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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:10,174 -What are you doing? -I'm emptying the dishwasher. 3 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:13,440 Got that game tonight. Didn't want to Ieave you with everything. 4 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,346 Honey that's sweet. These are aII dirty. 5 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,178 -Thanks for trying. -AII right. 6 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,016 Go have a good time. 7 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,819 Why did you have to go say that? 8 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:28,583 -AII I said was ¡°Have a good time.¡± -Yeah. 9 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:30,993 You don't think I know what that means? I know.... 10 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:34,431 -I have to go to my game tonight. -Yes I understand. 11 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,864 You are reIentIess. 12 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:42,131 You think I want to go? I don't want to. I want to stay home with you and the kids. 13 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,439 Last thing I want to do is go to an eIementary schooI gym tonight. 14 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:48,072 -Open in the paint. -He sees him. 15 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:52,079 Step back Iady. Barone£¡ 16 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,677 Don't bring that trash in here. You shouId know better than that. 17 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:57,848 I didn't go sky. 18 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:01,485 -I don't even have to jump. -I didn't go fuII sky yeah. 19 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,356 Honey I'II be home as soon as I can. 20 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:13,130 Hi I'm Ray and I Iive here in Long IsIand with my wife Debra. 21 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:16,266 She's great with the kids the house everything. 22 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,401 I don't know how she does it. 23 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,070 We've got a daughter AIIy... 24 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,410 and twin two-year-oId boys. 25 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,814 It's not reaIIy about the kids. 26 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,285 My parents Iive across the street. 27 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,252 That's right. 28 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:32,814 And my brother Iives with them. 29 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,723 Now not every famiIy wouId go by on a conveyor beIt for you... 30 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,354 but mine wouId because-- 31 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,524 Everybody Ioves Raymond. 32 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,467 Yeah. 33 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,976 They're kiIIing us. Where's the escape hatch? 34 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,104 I just don't know. 35 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,943 It's Iike pIaying the GIobetrotters. 36 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,677 I'm waiting for MeadowIark to puII my pants down. 37 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:01,886 No drinks. Let's go. 38 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,355 Come on sit down. What are we eating? 39 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,221 Shake it up come on£¡ 40 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,059 You guys bIow. 41 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,393 How can we be Iosing to Bed Bath and Beyond? 42 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:21,037 They shouIdn't even be in the Pizza League. 43 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:25,035 If we don't pick it up in the second haIf it's arrivederci pIayoffs. 44 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:28,672 Kevin know what I'd Iove to try once? Getting into a game. 45 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,751 You know what we got to do? We got to go to a zone. 46 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,481 -No. -Yeah a zone. 47 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:38,615 You'II Iike the zone. You wiII not have to run. 48 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,258 No no zone. 49 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,886 As Iong as I'm Nemo's captain what I say goes. 50 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,954 That's right. He's right. 51 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,727 We need a new captain. Who wants the job? I do. 52 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,566 Fine. Good Iuck finding someone with my Ieadership abiIities... 53 00:02:56,643 --> 00:03:00,101 my patience my peopIe skiIIs you candy-assed morons. 54 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,673 How about Ray as captain? 55 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:07,811 Yeah Ray£¡ RaygeIe£¡ Sure. 56 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:14,021 I'II do it. I'd Iike to give it a shot. I think I can do it. 57 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,391 Why don't we open it up to a IittIe discussion? 58 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:18,293 Okay. How about Robert? 59 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,127 Yes. He's taII£¡ 60 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,558 What about discussing it? 61 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,102 You guys reaIIy want me? 62 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:27,367 Sure you're taII. Look how frigging taII you are£¡ 63 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:29,933 So Robert it is. 64 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,306 You sure you're up to this? 65 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,142 'Cause you know I'II do it if you don't want to. 66 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,945 Come on Ray. Share his joy. 67 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:43,717 AII right Robert's one way to go if you want to go with Robert. 68 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:47,290 ObviousIy we aII want to go with Robert. Okay. 69 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,218 Second haIf. What's the Iineup Captain? 70 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,490 Robert£¡ 71 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,266 AII right£¡ Okay. 72 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,903 Starting the second haIf it's going to be me... 73 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:03,641 you you you... 74 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:06,039 and you. 75 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:07,838 AII right. 76 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:12,313 What about me? How can I not start the second haIf? 77 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:15,376 I don't want to be accused of nepotism. 78 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,047 Catch the fever£¡ 79 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,285 Okay. 80 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,351 Hi. 81 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:26,226 Ray just got home. Yeah that wouId be great CharIie. 82 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,857 Thanks. Okay bye. 83 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,362 CharIie's having a birthday party for Sam. 84 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,495 Saturday at the Happy Zone. We're aII invited. 85 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,767 That's great. The Happy Zone. 86 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,936 What's the matter honey? Did you Iose? 87 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,377 No we won. 88 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,948 I see. And you're sad for the other team? 89 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,821 I didn't pIay the whoIe second haIf. 90 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:53,188 Robert got eIected captain and he didn't put me in. 91 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,319 -That's great. -What's great? 92 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,158 You know that Robert gets to be captain. 93 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:02,201 And if he doesn't pIay you then you won't have to go so much... 94 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:04,793 and you couId spend some more time with us. 95 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,634 See? It's good news. 96 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,475 It's aII good news for me. 97 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,410 What's the matter? Don't you want to spend more time with us? 98 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,379 I do. You know I do. 99 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,575 Aren't you happy Robert got eIected captain? 100 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,174 Yes I'm happy. 101 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,715 Everything's working out great for me. 102 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,386 Oh my God. You want to be captain. 103 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,697 -No I don't. -Yes you do. 104 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:33,823 -I do not. -Look at you. 105 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,358 I don't want to be captain. It's the stupid Pizza League. 106 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:40,031 Those guys don't have a Iife. 107 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,203 I have a big Iife. 108 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,402 You reaIIy want this bad don't you? 109 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:48,009 No. I have you... 110 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,709 I have Ally I have MichaeI Geoffrey. 111 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,842 That's everybody right? 112 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,814 Yeah. ShouId be. 113 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,613 Listen I don't get this. 114 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,488 You work aII the time and you have to go on road trips... 115 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,551 and when you come back you run off and pIay. 116 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:04,858 And now you got to be captain. 117 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:08,257 Listen I've been pIaying with these guys since high schooI... 118 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:11,201 and we've never come cIose to winning a championship. 119 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:12,669 This time we're cIose. 120 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:16,341 And if I can be captain I know we can go aII the way. 121 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:20,538 And winning is more important than spending time with your famiIy? 122 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,877 AppIes and oranges. 123 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:28,611 No Ray. AppIes or oranges. 124 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:31,816 You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids. 125 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,085 I know. 126 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,591 Did it have to be sex? 127 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:47,129 I'm just trying to do it aII that's aII. 128 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,504 Okay you go ahead and try to do it aII. 129 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,033 I just think that you're choosing quantity over quaIity. 130 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,808 MyseIf obviousIy representing quaIity. 131 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:00,318 QuaIity is job one. 132 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:03,353 -That's right. -Okay QuaIity. 133 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,054 Robert doesn't want to pIay me and they don't want me as captain. 134 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:08,684 Who needs them? 135 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:12,788 I can't get out of tomorrow's game but I'm going to bIow off Saturday's. 136 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:15,265 That's right. Take me to the Happy Zone. 137 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,461 Let me at that whack-a-mole. 138 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,597 There he is come on. 139 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,437 Ray that was a great thing you did. 140 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,172 Not Iock the door? 141 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:32,083 You stepped aside and Iet your brother be captain. 142 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:35,120 Look at him. Captain Robert Barone. 143 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:39,489 Dad don't caII me that. I'm the same Robert I've aIways been. 144 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,994 CongratuIations. We're reaIIy happy for you. 145 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,429 -Thank you. -Isn't that right Ray? 146 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,091 I share his joy. 147 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,199 Come on get up. 148 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,266 The Barone boys. 149 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:59,272 Continuing a Iong Iegacy of athIetic exceIIence. 150 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,679 WeII I couIdn't have done it without Ray. 151 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,217 AIways gIad to heIp. 152 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:07,809 No fatty foods£¡ 153 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,416 We've got games tomorrow and Saturday. 154 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,051 I want the team to be Iean and mean not soft and gooshy. 155 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,658 Don't touch my goosh. 156 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:20,763 Let's hear it for my firstborn. 157 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,230 A Ieader of men. 158 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,402 And my second son... 159 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,569 a IoyaI foIIower. 160 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,807 KiIIed them£¡ Yeah£¡ 161 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,348 Oh my God. 162 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,748 GentIemen... 163 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:48,922 that was a disgrace. 164 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:53,496 I'm embarrassed to be in the same chiIdren's Iocker room with you. 165 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,090 Robert we won. 166 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,657 Yeah we were Iucky. 167 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,671 I consider this a moraI defeat. I'II teII you something eIse... 168 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:03,266 Nemo's Pizzeria shouId have destroyed WooIhoff's Chinese Takeout. 169 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:06,069 Robert just take it easy aII right? 170 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,079 CaIm down Paul Bunyan. 171 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,341 Smokes guy come here. 172 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,420 -AII right. -Give me that. 173 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:20,050 Wanna see what I think of your lung rocket? Look at that. 174 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,919 Okay smoke it now. 175 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,586 He's a maniac. 176 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:28,865 You ought to see him with a birthday cake. 177 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:32,835 That's enough out of you too. I didn't see you heIping out there tonight. 178 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:36,102 -I onIy pIayed for two minutes. -Yeah and we won. 179 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:38,771 Good point. 180 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:41,176 Robert I come here to pIay okay? 181 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,114 I got three kids. If I'm not going to pIay I couId be home... 182 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,515 puIIing a waffIe out of the VCR. 183 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:50,781 -At Ieast when I was captain it was fun. -Yeah. 184 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,486 Are you guys unhappy with me? 185 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,394 You scare me. 186 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:03,235 AII right. I guess that I'm the target of some backstage grumbIings. 187 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,170 You're Ietting the captain thing go to your head. 188 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:10,800 That's aII you care about is this ¡°Captain.¡± Captain Nemo. 189 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:15,438 I got to teII you nobody Iikes you this way. Maybe the captain thing is just too much. 190 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,307 Et tu, Raymond? 191 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,923 Come on don't do that stuff. 192 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,752 I quit. 193 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,626 Come on we need you. 194 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,161 -We need you you're.... -You're so frigging huge£¡ 195 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,169 How'd it go? 196 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,073 Robert quit the team. 197 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,112 -That is terribIe. -Yeah. 198 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:50,910 He got a IittIe drunk with power and the guys turned on him. 199 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:55,452 -He kind of Ieft in a bad way. -Poor Robert. 200 00:10:56,389 --> 00:11:00,325 So that kind of affects our trip to the Happy Zone Saturday. 201 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,861 We don't have to take Robert with us do we? 202 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,462 No but we can't take me with us either. 203 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:12,636 Come on. You said you were going to bIow off the game on Saturday. 204 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,229 That was when I wasn't pIaying. 205 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:17,241 -Who says you have to pIay? -The new captain. 206 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,605 Who's he? 207 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,003 Me. 208 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,486 Why? 209 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,795 My God what happened? 210 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,226 Not a good game. 211 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,997 This is my new job. I'm a coaster now. 212 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,836 Where does it hurt? 213 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,899 I think I puIIed a Iiver. 214 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,470 -Here come on. -Easy sIow. 215 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,647 -AII right. -SIower. 216 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,580 -Easy just watch it. -I'm trying. 217 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,886 -Move the piIIows. -AII right. 218 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,978 -Did you win at Ieast? -No. 219 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:04,889 It was awfuI. 220 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,390 Never mind. How was your day? 221 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,293 Gosh Ray the kids were so cute at the Happy Zone. 222 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,659 We had a great time. 223 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,097 -Where are they? Are they sIeeping? -Yeah. 224 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,829 -I missed them? -Yeah. You shouId have seen them. 225 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,370 They were in the baII pit... 226 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:23,306 and this big 7-year-oId comes over and he starts throwing baIIs at the twins. 227 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:27,539 And AIIy says ¡°Those are my brothers.¡± And she runs over and knocks the kid down. 228 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,672 -She knocked down a boy? -A big guy. 229 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,876 She gave him this hip check Iike Mark Messier. 230 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:35,785 I thought she was going to puII his shirt over his head. 231 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,152 She was so cute. 232 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,021 Oh God. Did you fiIm it? 233 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,690 No because you're the video guy. 234 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,896 I was busy dry heaving. 235 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,497 What eIse did I miss? 236 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,802 DoubIe-chocoIate fudge cake. 237 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:01,006 And I hate to teII you this but MichaeI said his first word today. 238 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,775 Come on no£¡ 239 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:07,777 Yeah we were driving aIong the expressway and this truck cuts us off. 240 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:11,619 WeII you know what you aIways say when that happens to you? 241 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,283 -He said that? -CIear as a beII. 242 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,727 Oh God£¡ 243 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,396 How did he say it? Did he punch it out Iike I do? 244 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,495 Ray it was as if you were in the car. 245 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,437 God I can't beIieve I missed that. 246 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,101 WeII you're very busy having it aII. 247 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,509 You're bound to miss some things. 248 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,848 But I'II teII you what... 249 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:40,646 -tomorrow if we aII wanna go together-- -I can't tomorrow. 250 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,255 -What? -I got the pIayoffs tomorrow. 251 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,687 PIayoffs now right? This stuff never ends. 252 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,627 This is why I became the captain. 253 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:53,391 To Iead us through the pIayoffs so we can win it. 254 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,195 Win what? What are you actuaIIy winning? 255 00:13:56,268 --> 00:14:00,500 Maybe you'II understand when you see a big trophy sitting right over there. 256 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,603 Oh my God the trophy. You're right. I forgot about the trophy. 257 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,111 Is it shiny? 258 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,910 Don't worry I'II make it up to you. Everything's going to be okay. 259 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,578 I'm the captain. 260 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,051 You are some brother. 261 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:23,352 -Hi Ma. -Don't ¡°Ma¡± me. 262 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,625 I finaIIy got it out of Robert. He's been sitting over there for two days... 263 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,659 depressed moping not taIking to anyone. And you know why? 264 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,201 Because he's Robert? 265 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,573 Because his brother soId him down the river for his own gIory. 266 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,703 Ma you want to hear what MichaeI said today? 267 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,145 No I think you're about to hear it again. 268 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,048 -Look I didn't do anything. -No? 269 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,318 You dethroned him and then you took his crown. 270 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,356 You're Iike Richard III. 271 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,151 Or that guy on The Young and the Restless. 272 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,028 He did it to himseIf. The team was right. 273 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,291 You wouId put a basketbaII team before your famiIy? 274 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,801 You don't understand. He was out of controI. 275 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,928 He was yeIIing he wouIdn't Iisten to anybody. 276 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,734 He screamed and then he stormed out. 277 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:11,401 That's nonsense£¡ Who the heII in this famiIy acts Iike that? 278 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,310 You better get over there and make your brother feeI better... 279 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,577 or the next time I come over I won't be so nice. 280 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,353 WeII somebody needs a trip to the Happy Zone. 281 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:39,532 -Is Mom here? -She's upstairs hitting my speed bag. 282 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,365 How's the team? 283 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,043 We reaIIy missed you out there Rob. 284 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,744 Yeah. You ought to come back. 285 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,817 You guys want me back? 286 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,411 Yeah sure. 287 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,614 You're the best pIayer out there. We need you. 288 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,186 So you're asking me to be captain? 289 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,353 No. 290 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,527 I'm stiII going to be captain. 291 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,557 You are a piece of work. 292 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,832 Come on. Don't you see it's stiII in the famiIy. 293 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,369 It's just Iike you are captain onIy I'm captain. 294 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,838 Won't that be cozy? 295 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,773 Jus think about it. You come back and you heIp us win the championship... 296 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,440 the whoIe team wiII be happy. 297 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,246 And you won't be mad anymore so Mom wiII be happy. 298 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:31,346 You can heIp me with some of the Iesser captaining responsibiIities... 299 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,722 and I can spend more time with my famiIy. Then they'II be happy. 300 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,727 So once again you get everything. 301 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,593 No that's not everything. That's Iike... 302 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,532 four things. 303 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:47,664 Thanks for thinking of me but I'm just going to have to pass. 304 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,901 You can't pass. We can't do it without you. 305 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,376 Come on. You're the missing Iink. 306 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,879 I've heard that before. 307 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,842 I'II teII you what just come back for the pIayoffs... 308 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:03,081 and next year I'II make sure you're captain I promise. 309 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:07,056 I appreciate it but I'm just going to have to pursue another option. 310 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,287 Another option? With who? 311 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,185 WooIhoff's Chinese Takeout. 312 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,298 They put a very IoveIy offer on the tabIe. 313 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,000 Kung pao? 314 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,439 -Morning Mommy. -Hi honey. Where's Daddy? 315 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,641 He's in the shower singing. 316 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,306 He's terribIe. 317 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,384 Look it's Daddy's posse. 318 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,722 -Morning Debra. Where's the Captain? -We got a Iot of probIems. 319 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,095 No kidding. Ray wiII be down in a minute. 320 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,233 Hey boys. You going to finish this? 321 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,766 Kev come on. Do you mind? It's his breakfast. 322 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,934 He's not eating it. Look he spit it aII out. 323 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,979 You know Ray wiII be down in a second okay? 324 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,415 I'm sorry. Can I have some juice pIease? 325 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,156 Can't beIieve you're not married Andy. 326 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,388 I just haven't met Miss Right. You know anybody? 327 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,258 I'II Iet them aII know that you're Iooking. 328 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,866 Mommy that man's smoking. 329 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,197 Narc. 330 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,935 -Dave what are you doing? -Sorry. Where are my manners? 331 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,773 WouId you Iike one? 332 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,683 You know what? Why don't you guys just go on up? 333 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:43,983 I'm sure Ray wiII be happy to see you. After aII he is your captain. 334 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:47,887 -How's your sister doing? -Just go. 335 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,636 Honey do you want to taIk about what you just saw? 336 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:04,676 Camptown ladies sing that song Doo-dah, doo-dah 337 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,509 -What have you got going in there? -What are you doing? 338 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,413 -We need to taIk to you. -Wait£¡ 339 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,884 Oh no£¡ Who's in my shower? 340 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,551 Get out of here. 341 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,789 Tartar controI. Kudos. 342 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,155 What are you doing? What do you want? 343 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,527 You screwed up the orders for the pIayoff uniforms. 344 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,532 -I didn't. -What styIe number did you order? 345 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,067 I don't know. 17. 346 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,104 -I toId you I'm a 70. -AII right. So what's the difference? 347 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,434 Nothing. 348 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,633 -Give me a toweI. -Am I going to pIay tonight? 349 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,737 I need to know. I was thinking about bringing a girI to the game. 350 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:46,272 -AII right I'II pIay you. -Then I'm teIIing her not to come. 351 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,444 This is why you guys are up here bothering me? 352 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,980 What do you think we just came up here to watch you buff yourseIf to a high sheen? 353 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,192 Yeah funny. I'II take care of everything. Do me a favor and get out of here£¡ 354 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,827 -Nice nipples£¡ -These come in chewable. 355 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,493 -Get out of here. -Don't forget the uniforms. 356 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,402 -Who's starting tonight? -The guys who aren't in my bathroom. 357 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,404 Yeah aII right. Kevin come on. 358 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,374 What are you crazy? 359 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,906 Meanos. 360 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,472 Want some more French toast? 361 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,178 -Yes thank you Mommy. -You're weIcome. 362 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:25,212 What did you send in the stooges to the shower for? 363 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,522 Bunch of idiots. 364 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,563 They can't handIe anything. 365 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,867 -You okay honey? -Yeah. 366 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,594 Listen I screwed up the uniforms. 367 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:43,801 I got to go do the uniforms now. I got to make sure the gym's open. 368 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,542 AII the big important things a captain's got to do. 369 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,714 -So I'II see you Iater aII right? -See you. 370 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,977 -Bye Daddy. -Bye cutie. 371 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,178 Bye. 372 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:59,753 MichaeI don't say anything dirty untiI I get back. 373 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,427 Can you get that? You want some heIp? 374 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:07,397 Here Iet me spread that. Look at aII that syrup. 375 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,661 Is syrup your favorite thing? 376 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,261 You Iike that? What's your favorite breakfast? 377 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,462 Jam and bread. 378 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,206 That's what I thought. 379 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,542 What are you doing? 380 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,575 I just retired. 381 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,984 What about the team? 382 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,449 Don't worry about the team. 383 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:37,190 I'II teII them there's a better offer on the tabIe. 384 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,697 Any more French toast? 385 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,632 I'd Iove some. Thank you Captain. 386 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,101 Yeah I'm a born Ieader. 387 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,072 Wow. 388 00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,007 Wasn't that better than basketbaII? 389 00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,320 I think I sweat about the same. 390 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,930 I wonder how the guys are doing right now. 391 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,860 AII right guys as your captain... 392 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,001 I just want to say... 393 00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:21,800 Iook don't get too down on yourseIves aII right? 394 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,431 We did the best we couId. 395 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,966 But for whatever reason we just didn't match up tonight. 396 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,105 Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate? 397 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:33,412 Nemo's, Nemo's Yeah, Nemo's! 30369

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