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(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
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This ends today, H.I.V.E.
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Today justice will reign.
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Today evil will...
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(FARTING SOUND)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Today evil will fall
to its knees. Today...
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-(FARTING SOUND)
-(GIGGLING)
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Shh. He's looking.
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(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)
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Today, hope for
the city's renew...
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(FARTING SOUND)
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Argh!
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Excuse us for a second,
please. Thank you.
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How many times
do I have to tell you
to not make fart noises
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when I am striking fear
into the hearts of the enemy.
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-(FARTING SOUND)
-Argh!
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This is supposed to be
the final showdown
and you're ruining it!
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Dude, why do you take
yourself so seriously?
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Yeah. Have a laugh
once in a while.
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We are the last line
of defense for this city,
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if we can't be serious about
being superheroes, then who?
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(JET ENGINE ROARING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Look how serious they are.
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(GRUNTING)
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Ooh! They have
the eyes of righteousness.
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No one's even smiling.
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I feel so intimidated
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and I like it.
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Now those are real heroes.
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Send these cretins to our base
in the Kratoa nebula for
further interrogation.
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Something tells me
this is only the beginning.
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ROBIN: Hey there, Aqualad.
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Hello, Robin.
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Sweet moves out there!
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-I do what must be done.
-(WATCH BEEPING)
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Now, uh, excuse me.
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There's an emergency
in the SN 1885 quadrant
that needs my attention.
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Cool, cool, cool.
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Yeah, I'll probably
head out there too.
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What? On your way
to a pie eating competition?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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-Did someone say pie?
-I love pie!
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(SINGING)
When I say I want, you say...
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Not now!
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-What?
-I did not wish
to say anything.
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But you and your team have
brought nothing but shame
to all real superheroes.
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The Teen Titans
are a disgrace.
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Hey, hey, hey.
You are way off base, buddy.
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There's no difference
between our teams.
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We may do things
a little differently,
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but we're both just trying
to take down the bad guys.
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Is that right?
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Quick. Before they see us.
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Who is ready for another
of the girl's night out?
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Superheroes are supposed
to inspire hearts
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and teach valuable lessons
about friendship and life.
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We do that.
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What? Lessons like
books can be dangerous?
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Or what is better,
burgers or burritos?
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You are a mockery of
everything the world
holds sacred about heroes.
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Come on. What is so bad
about being a little silly
from time to time?
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I am all for a good laugh,
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but the Teen Titans
cannot be serious
for one single moment.
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-Good day.
-But...
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I said good day!
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Okay. Good talk, Aqualad.
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Yup. We'll catch up later.
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(SIGHS)
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(VIDEO GAME BLEEPING)
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(ROBIN GRUMBLING)
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What's up with you, dude?
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(IN GRAVELLY VOICE)
Oh, nothing.
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Just thinking
about my dead parents.
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-So tragic.
-(VIDEO GAME STOPS)
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-Whoa! What was that?
-Keep it light, dude.
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-Yeah, where did that
come from?
-I have the depression now.
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Sorry, I'm just brooding.
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Well, can you brood
in the kitchen, dude?
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And maybe bring me back
some pickles and tahini.
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(NORMAL VOICE)
No, I want to brood here!
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And it wouldn't be so bad
if you could too.
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Are you down in the dumpster
because the real heroes made
us look completely inadequate?
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We are real heroes!
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But we have forgotten that
because you've all become
real jokesters.
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Even Raven.
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What are you talking about?
I'm no jokester.
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Don't play dumb.
I've seen your act.
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Thanks for coming out.Good to be here.
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Anyone from out of town?
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So my dad came to visit.
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You know whatthat's like, right?
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Hi, honey.Mind if I devour your soul?
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And I'm all like, "Can wedo that after breakfast?"
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The good thing about havinga demon as my fatheris being immortal.
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The bad thing is havingto deal with him forthe rest of my life.
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(HIGH PITCHED LAUGHING)
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He knows whatI'm talking about.
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Try all you want, Raven,
but you're not funny.
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None of you are!
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Admit it,
we're a little funny.
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Aren't you tired
of being two dimensional?
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There's so much more to us!
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I mean, look at Cyborg.
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He's half man
and half machine.
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I know! Pretty cool, right?
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No. It's not pretty cool.
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In fact it should
be tearing you apart.
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Are you a man
or are you a machine?
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-Whoa!
-That's heavy, dude.
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Could not being more serious
fracture the team?
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Yes, but that's how
we become stronger,
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by being torn apart
and coming back together.
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Preferably in front
of a sunset.
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I do not understand, Robin.
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Of course you don't,
because you're an alien
and that's your struggle.
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You should all be struggling.
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Maybe Robin's right.
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Aqualad and his friends
did look really cool.
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They sure did.
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And I want a tough face
and tight muscles.
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Of course you do!
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I have always wanted to visit
the SN 1885 quadrant.
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We can interrogate
some filthy cretins there
right now!
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I'd like to tell a villain,
"It's just you and me now."
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Then let's get...
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♪ It is time
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♪ To get really, really,really serious
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♪ No time for toys
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♪ No time for food
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♪ There's no timeto be in a good mood
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♪ Serious eyesand a serious nose
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♪ Serious facesand a serious pose
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♪ It is time to say somethingreally, really serious ♪
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If you're not gonna help
then get out of the way!
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I work alone.
You'll only slow me down.
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I'm saying the one-liners
like a real hero.
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There is good
and there is evil
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and the line
between them is clear.
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(ALL MUNCHING)
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Who among you would like
to sing a song about pie?
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How can I sing
when I am so conflicted?
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I have been so conflicted
and unhappy all this time
and never even knew it!
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I've never felt
more emotionally complex.
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We should have gotten serious
years ago.
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-(THUMPS)
-Finally we are
no longer disgraces.
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We are the team I always
dreamed we could be.
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Look at how defined
my muscles are.
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Booyah!
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(GROANS)
And I can't smile anymore.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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Crime alert!
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The President sends word the
H.I.V.E.'s murder satellite
is ready to launch.
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If we can't stop them
the world will be
destroyed forever!
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-Robin.
-Not now, Star.
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There's too much work to do.
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Titans go!
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(SIREN WAILING)
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STARFIRE:
What are we looking at, Robin?
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It is very... Dark.
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Of course it's dark.
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Night time is the most serious
time to fight crime.
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RAVEN: Yeah, but I can't see
anything either.
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ROBIN: Makes it
even more dangerous.
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I can use my cybernetics
to see.
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But what I did not
lose my humanity!
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STARFIRE: Robin, there is
something I need to tell you.
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Not now, we have a job to do.
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BEAST BOY:
In case we don't come back,
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I wanna say it's been an honor
serving with you all.
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ROBIN: Showtime!
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Everything is ready.
Missile is go for launch!
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ROBIN: Not on our watch.
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Titians! Whoa!
You guys look serious.
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We're done playing games
with you, H.I.V.E.
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Really? That's too bad.
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(BUZZER RINGS)
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(EVIL LAUGHING)
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(BEEPING)
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How do we stop it?
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With serious firepower!
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(ROARING)
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That is some serious
hero work, Titans.
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Aqualad.
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We came here
to clean up your mess,
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but it looks like you have
everything under control.
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Perhaps you can admit
you misjudged us.
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You do look
pretty serious now.
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I just worry,
is it too serious?
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Too serious?
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You don't understand
what it's like to be
half machine, half man.
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Let's get out of here, Titans.
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There's a life
and death emergency
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in the Mooka-Mooka
sector we have to deal with,
195
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and something tells me
this is only the beginning.
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Can you believe
Aqualad thought
we were too serious?
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Not now, Robin.
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I need to have a little talk
with my friend, Cyborg.
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What's this all about?
200
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You know what this is about.
201
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You drank my juice
and I wanna know why.
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-I was thirsty.
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROWLING)
You knew that was my juice!
My name was on the carton!
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So? It's drink,
it'll be dranken!
205
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If I can't trust you
with my juice
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then maybe
I can't trust you at all.
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Well, that makes two of us.
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Trust is a two-way street,
hombre.
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Hey, break it up.
210
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-It was just juice.
-Easy for you to say!
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It wasn't your juice!
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Guys, the monster in me
is feeding on your anger.
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I don't know who I am anymore!
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Snap out of it!
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You're Raven.
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Am I?
Or am I a monster, a freak?
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00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,677
(GROWLS) I don't think
I can be a part of this
team anymore!
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(WAILING)
219
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,083
What is happening to our team?
220
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,451
It's too late, Star.
221
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He knew what he was doing
when he drank the juice.
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My juice!
223
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And I enjoyed every sip of it!
224
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-No!
-(SCREAMING)
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-(SCREAMING)
-(SCREAMING)
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-(SCREAMING)
-(SCREAMING)
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ROBIN: Hmm. Could thisbe the end of the Teen Titans?
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I thought being seriouswould bring us closer
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but it's only driven us apart.
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