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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,913 --> 00:00:47,114 (OWL HOOTING) 2 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:52,052 (RUSTLING, WHOOSHING) 3 00:00:56,591 --> 00:00:58,292 (DOG HUFFING) 4 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,411 Hey, look at this, Jeff. 5 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:20,213 There's something wrong with this symbol. 6 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:23,083 Doesn't fit the rest of the wall. 7 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,852 MALE VOICE: Stop right there! (GASPS) 8 00:01:25,687 --> 00:01:26,688 Where were you? 9 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:29,557 Guys, I found a major clue. This could lead to... 10 00:01:29,591 --> 00:01:30,758 (CLANGS) 11 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:34,094 You're here to help, not to play at being an archaeologist. 12 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,663 Clean the brushes. 13 00:01:35,697 --> 00:01:36,965 Wow. that was awesome, guys. 14 00:01:36,998 --> 00:01:39,567 And put out that torch. You're gonna burn the place down. 15 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:42,302 Use a flashlight. It's the 21st century. 16 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,172 (ALL LAUGHING) Guys, I think it could be important. 17 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,709 Okay, let me see. 18 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:49,644 Can you read it? Please. 19 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,916 "Find the true path and its detours. 20 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:58,620 "Trust the stranger. He is the wisdom." 21 00:01:58,653 --> 00:02:01,388 Well, typical Mayan wordiness. Doesn't mean anything. 22 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:04,058 Guys, I got it! I think I know what to do. 23 00:02:04,092 --> 00:02:06,094 Yeah, I told you. Clean the brushes. 24 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,730 What? No. I think we just need to press here. 25 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:10,197 (CLANKING) Huh? 26 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,532 (CREAKING) (BOTH GASP) 27 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,467 (TAD SCREAMING) 28 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,505 Who's gonna tell his girlfriend? 29 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:20,508 (SCREAMING) 30 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,647 (GRUNTS) 31 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,247 (PANTING) 32 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:30,818 Ow! 33 00:02:35,123 --> 00:02:36,624 What the... 34 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:53,240 (SNIFFS AND BARKS) 35 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,275 Jeff, don't touch! Jeff! 36 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,912 No, no, no, no, no! 37 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,914 Oh! Would you please stop? 38 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,585 (JEFF SNUFFLING) 39 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,355 (SNIFFS) 40 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:11,324 What's this doing in Mexico? 41 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,861 An Egyptian sarcophagus? 42 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,466 (RUMBLES) (GASPS) 43 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,703 (CREAKING AND RATTLING) 44 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:27,108 (SCREAMING) 45 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,910 (JEFF BARKING) 46 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,778 Jeff, run! Jump! 47 00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:36,283 Come on, buddy, come on! Hurry! 48 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,486 Whoa! 49 00:03:40,722 --> 00:03:41,856 Whoa! 50 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,792 Jeff! 51 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,932 (GRUNTS) 52 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:52,432 (JEFF BARKING) 53 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,602 Jeff, stay right there. 54 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,170 (SCREAMING) 55 00:03:56,204 --> 00:03:58,271 Whoa! Oh! 56 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:01,008 (WHIMPERS) 57 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:05,479 (SCREAMING) 58 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,883 (GRUNTS) (BARKS) 59 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,918 No, stay there, Jeff! 60 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:14,555 No, don't! Stop! Stop! 61 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:15,857 Oh, no! 62 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,793 (SCREAMING) 63 00:04:20,061 --> 00:04:22,563 (WOMAN GRUNTS) 64 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,499 (BOTH SCREAMING) 65 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:32,006 Sara! You won't believe what I found down... 66 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:35,243 What on Earth happened down there? How did you fall down an abyss? 67 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,409 Are you okay? 68 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,946 Totally. It wasn't that big of a deal. 69 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:40,148 (CRASHING) 70 00:04:40,181 --> 00:04:41,516 (SQUAWKS) 71 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,919 Um... No problem. I can fix it. 72 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,419 (CHUCKLES) 73 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,455 (LOUD RUMBLE) (LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) 74 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,592 RYU: You idiot! You're completely useless! 75 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:54,562 It'll take us days to open up another cave. 76 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,731 Okay, I'm sorry. If you'd just let me... 77 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,567 No! I won't just let you, Stones. 78 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,003 How can I put it? In Sumerian? 79 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,671 In Etruscan? 80 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:07,141 This team is formed of the world's most prestigious archaeologists. 81 00:05:07,175 --> 00:05:08,408 And the brightest ones. 82 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,511 And the coolest ones. 83 00:05:10,545 --> 00:05:12,113 And that's not you. 84 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:15,516 Right, okay. It's just that down there, there's actually no tr... 85 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,084 Look, it was an accident. 86 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:20,888 We were one step away from finding the treasure of King Pakal. 87 00:05:20,922 --> 00:05:22,056 Don't defend him. 88 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,425 Look, I'm sorry, but there's no treasure down there. 89 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,930 Just an Egyptian sarcophagus? 90 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:30,031 (GIGGLES) 91 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:32,900 (BRIAN CHUCKLES) 92 00:05:32,934 --> 00:05:36,170 How you managed to convince us to bring along this amateur 93 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:40,575 incapable of telling Egyptian symbology apart from Pre-Columbian! 94 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,511 He hasn't even finished his degree. At his age! 95 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:47,782 Yeah, all right. But I've had adventures no one could teach you in a classroom. 96 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:51,919 Oh, what adventures, pray tell? Please, do enlighten us. 97 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:53,654 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 98 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:55,790 Well, I, uh... (GRUNTS) 99 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:01,596 (SIGHS) 100 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:05,066 You're a danger to archaeology. You're out! 101 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:06,634 What? 102 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,307 And don't forget to take that dog and your demented parrot with you. 103 00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:12,039 What has Belzoni ever done to you? 104 00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:13,741 He eats my fajitas! 105 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,743 (MUNCHING) 106 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,216 Tad, don't let them get to you. 107 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:27,387 Ah! If they knew I found Paititi and the collar of King Midas... 108 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,923 I know, but we both agreed. 109 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:32,093 Yeah, yeah, I know. It's too dangerous 110 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,895 and best to keep it a secret. 111 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:34,929 Hmm. 112 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,731 Chin up, Tad. 113 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,933 You and I know what we discovered. 114 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,969 I promise you there was a sarcophagus down there. 115 00:06:42,003 --> 00:06:45,273 I believe you. But this is their expedition. 116 00:06:45,306 --> 00:06:46,841 I'll go back to Chicago with you. 117 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,110 No, I feel guilty enough already. 118 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:53,281 This is too important to the university for you to bail on the team. 119 00:06:53,314 --> 00:06:54,515 (SIGHS WEARILY) 120 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:57,351 I... I just wanted to be a part of it. 121 00:06:57,385 --> 00:06:59,387 Don't worry, Tad. Your time will come. 122 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,255 (GRUMBLING) (GASPS) 123 00:07:01,289 --> 00:07:04,959 Sooner or later, everyone will realize just how great an archaeologist you are. 124 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,360 (GRUNTING) 125 00:07:06,394 --> 00:07:08,663 Tad, I feel I should go back with you. 126 00:07:09,297 --> 00:07:10,430 (GASPS) 127 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,465 (GULPS) (GASPS) 128 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,869 Are you sure you want me to stay? 129 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,103 Huh? Oh! (CHUCKLES) 130 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:20,107 Sure, sure. I mean, please stay. I'm totally fine. (CHUCKLES) 131 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:21,309 Okay. (KISSES) 132 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:23,010 See you in Chicago. 133 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,887 I have something that may interest you. 134 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:38,192 I know. It's been found. 135 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,691 (ENGINE SWITCHES OFF) 136 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,161 (CHIRPING) 137 00:08:14,195 --> 00:08:15,930 (SIGHS) 138 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,865 Home sweet home. 139 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,003 (RETCHING) 140 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:25,773 (GAGGING) 141 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:28,709 (GASPS) 142 00:08:28,743 --> 00:08:29,910 Jeff, come here! (BARKING) 143 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,079 Jeff, come back! Come back here! 144 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,616 No! Give me that right now! Jeff! 145 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,119 (PANTING) 146 00:08:39,153 --> 00:08:40,154 Jeff! 147 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,356 (YELLS) 148 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,457 Miscreant! 149 00:08:43,491 --> 00:08:45,626 Oh! Yeah. Hello, Mrs. Wolfstrom. 150 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,562 The tenants are very concerned about the goings on in your apartment. 151 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,231 Uh... Ah, no... 152 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:53,502 Every night there are shouts, thuds, and it stinks to death in there! 153 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:54,802 Stinks to... What? 154 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,405 And the number of odd parcels that keep arriving. 155 00:08:57,438 --> 00:09:00,050 Admit it, you're a smuggler! Okay. Yes. All right. I got you. Good night. 156 00:09:00,074 --> 00:09:02,309 I'm gonna call the police. The FBI. The CIA. 157 00:09:02,343 --> 00:09:03,453 Good night, Mrs. Wolfstrom. Bye! 158 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,022 You're the worst tenant in this building. 159 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:06,580 Jeff? Whoa! 160 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,255 What the... 161 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:18,225 (TOY TRAIN HORN BLOWING) 162 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:21,896 (SQUEAKING) (GASPS) 163 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:29,070 (POPCORN POPPING) 164 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,776 (DOOR CREAKING) 165 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,713 (TOY SQUEAKS) (WATER SPLASHING) 166 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,682 (GULPS NOISILY) 167 00:09:46,487 --> 00:09:49,090 (BOTH SCREAMING) 168 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,060 Buddy! 169 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,061 You're back at last! 170 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:55,963 Okay, all right. It's good to see you, too. 171 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,932 Come on. Let me just get dressed. 172 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,910 I thought of a thousand things we could do together. 173 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:03,771 Go see an NBA game, see a Lizzo concert, try a Six Guys burger. 174 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,639 How... how did you know all this? 175 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:09,110 Thanks to the world's most incredible invention: 176 00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:10,177 The Internet! 177 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:13,080 Quick, quick, record me and I'll put it on Instazam. 178 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:16,250 You're on Instazam? And I got six followers! 179 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,520 But... but how did you pay for all of this? 180 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:20,721 With the other most incredible invention: 181 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,690 The magic plastic. 182 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,092 I gave you that for emergencies. 183 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:28,028 You spent all my savings on useless stuff! 184 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,330 Useless? 185 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,398 You think this is useless? 186 00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:32,833 (ALL SQUAWKING) 187 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:35,436 (DOORBELL RINGS) MAN: Delivery! I'll leave it by the door. 188 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,071 Now what have you ordered? 189 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,944 (GASPS) At last! My jet ski! 190 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,615 That's it! No more card for you. 191 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:50,818 I'm sorry. But I've been locked up in here for two months all by myself. 192 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,286 When you came back from Paititi, 193 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,688 we agreed you wouldn't set foot outside. 194 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,757 Well, I came to have adventures with you, 195 00:10:56,790 --> 00:11:00,595 not to count all the cockroaches living in your kitchen for all eternity. 196 00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:02,163 There's 13, by the way. 197 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:05,399 Well, we'll talk about it later, okay? I'm not in the mood right now. 198 00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:09,203 (NOISY SWOOSHING) 199 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:13,274 Aw, what's the matter, buddy? Tell old Uncle Mummy. 200 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,076 I got fired from the dig. 201 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,077 What? 202 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,614 But you're the best archaeologist in the world! 203 00:11:19,648 --> 00:11:21,583 You found me! 204 00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:23,851 Right. I found you. 205 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:27,087 Which is the umpteenth thing I can't tell those guys. 206 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,824 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 207 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,728 MAN: Go, go, go. 208 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,064 Go! (WHISTLES) 209 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,300 Pull! Pull! Look out! Don't damage it! 210 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,506 (WIND HOWLING) 211 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:46,473 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 212 00:11:46,508 --> 00:11:49,410 WOMAN: Come on, through here, let's go. 213 00:11:53,314 --> 00:11:55,382 That's freaking awesome! 214 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,117 Careful! Slow it down. 215 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,721 Wow. Look at that. (GASPS) I can't believe it. 216 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,089 Egyptian symbology. 217 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,891 Archaic Period, Fourth Dynasty. 218 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,927 4,000 years of antiquity. These marks suggest that... 219 00:12:06,961 --> 00:12:08,229 SARA: Tad was right. 220 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,399 Shh! Don't even mention that name. 221 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:16,270 The only thing he achieved was to set everything back. 222 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:19,740 I've never seen hieroglyphics like these before. 223 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,711 It's a very ancient dialect. It says... 224 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:26,615 "Chaos. Destruction. Liposuction." 225 00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:28,983 (THUNDERCLAP) (BOTH SCREAMING) 226 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,553 Oh, no, it says, "Curses, many curses." 227 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,053 It's too soon to draw conclusions. 228 00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:35,322 We'll take it to Chicago, take a proper look. 229 00:12:35,356 --> 00:12:37,958 Hey, this is a bullseye, guys! 230 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,929 EMILIA: Brush for dust and sand. 231 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,832 Not to be confused with the brush for sand and dust. 232 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,468 Or with the brush for cleaning bones. 233 00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:48,969 (SNORING) 234 00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:50,847 EMILIA: Nor, of course, with the brush for cleaning rocks. 235 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,107 Or the makeup brush. That's an immediate fail. 236 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,577 (GASPS) EMILIA: And just look at these! 237 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:59,346 The other 75 types of brushes. You can clean anything you want with 'em! 238 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,216 (SIGHS) 239 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,451 Are we boring you, Mr. Stones? 240 00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:06,287 Oh, no! No, Professor. I... 241 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,388 I am happy to hear it. 242 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:10,891 Patience is an archaeologist's number-two tool. 243 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,694 So, what's number one? 244 00:13:12,727 --> 00:13:14,261 The brush! 245 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,497 (SIGHS) 246 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,407 Sara! 247 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,474 (PHONE RINGS) 248 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,713 Uh, yes? 249 00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,314 WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Stones. 250 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:36,050 Do you see that car parked in front of you? 251 00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,187 Sorry, who is this? 252 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,389 (CHUCKLING) All in good time. 253 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,992 I know what you discovered in Mexico. 254 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:49,296 Get in the car. I'm about to propose the adventure of your life. 255 00:13:59,574 --> 00:14:00,775 Um... 256 00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:03,877 Sorry, but... But where are we going? 257 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,883 Well, at least tell me who we're... 258 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,254 Hmm. 259 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,172 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) (GASPS) 260 00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:38,680 Uh... 261 00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:39,980 Hello? 262 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,389 Hello, Mr. Stones! (SCREAMS) 263 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:51,325 Welcome! I am Professor Victoria Moon, 264 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,994 investigator of the occult. (GASPS) 265 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,331 You have a terrible aura. Let me clean it up for you. 266 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,666 Let you what? 267 00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,900 Oh! 268 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,069 (GROANING IN PAIN) 269 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:03,805 Huh? 270 00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:04,905 (GROANS LOUDLY) 271 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,007 There. All clean now. 272 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,010 Wait, you're Victoria Moon from Mystery TV? 273 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:15,784 24 hours a day of unexplained phenomena, astral projection and unsolved mysteries. 274 00:15:15,817 --> 00:15:18,051 (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 275 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:22,857 Two hundred years later and the enigma remains in the spiritual world. 276 00:15:22,891 --> 00:15:26,126 Tonight, in Chatting with Celebrities, 277 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,062 we'll ask van Gogh where he hid his ear! (RATTLES) 278 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:35,335 And remember, the world you see is just a fragment of the world that exists. (KISSES) 279 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,205 Um... 280 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,642 That was very, uh, interesting. 281 00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:45,078 Oh, don't worry. I know I have a poor reputation among archaeologists. 282 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,347 They ignore the fact that this world 283 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,484 is full of phenomena that go beyond all reason. 284 00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,321 Take a look at this. 285 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,423 It looks like a battle in Egypt. 286 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,226 It's the great battle of the Pharaoh Cheops 287 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:03,665 against his sorcerer, Hermes Trismegistus. 288 00:16:03,698 --> 00:16:08,268 Legend has it that Hermes created an object with the power of the gods 289 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:11,606 which controlled magic: The Emerald Tablet. 290 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,776 Thanks to its power, 291 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:19,079 the kingdom of Cheops achieved heights of splendor never before seen. 292 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,149 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) Tired of the pharaoh never acknowledging his merits, 293 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,118 Hermes decided to harness the power of the tablet 294 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,888 to overthrow him. 295 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:30,692 He created an enchantment to unleash the beasts of the underworld 296 00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:32,894 against Cheops's armies. 297 00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:34,762 But the pharaoh discovered the plan 298 00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:39,333 and he hid the tablet so that no one would ever be able to use it again. 299 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,468 The legend spread throughout the world. 300 00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:44,839 All the great conquerors of history searched high and low for it, 301 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,406 hungry for its power. 302 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,143 Alexander the Great, Caesar, Attila the Hun. 303 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,648 But only one found it: Napoleon Bonaparte. 304 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,787 But such was the tablet's power that he could not control it. 305 00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:03,791 Filled with fear, and to stop it from falling into enemies' hands, 306 00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:07,361 Napoleon ordered to return the tablet to its hideout 307 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,364 and erase all trace of its whereabouts. 308 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,367 But his archaeologist, Dominique Vivant Denon, 309 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,204 left behind an engraving that leads to the tablet. 310 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,646 An engraving? So where is it? 311 00:17:24,679 --> 00:17:25,980 Nobody knows. 312 00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:29,751 But I bet all my chakras it's in his old office in the Louvre. 313 00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:30,919 The Louvre? 314 00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:32,620 Dominique was the museum's first director, 315 00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:36,624 but his office disappeared during the first renovations of the building. 316 00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:37,959 How do you know all this? 317 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:41,361 I have found a lot of information here in his personal diary, 318 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:44,498 but there is also a lot I can't make head or tail of. 319 00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:47,234 I'd abandoned all hope of finding the tablet 320 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,838 until your little adventure in Mexico. 321 00:17:50,872 --> 00:17:52,205 How did you know that... 322 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,676 And what does all this have to do with the tablet? 323 00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:05,185 It's a fragment of the tablet. It started shining three days ago. 324 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,388 When I found the sarcophagus. 325 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:19,634 Coincidence? I think not. 326 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:23,203 That sarcophagus contains the remains of Hermes, the sorcerer. 327 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,273 Inside, there must be clues that lead to the tablet! 328 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,176 I need you to persuade your team to work with us. 329 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,912 Yeah, well, it's not exactly my team. 330 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:34,214 I know you have a good relationship with Dr. Sara Lavrof. 331 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,350 Yeah, but... Tell her the sarcophagus 332 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,352 can be opened with the guardian's pendant, 333 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,220 that thing your dog gobbled up! Whoa! 334 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,421 How did you know about that? 335 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:44,257 Trust me, when they see you know how to open it, 336 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,194 they'll have no choice but to listen to us. 337 00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:50,698 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 338 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,033 (BARKING) 339 00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:53,935 Mummy, you're not gonna believe what I just... 340 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,870 Look out, Princess! 341 00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:58,906 Yeah, I'm gonna save you. There's too many of them. 342 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,608 No! You're not my father. 343 00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:03,011 No! I'm your mother! Who am I? (CELL PHONE RINGS) 344 00:19:03,044 --> 00:19:05,312 Sara, hi! I... I got totally sidetracked. 345 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,949 Tad, turn on a TV. Hurry! 346 00:19:07,982 --> 00:19:09,449 TV. Got it. 347 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,919 Where have you been? I've been calling you for hours. 348 00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:15,890 I'm so sorry. You are gonna flip out when you hear what... (YELLS) 349 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,959 Okay, the TV's on. 350 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:19,927 This just in. 351 00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:23,931 An international team of archaeologists has located an Egyptian sarcophagus in, 352 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:26,266 hold onto your hats, Mexico. 353 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,870 A few hours ago, they landed back in Chicago 354 00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:30,203 and were mobbed by the press 355 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,482 about this exciting discovery. Come on, Princess, 356 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,908 let's jump on the moon. Mummy, please! 357 00:19:33,941 --> 00:19:37,779 When my team and I found the sarcophagus, we were blown away. 358 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:40,557 Nobody could ever have imagined something like this. (CAMERAS CLICKING) 359 00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:43,051 Nobody? It was me who found it! 360 00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:44,619 Talk about posers. 361 00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:46,654 Giorgio Tsoukalos, Ghost International. 362 00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,488 For years, Victoria Moon has been positing 363 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,825 that the world's pyramids are linked by occult forces. 364 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,460 What are your thoughts on this? "Freaktoria" Moon? 365 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,964 Sure, we called her, but her crystal ball couldn't get a signal. 366 00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:58,365 (ALL LAUGH) 367 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,168 Sara, where's the sarcophagus? 368 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,736 In the faculty. 369 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,547 They're giving a press conference as soon as they can open it, 370 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:05,272 but they've been unable to do it yet. 371 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,141 Okay, guys, bring it into position. 372 00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:08,643 But I know how to do it! 373 00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:11,946 Sara, that sarcophagus is the key to finding the Emerald Tablet. 374 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:14,682 The Emerald Tablet? How do you know about that? 375 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:18,351 Yeah, well, it was Professor Moon. But listen, she's offered to help. 376 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,287 Victoria Moon got in touch with you? 377 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,757 Don't listen to anything that woman has to say. 378 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:25,425 (STUTTERING) Why not? Do you know her? 379 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,294 We went to school together. 380 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,464 We were friends until she got weird. 381 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,900 RYU: Okay, that's fine. 382 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:36,336 Hmm. (HUMMING) 383 00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,072 Dr. Lavrof! 384 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,875 Tad, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow. 385 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,443 We'll talk about it then. Sara, Sara... No, no, no, wait! Sara! 386 00:20:43,477 --> 00:20:44,755 (HANGS UP) (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 387 00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:45,780 It's not fair! 388 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:48,049 Well, of course not. Victoria Moon is no freak. 389 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:51,152 Thanks to her, I learned how to trap spirits in jars. 390 00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:52,954 Oh! Antonio! 391 00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:55,723 Finally I've made a discovery for the whole world to see 392 00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,992 and I'm out of the picture again! 393 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:00,393 I have to do something. 394 00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:02,362 It's okay, Tad. 395 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:06,234 Someday you'll be able to show everybody just how awesome you really are. 396 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,436 Right. And it's gonna be tonight. 397 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:13,373 That's what I'm talking about! Tad and Mummy on the case. 398 00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:19,781 (CRYING SOFTLY) 399 00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:27,387 (HUMMING) 400 00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:35,930 Hmm. 401 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,323 (SIGHS) 402 00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:06,661 Hey, there you go! 403 00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:08,663 You're about to open the sarcophagus. 404 00:22:08,696 --> 00:22:10,865 Way to go, buddy! (ALL CHEERING) 405 00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:13,433 ANN: I think he should be part of our team. What do you think? 406 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,368 BRIAN: Sure. Come on! 407 00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,549 (CLICKS) 408 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:33,588 (METALLIC CLANKING) 409 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,493 Wow. 410 00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:42,362 That's... That's... 411 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:49,136 the scrawniest mummy I've ever seen in my life. 412 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,839 VOICE: Who dares to call me scrawny? 413 00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:54,108 (GASPS) Sorry! I didn't mean it! 414 00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:58,880 I shall devour your soul if you do not give kiss, Tad. 415 00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:01,816 Kiss? What? How... How do you know my name? 416 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,219 (CACKLING) 417 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:08,222 Oh, gotcha! You should've seen your face! 418 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,991 What are you doing here? 419 00:23:10,024 --> 00:23:12,760 I came back from Paititi for adventures with my bestie, 420 00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:15,162 not to stay home looking after Jeff. 421 00:23:15,196 --> 00:23:16,831 (BARKS) You brought Jeff? 422 00:23:16,864 --> 00:23:20,101 Of course. No way I was leaving him at home with Belzoni. 423 00:23:20,134 --> 00:23:21,335 (GROANS) 424 00:23:21,369 --> 00:23:23,371 Okay, fine, you can stay. 425 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,072 But don't touch anything. 426 00:23:27,008 --> 00:23:28,075 (MUTTERING MOCKINGLY) 427 00:23:28,109 --> 00:23:29,644 (GASPS) Ooh! 428 00:23:30,311 --> 00:23:32,113 TAD: Okay, let's see. 429 00:23:32,146 --> 00:23:35,716 Hmm. This is perfect for my hieroglyph translator app. 430 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:37,852 (HUMMING) 431 00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:39,287 (GASPS) 432 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,024 Oh, poor thing. So trapped in there. 433 00:23:43,057 --> 00:23:45,359 I know just how you feel, bro. 434 00:23:45,393 --> 00:23:47,395 Okay, so, 435 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:50,331 this is either a recipe for a cake 436 00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:52,767 or a threat of a curse? 437 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,636 Uh, Mummy, let's not touch anything, just in case. 438 00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:58,539 I'm sorry, you were saying? 439 00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:00,107 (SHOUTING) What have you done? 440 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:05,613 (METALLIC CREAKING) 441 00:24:06,247 --> 00:24:09,216 (EERIE WHOOSHING) 442 00:24:11,719 --> 00:24:13,521 (SCREAMS) 443 00:24:13,554 --> 00:24:15,856 (WHOOSHING) 444 00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:19,794 Oh! Whoa! 445 00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:25,833 (BARKS) 446 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,837 (MUMMY SCREAMING) 447 00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:32,606 (SLAMS) 448 00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:36,143 Huh? 449 00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:41,949 Guys? 450 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:44,352 (CREAKS) 451 00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:45,653 (SQUAWKS WEAKLY) 452 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:46,921 Belzoni! 453 00:24:46,954 --> 00:24:49,190 What... what happened? Are you guys okay? 454 00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:50,391 (SQUAWKING WEIRDLY) 455 00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:51,826 (GASPS) 456 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:53,427 MUMMY: Oh, whoa. 457 00:24:53,461 --> 00:24:56,263 What just happened? That was intense. 458 00:24:56,297 --> 00:24:58,132 I'm all good, don't worry. 459 00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,166 Whew! 460 00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:00,868 (SCREAMS) Your face! 461 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:03,237 My face? What happened to my face? 462 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:06,307 (MUMMY SCREAMING) 463 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:08,175 (SCREAMS) Your legs! 464 00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:09,910 Whoa! What is happening to me? 465 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,049 Whoa! Whoa! My legs! I can't control them! 466 00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:16,283 Mummy, stop! 467 00:25:16,317 --> 00:25:19,120 What part of "I can't control my legs" do you not understand? 468 00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:21,956 (SNEEZES AND BARKS) 469 00:25:23,324 --> 00:25:24,925 Uh... 470 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:26,227 (SCREAMING) 471 00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:33,167 Mummy! 472 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,303 (POP SONG PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) 473 00:25:36,337 --> 00:25:40,408 Mummy, stop it! Just try to get ahold of yourself! 474 00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:41,809 I'm trying! 475 00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:45,046 Look out! 476 00:25:47,281 --> 00:25:49,583 Stop it, I said! 477 00:25:49,617 --> 00:25:52,019 (SCREAMING) 478 00:25:57,758 --> 00:25:58,759 Huh? 479 00:26:02,296 --> 00:26:04,533 (YELLS) 480 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,333 (CRASHES) 481 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:10,438 Huh? 482 00:26:10,471 --> 00:26:12,507 (MUMMY SCREAMING) 483 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,741 Mummy, stop! 484 00:26:14,543 --> 00:26:16,077 I can't! 485 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,812 Mummy! The sarcophagus! 486 00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,081 Will you just get out of the way, Tad! 487 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:26,754 (PANTING) 488 00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:29,757 Mummy! 489 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:33,160 Are you okay? Oh... What just happened? 490 00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:36,697 (GROANS) 491 00:26:37,298 --> 00:26:38,533 (GASPS) 492 00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:40,367 (ALARM RINGING) 493 00:26:40,401 --> 00:26:42,736 Come on, we have to get out of here. 494 00:26:43,505 --> 00:26:45,473 Oh, wait, my backpack! 495 00:26:45,507 --> 00:26:47,341 (POLICE SIRENS WAILING) 496 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,344 There's no time. Let's go! 497 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,247 (GASPS) 498 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:54,882 Oh! 499 00:26:54,915 --> 00:26:56,183 (THUDS) 500 00:26:59,253 --> 00:27:01,188 (SIRENS BLARING) 501 00:27:02,256 --> 00:27:03,558 (GROANS) 502 00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:05,659 How are we gonna get out of this one? 503 00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:06,794 (SQUAWKING) 504 00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:08,829 Hmm. It's Jeff, but with Belzoni's body. 505 00:27:08,863 --> 00:27:10,764 I'm gonna call you Jeffzoni. 506 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:12,199 (SNEEZES) 507 00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:15,636 MUMMY: Huh. 508 00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:17,171 Maybe Beljeff is better. 509 00:27:17,204 --> 00:27:20,040 You have destroyed the faculty, you look like Dracula, 510 00:27:20,074 --> 00:27:22,376 and to top it all off, you're cursed! 511 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:25,146 Dracula? Awesome. 512 00:27:25,614 --> 00:27:27,214 The curse... 513 00:27:27,248 --> 00:27:30,217 The curse, it had to have come from the Emerald Tablet! That's it! 514 00:27:30,251 --> 00:27:31,752 We have to find it. 515 00:27:34,088 --> 00:27:36,157 If I find it, I'll be the hero 516 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:39,827 and... and they'll understand it was all just one big accident. 517 00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:42,564 That-a-boy! So, what's the plan? 518 00:27:42,597 --> 00:27:44,633 We have to go to Paris. 519 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:47,067 Paris? We're... we're going to Paris? 520 00:27:47,101 --> 00:27:49,504 Victoria said that Dominique's office was in the Louvre. 521 00:27:49,538 --> 00:27:52,239 He had to have left some kind of clue about the tablet. 522 00:27:52,273 --> 00:27:54,441 If we could just get in to do some research... 523 00:27:54,475 --> 00:27:58,112 Got it! Dominique Vivant Denon. Born January 4th, 1747. 524 00:27:58,145 --> 00:28:01,415 What? No. We need to know where his office was, you know, 525 00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:02,917 the sketch Victoria showed me. 526 00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:05,853 Bingo! Found the sketch. Dominique's office. 527 00:28:05,886 --> 00:28:07,922 So can we go to Paris now? 528 00:28:07,955 --> 00:28:10,057 There's just one problem. What? 529 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:13,894 I'm broke. You've spent all my money. How will we pay for the tickets? 530 00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:16,631 Tad, Tad, Tad, don't be so materialistic. 531 00:28:16,665 --> 00:28:18,832 We don't need money to travel. 532 00:28:22,336 --> 00:28:24,738 TAD: Ow! Get your foot out of my face! 533 00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:27,308 MUMMY: It's not my foot. It's my chicken. 534 00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:28,175 (SQUEAKING) 535 00:28:28,209 --> 00:28:30,177 TAD: You brought your rubber chicken? 536 00:28:30,211 --> 00:28:33,347 MUMMY: He's got a name, okay? It's Chicken. He might come in handy. 537 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,716 (CRUNCHING) TAD: Ow! Did you just bite me? 538 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:37,552 MUMMY: I was just testing the Dracula thing. 539 00:28:37,586 --> 00:28:39,186 (MUMMY SNICKERS) 540 00:28:41,121 --> 00:28:42,423 (CLICKS) 541 00:28:42,456 --> 00:28:44,858 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 542 00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:47,629 Holy cow! My goodness! 543 00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:49,797 Who could have done something like this? 544 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:51,633 I speak 50 languages 545 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:55,002 and I still can't find the words to describe this havoc! 546 00:28:57,338 --> 00:29:00,741 I was cleaning the brush for cleaning dust with the brush for cleaning brushes 547 00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:03,244 when all of a sudden... Boom! (SHUDDERS) 548 00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:05,779 Don't worry, we'll find out who did this. 549 00:29:05,813 --> 00:29:10,184 H.Q., this is Agent Ramirez. Check the security tape for me, would you? 550 00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:13,787 The only thing I need to check here is my cholesterol. 551 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:16,991 Uh, sorry. Who are you? 552 00:29:17,024 --> 00:29:20,995 CIA Special Agent Sam Pickle. I'm in charge of this operation. 553 00:29:21,028 --> 00:29:22,062 And you? 554 00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:24,265 Guadalupe Ramirez, Mexican Intelligence Service. 555 00:29:24,298 --> 00:29:28,202 And I am in charge of this. Wait, this is a bowling club card. 556 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:32,574 So what? You don't like bowling? Hate everything American, is that it? 557 00:29:32,607 --> 00:29:34,576 Uh, Mexico's America, too. 558 00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:37,177 Yeah, right, and Chile, too. Come on. 559 00:29:37,211 --> 00:29:40,180 Hey, that's my badge! Give it back! You have your own. 560 00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:42,550 Negative. It fell in the toilet. 561 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,992 Belzoni? 562 00:29:52,026 --> 00:29:55,229 Your bosses gave me authority here. Give me the badge and... 563 00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:01,869 Ah! Just as I suspected! 564 00:30:01,902 --> 00:30:04,471 We're dealing with an eight-year-old. 565 00:30:04,506 --> 00:30:05,806 (SIGHS) Dear goodness. 566 00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:08,142 RAMIREZ: Excuse me. 567 00:30:08,175 --> 00:30:09,977 Do you know who this belongs to? 568 00:30:12,647 --> 00:30:14,415 I absolutely do. 569 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:21,288 (GASPS) 570 00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:23,558 Hey, Tangerine, get in the car. 571 00:30:23,591 --> 00:30:25,426 You! What happened to Tad? 572 00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,394 I know where he is. Hurry! 573 00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:30,864 And don't call me Tangerine. 574 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:34,835 I knew it. This is all your fault. 575 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:36,970 I wasn't expecting Tad to open the sarcophagus. 576 00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:39,273 I just encouraged him to persuade you. 577 00:30:39,306 --> 00:30:41,241 Where's Tad? 578 00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:43,010 (MIMICKING BUZZING) Take me to your leader. 579 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,845 Agent Pickle, check this out. 580 00:30:46,213 --> 00:30:48,982 This account was created from the apartment of that Tad guy. 581 00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:51,051 Hey, wassup, Mummy fans? 582 00:30:51,085 --> 00:30:54,154 We are going on an expedition to the Louvre Museum. 583 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:55,766 (IN FRENCH ACCENT) See you later, alligator. 584 00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,224 (SQUAWKS) 585 00:30:57,257 --> 00:31:01,395 He's wearing a costume so we don't identify him. Professionals! 586 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,996 Tad's in Paris? 587 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:04,431 He's looking for the Emerald Tablet. 588 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:07,000 We could look for it, too, like the old days. 589 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,504 Sara and Victoria, investigators of history! 590 00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:13,073 That was before you swapped archaeology for spirits and ghosts. 591 00:31:13,107 --> 00:31:15,810 Sara, I know we have different views of the world, but... 592 00:31:15,844 --> 00:31:17,044 That's enough, Victoria. 593 00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:18,613 You, stop the car! 594 00:31:19,012 --> 00:31:20,648 (BRAKES SCREECH) 595 00:31:20,682 --> 00:31:22,717 Sara, wait. Where are you going? 596 00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:24,084 To look for Tad. 597 00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:26,019 I'm going to Paris. 598 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:30,290 So, the Louvre, huh? 599 00:31:30,324 --> 00:31:33,695 Ramirez, pack your bags. We're going to Rome! 600 00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:35,062 Paris. 601 00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,030 Paris, that's what I said. 602 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,533 MUMMY: Come on, cheer up, buddy. 603 00:31:38,566 --> 00:31:40,735 We'll be in croissant country in no time. 604 00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:44,037 You're not nervous, are you? 'Cause I am. 605 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,674 Oh, no. TAD: What? Are you transforming again? 606 00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:49,376 Worse. Nerves make me gassy. 607 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:53,113 (MUMMY FARTS) (TAD YELLS) 608 00:32:19,373 --> 00:32:22,376 (BEEPS AND WHIRRS) 609 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:25,379 Cool. So you can buy mummies online now, huh? 610 00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:26,690 You can get anything online now. 611 00:32:26,714 --> 00:32:29,584 Like this cup. It stirs the cafe au lait by itself. 612 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,285 (GASPS) 613 00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:39,059 (MUMMY GASPS) 614 00:32:39,493 --> 00:32:40,562 Oh! 615 00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:42,797 I couldn't stand that anymore! 616 00:32:42,831 --> 00:32:45,199 I can't believe it! We're in Paris! 617 00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:46,634 (GASPS) It's beautiful. 618 00:32:47,902 --> 00:32:49,403 (SNEEZES) 619 00:32:49,436 --> 00:32:51,171 (RETCHES) 620 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:54,642 Okay, come on. No time to lose. 621 00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:57,779 The office should be underneath the Egyptian wing. 622 00:32:57,812 --> 00:33:00,347 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your horses. We're in the Louvre, okay? 623 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:02,983 Now what do people do when they go to the Louvre? 624 00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:07,054 Oh, boy. That look! 625 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:09,456 Is it happy? Sad? Happy? 626 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:12,426 Okay, fine, you've seen it now. Lend me your phone. 627 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,840 (WHISPERING) Come on, where are you? Where are you? 628 00:33:25,874 --> 00:33:29,209 There's got to be some trace of an old office here somewhere. 629 00:33:53,601 --> 00:33:56,169 (WHOOSHING) 630 00:33:59,741 --> 00:34:02,644 Tad? It's been three minutes without my phone. 631 00:34:02,677 --> 00:34:05,445 Now give it back to me. I think I'm getting the shakes. 632 00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:08,750 Come on, help me. We have to move this statue. 633 00:34:10,284 --> 00:34:11,118 Look. 634 00:34:11,151 --> 00:34:12,921 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 635 00:34:12,954 --> 00:34:15,088 Sure I am. I wish we had Wi-Fi. 636 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:18,593 No, I mean the pulley. We can use it to access the entrance. 637 00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:20,862 But we'd have to take some precise measurements... 638 00:34:20,895 --> 00:34:22,396 to calculate the force of the lever. 639 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,599 (CLANGING) There's no time for that, my friend! 640 00:34:24,632 --> 00:34:27,769 Let's... do it... faster! 641 00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:29,537 No, Mummy, stop! 642 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,171 MUMMY: Boom! 643 00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:34,141 Now that's what I call teamwork. 644 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:35,610 Cheese! 645 00:34:36,511 --> 00:34:38,478 (RUMBLES) Oh! 646 00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:41,983 You had to break it! An ornamental pedestal! 647 00:34:42,016 --> 00:34:43,718 Well, it's open, right? 648 00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:51,458 Wow. It's pitch black in here. I'm gonna trip over my own feet. 649 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:53,595 Shh. Wait. There's something here. 650 00:34:57,799 --> 00:34:59,399 Yes, yes, yes! 651 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:02,937 This is it! Dominique's office! 652 00:35:02,971 --> 00:35:05,540 The engraving has to be here somewhere. 653 00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:07,307 This place is huge! 654 00:35:07,341 --> 00:35:10,344 Not like your apartment, where I'm clean out of box space. 655 00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:11,779 Help me look. Come on. 656 00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:23,024 (FARTING IN RHYTHM WITH SWISHING LIGHTSABER) 657 00:35:23,057 --> 00:35:25,125 (CHUCKLING) 658 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:26,894 I'm really good at that. 659 00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:34,602 Hmm. 660 00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:36,004 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 661 00:35:36,037 --> 00:35:37,505 Wow. 662 00:35:37,538 --> 00:35:40,975 The mummy from this sarcophagus must've been a real high roller! 663 00:35:41,009 --> 00:35:42,810 Ooh! I'm gonna take a selfie. 664 00:35:43,978 --> 00:35:46,346 That should get me a million likes. 665 00:35:48,816 --> 00:35:50,051 Huh? 666 00:35:50,084 --> 00:35:51,451 (GASPS) 667 00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:54,589 (WHIMPERING) 668 00:35:58,826 --> 00:36:00,995 (MUMMY SCREAMS) 669 00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:02,162 Tad! 670 00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:04,032 There's a mummy, and it's alive! 671 00:36:04,065 --> 00:36:05,800 That's impossible! Stop it! 672 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,579 I swear it was there. It opened its eyes and shouted "I'm gonna kill you!" 673 00:36:08,603 --> 00:36:11,039 Okay, it didn't shout that. But it was right there! 674 00:36:11,072 --> 00:36:13,775 Silence, mortals! 675 00:36:13,808 --> 00:36:16,911 Bow down before your pharaoh, 676 00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:18,913 Queen of the 18th Dynasty, 677 00:36:18,946 --> 00:36:23,518 adviser to Queen Nefertiti, aunt to Tutankhamun... 678 00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:28,221 I am Ra Amon Ah! 679 00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:31,324 Ramona? 680 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:35,830 What? No, no, no, no, no Ra Amon Ah. 681 00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:37,330 Wait. Let me do it again. 682 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:43,203 Your pharaoh, 18th Dynasty, aunt to Tutankhamun, 683 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:45,840 Ra Amon Ah! 684 00:36:46,774 --> 00:36:50,277 She just said Ramona, right? Sure did. Ramona. 685 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:53,280 No, no! It's got pauses in it. 686 00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,382 Wait, you're dead. 687 00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:57,417 Absolutely. I'm a mummy. 688 00:36:57,451 --> 00:36:58,820 (SCOFFS) Don't make me laugh. 689 00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:02,090 But sure I am! I'm an Incan mummy from Paititi. 690 00:37:02,123 --> 00:37:04,959 Even my name is Mummy. Enchante. 691 00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:06,426 Mummies are only Egyptian. 692 00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:09,897 You're just a stack of rotting bones and rancid bandages. 693 00:37:09,931 --> 00:37:11,566 Thanks. I get that a lot. 694 00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:14,202 What are you doing here? And how come you're alive? 695 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:17,972 Five centuries ago, a goat herder who was passing through my tomb 696 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:19,439 choked on a piece of date kernel 697 00:37:19,473 --> 00:37:22,677 and inadvertently uttered a spell that brought me back to life. 698 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,146 Years later, a French archaeologist discovered me 699 00:37:25,179 --> 00:37:28,315 and he left me locked up in here for my own safety, he said. 700 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,617 I feel you, sister. 701 00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:31,986 This guy had me shut in for more than two months! 702 00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:33,721 200 years for me. 703 00:37:33,755 --> 00:37:34,856 You win. Hang on. 704 00:37:34,889 --> 00:37:37,725 What French archaeologist? Was it Dominique? 705 00:37:37,759 --> 00:37:40,628 Yes, but I'm sorry to tell you, he died centuries ago. 706 00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:43,097 Yeah, we're looking for an engraving he left hidden here. 707 00:37:43,131 --> 00:37:44,899 You couldn't lend us a hand, could you? 708 00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:46,701 Lend you a hand? (SCOFFS) 709 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:49,971 What part of "pharaoh" did you not understand? 710 00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,371 (GASPS) 711 00:37:51,404 --> 00:37:52,573 (SQUAWKS) Hmm? 712 00:37:52,607 --> 00:37:55,810 God Horus, forgive me, my lord. 713 00:37:55,843 --> 00:37:58,946 I am not worthy of your magnificent presence. 714 00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:01,314 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 715 00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:03,151 Exactly! 716 00:38:03,184 --> 00:38:06,486 This is indeed Horus himself. 717 00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:08,321 Oh! What's that you say, Horus? 718 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:12,026 Oh! He orders you to help us. (SQUAWKS) 719 00:38:12,059 --> 00:38:13,795 You must do everything we say. 720 00:38:14,128 --> 00:38:15,196 (SNEEZES) 721 00:38:15,229 --> 00:38:16,597 (BARKS) 722 00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:19,967 He's nothing but a flying mutt. 723 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:23,571 My soldiers would have given you 50 lashes for that little charade. 724 00:38:23,604 --> 00:38:25,472 Oh! How I do miss them. 725 00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:26,974 Lash yourselves, then. 726 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:33,281 I'm so sorry. It's just that my friends are under a bit of a curse. 727 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,782 If you could just help me. Forget it. 728 00:38:34,816 --> 00:38:36,483 It's my bath time in rat's milk. 729 00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:39,287 I would prefer donkey bile, but one must make sacrifices. 730 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:43,356 Please. Without the engraving, we'll never find the Emerald Tablet. 731 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:46,426 The Emerald Tablet. Are you an archaeologist? 732 00:38:46,459 --> 00:38:48,563 RAMIREZ: Tad Stones, this is the police! Don't move! 733 00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:50,298 PICKLE: Hey, I'm running this operation. 734 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,234 Tad Stones, this is the police! Don't move! 735 00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:55,402 Are you an archaeologist, yes or no? 736 00:38:55,435 --> 00:38:58,806 He's the best archaeologist in the world! He found me. 737 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,874 PICKLE: Stones! 738 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,342 Wait there! 739 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:05,279 Here! Dominique built a way out. Hurry! 740 00:39:05,313 --> 00:39:07,315 (CREAKS OPEN) 741 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,116 Great! Quick, let's go. 742 00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:10,318 RAMONA: Hold on a minute. 743 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:12,485 I'm not going without my tub. 744 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,556 What? PICKLE: Stones! 745 00:39:15,590 --> 00:39:17,558 Okay, everyone in the tub! 746 00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:21,529 (GRUNTING) 747 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:25,733 (SCREAMS) 748 00:39:27,068 --> 00:39:30,370 (ALL YELLING) 749 00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:38,246 Okay, plebeians, now take me out of here. 750 00:39:38,279 --> 00:39:40,314 Whoa! (PEOPLE GROANING) 751 00:39:40,348 --> 00:39:41,849 PICKLE: Quick, don't let him escape! 752 00:39:46,254 --> 00:39:48,022 PICKLE: Stones! 753 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:49,422 Better hurry, darling. 754 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:50,825 He's mine. 755 00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:53,426 He's mine! 756 00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:55,730 (MOTOR REVVING) 757 00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:57,031 He's mine! 758 00:39:57,497 --> 00:39:58,933 He's not mine. 759 00:39:58,966 --> 00:40:01,903 They're escaping down the river in a motorized... bathtub? 760 00:40:01,936 --> 00:40:03,470 We need backup. 761 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:05,740 I think we've lost them. 762 00:40:05,773 --> 00:40:06,941 You mean them? 763 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,577 (BOAT HONKING) 764 00:40:09,944 --> 00:40:12,613 (YELLS) 765 00:40:16,584 --> 00:40:19,320 Put your foot down, Tad! I'm too young for prison. 766 00:40:19,353 --> 00:40:20,788 Nobody's going to prison. (WHIMPERS) 767 00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:22,890 Could you please look ahead, plebs? 768 00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:25,726 (SCREAMS) 769 00:40:30,031 --> 00:40:32,033 Stop that tub immediately! 770 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:34,802 (ALL SCREAMING) 771 00:40:38,906 --> 00:40:39,941 Watch out! 772 00:40:39,974 --> 00:40:41,509 (ALL SHUDDERING) 773 00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:47,915 ANNOUNCER: An historic moment in the final stage. 774 00:40:47,949 --> 00:40:52,219 At last, a Frenchman is set to win the Tour after nearly 40 years! 775 00:40:58,926 --> 00:41:00,728 (TAD WHIMPERS) 776 00:41:01,162 --> 00:41:02,163 (YELLS) 777 00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:08,002 ANNOUNCER: Come on, Jean Paul! The Tour is yours! 778 00:41:08,602 --> 00:41:11,172 (ANNOUNCER YELLING) 779 00:41:12,273 --> 00:41:14,041 Who's this guy? 780 00:41:14,075 --> 00:41:16,310 (EXCLAIMING) 781 00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:18,813 (ALL YELLING) 782 00:41:23,384 --> 00:41:27,855 It is an honor to reinaugurate this symbol of Paris and France herself. 783 00:41:27,888 --> 00:41:29,390 (BELL CLANGS) 784 00:41:29,423 --> 00:41:30,992 (GASPS) 785 00:41:31,025 --> 00:41:32,026 (CROWD MURMURING) 786 00:41:35,796 --> 00:41:37,064 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) At last! 787 00:41:37,565 --> 00:41:39,100 I think we lost them. 788 00:41:41,769 --> 00:41:44,705 Well, well, Mr. Stones, we meet again. 789 00:41:44,739 --> 00:41:47,108 No, not that guy again! 790 00:41:48,676 --> 00:41:50,644 Throwing down the gauntlet, are we? 791 00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:52,646 Driver, step on it. 792 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,116 We can't get by them. We have to turn back. 793 00:41:55,149 --> 00:41:57,118 (CLANGS) Huh? 794 00:41:57,151 --> 00:42:00,021 Don't worry, Ramirez, he'll turn first. 795 00:42:01,022 --> 00:42:03,491 What? Are you loco? We're going to crash! 796 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,726 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 797 00:42:08,062 --> 00:42:09,897 Exactly what I'm doing. 798 00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:14,301 Oh, I've never been more sure of anything. 799 00:42:14,335 --> 00:42:16,537 (ALL SCREAMING) 800 00:42:21,342 --> 00:42:22,476 Good job, Pickle. 801 00:42:22,511 --> 00:42:25,579 I've got him exactly where I wanted him. 802 00:42:31,152 --> 00:42:34,622 (CYCLIST YELLING ANGRILY) 803 00:42:37,491 --> 00:42:38,993 Oh, I think he likes us! 804 00:42:44,265 --> 00:42:45,966 Sorry. Maybe next year. 805 00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:58,612 Did I say I miss my soldiers? 806 00:42:58,646 --> 00:42:59,880 (TUB BURBLING) 807 00:42:59,914 --> 00:43:02,716 Wait, what about the tablet? We have to find it. 808 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,618 Oh, don't worry. I know how to get it. 809 00:43:04,652 --> 00:43:07,988 I'll help you if you do me a favor. 810 00:43:08,022 --> 00:43:09,590 Sure, anything. 811 00:43:09,623 --> 00:43:13,194 You're an archaeologist. Well, make me famous. 812 00:43:13,227 --> 00:43:16,397 Make sure my name goes down in all the history books. 813 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:20,267 Exhibit me in a museum and I'll take you to the tablet. 814 00:43:20,301 --> 00:43:21,669 Deal? 815 00:43:22,504 --> 00:43:23,704 Deal. 816 00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:26,707 (GROANS) 817 00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:30,244 Welcome to the team, buddy! 818 00:43:30,277 --> 00:43:31,378 Team? 819 00:43:31,412 --> 00:43:33,314 Let's be clear about this, darling. 820 00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:37,384 I am a pharaoh and you are my paltry servants. 821 00:43:38,152 --> 00:43:39,320 BOTH: Uh... 822 00:43:39,353 --> 00:43:42,990 Perfect! Dominique found a map that leads to the tablet. 823 00:43:43,023 --> 00:43:44,191 A map? Cool! 824 00:43:44,225 --> 00:43:47,962 It's not that easy. To reveal that map we need a key 825 00:43:47,995 --> 00:43:50,164 that's hidden in the Cataracts of the Nile. 826 00:43:50,197 --> 00:43:52,766 Egypt. With the police all over our trail... 827 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,512 At least they don't know where we're headed, right? 828 00:43:54,536 --> 00:43:56,313 We've got the element of surprise on our side. 829 00:43:56,337 --> 00:44:00,575 You heard it here first, Mummy fans! Next stop, Cataracts of the Nile. 830 00:44:00,609 --> 00:44:02,143 Let me introduce my team. 831 00:44:02,176 --> 00:44:05,514 We'll give you all the deets of the trip real soon, everybody. 832 00:44:05,547 --> 00:44:07,381 And uploaded! 833 00:44:07,414 --> 00:44:10,885 Ooh! It's exhausting always having to put on a happy face for the Stories. Huh? 834 00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:12,386 (STUTTERING) What have you done? 835 00:44:12,419 --> 00:44:15,456 I'm just feeding the Instazammers. 836 00:44:15,489 --> 00:44:16,766 (CELL PHONE SCREAMS) Oh! A new follower. 837 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:19,160 Agent Ramirez. Mexican! I'm gonna follow her back. 838 00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:21,328 (GRUNTS) 839 00:44:21,362 --> 00:44:22,396 (BARKS) 840 00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:23,831 No! 841 00:44:23,864 --> 00:44:26,100 They'll be waiting for us now! 842 00:44:26,133 --> 00:44:27,569 Oh, my selfies! 843 00:44:27,602 --> 00:44:29,970 (GASPS) (SCREAMS) 844 00:44:30,004 --> 00:44:31,972 Oh! The curse turns him into an Ammyt? 845 00:44:32,006 --> 00:44:32,873 What? 846 00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:34,609 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 847 00:44:34,643 --> 00:44:36,977 RAMONA: Head of a crocodile, body of a leopard, 848 00:44:37,011 --> 00:44:40,014 backside of a hippo. A typical underworld creature. 849 00:44:41,282 --> 00:44:43,618 (MUMMY YELLING) 850 00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:46,420 No! Mummy, Mummy, wait! Stop, stop, stop! 851 00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:49,924 (MUMMY SHRIEKING) 852 00:44:54,862 --> 00:44:56,697 Yep, it's an Ammyt. 853 00:44:56,730 --> 00:44:58,432 Be careful, they bite. 854 00:45:01,068 --> 00:45:03,871 (GROWLING) 855 00:45:05,806 --> 00:45:07,741 (TAD WHIMPERS) 856 00:45:07,775 --> 00:45:09,109 Mu... Mummy? 857 00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,212 (SNARLING) 858 00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:13,515 He can't hear you. He's an Ammyt now. 859 00:45:13,548 --> 00:45:15,249 So... so what do we do? 860 00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:17,885 (ROARS) (YELLS) 861 00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:19,220 Ammyts like to be entertained. 862 00:45:19,253 --> 00:45:21,222 But careful, don't put your head into his mouth. 863 00:45:21,255 --> 00:45:23,724 Why would I want to put my head into his mouth? 864 00:45:23,757 --> 00:45:27,761 (CHUCKLING) Well, it's not what you want. It's what he wants! 865 00:45:27,795 --> 00:45:29,664 Ammyts love playing with heads. 866 00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:31,165 What? 867 00:45:31,198 --> 00:45:32,701 (GROWLING) 868 00:45:32,733 --> 00:45:34,536 (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 869 00:45:34,569 --> 00:45:36,470 Come on, darling. He's coming. 870 00:45:36,504 --> 00:45:40,741 But, but, but how do I entertain an Ammyt? Just do anything. 871 00:45:41,175 --> 00:45:42,644 (GROWLING) 872 00:45:42,677 --> 00:45:44,245 So, entertain him? 873 00:45:44,278 --> 00:45:46,548 Dancing... Dancing is entertaining. 874 00:45:46,581 --> 00:45:47,616 (GASPS) 875 00:45:47,649 --> 00:45:48,717 (HUMMING LIVELY TUNE) 876 00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:49,950 What the... 877 00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:52,253 (CONTINUES HUMMING) 878 00:45:53,487 --> 00:45:56,056 (SNARLS) (CONTINUES HUMMING) 879 00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:58,425 What are you... (GROANS) 880 00:46:00,027 --> 00:46:03,030 He's gonna eat me. He's gonna eat me! 881 00:46:03,063 --> 00:46:05,099 (SCREAMS) 882 00:46:05,132 --> 00:46:06,934 (SQUEAKING) 883 00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:09,937 (PANTING) 884 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:12,540 Where's the chicken? Where's the little chickie? 885 00:46:12,574 --> 00:46:14,108 That's my boy. 886 00:46:14,141 --> 00:46:15,809 Oh, good boy. 887 00:46:16,143 --> 00:46:17,478 Fetch! 888 00:46:17,512 --> 00:46:19,446 (BARKING) (SIGHS SOFTLY) 889 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,383 Monsters of the underworld. They're just like puppies. 890 00:46:26,387 --> 00:46:28,355 He's turning back into Mummy. 891 00:46:29,624 --> 00:46:31,559 RAMONA: Well, at least most of him. 892 00:46:33,027 --> 00:46:35,062 What... what just happened? 893 00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:36,397 Huh? 894 00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:39,166 I don't usually meddle in such plebeian matters, 895 00:46:39,199 --> 00:46:42,803 but these curses get permanent if you don't cure them soon. 896 00:46:42,836 --> 00:46:45,540 You should get a move on finding that tablet. 897 00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:55,215 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 898 00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:56,450 (GASPS) 899 00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:02,256 Tad Stones strikes again. First Chicago, now Paris. 900 00:47:02,289 --> 00:47:03,824 French police have joined the hunt 901 00:47:03,857 --> 00:47:06,327 for the dangerous criminal known as Tad Stones. 902 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:11,498 Vampires, zombies, extraterrestrials. Do they live among us? 903 00:47:14,435 --> 00:47:17,672 Oh. Some people just want to see the world burn. 904 00:47:17,706 --> 00:47:19,173 (SNEEZES) 905 00:47:19,808 --> 00:47:21,442 Pickle, you should see this. 906 00:47:21,475 --> 00:47:25,747 Oh, I want to nab that Stones so bad and use the death touch on him. 907 00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:28,425 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) Listen, they're headed for the Cataracts of the Nile. 908 00:47:28,449 --> 00:47:30,451 We should notify... The death touch, Ramirez. 909 00:47:30,484 --> 00:47:32,787 It's the first thing they teach you at the CIA. 910 00:47:32,821 --> 00:47:36,924 A little pinch direct to a vital organ and the enemy drops unconscious. 911 00:47:36,957 --> 00:47:38,626 Would you listen to me? 912 00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:40,861 And you can't eat in here. 913 00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:42,363 (MOUTH FULL) Oh, really? 914 00:47:44,498 --> 00:47:45,800 Solved. 915 00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:47,101 (SNEEZES LOUDLY) 916 00:47:47,134 --> 00:47:48,435 (FOOD THUDS) (GASPS) 917 00:47:48,469 --> 00:47:49,870 Oh... 918 00:47:51,105 --> 00:47:52,841 RAMONA: This is humiliating! 919 00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:55,242 A pharaoh traveling with such commoners. 920 00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:58,145 MUMMY: So exciting! We're going to the land of the mummies. 921 00:47:58,178 --> 00:47:59,547 I'm gonna feel right at home. 922 00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:02,550 RAMONA: For the fifth time, you are not a mummy! 923 00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:05,986 With a tail like that, you look more like a crocodile of the Nile. 924 00:48:06,019 --> 00:48:07,054 MUMMY: Awesome! 925 00:48:07,087 --> 00:48:09,256 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 926 00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:23,872 Come on, Tad, 927 00:48:23,904 --> 00:48:26,173 what were you looking for here? 928 00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:38,686 This symbol... 929 00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:43,858 It's the seal of Hermes. 930 00:48:43,892 --> 00:48:45,392 What are you doing here? 931 00:48:45,426 --> 00:48:48,596 I wasn't gonna leave my best friend alone in this. 932 00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:49,930 Otto! 933 00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:55,969 Napoleon ordered all traces of the tablet be destroyed 934 00:48:56,003 --> 00:48:57,772 but Dominique kept an engraving, 935 00:48:57,806 --> 00:49:00,508 and I'm sure it's here in this office. 936 00:49:01,975 --> 00:49:03,977 Why is Tad looking for the tablet? 937 00:49:04,011 --> 00:49:06,881 The sarcophagus he opened was protected by a curse. 938 00:49:06,915 --> 00:49:08,415 He needs the tablet to break it. 939 00:49:08,449 --> 00:49:09,751 Tad's cursed? 940 00:49:09,784 --> 00:49:12,152 If we follow the tablet, we'll find him. 941 00:49:12,854 --> 00:49:14,689 (CLICKS) (CLANKS) 942 00:49:15,623 --> 00:49:17,224 I just want to help you. 943 00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:28,837 A location in the desert. In Egypt. 944 00:49:28,870 --> 00:49:32,206 That's it! The tablet is there! That's where Tad is heading! 945 00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,942 He didn't find this clue. 946 00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:35,409 He found this office. 947 00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:38,378 I'm sure he must have discovered another way of getting there. 948 00:49:40,548 --> 00:49:43,718 I think we're gonna need some help with these hieroglyphics. 949 00:49:43,751 --> 00:49:46,253 I think you know who to call. 950 00:49:51,024 --> 00:49:54,394 Guys, we're going to Egypt! 951 00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:58,198 MUMMY: And for your information, 952 00:49:58,232 --> 00:50:00,300 Incas also have mummies. 953 00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,236 RAMONA: Well, I guess you are not one of them. 954 00:50:02,269 --> 00:50:04,404 (MUMMY SCREAMS) TAD: Please, don't start again. 955 00:50:04,438 --> 00:50:07,909 MUMMY: I'm sorry, but this stuck-up old broad is making me nervous. 956 00:50:07,942 --> 00:50:10,645 And when I get nervous, I... Oh, no. Oh! 957 00:50:11,546 --> 00:50:12,780 TAD: No. No. No! 958 00:50:12,814 --> 00:50:14,414 (MUMMY FARTS) 959 00:50:14,448 --> 00:50:16,216 (ALL SCREAMING) 960 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:19,754 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Please fasten your seatbelts. We're experiencing some turbulence. 961 00:50:42,610 --> 00:50:45,613 (SNORING) 962 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:50,885 You know, um, 963 00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:53,086 I've been thinking about it, 964 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:56,791 and I can't bring to mind any Pharaoh Ramona. 965 00:50:56,824 --> 00:50:59,527 That's because it's Ra Amon Ah. 966 00:50:59,561 --> 00:51:03,497 And nobody remembers me because I only reigned for three days. 967 00:51:04,032 --> 00:51:06,233 Why? What happened? 968 00:51:06,734 --> 00:51:08,068 Well, you know, 969 00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:11,305 your typical jealous cousin who puts a scorpion in your bed... 970 00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:13,575 so he can steal your throne. 971 00:51:13,608 --> 00:51:16,644 And nobody wrote your name in the history books? 972 00:51:16,678 --> 00:51:21,081 Nothing but a line in one of those interminable lists of pharaohs. 973 00:51:21,716 --> 00:51:22,884 (SIGHS) 974 00:51:22,917 --> 00:51:27,387 I was destined to be the greatest pharaoh of all time, 975 00:51:27,421 --> 00:51:30,257 but I ended up doomed to oblivion. 976 00:51:34,829 --> 00:51:36,496 I know how you feel. 977 00:51:37,966 --> 00:51:40,367 What would you know, plebeian? 978 00:51:43,037 --> 00:51:45,840 Get ready. We're getting close now. 979 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:14,636 OMG. That's lit! 980 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,474 So where's the key buried? 981 00:52:20,508 --> 00:52:24,277 The key isn't buried. It's in the cave behind the waterfall. 982 00:52:24,311 --> 00:52:27,314 Don't worry, buddy. We'll find it in no time. 983 00:52:27,347 --> 00:52:30,818 No, you stay here, okay? You've done enough already. 984 00:52:34,321 --> 00:52:36,256 (SNIFFING) (CHITTERING ANGRILY) 985 00:52:37,058 --> 00:52:38,291 (GROANS) 986 00:52:38,325 --> 00:52:41,596 Life is such a drag without your cell phone. 987 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:20,233 What? 988 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:36,316 Well, Sara, Freaktoria, 989 00:53:36,349 --> 00:53:39,987 according to the symbols, this is the place. 990 00:53:41,055 --> 00:53:42,857 We did it, Tangerine. 991 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:46,961 TAD: Hey! 992 00:53:47,862 --> 00:53:49,864 Are you sure this is a key? 993 00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:54,334 PICKLE: Tad Stones! Don't move! (GASPS) 994 00:53:55,770 --> 00:53:57,071 Come on. 995 00:53:57,105 --> 00:54:01,709 Look, this has been a big misunderstanding. I'm, uh, I'm innocent. 996 00:54:01,743 --> 00:54:07,081 We know. Don't worry. Come with us and we'll clear everything up. 997 00:54:07,115 --> 00:54:11,219 He's taking the bait. That crook is gonna rot in jail. 998 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:13,121 Your megaphone is still on. 999 00:54:13,154 --> 00:54:17,324 What? What do you mean, my megaphone is... Mother of... 1000 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:18,593 (GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION) 1001 00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:19,994 Open fire! 1002 00:54:20,027 --> 00:54:21,361 Whoa! Ow! 1003 00:54:21,394 --> 00:54:24,632 Take cover! Let's go! 1004 00:54:24,665 --> 00:54:29,804 No! Stop, don't shoot! Hold your fire! We just want to detain him. 1005 00:54:29,837 --> 00:54:32,573 Tad, come out and I promise you a fair trial. 1006 00:54:32,607 --> 00:54:35,643 Fair, my backside! He destroyed the Mona Lisa. 1007 00:54:35,676 --> 00:54:37,612 (STUTTERS) What did you do to the Mona Lisa? 1008 00:54:37,645 --> 00:54:40,782 I fixed it. All that ambiguity was unbearable. 1009 00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:45,052 You destroyed the most important piece of art in history? 1010 00:54:45,086 --> 00:54:46,554 Uh... 1011 00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:49,489 I'm sick of this! This is all your fault. 1012 00:54:49,524 --> 00:54:52,292 If you had just stayed at home, none of this would have happened. 1013 00:54:52,325 --> 00:54:54,962 But we're a team. We're not a team! 1014 00:54:54,996 --> 00:54:58,298 You're only here because I have to break that curse and cure you. 1015 00:54:58,331 --> 00:55:02,537 If it wasn't for you, I'd be on a real expedition looking for the tablet. 1016 00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:04,038 You're just a burden! 1017 00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:05,940 (SPLUTTERS) 1018 00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:07,975 There, now you've done it. 1019 00:55:09,076 --> 00:55:10,443 Now what's going on? 1020 00:55:14,314 --> 00:55:16,050 (ROARS) 1021 00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:17,084 What the... 1022 00:55:22,924 --> 00:55:25,425 No, no, not now! (GRUNTS) 1023 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:29,030 Yes, now! He's our ticket out of here. Hurry! 1024 00:55:29,063 --> 00:55:30,898 (SNARLING) 1025 00:55:40,074 --> 00:55:41,943 (ROARS) 1026 00:55:45,613 --> 00:55:47,148 What the hell was that? 1027 00:55:47,181 --> 00:55:50,284 It's an alien. The flying kind. 1028 00:55:50,318 --> 00:55:53,287 No one has discovered alien life. 1029 00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:55,790 That's what they want you to think. 1030 00:55:58,358 --> 00:56:01,095 (TAD AND RAMONA SCREAMING) 1031 00:56:01,128 --> 00:56:02,630 TAD: How do you stop this thing? 1032 00:56:02,663 --> 00:56:06,000 It's not an elephant. You can't stop it. 1033 00:56:10,805 --> 00:56:14,407 Come on, guys, let's hit these babies. 1034 00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:17,612 I'm not sure about this. There's no sign of Tad here. 1035 00:56:17,645 --> 00:56:20,581 The fragment shines like never before. It has to be here. 1036 00:56:20,615 --> 00:56:22,817 Tangerine, I can feel it! 1037 00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:26,888 Sorry, wrong chakra. 1038 00:56:30,258 --> 00:56:32,392 (SNORTS) 1039 00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:33,961 We're losing altitude! 1040 00:56:36,130 --> 00:56:37,531 I don't get it. 1041 00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:40,902 Why didn't Sara tell us Victoria was on the expedition? 1042 00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:44,471 Because we wouldn't be here. She's completely nuts. 1043 00:56:44,505 --> 00:56:47,041 If we find the tablet, let's keep it away from her 1044 00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:50,311 or she'll invoke some freak spirit to kick our butts. 1045 00:56:50,344 --> 00:56:52,113 (ALL CHUCKLING) 1046 00:56:52,146 --> 00:56:54,282 Victoria found the clue that brought us here. 1047 00:56:54,315 --> 00:56:56,183 You should show a bit more respect. 1048 00:56:56,217 --> 00:56:59,954 Sara, you know we would do anything for a decent discovery, 1049 00:56:59,987 --> 00:57:01,454 but we don't trust her. 1050 00:57:01,488 --> 00:57:02,990 This is gonna be a waste of time. 1051 00:57:03,024 --> 00:57:07,494 I know I'm right. The tablet is in there, right, Tangerine? 1052 00:57:07,528 --> 00:57:10,598 We'll know when we see what's behind that rock. 1053 00:57:23,010 --> 00:57:23,978 So where's the tablet? 1054 00:57:24,011 --> 00:57:26,614 As I said, it's all a waste of time. 1055 00:57:26,647 --> 00:57:28,849 No, I don't understand it. 1056 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:31,686 It's the place that Dominique said. There must be something here. 1057 00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:33,854 That's what happens when you listen to someone 1058 00:57:33,888 --> 00:57:37,425 who thinks she can have coffee and a chat with Christopher Columbus. 1059 00:57:41,395 --> 00:57:42,430 Nothing. 1060 00:57:42,462 --> 00:57:45,399 Perfect. Thanks for nothing! 1061 00:57:45,433 --> 00:57:47,835 No, no, no. This can't be right. 1062 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:51,505 (SNORTS) 1063 00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:54,208 (GROANS) 1064 00:57:54,241 --> 00:57:56,310 TAD: No, no! Slower! 1065 00:57:56,344 --> 00:57:57,979 We're gonna crash! (SCREAMING) 1066 00:57:58,012 --> 00:57:59,547 TAD: Hold on! (SCREAMING) 1067 00:58:01,015 --> 00:58:03,217 (MUMMY GROANS) 1068 00:58:05,586 --> 00:58:08,689 TAD: I am never flying again. 1069 00:58:10,091 --> 00:58:11,491 Everyone okay? 1070 00:58:11,525 --> 00:58:14,428 I've had better days. But also worse ones. 1071 00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:16,163 All of them with you. 1072 00:58:17,365 --> 00:58:18,599 Where's Mummy? 1073 00:58:20,368 --> 00:58:21,402 Mummy! 1074 00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:23,671 Mummy. Mummy, are you okay? 1075 00:58:24,171 --> 00:58:26,007 What happened? 1076 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,243 Oh! My legs! My beautiful dancer's legs! 1077 00:58:29,276 --> 00:58:31,312 (BARKS) 1078 00:58:31,345 --> 00:58:32,546 (SQUAWKS) 1079 00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:37,651 Don't worry, Beljeff. You'll get your body back soon. 1080 00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:39,754 Oh, come on, Mummy, there's no time to... 1081 00:58:42,156 --> 00:58:43,457 Mummy? 1082 00:58:43,491 --> 00:58:45,593 I'm leaving! Enough! 1083 00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:49,063 I don't want to be a "burden" on anyone! 1084 00:58:49,096 --> 00:58:52,666 No! I'm gonna look for the tablet myself! 1085 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,668 Wait! Wait! Hold on! 1086 00:58:54,702 --> 00:58:57,705 I didn't mean what I said before. Really. I... 1087 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,543 Hey, hey, where do you think you're going? We had a deal. 1088 00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:05,613 Look, darling, I don't think you can hold up your end of the bargain. 1089 00:59:05,646 --> 00:59:10,384 No! You can't leave us stranded here. We don't even know how to use this. 1090 00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:14,622 As Osiris said to Horus, "If you see me, don't say hi". 1091 00:59:18,325 --> 00:59:20,995 Do it for Mummy. Please. 1092 00:59:27,868 --> 00:59:29,103 (SIGHS) 1093 00:59:30,271 --> 00:59:32,106 (BEEPING) 1094 00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:35,242 We're near. 1095 00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:44,852 How is that possible? They're all here together. 1096 00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:47,121 That's where the prism will reveal the map. 1097 00:59:47,154 --> 00:59:50,157 The monster brought us where we have to use the prism? 1098 00:59:50,191 --> 00:59:51,659 This can't be a coincidence. 1099 00:59:51,692 --> 00:59:54,228 MUMMY: Oh, so I'm a monster now. Uh... 1100 00:59:54,261 --> 00:59:56,097 Shh! No, not "Shh!" 1101 00:59:56,130 --> 01:00:01,135 The tablet wants to be found, darling. It will manipulate anyone to do just that. 1102 01:00:01,836 --> 01:00:04,105 I need to enter that cave. 1103 01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:05,973 Oh, really? 1104 01:00:06,006 --> 01:00:08,742 And how do you intend to do that? Those guys hate you. 1105 01:00:08,776 --> 01:00:10,945 They hate you, too? How many lashes are you owed? 1106 01:00:10,978 --> 01:00:13,447 They'll call the cops the minute they lay eyes on you. 1107 01:00:13,481 --> 01:00:15,082 (STUTTERING) Will you just listen? 1108 01:00:15,116 --> 01:00:17,685 We need to distract them to get in that cave. 1109 01:00:17,718 --> 01:00:18,986 (CAMEL GRUNTS) 1110 01:00:20,354 --> 01:00:23,157 I've got an idea. But we'll have to work as a team. 1111 01:00:23,190 --> 01:00:25,759 Oh! So we're a team now. 1112 01:00:25,793 --> 01:00:29,230 Well, I can't. I'm not feeling good. I have a cough. 1113 01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:30,464 (FAKE COUGHING) 1114 01:00:30,498 --> 01:00:32,366 You do get to go in disguise. 1115 01:00:33,634 --> 01:00:34,768 Go on. 1116 01:00:34,802 --> 01:00:36,437 Count me out. That's not for me, darling. 1117 01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:40,307 Those guys are the most prestigious archaeologists in the world. 1118 01:00:40,341 --> 01:00:43,911 How do you think they'll react when they set eyes on the lost pharaoh? 1119 01:00:44,546 --> 01:00:45,580 Go on. 1120 01:00:45,614 --> 01:00:46,981 The most important thing: 1121 01:00:47,014 --> 01:00:50,684 No matter what happens, don't let anyone see you move. 1122 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,455 VICTORIA: Come on, come on! 1123 01:00:54,488 --> 01:00:56,591 There's got to be something we're missing. 1124 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:58,726 Okay, guys, we're leaving. 1125 01:00:58,759 --> 01:01:03,532 I am gonna make sure that the whole world knows you're a fraud. 1126 01:01:03,565 --> 01:01:06,100 Guys, did anyone order pizza? 1127 01:01:11,105 --> 01:01:14,576 (IN DISGUISED VOICE) Hello, hello, friends! How are you all? 1128 01:01:14,609 --> 01:01:16,645 I am a desert bedbug. 1129 01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:18,179 RAMONA: (WHISPERING) Bedouin. 1130 01:01:18,212 --> 01:01:19,581 Uh, Bedouin. (CHUCKLING) 1131 01:01:19,614 --> 01:01:24,118 I have been wandering many miles, accompanied only by my parrot. 1132 01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:25,186 (SQUAWKS) 1133 01:01:25,219 --> 01:01:26,555 (BARKS) 1134 01:01:26,588 --> 01:01:28,789 My dog. (CHUCKLES) 1135 01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:30,625 Oh! You're archaeologists. 1136 01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:32,393 What an unexpected coincidence. 1137 01:01:32,426 --> 01:01:35,963 Perhaps you may be interested in my great find. 1138 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:38,332 The Queen of the 18th Dynasty, 1139 01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:43,103 adviser to Queen Nefertiti, aunt to Tutankhamun... 1140 01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:46,874 Ra Amon Ah! 1141 01:01:48,409 --> 01:01:49,410 Ramona? 1142 01:01:49,443 --> 01:01:52,246 No, no, no. Ramona only to her closest friends. 1143 01:01:52,279 --> 01:01:55,849 It is Ra Amon Ah. It's got pauses in it. 1144 01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:58,786 Hmm. What do we have here? 1145 01:02:00,788 --> 01:02:03,692 Looks like the seal of the 18th Dynasty, right, guys? 1146 01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:05,068 BRIAN: Yeah, sure. ANN: Mind-blowing! 1147 01:02:05,092 --> 01:02:06,452 BRIAN: And look at those ornaments! 1148 01:02:13,334 --> 01:02:15,102 SARA: Tad? (YELPS) 1149 01:02:15,869 --> 01:02:17,738 Sara, what are you doing here? 1150 01:02:17,771 --> 01:02:20,374 I've been looking across half the world for you. 1151 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:22,577 Are you okay? Did the curse infect you? 1152 01:02:22,611 --> 01:02:26,914 No, it's not me, Sara, but the curse hit Mummy and Beljeff. 1153 01:02:26,947 --> 01:02:29,584 Beljeff? Uh, that's a long story. 1154 01:02:29,618 --> 01:02:32,721 But look, Sara, with this prism we'll be able to find... 1155 01:02:32,753 --> 01:02:34,288 The Emerald Tablet! 1156 01:02:34,689 --> 01:02:36,056 It's a key! 1157 01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:51,839 (RUMBLING) 1158 01:02:56,477 --> 01:02:58,178 Sara, the map! 1159 01:03:01,482 --> 01:03:03,350 There's the Emerald Tablet! 1160 01:03:03,384 --> 01:03:04,918 In the Great Pyramid? 1161 01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:07,921 Underneath it. Cheops built it to cover it. 1162 01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:11,158 The pyramid isn't a tomb, it's a slab. 1163 01:03:12,727 --> 01:03:14,763 Tad, this is an amazing discovery. 1164 01:03:14,795 --> 01:03:16,531 It's your discovery. 1165 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:22,303 You're right. This is my discovery. 1166 01:03:23,470 --> 01:03:25,105 Tad? 1167 01:03:25,139 --> 01:03:27,776 And if you take this jewel of the Nile, 1168 01:03:27,808 --> 01:03:30,177 I will gladly throw in a light saber. 1169 01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:31,278 TAD: Hey! 1170 01:03:32,514 --> 01:03:33,782 What's up, guys? 1171 01:03:33,814 --> 01:03:35,015 (GROANS) 1172 01:03:35,049 --> 01:03:36,785 (IN NORMAL VOICE) But what are you do... 1173 01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:40,789 (IN DISGUISED VOICE) What are you doing here, stranger who I do not know at all? 1174 01:03:40,821 --> 01:03:43,857 Anyone here looking for the Emerald Tablet? 1175 01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:45,426 Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1176 01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:47,861 You've got some nerve showing up here, buddy! 1177 01:03:47,895 --> 01:03:49,430 Call the cops. 1178 01:03:49,463 --> 01:03:50,931 No, guys, wait! 1179 01:03:50,964 --> 01:03:52,833 How do you call the cops here? Is it 911? 1180 01:03:52,866 --> 01:03:54,803 What? No, that's in the U.S.! 1181 01:03:54,835 --> 01:03:57,338 Guys, I found the map. The tablet is real! 1182 01:03:57,371 --> 01:03:58,972 (IN NORMAL VOICE) But what are you doing? 1183 01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:01,509 Hey, who on earth are you? 1184 01:04:01,543 --> 01:04:04,478 (ALL GASPING) 1185 01:04:04,978 --> 01:04:06,447 What's that? Gross! 1186 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,750 Hey, show some respect, you little brat. 1187 01:04:08,783 --> 01:04:10,451 Hey, who you calling a brat? 1188 01:04:10,484 --> 01:04:13,287 Got it. Hello, police? We have Tad, the terrorist. 1189 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:16,990 I'm a cursed 500-year-old mummy, so respect your elders. 1190 01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:18,292 ANN: So gross! SARA: Stop it! 1191 01:04:19,493 --> 01:04:20,928 Tad's telling the truth. 1192 01:04:20,961 --> 01:04:23,330 Get in and see for yourselves. 1193 01:04:26,735 --> 01:04:29,236 It's true. The map. 1194 01:04:29,269 --> 01:04:32,741 Uh... Can we get it now? Something's wrong. 1195 01:04:32,774 --> 01:04:34,743 Let's move, guys. We need to get the tablet. 1196 01:04:34,776 --> 01:04:38,680 You're not going anywhere, Stones! You're still a danger to archaeology. 1197 01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:40,080 The police are on their way. 1198 01:04:40,114 --> 01:04:41,750 But we need to cure my friend. 1199 01:04:41,783 --> 01:04:45,787 I'm afraid this is the end of the journey for all of you. 1200 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:47,488 What? 1201 01:04:47,522 --> 01:04:51,325 Your friend will be the first being of the new world that I shall rule 1202 01:04:51,358 --> 01:04:53,661 once I have the Emerald Tablet. 1203 01:04:53,695 --> 01:04:56,163 Okay, that's it, Freaktoria. 1204 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,632 (GASPS) 1205 01:04:57,665 --> 01:05:02,403 I shall fill the cities with spirits, fantastical creatures, spells. 1206 01:05:02,436 --> 01:05:05,239 And then all of you shall be the freaks. 1207 01:05:05,272 --> 01:05:06,273 Victoria. 1208 01:05:06,306 --> 01:05:08,877 It's not her, Sara. The tablet has possessed her! 1209 01:05:08,909 --> 01:05:10,444 What? The piece on the diary. 1210 01:05:10,477 --> 01:05:13,480 Nobody will ever laugh at Victoria Moon! 1211 01:05:13,515 --> 01:05:14,549 Don't let them escape! 1212 01:05:14,982 --> 01:05:17,351 (ALL PANTING) 1213 01:05:17,384 --> 01:05:19,119 (ALL YELL) 1214 01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:22,624 No, no, no! 1215 01:05:23,792 --> 01:05:24,992 Help me! 1216 01:05:25,025 --> 01:05:27,428 (GRUNTING) 1217 01:05:27,461 --> 01:05:31,298 Oh! What I wouldn't give for some scarab beetle hummus. 1218 01:05:31,331 --> 01:05:32,366 (SQUAWKS) 1219 01:05:36,069 --> 01:05:38,338 Ensure they don't get away. 1220 01:05:40,374 --> 01:05:43,177 (ENGINE REVVING) 1221 01:05:44,011 --> 01:05:46,013 (BOTH GRUNTING) Come on, help me! 1222 01:05:46,046 --> 01:05:48,348 Come on, guys. Brushes, quick! 1223 01:05:48,382 --> 01:05:51,920 Brush for dust. Brush for sand. Brush for rocks. 1224 01:05:51,952 --> 01:05:54,321 Enough with the brushes! Just move the rocks! 1225 01:05:54,354 --> 01:05:56,691 Okay, okay! He's so bossy. 1226 01:06:06,801 --> 01:06:08,536 Hurry, we're nearly there. 1227 01:06:09,938 --> 01:06:11,371 (GASPS) 1228 01:06:13,006 --> 01:06:14,274 Don't move, Tad. 1229 01:06:15,476 --> 01:06:17,010 (GROANS) 1230 01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:26,220 It's dark, oh, it's so dark... 1231 01:06:26,253 --> 01:06:28,021 Please be careful with him. 1232 01:06:28,055 --> 01:06:30,491 Well, well, the gang are all here. 1233 01:06:30,525 --> 01:06:32,125 This is a big mistake. You have... 1234 01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:34,829 Robbing mummies from the Egyptian government, huh? 1235 01:06:34,863 --> 01:06:36,664 Checkmate, Mr. Stones. 1236 01:06:36,698 --> 01:06:40,234 Or should I say Alien Stones? 1237 01:06:40,267 --> 01:06:41,936 Please, just listen to me. 1238 01:06:41,970 --> 01:06:45,940 You thought you'd get away with it, but you forgot my superior intelligence. 1239 01:06:45,974 --> 01:06:49,611 And an anonymous phone call from this guy that tipped you off. 1240 01:06:49,644 --> 01:06:50,812 That, too. 1241 01:06:50,845 --> 01:06:51,880 That was us! 1242 01:06:51,913 --> 01:06:53,247 Listen, there's a crazy lady 1243 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,291 that's gonna cause the end of the world as we know it! 1244 01:06:55,315 --> 01:06:58,018 Silence! Or I'll give you all the death touch. 1245 01:06:58,051 --> 01:07:00,020 Take that mummy to the museum in Athens. 1246 01:07:00,053 --> 01:07:02,289 Cairo. Well, that's what I said. 1247 01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:04,157 And the rest, lock them all up! 1248 01:07:04,191 --> 01:07:06,293 Including that guy in the disguise. 1249 01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:08,161 Not this one. He looks nice. 1250 01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:10,765 Okay, let's get moving! 1251 01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:12,600 They can't arrest us now, Sara. 1252 01:07:12,634 --> 01:07:16,036 Don't do anything now, Tad. Not until we get to explain all this. 1253 01:07:16,069 --> 01:07:18,472 Mummy doesn't have that much time left. 1254 01:07:18,506 --> 01:07:19,641 Tad! 1255 01:07:19,674 --> 01:07:23,043 You have to release us! The end of the world is nigh! 1256 01:07:23,076 --> 01:07:24,712 Mummy! Let him go! Get back over here. 1257 01:07:24,746 --> 01:07:27,147 TAD: Mummy, I'm gonna save you, you hear me? 1258 01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:28,492 I'm gonna save you! (GUARDS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1259 01:07:28,516 --> 01:07:30,752 Please, I have to save my friend. 1260 01:07:32,754 --> 01:07:33,855 Mummy! 1261 01:07:33,888 --> 01:07:35,188 (TAD GROANS) 1262 01:07:48,335 --> 01:07:52,540 What is it, darling? Haven't you ever seen a living mummy before? 1263 01:07:53,908 --> 01:07:56,109 You're Ra Amon Ah. 1264 01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:58,580 Queen of the 18th Dynasty. 1265 01:07:58,613 --> 01:07:59,814 (GASPS) 1266 01:08:01,481 --> 01:08:02,482 (SARA GASPS) 1267 01:08:04,519 --> 01:08:07,387 (STRAINING) I... can't breathe. 1268 01:08:08,790 --> 01:08:09,924 Sorry. 1269 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:11,726 (TAD GROANS) 1270 01:08:11,759 --> 01:08:14,094 My head. Tad, are you okay? 1271 01:08:14,963 --> 01:08:17,665 Yeah. What about Mummy? 1272 01:08:18,866 --> 01:08:21,401 He's getting worse and worse. 1273 01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:30,377 Let's move. We have to get out of here and find the tablet before it's too late. 1274 01:08:31,012 --> 01:08:32,212 TAD: No. 1275 01:08:33,581 --> 01:08:34,649 Go without me. 1276 01:08:35,349 --> 01:08:36,383 What? 1277 01:08:37,351 --> 01:08:40,888 I'm not just a danger to archaeology, 1278 01:08:40,922 --> 01:08:43,591 I'm a danger to everyone around me. 1279 01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,192 That's not true. 1280 01:08:45,225 --> 01:08:50,163 If I hadn't got obsessed with showing what a great archaeologist I am, 1281 01:08:50,197 --> 01:08:52,265 we wouldn't even be in this mess. 1282 01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:57,105 I'm only good for getting people in trouble. 1283 01:08:57,137 --> 01:08:59,507 It's better I stay locked up in here. 1284 01:09:05,546 --> 01:09:07,882 (MUMMY GROANING) 1285 01:09:07,915 --> 01:09:09,449 You're... 1286 01:09:17,025 --> 01:09:18,626 You're 1287 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,360 the best 1288 01:09:20,862 --> 01:09:23,631 archaeologist 1289 01:09:23,665 --> 01:09:25,700 in the world. 1290 01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:26,801 (CHICKEN SQUEAKS) 1291 01:09:26,834 --> 01:09:29,202 You found me. 1292 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,479 Mummy, 1293 01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:42,116 please forgive me. 1294 01:09:42,150 --> 01:09:45,352 Tad, I already did. 1295 01:09:46,554 --> 01:09:47,822 Not for that. 1296 01:09:48,556 --> 01:09:50,058 (SIGHS WEARILY) 1297 01:09:50,091 --> 01:09:51,458 For this. 1298 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,628 (CHICKEN SQUEAKS) 1299 01:09:54,461 --> 01:09:55,295 (GROWLS) 1300 01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:56,831 RYU: Come on, we have to turn back! 1301 01:09:56,864 --> 01:09:59,767 She's actually gonna invoke a monster to kick our butts! 1302 01:09:59,801 --> 01:10:02,502 This sounds very weird. We should interrogate them, Pickle. 1303 01:10:02,537 --> 01:10:04,572 They're trying to twist your mind, Ramirez. 1304 01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:06,306 Don't buy all that. (SQUEAKS) 1305 01:10:07,141 --> 01:10:08,643 (SQUEAKS) 1306 01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:10,178 (SQUEAKING) 1307 01:10:10,210 --> 01:10:11,612 What the... 1308 01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:13,280 (ROARS) 1309 01:10:14,816 --> 01:10:17,384 (ROARING) (ALL SCREAMING) 1310 01:10:20,722 --> 01:10:22,355 (GROANING WEAKLY) 1311 01:10:23,858 --> 01:10:24,859 (GRUNTS) 1312 01:10:26,194 --> 01:10:27,962 Hold on, Mummy! 1313 01:10:27,995 --> 01:10:29,362 Quick, Tad! 1314 01:10:30,164 --> 01:10:31,231 (GRUNTS) 1315 01:10:31,264 --> 01:10:32,466 (MUMMY GROANS) 1316 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:35,737 Get in! There's no time! 1317 01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:39,974 They're going to give me my very own room in the museum at Cairo. 1318 01:10:40,007 --> 01:10:42,442 What? You can't leave us now. 1319 01:10:42,476 --> 01:10:45,546 I've been waiting 3,000 years for this moment. 1320 01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:47,782 You know how much this means. 1321 01:10:49,217 --> 01:10:51,686 Quickly! You have to cure Mummy. 1322 01:10:54,622 --> 01:10:57,925 Remember, don't let anyone see you move. 1323 01:11:00,561 --> 01:11:04,532 Best of luck, Ra Amon Ah. 1324 01:11:13,741 --> 01:11:16,677 VICTORIA: "Freaktoria is nuts. She's nothing but a freak." 1325 01:11:16,711 --> 01:11:19,247 Well, this freak is gonna teach them a lesson. 1326 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:21,414 They're gonna give me the respect I deserve. 1327 01:11:24,451 --> 01:11:26,854 TAD: Ramona said the tablet wants to be found. 1328 01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:29,322 It's using Victoria to come back to life. 1329 01:11:29,356 --> 01:11:31,959 Where did she go? There. Look. 1330 01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:44,572 Whoa! 1331 01:11:44,605 --> 01:11:45,640 Whoa! 1332 01:11:48,109 --> 01:11:49,610 (CLICKS) 1333 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:52,046 Oh! 1334 01:11:53,714 --> 01:11:55,850 (RUMBLING) 1335 01:11:58,853 --> 01:12:00,021 Yes. Yes! 1336 01:12:00,054 --> 01:12:01,556 SARA: Fight it, Victoria! 1337 01:12:01,589 --> 01:12:03,323 The tablet has got inside you. 1338 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:05,827 I will not let you take it from me! 1339 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,028 No, wait! 1340 01:12:07,061 --> 01:12:08,529 It's mine! 1341 01:12:10,698 --> 01:12:11,699 Victoria! 1342 01:12:14,869 --> 01:12:16,904 (ALL GRUNT) 1343 01:12:16,938 --> 01:12:18,506 (SLAMS SHUT) 1344 01:12:20,340 --> 01:12:22,543 We did it. Let's move on. 1345 01:12:22,577 --> 01:12:25,179 Oh, I feel my stomach's all tangled up with my lungs. 1346 01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:26,514 That's not good, right? 1347 01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:28,481 TAD: We should nearly be there by now, Mummy. 1348 01:12:28,516 --> 01:12:30,383 This doesn't seem too... 1349 01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:31,853 big. 1350 01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:39,594 How are we gonna find the tablet? 1351 01:12:41,428 --> 01:12:42,697 It's there. 1352 01:12:49,303 --> 01:12:50,905 Oh, I see a bright light. 1353 01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:54,041 Game over. Look after Antonio for me. 1354 01:12:54,075 --> 01:12:55,442 Hold on, buddy. 1355 01:12:59,347 --> 01:13:01,249 Tad, there. The altar. 1356 01:13:01,282 --> 01:13:03,651 Finally, Mummy. (WEAKLY) Yay. 1357 01:13:08,756 --> 01:13:10,524 (STUTTERING) It's not here! 1358 01:13:10,558 --> 01:13:12,627 VICTORIA: Looking for something? 1359 01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:17,899 This tablet was last used 4,000 years ago. 1360 01:13:19,967 --> 01:13:24,071 Today, at long last, it's free once more. 1361 01:13:24,105 --> 01:13:25,472 Victoria! 1362 01:13:28,175 --> 01:13:30,144 Oh, that's very cool. 1363 01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:35,583 Come forth into the light, beings from the underworld! 1364 01:13:38,386 --> 01:13:40,420 (RUMBLING) 1365 01:13:40,453 --> 01:13:42,590 Please, we need to cure our friend. 1366 01:13:42,623 --> 01:13:45,593 He's not your friend anymore. 1367 01:13:45,626 --> 01:13:49,030 Complete your transformation! 1368 01:13:49,063 --> 01:13:50,698 (SARA SCREAMS) 1369 01:13:53,034 --> 01:13:56,570 (SNARLING) 1370 01:14:01,976 --> 01:14:03,443 (CHIRPS IN FEAR) 1371 01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:06,180 (ROARS) 1372 01:14:06,213 --> 01:14:07,348 Mummy! 1373 01:14:07,381 --> 01:14:09,317 Finish them! 1374 01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:13,554 Buddy. Buddy! It's me, Tad, your favorite archaeologist! 1375 01:14:14,088 --> 01:14:15,589 (SCREAMING) 1376 01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,025 (GRUNTS) 1377 01:14:18,059 --> 01:14:19,427 (GROANING) 1378 01:14:21,629 --> 01:14:23,030 (CHIRPS IN FEAR) 1379 01:14:24,231 --> 01:14:26,100 Huh? (YELLS) 1380 01:14:28,269 --> 01:14:31,272 (RUMBLING) 1381 01:14:31,305 --> 01:14:33,473 He's out of control! What do we do? 1382 01:14:33,507 --> 01:14:35,576 We can't help him without the tablet. 1383 01:14:38,012 --> 01:14:40,247 (ROARS) 1384 01:14:41,949 --> 01:14:43,483 Come to me, 1385 01:14:43,517 --> 01:14:46,854 monsters of the underworld. 1386 01:14:48,889 --> 01:14:49,890 (GASPS) 1387 01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:52,593 (WHIMPERS) 1388 01:14:52,626 --> 01:14:54,362 (ROARS) (SCREAMS) 1389 01:14:54,395 --> 01:14:55,997 (CHICKEN SQUEAKING) 1390 01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:58,933 What's up, plebeians? 1391 01:14:58,966 --> 01:14:59,934 Ramona! 1392 01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:03,070 Here, doggy, look what I've got! 1393 01:15:03,104 --> 01:15:04,939 Come here, big guy. 1394 01:15:04,972 --> 01:15:05,973 Fetch! 1395 01:15:09,610 --> 01:15:12,146 No, not me! The chicken! 1396 01:15:13,047 --> 01:15:14,648 Quick, Ramona, run! 1397 01:15:16,684 --> 01:15:17,885 She's not gonna make it. 1398 01:15:19,453 --> 01:15:20,721 Help me, Sara! 1399 01:15:21,889 --> 01:15:24,458 (PANTING) 1400 01:15:24,492 --> 01:15:26,594 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1401 01:15:36,904 --> 01:15:37,938 (YELLS) 1402 01:15:37,972 --> 01:15:38,973 (MUMMY GROANS) 1403 01:15:40,408 --> 01:15:41,609 (GROANS) 1404 01:15:43,911 --> 01:15:45,212 No! 1405 01:15:45,246 --> 01:15:47,782 Victoria. What... What happened? 1406 01:15:47,815 --> 01:15:49,050 (CHIRPS) 1407 01:15:51,919 --> 01:15:53,554 Beljeff, no! 1408 01:15:55,289 --> 01:15:57,458 Easy now, boy. Easy. (SNARLS) 1409 01:15:57,491 --> 01:15:59,026 (YELLS) 1410 01:15:59,060 --> 01:16:01,500 Now he's gonna eat me! Now he's gonna eat me! Now he's gonna... 1411 01:16:01,530 --> 01:16:02,897 (BARKS) 1412 01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:04,131 Huh? 1413 01:16:04,165 --> 01:16:05,332 (SNARLING) 1414 01:16:08,803 --> 01:16:10,204 No! 1415 01:16:15,009 --> 01:16:17,546 Mummy! 1416 01:16:17,578 --> 01:16:20,047 (WHOOSHES) 1417 01:16:20,081 --> 01:16:22,316 (RUMBLING) 1418 01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:28,222 No! 1419 01:16:49,477 --> 01:16:51,145 ANN: Yes, we're just coming in now. 1420 01:16:51,178 --> 01:16:54,415 It's just that Tad took two hours getting ready. 1421 01:16:54,448 --> 01:16:56,784 Uh, sorry, I thought it was black tie. 1422 01:16:56,817 --> 01:17:00,387 Relax. Today is your day, and you should just enjoy it. 1423 01:17:00,421 --> 01:17:02,823 Hey, who's this fine gentleman? 1424 01:17:02,857 --> 01:17:05,426 Come on, don't be silly. Is Sara here yet? 1425 01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:07,261 Come on, we're up. 1426 01:17:07,294 --> 01:17:08,939 See you out there, buddy. RYU: Let's start by giving a very warm welcome 1427 01:17:08,963 --> 01:17:10,764 to the rest of the team. 1428 01:17:10,798 --> 01:17:13,834 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1429 01:17:13,868 --> 01:17:15,336 (EXHALES) Breathe, Tad. 1430 01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:19,640 This time you've actually done it, for the whole world to see. 1431 01:17:21,742 --> 01:17:27,781 My friends, this discovery will change the course of archaeology forever. 1432 01:17:27,815 --> 01:17:30,017 The fact that we are here today 1433 01:17:30,050 --> 01:17:33,487 is all down to someone who never lost hope. 1434 01:17:33,522 --> 01:17:38,593 I might even say he's the best archaeologist I know. 1435 01:17:38,627 --> 01:17:42,129 That is why I would like you all to give a big round of applause 1436 01:17:42,163 --> 01:17:44,365 to the newest member of our team: 1437 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:47,268 Dr. Tad Stones! 1438 01:17:47,301 --> 01:17:51,071 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1439 01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:55,342 You did it, man. 1440 01:18:02,016 --> 01:18:02,850 I... 1441 01:18:02,883 --> 01:18:04,251 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1442 01:18:09,256 --> 01:18:11,125 Tad, are you okay? 1443 01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:12,860 Guys, 1444 01:18:12,893 --> 01:18:15,396 where's Sara? And Ramona? 1445 01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:18,832 Don't worry about them now. You're with us, buddy. 1446 01:18:20,669 --> 01:18:23,003 Where's Mummy? 1447 01:18:23,605 --> 01:18:24,972 Mummy? 1448 01:18:25,005 --> 01:18:28,242 Tad, Mummy fell into the abyss. 1449 01:18:28,275 --> 01:18:29,977 He's gone. 1450 01:18:32,713 --> 01:18:34,148 This isn't right. 1451 01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:36,417 This isn't right. 1452 01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:38,152 This isn't right. 1453 01:18:40,988 --> 01:18:45,226 This isn't right, this isn't right, this isn't right! 1454 01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:50,798 But why isn't he doing anything? 1455 01:18:50,831 --> 01:18:53,367 The tablet poisons your deepest desires. 1456 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,969 It's taking hold of him. 1457 01:18:55,002 --> 01:18:56,503 (GRUNTS) 1458 01:18:56,538 --> 01:18:58,072 Fight, Tad! 1459 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,741 (SNARLING) 1460 01:19:01,643 --> 01:19:04,646 (TAD SCREAMING) 1461 01:19:04,679 --> 01:19:06,947 Get out of my head! 1462 01:19:07,716 --> 01:19:10,351 (ALL GASPING) 1463 01:19:11,385 --> 01:19:12,687 (TAD GRUNTS) 1464 01:19:12,721 --> 01:19:16,023 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1465 01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:27,935 (MUMMY GROANS) 1466 01:19:43,618 --> 01:19:45,352 Oh, hey, buddy. 1467 01:19:46,220 --> 01:19:47,288 Hey, friend. 1468 01:19:48,355 --> 01:19:49,624 (SQUAWKS) 1469 01:19:49,658 --> 01:19:50,824 (BARKS) (GASPS) 1470 01:19:50,858 --> 01:19:53,494 Jeff, pal, you're cured! 1471 01:19:53,528 --> 01:19:55,496 (LAUGHS) 1472 01:19:55,530 --> 01:19:56,930 (CHIRPS IN DELIGHT) 1473 01:19:59,567 --> 01:20:00,834 Let's get out of here. 1474 01:20:04,872 --> 01:20:07,041 (ROCKS FALLING) 1475 01:20:08,677 --> 01:20:10,878 We got to run, right? Yep. 1476 01:20:11,345 --> 01:20:14,014 (MUMMY SCREAMING) 1477 01:20:14,882 --> 01:20:17,519 (RUMBLING) 1478 01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:23,525 (CREAKING) 1479 01:20:25,292 --> 01:20:27,361 (PANTING) 1480 01:20:29,396 --> 01:20:31,332 (RUMBLING) Oh! 1481 01:20:31,365 --> 01:20:32,634 (GIGGLES SHEEPISHLY) 1482 01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:34,769 Cool! Hey, look. Quick, quick! 1483 01:20:34,803 --> 01:20:36,270 Somebody get a photo, come on. 1484 01:20:36,303 --> 01:20:39,808 This one's gonna be a huge hit with my Instazammers. 1485 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:42,843 Okay, okay, I get it. I'll stop it now. 1486 01:20:43,511 --> 01:20:44,512 What? 1487 01:20:47,381 --> 01:20:51,586 Sara, I, um... I don't know how to apologize. I didn't... 1488 01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:57,891 Oh, how I miss my soldiers. 1489 01:20:57,925 --> 01:21:00,327 They all worshipped me whenever I wanted. 1490 01:21:02,062 --> 01:21:03,531 (SIGHS CONTENTEDLY) 1491 01:21:03,565 --> 01:21:05,265 PICKLE: Stones! 1492 01:21:06,768 --> 01:21:07,836 Halt! 1493 01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:09,804 Start getting the cuffs on! 1494 01:21:09,838 --> 01:21:13,207 Take me, but please leave my friends. They haven't done anything. 1495 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:15,442 Not a word, Stones. You're under arre... 1496 01:21:15,476 --> 01:21:17,579 Free. You're free to go. 1497 01:21:17,612 --> 01:21:19,213 What? What? 1498 01:21:19,246 --> 01:21:20,948 Your colleagues explained it all. 1499 01:21:20,981 --> 01:21:24,118 The sarcophagus, the curse, the mummies. 1500 01:21:24,151 --> 01:21:26,387 Where's the tablet? Destroyed. 1501 01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:29,189 Perfect. That object was far too dangerous. 1502 01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:32,292 Promise me you'll never breathe a word of this. 1503 01:21:35,262 --> 01:21:36,263 I promise. 1504 01:21:37,599 --> 01:21:39,400 No way! I'm in charge here, 1505 01:21:39,433 --> 01:21:41,603 and that man is an international terrorist! 1506 01:21:41,636 --> 01:21:45,205 Tad Stones, you are under arrest in the name of the government of... 1507 01:21:46,073 --> 01:21:48,510 (GROANS AND THUDS) 1508 01:21:48,543 --> 01:21:50,477 Death touch. Never fails. 1509 01:21:50,512 --> 01:21:51,945 RYU: Hey, Stones! 1510 01:21:51,979 --> 01:21:54,415 We still have to find the treasure of King Pakal. 1511 01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:57,918 What do you say? Are you in? Yeah, come on, buddy. 1512 01:21:57,951 --> 01:22:01,321 Thanks, guys, but I've got plans with my team. 1513 01:22:02,256 --> 01:22:05,325 Look after them. They're a great team. 1514 01:22:09,764 --> 01:22:11,666 TAD: I don't get why you didn't stay. 1515 01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:14,569 It was your opportunity to be showcased in a museum. 1516 01:22:14,602 --> 01:22:17,438 I know, darling, it's where a goddess like me should be. 1517 01:22:17,471 --> 01:22:21,609 But who wants to be locked up again? Now I want to see the world! 1518 01:22:21,643 --> 01:22:23,310 Yeah! That's my Ramona. 1519 01:22:23,343 --> 01:22:26,681 I can't believe my eyes! Two living mummies! 1520 01:22:26,714 --> 01:22:29,784 You say "mummy," but he's nothing but a sack of bones. 1521 01:22:29,818 --> 01:22:32,854 And rancid bandages, I know, I know. 1522 01:22:32,887 --> 01:22:38,492 But the most distinguished sack of bones I have ever laid eyes on. 1523 01:22:38,526 --> 01:22:42,329 The Inca and Egyptian culture together after thousands of years. 1524 01:22:42,362 --> 01:22:44,031 You should be proud of yourselves. 1525 01:22:44,064 --> 01:22:47,100 But the big lesson about this adventure isn't who we are, 1526 01:22:47,134 --> 01:22:48,570 but who we've shared it with. 1527 01:22:48,603 --> 01:22:51,639 And I've shared it with my very best friend in the world! 1528 01:22:51,673 --> 01:22:54,609 My buddy, my colleague, my bro, my pal, my... 1529 01:22:54,642 --> 01:22:57,177 Okay, okay, thanks, Mummy. We get the idea. 1530 01:22:57,211 --> 01:23:01,014 I don't know what I'd do without you, Chicken! Right, buddy? 1531 01:23:01,048 --> 01:23:02,650 Huh? (SARA GIGGLES) 1532 01:23:02,684 --> 01:23:04,117 (SQUEAKS) 1533 01:23:05,352 --> 01:23:07,054 Ahhh! Chicken! 1534 01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:10,859 (PANTING) 1535 01:23:10,892 --> 01:23:12,760 (CHICKEN SQUEAKING) (YELLS) 1536 01:23:12,794 --> 01:23:15,462 (SHOUTING) 1537 01:23:18,098 --> 01:23:19,299 Huh? (SQUEAKING) 1538 01:23:19,801 --> 01:23:22,670 (YELLING ANGRILY) 1539 01:23:23,337 --> 01:23:26,440 (CURSING) 1540 01:23:27,742 --> 01:23:30,377 (CHIRPS) 109728