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(opening theme playing)
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T-e-e-n-t-i-t-a-n-s.
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3-5-10-6-0.
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Automated voice:
Code accepted.
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Retinal scan.
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Retina accepted.
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Enter rhythm code.
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(musical rhythm playing)
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(different musical notes
playing)
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Automated voice:
Perfect.
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Welcome, robin.
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(yells) no!
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-(rattling)
-(video game noises)
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(all coughing)
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Alright, where is it?
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Which one of you took it?
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-Tell me now.
-(coughing)
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Dude, what are you
talking about?
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-Where is my sandwich?
-Uh.
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I do not know.
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And i do not care.
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Yeah, bro.
I know you're serious about
your legendary sandwiches,
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But come on!
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It wasn't just legendary,
it was perfect.
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For years,
i've worked to improve
my sandwich making skills.
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I traveled the world
to learn masters
of sandwich construction.
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(asian music playing)
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(sniffs) ah!
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(swishing)
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(chuckles)
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Robin: But i wasn't satisfied.
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Every bite i took washaunted by the knowledgethat i could do better.
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Until one night,it came to me.
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The perfect sandwich.
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After three daysof work in the lab, i had it.
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Perfection on twoslices of bread,which were also perfect.
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All that was leftwas to crisp itin the refrigerator.
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However, when i returned,
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It was gone.
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Well, that's the longest
story about making a sandwich
i ever had to sit through.
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Nobody's leaving
this room until i get
to the bottom of this.
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-Uh, bye.
-We're out.
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Do not worry, robin.
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I am sure you will
find your missing lunch meal.
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Oh, i will.
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(rattling)
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(gasps)
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What?
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Hey, are you hacking
into my data logs?
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-This is an invasion
of privacy.
-(modem noises)
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Sounds like you have
something to hide.
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Now, let's see where
you really were when
my sandwich was stolen.
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(computer sounds)
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(cyborg chuckles)
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Ooh-hoo!
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(gasps)
mm. Mm!
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Are these padded?
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My butt looks so good
in these tights.
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Looks like you have an alibi.
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Do we need to talk?
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Starfire: Hello.
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Robin, is that you?
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Robin: Yes.
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You are hooked up
to my patent pending
lie detector machine.
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So i'll know if you're lying.
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Now, did you
steal my sandwich?
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I did not.
I was doing the handstands.
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And before that i had
the toasts from france
for breakfast.
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And before that i was
asleep and before that
i read the book.
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And before that i brushed
each of my tooths.
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(dinging)
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Yeah, okay, okay.
I've heard enough.
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One last question.
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Do you love me?
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Yes.
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Did you just lie to me?
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Yes.
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I did not wish
to hurt the feelings.
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(sighs) i see.
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Could you learn to love me?
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-No.
-Very well.
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-Is there any
circumstance where...
-No.
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-Thank you for your time.
-(rattling)
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Are you sure?
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Do not eat that taco.
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You'll contaminate
a possible crime scene.
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Crime scene?
What are you talking
about, dude?
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Inside you're tummy.
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I didn't eat
your sandwich, dude.
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I'm a vegetarian.
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Or are you?
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Raven, transport me
into beast boy's stomach.
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-Okay.
-(groaning)
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(screaming)
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Aw, maybe i should
have shrunk him first.
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-(burping)
-(sputtering)
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(gasping)
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No sign of the sandwich
in there.
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Dude, come on!
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Going inside beast boy,
injecting starfire,
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Hacking my very
sensitive files.
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I don't even know
what you did to raven.
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-He asked, i said no.
-Really, that's all?
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You must release
yourself of this sandwich
obsession, robin.
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Let it go, dude.
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No way! Never letting things
go is what makes me
a good crime fighter.
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Oh, come on, man.
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You gotta let some things go.
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Like what are you
going to do when starfire
marries some dude?
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Plans have been made.
Now, let's see.
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(vocalizes)
the thief was smart,
agile, well-trained.
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So that eliminates
all of you.
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I got it!
(chuckles)
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It's so obvious.
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There's only one person
that could have gotten
past my defenses.
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-Me!
-(dings)
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You ate of the sandwich?
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Not me now, future me.
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It's so clear.
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I never got over
the taste of that
perfect sandwich.
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I was so haunted by it
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That i traveled back in time
to eat it again
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Before i ever ate it
in the first place.
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Robin has left the tower.
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Seriously, man, let it go.
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Never!
To the time machine!
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Beast boy:
Where'd you get
a time machine?
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(computer scanning noises)
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Robin: There i am.
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Let's get me.
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-You guys coming?
-Nah, we're just
gonna hang here.
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(music playing)
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Honey, i'm home.
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(chuckles)
i'm just kidding.
I live alone.
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(grunts)
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Where is it?
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Whoa, young me.
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-How's it going?
-Don't play dumb.
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Just remember.
Anything i do to my body now
affects yours in the future.
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Now talk.
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Huh?
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Okay, then we'll do it
the hard way.
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Aw! Ugh!
(grunts)
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You feel that,
future self?
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Uh, i guess
i remember it hurting.
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Oh yeah?
How about this?
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(groaning)
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How about that?
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Oh, yeah.
(chuckles)
that totally stung.
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Robin, stop!
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You are injuring yourself
over the sandwich.
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Oh, the perfect sandwich.
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(chuckles)
that's what this is all about.
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Yeah, i was super
bummed when that vanished.
155
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But you learn
to let things go.
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Now, i know you're lying.
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I would never
let anything go.
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Besides, i don't need
your confession.
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You're me and i know me.
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There's only one place
i'd put it.
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The sandwich
is in your refrigerator.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
Let's not go crazy here.
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See, no sandwich.
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Just sadness.
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No! That's impossible.
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So long, weirdo.
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Ah! It is nice
to have visitors.
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(croaks)
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Man, i'm bored.
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Argh, i know.
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Oh, lets prank call
our future selves.
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Yeah.
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-(dialing)
-(ringing)
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-Hello, is this cyborg?
-(indistinct mumbling)
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I was wondering
if your refrigerator
is running.
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Then you better catch it.
Booyah!
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(both laughing)
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My turn, my turn, my turn!
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-(dialing)
-(ringing)
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(clears throat) hi.
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(chuckles)
is beast boy there?
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-(indistinct mumbling)
-he did?
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How?
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Really?
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Well, um,
i'm sorry to hear that.
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(whimpers)
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Dude, are you okay?
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(whines)
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(meekly)
that was a bad idea.
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We still on
the sandwich thing?
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-Yeah.
-I got it!
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Old me did steal the sandwich,
but then the sandwich...
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Grew legs and walked away?
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Legs? No, stay with me,
cyborg that's ridiculous.
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It floated away.
196
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Of course it did, robin.
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(whispers)
we should call the doctor.
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To the teleporter.
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We don't have a teleporter.
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Oh, where are we now?
201
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I made that sandwich,
uh, a little too perfect.
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So perfect that when old me
didn't eat it immediately,
203
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It evolved intoa super-intelligence
204
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And traveled into spaceto learn about the natureof the universe.
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Robin, perhaps it is time
to simply let it go.
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(chuckles) let it go.
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Never!
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00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,319
Robin:
Sandwich, where are you?
209
00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:17,388
I am sorry your sandwich
went missing,
210
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,957
But it's definitely not here
on some alien planet...
211
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,426
(planet rumbling)
212
00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,997
Welcome, travelers.
213
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It is i, the perfect sandwich.
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After future robin
stole me,
215
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I escaped from his
one-bedroom apartment
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00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,907
And came here
to ponder the universe.
217
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Huh, i told you.
218
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,244
And through meditation,
219
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,147
I have realized
life's greatest secret.
220
00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,817
Oh, tell us please.
221
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:49,187
That the sandwich
is the supreme form of life
222
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And all others
must be destroyed.
223
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,124
Goodbye.
224
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,692
(laughs maniacally)
225
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,296
Titans, go!
226
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,302
(yelping)
227
00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:07,805
(crunching)
228
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,875
Oh!
(groans)
229
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,781
Ahhh! Ahhh!
230
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,182
(screams)
231
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,418
Ahhh!
232
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,853
(laughs maniacally)
233
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,322
Nothing can destroy
the perfect sandwich.
234
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,624
Nothing except the mouth
of its creator.
235
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,193
-What are you waiting for?
-For you to say it.
236
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,795
Say what?
237
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,164
That i was right.
You should never
let things go.
238
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-Fine, in some situations...
-Nope, never.
239
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:39,704
You were right, robin,
and you should never
let the things go.
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Thank you.
241
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:44,742
(chomps)
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00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,745
(yells)
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00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,184
(gobbling)
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00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,720
Perfect.
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