1309 01:00:34,104 --> 01:00:34,964 Okay. 1310 01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:37,769 -Go. Shit. -Look, you go. 1311 01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:39,842 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1312 01:00:50,456 --> 01:00:51,821 DEWAYNE: Okay, but where's Morgan? 1313 01:00:53,325 --> 01:00:54,316 Let's see if we can figure out 1314 01:00:54,351 --> 01:00:56,452 how this fucker operates before he gets back. 1315 01:01:07,568 --> 01:01:08,772 (DISTANT SPLASH) 1316 01:01:10,406 --> 01:01:11,467 (COMPUTER CHIRPS) 1317 01:01:14,276 --> 01:01:17,373 DEWAYNE: Oh, my God. There are cameras all over this house. 1318 01:01:17,409 --> 01:01:20,245 He's been watching our every move this entire time. 1319 01:01:23,616 --> 01:01:24,821 Y'all, look. 1320 01:01:26,823 --> 01:01:28,987 I thought we were above the Mason-Dixon. 1321 01:01:29,022 --> 01:01:31,356 -(DOOR CLOSES UPSTAIRS) -What was that? 1322 01:01:31,391 --> 01:01:34,197 Fucking 'course, he'd go after the darkest people first. 1323 01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:35,499 (FOOTSTEPS THUMPING) 1324 01:01:35,534 --> 01:01:37,262 -We gotta go back upstairs. -Really? 1325 01:01:37,728 --> 01:01:39,099 Okay. 1326 01:01:42,772 --> 01:01:45,476 Fuck! No. We went the wrong way. 1327 01:01:45,511 --> 01:01:48,477 See? Allison, I told you. Allison? 1328 01:01:48,512 --> 01:01:50,742 Allison! Fuck, where is she? 1329 01:01:50,777 --> 01:01:52,847 Her ass probably high. 1330 01:01:52,883 --> 01:01:54,343 I don't blame her. I wanna do the same thing. 1331 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:57,554 No, King, you gotta stay with me, okay? 1332 01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,315 Look, I can see houses in the distance. 1333 01:01:59,351 --> 01:02:02,153 Okay, I'mma swim across. They won't suspect it. 1334 01:02:02,188 --> 01:02:04,088 They probably assume we can't swim anyway. 1335 01:02:04,123 --> 01:02:05,755 They be assuming right, 'cause I can't. 1336 01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:08,296 -Wow! Way to be a fucking stereotype. -You know what? You go ahead 1337 01:02:08,332 --> 01:02:11,466 and hop your little privileged ass in that dark, mysterious water, 1338 01:02:11,502 --> 01:02:12,669 I'mma climb up this tree. 1339 01:02:12,704 --> 01:02:13,932 You give me a signal when you get across. 1340 01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:15,703 Is that something you can even do? 1341 01:02:15,739 --> 01:02:17,673 I ran from cops, I dodged bullets, 1342 01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:20,041 I jumped gates. This is easy, all right? 1343 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,038 Oh, shit. 1344 01:02:22,073 --> 01:02:23,407 This is really embarrassing. 1345 01:02:23,442 --> 01:02:25,474 -Get up and help me, God damn it! -Nigga, come on. 1346 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:27,818 (GROANS) Don't put your finger in my asshole. 1347 01:02:32,753 --> 01:02:35,925 -Wasn't this door open? -It don't even matter, yo. We gon' go straight through. 1348 01:02:37,359 --> 01:02:38,356 Ready? 1349 01:02:41,996 --> 01:02:44,329 Nigga, move, I'll go first. Okay. 1350 01:02:44,796 --> 01:02:46,001 Here we go. 1351 01:02:47,233 --> 01:02:48,463 Okay, I see why you didn't wanna go first. 1352 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:50,536 Oh, my God, are you guys fucking line dancing? 1353 01:02:50,572 --> 01:02:52,238 Wait, hold on. 1354 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:54,273 One, two... 1355 01:02:54,806 --> 01:02:56,308 (SCREAMING) 1356 01:02:57,683 --> 01:02:59,146 I heard screaming. Is everything okay? 1357 01:03:00,045 --> 01:03:01,785 Ranger White? Is that you? 1358 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:04,346 -In the flesh. -Oh, shit. Is this good or bad? 1359 01:03:04,382 --> 01:03:06,824 Wait. How do we know we can trust him? 1360 01:03:08,325 --> 01:03:09,753 No offense. 1361 01:03:09,788 --> 01:03:12,421 -I'm one of the good ones. -That does not help. They all say that. 1362 01:03:12,457 --> 01:03:14,596 That actually makes you seem more suspicious. 1363 01:03:14,631 --> 01:03:16,863 You can trust me. Seriously. 1364 01:03:16,899 --> 01:03:18,601 If I got an invite to the cookout, 1365 01:03:18,637 --> 01:03:19,969 I'd be honored, but I wouldn't go. 1366 01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:21,771 -And why the fuck not? -Because I know my presence 1367 01:03:21,807 --> 01:03:23,299 in an all-Black space would be a disturbance 1368 01:03:23,335 --> 01:03:25,007 and undo it being an all-Black space. 1369 01:03:25,939 --> 01:03:27,643 That's a pretty good answer. 1370 01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:29,044 -I'm sold. -Mmm-hmm. Works for me. 1371 01:03:29,813 --> 01:03:31,481 Look, we're gonna lower our hands. 1372 01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:32,949 -Lower away. -Okay, great. 1373 01:03:32,984 --> 01:03:34,544 Look, I've never been so happy to see a White savior. 1374 01:03:34,579 --> 01:03:36,417 Somebody's trying to kill us. Please help us. Please. 1375 01:03:36,453 --> 01:03:37,713 Whoa. Slow down. 1376 01:03:37,748 --> 01:03:39,555 A masked killer is after us and two of our friends are dead. 1377 01:03:39,591 --> 01:03:40,657 -What do you mean dead? -Dead. 1378 01:03:40,692 --> 01:03:42,057 Dead, meet your maker dead, dead. 1379 01:03:42,092 --> 01:03:43,253 -Where are the rest of your friends? -We split up. 1380 01:03:43,288 --> 01:03:44,620 You split up? But you all are Black. 1381 01:03:44,655 --> 01:03:47,023 -Whoa. Do not get comfortable. -I know you didn't. 1382 01:03:47,058 --> 01:03:48,930 -Bold move, bro. -Sorry. 1383 01:03:48,966 --> 01:03:50,261 Don't you need to call for help or something? 1384 01:03:50,296 --> 01:03:52,294 Okay, try to calm down. I'll get some help. 1385 01:03:52,330 --> 01:03:54,966 -This is White to base. -(STATIC) 1386 01:03:55,002 --> 01:03:57,435 White to base. This is White. 1387 01:03:58,605 --> 01:03:59,877 White. 1388 01:04:00,508 --> 01:04:01,540 White. 1389 01:04:01,575 --> 01:04:03,905 (STATIC) 1390 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:06,650 That's weird. Runs on a satellite system, should always work. 1391 01:04:06,685 --> 01:04:07,847 The signal is actively being blocked. 1392 01:04:07,882 --> 01:04:08,979 That's why we couldn't call out. 1393 01:04:09,014 --> 01:04:10,415 You gotta believe us. 1394 01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:12,956 Come with me. 1395 01:04:20,663 --> 01:04:21,727 All right, get in quick. 1396 01:04:21,762 --> 01:04:22,966 -Okay. -Okay. 1397 01:04:32,576 --> 01:04:33,744 I'll be right back. 1398 01:04:33,779 --> 01:04:35,140 Lock the doors, get down, and don't worry. 1399 01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,879 Dude, where are you... Can we just go? 1400 01:04:36,914 --> 01:04:39,609 -Where are you going? -Where is he going? 1401 01:04:39,644 --> 01:04:42,381 Why White people always gotta go where they shouldn't go? 1402 01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:50,356 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1403 01:04:52,496 --> 01:04:53,590 (ARROWS WHOOSH) 1404 01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:56,164 What? 1405 01:04:58,231 --> 01:05:00,069 Nigga, are you shooting arrows at me? 1406 01:05:00,766 --> 01:05:02,867 No! Hey! 1407 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:05,470 Hey! Stop it! Stop! 1408 01:05:25,726 --> 01:05:27,056 King! Stop! 1409 01:05:27,091 --> 01:05:28,526 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 1410 01:05:28,561 --> 01:05:31,435 Let's see what you got without that bitch-ass crossbow. 1411 01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:33,135 What's up? What's up? 1412 01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:36,105 Come on. 1413 01:05:37,172 --> 01:05:39,107 Fuck! I'm gonna beat your little ass now. 1414 01:05:39,142 --> 01:05:42,012 -(GRUNTS) -Aw, hell, you can't even fight? 1415 01:05:43,042 --> 01:05:44,347 -What? -What's good? 1416 01:05:44,383 --> 01:05:45,510 MAN: (SINGING) 1417 01:05:48,949 --> 01:05:51,052 Get your bitch ass up. 1418 01:05:51,088 --> 01:05:53,956 Get your bitch ass up. This one's for Morgan. 1419 01:05:53,991 --> 01:05:57,052 -(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) -Oh! Cramp! Shit. 1420 01:05:57,087 --> 01:05:58,490 (CRIES OUT) 1421 01:06:01,163 --> 01:06:03,660 Don't hurt my... Nigga, you can't fucking... 1422 01:06:07,133 --> 01:06:08,764 KING: Time out. Time out. 1423 01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:11,404 Oh, fuck! 1424 01:06:13,411 --> 01:06:14,506 (MAN GRUNTS) 1425 01:06:15,679 --> 01:06:18,542 SHANIKA: Hey! Stop it! 1426 01:06:18,578 --> 01:06:22,052 First off, you're gonna watch me kill your friend. 1427 01:06:26,021 --> 01:06:28,289 -No, no, no... -ALLISON: Hey! 1428 01:06:29,855 --> 01:06:31,061 Asshole. 1429 01:06:33,027 --> 01:06:34,695 MAN: Well, come and have a go. 1430 01:06:34,730 --> 01:06:35,791 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 1431 01:06:39,803 --> 01:06:41,731 All right, bitch. Let's do this. 1432 01:06:44,641 --> 01:06:46,302 (ALLISON GRUNTS) 1433 01:06:46,337 --> 01:06:48,177 -(MAN GROANS) -Hell, yeah. 1434 01:06:54,884 --> 01:06:56,746 -(SCREAMING) -(GROANS) 1435 01:06:58,187 --> 01:07:00,818 Beat his motherfucking ass! Hell, yeah! 1436 01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,059 (GRUNTING) 1437 01:07:03,959 --> 01:07:06,228 Goddamn, beat your ass now. 1438 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:14,368 Oh, shit. 1439 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:20,407 Nigga. 1440 01:07:27,678 --> 01:07:30,616 You sure he's not gonna come back to life? 1441 01:07:30,652 --> 01:07:33,486 -No, girl, he's dead. -Hell yeah, you beat that nigga ass. 1442 01:07:38,761 --> 01:07:40,030 (SHANIKA GASPS) 1443 01:07:40,065 --> 01:07:42,996 That's the one-eyed nigga I saw at the store. 1444 01:07:43,031 --> 01:07:44,464 Hell yeah, run his pockets. 1445 01:07:44,965 --> 01:07:46,169 What the hell? 1446 01:07:49,368 --> 01:07:51,435 Wait a minute. He's got asthma. 1447 01:07:51,471 --> 01:07:53,710 That's why he was breathing like that. 1448 01:07:53,745 --> 01:07:56,645 Camden Conner. 555 Valley Lane. 1449 01:07:56,681 --> 01:07:58,440 That's our address. 1450 01:07:58,475 --> 01:08:00,445 Hey, I feel a bit woozy here. 1451 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,710 See, this why I don't come to the woods 1452 01:08:01,746 --> 01:08:03,646 because of crazy White motherfuckers like this. 1453 01:08:03,681 --> 01:08:06,484 And they always got some dirty-ass shoes on. 1454 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:09,419 Wait, the nigga that was chasing us in the house 1455 01:08:09,455 --> 01:08:10,652 had a different pair of boots on. 1456 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:12,821 Remember? I stabbed him in the foot. 1457 01:08:12,857 --> 01:08:15,229 So, unless this motherfucker got costume changes... 1458 01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:18,934 That means that there's more than one of them. 1459 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:21,132 -We gotta warn the others. -Okay. 1460 01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:23,135 -KING: Oh, fuck. -King! 1461 01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:26,504 NNAMDI: Okay, look, y'all, we... 1462 01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:28,843 we might actually make it out of this, okay? 1463 01:08:28,878 --> 01:08:32,813 If he comes back. Why the fuck is he looking for the killer? Can we just go? 1464 01:08:32,848 --> 01:08:34,448 LISA: Oh, my God. 1465 01:08:35,615 --> 01:08:38,086 Maybe to convince us that the killer isn't him? 1466 01:08:38,121 --> 01:08:40,183 -NNAMDI: What the fuck? -We gotta go. 1467 01:08:40,218 --> 01:08:41,686 (CAR LOCK SLIDING) 1468 01:08:46,897 --> 01:08:50,066 Stop. Stop pressing the button. 1469 01:08:50,101 --> 01:08:51,663 Both of y'all, stop fucking with the door! 1470 01:08:53,532 --> 01:08:55,799 -LISA: Shit. -DEWAYNE: Ah, shit! 1471 01:08:58,340 --> 01:09:00,474 Unlock the door. I don't think I stopped him. 1472 01:09:00,509 --> 01:09:03,642 He's coming. Unlock the door and let me in. Quick. 1473 01:09:05,409 --> 01:09:06,744 I know how that looks, 1474 01:09:06,779 --> 01:09:09,885 but I found that mask in the woods close to here. 1475 01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:11,416 It's why I came to check on you. 1476 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:14,389 Let me help you. You have to trust me. 1477 01:09:15,387 --> 01:09:17,625 -No, we don't. -Let me in! 1478 01:09:17,661 --> 01:09:19,422 Let me in! 1479 01:09:19,458 --> 01:09:21,429 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(SCREAMS) 1480 01:09:28,867 --> 01:09:30,566 Come on, man. We're sitting ducks out here, y'all. 1481 01:09:30,602 --> 01:09:32,234 Maybe we should have trusted him. 1482 01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:35,043 Okay, he's gonna reload at some point. Should we go back in there? 1483 01:09:35,079 --> 01:09:36,374 No. We go back in there for what? 1484 01:09:36,409 --> 01:09:37,608 What other choice do we have? 1485 01:09:37,643 --> 01:09:39,711 I don't know. I don't know. I don't... Fuck! 1486 01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:42,983 Okay, now! 1487 01:09:43,018 --> 01:09:44,347 DEWAYNE: Go, go, go! 1488 01:09:44,383 --> 01:09:45,585 Come on, come on, come on. 1489 01:09:47,286 --> 01:09:48,717 Oh, shit. He's shooting! 1490 01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:50,458 Stay right there. Stay right there. 1491 01:09:50,759 --> 01:09:51,756 Oh. 1492 01:09:54,128 --> 01:09:55,925 Just go. Save yourself. 1493 01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:58,064 DEWAYNE: Go. 1494 01:09:58,100 --> 01:09:59,797 -We can't... -Let's go. 1495 01:10:01,366 --> 01:10:04,373 I was joking. Shit! 1496 01:10:21,690 --> 01:10:25,623 We just left him. What if he's just somewhere bleeding? 1497 01:10:25,659 --> 01:10:28,258 No, baby, he told us, he told us to leave him. 1498 01:10:28,293 --> 01:10:29,761 He didn't mean it. 1499 01:10:32,902 --> 01:10:34,402 Okay, Lis, look. 1500 01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:36,134 All of us ain't gonna make it through the night. 1501 01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:37,505 We know that, right? 1502 01:10:39,772 --> 01:10:41,973 -I'm just saying. -I'm gonna go get my friend. 1503 01:10:42,009 --> 01:10:43,511 (SHUSHING) 1504 01:10:49,282 --> 01:10:51,453 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1505 01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:56,018 (CREAKING) 1506 01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:28,754 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1507 01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:37,532 (R&B SONG PLAYING) 1508 01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:51,106 Who's playing music? 1509 01:11:54,281 --> 01:11:55,979 Wait. (SHUSHES) 1510 01:12:01,555 --> 01:12:03,493 You shady motherfuckers left me to die! 1511 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:05,488 And I just saved y'all asses. But fuck me, though, right? 1512 01:12:05,524 --> 01:12:06,624 You told us to leave you. 1513 01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:08,690 Nigga, you know I didn't mean that shit. 1514 01:12:08,726 --> 01:12:10,662 -Told you. -Told you, my ass. 1515 01:12:10,698 --> 01:12:12,699 -You didn't have to follow him. -(CLATTERING) 1516 01:12:13,101 --> 01:12:14,464 (GLASS BREAKING) 1517 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,637 Move! Let me get up there. 1518 01:12:18,075 --> 01:12:19,805 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1519 01:12:22,072 --> 01:12:24,576 How long do y'all think we should wait in here? 1520 01:12:24,611 --> 01:12:26,281 I don't know. Probably till morning? 1521 01:12:26,316 --> 01:12:27,780 The fucker a vampire or something? 1522 01:12:27,816 --> 01:12:29,317 -Why the fuck is morning more better? -I don't know. 1523 01:12:29,352 --> 01:12:30,849 'Cause it's bright out and less scary. 1524 01:12:32,122 --> 01:12:33,949 NNAMDI: That makes sense. 1525 01:12:33,985 --> 01:12:36,755 I'm sorry we left you, but it's not every day 1526 01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:39,255 I'm faced with fucking life or death decisions. 1527 01:12:39,290 --> 01:12:42,261 It's good to know when it comes to me, the decision is death. 1528 01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:44,266 What is your problem? 1529 01:12:44,302 --> 01:12:46,328 You've been pressed this entire trip. 1530 01:12:46,364 --> 01:12:48,868 If you have something to say, say it. No time like the present. 1531 01:12:48,903 --> 01:12:50,971 I disagree. There is a better time than the present, 1532 01:12:51,007 --> 01:12:53,406 -and it is not right now. -Every time this nigga broke your heart, 1533 01:12:53,442 --> 01:12:54,807 I was the one there to mend it. 1534 01:12:54,842 --> 01:12:57,711 I never asked you to do that. You chose to do that. 1535 01:13:01,077 --> 01:13:03,182 -(SIGNAL BLOCKER BEEPS) -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1536 01:13:03,218 --> 01:13:04,652 Fuck. What the fuck. 1537 01:13:06,621 --> 01:13:10,190 Oh, my God. Keke Palmer retweeted my tweet. 1538 01:13:10,225 --> 01:13:11,388 (CHUCKLES MENACINGLY) 1539 01:13:11,423 --> 01:13:12,827 Okay, okay, okay. 1540 01:13:12,863 --> 01:13:14,794 (SHUSHING) 1541 01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:24,199 (GULPS) 1542 01:13:28,977 --> 01:13:29,905 (GULPS) 1543 01:13:29,941 --> 01:13:32,647 -Keep that shit together? -I'm trying. 1544 01:13:35,754 --> 01:13:37,083 Oh, shit. 1545 01:13:37,118 --> 01:13:38,488 (WHIMPERING) 1546 01:13:43,093 --> 01:13:44,923 -Peekaboo. -(RETCHES) 1547 01:13:48,426 --> 01:13:50,192 (SCREAMS) 1548 01:14:06,315 --> 01:14:08,177 -(GRUNTS) -(EXCLAIMS) 1549 01:14:22,261 --> 01:14:23,258 Shit. 1550 01:14:30,073 --> 01:14:32,641 I'm going to jail. 1551 01:14:32,676 --> 01:14:35,378 Oh, shit, are you okay? He kicked the shit outta you. 1552 01:14:35,413 --> 01:14:36,810 (WHEEZING) How'd you know how to do that? 1553 01:14:36,846 --> 01:14:40,081 Yeah, bro, that seems like an exclusively White weapon. 1554 01:14:40,116 --> 01:14:42,879 You know what, that's another thing. Y'all are always underestimating me. 1555 01:14:42,914 --> 01:14:44,419 Maybe that's why you left me at the car. 1556 01:14:44,454 --> 01:14:45,552 This is exactly why I didn't tell you 1557 01:14:45,587 --> 01:14:46,849 me and Nnamdi were back together. 1558 01:14:46,885 --> 01:14:48,591 I just didn't need this negativity. 1559 01:14:48,626 --> 01:14:50,458 Oh, no, no, no... You didn't tell me about Nnamdi 1560 01:14:50,493 --> 01:14:52,529 -because you are ashamed. -Ashamed? 1561 01:14:53,830 --> 01:14:55,497 DEWAYNE: Be real. You have always used my friendship 1562 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:57,664 as some fucked up replacement as a rebound guy 1563 01:14:57,699 --> 01:14:59,827 whenever y'all broke up because it was safe. 1564 01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,029 You knew I would be there. 1565 01:15:01,065 --> 01:15:02,705 I feel like I wasted my fucking time. 1566 01:15:02,740 --> 01:15:04,637 'Cause look at you now, you got your man, your house, 1567 01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:06,674 and I'm pushed to the curb, again. 1568 01:15:06,709 --> 01:15:08,378 You have never treated me like a best friend. 1569 01:15:08,413 --> 01:15:10,206 You've treated me like a gay side chick. 1570 01:15:10,241 --> 01:15:13,946 You leaving me and picking him proves exactly that. 1571 01:15:16,452 --> 01:15:17,818 -(ARROW WHOOSHES) -(GROANS) 1572 01:15:23,494 --> 01:15:25,526 -That's a good shot. -That was the last one. 1573 01:15:25,561 --> 01:15:28,857 Oh, you're gonna pay for that, bitch. 1574 01:15:28,893 --> 01:15:31,634 -Ooh. -I got you, bitch. Hey! 1575 01:15:32,469 --> 01:15:33,928 You got the right one today, bitch. 1576 01:15:33,964 --> 01:15:35,963 That's for Morgan and Shawn! 1577 01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:37,506 -This is for King. -His ass. 1578 01:15:37,542 --> 01:15:38,705 -That's what you fucking get. -LISA: Carlton. 1579 01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:40,740 -It's Clifton. -Why the fuck Black women 1580 01:15:40,775 --> 01:15:43,476 gotta save everyone all the God damn time? 1581 01:15:43,511 --> 01:15:44,939 -Get him, girl. -I'm tired. 1582 01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:48,046 I'm tired. I'm fucking tired. 1583 01:15:49,718 --> 01:15:51,450 See, that's why I married a White woman. 1584 01:15:51,485 --> 01:15:52,853 Bitch, and suck my dick! 1585 01:15:52,888 --> 01:15:55,317 You're acting just... I don't think you need to... 1586 01:15:56,592 --> 01:15:58,520 -He good. -Girl, he dead. It's fine. 1587 01:15:58,555 --> 01:15:59,827 Lisa. 1588 01:16:17,580 --> 01:16:19,446 Earlier, did you have something to say 1589 01:16:19,481 --> 01:16:21,112 about my choice in weapons? 1590 01:16:21,813 --> 01:16:23,912 Oh, no. No, no, no. Nnamdi? 1591 01:16:23,948 --> 01:16:26,656 No. No. Hell... Absolutely not. 1592 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:28,020 Look. 1593 01:16:30,522 --> 01:16:31,760 (CLATTERS) 1594 01:16:33,429 --> 01:16:35,429 Maybe I was a little worked up 1595 01:16:35,465 --> 01:16:38,299 after I realized what my part was 1596 01:16:38,335 --> 01:16:39,935 in what was wrong with us. 1597 01:16:39,971 --> 01:16:42,771 I'm sorry I didn't tell you me and Nnamdi were back together. 1598 01:16:43,573 --> 01:16:46,104 -I love you, okay? -I love you, too. 1599 01:16:51,075 --> 01:16:53,243 You got guts all over your face, so. 1600 01:16:56,050 --> 01:16:58,748 Um, look, I'm sorry for pressuring you to commit 1601 01:16:58,783 --> 01:17:00,218 before you were ready. 1602 01:17:00,253 --> 01:17:01,849 I was worried that if you kept me waiting for so long 1603 01:17:01,885 --> 01:17:03,218 that I was gonna... 1604 01:17:03,253 --> 01:17:05,827 I'm gonna mess up. I love you, all right? 1605 01:17:08,725 --> 01:17:10,227 (GIGGLES) 1606 01:17:12,668 --> 01:17:15,032 Dewayne, I apologize to you, too. 1607 01:17:15,068 --> 01:17:17,772 Yeah, I wasn't a good dude in college. Sorry. 1608 01:17:17,808 --> 01:17:19,673 Are y'all for real? Y'all doing this right now? 1609 01:17:19,708 --> 01:17:21,444 Y'all ain't worked out y'all shit yet? 1610 01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:22,944 Didn't you see how long he was talking? 1611 01:17:22,979 --> 01:17:24,407 -Why you have to interrupt my apology? -Nigga, it's given 1612 01:17:24,442 --> 01:17:26,045 that there's another motherfucking killer in the woods 1613 01:17:26,081 --> 01:17:27,742 that we killed. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. 1614 01:17:27,778 --> 01:17:29,746 -Okay, I did not know that. -SHANIKA: Yeah, so, now let's find out 1615 01:17:29,782 --> 01:17:31,279 who this motherfucker is. 1616 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:34,757 Oh, I can't. Dewayne, look in his pockets. 1617 01:17:36,153 --> 01:17:38,223 Mmm. Player, you got it. This is on you. 1618 01:17:38,258 --> 01:17:40,763 -You two gonna figure it out! -Okay, I'mma do it. Fuck! 1619 01:17:54,244 --> 01:17:55,404 Clive Connor. 1620 01:18:03,986 --> 01:18:06,382 This look like the other nigga we saw in the woods. 1621 01:18:08,325 --> 01:18:10,659 Who the fuck are they? 1622 01:18:10,695 --> 01:18:13,730 We found this shit on the other one. Read it. 1623 01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:15,094 Shit. 1624 01:18:15,562 --> 01:18:16,766 They're twins. 1625 01:18:19,370 --> 01:18:22,369 We also found this on him. 1626 01:18:22,404 --> 01:18:25,002 -DEWAYNE: I don't get it. -LISA: Someone must have been paying them. 1627 01:18:25,037 --> 01:18:26,809 DEWAYNE: Yeah, that seems about right. 1628 01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:31,180 They've got all our initials on here, too. 1629 01:18:31,215 --> 01:18:34,877 So, somebody paid these evil racist twins to kill us all. Is that it? 1630 01:18:34,913 --> 01:18:36,046 And this is all we worth? 1631 01:18:36,081 --> 01:18:39,154 It's like $1,000. This is offensive. 1632 01:18:39,189 --> 01:18:40,523 Oh, my God. 1633 01:18:40,558 --> 01:18:41,986 We need to get the fuck outta here. 1634 01:18:42,021 --> 01:18:43,386 No, I'm still not going out there. 1635 01:18:43,421 --> 01:18:45,427 Okay, you know what? Why don't we just stay here 1636 01:18:45,462 --> 01:18:46,659 because they've got to come back 1637 01:18:46,694 --> 01:18:48,161 for Ranger White at some point? 1638 01:18:48,196 --> 01:18:50,294 I still need to know what happened to Morgan and Shawn. 1639 01:18:50,329 --> 01:18:53,298 Yeah. Which means that they might still be downstairs. 1640 01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,531 Right. He had a whole command center down there, y'all, 1641 01:18:55,566 --> 01:18:57,771 like TVs and everything. We can use that to call for help. 1642 01:18:57,806 --> 01:18:59,267 Y'all are acting real White right now. 1643 01:18:59,302 --> 01:19:01,140 I think we've already proven ourselves. 1644 01:19:01,175 --> 01:19:03,144 If there's someone else down there, we'll handle it. 1645 01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:07,047 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna stay up here and just keep watch 1646 01:19:08,451 --> 01:19:11,854 with my eyes. Wait. 1647 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:14,820 I'm sorry. 1648 01:19:14,856 --> 01:19:16,954 When you go down there, take this. 1649 01:19:16,990 --> 01:19:19,088 -Just in case. -Okay, thank you. 1650 01:19:19,124 --> 01:19:20,828 What the fuck is wrong with her? 1651 01:19:20,864 --> 01:19:23,630 -Nigga, it's the Adderall. -I'm on Adderall? 1652 01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:24,861 No, baby, you're not on nothing. 1653 01:19:24,896 --> 01:19:26,363 -Okay. -(SHUSHING) 1654 01:19:36,841 --> 01:19:38,276 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1655 01:19:40,916 --> 01:19:43,281 Stop yelling. Stop yelling. Stop yelling. 1656 01:19:54,130 --> 01:19:56,729 I've been thinking, they keep locking the doors on us. 1657 01:19:56,764 --> 01:19:58,264 While we got them unlocked, 1658 01:19:58,300 --> 01:19:59,962 maybe we should prop them open, so they don't keep locking 'em. 1659 01:19:59,998 --> 01:20:02,066 Right. Great idea. Right. 1660 01:20:02,101 --> 01:20:04,133 I'm just gonna... We just have to... 1661 01:20:04,169 --> 01:20:06,805 -I'm gonna need this one. -Ouch. 1662 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,845 Hey, Lisa, he's got a note. 1663 01:20:14,519 --> 01:20:15,778 It says, "You're getting warmer." 1664 01:20:15,814 --> 01:20:17,483 Poor Clifton. 1665 01:20:17,518 --> 01:20:21,050 "Fatal accident claims life of local nurse Lateesha Paine, age 29." 1666 01:20:21,086 --> 01:20:22,688 -What? -"Arrested on the scene, 1667 01:20:22,723 --> 01:20:25,324 "Clifton Franklin James 1668 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,863 "was driving under the influence of alcohol and struck Ms. Paine. 1669 01:20:27,899 --> 01:20:30,026 "Mr. James is to be arraigned on manslaughter " 1670 01:20:30,061 --> 01:20:31,626 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 1671 01:20:46,916 --> 01:20:48,544 What the hell did he have to do with this? 1672 01:20:53,586 --> 01:20:55,122 (GASPS) 1673 01:20:56,990 --> 01:20:58,593 -What the fuck? -What the fuck? 1674 01:20:58,628 --> 01:21:00,655 -(INHALES) -(EXCLAIMING) 1675 01:21:06,831 --> 01:21:08,268 No, no, no. 1676 01:21:08,303 --> 01:21:12,136 I got this whole basement riddled with plastic explosives. 1677 01:21:12,171 --> 01:21:15,572 Now, one of you guys move and poof! 1678 01:21:15,608 --> 01:21:18,607 So, if you don't mind, I think I'll give us some privacy. 1679 01:21:20,846 --> 01:21:23,246 Wait! No! Fuck. 1680 01:21:23,282 --> 01:21:27,016 King. Shit. King! They locked them in. 1681 01:21:27,051 --> 01:21:28,584 So, drop your weapons. 1682 01:21:30,491 --> 01:21:31,928 Now! 1683 01:21:35,229 --> 01:21:37,994 And big guy, do you mind kicking that over to me? 1684 01:21:38,029 --> 01:21:39,661 The crossbow? Slowly. 1685 01:21:41,934 --> 01:21:43,335 I really appreciate it. 1686 01:21:45,242 --> 01:21:46,272 Okay. 1687 01:21:46,773 --> 01:21:48,043 This is heavy. 1688 01:21:50,544 --> 01:21:51,506 Okay. 1689 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:54,344 Wait, Clifton, you did all of this, why? 1690 01:21:54,379 --> 01:21:56,947 I would love to answer that question, truly. 1691 01:21:56,982 --> 01:21:58,721 But in order to do that, 1692 01:21:58,756 --> 01:22:00,255 you're gonna have to play my game. 1693 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:01,385 Hell no. 1694 01:22:01,421 --> 01:22:03,251 No, you don't wanna play? You don't wanna play? 1695 01:22:03,287 --> 01:22:05,294 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Come on. 1696 01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:06,721 Question one. 1697 01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:09,493 Why am I doing this? 1698 01:22:12,897 --> 01:22:14,133 Now, listen, 1699 01:22:14,169 --> 01:22:16,069 you should be familiar with the rules by now. 1700 01:22:16,104 --> 01:22:19,507 It's been a long night. Right answers only. 1701 01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:20,841 But we don't know. 1702 01:22:20,877 --> 01:22:22,539 (IMITATES BUZZER) Wrong answer. 1703 01:22:23,379 --> 01:22:24,475 Shit! 1704 01:22:26,477 --> 01:22:30,346 So, hey, Dewayne, the next one won't miss. 1705 01:22:30,381 --> 01:22:32,282 Gonna ask you just one more time. 1706 01:22:32,317 --> 01:22:37,386 Question one, why am I doing this? 1707 01:22:37,422 --> 01:22:40,356 The article about the girl you killed? 1708 01:22:40,391 --> 01:22:43,927 Ding, ding, ding, ding. Good job, Lis. 1709 01:22:43,963 --> 01:22:46,068 Good job. All right. 1710 01:22:46,103 --> 01:22:49,569 Per the article, that happened 10 years ago tonight. 1711 01:22:49,605 --> 01:22:51,170 Question two, 1712 01:22:51,205 --> 01:22:55,509 what else happened 10 years ago tonight? 1713 01:22:55,545 --> 01:22:57,673 It was, uh... 1714 01:22:58,779 --> 01:23:00,314 The what? Come on. 1715 01:23:00,349 --> 01:23:03,683 The party. It was the party. It was the Juneteenth party. 1716 01:23:03,719 --> 01:23:05,283 Ding, fucking, ding. 1717 01:23:05,319 --> 01:23:08,055 -I remember you got really drunk. -Okay. 1718 01:23:08,091 --> 01:23:09,419 Lisa and I kept trying to give your ass shots 1719 01:23:09,455 --> 01:23:11,156 but all you wanted to do was fucking play Spades. 1720 01:23:11,191 --> 01:23:12,520 The pot was up to $1,000 that night 1721 01:23:12,555 --> 01:23:14,490 and everybody was acting fucking crazy. 1722 01:23:14,525 --> 01:23:17,160 Yeah, motherfuckers were fucking tripping. 1723 01:23:17,195 --> 01:23:20,397 You know, I was just so excited 1724 01:23:20,432 --> 01:23:22,968 to be around people that looked like me. 1725 01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:24,433 And I'll be the first to admit, 1726 01:23:24,468 --> 01:23:28,170 I was never the best dancer, Dewayne, 1727 01:23:28,206 --> 01:23:30,142 or the funniest, Shanika, 1728 01:23:30,177 --> 01:23:33,214 or the best cheater, Nnamdi... Relax. 1729 01:23:34,014 --> 01:23:35,112 Or whatever you do, Lisa. 1730 01:23:35,148 --> 01:23:37,516 -I'm an attorney. -Congrats. 1731 01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:42,419 But you know, one thing I love more than all that is games. 1732 01:23:42,454 --> 01:23:44,820 Monopoly, chess, checkers, Connect Four, 1733 01:23:44,856 --> 01:23:48,191 whatever you wanna play me in, I'm a monster at it, you know. 1734 01:23:48,227 --> 01:23:50,559 But the one game I could never, 1735 01:23:50,594 --> 01:23:54,367 ever really get a handle on was Spades. 1736 01:23:55,401 --> 01:24:00,109 Because nobody plays Spades in Vermont! 1737 01:24:01,044 --> 01:24:04,542 So, that night I made one honest mistake. 1738 01:24:06,442 --> 01:24:09,014 I thought I was out of clubs. 1739 01:24:09,050 --> 01:24:11,380 Oh, shit. Shit. I remember that. 1740 01:24:11,416 --> 01:24:12,547 You fucked around and you reneged. 1741 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:14,120 And it could have happened to anybody. 1742 01:24:14,155 --> 01:24:15,657 Not to niggas who know how to play. 1743 01:24:15,693 --> 01:24:17,555 It was an honest mistake! 1744 01:24:21,665 --> 01:24:23,165 -What you doing? -Yes! 1745 01:24:27,472 --> 01:24:28,297 Motherfucker. 1746 01:24:28,332 --> 01:24:30,566 Clifton! I thought he was dead. 1747 01:24:30,601 --> 01:24:32,333 I guess he's better at games than we thought. 1748 01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:33,802 It was a simple mistake. 1749 01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:37,972 A mistake that you all couldn't let go. 1750 01:24:38,008 --> 01:24:43,414 You turned it into some ultimatum about how Black I was. 1751 01:24:43,449 --> 01:24:47,083 And you laughed at me, and you attacked me 1752 01:24:47,119 --> 01:24:48,553 about my Blackness. 1753 01:24:50,156 --> 01:24:51,519 And then you ruined my life. 1754 01:24:51,554 --> 01:24:53,787 Everyone gets shit over Spades, 1755 01:24:53,823 --> 01:24:55,792 it's not like someone revoked your Black card. 1756 01:24:55,827 --> 01:24:59,229 No, Lisa, you're incorrect. That's exactly what you said. 1757 01:24:59,264 --> 01:25:01,031 Your exact words. I remember. 1758 01:25:01,067 --> 01:25:04,607 You said, "Yeah, nigga, your Black card's revoked." That's what you said. 1759 01:25:04,642 --> 01:25:06,869 You know, that tracks. 1760 01:25:06,904 --> 01:25:11,147 You know, I was really honored to be your friend, you know. 1761 01:25:11,947 --> 01:25:13,479 Until you said what you said. 1762 01:25:14,381 --> 01:25:17,450 And then I became embarrassed, rejected. 1763 01:25:18,051 --> 01:25:19,287 And you know what I did? 1764 01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:24,487 I drank for the first time ever that night, 1765 01:25:24,522 --> 01:25:27,590 and I drove away to escape the ridicule. 1766 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:31,860 And I didn't see this woman in front of me 1767 01:25:32,770 --> 01:25:37,166 until her body hit my car. 1768 01:25:37,201 --> 01:25:40,671 If he controlling the locks, who was controlling them when he was with us? 1769 01:25:44,881 --> 01:25:47,309 I served 4 years in jail. 1770 01:25:47,345 --> 01:25:48,982 4 years for manslaughter? 1771 01:25:49,017 --> 01:25:51,414 That's like, grad school, man. 1772 01:25:51,450 --> 01:25:55,917 You know, I got a little jealous 1773 01:25:57,126 --> 01:25:58,421 of seeing the lives you were living, 1774 01:25:58,457 --> 01:26:00,125 the amazing lives you were living, 1775 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,327 because my life got taken away. 1776 01:26:02,362 --> 01:26:05,430 Because I wasn't Black enough for you. 1777 01:26:05,465 --> 01:26:09,269 I honestly thought that those redneck twins 1778 01:26:09,305 --> 01:26:13,603 would have gotten the job done, but they didn't. 1779 01:26:13,638 --> 01:26:16,506 I guess cheap labor is cheap for a reason. 1780 01:26:16,541 --> 01:26:18,509 Anyway, I'm gonna kill you guys now, 1781 01:26:18,545 --> 01:26:20,444 and I'm gonna dispose your bodies the same way 1782 01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:24,385 I did Morgan and Shawn's, in the well. 1783 01:26:25,953 --> 01:26:27,314 -Nigga! -Nigga! 1784 01:26:27,350 --> 01:26:28,686 Nigga indeed. 1785 01:26:33,191 --> 01:26:34,593 -Got it. -Yeah. 1786 01:26:35,192 --> 01:26:36,595 Oh, fuck. 1787 01:26:37,534 --> 01:26:38,531 Okay. 1788 01:26:40,230 --> 01:26:44,105 -I don't know which one... I don't know which one. -Try that one. 1789 01:26:44,141 --> 01:26:46,941 How about once and for all we find out 1790 01:26:46,977 --> 01:26:49,806 which one of you is the Blackest? 1791 01:26:49,841 --> 01:26:54,182 I'm gonna call this round, Black Sophie's Choice. 1792 01:26:54,218 --> 01:26:57,152 And remember, you brought this on yourselves. 1793 01:26:57,187 --> 01:27:01,257 You know, for a moment, I actually thought 1794 01:27:01,892 --> 01:27:05,927 maybe you changed, maybe, 1795 01:27:05,962 --> 01:27:09,463 until you sent me out to die. 1796 01:27:11,464 --> 01:27:14,267 And why? Because I wasn't Black enough? 1797 01:27:14,302 --> 01:27:15,966 It was mainly just the Trump thing. 1798 01:27:16,001 --> 01:27:17,070 Shut up! 1799 01:27:17,105 --> 01:27:21,473 Lisa, pick! Who is the Blackest? 1800 01:27:21,509 --> 01:27:24,908 And remember, the one you choose is gonna die. 1801 01:27:24,943 --> 01:27:26,709 We're not playing your game, you just gonna kill us anyway. 1802 01:27:26,745 --> 01:27:28,743 -So, just do it. -NNAMDI: Fuck your game, bruh. 1803 01:27:28,778 --> 01:27:30,317 I actually think we should keep playing. 1804 01:27:30,353 --> 01:27:31,648 You know what, I'm with Shanika and Nnamdi. 1805 01:27:31,684 --> 01:27:33,088 At this point, you've been fucking with us 1806 01:27:33,123 --> 01:27:34,750 -this entire night. -That's right. 1807 01:27:34,786 --> 01:27:38,153 So, your non-Black, coon, MAGA ass can kiss 1808 01:27:38,188 --> 01:27:39,724 my Black ass. As a matter of fact... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1809 01:27:39,759 --> 01:27:41,822 -DEWAYNE: Do you trust me? -LISA: With my life. 1810 01:27:41,858 --> 01:27:43,791 DEWAYNE: Okay, then play the game. 1811 01:27:43,826 --> 01:27:45,533 SHANIKA: ...your little ass crossbow. 1812 01:27:45,569 --> 01:27:47,463 I should flick your little ass across this goddamn basement. 1813 01:27:47,498 --> 01:27:49,167 Okay, I'll play your game. 1814 01:27:49,202 --> 01:27:50,670 Wait, what? Baby, what? 1815 01:27:50,705 --> 01:27:52,103 Lis, how the fuck you just gon' change your mind like that? 1816 01:27:52,139 --> 01:27:53,273 I'll play your game. 1817 01:27:53,308 --> 01:27:58,044 Yes! Finally, we have a competitor. 1818 01:27:58,079 --> 01:28:00,145 Now, go ahead, choose. 1819 01:28:00,181 --> 01:28:01,710 Which one's the Blackest? 1820 01:28:01,745 --> 01:28:04,219 -I choose myself. -Wait, baby, what? 1821 01:28:04,254 --> 01:28:07,122 What? No, that's not what I... What I said. 1822 01:28:07,158 --> 01:28:09,452 I said choose one of them, one of them. 1823 01:28:09,487 --> 01:28:11,886 Choose one of them! Go! Now! 1824 01:28:11,921 --> 01:28:14,390 Those are the fucking rules, Lisa! Pick! 1825 01:28:14,426 --> 01:28:16,396 DEWAYNE: Psst. Nnamdi. 1826 01:28:16,432 --> 01:28:18,564 -NNAMDI: You talking to me? -DEWAYNE: Yes. 1827 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:20,095 NNAMDI: Yo, this is trippy. I didn't think 1828 01:28:20,131 --> 01:28:21,697 this mind talking worked for the guys, but go ahead. 1829 01:28:21,732 --> 01:28:24,138 DEWAYNE: I need you to hit him low. 1830 01:28:24,174 --> 01:28:25,639 NNAMDI: Wait a minute. What? 1831 01:28:25,674 --> 01:28:28,770 DEWAYNE: I said hit him low and I'm gonna hit him high. 1832 01:28:28,806 --> 01:28:31,374 Choose one of them! Choose one of 'em! 1833 01:28:31,409 --> 01:28:33,144 Choose one of 'em, Lisa! 1834 01:28:33,179 --> 01:28:35,843 -NNAMDI: He's crazy. Are you sure? -DEWAYNE: Yes, nigga. I'm sure. 1835 01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:37,385 LISA: You heard me, I choose myself. 1836 01:28:37,421 --> 01:28:39,113 -NNAMDI: Okay. -I refuse to play your game. 1837 01:28:42,557 --> 01:28:44,720 DEWAYNE: Wait, did you hear all of that? 1838 01:28:44,755 --> 01:28:46,729 CLIFTON: Yes, motherfucker, I did. 1839 01:28:46,764 --> 01:28:47,789 DEWAYNE: Oh... 1840 01:28:47,824 --> 01:28:49,926 CLIFTON: You done fucked up now! 1841 01:28:50,733 --> 01:28:52,326 (GULPS) 1842 01:28:52,361 --> 01:28:57,637 You guys just gave away the only thing you had going for you. 1843 01:28:59,242 --> 01:29:00,904 And that was the element of surprise. 1844 01:29:02,112 --> 01:29:04,574 It's fine, Dewayne. It's okay. 1845 01:29:04,610 --> 01:29:09,011 Because luckily, I still have mine. 1846 01:29:11,348 --> 01:29:13,020 No, no, no! 1847 01:29:13,055 --> 01:29:14,615 -Shit! -Oh, my God! 1848 01:29:14,650 --> 01:29:16,420 No, no, let him bleed. 1849 01:29:16,455 --> 01:29:19,622 Let him go! Let him go! 1850 01:29:19,658 --> 01:29:22,160 -Let him bleed. Okay? -Fuck you. 1851 01:29:22,195 --> 01:29:27,995 Lisa, I don't think you've fully grasped the gravity of this situation. 1852 01:29:28,031 --> 01:29:32,474 So, I'm going to repeat myself one last time. 1853 01:29:33,871 --> 01:29:36,676 Which one of your friends is the Blackest? 1854 01:29:40,343 --> 01:29:42,913 I, I... 1855 01:29:43,548 --> 01:29:44,816 You can try two at a time. 1856 01:29:46,517 --> 01:29:47,784 What was that? Hey. 1857 01:29:47,820 --> 01:29:50,485 I got... Stay right there. Stay right there! 1858 01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:53,792 Oh! No! Oh, my... 1859 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:56,363 Okay. Time out. 1860 01:29:56,398 --> 01:29:59,866 -What the fuck? -Watch my ear! Let go! 1861 01:29:59,902 --> 01:30:00,997 Shoot him! 1862 01:30:01,631 --> 01:30:03,104 -Shoot who? -Him! 1863 01:30:03,139 --> 01:30:04,800 -Shoot him! -Who's him? 1864 01:30:04,836 --> 01:30:06,704 -Shoot him, Shanika! -Nigga, it's dark! 1865 01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:08,475 -The one on the left. -The one on the right! 1866 01:30:08,511 --> 01:30:09,673 Wait, who's on the right and who's on the left? 1867 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:11,313 -To the left! -CLIFTON: Your right. 1868 01:30:11,348 --> 01:30:12,745 -SHANIKA: My right? -DEWAYNE: Your left! 1869 01:30:12,780 --> 01:30:14,482 Dewayne, I don't wanna shoot you. Say something gay. 1870 01:30:14,518 --> 01:30:16,784 Bitch, that is offensive. How fucking dare you? 1871 01:30:16,819 --> 01:30:17,849 Got it! 1872 01:30:20,219 --> 01:30:21,288 You're gay? 1873 01:30:21,323 --> 01:30:22,753 -Wait, wait, wait. -What, what? 1874 01:30:22,788 --> 01:30:24,218 KING: I don't know. I can't see anything. 1875 01:30:31,362 --> 01:30:32,396 (EXCLAIMS) 1876 01:30:32,432 --> 01:30:34,635 Yes, motherfucker! Yes. 1877 01:30:37,106 --> 01:30:38,804 (CLIFTON SCREAMING) 1878 01:30:40,075 --> 01:30:41,477 (DISTANT SPLASH) 1879 01:30:49,751 --> 01:30:51,546 -Okay, come on, -we fucking did it. -Let's get it! 1880 01:30:51,582 --> 01:30:52,749 (BOTH GROAN IN PAIN) 1881 01:30:52,784 --> 01:30:55,216 -Fuck, wait a minute! Damn! -Fuck. 1882 01:31:00,062 --> 01:31:01,791 (DISTANT SPLASH) 1883 01:31:01,826 --> 01:31:04,159 Ain't that some poetic fucking justice. 1884 01:31:04,827 --> 01:31:07,665 I guess he's not doing too well. 1885 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:09,334 -Dewayne. -You see what I did there? 1886 01:31:09,369 --> 01:31:10,403 Somebody's dead, nigga. 1887 01:31:10,439 --> 01:31:13,338 -That's a good kick, bruh. -Thanks. 1888 01:31:13,373 --> 01:31:14,576 Told you we'd handle it. 1889 01:31:15,874 --> 01:31:18,514 -There is an arrow, it's okay. -I'm sorry. 1890 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:26,951 (CLIFTON LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1891 01:31:37,265 --> 01:31:39,895 We did it. We survived. 1892 01:31:39,930 --> 01:31:42,934 -So, what do we do now? -Call the cops? 1893 01:31:44,568 --> 01:31:46,773 (ALL LAUGHING) 1894 01:31:49,639 --> 01:31:50,843 SHANIKA: Oh, shit! 1895 01:31:53,678 --> 01:31:54,946 Hey, but for real, though. 1896 01:32:04,027 --> 01:32:05,319 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 1897 01:32:12,998 --> 01:32:14,928 We can always call and act like White women. 1898 01:32:14,963 --> 01:32:17,002 -LISA: Mmm. -(KING GIGGLING) 1899 01:32:17,037 --> 01:32:19,003 When they get here expecting Hannah, Kailey and Kimberley 1900 01:32:19,038 --> 01:32:22,270 and see our Black asses and it's bang, bang, then what? 1901 01:32:22,605 --> 01:32:23,938 You right. 1902 01:32:23,974 --> 01:32:26,513 Any other ideas on how to get help 1903 01:32:26,548 --> 01:32:28,613 without getting shot in the process? 1904 01:32:28,649 --> 01:32:31,851 I got it. I'm a genius. (CHUCKLES) 1905 01:32:41,497 --> 01:32:44,863 So, why did we decide to do this? 1906 01:32:44,898 --> 01:32:48,236 Oh, because firemen won't shoot you. You see? 1907 01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:49,632 It's called beating the system. 1908 01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,099 I know I'm high as fuck, 1909 01:32:51,134 --> 01:32:52,772 but, nigga, did you change your clothes? 1910 01:32:52,808 --> 01:32:55,171 Yes, I did! The news might come. We might be on TV. 1911 01:32:55,206 --> 01:32:56,603 -As a highlighter? -(FIRETRUCK SIREN APPROACHING) 1912 01:32:56,639 --> 01:32:58,042 Oh, shit. 1913 01:32:58,078 --> 01:33:00,847 SHANIKA: Dewayne, you was right. Here they come now. 1914 01:33:01,644 --> 01:33:03,245 (ALL GROAN) 134626

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