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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Use the free code JOINNOW at �6�5www.playships.eu 2 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,007 Gentleman. Some gentleman. 3 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:36,181 I wouldn't talk if I were you. That's one thing I am not, thank God. 4 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,679 What? You. 5 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:41,102 What? You, you big weasel. I'm not you. 6 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,683 Thank you. You have such a way with words. 7 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,309 Don't. What? 8 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,104 Touch the lights. 9 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,937 Oh, yes, I keep forgetting. You love dark rooms. 10 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:52,864 Yeah? Like a bat. 11 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,072 I'd rather be a bat than a duck. 12 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:56,613 Hmm. Thought I was a weasel. 13 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,696 You are a weasel and a duck. 14 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:02,413 Rather intriguing combination, I'd say. What? 15 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:05,043 Never mind. You're too drunk to follow anything intricate. 16 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:06,923 Oh, yeah? Where are you going? Home. 17 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,670 To mother. On the next train. 18 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,250 Oh, that's sweet. 19 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:13,205 All I do is just take a few drinks to unwind from the show... 20 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:15,548 Unravel, you mean. Come again. 21 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:18,262 No, I don't believe I will actually. I'm rather bored with the whole thing. 22 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,894 You're bored. Good night. 23 00:04:20,011 --> 00:04:21,761 Why do you think I drink? Good-bye. 24 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:23,346 Oh, what an exit. 25 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,941 Theatricality, my dear, is your department. 26 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:28,768 Oh, wait a minute. 27 00:04:31,064 --> 00:04:33,234 I gotta write that down someplace. 28 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:48,791 "Theatricality, my dear, is your department." 29 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:50,583 Very clever. 30 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:52,882 Clever. 31 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:14,685 With a million neon rainbows burning below me 32 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:22,065 And a million blazing taxis raising a roar; 33 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,947 Here I am 34 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,374 Above the town 35 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:31,373 In my pet pailletted gown 36 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:35,417 Down in the depths 37 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:39,673 On the 90th floor 38 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,637 Mmm! 39 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:54,273 While the crowds at El Morocco punish the parquet; 40 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:59,690 And at 21, the couples clamor for more 41 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,987 More! More! More! 42 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:05,581 I'm deserted and depressed 43 00:06:05,658 --> 00:06:08,698 In my regal eagle nest; 44 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:12,504 Down in the depths 45 00:06:12,582 --> 00:06:16,382 On the 90th floor 46 00:06:16,461 --> 00:06:19,961 When the one you thought you wanted 47 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:22,878 Wants ms mother 48 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:29,434 What's the use of swank and cash in the bank galore? 49 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:33,643 Why, even the janitor's wife 50 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:36,558 Has a perfectly good love life 51 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:40,277 And here am I; 52 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:43,399 Facing tomorrow 53 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:47,078 Alone in my sorrow 54 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:50,408 Down in the depths 55 00:06:50,495 --> 00:06:57,955 On the 90th floor 56 00:06:59,337 --> 00:07:01,257 Oh, God. 57 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:08,394 All right. I'll see you and raise you 40. 58 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:11,563 That's too damn rich for me. I'm out. Aw, Willie, you're no sport. 59 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,392 I'll see that. And you're a sap. 60 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,136 So am I, I guess. I'm in. 61 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,859 Now it's up to me. That's right, Johnny boy. Cost you 40 to stay in. 62 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,151 I don't know. Don't tell us you're shy suddenly. 63 00:07:21,234 --> 00:07:23,074 Don't be a sore loser, Willie. It's unbecoming. 64 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,824 I don't see what you're so cheerful about. Shh! 65 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:28,155 This guy's a one-man crash. Shush yourself. 66 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:29,991 I bet. Yeah, you always do. 67 00:07:30,076 --> 00:07:32,616 All right, here they are. Tens and kings. 68 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,913 Two pair, ace high. 69 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:36,748 I could've beat that. Yeah, so can I. 70 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:40,214 Three boys and two little giris. Didn't I tell you I was a sap? 71 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:42,046 What do you got? None of your business. 72 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,590 Well, Mr. Spanish? 73 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:46,933 Oh, I'm sorry. Uh-oh. Here it comes. 74 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,299 Okay, save the apologies. Let's see what you have. 75 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:51,347 Now don't be a sore loser. Two of these. 76 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,430 My giris. And three of these. 77 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,306 My goodness. 78 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:56,773 I'm sorry. I love this guy. 79 00:07:56,853 --> 00:07:58,653 I think we'd better quit- He's been sorry all night. 80 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,939 Before my wife wakes up and shoots me. 81 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,775 I'm tired of being a masochist. Gentlemen. 82 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:07,490 Hey, I know what you mean. Gentlemen, when my heart is sick, I've got a remedy that does the trick. 83 00:08:07,572 --> 00:08:09,032 You win. 84 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:10,865 No. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. 85 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:14,040 Whenever you are blue, I advise you to try my remedy too. 86 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,450 Just say... 87 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,668 Tomorrow 88 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:20,498 Your trouble will be done tomorrow 89 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:23,545 Your victory will be won tomorrow 90 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:26,919 We're all gonna have fun 'cause there ain't gonna be no sorrow; 91 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:28,548 Tomorrow 92 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,764 That's right. We won't be playing you tomorrow. 93 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:33,055 Yes, yes, tomorrow 94 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:35,729 It's all gonna be grand tomorrow 95 00:08:35,808 --> 00:08:39,098 You'll start leading the band tomorrow 96 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,057 We'll live in a new land 97 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,653 I say this to myself in Venice, and here I am. 98 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:48,105 You should've stayed in Venice. See ya, Murray. 99 00:08:48,196 --> 00:08:50,986 Because there 100 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:54,543 Ain't gonna be no sorrow tomorrow 101 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,054 Ciao. 102 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:06,839 Ciao yourself. 103 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:19,022 Still low, Harry? 104 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:22,193 Nobody wild about Harry? Ooh, ooh, ooh! 105 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:23,943 Ooh, domani. Eh, domani. 106 00:09:24,023 --> 00:09:26,483 You're sure gonna meet 107 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,277 The one you'll adore 108 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:30,071 God forbid. I got enough troubles as it is. 109 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:33,454 Your heart gonna beat as never before 110 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:34,702 It'll stop. 111 00:09:34,784 --> 00:09:36,914 No, it's all gonna change 112 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:40,334 From darkness to dawn 113 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,424 Mmm, Barney Google here. 114 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,130 Ah! Why do you squeal and feel so darn bitter? 115 00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:47,631 You'll score like a Yankee hitter; 116 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,505 The Dodgers are winning. 117 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:56,180 Tomorrow, the season will be spring 118 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:01,850 Tomorrow, the birds will all sing 119 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:07,186 Tomorrow, Signor Cupid will be king 120 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:18,195 So there ain't gonna be no sorrow 121 00:10:18,286 --> 00:10:23,206 Tomorrow 122 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:18,220 No. Why borrow even a small cup of sorrow? 123 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:21,684 Instead, get in your head, mío caro. 124 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:27,306 That there ain't gonna be no sorrow tomorrow 125 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:31,646 No, no, there ain't gonna be no sorrow 126 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,114 For you and me 127 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:38,775 Tomorrow 128 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,119 Aah! 129 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,640 What did you say? Quarter to 6:00, Miss Carter. 130 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,537 A quarter of 6:00? In the morning. 131 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,707 It's still dark out. Yes, ma'am, but it's lightenin' up. 132 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,586 I think you should have your watch fixed. 133 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,052 I will, ma'am, just as soon as I get one. 134 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,803 Good mornin'- I mean, good night, Miss Carter. 135 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,385 Good night. 136 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:03,137 Quarter of 6:00. Better not be quarter of 6:00. 137 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:06,234 I told that goon to get me back by - Oh! 138 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,560 These are going back. 139 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:10,816 I told Beth they pinch. 140 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:15,188 It's like wearing two vises. Vise? Two vise. 141 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,277 So, where did she put that thing? 142 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:23,332 Oh, no. 143 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:28,166 It is quarter of 6:00. 144 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:34,264 I wonder, which is the right life? 145 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,588 The simple or the nightlife? 146 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:42,969 When, pray, should one rise? 147 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:48,345 At sunset or at sunrise? 148 00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:51,396 Which should be upper; 149 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:56,030 My breakfast or my supper? 150 00:12:57,278 --> 00:13:00,698 Which is the right life? 151 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,120 Which? 152 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:03,950 What? 153 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,754 No. "Which." 154 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:12,459 If the wood nymph left the park, would Park Avenue excite her? 155 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:17,013 Would the glowworm trade her spark for the latest Dunhill lighter? 156 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:21,049 Here's a question I would pose 157 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,795 Tell me which the sweeter smell makes 158 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:28,138 The aroma of the rose 159 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:31,015 Or the perfume that Chanel makes? 160 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,813 Or this letter the hotel sent? 161 00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:35,357 Oh 162 00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:39,151 Which is the right life? 163 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:42,776 The simple or the nightlife? 164 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,775 I don't know. I don't know. 165 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,198 This says we are being thrown out, 166 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,827 so somethin' is wrong. 167 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:54,535 When, pray, should one rise? 168 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:58,667 At sunset or at sunrise? 169 00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:02,376 Well, when you figure it out, call me, huh? 170 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:05,758 Which should be the upper; 171 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:11,016 My breakfast or my supper? 172 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:16,904 Which is the right life? 173 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:22,404 Which- 174 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,078 Beth! 175 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,722 What time is it, Rodney? 176 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:45,471 6:00, sir. 177 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,224 6300? 6300. 178 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,635 Hmm. 179 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,020 I'm sick of 6:00. Sir? 180 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:57,613 Why isn't it 7:00 or even 8:00? 181 00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:00,110 Well, it was just 5:00 recently, sir, 182 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:03,322 and 6:00 does precede 7:00 and 8:00. 183 00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:05,244 I'm sure there's a logic to that somewhere, 184 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,242 but it's just too tiring to think about. 185 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,624 Yes, sir. 186 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:13,659 After hunting all over for pleasure 187 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,957 With some measure of success 188 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,054 Are you singing to me, sir? No. I was just singing to myself. 189 00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:21,879 Yes, sir. Go right ahead, sir. 190 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,724 I've decided the pace known as rapid 191 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:30,011 Leads to vapid nothingness 192 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,387 And Fm; 193 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,894 Tired of betting, tired of sporting, tired of flirting, tired of courting 194 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,658 Tired of racing, tired of yachting, tired of loafing 195 00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:41,731 Tired of rotting 196 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:45,447 Tired of dining, tired of wining Tired of tea-ing 197 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,739 Tired of being tired 198 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:52,794 fired, '(wed 199 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,960 Oh 200 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:59,339 Won't somebody care 201 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:03,548 For a poor young millionaire? 202 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:06,676 Mr. Pritchard. 203 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:08,759 Don't stop, Rod. I just need a little air. 204 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,304 Sir, wouldn't the window suffice? 205 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,137 Please don't slow down. 206 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,812 If you knew what blues meant, you'd find me amusement. 207 00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,352 Well, I've tried. I've tried. 208 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,897 Step on it, Rod. God knows I've tried. 209 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,939 I've had every thrill 210 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,983 From a Rolls-Royce to a Ford 211 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:28,278 And there's no concealing the fact I'm feeling 212 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:31,164 Bored, bored 213 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:36,331 Bored 214 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:39,083 Haven't seen you in a long time. 215 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,496 Such a child. 216 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,344 What a lovely little tie. 217 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,839 Is it a boy or girl? 218 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,302 A girl? You should dress her differently. Harold. 219 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:49,012 Yeah. Such a doll. Look at her eyes. 220 00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:51,143 Yeah, a little doll. Harold. 221 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,930 Give me the children. 222 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,679 Harold! Oh. 223 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,687 Oh, Harold, turn that off. 224 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,059 Oh, would that I could, ma'am. 225 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,897 Oh, it's the sun. The sun it is. 226 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,270 Give me the sun, Mother. 227 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,529 Aren't we looking pretty today? Thank you. 228 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,189 I need a refill and a cab. 229 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,447 Ah, some refreshment and a conveyance. Yes. 230 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,240 You're in my way. You wanna get killed? 231 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,203 Ooh, there's one. Taxi. 232 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,873 You're sure you wouldn't like to get back in now, sir? 233 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,793 Oh, I think I look rather striking out here. 234 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,333 What? Striking. 235 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,746 Yes, I know, but-What? Uh-oh. 236 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,294 Taxi! 237 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,098 Gracious, you're heavy. I'm awfully sorry. 238 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,389 What the hell were you doing, anyway, hanging onto that taxi? 239 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,765 Are you all right, Miss O'Kelly? Oh, it sobered me up anyhow. 240 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,312 Mr. Pritchard, are you hurt? No. I landed on something soft. 241 00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:44,517 Hmm. I like you. Thank you. Would you like to have a drink on that? 242 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:47,148 Sir, I'm afraid the car isn't so fit. Oh, really? 243 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,534 What's the matter? 244 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,451 I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. 245 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,990 She doesn't smoke. I knew that. 246 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,825 Now, who's this? Rodney James. 247 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,828 He used to drive for me. Very funny. 248 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,620 Hello, Rodney. A pleasure. 249 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:01,916 He's very formal. Yes. He tries to compensate for me. 250 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,419 What's your name? Kitty O'Kelly. 251 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,253 I don't believe that. Well, I know what you mean. 252 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,797 But the real one's Kathy Krumm with a "K." 253 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,592 How would that look in lights? 254 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,425 Crummy with a. 255 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,854 What would you be doing in lights anyway? 256 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,601 I'm a singer. Oh. 257 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,853 What do you do? Nothing. I'm an heir. 258 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,435 What? 259 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,069 Well, that's not a taxi. Nope. 260 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,979 That's your car. Yep. 261 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,779 Look what I did to it. That's all right. I got a couple of others. 262 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,322 You do? Mm-hmm. 263 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,237 What kind? Just like this one. I can't tell 'em apart. 264 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,615 I like you more and more. 265 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,332 Thank you. 266 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,792 Is that why you call this one MOP III? 267 00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:44,883 No, actually, that's me. 268 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,798 You're the third MOP? Yeah. 269 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,458 You ever get bored? Never. 270 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,047 Rodney. Sir! 271 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,136 Call a cab. 272 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,439 Excuse us. Excuse us. 273 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,574 Hurry up! It's starting. I hope we miss it. 274 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,032 Oh, will you stop badgering me? I'm not badgering you. 275 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,031 We're lost. I'm making sense. 276 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,275 Oh, where do we Beth, bet? What'd you have in mind, honey? 277 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,237 "Beth, bet"? What? 278 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,827 Beat it, Morris. You ain't cute. 279 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:25,044 Oh, yeah? Well, dames don't belong down here no way. Come, snooks. 280 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,495 Aw, go suck an egg. I can't see a thing. 281 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,626 I wish you'd wear your glasses. Where are we going? 282 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,088 Straight ahead. Oh! 283 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,343 Bettin' our last $300 is no way to make ends meet. I always win at games. 284 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,216 They probably won't take our bet anyway. They'd better. 285 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,393 They don't know us. Unless you'd rather sleep in the park tonight. 286 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,310 They have to know you. That's ridiculous. 287 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,179 The horses are approaching the gate. 288 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:45,226 Stand here. Is this the line? 289 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,192 You don't know nothin' about betting or racing-Oh, stop crabbing! 290 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,073 Crab, crab, crab. I'm not crabbing. 291 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,750 Tell them to hurry up. I'm not crabbing. 292 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,235 Tell them to hurry up. No. 293 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,608 Hmm! 294 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,025 Yes? 295 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,374 Yes. 296 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,699 I'm in an awful hurry. May I get ahead of you? 297 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,495 For you, anything. Thank you. 298 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,079 Except this. Except what? 299 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,995 Yes? I'm betting also on this race. 300 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,042 I don't like to miss my chance. I have lucky feeling today. 301 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,998 You're Italian. Mmm. Venetian. 302 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:16,049 Every Italian I've ever met is rude, inconsiderate and selfish. Brooke. 303 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,933 Perhaps because they are not used to women who are spoiled. 304 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,892 Yeah, in Italy, we don't have. Elizabeth, call the police. 305 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,312 They don't come around where there's betting, honey. It ain't legal. 306 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,631 Hey, Spanish. They're at the gate. What'll it be? 307 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,395 1,000. Ladies' Day to win. 308 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,020 I hope you lose. Spanish. 1,000. 309 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,605 Grazie. Ciao. 310 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:34,032 The flag is up. What did he say? 311 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,631 What are you giris doing here? We were drawn by your magnetism. 312 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,357 Uh-huh. Now don't be rude to the man, Elizabeth. 313 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,079 Which one, sir, do you think will win? I ain't a seer, lady. 314 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,450 What? He says he ain't a seer. And he certainly ain't no "sir." 315 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,869 Mmm, tough cookie, huh? You wanna start somethin'? 316 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,996 How about Cot-ton Ball? Cotton Ball. That's a nice name. 317 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,794 Pays 20-to-1. I'll take it. 318 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,668 Put that away. You want to get us all locked up? 319 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,255 It's real. Put that away! 320 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,800 Look. $300. No cash. No cash. 321 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,893 Look, kid, I can't take your bet nohow. I don't know ya. 322 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,970 I'm Brooke Carter. Oh, nice to meet ya. So long. 323 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,564 Beth. 324 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,139 You better take her bet, wise guy, if you know what's good for you. 325 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,426 Yeah? Yeah. 326 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:11,017 This is... Sleep Out Louie's dame. 327 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,654 Carter? That's right. 328 00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:15,323 That's right. Carter. 300. Cotton Ball. 329 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,900 You wanna put it on his nose? 330 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,985 Yeah, yeah. What? 331 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,068 Are you sure you don't wanna try Ladies' Day, honey? 332 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,815 Valentino looked awful positive. You mean positively awful. 333 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,450 That's it, giris. 334 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:27,294 They're off and running! 335 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,502 Who is Sleep Out Louie? Beats me. 336 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,791 At the start, it's Chuck-a-luck. Blue Boy in second. 337 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:36,166 Jumper is third. Ladies' Day is drawing up. 338 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,674 Pumpkin Pie and Texas Moon. 339 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,927 It's Chuck-a-luck with the lead. Blue Boy moving up to second. 340 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,220 They're going into the first turn. 341 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,394 It's Chuck-a-luck in front by a length. Blue Boy is second. 342 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,894 Jumper is third. Ladies' Day moving up to fourth. 343 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:55,358 Pumpkin Pie, Texas Moon and, at the rear, it's Cotton Ball. 344 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,150 Oh, that Cotton Ball. That's a nice name. 345 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:00,646 You bet on Cotton Ball? 346 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:04,157 We certain-We certainly did, and he's going to win. 347 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:09,655 Chuck-a-luck in front by two lengths. Blue Boy is second. 348 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,326 And Ladies' Day is now moving up fast on the inside. 349 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,916 Pumpkin Pie, and here comes Cotton Ball. 350 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,173 Where? Where? 351 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,174 Right there. 352 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:22,006 Going into the far turn, it's Chuck-a-luck in front. 353 00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:25,434 We hate you. Come on, Cotton Ball! Move it! 354 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:29,102 And Ladies' Day is moving up very fast on the outside. 355 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,692 Turning into the stretch, it's Chuck-a-luck and Ladies' Day. 356 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,190 They're neck and neck. Come on, Chuck-amen! 357 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,191 No, it's Ladies' Day. I'm sure. 358 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,903 It's Chuck-a-luck and Ladies' Day! And Ladies' Day moves ahead. 359 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,704 It's Ladies' Day by a head! The winner! 360 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,319 Chuck-a-luck was second. Pumpkin Pie was fourth. 361 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,197 Jumper was fifth. Blue Boy in sixth. 362 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:50,624 And here comes Cotton Ball. 363 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,002 Oh, look at him. 364 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,132 Well, good-bye, ladies. 365 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,705 Tomorrow, everything will be better. 366 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,051 Well, at least we know who Sleep Out Louie is. 367 00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:08,719 Who? Nobody. 368 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,135 Mmm. 369 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,268 Come on, snooks. 370 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,441 We have just enough change for the subway. 371 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:18,272 Never been on the subway. Oh, you'll love it. 372 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,526 Well, folks, there's Cotton Ball. 373 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:22,489 Guess he was hungry. 374 00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:34,367 Come on, cheer up. Something will come up. 375 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,208 Maybe we'll hear from your mother. Fat chance. 376 00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:40,884 Yeah, well, I keep telling you you gotta be more polite to folks. Hmm. 377 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:44,512 That guy was probably some rich Italian count or something. 378 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:48,431 Would've been a lot smarter than bettin' on Cotton Ball, being nice to him. 379 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:50,182 That's a revolting thought. 380 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,433 Yeah? Yeah. 381 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:53,225 Well, listen... 382 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,228 Buongiorno! 383 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,770 Okay, watch me. 384 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,272 You are hitching hike? 385 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,397 Hmm? Hitching hike. 386 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,204 Oh, of course. We always hitching hike after we lose. 387 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,280 Sort of a penance. Ah. 388 00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,784 And what do strong, handsome Venetians do when they win? 389 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:13,997 Whatever the ladies desire. 390 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,659 The subway. The subway. 391 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:18,127 Well, how about a little hitch for two sore losers? 392 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,248 No, just one. I gotta see a man about a dog. 393 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:21,455 Oh. Beth. 394 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:23,585 You know, snooks, three on a match and all that. 395 00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:26,802 Yeah, it will be my pleasure to drive you. 396 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,183 You ain't kiddin'. 397 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:50,974 At words poetic, I'm so pathetic; 398 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,891 That I always have found it best 399 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:54,970 Hmm? 400 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:58,845 Instead of getting them off my chest 401 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:02,234 To let 'em rest unexpressed 402 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:03,772 You mustn't do that. 403 00:26:03,855 --> 00:26:06,935 I hate parading my serenading 404 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:09,355 And I'll probably miss a bar; 405 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,744 That was good. 406 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:14,240 But if this ditty is not so pretty; 407 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,534 At least it'll tell you 408 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,538 How great you are 409 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,707 You're the top. 410 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,461 You're a Waldorf salad 411 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,053 You're the top 412 00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:30,263 You're a Berlin ballad 413 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:34,587 You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent 414 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:37,258 You're an old Dutch master You're Mrs. Astor; 415 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,977 You're Pepsodent 416 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,598 I've never been so bad. 417 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,225 You're romance 418 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,192 You're the steppes of Russia 419 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,475 You're the pants Pants? 420 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:52,027 On a Roxy usher; 421 00:26:53,905 --> 00:26:57,945 I'm a lazy lout that is just about to stop Oh, don't stop. 422 00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:01,294 But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top 423 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,206 Oh, thank you. 424 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:11,129 Your words poetic are not pathetic; No? 425 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:14,426 On the other hand, boy, you shine Oh. 426 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:17,891 And I can feel after every line Yeah? 427 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,721 A thrill divine 428 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,056 Down my spine 429 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:23,691 Now, gifted humans like Vincent Youmans 430 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,690 Might think that your song is bad Oh, what does he know? 431 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:29,611 But for a person who's just rehearsin' 432 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,821 Well, I gotta say this, my lad 433 00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,401 You're the top. 434 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,611 You're an Arrow collar; 435 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,825 You're the top 436 00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:42,449 You're a Coolidge dollar; 437 00:27:42,537 --> 00:27:46,247 You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire 438 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,833 That's nice. 439 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,627 You're an O'Neill drama You're Whistler's mama 440 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:54,304 You're Camembert Camembert. 441 00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:56,842 You're a rose 442 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,506 You're Infemo's Dante 443 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:00,926 You're the nose 444 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,184 The nose? The nose. 445 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,675 On the great Durante Oh, yeah. 446 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,098 I'm just in the way; 447 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:08,856 As the French would say, De "trop" 448 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:13,068 But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top 449 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:40,427 You're the top. 450 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,890 How can you sing? I'm dizzy. 451 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:44,391 You're a dancing belly; 452 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:45,984 You're the top 453 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,936 You're a hot tamale 454 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:51,064 You're an ángel 455 00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,567 You're simply too, too, too diveen 456 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,150 You're a Botticelli 457 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,026 You're Keats You're Shelley 458 00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,113 You're Ovaltine Aw. 459 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,784 You're a boon 460 00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:04,946 You're the darn at Boulder 461 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:08,115 You're the moon Really? 462 00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:10,626 Over Mae West's shoulder 463 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:13,290 I'm a nominee Of the G.O.P. 464 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,588 Or GOP; 465 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,911 But if, baby, I'm the bottom 466 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:21,723 You're the top 467 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,813 Mopsie! 468 00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:26,604 You Okay? 469 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:29,103 I don't get enough exercise. You know that? 470 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,055 No? 471 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,646 No. 472 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,343 You're the top 473 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:05,427 You're the Colosseum 474 00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:06,925 You know the Colosseum? Mm-hmm. 475 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,725 You're the top 476 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:11,638 You're the Louvre museum 477 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:15,608 You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss 478 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:18,070 You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet 479 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:20,741 You're Mickey Mouse 480 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,660 You're the Nile 481 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,330 You're the Tower of Pisa 482 00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:31,329 You're the smile on the Mona Lisa 483 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:35,004 I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop 484 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,214 But if, baby, I'm the bottom 485 00:30:37,295 --> 00:30:39,795 You're the top 486 00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:41,383 You sing. Oh, yes. 487 00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:44,718 You finished? Tonight, we go to El Morocco. 488 00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:47,142 My mother's always had a weakness for Latins. 489 00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:49,433 And you? I haven't had that weakness. 490 00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,847 No, no? My mother's in South America. 491 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:52,765 And your father? 492 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:54,522 My father isn't in South America. 493 00:30:54,604 --> 00:30:57,154 Ah, your mother and your father... 494 00:30:57,273 --> 00:30:59,233 You remember the crash? Oh, yes. 495 00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:01,437 I come to America to make success. 496 00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:03,698 And the day I come from the boat, crash. 497 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:05,200 Well, you're doing all right. 498 00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:08,203 Yes. Today, I'm very rich. How rich? 499 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:10,374 Oh. That rich? 500 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:13,213 Your father in the crash... 501 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,289 crash? 502 00:31:14,332 --> 00:31:15,462 Phfft! 503 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,422 So, what you do? You have no money. 504 00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:20,052 That was the silly part of the whole thing. 505 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:23,219 Daddy thought we were broke, but he just didn't know Mother. 506 00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:25,341 He didn't know your mother? Not too well. 507 00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:27,298 I see. 508 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:30,558 She had about a million dollars hidden around the house. My goodness. 509 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,140 Goodness had nothing to do with it. 510 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,348 Gary Cooper. Yeah. 511 00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:37,856 So what happened to your mother? 512 00:31:37,939 --> 00:31:39,399 She went down to South America. 513 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:40,692 And she left you no money. 514 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:42,737 Ah. Oh, a little, and she sends more every so often. 515 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:44,569 But lately, it hasn't been so often. 516 00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:46,614 In fact, we haven't heard from her in three months... 517 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:51,618 except for one postcard from Rio that just said, "Ole! Love, Mother." 518 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,203 But then you must need some money. 519 00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:55,329 No, I don't. Oh, you don't? 520 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,415 But my hotel does. 521 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,250 Your hotels need money. 522 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:02,255 Well, they must because they keep asking me all the time. 523 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,220 Well, this is terrible. That's just what I tell them. 524 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,260 I fix now this problem for you. 525 00:32:07,343 --> 00:32:10,723 Oh, will you? Of course. I'm Venetian. 526 00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:14,017 Well, you're more than that. Yes. 527 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,270 I'm Communist. 528 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,152 Well, be that as it may... 529 00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,729 You're the top 530 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:22,610 You're Mahatma Gandhi 531 00:32:22,692 --> 00:32:24,072 You're the top 532 00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:27,953 You're... Napoleon brandy; Oh, Napoleon. 533 00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:31,411 Yeah, you're the purple light of a summer night in Spain 534 00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:32,952 Italy. Scusi. Shh! 535 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,456 You're the National Gallery You're Garbo's salary 536 00:32:35,538 --> 00:32:36,538 You're... Yeah? 537 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,923 Cellophane Oh. 538 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,290 You're sublime 539 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,757 You're a turkey dinner; 540 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,680 You're the time of that Derby winner No. 541 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:53,350 I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop 542 00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:55,771 But if, baby, I'm the bottom 543 00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:59,152 You're the top 544 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,568 Curtain's going up! Curtain is going up! 545 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:15,794 Curtain's going up! The curtain is going up! 546 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,287 Thank you. Would you mind terribly checking this with our other things? 547 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:59,040 I'll do it for you, handsome. 548 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:02,043 Take the night off. Anytime you say, kiddo. 549 00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:05,754 Excuse me. Um... 550 00:34:05,837 --> 00:34:07,837 Excuse me. Thank you. 551 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,134 Excuse me. Thank you. 552 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:16,604 Excuse me. Thank you. 553 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:18,021 Excuse me. 554 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,929 Thank you. 555 00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:22,227 Oh, my, look at that. Look at what? 556 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,021 What's the matter? Nothing really. 557 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,565 I'm afraid that one of you is in one of our seats. 558 00:34:26,649 --> 00:34:29,399 Nonsense. There's two seats. One for each of you. 559 00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,895 Yes, but the ones I bought were together. See? 560 00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:32,697 Six and seven. You're in seven. 561 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,872 What's wrong with that one? That's nine. 562 00:34:34,991 --> 00:34:37,541 You're being very literal. It's not for me. It's for Rodney. 563 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:39,948 He cries at shows. Sometimes I have to hold his hand. 564 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:42,667 Or I become uncontrollable. He becomes uncontrollable. 565 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:44,579 Well, I wouldn't want to break anything up. 566 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:47,127 Shove over, Spagnoli. Thank you. 567 00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:48,381 Hmm! 568 00:34:57,638 --> 00:35:00,218 Oh, fine. Now I've got King Kong in front of me. 569 00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:02,188 Huh? Ah, yes. 570 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,988 Look what you've done. What? 571 00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:18,493 King Kong's wife. 572 00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:21,576 Oh. Oh, dear. 573 00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:24,042 Can you see the stage? Not at all. 574 00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:27,133 You have taken the only seat from which anything is visible. 575 00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:29,300 I hope you enjoy the show. 576 00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:33,088 Allow me. Shall we? 577 00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:35,926 What's the matter? It's an old children's game. It's called musical chairs. 578 00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:39,102 Huh? We're switching again, junior, 'cause you got such terrific: seats. 579 00:35:39,222 --> 00:35:41,662 This gentleman's gonna switch with that-gentleman. Excuse me. 580 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:10,840 Now, before this modern idea had burst; 581 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,260 About the women and children first; 582 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:21,261 The men had much more charm than they have today 583 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:28,266 And if only one of that type survived 584 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:32,444 The very moment that he arrived 585 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:39,655 I know I'd fall in a great big way; 586 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:44,162 I can't imagine being bad 587 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:47,867 With any Arrow collar ad 588 00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:52,882 Nor could I take the slightest joy 589 00:36:52,962 --> 00:36:58,842 In waking up a college boy; 590 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:02,642 I've no desire to be alone 591 00:37:03,848 --> 00:37:07,688 With Rudy Vallee's megaphone 592 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:12,768 So when I'm saying my prayers 593 00:37:12,857 --> 00:37:22,117 I say 594 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:29,290 Find me 595 00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:33,093 A primitive man 596 00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:36,009 Built on 597 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:39,508 A primitive plan 598 00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:42,802 Someone 599 00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:46,017 With vigor and vim 600 00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:49,268 I don't mean the kind that belongs to a club 601 00:37:49,352 --> 00:37:52,692 But the kind that has a club that belongs to him 602 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:56,232 I could be 603 00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:59,277 The personal slave 604 00:37:59,362 --> 00:38:03,032 Oi someone 605 00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:06,655 Just out of a cave 606 00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:10,464 The only man who will ever win me 607 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,499 Has gotta wake up the gypsy in me 608 00:38:13,584 --> 00:38:20,304 Find me a primitive man 609 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:24,013 Find me 610 00:38:24,095 --> 00:38:26,215 A primitive man 611 00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:55,127 Kathy Krumm. Shh. She's not so bad. 612 00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:57,129 No, Skeezix. That's Kathy Krumm. 613 00:38:57,253 --> 00:39:00,673 You know her? Sure. We went to school together. P.S. 122. 614 00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:02,546 You went to P.S. 122? Shh. 615 00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:21,185 Trouve moi 616 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:24,858 Un homme primitif 617 00:39:24,947 --> 00:39:27,527 Trouve moi 618 00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:29,036 Un garcon naif 619 00:39:29,118 --> 00:39:31,158 Ah! 620 00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:40,250 Hey! 621 00:39:43,758 --> 00:39:46,388 Trouve moi un homme primitif 622 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,386 Follow me. 623 00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:51,522 This way. This way. Hello. Hello. 624 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,600 How'd you like the show? Sensational. Sensational. 625 00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:55,024 Sisters. Mm-hmm. 626 00:39:55,102 --> 00:39:56,562 Hi, gorgeous. Hello there. 627 00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:58,305 Oh, boy. An American Indian. Hey. 628 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,225 Congratulations. I don't know this girl. 629 00:40:01,317 --> 00:40:03,117 You don't know this girl? I've never seen her. 630 00:40:03,194 --> 00:40:04,994 Hi, Mopsie. 631 00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:07,532 You don't know these giris. Well! 632 00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:09,326 Oh, thank you. 633 00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:11,238 Scusi. 634 00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:13,747 Excuse me. 'You. 635 00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:15,039 Oh. 636 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,746 Shh. 637 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,594 Who is it? 638 00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:21,879 Shh. 639 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,180 Mopsie! Was I good? 640 00:40:27,134 --> 00:40:29,514 Oh! Thank you. 641 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:30,885 I have another surprise for you. You do? 642 00:40:30,971 --> 00:40:32,601 Mm-hmm. Oh, he's very cute. 643 00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:35,431 No, not him. Behind you. 644 00:40:35,518 --> 00:40:37,478 Kathy Krumm, you're a nasty girl. 645 00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:39,111 Brookski! 646 00:40:39,188 --> 00:40:42,108 P.S... 1-2-2! 647 00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:44,111 1-2-2! And... 648 00:40:45,361 --> 00:40:47,201 Hurrah for the orange and blue 649 00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:49,368 To 1-2-2 we will ever be true 650 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,448 She gives us the knowledge to send us to college 651 00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:52,994 Hurrah for the orange and blue 652 00:40:54,036 --> 00:40:55,036 Come in here! 653 00:40:56,872 --> 00:40:59,882 Look at you! You look absolutely gorgeous! 654 00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:14,888 What about the time that Mr. Petrovich. Don't you dare. 655 00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:17,375 Made a pass at you in the gym-Stop. It was the locker room. 656 00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:19,023 After that game? That game was in the locker room. 657 00:41:19,103 --> 00:41:20,483 I can't stand it! [ Giggling 1 658 00:41:20,563 --> 00:41:22,613 I haven't thought about that. Neither have I. 659 00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:24,980 But isn't he the one that started calling you Brookski? 660 00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:27,357 You're right. I'd forgotten all about him. 661 00:41:27,444 --> 00:41:28,994 Ooh, was he mean. 662 00:41:29,113 --> 00:41:30,703 Mr. Spanish. Yeah? 663 00:41:30,781 --> 00:41:33,701 I've been thinking. You remind me of someone I'm really quite fond of. 664 00:41:33,826 --> 00:41:35,446 Yes? Who? Me. 665 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,326 Si. Mike and I, they look alike. 666 00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:40,464 Yeah, except you look better. Oh, no. I prefer you. 667 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:43,633 Oh, you're too kind. Would you care to dance? That's a good idea. 668 00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:45,302 Do you mind if I lead? My pleasure. 669 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:47,169 Listen to Mutt and Jeff. We can't talk for two minutes... 670 00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:48,468 Two hours. And a half. 671 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:50,299 Not counting the car ride. It's been years and years. 672 00:41:50,426 --> 00:41:52,136 I thought you didn't smoke. I don't. 673 00:41:52,261 --> 00:41:54,681 Lots of terrible things have happened. What about that time in biology? 674 00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:56,773 Would you yield for a question? 675 00:41:56,849 --> 00:41:58,349 We'll consider it. 676 00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:01,975 About public: school. I can't picture Brookie there. 677 00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:04,324 Neither could the school. Mother thought I was getting spoiled. 678 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,980 So she took me out of Miss Hopkins's. And into 1-2-2. 679 00:42:07,109 --> 00:42:10,149 Hurrah for the orange and blue And then what happened? 680 00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:12,197 Nothing. Mother was right. I was spoiled. 681 00:42:12,281 --> 00:42:14,621 After one year, boing- back I went to Miss Hopkins's. 682 00:42:14,742 --> 00:42:15,952 What's it mean, boing? She got kicked out. 683 00:42:16,035 --> 00:42:18,695 My mom couldn't afford it, so we didn't see each other much after that. 684 00:42:18,787 --> 00:42:20,497 Why don't you guys go take a walk or something? 685 00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:22,253 We did that. Twice. 686 00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:25,669 Then go tie your tie. 687 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:28,170 You too. 688 00:42:34,053 --> 00:42:36,063 Sir, you're not in fashion. 689 00:42:43,771 --> 00:42:45,941 Thank you very much for pointing that out. 690 00:42:46,023 --> 00:42:47,783 You're quite welcome. 691 00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:52,911 It's the fashion, George. 692 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:56,578 I know, but Mildred is so out of touch. 693 00:42:56,659 --> 00:42:59,539 I am not. She is not. 694 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,790 What are you doing, lady? Hands off of my husband. 695 00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:05,253 It's the latest fashion. 696 00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:08,094 I think we'd better dance before they throw us out. 697 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:11,420 Yeah. Okay, spaghetti. Let's go. 698 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:37,568 Canals. And it's so nice. 699 00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:42,118 If you're ever in a jam, here I am 700 00:43:42,204 --> 00:43:43,964 Yeah. You've got it. 701 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:48,919 If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal 702 00:43:49,003 --> 00:43:51,303 If you ever feel so happy; 703 00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:53,920 You land in jail, I'm your bail 704 00:43:54,008 --> 00:43:56,838 It's friendship, friendship 705 00:43:56,927 --> 00:43:59,177 Just the perfect blendship 706 00:43:59,263 --> 00:44:01,563 When other friendships have been forgot 707 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,732 Ours will still be hot; 708 00:44:03,851 --> 00:44:05,641 Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle Dig, dig, dig. 709 00:44:05,728 --> 00:44:06,768 Whee! 710 00:44:16,196 --> 00:44:19,116 If you ever lose your way, come to "K" 711 00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:21,119 I'm getting tired of this. 712 00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:24,121 If you're ever in a flop, call for MOP 713 00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:25,996 Oh, MOP. By the other hand 714 00:44:26,123 --> 00:44:29,503 If you ever take a boat and get lost at sea Yes? 715 00:44:29,585 --> 00:44:30,745 What? Write to me 716 00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:33,626 It's friendship, friendship 717 00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:35,724 Just the perfect blendship 718 00:44:35,799 --> 00:44:38,469 When other friendships have been forgit 719 00:44:38,552 --> 00:44:40,262 Ours will still be it 720 00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:42,007 Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle Chuck, chuck, chuck. 721 00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:43,307 Oh, that's cute. Thank you. 722 00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:45,520 One, two, three, four, 723 00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:48,441 five, six, seven, eight, and... 724 00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:51,914 Hey, you wanna spend Sunday on the Sound? 725 00:44:51,982 --> 00:44:53,942 Oh, would you, Brooke? He's got a terrific house. 726 00:44:54,026 --> 00:44:56,026 Well, I'd have to get some clothes. Me too. 727 00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:57,491 And Beth. 728 00:44:57,613 --> 00:44:59,493 Lead off, Mr. Spanish. Yeah! 729 00:44:59,573 --> 00:45:02,703 If you're ever down a well, ring my bell 730 00:45:02,785 --> 00:45:04,365 Choc-chem! 731 00:45:04,453 --> 00:45:07,413 If you ever catch on fire, send a wire 732 00:45:07,498 --> 00:45:09,038 I Will, I Will. Yeah? 733 00:45:09,124 --> 00:45:14,384 If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine 734 00:45:14,463 --> 00:45:17,173 It's friendship, friendship 735 00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:19,297 Just the perfect blendship 736 00:45:19,385 --> 00:45:22,005 When other friendships have ceased to gel 737 00:45:22,096 --> 00:45:23,806 Ours will still be swell 738 00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:25,601 Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle Hep, hep, hep. 739 00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,102 Whee! 740 00:45:31,522 --> 00:45:33,362 I'm coming! I'm coming! 741 00:45:33,482 --> 00:45:35,572 I'm coming. Well, hurry up. We've been waiting all night. 742 00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:38,452 Oh, Brooke, it is late. It is not. 743 00:45:38,529 --> 00:45:40,109 This will make it earlier, Beth. 744 00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:41,867 I'm Mike Pritchard. How do you do? 745 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:45,580 Well, I don't mind if I-Where did you find him? He goes with Kathy here. 746 00:45:45,661 --> 00:45:47,371 Remember my old friend Kathy? I told you about her. 747 00:45:47,496 --> 00:45:51,036 Oh, that little girl from public: school. Well, I grew, if you don't mind. 748 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:54,376 You got good taste too. He's just someone I ran into. 749 00:45:54,503 --> 00:45:56,463 I like your friend. And she's single too. 750 00:45:56,547 --> 00:45:57,587 Oh, really? Thanks a lot. 751 00:45:57,714 --> 00:46:00,844 Any more at home like you? Mercifully not. 752 00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:03,968 You're just jealous. Well, what do they call you, big boy? 753 00:46:04,054 --> 00:46:06,394 Rodney James. Rod. 754 00:46:06,515 --> 00:46:09,385 That, I'm afraid, is the diminutive. 755 00:46:09,518 --> 00:46:12,188 Well, I bet you ain't. 756 00:46:35,043 --> 00:46:37,253 Get in here, John. 757 00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,087 Bravo 758 00:46:39,173 --> 00:46:41,433 You missed three rounds, John. Four. Four. Four. 759 00:46:41,508 --> 00:46:44,968 Oh, that's right, Mertle. Guzzle it, you old drunk. 760 00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:47,313 I must say that bird drinks like a fish. 761 00:46:47,389 --> 00:46:48,889 Thank you. 762 00:46:50,184 --> 00:46:51,944 Broke, you drink too? 763 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:54,190 Brooke. Brook. 764 00:46:54,271 --> 00:46:55,271 No. Brooke. 765 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:56,935 Si. Bruke. 766 00:46:58,734 --> 00:47:00,534 No wonder you never invited me to your place. 767 00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:02,491 Oh, dear. 768 00:47:02,571 --> 00:47:06,411 If they ever black your eyes 769 00:47:06,492 --> 00:47:10,002 Put me wise Yeah. 770 00:47:10,078 --> 00:47:13,498 If they ever cook your goose 771 00:47:13,582 --> 00:47:15,542 Turn me loose 772 00:47:17,002 --> 00:47:21,842 If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain 773 00:47:21,924 --> 00:47:24,644 It's friendship, friendship 774 00:47:24,718 --> 00:47:26,848 Just the perfect blendship 775 00:47:26,929 --> 00:47:29,559 When other friendships go up in smoke 776 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,390 Ours will still be oke 777 00:47:31,517 --> 00:47:33,477 Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle Cluck, cluck, cluck. 778 00:47:36,522 --> 00:47:38,322 Smell, smell, smell! 779 00:47:48,951 --> 00:47:50,911 No. I'm driving. Oh, come on. 780 00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:53,536 Oh, come on, Rod. You've only had one. Yeah, Rod. 781 00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:55,962 That is not my name. I am simply not a "Rod." 782 00:47:56,083 --> 00:47:58,293 Thank heaven. Open wide. 783 00:47:58,377 --> 00:47:59,497 Whoo. 784 00:47:59,586 --> 00:48:02,336 If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind 785 00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:03,974 Isn't he sweet? Yes. 786 00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:07,089 If you ever lose your shirt, I'd be hurt 787 00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:08,967 There's a switch. 788 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:12,894 If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh 789 00:48:12,975 --> 00:48:15,265 It's friendship, friendship 790 00:48:15,352 --> 00:48:17,352 Just the perfect blendship 791 00:48:17,437 --> 00:48:19,897 When other friendships have been forgate 792 00:48:19,982 --> 00:48:21,612 Ours will still be great; 793 00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,363 Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle Goo, goo, goo. 794 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:24,823 Bravo! 795 00:48:24,903 --> 00:48:28,413 If they ever hang you, pard, send a card 796 00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:33,445 If they ever cut your throat, write a note 797 00:48:33,537 --> 00:48:35,077 You have my word. 798 00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:37,583 If they ever make a cannibal stew of you 799 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:39,036 Yeah? Invite me too 800 00:48:39,126 --> 00:48:41,796 Oh, it's friendship, friendship 801 00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:43,838 Just the perfect blendship 802 00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:46,682 When other friendships are up the crick 803 00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:48,428 Ours will still be slick 804 00:48:48,510 --> 00:48:50,220 Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle Zip, zip, zip. 805 00:48:50,304 --> 00:48:51,684 Woof, woof, woof. 806 00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:54,215 Quack, quack, quack. Tweet, tweet, tweet. 807 00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:56,439 Peck, peck, peck. Push, push, push. 808 00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:58,768 Hip, hip, hip. Put, put, put. 809 00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:01,524 Give, give, give. Take, take, take. 810 00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:07,029 Rod. Rodney. 811 00:49:07,154 --> 00:49:09,664 Right. 812 00:50:41,289 --> 00:50:43,539 Ah, Rodney. 813 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:45,495 Is she safe? Sir? 814 00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:48,797 Did she get home safe? I thought she was with you, sir. 815 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,220 Who? Miss Carter. 816 00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:52,508 No Miss Carter. Little Annie Orphan. 817 00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:54,392 You mean the figure in the comic? 818 00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:59,139 Of course. She has been trying to return to her Daddy Warbucks for three weeks. 819 00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:01,564 He is not her real daddy because she is orphan. 820 00:51:01,643 --> 00:51:03,353 She has no mama, no daddy. 821 00:51:03,478 --> 00:51:06,648 She has no eyes either. Yeah. It's a symbol. 822 00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:09,899 Ah. Well, sir, I haven't had a look yet. 823 00:51:09,985 --> 00:51:11,855 Why don't you look for yourself? 824 00:51:11,987 --> 00:51:14,277 Oh, grazie, grazie. Is there anything else you'd like? 825 00:51:14,364 --> 00:51:16,074 Oh, no. Grazie. Thank you. It's enough. 826 00:51:16,158 --> 00:51:17,868 Whatever you say, sir. 827 00:51:20,328 --> 00:51:22,248 Leaping lizards! 828 00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,830 Sir? 829 00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:26,835 Leaping lizards. She always says "Leaping lizards." 830 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,170 How eloquent. See, ma, she no home. 831 00:51:29,296 --> 00:51:32,256 I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, tomorrow. 832 00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:34,090 I shall say a small prayer. 833 00:51:34,176 --> 00:51:36,796 Thank you! You are very gentle. 834 00:51:38,013 --> 00:51:39,773 Thank you, sir. 835 00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:22,465 What? Oh, never mind. 836 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:25,477 Don't just stand there. You look like a nervous turtle. 837 00:52:25,602 --> 00:52:27,352 Another reptile. Huh? 838 00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:31,816 How does one tell, I wonder, when turtles are nervous? 839 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:34,400 Well, they stay in their shells, Rodney ol' James. 840 00:52:34,528 --> 00:52:36,988 Well, that is not the case with this turtle. No, huh? 841 00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:40,282 No, he was simply amazed that anyone who could swill so much liquor of an evening... 842 00:52:40,367 --> 00:52:43,157 could possibly arise so early in the morning. 843 00:52:43,245 --> 00:52:45,285 I love the way you talk. 844 00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:47,623 Thank you. You're welcome. 845 00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:49,787 Coffee's hot. 846 00:52:49,918 --> 00:52:51,628 Thank you. You're welcome. 847 00:52:52,546 --> 00:52:54,876 Those for Miss Carter? Yep. 848 00:52:55,924 --> 00:52:58,554 An eccentric breakfast, I dare say. 849 00:52:58,677 --> 00:53:01,347 Oh, she don't eat 'em. She don't-uh, doesn't? 850 00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:03,139 Nope. 851 00:53:03,265 --> 00:53:06,015 Well, what does she do with them? She puts 'em on her face. 852 00:53:06,101 --> 00:53:08,101 I see. Silly of me to ask. 853 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:13,187 I made some fresh orange juice in the icebox, if you want it. 854 00:53:13,275 --> 00:53:14,985 No, thank you. 855 00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:18,238 I don't believe I'll eat or drink for several days. 856 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,700 What do you all do around here to pass the time? 857 00:53:24,953 --> 00:53:26,833 Oh, many things. Like? 858 00:53:28,164 --> 00:53:30,584 Well, there are several splendid horses in the stable. 859 00:53:30,667 --> 00:53:33,497 A large pool, a tennis court, a skeet range. 860 00:53:33,587 --> 00:53:35,837 Mr. Pritchard also plays poker, football... 861 00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:37,972 Oh, I love football. All that contact. 862 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:40,429 Madam, please, keep your distance. 863 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:43,930 I was just gonna get some orange juice for Miss Brooke. 864 00:53:47,309 --> 00:53:48,809 I'm sorry. 865 00:53:49,352 --> 00:53:51,102 You're an old grouch. 866 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:52,897 That's true. 867 00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:56,107 You can put the coffee down now. 868 00:54:07,954 --> 00:54:11,084 Isn't there anything you like to do? Yes, there is. 869 00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:12,626 What? Sleep. 870 00:54:12,751 --> 00:54:16,131 I bet you mean sleep too. Yes, I do. 871 00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:21,007 But are you fond of riding, dear? 872 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:23,762 Kindly tell me if so 873 00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:26,765 Yes, I'm fond of riding, dear; 874 00:54:26,848 --> 00:54:28,598 But in the morning, no; 875 00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:30,193 No? No. 876 00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:33,608 Well, are you good at shooting, dear? 877 00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:36,188 Kindly tell me if so 878 00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:39,284 Yes, I'm good at shooting, dear 879 00:54:39,361 --> 00:54:41,201 But in the morning, no; 880 00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:46,659 When the dawn's early light comes to crucify my night 881 00:54:46,743 --> 00:54:51,003 That's the time when I'm in low; 882 00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:56,169 Are you fond of wrestling, dear? 883 00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:58,962 Kindly tell me if so 884 00:54:59,047 --> 00:55:01,927 Yes, I'm fond of wrestling, dear; 885 00:55:02,050 --> 00:55:04,550 But in the morning, no No, no? 886 00:55:04,636 --> 00:55:07,306 No, no, no, no, no; 887 00:55:09,224 --> 00:55:12,484 Have you got everything? 888 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,060 Yes. 889 00:55:14,145 --> 00:55:16,145 Shall we go amongst 'em? 890 00:55:16,231 --> 00:55:18,021 I think we had better. 891 00:55:22,612 --> 00:55:25,452 Can you do the crawl, my dear? 892 00:55:25,532 --> 00:55:28,032 Kindly tell me if so 893 00:55:28,118 --> 00:55:31,078 I can do the crawl, my dear; 894 00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:32,662 But in the morning, no; 895 00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:38,127 When I, as Gunga Din, bring his bromo seltzer in 896 00:55:38,211 --> 00:55:43,011 That's the time when I'm in low 897 00:55:43,091 --> 00:55:47,851 Do you use the breaststroke, dear'? 898 00:55:47,929 --> 00:55:51,519 Kindly tell me if so 899 00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:54,769 Yes, I use the breaststroke, dear 900 00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:57,274 But in the morning, no, no No, no? 901 00:55:57,355 --> 00:56:00,225 No, no, no, no, no; 902 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:02,688 Rod, is that you? Yes, sir. 903 00:56:02,819 --> 00:56:06,449 What are you yelling about? Just seeing if you're up, sir. 904 00:56:06,531 --> 00:56:08,281 Have you got my fizzy? Right here, sir. 905 00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:10,536 What shall I do with Miss O'Kelly's coffee? 906 00:56:12,579 --> 00:56:15,459 She's gone for a walk or something equally bizarre. 907 00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:17,000 I'll drink it. Yes, sir. 908 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,383 Morning, Beth. Hi. 909 00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:19,790 Bye. 910 00:56:20,462 --> 00:56:23,132 Are you fond of poker, dear? 911 00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:25,594 Kindly tell me if so 912 00:56:25,675 --> 00:56:28,715 Yes, I'm fond of poker, dear; 913 00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:30,723 But in the morning, no; 914 00:56:30,847 --> 00:56:32,347 Beth? Yeah. 915 00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:35,062 Do you have it all? Yeah. 916 00:56:37,896 --> 00:56:39,396 Thanks. 917 00:56:41,024 --> 00:56:43,994 Can you fill an inside straight? 918 00:56:44,069 --> 00:56:46,699 Kindly tell me if so 919 00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:49,620 I've filled plenty inside straights 920 00:56:49,741 --> 00:56:51,991 But in the morning, no, no No, no? 921 00:56:52,077 --> 00:56:53,997 No, no, no, no, no 922 00:56:55,663 --> 00:56:57,543 What are you gonna do? Meditate. 923 00:56:57,665 --> 00:57:00,245 Can I watch? No. Go away. 924 00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:03,245 Okay. But, Rod... 925 00:57:03,338 --> 00:57:06,088 Rodney? Yes. 926 00:57:06,174 --> 00:57:08,434 I'll see you in the afternoon. 927 00:57:08,510 --> 00:57:10,510 Ooh-ooh. 928 00:57:18,728 --> 00:57:20,018 Buongiorno. Hiya. 929 00:57:20,146 --> 00:57:21,726 Brooke is up? I think she's down. 930 00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:24,976 Is bad? I'd say it's a four-cucumber day. 931 00:57:25,110 --> 00:57:27,700 That's bad. It ain't good. 932 00:57:27,779 --> 00:57:29,239 Well, I try. 933 00:57:29,364 --> 00:57:31,784 Well, "boner fortuner." Oh. 934 00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:36,199 Brooke. 935 00:57:38,581 --> 00:57:40,251 Brooke. 936 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,713 It's me-Johnny. 937 00:57:41,793 --> 00:57:43,293 No kidding. 938 00:57:43,378 --> 00:57:45,128 Brooke, you are angry. 939 00:57:46,464 --> 00:57:49,474 Brooke, I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth. 940 00:57:49,551 --> 00:57:51,551 But it's only a little lie. 941 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:55,096 I become very rich very soon. Maybe tomorrow. 942 00:57:55,181 --> 00:57:56,981 Okay, okay. I'll see you later. 943 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:59,810 Let me wake up now. Yeah, I go. 944 00:57:59,894 --> 00:58:01,354 Brooke. What? 945 00:58:01,437 --> 00:58:03,727 Little Annie Orphan no home yet. 946 00:58:05,066 --> 00:58:08,436 Brooke? Did you hear about Little Annie? 947 00:58:08,570 --> 00:58:12,280 Leaping lizards. Yeah. 948 00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:14,075 I see you later, Mia Cara. 949 00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:53,948 Is it in marble; 950 00:58:54,032 --> 00:58:56,782 Or is it in clay? 951 00:58:59,787 --> 00:59:02,787 Is what I thought a new Rolls 952 00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:07,047 A used Chevrolet? 953 00:59:08,463 --> 00:59:12,723 Is it a sapphire 954 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,720 Or simply a charm? 955 00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:19,224 Is it real fire Yeah. 956 00:59:19,307 --> 00:59:24,897 Or just a false alarm? 957 00:59:24,979 --> 00:59:29,109 Is it today's thrill; 958 00:59:29,192 --> 00:59:33,912 Or really romance? 959 00:59:33,988 --> 00:59:36,738 Is it a kiss on the lips 960 00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:42,214 Or just a kick in the pants? 961 00:59:42,288 --> 00:59:46,878 Is it the gay 906$ 962 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,090 Cavorting above? 963 00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:53,472 Or is it 964 00:59:53,549 --> 00:59:59,389 At long last 965 00:59:59,472 --> 01:00:00,972 Love? 966 01:00:03,351 --> 01:00:05,101 Talking to yourself? 967 01:00:05,186 --> 01:00:06,896 Uh, yeah, a little. 968 01:00:10,692 --> 01:00:12,572 Nice day. Belissima. 969 01:00:12,694 --> 01:00:16,614 Oh, that's Italian. Ah, for the day and for you. 970 01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:21,871 Well, I think I'll go get a cruller or something. 971 01:00:21,953 --> 01:00:23,623 Ciao. 972 01:00:23,705 --> 01:00:25,455 Yeah. Auf Wiedersehen. 973 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:26,960 Ah, Kathy. Hmm? 974 01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:29,631 Little Annie Orphan no home yet. 975 01:00:29,711 --> 01:00:31,131 No, huh? 976 01:00:31,254 --> 01:00:33,424 What about Dick Tracy? Oh, still the same. 977 01:00:33,548 --> 01:00:35,468 Is bad. Sure is. 978 01:00:35,591 --> 01:00:37,181 Yeah. Yeah. 979 01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:40,049 Well. 980 01:00:59,532 --> 01:01:03,832 Is it the rainbow; 981 01:01:03,911 --> 01:01:06,911 Or just a mirage? 982 01:01:08,082 --> 01:01:12,002 Will it be tender and sweet 983 01:01:12,086 --> 01:01:16,586 Or merely massage? 984 01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:19,764 Is it a brainstorm 985 01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:22,604 In one of its quirks? 986 01:01:24,182 --> 01:01:26,602 Or is it the best; 987 01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:28,904 The crest 988 01:01:28,978 --> 01:01:30,728 The works'? 989 01:01:32,273 --> 01:01:35,993 Is it for all time 990 01:01:36,069 --> 01:01:39,659 Or Simply a lark? 991 01:01:40,531 --> 01:01:43,701 Is it the Lido I see; 992 01:01:43,785 --> 01:01:48,745 Or only Asbury Park? 993 01:01:48,831 --> 01:01:52,171 Should I say thumbs down 994 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:54,671 And give it a shove? 995 01:01:57,048 --> 01:02:03,888 Or is it at long last 996 01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:05,311 Love? 997 01:02:05,390 --> 01:02:07,140 Talking to yourself? 998 01:02:08,518 --> 01:02:11,898 I was just thinking about... things. 999 01:02:11,979 --> 01:02:13,939 Anyone I know? 1000 01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:17,605 No. 1001 01:02:18,444 --> 01:02:21,454 Well, don't go away. I'm just gonna... 1002 01:02:21,531 --> 01:02:23,371 Okay. 1003 01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:25,369 Be right down. 1004 01:03:05,533 --> 01:03:08,373 Is it an earthquake 1005 01:03:08,453 --> 01:03:10,713 Or simply a shock? 1006 01:03:12,582 --> 01:03:14,672 Is it the good turtle soup 1007 01:03:15,543 --> 01:03:17,673 Or merely the mock? 1008 01:03:19,338 --> 01:03:21,378 Is it a cocktail 1009 01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,470 This feeling of joy? 1010 01:03:25,761 --> 01:03:28,141 Or is what I feel 1011 01:03:28,222 --> 01:03:30,892 The real McCoy? 1012 01:03:32,727 --> 01:03:34,647 Have I the right hunch 1013 01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:37,896 Or have I the wrong? 1014 01:03:39,484 --> 01:03:44,414 Will it be Bach I shall hear or just a Cole Porter song? 1015 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,580 Is it a fancy love 1016 01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:51,620 We're thinking of? 1017 01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:55,995 Or is it at long 1018 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:57,593 Last 1019 01:03:59,045 --> 01:04:00,545 Love? 1020 01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:13,636 Oh! Hoo-hoo! 1021 01:04:13,726 --> 01:04:16,266 Rodney! 1022 01:04:18,439 --> 01:04:19,939 Rodney? 1023 01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:29,161 Oh, I'm sorry. I've got alcohol in my eyes. 1024 01:04:29,283 --> 01:04:31,603 Well, that's an original way to drink. No. Shaving alcohol. 1025 01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,162 You shouldn't drink that at all. I wasn't drinking it. 1026 01:04:34,288 --> 01:04:36,578 Could we continue this conversation later? Gladly. 1027 01:04:36,707 --> 01:04:38,827 Thank you. Could I ask you one question before I go? 1028 01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:40,548 No. What's that all over your face? 1029 01:04:40,628 --> 01:04:42,298 Smallpox. Thank you. 1030 01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:44,050 Why don't you go shave? 1031 01:04:44,131 --> 01:04:45,471 I Will. 1032 01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:54,098 Is it a breakdown 1033 01:04:54,183 --> 01:04:55,983 Or is it a break? 1034 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,900 Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee 1035 01:04:57,979 --> 01:05:00,979 Is it a real porterhouse 1036 01:05:01,065 --> 01:05:04,485 Or only a steak 1037 01:05:04,569 --> 01:05:07,409 What can account for 1038 01:05:07,488 --> 01:05:09,868 These strange pitter-pats? 1039 01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:13,658 Could this be the dream 1040 01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:17,714 The cream, the cats'? 1041 01:05:18,416 --> 01:05:21,746 Is it to rescue 1042 01:05:21,836 --> 01:05:23,746 Or is it to wreck? 1043 01:05:25,423 --> 01:05:27,803 Is it an ache in the heart; 1044 01:05:27,883 --> 01:05:30,803 Or just a pain in the neck? 1045 01:05:32,346 --> 01:05:37,846 Is it the ivy you touch 1046 01:05:38,686 --> 01:05:41,806 With a glove? 1047 01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:46,938 Or is it at long 1048 01:05:47,028 --> 01:05:50,028 Last 1049 01:05:51,699 --> 01:05:53,199 Love? 1050 01:05:56,287 --> 01:05:58,787 I wonder what'll happen. 1051 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:03,131 Hey! 1052 01:06:04,754 --> 01:06:06,424 Hey! 1053 01:06:06,922 --> 01:06:09,262 No! 1054 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,470 Get yourself a scotch, Alfred. 1055 01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:19,771 Huh? That's okay. That's Mabel. 1056 01:06:19,852 --> 01:06:22,402 My mother. 1057 01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:27,025 Touchdown! I win. 1058 01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:29,151 Mother, you're always spoiling it. 1059 01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:31,696 I said no tackling. We're not gonna have any tack... 1060 01:06:31,781 --> 01:06:33,821 I hate this game. I've always hated this game. 1061 01:06:33,908 --> 01:06:35,788 Really, Kitty. You're getting awfully butch. 1062 01:06:35,910 --> 01:06:38,500 I don't know what came over me. Not to mention this other young lady. 1063 01:06:38,621 --> 01:06:41,121 Hi. I'm Brooke. I'm broken. My back is broken. 1064 01:06:41,207 --> 01:06:42,957 I'm sorry! He's always complaining. 1065 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:45,842 Michael, if you're going to play with pros, you have to be prepared. 1066 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,420 Yes, Mother. Now, who's this? 1067 01:06:47,505 --> 01:06:49,755 I'm Johnny Spanish. I bet you are. 1068 01:06:49,882 --> 01:06:52,012 No, Mabel. That's his name. I love it! 1069 01:06:52,093 --> 01:06:53,683 Now cut that out. He goes with her. 1070 01:06:53,803 --> 01:06:56,013 Lucky me! Oh, well, if that's your type. 1071 01:06:56,097 --> 01:06:58,307 You can have him, Mrs. Pritchard, but he's all show. 1072 01:06:58,391 --> 01:06:59,851 Oh, yes. 1073 01:06:59,934 --> 01:07:02,854 Call me Mabel, dear. I don't like to be reminded of my husband. 1074 01:07:02,937 --> 01:07:04,517 Sure. Tea, Mrs. P.? 1075 01:07:04,647 --> 01:07:06,607 Perfect timing, Rodney. Where would you like it? 1076 01:07:06,732 --> 01:07:09,532 Well, where am I now? I'd say you were in the middle of the backyard. 1077 01:07:09,610 --> 01:07:12,030 Well, I think I'll have my tea in the middle of the backyard. 1078 01:07:12,154 --> 01:07:14,594 Very good, madam. See how she makes decisions? Just like that. 1079 01:07:14,615 --> 01:07:16,695 Who's your playmate? Oh, that's Elizabeth. 1080 01:07:16,784 --> 01:07:18,544 Now, please, madam, don't encourage her. 1081 01:07:18,619 --> 01:07:20,749 I'm his shadow. You see what I mean. 1082 01:07:20,830 --> 01:07:22,870 Oh, now, Rodney. You're blushing. 1083 01:07:22,998 --> 01:07:24,878 That's a first. Is he blushing? 1084 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,670 I've seen him blush before. He's blushing. 1085 01:07:26,752 --> 01:07:29,132 You can spare us the sordid details, Michael. 1086 01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:30,723 Could we change the subject? 1087 01:07:30,798 --> 01:07:33,548 Well, Rodney, you and Elizabeth run off and play. 1088 01:07:33,634 --> 01:07:35,434 We can manage the tea. Oh, yeah. 1089 01:07:35,511 --> 01:07:37,721 Oh, couldn't I stay? We're never alone. 1090 01:07:37,805 --> 01:07:39,715 I know what you mean, dear. 1091 01:07:39,807 --> 01:07:41,307 Madam, that is unfair. 1092 01:07:41,392 --> 01:07:43,942 Well, Rodney, let's face it. You are no pushover. 1093 01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:45,349 Oh, hear, hear. 1094 01:07:45,438 --> 01:07:48,068 Well, all right. Stay. Have a drink. 1095 01:07:48,149 --> 01:07:49,439 Thank you. Thank you. 1096 01:07:49,567 --> 01:07:51,607 Rodney, you're such a tiger. 1097 01:07:51,694 --> 01:07:54,784 I see you still haven't shaved that silly thing off. 1098 01:07:54,905 --> 01:07:57,405 Do we have to talk about it now? Don't you like his mustache? 1099 01:07:57,491 --> 01:07:59,911 She hates it. He only grew it to look like Rodney. 1100 01:08:00,035 --> 01:08:02,035 Well, he's my idol. He's mine too. 1101 01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:04,251 Oh, go away! 1102 01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:07,841 I see I'm still the only one currently unattached. 1103 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,460 You'll all have to come to the club dance with me tonight, help me pick someone out. 1104 01:08:11,547 --> 01:08:13,297 Absolutely out of the question. 1105 01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:41,736 Michael. Hi, Mabel. 1106 01:08:41,827 --> 01:08:43,827 Hello, handsome. Hello, madam. 1107 01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,924 Your mother looks beautiful tonight. Yes. 1108 01:08:53,005 --> 01:08:55,125 Who's that stick she's dancing with? 1109 01:08:55,216 --> 01:08:56,716 Captain Craig. 1110 01:08:56,801 --> 01:08:59,801 I don't know what he's captain of. That's what they've always called him. 1111 01:08:59,887 --> 01:09:03,517 Maybe it's his first name. I knew a guy called Sergeant once. 1112 01:09:03,599 --> 01:09:05,099 Possible. 1113 01:09:20,241 --> 01:09:21,741 They don't like tip-tap. 1114 01:09:21,826 --> 01:09:23,286 They don't like anything. 1115 01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:27,160 I think if a bomb fell right outside, they'd just give you that look and go right on dancing. 1116 01:09:27,248 --> 01:09:28,668 Oh, of course. Didn't you know? 1117 01:09:28,791 --> 01:09:31,211 Yes? When you're out in smart society; 1118 01:09:31,293 --> 01:09:33,753 And you suddenly get bad news 1119 01:09:33,879 --> 01:09:35,799 You mustn't show anxiety No? 1120 01:09:35,923 --> 01:09:38,263 And proceed to sing the blues Hmm. 1121 01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:40,722 For example, tell me something sad 1122 01:09:40,803 --> 01:09:43,313 Something awful Something grave 1123 01:09:43,389 --> 01:09:46,849 And I'll show you how a Racquet Club lad would behave 1124 01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:48,944 Okay. 1125 01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:51,399 Have you heard the coast of Maine 1126 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:54,150 Just got hit by a hurricane? 1127 01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:56,533 Well, did you evah? 1128 01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:58,530 What a swell party this is 1129 01:09:58,612 --> 01:10:01,492 Perfect! Have you heard that Uncle Newt; 1130 01:10:01,574 --> 01:10:04,334 Forgot to open his parachute? 1131 01:10:04,410 --> 01:10:06,370 Well, did you ever; 1132 01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:08,873 What a swell party this is Precisely! 1133 01:10:08,956 --> 01:10:11,746 It's great, it's grand 1134 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:14,004 It's wonderland 1135 01:10:14,086 --> 01:10:16,626 It's tops, it's first; 1136 01:10:16,714 --> 01:10:18,724 It's DuPont, it's Hearst; 1137 01:10:18,799 --> 01:10:21,929 What soup What-a fish 1138 01:10:22,011 --> 01:10:24,051 That meat What a dish 1139 01:10:24,138 --> 01:10:26,888 What salad What cheese 1140 01:10:27,016 --> 01:10:29,686 Yes? Pardon me One moment, please 1141 01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:32,308 Have you heard that poor, dear Blanche 1142 01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:35,066 Got run down by an avalanche? 1143 01:10:35,149 --> 01:10:37,069 Well, did you ever? 1144 01:10:37,151 --> 01:10:39,821 What a swell party this is 1145 01:10:39,904 --> 01:10:44,334 Have you heard Mrs. Cass had three beers and then ate the glass? 1146 01:10:44,450 --> 01:10:46,580 Well, did you ever? 1147 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:49,500 Hmm. What a swell party this is 1148 01:10:59,381 --> 01:11:01,551 Any bets? Just go ahead. 1149 01:11:01,634 --> 01:11:03,844 Have you heard it's in the stars 1150 01:11:03,928 --> 01:11:06,178 Next July we collide with Mars? 1151 01:11:06,263 --> 01:11:08,433 Well, did you evah! 1152 01:11:08,515 --> 01:11:10,675 What a swell party this is. 1153 01:11:13,729 --> 01:11:15,979 Have you heard that poor old Ted 1154 01:11:16,065 --> 01:11:18,525 Just turned up in an oyster bed? 1155 01:11:18,609 --> 01:11:20,109 Well, did you evah! 1156 01:11:20,194 --> 01:11:22,914 What a swell party this is 1157 01:11:22,988 --> 01:11:25,158 What daiquiris 1158 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:27,620 What sherry, please 1159 01:11:27,701 --> 01:11:30,121 What Burgundy 1160 01:11:30,204 --> 01:11:32,334 What great Pommery 1161 01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:35,214 What brandy. Wow! 1162 01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:37,342 What whiskey. And how! 1163 01:11:37,419 --> 01:11:40,089 What gm and what beer 1164 01:11:40,172 --> 01:11:42,842 Will you sober up, my dear? 1165 01:11:44,885 --> 01:11:47,345 Have you heard Professor Munch 1166 01:11:47,429 --> 01:11:49,849 Ate his wife and divorced his lunch? 1167 01:11:49,932 --> 01:11:51,892 Well, did you evah? 1168 01:11:51,976 --> 01:11:54,186 What a swell party this is 1169 01:11:54,269 --> 01:11:55,939 Help! Coraggio! 1170 01:11:56,063 --> 01:11:58,273 Would you, old man? Of course. 1171 01:11:58,357 --> 01:12:00,777 Have you heard that Mimsie Starr 1172 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:03,149 Just got pinched in the Astor Bar 1173 01:12:03,237 --> 01:12:04,737 Well! 1174 01:12:06,615 --> 01:12:09,405 Swell party. 1175 01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:19,667 Michael, what are you doing? 1176 01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:22,213 Have you heard that Captain Craig 1177 01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:24,587 Breeds termites in his wooden leg? 1178 01:12:24,675 --> 01:12:26,675 Michael Oliver Pritchard! 1179 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,100 What a swell party this is 1180 01:12:29,179 --> 01:12:31,809 It's fun, it's fine 1181 01:12:31,890 --> 01:12:34,020 It's too divine 1182 01:12:34,101 --> 01:12:36,441 It's smooth, it's smart 1183 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,980 It's Rodgers, it's Hart; 1184 01:12:39,064 --> 01:12:41,154 What debs What stage, 1185 01:12:41,275 --> 01:12:43,485 What gossip What gags 1186 01:12:43,569 --> 01:12:46,239 What feathers What fuss 1187 01:12:46,321 --> 01:12:48,991 Just between the flour oi us 1188 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:51,624 Michael, you are incorrigible! 1189 01:12:51,702 --> 01:12:53,832 Lilly Lane has lousy luck 1190 01:12:53,912 --> 01:12:56,292 She was there when the lightning struck 1191 01:12:56,373 --> 01:12:58,383 Well, did you ever! 1192 01:12:58,459 --> 01:13:00,959 What a swell party this is. 1193 01:13:01,045 --> 01:13:02,875 Bye, Mom. Bye, Mabel. 1194 01:13:06,050 --> 01:13:08,050 Mrs. Smith in her new Hup 1195 01:13:08,135 --> 01:13:10,925 Crossed the bridge when the bridge was up 1196 01:13:11,013 --> 01:13:13,183 Well, did you ever! 1197 01:13:13,265 --> 01:13:15,885 What a swell party this is. 1198 01:13:15,976 --> 01:13:17,896 I believe I need a drink. 1199 01:13:21,690 --> 01:13:23,320 Hey, Spanish. They're deserting us. 1200 01:13:23,442 --> 01:13:26,652 I see. Let's go. I'm with you, John. Excuse us. 1201 01:13:26,737 --> 01:13:29,407 It's fun, it's fresh 1202 01:13:29,490 --> 01:13:31,490 It's post depresh 1203 01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:34,075 It's Shangri-la 1204 01:13:34,161 --> 01:13:36,121 It's Harper's Bazaar 1205 01:13:36,205 --> 01:13:38,575 Oh, what domes Que! Chic 1206 01:13:38,707 --> 01:13:40,827 Those pearis, they're the peak Oh! 1207 01:13:40,918 --> 01:13:44,758 What glamor and what cheer 1208 01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:55,515 This will simply slay you, dear 1209 01:13:56,767 --> 01:14:00,437 Kitty isn't paying calls 1210 01:14:00,521 --> 01:14:03,861 She slipped over Niagara Falls 1211 01:14:03,941 --> 01:14:07,241 Well, did you ever? 1212 01:14:07,319 --> 01:14:10,279 What a swell party this is 1213 01:14:10,364 --> 01:14:11,824 Yeah? Yeah. 1214 01:14:11,907 --> 01:14:15,037 And Johnny's rather scatterbrained 1215 01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:19,459 He dove in when the pool was drained 1216 01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:22,750 Well, did you ever? 1217 01:14:22,835 --> 01:14:26,455 What a swell party this is 1218 01:14:36,723 --> 01:14:38,933 Is that thing itchy? 1219 01:14:39,059 --> 01:14:41,649 What thing? The thing on your lip. 1220 01:14:42,396 --> 01:14:43,896 Oh. 1221 01:14:45,858 --> 01:14:48,188 No. Not at all? 1222 01:14:49,278 --> 01:14:51,778 Well, when it's growin' in. 1223 01:14:51,864 --> 01:14:53,324 Mm-hmm. 1224 01:14:53,407 --> 01:14:54,907 A little. 1225 01:14:57,161 --> 01:14:58,831 Kiss me, you fool. 1226 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,080 On. Right. 1227 01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:06,090 Michael? Brooke! 1228 01:15:07,212 --> 01:15:10,342 Did you hear something? No. 1229 01:15:10,424 --> 01:15:12,344 I hate to tell you what I think it was. 1230 01:15:12,426 --> 01:15:13,926 Then don't. 1231 01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:15,351 All right. 1232 01:15:15,429 --> 01:15:18,099 Brooke? Michael! 1233 01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:21,603 I don't hear a thing. 1234 01:15:21,685 --> 01:15:23,805 Well, I do. It's your mother. 1235 01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:26,855 Oh. 1236 01:15:28,442 --> 01:15:30,072 Well. 1237 01:15:30,152 --> 01:15:31,532 Yes, Mabel. 1238 01:15:31,612 --> 01:15:33,572 Where are you? 1239 01:15:33,655 --> 01:15:35,445 Oh. Hi. 1240 01:15:35,574 --> 01:15:38,664 We were just looking for Kitty and John. What a coincidence. 1241 01:15:38,785 --> 01:15:40,785 Oh, have you seen them? Yes. They just left. 1242 01:15:40,871 --> 01:15:42,331 They left? Right. 1243 01:15:42,456 --> 01:15:44,166 Where'd they go? Back to the city. 1244 01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:47,461 Gee. They didn't want to disturb you. 1245 01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:49,764 Oh, they didn't? No. 1246 01:15:49,838 --> 01:15:52,798 But we weren't doing anything... special. 1247 01:15:52,925 --> 01:15:55,505 Were we? I can't think of anything. 1248 01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:58,564 Mmm. Kitty has a matinee tomorrow, 1249 01:15:58,639 --> 01:16:03,139 and Mr. Spagnoli indicated there was a rather heavy card game scheduled. 1250 01:16:03,227 --> 01:16:05,847 Oh. I see. 1251 01:16:05,938 --> 01:16:07,858 Well, you may take the car. 1252 01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:10,940 The captain's going to show me his lighthouse. See you in a day or so. 1253 01:16:11,026 --> 01:16:12,526 Good night. Good night, Mom. 1254 01:16:12,611 --> 01:16:14,111 Good night, Mabel. 1255 01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:39,010 Could you please turn the station? Can you find another station? 1256 01:16:39,096 --> 01:16:41,006 All right. Take it easy. 1257 01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:44,644 But why so gloomy are we? 1258 01:16:44,726 --> 01:16:46,516 The night is beautiful. You are beautiful. 1259 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,515 I'm beautiful. You ain't bad. 1260 01:16:48,647 --> 01:16:50,227 Huh? 1261 01:16:50,357 --> 01:16:52,647 I have idea. Oh, I bet you do. 1262 01:16:52,776 --> 01:16:55,646 I'm no Boob McNutt. And I'm no Dumb Dora. 1263 01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:57,527 Si. You know, I prefer Blondie .7 1264 01:16:57,656 --> 01:17:00,616 Oh, I know. Oh, no! No. 1265 01:17:00,701 --> 01:17:02,871 What's your idea? 1266 01:17:02,953 --> 01:17:05,583 They make us unhappy? We make them unhappy. 1267 01:17:05,706 --> 01:17:09,786 How do we do that? They make us jealous? We make them jealous. 1268 01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:12,208 Give them some of their own medicine, you mean. Of course! 1269 01:17:12,296 --> 01:17:14,796 We are seen everywhere. We hold hands. We kiss. 1270 01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,381 We- Uh-huh. 1271 01:17:18,176 --> 01:17:19,966 What do you think? 1272 01:17:20,053 --> 01:17:22,763 I think this is a very original pass. 1273 01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:24,889 No, it's not a pass. No.No, no. 1274 01:17:25,017 --> 01:17:27,767 Si. It's just sort of a show we put on? 1275 01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:29,654 Doesn't mean anything? No. 1276 01:17:29,730 --> 01:17:31,190 No. 1277 01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:35,743 Do we rehearse? If you like. 1278 01:17:42,326 --> 01:17:43,826 Hmm. 1279 01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:02,927 This show could be a hit. 1280 01:18:04,264 --> 01:18:07,234 You're such a Ne plus ultra creature 1281 01:18:07,351 --> 01:18:08,941 What was that? French. 1282 01:18:09,019 --> 01:18:11,559 That if I had your photo 1283 01:18:11,646 --> 01:18:15,276 I couldn't pick my favorite feature 1284 01:18:15,359 --> 01:18:18,739 I like you so in Toto 1285 01:18:18,862 --> 01:18:20,862 Latin. Oh, thank you. 1286 01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:23,367 In every way, from every angle 1287 01:18:23,450 --> 01:18:27,450 You're the bangle I long to dangle 1288 01:18:27,537 --> 01:18:29,497 Very convincing. I'll say that much for you. 1289 01:18:29,581 --> 01:18:33,041 Or from basement to roof 1290 01:18:33,126 --> 01:18:36,246 From Wagner opera to opera bouffe 1291 01:18:36,338 --> 01:18:38,918 Go on. I love it. I love it! 1292 01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:42,677 From alpha to omega 1293 01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:43,891 What? 1294 01:18:46,306 --> 01:18:47,676 Oh. Yeah. 1295 01:18:47,766 --> 01:18:50,056 From alpha to omega 1296 01:18:50,143 --> 01:18:51,563 I thought you said "alfalfa." 1297 01:18:51,686 --> 01:18:54,726 You were made for me "From alpha to alfalfa." 1298 01:18:54,815 --> 01:18:56,315 You are nice. You know that? 1299 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,490 From left hooks by Dempsey 1300 01:19:00,195 --> 01:19:03,565 To Braddock's uppercuts 1301 01:19:04,408 --> 01:19:07,698 From Jericho to Kokomo 1302 01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:10,866 Not to mention from soup to nuts 1303 01:19:10,997 --> 01:19:12,747 Is this part of the show? 1304 01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,423 From Journal until Mirror 1305 01:19:15,502 --> 01:19:16,962 I'm not so good on that turf. 1306 01:19:17,045 --> 01:19:18,915 From coast to coast 1307 01:19:19,005 --> 01:19:20,465 Oh, I don't know about that. 1308 01:19:20,549 --> 01:19:24,389 From Juliet to Norma Shearer; 1309 01:19:24,469 --> 01:19:27,759 You're what I like the most; 1310 01:19:27,848 --> 01:19:29,218 Yeah? Yeah. 1311 01:19:29,307 --> 01:19:33,017 And from morning until evening 1312 01:19:33,103 --> 01:19:36,403 Will you stun yourself with wine? 1313 01:19:36,481 --> 01:19:38,231 Certainly. 1314 01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:42,646 Till from alpha to omega 1315 01:19:42,737 --> 01:19:45,697 You are mine 1316 01:20:06,303 --> 01:20:08,013 Here we are! 1317 01:20:08,096 --> 01:20:09,426 Yeah. 1318 01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:11,644 Here we are. 1319 01:20:11,725 --> 01:20:13,475 Will you be needing anything else, sir? 1320 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:16,230 No. Ta-ta! Hmm. 1321 01:20:16,313 --> 01:20:18,573 No, you can go to bed, Rod. 1322 01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:20,818 Good night, Rod. Good night. 1323 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:25,820 Never gets that right, and he never will. 1324 01:20:25,906 --> 01:20:28,526 I don't know why he keeps trying to do it. 1325 01:20:28,617 --> 01:20:32,447 Once a week we have it, and I have to pick it up and dust it off, 1326 01:20:32,537 --> 01:20:35,167 put it on the shelf. 1327 01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:36,788 Ridiculous actually. 1328 01:20:40,629 --> 01:20:42,129 Guess who! 1329 01:20:42,214 --> 01:20:43,804 The bride of Frankenstein. 1330 01:20:43,924 --> 01:20:46,934 Oh, how'd you know? I have a sixth sense. 1331 01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,350 Gracious. 1332 01:20:48,428 --> 01:20:51,138 I got dressed just for you. 1333 01:20:51,223 --> 01:20:52,683 Undressed, you mean. 1334 01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:55,226 Oh, now, don't be vulgar, Rodney. 1335 01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:59,110 Where do you think you're going? With you. 1336 01:20:59,189 --> 01:21:01,689 I'm simply going to park the car. 1337 01:21:01,775 --> 01:21:03,275 I love parking. 1338 01:21:17,374 --> 01:21:19,504 I don't know. 1339 01:21:19,584 --> 01:21:21,504 I feel a little guilty. 1340 01:21:22,587 --> 01:21:24,587 So I've noticed. 1341 01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:30,012 You could have a great career 1342 01:21:30,136 --> 01:21:32,386 Hmm? And you should. 1343 01:21:32,472 --> 01:21:34,602 Only one thing stops you, dear. 1344 01:21:34,683 --> 01:21:36,183 Too much money. 1345 01:21:36,268 --> 01:21:38,188 You're too good. 1346 01:21:38,895 --> 01:21:42,065 If you want a future, darling, why don't you... 1347 01:21:42,148 --> 01:21:43,978 get a past? 1348 01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:47,197 'Cause that fatal moment's coming 1349 01:21:48,196 --> 01:21:51,156 At last; 1350 01:21:53,243 --> 01:21:59,793 We're all alone 1351 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,214 Want a drink? 1352 01:22:01,293 --> 01:22:04,253 No chaperone 1353 01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:09,835 Can get our number 1354 01:22:11,553 --> 01:22:16,853 The worid's in slumber; 1355 01:22:17,934 --> 01:22:19,444 Let's 1356 01:22:20,687 --> 01:22:22,187 Misbehave 1357 01:22:26,067 --> 01:22:29,027 There's something wild 1358 01:22:29,112 --> 01:22:31,622 About you, child 1359 01:22:31,698 --> 01:22:35,538 That's so contagious 1360 01:22:36,369 --> 01:22:40,959 Let's be outrageous 1361 01:22:41,041 --> 01:22:46,091 And misbehave 1362 01:22:50,634 --> 01:22:55,394 When Adam won Eve's hand, he wouldn't stand 1363 01:22:55,472 --> 01:22:57,642 For teasin' 1364 01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:02,941 He didn't care about; 1365 01:23:03,855 --> 01:23:11,565 Those apples out of season 1366 01:23:13,782 --> 01:23:15,332 Oh. 1367 01:23:15,408 --> 01:23:17,158 Mmm. 1368 01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:22,168 They say that spring 1369 01:23:22,248 --> 01:23:26,208 Means just one thing 1370 01:23:26,294 --> 01:23:29,804 To little lovebirds 1371 01:23:30,799 --> 01:23:35,099 We're not above birds 1372 01:23:50,777 --> 01:23:53,447 I feel a sudden urge to sing 1373 01:23:53,530 --> 01:23:54,570 Huh? 1374 01:23:54,656 --> 01:23:57,406 The kind of ditty that invokes the spring 1375 01:23:57,492 --> 01:23:59,952 So control your desire to curse 1376 01:24:00,954 --> 01:24:04,004 While I crucify the verse 1377 01:24:04,082 --> 01:24:06,542 This verse you've started seems to me 1378 01:24:06,626 --> 01:24:07,626 Yeah? 1379 01:24:07,669 --> 01:24:10,049 The Tin-Pantithesis of melody 1380 01:24:11,214 --> 01:24:13,434 So spare me, please, the pain. 1381 01:24:13,508 --> 01:24:16,298 Just skip the damn thing and sing the refrain. 1382 01:24:17,053 --> 01:24:19,933 Mi-mi-mi-mi 1383 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,426 No, no, no, no; 1384 01:24:22,517 --> 01:24:24,017 Do-re- 1385 01:24:24,102 --> 01:24:26,562 Take it away 1386 01:24:52,881 --> 01:24:54,511 The night is young 1387 01:24:54,591 --> 01:24:56,471 And the skies are clear 1388 01:24:56,551 --> 01:25:00,601 So if you want to go walking, dear; 1389 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:02,600 It's delightful 1390 01:25:02,682 --> 01:25:04,392 It's delicious 1391 01:25:04,476 --> 01:25:06,846 It's de-lovely 1392 01:25:08,688 --> 01:25:12,478 I understand the reason why 1393 01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:15,447 You're sentimental 'Cause so am I; 1394 01:25:15,528 --> 01:25:16,528 Are we? 1395 01:25:16,613 --> 01:25:18,033 It's delightful 1396 01:25:18,114 --> 01:25:20,034 It's delicious 1397 01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:22,036 It's de-lovely 1398 01:25:23,787 --> 01:25:28,957 You can tell at a glance 1399 01:25:29,042 --> 01:25:32,302 What a swell night this is for romance 1400 01:25:32,378 --> 01:25:35,298 You can hear dear Mother Nature 1401 01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:38,011 Murmuring low; 1402 01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:39,642 "Let yourself go" 1403 01:25:39,719 --> 01:25:43,139 So please, be sweet, my chickadee 1404 01:25:43,223 --> 01:25:46,433 And when I kiss you, just say to me 1405 01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:48,309 It's delightful? Mm-hmm. 1406 01:25:48,394 --> 01:25:49,984 It's delicious 1407 01:25:50,063 --> 01:25:51,403 It's delectable? 1408 01:25:51,481 --> 01:25:53,271 It's delirious 1409 01:25:53,358 --> 01:25:54,978 It's dilemma It's de-limit 1410 01:25:55,068 --> 01:25:56,528 It's deluxe 1411 01:25:56,611 --> 01:25:59,161 It's de-lovely 1412 01:26:00,907 --> 01:26:02,577 Come on! Where are we going? 1413 01:26:02,659 --> 01:26:04,159 Take a dip! Take a dip? 1414 01:26:04,244 --> 01:26:06,754 In the pool. How exciting. 1415 01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:10,751 Hey. Katerina. [ Giggling 1 1416 01:26:10,834 --> 01:26:13,504 Ah! Katerina! 1417 01:26:14,921 --> 01:26:17,011 Oh. 1418 01:26:17,090 --> 01:26:18,590 Winded? 1419 01:26:18,675 --> 01:26:20,175 Oh. 1420 01:26:23,930 --> 01:26:25,850 What are you doing? I dance. 1421 01:26:25,974 --> 01:26:27,774 I didn't know you could dance. Yeah. 1422 01:26:27,892 --> 01:26:29,692 You see? I don't think I can do that. 1423 01:26:29,769 --> 01:26:31,439 Try it. Watch out. 1424 01:26:32,605 --> 01:26:34,355 Bene. See? 1425 01:26:34,482 --> 01:26:37,032 Yeah. Of course bene. The night is young. 1426 01:26:37,151 --> 01:26:38,531 You are young. Grazie. 1427 01:26:38,611 --> 01:26:42,371 From cotton plowed under; 1428 01:26:44,909 --> 01:26:46,699 Ba-Ba-Ba-bam 1429 01:26:46,786 --> 01:26:50,456 From Benzedrine to Ovaltine 1430 01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:54,040 Not to mention from go to stop 1431 01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:02,386 That's my house. 1432 01:27:02,468 --> 01:27:04,258 Ah, that's your... 1433 01:27:04,345 --> 01:27:08,265 From corn muffins to Triscuit 1434 01:27:08,349 --> 01:27:10,479 From fat; 1435 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,270 To thin 1436 01:27:12,353 --> 01:27:16,233 From Zev to the young Seabiscuit 1437 01:27:16,316 --> 01:27:20,566 I'll bet on you to win 1438 01:27:20,653 --> 01:27:25,533 And will you beat me and maltreat me 1439 01:27:25,617 --> 01:27:29,577 And bend my Spanish spine? 1440 01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,662 Certainly; 1441 01:27:31,748 --> 01:27:36,418 From alpha to omega 1442 01:27:53,645 --> 01:27:55,265 Last one in's a rotten chicken! 1443 01:27:55,355 --> 01:27:57,355 Whoo! 1444 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,360 I'm a rotten chicken. 1445 01:28:04,697 --> 01:28:06,197 Whoa. 1446 01:28:14,874 --> 01:28:16,794 The knot is... Ah, swell. 1447 01:28:16,918 --> 01:28:21,088 So we take a few hours off to eat the wedding cake It was your idea. 1448 01:28:21,172 --> 01:28:22,922 It's delightful 1449 01:28:23,049 --> 01:28:25,009 Oh! It's deli- 1450 01:28:25,093 --> 01:28:27,103 It's de-lovely 1451 01:28:28,554 --> 01:28:31,224 It feels so fine to be a bride 1452 01:28:31,349 --> 01:28:34,139 How's the groom? Well, he's slightly fried 1453 01:28:34,227 --> 01:28:37,017 It's delightful It's delicious 1454 01:28:37,146 --> 01:28:39,686 It's-I can't swim. Oh! 1455 01:28:39,774 --> 01:28:42,784 To the pop of champagne 1456 01:28:42,860 --> 01:28:46,610 Off we hop in our plush little plane 1457 01:28:46,698 --> 01:28:49,158 Till the bright light from the darkness 1458 01:28:49,242 --> 01:28:50,912 Cozily calls 1459 01:28:50,994 --> 01:28:53,004 Niagara Falls; 1460 01:28:53,079 --> 01:28:55,539 All's well, my love Our day's complete 1461 01:28:55,623 --> 01:28:58,503 And what a beautiful bridal suite 1462 01:28:58,626 --> 01:29:01,126 It's de-reamy It's de-rowsy 1463 01:29:01,212 --> 01:29:02,672 It's de-reverie 1464 01:29:02,755 --> 01:29:04,215 It's de-rhapsody; 1465 01:29:04,340 --> 01:29:05,840 It's de-regal It's de-royal 1466 01:29:05,967 --> 01:29:07,547 It's de-Ritz It's 1467 01:29:07,635 --> 01:29:11,055 It's de-lovely 1468 01:29:19,439 --> 01:29:21,069 Madam, please. 1469 01:29:21,149 --> 01:29:23,529 This is my room! 1470 01:29:23,609 --> 01:29:26,569 Oh, tell it to the marines. 1471 01:29:26,654 --> 01:29:28,614 The marines? 1472 01:29:28,698 --> 01:29:30,618 I love your p.j.'s. 1473 01:29:32,243 --> 01:29:35,713 You'll have to excuse me. I was just... doing the books. 1474 01:29:36,456 --> 01:29:41,836 Are you good at figures, dear? 1475 01:29:41,919 --> 01:29:45,669 Kindly tell me if so 1476 01:29:45,757 --> 01:29:48,547 Yes, I'm good at figures, dear; 1477 01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:51,054 But in the morning, no; 1478 01:29:51,137 --> 01:29:55,267 Do you do double entry, dear? 1479 01:29:55,349 --> 01:29:58,769 Kindly tell me if so 1480 01:29:58,853 --> 01:30:01,693 I do double entry, dear; 1481 01:30:01,773 --> 01:30:03,443 But in the morning, no, no; 1482 01:30:03,524 --> 01:30:04,904 Yes, yes No, no 1483 01:30:04,984 --> 01:30:08,954 Yes, yes; No, no, no, no, no; 1484 01:30:10,156 --> 01:30:12,656 Yes. Mmm. 1485 01:30:12,742 --> 01:30:15,542 We're on the crest We have no cares 1486 01:30:15,620 --> 01:30:17,790 We're just a couple of honey bears 1487 01:30:17,872 --> 01:30:20,422 It's delightful It's delicious 1488 01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:22,920 It's de-lovely 1489 01:30:23,002 --> 01:30:25,762 All's as right as can be 1490 01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:28,508 Till one night at my window I see 1491 01:30:28,591 --> 01:30:32,641 An absurd bird with a bundle hung on his nose; 1492 01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:34,220 Get baby clothes. 1493 01:30:34,305 --> 01:30:36,765 These eyes of mine are filled with joy; 1494 01:30:36,849 --> 01:30:39,129 The nurse appears and cries, "It's a boy!" 1495 01:30:39,143 --> 01:30:41,563 He's appalling He's appealing 1496 01:30:41,687 --> 01:30:43,937 He's a polliwog He's a paragon 1497 01:30:44,065 --> 01:30:45,935 He's a Popeye. He's a panic. He's a pip. 1498 01:30:46,025 --> 01:30:47,525 It's getting late! 1499 01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:53,870 And while I wait, my poor heart aches on 1500 01:30:53,950 --> 01:30:57,790 Why keep the brakes on'? 1501 01:30:57,870 --> 01:30:59,750 Let's misbehave? 1502 01:31:01,207 --> 01:31:05,337 I feel quite sure un peu diamour 1503 01:31:05,419 --> 01:31:08,759 Would be attractive 1504 01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:12,140 While we're still active 1505 01:31:12,218 --> 01:31:15,928 Let's misbehave 1506 01:31:17,723 --> 01:31:20,023 You know my heart 'vs true 1507 01:31:20,101 --> 01:31:24,521 When you say you for me care 1508 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:28,690 Somebody's sure to tell 1509 01:31:28,776 --> 01:31:31,026 But what the hell 1510 01:31:31,112 --> 01:31:35,412 Do we care? 1511 01:31:45,459 --> 01:31:50,339 They say that bears have love affairs 1512 01:31:50,423 --> 01:31:52,343 And even camels. 1513 01:31:52,425 --> 01:31:54,585 Mm-hmm. 1514 01:31:54,677 --> 01:32:00,017 We're merely mammals 1515 01:32:23,956 --> 01:32:26,876 There you go, Frank. There you go, Frank. 1516 01:32:30,671 --> 01:32:32,631 Yay! 1517 01:32:32,757 --> 01:32:35,007 Did you see that? Of course I saw it. 1518 01:32:43,976 --> 01:32:46,516 Didn't take them very long, did it? Nope. First pitch. 1519 01:32:46,646 --> 01:32:48,476 How do you know she pitched? Huh? 1520 01:32:48,564 --> 01:32:51,694 He might have done the pitching. Remember Casanova? He was Italian too. 1521 01:32:51,776 --> 01:32:53,356 Ollie, what are you talking about? 1522 01:32:53,486 --> 01:32:57,276 What do you mean what am I talking about? I'm talking about our two friends over there. 1523 01:32:57,907 --> 01:33:01,407 Giving the ball game some pretty stiff competition. 1524 01:33:01,494 --> 01:33:04,084 Well, good for them. What's wrong with that? 1525 01:33:04,163 --> 01:33:06,463 Johnny's a swell guy, and she's a peach. 1526 01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:09,630 I just wish they weren't so angry at us. 1527 01:33:09,752 --> 01:33:12,422 You mean you knew that was going on? Nope. But I'm glad. 1528 01:33:12,505 --> 01:33:13,965 You are? Mm-hmm. 1529 01:33:14,090 --> 01:33:17,390 Makes me not feel so bad about stealing her boyfriend. 1530 01:33:17,510 --> 01:33:19,640 You're strong, you know that? Mm-hmm. 1531 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:21,220 All gone. 1532 01:33:21,305 --> 01:33:23,635 Hey, that's a good idea. We'll let them see us. 1533 01:33:23,724 --> 01:33:25,694 What? 1534 01:33:25,810 --> 01:33:28,520 You're jealous? Oh, don't be absurd. Me jealous? 1535 01:33:28,646 --> 01:33:30,146 You are! I am not. 1536 01:33:30,231 --> 01:33:32,191 You thought she'd be pining away for you. 1537 01:33:32,275 --> 01:33:34,105 I certainly didn't have any such thought. 1538 01:33:34,193 --> 01:33:36,703 Now just be quiet and watch the ball game. 1539 01:33:41,867 --> 01:33:44,327 Hey, Ollie. That reminds me. What? 1540 01:33:44,412 --> 01:33:47,922 Did you hear about the horse that could pitch and field as good as Babe Ruth? 1541 01:33:47,999 --> 01:33:49,249 A horse? 1542 01:33:49,375 --> 01:33:51,335 It's a joke. Oh, that's funny. 1543 01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:53,250 It's not finished yet. Oh. 1544 01:33:53,337 --> 01:33:55,207 This horse could pitch and field, you see, 1545 01:33:55,298 --> 01:33:57,088 so the manager asked his trainer... 1546 01:33:57,216 --> 01:33:59,336 He said, "Can he bat?" Oh, that's very funny. 1547 01:33:59,468 --> 01:34:01,888 It's not over yet. It's the longest joke I've ever heard. 1548 01:34:02,013 --> 01:34:04,143 If you'd be quiet, I could finish it. Well, go on. Finish it. 1549 01:34:04,223 --> 01:34:05,563 All right. 1550 01:34:05,641 --> 01:34:07,391 The manager says, "Can he bat?" 1551 01:34:07,476 --> 01:34:11,016 And the trainer answers, "Whoever heard of a horse that can bat?" 1552 01:34:11,105 --> 01:34:12,645 Yeah? Go on. 1553 01:34:12,732 --> 01:34:14,232 Oh, forget it. 1554 01:34:17,570 --> 01:34:20,200 Kill him! Kill him! 1555 01:34:20,281 --> 01:34:23,161 Hit him on the head! Kill him! 1556 01:34:23,242 --> 01:34:25,202 Yes! Go! 1557 01:34:28,914 --> 01:34:31,044 Kill him! Kill him! 1558 01:34:31,125 --> 01:34:32,625 What? 1559 01:35:16,921 --> 01:35:19,091 I'll be right back. All right, Ollie. 1560 01:35:20,341 --> 01:35:21,681 Excuse me. 1561 01:35:21,759 --> 01:35:24,429 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1562 01:35:55,459 --> 01:35:57,339 Oh! 1563 01:36:15,354 --> 01:36:16,864 'Saw 1564 01:36:26,365 --> 01:36:28,985 You- Ah, yes. 1565 01:36:41,547 --> 01:36:44,797 Excuse me. 1566 01:36:51,223 --> 01:36:52,983 Johnny, what happened to you? 1567 01:36:53,058 --> 01:36:54,938 Our show is a very big success. 1568 01:36:55,060 --> 01:36:57,150 It is? Oh, very big. 1569 01:36:57,229 --> 01:36:59,519 I think we close tonight. 1570 01:36:59,607 --> 01:37:01,277 Oh. 1571 01:37:09,074 --> 01:37:12,334 Johnny Spanish-wonderful chap. And he's in love with you. 1572 01:37:12,453 --> 01:37:14,083 That's what he told me. Mm-hmm. 1573 01:37:14,205 --> 01:37:18,165 And Kitty and I-Well, she makes me laugh. 1574 01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:21,550 Anyway, Johnny and I-Well, we decided to make it up between us. 1575 01:37:21,629 --> 01:37:23,299 I hope you're very happy together. 1576 01:37:23,380 --> 01:37:24,670 No, seriously. 1577 01:37:24,757 --> 01:37:28,177 He's got a big poker game or something over in Staten Island tonight, 1578 01:37:28,260 --> 01:37:31,010 and this time he's positive his ship is gonna come in. 1579 01:37:31,096 --> 01:37:32,886 Mm-hmm. Like the Titanic. 1580 01:37:33,015 --> 01:37:35,095 And he's gonna call you tomorrow. Hmph. 1581 01:37:35,184 --> 01:37:36,854 He doesn't hold anything against us. 1582 01:37:36,936 --> 01:37:38,806 As a matter of fact, he feels... 1583 01:37:38,896 --> 01:37:41,686 Why don't you just come out and say what you mean? 1584 01:37:41,774 --> 01:37:43,614 Well, 1585 01:37:43,692 --> 01:37:47,202 as Dorothy Parker once said to her boyfriend... 1586 01:37:47,279 --> 01:37:49,489 Fare thee well Mm-hmm. 1587 01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:52,033 As Columbus announced when he knew he was bounced... 1588 01:37:52,117 --> 01:37:54,077 It was swell, Isabelle Swell 1589 01:37:54,161 --> 01:37:58,001 Yeah, but... As Abelard said to Heloise 1590 01:37:58,082 --> 01:38:00,752 Don't forget to drop a line to me, please 1591 01:38:00,834 --> 01:38:04,214 You mean- As Juliet cried in her Romeo's ear; 1592 01:38:04,296 --> 01:38:07,756 "Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear?" 1593 01:38:07,841 --> 01:38:09,511 Sure. 1594 01:38:09,593 --> 01:38:15,103 It was just one of those things 1595 01:38:15,224 --> 01:38:19,314 Just one of those crazy flings Mm-hmm. 1596 01:38:19,395 --> 01:38:22,435 One of those bells that now and then ring 1597 01:38:22,523 --> 01:38:25,403 Just... one of those things. 1598 01:38:25,484 --> 01:38:26,994 That's right. 1599 01:38:27,069 --> 01:38:30,569 It was just one of those nights 1600 01:38:31,156 --> 01:38:35,036 Just one of those fabulous flights 1601 01:38:35,119 --> 01:38:38,909 A trip to the moon on gossamer wings 1602 01:38:38,998 --> 01:38:41,038 Just one of those things 1603 01:38:41,125 --> 01:38:42,245 Taxi! 1604 01:38:42,334 --> 01:38:44,714 If we'd thought a bit about the end of it 1605 01:38:44,837 --> 01:38:47,837 Take me home. When we started painting the town 1606 01:38:47,923 --> 01:38:52,093 We'd have been aware that our love affair 1607 01:38:54,013 --> 01:38:55,933 Too hot... 1608 01:38:56,015 --> 01:38:57,975 not to cool down. 1609 01:38:59,059 --> 01:39:03,939 So good-bye, dear, and amen 1610 01:39:04,023 --> 01:39:08,533 Here's hoping we meet now and then 1611 01:39:08,611 --> 01:39:12,071 It was great fun 1612 01:39:12,156 --> 01:39:15,986 But it was just one 1613 01:39:16,076 --> 01:39:22,036 Oi those 'Mugs 1614 01:39:50,402 --> 01:39:52,742 I wonder which is which. 1615 01:39:52,863 --> 01:39:54,453 Excuse me? No, I won't. 1616 01:39:54,573 --> 01:39:58,993 Now, really, Elizabeth. I don't see why you continue to blame me for the actions of my employer. 1617 01:39:59,078 --> 01:40:00,748 After all, it's none of our affair. 1618 01:40:00,829 --> 01:40:02,789 You watch your words, junior, unless you want a fat lip. 1619 01:40:02,915 --> 01:40:05,535 I didn't mean-I know what you meant. You know what he meant, don't ya? 1620 01:40:05,626 --> 01:40:07,956 Don't exert yourself, Mertle. 1621 01:40:08,087 --> 01:40:11,417 She's probably hungry. I'll take care of my bird. Thanks a lot. 1622 01:40:11,507 --> 01:40:13,007 All right. 1623 01:40:19,682 --> 01:40:22,182 Just drive, curly. Just drive. 1624 01:40:33,696 --> 01:40:35,946 Right through there, boys. 1625 01:40:46,542 --> 01:40:48,172 Hello. 1626 01:40:48,293 --> 01:40:50,963 Are you here? It's Johnny. No! 1627 01:40:51,046 --> 01:40:53,876 That's what I thought. She says she's not here. 1628 01:40:55,217 --> 01:40:59,507 No kiddin'. 1629 01:40:59,596 --> 01:41:01,886 Brooke, he says he's won a half-a-million-dollar pot! 1630 01:41:01,974 --> 01:41:04,314 "Congralutations." 1631 01:41:04,393 --> 01:41:06,403 She says, "Congralutations." 1632 01:41:07,646 --> 01:41:09,976 He wants to know if you want to help him spend it. 1633 01:41:10,065 --> 01:41:12,105 I'm not here. 1634 01:41:12,192 --> 01:41:14,112 She's not here. 1635 01:41:14,194 --> 01:41:16,244 Okay. Sorry, Johnny. 1636 01:41:16,321 --> 01:41:17,821 Good-bye. 1637 01:41:17,906 --> 01:41:20,906 Okay. The show's over, boys. Beat it. 1638 01:41:29,334 --> 01:41:32,674 You look like you ain't et in a week. Ain't ya hungry? 1639 01:41:32,755 --> 01:41:34,255 Huh? 1640 01:41:37,092 --> 01:41:39,262 Did you see the paper? 1641 01:41:39,344 --> 01:41:42,434 Your pal bought a new horse for Kitty, 1642 01:41:42,514 --> 01:41:45,524 but Rod says she's not answering her phone neither. 1643 01:41:51,148 --> 01:41:53,278 Yeah, I thought you'd like it. 1644 01:41:53,358 --> 01:41:55,998 Well, I got a reaction anyway. I'm glad to see you ain't blind yet. 1645 01:41:56,028 --> 01:41:57,488 Order more champagne. 1646 01:41:57,571 --> 01:42:00,281 Oh, come on, honey! Ain't you had enough? 1647 01:42:00,365 --> 01:42:01,945 No guy is worth this. 1648 01:42:02,034 --> 01:42:03,954 What guy? I'm just an "alhocolic." 1649 01:42:04,036 --> 01:42:05,786 All right. 1650 01:42:05,871 --> 01:42:08,871 Well, I'll order some more up for you, but first I gotta wash up a little... 1651 01:42:08,874 --> 01:42:10,384 and feed Mertle. 1652 01:42:10,459 --> 01:42:13,379 She's starving. I'll be right back. 1653 01:42:14,838 --> 01:42:17,338 Take your time. Take your time. 1654 01:42:35,067 --> 01:42:36,647 Newspapers. 1655 01:42:36,735 --> 01:42:39,145 People buying horses. 1656 01:42:39,238 --> 01:42:41,948 It's disgusting. 1657 01:42:46,411 --> 01:42:48,211 Silliest thing I ever heard. 1658 01:42:51,291 --> 01:42:53,841 Newspapers are. 1659 01:42:53,919 --> 01:42:55,419 Oh. 1660 01:43:06,765 --> 01:43:12,015 My story is much too sad to be told 1661 01:43:12,104 --> 01:43:14,864 But practically everything 1662 01:43:14,940 --> 01:43:18,280 Leaves me totally cold 1663 01:43:20,153 --> 01:43:22,323 The only exception I know 1664 01:43:22,406 --> 01:43:25,196 Is the case 1665 01:43:25,284 --> 01:43:28,754 When I'm out on a quiet spree 1666 01:43:28,829 --> 01:43:34,379 Fighting vainly the old ennui 1667 01:43:35,085 --> 01:43:38,705 And I suddenly turn and see 1668 01:43:38,797 --> 01:43:40,917 Your fabulous 1669 01:43:42,259 --> 01:43:44,469 Face 1670 01:43:53,562 --> 01:43:57,402 I get no kick from champagne 1671 01:43:57,482 --> 01:44:01,072 Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all 1672 01:44:01,153 --> 01:44:05,413 So tell me, why should it be true 1673 01:44:05,490 --> 01:44:09,750 That I get a kick out of you? 1674 01:44:10,370 --> 01:44:14,040 Some get a kick from cocaine 1675 01:44:14,124 --> 01:44:17,134 I'm sure that if I took even one sniff 1676 01:44:17,210 --> 01:44:21,590 That would bore me terrifically too 1677 01:44:21,673 --> 01:44:26,053 Yet I get a kick out of you 1678 01:44:28,555 --> 01:44:32,675 I get a kick every time I see you 1679 01:44:32,768 --> 01:44:37,108 Standing there before me 1680 01:44:37,189 --> 01:44:41,109 I get a kick though it's clear to me 1681 01:44:41,193 --> 01:44:43,863 You obviously don't 1682 01:44:44,947 --> 01:44:48,527 Adore me 1683 01:44:49,326 --> 01:44:53,286 I get no kick in a plane; 1684 01:44:53,372 --> 01:44:56,672 Flying too high with some guy in the sky 1685 01:44:56,750 --> 01:44:59,920 Is my idea 1686 01:45:00,003 --> 01:45:04,973 Of nothing to do 1687 01:45:06,009 --> 01:45:10,009 Yet I get a kick 1688 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:15,100 Out of you 1689 01:45:19,314 --> 01:45:21,534 I'm coming! 1690 01:45:21,608 --> 01:45:23,568 Hold your horses! 1691 01:45:24,653 --> 01:45:26,993 What? Telegram for Miss Carter, madam. 1692 01:45:27,072 --> 01:45:28,702 I'm a "miss" too, wise guy. 1693 01:45:28,782 --> 01:45:30,742 Oh. No slur intended. 1694 01:45:30,826 --> 01:45:32,826 Oh. No tip neither. 1695 01:45:32,911 --> 01:45:35,541 Beth, you could have given him a dime. 1696 01:45:35,622 --> 01:45:37,462 Snooks, we ain't got a... 1697 01:45:41,586 --> 01:45:45,086 I can't see very well, but isn't your mouth hanging open? 1698 01:45:47,467 --> 01:45:51,597 Honey, it is a miracle. 1699 01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:53,350 Listen. 1700 01:45:53,432 --> 01:45:54,892 "Dear Brooke," 1701 01:45:54,975 --> 01:46:00,515 "Have today wired your bank one million unsullied American dollars." 1702 01:46:00,605 --> 01:46:03,935 "Will write soon. Love, your sullied mother." 1703 01:46:04,026 --> 01:46:05,606 What the hell does "sullied" mean? 1704 01:46:05,694 --> 01:46:07,454 That's British for "Ole." 1705 01:46:07,529 --> 01:46:08,989 Oh. 1706 01:46:09,114 --> 01:46:10,664 Come on. Get up. Why? 1707 01:46:10,741 --> 01:46:12,911 'Cause we are going to that old "400" dance tonight. 1708 01:46:13,035 --> 01:46:14,535 We are not! Yes, we are. 1709 01:46:14,619 --> 01:46:16,579 I'm tired of you mopin' around. 1710 01:46:16,663 --> 01:46:18,333 I haven't got anything to wear! 1711 01:46:18,415 --> 01:46:20,205 You've got a million dollars, dummy. 1712 01:46:20,292 --> 01:46:22,792 What's a million dollars without love? 1713 01:46:22,878 --> 01:46:26,548 It ain't hay, Snooks. 1714 01:46:30,886 --> 01:46:33,386 Come on, children. Come on. 1715 01:46:33,472 --> 01:46:35,722 Tony will be- Could you please help? 1716 01:46:35,807 --> 01:46:38,057 Come on, Alexander. We'll go home soon. 1717 01:46:38,143 --> 01:46:39,733 Mommy! 1718 01:46:39,811 --> 01:46:41,311 No! 1719 01:46:51,406 --> 01:46:53,326 This is very cute. Miss? 1720 01:47:01,583 --> 01:47:03,883 Oh, do you want this? You got it. 1721 01:47:03,960 --> 01:47:06,590 Excuse me, miss. Could you come over here, miss? 1722 01:47:18,517 --> 01:47:20,227 Brooke, you've gone bananas. 1723 01:47:20,310 --> 01:47:22,020 It ain't hay, Snooks. 1724 01:47:42,207 --> 01:47:44,537 Brookski? Kathy! 1725 01:48:02,936 --> 01:48:05,266 I'm so sorry. I ruined everything. 1726 01:48:05,355 --> 01:48:08,395 Oh, no, no. It's not your fault. We can't blame a soul. 1727 01:48:08,483 --> 01:48:10,363 I can think of a couple of heels. 1728 01:48:10,485 --> 01:48:13,155 You don't hate me? Are you kidding? 1729 01:48:13,238 --> 01:48:16,198 P.S... 1-2-2! 1730 01:48:16,283 --> 01:48:20,293 Oh, come on, you two. 1731 01:48:20,370 --> 01:48:22,580 Cut it out. 1732 01:48:22,664 --> 01:48:27,424 Trouble is, nobody ever learned you the facts of life. Shove over. 1733 01:48:28,503 --> 01:48:30,883 When Mummy in her sixteenth year 1734 01:48:30,964 --> 01:48:34,184 Was dreaming of romance a lot 1735 01:48:34,259 --> 01:48:36,639 She thought that she was Guinevere 1736 01:48:36,720 --> 01:48:39,060 And every boy Sir Lancelot 1737 01:48:39,181 --> 01:48:41,431 Sir Lancelot. Guinevere. 1738 01:48:41,516 --> 01:48:44,056 Come on in. This is free. 1739 01:48:44,144 --> 01:48:47,154 But now that Mummy's more mature 1740 01:48:47,230 --> 01:48:50,360 And knows her way about 1741 01:48:50,442 --> 01:48:54,112 She don't believe in "Vive l'amour" 1742 01:48:54,196 --> 01:48:59,196 For Mummy's found out; 1743 01:49:00,535 --> 01:49:03,615 Most gentlemen don't like love 1744 01:49:03,705 --> 01:49:07,075 They just like to kick it around 1745 01:49:07,167 --> 01:49:10,167 Most gentlemen can't take love 1746 01:49:10,253 --> 01:49:13,303 'Cause most gentlemen can't be profound 1747 01:49:13,381 --> 01:49:15,301 As Madam Sappho 1748 01:49:15,383 --> 01:49:17,843 In some sonnet said 1749 01:49:17,928 --> 01:49:21,638 A slap and a tickle is all that the fickle male 1750 01:49:21,723 --> 01:49:25,733 Ever has in his head 1751 01:49:27,020 --> 01:49:30,230 Most gentlemen don't like love 1752 01:49:30,315 --> 01:49:33,895 They just like to kick it around 1753 01:49:45,497 --> 01:49:47,707 So just remember; What? 1754 01:49:47,832 --> 01:49:50,592 When you get that glance What is this? 1755 01:49:50,669 --> 01:49:52,549 A romp and a quickie Oh! 1756 01:49:52,629 --> 01:49:55,009 Is all little Dickie means 1757 01:49:55,090 --> 01:49:57,680 When he mentions romance 1758 01:49:57,759 --> 01:49:59,589 That's right. 1759 01:50:04,766 --> 01:50:06,266 Take that! 1760 01:50:06,810 --> 01:50:10,020 And that! 1761 01:50:12,107 --> 01:50:14,277 In every land, children What? 1762 01:50:14,359 --> 01:50:16,489 They're all the same Yes. 1763 01:50:16,569 --> 01:50:18,319 A pounce in the clover 1764 01:50:18,405 --> 01:50:20,525 Then when it's over 1765 01:50:20,615 --> 01:50:23,945 "So long and what is your name?" 1766 01:50:27,622 --> 01:50:29,122 Follow me! 1767 01:50:30,917 --> 01:50:34,457 Up. One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight. 1768 01:50:34,546 --> 01:50:37,466 Most gentlemen don't like love 1769 01:50:37,549 --> 01:50:39,509 They just like to- 1770 01:50:40,802 --> 01:50:42,552 Most gentlemen 1771 01:50:44,723 --> 01:50:46,733 Can't be profound 1772 01:50:47,809 --> 01:50:51,809 So if your boyfriend some fine night should say; 1773 01:50:51,896 --> 01:50:53,606 He'll love you forever; 1774 01:50:53,690 --> 01:50:55,480 Part from you never 1775 01:50:55,567 --> 01:50:58,697 Just push mm out oi the hay 1776 01:50:58,778 --> 01:51:00,568 Yeah! 1777 01:51:00,655 --> 01:51:03,325 'Cause most gentlemen don't like love 1778 01:51:03,408 --> 01:51:05,158 We've been in love 1779 01:51:05,243 --> 01:51:07,203 And we know what we're talking about; 1780 01:51:07,287 --> 01:51:09,407 Oh, to our woe 1781 01:51:09,539 --> 01:51:12,999 We have found out; Let's hear it! 1782 01:51:13,084 --> 01:51:15,424 They just like to slap it; 1783 01:51:15,503 --> 01:51:17,883 They just like to squeeze it 1784 01:51:17,964 --> 01:51:22,974 They just like to bounce it around 1785 01:51:23,053 --> 01:51:26,013 They just like to 1786 01:51:27,098 --> 01:51:34,308 Kick it around 1787 01:51:45,033 --> 01:51:46,993 Hey, Brooke. Let's go for a walk. Yeah, okay. 1788 01:51:47,118 --> 01:51:50,118 Beth, you'll see about the stuff? Oh, sure. You two go ahead. 1789 01:52:05,804 --> 01:52:07,314 Hello? 1790 01:52:07,389 --> 01:52:10,389 Get me Murray Hill 4-1599, please. 1791 01:52:10,475 --> 01:52:12,475 Charge it to Brooke Carter. 1792 01:52:13,937 --> 01:52:16,187 Hello, Rod? 1793 01:52:16,272 --> 01:52:19,572 Now listen very carefully, meathead. 1794 01:52:19,651 --> 01:52:21,111 Ridiculous. 1795 01:52:21,194 --> 01:52:22,994 I feel better already. 1796 01:52:23,071 --> 01:52:25,201 I mean, let's just go back. 1797 01:52:25,281 --> 01:52:27,561 And we're gonna dance with a different sucker every dance. 1798 01:52:27,659 --> 01:52:29,739 And flirt with them all. Make 'em all suffer. 1799 01:52:29,828 --> 01:52:31,328 Yeah. 1800 01:52:32,497 --> 01:52:33,997 Yeah. 1801 01:52:37,210 --> 01:52:39,050 He can't even speak English. 1802 01:52:39,129 --> 01:52:40,709 I know. 1803 01:52:40,797 --> 01:52:42,257 He reads the funny papers. 1804 01:52:42,340 --> 01:52:44,090 I know. 1805 01:52:44,175 --> 01:52:45,715 Gambles like a fool. 1806 01:52:45,802 --> 01:52:47,262 I know. 1807 01:52:47,345 --> 01:52:49,845 He snores. I know. 1808 01:52:52,016 --> 01:52:54,136 He loves me. 1809 01:52:54,227 --> 01:52:55,727 I know. 1810 01:53:00,024 --> 01:53:02,614 Well, he's completely irresponsible. I know. 1811 01:53:02,735 --> 01:53:05,445 And terribly lazy. I know. 1812 01:53:05,572 --> 01:53:08,122 He drinks much too much. I know. 1813 01:53:08,199 --> 01:53:10,369 He snores. I know. 1814 01:53:13,788 --> 01:53:15,668 He loves me. 1815 01:53:15,748 --> 01:53:17,248 I know. 1816 01:53:17,333 --> 01:53:18,923 Isn't it silly? 1817 01:53:20,003 --> 01:53:24,973 The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares 1818 01:53:25,049 --> 01:53:27,759 They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds 1819 01:53:27,844 --> 01:53:31,604 And laugh at our love affairs 1820 01:53:31,681 --> 01:53:34,891 I might have had a real romance 1821 01:53:34,976 --> 01:53:39,056 If they'd given me a chance 1822 01:53:40,482 --> 01:53:43,112 I love him 1823 01:53:43,193 --> 01:53:47,413 But he didn't love me 1824 01:53:47,489 --> 01:53:50,279 I wanted him 1825 01:53:50,366 --> 01:53:53,946 But he didn't want me 1826 01:53:54,037 --> 01:53:58,037 Then the gods had a spree 1827 01:53:58,124 --> 01:54:02,464 And indulged in another whim 1828 01:54:03,254 --> 01:54:07,934 Now he loves me 1829 01:54:08,009 --> 01:54:11,009 But I don't love him 1830 01:54:13,681 --> 01:54:15,891 I told this tale with its weary wail 1831 01:54:15,975 --> 01:54:18,595 To several devoted wives Really? 1832 01:54:18,686 --> 01:54:21,646 They said, "You're young You have simply sung" 1833 01:54:21,731 --> 01:54:24,611 "The story of all our lives" 1834 01:54:24,692 --> 01:54:27,742 So maybe there are couples here 1835 01:54:27,820 --> 01:54:32,530 Who have had the same career 1836 01:54:32,617 --> 01:54:35,947 You loved him 1837 01:54:37,288 --> 01:54:40,538 But he didn't love you 1838 01:54:40,625 --> 01:54:44,165 You wanted mm 1839 01:54:44,254 --> 01:54:48,384 But he didn't want you 1840 01:54:48,466 --> 01:54:53,096 Then the gods saw you two 1841 01:54:53,179 --> 01:54:57,639 And indulged in another whim 1842 01:54:57,725 --> 01:55:01,805 Now he loves you 1843 01:55:01,896 --> 01:55:04,856 But you don't love him 1844 01:55:39,934 --> 01:55:41,644 There they are. 1845 01:55:45,940 --> 01:55:47,440 Come on. You two go ahead. 1846 01:55:47,525 --> 01:55:48,985 Hmm? Oh. 1847 01:55:49,068 --> 01:55:50,568 Of course. 1848 01:56:06,461 --> 01:56:08,131 Beat it, junior. 1849 01:56:09,839 --> 01:56:11,339 Yes, sir. 1850 01:56:19,307 --> 01:56:22,137 Well, it took you long enough. Are those other two bozos here? 1851 01:56:22,226 --> 01:56:24,146 Of course. 1852 01:56:24,228 --> 01:56:26,478 What are you doin' in the mornin'? 1853 01:56:26,564 --> 01:56:28,234 What did you have in mind? 1854 01:56:38,493 --> 01:56:41,293 From being merely a necessary luxury; 1855 01:56:41,412 --> 01:56:45,542 And someone sympathetic to have about; Mm-hmm. 1856 01:56:45,625 --> 01:56:48,995 Why, now you're nearly a luxurious necessity 1857 01:56:49,087 --> 01:56:51,417 I couldn't imagine ever living without 1858 01:56:51,506 --> 01:56:52,796 Oh, yeah? 1859 01:56:52,924 --> 01:56:56,474 I suppose I could somehow struggle through Mm-hmm. 1860 01:56:56,552 --> 01:57:00,682 But I hate to picture myself without you 1861 01:57:00,765 --> 01:57:03,265 Flummery. It's all flummery. 1862 01:57:03,351 --> 01:57:06,691 Picture Henry Ford without a car; 1863 01:57:06,771 --> 01:57:10,901 Picture heaven's firmament without a star 1864 01:57:11,025 --> 01:57:14,485 Picture Fritzy Kreisler without a fiddle Tsk, tsk., 1865 01:57:14,570 --> 01:57:18,370 Picture poor Philadelphia without a Biddle 1866 01:57:18,449 --> 01:57:22,079 Picture Central Park without a sailor 1867 01:57:22,161 --> 01:57:26,001 Picture Mr. Lord minus Mr. Taylor; 1868 01:57:26,082 --> 01:57:29,342 Mix them all together and what do you got? 1869 01:57:29,419 --> 01:57:34,089 Just a picture of me without you 1870 01:57:39,429 --> 01:57:43,059 Picture Ogden Nash without a rhyme 1871 01:57:43,141 --> 01:57:46,851 Picture Mr. Bulova without the time 1872 01:57:46,936 --> 01:57:50,726 Picture Staten Island without a ferry 1873 01:57:50,815 --> 01:57:54,605 Picture little George Washington without a cherry 1874 01:57:54,694 --> 01:57:58,454 Picture brother Cain without his Abel 1875 01:57:58,531 --> 01:58:02,371 Picture Pritchard here minus Mother Mabel 1876 01:58:02,452 --> 01:58:05,542 Mix them all together and what have you got? 1877 01:58:05,663 --> 01:58:08,753 Yes? Just a picture of you without me 1878 01:58:08,833 --> 01:58:10,503 Oh, no. 1879 01:58:12,170 --> 01:58:14,260 Picture Paul Revere 1880 01:58:14,338 --> 01:58:16,008 Without a horse 1881 01:58:16,090 --> 01:58:18,300 Picture love in Hollywood 1882 01:58:18,384 --> 01:58:20,054 Without divorce Yeah. 1883 01:58:20,136 --> 01:58:23,766 Picture Barbara Hutton without a nickel 1884 01:58:23,848 --> 01:58:27,768 Picture poor Mr. Heinz, my dear, without a pickle 1885 01:58:27,852 --> 01:58:31,652 Picture a good cigar without Havana 1886 01:58:31,731 --> 01:58:35,401 Picture Huey Long less Louisiana 1887 01:58:35,485 --> 01:58:38,605 Mix them all together and what have you got? 1888 01:58:38,696 --> 01:58:41,486 Just a picture of me without- 1889 01:58:41,574 --> 01:58:43,494 You without Me without 1890 01:58:43,618 --> 01:58:45,998 You without me Me 1891 01:58:46,078 --> 01:58:50,998 Just a picture of me without you 1892 01:58:58,549 --> 01:59:00,889 Change partners! 1893 01:59:34,293 --> 01:59:35,843 She is lovely, no? 1894 01:59:35,920 --> 01:59:37,420 She is lovely, yes. 1895 01:59:37,505 --> 01:59:40,215 I think she is more lovelier now than ever I see her. 1896 01:59:40,299 --> 01:59:41,799 Yep. 1897 01:59:57,358 --> 01:59:59,818 Isn't she beautiful? She sure is. 1898 01:59:59,902 --> 02:00:03,362 I think she's more beautiful now than I've ever seen her. 1899 02:00:03,447 --> 02:00:05,117 Mm-hmm. 1900 02:00:06,305 --> 02:01:06,150 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/69fs9 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 138372

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