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Alright, Mr. Stevens, sorry to disturb
you but you know what we're here for.
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H.O.A wants you to take your decorations
down. [Alex] It's July! [Mr Stevens]
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I can't celebrate the birth of my
lord, just because it's summer?
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Mr Stevens you know the rules, okay?
Decorations are allowed the first day
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after thanksgiving all the way up to the
first week of the new year, that's it.
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[Alex] Plus i think i can see your
jingle bells and those shorts.
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[Mr Stevens] Hey it's summer I'm gonna rock shorts
[Alex] Put the candy cane away!
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[Mr Stevens] Listen Randall I'm just
trying to celebrate the holidays.
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Listen if you don't do this
H.O.A is gonna fine you.
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H.O.A they can try to make me pay but I'm
never gonna pay. Raise the dues, I don't care.
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These decorations stay up. [Randall]
Really? [Alex] That's cool eric,
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that's cool, it's cool, Randall.
You are Mr. Eric Stevens, right?
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mhm
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I thought so, you see I googled your name
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and it says here that you own a domain with quite
a bit of Obama and Hillary erotica fan fiction.
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Yeah that's a different Eric Stevens.
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Na, I think that's you bro.
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I'm just curious if your neighbors are
aware that you're this...famous author.
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I'll take down the decorations
okay? Is tomorrow okay?
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How about right now?
Right now.
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Not a problem thank you and next time
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you post some Obama Hillary fan fiction
you draw him the dick he deserves!
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[Levantre]...Chakras going in?... now
listen feel those chakras from your head down
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to your breast to your -to your sternum,
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down to your WAP. Yes, yes...
[Alex] excuse me
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[Levantre] forward up are you
[Alex] Are you Laverntre?
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It's levontre man and uh sorry
uh this class is closed for men.
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Yeah that's actually what we're
here about this ...is inappropriate.
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Ladies take a break and work on your moaning
breathing exercises. moaning-breathing.
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-Moaning Breathing-
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What do you mean inappropriate?
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I appreciate what you're doing here I really do,
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but you can't be doing this
[__] at public park, man.
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Come on ladies pack it in, inside voices roll
the mats up don't instruct my [__] like that.
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[Randall] Listen your flyer
says sexy yoga in the park.
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-Moaning Breathing Exercises
Continue in Background-
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...come learn the downward facing doggy style?
yes
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...what in the pern hub is this? all
right This is a family neighborhood!
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Man I do this for the families, I tell them
you need to please your man. You want to
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be the first wife? or the last wife?
This going to keep families together.
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-Breathing Moaning Exercises continue-
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No, you cannot conduct this class, I'm sorry.
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Of course i can I'm certified, baby.
[Randall] Certified in sexy yoga.
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[Levantre] I am a certified yoga instructor and
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sex therapist, okay? Cordon bleu, baby!
[Randall] That is a culinary school, sir.
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They got other classes!
[Alex] It don't matter because this park is for
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the use of neighborhood residents only so you and
your little breakfast sausage toes can skedaddle.
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[Levantre] oh oh so because
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I'm Black I can't live here?
[Randall] All right don't don't
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pull that card, okay? I'm Black too and
I've never seen you in this neighborhood.
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I just moved in.
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We don't have any new residents,where do you live?
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uh see uh I just moved in,
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uh with my sister's...cousin's...friend...
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But wouldn't your sister's
cousin also be your cousin?
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[Levantre] Man, man...you don't
know about Black families, man.
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[Randall] yeah that part checks out.
[Alex] How? how does that check out?
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Trust me...cultural...
...-Look I just moved in to uh well one ...one...-two
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four five uh...black... um...bird street.
[Randall] Sir did you just look down at your
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skin and a bird in a tree and make up a name
of the street? There's no black bird street.
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There's a black ridge street
Yeah, see that that's the one right there.
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-Moaning Breathing Exercises in background-
12 45 black ridge street?
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Yep.
Is Ms. Barbara Waltzman's residence so...
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Yeah, Barb that's my friend.
Barb?
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That's my sister's ...
[Randall] Barb?
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...cousin's friend, that's my girl right there.
Yeah
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Yeah.
That's my girl.
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mm-hmm well we're gonna have
to shut this [__] down.
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Yeah we got [__] ...-
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[Randall] Ladies roll up your mats...
[Levantre] No...
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[Randall] It's over...
[Levantre] No...-
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please stop. please stop it...
[Alex] look no matter
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[Barb] Am I too for the class Lavantre?
Oh no girl, you're right on time...
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if we are allowed to continue?
[Randall] Ms. Barbara,
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uh can can I ask you...? a quick second...? so
sorry to interrupt. You know this gentleman?
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[Levantre] Does she?
Of course! this is Lovantre,
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he's renting our guest house. I feel so bad taking
his money with all he's done for our marriage.
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Oh yeah, oh girl.
Well, I'm going to stretch out hm...yeah yeah see
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now I was going to hook you up with my sister's
cousin, but y'all tripping so [__] y'all.
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Alright ladies let's be the last wives!
All right, yes, that's pelvic forward hmm
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back thrust that mmm...
[Alex] how is it not also his cousin?
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[Randall] it's a long story...it's
a cultural thing...-it's a culture
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[Levantre] double time, double time, double time.
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So I think Randall is starting to finally
trust me more. He actually let me handle
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this call all on my own...-
[Zoey] Oh my god, hey Alex!
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Uh hi zoey
How are
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you? How's the terrorist situation? Is everything
okay it's totally fine you know we took care of it
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my partner and I, we keep
the neighborhood pretty safe.
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Well I'm glad to have you here until you go
back to college, your job seems so scary.
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I'm not gonna lie to you Zoey, it can
get pretty dangerous, but we got it.
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Like terrorist, I mean code brown...
My partner and I we can handle a lot of uh [__]
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[Hans] funny you're the biggest piece
of [__] in this neighborhood, Alex!
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[Alex] no [__] way
[Hans] Don't believe him girl, he was not stopping
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the terrorism he was scooping the doggy poops
from the neighborhood, that is the code brown.
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[Alex] Don't listen to him okay? He's crazy!
[Hans] Crazy? I'm not the one who had to go
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to therapy until i was 14 because
i was afraid of chuckie cheese.
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[Alex] how do you know that?
[Hans] told you I am [__] your mother,
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I know everything about you Alex!
[Alex] Are those her shorts?
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Yeah i should give them to me after I [__] ibiza
[Alex] what the [__] is happening?
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[Hans] so what's up girl
you like ecstasy and techno?
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[Zoey] Not really...
[Hans] ah whatever I have plans with Alex's mother
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tonight, anyway the [__] complains I never
take her out. Don't have the heart to tell her
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she's just a booty call. Suck me, Alex MAHAHAHA.
[Zoey] uh it was it was good to see you yeah good
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luck with everything I hope I see you around.
Yeah, it's nice to see you too zoe!
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[Randall] So uh... how'd the call go?
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Did you not just see what happened?
I saw everything looked embarrassing.
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So did the call run smoothly though?
Yes, Randall the call went fine! Could you
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not act like a robot for like two seconds
? Ihate that euro-trash [__] so much.
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[Randall] May I ask some why are you afraid of
chuck e cheese? He's a six foot tall robot rat,
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Randall! Why aren't you terrified?
[Randall] Yeah i love chuckie...-
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[Alex] he's got a whole
band that's nearly an army!
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Alex being embarrassed in front of
his crush really demoralized him
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and him being afraid of chuck e cheese
made me wonder...how can I talk to HR about
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scheduling the psychiatric evaluation?
Okay you put a rat in your living room
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you see how you feel then imagine
it's a six foot tall [__] robot.
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I know you're mad but your neighbor
said you violated her privacy.
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Man I don't even know what she's talking about.
[Susan] he took a video of me bent over while
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I was watering my petunias and
now I'm online as a tic tac...
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[Dank Bank] uh first of all a
tic tac is a delicious minty
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candy you're talking about TikTok woman!
[Susan] yeah and now i've gone virus the
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whole world saw me bent over to
a song called wet booty anthem...
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[Dank Bank] Man, first of all that's a great
song second of all don't listen to her bro
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you need to stop worrying about what's online and
worrying about what's going on in your own house!
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[Susan] What do you mean by that?
What I mean is it shouldn't take an hour
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for your husband to drop off the babysitter
okay she only lives two blocks away...
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[Alex] oh god damn
[Susan] are you insinuating that my
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husband is having an affair with our babysitter?
[Dank Bank] I'm not inseminating nothing
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and nobody, all right ...all I'm saying is
I'm not iced tea this isn't law and order,
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but it shouldn't take a criminal mind
investigator to figure out that they [__].
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[Susan] How dare you!
[Dank Bank] How dare you...
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Why you gotta be such a karen?
[Susan] For the last time my name
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is Susan not Karen.
I'm not saying
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you're Karen I'm saying you are a Karen.
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That doesn't make any sense.
[Alex] no you see karen is a
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middle-aged woman who would like ask to speak
to the manager a lot you know a a a [__]
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[Susan] speaking of which, Randall,
if you don't handle this I am gonna
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need to talk to your supervisor.
[Randall] oh that's not necessary come
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on can we just handle this like some adults here.
[Dank Bank] yeah can you relax please? All right,
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this isn't the cheesecake factory. You can't
send back security guards for being medium well.
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[Randall] Okay you know what I feel
the energy. Here let me talk to you
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away from can i steal him for a second?
Just do what you need to do Randall.
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Relax just be right back.
[Alex] call your husband
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Okay buddy so look at here...um...
[Dank Bank] hey she's a Karen bro.
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I wouldn't refer to any member of the
community that way, but I looked it up on
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the urban dictionary... and she's a karen.
You remember that time we helped you out
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in the past? The rules? inadequacies?
[Dank Bank] Ah yes, don't talk about that.
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All right so can you just like help us out
this time and you know delete the video?
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Okay fine
[Alex whispering] but send it first.
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I will, but if she keeps being crazy I'm gonna
use the footage I got to start her in 0nli f@ns.
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Just just do it we got it all right?
[Susan] Randall I trust that you're gonna
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handle this. I have to go my kids have been alone
too long and my husband just texted me apparently
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the babysitter locked herself out of the apartment
so he's gonna be a few hours he's gonna wait for
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the locksmith to arrive so...
[Randall] A few hours?
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[Dank Bank] I told you!
[Randall] for just...
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[Dank Bank] insane
[Randall] it's not my place to speculate
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on marital issues of members in the community
[Alex] yo i think he's [__] the babysitter
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[Dank Bank] I told you they [__
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