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[all screaming] 14 00:00:36,658 --> 00:00:38,825 Boomsday is just humans trying to blow up the sky. 15 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:41,077 It's horrible, but we get through it every summer. 16 00:00:41,163 --> 00:00:42,163 [boom] Oh, god! 17 00:00:42,164 --> 00:00:44,873 [whimpering, screeching] 18 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:46,124 This is the end! 19 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:47,250 - What... - [kiss] 20 00:00:47,294 --> 00:00:49,002 - Aah! - Aah! 21 00:00:49,087 --> 00:00:53,048 - We're all gonna die! - Wait... [grunting] 22 00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:54,466 - Ooh... aah! 23 00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:55,634 Damn it! 24 00:00:55,677 --> 00:00:57,636 [all screaming] 25 00:00:58,222 --> 00:00:59,942 So no one did the visualization techniques 26 00:00:59,973 --> 00:01:03,225 - I gave you? - Oh, we were bad students. 27 00:01:03,268 --> 00:01:05,227 [huskily] Get the paddle. 28 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,307 Ohh! You know what? I can't help you 29 00:01:07,392 --> 00:01:09,309 if you're not willing to help yourselves. 30 00:01:09,353 --> 00:01:11,311 If my hoof gets blown off, 31 00:01:11,396 --> 00:01:14,022 take me to Madonna's butt doctor! 32 00:01:14,066 --> 00:01:15,186 [fireworks continue popping] 33 00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:16,941 Aah! 34 00:01:16,985 --> 00:01:19,319 ? ? 35 00:01:19,363 --> 00:01:23,031 Ugh. Maybe I should just give up and go into real estate. 36 00:01:23,075 --> 00:01:24,240 In this market? [pop] 37 00:01:24,326 --> 00:01:26,868 Ah! I can't take these booms! 38 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:30,413 Make them stop! I can't live in here forever. 39 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,916 I'm running out of underwear crotches to eat. 40 00:01:33,001 --> 00:01:34,250 [growls] 41 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:35,835 Chief, I really need a break 42 00:01:35,879 --> 00:01:37,504 from dealing with everyone's problems. 43 00:01:37,547 --> 00:01:40,215 If you're so scared, just go hang out with Jill. 44 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:43,468 I'm so scared, I don't know who Jill is! 45 00:01:43,683 --> 00:01:45,517 - Bye, kiddoes! - Who the hell is that? 46 00:01:45,602 --> 00:01:48,895 I'm off to my "1619 project" listening and nodding party. 47 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:52,065 [gasps] She can't leave! Honey, do something! 48 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:54,150 Why is it always my job to do something? 49 00:01:54,236 --> 00:01:56,861 [both growling] Oh, no. You two seem very upset. 50 00:01:56,905 --> 00:01:59,572 - We're fine! - I have conflicting feelings 51 00:01:59,658 --> 00:02:02,575 about medicating you, but the thundershirt isn't helping, 52 00:02:02,619 --> 00:02:04,911 and I kept the thunderpants for myself. 53 00:02:06,122 --> 00:02:07,288 [fireworks continue popping] 54 00:02:07,332 --> 00:02:09,624 Oh, my god! Honey, do something! 55 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:12,627 Could you just handle something on your own? 56 00:02:12,712 --> 00:02:16,339 I'm so sick... of everyone else's [mutters] ....problems. 57 00:02:16,466 --> 00:02:19,467 Fine. I can handle this on my own. 58 00:02:19,553 --> 00:02:22,345 [slurring] I can do anything I put my... 59 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:24,180 [voice distorting] mind to... 60 00:02:24,266 --> 00:02:27,141 I mean, it's supposed to be a government of the animals, 61 00:02:27,227 --> 00:02:29,602 by the animals, for the... 62 00:02:29,688 --> 00:02:32,564 Oh, don't help me... animals? 63 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:34,487 So I'm gonna take matters into my own paws, 64 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:35,988 get rid of the booms, 65 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:39,450 and make the world a better place for all of us. 66 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:41,452 That means you, pal. 67 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:44,247 - Thanks, pal. - It's my pleasure. 68 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:49,168 We will all benefit from my naiveite and misplaced optimism. 69 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:53,965 I'm here to make my mark on Washington. 70 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:56,092 Hey, Senator McTurtle. 71 00:02:56,136 --> 00:02:59,303 Big Boom has been terrorizing us animals for decades, 72 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:00,638 and it has to stop. 73 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,890 So I went to the place where things get done... 74 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:06,352 social media... but said some things that got me kicked off, 75 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:07,812 so now I'm here. 76 00:03:07,856 --> 00:03:09,564 - Will you help me? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 77 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:11,023 What's your name, son? 78 00:03:11,109 --> 00:03:14,527 Chief, but you can call me Chiefy, Chief baby, 79 00:03:14,571 --> 00:03:16,821 or @mrfloofypants. 80 00:03:16,865 --> 00:03:19,532 Well, Chiefy, while I admire your gumption, 81 00:03:19,576 --> 00:03:21,317 that's not my committee. 82 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,994 But just inside that building 83 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,955 are countless senators who would be more than happy 84 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:28,374 to help a courageous canine like you. 85 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:31,085 All you have to do is knock on their doors. 86 00:03:31,129 --> 00:03:33,546 Good luck, and dogspeed. 87 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:39,427 [beep] I need you to keep your eye on a dog named Chief. 88 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:43,139 He's digging around where he doesn't belong. 89 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,640 And when he's done with that, 90 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:47,602 I think he's going to do some investigating. 91 00:03:48,438 --> 00:03:51,230 [fireworks continue popping] [giggling] 92 00:03:51,316 --> 00:03:55,193 [whimpers] Sick of dealing with everyone else's problems. 93 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,611 Problems... problems... 94 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:59,280 [car horn honks] [groans] Ohh... 95 00:03:59,324 --> 00:04:02,575 Oh! It's already quarter past sunrise o'clock! 96 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,036 [car horn honking] Hold on, be right there! 97 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:06,829 [grunting] 98 00:04:06,915 --> 00:04:10,124 Ooh! I gotta lay off those late-night squirrels. 99 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:17,673 - You didn't tell me you were goin' out. - I didn't know I had to. 100 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:21,552 You get your butt back here, Honey... now! 101 00:04:21,638 --> 00:04:25,264 - Sorry, Chief. Don't wait up! - Don't you tell me not... 102 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:28,351 [snoring] 103 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:31,771 - Let's go, let's go! - Relaxicon, here we come! 104 00:04:31,815 --> 00:04:36,192 North America's second-largest boom-free relaxation festival! 105 00:04:36,236 --> 00:04:38,778 And a break from fixing everyone's problems. 106 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:40,696 Before we know it, we'll be up to 107 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:43,699 our exposed anuses in cucumber water. 108 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:45,627 Wait, wait, this is my dream. I wanna drive. 109 00:04:45,662 --> 00:04:47,662 - [sighs] Fine. - Ow! 110 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:49,372 Sorry. I'm not used to legs. 111 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,582 Road trip! [static] 112 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:54,126 - Say "no booms!" - No booms! 113 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:55,586 [click] 114 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:58,589 Two dogs, 12 teats, no rules! 115 00:04:58,675 --> 00:05:01,300 [country rock music] 116 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:08,391 ? ? 117 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:12,979 [sweeping instrumentals] 118 00:05:13,857 --> 00:05:17,650 Good afternoon. I'm here to talk to the senator about boom regul... 119 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:20,102 [rapidly] Good afternoon, I'm here to talk about... 120 00:05:20,113 --> 00:05:22,697 [energetic music] 121 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:26,409 Ohh... who would have thought it'd be so hard 122 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:29,120 to get something done in Washington? 123 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:32,039 [downbeat bluesy music] 124 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:34,625 ? ? 125 00:05:34,711 --> 00:05:38,754 - You want a belly rub? - Oh, no thank you, sex hamster. 126 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,633 But I totally respect your gross profession. 127 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,344 [phone rings] 128 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:47,179 A phone? Trapped in a glass box? 129 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:48,848 I'll help you, phone! 130 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,893 Hello? Aah! 131 00:05:55,607 --> 00:06:00,610 - Hello, @mrfloofypants. - How do you know my handle? 132 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:02,528 Everyone's talking about the dog 133 00:06:02,614 --> 00:06:04,864 who's got the balls to go up against Big Boom. 134 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:07,283 They can't mean me. I don't have any... 135 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:08,951 Balls! [laughing] 136 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:12,747 I have balls! Normally, I don't have those. 137 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:15,458 You're dreaming big, kid, but you're on the wrong side. 138 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:17,627 Big Boom could use a dog like you. 139 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:21,213 - So I'm gonna write down an offer... - There's no amount of... 140 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:22,715 Wow. That is a lotta bacon. 141 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,468 Chiefy, even with those white-hot dream balls, 142 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,553 Big Boom is too powerful to fight. 143 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:30,014 Everything relies on Big Boom... 144 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:32,183 agriculture, military, 145 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,435 - the Vengaboys. - Oh, yeah? 146 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:38,314 Lemme ask you something. Is that one cat? 147 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:39,690 Yes. 148 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:42,386 Oh, cool. Lemme ask you something else. 149 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:45,931 Why is a raccoon like you on the side of Big Boom? 150 00:06:45,975 --> 00:06:47,558 Don't you get scared too? 151 00:06:47,643 --> 00:06:50,311 And what about all 700 of your uneaten children? 152 00:06:50,354 --> 00:06:53,981 Sure, but we hide down here, and if the booms get too loud, 153 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:55,691 we'll just move to New Zooland 154 00:06:55,735 --> 00:06:58,360 with the money we made off Big Boom. 155 00:06:58,488 --> 00:07:00,321 And now you're probably gonna ask, 156 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:02,198 "ooh, what about the animals 157 00:07:02,241 --> 00:07:04,450 "who can't afford underground hideouts 158 00:07:04,535 --> 00:07:09,413 - "or land in New Zooland? Waah!" - I was gonna ask that. 159 00:07:09,499 --> 00:07:11,332 Well, we don't worry about them, 160 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,792 because they're not our base. 161 00:07:12,835 --> 00:07:15,211 I'm gonna tell Senator McTurtle about this. 162 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:18,631 Ha, please. I've got Senator McTurtle in my pocket. 163 00:07:18,674 --> 00:07:21,842 Chiefy! Room in here for one more. 164 00:07:21,928 --> 00:07:24,595 - Senator McTurtle? - That's right, Chief. 165 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,639 This fight goes all the way to the top. 166 00:07:26,766 --> 00:07:28,516 - Top of what? - The top of the tippy. 167 00:07:28,559 --> 00:07:31,769 - The tippy top? - Monkey! Show this dumb dog out. 168 00:07:31,854 --> 00:07:33,229 You don't scare me. 169 00:07:33,314 --> 00:07:36,315 All you've done is make me more determined than ever... 170 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,484 How are your hands so soft? 171 00:07:38,569 --> 00:07:41,278 [dreamy chords] 172 00:07:41,364 --> 00:07:42,613 [upbeat music] 173 00:07:42,698 --> 00:07:45,491 Even though it's a convertible, it's more fun like this. 174 00:07:45,576 --> 00:07:47,660 Uh, Honey, I have a problem. 175 00:07:47,745 --> 00:07:49,912 Nuh-uh. We agreed: No problems. 176 00:07:49,956 --> 00:07:52,039 I have to pee, but if you don't wanna stop, 177 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,270 I can just hold it in until 178 00:07:53,271 --> 00:07:56,210 - it comes out of my eyes like tears. - [groans] 179 00:07:56,295 --> 00:07:59,130 [light rock music] 180 00:07:59,215 --> 00:08:03,509 ? ? 181 00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:05,010 [urine splashing] 182 00:08:05,054 --> 00:08:08,472 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 183 00:08:08,558 --> 00:08:10,015 Yeah, it's me... Max the pig 184 00:08:10,059 --> 00:08:12,059 as the police officer in your dream. 185 00:08:12,186 --> 00:08:13,936 I expected better from you, Honey. 186 00:08:13,938 --> 00:08:15,688 Sorry. If you're not comfortable, 187 00:08:15,731 --> 00:08:17,314 - I can try again. - Nah, it's fine. 188 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,566 I'm here. Let's do this. 189 00:08:18,651 --> 00:08:21,443 Where you two city sniffers headed? 190 00:08:21,529 --> 00:08:22,987 Oh, we're just going to Relaxicon 191 00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:25,072 to escape the booms and annoying problems. 192 00:08:25,158 --> 00:08:26,991 Like the one we're dealing with now. 193 00:08:27,118 --> 00:08:29,326 Now, public pee-pee is against the law 194 00:08:29,412 --> 00:08:30,703 in these parts, ladies. 195 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:33,622 I'm gonna have to give you a urination citation. 196 00:08:33,624 --> 00:08:35,499 [growls] Well, I'm gonna have to... 197 00:08:35,585 --> 00:08:37,001 - Oh... aah! - Elsa! 198 00:08:37,044 --> 00:08:38,919 That escalated quickly! 199 00:08:38,963 --> 00:08:41,043 Oh, my god, oh, my god. [cop yelling in background] 200 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,149 Drive! 201 00:08:44,177 --> 00:08:45,843 [siren wailing] 202 00:08:45,928 --> 00:08:48,429 You bit a cop! What were you thinking? 203 00:08:48,514 --> 00:08:51,182 - I killed a beaver in Memphis. Drive! - What? 204 00:08:51,225 --> 00:08:53,767 All I wanted to do was get away from the booms 205 00:08:53,811 --> 00:08:55,895 at Relaxicon, and now we're fugitives, 206 00:08:55,938 --> 00:08:58,772 Which is kind of exciting, but really annoying. 207 00:08:58,816 --> 00:09:01,775 I wish I was on this trip with someone else! 208 00:09:01,819 --> 00:09:02,902 - Aah... - What? 209 00:09:02,987 --> 00:09:06,238 - Oh, hi, Tabitha. - We are target of police pursuit? 210 00:09:06,365 --> 00:09:10,201 - You do pedals, I steer. - Aah! 211 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,123 [gasps] Son of a me! 212 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:20,002 - He's gaining on us. - Moscow drift... now! 213 00:09:24,217 --> 00:09:25,257 Ah... Oh... 214 00:09:25,301 --> 00:09:27,885 Aah! 215 00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:33,891 - You're welcome. - Relaxicon, here we come. 216 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:35,684 Ow! My gun's loose! [gunshot] 217 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:37,102 Missed me! Ha ha ha ha... 218 00:09:37,146 --> 00:09:38,146 [gunshot] Ow! 219 00:09:39,357 --> 00:09:42,566 [rock music] 220 00:09:42,652 --> 00:09:48,030 ? ? 221 00:09:48,115 --> 00:09:50,950 This is a protest against Big Boom 222 00:09:51,077 --> 00:09:53,786 and its hold on the American animal! 223 00:09:53,871 --> 00:09:57,873 We will no longer hide under beds or take meds. 224 00:09:57,959 --> 00:10:00,292 [all chanting] No beds, no meds! 225 00:10:00,378 --> 00:10:01,752 No beds, no meds! 226 00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:04,713 Oh, my god, I'm being the change, 227 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:06,340 and it's making me more attractive. 228 00:10:06,425 --> 00:10:09,760 Which is not why I got into this, but, you know... 229 00:10:09,845 --> 00:10:12,054 - Oh, my god! - They won't silence us! 230 00:10:12,139 --> 00:10:14,556 - We gotta get outta here! - Holy howl, the po-po's here! 231 00:10:14,642 --> 00:10:16,850 Okay, disband immediately. 232 00:10:16,936 --> 00:10:18,811 You don't have permits to protest here, 233 00:10:18,854 --> 00:10:21,605 - and you're off leash. - Yeah. What he said. 234 00:10:21,691 --> 00:10:24,024 We have the right to assemble, I read somewhere. 235 00:10:24,151 --> 00:10:27,069 [neighing] Noooo, not if you're endangering the public. 236 00:10:27,154 --> 00:10:31,407 Come on, man, we're all high on CBD joint supplements. 237 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:34,910 - This is a peaceful protest. - Not anymore. 238 00:10:34,996 --> 00:10:39,205 [laughter] 239 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:42,084 [dramatic musical sting] 240 00:10:42,128 --> 00:10:45,546 They shut down our protest and left us no choice. 241 00:10:45,589 --> 00:10:49,550 So welcome to the Boom offense organizing movement. 242 00:10:49,635 --> 00:10:50,926 - or... BOOM. - Meow! 243 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:54,805 - Sorry. I'm afraid of acronyms. - This is our last chance 244 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:57,308 to memorize the map of the Boom factory 245 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:59,143 and its access points... 246 00:10:59,228 --> 00:11:01,562 here, here, here, here, 247 00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:03,522 here, here, here, 248 00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:07,693 here, here, here, here. There's a lotta access. 249 00:11:07,898 --> 00:11:10,858 If anyone's gettin' cold paws, listen to this. 250 00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:13,318 Mrs. McTurtle, tell our friends what the senator 251 00:11:13,404 --> 00:11:16,539 - let slip in the throes of passion. - The part about him needing 252 00:11:16,581 --> 00:11:18,657 to be punished and how he wanted me to stand on his... 253 00:11:18,701 --> 00:11:21,285 Duh-ehh! No! About the booms. 254 00:11:21,328 --> 00:11:23,620 Oh. Well, they've known about the devastating harm 255 00:11:23,706 --> 00:11:27,040 that booms cause to animals but hid the research. 256 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:29,126 [all gasp] Thank you, Darla. 257 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:31,962 We know how hard it must be to put your loyalty to the cause 258 00:11:32,006 --> 00:11:35,507 - above your relationship with the senator. - Oh, it's not that hard. 259 00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:37,050 So we all know what this means. 260 00:11:37,136 --> 00:11:41,305 When facing injustice, there is no choice but to act. 261 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:43,432 I'm razzle dazzle! 262 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:47,186 It's time to give them a taste of their own booms! 263 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,855 And that's when you said, "it's time to give them 264 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:52,316 a taste of their own booms." 265 00:11:52,521 --> 00:11:56,773 - Isn't that correct, Chief? - This is bullcrap, man! 266 00:11:56,859 --> 00:11:58,275 We all know what's goin' on here. 267 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,485 You're just using us to distract from the bigger... 268 00:12:00,571 --> 00:12:03,572 Bailiff, please shake a can of pennies at the defendant. 269 00:12:03,616 --> 00:12:04,865 [rattling] Ah! 270 00:12:04,908 --> 00:12:07,868 You trespassed on private property. 271 00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:09,995 [suspenseful music] 272 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,873 But before you could carry out your dastardly assault, 273 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:16,627 you were distracted by the FRPB. 274 00:12:16,712 --> 00:12:19,046 The Federal reserve of peanut butter 275 00:12:19,089 --> 00:12:21,840 is there for national emergencies only! 276 00:12:21,925 --> 00:12:24,593 Like what, a jelly NATO? 277 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:25,927 [laughter] 278 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,430 - Order! - There will be no order 279 00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:32,434 until you put a stop to this hypocrisy, man! 280 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,645 [cheering, whooping] 281 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:35,729 - Order! - Yeah! 282 00:12:35,764 --> 00:12:37,773 Order! All right, that's it. 283 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,150 We're adjourning for lunch. 284 00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:48,196 - I am starving. I'll buy us snacks. - I don't have any money. 285 00:12:48,207 --> 00:12:50,624 Maybe that's because it's a concept I don't understand. 286 00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:53,585 I mean, a currency backed by a mutual agreement of value? 287 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,921 - That doesn't make sense. - Leave this to me. 288 00:12:55,964 --> 00:12:58,381 [bell jingles] 289 00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:04,012 Hello. Can I please have a pack of catnip? 290 00:13:04,056 --> 00:13:06,598 Sure can, now that it's legal. 291 00:13:06,642 --> 00:13:10,310 - Meow! - Nice and easy, and no one gets squirt. 292 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,939 - Hey, Abs, grab those bags of Kibble for me. - Uh, okay. 293 00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:16,316 And I don't love the objectification, 294 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,318 but I do appreciate the compliment. 295 00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:20,737 And you are going to give me all of your cash. 296 00:13:20,823 --> 00:13:22,405 And you're going to start counting 297 00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:25,742 and not call the cops until you get to 100. 298 00:13:25,786 --> 00:13:31,081 Okay. One, two, um, I wanna say tomato? 299 00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:34,709 - Three! - I dunno. I'm pretty sure it's tomato. 300 00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:36,127 [upbeat music] 301 00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:40,090 Get in! Drive, drive, drive! 302 00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:46,596 So now I'm implicated in an assault on a police officer, 303 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,308 robbing a convenience store, and we're adding a sexy cat to our crew? 304 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:53,687 I gotta say, I liked your moves back at that minimart. 305 00:13:53,722 --> 00:13:56,773 - Yeah, you did. - But I would have done it differently. 306 00:13:56,817 --> 00:13:58,525 I take pride in being courteous. 307 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:02,571 - So what do you do? - It goes a little something like this. 308 00:14:02,656 --> 00:14:04,447 All right, cats and dogs, 309 00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:07,701 let's see who'll win the prize for keepin' their cool. 310 00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:11,538 This squirt gun is loaded, but if nobody gets upset, 311 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:13,540 nobody gets wet. 312 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,458 Aah! [dryer humming] 313 00:14:15,502 --> 00:14:16,960 [both laughing] 314 00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:19,087 Okay, that was fun. Now get out. 315 00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:21,882 Well, thank you both for a lovely evening. 316 00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:23,258 [bags rustle] 317 00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:28,638 I finally find a cat who isn't terrified of me, 318 00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:30,098 and you kick him out? 319 00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:32,934 If you hadn't gotten us this Kibble, you'd be out too. 320 00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:34,144 - Wait... where is it? - What? 321 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,297 It's gone... the catnip, the Kibble. 322 00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:37,809 - He robbed us! - Damn, he's good. 323 00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:40,145 This is all your fault. If you hadn't gotten 324 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:43,232 so sidetracked by his rippling, rock-hard, well-defined 325 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:46,234 abs, we would be listening to whale sounds at Relaxicon! 326 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,069 But now it's all about your drama. 327 00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:51,740 - I wish I were with someone else. - Aah! 328 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:55,910 Well, well, well! Somebody's been a bad girl. 329 00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:57,328 Ooh! It's me, it's me! 330 00:14:57,372 --> 00:14:58,747 Wait... stop! What am I doing? 331 00:14:58,832 --> 00:14:59,832 Goodbye, Shel! 332 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,459 [groans] 333 00:15:02,544 --> 00:15:03,960 Nibbles! Ah, that's better. 334 00:15:04,046 --> 00:15:06,838 - Or is it? - Nope. 335 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,090 [fireworks popping] 336 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,550 Can you point out the dog 337 00:15:10,594 --> 00:15:14,262 who was intending to destroy the Boom factory? 338 00:15:14,306 --> 00:15:18,058 That Saint Bernard there, @mrfloofypants. 339 00:15:18,243 --> 00:15:21,536 In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to trust the senator's wife. 340 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,038 You thought you could compete with this? 341 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,832 Bllllll! 342 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,877 I've heard enough. I hereby sentence you 343 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,921 - to ten dog years in prison. - Gulp. 344 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:36,050 And in the case of hot or not, you're hot. 345 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:38,303 [all chanting] Chief! Chief! 346 00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:41,264 My voice will never be silenced. 347 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,057 Never be... [muffled speech] 348 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,685 - Boo! - Chief! Chief! 349 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,479 Chief! Chief! Chief! 350 00:15:53,158 --> 00:15:55,450 All right, chow time, Chief. 351 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:05,001 Oh, man, I forgot about my hunger strike! 352 00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:08,546 - Ah, I'll start tomorrow. - You got a visitor. 353 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,174 Chief, old boy, how are you holding up? 354 00:16:11,259 --> 00:16:13,301 - Uncle Nathan? - Not your uncle. 355 00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:16,054 Even in a drug-induced dream, not your uncle. 356 00:16:16,139 --> 00:16:17,597 I work in the White dog house. 357 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,558 The president would like to see you... personally. 358 00:16:20,643 --> 00:16:24,729 The president of the United steaks of America? 359 00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:28,524 Oh, my god. It's your dream, Chief. 360 00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:31,110 You could make yourself a little smarter. 361 00:16:31,154 --> 00:16:34,155 [uplifting music] 362 00:16:34,199 --> 00:16:41,412 ? ? 363 00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:47,335 - Madam president. - Honey? You're the president? 364 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,796 Of course! Who else would it be... Max? 365 00:16:49,881 --> 00:16:51,130 Walkies with me. 366 00:16:51,174 --> 00:16:52,423 [bright music] 367 00:16:52,509 --> 00:16:54,884 Chief, I need your help. When I took office, 368 00:16:54,928 --> 00:16:58,596 I made a promise to the american animal to eradicate the booms. 369 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,390 And you've produced an enormous, 370 00:17:00,475 --> 00:17:04,143 - well-formed movement. - Yeah. I make a lot of those. 371 00:17:04,187 --> 00:17:05,436 [fireworks popping] 372 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,815 [country western music] 373 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,109 ? ? 374 00:17:11,194 --> 00:17:13,653 What are you doing? We don't have time for a pit stop. 375 00:17:13,738 --> 00:17:15,178 Just wait out here for two minutes. 376 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,949 My ex lives here. He'll hook us up with all the essentials... 377 00:17:17,984 --> 00:17:20,618 - food, money, oils. - Thanks, Nibbles. 378 00:17:20,703 --> 00:17:23,079 For once, someone is solving my problems. 379 00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:24,539 [sighs] Ahh. 380 00:17:24,582 --> 00:17:26,916 I ate his face! We gotta get outta here! 381 00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,751 Go, go, go! 382 00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:33,506 Unbelievable! I'm stuck dealing with someone else's problems again. 383 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,924 You know I can hear you. 384 00:17:34,968 --> 00:17:36,676 I may be covered in someone else's blood, 385 00:17:36,761 --> 00:17:39,262 - but I still have feelings. - Aah! 386 00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:43,099 - Why is everyone but me so annoying? - Aah! 387 00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:45,476 - Hello, Honey. - Hello, Honey! 388 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,728 - Ahh... perfect. - Ahh... perfect. 389 00:17:47,814 --> 00:17:51,357 ? ? 390 00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:55,027 ["Hail to the chief" plays] 391 00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:58,156 Help me finally do what every president before me 392 00:17:58,199 --> 00:18:01,242 - has been afraid to. - Hump the leg of the Lincoln memorial? 393 00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:03,411 Please. I do that three times before breakfast. 394 00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:07,540 - I mean defeat Big Boom. - I'm your dog, madam president. 395 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,460 [crackling] [gasps] What's that? 396 00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:12,420 It's me! My tail is gonna explode! 397 00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:14,338 - [laughing] - We've got a bark alarm 398 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,424 level 5 here with dotus. 399 00:18:16,468 --> 00:18:19,385 Uncle Nathan? You set me up! 400 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:24,390 - Not your uncle, and yes. - He used me to get to you. 401 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,434 He's working for Big Boom! 402 00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:30,021 Yes, I am. See? That was smarter. 403 00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:31,981 But not smart enough. 404 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:34,817 [chortling] 405 00:18:34,903 --> 00:18:37,487 - Get her outta here! - We don't have time! 406 00:18:37,572 --> 00:18:39,697 - I'm on it! - Ooh, that looks fun. 407 00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:42,241 Not the time... put it in my calendar for tonight: 408 00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:43,743 if still alive, chase tail. 409 00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:45,036 - Got it! - Now what? 410 00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:48,748 - I don't know. I've never caught it before. - Let me help you. 411 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:52,627 No, no! I'm gonna solve this problem myself. 412 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:53,712 [grunts] 413 00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:55,713 Aah! 414 00:18:55,798 --> 00:18:59,675 Looks like booms are back on the menu, boys. 415 00:18:59,761 --> 00:19:01,469 Aah! 416 00:19:03,139 --> 00:19:06,724 - Chief, you saved us! - And now I need your help. 417 00:19:06,768 --> 00:19:09,852 To pass legislation outlawing booms forever? 418 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,187 Oh, sure, but first... 419 00:19:11,272 --> 00:19:13,272 help me get this racoon outta my butt. 420 00:19:13,358 --> 00:19:15,233 [fireworks popping] 421 00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:18,435 [mellow music] 422 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,738 - This is my favorite song. - Mine too. 423 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:23,533 Fried sweet potatoes are my favorite. 424 00:19:23,618 --> 00:19:26,661 - Samesies. - But maybe we should slow down a bit. 425 00:19:26,704 --> 00:19:28,996 You get the best gas mileage driving 65 to... 426 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,708 75 miles per hour. I know. I'm going 75. 427 00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:36,003 Ooh. Going a little fast, aren't we? 428 00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:37,421 I know how to drive. 429 00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:39,340 - Ooh, she's in a mood. - You don't even know. 430 00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:43,177 - I can hear you! - What are you doing... 77? 431 00:19:43,263 --> 00:19:45,972 - What are you running from? - Where's the sun block? 432 00:19:46,015 --> 00:19:47,515 You're not a good girl. 433 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,767 - You're an average girl at best. - Okay, got it. 434 00:19:49,811 --> 00:19:51,811 - Can we please stop? - Let's just have some quiet. 435 00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:55,106 - Your peers have all surpassed you. - Aah! 436 00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:56,691 [chatter continues] 437 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:59,360 I can't take one more minute of me! 438 00:19:59,404 --> 00:20:03,072 [chatter continues] 439 00:20:03,116 --> 00:20:05,449 Aah! 440 00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:09,897 - Oh... - Wha... Oh! 441 00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:12,021 - I had the craziest dream. - I had the craziest dream. 442 00:20:12,106 --> 00:20:13,689 - But I won't bore you with it. - But I won't bore you with it. 443 00:20:13,775 --> 00:20:15,403 - Thank you. - Thank you. 444 00:20:15,446 --> 00:20:19,532 - But I will tell you what I learned from it. - Ooh! I'm listening. 445 00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:22,493 I get what you were all growly about earlier. 446 00:20:22,578 --> 00:20:24,954 I may not have giant dream balls, 447 00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:26,831 but I have the power to help myself. 448 00:20:26,916 --> 00:20:30,543 So from now on, I'm not gonna bother you with my stuff. 449 00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,712 No, no, no, please bother me. 450 00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:35,840 I'll spend as much time as you want talking about your problems. 451 00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:38,426 It's way less annoying than talking to myself. 452 00:20:38,511 --> 00:20:41,303 That's sweet, Honey, but this old dog can handle 453 00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:42,513 whatever comes... [pop] Aah! 454 00:20:42,598 --> 00:20:44,724 Why does this have to be so scary? 455 00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:46,434 It's okay, Chief. Shh, shh. 456 00:20:46,477 --> 00:20:50,187 - President Honey's got you. - Aw. 457 00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:51,647 Huh? 458 00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:57,878 Oh, it was so exciting to read this scene 459 00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,630 because, as an actor, it's really enjoyable 460 00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:02,383 to have all the lines and all the screen time and... 461 00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:03,926 Honey, there's another of you! 462 00:21:04,011 --> 00:21:06,637 - Where did she come from? - They're both me. 463 00:21:06,722 --> 00:21:08,597 We shot the scenes multiple times, 464 00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:11,762 - and then they composited us... - Whoa! There's another one! 465 00:21:11,797 --> 00:21:13,894 So what are they, clones or something? 466 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,522 - No, it's a video effect. - Ah... there's another clone! 467 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,524 Yeah, fine. They're clones, Chief. 468 00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:20,484 - Are you a clone? - No. 469 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,653 That's exactly what a clone would say. 470 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,864 - I'm not a clone. - Well, where are 471 00:21:24,907 --> 00:21:27,575 - all the other clones? - Fox put them all down 472 00:21:27,702 --> 00:21:30,411 - after the shoot. - Hmm. Probably would have 473 00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,580 been easier just to redraw you. 474 00:21:33,403 --> 00:21:37,078 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- Addic7ed.com -- 475 00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:41,678 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36417

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