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(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
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-Titans, as you all know,
today is
-(ALL COUGHING)
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-Sports Day!
-(FANFARE PLAYING)
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-I did not know that.
-I didn't know either, brah.
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You guys know
it's Sports Day, right?
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-No.
-What are you talking about?
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I see.
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Allow me to bring you all
up to speed.
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Today is Sports Day!
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(YELLING) Sports Day!
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Why do I even bother
printing up flyers?
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Today, we will be playing the
world's most popular sport...
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Futbol.
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Football? I love football!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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I didn't say we're playing
"football."
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Uh, pretty sure you did, bro.
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Uh, no, bro, I said
we're playing "futbol."
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Football? I love football!
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And he's going to the 50...
And he's going to the 40...
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No, we are
not playing football!
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Uh, I'm so confused, bro.
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We are playing futbol.
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Also known as soccer.
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Boooo!
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Don't nobody care
about soccer!
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It is the most tedious
of athletic events.
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It's just people
kicking a ball and then
pretending to be hurt.
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I don't like
"sock-her" either.
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I prefer "sock-him!"
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-Ow! (GROANS)
-(CHUCKLING)
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-You get it?
-Ha! I do get it.
That's good.
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Around the world,
futbol ignites the
passions of the soul.
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It can bring a nation togetheror tear it apart.
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Most importantly,
it is a metaphor
for the miracle of life.
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Are we still
talking about soccer?
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Stop calling it soccer!
It's futbol!
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You know, I've always thought
there was something sinister
about the sport.
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How can people
get so worked up
over a ball?
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It does seem unlikely
a dull game could inspire
such intense emotions, Robin.
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What about that time
when Cyborg played
duck, duck, goose?
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-The duck, the duck...
-(CYBORG GIGGLING)
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The goose.
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-I am the goose!
-(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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The goose!
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-I'm coming for ya!
-(STARFIRE SCREAMING)
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No one escapes the goose!
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Futbol is a beautiful game.
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Now, say it,
and let it live
in your hearts.
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(INHALES)
Futbol.
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-Football?
-No, "futbol."
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-Futbol.
-With passion!
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-Futbol! (GROWLING)
-That's starting to sound
international.
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-Sock-him.
-BEAST BOY: Ow!
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(DRY SNEER)
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I'm hilarious.
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Great energy!
Now let's take the field!
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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We look like
the athletics professionals.
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Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
I gots me some shin pads, yo.
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-Kick me as hard as you can.
-Seems like a bad idea.
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Come on, I won't feel a thing.
It's shin armor, brah.
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Okay.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(YELLS) Ow, my shin!
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You broke my shin!
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I too wish to test
the shin armor.
(GRUNTS)
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-(YELPS IN PAIN)
-(SOBBING)
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They're not guarding anything!
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Not a thing!
(WAILING)
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Oh, you guys playing
sock-him, too?
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Cool.
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(BEAST BOY GRUNTING)
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-(BEAST BOY SHRIEKS)
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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All right, enough
horseplay, guys.
Let's get to the basics.
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Because no one plays
soccer in our country,
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I've had this ball
shipped to us
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from halfway around the world.
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-ALL: Ooh.
-(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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What a good-looking ball!
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Ooh, a collection of
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pentagons and hexagons
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forming a sphere.
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It's made out of science, yo!
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Stylish.
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It is true. The futbol
is the most stylish
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piece of equipment
in all of sports.
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(SCREAMING)
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Now, this is
an easy game to learn.
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You just have to
put the ball in the goal.
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No problem! (GRUNTS)
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Swish! Two points.
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-(BLOWS WHISTLE)
-No points.
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-You can't use your hands.
-What?
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Things just got super weird!
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But how does one
manipulate the ball
without using the hands?
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Futbol.
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(CAR ENGINE SLOWLY STARTING)
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(DUCK QUACK)
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Oh, dudes, we use our foots.
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-But I don't have feet.
-Yes, you do.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, yeah,
I forgot about those.
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Now, pay attention
as I demonstrate
a proper futbol kick.
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Hi-ja!
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There, I've scored a goal in
the appropriate futbol style.
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Now let's celebrate
by saying "goal"
as long as possible.
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-Goal.
-What is this, baseball?
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The go...
(SINGING OPERA)
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Unacceptable.
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-BEAST BOY: (YELLING)
Goooooooooooooal!
-(DOG HOWLS)
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-Not long enough.
-(DOG WHIMPERS)
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Goooooooooal!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Now, let's fut this bol!
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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(GASPS) Ow!
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-Why?
-(SCREAMING)
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How could you
do me like that?
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(GROANING)
Coach, I can't go on.
(WHIMPERS)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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-Wow! Futbol isn't
boring at all.
-(INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING)
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In fact, I feel like
I'm standing on
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-the precipice of greatness!
-(EAGLE CAWS)
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I am a pillar of light
in a world of darkness!
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We're taking our first steps
into a new life, bro!
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The futbol life!
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(SOBBING)
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-(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
-(WHIMPERING)
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Why are we feeling
such intense of the emotions?
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These feelings,
they don't make sense.
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Of course they do.
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This beautiful, ha,
magical ball, ooh,
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was the key
to unlocking our passions.
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Still, something about this
feels unnatural...
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But I can't argue
with my feelings!
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Goal...
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(CONTINUES SAYING "GOAL")
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(RAVEN LOSES BREATH)
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-Hey, Rave,
could you pass the milk?
-Sure thing.
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Ha!
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ALL: Goal!
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-Excuse me, bro.
-Whoa!
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The pain!
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(SNICKERING) The pain!
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(BLOWING WHISTLE RHYTHMICALLY)
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A red card?
You've got to be kidding me!
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I barely touched him.
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I don't wanna hear it.
You're out of here!
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Unbelievable!
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You need to get
your eyes checked!
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(PANTING)
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I never want to stop
the running!
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I feel so invigorated.
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We've never lived our lives
with such emotion.
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That's right.
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We've all been invigorated by
this magical, little futbol.
(CHUCKLES)
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-(ALL GASPING)
-What?
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Your hands!
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You're using your hands, bro!
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(ROBIN GASPS)
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Whoa. What happened?
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Were we liking the soccer?
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(RUSTLING)
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What is that?
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-Hello!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
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-ROBIN: Who are you?
-I'm a soccer troll!
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My people are magical beings
that evoke intense passion
for the game of soccer.
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So, you guys use magic
to make people like soccer?
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Our King Goal,
Ruler of Soccer,
commands it.
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-So, soccer really is boring.
-Of course.
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Watching people kick a ball
and pretend to be hurt
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is the most boring thing
in the world.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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King Goal knew
the only way to
create interest
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in his dull sport
was to use magic.
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No wonder the game
stirs such proud
but unearned emotions.
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What a monstrous sport!
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It's time people see soccer
for what it really is.
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Soccer troll.
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Take us to your leader.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(CROWD ROARING)
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Well done, Titans.
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You've uncovered
my centuries-old plot
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to make soccer interesting.
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Give it up, Goal.
No more magic-ing people
into liking soccer.
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I must or the sport
would never survive.
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It's just people
kicking a ball and
pretending to be hurt.
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-Who would watch that?
-One way or another,
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we're going to settle this.
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(CHUCKLES)
Then how about on the field?
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One goal.
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Sudden death.
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And if we win,
you call back
all the soccer trolls.
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And if we lose?
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Sudden death.
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I said "sudden death,"
didn't I? Thought I said
"sudden death."
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(YELLING)
Sudden death!
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-(GRUNTING)
-(RICOCHETING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(HORN SOUNDING)
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ALL: Goal!
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(WHISTLES)
He is really good.
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You lose, Titans.
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Time to die.
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You're forgetting
one thing, Goal.
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The Titans are sore losers!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Yaaaah!
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(GRUNTING)
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(SPITS)
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(LAUGHS)
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In the face!
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Larry!
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(SHUDDERING)
Okay! Okay! Okay! You win.
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I'll call back
my soccer trolls.
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-(SCREAMING)
-(CRUNCHING)
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Ow! Ho-ho-ho-ho!
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(SOBBING)
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-(ALL GRUNTING)
-(GOAL GROANING)
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I said, "you win."
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Why?
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(GOAL SOBBING)
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So boring. Ugh.
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Hey, who wants to go bowling?
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-ROBIN: Yeah, bowling,
I can do that.
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BEAST BOY: Yeah, bowling!
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-(GASPS)
-Who are you?
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I'm a magical bowling turkey.
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(GOBBLING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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