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(EU , name)
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[Woman Moaning]
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How do you want me?
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[Man] Oh, that's good. Yeah, just... Just get comfortable.
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[Woman Chuckles]
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I'm a little nervous.
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You're doing great.
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[Camera Winding, Clicking]
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A little to the right there, gorgeous.
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- Okay. Like this? - Oh, that a girl.
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[Chuckles]
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[Man Chuckles]
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Yeah. Okay.
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[Girl] - You ready? - Yeah.
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[Laughing] - You're blushing, Dorothy. - Don't blush, Kathy.
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Oh, Kathy.
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Okay, and big smile.
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[Girl's Voice]
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Kathy Regan.
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[Shutter Clicks] I will always remember...
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...the game against Fairfield.
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That one final kick.
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State champion, senior year.
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[Boy's Voice] Hunter McCaffrey.
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I will always remember...
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...all the great times with the dirty dozen...
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...and macking all the honeys.
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Cindy K. Tina B.
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Michelle H. Goddamn!
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[Boy #2] Just too many to remember.
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I'll always remember lacrosse champions.
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All the glory days with the boys.
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[Boy #3] I will always remember...
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...the math-club madmen...
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...making the perfect fake ID's...
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...which lasted six seconds
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[Boy #4 , Boy] - Troy Cochran. - Troy Cochran.
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- Troy gives good head. - Fuck you!
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I'll always remember...
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[Yells] Seniors!
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...the senior prank.
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[Pop, Air Hissing]
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[Dance Rock]
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[Continues]
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[Ends]
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[Boy #5] Matthew Kidman. I will always remember...
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[Chattering] YEARBOOK MEMORIES FORM SENIORS ONLY!
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MATTHEW KIDMAN I'll always remember...
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Yeah, well, I told you I wanted to try out.
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[Man] We'd like to honor a student...
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...who has shown outstanding leadership.
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We have no doubt that he will be one...
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...of the great politicians in Washington.
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Georgetown UNIVERSITY
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The award for the brightest leader...
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...of tomorrow, Matthew Kidman.
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- I'm in! I'm in! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Georgetown! They gave it to you!
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[Alternative Ballad]
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[Ticking]
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[Laughing]
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[Ends]
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[Bell Ringing]
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[Sighs , Boy]
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Hey, Jenny.
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Yeah, dude, come on.
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SENIOR PROM DO YOU HAVE THE FEVER?
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- Do you have the fever? - No.
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Why? Do you?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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How about you?
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I just gotta fuck something.
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I said, everybody say, Ho!
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You know what I say?
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I say, this prom is gonna be off the hook! Do you feel me?
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Security's gonna be tight. Get wasted before you show up.
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That's enough!
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That's enough. I can wait.
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I can wait, people.
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Now, it is your student-council president...
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...who has a few announcements to make.
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Thanks, Mr. Salinger.
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[Scattered Clapping] All right, how you doing?
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Okay, let's start off with Operation Get Samnang.
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Sam Young, baby!
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[Cheering]
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Yeah.
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Well, we did it. We raised the 25,000 dollars...
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...so now we can bring the genius Samnang out of Cambodia...
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...and bring him here to study at Westport.
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Speaking of which, Samnang sent us a new tape.
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[Cheering] Show that shit!
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Show it!
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Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.
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Sam Young!
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I am very excited to be coming soon. Are you excited?
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I told my class that I am coming to America. They were sad.
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[Boy] I am so happy.
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- I wanna bang you! - Go, Cougars!
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[Boy] How do they just skip class every day and go to the beach?
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Because they just don't care.
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Let's go with them.
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- Seriously, let's just do it. - Why?
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Because, I mean, we never do anything.
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I mean, we're graduating. We should be going nuts right now.
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Let's just do something.
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I am doing something, I'm going to class.
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Klitz, you already got into Yale.
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I mean, it doesn't matter anymore.
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Yeah, Klitz, you pussy.
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- Well, why don't you go? - Yeah, come on. Let's go.
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Beach is for fags, man.
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- The beach is for fags? - Yeah.
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You know what? You guys are fags.
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[Yelling]
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Everyone to the beach!
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Let's go! Lock them and load them, dude.
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WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL
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Fuck it.
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[Engine Starts]
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[Hooting, Cheering]
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[Man On Stereo] SCHOOL SECURITY
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Personal power means the ability to act...
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...the ability to take action.
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STOP CHECK-OUT WITH SECURITY
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Three steps to personal power are necessary for results.
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Here's number one step to personal power.
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It's called energy. Energy.
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When you wake up feeling really lethargic, really lousy...
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...do you usually jump up and go-?
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[Yelling]
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Oh, shit.
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[Siren Wailing]
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Hey! Pull it over!
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Pull it over! Pull-
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[Gasps]
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[Woman]
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Oh, well, you're home early.
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I postponed yearbook. I gotta work on my speech
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- Hi, Mr. Peterson. - Mr. President.
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- Mrs. Peterson. - Congratulations.
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- Oh, thank you. - Congratulations. Georgetown.
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Wow, you must be flying.
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It's cool.
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What's the speech you're working on?
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Oh, it's for this scholarship I need to get so I can...
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...actually go to Georgetown.
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It's pretty expensive.
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What kind of scholarship is it?
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What do they give it for?
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It's for the student who best demonstrates moral fiber.
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Oh, moral fiber. Well, that's-
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[Mrs. Peterson] - Oh, I'm sure you'll get it. - Thanks. I mean, I hope so.
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I mean, there's some stiff Competition...
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...and they only pick one of us...
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...so I'll just have to blow them away with my speech.
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Okay, so why do I deserve this scholarship?
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1. MAKE EYE CONTACT 2. BE CHARMING 3. JFK!
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...can do for you but what you can do...
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John F. Kennedy once said, Ask not what
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[Alternative]
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[Ends , Matthew]
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Look, I don't know who she is.
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I'm just saying that this girl was unbelievable.
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I mean, she was like this angel.
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I mean, she had this smile. I mean, you should have seen it.
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- So did you bang her? - Oh, yeah, yeah. I banged her.
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That's what a man does, okay?
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- Yeah. Okay, Eli. - Good.
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Oh, my God. She's so hot.
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- What channel, dude? - No, the girl next door.
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I can see her through my window.
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How's the rack?
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- God, who is this girl? - How's the rack?
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- Hold on. Relax. - No. You relax.
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[Matthew] Be a man and go over there.
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Okay. Say what?
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I don't know. Get off your ass and do something. Fuck!
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[Moaning]
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- Hey, what are you doing? - What?
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Hey, dude, seriously, I told you...
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...it really freaks me out when you watch that while...
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...you're talking to me.
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Just learn to like it.
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Oh, my God.
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What? Matt, what?
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[Phone Beeps Off] Matt!
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[Rings, Beeps On]
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[Beeps Off] Dude, what the fuck?
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[Front Door Opens]
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[Footsteps Approaching On Sidewalk]
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[Doorbell Rings]
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[Mrs. Kidman , Woman] - Yes? - I'm sorry.
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[Continues, Indistinct]
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[Mr. Kidman] - Dan. - What's going on?
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[Mr. Kidman] Matthew!
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Matthew, come down here.
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- What are you doing up there? - Nothing.
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Come down here.
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[Mrs. Kidman]
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This is Danielle.
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You know Mrs. Clark from next door. Danielle's her niece.
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Danielle just told us something very interesting.
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[Mrs. Kidman]
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Mrs. Clark is in Africa for two weeks with her church group.
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Did you know that?
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Anyway, Danielle just came in from Los Angeles...
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...and she's housesitting while her aunt's away.
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Why don't you show her around.
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[Tires Screech] Such a long road, you know.
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- What are we doing? - Did you like what you saw?
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What are you talking about?
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Okay, I saw you for, like, an instant.
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- An instant? - Yeah.
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It was no big deal.
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No, no, it was- It was a big deal, but it's just that...
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I didn't...
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I'm sorry.
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So, what are we gonna do about this?
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I mean, I said I was sorry.
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What?
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You saw me...
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Yeah, right, like I'm gonna strip right here?
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Are you serious?
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No.
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No. No, never gonna happen.
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[Horn Blares] The whole package.
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No, come on, this is good enough.
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Jesus! Come on, will you relax?
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[Chuckles]
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Frigging psycho.
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There. You happy now?
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[Tires Squeal]
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Yep.
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Hey! Wait!
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No!
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Jesus. Sorry.
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[Alternative]
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[Chuckles]
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You're an asshole. It's not funny.
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[Ends] It's a little funny.
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[Laughing]
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Come on.
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Let me in. Let me in.
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[Chuckling]
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It's not funny.
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It's a little funny.
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[Rock]
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[Ends]
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So, what else do you do besides torture people?
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- Seriously, what's your story? - I don't know.
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I kind of just quit my job.
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I want to start over. Maybe go to college.
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So are you here alone or what?
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- What? - Just ask.
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[Chuckles Nervously]
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No.
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Aren't you gonna ask me if I have a girlfriend?
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No. 01:18:45.04:18:46.13 Okay.
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So you're about to graduate. You must be going nuts right now.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's just been off the hook, you know?
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- Really? - Yeah.
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00:19:02,152 --> 00:19:04,654
So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
266
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:07,365
Oh, I mean, it's hard to tell, you know, because we-
267
00:19:07,366 --> 00:19:10,451
I've just done so much nuts stuff. I mean...
268
00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:13,538
It's just off the hook, off the walls. I mean...
269
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:16,699
You haven't done anything, have you?
270
00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:18,556
No.
271
00:19:19,545 --> 00:19:22,547
It's kind of- It's kind of been my problem lately.
272
00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:25,708
Come on, there's gotta be something.
273
00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:28,379
What about your girlfriend?
274
00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:31,564
Okay.
275
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,059
We can figure this out. You just need a girl.
276
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:37,140
What kind of girl?
277
00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:40,774
[Chuckles] Definitely someone cute.
278
00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:42,435
Definitely.
279
00:19:43,445 --> 00:19:46,305
[Laughs] Someone who can make him laugh.
280
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:52,161
But he also needs someone who's gonna push him.
281
00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:54,163
Someone who's gonna make him do...
282
00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:56,874
...things he never thought he could do.
283
00:19:56,875 --> 00:20:00,455
Like stripping in the middle of the street?
284
00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:25,963
- Well, thanks for the ride. - No problem.
285
00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:34,791
Well...
286
00:20:36,374 --> 00:20:38,166
...good night.
287
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,827
Good night.
288
00:20:44,757 --> 00:20:47,557
Good night? What are you, gay?
289
00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:51,137
- I would have nailed her. - Ok, you wouldn't have nailed her.
290
00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:53,640
- Whatever, dude. - And, you know, secondly...
291
00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:56,559
...you know, the vibe was not right.
292
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,064
The vibe wasn't right? She comes to your house and makes you strip.
293
00:21:00,065 --> 00:21:03,567
What does she have to do, sit on your face?
294
00:21:03,568 --> 00:21:05,468
[Groans] Come on, bitch.
295
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:13,160
All right, you all have this graph, correct?
296
00:21:13,161 --> 00:21:15,841
Good. Let's move along then.
297
00:21:15,872 --> 00:21:17,665
Now, it's a very simple equation here.
298
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:20,826
Somebody give me the answer to this.
299
00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:26,757
All right, if no one knows the answer to this...
300
00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:31,418
Looking at this calculation, what does this make us think of?
301
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:36,930
Questions on this?
302
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,164
[Alternative]
303
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:49,200
[Tires Squeal , Danielle Squeals]
304
00:21:51,412 --> 00:21:52,892
[Laughing]
305
00:22:00,756 --> 00:22:02,296
[Continues]
306
00:22:03,171 --> 00:22:06,991
Good news, ladies and gentlemen. Pop-quiz time.
307
00:22:36,595 --> 00:22:38,135
[Continues]
308
00:22:47,173 --> 00:22:49,733
[Ends , No Audible Dialogue]
309
00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:54,555
That's Samnang Sok. He's this complete genius.
310
00:22:54,556 --> 00:22:56,641
So we raised all this money for him...
311
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,976
...to come here and study at our school.
312
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:02,137
- Who's we? - Well, I mean, I did...
313
00:23:02,357 --> 00:23:05,567
...but he could be the next Einstein, you know.
314
00:23:05,568 --> 00:23:08,428
You know, he could cure cancer.
315
00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:17,494
Let's go.
316
00:23:22,252 --> 00:23:24,752
[Chuckles] So, what do you wanna do?
317
00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:28,765
What?
318
00:23:31,761 --> 00:23:34,054
[Chuckles] I'm not stripping again.
319
00:23:34,055 --> 00:23:35,535
Come on.
320
00:23:50,156 --> 00:23:51,696
[Whispers] Danielle!
321
00:23:53,284 --> 00:23:56,024
Come on. Where are you going?
322
00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:11,468
Hey, come on, let's get out of here.
323
00:24:11,469 --> 00:24:13,845
How do you know no one's home?
324
00:24:13,846 --> 00:24:15,680
- I don't. - Come on.
325
00:24:15,681 --> 00:24:18,121
Seriously, this is nuts.
326
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,070
[Splash]
327
00:24:28,653 --> 00:24:30,313
Oh, boxers.
328
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,580
[Giggling]
329
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,820
So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
330
00:24:53,679 --> 00:24:56,059
This is right up there.
331
00:25:08,069 --> 00:25:09,729
Oh, my God.
332
00:25:12,865 --> 00:25:14,866
- That's Mr. Salinger. - Who?
333
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:18,327
That's my principal. Seriously, let's go.
334
00:25:18,663 --> 00:25:22,063
- It's not funny. - It's a little funny.
335
00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:25,116
Hey.
336
00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:30,007
Just go with it.
337
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,625
[Matthew Laughing]
338
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,958
[Man And Woman Moaning On TV]
339
00:25:50,446 --> 00:25:53,573
Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you.
340
00:25:53,574 --> 00:25:55,954
Dude, learn to like it.
341
00:25:56,114 --> 00:25:57,954
[Doorbell Rings]
342
00:26:01,373 --> 00:26:03,993
I'm all wet. Can I come in?
343
00:26:07,226 --> 00:26:08,706
[Laughing]
344
00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:12,645
Hey, guys. This is Danielle.
345
00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:16,425
You must be Eli. And Klitz. Right.
346
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,765
Hey, come on, we're all going out.
347
00:26:18,766 --> 00:26:23,726
- Can I use your bathroom first? - Oh, it's over here to the left.
348
00:26:23,611 --> 00:26:25,091
[Chuckles]
349
00:26:29,569 --> 00:26:31,589
- Dude. - I know.
350
00:26:32,447 --> 00:26:33,747
Dude.
351
00:26:34,449 --> 00:26:35,869
[Rap Rock] I know.
352
00:26:44,901 --> 00:26:47,281
[Continues , All Yelling]
353
00:26:51,383 --> 00:26:53,675
- Dude, what are we doing here? - Yeah, I know.
354
00:26:53,676 --> 00:26:55,177
Guys, seriously, it's gonna get...
355
00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:58,698
...broken up, like, any second now, right?
356
00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:00,148
Guys?
357
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:03,159
[Glass Shatters]
358
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:04,928
[Continues]
359
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,940
- Get the fuck out of here! - Sorry.
360
00:27:27,461 --> 00:27:28,641
[Ends] Go.
361
00:27:29,964 --> 00:27:33,049
- So, what do you wanna do? - Let's just chill.
362
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:34,590
Hi, guys.
363
00:27:36,887 --> 00:27:40,265
- Is this your party? - No, it's a friend of mine's.
364
00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:42,684
- I'm Hunter. - Danielle.
365
00:27:42,685 --> 00:27:44,645
This is Matthew.
366
00:27:44,687 --> 00:27:47,564
- Hey, Matt, what's up? - What's up?
367
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:49,775
Can I get you something to drink?
368
00:27:49,776 --> 00:27:51,277
- Yeah. - Hey, man, what's up?
369
00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:53,279
- Can you come here for a second? - Yeah.
370
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,960
No, it's cool. They're pals.
371
00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:57,783
What's up?
372
00:27:57,784 --> 00:28:00,578
Yeah, man, this party's getting kind of full, bro.
373
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:04,165
- Yeah, so? - So you're gonna have to take off.
374
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,186
- Really? - Yeah.
375
00:28:08,378 --> 00:28:11,238
Okay, but I'm with her. I mean-
376
00:28:11,381 --> 00:28:14,841
Oh, it's cool, dude. She's taken care of.
377
00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:19,699
There's the door.
378
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,431
[Boy]
379
00:28:43,873 --> 00:28:45,353
Yo, man!
380
00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:48,460
When's Samsung getting here?
381
00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:50,541
- Samnang. - Yeah!
382
00:28:51,756 --> 00:28:53,382
I love him.
383
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:57,563
Dude, I'm gonna do that little guy when he gets here.
384
00:28:57,762 --> 00:28:59,062
Hard.
385
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,350
Cool, dude. I'm sure he'll like that.
386
00:29:03,351 --> 00:29:04,951
Sam Young!
387
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,082
Excuse me.
388
00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,895
- Dude. - I know.
389
00:29:29,982 --> 00:29:31,342
[Ballad]
390
00:29:40,828 --> 00:29:42,068
[Ends]
391
00:29:47,635 --> 00:29:48,875
[Rock]
392
00:30:03,486 --> 00:30:04,726
[Ends]
393
00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:12,248
- What? - You're coming with me. Right now.
394
00:30:12,964 --> 00:30:15,524
Everybody out. Let's move.
395
00:30:15,266 --> 00:30:16,626
[Growls]
396
00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:24,154
I said out, minions! Move! Move! Faster, you little maggots.
397
00:30:26,853 --> 00:30:30,013
- So how's everything going? - Fine.
398
00:30:30,065 --> 00:30:32,858
Is everything, you know, okay at home?
399
00:30:32,859 --> 00:30:34,819
All right, what?
400
00:30:35,154 --> 00:30:37,155
Perhaps you should have a seat.
401
00:30:37,156 --> 00:30:39,776
Perhaps you should bite me.
402
00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:41,639
Perhaps.
403
00:30:44,872 --> 00:30:46,472
Matthew...
404
00:30:46,582 --> 00:30:49,793
...we live in a crazy, mixed-up world.
405
00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:52,534
Crazy, but, oh, so beautiful.
406
00:31:00,282 --> 00:31:01,702
[Yelling]
407
00:31:11,273 --> 00:31:13,566
Excellent, grasshopper.
408
00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:17,207
And now for the final task of your training.
409
00:31:21,493 --> 00:31:25,788
You're gonna need a harder piece of wood than that, cowboy.
410
00:31:25,789 --> 00:31:28,709
- That's not her. - Yeah, it is.
411
00:31:35,787 --> 00:31:37,207
[Moaning]
412
00:31:37,759 --> 00:31:40,019
- Oh, no. - Oh, yeah.
413
00:31:43,029 --> 00:31:44,449
[Moaning]
414
00:31:49,855 --> 00:31:53,675
Matt! Matt! Dude, you're missing the best part.
415
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,020
Fuck! Fuck!
416
00:31:59,157 --> 00:32:00,991
Settle down, tiger. I know. I know.
417
00:32:00,992 --> 00:32:03,285
It's not funny. Seriously, get away from me.
418
00:32:03,286 --> 00:32:05,871
- Dude, don't mess this up. - Mess what up?
419
00:32:05,872 --> 00:32:07,789
Matt, she's a porn star, okay?
420
00:32:07,790 --> 00:32:10,792
Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast.
421
00:32:10,793 --> 00:32:12,669
Eli, I like this girl.
422
00:32:12,670 --> 00:32:16,089
And you can still like her with your penis inside her.
423
00:32:14,864 --> 00:32:17,064
[Scoffs , Girl Groans]
424
00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:18,467
I'm telling you, you're gonna regret this.
425
00:32:18,468 --> 00:32:20,886
What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
426
00:32:20,887 --> 00:32:23,055
Eli, I'm never gonna see her again.
427
00:32:23,056 --> 00:32:24,473
Oh, you know what? Fine.
428
00:32:24,474 --> 00:32:26,374
- Fine. - Fine!
429
00:32:26,684 --> 00:32:27,976
Goddamn it, Matt.
430
00:32:27,977 --> 00:32:31,271
I swear to God, if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself!
431
00:32:31,272 --> 00:32:35,392
Matt, please. Please, Matt. Fuck her for me. For me!
432
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,913
[Laughing]
433
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,746
- Oh, Marci, you're so funny. - Oh, thanks.
434
00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:55,086
[Laughing]
435
00:32:54,797 --> 00:32:57,590
- I just saw you naked. - What?
436
00:32:57,591 --> 00:33:00,259
Don't worry, honey, you were only 2 days old.
437
00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:02,595
- Let's see what else we have. - Why are you here?
438
00:33:02,596 --> 00:33:04,972
I just came here to say hi.
439
00:33:04,973 --> 00:33:06,153
Hi.
440
00:33:11,259 --> 00:33:12,679
[Moaning]
441
00:33:17,069 --> 00:33:18,729
[Danielle] Hey, buddy.
442
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,366
- That one's the best. - It is. He looks so adorable.
443
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,660
He looks really- Oh, that's such a good one.
444
00:33:24,661 --> 00:33:27,941
- Here you go, Danielle. - Oh, thanks.
445
00:33:28,978 --> 00:33:30,758
[Zipper Unzips]
446
00:33:35,296 --> 00:33:37,756
[Mr. Kidman] - Thattagirl. - This is a cute one.
447
00:33:37,757 --> 00:33:40,017
Oh, who's your daddy?
448
00:33:40,093 --> 00:33:43,470
So you were going to school in Los Angeles?
449
00:33:43,471 --> 00:33:46,473
For a while. But then I started working on other things.
450
00:33:46,474 --> 00:33:48,914
Oh, what kind of things?
451
00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,855
Let me show you.
452
00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:58,242
[Whimpering]
453
00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:02,850
[Yelps] Jesus!
454
00:34:07,371 --> 00:34:10,457
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I don't know, I...
455
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:12,718
I don't feel so good.
456
00:34:16,797 --> 00:34:20,077
What can I do to make you feel better?
457
00:34:20,335 --> 00:34:22,775
[Danielle's Voice Moaning]
458
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:27,240
[Moaning , Matthew Moaning]
459
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,274
I think I'm feeling a lot better now.
460
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:39,778
- We can go out another night. - No, we're going out tonight.
461
00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:42,159
- You sure? - Positive.
462
00:34:46,161 --> 00:34:49,163
- I don't know if I can do this. - Yes, you can.
463
00:34:49,164 --> 00:34:51,604
But tonight, be the man.
464
00:34:52,584 --> 00:34:55,878
First off, act like you don't even like her.
465
00:34:55,879 --> 00:34:57,659
- Hey. - Hey.
466
00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:02,193
Second, get her drunk. Really drunk, okay?
467
00:35:03,595 --> 00:35:07,535
That way the true porn star will come out in her.
468
00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:12,276
Here, I... I got us something.
469
00:35:15,982 --> 00:35:17,462
[Laughs] Bourbon?
470
00:35:18,193 --> 00:35:21,696
- Are you trying to get me drunk? - No, what?
471
00:35:21,697 --> 00:35:25,397
- I thought you like to rock. - Like to rock?
472
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,720
[Eli] Last and most important...
473
00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:31,373
...always be touching her, Matt.
474
00:35:31,374 --> 00:35:35,314
That tells her you came here to get down tonight.
475
00:35:35,718 --> 00:35:37,198
[Chuckles]
476
00:35:37,797 --> 00:35:39,877
What are we doing?
477
00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:42,807
Just chilling.
478
00:35:46,973 --> 00:35:48,573
Hey, look.
479
00:35:49,392 --> 00:35:51,352
MOTEL Glen Capri
480
00:35:53,479 --> 00:35:56,099
Maybe we should get a room.
481
00:36:00,194 --> 00:36:01,494
Okay.
482
00:36:08,662 --> 00:36:10,322
Here it is.
483
00:36:13,593 --> 00:36:14,893
[Beeps]
484
00:36:29,683 --> 00:36:32,423
This is- This is really nice.
485
00:36:32,978 --> 00:36:34,158
TV.
486
00:36:35,397 --> 00:36:37,357
Air conditioner.
487
00:36:37,691 --> 00:36:40,131
Got a little lamp there.
488
00:36:40,778 --> 00:36:42,618
Is that Monet?
489
00:36:46,868 --> 00:36:48,168
What?
490
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:53,019
- What are you thinking? - What are you thinking?
491
00:36:55,293 --> 00:36:57,073
I don't know.
492
00:37:06,888 --> 00:37:09,148
Do you wanna fuck me?
493
00:37:16,064 --> 00:37:17,664
Come here.
494
00:37:35,501 --> 00:37:37,641
How do you want me?
495
00:37:38,796 --> 00:37:41,176
Why are you doing this?
496
00:37:41,465 --> 00:37:42,765
What?
497
00:37:43,801 --> 00:37:45,101
This.
498
00:37:47,263 --> 00:37:49,763
Isn't this what you want?
499
00:37:50,182 --> 00:37:53,702
To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room?
500
00:37:58,190 --> 00:38:01,110
So this is what you think of me.
501
00:38:03,195 --> 00:38:05,363
- Danielle, wait. I'm sorry. - Let me guess.
502
00:38:05,364 --> 00:38:07,199
You saw a tape, and you thought:
503
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,702
What the hell? She does it for a living, right?
504
00:38:09,703 --> 00:38:13,164
- Eli told me to do it. - Oh, now that's a mature response.
505
00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:18,005
- Why didn't you just tell me? - Because I didn't want to, okay?
506
00:38:19,379 --> 00:38:22,839
Because I loved the way you looked at me.
507
00:38:23,675 --> 00:38:26,535
God, do you have any idea how-?
508
00:38:28,388 --> 00:38:29,988
Forget it.
509
00:38:30,182 --> 00:38:32,502
- Hold on. - Fuck you.
510
00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:35,147
[Sighs]
511
00:38:43,224 --> 00:38:44,764
[Soft Rock]
512
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,367
ONLY 9 DAYS LEFT! SAMNANG
513
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,719
You're done.
514
00:38:57,272 --> 00:38:58,812
[Continues]
515
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,922
WHY DO I DESERVE THIS SCHOLARSHIP?
516
00:39:20,130 --> 00:39:21,370
[Ends]
517
00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:25,583
Look, I'm an idiot, okay? I saw the tape, and I freaked out.
518
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,761
Hi. I'm coming in. Can I come in?
519
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,204
Look, I've just been crazy lately.
520
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:36,791
I mean, the whole scholarship thing, you know, I mean...
521
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:38,668
It's killing me, you know?
522
00:39:38,669 --> 00:39:41,671
But I'm not even thinking about that.
523
00:39:41,672 --> 00:39:45,372
The only thing I care about is you, you know?
524
00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,970
All I want is just for us to go back to normal again.
525
00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:52,311
It's a real nice place you got here, D.
526
00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:54,423
I...
527
00:39:59,173 --> 00:40:00,833
[Heavy Metal]
528
00:40:03,479 --> 00:40:04,719
[Ends]
529
00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:08,946
Can we...
530
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,680
...talk about this later? - Yeah.
531
00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:16,173
Sure.
532
00:40:28,506 --> 00:40:30,106
[Door Opens]
533
00:40:33,183 --> 00:40:34,903
I like that.
534
00:40:35,268 --> 00:40:38,248
- What? - What you said in there.
535
00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:40,108
Thanks.
536
00:40:45,403 --> 00:40:46,763
Kelly.
537
00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:49,261
Matthew.
538
00:40:54,372 --> 00:40:57,207
- So you're friends with D, huh? - Yeah.
539
00:40:57,208 --> 00:41:00,428
Well, we're- We're kind of going out.
540
00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:06,772
[Kelly] Look at you. You are a forest fire.
541
00:41:09,178 --> 00:41:11,388
- Are we going? - Yeah.
542
00:41:11,389 --> 00:41:12,889
You coming with us?
543
00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:15,975
- Where are you going? - Can't. He's got school tomorrow.
544
00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:19,556
No, no, I'm cool. Like, where are we going?
545
00:41:27,104 --> 00:41:28,764
[Heavy Metal]
546
00:41:46,091 --> 00:41:48,092
[Ends] Hey, there. What can I get for you?
547
00:41:48,093 --> 00:41:50,302
We'll get two Scotch rocks and...
548
00:41:50,303 --> 00:41:54,783
Make it three. Actually, I'll have a Long Island iced tea.
549
00:41:57,602 --> 00:42:00,462
So, what grade are you in, man?
550
00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:04,775
Congratulations. What's next?
551
00:42:04,776 --> 00:42:06,777
Georgetown, hopefully.
552
00:42:06,778 --> 00:42:09,572
- Matthew wants to be president. - Really?
553
00:42:09,573 --> 00:42:11,282
- That's great, man. - Yeah.
554
00:42:11,283 --> 00:42:13,869
How do you two know each other?
555
00:42:13,870 --> 00:42:16,430
How do we know each other?
556
00:42:16,873 --> 00:42:21,233
- We used to work together. - So you're, like, an actor?
557
00:42:21,711 --> 00:42:24,031
No. Strictly producer.
558
00:42:24,505 --> 00:42:28,445
But D and I also used to go out. Excuse me a sec.
559
00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:32,563
So you guys went out?
560
00:42:33,890 --> 00:42:35,490
Thank you.
561
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,980
Look, can we just talk?
562
00:42:38,394 --> 00:42:39,694
Talk.
563
00:42:41,189 --> 00:42:43,482
I don't know if this is really the place.
564
00:42:43,483 --> 00:42:48,278
- Why? What's wrong with it? - No, nothing. It's fine, you know.
565
00:42:48,279 --> 00:42:50,779
[Sighs] It's one of my favorites.
566
00:42:53,532 --> 00:42:55,192
[Alternative]
567
00:42:55,204 --> 00:42:57,644
Hey, you got one for me?
568
00:43:04,478 --> 00:43:06,018
[Continues]
569
00:43:06,507 --> 00:43:08,383
- What are you doing? - What?
570
00:43:08,384 --> 00:43:09,684
Here.
571
00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:24,690
- Hey, where are you going? - The bathroom. Is that okay?
572
00:43:24,775 --> 00:43:26,075
Yeah.
573
00:43:27,136 --> 00:43:28,676
[Continues]
574
00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:32,407
So you're really into her, huh?
575
00:43:32,408 --> 00:43:36,228
Hey. I get it, man, believe me. She's gorgeous.
576
00:43:36,996 --> 00:43:39,790
I just think you'd want someone more your age.
577
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:43,671
- She's my age. - Yeah, I meant experience-wise.
578
00:43:44,504 --> 00:43:46,164
No offense.
579
00:43:47,382 --> 00:43:51,322
Don't worry about it. I'm gonna take care of you.
580
00:43:51,886 --> 00:43:54,471
Oh, my God. That's Mr. Peterson.
581
00:43:54,472 --> 00:43:55,681
That's my dad's friend.
582
00:43:55,682 --> 00:43:58,392
He comes over all the time with his wife.
583
00:43:58,393 --> 00:43:59,813
Really?
584
00:43:59,978 --> 00:44:00,894
Hey, Peterson.
585
00:44:00,895 --> 00:44:04,055
What? Dude, what are you doing, man?
586
00:44:04,399 --> 00:44:06,899
Yeah, you. Get over here.
587
00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:11,572
Goddamn, Peterson, haven't seen your black ass in ages.
588
00:44:11,573 --> 00:44:14,992
- Do I know you? - What the fuck's your problem?
589
00:44:14,993 --> 00:44:18,153
- I... - Just fucking with you, man.
590
00:44:19,206 --> 00:44:22,726
Hey, you know my friend Matty here, right?
591
00:44:24,432 --> 00:44:25,672
[Ends]
592
00:44:26,714 --> 00:44:30,954
- Matthew. Hi. - Peterson, this is Matty's first time.
593
00:44:31,594 --> 00:44:34,394
Why don't you buy him a dance.
594
00:44:34,877 --> 00:44:36,297
[Hip-hop]
595
00:44:40,186 --> 00:44:43,766
So did you hear about that scholarship yet?
596
00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:48,223
No, big dinner's on Thursday.
597
00:44:47,724 --> 00:44:49,024
[Sighs]
598
00:44:51,614 --> 00:44:54,054
So, what's it for again?
599
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,953
[Clears Throat] The scholarship.
600
00:44:59,289 --> 00:45:00,949
It's for...
601
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,400
...moral fiber.
602
00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:05,382
[Ends]
603
00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:08,580
Me? A Teenage Daddy?
604
00:45:09,508 --> 00:45:12,093
Who is this guy? Is he a porn producer?
605
00:45:12,094 --> 00:45:14,387
Klitz, shut up. Now, the strippers.
606
00:45:14,388 --> 00:45:17,890
When you get a lap dance, were they cool with you grabbing their ass?
607
00:45:17,891 --> 00:45:20,184
Dude. I'm trying to talk about Danielle here.
608
00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:22,385
Fine. Selfish bitch.
609
00:45:22,979 --> 00:45:27,039
[Man On Film] For teenagers, sexual intercourse can be dangerous.
610
00:45:27,109 --> 00:45:28,984
Jesus, what hack made this?
611
00:45:28,985 --> 00:45:31,987
I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom.
612
00:45:31,988 --> 00:45:34,073
Why don't they update this thing?
613
00:45:34,074 --> 00:45:36,492
Special events, such as your senior prom...
614
00:45:36,493 --> 00:45:39,913
...place added pressure on young teens to lose their virginity...
615
00:45:39,914 --> 00:45:42,582
...and also engage in unprotected sex.
616
00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:44,603
[Phone Rings] 9 months later...
617
00:45:45,878 --> 00:45:47,879
- Hello? - Hey, Bob.
618
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,214
We're all going to the creek tonight.
619
00:45:49,215 --> 00:45:52,175
It's gonna be a gas. You're coming, right?
620
00:45:52,176 --> 00:45:54,016
I can't, guys.
621
00:45:55,304 --> 00:45:57,384
I have a baby now.
622
00:45:59,809 --> 00:46:01,769
Because of prom.
623
00:46:02,478 --> 00:46:03,778
[Girls Laughing] Dude.
624
00:46:05,815 --> 00:46:08,135
- What? - Yeah, right.
625
00:46:09,610 --> 00:46:12,950
[Kelly] - You guys ever thought about it? - No.
626
00:46:15,408 --> 00:46:17,576
I just think you guys would be really hot.
627
00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:19,494
- You girls are 18, right? - I am.
628
00:46:19,495 --> 00:46:21,789
- I will be in a month. - Really?
629
00:46:21,790 --> 00:46:24,292
- You ever been photographed? - A couple of times.
630
00:46:24,293 --> 00:46:26,793
Hey, you guys know Matty?
631
00:46:26,879 --> 00:46:30,298
I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.
632
00:46:30,299 --> 00:46:32,139
Here's my man.
633
00:46:33,177 --> 00:46:36,397
[Groans , Kelly] - How you doing? - What's up, fellas?
634
00:46:39,099 --> 00:46:42,101
Matty, you didn't tell me you got some serious burners...
635
00:46:42,102 --> 00:46:43,394
...at your school here.
636
00:46:43,395 --> 00:46:45,480
[Laughing] Oh, shut up. You did not say that
637
00:46:45,481 --> 00:46:48,821
Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
638
00:46:50,194 --> 00:46:52,574
This fucker right here.
639
00:46:52,195 --> 00:46:53,675
[Chuckles]
640
00:46:54,198 --> 00:46:56,699
- What are you talking about? - Yeah, come on.
641
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:58,701
Yeah, you have some?
642
00:46:58,702 --> 00:47:00,542
Yeah, come on.
643
00:47:00,579 --> 00:47:03,415
- Holy shit. - You guys should party.
644
00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:05,793
- Can I-? - All right, we're out.
645
00:47:05,794 --> 00:47:08,087
- Hold on a sec. - Where are you guys going?
646
00:47:08,088 --> 00:47:10,381
[Girl] - We got things to do. - Do you wanna hang out?
647
00:47:10,382 --> 00:47:14,442
- Hop in, fellas. - Aren't you gonna photograph us?
648
00:47:17,097 --> 00:47:19,098
[Boy] Always leave them wanting more.
649
00:47:19,099 --> 00:47:20,639
[Tires Squealing , Boy Cackling] Punch it!
650
00:47:35,909 --> 00:47:37,209
[Kelly]
651
00:47:36,616 --> 00:47:39,476
Man, there is some talent here.
652
00:47:40,578 --> 00:47:43,707
You get those girls together with those ass-bags there...
653
00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:46,084
...shoot them humping at, like, a football...
654
00:47:46,085 --> 00:47:48,712
...game or at a prom, that video would sell.
655
00:47:48,713 --> 00:47:50,613
Fuck, I'm good!
656
00:47:51,006 --> 00:47:55,186
How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know?
657
00:47:55,302 --> 00:47:58,042
It's like I can't control it.
658
00:48:00,808 --> 00:48:03,428
So, what are we doing, man?
659
00:48:08,315 --> 00:48:10,817
You know, you really didn't have to come with me.
660
00:48:10,818 --> 00:48:13,858
It's cool. I like running errands.
661
00:48:15,781 --> 00:48:19,284
So you raised 25 G's just to bring this Chinese guy over.
662
00:48:19,285 --> 00:48:21,425
No, he's Cambodian.
663
00:48:21,787 --> 00:48:25,247
Okay, so that's 25,000 total deposited...
664
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,502
...into the Operation Get Samnang account.
665
00:48:28,503 --> 00:48:31,005
Hey, so you raised all the money you needed.
666
00:48:31,006 --> 00:48:32,798
- Congratulations. - Thanks.
667
00:48:32,799 --> 00:48:35,217
So is this Samnang really as smart as they say?
668
00:48:35,218 --> 00:48:38,095
Well, he did teach himself calculus without even using...
669
00:48:38,096 --> 00:48:39,805
[Woman] ...his textbooks, so...
670
00:48:39,806 --> 00:48:44,526
Those crazy little fuckers, man. They sure know their numbers.
671
00:48:46,313 --> 00:48:50,193
Jeannie, this is my- This is my student advisor.
672
00:48:51,068 --> 00:48:52,902
Oh, you're Mr. Salinger?
673
00:48:52,903 --> 00:48:56,614
Just here to make sure everything's up to par. Wow.
674
00:48:56,615 --> 00:48:59,535
- What? - I love those earrings.
675
00:48:59,701 --> 00:49:02,703
They really complement your coloring.
676
00:49:02,704 --> 00:49:04,914
Thanks. I just got back from Cabo.
677
00:49:04,915 --> 00:49:06,500
- Did you? - Yeah.
678
00:49:06,501 --> 00:49:09,961
Okay, well, we gotta go. Thanks, Jeannie.
679
00:49:10,588 --> 00:49:12,881
[Jeannie] Man, what were you doing-?
680
00:49:12,882 --> 00:49:15,092
There's a bar, you sit with the people.
681
00:49:15,093 --> 00:49:16,218
You have been there.
682
00:49:16,219 --> 00:49:18,512
[Jeannie] - See? I knew it. - No, no.
683
00:49:18,513 --> 00:49:21,553
- This guy is unbelievable. - You.
684
00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:22,005
[Laughing]
685
00:49:30,983 --> 00:49:33,902
- Where you guys going? - Vegas, baby.
686
00:49:33,903 --> 00:49:38,503
We got the convention. Gotta press the flesh, meet the fans.
687
00:49:38,991 --> 00:49:42,119
So that's it? You're just going back?
688
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,287
I don't belong here.
689
00:49:44,288 --> 00:49:48,501
What do you-? What do you mean? What about starting over?
690
00:49:48,502 --> 00:49:50,582
This is what I am.
691
00:49:53,507 --> 00:49:56,007
All right, D, let's roll.
692
00:49:58,866 --> 00:50:00,646
[Engine Starts]
693
00:50:13,182 --> 00:50:14,482
[Sighs]
694
00:50:14,194 --> 00:50:18,194
- Dude, it's not your fault. - No, it is my fault.
695
00:50:18,282 --> 00:50:21,617
If I hadn't been such a dick and taken her to that motel room...
696
00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:25,121
Yeah, it was a little forward, don't you think?
697
00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:26,914
- Dude. - What?
698
00:50:26,915 --> 00:50:30,002
Matt, the point is, she made her decision.
699
00:50:30,003 --> 00:50:33,403
There's nothing you can do about it now.
700
00:50:37,594 --> 00:50:39,494
Yeah, there is.
701
00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:48,020
- Hey, Dad? - Don't wait up.
702
00:50:48,021 --> 00:50:50,481
- I'll be late tonight. - I'll watch it tomorrow.
703
00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:55,502
- Shark Week is all week long. - God, I just wanna bang hot chicks.
704
00:50:54,027 --> 00:50:55,387
[Techno]
705
00:51:05,914 --> 00:51:09,554
[Ends] LAS VEGAS WELCOMES THE ADULT FILM CONVENTION
706
00:51:10,244 --> 00:51:12,084
[Crowd Cheering]
707
00:51:12,314 --> 00:51:15,294
[Hip-hop , Man Rapping, Indistinct]
708
00:51:20,823 --> 00:51:22,303
[Rap Rock]
709
00:51:40,177 --> 00:51:41,717
[Continues]
710
00:51:41,992 --> 00:51:44,132
[Man] - Move it. - Sorry.
711
00:51:45,788 --> 00:51:47,388
Big smile.
712
00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:51,228
[Mouths Word] - Sasha! - Sasha!
713
00:51:54,927 --> 00:51:56,467
[Continues]
714
00:51:57,718 --> 00:52:01,095
- Yo, man, no press. - No, no. No, I'm not press.
715
00:52:01,096 --> 00:52:02,722
I'm still in high school, okay?
716
00:52:02,723 --> 00:52:04,807
This is for my high school video yearbook.
717
00:52:04,808 --> 00:52:06,708
I swear to God.
718
00:52:08,308 --> 00:52:09,548
[Ends]
719
00:52:09,688 --> 00:52:11,888
[Chattering , Man] That's right, bitch.
720
00:52:17,487 --> 00:52:19,321
Jesus, is that her?
721
00:52:19,322 --> 00:52:20,742
Athena.
722
00:52:21,357 --> 00:52:22,537
[Man]
723
00:52:41,095 --> 00:52:43,305
Give me a second, guys.
724
00:52:43,306 --> 00:52:45,098
[Man] - Athena! - Athena!
725
00:52:45,099 --> 00:52:47,601
- Danielle. - Athena! Athena!
726
00:52:47,602 --> 00:52:49,895
- Danielle. - Come on! Athena, right here!
727
00:52:49,896 --> 00:52:53,536
- Work it, Athena. - You are so hot, Athena.
728
00:52:56,110 --> 00:53:00,350
[Matthew] - Look, I'm sorry. I had to come. - Asshole, I'm next.
729
00:53:01,324 --> 00:53:04,993
[Man] - I feel like this is all my fault. - Who is this guy?
730
00:53:04,994 --> 00:53:08,634
- Will you at least look at me? - Bend over.
731
00:53:09,123 --> 00:53:11,792
You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay?
732
00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:13,920
[Man] - Me too! - Oh, Danielle.
733
00:53:13,921 --> 00:53:15,761
[April] He's so sweet.
734
00:53:18,352 --> 00:53:20,072
[Crowd Groans]
735
00:53:19,301 --> 00:53:20,841
Danielle.
736
00:53:21,095 --> 00:53:23,175
Nice job, dickwad.
737
00:53:23,806 --> 00:53:26,599
- Danielle. - Hey, man, get me out of this thing.
738
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,518
- Take me with you, dude. - Danielle.
739
00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:31,199
Just leave me alone, please.
740
00:53:31,397 --> 00:53:32,937
[Man] Danielle.
741
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:37,880
- Danielle, Danielle. - Hugo, hi.
742
00:53:38,487 --> 00:53:41,407
Look at you. You look fantastic.
743
00:53:42,546 --> 00:53:43,846
[Sighs]
744
00:53:44,118 --> 00:53:46,619
Just starting out, and everyone knows your name.
745
00:53:46,620 --> 00:53:48,287
[Chuckles] No, they don't.
746
00:53:48,288 --> 00:53:50,915
- So how's Kelly treating you? - Okay.
747
00:53:50,916 --> 00:53:52,516
Just okay?
748
00:53:53,127 --> 00:53:55,687
Danielle, what do we know?
749
00:53:56,089 --> 00:54:00,092
What do we know? We know that you should be with me.
750
00:54:00,093 --> 00:54:03,193
At the top. Where the air is crisp.
751
00:54:04,305 --> 00:54:06,505
- Nice tan. - Kelly.
752
00:54:06,516 --> 00:54:09,256
- What do we say? - Fuck you.
753
00:54:09,741 --> 00:54:11,101
[Laughs]
754
00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:12,896
Always with the big words.
755
00:54:12,897 --> 00:54:15,877
Danielle, where the air is crisp.
756
00:54:18,528 --> 00:54:22,197
- What does that mean? - Nothing. He's just being Hugo.
757
00:54:22,198 --> 00:54:25,058
Matty. What are you doing here?
758
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,414
Look, Kelly, no offense, but I really don't think Danielle...
759
00:54:30,415 --> 00:54:33,215
...wants to be here right now.
760
00:54:36,505 --> 00:54:39,605
Matthew, please just go home, okay?
761
00:54:41,927 --> 00:54:43,347
Hey, D.
762
00:54:45,222 --> 00:54:49,042
I'm sorry, man. Come on. Let's get out of here.
763
00:54:52,897 --> 00:54:54,497
What's up?
764
00:54:55,608 --> 00:54:57,692
It's not cute anymore.
765
00:54:57,693 --> 00:55:00,111
- What? - Stop filling her head with that-
766
00:55:00,112 --> 00:55:04,412
- Do not piss me off. - Hey, I thought we were friends.
767
00:55:05,117 --> 00:55:07,410
Friends don't fuck with each other's business.
768
00:55:07,411 --> 00:55:11,111
And that's what this is, my fucking business.
769
00:55:10,643 --> 00:55:12,063
[Panting]
770
00:55:13,417 --> 00:55:14,717
What?
771
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,240
What are you gonna do?
772
00:55:21,510 --> 00:55:25,930
Yeah, that's what I thought. Stay the fuck away from her.
773
00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:27,225
[Door Opens]
774
00:55:27,694 --> 00:55:29,354
[Door Closes]
775
00:55:30,310 --> 00:55:33,229
Matt, seriously, man, it's 2:00 in the morning.
776
00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:37,316
What about your thing tomorrow? Okay, the scholarship dinner?
777
00:55:37,317 --> 00:55:39,697
Sorry, I gotta do this.
778
00:55:40,742 --> 00:55:41,982
[Club]
779
00:55:45,617 --> 00:55:49,328
Oh, by the way, if things get bad, just bolt, okay?
780
00:55:49,329 --> 00:55:51,497
What? What do you mean, if things get bad?
781
00:55:51,498 --> 00:55:53,098
Just bolt.
782
00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:56,425
Wait, what's he talking about?
783
00:55:58,715 --> 00:56:02,535
[Chattering] You wanna get me a drink? No, I'm just kidding.
784
00:56:07,104 --> 00:56:08,584
[Slurping]
785
00:56:13,312 --> 00:56:14,492
[Scoffs] Hi.
786
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,562
[Chuckles]
787
00:56:20,319 --> 00:56:21,739
Dude...
788
00:56:21,904 --> 00:56:23,684
...am I ugly?
789
00:56:23,906 --> 00:56:27,486
What? No. No, man, you're fine. Just relax.
790
00:56:28,494 --> 00:56:30,934
No, I'm ugly. I know it.
791
00:56:32,498 --> 00:56:36,018
- So, what do you guys do? - I get freaky.
792
00:56:34,901 --> 00:56:37,221
[Eli Chuckles Nervously]
793
00:56:38,797 --> 00:56:41,477
- We're directors. - Really?
794
00:56:41,717 --> 00:56:46,017
Would you guys ever wanna use me in one of your movies?
795
00:56:46,096 --> 00:56:47,930
Hell, yeah, we'll use you.
796
00:56:47,931 --> 00:56:52,226
Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal.
797
00:56:52,227 --> 00:56:56,105
- What the fuck did you just say? - Honey. These guys are directors.
798
00:56:56,106 --> 00:56:59,025
- And they wanna use me. - Use you?
799
00:56:59,026 --> 00:57:02,006
Guys, this is my boyfriend, Mule.
800
00:57:04,907 --> 00:57:06,447
Hi, Mule.
801
00:57:10,496 --> 00:57:12,216
[Ends] Let's do it.
802
00:57:12,998 --> 00:57:16,501
Man, you gotta use my girl, bro. She's so good.
803
00:57:16,502 --> 00:57:18,582
I am. I really am.
804
00:57:18,712 --> 00:57:22,652
[Gulps] - You wanna give her a throw? - Yeah, try me out.
805
00:57:22,926 --> 00:57:25,302
No, you know, no, I'm okay, though, thank you.
806
00:57:25,303 --> 00:57:28,583
Well, come on. At least feel her tits.
807
00:57:28,932 --> 00:57:31,892
I'm okay. I can't. Thank you, though.
808
00:57:31,893 --> 00:57:34,273
Fuck it. I'll feel one.
809
00:57:42,242 --> 00:57:44,082
[Moaning Softly]
810
00:57:45,907 --> 00:57:47,491
We're all set for tomorrow.
811
00:57:47,492 --> 00:57:51,492
Athena will be there, ready to shoot. Right, babe?
812
00:57:52,497 --> 00:57:55,777
[Moaning] Not bad, huh? Suckers cost me 6 grand.
813
00:57:56,918 --> 00:58:00,198
Yo, Mule, what the hell are you doing?
814
00:58:00,923 --> 00:58:04,983
Steel, check it out, man. These guys are directors.
815
00:58:03,699 --> 00:58:05,059
[Laughs]
816
00:58:05,928 --> 00:58:07,303
Man, these punks ain't directors.
817
00:58:07,304 --> 00:58:10,344
[Laughing] They're in high school, you idiot.
818
00:58:12,309 --> 00:58:14,689
[Yelps] Okay, here's the thing-
819
00:58:14,778 --> 00:58:16,558
[Woman Screams]
820
00:58:18,715 --> 00:58:20,015
[Yells]
821
00:58:22,111 --> 00:58:23,651
Oh, shit!
822
00:58:24,756 --> 00:58:27,136
[Woman Screams , Yelling]
823
00:58:27,324 --> 00:58:30,544
- Come on, Klitz, come on. - Get off.
824
00:58:31,630 --> 00:58:33,050
[Yelling]
825
00:58:36,401 --> 00:58:37,821
[Hip-hop]
826
00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:41,129
Matty, time to go, time to go. Time to go.
827
00:58:41,130 --> 00:58:43,632
- What happened? - It got bad. Bolt. Bolt!
828
00:58:43,633 --> 00:58:46,673
- Dude, wait up. - Fuck you, dude!
829
00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,393
Excuse me.
830
00:58:54,394 --> 00:58:58,574
I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are.
831
00:59:00,233 --> 00:59:02,913
And you're better than this.
832
00:59:09,571 --> 00:59:11,651
[Alternative Ballad]
833
00:59:33,097 --> 00:59:34,337
[Ends]
834
00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:36,967
[Sighs]
835
00:59:40,024 --> 00:59:42,824
[Knocking On Door] IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM...
836
00:59:43,027 --> 00:59:44,327
[Door Opens] Yeah?
837
00:59:52,328 --> 00:59:54,648
Need a ride to school?
838
00:59:58,126 --> 01:00:02,666
[Matthew] It's all you now. I mean, now you can do whatever you want.
839
01:00:03,005 --> 01:00:05,717
Why do you believe in me so much?
840
01:00:05,718 --> 01:00:08,578
I don't know. Maybe I'm stupid.
841
01:00:08,002 --> 01:00:10,382
[Chuckles , Bell Ringing]
842
01:00:12,516 --> 01:00:15,316
- Good luck tonight. - Thanks.
843
01:00:17,229 --> 01:00:19,009
- Bye. - Bye.
844
01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:38,094
Will you go to prom with me?
845
01:00:39,626 --> 01:00:40,926
What?
846
01:00:46,509 --> 01:00:48,469
I would love to.
847
01:00:52,223 --> 01:00:55,726
Now for the scientific explanation. Anybody?
848
01:00:55,727 --> 01:00:58,947
JOHN F. KENNEDY once said: ASK NOT...
849
01:00:57,890 --> 01:01:00,030
[Lecturing Continues]
850
01:00:59,898 --> 01:01:02,038
That's your speech?
851
01:01:02,901 --> 01:01:04,201
Yeah.
852
01:01:05,111 --> 01:01:07,431
You ready for tonight?
853
01:01:08,406 --> 01:01:11,116
Hey, don't worry, man. You're gonna be great.
854
01:01:11,117 --> 01:01:12,897
I have to be.
855
01:01:25,298 --> 01:01:27,217
That bitch can't just run away because...
856
01:01:27,218 --> 01:01:29,219
...she don't wanna fuck on film anymore.
857
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:31,120
[Snaps Fingers] May I help you?
858
01:01:32,807 --> 01:01:35,187
- Get up. - Okay, okay.
859
01:01:43,818 --> 01:01:45,718
Stay in school.
860
01:01:49,698 --> 01:01:52,700
Look, I have the most important dinner of my life tonight...
861
01:01:52,701 --> 01:01:54,327
...so wherever we're going, you know...
862
01:01:54,328 --> 01:01:56,413
...we just have to be home by 6.
863
01:01:56,414 --> 01:01:58,434
Just so you know.
864
01:02:00,418 --> 01:02:02,258
Here he comes.
865
01:02:04,839 --> 01:02:07,633
- It's a cool ride, huh? - Yeah, if you're a fag.
866
01:02:07,634 --> 01:02:10,554
- Jesus! - It's cool, it's cool.
867
01:02:11,304 --> 01:02:12,724
Get in.
868
01:02:24,901 --> 01:02:27,903
- Where are we going? - I thought you were cool, man.
869
01:02:27,904 --> 01:02:30,197
I tried to be your friend, and what do you do?
870
01:02:30,198 --> 01:02:32,116
- You fuck me. - I didn't fuck you.
871
01:02:32,117 --> 01:02:34,827
She didn't show up on set because of what you said.
872
01:02:34,828 --> 01:02:37,088
Now I'm out 30 grand.
873
01:02:37,706 --> 01:02:41,834
- Guess who's paying me back. - What? I don't have 30 grand.
874
01:02:41,835 --> 01:02:44,837
- Get your folks to help. - They don't have that kind of money.
875
01:02:44,838 --> 01:02:50,038
Look, Kelly, I'm a problem solver, all right? This is what I do. Okay?
876
01:02:50,803 --> 01:02:54,983
Let's just- Let's just think outside of the box here.
877
01:02:55,433 --> 01:02:57,726
Look, she'll get a job, I'll keep mowing...
878
01:02:57,727 --> 01:03:00,520
...lawns, and over time we'll pay it down.
879
01:03:00,521 --> 01:03:03,440
You know? This can work. We can do this.
880
01:03:03,441 --> 01:03:06,181
It'll be like a payment plan.
881
01:03:13,409 --> 01:03:16,536
- You really care about her, huh? - Yeah, I really do.
882
01:03:16,537 --> 01:03:20,207
Yeah, I don't know. If I'm gonna do this payment-plan thing...
883
01:03:20,208 --> 01:03:22,709
...I need a show of good faith, you know?
884
01:03:22,710 --> 01:03:26,110
- Something concrete. - Well, like what?
885
01:03:28,424 --> 01:03:30,024
A blowjob.
886
01:03:32,012 --> 01:03:35,223
No. I told you she's not gonna do that anymore.
887
01:03:35,224 --> 01:03:37,904
Who said anything about her?
888
01:03:40,938 --> 01:03:44,818
Yeah, we're definitely outside the box now, huh?
889
01:03:45,734 --> 01:03:50,274
Now, you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go?
890
01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:55,813
How much do you really care about her?
891
01:03:55,486 --> 01:03:57,266
[Zipper Unzips]
892
01:04:00,332 --> 01:04:02,292
[Laughing] I'm joking, man.
893
01:04:04,628 --> 01:04:05,988
Relax.
894
01:04:07,631 --> 01:04:11,451
- Damn. Do I look gay to you? - No, but, Jesus-
895
01:04:18,810 --> 01:04:21,190
You wanna be president?
896
01:04:22,605 --> 01:04:26,365
Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.
897
01:04:27,110 --> 01:04:30,320
You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl...
898
01:04:30,321 --> 01:04:34,321
...unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
899
01:04:38,538 --> 01:04:41,158
All right, I'm sorry, okay?
900
01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:47,830
That's gonna swell up like a bitch. Here, take this.
901
01:04:50,925 --> 01:04:54,505
I'm telling you, it's gonna hurt like shit.
902
01:04:59,518 --> 01:05:03,458
I'm sorry I got upset. I felt taken advantage of.
903
01:05:06,025 --> 01:05:09,819
Look, I'm not gonna be a dick. I know she loves you.
904
01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:12,113
I'm gonna leave you guys alone.
905
01:05:12,114 --> 01:05:15,394
But now you're doing something for me.
906
01:05:24,919 --> 01:05:27,837
Remember that ass-bag, Hugo, from the convention?
907
01:05:27,838 --> 01:05:30,340
We used to be partners a long time ago.
908
01:05:30,341 --> 01:05:33,343
One day, I had this killer idea to make films set...
909
01:05:33,344 --> 01:05:34,512
...in real-life situations.
910
01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:37,073
You know, Real World porn.
911
01:05:37,808 --> 01:05:40,935
I told the idea to Hugo. He says he'll think about it.
912
01:05:40,936 --> 01:05:43,229
And what does that motherfucker do?
913
01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:46,941
Takes my best girl, starts his own company with my idea...
914
01:05:46,942 --> 01:05:49,527
...and the guy makes millions.
915
01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:50,820
It's not the money that pisses me off.
916
01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:53,239
I mean, fuck, it does piss me off...
917
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,408
...but that's not it. It's the perception.
918
01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:53,384
Everybody thinks Hugo's the genius. It was my idea.
919
01:05:53,385 --> 01:05:58,465
It's like he's Simon, and I'm Garfunkel. and the guy makes millions.
920
01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:06,381
Look at me, man. I'm fucking Garfunkel.
921
01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:15,540
- Look, seriously, I can't do this. - Don't be a pussy. Nobody's home.
922
01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:24,104
- Why do you want this thing so bad? - Because it should've been mine.
923
01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:26,606
- I'll grab it and leave. - You don't understand...
924
01:06:26,607 --> 01:06:28,608
...I have to be at a dinner in an hour.
925
01:06:28,609 --> 01:06:30,736
My whole life depends on it.
926
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,529
You want me out of Danielle's life?
927
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:34,030
Yes, I do.
928
01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:36,742
- Then let's go. - But wait, seriously.
929
01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:39,035
Sometimes, if you wanna do something good...
930
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,037
...you gotta do something bad.
931
01:06:41,038 --> 01:06:43,623
Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
932
01:06:43,624 --> 01:06:45,644
This is politics.
933
01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:51,663
Hey.
934
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:54,748
After this, we're cool, okay?
935
01:06:57,014 --> 01:06:59,334
You're all right, man.
936
01:07:08,164 --> 01:07:09,584
[Humming]
937
01:07:24,248 --> 01:07:25,668
[Beeping]
938
01:07:27,211 --> 01:07:28,451
Yes.
939
01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:31,953
I'd like to report a robbery.
940
01:07:40,308 --> 01:07:42,726
AVN BEST PICTURE 1999 CHITTY CHITTY GANG BANG
941
01:07:42,727 --> 01:07:44,807
HUGO POSH PRODUCER
942
01:07:45,021 --> 01:07:46,501
[Squawks] Bang me.
943
01:07:49,442 --> 01:07:51,462
[Whistles] Cradle the balls.
944
01:07:57,852 --> 01:07:59,932
[Shouts , Squawking]
945
01:08:03,706 --> 01:08:05,906
[Screams] Stop! Stop! Help me!
946
01:08:06,543 --> 01:08:08,443
Help! Oh, fuck!
947
01:08:13,716 --> 01:08:15,016
Wait!
948
01:08:15,635 --> 01:08:17,115
Come on!
949
01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,382
[Sirens Wailing]
950
01:08:36,031 --> 01:08:38,241
Okay, so what time does the dinner start?
951
01:08:38,242 --> 01:08:39,743
Six o'clock.
952
01:08:39,744 --> 01:08:42,844
- Why? What time is it now? - 6:30.
953
01:08:42,913 --> 01:08:45,415
- Oh, my God. - Dude, don't worry, all right?
954
01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:47,917
We'll get there. You know what? Try and-
955
01:08:47,918 --> 01:08:52,098
- Dude, what are you doing? - I don't know. I just...
956
01:08:52,715 --> 01:08:54,675
[Laughing] ...feel so good.
957
01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:05,095
Oh, my God.
958
01:09:07,022 --> 01:09:09,282
I just feel so weird.
959
01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:11,942
Don't worry. Ecstasy is not that bad.
960
01:09:11,943 --> 01:09:15,523
[Both] - What? - Kelly likes dosing people with E.
961
01:09:15,947 --> 01:09:18,567
Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?
962
01:09:18,617 --> 01:09:22,912
No, no, no. It's okay, Matt. You're gonna be fine. I promise.
963
01:09:22,913 --> 01:09:26,673
You're such a good friend, Klitzy. I love you.
964
01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:28,973
I love you so much.
965
01:09:29,319 --> 01:09:30,679
[Laughs]
966
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:32,837
This is gonna be amazing.
967
01:09:33,632 --> 01:09:35,472
[Distant Applause] Wait a second.
968
01:09:35,717 --> 01:09:37,377
[Applause Continues] Oh, my God.
969
01:09:37,844 --> 01:09:41,424
WELCOME TO THE SHERIDAN SCHOLARSHIP BANQUET
970
01:09:40,231 --> 01:09:41,591
[Groans]
971
01:09:42,350 --> 01:09:45,143
You don't understand. It's really kicking in right now.
972
01:09:45,144 --> 01:09:47,437
Just try not to talk so much, okay?
973
01:09:47,438 --> 01:09:49,523
Talk so much? I'm giving a speech.
974
01:09:49,524 --> 01:09:51,817
- It's okay. Just go with it. - Wait, wait.
975
01:09:51,818 --> 01:09:56,298
In a few minutes, we'll begin the speeches, and we hope...
976
01:10:02,912 --> 01:10:04,746
Thank you again for coming to what...
977
01:10:04,747 --> 01:10:08,267
...promises to be a very eventful evening.
978
01:10:07,561 --> 01:10:09,041
[Applause]
979
01:10:10,211 --> 01:10:12,111
Matthew Kidman?
980
01:10:14,235 --> 01:10:16,236
[Grunts , Dishes Clattering]
981
01:10:16,134 --> 01:10:17,634
[Matthew] My competition.
982
01:10:17,635 --> 01:10:21,138
- Hey, what's up, Ryan? - Jesus, what happened to you?
983
01:10:21,139 --> 01:10:23,639
Just living life, my man.
984
01:10:23,851 --> 01:10:25,931
Mina, how are you?
985
01:10:26,019 --> 01:10:28,146
Okay. Just a little nervous.
986
01:10:28,147 --> 01:10:32,147
But you're a little temptress, though, aren't you?
987
01:10:37,823 --> 01:10:39,741
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
988
01:10:39,742 --> 01:10:42,662
Hey. Thanks a lot, thanks a lot.
989
01:10:42,466 --> 01:10:44,246
[Snaps Fingers]
990
01:10:46,003 --> 01:10:47,243
[Soul]
991
01:11:02,422 --> 01:11:03,662
[Ends]
992
01:11:06,936 --> 01:11:09,521
Hey, there's the big daddy.
993
01:11:09,522 --> 01:11:12,316
Matthew, what has been going on with you?
994
01:11:12,317 --> 01:11:14,318
Some serious shit.
995
01:11:14,319 --> 01:11:17,446
But, Jesus, man, it's good to see you.
996
01:11:17,447 --> 01:11:20,067
Will you excuse us, please?
997
01:11:21,451 --> 01:11:22,951
Oh, my God. Am I blowing it?
998
01:11:22,952 --> 01:11:24,912
Just try and control yourself.
999
01:11:24,913 --> 01:11:27,953
- Just breathe, okay? - All right.
1000
01:11:27,048 --> 01:11:28,468
[Inhales]
1001
01:11:33,129 --> 01:11:36,409
I have learned a lot from my teachers.
1002
01:11:36,716 --> 01:11:40,344
But my best teacher has always been my mother...
1003
01:11:40,345 --> 01:11:43,222
...a woman who worked three jobs trying to support me...
1004
01:11:43,223 --> 01:11:46,263
...ever since I was a little niña.
1005
01:11:51,816 --> 01:11:54,734
And that is why I have always tried to answer the call...
1006
01:11:54,735 --> 01:11:56,653
...of the great John F. Kennedy...
1007
01:11:56,654 --> 01:12:00,354
...who urged us to Ask not what your country-
1008
01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:01,350
[Matthew Guffaws]
1009
01:12:02,388 --> 01:12:04,948
[Laughing , People Shushing]
1010
01:12:09,834 --> 01:12:11,854
Let's see here...
1011
01:12:11,919 --> 01:12:14,337
I can't speak a foreign language...
1012
01:12:14,338 --> 01:12:15,922
...so that's out.
1013
01:12:15,923 --> 01:12:19,563
And I- I certainly can't quote J.F.K. Now...
1014
01:12:19,927 --> 01:12:22,720
...can I, Ryan? You know what?
1015
01:12:22,721 --> 01:12:25,933
It's funny, I have this whole speech prepared...
1016
01:12:25,934 --> 01:12:28,728
...and I've been practicing for weeks...
1017
01:12:28,729 --> 01:12:30,730
...but you know what?
1018
01:12:30,731 --> 01:12:33,291
I'm just gonna go with it.
1019
01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:37,038
Moral fiber.
1020
01:12:38,155 --> 01:12:40,948
So, what is moral fiber? I mean...
1021
01:12:40,949 --> 01:12:44,535
It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth...
1022
01:12:44,536 --> 01:12:46,328
...doing good deeds.
1023
01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:50,089
You know, basically being a fucking Boy Scout.
1024
01:12:50,625 --> 01:12:54,265
[People Gasping] But lately, I've been seeing it differently.
1025
01:12:54,421 --> 01:12:56,547
Now I think that moral fiber's about...
1026
01:12:56,548 --> 01:13:00,050
...finding that one thing you really care about.
1027
01:13:00,051 --> 01:13:01,635
That one special thing that means more...
1028
01:13:01,636 --> 01:13:05,156
...to you than anything else in the world.
1029
01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:08,289
And when you find her...
1030
01:13:08,436 --> 01:13:11,716
...you fight for her. You risk it all.
1031
01:13:12,196 --> 01:13:15,416
You put her in front of everything...
1032
01:13:16,235 --> 01:13:18,015
...all of it.
1033
01:13:18,738 --> 01:13:22,978
And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean.
1034
01:13:23,117 --> 01:13:26,097
You know what? It doesn't matter.
1035
01:13:27,121 --> 01:13:30,101
Because in your heart you know...
1036
01:13:30,124 --> 01:13:33,464
...that the juice is worth the squeeze.
1037
01:13:34,754 --> 01:13:37,914
That's what moral fiber's all about.
1038
01:13:39,227 --> 01:13:40,707
[Applause]
1039
01:14:00,739 --> 01:14:03,616
First, I'd just like to commend the candidates on...
1040
01:14:03,617 --> 01:14:06,297
...their impressive remarks.
1041
01:14:06,954 --> 01:14:10,114
This year was a very tough decision.
1042
01:14:10,541 --> 01:14:15,253
And as much as we'd love to give you all scholarships, we can't.
1043
01:14:15,254 --> 01:14:18,714
And so I am proud to announce the winner...
1044
01:14:18,715 --> 01:14:22,055
...of this year's Sheridan scholarship:
1045
01:14:26,223 --> 01:14:27,943
Ryan Winger.
1046
01:14:32,553 --> 01:14:34,033
[Cheering]
1047
01:15:03,753 --> 01:15:05,353
[Bell Dings]
1048
01:15:09,726 --> 01:15:12,106
Oh, God, what happened?
1049
01:15:12,646 --> 01:15:14,522
Yeah, I slipped.
1050
01:15:14,523 --> 01:15:17,317
Listen, Jeannie, Samnang's coming on Monday.
1051
01:15:17,318 --> 01:15:19,944
- I know. How exciting. - Yeah.
1052
01:15:19,945 --> 01:15:22,155
So I'm gonna need to close out the account.
1053
01:15:22,156 --> 01:15:23,948
What do you mean?
1054
01:15:23,949 --> 01:15:26,618
I mean I'm gonna need to close out the account.
1055
01:15:26,619 --> 01:15:29,746
- But it's already closed. - What are you talking about?
1056
01:15:29,747 --> 01:15:32,832
Your teacher came by yesterday and cleared out the account.
1057
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,417
Who? What- What teacher?
1058
01:15:34,418 --> 01:15:36,127
Your student advisor. Mr. Salinger.
1059
01:15:36,128 --> 01:15:38,338
The one you were with the other day.
1060
01:15:38,339 --> 01:15:41,019
Mr. Salinger? What are you-?
1061
01:15:43,430 --> 01:15:45,870
[Southern Rock , Chuckles]
1062
01:15:47,768 --> 01:15:49,008
[Ends]
1063
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,000
[Boy Whimpering] Cambodia
1064
01:15:54,022 --> 01:15:56,822
Samnang, what's wrong, my son?
1065
01:15:56,942 --> 01:15:59,142
That Matthew Kidman.
1066
01:15:59,236 --> 01:16:02,576
He fucked me, Mom. He fucked me so bad.
1067
01:16:04,533 --> 01:16:06,433
Son of a bitch.
1068
01:16:09,454 --> 01:16:11,114
Oh, my God.
1069
01:16:11,248 --> 01:16:13,833
- What's wrong? - Jeannie...
1070
01:16:13,834 --> 01:16:16,627
...didn't you ask for ID or anything?
1071
01:16:16,628 --> 01:16:19,630
You said he was your student advisor.
1072
01:16:19,631 --> 01:16:21,291
Oh, my God.
1073
01:16:23,260 --> 01:16:25,845
- Jeannie, where are you going? - To get the manager.
1074
01:16:25,846 --> 01:16:28,347
No, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
1075
01:16:28,348 --> 01:16:30,141
Matthew, what's going on?
1076
01:16:30,142 --> 01:16:31,562
Look...
1077
01:16:32,645 --> 01:16:35,925
...that guy wasn't my student advisor.
1078
01:16:36,023 --> 01:16:39,234
No, I know, I know. I can get the money back.
1079
01:16:39,235 --> 01:16:43,530
We just need to keep this between me and you for now, okay?
1080
01:16:43,531 --> 01:16:47,033
That's a great blouse, by the way. Have you lost weight?
1081
01:16:47,034 --> 01:16:49,174
No? No, wait, wait.
1082
01:16:50,037 --> 01:16:51,517
Jeannie.
1083
01:16:52,832 --> 01:16:56,042
You think about this. This is your fault too. Right?
1084
01:16:56,043 --> 01:16:58,754
You didn't ask for ID. You didn't do anything.
1085
01:16:58,755 --> 01:17:00,839
And I saw you flirting with him too...
1086
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,132
...all right? So unprofessional.
1087
01:17:02,133 --> 01:17:04,134
You'll lose your job over this.
1088
01:17:04,135 --> 01:17:05,635
Don't threaten me, you little shit.
1089
01:17:05,636 --> 01:17:07,637
I could give a fuck about you and your rice boy.
1090
01:17:07,638 --> 01:17:09,222
I'm not getting fired.
1091
01:17:09,223 --> 01:17:12,350
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Just- Please, I...
1092
01:17:12,351 --> 01:17:14,729
Just- No one can ever find out about this.
1093
01:17:14,730 --> 01:17:17,732
If this gets out, I'll be expelled. My life will be over.
1094
01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,650
If that money isn't back by Monday...
1095
01:17:19,651 --> 01:17:21,861
...I wouldn't worry about being expelled.
1096
01:17:21,862 --> 01:17:24,662
I'd worry about going to jail.
1097
01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:27,450
- Jeannie... - Hi, Jeannie.
1098
01:17:27,451 --> 01:17:29,111
Hi, Martin.
1099
01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,641
BANK MANAGER
1100
01:17:51,004 --> 01:17:52,424
[Panting]
1101
01:17:57,732 --> 01:18:00,025
[Mrs. Kidman's Voice] Matthew, what's wrong?
1102
01:18:00,026 --> 01:18:03,906
[Mr. Kidman's Voice] Matt, is there something you want to talk about?
1103
01:18:04,239 --> 01:18:06,859
[Mrs. Kidman] Matthew, honey, what is it?
1104
01:18:13,832 --> 01:18:15,912
- Hi. - Come here.
1105
01:18:24,342 --> 01:18:26,722
I'm in so much trouble.
1106
01:18:39,233 --> 01:18:43,053
I can't believe we're even thinking about this.
1107
01:18:45,322 --> 01:18:48,950
Well, if you need that kind of money by Monday...
1108
01:18:48,951 --> 01:18:50,535
Yeah- What are we doing?
1109
01:18:50,536 --> 01:18:52,662
I mean, I can't get you involved in this.
1110
01:18:52,663 --> 01:18:54,623
I want to do it.
1111
01:18:54,832 --> 01:18:56,072
Why?
1112
01:18:58,461 --> 01:19:00,181
Moral fiber.
1113
01:19:02,548 --> 01:19:05,133
You haven't heard the whole plan yet.
1114
01:19:05,134 --> 01:19:06,634
Doesn't matter.
1115
01:19:06,635 --> 01:19:08,655
Fuck film school.
1116
01:19:08,763 --> 01:19:13,123
This is gonna be huge. This is gonna be my calling card.
1117
01:19:13,934 --> 01:19:15,954
- No. - Klitzy...
1118
01:19:16,061 --> 01:19:18,063
- No way. - Klitz...
1119
01:19:18,064 --> 01:19:21,233
...you know I wouldn't ask for this unless I really needed it.
1120
01:19:21,234 --> 01:19:23,861
Matt believe me, I want to help you, but- No.
1121
01:19:23,862 --> 01:19:26,155
- We'll get expelled and- - Klitz, shut up.
1122
01:19:26,156 --> 01:19:28,356
Do me a favor, okay?
1123
01:19:28,658 --> 01:19:32,538
Take a look at us, okay? Take a good look at us.
1124
01:19:32,954 --> 01:19:36,414
Do you know what we are, the three of us?
1125
01:19:38,126 --> 01:19:41,106
- What? - We're a fucking tripod.
1126
01:19:42,547 --> 01:19:44,687
- A tripod? - Yeah.
1127
01:19:44,925 --> 01:19:46,926
And you know what that means?
1128
01:19:46,927 --> 01:19:51,887
That means that if you kick out one of our legs, then we all fall.
1129
01:19:52,724 --> 01:19:54,564
Come on, baby.
1130
01:19:58,544 --> 01:19:59,844
[Sighs]
1131
01:19:59,148 --> 01:20:00,448
Fuck.
1132
01:20:02,735 --> 01:20:05,295
I know it was you, Klitzy.
1133
01:20:07,740 --> 01:20:11,260
- Where is she? - Oh, there they are. Hey.
1134
01:20:10,724 --> 01:20:12,684
[Squealing , Soul]
1135
01:20:12,453 --> 01:20:14,773
- Hey! - Hi, Danielle.
1136
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:17,220
Hi.
1137
01:20:18,126 --> 01:20:20,127
- Hey, let's get our luggage! - Yeah.
1138
01:20:20,128 --> 01:20:22,254
- Yeah! - All right?
1139
01:20:22,255 --> 01:20:25,415
- I'll be there in a minute. - Okay!
1140
01:20:28,176 --> 01:20:29,716
[Continues]
1141
01:20:42,859 --> 01:20:44,099
[Ends]
1142
01:20:45,237 --> 01:20:48,156
So if I pull this off, I get the 25 grand on Sunday?
1143
01:20:48,157 --> 01:20:51,951
Kid, you pull this off I'll take care of your little Samsung.
1144
01:20:51,952 --> 01:20:53,244
Samnang.
1145
01:20:53,245 --> 01:20:54,746
Whatever.
1146
01:20:54,747 --> 01:20:57,067
Have a nice prom, kid.
1147
01:21:00,043 --> 01:21:03,743
- All right, minions, over here. - Good luck.
1148
01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:09,554
[Rings]
1149
01:21:14,057 --> 01:21:15,837
Relax, relax.
1150
01:21:16,059 --> 01:21:19,339
You know what? Go wait in the car. Go.
1151
01:21:20,468 --> 01:21:21,768
[Blues]
1152
01:21:23,068 --> 01:21:24,428
Jesus.
1153
01:21:27,447 --> 01:21:31,807
Gentlemen, these are your prom dates, April and Ferrari.
1154
01:21:31,868 --> 01:21:34,668
Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz.
1155
01:21:36,831 --> 01:21:38,971
Your name is Klitz?
1156
01:21:39,334 --> 01:21:40,874
With a K.
1157
01:21:41,127 --> 01:21:45,255
[Eli] Okay, get a two-shot. Minions. All right, guys, get closer.
1158
01:21:45,256 --> 01:21:49,134
Yeah, that's right. Show me the love. Oh, feel it. Feel it!
1159
01:21:49,135 --> 01:21:50,975
- Nice. - Eli?
1160
01:21:51,054 --> 01:21:53,931
Do those girls go to your school?
1161
01:21:53,932 --> 01:21:55,712
Actually, no.
1162
01:21:55,767 --> 01:21:57,351
[Laughing] Mrs. Kidman...
1163
01:21:57,352 --> 01:22:00,812
...they're porn stars. - Oh, yeah, right.
1164
01:22:16,956 --> 01:22:18,616
You look...
1165
01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:22,043
You- You look really nice.
1166
01:22:22,044 --> 01:22:23,464
Thanks.
1167
01:22:23,754 --> 01:22:26,464
You really do, hon. You look so beautiful.
1168
01:22:26,465 --> 01:22:27,885
Really?
1169
01:22:27,967 --> 01:22:29,387
Thanks.
1170
01:22:48,238 --> 01:22:50,798
[Rap Rock] WELCOME TO THE SENIOR PROM
1171
01:22:57,974 --> 01:23:00,234
[Continues, Indistinct]
1172
01:23:01,479 --> 01:23:03,019
[Fades Out]
1173
01:23:03,914 --> 01:23:05,334
[Hip-hop]
1174
01:23:18,143 --> 01:23:20,644
What are all these cameras for?
1175
01:23:20,645 --> 01:23:22,785
For video yearbook.
1176
01:23:25,405 --> 01:23:26,945
[Continues]
1177
01:23:41,489 --> 01:23:42,729
[Ends]
1178
01:23:46,631 --> 01:23:50,467
So, what should we do? Should we start setting up?
1179
01:23:50,468 --> 01:23:53,345
Yeah, look, we just gotta keep this low-key, okay?
1180
01:23:53,346 --> 01:23:56,026
Okay. What are you gonna do?
1181
01:23:56,557 --> 01:23:59,057
I'm gonna get our actors.
1182
01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:04,564
- Dude, make sure they can act. - Yeah, all right.
1183
01:24:04,565 --> 01:24:08,152
- Just get out of here, okay? - Hey, I got this taken care of.
1184
01:24:08,153 --> 01:24:11,364
You just show this little lady a good time tonight, all right?
1185
01:24:10,822 --> 01:24:12,242
[Giggles]
1186
01:24:11,365 --> 01:24:14,033
- Minions, let's move. - Wait. So, what are we doing?
1187
01:24:14,034 --> 01:24:15,814
Relax, relax.
1188
01:24:20,332 --> 01:24:23,492
Come on, play it cool, play it cool.
1189
01:24:37,641 --> 01:24:40,321
Look, they're coming to you.
1190
01:24:40,561 --> 01:24:42,041
I, Matt.
1191
01:24:42,062 --> 01:24:44,562
- What's up? - What's up?
1192
01:24:44,648 --> 01:24:49,445
- Can we talk to you for a second? - Dude, I'm with my girl here.
1193
01:24:49,446 --> 01:24:51,655
[Danielle] - Sorry, man. - Should we come back?
1194
01:24:51,656 --> 01:24:54,456
No, I'll leave you guys alone.
1195
01:25:01,410 --> 01:25:03,190
[Clears Throat]
1196
01:25:07,338 --> 01:25:08,172
What's up?
1197
01:25:08,173 --> 01:25:10,340
Hey, man, what's up with those girls?
1198
01:25:10,341 --> 01:25:13,681
- What about them? - Are they, like...?
1199
01:25:15,138 --> 01:25:17,338
Are they porn stars?
1200
01:25:17,348 --> 01:25:19,248
- Yeah. - Shit.
1201
01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:23,937
I knew I recognized them. I knew it.
1202
01:25:23,938 --> 01:25:26,558
- Can we meet them? - Yeah.
1203
01:25:29,236 --> 01:25:31,946
How'd you boys like to be in a movie?
1204
01:25:31,947 --> 01:25:33,948
- What are these? - Your scripts.
1205
01:25:33,949 --> 01:25:35,950
Sign the release form at the top.
1206
01:25:35,951 --> 01:25:38,571
Come on, you guys, wait up!
1207
01:25:41,373 --> 01:25:43,153
PHOTO RELEASE
1208
01:25:46,754 --> 01:25:48,838
Are these our actors?
1209
01:25:48,839 --> 01:25:50,739
Just these two.
1210
01:25:51,050 --> 01:25:53,134
What about me, dude?
1211
01:25:53,135 --> 01:25:55,875
Sorry, bro. Party's all full.
1212
01:25:58,641 --> 01:26:00,241
Gentlemen.
1213
01:26:04,647 --> 01:26:08,887
As an artist, I want it to come from a truthful place.
1214
01:26:09,361 --> 01:26:10,961
Holy shit.
1215
01:26:15,242 --> 01:26:18,160
- Ferrari. Ferrari. Focus. Listen. - Oh, okay.
1216
01:26:18,161 --> 01:26:20,454
- Are we...? - No, I can do this. Don't worry.
1217
01:26:20,455 --> 01:26:23,615
Think Meryl Streep, Sophie's Choice.
1218
01:26:22,866 --> 01:26:24,526
[Alternative]
1219
01:26:31,967 --> 01:26:33,207
Hey.
1220
01:26:34,579 --> 01:26:36,839
[Chuckling , Continues]
1221
01:26:40,142 --> 01:26:42,852
[Eli] Next location! Come on, move!
1222
01:26:42,853 --> 01:26:45,473
Move, move, move! Let's go!
1223
01:26:50,864 --> 01:26:52,404
[Continues]
1224
01:26:52,238 --> 01:26:55,818
- I gotta be in this. - Shut up. Take this.
1225
01:27:10,339 --> 01:27:12,549
[Yells] Oh, come on! Take the pain!
1226
01:27:12,550 --> 01:27:15,410
Take the pain! Get up. Come on!
1227
01:27:17,847 --> 01:27:20,467
May I have a word with you?
1228
01:27:21,142 --> 01:27:24,352
- What's up? - I found this in the hallway.
1229
01:27:24,353 --> 01:27:26,354
Do you know what this is?
1230
01:27:26,355 --> 01:27:27,647
No, what is it?
1231
01:27:27,648 --> 01:27:31,048
Looks like a release form for something.
1232
01:27:31,153 --> 01:27:33,953
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
1233
01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:37,320
Have a good night.
1234
01:27:38,115 --> 01:27:39,655
[Continues]
1235
01:27:55,344 --> 01:27:57,053
You're strong.
1236
01:27:57,054 --> 01:27:58,763
You're firm.
1237
01:27:58,764 --> 01:28:01,084
But you have a secret.
1238
01:28:01,266 --> 01:28:03,226
Show that to me.
1239
01:28:12,554 --> 01:28:14,094
[Continues]
1240
01:28:16,741 --> 01:28:18,341
Thank you.
1241
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,700
For what?
1242
01:28:21,454 --> 01:28:23,714
I never went to prom.
1243
01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:27,508
[Continues]
1244
01:28:42,153 --> 01:28:43,393
[Ends]
1245
01:28:45,353 --> 01:28:47,253
Excuse me, sir?
1246
01:28:47,939 --> 01:28:50,019
We have a problem.
1247
01:28:51,943 --> 01:28:54,654
- What's wrong? - Derek didn't work out.
1248
01:28:54,655 --> 01:28:57,240
- What happened? - Let's just say he wasn't strong...
1249
01:28:57,241 --> 01:28:58,901
...or firm.
1250
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:01,578
Guys, I can't work like this.
1251
01:29:01,579 --> 01:29:03,872
Okay, relax. We'll just get somebody else.
1252
01:29:03,873 --> 01:29:04,664
There is nobody else.
1253
01:29:04,665 --> 01:29:07,167
I thought everyone's dying to be in this.
1254
01:29:07,168 --> 01:29:09,068
Not this scene.
1255
01:29:11,756 --> 01:29:13,256
All right.
1256
01:29:13,257 --> 01:29:15,577
This is the key scene.
1257
01:29:15,676 --> 01:29:19,436
If we don't get this, Hugo's not gonna buy it.
1258
01:29:19,472 --> 01:29:22,140
Yeah, well, somebody's gotta step up.
1259
01:29:22,141 --> 01:29:25,268
- Why are you looking at me? - Because you're doing it.
1260
01:29:25,269 --> 01:29:27,771
Whoa, whoa, Mr. I-Just-Wanna-Bang-Hot-Chicks.
1261
01:29:27,772 --> 01:29:30,272
Here's your first chance.
1262
01:29:30,441 --> 01:29:32,567
Klitz, I can't act and direct, okay?
1263
01:29:32,568 --> 01:29:34,152
Oh, okay, fine. I'll direct.
1264
01:29:34,153 --> 01:29:35,946
- You're a director now? - Yeah, I am.
1265
01:29:35,947 --> 01:29:38,073
Okay, Spielberg, what lens will you use?
1266
01:29:38,074 --> 01:29:39,742
[Arguing Continues] - It's a video camera. - So?
1267
01:29:39,743 --> 01:29:42,661
Dude, you don't need to change the lens on a video camera.
1268
01:29:42,662 --> 01:29:45,873
You know what? Take this camera and shove it up your ass!
1269
01:29:45,874 --> 01:29:47,534
I'll do it.
1270
01:29:52,839 --> 01:29:55,341
You guys have been great, but this is my mess.
1271
01:29:55,342 --> 01:29:57,468
- I'll clean it up. - Matt. Matt.
1272
01:29:57,469 --> 01:30:01,349
Your face is gonna be in this. Think about that.
1273
01:30:32,755 --> 01:30:35,495
- Come here, baby. - Let's...
1274
01:30:36,551 --> 01:30:38,811
Picture's up, people.
1275
01:30:51,149 --> 01:30:52,774
Are you ready, hon?
1276
01:30:52,775 --> 01:30:54,075
Yeah.
1277
01:30:54,277 --> 01:30:56,477
Okay, let's do this.
1278
01:31:04,371 --> 01:31:05,731
[Door Opens] And...
1279
01:31:06,457 --> 01:31:08,057
...action.
1280
01:31:11,754 --> 01:31:14,794
What the hell is going on in here?
1281
01:31:17,342 --> 01:31:19,552
- Nobody move! - Oh, shit.
1282
01:31:19,553 --> 01:31:22,053
Who is in charge of this?
1283
01:31:22,973 --> 01:31:24,974
I asked you people a question!
1284
01:31:24,975 --> 01:31:27,295
Who is in charge here?
1285
01:31:40,950 --> 01:31:42,430
Fuck it.
1286
01:32:12,982 --> 01:32:15,902
All right, everybody, take five.
1287
01:32:16,778 --> 01:32:18,278
What's wrong?
1288
01:32:18,279 --> 01:32:20,156
I can't do this.
1289
01:32:20,157 --> 01:32:21,997
[Door Opens] What happened?
1290
01:32:33,754 --> 01:32:36,074
[Eli] What are you gonna do?
1291
01:32:38,384 --> 01:32:41,124
I don't know. Doesn't matter.
1292
01:32:44,557 --> 01:32:45,737
No.
1293
01:32:46,684 --> 01:32:48,344
I'll do it.
1294
01:32:48,978 --> 01:32:50,770
Klitz, it's cool. You don't have to-
1295
01:32:50,771 --> 01:32:53,031
No, no, I'm doing it.
1296
01:32:53,274 --> 01:32:54,514
Why?
1297
01:32:55,651 --> 01:32:58,511
Because we're a fucking tripod.
1298
01:32:59,155 --> 01:33:02,795
[Eli] All right, here we go, people. Picture's up.
1299
01:33:03,577 --> 01:33:06,746
Listen, I know this is unprofessional...
1300
01:33:06,747 --> 01:33:09,081
...but I think you're really cute.
1301
01:33:09,082 --> 01:33:10,802
Yeah, right.
1302
01:33:11,668 --> 01:33:13,388
I'm serious.
1303
01:33:14,463 --> 01:33:16,183
Really cute.
1304
01:33:16,757 --> 01:33:19,017
How we doing, Klitzy?
1305
01:33:19,885 --> 01:33:21,552
Fucking great, man.
1306
01:33:21,553 --> 01:33:23,262
Let's do this.
1307
01:33:23,263 --> 01:33:24,923
And action!
1308
01:33:25,931 --> 01:33:27,171
[Rock]
1309
01:33:46,887 --> 01:33:48,427
[Continues]
1310
01:34:02,472 --> 01:34:03,712
[Ends]
1311
01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:17,930
See you guys.
1312
01:34:20,154 --> 01:34:22,174
Good night, guys.
1313
01:34:27,371 --> 01:34:28,671
So...
1314
01:34:29,081 --> 01:34:32,961
...what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
1315
01:34:42,649 --> 01:34:44,009
[Ballad]
1316
01:35:04,540 --> 01:35:06,080
[Continues]
1317
01:35:34,873 --> 01:35:36,113
[Ends]
1318
01:35:41,647 --> 01:35:43,727
[Cell Phone Ringing]
1319
01:35:47,369 --> 01:35:49,579
- Hello? - We're dead.
1320
01:35:49,580 --> 01:35:52,082
- Eli? - Dude, the tape's not here.
1321
01:35:52,083 --> 01:35:53,583
- I can't find it. - What?
1322
01:35:53,584 --> 01:35:57,087
Dude, I'm not kidding, okay? I've looked everywhere, okay?
1323
01:35:57,088 --> 01:35:57,962
All right, calm down.
1324
01:35:57,963 --> 01:36:00,048
No, dude, you calm down! It's gone!
1325
01:36:00,049 --> 01:36:03,259
- What do you mean it's gone? - I mean it's freaking gone.
1326
01:36:03,260 --> 01:36:05,261
Somebody stole it!
1327
01:36:05,262 --> 01:36:06,679
Jesus Christ!
1328
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:09,600
Matthew, could you come in here?
1329
01:36:13,979 --> 01:36:16,059
This is Mr. Simon.
1330
01:36:18,067 --> 01:36:22,607
He says he has something very important to discuss with us.
1331
01:36:25,366 --> 01:36:27,746
Why don't you sit down.
1332
01:36:30,372 --> 01:36:32,748
Actually, if you don't mind...
1333
01:36:32,749 --> 01:36:36,509
...may I have a word with the boy alone first?
1334
01:36:36,670 --> 01:36:37,970
Sure.
1335
01:36:47,264 --> 01:36:49,224
So how was prom?
1336
01:36:51,476 --> 01:36:53,477
- That's mine. - You know, we were fine.
1337
01:36:53,478 --> 01:36:56,772
But now you go and do this? This was my idea.
1338
01:36:56,773 --> 01:36:59,650
Now I'm really gonna fuck your shit up.
1339
01:36:59,651 --> 01:37:02,151
I'm gonna need that back.
1340
01:37:04,990 --> 01:37:06,950
Take it from me.
1341
01:37:09,954 --> 01:37:11,374
Yeah...
1342
01:37:12,081 --> 01:37:14,581
...what are you gonna do?
1343
01:37:16,085 --> 01:37:18,170
I don't have to do anything.
1344
01:37:18,171 --> 01:37:20,071
Hugo Posh will.
1345
01:37:20,173 --> 01:37:23,393
Yeah, he's my partner on this, 50-50.
1346
01:37:24,051 --> 01:37:26,762
So could I please have my tape back?
1347
01:37:26,763 --> 01:37:28,303
[Coughs] Fuck you!
1348
01:37:29,682 --> 01:37:32,350
Fuck you. I'm taking your half then.
1349
01:37:32,351 --> 01:37:36,188
No. That money's going to Samnang. The money you stole from him.
1350
01:37:36,189 --> 01:37:39,775
You say that like I care. I don't give a shit.
1351
01:37:39,776 --> 01:37:42,068
You're giving me your half.
1352
01:37:42,069 --> 01:37:43,969
And if I don't?
1353
01:37:44,864 --> 01:37:46,404
Showtime.
1354
01:37:52,664 --> 01:37:54,924
- Okay. - Okay, what?
1355
01:37:56,877 --> 01:37:58,961
Show them the tape.
1356
01:37:58,962 --> 01:38:01,342
I'm not fucking around.
1357
01:38:02,257 --> 01:38:04,817
I just don't care anymore.
1358
01:38:06,178 --> 01:38:07,598
This...
1359
01:38:07,888 --> 01:38:10,508
...is gonna be interesting.
1360
01:38:14,353 --> 01:38:16,973
Dan, Marci, Mr. Salinger...
1361
01:38:17,064 --> 01:38:20,358
...would you mind joining me in the living room for a second?
1362
01:38:20,359 --> 01:38:21,719
Great.
1363
01:38:29,284 --> 01:38:34,124
Matthew, is there anything you want to say before we watch this?
1364
01:38:36,793 --> 01:38:39,533
Okay, then. On with the show.
1365
01:38:42,382 --> 01:38:44,402
Hello. I'm April.
1366
01:38:44,676 --> 01:38:46,468
And I'm Ferrari.
1367
01:38:46,469 --> 01:38:50,389
You may recognize us as stars of the adult entertainment industry.
1368
01:38:50,390 --> 01:38:52,683
And today we're taking time out to talk about...
1369
01:38:52,684 --> 01:38:54,560
...a very important subject.
1370
01:38:54,561 --> 01:38:56,341
- Sex. - Sex.
1371
01:38:57,272 --> 01:38:59,773
Special events such as senior prom...
1372
01:38:59,774 --> 01:39:01,066
...place added pressure on young teens...
1373
01:39:01,067 --> 01:39:04,278
...to lose their virginity and engage in unprotected sex.
1374
01:39:04,279 --> 01:39:06,780
I know I lost my virginity at my senior...
1375
01:39:06,781 --> 01:39:08,866
...prom. When'd you lose yours, April?
1376
01:39:08,867 --> 01:39:11,607
- When I was 10. - Moving on.
1377
01:39:12,079 --> 01:39:14,664
In this video, we'll go through.
1378
01:39:14,665 --> 01:39:16,374
...everything from kissing to foreplay.
1379
01:39:16,375 --> 01:39:20,378
And for our finale, we'll show you how to put a condom on properly...
1380
01:39:20,379 --> 01:39:22,672
...using a real person.
1381
01:39:22,673 --> 01:39:25,467
No cucumbers or bananas in this video.
1382
01:39:25,468 --> 01:39:27,677
So for those of you naughty boys...
1383
01:39:27,678 --> 01:39:29,763
...expecting to see a raunchy porn video...
1384
01:39:29,764 --> 01:39:33,057
...you might as well turn this off now...
1385
01:39:33,058 --> 01:39:34,976
...because you're not gonna see sex.
1386
01:39:34,977 --> 01:39:36,686
What the fuck is this shit?
1387
01:39:36,687 --> 01:39:39,547
You're gonna see sex education.
1388
01:39:41,692 --> 01:39:44,312
The ELI EXPERIENCE presents
1389
01:39:44,653 --> 01:39:48,653
[Fanfare] ADULT EDUCATION Sex Education for the 21st Century
1390
01:39:50,993 --> 01:39:53,733
This is interesting, Matthew.
1391
01:39:56,458 --> 01:39:57,758
Yeah.
1392
01:39:57,959 --> 01:40:00,879
Yeah, I think it's a great idea.
1393
01:40:03,757 --> 01:40:07,676
Well, you remember those sex-ed films back in our day.
1394
01:40:07,677 --> 01:40:11,180
Well, I'll tell you, if they were anything like this...
1395
01:40:11,181 --> 01:40:15,601
...we sure would've paid more attention, don't you think?
1396
01:40:15,977 --> 01:40:18,357
I think it's atrocious.
1397
01:40:21,191 --> 01:40:22,551
But...
1398
01:40:22,692 --> 01:40:24,892
...the hell with it.
1399
01:40:25,779 --> 01:40:28,280
The kids today are so goddamn screwed up...
1400
01:40:28,281 --> 01:40:32,221
...maybe this is the only way you can reach them.
1401
01:40:34,288 --> 01:40:37,165
You just might have something here, Matthew.
1402
01:40:37,166 --> 01:40:39,666
[Mrs. Kidman] I think it's pretty wild.
1403
01:40:40,169 --> 01:40:43,569
This could really sell, don't you think?
1404
01:40:43,589 --> 01:40:47,259
How'd you come up with such an idea, Matthew?
1405
01:40:47,260 --> 01:40:49,160
What can I say?
1406
01:40:49,971 --> 01:40:52,591
It's like a gift, you know?
1407
01:40:52,974 --> 01:40:55,714
It's like I can't control it.
1408
01:40:59,063 --> 01:41:01,443
We've Only. Just Begun.
1409
01:41:03,776 --> 01:41:05,277
[Girl's Voice] YEARBOOKS TODAY!
1410
01:41:05,278 --> 01:41:09,072
Courtney Booth. I will always remember late nights in Cabby-
1411
01:41:09,073 --> 01:41:11,074
[Boy's Voice] Eric Zierdal. I'll always remember-
1412
01:41:11,075 --> 01:41:12,576
Kurt Kilgore. I will-
1413
01:41:12,577 --> 01:41:13,785
Joseph Croft.
1414
01:41:13,786 --> 01:41:16,581
I will always remember wrestling and the great memories we had.
1415
01:41:16,582 --> 01:41:20,042
[Matthew] Matthew Kidman. I will always remember...
1416
01:41:22,171 --> 01:41:25,089
...the three legs of the tripod.
1417
01:41:25,090 --> 01:41:28,676
I'm here with Hugo Posh, the producer of Adult Education...
1418
01:41:28,677 --> 01:41:32,180
...the hottest-selling sex-education video ever made...
1419
01:41:32,181 --> 01:41:35,183
...being utilized in classrooms across the globe.
1420
01:41:35,184 --> 01:41:39,687
Hugo, you're known primarily as a hard-core pornographer, correct?
1421
01:41:39,688 --> 01:41:41,189
[Matthew Narrating] My business partner.
1422
01:41:41,190 --> 01:41:42,774
Let me break it down for you
1423
01:41:42,775 --> 01:41:46,775
See, Hugo Posh isn't just tits. He isn't just ass.
1424
01:41:46,987 --> 01:41:51,491
I mean, yes, he is those things, but Hugo Posh is also heart.
1425
01:41:51,492 --> 01:41:53,452
What an ass-bag.
1426
01:41:53,994 --> 01:41:55,996
[Classic Rock] THE JUICE WAS WORTH THE SQUEEZE
1427
01:41:55,997 --> 01:41:57,717
Fucking kid.
1428
01:41:58,291 --> 01:42:00,292
[Matthew] My student advisor.
1429
01:42:00,293 --> 01:42:02,373
All right, people.
1430
01:42:02,796 --> 01:42:04,463
Let's make some fucky-fucky.
1431
01:42:04,464 --> 01:42:07,466
[Barry Bloom] Now, Hugo, you and your partner have made millions on this.
1432
01:42:07,467 --> 01:42:10,267
So who is this silent partner?
1433
01:42:10,595 --> 01:42:13,815
[Hugo] Well, he prefers to remain anonymous.
1434
01:42:14,112 --> 01:42:15,652
[Continues]
1435
01:42:21,189 --> 01:42:23,869
You better cure cancer, kid.
1436
01:42:24,359 --> 01:42:26,360
[Matthew] The next Einstein.
1437
01:42:26,361 --> 01:42:29,221
All right. Yeah, next question.
1438
01:42:29,364 --> 01:42:31,657
- All right. - Eli's calling card.
1439
01:42:31,658 --> 01:42:33,992
- How about you, buddy? - Yeah, Mr. Brooks...
1440
01:42:33,993 --> 01:42:36,286
...why did you decide to skip film school?
1441
01:42:36,287 --> 01:42:38,289
Don't you think you're a little young?
1442
01:42:38,290 --> 01:42:39,791
Shut the fuck up!
1443
01:42:39,792 --> 01:42:41,459
Next question! Faster!
1444
01:42:41,460 --> 01:42:45,100
I got the tape! Can you see? I got the tape!
1445
01:42:45,965 --> 01:42:47,966
For our finale, I will now demonstrate...
1446
01:42:47,967 --> 01:42:49,092
...the proper technique...
1447
01:42:49,093 --> 01:42:50,760
...for putting a condom on the real thing.
1448
01:42:50,761 --> 01:42:52,762
Is my volunteer ready?
1449
01:42:52,763 --> 01:42:54,843
Klitz's big debut.
1450
01:42:54,890 --> 01:42:58,350
[Continues] Shut up, shut up! Here he is, here he is.
1451
01:43:03,166 --> 01:43:04,466
[Gasps]
1452
01:43:04,358 --> 01:43:06,798
Jesus, look at that guy.
1453
01:43:07,862 --> 01:43:09,522
He is huge.
1454
01:43:11,909 --> 01:43:13,449
[Continues]
1455
01:43:15,369 --> 01:43:18,349
My own scholarship to Georgetown.
1456
01:43:23,378 --> 01:43:26,172
And of course, I'll never forget...
1457
01:43:26,173 --> 01:43:28,493
...the girl next door.
1458
01:43:35,474 --> 01:43:37,194
[Continues] As for me...
1459
01:43:38,393 --> 01:43:40,953
...I'm just going with it.
97044
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