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(opening theme playing)
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(whining)
do you mind hurrying up
in there?
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Seriously, what is
taking so long?
Did you fall in?
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I need to go.
Come on, come on,
come on!
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Yo rob, what's up?
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Oh! Doing the pee-pee
dance, bro?
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Nice, I love that dance.
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Doing the pee-pee dance?
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I invented the pee-pee dance.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh! I too wish to participate
in the dance of the pee-pee.
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(sobbing)
but I do not know how!
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It's quite simple, girl.
I'll show you.
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♪ step to the left,now, step to the right
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♪ put your knees togetherand squeeze 'em tight
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♪ keep your armsmoving side to side
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♪ try to hold it intill it's time to ride
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♪ knock, knocklet me inknock, knock
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♪ let me in,I gotta go, uhknock, knock
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♪ let me inknock, knock
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♪ let me inI gotta go
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♪ keep moving nowdon't you stop
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♪ hold it in tillit's time to drop
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♪ let me inbefore I pop
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♪ too lategotta grab the mop
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♪ knock, knocklet me inknock, knock
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♪ let me in,I gotta go, uhknock, knock
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♪ let me in, knock, knocklet me in, I gotta go ♪
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-(flushing)
-aw! Don't tell me I missed
the pee-pee dance.
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Titans, it's time we had
a bathroom meeting.
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A bathroom meeting?
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Yes, you guys are spending
way too much time in there.
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As titans, we spend on
average three percent of
our time fighting crime,
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Seven percent dancing,
18 percent doing food
related activities
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And the rest of the
titans' time is spent
in the bathroom.
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This cannot go on.
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Ah, can you repeat all
that stuff you just said?
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I was in the bathroom.
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-(grunting)
-(shrieking)
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As of this moment,
I'm instituting
bathroom rationing.
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No lavatory visit will
last more than
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Five minutes.
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(gasps)
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You can't do that to us.
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(gasps) that time frame
will not be sufficient.
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There's so much stuff we need
to do in there, bro!
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And, what exactly is that?
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It's where I tap dance.
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Cyborg:
It's where I go to sing.
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(scatting)
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Beast boy: It's where I do mysteam painting, the mosttemporary of art forms.
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Perfection!
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Aw!
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Starfire:
It is where I create myfavorite recipes.
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This will be the most
delicious pot of
the chili.
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(munching)
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That is not what
the bathroom is for.
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It is a place of
serious business.
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In and out.
Nothing in there should
take more than five minutes.
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Ten second hand-washes,
one minute showers,
four minute shaves.
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It takes you four minutes,
to shave what?
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I have very thick facial hair.
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Oh, yes.
This is coming in very nicely.
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That, my friend,
is a moustache.
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Don't you understand?
The bathroom is a
special place for us.
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It's a place of magic.
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Magic? Pfft. Please.
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It is true, robin.
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Humankind did not advanceinto the modern age
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Until they encounteredthe first bathroom.
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Where it came from,
nobody knows.
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I do.
We built them,
with pipes and tile.
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And, just to prove
everything you can possibly
do in a bathroom
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Can be accomplished
in under five minutes...
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Observe!
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(music playing)
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(alarm blaring)
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(all scream)
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See, five minutes.
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Why did the bathroom explode?
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Well, that's what happens
when the timer hits zero.
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What, you've never seen a
timer hit zero, before?
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The whole room is on the fire.
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Yes, it is.
Now, that I've demonstrated
what's possible,
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I'll be holding you all
to the same standard.
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-Oh, why the explosion?
-Remember, five minutes.
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I will be watching.
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(timer beeping)
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-Done.
-(alarm blaring)
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(sniffing)
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-(beeping)
-(dog whines)
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(alarm blaring)
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(whimpering)
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(timer beeping)
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(alarm blaring)
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It's bubble time, baby.
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(timer beeping)
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(alarm blaring)
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Titans, great news!
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Bathroom usage is down
90 percent.
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(groans)
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What has happened?
Your hygiene!
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Your five minute standard
killed the magic for us.
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We don't even bother to go
into the bathroom now.
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I haven't tap danced in weeks.
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You can tap dance anywhere.
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The bathroom is where you
go to wash your filthy bodies,
and do other unspeakable acts.
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Titans, go.
Clean yourselves up.
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I mean, come on.
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(all groaning)
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I don't understand
what makes the bathroom
so special for you guys.
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Then, please come with us,
robin.
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And we'll show you the magic.
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(gags)
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Fine, if it'll restore
your strawberry scent.
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All right.
Show me why you need more than
five minutes in the bathroom.
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We will, bro.
But first, take this
microphone.
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That's a toothbrush.
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(scoffs)
you have so much to learn.
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♪ if you want to sing
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♪ sing on, sing on,sing everything
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♪ if you want to dream
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♪ dream of, dream of,everything you are ♪
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(laughing)
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(clapping)
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(gurgling)
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Ah! So good.
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Guys, you were right.
This place is
absolutely magical.
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The five minutes standard
is hereby abolished.
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Ya! Booyacity!
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-(cheering)
-hurray! Hurray!
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If you don't mind,
I'd like a moment alone
with the bathroom.
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We understand.
Take your time.
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-(owl hooting)
-(crowing)
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Oh! Those water burritos
are not sitting right.
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-What's going on?
-Robin's been in there
all morning.
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Robin: Correction.I never left.
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Dude, what are you doing
in there?
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Just enjoying the magic.
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(video game sounds)
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Whoo-hoo! Yipee!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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We never stayed in there,
this long.
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Robin is abusing
the bathroom magic.
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I want some magic too.
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I say we go in.
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Sorry. But, this bathroom
is occupied.
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Robin, one way or another,
we're getting you out of here.
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Never.
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(yelling)
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(grunts)
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(roaring)
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If you want this bathroom,
you'll have to
take it from me.
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Voice: Enough!
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Who said that?
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It is I, bathroom.
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You may call me john.
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-(gasping)
-you can talk?
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-How is that even possible?
-What's up, john?
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As you have always sensed,
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I and all of the bathrooms
come from a place
of magic, you see.
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Where's that, john?
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We are survivors of
a distant world,
destroyed long ago.
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We thought we had found
a home here, you see.
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A world that appreciated us
as much as we did it.
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But, you ruined it all.
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Sorry, john.
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Stuff your sorrys
in a sack.
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(grunts)
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You have turned a place
of magical fun into
one of strife.
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Now I, and all my kind shall
leave this world, forever.
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(groaning)
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(chicken squawking)
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Magical.
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Where are they going?
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They're going home,
beast boy.
They're going home.
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I believe john said
their home was destroyed.
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Then, I don't know.
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So, what do we do now?
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Yeah.
I mean, I really gotta go.
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(pee-pee dance song playing)
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