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[alarm blaring]
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They're gaining on us!
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[tires screech]
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[Hailey] Hi, this is me,
Hailey Banks, and--
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Wait, is that a bug
in my teeth?
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Ugh, let's just keep going.
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Don't worry,
I've got tiny oranges.
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This is my best friend,
Scott Denoga.
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Ah! The tiny oranges
did nothing!
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This here is a squid
I've always wanted to rescue.
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And these two weirdoes
are Sparky and Zoot
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from the Hot 95
Morning Radio Party Patrol.
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Every week, the let poor
Sid the Psychic Squid
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pick the winners
of high school football games,
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which is why I put
liberating him
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on my list of stuff
I always wanted to do.
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[tires squeal]
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I'd say we lost them. Ah!
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[Scott]
Sign! Cones! Art!
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Oh, were you telling me
to avoid those things?
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- Ramp!
- [both scream]
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Up until a week ago,
I never would have
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actually gone through
with this.
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I'm not really
the kind of person
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who likes to try new things.
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Not happening.
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Maybe next year.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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But that all changed
back on New Year's Eve.
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[all] Five, four, three,
two, one!
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- Happy New Year!
- [music blares]
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[blowing horn]
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Resolution time.
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This year, I'm gonna stop
wasting my afternoons
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watching parkour fails online
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and start doing my own
parkour fails.
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Whoa-ba! Whoo-hoo!
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[grunts]
Nailed it.
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Well, my resolution
is equally exciting.
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I'm going to finally enter
one of my handmade birdhouses
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into the largest
birdhouse-building competition
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on the West Coast:
Home Tweet Home.
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That's awesome, Hailey.
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I really believe you think
you're going to do that.
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Although,
now that I look at it,
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my latticework
is still builder grade.
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What if I get there and everyone
hates it and they laugh at me?
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Then one of the judges throws
my birdhouse into the Dumpster,
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but there was a bird still
in there because no one checked,
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and now I'm a bird murderer.
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- You're doing it again.
- What?
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That thing
where you talk yourself
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out of doing something cool.
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No, I'm totally
going to do it eventually.
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In fact, I'm going to write
it down in my big list of things
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I'm totally going to do.
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Hailey, you've been
working on that list
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since the first grade,
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and you haven't crossed off
a single item.
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Well, this year's
gonna be different.
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In fact, that's going to be
my New Year's resolution:
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to do every single thing
on my list.
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Now you're talking.
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You know, something tells me
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this is going to be the year
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we both make our dreams
come true.
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Parkour!
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- [grunts]
- [loud crash]
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I'm okay.
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[whirring]
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Chaos!
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[gasps]
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- Got him!
- Whoa.
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Okay, where did you come from,
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and what the heck
was that?
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Chaos bot. And it was
sent here to stop you,
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Hailey Alakh Auli'i Banks,
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from completing the most
important document in history.
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Hey. It's my list, but
everything's crossed off.
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Where'd you get this?
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From the future.
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[dramatic keytar music]
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You know, I almost didn't bring
this keytar. Glad I did.
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If you're really
from the future, prove it.
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Fine. In 3.8 seconds,
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Ryan Seacrest will get hit
by a pigeon live on TV.
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[screams]
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Whoa. But that could
have just been a coincidence.
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Fine. You don't believe me,
maybe you'll believe you.
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[Hailey, over recording]
Hi, Hailey. It's, well, you.
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Hailey. Future you. Hi.
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Whoa! Future me,
is that really you?
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Sorry, this is a recording,
so we can't actually interact.
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- Oh. Got it. Okay.
- Yeah. Sorry about that.
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But just to prove
this is legit,
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I'm going to tell you something
only you would know.
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Back in third grade, you ate
all of Scott's Halloween candy,
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and blamed it on burglars.
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Anyway, I'm sure
you're freaking out right now
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'cause we tend
to do that, but don't.
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All you need to do is complete
every item on our list.
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Yes, everything. It'll all
make sense later, trust me.
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You've got this, Hailey. Bye!
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Okay, for the record, I only
lied about the candy thing
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to protect
Scott's feelings.
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Yeah, I don't really care.
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I got to return this list
to the Smithsonian.
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I just came to warn you
about the bots.
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But you can keep that phone.
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There's a copy of the list
on it. Oh, and here.
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Wait. My list is
in the future Smithsonian?
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Am I, like, important?
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[laughs]
Of course you're important.
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Completing the list
was the first step
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toward you saving the world.
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How do you not know this?
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Oh, right,
you're not from the future.
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Wait, me saving the what now?
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Ugh. Look, I'm not really
supposed to give out spoilers
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- from the future, but...
- Hey!
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...here's the 12-second summary.
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By completing your list,
you're named San Diego County's
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Young Person of the Year.
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You win a big trophy.
The mayor's there,
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wearing his mayor sash.
It's kind of a big deal.
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That accomplishment
then catches the attention
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- of President Serena Williams.
- Hold on.
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- The tennis player?
- Oh, right. She did play tennis.
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But, yes, President Williams
sponsors you for an X Grant,
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which you work
your butt off and win
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by inventing a crowdsource
decarbonization device,
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which reverses
the effects of climate change.
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By the way, thanks for that.
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Whoa! Go me! I can't
believe I'm actually
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gonna do everything on my list.
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I'm gonna learn
to play the glockenspiel.
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I'm gonna invent a new color.
I'm gonna...
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kiss Scott Denoga?
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- Did you say my name, Hailey?
- No! Go away!
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Okay. Jackknife!
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I can't kiss Scott.
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- [Scott screams and grunts]
- [cat mewls]
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I wrote that back
in fifth grade as a joke.
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As a joke for yourself?
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You had to be there.
Okay, look,
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maybe I thought Scott
was cute for a hot minute
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when he tried that new hair gel
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before it got recalled
for attracting bears.
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But that was a long time ago,
and we're older now,
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and he's Scott.
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He wears the same jeans
for a month straight.
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He thinks the monkey wrench
was invented by monkeys.
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He calls potato chips
"crispy dippers."
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Look, if I'd wanted
all this teen drama,
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I'd watch the new season
of Xerxes and Marnius.
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It's the big teen drama
50 years from now.
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He's a cyborg,
she's an all-knowing mess.
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You know,
I don't want to spoil it.
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Point is, I don't care
what you wrote on your list.
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I'm just here to tell you
if you don't do every item,
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you won't compete for a grant
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and climate change
will accelerate
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until the world looks like this.
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Aw. That doesn't look so--
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[gasps]
It's on fire!
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- [grunts]
- So, yeah,
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there's a lot
riding on your shoulders.
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But as long as you don't
screw up,
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the world will be just fine.
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Again, no pressure, but just to
recap, it's all on you.
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[nervously]
Super.
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Oh! And I almost forgot!
To make things easier for you,
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I brought tomorrow's
winning jackpot numbers.
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They are seven--
[screams]
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- Seriously?
- [knock on door]
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Check it out, Hailey.
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I made duck lips
out of crispy dippers.
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Quack, quack!
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- [screams]
- Ah! Something bit my butt.
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Something bit my butt!
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[Scott screaming]
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Whoa!
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So, a couple things
we should probably talk about.
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[Hailey] So I laid it
all out for Scott.
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The bots, the professor,
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the world potentially
melting into a ball of fire--
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everything except the whole
"kissing him" thing.
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And all she left me
with was this.
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"Enable beta features"?
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- Ah!
- [both scream]
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Who are you? Who am I?
Where are my legs?
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Am I supposed to have legs?
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[shrieks]
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Whoa! A screaming phone!
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I'm more than a screaming phone,
you buffoon.
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I'm Beta, the world's
most advanced AI,
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here to help Hailey Banks
complete her list.
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Oh, that's who I am.
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So, yeah, my year got off
to a pretty weird start.
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And somehow,
it just keeps getting weirder.
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Trying to save the future
of the world
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by doing things
like item number 195:
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free Sid the Psychic Squid.
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That squid is property
of the Hot 95 Party Patrol...
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coming at you with
San Diego County's hottest mix
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- of music, sports and talk!
- [air horn blows]
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I'll take care of these guys.
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[slow-motion scream]
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Nope.
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[grunts]
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Give me a hand, Sid.
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- [screams]
- [tires squeal]
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[both cry]
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Hailey, over here!
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Yeah!
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Sid!
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Come back! You never
picked this weekend's games!
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Heck, yeah! One step closer
to saving the world.
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- You should take a shower.
- I'm going to take a shower.
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[deep, ominous voice]
Hailey Banks.
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I've been waiting for you.
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[Hailey]
Hey, Beta.
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[in normal voice]
How am I supposed to help you
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if you leave me behind
for all the fun stuff?
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[Hailey]
You remember Beta.
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He's that screaming phone
from earlier.
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He's still cranky,
but he's a lot cuter
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now that I made him that body
out of a spare robotics kit
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at Command a Koala Plushie.
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Oh, and he hates it
when you do this.
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I wuv you!
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All right, that's enough.
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Hey, look on the bright side.
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We finished another list item.
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Well, I guess I do
"wuv" that.
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So, what's next on the list?
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Well, according
to my calculations,
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the next item
you should attempt,
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with a 92%
achievement probability,
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is number 143:
kiss Scott Denoga.
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Isn't that the buffoon who
wears the same jeans every day?
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Whee!
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Why would you put that
on your list?
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You know, I've actually
been thinking about that,
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and I'm pretty sure I meant
to write "kick Scott Denoga."
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So I'll just go ahead
and make a quick correction
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to the list here.
248
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,240
[man yelps]
249
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,866
Uh, what was that?
250
00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,118
Time glitch.
251
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,744
A rift in the very fabric
252
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:41,080
of the space-time continuum,
253
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,915
which could give chaos bots
an opening
254
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,418
to jump into our timeline.
255
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,628
So it's not a good
time glitch, then.
256
00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,298
No! Hailey, this item
is no bigger deal
257
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,966
than any of the others.
258
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,884
In fact, according
to my research,
259
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,303
human kissing
is quite simple.
260
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,096
It simply involves
briefly interlocking
261
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,806
your two face holes.
262
00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,725
Ugh! Beta!
263
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,727
Look, I know you don't
always get human stuff,
264
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,437
but Scott is my best friend.
265
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,397
Part of me wonders, what if
we were more than friends?
266
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,190
But the other part of me knows
267
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,984
that would risk making things
weird between us,
268
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,485
and ruin the great thing
we already have.
269
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,987
But then that
first part of me knows
270
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,780
the truth is that I like him.
271
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,950
I never even said it out loud,
but, yes, for some reason,
272
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,994
I like Scott Denoga.
273
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,454
Hey, guys,
what you talking about?
274
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,289
Ah! Nothing!
Certainly not you, Scott.
275
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,041
The world does not revolve
around your lips.
276
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,168
I mean, your face hole.
I mean, any part of your body.
277
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,586
[chuckles nervously]
278
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,254
Okay.
279
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,756
You know you're sitting
in glue, right?
280
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,549
[scoffs]
As a joke.
281
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,262
[laughs]
282
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,973
Oh, glue pants!
Good one!
283
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,392
So, Beta,
what's the next list item?
284
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,436
As I was explaining
to Hailey,
285
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,271
- she's supposed to give you a--
- A present for Christmas,
286
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,856
which is at the end
of the year.
287
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,025
So, let's just plan
to do that one later.
288
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,693
I wuv you!
289
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,320
Sure, why not?
290
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,988
It's only the fate
of the world at stake.
291
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,784
Okay, okay, it looks like
the next most optimal item
292
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:04,038
is number 239: ride
every ride at the county fair.
293
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,456
There we go.
That sounds fun--
294
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,250
Wait, did you say county fair?
295
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,211
[riders screaming]
296
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,463
[laughing]
Oh, man!
297
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,548
Remember the last time
you went to the county fair?
298
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,592
- Yes.
- You went on the Zero Gravitron
299
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,094
and barfed
in front of everyone.
300
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,595
- Yes.
- And Kristine Sanchez
301
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,639
accidentally livestreamed
the whole thing,
302
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,516
and then everyone called you
Hurley for the next month.
303
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,935
- I said I remember!
- That was hilarious!
304
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,105
[laughs] I-I mean, not-not
for you. For everyone else.
305
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,690
[sighs]
306
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,359
So, Beta, what's
the next, next item?
307
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,902
Oh, come on, Hailey.
308
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,821
I know you're scared,
but you can do this one.
309
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:40,032
You know, I was scared once too.
Back in the third grade,
310
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,369
after all my Halloween candy
was stolen by those burglars
311
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,704
who left the empty wrappers
in your trash can...
312
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,415
Ugh! Burglars!
313
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,333
But the next year,
I got right back out there
314
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,001
and trick-or-treated
harder than ever.
315
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,170
I even got a king-sized
Keith bar.
316
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,381
- Keith bars are disgusting.
- So disgusting.
317
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,383
But it was king-sized.
318
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,844
Point is, the county fair
is nothing to be afraid of.
319
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:03,180
Especially since I'm gonna
be there every step of the way.
320
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,224
Thanks, Scott.
You're a great friend.
321
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,101
But just a friend.
322
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,436
Yeah. I know.
323
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,730
Would you two
just kiss already?
324
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,567
I wuv you!
325
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,901
- What did he say?
- Let's go to the fair!
326
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,361
Okay!
327
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,615
[all scream]
328
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,534
It's time for me
to scope out the premises
329
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,911
for any suspicious activity.
330
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,580
It's go-time.
331
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,081
Where'd you get
those sunglasses?
332
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,042
The Mr. Tomato Head doll
in your closet.
333
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,545
Now... go-time.
334
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,468
♪ Go, go-go, go, go ♪
335
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,349
[zip tie rasps]
336
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,103
Well, this is humiliating.
337
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,897
Okay, Scott,
338
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,399
looks like it's time
for us to save the world.
339
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,367
♪ I'm making my moves
Playing my rules ♪
340
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,869
♪ That's how I do it ♪
341
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,788
♪ Seizing the day ♪
342
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,915
♪ There's just no way
I'm gonna lose it ♪
343
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,708
♪ I could do anything ♪
344
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,627
♪ Watch as I spread my wings ♪
345
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,879
♪ Baby, it's no big thing ♪
346
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,255
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
347
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,466
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
348
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,551
♪ It's obvious
That I was born for this ♪
349
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:25,095
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
350
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,764
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
351
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,226
[camera shutters click]
352
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,603
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
353
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,072
Last ride.
The Zero Gravitron.
354
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,490
My white whale.
355
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,909
I always thought
it was a spaceship.
356
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,702
But, yeah, I can see it.
357
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,831
Hey, look,
it's almost empty.
358
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,250
If you hork,
nobody will ever know.
359
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,626
Oh, no.
360
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,129
Hey, K Squad, it's me,
361
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,548
Kristine the Hot Queen.
362
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,466
Today, I'm sporting
a wide-brim
363
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,387
Ruffiusan & Haute vintage
2006 Lionel Verducci scarf.
364
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,138
Hashtag "thrift store gem."
365
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,557
[Hailey]
Kristine Sanchez,
366
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,267
the most popular girl
in school,
367
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,644
with over 2,000 followers.
368
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,271
She's stylish, she's tall,
369
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,398
she never sweats
in gym class.
370
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,066
And the worst part of all:
371
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,402
She's actually really nice.
372
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,404
[gasps and squeals]
373
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,239
- Hi, Kristine.
- Hey, hey!
374
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,533
Can I just say how truly
inspiring it is
375
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,535
to see you
back on this ride?
376
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,245
Oh, and you brought Scott!
377
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,830
You guys are such
a cute couple.
378
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,081
Couple?
379
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,541
[stammers and scoffs]
380
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,501
Yeah, more like
a couple of friends
381
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,004
who aren't destined to kiss.
382
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,630
Oh, sorry.
383
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,549
I just assumed
because you guys are so close,
384
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,385
and you hang out all the time,
and you have your own handshake.
385
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,012
Because we're friends.
386
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,514
I mean, I have handshakes
with lots of people.
387
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,892
- You do?
- Sure. Like...
388
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:55,060
Born Shorts here.
389
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,061
What's up, Born Shorts?
390
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,608
Catch you later, bud.
391
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,568
OMG, can I livestream this?
392
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,820
Your bravery would be
such an inspiration
393
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,156
to all the little Kristinies
out there.
394
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,199
That sounds great.
395
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,492
[squeals] By the way,
396
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,328
what do you think
of my scarf?
397
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495
Eh. It's okay.
398
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,456
Oh, man, I want that scarf.
399
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,749
Well, good luck.
400
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,294
Just ignore her
401
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,296
and her thousands of fans
watching you live.
402
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,049
You can do this.
Just think calm thoughts.
403
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,217
- [machinery activates]
- [man] Ladies and gentlemen,
404
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,721
welcome to your worst nightmare!
405
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,473
[man] Hold on to
your personal items,
406
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,475
because they will become
deadly projectiles.
407
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,478
Don't worry, they're just
building the suspense.
408
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,937
[man] I'm not just
building the suspense.
409
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:43,567
You're gonna scream
till you puke!
410
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:46,278
[rock music playing]
411
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,697
See? Everything's fine.
412
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,203
Chaos!
413
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,089
Something's wrong!
Something's very wrong!
414
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,799
[alarm blaring]
415
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,467
I don't remember this
from last time.
416
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,510
Where's Beta?
417
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,679
This one's kind of cute.
418
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,597
I like the blue one.
419
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,186
Death Spiral, Inc.
is not responsible
420
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,438
for any injuries
that may occur.
421
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,649
It's over.
I can see through...
422
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,276
I guess it's up to me.
423
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,820
I'm on it.
424
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,823
♪ Don't play it safe ♪
425
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,783
♪ I like it dangerous ♪
426
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,663
[screams]
427
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,127
Ah! Excuse me.
Coming through.
428
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,295
Sorry about that.
429
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,714
Kristine, I need your scarf.
430
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,466
Sure! Don't you love it?
431
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,385
Yes, it's adorable.
432
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,886
- Hold this.
- Okay.
433
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,315
[cheering]
434
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,442
[all groan]
435
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,860
Whoo!
436
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,653
I slayed the white whale!
437
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,489
Not for real.
I love whales.
438
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,907
You rock, Hailey.
439
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,038
That was amazing, Hailey.
440
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,248
I tip my hat--
441
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,417
- [retches]
- Okay.
442
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,712
Whoo-hoo! That was so cool!
443
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,006
Everyone was like, "Ah."
And you were like, "Pfft."
444
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,341
And then everyone was like...
[grunting]
445
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,552
And then we got off this ride,
and I started saying all this.
446
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,012
How did you do all that?
447
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,680
I don't know.
I just did it.
448
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,015
I guess I can do
everything on my list.
449
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,683
- I can do anything.
- [alarm blaring]
450
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,685
That's weird. This thing
451
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,228
is supposed to go green
when we finish a list item.
452
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,397
Guess we're not done
riding all the rides yet.
453
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,274
Oh, look.
There's a new one.
454
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,692
The Tunnel of Love.
455
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,659
[Hailey]
The Tunnel of Love?
456
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:58,911
You know what?
457
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,954
I think I can do
that one solo.
458
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,749
Oh, no. I promised I'd
help you complete every ride.
459
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,834
And I'm nothing
if not a man of my word.
460
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,879
And look, there's no line.
Score!
461
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,380
[calliope music playing]
462
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,549
Welcome to the Tunnel of Love,
463
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,760
the most romantic six minutes
of your life.
464
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,810
Oh, man.
This is gonna be so lame.
465
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,938
[song over speakers]
♪ You've been best friends ♪
466
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,357
♪ But that'll all change
Tonight ♪
467
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,900
- So lame.
- I don't know.
468
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,027
I think it's kind of cool.
469
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,987
♪ The moment just feels right ♪
470
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:40,118
♪ This romantic endeavor ♪
471
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,206
♪ Could change the world
Forever ♪
472
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,626
♪ If you just
Kiss your friend ♪
473
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,962
♪ Kiss your friend ♪
474
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,298
♪ You don't need to be shy
Go on and kiss your friend ♪
475
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,591
♪ Kiss your friend ♪
476
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,636
♪ He's actually a great guy ♪
477
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,013
♪ If you want to prevent
The apocalypse ♪
478
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,016
♪ Smooch your friend
Right on the lips ♪
479
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,977
♪ Don't make the world end... ♪
480
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,436
[Hailey]
So this was the moment
481
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,146
I was supposed to kiss Scott.
482
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,148
Maybe it was the lights,
or the fountains,
483
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:12,484
or the weirdly
on-the-nose music,
484
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,236
but it was actually perfect.
485
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,487
[retches]
486
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,990
Until that happened.
487
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,160
Okay, okay, that was bad.
But you've just got to do it.
488
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,162
You've got to tell Scott that
kissing him is on your list.
489
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,581
Who knows,
he might even be into it.
490
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,332
What if he is into it?
491
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,750
What if he's not into it?
492
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,502
[sighs]
Whatever.
493
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,879
It's not the end
of the world, Hailey.
494
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,630
Well, maybe it is.
495
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,882
- Hey, Hailey.
- Ah!
496
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,593
Listen, Scott, I am so sorry.
497
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,136
No, don't be.
498
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,013
Check out this sweet T-shirt
they gave me.
499
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,973
This isn't me.
It's just painted on.
500
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,558
- [Scott laughs]
- I know.
501
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,393
Look, Scott,
502
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,770
there's something I need
to tell you about the list,
503
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,022
and our friendship, and--
504
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,232
Hey, Hailey,
can I ask you something?
505
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,859
Yes. Please. Anything.
506
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,736
Would you mind
if I asked out Scott?
507
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,238
What? But... why?
508
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,198
Well, we started talking
in the cleanup tent,
509
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,409
and it turns out
we both have a lot in common.
510
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,370
We both have great hair.
We both got barf on us today.
511
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,206
And our birthdays are only
five and a half months apart.
512
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,167
That's actually
about as far apart as they--
513
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,252
- So? What do you think?
- Um...
514
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,506
I mean... sure.
Why would I mind?
515
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,925
I told you,
we're just friends.
516
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,385
Great! Hey, Scott!
517
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,095
Do you want to go out?
518
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,013
Sure.
519
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,973
Thank you so much, Hailey.
520
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,183
I'll get us
a cotton candy!
521
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,434
Yay!
522
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,436
That was cool.
523
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,063
Yeah. So cool.
524
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,814
Cool for you.
Cool for her.
525
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,191
And cool for me.
526
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,903
Yep, I am cool
like a cantaloupe.
527
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,113
- Are you okay?
- Like a cantaloupe!
528
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,573
Okay.
529
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,575
So, what were you saying
about the list?
530
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,328
Oh, uh, just that
one of the items
531
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,456
is that I have to kick
Scott Denoga.
532
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,041
So...
533
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,834
Ow! Ugh!
That was a hard one.
534
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,628
Well, anything
to save the world.
535
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,088
Later, Hay.
536
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,632
Not if I see you first, crocodile.
537
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,384
Ugh!
538
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,345
[both laugh]
539
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,726
- [alarm blaring]
- [grunts]
540
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,145
[Beta]
Hailey, what is going on?
541
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,147
- Beta? Why are you--?
- Uh-uh.
542
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,233
Not important.
What is important is that,
543
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,945
according to my calculations,
there's no only a 0.02% chance
544
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,155
that you'll ever kiss Scott.
545
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,157
What? How is that possible?
Kristine just asked him out.
546
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,742
That doesn't mean
they're already--
547
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,911
Hey, K Squad, meet Scott.
548
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,955
Hi, everyone.
Can you believe our birthdays
549
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,707
are only five
and a half months apart?
550
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,041
[grunts]
551
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,210
- Chaos!
- Chaos!
552
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,338
You picked the wrong day
to mess with me, bots.
553
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,099
[bell dings]
554
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,854
- [blows]
- Dang, Hailey!
555
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,816
That was the coolest thing
I have ever seen you do.
556
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,027
[Hailey]
So that's me, Hailey Banks.
557
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,487
Here to save the world...
558
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,489
- Ah!
- ...someday.
559
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,409
I take it back.
That was not remotely cool.
560
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,495
[Hailey] Man, that was,
like, all pinkie toe.
561
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,080
[Beta] Come on,
I'll buy you a churro.
562
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,498
[Hailey]
You don't have any money.
563
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,792
[Beta] Fine, then you
buy me a churro.
564
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,961
[Hailey] You don't even
eat people food.
565
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,132
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
566
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,092
♪ It's obvious
That I was born for this ♪
567
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,635
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
568
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:27,471
♪ Born for this ♪
569
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,139
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
570
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,350
♪ I got it, I got it
No forcing it ♪
571
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,977
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
572
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:37,314
♪ I'm fearless, the fiercest
That you ever seen ♪
573
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:41,234
♪ I bring it, 'cause winning
Comes naturally ♪
574
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:44,738
♪ Can't stop me, can't face me
I shoot every shot ♪
575
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,074
♪ Can't miss ♪
576
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,202
♪ You know I was
Born for this ♪
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