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(NARRATOR)
THIS 1S BEVERLY HILLS.
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HERE DWELL THE RICH,
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THE FAMOUS,
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THE GLAMOROUS,
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MOVIE STARS,
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ROYALTY IN EXILE,
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RETIRED MILLIONAIRES,
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SPORTSMEN,
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PLAYBOYS,
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HILLBILLIES.
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HILLBILLIES?
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WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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WHERE ARE THEY FROM?
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AND WHY DID THEY
COME TO BEVERLY HILLS?
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WE'LL DISCOVER THE
ANSWERS IN A MOMENT
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AS WE BRING YOU
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"THE HILLBILLIES."
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WELL, COME ON,
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LET'S FIND THAT
HOUSE WE BOUGHT.
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HOUSE THEY BOUGHT?
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IN BEVERLY HILLS?
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WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE,
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HOLD ITT.
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HOW COULDA
BUNCH OF HILLBILLIES
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POSSIBLY BUY A
MANSION LIKE THIS?
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LET'S TAKE THEM BACK
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TO THEIR HOME IN THE OZARKS
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AND SEE HOW THIS
WHOLE THING STARTED.
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JED, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT THE YOUNGIN OF YOURN.
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HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
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FIGHTING WITH A BOBCAT.
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GET HURT?
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I RECKON SO.
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IT WENT LIMPIN'
OFF ON THREE LEGS.
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I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW
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WHAT I'M GONNA
DO ABOUT THAT GIRL.
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WELL, THE FIRST THING TO DO
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IS TO GET HER INTO A DRESS.
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SHE'S GETTING TOO BIG
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TO BE WEARIN' MEN'S DUDS.
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LOOKIE HERE,
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SHE'S DONE POP THE BUTTONS
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OFF OF HER SHIRT AGAIN.
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ELLY MAY
CARRIES HERSELF PROUD
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WITH HER
SHOULDERS THROWD BACK.
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IT AIN'T HER SHOULDERS
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THAT'S POPPIN' THESE BUTTONS.
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SHE'S A FULLY GROWN UP,
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ROUNDED OUT FEMALE WOMAN.
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TIME SHE STARTED
ACTING LIKE ONE.
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WELL, ONE OF THESE DAYS
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SOME BOY WILL COME ALONG
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AND START COURTING HER AND...
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THEY CAME COURTING
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WHEN SHE WAS 12.
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WHAT DID SHE DO?
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SHE WHOOPED
THE TAR OUT OF 'EM.
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WELL, IT AIN'T FIT.
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GIRL RUNNIN' AROUND
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AS WILD AS A COUGAR,
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WRESTLING, FIGHTIN’,
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AND HUNTIN'.
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SHE OUGHT TO BE
DOING WOMAN'S WORK,
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HELPING ME WITH THE STILL.
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WELL, I'LL SPEAK TO HER.
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OH, THAT REMINDS ME,
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BETTER GO DOWN
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AND STOMP OUT THE FIRE
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UNDER THAT MASH.
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NOW, HOLD ON NOW, GRANNY.
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YOU AIN'T GONNA STOMP OUT
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NO FIRE LIKE THAT, ARE YOU?
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HUH?
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OH, OF COURSE NOT.
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DON'T WANNA BURN MY SHOES.
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PA?
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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GRANNY?
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SOMEBODY OPEN THE DOOR.
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HOWDY, PA.
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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A STRANGER.
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WHERE'D YOU GET HIM?
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I BEANED HIM WITH A ROCK.
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WHAT FOR?
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HE WAS SNOOPIN' AROUND
DOWN BY THE SLOUGH.
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FIGURED HE MIGHT
BE A REVENUVER.
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HE AIN'T NO REVENUER.
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THEN CAN I KEEP HIM?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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WELL, I CAUGHT HIM.
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THAT DON'T MATTER.
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WELL HE WON'T BE NO TROUBLE.
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I COULD KEEP HIM
OUT IN THE SMOKEHOUSE.
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ELLY MAY,
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YOU CAN'T KEEP PEOPLE
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LIKE THEY WERE DOGS AND CATS.
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OOH,
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OOH, EE, OW, OOW.
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WHO'S THAT?
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SOME FELLER ELLY
FOUND NOSIN' AROUND.
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I BEANED HIM WITH A ROCK
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SO HE'D BE EASIER TO TOTE.
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WHY, THAT THERE FELLA'S
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FROM THE PETROLEUM COMPANY.
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WHAT'S A PETROLEUM?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HE ASKED ME IF
HE COULD DO SOME
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WILD-CATTIN'
DOWN BY THE SLOUGH.
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I SAID, HELP YOURSELF,
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WE'RE GLAD TO GET
RID OF THE CRITTERS.
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WHAT'D HE SAY?
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HE JUST LAUGHED.
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THE LAUGH'S ON HIM,
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THERE AIN'T NO WILDCATS
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DOWN THERE AT THAT SLOUGH.
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HECK, NO.
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IT'S TOO FULL OF OIL.
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OH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHERE AM I?
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THIS HERE IS
THE CLAMPETT PLACE.
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I'M JED CLAMPETT,
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MY YOUNGIN ELLY MAY,
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AND GRANNY.
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GRANNY SAYS YOU'VE BEEN
DOING SOME WILD-CATTIN'.
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LOOK, THERE'S NO NEED TO.
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MR. CLAMPETT,
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THAT SWAMP OF
YOURS IS FULL OF OIL.
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I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT.
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WELL, MY COMPANY
WOULD LIKE TO PUMP IT OUT.
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YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT, TOO,
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BUT I JUST CAN'T
AFFORD TO HAVE IT DONE.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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YOU SEE, YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
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OH, I DON'T TAKE
FAVORS FROM STRANGERS.
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NO, NO, NO, MR. CLAMPETT.
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YOU SEE, UH,
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YOU'RE A VERY RICH MAN.
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HOW BIG A ROCK
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DID YOU BEAN HIM WITH?
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NO BIGGER THAN A HEDGE APPLE.
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LISTEN, I'VE GOTTA
CALL MY OFFICE IN TULSA.
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HAVE YOU GOT A TELEPHONE?
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A WHAT?
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A TELEPHONE.
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WELL, MAYBE ONE OF
YOUR NEIGHBORS HAS ONE.
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IT'S A, A...
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WELL, DOWN IN THIS COUNTRY,
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IT'S PROBABLY A BOX
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ATTACHED TO THE WALL.
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AND, UH, YOU TALK INTO IT
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AND THEY CAN
HEAR YOU IN TULSA.
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MAYBE YOU BETTER
SIT DOWN FOR A SPELL.
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NO, I HAVEN'T TIME.
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LISTEN, WHERE'S
THE NEAREST AIRFIELD?
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AIRFIELD?
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YOU KNOW, GRANNY,
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THAT'S ONE OF THEM AIR FIELDS
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SITS UP IN THE AIR.
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OH, NEVER MIND,
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I'LL FIND IT MYSELF.
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LISTEN, NOW DON'T
YOU SELL THAT SWAMP
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'TIL YOU HEAR FROM ME.
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I'M FLYING TO TULSA.
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NOW HE THINKS HE'S GOT WINGS.
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(ROOSTER CROWING)
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MORNING, GRANNY.
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WATCH THEM BUTTONS, CHILD.
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GRANNY!
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THEM PIGS OF YOURS
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GOT INTO THE CORN.
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DID THEY DRINK MUCH?
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I RECKON THEY DID.
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THIS HERE LITTLE FELLOW
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WAS KICKING BLUE
BLAZES OUTTA THE MULE.
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THAT'S THE TROUBLE
WITH RAZORBACKS.
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THEY SUCH A MEAN DRUNK.
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(PIG SQUEAL)
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THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN
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IF YOU'D STAY IN THE HOUSE
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WHERE YOU BELONG.
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THERE IT IS, MR. BREWSTER.
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FROM THE TESTS AND SURVEYS,
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I SAY THAT'S GONNA BE
ONE OF THE RICHEST POOLS
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SINCE EAST TEXAS.
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NEWS LIKE THIS
IS BOUND TO GET OUT.
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LET'S GO DOWN AND GET
CLAMPETT'S NAME ON A DEAL.
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WHERE'S THE GUN?
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WHERE IS IT?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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YOU OUGHTA SEE
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WHAT JUST FLEW
OVER BLUEBERRY RIDGE.
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WHAT?
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THE DAG-BLAMEDEST,
BIGGEST BIRD
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YOU EVER LAID EYES ON.
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PROBABLY JUST AN
OVERGROWN CHICKEN HAWK.
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CHICKEN HAWK, NOTHIN".
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THAT THING COULD
MAKE OFF WITH A HOG.
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HURRY UP,
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PUT THAT GUN TOGETHER.
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NO ROOM TO LAND NEAR
THE CABIN, MR. BREWSTER.
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IT'S TOO ROCKY AND HILLY.
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THEN LET'S GET THE
SLING READY TO BE LOWERED.
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WELL, MR. BREWSTER,
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THAT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS.
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HANG THE DANGER.
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WE'RE GONNA BE THE FIRST
OIL COMPANY DOWN THERE
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IF IT KILLS YOU.
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YES, SIR.
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ME?
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DON'T WORRY.
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IF IT'S SAFE, I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
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GRANNY, I SEE IT.
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THERE IT IS.
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LAND OF MERCY, LOOK AT THAT.
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WHAT YOU DOING, GRANNY?
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THAT THING'S
ONLY GOT ONE CLAW,
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BUT DANGED IF IT
AIN'T GRABBED UP A MAN.
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HURRY, PA.
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IT'S MY STRANGER.
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WHERE IS IT?
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JUST FLEW OVER THE HOUSE,
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PLL GET IT
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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(GUNSHOTS)
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DID YOU KILL IT, GRANNY?
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NO, BUT I MADE IT
DROP THAT STRANGER.
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JETHRO, STOP THIS THING!
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GRANNY!
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GRANNY!
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YES, JED?
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GRANNY, GRAB A
HOLD OF SOMETHIN'
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AND HANG ON.
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COUSIN PEARL AND THAT
OVERGROWN SON OF HERS
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IS HEADED RIGHT FOR THE
CABIN IN THAT OLD TRUCK.
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HEAVEN PROTECT US.
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OH, OH, JETHRO!
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DID THEY HIT US, JED?
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NO, BUT I THINK
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THEY SURE WHOPPED
THE CHICKEN HOUSE.
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OH, JED, I'M SURE SORRY
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ABOUT THE CHICKEN HOUSE.
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BUT NOBODY GOT HURT.
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JETHRO, I TOLD YOU
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TO GET RID OF THEM
WORN OUT BRAKES.
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I DID, MA.
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THAT'S HOW COME
WE AIN'T GOT NONE.
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GET ON OUT AND LIFT
THE CHICKEN HOUSE
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BACK ON ITS FOUNDATION.
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JED.
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YEAH?
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JED, ELLY MAY CAME
RUNNING OVER TO MY PLACE
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AND SHE SAID
YOU SOLD THE SWAMP
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TO SOME OIL COMPANY.
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WELL, YEAH, I GUESS I DID.
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WHAT DID THEY PAY YOU FOR IT?
257
00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,844
WELL, THEY AIN'T
PAID ME NOTHING YET.
258
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,972
THAT BREWSTER FELLOW SAID
HE'D BRING THE MONEY LATER.
259
00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:14,677
WELL, HOW MUCH
THEY GONNA PAY YOU?
260
00:10:14,751 --> 00:10:17,220
WELL, HE SAID IT
DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH OIL
261
00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:18,777
THEY COULD PUMP OUT OF IT.
262
00:10:18,855 --> 00:10:20,482
WELL, HE MUST HAVE
MENTIONED SOME FIGURE.
263
00:10:20,557 --> 00:10:22,081
WHAT WAS IT?
264
00:10:22,158 --> 00:10:22,852
WELL, NOW, PEARL,
265
00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:25,394
YOU KNOW THAT OLD SWAMP
WASN'T WORTH SHUCKS.
266
00:10:25,461 --> 00:10:26,519
JED CLAMPETT,
267
00:10:26,596 --> 00:10:27,495
YOU GOT SLICKERED
268
00:10:27,563 --> 00:10:28,927
AND YOU'RE
ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.
269
00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:30,556
THAT'S JUST WHAT I TOLD HIM.
270
00:10:30,632 --> 00:10:32,259
GRANNY, HOW MUCH
THEY GONNA PAY HIM?
271
00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:33,267
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU.
272
00:10:33,335 --> 00:10:35,463
HE SAID AROUND SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN 25 AND 100.
273
00:10:35,537 --> 00:10:37,665
25 AND 100?
274
00:10:37,739 --> 00:10:39,035
I KNOW IT DON'T
SOUND LIKE MUCH,
275
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,334
BUT MR. BREWSTER
SEEMED TO SAY
276
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,464
A GREAT STORY BY THE FACT
277
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,474
THAT HE'S GONNA PAY ME
278
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,806
IN SOME NEW KIND OF DOLLAR.
279
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,369
THERE AIN'T NO
NEW KIND OF DOLLARS.
280
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,539
WELL, IT'S NEW TO ME.
281
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,810
I'VE HEARD OF GOLD DOLLARS,
282
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:50,610
SILVER DOLLARS,
283
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,548
PAPER DOLLARS,
284
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,586
BUT HE SAID HE'S
GONNA PAY ME IN, VH,
285
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,621
WHAT'D HE CALL 'EM, GRANNY?
286
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,656
MILLION DOLLARS.
287
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,187
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
288
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,729
MILLION DOLLARS?
289
00:11:03,795 --> 00:11:06,457
HE WROTE THE WHOLE THING
OUT ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER.
290
00:11:06,531 --> 00:11:07,759
HERE, YOU CAN
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
291
00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:09,596
I DON'T KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF.
292
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,568
LET'S SEE HERE NOW.
293
00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:13,865
SAINTS IN HEAVEN.
294
00:11:13,937 --> 00:11:16,234
(COUGHING)
295
00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:18,273
GRANNY, GIVE ME THE JUG.
296
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:19,967
IT'S EMPTY,
BUT I'LL FETCH SOME.
297
00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:21,237
I'LL GO, GRANNY.
298
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,708
JED,
299
00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:26,611
JED,
300
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,043
YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE.
301
00:11:30,117 --> 00:11:32,278
A MILLIONAIRE.
302
00:11:32,351 --> 00:11:33,682
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
THE BREWSTER FELLA
303
00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:34,981
KEPT CALLING ME.
304
00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:37,021
I DIDN'T KNOW
JUST HOW TO TAKE IT.
305
00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:39,318
HE MEANT YOU'RE RICH.
306
00:11:39,391 --> 00:11:40,290
ME?
307
00:11:40,358 --> 00:11:42,588
THE RICHEST MAN
IN THESE HILLS,
308
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,561
MAYBE IN THE WHOLE STATE.
309
00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:48,156
JED, YOU CAN HAVE
ANYTHING YOU WANT,
310
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:49,825
DO ANYTHING YOU WANT,
311
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,335
GO ANY PLACE YOU WANT.
312
00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:54,462
YEAH, THAT'S ANOTHER
THING HE KEPT SAYING.
313
00:11:54,538 --> 00:11:55,232
HE SAID HE RECKONED
314
00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:57,638
I'D BE MOVING
AWAY FROM HERE SOON.
315
00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:58,504
WHAT DO YOU THINK, PEARL?
316
00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:00,566
YOU THINK I OUGHT TO MOVE?
317
00:12:00,644 --> 00:12:03,477
JED, HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK?
318
00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:05,345
LOOK AROUND YOU.
319
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:08,044
YOU'RE EIGHT MILES FROM
YOUR NEAREST NEIGHBOR.
320
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,517
YOU'RE OVERRUN WITH SKUNKS,
321
00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:10,178
POSSUMS,
322
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,244
COYOTES,
323
00:12:11,322 --> 00:12:12,949
BOBCATS.
324
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,582
YOU USE KEROSENE
LAMPS FOR LIGHT,
325
00:12:14,658 --> 00:12:15,682
YOU COOK ON A WOOD STOVE
326
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:17,523
SUMMER AND WINTER.
327
00:12:17,594 --> 00:12:19,585
YOU'RE DRINKING
HOMEMADE MOONSHINE,
328
00:12:19,663 --> 00:12:21,859
WASHING WITH
HOMEMADE LYE SOAP,
329
00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:23,024
AND YOUR BATHROOM
330
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,795
IS 50 FEET FROM THE HOUSE
331
00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:27,599
AND YOU ASK SHOULD YOU MOVE?
332
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,843
WELL, I RECKON YOU'RE RIGHT.
333
00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:36,141
A MAN WOULD BE A DANGED
FOOL TO LEAVE ALL THIS.
334
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,390
OH, THERE YOU ARE, JED.
335
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,258
YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME.
336
00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:54,297
I MEANT YOU SHOULD MOVE AWAY.
337
00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:56,162
AND YOU KNOW WHERE
I'D GO IF I WAS YOU?
338
00:12:56,232 --> 00:12:57,427
WHERE?
339
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,628
CA-LI-FORNY.
340
00:12:59,702 --> 00:13:01,170
CALIFORNY?
341
00:13:01,237 --> 00:13:01,795
YES, SIR.
342
00:13:01,871 --> 00:13:03,965
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNY.
343
00:13:05,908 --> 00:13:07,204
JED, REMEMBER THE TIME
344
00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:09,539
THAT YOUR PA TOOK
US TO EUREKA SPRINGS
345
00:13:09,611 --> 00:13:12,512
TO SEE THE MOVIE PICTURE?
346
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:14,015
YEAH.
347
00:13:14,082 --> 00:13:16,779
WELL, THE ACTORS THAT
MAKE THEM MOVIE PICTURES
348
00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:20,253
LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
349
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,083
GO ON.
350
00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:22,623
YES, SIR.
351
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:25,455
WELL, DOGGY.
352
00:13:25,526 --> 00:13:26,686
WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?
353
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,886
LIVING IN THE SAME
NECK OF THE WOODS
354
00:13:27,961 --> 00:13:30,122
AS OLD TOM MIX.
355
00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:31,819
IT SURE WOULD.
356
00:13:31,897 --> 00:13:33,695
AND WE COULD COME VISIT YOU.
357
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:40,697
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
THEY SAY ABOUT CALIFORNY?
358
00:13:40,772 --> 00:13:42,035
WHAT?
359
00:13:42,106 --> 00:13:44,370
YOU DON'T GET COLD OUT THERE.
360
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:45,966
WHAT DON'T GET COLD OUT THERE?
361
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,203
NOTHIN' DON'T GET
COLD OUT THERE.
362
00:13:48,277 --> 00:13:49,472
THEY DON'T HAVE NO SNOW
363
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:50,841
OR NO ICE.
364
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:53,472
CAN'T THEY BRING SOME IN?
365
00:13:53,548 --> 00:13:55,243
THEY DON'T WANT IT.
366
00:13:55,316 --> 00:13:57,340
THAT'S WHY IT'D BE
SO GOOD FOR GRANNY.
367
00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:58,249
REMEMBER LAST WINTER
368
00:13:58,318 --> 00:13:59,478
WHEN SHE SLIPPED ON THE ICE
369
00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:01,953
AND BROKE HER HIP?
370
00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:02,886
YEAH.
371
00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:04,514
POOR OLD WOMAN.
372
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,581
SHE WAS LIMPIN' FOR TWO DAYS.
373
00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:10,689
WELL, THAT COULDN'T
HAPPEN IN CALIFORNY
374
00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:12,595
BECAUSE THEY
DON'T HAVE NO ICE.
375
00:14:12,665 --> 00:14:14,360
HOW COME?
376
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,266
I DON'T KNOW HOW COME.
377
00:14:16,335 --> 00:14:17,859
BUT GRANNY'D SURE LIKE IT.
378
00:14:17,936 --> 00:14:20,496
AND WE COULD VISIT YOU.
379
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,445
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
THEY SAY ABOUT CALIFORNY?
380
00:14:27,512 --> 00:14:29,606
MAYBE JETHRO WOULD KNOW
HOW COME THERE'S NO ICE.
381
00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:31,445
HE'S GOIN' TO SCHOOL.
382
00:14:31,516 --> 00:14:34,109
WE COULD ASK HIM.
383
00:14:34,185 --> 00:14:35,584
JETHRO?
384
00:14:35,653 --> 00:14:36,449
YEAH, MA?
385
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,988
COME ON OVER HERE.
386
00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:39,523
SPEAKING OF SCHOOL,
387
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,058
ELLY MAY COULD GET HERSELF
388
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,254
A FINE EDUCATION OUT
THERE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
389
00:14:44,328 --> 00:14:46,524
YEAH, MA?
390
00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:48,087
YOUR RICH UNCLE'S
GOT A QUESTION
391
00:14:48,165 --> 00:14:50,065
HE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
392
00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:53,263
WHAT RICH UNCLE, MA?
393
00:14:53,337 --> 00:14:55,305
YOUR RICH UNCLE JED.
394
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,668
JETHRO,
395
00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:59,071
HOW COME THERE'S
NO ICE IN CALIFORNY?
396
00:15:01,144 --> 00:15:03,579
DON'T LOOK AT ME,
I DIDN'T TAKE IT.
397
00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:06,373
YOU BIG DUMB...
398
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,176
WELL, I DIDN'T, MA.
399
00:15:07,249 --> 00:15:08,739
OH, GET OUTTA HERE.
400
00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,321
AS I WAS SAYING, JED,
401
00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:14,514
FOLKS CLAIM,
402
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:17,491
CALIFORNY'S GOT IT ALL BEAT.
403
00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:20,324
WHY, THINGS GROW
TWICE AS BIG OUT THERE.
404
00:15:20,395 --> 00:15:21,385
JETHRO WOULD BE A WHOPPER,
405
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,228
WOULDN'T HE?
406
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,860
SAY, HE COULD HELP YOU MOVE.
407
00:15:27,936 --> 00:15:28,767
HE'S AWFUL HANDY
408
00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:29,963
AT LIFTIN' AND TOTIN'.
409
00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:32,302
AND HE COULD DRIVE
YOU OUT IN MY TRUCK.
410
00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:33,307
WELL, NOW,
411
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,343
I COULDN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
412
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:38,243
JED, WE'RE KINFOLK.
413
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,839
WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS.
414
00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,975
AND THEN I COULD
COME OUT LATER
415
00:15:43,051 --> 00:15:45,543
AND RIDE BACK WITH HIM.
416
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:48,852
AND BRING HIS
UNMARRIED SISTER ALONG.
417
00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:51,893
WE COULD VISIT FOR A WHILE.
418
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,631
JED, DID I EVER TELL YOU
419
00:15:57,698 --> 00:15:58,926
ABOUT THEM ORANGES
420
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,934
THEY GROW OUT THERE?
421
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,594
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, PEARL,
422
00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:05,364
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO STUDY ON THIS.
423
00:16:05,437 --> 00:16:06,733
WHEN THAT BREWSTER
FELLOW COMES BACK,
424
00:16:06,804 --> 00:16:08,499
I'LL ASK HIM WHAT HE THINKS.
425
00:16:10,407 --> 00:16:12,375
WELL, YOUR COUSIN
IS RIGHT ABOUT THAT,
426
00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:13,409
MR. CLAMPETT.
427
00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:15,707
BEVERLY HILLS ISA
CHOICE RESIDENTIAL AREA
428
00:16:15,779 --> 00:16:18,407
AND LOTS OF MILLIONAIRES
DO SETTLE THERE.
429
00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:20,142
FOLKS LIKE ME, HUH?
430
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:23,185
WELL, UH, MILLIONAIRES.
431
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,615
AND MOVIE STARS, TOO.
432
00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:26,380
OH, YES, YES.
433
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,749
IS TOM MIX THERE?
434
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,619
NO, I'M AFRAID
MR. MIX IS DEAD.
435
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,784
OH.
436
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,849
OH, YEAH.
437
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,861
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME?
438
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,124
REMEMBER, PEARL, HE GOT SHOT
439
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,220
AT THE END OF THAT PICTURE.
440
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,531
WELL, THERE ARE PLENTY
OF OTHER MOVIE STARS,
441
00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:46,696
AND THAT'S WHERE
JED WANTS TO LIVE.
442
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:49,364
AIN'T IT, JED?
443
00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:50,599
I DO LIKE THE NOTION
444
00:16:50,673 --> 00:16:52,834
OF LIVING IN THE HILLS.
445
00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,739
NEVER COULD STAND
FLAT COUNTRY.
446
00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:55,537
MR. CLAMPETT,
447
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,669
I THINK IT ONLY FAIR...
448
00:16:57,745 --> 00:16:59,269
THAT IS, WELL,
449
00:16:59,346 --> 00:17:01,178
I THINK YOU MAY
HAVE A WRONG IDEA
450
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,738
ABOUT BEVERLY HILLS.
451
00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:04,011
IS THAT WHERE YOU LIVE?
452
00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:05,744
NO, MY HOME IS IN TULSA.
453
00:17:05,818 --> 00:17:06,751
OH, SAY,
454
00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:08,218
MAYBE YOU COULD
GET US A PLACE THERE
455
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:11,655
IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?
456
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:12,452
MR. CLAMPETT,
457
00:17:12,525 --> 00:17:13,924
LET'S NOT BEAT
AROUND THE BUSH.
458
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,985
YOU WILL LOVE BEVERLY HILLS.
459
00:17:17,063 --> 00:17:18,622
THEN THAT'S IT.
460
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:19,563
CAN YOU STEER JED
461
00:17:19,632 --> 00:17:20,827
ONTO A GOOD PLACE?
462
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,231
WELL, I CAN GET
THE BANK OUT THERE
463
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:23,597
TO HANDLE IT FOR HIM.
464
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,194
HE'D LIKE A NICE, BIG PLACE
465
00:17:26,271 --> 00:17:27,431
WITH PLENTY OF ROOM
466
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,235
FOR HIS KINFOLK TO VISIT HIM.
467
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:35,778
WELL, I WOULD LIKE
A NICE, ROOMY PLACE
468
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,110
IF I COULD AFFORD IT.
469
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,115
OH, MR. CLAMPETT,
470
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:39,775
WITH YOUR MONEY,
471
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,510
YOU CAN AFFORD THE TAJ MAHAL.
472
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:43,348
OKAY, I'LL TAKE IT.
473
00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:45,449
WELL, NO, YOU SEE,
474
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:47,353
I WAS JUST
MAKING A LITTLE JOKE.
475
00:17:47,423 --> 00:17:50,051
OH, WELL, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
476
00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:53,318
WELL, YOU SEE, VH,
477
00:17:53,395 --> 00:17:56,228
THE TAJ MAHAL IS IN INDIA.
478
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,331
MR. BREWSTER,
479
00:18:03,403 --> 00:18:04,131
YOU'RE A NICE FELLA,
480
00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:07,196
BUT I'VE HEARD BETTER JOKES.
481
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:12,268
IS THE FOREIGNER
STAYING FOR SUPPER?
482
00:18:12,345 --> 00:18:13,107
I'M ASHAMED TO SAY
483
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:13,839
I AIN'T ASKED HIM.
484
00:18:13,913 --> 00:18:14,573
HOW ABOUT IT?
485
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:16,582
OH I, I DON'T THINK SO.
486
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:17,549
OH, NO TROUBLE.
487
00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:18,709
WHAT YOU COOKING
TONIGHT, GRANNY?
488
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:19,650
MUSTARD GREENS
489
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,051
AND POSSUM INNARDS.
490
00:18:22,122 --> 00:18:24,022
MM-MMM.
491
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:26,387
DO YOU HEAR THAT,
MR. BREWSTER?
492
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,982
VERY CLEARLY.
493
00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:29,686
WILL IT CHANGE YOUR MIND?
494
00:18:29,761 --> 00:18:31,695
UH, NOT THIS TIME.
495
00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:32,991
WELL, IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN
496
00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:34,258
TO COME BACK TOMORROW,
497
00:18:34,331 --> 00:18:35,594
WE'LL BE HAVING LEFTOVERS.
498
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,394
THAT'S THE THING
ABOUT POSSUM INNARDS.
499
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:40,491
THEY'S JUST AS
GOOD THE SECOND DAY.
500
00:18:47,008 --> 00:18:50,033
ELLY, IF OLD DUKE
SITS THERE WITH YOU,
501
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:52,010
THERE AIN'T GONNA
BE ROOM FOR GRANNY.
502
00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:53,603
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, PA.
503
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,012
GRANNY AIN'T GOIN’.
504
00:18:56,082 --> 00:18:57,413
WHO SAYS SHE AIN'T?
505
00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,247
SHE SAYS SHE AIN'T.
506
00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:00,808
THAT'S RIGHT, UNCLE JED.
507
00:19:00,887 --> 00:19:02,615
SHE'S JUST SITTIN’ ON THE
BACK PORCH IN HER ROCKER
508
00:19:02,688 --> 00:19:04,884
AND SHE SAYS THAT'S
AS CLOSE TO CALIFORNY
509
00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:07,117
AS YOU'RE GONNA GET HER.
510
00:19:08,392 --> 00:19:10,383
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
511
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:11,656
DANGED IF I AIN'T GOT ME
512
00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:15,222
THE MULIEST WOMENFOLK.
513
00:19:15,299 --> 00:19:17,233
WE AIN'T NEVER
GONNA GET THERE.
514
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,765
NOW, WHAT'S ALL THIS NONSENSE
515
00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:25,935
ABOUT YOU AIN'T
GOING TO CALIFORNY?
516
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,603
AIN'T NO NONSENSE TOIT.
517
00:19:28,678 --> 00:19:31,306
IF THE GOOD LORD HAD
A WANTED ME IN CALIFORNY,
518
00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:34,078
HE'D A PUT ME IN CALIFORNY.
519
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,016
MAYBE HE'S JUST
GETTING AROUND TOIT.
520
00:19:36,086 --> 00:19:39,647
THE BOOK SAYS HE
MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
521
00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:42,624
WELL, IF HE MOVES ME, I'LL GO.
522
00:19:42,692 --> 00:19:43,852
BUT YOU AND BIG JETHRO
523
00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:46,554
AIN'T A BUDGIN' ME.
524
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:47,652
AH, GRANNY,
525
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:48,822
THIS HERE BEVERLY HILLS
526
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,625
SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND
OF PLACE YOU'D LIKE.
527
00:19:50,698 --> 00:19:51,597
THAT BREWSTER FELLA SAYS
528
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:54,727
THEY GOT SMOGS OUT THERE.
529
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,098
WHAT'S A SMOG?
530
00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:57,159
ME AND JETHRO FIGURED OUT
531
00:19:57,237 --> 00:20:01,196
THAT'S A SMALL HOG.
532
00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:03,038
AND YOU HEARD WHAT
PEARL SAID TODAY,
533
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,474
THEY AIN'T GOT
NO SNOW OUT THERE.
534
00:20:04,543 --> 00:20:06,341
YOU COULD RUN
YOUR STILL YEAR-ROUND.
535
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:08,278
RUNS THE YEAR-ROUND HERE.
536
00:20:08,347 --> 00:20:09,781
YEAH, BUT WALKING DOWN
537
00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:10,941
THROUGH THE SNOW TO THE STILL
538
00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:14,213
ALWAYS MAKES YOU
FEEL SO MISERABLE.
539
00:20:14,286 --> 00:20:16,778
I MIGHT FEEL
MISERABLE WALKIN' DOWN,
540
00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:19,052
BUT THE WAY I
FEELS COMIN' BACK,
541
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,822
MAKES UP FOR IT.
542
00:20:21,894 --> 00:20:24,158
DAG-NABBIT GRANNY.
543
00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,197
WE'VE BEEN
PLANNING AND TALKING
544
00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:27,164
ABOUT THIS TRIP FOR DAYS.
545
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:28,825
YOU NEVER SAID
YOU WOULDN'T GO.
546
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,664
NEVER SAID I WOULD NEITHER.
547
00:20:30,735 --> 00:20:31,827
BUT THAT BREWSTER FELLER
548
00:20:31,903 --> 00:20:32,893
HAS BOUGHT US A HOUSE
549
00:20:32,971 --> 00:20:34,131
IN THEM BEVERLY HILLS.
550
00:20:34,204 --> 00:20:35,194
HE SENT OUR $25 MILLION
551
00:20:35,272 --> 00:20:36,432
TO THE BANK OUT THERE.
552
00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:38,770
WELL, YOU JUST
CHASE ON OUT AFTER IT.
553
00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:41,138
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
554
00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:44,702
AND I AIN'T AFEARED NEITHER.
555
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:47,373
GRANNY, I AIN'T A
LEAVIN' YOU HERE ALONE.
556
00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:48,744
AND I AIN'T A BUDGIN'
557
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,045
OUT OF THIS ROCKER.
558
00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:11,499
JETHRO, WHAT DOES
THAT SIGN SAY?
559
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,131
IT SAYS "BEVERLY HILLS."
560
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,367
DID YOU HEAR THAT, GRANNY?
561
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,908
WE'RE THERE.
562
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,773
THEY CALL THEM "HILLS"?
563
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,812
WHY WE GOT MOLES
THAT CAN PUSH UP
564
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,280
HIGHER RIDGES THAN THAT.
565
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,509
WELL, AT LEAST
WAYS, THEY'S HILLS.
566
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,143
WE'LL BE AMONG
OUR KINDA FOLKS.
567
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:43,890
THIS DEPOSIT OF $25 MILLION
568
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:46,993
TO THE ACCOUNT
OF J.D. CLAMPETT.
569
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,697
IS THAT J.D.?
570
00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:50,933
AS IN ROCKEFELLER.
571
00:21:51,006 --> 00:21:52,906
ELEVATES US TO THIRD POSITION
572
00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:55,272
IN CAPITAL ASSETS
573
00:21:55,343 --> 00:21:56,970
AND ASSURES OUR BANK OF...
574
00:21:57,045 --> 00:21:58,308
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
575
00:21:58,379 --> 00:21:59,471
COME IN.
576
00:21:59,547 --> 00:22:01,606
I'M SORRY TO
INTERRUPT, MR. DRYSDALE.
577
00:22:01,683 --> 00:22:03,117
IT'S ALL RIGHT, TAYLOR.
578
00:22:03,184 --> 00:22:04,912
WELL, WE ALL SET
TO GIVE THE CLAMPETTS
579
00:22:04,985 --> 00:22:06,316
THEIR RED CARPET RECEPTION?
580
00:22:06,386 --> 00:22:07,876
WELL, I'M AFRAID MRS. DRYSDALE
581
00:22:07,955 --> 00:22:09,479
STILL ISN'T TOO HAPPY, SIR.
582
00:22:09,555 --> 00:22:11,147
YES, I KNOW.
583
00:22:11,223 --> 00:22:12,747
OH, MY WIFE IS VERY UPSET
584
00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:13,756
THAT I GOT THE ESTATE
585
00:22:13,824 --> 00:22:15,690
NEXT TO OURS
FOR THE CLAMPETTS.
586
00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:16,624
SAYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW
587
00:22:16,694 --> 00:22:17,957
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE THEY ARE.
588
00:22:18,028 --> 00:22:19,120
DO YOU?
589
00:22:21,365 --> 00:22:23,025
I KNOW TO THE DOLLAR
590
00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:24,999
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE THEY ARE.
591
00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:26,592
THEY'RE MY KIND OF PEOPLE,
592
00:22:26,668 --> 00:22:28,067
LOADED.
593
00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:32,005
TAYLOR, HAVE THE GARDENERS
GOT THE GROUNDS IN ORDER?
594
00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:32,939
YES, SIR.
595
00:22:33,008 --> 00:22:33,998
BUT I'M AFRAID
THAT'S ANOTHER THING
596
00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:35,168
YOUR WIFE IS UPSET ABOUT.
597
00:22:35,244 --> 00:22:35,938
OH.
598
00:22:36,011 --> 00:22:37,035
WELL, YOU SEE, YOUR
GARDENERS HAVE BEEN
599
00:22:37,112 --> 00:22:38,840
WORKING ON THEIR
LAWN ALL WEEK.
600
00:22:38,913 --> 00:22:39,675
WHY THEY'VE MOWED IT,
601
00:22:39,747 --> 00:22:40,236
TRIMMED IT,
602
00:22:40,314 --> 00:22:40,803
FED IT,
603
00:22:40,882 --> 00:22:41,405
CLIPPED IT.
604
00:22:41,482 --> 00:22:42,677
I DON'T CARE
IF THEY LATHER IT
605
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,240
AND SHAVE IT.
606
00:22:44,318 --> 00:22:45,410
THIS IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL MANSION
607
00:22:45,486 --> 00:22:46,681
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
608
00:22:46,754 --> 00:22:47,721
I WANT EVERY SQUARE INCH
609
00:22:47,788 --> 00:22:49,152
OF GROUND WITHIN THOSE WALLS
610
00:22:49,222 --> 00:22:50,121
IN APPLE PIE...
611
00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:52,318
(PHONE RINGING)
612
00:22:52,392 --> 00:22:53,860
YES?
613
00:22:53,927 --> 00:22:55,951
OH, HELLO, MARGARET.
614
00:22:56,028 --> 00:22:58,861
NO, DEAR, I'M VERY B...
615
00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:00,194
WHAT?
616
00:23:00,266 --> 00:23:00,994
WELL, GOOD HEAVENS,
617
00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:03,433
DID YOU CALL THE POLICE?
618
00:23:03,502 --> 00:23:04,765
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
619
00:23:04,837 --> 00:23:05,895
WHAT HAPPENED?
620
00:23:05,971 --> 00:23:07,063
THE CLAMPETT ESTATE IS BEING
621
00:23:07,139 --> 00:23:09,039
INVADED BY A BAND OF OUTLAWS.
622
00:23:09,108 --> 00:23:09,904
INVADED?
623
00:23:09,975 --> 00:23:12,376
YES, THEY'RE HOLDING
THE GARDENERS AT GUNPOINT.
624
00:23:19,251 --> 00:23:19,911
SURE IS LUCKY
625
00:23:19,985 --> 00:23:21,544
WE COME ALONG WHEN WE DID.
626
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,644
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
627
00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:23,984
THE WAY THEY WERE
SLIPPING THROUGH THAT GATE,
628
00:23:24,056 --> 00:23:24,784
ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES
629
00:23:24,857 --> 00:23:25,983
AND THAT WHOLE DARN PRISON
630
00:23:26,058 --> 00:23:27,617
WOULD HAVE BEEN EMPTY.
631
00:23:30,663 --> 00:23:32,290
JETHRO,
632
00:23:32,364 --> 00:23:35,129
YOU SURE THAT'S A PRISON?
633
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,428
YEAH, UNCLE JED,
634
00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:39,596
I SEEN PICTURES.
635
00:23:39,671 --> 00:23:40,399
ONLY THING IS,
636
00:23:40,471 --> 00:23:43,168
HOW COME THERE AIN'T
NO GUARDS ON THEM WALLS?
637
00:23:43,241 --> 00:23:44,469
WELL, THEY
PROBABLY DONE 'EM IN
638
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:46,600
WITH THEM KNIVES AND THINGS.
639
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:47,439
THEY'S KILLERS,
640
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:49,171
IF I EVER DID SEE ANY.
641
00:23:49,245 --> 00:23:50,110
FINE NEIGHBORHOOD
642
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,374
WE'S MOVING INTO.
643
00:23:51,447 --> 00:23:53,677
(SIREN)
644
00:23:53,749 --> 00:23:55,183
YOU HEAR THAT?
645
00:23:55,251 --> 00:23:56,116
HOT DIGGITY,
646
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,882
THERE'S BOBCATS
IN THESE HILLS.
647
00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:01,389
THEM'S SIRENS.
648
00:24:01,456 --> 00:24:03,686
SOMEBODY'S CALLED THE LAW.
649
00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:05,782
I RECKON THEY IS
GONNA BE MIGHTY GRATEFUL
650
00:24:05,859 --> 00:24:07,451
FOR WHAT WE'VE DONE.
651
00:24:10,063 --> 00:24:11,997
FOLKS OUT HERE HAS
GOT A STRANGE WAY
652
00:24:12,065 --> 00:24:14,193
OF SHOWING THEY'S GRATEFUL.
653
00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:16,291
YEAH, I WONDER WHAT THEY DONE
654
00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:18,598
WITH GRANNY AND ELLY MAY?
655
00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:20,229
I DON'T KNOW.
656
00:24:24,409 --> 00:24:25,899
THEY SURE PUT UP THE SCRAP,
657
00:24:25,978 --> 00:24:27,309
DIDN'T THEY?
658
00:24:27,379 --> 00:24:28,039
YEAH.
659
00:24:28,113 --> 00:24:30,445
ELLY MAY WHIPPED
HERSELF THREE POLICEMEN
660
00:24:30,515 --> 00:24:32,711
AND TWO CONVICTS.
661
00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:35,582
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
662
00:24:35,654 --> 00:24:36,678
YOU LOCKED UP ONE
OF THE RICHEST MEN
663
00:24:36,755 --> 00:24:37,745
IN THE COUNTRY?
664
00:24:37,823 --> 00:24:38,312
MR. CLAMPETT,
665
00:24:38,390 --> 00:24:39,949
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO APOLOGIZE.
666
00:24:40,025 --> 00:24:42,926
I AM DEEPLY HUMILIATED.
667
00:24:42,995 --> 00:24:45,292
WHAT HAVE YOU CUTTHROATS
DONE WITH J.D. CLAMPETT?
668
00:24:45,363 --> 00:24:46,797
I'M JED CLAMPETT
669
00:24:46,864 --> 00:24:47,831
AND I'D APPRECIATE IT
670
00:24:47,898 --> 00:24:51,595
IF YOU'D LET GO
OF MY SUNDAY SHIRT.
671
00:24:51,668 --> 00:24:52,794
YOU'RE J.D. CLAMPETT,
672
00:24:52,869 --> 00:24:53,961
THE OIL MILLIONAIRE?
673
00:24:54,037 --> 00:24:56,131
YEP, THIS HERE'S
MY NEPHEW JETHRO.
674
00:24:56,206 --> 00:24:56,900
HOWDY.
675
00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:59,203
QUICKLY, MAN,
UNLOCK THIS CELL.
676
00:24:59,275 --> 00:25:00,765
MR. CLAMPETT,
677
00:25:00,844 --> 00:25:03,005
ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE
CITY OF BEVERLY HILLS,
678
00:25:03,078 --> 00:25:04,045
I EXTEND OUR DEEP
679
00:25:04,113 --> 00:25:04,944
AND HUMBLE APOLOGIES
680
00:25:05,014 --> 00:25:05,981
FOR THIS UNFORTUNATE
681
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:07,846
AND EMBARRASSING INCIDENT.
682
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,611
OH, I'M MILBURN DRYSDALE,
683
00:25:09,685 --> 00:25:11,676
PRESIDENT OF
THE BEVERLY HILLS BANK,
684
00:25:11,754 --> 00:25:12,846
MY CAR IS WAITING TO TAKE YOU
685
00:25:12,921 --> 00:25:14,581
AND YOUR FAMILY
TO YOUR NEW HOME.
686
00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:15,588
WE WANT YOU TO KNOW
687
00:25:15,656 --> 00:25:16,521
HOW HAPPY WE ARE
688
00:25:16,591 --> 00:25:17,819
TO HAVE YOU,
689
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:18,619
YOUR HANDSOME NEPHEW,
690
00:25:18,692 --> 00:25:19,852
YOUR LOVELY DAUGHTER,
691
00:25:19,925 --> 00:25:21,289
AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL MONEY...
692
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,019
MOTHER.
693
00:25:33,437 --> 00:25:34,199
WAIT A MINUTE.
694
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,931
STOP THIS CAR.
695
00:25:38,574 --> 00:25:39,541
MR. DRYSDALE,
696
00:25:39,609 --> 00:25:40,599
YOU TRICKED US.
697
00:25:40,676 --> 00:25:41,575
YOU JUST TOOK US OUT OF JAIL
698
00:25:41,644 --> 00:25:43,612
SO YOU COULD BRING US
BACK UP HERE TO PRISON.
699
00:25:43,679 --> 00:25:45,840
HEAD FOR THE HILLS, EVERYBODY.
700
00:25:47,682 --> 00:25:48,410
NO, WAIT.
701
00:25:48,483 --> 00:25:49,575
COME BACK.
702
00:25:49,651 --> 00:25:51,812
IT'S NOT A PRISON,
IT'S YOUR HOME.
703
00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:00,157
WAIT, COME BACK.
704
00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:02,656
WAIT, MR. CLAMPETT.
705
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,253
LISTEN TO ME.
706
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:04,989
NOW, WAIT.
707
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,158
MR. CLAMPETT, LISTEN TO ME.
708
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:07,858
WAIT.
709
00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:08,991
COME BACK.
710
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,406
WELL, I FINALLY
ROUNDED THEM UP
711
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,137
AND CONVINCED THEM
712
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:53,042
THAT STONE WALLS
713
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,137
DO NOT A PRISON MAKE.
714
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:57,704
I SHALL NEVER
FORGET THE PICTURE
715
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:58,613
OF THOSE HILLBILLIES
716
00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:00,742
DRIVING UP TO THEIR NEW HOME.
717
00:27:05,823 --> 00:27:06,415
WELCOME.
718
00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:07,219
WELCOME.
719
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:08,258
HOWDY.
720
00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,226
WELL, NOW, AIN'T THAT HANDY?
721
00:27:10,294 --> 00:27:11,386
WHAT'S THAT, PA?
722
00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:13,021
THE WAY THE ROAD
TAKES A BEND IN HERE,
723
00:27:13,097 --> 00:27:16,066
RUNS RIGHT BY THE FRONT DOOR.
724
00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:16,861
NO, MR. CLAMPETT,
725
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:17,798
THIS IS YOUR DRIVEWAY,
726
00:27:17,868 --> 00:27:19,358
IT GOES WITH THE HOUSE.
727
00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:21,028
IS THIS THING A HOUSE?
728
00:27:21,103 --> 00:27:22,161
OH, YES, INDEED.
729
00:27:22,238 --> 00:27:23,966
IT WAS BUILT BY
JOHN BARRYMORE,
730
00:27:24,038 --> 00:27:25,506
ONE OF OUR FINEST ACTORS.
731
00:27:25,573 --> 00:27:27,268
PRETTY FAIR STONE MASON, TOO.
732
00:27:38,219 --> 00:27:39,879
HEY, JED!
733
00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:41,421
YEAH, GRANNY!
734
00:27:41,488 --> 00:27:44,014
THIS HERE IS DANDY SOIL.
735
00:27:44,091 --> 00:27:48,153
WE CAN GROW A GOOD
STAND OF CORN HERE.
736
00:27:48,228 --> 00:27:49,024
FINE, GRANNY,
737
00:27:49,096 --> 00:27:52,259
WE'LL COMMENCE
PLOWING TOMORROW.
738
00:27:52,332 --> 00:27:53,924
YOU CAN'T GROW CORN THERE.
739
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,762
NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY.
740
00:27:54,834 --> 00:27:55,994
IF GRANNY SAYS IT'S GOOD SOIL,
741
00:27:56,067 --> 00:27:57,398
IT'S GOOD SOIL.
742
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,563
AIN'T NOBODY CAN
GROW CORN LIKE GRANNY.
743
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,197
BUT THIS IS BEVERLY HILLS.
744
00:28:01,273 --> 00:28:02,968
DIRT IS DIRT.
745
00:28:07,112 --> 00:28:08,840
I SUPPOSE THAT SHOULD
HAVE BEEN FAIR WARNING
746
00:28:08,913 --> 00:28:11,210
AS TO WHAT I COULD EXPECT.
747
00:28:11,281 --> 00:28:12,441
AT FIRST, I MUST ADMIT
748
00:28:12,514 --> 00:28:13,640
I WAS MOSTLY AMUSED
749
00:28:13,715 --> 00:28:15,274
AT THEIR REACTIONS.
750
00:28:19,087 --> 00:28:20,851
GOOD FOUNDATION.
751
00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:23,652
WELL, JETHRO,
752
00:28:23,725 --> 00:28:26,251
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF OUR NEW HOUSE?
753
00:28:26,328 --> 00:28:27,955
WELL, UNCLE JED,
754
00:28:28,030 --> 00:28:29,464
THIS HERE'S THE
BIGGEST BUNCH OF INDOORS
755
00:28:29,531 --> 00:28:31,555
I EVER DID SEE.
756
00:28:31,632 --> 00:28:32,827
IT'S A WHOPPER, ALL RIGHT.
757
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,492
GRANNY SAYS
THERE'S ONE WHOLE ROOM
758
00:28:34,568 --> 00:28:35,330
JUST FOR COOKING.
759
00:28:35,402 --> 00:28:36,233
OH, UNCLE JED,
760
00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:37,429
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THAT.
761
00:28:37,504 --> 00:28:39,563
WHY IT'S GOT AN ICE BOX INIT,
762
00:28:39,639 --> 00:28:42,232
BIG ENOUGH FORA
WHOLE SIDE OF BEEF.
763
00:28:42,308 --> 00:28:43,241
IS THAT A FACT?
764
00:28:43,309 --> 00:28:43,969
YES, SIR.
765
00:28:44,043 --> 00:28:45,169
AND GUESS WHAT
766
00:28:45,244 --> 00:28:46,939
KEEPS THAT
GREAT BIG THING COLD.
767
00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:47,774
WHAT?
768
00:28:47,846 --> 00:28:49,610
THREE OR FOUR LITTLE
BITTY OL' PANS OF ICE
769
00:28:49,682 --> 00:28:52,879
NO BIGGER THAN THAT.
770
00:28:52,952 --> 00:28:53,646
ONLY THING IS
771
00:28:53,719 --> 00:28:54,481
WHEN THAT ICE MELTS,
772
00:28:54,553 --> 00:28:56,577
WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET MORE?
773
00:28:56,654 --> 00:28:57,519
I GUESS WE'LL
JUST HAVE TO WAIT
774
00:28:57,589 --> 00:29:00,115
FOR THAT POND TO FREEZE OVER.
775
00:29:00,191 --> 00:29:02,182
DOES THIS PLACE GOT A POND?
776
00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:04,194
HAS IT GOT A POND?
777
00:29:04,262 --> 00:29:06,390
UNCLE JED,
IT'S THE FANCIEST THING
778
00:29:06,464 --> 00:29:07,760
YOU EVER DID SEE.
779
00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:09,299
ALL CEMENT.
780
00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:11,460
HOW 'BOUT THAT, A CEMENT POND.
781
00:29:11,535 --> 00:29:12,331
YES, SIR.
782
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,336
AND THEY HAVE STEPS
783
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:15,872
SO'S THE CATTLE CAN WALK
784
00:29:15,939 --> 00:29:16,872
RIGHT DOWN INTO IT
785
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,840
AND GET A DRINK.
786
00:29:18,909 --> 00:29:21,640
WELL, DOGGIES.
787
00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:24,113
AND DOWN AT THE DEEP END,
788
00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,205
THERE IS A BOARD
789
00:29:25,282 --> 00:29:28,718
STICKING RIGHT OUT
OVER THE WATER.
790
00:29:28,785 --> 00:29:29,547
ONLY THING IS
791
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:33,021
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT THAT'S FOR.
792
00:29:33,089 --> 00:29:34,215
JETHRO,
793
00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:36,224
HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB?
794
00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:39,353
THAT THERE'S TO
SET ON WHILE YOU FISH.
795
00:29:40,429 --> 00:29:41,760
WHILE YOU FISH?
796
00:29:41,831 --> 00:29:44,357
WHY, SURE, YEAH,
WHILE YOU FISH.
797
00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:49,127
AND THEN THERE
WAS THE EVENING
798
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,933
I ARRANGED A
DATE FOR ELLY MAY
799
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,734
WITH A YOUNG
MAN FROM THE BANK.
800
00:29:57,211 --> 00:29:58,975
I MUST ADMIT SHE WAS
A VISION OF BEAUTY
801
00:29:59,046 --> 00:29:59,740
IN THAT DRESS
802
00:29:59,813 --> 00:30:01,974
MY SECRETARY
PICKED OUT FOR HER.
803
00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:22,896
OH, MISS CLAMPETT,
804
00:30:22,969 --> 00:30:24,937
MAY I PRESENT BRAD JASON.
805
00:30:31,544 --> 00:30:33,136
WHY IN HEAVEN'S
NAME DID YOU DO THAT?
806
00:30:33,211 --> 00:30:36,146
THAT RASCAL WAS
FIXIN' TO BITE ME.
807
00:30:42,154 --> 00:30:43,053
AND THEN, OF COURSE,
808
00:30:43,121 --> 00:30:44,452
THERE WAS THAT DREADFUL DAY
809
00:30:44,523 --> 00:30:46,013
WHEN I WAS LEAVING
810
00:30:46,091 --> 00:30:48,185
AND FOUND THE GATE LOCKED.
811
00:30:57,202 --> 00:30:57,862
HELLO.
812
00:30:57,936 --> 00:30:58,630
HELLO.
813
00:30:58,704 --> 00:31:00,228
MR. CLAMPETT, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
814
00:31:00,304 --> 00:31:01,794
YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU.
815
00:31:01,872 --> 00:31:02,998
GOOD, GOOD.
816
00:31:03,074 --> 00:31:04,269
I NEED YOUR HELP.
817
00:31:08,312 --> 00:31:10,747
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
INSIDE THE WALL.
818
00:31:10,815 --> 00:31:11,475
I AM.
819
00:31:11,549 --> 00:31:14,518
WOULD YOU LET ME OUT, PLEASE?
820
00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:16,575
YOU BET I WILL.
821
00:31:16,653 --> 00:31:17,745
YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.
822
00:31:17,821 --> 00:31:18,686
I'LL GET ME AN AX
823
00:31:18,755 --> 00:31:20,415
AND HAVE YOU OUT
OF THERE IN NO TIME.
824
00:31:25,561 --> 00:31:27,256
HE DEMOLISHED 30 FEET OF WALL
825
00:31:27,329 --> 00:31:30,788
BEFORE I COULD STOP HIM.
826
00:31:30,866 --> 00:31:33,335
BUT THE WORST
THING THAT HAPPENED...
827
00:31:33,402 --> 00:31:34,460
I'M SORRY, MR. DRYSDALE,
828
00:31:34,536 --> 00:31:36,470
YOUR HOUR IS UP.
829
00:31:36,538 --> 00:31:38,266
AH, THANK YOU DOCTOR.
830
00:31:38,339 --> 00:31:39,966
NEXT WEEK, SAME TIME?
831
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:42,703
YES, I'LL EXPECT YOU.
832
00:31:42,777 --> 00:31:45,074
I'LL BE HERE.49274
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