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Split up,
and meet me at my house.
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Good morning, it's 5:00 AM. Earlier tonight,
a terrorist attack at the power plant
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destroyed the plant's regulator.
Security cameras were disabled.
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Authorities are still
looking into the vandals
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and officials still do
not know who was involved.
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This one's alive too.
No response, catatonic.
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What the fuck happened, man?
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Somebody dose him to
get to the regulator?
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Are those footprints?
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What the...
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So I say to the guy,
"What is this? Johnny on a pony?"
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And he says...
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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♪ Boyoyoyoyoyoyoying! ♪
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Boyoyoyoyoying.
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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- Boyoyoyoyoying...
- Boyoyoyoyoying
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Boyoyoyoyoying...
Boyoyoyoyoying.
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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Boyoyoyoyoying?
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Boyoyoyoyoying...
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Boyoyoyoyoying...
Boyoyoyoyoying...
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Boyoyoyoyoying...
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Boyoyoyoyoying...
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
Boyoyoyoyoying...
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Boyoyoyoyoying!
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Boyoyoyoyoying, boyoyoyoyoying,
boyoyoyoyoying...
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Boyoyoyoyoying, boyoyoyoyoying...
boyoyoyoyoying
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Boyoyoyoyoying...
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Boyoyoyoyoying...
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One, two, three, hit it!
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♪ Congratulations,
You the one, boy ♪
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♪ You sparked a light up on the world ♪
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♪ We raised you to be a fighter ♪
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♪ You shine just like a Jheri curl ♪
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♪ You up the ante, make the
whole world drop their panties ♪
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♪ 'Cause you... ♪♪
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Why, what, what, what, what,
why you bringing up panties?
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It's a metaphor.
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- Metaphor for what?
- Just something that people can relate to.
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Panties, revolution.
Big drawers. Parachute.
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Baby. We are so proud of you.
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I had to break open the
protective dome with my bare hands
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because these Electro-Brapapaps,
they broke after three hits.
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Yeah, well.
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Y'all didn't have to go
through the sewer like we did.
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I think that fucked me up more than almost
losing my life in a high speed chase.
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Where y'all totaled my car!
It's my baby, man!
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What the hell were y'all
doing driving, anyway?
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You're like six inches tall!
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We the reason why no police
follow y'all back home, bitch.
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- It's not their fault.
- Right, it's your fault.
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My car was just collateral
damage in your shit.
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- You saying that it's about my ego?
- Yeah.
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It's a valid point. I mean, I,
I don't agree...
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Well if you don't agree,
then you think that it's incorrect.
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- No, I'm just saying it's...
- Yes. An incorrect point
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- is not a valid point by definition.
- A valid point is a valid point.
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That doesn't mean that...
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- What you should say is...
- The point has to be true,
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- it's just valid.
- "He's wrong about it
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being about your ego."
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- But why would I say that?
- Just say that...
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I'm saying I agree
that it's a valid point
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and I agree that it's
not about your ego...
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Then just say that
it's not a valid point.
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- But I agree that the point is...
- It doesn't make sense
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to agree to that because you should just
say it's not about my ego.
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I don't have the ego.
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You going off the deep end, bro.
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- Okay, well, let's celebrate.
- Yeah, let's have a good time.
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Because tonight we brought
everybody's power back on, right?
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And, and, and after this, posters.
There's posters that we can,
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we can, we can post them up together
because we have to get the message out.
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And there's different ones
and they're cool, too.
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And I just need help putting them up.
And you guys can help me hand these out.
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- What. What...the fuck?
- Bro. Are you kidding me?
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What the fuck is going on?
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Calm down.
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H... Hold on... hold on, let me think.
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Oh, so they can just replace the
regulator as soon as we destroy it?
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- The fuck is that?
- Breech in sector one.
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- I don't know.
- Breech in sector one.
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I thought you said nobody would know who
did it until after we announced it.
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- I'm a giant, not a psychic.
- Somebody out there.
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Is that The Hero?
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There's no need to panic.
You're in a nearly impenetrable fortress.
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Fuck you mean nearly?
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Yeah. Excuse me, ma'am.
What does nearly mean?
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- Ma'am?
- Hey man, relax.
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Bro. Do you know who that is?
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Hey man, just be quiet.
You fuckin' us up.
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You supposed to pull one of these things
off the wall and handle business.
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Shut the fuck up!
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You supposed
to be the leader, right?
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I don't really hear you
talking too much now.
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Okay, okay, okay! You guys
need to leave right now.
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How are we gonna leave?
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There is a billionaire tech mogul outside
with rocket launchers!
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And, and I'm not even the
homie with the car no more.
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- That was my one power!
- There's a passage down here.
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Hurry up. Come on.
Come on. Hop in. Hurry, hurry.
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Bear, do not eat that brownie, okay?
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Fuck you make this
place out of, huh? Love?
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Once you go down and
around, you gon' end up downtown.
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You're a weird guy.
Hey Flora, you coming?
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Hey. I'm not going anywhere,
I'm not leaving you here.
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Somebody needs to help Felix
and the Lower Bottom folks out.
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Flora, you're the only
one who has powers, okay?
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Okay?
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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- Flora, let's go.
- Go, go...
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- Okay.
- Be safe, okay? I love you, too.
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Want you to know,
we proud of you.
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You took it upon yourself to become
the man that you needed to be.
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The whole idea was to show people
that we can win something.
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That we can do something to change things.
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It seems like we're fighting
just to say we're fighting now.
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Do you see how quickly they
put the fucking regulator back on?
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This is stupid.
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I mean, if we, even if we win against
The Hero, what is winning now?
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Stop talking! We need to act!
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Okay, okay.
Let, let's talk about actions.
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20 years you guys hide and
then you blame it on me
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and you don't do anything besides
sit there and theorize some...
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I made all these weapons
you about to use right now.
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They don't even work, Dad!
This is a fucking phone on a headband!
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I made those before the
iPhones even came out.
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I don't trust y'all.
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The only person that's knowledgeable,
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that I can think of, who will
talk to me straight, is Jones.
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She was right about this heist.
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Nah, Jones with that half-assed shit.
Let me tell you somethin'...
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We had to keep you trapped inside.
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To keep your ass alive.
And yeah, we lied to you.
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Because you needed to be lied to.
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We couldn't have made
this happen otherwise!
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I understand if you don't trust us...
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But this is how it had to be!
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Okay? I'm not gonna say what
you wanna hear right now.
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So you wanna do things
your way? Go to Jones.
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Jones is wonderful.
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Go to her.
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- Stop interrupting me!
- Attention. That's whatchu' want.
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- I mean, consideration.
- That's what the fuck, okay.
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Yo. You talk all this big shit
about working together
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and keeping us all connected, but you act
like what you do doesn't affect me.
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- I wanna know you think about me.
- Look, come here.
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No.
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Hell no! It's not fair.
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You win the arguments and we both lose.
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Jones.
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I need your help.
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Fuck.
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I told you that Band Aid shit won't work.
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It's not just about changing shit,
it's how we change it.
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I just thought I could...
give people inspiration to fight.
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You know?
Like show 'em we have power.
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Look over there.
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We're shuttin' shit down
at the source of power.
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This general strike is growing all over!
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Cootie, get outta here!
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Great Polypheme.
Let us help you. Quick, come inside.
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Come! Quickly, quickly, this way.
Let us help you. In here.
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Hey. Hey!
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Hey, what the fuck?
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What the fuck? Hey!
What are you doing?
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- What the fuck?
- Get the eye!
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The Great Polypheme.
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"Shall sacrifice one eye to save us all."
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- Sam sticky note number 32.
- No! No! Fuck you!
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We didn't think you'd
come to us soon...
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But here we are!
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With this eye...
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The Great Polypheme
will impart on us, his wisdom,
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his sight, his virility.
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Heart, head, hands feet,
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as long as I push there's no defeat.
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Shit!
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- Sorry. We love you Great Polypheme!
- Cootie. Watch out.
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No. Stay down!
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- It's time for a replay. You ready?
- What's your endgame?
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Shut the fuck up.
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You're not, you're not a killer, Cootie!
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Please, please.
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- Call me Thug One.
- Fine, Thug One. Fine.
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No, it sounds stupid when you say it.
You call me Cootie. Call me Cootie!
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I, I did. I just called you Cootie,
but you just told me to call you Thug One.
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- That's what you wanted to go by.
- Get to the point. Get to the point!
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Okay, okay. Look, look,
I'm, I'm, I, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I, I was, I was wrong.
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I needed the world to see a real
super villain, and to see me defeat him.
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But I, I, I misjudged you.
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I, I misjudged what the world needs.
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It doesn't need one.
It needs, it needs two!
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Look, you and me,
right there, a dynamic duo.
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You and me together, Thug One. Uh, Cootie.
You and me together. Cootie.
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Putting a new face on justice. Together.
Together we can do anything.
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- I just have one question for you.
- Oh, okay?
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Why the hell, in issue
247 of The Hero...
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Does Shalamo not have
the Incisor Lapel Emitter?
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Think about it.
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Do you have any idea how long
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I have been waiting for
someone to point that out?
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I didn't think anybody was ever
gonna get that, but you got it.
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- That's a great question!
- I'm glad we worked this out, you know.
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I don't wanna fight anymore.
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Yeah, we can, we can,
we can work together.
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I wanna work with you.
I've always wanted to work with you.
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Let me tell you something.
You love comic books.
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- So much.
- I love comic books.
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- Fuckin' so much.
- Sometimes when I'm...
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When I'm writing comic books,
I, I hide clues in plain sight.
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Sometimes they don't lead to anything.
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And sometimes, they lead to...
everything.
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Pull your damn pants up.
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You stay down.
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I'm taking you to your specially
built prison. Don't stress.
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They're just gonna sentence
you to a couple of decades.
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Fuck you.
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You'll learn a trade, make some new
friends, and maybe even find God.
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Cootie! I gotchu', I gotchu'.
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You fucking fascist, aluminum fuck!
You fuckin' bitch!
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Show him your thing.
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Your thing. The thing you do.
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Hurry up. Before those
thoughts catch up to you.
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My thoughts have caught up with me.
They tell me I'm right.
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Let me explain why you're wrong.
Three minutes max.
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- Why would I do that?
- You're fair. Lookin' to do what's right.
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'Cause... You're a storyteller.
You'll appreciate this.
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Okay. You got me.
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Three minutes.
What's your opening line?
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You're part of the
reason that crime exists.
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- Conversation over.
- Just listen.
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If I'm wrong,
you ain't got nothing to worry about.
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Just at least show the people that...
you're a reasonable person.
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'Cause you are.
You're the good guy. Right?
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Okay.
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Capitalism must have
unemployment to exist.
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The way the boss stops you
from asking for more money
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is to threaten you implicitly
or explicitly with firing you.
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If there were full employment,
people could ask whatever pay they want.
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There'd be no one to replace them.
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Publications like the Wall Street Journal
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and Financial Times openly worry
when the unemployment rate goes too low
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because wages go up,
profit and stock values go down.
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Capitalism must have an army of
unemployed workers in order to exist
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and what do you have when you have
an army of unemployed workers?
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You have an army of unemployed
workers who want to eat.
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And humans are not gonna
let themselves just starve.
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So they get involved...
in illegal business.
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You're leaving
out assaults. Murder.
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All business, legal and illegal,
uses violence to regulate itself.
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Run.
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Run!
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If you try to run out of the grocery store
with a cart full of groceries,
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either you're gonna get away with it
or someone's gonna physically stop you.
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Whether it's
the security or the police.
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If say a hotel
neighboring the MCI building
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decided they wanted to tear down
your building to make a golf course,
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- you'd use violence...
- Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
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This is where the law steps
in to make things civilized.
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- I have a deed showing my ownership.
- Right. So you show the deed.
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Fine.
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The only reason that
piece of paper is worth anything
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is because it implies that
men with guns are gonna come
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{\an8}to physically enforce
the words written on it.
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{\an8}Those men with guns are called police.
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{\an8}The paper is a placeholder
for the violence.
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Illegal business doesn't have these.
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Illegal business practitioners
can't go to court and say,
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Your honor, I was supposed
to be buying a whole key of cocaine
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from the defendant.
Clearly this is half baking soda.
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I demand restitution.
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I, I've never seen this
cocaine before in my life.
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They can't go to the
zoning commission and say,
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"That neighborhood is only
zoned for two heroin vendors.
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Unless that guy
has a special emergency permit
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or wants to limit himself
to cocaine."
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Often, legality or illegality,
is the only thing that determines
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whether business dealings
are considered violent.
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You're gonna need this
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In the 1920's when
liquor was illegal...
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Go.
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Go! Motherfucka, go!
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If you rob the liquor dude,
gangsters come after you.
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Ha ha ha. Motherfucka!
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Go!
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Now that liquor is legal, if you rob
the liquor dude, police come after you.
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In the 1990's...
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When weed was illegal...
Pick up the bag.
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Hey, get the fuck on
the fucking ground, bitch!
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I'm not fucking with you!
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If you robbed the weed dude,
gangsters come after you.
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Hey! Hey everyone.
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00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,211
Now that weed is legal...
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Hey everybody, pretty please,
can you just get the fuck on the ground?
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Thank you so much. Not you. Get up.
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If you rob the weed dude,
police come after you.
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So... [soft panting[
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Capitalism necessitates
unemployment and poverty,
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which necessitates illegal business.
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The regulation of which
is what causes violence.
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How do you
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tell the whole working class...
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That poverty and violence are
necessitated by capitalism
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without them deciding
to get rid of capitalism?
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You don't.
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You tell them poverty is due
to bad choices of those impoverished.
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But how do you tell
the whole working class
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that their economic situation
is due to their poor choices?
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You don't.
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You tell them that it's the
other that's making bad choices.
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That is the culture of the
other that causes this.
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00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:21,210
You do this via the
news, sitcoms, cop shows,
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and superhero shows.
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00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,965
Even when they're smart
enough to hide their point.
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This causes part of the working
class, even the so-called others,
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to identify with the ruling class.
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A group of us are trying
to change this whole thing.
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00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:43,733
If you wanted to stop so-called crime
and the violence that grows from it...
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You'd be a revolutionary.
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But you're not.
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00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:56,037
You're a tool that
helps capitalism run smoothly.
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A system that creates poverty and
the crime and violence necessitated by it.
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00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:07,757
Man, lock yourself up.
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00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,929
Hey. I told you I shoulda' stayed.
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00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,058
How did you know this would work?
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I'm a...
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