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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:05,048 [blues music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:14,623 ♪ I have the lean old blues 5 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:18,670 ♪ Ever since my woman been gone 6 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:23,588 ♪ I had the lean old blues 7 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:27,592 ♪ Ever since my baby been gone 8 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:33,337 ♪ I been standing in my front door 9 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:37,298 ♪ Hoping she'll come back home 10 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:42,172 ♪ I have the lean old blues 11 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:46,307 ♪ Ever since the woman been gone 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,268 ♪ I had the lean old blues 13 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:55,229 ♪ Ever since my baby been gone 14 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:01,365 ♪ She must got another man 15 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:05,413 ♪ Another man she calls her own 16 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:10,548 - God. 17 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,509 I look like a big beach whale. 18 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:16,989 - I believe it's beached whale. 19 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,340 That condo is never going to depreciate. 20 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:22,125 I don't give a shit what's going on in the rest 21 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:25,346 of the country, Malibu is not America. 22 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,550 - He's back again. 23 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,944 Third day in a row. 24 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,905 All the guy does is look. 25 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,428 He never comes in. 26 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,998 This one can't make up his mind. 27 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,569 Can I help you? 28 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:16,745 - I think I'm beyond help. 29 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,050 I'm looking for 30 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,228 an engagement ring. 31 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,448 - Congratulations. 32 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,711 What do you have in mind? 33 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:30,193 - Well, I want something that looks impressive 34 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:33,065 but doesn't really cost that much. 35 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:36,591 I mean I want it to be nice but, you know. 36 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:42,074 - I think we can find something in that price range. 37 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,512 - This is kind of a nice one. 38 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,385 How come someone like you doesn't have one of those 39 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,083 around your finger by now? 40 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:55,000 - Maybe I haven't found the right guy yet. 41 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:58,743 - Maybe you have but you just don't know it. 42 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:01,093 Here, this is a really beautiful one. 43 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:01,964 May I? 44 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:07,796 Yeah, that's gonna look very good on you. 45 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:17,762 - Well, imagine how good it will look on your fiancee. 46 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:35,127 - Get a haircut. 47 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:38,609 I hope all this laughter is work related. 48 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,090 [laughs] 49 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:41,960 No. 50 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,268 Which one? 51 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,269 - What do you mean which one? 52 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,357 Linda. 53 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,532 - Linda who? 54 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:49,577 - My Linda. 55 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,232 - What you do, draw straws? 56 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,799 - Tara, come on, I'm a reformed man here. 57 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:57,019 - Okay, reformed, mm hmm, this is your little black book, 58 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,063 A through L. 59 00:03:58,934 --> 00:03:59,761 Reformed? 60 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,982 [laughing] 61 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:17,822 [clears throat] 62 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:20,521 - Abby, hi, it's Brian. 63 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,697 Good, good, how you been? 64 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,264 Good. 65 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:27,092 Listen, I'm calling because well you see I just got engaged 66 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:30,618 and you know what happens usually then, you just, 67 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,794 you know you move in together and you end up 68 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:35,013 getting married so I don't really think we should 69 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,276 see each other. 70 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:41,629 Yeah well I mean at least not for a little while. 71 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:01,213 [dance music] 72 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,530 - So how am I supposed to meet women with you all tied up 73 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:15,750 in this marriage deal? 74 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,535 - Max, I'm just getting married, I'm not dying. 75 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,668 Besides, you don't need me. 76 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,104 - Come on, Brian. 77 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,325 I'm like one of those little fish that hang around sharks 78 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,631 and eat their leftovers. 79 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:30,373 - Remora, they're called remora. 80 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,374 Sucker fish. 81 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:36,814 And I'd say that's a very accurate assessment, Max. 82 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,599 - You've got your own style, Max, you don't need him. 83 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:39,556 - Think so? 84 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:44,561 - Max, in my experience, women like sensitive, 85 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,823 vulnerable men. 86 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,217 See table five? 87 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,917 What is she thinking, Max? 88 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:53,788 Go on. 89 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:12,720 Since I discovered my feminine side I haven't looked back. 90 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:20,858 - Toni, if what I was gonna do was a major mistake, 91 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,947 would you tell me? 92 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,602 - If you were to marry any of the others, 93 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:29,824 apart from that really tall one, it would be a mistake, 94 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,436 but Linda's a gem. 95 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,786 I feel really good about it. 96 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,141 - So? 97 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,971 - She's not into me. 98 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:49,234 - What'd she say? 99 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,542 - Brian Hartley. 100 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,196 - What? 101 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:57,068 - She wanted to know who you were. 102 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:03,074 - Double vodka on the rocks. 103 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,641 - [Toni] Coming up. 104 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:14,608 - Him? 105 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:15,826 Married? 106 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,437 I was married once. 107 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,876 To a drummer for two weeks. 108 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,834 Then the drugs ran out. 109 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,231 - She wants to meet you. 110 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:30,754 - Me? 111 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,625 - Mm hmm. 112 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,585 You're an oceanographer. 113 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,894 [knocking] 114 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,133 - Hi. 115 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,789 - How the hell did you get here? 116 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,487 - The oceanographer. 117 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,141 He's got a nice car. 118 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,318 He's a sweet kid, really. 119 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,669 Thinks the world of your ass. 120 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:16,496 So do I. 121 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:21,544 - Listen, you're gonna have to leave. 122 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:24,025 You can't stay here. 123 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:24,895 I mean it. 124 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,477 Um. 125 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,568 I'm sorry but I can't do this. 126 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:50,051 And it has nothing to do with you, I mean, I find you to be 127 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:54,272 a very attractive, desirable woman, that's not it. 128 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:58,755 It's just right now I just feel that I. 129 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,412 Hello? 130 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,851 [light music] 131 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:28,568 - For example, it turns out that the dependent appeasing 132 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:32,354 qualities we identify as female will be exhibited 133 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:36,576 by almost anyone, female or male, in a perilous position. 134 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:43,278 - I can never get all the hair off my knees. 135 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:49,066 Is that a look of patronizing disgust? 136 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,031 That's good. 137 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,426 - Hi guys. 138 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,645 Bye guys. 139 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,038 - Oh, hi. 140 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,300 - Hi. 141 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,344 - Slow down. 142 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,347 Tell us about your trip, how's your mom? 143 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,045 - Losing her mind. 144 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:14,439 She wants to marry some retired sheriff from Arizona. 145 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,267 I'll tell you all about everything later. 146 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,530 - Wonder where you're going in such a mad rush. 147 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:19,488 - Don't start. 148 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,533 Things are different, okay? 149 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,492 Brian's been great for the last couple of months. 150 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,494 He's changed, he's really changed. 151 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,061 - So what's this about? 152 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,585 - Oh, that's from that sheriff. 153 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,370 I thought Brian would think it was funny. 154 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:33,545 Adios, amigas. 155 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,416 - Adios. 156 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:43,947 - Brian. 157 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,907 - Oh hi honey. 158 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:50,519 I thought you weren't getting in til tonight. 159 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:53,783 - Couldn't wait, got an earlier flight. 160 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,876 I wanted to surprise you. 161 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,401 - Excuse me. 162 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,230 Do you have any aspirin? 163 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:08,842 - Oh shit. 164 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,670 - [Linda] Who's that? 165 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:15,631 - Um, Bliss, this is Linda, Linda, this is Bliss. 166 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,286 - How do you do? 167 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,201 - Bliss. 168 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,507 Perfect. 169 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,859 What is it, is it me? 170 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,599 You just can't stop, can you? 171 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,036 - Linda, I can explain. 172 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,081 - No, there is no way you could possibly explain 173 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,083 your way out of this one. 174 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,303 - Could you argue outside? 175 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:44,921 Oops. 176 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,100 - Not only did he have her in our bed, 177 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,407 she was wearing our sheets. 178 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:59,719 I can't believe he did it, I can't believe he did it again. 179 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:03,766 - I hate to say it honey but I told you so. 180 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,117 - You say this every time this happens. 181 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,295 Heartbroken. 182 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,080 - That's because it keeps on happening, 183 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,603 it's called a pattern. 184 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,780 - I don't think she needs to hear that right now, Kim. 185 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,042 - You're right. 186 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,350 Okay, let's think of the best thing to do. 187 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,961 I say we just cut his nuts off. 188 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:27,747 - Vindictive. 189 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,229 - Does he just forget how great it is when we're together? 190 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,363 [phone ringing] 191 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,538 - Hello? 192 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,626 - [Brian] Hi, is Linda there? 193 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,062 - Oh hi. 194 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,543 Yeah, we were just talking about you actually. 195 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,805 - Give me that. 196 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:48,158 She doesn't want to talk to you, now or ever again. 197 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,943 I'm turning this off. 198 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:54,251 [bluesy music] 199 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:58,473 ♪ You know the devil made me do it 200 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,708 [knocking] 201 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:17,579 - Linda. 202 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,060 Linda. 203 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,453 Linda, are you there? 204 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,151 - Go away, she's not here. 205 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:27,023 - And she doesn't want to see you. 206 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:32,289 - Listen, I know you're mad but it's not what you think. 207 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,639 Please let me explain, just give me 30 seconds 208 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:35,902 face to face. 209 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,512 I need to talk to you. 210 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,949 - You've seen too much of her already, just vacate. 211 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,603 - Look, I know it's hard to believe but I didn't 212 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,953 do anything with that girl. 213 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,607 I don't even know her name. 214 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,174 - What else is new? 215 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,959 - Listen Linda. 216 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,657 Hon, just open the door. 217 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,095 Just look into my eyes and if you think I'm lying, 218 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,619 tell me to go and I'll go. 219 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:58,489 Please? 220 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,536 I love you. 221 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,494 I do. 222 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,111 [romantic music] 223 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,594 [horn honking] 224 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,814 - Come on Brian, let's go! 225 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,558 - She needs a lift to work. 226 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:27,562 I know it doesn't really look good but I just-- 227 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,921 ♪ I'm going way out west 228 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:48,191 ♪ I'm gonna stop off in old New Mexico 229 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:56,460 ♪ I'm going way out west 230 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:05,165 ♪ I'm gonna stop up in old New Mexico 231 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,040 - You look like crap. 232 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,566 What are you out celebrating that engagement? 233 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:16,437 - Hardly. 234 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,181 - Listen, the whole office staff we wanna apologize 235 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,401 for laughing at you yesterday. 236 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:28,623 I mean we are really happy that you're getting engaged. 237 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,063 You got the blues. 238 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:34,934 - I know. 239 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,719 - How could you possibly know, I just decided 240 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,982 to give it to you. 241 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,549 - You mean the blues article? 242 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,811 The cover? 243 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,639 Are you serious? 244 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,424 Oh my god, Tara, thank you so much. 245 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,991 I can't thank you-- 246 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:52,777 - Look, we'll just consider this an engagement present. 247 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:53,648 - Try to. 248 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:04,702 - Kim, doesn't Linda look fabulous? 249 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,443 - Breathtaking. 250 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,662 - I look like shit. 251 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,142 I feel like shit. 252 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,621 I'm not going. 253 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,492 - No no no, come on, come on, there'll be tons 254 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:12,623 of cute guys there. 255 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,885 - Who cares? 256 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,539 - Oh, you do, it's the best way to forget about 257 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,802 what's his name, come on. 258 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,239 - God. 259 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,197 Maybe I should just let him explain. 260 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,720 - I don't believe you. 261 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:26,028 How many times is this gonna happen before you wake up? 262 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,551 What do you wanna do, stay at home while he's out 263 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:31,512 doing god knows what with god knows who? 264 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,080 - No, here's your purse, come on. 265 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:34,994 Come on. 266 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,174 - Brian. 267 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,479 What are you doing here? 268 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,264 Thought you'd be with Linda. 269 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,613 - She got an earlier flight. 270 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:46,657 - How early? 271 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,880 - Early enough to join Bliss and me for coffee. 272 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:52,924 - I hope she didn't. 273 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:53,795 - She did. 274 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,581 - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 275 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,021 I thought I was doing you a favor. 276 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,674 - It's okay Max, it's okay. 277 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,895 It's not your fault, these things happen, I guess. 278 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,245 - What was the name of that book? 279 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,683 When bad things happen to slime? 280 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,554 - JJ. 281 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,601 - Hey, it's not totally over with you guys, is it? 282 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,516 - Forget it man, I don't wanna talk about that. 283 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,909 Got some good news though. 284 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,215 I got my first cover story today. 285 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,564 Subject, the blues. 286 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,695 Classic blues. 287 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,828 This story is gonna make me. 288 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,656 I should be celebrating. 289 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,353 - It really is over. 290 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,576 - Toni, turn it up, LA's bringing in that rookie quarterback 291 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,534 and the guy is awesome. 292 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,146 - Have you talked to her? 293 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,713 Have you really talked to her? 294 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,282 - She won't speak to me. 295 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,678 And you know I didn't even sleep with this woman. 296 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,507 Which is ironic because every time I was guilty 297 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:58,207 Linda always forgave me, now that I'm innocent she won't. 298 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,122 - What you've got to do is this. 299 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,517 You're to bring her some roses, pink roses. 300 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,388 Champagne, teddy bear. 301 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,131 What does her lease say about pets 'cause puppies 302 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,785 always work. 303 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:11,655 - No pets. 304 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,052 - Get her a bigger bear. 305 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:27,193 [mellow tropical music] 306 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,070 [knocking] 307 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:45,820 - You look like a walking cliche. 308 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,648 Where's the puppy? 309 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,738 - I locked him in the trunk of my car. 310 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,436 - That wouldn't surprise me. 311 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,003 - Could I talk to Linda please? 312 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,265 - She's not here. 313 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,093 - Like she wasn't here this morning? 314 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,443 - She happens to be at an exclusive party 315 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:05,187 with wonderful, nurturing men and she's never looked better. 316 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,537 - That's terrific, could I just talk to her please? 317 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:08,495 - Get lost. 318 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,106 Loser. 319 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,693 [gasps] 320 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:33,824 I am tempted. 321 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,785 You think you can come into our house whenever you want? 322 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,221 - Cut the crap, Kim. 323 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,701 I know she's here, where is she? 324 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,093 - [Kim] You're breaking the law. 325 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,052 - Put the knife down. 326 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:44,922 Linda. 327 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,403 Come on out, honey. 328 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,974 - You've got five seconds to get your ass out of here 329 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,889 or I'm calling the cops. 330 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,586 - Give me a chance to explain. 331 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,587 - [Kim] One. 332 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,588 - Please? 333 00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,937 - Two. 334 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,069 - Where the hell is she? 335 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,462 - Three. 336 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,332 Four. 337 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,510 - Go ahead Kim, call. 338 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:13,124 I'll find her and you can't stop me. 339 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,952 Nothing can stop me. 340 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:18,869 Not the cops, not that knife, and certainly not you 341 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:23,134 and your petty, pathetic, puritanical little self! 342 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,180 [bangs] 343 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:28,314 - Five. 344 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:45,853 Hiya tiger. 345 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:48,856 Comfy? 346 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,686 You can't walk through windows. 347 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,905 You're not going anywhere. 348 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,432 Kim knows knots. 349 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,172 Scouts honor. 350 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,957 - What the hell do you think you're doing? 351 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,178 - Black belt too, in case you had any ideas. 352 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:11,792 By the way, Linda brought this for you from Arizona. 353 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,882 She thought you'd think it was funny. 354 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,974 - Listen Kim, you'd better untie me, I am serious. 355 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,933 - Hasn't she done a great job with this room? 356 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,240 The Sunday Times did a layout on it. 357 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,374 Her career is really taking off. 358 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:32,943 It's just her personal life that needs an adjustment. 359 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,815 - Kim, I am warning you. 360 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:38,340 I am gonna ask you one final time as nicely and politely 361 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,560 as I possibly can. 362 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:44,999 Untie these fucking ropes now you stupid cow! 363 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,218 - Now I'm confused. 364 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:50,004 I thought that you wanted to see Linda when she got home. 365 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,440 If she came home. 366 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,053 But then again she might get lucky tonight 367 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:59,100 and then I'd have you all to myself. 368 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,759 We wouldn't want anybody knowing you're here now, 369 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:06,629 would we? 370 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:16,683 - God! 371 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,688 [mysterious music] 372 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:32,873 - Nice car. 373 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,615 Surprising power. 374 00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:38,966 Do they float? 375 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,446 - That's not funny, Kim. 376 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:41,969 None of this is funny. 377 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,274 - I'm laughing. 378 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,583 [laughing] 379 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,681 - What's so funny? 380 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,770 - [Kim] Nothing, bad joke. 381 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:01,902 How was the opening? 382 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,817 - Okay I guess. 383 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,514 - Oh get outta here, she had half the guys there 384 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,211 wrapped around her little finger. 385 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:10,171 - I guess I did meet a few nice guys. 386 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:11,346 - See? 387 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,217 And there's more where they came from. 388 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,654 - Linda! 389 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,220 - What is that? 390 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,483 - The bad joke. 391 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,659 - [Brian] Linda! 392 00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:20,921 - That's Brian. 393 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,536 - Oh thank god you're here. 394 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:28,798 - What's going on? 395 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:29,843 Who did this? 396 00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:30,800 - He did it to himself. 397 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:31,845 - Bullshit. 398 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,412 That bitch did it. 399 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,283 - Why is it that men always stoop to the infantile level 400 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:36,806 of name calling? 401 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,460 - This is so cool. 402 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,201 - It's cruel. 403 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:41,898 - It's necessary. 404 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,771 - Whenever the three of you decide exactly what it is, 405 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,513 I would like to be untied. 406 00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:48,862 Thank you. 407 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,124 - Oh. 408 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:52,300 This time he's not getting off so easy. 409 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,736 - Get your hands off me. 410 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:55,172 - The anger is good. 411 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,479 It's just directed at the wrong person. 412 00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,046 It's time we talk. 413 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,181 - Are you turned on? 414 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,793 - Sharon, you're still an actress, aren't you? 415 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,272 - Yeah. 416 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,752 I've done a bunch of plays and some commercials 417 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,319 and a cable show. 418 00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,842 - That's great. 419 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:16,237 Listen, I know some of the biggest names in show business. 420 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,589 If you untie me now, I'll make sure you get to see them. 421 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:21,460 - Really? 422 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,638 So you've known me for over a year and you could have 423 00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,988 helped me with a phone call? 424 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:28,815 You dick! 425 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,687 - Sharon, wait! 426 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:37,040 - I don't care if he deserves it, it's illegal and immoral 427 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:39,956 and I'm not doing it, I'm untying him. 428 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,263 - Fine, untie him. 429 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,699 Then forgive him. 430 00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:48,399 And be sure not to express your real feelings. 431 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,227 Just keep giving him the message that it's okay 432 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,229 to treat you like dirt. 433 00:24:57,452 --> 00:25:00,368 [thoughtful music] 434 00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:10,987 - Here's what you do. 435 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,381 Untie one hand so I can reach the phone, call the agent, 436 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,297 you can be in his office first thing tomorrow morning. 437 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,821 - Not really a morning person. 438 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:23,739 - Afternoon then, anytime you want. 439 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:26,699 - Well. 440 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,048 Maybe just one. 441 00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:33,880 - Sharon, what do you think you're doing? 442 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:36,230 - Making a career move. 443 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:37,448 - [Kim] Don't. 444 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,627 - I got a great idea. 445 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,585 Why don't we end this ridiculous game? 446 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,456 You can untie me and I can take the four of us out 447 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,329 to a fabulous dinner, my treat, okay? 448 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,809 Forgive and forget. 449 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,375 - That sounds familiar. 450 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,421 I forgive, you forget. 451 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,336 - What the hell is that supposed to mean? 452 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,381 - It means that every time you get a fucking itch 453 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,427 it's okay for your to scratch it, 454 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:01,472 and Linda's supposed to act like a good sport 455 00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,649 and pretend it doesn't hurt. 456 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:06,434 - Who I scratch is none of your goddamn business. 457 00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,871 - Oh, but it most certainly is. 458 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,438 Think back. 459 00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:11,700 Four years ago. 460 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,093 West Beach Cafe. 461 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,314 The new [mumbles] had just arrived. 462 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:19,099 - Oh my god. 463 00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:21,449 - Three bottles later, the lifeguard station, 464 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,407 station 27 to be exact. 465 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,849 And you never called. 466 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:35,855 It was a long time before I met you. 467 00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:38,988 - Well. 468 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,599 I feel so left out. 469 00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:46,517 - I'm sorry Linda, I shouldn't have brought it up. 470 00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:50,043 We were both blitzed, I barely even remember it. 471 00:26:50,086 --> 00:26:53,002 - Lifeguard station 27 to be exact? 472 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:59,269 - To tell you the truth, he couldn't even get it up. 473 00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:06,320 - Well look what he had to work with. 474 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:07,626 - Touche. 475 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,366 [laughing] 476 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:10,933 - On a more serious note. 477 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,456 - Yes. 478 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,762 - What are we gonna do with all those vegetables? 479 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:16,417 [sneaky music] 480 00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:31,693 - Sharon, what's? 481 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:36,437 - Did you ever see that movie 9 1/2 Weeks? 482 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,569 - Please untie me, I beg you. 483 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,484 I think Kim's gonna kill me. 484 00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,486 - I know she'll kill me if I untie you. 485 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:43,357 - Please? 486 00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:49,711 - Okay, but you have to do something for me first. 487 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:54,107 If you can guess 10 vegetables in a row, 488 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,458 I'll untie you. 489 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:58,589 Open wide. 490 00:27:58,633 --> 00:27:59,765 - God help me. 491 00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:07,903 Squash? 492 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:08,948 - What kind? 493 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:09,992 - What kind? 494 00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:14,083 Acorn? 495 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:14,954 - No. 496 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:16,999 Summer squash. 497 00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,261 - Oh god. 498 00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:19,610 - Isn't this fun? 499 00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:20,829 - [Brian] Fun? 500 00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:22,875 - This reminds me of my secret fantasy. 501 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,659 In my fantasy I just feed a man who eats 502 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,748 and doesn't talk. 503 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:29,838 He listens to me and he doesn't judge me. 504 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:33,973 He takes me seriously and he wears those hip high 505 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:38,499 rubber wading boots, you know, the kind 506 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,719 that trout fishermen wear? 507 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,376 - I think I finally found a sucker for that duplex 508 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:47,726 out in Trancas. 509 00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:51,381 - We're not gonna just leave him here today, are we? 510 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:52,382 - Who? 511 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:53,253 Oh, him. 512 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:55,603 Sure. 513 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,561 Give him a little time to think things out. 514 00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:58,432 - I guess. 515 00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:03,916 - Well, are we or aren't we? 516 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,395 Gonna let him go? 517 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:08,442 - Not just yet. 518 00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:09,791 - Good. 519 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:12,228 This is kinda like breaking the law, isn't it? 520 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,883 The lease says no pets, right? 521 00:29:14,927 --> 00:29:17,233 [laughing] 522 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,507 - You must be hungry. 523 00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:33,293 - No, I just want out of here. 524 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:34,947 Please untie me. 525 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,557 - I can't. 526 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,732 - Why not? 527 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,821 Commandant Kim won't authorize it? 528 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,910 What happened to the independent, freethinking woman 529 00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:42,911 that I know and love? 530 00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:44,478 - She's wising up. 531 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,093 - I got you an engagement ring. 532 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,529 - Really? 533 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:53,574 Where is it? 534 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,752 - It's on my nightstand. 535 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,580 Listen, take my keys and drive over to my house 536 00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,625 if you don't believe me. 537 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:05,064 You know, this isn't exactly the way I'd intended 538 00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,283 on asking you to marry me. 539 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:12,288 But it doesn't have to be this way. 540 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:13,463 Untie me now. 541 00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:18,904 And I'll get down on one knee and everything. 542 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,427 I'll do it right. 543 00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:28,304 Right after I get back from the office. 544 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:29,653 The most important meeting of my life is happening 545 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,438 in half an hour. 546 00:30:31,481 --> 00:30:33,919 Did I tell you I got my first cover story? 547 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:36,922 On the thing that I love the most, I mean besides you. 548 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,358 On the blues. 549 00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:39,576 Classic blues. 550 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:43,015 Slim Jim Bone is actually gonna be there. 551 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,538 Linda. 552 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:47,019 Wait, I can do it before work! 553 00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,977 I can be a little late! 554 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:52,807 Wait, you just can't leave me here like this! 555 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,070 What am I gonna do all day? 556 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,249 Channel 26. 557 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,339 There's a Cub game on in a little while. 558 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:07,561 - Yeah, I hear it's supposed to be a really great game. 559 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:12,566 Have a nice day. 560 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,614 [clapping] 561 00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:19,921 - Nice, very nice. 562 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,576 Might I suggest one last touch. 563 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:29,191 [volume increasing] 564 00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:30,279 - [Announcer] Oh, you're gonna have a perfect set then. 565 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,802 - [Caller] Yeah. 566 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:32,586 - [Announcer] Yeah you'll have that perfect match 567 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:33,630 well this is great. 568 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,067 - [Caller] Looks beautiful. 569 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,546 - [Announcer] It is beautiful Millie and those are 570 00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,722 white topaz and they look like diamonds, don't they? 571 00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:40,202 - [Caller] They certainly do. 572 00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,552 - [Announcer] Let me send you to, thank you, bye bye! 573 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:45,512 Now everybody, everybody, I want you to make sure 574 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,383 to call in on this bargain, now we're gonna keep it 575 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,081 on the screen just a few more minutes. 576 00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,734 - Brian, would you say that you're in terrible pain 577 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:52,867 or that it's more like, you know, torture? 578 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,129 - I don't know. 579 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,524 I mean I'm miserable but my ears aren't like 580 00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:58,873 bleeding or anything yet. 581 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,831 I would say torture. 582 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:03,573 No, more like mental anguish. 583 00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:04,966 - Mental anguish. 584 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,232 Cool. 585 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:11,581 Thanks Brian. 586 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,887 - [Announcer] That's an incredible bargain, 587 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,236 but we're gonna have to go to the music box soon 588 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,934 so you call in while you still have that chance. 589 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,588 Oh, thank you Millie for calling in, 590 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,590 we really appreciate-- 591 00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:23,202 [funky music] 592 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:24,072 - Bye bye. 593 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,074 - Adios. 594 00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:44,397 - [Caller] I've got two sets of these for my sisters 595 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,748 when they first came out on the air. 596 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:49,228 - [Announcer] Oh you did? 597 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:51,839 - [Caller] Yes, and I gave them for I think it was 598 00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:53,580 a Valentine's present. 599 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,582 And they wear them all, 600 00:32:57,758 --> 00:33:00,239 and that's about a year and a half ago. 601 00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:02,806 - [Announcer] Oh my goodness-- 602 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:07,942 - In exactly one hour Mr. Bone is on that plane 603 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,552 back to New York. 604 00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:11,554 This is incredibly inconsiderate to my client 605 00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:13,339 and to our label. 606 00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:14,905 - I'm terribly sorry Mr. Bone, this is not like 607 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,646 Brian at all. 608 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,909 - We were under the impression that this organization 609 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:22,957 understood just how valuable Mr. Bone's time is. 610 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:24,785 - Sorry. 611 00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:29,094 - [Caller] And they're so beautiful, the luster on them 612 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:32,749 are gorgeous and when I gave them to 'em it was like 613 00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:36,057 I gave them a million dollars when they opened up the box. 614 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,580 - [Announcer] Is that right? 615 00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:39,452 - [Caller] Yes, they are gorgeous, they really are, 616 00:33:39,495 --> 00:33:43,673 and if the prices compared to [mumbles] you cannot-- 617 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:47,547 - [Assistant] Yes ma'am. 618 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,681 - Try that little shit again. 619 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:54,293 - [Announcer] Slept on one last deal for $175, 620 00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:56,817 a diamond ring with a boheme emerald. 621 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,297 This is the buy of the week. 622 00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,820 - 175 bucks? 623 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:04,042 I paid two grand for the same fucking ring. 624 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:05,478 - [Voicemail] Hi, this is Brian Hartley. 625 00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:06,827 Leave me a message, 626 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,176 I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 627 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:09,177 [beeps] 628 00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:10,396 - Where the hell are you? 629 00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:13,094 Do you want this article or not? 630 00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:16,054 Too damn nice. 631 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,044 - [Announcer] Tell you we will not have these back again, 632 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:53,134 a beautiful zirconium necklace and earrings. 633 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:55,876 This is the last call, we only have a few left. 634 00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:56,964 - Oh, you like this too? 635 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,140 - I have to seriously pee. 636 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:04,406 - Oh, they're selling the alpha gym. 637 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,365 I wish I could afford one of those. 638 00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,235 - We can. 639 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,895 You don't mind, do you hon? 640 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:18,420 - Buy two, just let me go to the bathroom. 641 00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,032 - Really? 642 00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:22,903 - Oh! 643 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,063 - Conga line! 644 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:56,023 Come on! 645 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,816 - Could you close the door? 646 00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:11,604 I can't pee if there's anybody watching. 647 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:12,648 - It's true. 648 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,095 [urinating] 649 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:28,969 - That was really sweet of Brian to buy us those alpha gyms. 650 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:31,624 - You actually bought two of them? 651 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,191 - Well he told me to. 652 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,583 - Well he would have said anything to get to go 653 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:35,976 to the bathroom. 654 00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,413 - Oops. 655 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:49,207 Boy, he really had to go. 656 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,776 - Brian, are you okay in there? 657 00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:57,693 Brian? 658 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:03,960 He had to go alright. 659 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:06,789 He's gone. 660 00:37:09,096 --> 00:37:10,532 - What? 661 00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:11,577 Where is he? 662 00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:31,727 Stop right where you are! 663 00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:39,344 Where do you think you're going? 664 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:41,476 - Can't you just ever stay home? 665 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,304 We trusted you. 666 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,872 - Trust isn't in his vocabulary. 667 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,570 Let's get him back to the house. 668 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,922 - God, maybe we should just leave him here. 669 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:54,881 Let the vultures eat his flesh. 670 00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:56,186 - Exactly. 671 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,318 - Here's a thought. 672 00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,668 How 'bout you untie me and I walk. 673 00:37:59,712 --> 00:38:00,930 - Here's a thought. 674 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:02,323 Not. 675 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,673 - I'll be right back. 676 00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:07,285 [groovy music] 677 00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:15,031 - I still have to pee. 678 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:24,867 - You can have your pants back, 679 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:26,869 as soon as they're dry. 680 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,397 - You know there's nothing better when you're hungry 681 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,355 than a nice barbecue. 682 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:38,925 Little red meat, little chicken, little corn on the cob. 683 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,970 - Pity there's not enough for you too, 684 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:43,843 but gotta stay a perfect size six. 685 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,118 - Hi. 686 00:38:58,161 --> 00:38:59,119 - Hi Max. 687 00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:00,381 Seen Brian? 688 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,643 How'd he make out? 689 00:39:01,687 --> 00:39:03,906 - Just about to ask you the same thing. 690 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:06,779 - I'm sure he's in Linda's bed having the time of his life. 691 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:07,649 - Linda! 692 00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,702 - God, hell of a game, huh? 693 00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:18,965 - You guys, I was thinking. 694 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,271 - You shouldn't. 695 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,797 - What Sharon? 696 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,886 - Maybe we should let him go. 697 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,453 - Negative. 698 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,846 - Well then maybe we should do something about his diet. 699 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:33,283 I mean, nothing but squash? 700 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,763 - Sharon's right. 701 00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:38,332 Tomorrow turnips. 702 00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:42,292 [laughing] 703 00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:44,382 Oh come on, that's funny. 704 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:50,562 Honey? 705 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:54,914 I decided to let you watch the game. 706 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:58,047 - Well it's over by now. 707 00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,614 - I taped it for you. 708 00:39:59,658 --> 00:40:00,485 - Really? 709 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,457 - Where the hell are you, man? 710 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,763 You alive? 711 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:19,068 Are you dead? 712 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:21,114 You still talking to me? 713 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:26,119 [speaking foreign language] 714 00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:27,337 Still nothing. 715 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:32,125 I'm really starting to get worried. 716 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:34,649 - He should marry you instead. 717 00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:37,522 - He's disappeared before, he's moody. 718 00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:38,958 - But it's been two days. 719 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:41,221 - Check the milk cartons. 720 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:44,354 - Toni, would you mind if I kill her? 721 00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:52,232 - Brian'll be fine, he can look after himself. 722 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,278 JJ. 723 00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:57,150 Check missing persons. 724 00:40:58,238 --> 00:40:59,152 Just do it. 725 00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:10,206 [football announcers] 726 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:16,778 - I've never seen anything like it. 727 00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:19,215 - It's amazing, isn't it? 728 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,087 - It reminds me of those dog commercials 729 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:24,743 where they've starved the dogs for a week. 730 00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:27,093 - It's just incredible. 731 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:30,400 He's been tied up, humiliated, starved, 732 00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:33,926 and made to wear a skirt and I've never seen him 733 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:35,101 look happier. 734 00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:47,287 - Incredible game, huh? 735 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:48,157 - Mm hmm. 736 00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,029 - What's the score? 737 00:41:50,072 --> 00:41:50,899 - Yeah. 738 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:55,556 - We've decided to castrate you. 739 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,426 - Good. 740 00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:02,258 - You really love football, don't you? 741 00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,129 - What? 742 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,350 - Then you're gonna love the way this one ends. 743 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:09,570 - Hey, I can't see with you standing in front of the screen. 744 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:12,225 - You would think Los Angeles up by three with 10 seconds 745 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:13,705 to go had it won. 746 00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:14,706 - Don't. 747 00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:15,968 - It was just incredible. 748 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:17,970 All they had to do was run the clock out, 749 00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:19,928 the way Kansas City did in the season opener. 750 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:21,539 - Please. 751 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,671 - But the idiots fumbled the ball and New York ran it back 752 00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:25,934 76 yards for a touchdown. 753 00:42:25,978 --> 00:42:29,111 It was the darndest thing I ever saw. 754 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:38,077 Would you care to watch the rest of the game 755 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,383 or should I just shut it off? 756 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:41,733 You're right. 757 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:45,127 You've had enough excitement for one night. 758 00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:58,793 [sneaky music] 759 00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:27,256 - Brian. 760 00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:29,998 Are you asleep? 761 00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:33,088 - No, I was just relaxing. 762 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:37,963 - I need you. 763 00:43:39,007 --> 00:43:39,965 - You what? 764 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,535 [heavy breathing] 765 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:55,763 - Those must be, those must be 10 inches apiece. 766 00:43:56,938 --> 00:44:00,507 - [Brian] They do have their uses, I'll admit. 767 00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:08,384 - I never knew having an alien could be so fantastic. 768 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,346 - God, you're incredible. 769 00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:16,479 How do you say this stuff and make it sound believable? 770 00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:17,437 - Practice. 771 00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:21,528 I'm hoping this will be a break for me. 772 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:23,051 - What's the title of the movie? 773 00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:25,706 - Bride of the Giant Licking Thing. 774 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,925 It's a sequel. 775 00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:31,016 - Well hey, it's work. 776 00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:32,321 - Thanks Brian. 777 00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:39,285 - Giant Licking Thing. 778 00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,379 - Okay. 779 00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:47,989 Before we go to work I'd like to know what we're going 780 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:49,904 to do with him from here on out. 781 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:52,690 I mean, exactly what is the plan? 782 00:44:53,908 --> 00:44:56,389 - I don't have a plan. 783 00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:57,956 - You don't? 784 00:44:57,999 --> 00:44:58,826 - No. 785 00:45:02,221 --> 00:45:04,397 This is just all improv. 786 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,921 - We have a hostage tied up against his will 787 00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:09,445 who we've subjected to numerous tortures 788 00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,274 and who if freed could probably put us in jail 789 00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:14,276 until menopause and we don't know 790 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,843 what we're gonna do with him? 791 00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:18,324 We don't have a fucking plan? 792 00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:24,852 No. 793 00:45:26,506 --> 00:45:28,726 [laughing] 794 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:39,388 [upbeat funky music] 795 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:46,787 - Hatha yoga? 796 00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:51,400 - It's my beard, it's itching like crazy. 797 00:45:51,444 --> 00:45:52,271 - Sharon. 798 00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:56,492 - Linda. 799 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:59,452 Will you stay here with me today? 800 00:45:59,495 --> 00:46:02,020 - I would love to hon, but I have the most important 801 00:46:02,063 --> 00:46:04,413 meeting of my life today. 802 00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:05,675 You understand. 803 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:09,244 - Honey. 804 00:46:10,115 --> 00:46:10,942 Linda? 805 00:46:12,378 --> 00:46:16,077 You're not just gonna leave me here alone all day? 806 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:19,341 - You won't be. 807 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,869 - Brian, I hope whatever it is that you're doing 808 00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:26,087 it's worth it. 809 00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:32,050 What do you know about the blues? 810 00:46:32,093 --> 00:46:36,619 - Our father who art in heaven, if you could find it 811 00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:40,798 in your heart to get me the fuck outta here right now, 812 00:46:41,842 --> 00:46:43,322 I will be so good. 813 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:51,025 Hell father, you won't even recognize me, I swear. 814 00:46:55,551 --> 00:46:56,596 Thanks a lot. 815 00:46:58,206 --> 00:47:01,122 [mysterious music] 816 00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:09,174 - I know you think I'm kind of a bitch. 817 00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:11,872 And sometimes I probably can be. 818 00:47:13,918 --> 00:47:16,224 But I have my good side too. 819 00:47:24,232 --> 00:47:27,801 You still need that itch scratched? 820 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,195 - Does my answer even matter? 821 00:47:31,109 --> 00:47:31,936 - No. 822 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,029 This should help. 823 00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:42,729 It's only been three years, it's probably still good. 824 00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:44,862 - Wait, that thing's rusty! 825 00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:46,124 - Picky picky. 826 00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:50,737 This is for Mike Steverman who told everybody 827 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:53,087 he got to third base with me when he barely 828 00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:55,655 even touched my knee. 829 00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:56,525 - Ow! 830 00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:02,140 - And this is for Peter Tufo, who stood me up 831 00:48:02,183 --> 00:48:03,837 at the junior prom. 832 00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:14,587 And this is for lifeguard station 27. 833 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:18,025 [knocking] 834 00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:19,679 - Help, somebody please! 835 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:22,029 - Don't even think about it. 836 00:48:38,611 --> 00:48:40,656 - Detective Steinham. 837 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:42,484 Sorry to bother you, ma'am. 838 00:48:42,528 --> 00:48:43,485 - Steinham. 839 00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,575 You're not related to Gloria Steinham, are you? 840 00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:48,577 - No, but I subscribe to her magazine. 841 00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:49,448 - Really? 842 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:54,148 - Well to be honest with you it's a little known fact. 843 00:48:54,192 --> 00:48:57,717 Wouldn't sit well with the boys down at the station. 844 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,242 But maybe that's just my own insecurities. 845 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:05,072 I'm investigating the disappearance of a Brian Hartley. 846 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,987 - Brian disappeared? 847 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,120 - Looks like you've been shaving Sasquatch. 848 00:49:09,163 --> 00:49:10,991 - No, no, it's my dog. 849 00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:14,386 He's going into the hospital for an operation 850 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:17,693 and I'm the only one he lets shave him. 851 00:49:19,478 --> 00:49:21,654 - Where is the little cuss? 852 00:49:21,697 --> 00:49:23,351 - He's on the beach. 853 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,572 He went out for a run. 854 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:28,966 You know, one last run. 855 00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:30,271 - Of course. 856 00:49:30,315 --> 00:49:31,577 Would you mind if I look around a bit? 857 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:34,449 - No, no, could I get you a cup of coffee? 858 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:38,062 - No thanks, but how 'bout a nice herb tea? 859 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:44,155 Seems Mr. Hartley disappeared almost three days ago. 860 00:49:44,198 --> 00:49:46,157 - You don't say. 861 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,115 Well, I know Brian. 862 00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:50,813 He goes out with one of my roommates. 863 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:51,901 Used to. 864 00:49:51,945 --> 00:49:54,426 You never knew with those two. 865 00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:56,210 - [Steinham] So they fight a lot? 866 00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:58,038 - Don't all couples? 867 00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,953 - I don't know. 868 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,957 It's been five years since my wife left me. 869 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,002 - I'm sorry. 870 00:50:06,177 --> 00:50:08,353 - Heck, I don't blame her. 871 00:50:08,396 --> 00:50:11,921 I never gave her the respect she deserved. 872 00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,098 Ma'am. 873 00:50:15,534 --> 00:50:16,970 - Kim. 874 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,754 Call me Kim. 875 00:50:18,798 --> 00:50:21,409 - It's just procedure, Kim, but do you mind if I 876 00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:24,108 take a look around the house? 877 00:50:24,151 --> 00:50:25,544 - Go right ahead. 878 00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:37,034 Well I guess you've seen everything. 879 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,948 - Just about, just about. 880 00:50:38,992 --> 00:50:40,689 We haven't looked in this room here. 881 00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:41,560 - No! 882 00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:44,041 You can't. 883 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:44,911 - Why not? 884 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,002 - It's tea time. 885 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:53,050 And besides detective, that's where the body is. 886 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,282 [laughing] 887 00:51:12,025 --> 00:51:15,246 - You almost had me there for a second. 888 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,683 And call me Frank. 889 00:51:21,817 --> 00:51:22,992 - Okay, Frank. 890 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:29,173 [muffled screaming] 891 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,615 - I really hope your dog's okay. 892 00:51:40,009 --> 00:51:42,011 You never did say his name. 893 00:51:42,055 --> 00:51:44,623 - It's a she, her name's Tosca. 894 00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,147 - That's pretty. 895 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:48,496 I got a couple at home. 896 00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:49,845 Labs. 897 00:51:49,889 --> 00:51:52,283 I don't know what I'd do without them. 898 00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:54,546 Dogs are great, aren't they? 899 00:51:54,589 --> 00:51:55,416 - Yeah. 900 00:52:01,683 --> 00:52:05,861 - For Tosca, when she gets out of the doggie hospital. 901 00:52:08,255 --> 00:52:11,954 Get in touch with me if you hear anything about Brian. 902 00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:12,825 - Thanks. 903 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:14,827 I will. 904 00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:18,222 [siren wailing] 905 00:52:18,265 --> 00:52:20,528 [gunshots] 906 00:52:28,188 --> 00:52:28,971 - Hi Kim. 907 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,717 When did you start watching this crap? 908 00:52:35,761 --> 00:52:38,546 - Nothing wrong with these shows. 909 00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:43,377 - Officer Steinham? 910 00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:44,987 Who's that? 911 00:52:45,031 --> 00:52:46,163 - A guy I met. 912 00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:47,251 - Where'd you meet him? 913 00:52:47,294 --> 00:52:48,295 - Here. 914 00:52:48,339 --> 00:52:49,296 - When? 915 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:50,167 - Today. 916 00:52:51,124 --> 00:52:52,517 - A cop was here today? 917 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,083 - What'd he look like? 918 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:55,259 - He's dreamy. 919 00:52:56,521 --> 00:52:58,784 Warm, sensitive, nurturing. 920 00:53:00,264 --> 00:53:02,788 I'm thinking of getting a dog. 921 00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:05,486 - Did he find Brian? 922 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,009 - No. 923 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:10,709 - Was he wearing those big high black boots? 924 00:53:27,247 --> 00:53:30,555 - You know that shaved armpit really got to me. 925 00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:32,687 Maybe we've gone too far. 926 00:53:34,950 --> 00:53:36,343 I have a feeling if we let him go now 927 00:53:36,387 --> 00:53:38,954 I can get him to promise not to press charges. 928 00:53:38,998 --> 00:53:40,739 - His promises aren't worth shit. 929 00:53:40,782 --> 00:53:41,609 - Kim. 930 00:53:42,741 --> 00:53:44,090 He's had enough. 931 00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:47,441 I think he's learned his lesson. 932 00:53:47,485 --> 00:53:49,748 - You're still ready to let him off the hook. 933 00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:52,141 Pretty soon you'll be his little love slave again. 934 00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:53,708 - Bullshit! 935 00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:55,710 I just want him out of my life and as long as he's here 936 00:53:55,754 --> 00:53:57,973 he's still in it! 937 00:53:58,017 --> 00:53:59,845 - Fine, let him go. 938 00:53:59,888 --> 00:54:02,195 In a couple of days, maybe a week, he'll come crawling back 939 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,371 like he always does. 940 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:06,634 Dinner at the Ivy, then maybe a weekend trip to the wine 941 00:54:06,678 --> 00:54:10,116 country to get to know each other again. 942 00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:11,944 Pretty soon you've forgiven him for every shitty, 943 00:54:11,987 --> 00:54:16,165 unforgivable violation and then, presto, the happy couple. 944 00:54:17,036 --> 00:54:19,517 Until, well you know the rest. 945 00:54:32,486 --> 00:54:35,097 [gentle music] 946 00:54:46,761 --> 00:54:47,588 - Hi. 947 00:54:48,502 --> 00:54:49,329 - Hi. 948 00:54:53,246 --> 00:54:56,031 - See what that butcher friend of yours did to me? 949 00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:58,077 - Doesn't look that bad. 950 00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:01,950 - Yeah. 951 00:55:01,994 --> 00:55:03,517 Well if nothing else it'll probably take 952 00:55:03,561 --> 00:55:05,040 a couple of seconds off my time 953 00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:07,304 in the 100 meter butterfly. 954 00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:12,309 We have fun together sometimes, don't we? 955 00:55:12,352 --> 00:55:13,571 - We really do. 956 00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:18,010 It's a pity. 957 00:55:18,053 --> 00:55:20,055 - It doesn't have to be. 958 00:55:21,143 --> 00:55:23,363 I wasn't kidding before about the ring. 959 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:26,366 - Don't talk like that unless you mean it. 960 00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:27,280 - I do. 961 00:55:29,674 --> 00:55:33,373 Untie me right now, and our new life together begins, 962 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:36,245 starting tonight with a romantic dinner somewhere. 963 00:55:36,289 --> 00:55:38,987 And when was the last time we went to the Ivy? 964 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,685 Wouldn't that be great? 965 00:55:40,728 --> 00:55:42,077 And then we can just pile into the car, 966 00:55:42,121 --> 00:55:44,689 and drive up north somewhere for the weekend, 967 00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,473 just you and me? 968 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:47,996 - Where exactly? 969 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:48,867 - I dunno. 970 00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:53,828 I was thinking like Carmel or Big Sur. 971 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,702 Napa maybe, do a little wine tasting. 972 00:55:57,745 --> 00:56:00,226 I mean I just figure after everything that we've 973 00:56:00,269 --> 00:56:03,447 been through, we really kinda owe it to ourselves 974 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,536 to get to know each other again. 975 00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:06,754 - Get to know each other again. 976 00:56:06,798 --> 00:56:07,842 - Yeah. 977 00:56:07,886 --> 00:56:10,410 Sounds good, doesn't it? 978 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,543 - I'll tell you what it sounds like. 979 00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:14,936 Sounds like the same old recycled crap I've been 980 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:16,982 buying for years. 981 00:56:17,025 --> 00:56:18,984 How many times have you told me you love me 982 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:20,812 and then were unfaithful? 983 00:56:20,855 --> 00:56:22,944 You know, your friends think you're some kind of 984 00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:25,991 slick Casanova, but all you really are 985 00:56:26,034 --> 00:56:29,037 is just a cheap whore with no moral center, 986 00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:32,693 nothing inside, you're just pathetic! 987 00:56:32,737 --> 00:56:34,956 You have hurt me so many times and I will not 988 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,045 allow it to happen again! 989 00:56:37,089 --> 00:56:40,440 What you have done to me is not okay, do you hear me? 990 00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:44,313 I am so fucking angry at you I could kill you! 991 00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:52,800 - Linda honey, listen. 992 00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:56,238 I just, honey, what are you doing? 993 00:56:56,282 --> 00:56:57,631 Hey, look. 994 00:56:57,675 --> 00:57:00,808 - God, I wish I didn't have to do this. 995 00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:01,766 - Linda no! 996 00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:08,686 - Yes! 997 00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,470 [clapping] 998 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:11,950 - [Sharon] Way to go Linda! 999 00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:15,910 - Alright Linda, set him free, congratulations! 1000 00:57:27,356 --> 00:57:29,837 [blues music] 1001 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:50,292 - Yeehaw! 1002 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:54,383 Food. 1003 00:58:15,056 --> 00:58:16,275 - [Server] What'll it be, buddy? 1004 00:58:16,318 --> 00:58:18,407 - Anything, plenty of it. 1005 00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:24,631 What you guys looking at? 1006 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,016 - [Voicemail] Hi, this is Brian Hartley, I'm not available 1007 00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:04,410 to, wait a second, yes I am. 1008 00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:09,023 I am available. 1009 00:59:09,067 --> 00:59:11,330 The rumors of my engagement have been greatly exaggerated, 1010 00:59:11,373 --> 00:59:13,071 I am a free man. 1011 00:59:13,114 --> 00:59:16,683 Free at last, disentangled, untied, untethered, 1012 00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:20,818 unencumbered, unfettered, unbridled, and outta here. 1013 00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:22,863 [beeps] 1014 00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:30,044 - He's alive. 1015 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:31,045 - [Brian] Barely. 1016 00:59:31,089 --> 00:59:32,046 - Where you been? 1017 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,091 - Don't ask. 1018 00:59:33,134 --> 00:59:34,179 - You look like shit. 1019 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:35,223 - You got flat feet. 1020 00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:37,051 - You're unemployed. 1021 00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:38,618 - Do you mean that? 1022 00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:42,753 - I gave the blues article to Joey. 1023 00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:43,623 - What? 1024 00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:52,850 - Look you get an article on my desk by Friday, we'll see. 1025 00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:54,286 - Okay. 1026 00:59:54,329 --> 00:59:55,330 That's fair. 1027 01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,206 - Cute. 1028 01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:02,076 Too cute. 1029 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:07,516 - Well what do you know? 1030 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,781 See, I told you you didn't have to worry about the boy. 1031 01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:13,174 - Where the hell you been? 1032 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:14,175 - Don't ask. 1033 01:00:14,219 --> 01:00:16,003 - Well we're asking. 1034 01:00:16,047 --> 01:00:17,483 - Okay, if you insist. 1035 01:00:17,526 --> 01:00:21,226 I was tied up in bed and held hostage by three women. 1036 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,663 - [Max] Seriously? 1037 01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:25,056 - God's honest truth. 1038 01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:28,059 - Three women, just you, and you didn't call me? 1039 01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:29,887 - Maxy, trust me, my hands were, 1040 01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:30,757 nevermind. 1041 01:00:33,804 --> 01:00:34,631 Toni. 1042 01:00:37,068 --> 01:00:39,026 - Shaved you, huh? 1043 01:00:39,070 --> 01:00:40,724 - Yeah, how'd you know? 1044 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:44,075 - Think I never kidnapped a man before? 1045 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,468 - So I guess one of the three kidnappers 1046 01:00:46,512 --> 01:00:48,557 didn't happen to be Linda, did it? 1047 01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:50,168 - Uh huh. 1048 01:00:50,211 --> 01:00:52,213 - Guess that means the engagement's off? 1049 01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:54,128 - Didn't even get a chance to propose. 1050 01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:55,390 - Cheer up. 1051 01:00:55,434 --> 01:00:58,219 Look at all the women here. 1052 01:00:58,263 --> 01:00:59,830 - Hey Maxy. 1053 01:00:59,873 --> 01:01:02,833 See the redhead over there nursing the bloody mary? 1054 01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:04,573 - She looks awfully lonely, doesn't she? 1055 01:01:04,617 --> 01:01:06,184 - [Max] Real lonely. 1056 01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:08,012 - I bet you she and I are out of here in 30 minutes flat. 1057 01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:08,839 - Got a bet. 1058 01:01:08,882 --> 01:01:09,709 - Deal. 1059 01:01:14,932 --> 01:01:18,326 - You know, if losing money makes you that happy, 1060 01:01:18,370 --> 01:01:22,417 think how good you'd feel if you started tipping. 1061 01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:29,250 - He's back. 1062 01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:57,583 - Kim. 1063 01:01:58,758 --> 01:01:59,890 If you like that policeman so much, 1064 01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:01,935 why don't you just call him? 1065 01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:03,937 His card's right there. 1066 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,203 - I've never known you to be so shy. 1067 01:02:12,467 --> 01:02:14,774 [phone ringing] 1068 01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:16,428 - Hello? 1069 01:02:16,471 --> 01:02:17,298 Oh, hi. 1070 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:22,260 No, Linda doesn't want to talk to you. 1071 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:40,452 - I don't want your money. 1072 01:02:40,495 --> 01:02:41,758 - But you won. 1073 01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:43,542 - No Max, I lost. 1074 01:02:43,585 --> 01:02:46,806 - [Max] You got her out of here under 30 minutes. 1075 01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:48,329 - Listen to you. 1076 01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:50,244 Look at us, this is sick. 1077 01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:51,376 - Of course it is. 1078 01:02:51,419 --> 01:02:52,986 I want details, what happened? 1079 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:54,509 - Nothing happened. 1080 01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:56,250 - What the hell's going on here? 1081 01:02:56,294 --> 01:02:57,774 He won't take my money and he's telling me 1082 01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:59,732 nothing happened. 1083 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:02,735 - Could be the leopard's changing his spots. 1084 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:03,692 - Could be. 1085 01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:05,999 Nothing at all? 1086 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,871 - It was the most amazing thing. 1087 01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:09,786 We went back to her place. 1088 01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:11,962 She invited me in. 1089 01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:16,096 Put on some soft music, cracked open a bottle of Moet. 1090 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:16,967 - And? 1091 01:03:19,447 --> 01:03:20,840 - And I left. 1092 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,973 Never happened to me before. 1093 01:03:23,016 --> 01:03:24,235 - You alright? 1094 01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:30,719 - Do I seem like someone who has no moral center? 1095 01:03:30,763 --> 01:03:33,766 - Still crazy about her, aren't you? 1096 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,203 - I can't stop thinking about her. 1097 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,771 - But she busted your chops. 1098 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:39,641 - Yeah. 1099 01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:43,167 Yeah, you bet she did. 1100 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:44,864 - You lost me. 1101 01:03:44,908 --> 01:03:47,824 [speaking Spanish] 1102 01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:50,217 - Have you tried talking to her? 1103 01:03:50,261 --> 01:03:51,697 - Nonstop. 1104 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,177 I mean I can't even get next to the girl, 1105 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,179 her roommates are like guard dogs. 1106 01:03:55,222 --> 01:03:56,310 - But you're a writer. 1107 01:03:56,354 --> 01:03:57,355 Be creative. 1108 01:03:57,398 --> 01:03:59,226 - Easier said than done. 1109 01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:01,533 - Whatever it takes, do it. 1110 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,723 [keyboard clicking] 1111 01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:09,253 [soft music] 1112 01:05:20,264 --> 01:05:23,615 [moves to upbeat music] 1113 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:30,665 - Yes, Detective Steinham, please. 1114 01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:33,103 Yes, it is an emergency. 1115 01:05:33,146 --> 01:05:33,973 Thank you. 1116 01:05:40,632 --> 01:05:43,765 Maxy, hi, oh, sorry to wake you. 1117 01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:46,377 Listen, I'm sorry to bother you but I really need you 1118 01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:48,205 to do something for me. 1119 01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:49,467 Okay. 1120 01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:52,818 You know the bait and tackle shop on PCH? 1121 01:06:27,244 --> 01:06:29,637 - You don't say much, do you? 1122 01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:31,596 That's okay. 1123 01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:35,817 I like a man who's a good listener. 1124 01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:39,082 My grandpa Walt never said much. 1125 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:43,869 And I used to dress up and put on shows for him. 1126 01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:46,915 And he would watch and clap and then he would take me 1127 01:06:46,959 --> 01:06:50,310 fishing and he had boots just like yours. 1128 01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:52,312 I love those boots! 1129 01:06:52,356 --> 01:06:55,011 They remind me of him and summers in Montana, 1130 01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:57,622 that's where I'm from, Montana. 1131 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:04,498 Did you ever see that movie 9 1/2 Weeks? 1132 01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:27,478 [knocking] 1133 01:07:32,918 --> 01:07:34,963 - Detective Steinham. 1134 01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:36,269 - Sorry to bother you, ma'am. 1135 01:07:36,313 --> 01:07:37,966 - Kim, remember? 1136 01:07:38,010 --> 01:07:38,837 - Kim. 1137 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:42,710 See I got a phone call, probably some wacko, 1138 01:07:42,754 --> 01:07:45,278 something about somebody tied up here in that room 1139 01:07:45,322 --> 01:07:47,454 I never searched. 1140 01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:48,325 - How odd. 1141 01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:54,070 Well, come right in and search to your heart's content. 1142 01:08:04,471 --> 01:08:06,734 You know where the room is. 1143 01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:10,434 [romantic music] 1144 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,614 I'll go get you a cup of tea. 1145 01:08:27,886 --> 01:08:29,017 [knocking] 1146 01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:29,888 - Come in. 1147 01:08:34,501 --> 01:08:35,328 - Ma'am. 1148 01:08:36,329 --> 01:08:38,723 Nobody tied up in here. 1149 01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:39,767 - Not today. 1150 01:08:51,605 --> 01:08:54,260 - This must be Tosca's. 1151 01:08:54,304 --> 01:08:56,697 [laughs] 1152 01:08:56,741 --> 01:08:58,221 - I'm so embarrassed. 1153 01:08:58,264 --> 01:09:01,180 Let me get you something to clean that up. 1154 01:09:01,224 --> 01:09:05,315 - Looks like she's just fine after the operation. 1155 01:09:06,794 --> 01:09:08,187 Wait. 1156 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,233 No wait, wait wait wait. 1157 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:14,672 I thought Tosca was a dark haired dog. 1158 01:09:18,763 --> 01:09:21,244 - Traumatic operation. 1159 01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:22,897 Must have aged her. 1160 01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:30,122 - You're gonna have to explain that one to me. 1161 01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:32,603 Over breakfast. 1162 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:48,706 [knocking] 1163 01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:49,881 - Who is it? 1164 01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:50,925 - Delivery. 1165 01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:52,492 Alpha gym. 1166 01:09:52,536 --> 01:09:54,799 10 minutes, that's all I ask, just 10 minutes. 1167 01:09:54,842 --> 01:09:56,061 - Out. 1168 01:09:56,104 --> 01:09:56,975 - Linda, you have to listen to me. 1169 01:09:57,018 --> 01:09:58,498 - I don't have to do anything. 1170 01:09:58,542 --> 01:10:00,979 - Look, I'm trying to talk to you. 1171 01:10:01,022 --> 01:10:02,198 Linda. 1172 01:10:02,241 --> 01:10:03,068 Come on. 1173 01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:04,939 Hey, come here. 1174 01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:06,376 - Get your hands off me. 1175 01:10:06,419 --> 01:10:07,377 Just leave. 1176 01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:08,682 - Five minutes. 1177 01:10:08,726 --> 01:10:10,206 - Not one minute, there is nothing in this world 1178 01:10:10,249 --> 01:10:12,556 that could make me listen to a thing you have to say. 1179 01:10:12,599 --> 01:10:14,819 [blues music] 1180 01:10:14,862 --> 01:10:16,299 - People fuck up. 1181 01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:19,650 Guess it's just human nature. 1182 01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:24,045 And I guess I'm more human than most. 1183 01:10:26,309 --> 01:10:29,137 You know, people can change. 1184 01:10:29,181 --> 01:10:31,183 Oh look, there's the crab house where we had 1185 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,967 our second date. 1186 01:10:33,011 --> 01:10:35,056 You're right, third date. 1187 01:10:48,069 --> 01:10:50,724 - Brian, get me out of this bag! 1188 01:10:56,426 --> 01:10:57,949 Don't touch me! 1189 01:10:57,992 --> 01:10:58,819 Oh god. 1190 01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:03,476 This is really pissing me off. 1191 01:11:05,043 --> 01:11:06,479 Just put me down! 1192 01:11:16,228 --> 01:11:17,751 I told you not to touch me! 1193 01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,362 How dare you? 1194 01:11:19,405 --> 01:11:21,799 What the hell gives you the right to break into my home 1195 01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:24,410 and stuff me into a duffle bag like a load of dirty laundry 1196 01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:26,717 and then brutally force me back to your swinging 1197 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:27,935 bachelor pad? 1198 01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:31,112 - Love. 1199 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,375 - Oh, please! 1200 01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:34,290 You don't even know the meaning of the word. 1201 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,074 Now if you think that you have gotten this caveman 1202 01:11:36,117 --> 01:11:38,119 behavior out of your system, I would like 1203 01:11:38,163 --> 01:11:41,035 to be taken home immediately. 1204 01:11:41,079 --> 01:11:43,255 I said take me home! 1205 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:46,389 Caveman is way too good for you. 1206 01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:49,870 Barney Rubble was 100 times more evolved. 1207 01:11:51,132 --> 01:11:53,874 Brian, this is kidnapping, it's a felony. 1208 01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:55,876 - Well, you should know. 1209 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,139 - Okay, you've got me, I'm your captive. 1210 01:11:58,183 --> 01:11:59,010 Now what? 1211 01:11:59,967 --> 01:12:01,404 - I don't know exactly. 1212 01:12:01,447 --> 01:12:04,320 - Well when you figure it out, you know where I'll be. 1213 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:05,190 - Got it. 1214 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:12,850 Do you know what this is? 1215 01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:14,591 This is my address book. 1216 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:18,246 It means nothing to me, it means less than nothing. 1217 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:20,205 Do you know what this is? 1218 01:12:20,248 --> 01:12:23,077 This is a blazing inferno. 1219 01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:25,471 I am destroying my notebook. 1220 01:12:29,301 --> 01:12:30,128 See? 1221 01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:34,219 Linda. 1222 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:46,100 Still not talking, huh? 1223 01:12:46,144 --> 01:12:49,800 Maybe if you were a little more comfortable. 1224 01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:54,326 Here you go. 1225 01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:02,203 Better? 1226 01:13:11,735 --> 01:13:12,997 Remember these? 1227 01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:18,829 You and me on the big island. 1228 01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:21,658 Do we look like tourists or what? 1229 01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:25,444 Oh now here's one that I know you're not gonna remember 1230 01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:28,273 'cause you happened to be asleep at the time. 1231 01:13:28,316 --> 01:13:30,667 Wow, look at these tan lines. 1232 01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:34,322 Come to think of it looks more like burn lines. 1233 01:13:34,366 --> 01:13:35,759 Don't you think? 1234 01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:36,760 - Brian! 1235 01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:38,152 - She speaks! 1236 01:13:38,196 --> 01:13:39,458 - Who else saw that picture? 1237 01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:41,199 - No one, no one else, I promise, I swear. 1238 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:43,723 Now these two are my favorite. 1239 01:13:46,857 --> 01:13:48,336 Companion pieces. 1240 01:13:49,729 --> 01:13:52,428 [clears throat] 1241 01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:57,171 Remember that day when we hiked for hours up to that 1242 01:13:57,215 --> 01:13:59,957 little grotto with the waterfall? 1243 01:14:02,263 --> 01:14:04,265 I shot you, you shot me. 1244 01:14:10,968 --> 01:14:12,056 - Let me see. 1245 01:14:24,547 --> 01:14:25,983 - I'll be right back. 1246 01:14:26,026 --> 01:14:27,506 Don't go anywhere. 1247 01:14:36,515 --> 01:14:39,475 [Hawaiian music] 1248 01:14:39,518 --> 01:14:41,825 - What are you doing? 1249 01:14:41,868 --> 01:14:43,043 - Where were we? 1250 01:14:43,087 --> 01:14:45,263 Oh, that's right, shh, close your eyes. 1251 01:14:45,306 --> 01:14:46,612 Close your eyes. 1252 01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:51,225 Now we're in Hawaii. 1253 01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:53,750 There are palm trees, and you breathe in deep 1254 01:14:53,793 --> 01:14:55,621 and what do you smell? 1255 01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:57,493 - Coconut. 1256 01:15:05,413 --> 01:15:06,893 Oh no. 1257 01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:07,764 - Oh yes. 1258 01:15:08,765 --> 01:15:09,592 - Oh no. 1259 01:15:13,334 --> 01:15:14,161 Oh no. 1260 01:15:21,473 --> 01:15:23,606 [moaning] 1261 01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,574 It's so hard to trust you. 1262 01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:42,407 - I told you nothing happened with me and that Bliss girl. 1263 01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:44,409 - There were others, weren't there? 1264 01:15:44,452 --> 01:15:46,542 That I didn't know about? 1265 01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:51,372 - Yeah, there were others. 1266 01:15:52,765 --> 01:15:56,682 That was before I realized that I was sick in love with you. 1267 01:15:58,162 --> 01:16:00,643 - So you honestly think you're ready to make a commitment 1268 01:16:00,686 --> 01:16:03,036 to something more permanent? 1269 01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:06,997 - Wait a second. 1270 01:16:13,351 --> 01:16:15,571 [phone rings] 1271 01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:17,747 - [Voicemail] Hi, this is Brian Hartley. 1272 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:21,707 And I'm not available to, wait a second, yes I am. 1273 01:16:21,751 --> 01:16:23,013 I am available. 1274 01:16:24,623 --> 01:16:27,234 The rumors of my engagement have been greatly exaggerated. 1275 01:16:27,278 --> 01:16:28,758 I am a free man. 1276 01:16:28,801 --> 01:16:30,150 Free at last. 1277 01:16:30,194 --> 01:16:32,022 Disentangled, untied-- 1278 01:16:35,503 --> 01:16:39,638 - I left that message the day I got home. 1279 01:16:39,682 --> 01:16:40,857 I was out of my mind. 1280 01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:43,686 - Untie me, I wanna go home. 1281 01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,383 - Linda, I swear. 1282 01:16:45,426 --> 01:16:46,427 - Let me go. 1283 01:16:49,909 --> 01:16:52,085 - Do you want a ride home? 1284 01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:05,577 This is Brian Hartley, and to whom it may concern, 1285 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:09,755 I am madly and passionately, desperately, and exclusively 1286 01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:14,673 in love with Linda. 1287 01:17:26,076 --> 01:17:28,644 [blues music] 1288 01:17:59,762 --> 01:18:02,460 - Great job on the article, man. 1289 01:18:13,776 --> 01:18:15,603 - What are you doing? 1290 01:18:15,647 --> 01:18:17,562 - Cleaning out my desk. 1291 01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:21,261 After blowing the assignment and missing an entire 1292 01:18:21,305 --> 01:18:23,307 week of work I figured I was fired. 1293 01:18:23,350 --> 01:18:26,876 - Honey, trust me, when I fire you, you will know it. 1294 01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:28,834 Nah, we just gonna consider that last week 1295 01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:31,010 squandered vacation time. 1296 01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:35,362 I got you a new assignment. 1297 01:18:35,406 --> 01:18:39,323 I want you to find LA's best bed and breakfast. 1298 01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:43,936 [funky music] 1299 01:18:45,329 --> 01:18:46,765 - You look dreadful. 1300 01:18:46,809 --> 01:18:48,941 - Yeah, well you look pretty spiffy yourself. 1301 01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:50,290 - Taking it out on me, Brian? 1302 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:51,335 - Sorry. 1303 01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:52,902 Where's Maxy? 1304 01:18:52,945 --> 01:18:54,730 - He's over there. 1305 01:18:54,773 --> 01:18:56,732 Trying out his new style. 1306 01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:57,602 - Thanks. 1307 01:18:58,951 --> 01:18:59,865 Max. 1308 01:18:59,909 --> 01:19:00,910 - Hey. 1309 01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:02,955 - Dude, happening head gear. 1310 01:19:02,999 --> 01:19:04,870 - It belonged to Walt, Sharon's grandfather. 1311 01:19:04,914 --> 01:19:06,002 - No kidding. 1312 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:09,832 Sharon, I've been meaning to tell you, 1313 01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:11,703 I don't know anyone in show business. 1314 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,704 I'm sorry. 1315 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:13,749 - I know Brian. 1316 01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:14,837 - You do? 1317 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:15,838 - Yeah. 1318 01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:16,752 It's okay. 1319 01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:20,451 He's got those boots. 1320 01:19:21,539 --> 01:19:23,802 - Oh, good for you. 1321 01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:24,672 - Hey JJ. 1322 01:19:26,544 --> 01:19:28,154 Take a look at Max. 1323 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,767 Never seen him look so happy. 1324 01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,029 - We should go. 1325 01:19:33,072 --> 01:19:34,030 You wanna join us? 1326 01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:34,900 - Um. 1327 01:19:36,946 --> 01:19:38,817 Fifth wheel, I think I'm just gonna get a drink 1328 01:19:38,861 --> 01:19:40,253 and probably go home. 1329 01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:41,820 But go, enjoy yourselves. 1330 01:19:41,864 --> 01:19:42,690 - Bye. 1331 01:20:18,901 --> 01:20:20,990 - So you here for the other pit? 1332 01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:22,600 - A few days ago the idea of doing anything 1333 01:20:22,643 --> 01:20:24,732 to improve the quality of your life would have been 1334 01:20:24,776 --> 01:20:28,127 at the very bottom of my list of things to do. 1335 01:20:28,171 --> 01:20:29,389 - I'm stunned. 1336 01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:31,478 - Can the sarcasm. 1337 01:20:31,522 --> 01:20:35,700 I am trying to help you, and that is not easy for me to do. 1338 01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:45,753 Get your ass down to the beach house. 1339 01:20:45,797 --> 01:20:49,932 I can't take another second of that hideous Hawaiian music. 1340 01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:51,237 Catch my drift? 1341 01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:58,549 By the way, he's taking me home to meet the dogs. 1342 01:21:09,299 --> 01:21:11,823 [blues music] 1343 01:21:27,578 --> 01:21:29,885 [knocking] 1344 01:21:30,929 --> 01:21:32,931 - Linda, open up. 1345 01:21:32,975 --> 01:21:35,978 I know you're there, I saw your car. 1346 01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:40,460 Linda, are you okay? 1347 01:22:01,742 --> 01:22:04,223 [dog barking] 1348 01:22:08,010 --> 01:22:08,836 Get off! 1349 01:22:10,099 --> 01:22:11,752 Down boy. 1350 01:22:11,796 --> 01:22:14,364 Ow, ow, come on, be a good dog. 1351 01:22:15,669 --> 01:22:16,888 - What are you doing? 1352 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,890 Can't you just knock like a normal person? 1353 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,240 - I did but nobody answered. 1354 01:22:22,372 --> 01:22:26,028 Think you could just kind of make it go away? 1355 01:22:42,174 --> 01:22:43,610 New dog, huh? 1356 01:22:43,654 --> 01:22:44,742 - It's Kim's. 1357 01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:47,701 - Very friendly animal. 1358 01:22:47,745 --> 01:22:49,616 - She doesn't know you. 1359 01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:55,579 - Changed the message. 1360 01:22:57,059 --> 01:22:57,929 - I know. 1361 01:22:58,930 --> 01:23:00,062 - You do? 1362 01:23:00,105 --> 01:23:01,019 - I called. 1363 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:02,803 I hung up. 1364 01:23:04,892 --> 01:23:06,068 About 20 times. 1365 01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:10,072 [soft music] 1366 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,638 - Well I meant it. 1367 01:23:12,857 --> 01:23:15,816 But I'll change it if you want me to. 1368 01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:18,036 - Don't. 1369 01:23:22,301 --> 01:23:25,043 - Linda, I know I have to change. 1370 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:31,267 - Yeah. 1371 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:37,577 Yeah. 1372 01:23:40,450 --> 01:23:42,539 I need time to forgive you and I don't even know 1373 01:23:42,582 --> 01:23:43,409 if I can. 1374 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:48,936 - Well. 1375 01:23:51,809 --> 01:23:53,376 I got this for you. 1376 01:23:55,813 --> 01:23:58,598 And I want you to keep it anyway. 1377 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:04,213 And just know that my feelings for you aren't gonna change. 1378 01:24:04,256 --> 01:24:05,779 I'll wait for you. 1379 01:24:08,608 --> 01:24:10,436 - I'll think about it. 1380 01:24:12,569 --> 01:24:13,396 - Okay. 1381 01:24:16,268 --> 01:24:18,096 - I've changed, Brian. 1382 01:24:19,619 --> 01:24:21,578 Are you ready for that? 1383 01:24:22,883 --> 01:24:23,710 - Yes. 1384 01:24:26,322 --> 01:24:30,108 - I might need to tie you up once in a while. 1385 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:33,198 [laughing] 1386 01:24:40,597 --> 01:24:43,078 How do you like the new knots? 1387 01:24:45,776 --> 01:24:47,865 - God I've missed you. 1388 01:24:47,908 --> 01:24:48,735 - Shh. 1389 01:24:50,259 --> 01:24:53,697 I just want you to lie there and shut up. 1390 01:25:20,854 --> 01:25:24,771 If you close your eyes it's almost like Hawaii. 1391 01:25:31,778 --> 01:25:34,346 - Maybe put on some of that Hawaiian music. 1392 01:25:34,390 --> 01:25:36,783 - I don't have any Hawaiian music. 1393 01:25:36,827 --> 01:25:37,828 - You don't? 1394 01:25:38,959 --> 01:25:39,786 But Kim-- 1395 01:25:55,019 --> 01:25:57,674 [soulful music] 1396 01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:17,259 ♪ Just you 1397 01:26:18,695 --> 01:26:20,871 ♪ Just me 1398 01:26:22,307 --> 01:26:25,484 ♪ That's all I want 1399 01:26:25,528 --> 01:26:28,531 ♪ That's all I need 1400 01:26:29,532 --> 01:26:32,926 ♪ When we're together 1401 01:26:32,970 --> 01:26:35,712 ♪ I feel so free 1402 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,454 ♪ Just you 1403 01:26:38,497 --> 01:26:40,673 ♪ Just me 1404 01:26:43,372 --> 01:26:45,722 ♪ There was a time 1405 01:26:45,765 --> 01:26:48,942 ♪ When I was so blind 1406 01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:55,514 ♪ And I just could not see 1407 01:26:57,864 --> 01:27:00,998 ♪ But oh you came along 1408 01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:04,480 ♪ And you played my song 1409 01:27:04,523 --> 01:27:08,484 ♪ And as I began to sing along 1410 01:27:11,878 --> 01:27:15,926 ♪ Together we make sweet harmony 1411 01:27:19,364 --> 01:27:21,758 ♪ Just like 1412 01:27:21,801 --> 01:27:25,240 ♪ It was all meant to be 1413 01:27:26,937 --> 01:27:29,244 ♪ Just you 1414 01:27:30,332 --> 01:27:32,508 ♪ Just me 1415 01:27:34,205 --> 01:27:37,600 ♪ That's all I want 1416 01:27:37,643 --> 01:27:41,299 ♪ That's all I need 1417 01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:44,476 ♪ When we make love 1418 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,566 ♪ I feel so free 1419 01:27:47,610 --> 01:27:50,265 ♪ Just you 1420 01:27:50,308 --> 01:27:52,441 ♪ Just me 1421 01:27:54,921 --> 01:27:57,359 ♪ Now I know 1422 01:27:59,056 --> 01:28:02,842 ♪ How it feels inside 1423 01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:07,064 ♪ To share a love we don't have to hide 1424 01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:12,025 ♪ And to know 1425 01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:15,246 ♪ When I'm not strong 1426 01:28:16,508 --> 01:28:20,686 ♪ You are always there for me to lean on 1427 01:28:23,907 --> 01:28:26,910 ♪ In love together 1428 01:28:26,953 --> 01:28:30,609 ♪ The way it's supposed to be 1429 01:28:30,653 --> 01:28:33,656 ♪ Facing my reality 1430 01:28:38,487 --> 01:28:42,665 ♪ No mountain is too high for us to climb 1431 01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:48,410 ♪ Together 1432 01:28:48,453 --> 01:28:50,760 ♪ Together 1433 01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:56,113 ♪ No no no river is too wide for us to cross 1434 01:28:58,724 --> 01:29:01,510 ♪ Together 1435 01:29:01,553 --> 01:29:03,816 ♪ Together 1436 01:29:05,557 --> 01:29:07,820 ♪ Together 1437 01:29:09,605 --> 01:29:11,911 ♪ Just you 1438 01:29:13,260 --> 01:29:15,393 ♪ Just me 1439 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:20,398 ♪ In love together 1440 01:29:20,442 --> 01:29:23,923 ♪ The way it's supposed to be 1441 01:29:23,967 --> 01:29:27,579 ♪ When we make love 1442 01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:31,148 ♪ I feel completely free 1443 01:29:31,191 --> 01:29:33,759 ♪ Just you 1444 01:29:33,803 --> 01:29:35,979 ♪ Just me 1445 01:29:38,111 --> 01:29:40,375 ♪ Just you 1446 01:29:41,463 --> 01:29:43,639 ♪ Just me 1447 01:29:45,902 --> 01:29:48,470 ♪ That's all I want 1448 01:29:48,513 --> 01:29:52,387 ♪ And that's all I need 1449 01:29:52,430 --> 01:29:55,477 ♪ When we make love 1450 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:58,305 ♪ I feel so free 91194