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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:07,355 Yeah, yeah, yeah 3 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:09,226 Come on Figure out what to do 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:12,490 Yeah Get caught up in the game 6 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:14,449 Come on Figure out what to do 7 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:17,234 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da 8 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,541 Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 9 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:22,022 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da 10 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,198 Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 11 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,026 [DOG WHINING] 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,554 [DOG BARKING] 13 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,338 Why can't he use the doggie door? 14 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,124 He doesn't understand. 15 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,430 It's too new. 16 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,258 Your dog? 17 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:43,478 Your house. 18 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:46,611 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 19 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,831 [DOG BARKING] 20 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:51,051 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 21 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:56,056 Get caught up in the game Caught up in the game 22 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,151 [DOG WHINING] 23 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:20,776 [DOG URINATING] 24 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,778 Ooh 25 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:25,172 Kinda fast, yeah 26 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:28,740 Come on, come on 27 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:31,221 Come on, give it to me now 28 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,962 I want to start shaking 29 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,138 I want your hips stickin' 30 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,097 I want your ass bumpin' Come on 31 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,837 I want your head movin' 32 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,535 I want Your shoulders bouncin' 33 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,928 I want your ass bumpin' Come on 34 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,974 I want your rump shakin' 35 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,628 I want your hips stickin' 36 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:49,892 Whoa, whoa Ah, ah, ah, ah, woo 37 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:52,155 Told you all I was coming back And I did 38 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:54,853 [RAPPING INDISTINCTLY] 39 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:56,333 Can you hear me now? Good 40 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,118 [RAPPING CONTINUES] 41 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,253 I want your head bobbin' 42 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,037 I want Your shoulders bouncing 43 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:08,128 I want your ass bumpin' Come on 44 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:10,042 I want your rump shakin' 45 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,522 I want your hips stickin' 46 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,046 I want your ass bumpin' Come on 47 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,353 I want your head bobbin' 48 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:17,615 I want Your shoulders bouncin' 49 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:20,052 I want your ass bumpin' Come on 50 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,532 I want your body shakin' 51 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,360 I want your hips stickin' 52 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:26,885 Whoa, whoa Ah, ah, ah, woo 53 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:43,119 Did you see the paper? No. 54 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,468 Yeah, the old man is stepping down. 55 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,122 Can you believe that? What? 56 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,558 Junior's taking over. The king is dead. 57 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,081 Damn. What a way to let us know. 58 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,909 Yeah, tell me about it. 59 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,302 New York is putting him in charge of both magazines. 60 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,086 Consolidation. I tell you... 61 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,697 Sales is tight, 62 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,220 but there could be some layoffs in editorial. 63 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,917 So you'd better watch your ass. Huh? 64 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:04,967 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 65 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:09,276 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 66 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:14,411 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 67 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:17,980 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 68 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:19,199 Hi. 69 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,417 Mr. Gascon would like to see you. 70 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,984 Mr. Gascon, Jr., 71 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,028 that is. 72 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,073 Hmm. 73 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,384 Psst... hey. 74 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,255 Hmm? 75 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,125 We're getting fired, aren't we? 76 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:35,258 I don't know. 77 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:38,566 Oh, man. I just broke up with my girl last Thursday. 78 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,872 That was stupid. 79 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,179 Now I'm going to have no job and no girl. 80 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,442 I'm going to end up pushing mochas at Starbucks. 81 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,574 What about you, Quincy? 82 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:47,836 You still going with that model? 83 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,446 Oh, Helen. 84 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:50,795 Don't break up. 85 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,232 No stress. 86 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,755 Tonight, we're announcing our engagement 87 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:54,756 at the Zig Zag Club. 88 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,366 You need to be up in there. 89 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,628 After work? Yeah. 90 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,369 After work could be in the next 10 minutes. 91 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,762 RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Brown? 92 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:01,850 Mr. Gascon won't need to see you. Thanks. 93 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,112 See? 94 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,201 Really? So I can go? 95 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,116 You can go. I'm sorry. 96 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:12,643 Mr. Watson, he's ready for you. 97 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,297 Just me? 98 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:23,393 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 99 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,656 Excuse me. No, excuse me. 100 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:32,837 Caught up in the game Caught up in the game 101 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:38,930 As you've probably heard, Quincy, 102 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,236 the company is going through a downsizing. 103 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,672 Yeah, I heard that. 104 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,848 I have a problem, Quincy. 105 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,589 I've got to let go of 15% of my staff, 106 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,591 and it's unfortunate 107 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,245 and it's necessary. 108 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,987 Yeah. 109 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:54,685 Now, I see in your resume 110 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:55,904 you went to graduate school 111 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,253 in psychology for a year. 112 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,907 Berkeley. 113 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,301 You're familiar with crazy people. 114 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:02,693 Mostly from living in L.A. 115 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:03,868 Okay. 116 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,130 What do you know 117 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,131 about firing people? 118 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,263 How's that? 119 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,699 I don't know. Firing. 120 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,527 Just laying off in general. 121 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,137 Uh, employee termination. 122 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,661 Yeah, there are several studies out there, 123 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,184 but I haven't studied it myself. Why? 124 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:18,840 Do you know the name Jeffrey Jasper? 125 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,494 Yeah. The guy from New Jersey. That's it. 126 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:21,669 Got fired. 127 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:22,670 Got a gun. 128 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,062 Got drunk. 129 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,150 Shot 10 executives in the stomach. 130 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,151 Mm. 131 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,370 Well, personally, 132 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,371 I don't want to be Jaspered. 133 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,633 I'd like you to put together, 134 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,113 I don't know, a guideline 135 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,811 or a set of procedural outlines. 136 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,465 Wouldn't Mr. Peters from Human Resources 137 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:37,511 be more qualified for this? 138 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,513 Probably. Unfortunately, I fired him this morning. 139 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:40,688 He did not take it well. 140 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,298 He threatened to kill me with a golf club. 141 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,473 What? Mr. Peters?Yeah. 142 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:44,822 A MacGregor three-iron. 143 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:47,999 Very specific. 144 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,001 I would like those guidelines on my desk by Friday afternoon. 145 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,177 Is that going to be a problem? 146 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,178 No, sir. 147 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:58,401 Helen. 148 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,402 Helen! 149 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,537 Careful. 150 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,107 Watch out. 151 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,108 [DOG SQUEALING] 152 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,501 Oh, my bad! 153 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:12,589 You all right? 154 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,420 "See you tonight, love." 155 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,813 Love you too. 156 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,556 Termination Of Employees: 157 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:25,297 Psychological Strategies For Employers. 158 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,517 "There somebody you want to fire?" 159 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:30,433 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS] 160 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:33,131 Turn your girl around Show me how you're flipping 161 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,569 On the cold side 162 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,919 Q, Relax. She's going to be here. 163 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:40,530 All right, hey, let me get the toast. 164 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,837 To my cousin, Q. 165 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,448 To having sex with the same woman 166 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,102 for the rest of your life, 167 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:49,974 over and over and over again. 168 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:51,759 In so many different positions, brother. 169 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,761 Don't you-- Sleep on it. 170 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,719 That's what you probably need to do too. 171 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:56,851 Man. Man, just relax. 172 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:57,939 She's going to be here, Q. 173 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,769 There she is right there. 174 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,292 There he goes, there he goes. 175 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,208 Where have you been, huh? 176 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,470 Everybody is waiting on you. 177 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:08,602 We've got Evan, Craig, 178 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,473 Lamont, Trey. Everybody's here. 179 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,561 Where are your girls? 180 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:12,910 They're not coming. 181 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,172 They're not coming? Okay. Cool. Why not? 182 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:15,609 I didn't invite them. 183 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:16,871 You want to keep it quaint 184 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,133 and break it to them later, right? 185 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:19,221 What, you want to go 186 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,396 and get a little kissy or something 187 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,311 back here in the back? 188 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:25,053 I'm getting a bad feeling about all this. 189 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,533 You don't want to get engaged right now? 190 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:28,317 Please, don't be mad, 191 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,840 but I think we should take some time off 192 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,016 away from each other, 193 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,235 think things through. 194 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,846 For what? 195 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:40,155 Everything between us is too right, too easy, 196 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,636 never dramatic. 197 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,507 What are you talking about? I'm 25 years old 198 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:48,468 and still waiting for that, you know, grand passion. 199 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,340 I mean, it's not your fault. 200 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:53,516 You just don't do grand. 201 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,780 You don't do sweeping, romantic gestures. 202 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,869 Look, I want to marry you. 203 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,871 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 204 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,090 Ain't that grand and sweeping? 205 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,352 [SIGHS] 206 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,135 At least sweeping? 207 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:08,226 See? You just don't get it. 208 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,967 I need to be away from you for a while. 209 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,055 What'd I do to you? 210 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,928 I am so sorry. 211 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,104 Girl, you're going to make these people think I hit you. 212 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:17,453 Where do you think you're going? 213 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,541 It's not important. 214 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,586 It is-- It's important to me. 215 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,544 You don't want to know. 216 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,719 Girl, I want to know. 217 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,112 No, you don't. 218 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,417 Yes-- Tell me where you're going. 219 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,245 You crying? 220 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,638 I'm going to Paris. 221 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:29,987 Huh? 222 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,467 With Tony. 223 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,555 You're going to Paris with who? 224 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,556 Tomorrow. 225 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,602 But-- 226 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,386 You're going to Paris with Tony, my best man? 227 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,866 And I done gathered all these people together 228 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,171 to announce my engagement. 229 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,695 What's wrong with you? 230 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,871 I was gonna send you a letter, but it didn't seem fair. 231 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,307 Are you high? Are you smoking? 232 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,656 What do you mean, write me a letter? 233 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,397 Write me a postcard from Paris? 234 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,616 No. It wouldn't have been a postcard. 235 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,356 You know 236 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,097 that I love you. 237 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,751 Girl, I don't even know who you are. 238 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,623 You're somebody else right now. 239 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,538 You're an alien right now. 240 00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,582 Helen. Hel-- 241 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,541 Girl-- 242 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,020 I think she kicked him to the curb. 243 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,369 Lord, have mercy. 244 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,128 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 245 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:24,912 Quincy. 246 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,959 Quincy, what are you doing? 247 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,570 Mr. Gascon, hey. 248 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:36,358 You got a handle on it? A handle on what? 249 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,578 On the firing. Oh, yeah, yeah. 250 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:39,840 I've been doing the research. 251 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:40,405 I've got everything together. 252 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:41,972 Okay. 253 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,148 All right, excellent. All right, here you go. 254 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,889 Okay, all right. I see names. 255 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,587 What is this? 256 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,154 Yeah. Well, it's just a little practical, 257 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,547 hands-on experience. 258 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,375 Right, right, right. 259 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:54,419 I don't understand what you're talking about. 260 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,812 Come on. What? 261 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:58,119 Don't go daft on me here. 262 00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:02,558 It's a list of the people who need to be... fired. 263 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,125 You want me to do it? 264 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,909 Well, yes, of course. You're the expert. 265 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,911 No, wait. I was just doing the research and everything. 266 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,435 I didn't know I'd have to start busting on people, firing them. 267 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:13,134 Oh, yeah. No, no. Well, see, I thought I was clear. 268 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,136 No. Then that's my error. 269 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,441 I thought I-- All right, sorry. 270 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:17,704 Okay. Sorry. 271 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,488 All right, well, let me know how it goes. 272 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,055 Mr. Gascon, listen, listen. 273 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,752 I am not comfortable with this. 274 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,536 Well, of course not. 275 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,538 I mean, to feel comfortable, you'd have to be a monster. 276 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,539 Yeah, yeah. 277 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,758 No, you're no monster. 278 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,107 For that matter, neither am I. 279 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,718 Right, right.Now, fortunately, 280 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,764 I just happen to be in the position to delegate, 281 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,070 and you are not. 282 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,549 Hey... 283 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,812 Good luck. 284 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,383 Quincy! 285 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,255 What's happening, man? 286 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,474 Hey. Nothing. Look at you. You look awful. 287 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,694 Looks like it was quite the blowout, though, huh? 288 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,217 Yeah, it was blown out. 289 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:56,133 All right, so what's up?This and that. 290 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,787 This and that? Yeah. 291 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,049 Sandra said you wanted to see me. 292 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,137 Yeah. 293 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,317 So it's like that, huh? 294 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,667 Look-- 295 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,670 That's cool. 296 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,545 Shit! 297 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,731 Make sure Mr. Gascon gets that. 298 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,515 Sure. 299 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:57,847 [KNOCKING] 300 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:58,935 Yo! 301 00:11:58,979 --> 00:11:59,719 [DOG GROANING] 302 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,765 [DOG BARKING] 303 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:05,768 Yo. 304 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,161 Come on, open up the door, man. 305 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,773 Oh, Q. 306 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,863 Man, what are you wearing, Q? 307 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,735 It feels good on my skin. 308 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:16,953 Are you going to let me in? 309 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,738 What do you want?That's for what. 310 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,435 Your mother, my auntie, has been worried about you. 311 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,176 She's been calling me every day for a week. 312 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,525 She's worried about you, man. 313 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,700 How come you can't call her back? 314 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,615 I've been busy lately. 315 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,182 You been busy? I been busy. Yeah. 316 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,009 Move out of my way. Watch the piss. 317 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,532 You're so in a hurry, 318 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,317 you ain't even looking down. 319 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,710 Oh, no. 320 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,929 No, no, no. 321 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,626 See, this is disturbing, Q. 322 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,888 Kind of a mess, huh? 323 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:39,889 This is like an outer extension 324 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,238 of disease, bro. 325 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,457 What happened to all your stuff? 326 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,893 Oh, Helen, she took some stuff, 327 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,895 you know, took the TV, left me with the dog 328 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,636 and a half-naked picture of herself. 329 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,333 Just evil. 330 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,987 I gave that woman everything but my soul. 331 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,510 And I bet they want that too. 332 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,947 Just greedy. 333 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,470 But you don't have to give it to them. 334 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,732 Pretend to give it to them. 335 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,864 Why do I have to pretend? 336 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,040 Why can't I just be me? 337 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,519 Nobody finds pathetic charming. 338 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,346 Whoo! 339 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:05,001 Was that cheese? 340 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,351 Okay, look, I'm sorry about Helen, okay, 341 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,311 but you're going to have to pull yourself together, bro. 342 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,312 I've been writing. 343 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,313 You've been writing? 344 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:15,533 Letters to Helen. A few letters. 345 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,579 How many letters, Q? 346 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,973 I could not get the right tone. 347 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,235 Q, how many letters? 348 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,106 I just kept obsessing over the way she left me 349 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,325 and what she told me, 350 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,326 then it came to me, 351 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,718 surrounded by 352 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,068 all this termination of employee research, 353 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,852 that if Helen was my boss and I was her employee, 354 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,593 then the way she fired me was bad, 355 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,029 bad in every possible way: 356 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,465 public humiliation, 357 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,033 conflicting emotional messages, horrific timing. 358 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,122 Oh, yeah, I wrote a letter. 359 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,951 I wrote a letter detailing the disgust I have 360 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,605 at her method and her technique. 361 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,867 Her method 362 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,738 and her technique for dumping you? 363 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:47,957 Exactly. 364 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,046 Okay, man, where is this letter? 365 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,223 Oh, hell, no. I'm calling your mom. Wait. 366 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,746 No, Q, that is a scream for help. 367 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,444 I'm calling your mother. 368 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,706 It started out as a letter, then it-- 369 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,708 it evolved into a manual. 370 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,057 That's a manual? It's a manual 371 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,537 on how to break up with your lover, 372 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,538 based on the latest psychological 373 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,106 and employee termination research. 374 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,890 You trying to tell me you don't find this stuff strange? 375 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:08,891 What's strange? 376 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:09,892 Yo-- 377 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,981 Huh? What's strange about it? 378 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,765 I mean, when you break up with somebody-- 379 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,029 and firing somebody's basically the same thing-- 380 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,813 because you want to do it the easiest way, 381 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,988 the simplest way, without producing a stalker. 382 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,905 I call it "The Plan." 383 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,951 "The Plan"? Mm-hmm. 384 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,475 "The Plan." It is brilliant. 385 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,998 You got a table of contents, man? 386 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,088 I don't believe him. 387 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,611 "Committed or Committable? 388 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,961 "Time to kill. 389 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,092 Location, location, location." 390 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,659 Why break up at her place? 391 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:38,878 Because you control the direction of the breakup. 392 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,401 You can leave when you wanna leave. 393 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,359 Like, a person can follow you if you're at a bar, 394 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,839 or a restaurant, or a hotel, 395 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,363 but ain't nobody leaving their own apartment. 396 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,235 Okay, what's up with the answering machine? 397 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,063 Change the outgoing message 398 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,934 to the mechanical one that they supply for you, 399 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:52,979 because a "breakup-ee" 400 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,719 will keep calling the "breakup-er," 401 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,939 just to hear their voice, and then hang up, 402 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,158 and what that does, 403 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,552 it creates a cycle of emotional desperation, 404 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:02,553 especially if the message says, 405 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,599 "I'm not here. I'm in Paris." 406 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,079 Ooh la la. 407 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,430 You see, to me, 408 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,736 falling in love is blissful insanity, 409 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,608 but breaking up with somebody, that's a rational act. 410 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,784 Now, how do we improve upon that rational act? 411 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:19,440 We do it through science. 412 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,442 What were you planning on doing with this? 413 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,097 I, um, I've-- I'm fittin' a-- 414 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,665 You know, see, I gots this betty 415 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:28,971 I've been seeing for three months now. 416 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,494 Chapter six. 417 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,582 Yeah, wh--? 418 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,975 Capricorn? Uh, Aries. 419 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,368 Oh, man. 420 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,847 We're gonna take this on a field test. 421 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,141 Quincy? We gonna be rich, brother. 422 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,143 We gonna be so incredibly rich. 423 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,406 Time to put your body In the mood for movement 424 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,538 Huge intentions Is sure to prove this 425 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,497 Pro- this And -fessional that 426 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,107 [RAPPING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 427 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,209 [CHEERING] 428 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,132 QUINCY: How to dress. How to act. 429 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,829 What to wear. What not to wear. 430 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,483 All I've done is just read, and the research... 431 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,224 and realized that you can break up with somebody, 432 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:51,184 but improve on it by the science. 433 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,055 That's my boyfriend's cousin right there. 434 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,361 Discovered him.WOMAN: Who's that, honey? 435 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,362 Guy on TV, 436 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,624 talking about that book he wrote 437 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,234 on how to break up with people. 438 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,367 Mm. Not exactly leading us out of the Dark Ages, is he? 439 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,021 You don't want humps in your love. 440 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,066 He's kind of cute, though. What's he like? 441 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,329 I don't know. I never met him. 442 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,896 But I know he is one lonely, lonely puppy. 443 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,767 Why? 444 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,856 What woman's stupid enough to go out with a guy 445 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,075 whose total expertise in life is dumping people? 446 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,685 You got a point. 447 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,253 Okay, here we go. 448 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,909 What's your love life like? 449 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:21,997 Well, um... 450 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,651 Are you seeing anyone? 451 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:24,739 Give me-- give me a second. 452 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,001 Whoo. 453 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,569 So, what do you want me to do? 454 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,224 I was thinking of something drastic, you know? 455 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,095 I've been seeing Evan for about three months, 456 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,401 and I really, really, really like him, 457 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,706 but he's getting a little twitchy. 458 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:36,925 You know how the fine ones are. 459 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,144 Yeah. 460 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,406 I think I need to shock him. 461 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,016 I need to shock myself. 462 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,017 I had that dream again. 463 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,671 Ooh, the one with the straps? 464 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:44,933 No. 465 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,153 The one with Halle Berry. 466 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,676 So? 467 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,330 So dreaming of Halle before a haircut 468 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,853 is as clear a sign you're gonna get 469 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,202 in this lifetime. 470 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,076 Mm-mmm. 471 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,036 Ooh. 472 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,343 So how does it feel to be back in this building 473 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,605 as an author instead of a slave? 474 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,476 I can wait outside Philip's office. 475 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,043 No. I don't want you to be lonely. 476 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,044 Who says I was lonely? 477 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,567 You gotta get out more, 478 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,091 because it's really depressing seeing you like this. 479 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,876 A fan wrote me a letter, said I was arrogant. 480 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,225 No, no, no, no, no, no. 481 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,487 Let me tell you something, kid. 482 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,620 You have supplied a humanitarian service 483 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,274 to the world, bro. No. 484 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,231 No, listen to me, man. 485 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,711 You should feel good about that. 486 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,713 See, how is anybody gonna find their one true love 487 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,149 when they're stuck in a bunch 488 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,629 of dead-end relationships? 489 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,936 Quincy Watson, you are a love enabler. 490 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,329 I just need somebody normal. 491 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,678 Oh, see, there you go, 492 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,158 looking for normal relationships. 493 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:36,898 There are no normal relationships. 494 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,247 You know why? 495 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,509 Because there are no normal women. 496 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,511 You know what? A girl came to my crib. 497 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,773 Never seen her before in my life. 498 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,254 Says that she dug the book-- 499 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,777 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a mi-- A groupie. 500 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,039 Oh, my boy had his first groupie! 501 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,780 I tell you, man, 502 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,739 groupies are there to please, okay? 503 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,175 They're there to do whatever, whenever, 504 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,437 however you want.I-- 505 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,786 I couldn't close the deal. 506 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,571 Oh! You don't tell me that, man. 507 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,094 Do you know what I would do 508 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,313 to get with a groupie? 509 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,662 Okay, look, if it ever happens again, 510 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:02,924 you can just pretend that you're me. 511 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,318 I'll do that. 512 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,580 I gotta meet Nicky later. 513 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,842 You want to check her out? 514 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,322 Nope. How many weeks she got left? 515 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,714 Technically, her time's almost up, right. 516 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:11,846 But, uh... Mm. 517 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,022 She's a little freaky, so, uh... 518 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,023 You like her. 519 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,807 No. 520 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,809 I just saw you gaze. You gazed into mid-air there. 521 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,376 No, I --When you like people, you gaze. 522 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,899 All right, you know what it is? 523 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:26,904 She has this long, black, thick, sexy, sexy hair. 524 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,341 [SWORD CLANGS] Whoa, ow! 525 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,867 Just got the weirdest pain in my nuts. 526 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,347 I don't want to be standing right there. 527 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,087 Boy. 528 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,263 Anyway, you'd like her, Q. 529 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,265 She's, uh... 530 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,701 She does physical therapy at the hospital, you know. 531 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,006 She's bright. 532 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,660 Mulatto? No, no, no. A little cinnamon. 533 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,009 Oh, oh, okay. Bright, like, smart. 534 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,489 Yeah, bright, like, smart. 535 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,404 She's tough, she has body, 536 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,058 and her long, long, black hair. 537 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,277 [SWORD CLANGS] Oh, shit. There it is again. 538 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,237 Boy, you are too old to be having the crabs. 539 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,543 What's wrong? You been putting that thing 540 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,501 where you ain't supposed to putting it? 541 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,764 [TELEPHONE RINGS] It's a very social organ, but... 542 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,679 Yo. WOMAN: He's ready for you. 543 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:03,811 Okay. 544 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,508 Yo, look, all I'm saying is that one day 545 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,857 a girl's gonna dump you 546 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,685 before you can get a chance to dump her. 547 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,991 It's gonna have you very Eric BenĆ©t: sensitive. 548 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,035 Don't jinx me. 549 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,254 I'm not jinxing you. 550 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,299 She's gonna be unresponsive. 551 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,300 She's gonna hide things from you, 552 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,953 and next thing you know, 553 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,868 she's gonna give you those fatal words, E, 554 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,261 "Baby, I think we need to talk." 555 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,262 [SIGHS] 556 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,133 Respond to the door. 557 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,396 Okay, fine. I'm out. 558 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,962 Twist it, respond, out. 559 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,486 Can I pick you anything up from the clinic? 560 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,184 [SIGHS] 561 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,881 Hey! Hey. 562 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:31,665 Author, author. 563 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,927 [LAUGHS] 564 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,233 Good to see you. 565 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,408 King author, baby. King author. 566 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,410 What's cracking? Well, yeah, hey. 567 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,672 Ready to roll out the second printing? 568 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,326 Yeah, let's get cracking. 569 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,023 Publishing boys in New York, they're treating you right? 570 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,590 They're doing me pretty decent. 571 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,505 That book of yours-- Now, that is just the beginning too. 572 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,421 I'm seeing the whole line of Spoil books. 573 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,337 Spoil's Guide to Sex, Spoil's Guide to Golf... 574 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,163 Spoil's Guide to Pimping. 575 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,513 Well, let's-- Hey. 576 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,905 I'm branding the whole damn world. 577 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,647 Yeah. Okay. Well. 578 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,649 I guess you're wondering why I asked you up here. 579 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:00,998 Yeah. Why am I here? 580 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,348 Okay, just... why don't you sit. 581 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,222 Let me just put it right out on the table. 582 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,441 I need your help. 583 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:09,442 With what? 584 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,747 Firing somebody. 585 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,009 Mm. 586 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,315 Which is not the right word. 587 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,534 Just, I'm-- I'm more letting go 588 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:15,883 or getting rid of. 589 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,188 [STAMMERS] Or losing. 590 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,189 Another employee? 591 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,583 It's my girlfriend. 592 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,455 You want me to help you fire your girlfriend? 593 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,458 Well, no. If only you could. 594 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,850 No, no. I've gotta do this myself. 595 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,417 I'm not gonna delegate this. 596 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,201 I would if I could, but I can't. It's just-- 597 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,420 I am at my wit's end. 598 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,422 This woman. God, she has-- 599 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,858 She has a power over me. 600 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,861 It's like a voodoo, hoodoo, she-doo. 601 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,863 She's got me. I am-- I'm not in control. 602 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,212 No. 603 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,650 This is not me. 604 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:45,304 Hi. It's Sandra from the office. 605 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,783 You asked me to keep you in mind 606 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,785 if there was anything that you'd want to know. 607 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,134 Mr. Gascon has brought in a ringer. 608 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,266 I need a professional. 609 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,485 A breakup professional? 610 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:53,486 A breakup professional. 611 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:54,487 Me? Who? 612 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,705 You. Him. 613 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,272 You've got to help me. 614 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,927 No, it's a disaster. 615 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,363 Amy, I look like a big-headed alien. 616 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,322 No, Evan's gonna freak. 617 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,020 No, I don't know what I did. It's ugly. 618 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:08,022 Oh, Jesus. 619 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:10,546 Would you stop with the perfect couple crap? 620 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:12,331 No, no, I don't look like Halle Berry. 621 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,941 I look like Halle Berry's Yorkshire terrier. 622 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,116 [KNOCKS] 623 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:15,986 Okay, no, I've gotta go. 624 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,384 Nicky. 625 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,951 Nicky! 626 00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,300 I'm in the bedroom! 627 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,345 All right, come on. We're gonna be late. 628 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,174 Did you hear me? 629 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,393 I'm not coming out. 630 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,308 What? Never! 631 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,701 [WHISPERS] I'm never coming out. 632 00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:35,658 Nicky, what are you doing up there? 633 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:36,877 Nothing. 634 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,052 You're doing nothing in the bedroom 635 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,053 and you're never coming out? 636 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,271 Yeah. 637 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,230 And why are you never coming out? 638 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,492 Because I'm hiding. 639 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,059 And why are you hiding? 640 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:47,844 Baby, we need to talk. 641 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,153 Damn! He did jinx me. 642 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:52,936 Prepare yourself. 643 00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:56,549 Come on! 644 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,468 Evan? 645 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,823 Hey, Evan. 646 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,390 Whoo-ooh. 647 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,221 Evan? 648 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,232 Aah! 649 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,538 What's up, Q? 650 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,322 What you doing here? Oh, man, you know what? 651 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,542 I was driving by, and I saw you had the lights on. 652 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:34,978 That's what I'm doing here. 653 00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:36,458 Okay, what's with the hitting stuff? 654 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,329 You jinxed me, man. I knew it was going to happen. 655 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:40,027 I'm gonna whup your ass, man. 656 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,463 I just left Nicky's house. You know what happened? 657 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,813 What? She tried to break up with me. 658 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,293 What? Oh, yeah, what. 659 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:46,860 She was being evasive, and she was hiding, 660 00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:48,383 and you know what she said to me? 661 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,124 "Baby, we need to talk." 662 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,473 Oh. Oh, yeah. 663 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,256 That sounds familiar, don't it? 664 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,301 Oh, what you say? 665 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,998 What do you mean, "what did I say?" 666 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,347 I pre-empted the strike. I ran. 667 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,349 You said you was gonna break up with her anyway. 668 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,351 You see, I was gonna break up with her. 669 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:01,657 You feeling that? I with her. [INAUDIBLE] 670 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:02,702 There's a world of difference. 671 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:03,659 I with her, but it's cool 672 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:04,660 because I have a plan. 673 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:05,966 This is the plan. 674 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:08,359 I made plans to meet her at the Zig Zag at 9:00. 675 00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:10,013 Come on. 676 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,754 What's gonna happen is you show up there, 677 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,756 and you tell her I'm gonna be a little late. 678 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,280 Talk me up to her, tell her what a great guy I am, 679 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:19,022 how cool it is for her to be with a cat like me. 680 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,502 You call me, I take it from there. 681 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,503 Where you gonna be? 682 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,504 I'll be right here. 683 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:23,897 Why you staying at my place? 684 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,246 I don't wanna stay at your place. 685 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,987 I can't go home. She'll find me there. 686 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:28,467 That's right. Chapter three. Chapter three. 687 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:29,685 You've been reading. Oh, come on, man. 688 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:32,079 That's why you're nervous. 689 00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,472 [BUSTA RHYMES & MARIAH CAREY'S "I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT" PLAYS] 690 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,256 Baby, if you give it to me I'll give it to you 691 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,737 I know what you want You know I got it 692 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:41,088 Baby, if you give it to me I'll give it to you 693 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:43,351 As long as you want You know I got it 694 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,009 Uh, Nicky? 695 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,924 Um, maybe. 696 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:53,492 Uh-huh, maybe not, huh? 697 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,493 What is your name? 698 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,625 No, I'm not Nicky, sorry. 699 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:58,366 Okay, that's the wrong name. 700 00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:00,063 Hey. Well. 701 00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:08,463 Baby, if you give it to me I'll give it to you 702 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,944 I know what you want You know I got it 703 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:13,468 Baby, if you give it to me I'll give it to you 704 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,774 Excuse me. Quincy. 705 00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,732 Did you ask me my name? No. 706 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,342 [STAMMERS] You, you didn't just-- 707 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,953 Okay, well, my name is Quincy. 708 00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:20,954 Okay. 709 00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:23,043 Mary. 710 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,871 Mary, nice to meet you. 711 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,176 Look, I was actually here 712 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,438 because my cousin sent me to find 713 00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:28,439 his girlfriend. 714 00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:29,963 She has long hair. 715 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,182 I never realized how many women in L.A. 716 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,183 have long hair. 717 00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:34,358 Hmm. Yeah. 718 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,838 No other distinguishing characteristics, 719 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:38,101 like a scar, a tattoo, 720 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,102 dimples or something? 721 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:39,886 Pretty smile. 722 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,367 No, not to my knowledge. 723 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,369 Maybe her description of you is a little bit more detailed 724 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:46,719 than your description of her. 725 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:47,981 She doesn't know what I look like, 726 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:49,330 because she actually thinks 727 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:50,679 she's coming to meet her boyfriend. 728 00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,333 But she's not? 729 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,509 No, my cousin sent me because, for some reason, 730 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,641 he is terrified 731 00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:57,468 that she's gonna break up with him. 732 00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:59,427 Why would he think she was gonna break up with him? 733 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:00,602 Because she wants to talk. 734 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,430 He ever think that maybe she'd want to talk 735 00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,214 about something else? 736 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,086 You know how women get when they just want to talk. 737 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,348 You guys, when y'all want to talk, 738 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:08,741 y'all talk, 739 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,569 and you're all talking. 740 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,526 Yeah, we're funny like that. Just talky-talk-talk. 741 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,875 Really. 742 00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:15,704 So what did he expect you to do about it? 743 00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:17,488 He wants me to chat her up. 744 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:19,403 Tell her how great of a guy he is. 745 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:21,536 It's really high school. 746 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,016 You know what? I said the same thing. 747 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,061 And the cruel part about it is I gotta lie, 748 00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:26,367 because he really ain't all that great. 749 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,629 What do you mean? 750 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:28,587 He's a misogynist. 751 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,414 He's a player, you know, 752 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,502 and he has a three-month 753 00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:32,678 commitment clause. 754 00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:33,679 Really? 755 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:34,680 Yeah, yeah. 756 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,464 No, a firm policy. 757 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:37,900 Sounds like a real peach. 758 00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:39,946 No, but even within the three months, 759 00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:42,165 see, he's messing around with other girls anyway. 760 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,427 Hmm. I'm, like, yo, what's the deal? 761 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:44,428 Yeah, what is the deal? 762 00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:45,429 Enough about him. 763 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,083 You want a drink? 764 00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:48,824 Yeah, a Bloody Mary. Can I get a double, please? 765 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:51,871 Mary likes Bloody Marys. That's cute. 766 00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:52,872 Yeah. 767 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:56,005 So, Quincy, um... 768 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,398 what is it that you do? 769 00:26:57,441 --> 00:27:00,314 I am an editor for Spoil magazine. 770 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:01,707 Really? 771 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,099 Mm-hmm. 772 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:05,058 Wow. Mm-hmm. 773 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:08,409 You know, you remind me of someone. 774 00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:09,976 Yeah, you remind me of somebody too. 775 00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:11,194 Really? 776 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:11,978 Halle Berry. 777 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,111 You look like her. 778 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,113 Thanks. 779 00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:18,724 Yeah. 780 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,813 [GEORGE CLINTON'S "ATOMIC DOG" PLAYING] 781 00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:29,778 [GROWLS] 782 00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,782 [SINGING OFF-KEY] Oh! 783 00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:38,874 Atomic dog 784 00:27:38,918 --> 00:27:41,181 Nothing but the dog in you 785 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:42,399 Whoo! 786 00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:48,405 When they're out there Walkin' the street 787 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:49,885 May compete 788 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,061 Nothing but the dog in you 789 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,367 [PHONE RINGS] 790 00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:55,978 Q. 791 00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,545 No show. 792 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:58,981 Damn. That's a sign, ain't it? 793 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,722 Like a flashing red light before a cliff. 794 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,073 Wanna go get something to drink, man? 795 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:07,468 I can't, man. I just met this babe. 796 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,557 We might go get some dinner and a club later. 797 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,168 Look, I didn't mention that I wrote the book. 798 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,561 Is that dishonest? 799 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,606 You're on a date, man. It's all dishonest. 800 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:16,869 All right. 801 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:21,700 This is strange, right. 802 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,179 You were supposed to be meeting your date, 803 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,920 I was supposed to be meeting my date, 804 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,922 and we meet each other at the exact same time. 805 00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:27,967 That's strange. That's not strange. 806 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,359 It ain't? 807 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:30,404 No. You wanna hear strange? 808 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:31,405 Give me strange. 809 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:32,754 Teratomas. 810 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,538 Teratomas, that's some of those cookies 811 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:35,539 that come in the package? 812 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,540 No, that's tiramisu. 813 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:37,890 Oh, oh. No, teratomas. 814 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:38,934 They're these weird little tumors 815 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:40,327 that can grow inside our bodies, 816 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,545 formed by all three embryonic precursors. 817 00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:45,506 What does that mean? 818 00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:47,900 It means that they have hair and skin and glands, 819 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,684 so they sweat-- kind of like you are right now-- 820 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,381 and... brain tissue. 821 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:52,861 I saw one pulled out of a woman once 822 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:54,515 the size of a basketball, 823 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,865 and when they cut it open, she had a full row of teeth. 824 00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:58,084 Huh. 825 00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,825 It's like all this stuff that comes together 826 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,565 to form human life, 827 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,611 but somehow they dissemble into something hideous. 828 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:05,134 It's crazy. 829 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:08,224 So, what's the strangest thing that you know? 830 00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,923 You can't bite through your own skin. 831 00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,402 What? Can't. It's impossible. 832 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,361 It's, first of all, the nature of self-preservation. 833 00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:15,579 You can't bite through your own skin 834 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:17,146 because you're selfish. 835 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:18,408 I can't bite through my own flesh 836 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:19,888 because I'm too selfish? 837 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,281 Mm-hmm. Try it out. No. 838 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,369 Go ahead. Bite into yourself-- 839 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,197 That's lame. Bite yourself. 840 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,502 All right. 841 00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:26,852 Mm-hmm. 842 00:29:31,421 --> 00:29:32,422 Mm-hmm, you want some hot sauce? 843 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,121 Oh. Ew. 844 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,383 Okay, I can't bite into my own skin 845 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:37,819 because I'm sane. 846 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,430 It's the same thing, biologically speaking. 847 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,345 See, if you're not selfish, that means that you're crazy, 848 00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,086 and you could bite through your own flesh. 849 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:45,696 What about if you care about someone 850 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,959 more than you care about yourself? 851 00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:49,744 The first question would be 852 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,354 why would you do that, and the second question, 853 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:52,399 are you talking about love? 854 00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:53,400 Yeah. 855 00:29:53,443 --> 00:29:55,619 Love. 856 00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:57,883 If someone is in love, and therefore, not selfish, 857 00:29:57,926 --> 00:29:59,406 then he or she is crazy 858 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:04,063 and could bite through his or her own flesh. 859 00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:07,240 So being in love and being crazy are one and the same? 860 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,807 It's obvious. 861 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:09,808 Bite your other hand? 862 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,984 No. 863 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,028 Wanna bite me? 864 00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,464 I'm tender. 865 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:16,727 I'm moist. I'm loving. 866 00:30:19,078 --> 00:30:20,209 [WHIMPERING] 867 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,430 [DOORBELL RINGING] 868 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:28,696 Hello. 869 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:32,526 [DOORBELL RINGING CONTINUES] 870 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,624 Quincy Watson, I presume? 871 00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:49,282 Yeah, yeah, that's me. 872 00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:50,936 Quincy. 873 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:52,676 Quincy Watson. 874 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,852 What's up? Come on-- Ooh. 875 00:30:57,812 --> 00:30:59,292 I'm Rita Monroe. 876 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:01,598 Oh. Yes, you are, Rita. 877 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:02,425 [DOG BREAKS WIND] 878 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:04,384 [GROWLS] 879 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,647 That's his way of saying "Hello." 880 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:07,778 Oh, God. 881 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:08,779 Hello, Rita. 882 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:11,217 [YELPS AND WHIMPERS] 883 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:13,654 Drink? 884 00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:15,395 You do know why I'm here? 885 00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:18,224 I do know. 886 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,052 I do, do, do I... 887 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,923 Do I know why? 888 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,533 One second. 889 00:31:26,797 --> 00:31:29,322 So you've read my book? 890 00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:30,758 I'm familiar with it. 891 00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:31,759 [WHISPERS] Oh, yeah. 892 00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:33,761 I'm also familiar with the fact 893 00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,415 that you're planning on giving my Philip 894 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:36,807 breakup pointers. 895 00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:38,679 Not a very good idea. 896 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,028 I'm completely committed to... 897 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,377 [WATER RUNNING DROWNS OUT RITA'S VOICE] 898 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:44,119 Everyone has a job, 899 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:46,948 and mine is to become Mrs. Philip Gascon. 900 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,471 [TURNS OFF WATER] 901 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:49,995 Uh, I'm sorry, um... 902 00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:50,996 You were saying? 903 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,649 I'm saying that I think 904 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,086 we need to work some things out... 905 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:56,958 One professional to another. 906 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:58,351 Professional? 907 00:31:58,394 --> 00:31:59,961 Don't be under any illusions. 908 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,223 It's not all love. 909 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:04,313 Oh, it's not love. 910 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,533 I think I understand now. I'm sorry. 911 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,709 I wasn't expecting you to be so... 912 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:09,797 What, so honest? 913 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,972 Straightforward. 914 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,626 Well, there's no need for us 915 00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,367 to work against each other on this. 916 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,586 Compensation. You wanna talk compensation? 917 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,110 Wow. Very direct. 918 00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:19,850 Was I too fast for you? No. 919 00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:20,982 I'm just used to placating 920 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:23,245 scared little rabbits you know? 921 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,030 I'm not used to doing business with a real man. 922 00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:30,731 I need to find an ATM. 923 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:31,732 Yeah 924 00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,865 [J-KWON'S "TIPSY" PLAYS] 925 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:36,650 This single man Ain't tryin' to get hitched 926 00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:38,913 Nigga waste it on me Man, son of a-- 927 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,394 Brushed it all off Now I'm back to gettin' lit 928 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,135 Grisa orange juice, man This some good ish 929 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:44,614 Homeboy trippin' 930 00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,094 'Cause I'm starin' At his chick 931 00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,835 Now he on the sideline Starin' at my clique 932 00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:50,055 Here comes the five To the four to the three 933 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:52,448 Hands in the air If you cats drunk as me 934 00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:54,450 Clubs on the set, Kwon Cut out them trees 935 00:32:54,494 --> 00:32:56,975 Dude, I don't care I'm a P-I-M-P 936 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,715 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 937 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:00,891 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 938 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:03,155 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 939 00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:05,505 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 940 00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:07,507 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 941 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,857 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 942 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,207 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 943 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:17,038 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 944 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:19,823 Everybody in the club Gettin' tipsy 945 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,825 [GROWLS] 946 00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:22,870 [WHIMPERS] 947 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,701 What the hell? 948 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,226 Look at the town drunk. 949 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,011 Where am I?You're in my living room. 950 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,796 What kind of man corrupts another man's dog? 951 00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:36,797 Did you see a woman here somewhere? 952 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,407 You that freaky 953 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,887 that you got to get somebody else 954 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:42,063 to help you get a dog drunk? What you do to the dog? 955 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,847 I'm gonna report you to the-- To somebody. 956 00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,588 It's not even your dog. It's your ex-girlfriend's dog. 957 00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,590 If Helen came home right now and saw an alcoholic pug, 958 00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:49,070 what would she say? 959 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:50,941 You can't let pugs drink. They're not Rottweilers. 960 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,465 They've got little bitty kidneys. 961 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:54,032 Quincy, Helen's not coming back, man. 962 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:56,295 It ain't about Helen. 963 00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:59,080 It's definitely not about the dog. 964 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,213 You, bro, I don't know what kind of freaky stuff you been-- 965 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:02,301 You got my drawers on? 966 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:03,911 [GROANS] 967 00:34:12,702 --> 00:34:13,660 Mr. Lynch, how many times 968 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,227 have I told you, 969 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:16,924 you don't have to take your clothes off for therapy. 970 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:18,360 Hold my dick. 971 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:22,234 Okay, um, I'll come back when you get dressed. 972 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:23,061 Oh.. 973 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:25,628 [CLEARS THROAT] 974 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,589 Evan called. 1:00, your place. 975 00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,591 A little 976 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:33,158 afternoon delight? 977 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,724 Oh! He's so romantic. 978 00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,683 You guys are the reason I still go on dating. 979 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:37,988 Yeah, he thinks I'm breaking up with him 980 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:39,077 and he's freaking out. 981 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,121 Are you? 982 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,166 No, or... 983 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,559 I wasn't. 984 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:44,952 Then I went on a date with Quincy, 985 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:46,475 who thinks I'm some woman named Mary. 986 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,477 I found out that it's true, Evan is Satan. 987 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:49,870 Not that Quincy's the most reliable source, 988 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,741 given the fact that he lied about what he does 989 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,003 or did, in writing that stupid book, 990 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:54,875 but he did seem sincere, 991 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:56,572 and there is the craziest freakin' attraction 992 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,313 that's just-- 993 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:00,141 Oh, God. 994 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:01,621 So I guess the answer's yes. 995 00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:03,144 Yes, what? 996 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,581 Yes, I'm dumping Evan's ass for lunch. 997 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,803 You're late. 998 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:10,847 Sorry. What are we doing way out here? 999 00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:12,110 Spies. 1000 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,720 I don't think you fully realize 1001 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,548 the seriousness of the situation I'm in. 1002 00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:18,028 I've got some techniques for you that are so good, 1003 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:20,118 you will never have to worry about this girl ever again. 1004 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,728 Now, what's the plan? 1005 00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:25,210 Early supper, maybe a DVD back at my place. 1006 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:26,994 Can we get the DVD at her place? 1007 00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:27,995 Her place. 1008 00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:28,996 Now, what do I say? 1009 00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:30,519 Nothing. Nothing? 1010 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:31,738 It's what you do. 1011 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,392 Well, what do I do? You sulk. 1012 00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:34,697 I-- Pardon? 1013 00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:43,706 And then, eventually, she will ask you... 1014 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,447 What's wrong? 1015 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:47,623 And then you will respond by saying... 1016 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,278 Nothing. 1017 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:51,497 Huh? 1018 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:52,498 Come on. Come on. 1019 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:55,327 Honey, something must be wrong. 1020 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,242 No, nothing. 1021 00:35:57,285 --> 00:35:59,548 Something is obviously wrong. 1022 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:02,290 No, it's nothing. 1023 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:05,772 Tell me, please, tell me what's bothering you. 1024 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:07,643 Now you've got her. She's desperate. 1025 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:09,167 So you hit her right between the eyes. 1026 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:12,213 Well, if you must know, I want to break up. 1027 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,693 Wait a second. Just like that? 1028 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:15,260 I call it 1029 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,262 the passive-aggressive bullet straight to the head. 1030 00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:18,872 She feels responsible. Maybe it's her fault. 1031 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,395 Then, eventually, she'll squeak out... 1032 00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:21,962 [MOCKS CRYING] "But why?" 1033 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,703 And you just look right in her eyes, 1034 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:26,619 and you say, "Hey, I don't love you." 1035 00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:28,098 Hmm? 1036 00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:30,100 And then you bounce. 1037 00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:32,190 Wow... 1038 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,452 But it sounds a bit cruel. 1039 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,671 It's less cruel than a bad relationship. 1040 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,630 Now, I'm gonna give you these. 1041 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:39,240 Okay? 1042 00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:41,416 That reminds you who you are. 1043 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:44,289 You're hard metal. You're steel. 1044 00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:49,903 I still don't understand 1045 00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,209 why we couldn't go to your place. 1046 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,862 I like the smell of new paint. 1047 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,124 Drink? 1048 00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:56,431 No, thank you. 1049 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,933 Philip, you look like you swallowed a spider. 1050 00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:21,326 Well, I didn't just swallow a spider. 1051 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:22,675 A rat? No. 1052 00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:25,678 You want to know what it's about? 1053 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:26,679 What you swallowed? 1054 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:29,029 Why I am... sulking. 1055 00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,074 It kind of just looks like you're constipated. 1056 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,468 No, no, I explained to you that I was sulking. 1057 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:35,427 Well, maybe you're sulking because you're constipated. 1058 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:37,298 When's the last time you had a movement? 1059 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:39,561 It's not about movements. Do you want to know what it is about? 1060 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,215 No, not really. Well, why not? 1061 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,303 Because you look so cute. 1062 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,349 Rita, there's something on my mind, 1063 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:45,785 something I want you to know. 1064 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:48,353 Philip, rub my leg. I have a cramp. 1065 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,879 Don't you want to know what's-- what's on my mind? 1066 00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,228 Rub my leg first. 1067 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:59,364 Higher, higher. 1068 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:07,067 [MOANS] 1069 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:10,418 What's on your mind, big boy? 1070 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:12,507 [MOANING] 1071 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:23,083 [SIGHS] 1072 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,303 [SIGHS] 1073 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,479 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1074 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,181 NICKY: It's open. 1075 00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,972 You cut your hair. 1076 00:38:43,016 --> 00:38:44,452 I know. 1077 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:45,888 No, but I mean, you really cut your hair. 1078 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:47,368 I mean, you look like that actress-- 1079 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:48,151 What was her name? 1080 00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,152 Halle Berry. 1081 00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:50,371 No, no, not Halle Berry. 1082 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:51,633 Please, not Halle Barry. No. 1083 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:52,721 That actress that was in that movie 1084 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:53,722 about the crackheads. 1085 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,245 That's what you look like. 1086 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:57,726 You-- I look like a crackhead? It doesn't matter. 1087 00:38:57,770 --> 00:38:58,988 It doesn't matter, because you know that's-- 1088 00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:00,512 Man, that's one hell of a cut. 1089 00:39:00,555 --> 00:39:01,861 So, what, you like it? 1090 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,863 No, I hate it, and that's a good thing, 1091 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:05,299 because it makes it so much easier. 1092 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,953 I wanna break up with you. What? 1093 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:08,650 Uh, yeah. "What?" I wanna break up. 1094 00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:10,304 You can't break up with me 1095 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,045 because I'm supposed to break up with your ass. 1096 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,568 Well... 1097 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,443 Apparently not. 1098 00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:21,620 Oh! Ooh, this is so unfair. 1099 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,404 This is so completely like you, just totally contrary. 1100 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,884 Okay, but why are you yelling at me? 1101 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,320 Why are you yelling at me, 1102 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,235 because you wanted to break up with me, okay? 1103 00:39:28,278 --> 00:39:30,237 Remember yesterday, you said you wanted to have "the talk." 1104 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,499 I didn't wanna break up with you. 1105 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:32,935 You only thought I did. 1106 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,415 Oh, no, okay. I saw the sulk. 1107 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,199 You were sulking when I first came in. 1108 00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:37,418 I saw it. That wasn't a sulk! 1109 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:38,724 Yes, it was, sulkhead. 1110 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,639 Your forehead looked like a walnut, all right? 1111 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:41,640 I saw it. 1112 00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:43,555 Okay, today I was sulking. 1113 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:44,556 Yesterday, total misread. 1114 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,296 Today, today. What? 1115 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:47,646 About the talking and everything. 1116 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:48,908 So why'd you cut your hair? 1117 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,475 To keep you, dumbass. 1118 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,564 You know, this is just too confusing for me. I'm out. 1119 00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:53,913 Be gone. I don't care. Go! 1120 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:54,914 Who's keeping you? Not me. 1121 00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,437 You're real indignant now 1122 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:57,438 considering you stood me up last night. 1123 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:58,439 I didn't stand you up. 1124 00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,919 Yes, you did.You stood me up. 1125 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:01,442 It's all good, though, because I'm leaving. 1126 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,139 But you stood me up. 1127 00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:04,924 You practically forced me to go on a date with another guy. 1128 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:05,968 What? 1129 00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,928 Yeah. 1130 00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:10,495 What other guy? 1131 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:12,714 Whoever I was out on a date with, obviously. 1132 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,150 Where'd you go?Where we were at. 1133 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,935 Now you're funny. 1134 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,327 You're a comedian now, huh, but it's good, 1135 00:40:17,371 --> 00:40:19,068 because I'm up out of here. 1136 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:21,419 How long you been seeing this guy? 1137 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,072 You know what? 1138 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,552 That's no longer any of your business now, 1139 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:25,597 is it? 1140 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,258 Did you do it? 1141 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:37,217 No, not really. 1142 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,392 You're still together? 1143 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,263 No, he dumped me. 1144 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,090 He dumped you? 1145 00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:42,222 Mm-hmm. 1146 00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:44,616 Wow. He's good. 1147 00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:45,617 Too good. 1148 00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:46,618 Aah... 1149 00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:47,619 It doesn't make sense. 1150 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:48,707 You two were perfect together. 1151 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:49,708 You should be getting married. 1152 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:51,536 It makes perfect sense. 1153 00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:53,015 His best friend shows up, 1154 00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:54,495 acts like he doesn't know who I am, 1155 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:55,801 talks smack about Evan 1156 00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:57,237 to get me all angry, 1157 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,065 knows all these great little lines, 1158 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:00,545 and then lies about what he does. 1159 00:41:00,588 --> 00:41:02,155 And what does he do, you ask? 1160 00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:04,723 He masterminds breakups. It's so freaking obvious. 1161 00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:05,941 It is? 1162 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,639 Yeah. They did the old "bait and switch." 1163 00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:09,945 You know, Evan just sort of handed me off to Quincy. 1164 00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:12,208 "Here, I'd slap that ass. Why don't you give it a try?" 1165 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:13,688 No! What are you gonna do about it? 1166 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,951 Quincy doesn't know that I know. 1167 00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:17,475 He doesn't see that I see the connection 1168 00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,259 between him and Evan. 1169 00:41:19,302 --> 00:41:21,522 That I know about that stupid freakin' book he wrote. 1170 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,176 And that's all fine and dandy. 1171 00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:24,569 I'll keep our little date tonight. 1172 00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:27,310 Take him down the old romance path. 1173 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,051 When he leans in to kiss me... [PATIENT MOANS] 1174 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:32,446 That first awkward kiss of the evening... 1175 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,013 Yeah. I pull back... 1176 00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:34,796 [GASPS] And laugh. 1177 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,015 I'll dump his ass so hard 1178 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:37,538 he'll be using a walker for a year. 1179 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:40,759 What? 1180 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:41,934 It sounds a little childish. 1181 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:43,022 It is not. 1182 00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:44,763 Okay, maybe Evan will realize 1183 00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:46,025 how much he's in love with you, 1184 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:48,027 and then 1185 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,856 you can suggest couples counseling or-- 1186 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,466 It's time for my rounds. 1187 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,556 We'll talk later. 1188 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,515 Lie back, Mr. Lynch. 1189 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:03,738 Q. Mmm. 1190 00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:06,219 What you doing here? 1191 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,699 I'm just helping Philip out with something. 1192 00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:09,614 No, no, no. Forget about Philip. Your boy's got problems. 1193 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:10,963 I know that. You ready for this? 1194 00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:13,052 I think I'm in love. 1195 00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:14,575 Well, yeah. That's what you said. 1196 00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:16,098 Oh, no, no, no. That was lust. 1197 00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:18,231 That was just bump-and-grinding... 1198 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:19,798 talking-dirty-while-I'm- spanking-that-ass lust. 1199 00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,887 This, this is love. 1200 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,279 All right. It's Nicky. 1201 00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:25,020 I broke up with her at lunch today. 1202 00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,761 That's a strange way to show your love. 1203 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:28,763 I wasn't in love with her when I did it. 1204 00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,504 I don't think I was in love with her 1205 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,810 when I did it. 1206 00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:33,594 Was I in love with her when I did it? 1207 00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:35,640 No, no. 1208 00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:38,164 It wasn't until she told me she was seeing another guy. 1209 00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:39,252 E, that's jealousy. That ain't love. 1210 00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:40,993 You think so? Yeah. 1211 00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:42,864 Of course, it's jealousy. That's what I'm saying, see? 1212 00:42:42,908 --> 00:42:45,606 Now, why would I be jealous if I wasn't in love? 1213 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,347 Because we all trip like that sometimes. 1214 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:48,609 I don't know, man. 1215 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,480 I think I made a big mistake with this. 1216 00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:52,961 I don't know what I should do. What do you think I should do? 1217 00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,746 Buy her something, diamond rings, clothes. 1218 00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:56,312 See, you're no help at all. 1219 00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:57,836 Credit card... 1220 00:42:57,879 --> 00:42:59,881 I need to find the dude, stick my foot up his ass. 1221 00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:01,491 He might be big. He might whup your ass. 1222 00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:02,971 You know... 1223 00:43:03,015 --> 00:43:04,190 if it wasn't for that stupid haircut 1224 00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:05,191 that she had, that sh-- 1225 00:43:06,322 --> 00:43:07,715 She cut her hair? 1226 00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:09,195 She cut her hair. Can you believe it? 1227 00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:10,675 See, women know that 1228 00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:12,328 that's an aggressive act towards men. 1229 00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:13,634 When women cut their hair, that's aggression. 1230 00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,244 She aggressed me. 1231 00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:16,637 No long hair? No long hair. 1232 00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:17,856 She thinks she looks like Halle Berry. 1233 00:43:17,899 --> 00:43:19,074 Come on, man, Halle Berry? 1234 00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,293 Halle B-- 1235 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,601 You know, it's-- 1236 00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:26,691 What's wrong with you? 1237 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:29,215 Nothing. I was bubbling. 1238 00:43:29,258 --> 00:43:30,608 You know, my stomach is bad. 1239 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:32,000 I ate some of those Taquitos 1240 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:34,046 that they had out in the front. 1241 00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:36,831 No, I-- I need to go. Where's the b-- 1242 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:37,832 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1243 00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:39,617 [RAINING AND THUNDERING] 1244 00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:05,904 [HEATHER HEADLEY'S "HE IS" PLAYS] 1245 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:23,791 Doo doo doo doo doo 1246 00:44:28,448 --> 00:44:35,455 Oh, my, where do How do I begin 1247 00:44:35,498 --> 00:44:42,027 To answer the question I know you been wonderin' 1248 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:48,729 Playin' cool, I cool How could it all be true? 1249 00:44:48,773 --> 00:44:53,081 These things, who's that? And what is he to you? 1250 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,474 He is 1251 00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:57,999 Mind injector The heart protector 1252 00:44:58,043 --> 00:45:00,610 The soul defender Of anything I fear 1253 00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:04,049 The baby conceiver The make-me-believer 1254 00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:05,703 The joy bringer The love giver 1255 00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:07,617 He is 1256 00:45:07,661 --> 00:45:10,316 The dough increaser The pleasure releaser 1257 00:45:10,359 --> 00:45:11,317 The hard-knocks knower 1258 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,059 Without the scars to show ya 1259 00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:16,931 The night school teacher The good life preacher 1260 00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:18,672 The caretaker The kiss craver 1261 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,369 He is 1262 00:45:20,413 --> 00:45:24,069 Oh, these words Are only frosting on my cake 1263 00:45:24,112 --> 00:45:25,679 Nicky? 1264 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:30,771 Feelings explained 1265 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:34,470 Don't do justice To how I feel 1266 00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:38,997 So alive, so in love For the first time, baby 1267 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:44,219 No way can I hide Who, what 1268 00:45:44,263 --> 00:45:46,352 He is 1269 00:45:46,395 --> 00:45:49,311 The mind injector The heart protector 1270 00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:52,227 The soul defender Of anything I feel 1271 00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:55,491 The baby conceiver The make-me-believer 1272 00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:57,319 The joy bringer The love giver 1273 00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:58,930 He is 1274 00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:01,715 The dough increaser The pleasure releaser 1275 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:02,847 The hard-knocks knower 1276 00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:04,370 Without the scars To show you 1277 00:46:04,413 --> 00:46:06,067 He is 1278 00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:08,374 The night school teacher The good life preacher 1279 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:10,419 The caretaker The kiss craver 1280 00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:11,420 He is 1281 00:46:11,464 --> 00:46:12,900 So He is 1282 00:46:12,944 --> 00:46:14,815 So He is 1283 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:18,514 Everything, everything I wanted, I wanted 1284 00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:19,864 He is So 1285 00:46:19,907 --> 00:46:21,735 He is So 1286 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,912 And so much more Than I thought it could be 1287 00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:26,479 So I So I 1288 00:46:26,522 --> 00:46:27,436 So I 1289 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,830 Girls, I 1290 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:32,659 I gotta be the same for him 1291 00:46:32,702 --> 00:46:36,054 Gotta be the same For him 1292 00:46:36,097 --> 00:46:39,840 For my baby 1293 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:45,715 So, uh, Mary. 1294 00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:47,761 Is that short for Marilyn? 1295 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,242 No, um... 1296 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:52,244 Actually, it's not. 1297 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:54,507 So why don't you tell me more about your job as a... 1298 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:56,161 an editor? 1299 00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:58,990 Uh, yeah, uh, actually, you know what I'm trying to do? 1300 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,165 I'm trying to write a book, 1301 00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:01,601 like a children's book. 1302 00:47:01,644 --> 00:47:02,384 Of course, a book. 1303 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:07,737 It's called All Dogs Leave L.A., 1304 00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,478 because they can't get any attention 1305 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:11,045 or any love. 1306 00:47:11,089 --> 00:47:12,394 Where do they go? 1307 00:47:12,438 --> 00:47:13,831 Compton. 1308 00:47:15,354 --> 00:47:16,877 So, um... 1309 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,226 Whatever happened to your sleazy friend 1310 00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:18,879 and his long-haired girlfriend? 1311 00:47:18,923 --> 00:47:20,359 They broke up. 1312 00:47:20,402 --> 00:47:22,404 How's he taking that? 1313 00:47:22,448 --> 00:47:24,537 Feels like he made a big mistake. 1314 00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:25,843 Does he? 1315 00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:28,846 Oh. 1316 00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:42,120 You know, they say that honesty 1317 00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:43,861 is the most important element in love. 1318 00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:45,558 Oh, I don't believe that. 1319 00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:46,907 I think it's the most important element 1320 00:47:46,951 --> 00:47:48,474 in a relationship, 1321 00:47:48,517 --> 00:47:54,828 but love doesn't care about it one way or the other. 1322 00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:57,657 What does it care about? 1323 00:48:00,355 --> 00:48:01,487 Itself. 1324 00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:21,942 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1325 00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:23,552 [MACHINE BEEPS] 1326 00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:25,032 WOMAN: Who the hell do you think you are? 1327 00:48:25,076 --> 00:48:27,252 We had a deal. 1328 00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:28,775 I don't know what sort of crazy game 1329 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:30,037 you think you're playing, 1330 00:48:30,081 --> 00:48:31,821 but you are completely out of your league now. 1331 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,345 Got to be a wrong number. 1332 00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:34,824 PHILIP: Safe word! Rabbit! 1333 00:48:34,868 --> 00:48:36,174 Grow up! 1334 00:48:36,217 --> 00:48:37,871 Listen, Mr. Quincy Watson, 1335 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,352 if you want more than sex, then, damn it, just speak up, 1336 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:41,353 but double dealing? 1337 00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:43,050 Totally unacceptable. 1338 00:48:43,094 --> 00:48:44,922 You call me back. 1339 00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:47,054 PHILIP: These things are pinching me! 1340 00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:48,838 I swear I don't know who that is. 1341 00:48:48,882 --> 00:48:50,057 They... They've got to have the wrong number. 1342 00:48:50,101 --> 00:48:51,363 I don't know who that is. 1343 00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:52,494 I'm out. 1344 00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:53,931 Some other Quincy. Yo. 1345 00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:55,236 Hey, wait, wait, wait, baby. 1346 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,238 Look, I swear I don't know who that-- 1347 00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:59,849 Oh, you swear what, that you're honest and forthright? 1348 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:01,503 Is that what you swear? 1349 00:49:01,547 --> 00:49:03,462 Uh, mostly. 1350 00:49:17,389 --> 00:49:18,999 Get all you need, bro. 1351 00:49:19,043 --> 00:49:20,044 Get all you need. 1352 00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:25,440 I'm sorry, she took the day off, 1353 00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:27,181 but if there's anything I could do for you? 1354 00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:28,443 Is she going to be here tomorrow? 1355 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:29,749 NURSE: No, I don't think so. 1356 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:30,750 I've just been calling her, 1357 00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:31,751 and she hasn't called me back-- 1358 00:49:31,794 --> 00:49:34,710 You have the nicest eyes. 1359 00:49:34,754 --> 00:49:36,277 Thanks. Um-- 1360 00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:38,018 Is there something else I can help you with? 1361 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:39,889 I like your hat. 1362 00:49:46,374 --> 00:49:48,811 I'm so confused. 1363 00:49:48,855 --> 00:49:50,291 Me too. 1364 00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:52,293 What should I do, Mr. Lynch? 1365 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,165 Love me? 1366 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:57,690 Mm-hmm, and hold your dick, right? 1367 00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:58,778 Okay. 1368 00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:01,824 Is he gone? Yup. 1369 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:03,435 Finally. 1370 00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:05,002 I think he's really really sorry. 1371 00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:06,177 Don't you think you should give him another chance? 1372 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:07,526 I don't know. 1373 00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:09,484 You two belong together. 1374 00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:15,012 How about it? 1375 00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:22,497 It ain't a game It's about to go down 1376 00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:25,500 In a rock town, baby We know how to blow down 1377 00:50:25,544 --> 00:50:27,763 It ain't a game It's about to go down 1378 00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:30,549 In a rock town, baby We know how to blow down 1379 00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:32,507 Down in the dirty we rollin' 1380 00:50:32,551 --> 00:50:34,335 Gettin' me going 1381 00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:36,685 Hey, what you holdin' 1382 00:50:36,729 --> 00:50:39,123 Hey. 1383 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:41,647 The next day, foldin' 1384 00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:44,041 Down in the dirty We rollin' 1385 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,303 Gettin' it goin' 1386 00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,131 Player, what you holdin'? 1387 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:48,262 What's the problem? 1388 00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:49,655 If you hate this girl so much, 1389 00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:50,656 how come you can't break up? 1390 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:51,657 It's called fear. 1391 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:53,137 Now, don't get me wrong, 1392 00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:54,573 she has many fine qualities: 1393 00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:57,010 beautiful, fun, smart, 1394 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,925 but after a point, 1395 00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,535 you get this feeling of bottomless ruthlessness. 1396 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,102 So... 1397 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:05,366 tell me, you wicked little animal, 1398 00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:06,715 what is Philip offering? 1399 00:51:06,759 --> 00:51:07,977 You tell me. 1400 00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:08,978 Nothing. 1401 00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:11,068 Stinko. Zip. 1402 00:51:11,111 --> 00:51:13,548 Book payback. 1403 00:51:13,592 --> 00:51:14,897 Book? 1404 00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,334 Tit for tat. 1405 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,770 Big deal. I can give you tit and tit. 1406 00:51:17,813 --> 00:51:18,858 Philip Gascon? 1407 00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:20,120 Well, you have to decide. 1408 00:51:20,164 --> 00:51:21,687 Are you helping Philip break up with me, 1409 00:51:21,730 --> 00:51:23,080 or are you helping me marry him? 1410 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:25,821 [GASPS] 1411 00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:27,388 Aw, shit. Aw, shit... 1412 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:28,389 What is it? 1413 00:51:28,433 --> 00:51:29,738 I, uh, I've got a cramp. 1414 00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:31,175 Where? 1415 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:32,393 Uh, it's... it's in my leg. 1416 00:51:32,437 --> 00:51:34,395 Well, I'll help you rub it. 1417 00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:41,054 Here? 1418 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,229 Yeah, right there. That's where it is. 1419 00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:43,230 That's where the cramp is. 1420 00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:44,013 QUINCY: You're not listening. 1421 00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:45,450 Hello, Philip? 1422 00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:46,451 Mm-hmm? 1423 00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:48,105 Where you at? 1424 00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:49,671 I'm sorry. Look, if something isn't done soon, 1425 00:51:49,715 --> 00:51:50,846 I'm going to be married. 1426 00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,066 So, uh, why do you want to marry Philip? 1427 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:55,808 Oh... 1428 00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:59,246 Quincy, Quincy, Quincy... 1429 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,857 I'm a practical girl. 1430 00:52:01,901 --> 00:52:04,817 I was brought up dirt poor on the wrong side of Toledo 1431 00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:07,036 by not a very loving family. 1432 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,561 I've put together a life for myself 1433 00:52:09,604 --> 00:52:12,172 based on good looks and street savvy. 1434 00:52:12,216 --> 00:52:15,132 I figure I got another five to seven years to cash in. 1435 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,046 It's really all quite simple. 1436 00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:20,963 I mean, even the book is theoretical. 1437 00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,574 Don't fall in love. 1438 00:52:22,617 --> 00:52:24,445 That's the main thing. Don't fall in love. 1439 00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:26,186 It's dangerous. Somebody could get hurt. 1440 00:52:26,230 --> 00:52:27,970 Do you love Philip? 1441 00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:29,015 No. 1442 00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:31,409 I like him. 1443 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,541 He's nice. He's a likable guy, 1444 00:52:33,585 --> 00:52:35,282 but women don't love men they can manipulate. 1445 00:52:35,326 --> 00:52:37,502 What about a man that can manipulate you? 1446 00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:40,200 Well, if I find one... 1447 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:43,029 I'm sure I'll fall in love. 1448 00:52:43,072 --> 00:52:45,031 You need to break up with her at a public place. 1449 00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:47,033 Break up with her at the post office, the airport. 1450 00:52:47,076 --> 00:52:48,208 Banks are good. 1451 00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,644 Where there's a lot of security, you know, 1452 00:52:49,688 --> 00:52:51,080 but whatever we do, 1453 00:52:51,124 --> 00:52:52,212 you got to come on with the come on. 1454 00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:53,909 Be assertive. 1455 00:52:53,953 --> 00:52:55,346 I know. I've got to be assertive here. 1456 00:52:55,389 --> 00:52:57,391 Yeah... You got to get the-- 1457 00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:58,914 I didn't tell you about the face, did I? 1458 00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:00,829 What? 1459 00:53:00,873 --> 00:53:02,048 Do you know about the face? No. 1460 00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:03,789 The face of immmutability. 1461 00:53:03,832 --> 00:53:05,312 That's where you drain all the emotion off your face, 1462 00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:06,357 like this here... 1463 00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:11,753 See? 1464 00:53:11,797 --> 00:53:13,059 See, once you don't show any emotion, 1465 00:53:13,102 --> 00:53:14,843 it's hard for a person to be emotional with you. 1466 00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:16,845 This breaks the cycle of facial expressions 1467 00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:19,413 that give off pain, anger, and hurt. 1468 00:53:19,457 --> 00:53:21,067 Yeah, keep that. Keep that. 1469 00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:22,460 Uh-huh, keep that. 1470 00:53:22,503 --> 00:53:23,722 Now, when you see her, you act. 1471 00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:25,419 You don't wait. You say, "It's over." 1472 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:35,081 Philip! 1473 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,477 What's wrong with you? 1474 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,956 Nothing. I want to break up. 1475 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:41,957 Excuse me? 1476 00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:42,958 Yeah. I want to break up. 1477 00:53:43,002 --> 00:53:43,959 Here? 1478 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:45,004 Yes, here. 1479 00:53:45,047 --> 00:53:46,092 Why here? 1480 00:53:47,485 --> 00:53:48,877 To avoid violence. 1481 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:50,052 [GIGGLES] 1482 00:53:50,096 --> 00:53:51,402 In a post office? 1483 00:53:51,445 --> 00:53:52,620 Philip... 1484 00:53:52,664 --> 00:53:54,361 It's not you. 1485 00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:56,145 I know you. 1486 00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,146 You're a FedEx man. 1487 00:53:57,190 --> 00:53:59,192 Yeah. Whatever. 1488 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,498 Well, it's not possible. 1489 00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:01,586 Why not? 1490 00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:02,630 Because we're getting engaged. 1491 00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:04,371 The hell we are! 1492 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:05,851 Look, I've thought it all through, 1493 00:54:05,894 --> 00:54:07,592 and it is the best thing to do, 1494 00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:09,594 it is the most generous thing to do. 1495 00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:12,249 I don't want to be generous. 1496 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:15,817 Honey, I'm being generous. Not you. 1497 00:54:15,861 --> 00:54:17,863 Listen, let's face facts, Philip. 1498 00:54:17,906 --> 00:54:20,692 You are an aging, boring, white guy. 1499 00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:24,086 Without me to define you, you're invisible. 1500 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,914 So in good conscience... 1501 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:27,438 loving person that I am, 1502 00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:30,571 I could not really just let you go. 1503 00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:32,356 I just want to break up. 1504 00:54:32,399 --> 00:54:33,879 Of course you do. 1505 00:54:33,922 --> 00:54:35,359 Listen, we'll get a bottle of wine, 1506 00:54:35,402 --> 00:54:36,882 and you can tell me all about it. 1507 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:37,839 Okay? 1508 00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:39,101 Come on. 1509 00:54:39,145 --> 00:54:40,799 Come on. Buck up. 1510 00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:43,584 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1511 00:54:46,544 --> 00:54:48,197 [GROWLING] 1512 00:54:48,241 --> 00:54:49,677 [GASPS] 1513 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:50,896 Rufus, my darling. 1514 00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:52,985 How's my little baby? Cute. Oh! 1515 00:54:53,028 --> 00:54:54,508 [BARKS AND SNARLS] 1516 00:54:54,552 --> 00:54:56,336 Rufus, it's me. 1517 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,337 Helen. 1518 00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:58,469 [BARKING] 1519 00:54:58,512 --> 00:55:00,035 You stop that. 1520 00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,472 [SNARLING VICIOUSLY] 1521 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,483 You have something to say to me? 1522 00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:13,484 Yeah. 1523 00:55:13,527 --> 00:55:14,311 What? 1524 00:55:16,965 --> 00:55:18,924 You ever hear of this game called "The question game?" 1525 00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:20,229 No. 1526 00:55:20,273 --> 00:55:21,579 It's real simple. 1527 00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:23,363 It's where, uh, you ask me a question, 1528 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:24,625 I have to answer it truthfully. 1529 00:55:24,669 --> 00:55:26,758 I ask you a question, 1530 00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:28,063 and you have to answer it truthfully. 1531 00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:30,022 Sounds slightly mean and dangerous. 1532 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:32,111 How about I start it out? 1533 00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:33,199 What's your name again? 1534 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:34,374 Mary? 1535 00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:36,463 Nicky. 1536 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,379 Your turn. 1537 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:40,772 Okay, hmm... 1538 00:55:40,815 --> 00:55:41,555 What do you do? 1539 00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:45,429 I was an editor at Spoil magazine. 1540 00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:46,430 Then I wrote this handbook 1541 00:55:46,473 --> 00:55:47,953 on how to break up 1542 00:55:47,996 --> 00:55:48,780 with your lover. 1543 00:55:48,823 --> 00:55:50,390 Hmm... 1544 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:51,435 How long have you known that? 1545 00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:52,740 First night at the bar. 1546 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:56,527 How long have you known that my name wasn't Mary? 1547 00:55:57,789 --> 00:55:59,051 Yesterday. 1548 00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,095 So you didn't know that first-- 1549 00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:00,922 Ah! 1550 00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:02,968 Hold on. 1551 00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:06,145 Why'd you go out with me? 1552 00:56:06,188 --> 00:56:08,887 Because you thought I looked like Halle Berry. 1553 00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,889 Who was that woman on the phone? -I don't know. 1554 00:56:10,932 --> 00:56:12,412 No girlfriend or ex-girlfriend lurking in the shadows 1555 00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:13,152 with a frying pan? 1556 00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:15,241 No. None of that. 1557 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:19,245 Do you love Evan? 1558 00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:22,379 I thought I did. 1559 00:56:24,032 --> 00:56:25,512 Once you knew who I was, 1560 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,122 you were planning to stop seeing me, weren't you? 1561 00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:28,950 I can't do that. That's my cousin. 1562 00:56:28,994 --> 00:56:29,951 It's not right. 1563 00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:30,952 But here you are. 1564 00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:31,953 Here we are. 1565 00:56:31,997 --> 00:56:32,737 Why is that? 1566 00:56:34,782 --> 00:56:35,522 I'm crazy. 1567 00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:38,873 How crazy? 1568 00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:40,701 I'm crazy like... 1569 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:47,578 Mm. Not a drop of blood. 1570 00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:48,666 What's a girl to think? 1571 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:50,363 I'm bleeding internally. 1572 00:56:52,974 --> 00:56:56,891 [MOANING] 1573 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:58,937 NICKY: Wait. Wait. Wait, Quincy, wait. 1574 00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,504 Wait. Maybe we shouldn't, Quincy. 1575 00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:01,592 Why? 1576 00:57:01,635 --> 00:57:02,549 You know why. 1577 00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:07,380 Yeah. You're right. You're right. 1578 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,338 I gotta talk to him. 1579 00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:11,384 Yeah, I mean, if we had wild sex tonight, 1580 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:12,472 it would only complicate things. 1581 00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:13,908 Yeah. Yeah. It would. 1582 00:57:13,952 --> 00:57:15,736 I'm tripping. 1583 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,303 I'm going to go talk to him. 1584 00:57:17,346 --> 00:57:18,826 You know, maybe I should just go. 1585 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,828 Do you want to go? 1586 00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:22,134 Do you want me to go? Not unless you want to go. 1587 00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:23,440 I don't want to go. Don't go. 1588 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:24,484 Then why you bring it up? 1589 00:57:27,748 --> 00:57:28,923 We could play a game. 1590 00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:30,098 Naked Twister. 1591 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,491 No, I have a better game. 1592 00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:33,275 Really? Mm-hmm. 1593 00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:34,276 The Fantasy Game. 1594 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,539 The Fantasy Game... 1595 00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:37,323 Mm-hmm. You sit over there. 1596 00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:40,021 I'll be over here. 1597 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:42,328 You tell me one of your favorite fantasies, 1598 00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:43,895 and I'll tell you one of mine. 1599 00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:45,940 You can go first. 1600 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:48,682 Okay, there's these baby chickens, 1601 00:57:48,726 --> 00:57:49,553 and they're all oiled up... 1602 00:57:51,946 --> 00:57:53,644 You-- you go first. I got to work mine out. 1603 00:57:53,687 --> 00:57:54,645 Mm. Okay. 1604 00:57:54,688 --> 00:57:57,256 I'm asleep... 1605 00:57:57,299 --> 00:58:01,652 in this deep, beautiful sleep. 1606 00:58:01,695 --> 00:58:03,567 This stranger, he comes into my bedroom, 1607 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:06,613 and his lips, they taste so sweet. 1608 00:58:06,657 --> 00:58:08,006 Like a Now and Later. 1609 00:58:08,049 --> 00:58:09,790 Grape? Grape. 1610 00:58:09,834 --> 00:58:11,052 Yeah, grape... 1611 00:58:11,096 --> 00:58:12,271 And then his lips are... 1612 00:58:12,314 --> 00:58:16,014 slowly... moving down my body, 1613 00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:18,538 from my neck... 1614 00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:21,280 to my breasts... 1615 00:58:21,323 --> 00:58:22,716 to my belly. 1616 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,197 I just can barely catch my breath, and... 1617 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,069 Oh, this-- 1618 00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:30,245 it's like a slow, enormous explosion, and-- 1619 00:58:31,856 --> 00:58:33,684 Oh! Oh! Get off! 1620 00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:34,946 Ew! What are you doing? 1621 00:58:34,989 --> 00:58:36,164 What? I-- I... 1622 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,209 The dream and the lips... 1623 00:58:37,252 --> 00:58:38,253 It was a fantasy. 1624 00:58:40,386 --> 00:58:41,692 God... 1625 00:58:45,086 --> 00:58:48,350 Well, you got me excited. I... 1626 00:58:48,394 --> 00:58:52,354 I was feeling... 1627 00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:53,617 Oh, what the hell. 1628 00:59:06,325 --> 00:59:08,327 Didn't work out, did it? 1629 00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:10,982 Somehow it turned into a negotiation. 1630 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:12,592 It started out far apart. 1631 00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:13,898 I wanted to break up, 1632 00:59:13,941 --> 00:59:15,813 she wanted to get engaged. 1633 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:18,598 In the end, we forged a compromise. 1634 00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:19,817 What was the compromise? 1635 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:21,383 We got engaged. 1636 00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:22,384 Congratulations. 1637 00:59:22,428 --> 00:59:23,429 Thank you. 1638 00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:26,214 So you still want to break up? 1639 00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:28,913 More than ever. 1640 00:59:28,956 --> 00:59:30,436 Well, you know how I'm a firm believer 1641 00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:31,611 of straightforward honesty 1642 00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:33,265 and direct dealings, right? 1643 00:59:33,308 --> 00:59:34,788 I have the deepest respect for your philosophy. 1644 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:35,833 Damn all that. 1645 00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,443 Look, we're gonna write a letter. 1646 00:59:37,486 --> 00:59:39,140 The letter simply gonna state that you've broken up. 1647 00:59:39,184 --> 00:59:40,402 Hell, I'll even write it for you. 1648 00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:42,404 And then after that, 1649 00:59:42,448 --> 00:59:44,624 just change your phone numbers, change your answering machine. 1650 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:45,712 You take a vacation. 1651 00:59:45,756 --> 00:59:46,887 Go somewhere for two weeks, 1652 00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,541 somewhere exotic that only you know about. 1653 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:49,760 Don't you want to be somewhere exotic 1654 00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,196 so you can be naked somewhere, 1655 00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:52,458 just running on the beach having fun, 1656 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:53,459 and frolic! 1657 00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:55,026 Frolic all you want, 1658 00:59:55,069 --> 00:59:56,636 and then you come back, and then you change up. 1659 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,029 Change your habits. 1660 00:59:58,072 --> 00:59:59,639 Change your schedule for about... 1661 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:00,684 six months. 1662 01:00:01,946 --> 01:00:03,251 [CHUCKLES] 1663 01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:04,426 Huh? 1664 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:06,428 [LAUGHS WHEEZILY] 1665 01:00:06,472 --> 01:00:07,647 Yeah. 1666 01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:08,648 Yeah? 1667 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:09,910 Well, I can do that. 1668 01:00:09,954 --> 01:00:11,259 Run naked somewhere, can't you? 1669 01:00:11,303 --> 01:00:12,783 Ha! 1670 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,785 I've got an ass, and I'm going to show it. 1671 01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:17,309 If that's what you want to do. I don't want to see it. 1672 01:00:17,352 --> 01:00:18,310 Yeah, go show your ass. 1673 01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:19,441 Let's see some ass! 1674 01:00:19,485 --> 01:00:20,529 Don't get naked right here. 1675 01:00:20,573 --> 01:00:23,010 I can just run away! 1676 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:24,533 All right. All right, now. 1677 01:00:24,577 --> 01:00:26,927 You scaring me. 1678 01:00:26,971 --> 01:00:28,537 You scarin'-- you are scaring me. 1679 01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:37,808 Evan, this cousin of yours is a genius! 1680 01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:39,026 Don't forget, give me that letter. 1681 01:00:39,070 --> 01:00:40,462 About 7:00? 1682 01:00:40,506 --> 01:00:41,725 All right. AdiĆ³s! 1683 01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:42,726 [LAUGHS] 1684 01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:43,770 What did you give him? 1685 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,818 I need to holler at you about something-- 1686 01:00:47,861 --> 01:00:48,819 Got something to show you. 1687 01:00:48,862 --> 01:00:50,211 Watch your eyes. Watch your eyes. 1688 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,212 Nicky? 1689 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:52,779 Who else? 1690 01:00:52,823 --> 01:00:53,780 I thought you guys broke it off. 1691 01:00:53,824 --> 01:00:55,129 Q, the deeper the hole, 1692 01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:56,478 the bigger the romantic gesture you need 1693 01:00:56,522 --> 01:00:57,828 to crawl out of it, 1694 01:00:57,871 --> 01:00:59,351 and this... is a big gesture. 1695 01:00:59,394 --> 01:01:00,831 What makes you think she's interested in this? 1696 01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,441 Because I know.How do you know? 1697 01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:03,616 Because I know. 1698 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,139 Her best friend told me. No, she didn't. 1699 01:01:05,183 --> 01:01:06,140 Oh, yes, she did. 1700 01:01:06,184 --> 01:01:07,838 What about her dude? 1701 01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:09,753 She's just using some loser to get to me, the real prize. 1702 01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:10,841 What makes you think he's a loser? 1703 01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:12,146 Because I know he's a loser. 1704 01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,670 I'm just saying, I don't believe that, 1705 01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:14,932 that she would choose something like that. 1706 01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,368 Believe it. I know Nicky. 1707 01:01:16,411 --> 01:01:18,500 I see where she's going with this. 1708 01:01:18,544 --> 01:01:20,502 She likes her little games, and I play along with it, 1709 01:01:20,546 --> 01:01:22,287 because some of the games are kind of kinky-- 1710 01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:23,505 Aw... 1711 01:01:23,549 --> 01:01:25,072 Why-- Why are you doing this? 1712 01:01:25,116 --> 01:01:26,726 I love the woman. That's why I'm doing this. 1713 01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:27,988 You don't think it's a good idea? 1714 01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:29,424 No, I don't think it's a good idea. 1715 01:01:29,468 --> 01:01:31,557 I set you up. I knew you were gonna say that, 1716 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,559 because you're about being safe and about being in control, 1717 01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:34,734 and this... 1718 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:35,735 this is crazy, right? 1719 01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:37,389 When? 1720 01:01:37,432 --> 01:01:39,043 The master plan goes down tonight. 1721 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,263 I'm so brilliant. 1722 01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:46,441 Hey, how are you doing? 1723 01:01:46,485 --> 01:01:47,921 I'm looking for Nicky Callas. 1724 01:01:47,965 --> 01:01:48,966 I'm a good friend of hers, Quincy Watson. 1725 01:01:50,924 --> 01:01:52,926 You know, she's out for a few hours, 1726 01:01:52,970 --> 01:01:54,449 but why don't you leave her a message? 1727 01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:56,538 Sure. Can you tell me where she went? 1728 01:01:56,582 --> 01:01:59,019 No. No idea. 1729 01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:01,152 Well, make sure she gets this. This is real important. 1730 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:02,806 Of course. 1731 01:02:06,418 --> 01:02:07,375 Hi! 1732 01:02:07,419 --> 01:02:08,986 Hey... 1733 01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:10,030 Still on for tonight, aren't we? 1734 01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:10,814 Sure. 1735 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:15,427 [DOG SNORING] 1736 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,477 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1737 01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:23,478 [DOG YAPS] 1738 01:02:23,522 --> 01:02:24,479 Nicky? 1739 01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:26,655 No, it's Philip. 1740 01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:27,874 Are you bringing that letter over yet? 1741 01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:29,789 Uh, yeah, I'm coming. 1742 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:31,791 Thank you, muchacho. 1743 01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:49,809 CROWD: Surprise! 1744 01:02:49,853 --> 01:02:51,811 [CHEERING] 1745 01:02:54,248 --> 01:02:55,684 Well, I couldn't rush off to paradise 1746 01:02:55,728 --> 01:02:57,948 without celebrating you on your second printing. 1747 01:02:57,991 --> 01:03:00,733 Ladies and gentlemen, Quincy Watson, author. 1748 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,691 [CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 1749 01:03:05,216 --> 01:03:06,434 There he is. Big time. Big time. 1750 01:03:06,478 --> 01:03:07,696 Hey, I've got a surprise for you. 1751 01:03:07,740 --> 01:03:08,697 Mm-hmm. 1752 01:03:08,741 --> 01:03:10,612 It's in the back. 1753 01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:12,223 Hey, you ain't seen Philip's girl, have you? 1754 01:03:12,266 --> 01:03:13,267 I doubt she was invited. 1755 01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,834 Oh, good. Good, good, good. 1756 01:03:14,878 --> 01:03:16,575 Yeah, I thought you were supposed to meet Nicky here. 1757 01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:17,402 Ah, it's all been arranged. 1758 01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:20,971 Trust me. Have I ever let you down? 1759 01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:24,496 Have I ever... let you down? 1760 01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:25,845 Hello, Quincy. 1761 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:26,846 Helen? 1762 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:28,674 [GIGGLES] 1763 01:03:28,717 --> 01:03:30,502 Yeah, uh... 1764 01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:31,503 What you doing here? 1765 01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:32,852 I'm back. 1766 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:34,854 [GIGGLES] 1767 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,725 Whose party is this, Amy? 1768 01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:37,726 A friend's. 1769 01:03:37,770 --> 01:03:38,945 I wanted to go to the movies. 1770 01:03:38,989 --> 01:03:40,468 Come on. Don't be such a drag. 1771 01:03:40,512 --> 01:03:41,295 It'll be fun. 1772 01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:04,841 It took me going away to realize that... 1773 01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:07,147 it wasn't you who needed to change, 1774 01:04:07,191 --> 01:04:08,453 it was me. 1775 01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:12,849 You're perfect just... the way you are, 1776 01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:15,112 but I would do anything 1777 01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,548 to make it right again between us. 1778 01:04:19,725 --> 01:04:23,729 Amy, what have you done? 1779 01:04:23,772 --> 01:04:24,948 Oh, my God. 1780 01:04:24,991 --> 01:04:28,821 I'm gonna close my eyes now... 1781 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,563 and you can either kiss me... 1782 01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:32,781 or slap me. 1783 01:04:32,825 --> 01:04:34,087 I don't care. 1784 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,136 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1785 01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:40,877 Excuse me, Q... 1786 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,400 I need to speak to you. 1787 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:43,357 Now. 1788 01:04:43,401 --> 01:04:44,619 Don't go. 1789 01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:46,578 Nicky's here. 1790 01:04:46,621 --> 01:04:47,753 Oh... 1791 01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:48,580 Yeah, yeah, and Rita's here too. 1792 01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:49,842 What? 1793 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:50,843 It's a long story, 1794 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,323 but I need you to go get Nicky 1795 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:54,064 and bring her back here to me, okay? 1796 01:04:54,107 --> 01:04:55,587 Let me tell you how to recognize her. 1797 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,110 I know. She's got short black hair. 1798 01:04:57,154 --> 01:04:58,851 I don't see Evan anywhere. 1799 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,592 I can't believe you did this to me, Amy. 1800 01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:01,854 I'm leaving. 1801 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,204 No, no, no. He's changed. 1802 01:05:04,248 --> 01:05:06,554 Okay, It was supposed to be a surprise, but... 1803 01:05:06,598 --> 01:05:07,729 he has a ring. 1804 01:05:07,773 --> 01:05:08,948 [GIGGLING] 1805 01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:10,036 A ring of what? 1806 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,516 A diamond ring, silly! 1807 01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:14,562 Wow... 1808 01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:16,521 You're psychotic. 1809 01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:19,785 Really psychotic. 1810 01:05:19,828 --> 01:05:20,786 Well, that's harsh. 1811 01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:21,569 Excuse me. 1812 01:05:22,962 --> 01:05:23,920 Nicky... 1813 01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:24,921 Quincy... 1814 01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:25,922 Hey, what's up? 1815 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:26,923 You know what? 1816 01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:27,924 Let's get out of here. 1817 01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,360 Yeah. 1818 01:05:29,403 --> 01:05:30,622 I was thinking we could bounce out, 1819 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:32,624 get us a little... 1820 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:35,018 Ooh, uh, you know, have you seen the floors? 1821 01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:36,019 These floors are great. 1822 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:37,542 Who is that woman waving at you? 1823 01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:39,022 I don't know. She was looking at you. 1824 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:40,675 Have you got the letter? 1825 01:05:40,719 --> 01:05:41,676 Right here. 1826 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,764 Okay, Nicky. 1827 01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:44,288 I see you met Quincy already. 1828 01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:45,985 You didn't tell him? 1829 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,030 Tell me what? 1830 01:05:48,074 --> 01:05:49,684 That's the girl. 1831 01:05:49,728 --> 01:05:51,904 Hi. 1832 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:58,084 Hmm... 1833 01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:03,307 Let's go blow out these candles. 1834 01:06:03,350 --> 01:06:04,308 Yeah, let's go. 1835 01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:06,005 I think I'll mingle. 1836 01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:11,141 Hello. I'm Helen, Quincy's muse. 1837 01:06:11,184 --> 01:06:12,969 Oh, I'm Nicky, Quincy's girlfriend. 1838 01:06:15,014 --> 01:06:16,581 I'm Rita. I just screw him. 1839 01:06:16,624 --> 01:06:18,322 [CROWD SINGS "FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW"] 1840 01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,888 Yo, Evan, I've been seeing Nicky. 1841 01:06:19,932 --> 01:06:21,151 What? 1842 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:22,587 I wanted to let you know 1843 01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:23,501 me and Nicky been seeing each other. 1844 01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:25,720 My Nicky? 1845 01:06:25,764 --> 01:06:27,679 Look, I've been seeing Nicky, 1846 01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:29,028 and I love her. 1847 01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:36,427 [PUNCH, GRUNT] 1848 01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:37,210 [FURNITURE SMASHING] 1849 01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:41,693 Hey... 1850 01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,260 I just met your muse and your little ho. 1851 01:06:43,303 --> 01:06:44,652 You know what you are? 1852 01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,524 You're a walking, talking teratoma. 1853 01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:49,831 No. Nicky, wait. 1854 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,137 Ugh! 1855 01:06:56,795 --> 01:06:58,971 Yo, Nick-- 1856 01:06:59,015 --> 01:06:59,972 [WHISTLES] 1857 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:01,060 E! Wait! 1858 01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:03,193 E, hold up, man. 1859 01:07:03,236 --> 01:07:05,325 Look, it's not what you think. 1860 01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:07,066 I think you weren't thinking. That's what I think. 1861 01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:08,850 Dude, I didn't even know what she looked like-- 1862 01:07:08,894 --> 01:07:09,895 I don't give a damn. 1863 01:07:09,938 --> 01:07:11,114 You don't do that to blood. 1864 01:07:11,157 --> 01:07:12,115 You don't do that to family. 1865 01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:14,465 You know the rules. 1866 01:07:14,508 --> 01:07:16,554 Yeah, I know you know. Go to hell, man. 1867 01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:18,730 When I get her back, you stay away from her. 1868 01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:20,862 Dude... 1869 01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:24,649 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1870 01:07:24,692 --> 01:07:26,259 Going somewhere? 1871 01:07:26,303 --> 01:07:28,914 Oh! Yeah, just a business trip. 1872 01:07:28,957 --> 01:07:32,091 You know, kind of a last-minute thing... 1873 01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:33,310 to London. Just... 1874 01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:38,402 Yeah, just... 1875 01:07:38,445 --> 01:07:40,404 Well, the hotel pool, you know? 1876 01:07:40,447 --> 01:07:41,622 You're allergic to chlorine. 1877 01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:42,623 Not that bad. 1878 01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:43,407 You stop breathing. 1879 01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,150 Changed the locks? 1880 01:07:47,193 --> 01:07:50,588 Yeah, the key broke off inside the... 1881 01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:52,416 but it-- 1882 01:07:52,459 --> 01:07:53,678 Is this letter addressed to me? 1883 01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:56,463 Perhaps you should just read it. 1884 01:08:00,946 --> 01:08:02,426 There's something I need to tell you, 1885 01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:03,949 even though it may change your opinion of me. 1886 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:07,909 I'm having an affair. 1887 01:08:09,694 --> 01:08:10,738 [DOG BARKS] 1888 01:08:15,961 --> 01:08:17,658 Dang security. 1889 01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:19,834 Philip? 1890 01:08:19,878 --> 01:08:21,575 What you doing here, and how'd you get in? 1891 01:08:21,619 --> 01:08:23,142 I broke a window. Why'd you do that? 1892 01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:24,926 Your little dog is very friendly. 1893 01:08:24,970 --> 01:08:27,929 What are you doing here? 1894 01:08:27,973 --> 01:08:29,105 [SCREAMS] 1895 01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:32,847 What's your problem, man. 1896 01:08:32,891 --> 01:08:35,415 [SCREAMING] 1897 01:08:35,459 --> 01:08:37,504 Oh, what the hell... 1898 01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:40,507 Philip, I'm confused. 1899 01:08:40,551 --> 01:08:43,380 Yes, you certainly are, because I know. 1900 01:08:43,423 --> 01:08:44,946 You know what? 1901 01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:47,732 Rita told me about your-- your indiscretions. 1902 01:08:47,775 --> 01:08:49,168 He bit me. 1903 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:50,648 That animal. 1904 01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:52,389 The way I listened to you. 1905 01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:53,999 The way I confided in you. 1906 01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,262 It wasn't me, I swear. 1907 01:08:56,306 --> 01:08:58,177 Listen to me, you ungrateful little misanthrope. 1908 01:08:58,221 --> 01:08:59,961 If you so much as look at Rita again, 1909 01:09:00,005 --> 01:09:02,094 I will hire people to break you in two! 1910 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,314 Plus, I'm pulling your lousy book! 1911 01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:06,272 Your self-help days are history. 1912 01:09:09,362 --> 01:09:10,885 I'm going to marry that girl, 1913 01:09:10,929 --> 01:09:13,845 and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me! 1914 01:09:18,806 --> 01:09:20,243 [RITA GASPS] 1915 01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:23,768 Oh... 1916 01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:25,900 Yeah, it's just, uh... 1917 01:09:25,944 --> 01:09:27,859 Yeah. 1918 01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:35,258 [SOBBING] 1919 01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:40,698 Stop that. 1920 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:46,312 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1921 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:51,099 Da-da-da-da da-da-da 1922 01:09:51,143 --> 01:09:54,190 Da-da-da-da da-da-da 1923 01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:55,974 Da 1924 01:10:00,674 --> 01:10:03,634 Da-da-da-da da-da-da 1925 01:10:03,677 --> 01:10:05,244 Da 1926 01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,116 [POP] 1927 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,640 [COOING] 1928 01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,556 [SNIFFING] 1929 01:10:14,427 --> 01:10:16,995 [GRUNTING AND PANTING] 1930 01:10:18,518 --> 01:10:21,304 [PANTING AND WHINING] 1931 01:10:21,347 --> 01:10:23,610 What? 1932 01:10:23,654 --> 01:10:24,916 This? 1933 01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:25,917 [YIPPING AND BARKING] 1934 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,310 Fine. 1935 01:10:28,572 --> 01:10:29,529 Here. 1936 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:34,360 [SNARLING AND BARKING] 1937 01:10:34,404 --> 01:10:37,320 Don't you threaten me. 1938 01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:39,583 [DOG SNARLS, HELEN SCREAMS] 1939 01:10:41,715 --> 01:10:44,631 [BARKING] 1940 01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:47,895 I want that thing put down. 1941 01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:00,778 [GRUMBLING] 1942 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,738 No, there ain't gonna be no fights in here, 1943 01:11:04,782 --> 01:11:06,479 but if you do get into a fight, keep that left up. 1944 01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:07,480 Then come with-- 1945 01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:09,177 Hey, can I help you? 1946 01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,571 Yeah, um, I was wondering, 1947 01:11:11,615 --> 01:11:14,095 if I left my girlfriend's dog here, 1948 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:16,054 could you find him a good home? 1949 01:11:16,097 --> 01:11:17,055 Come with me. 1950 01:11:17,098 --> 01:11:18,926 Oh. There you go. 1951 01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:22,321 Got your own condo, skylights, Jacuzzi... 1952 01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:25,455 Yeah, they all get three days, 1953 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:27,718 but between me and you, 1954 01:11:27,761 --> 01:11:31,112 ain't none of them get out of here alive. 1955 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,200 Let me know. 1956 01:11:33,985 --> 01:11:34,725 [BARKING] 1957 01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,488 [GROWLS] 1958 01:12:03,841 --> 01:12:05,582 [ALL BARKING] 1959 01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:09,803 We're having a good time. 1960 01:12:09,847 --> 01:12:10,804 Where are my dogs at. 1961 01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:11,979 God, it's so ugly! 1962 01:12:12,023 --> 01:12:14,025 [BARKING] 1963 01:12:15,548 --> 01:12:18,334 Fly back to Paris on this. 1964 01:12:18,377 --> 01:12:19,683 Go get her, boys. 1965 01:12:19,726 --> 01:12:21,380 [HELEN SCREAMING] 1966 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:28,300 Yeah, Nicky? 1967 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,910 RECORDING: The person you are trying to reach 1968 01:12:29,954 --> 01:12:31,390 is unavailable. 1969 01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:34,828 Da-da-da-da-da-da 1970 01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:38,484 Da-da-da, yeah 1971 01:12:40,573 --> 01:12:42,053 Yo, E, I've got to talk to you. 1972 01:12:42,096 --> 01:12:43,881 Wait a minute. 1973 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:46,318 Before you start, I have something I want to tell you. 1974 01:12:48,973 --> 01:12:50,627 I'm getting married. 1975 01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:51,889 No, you ain't. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1976 01:12:51,932 --> 01:12:53,499 No date yet, but it's going down. 1977 01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:55,022 You happy for me? 1978 01:12:55,066 --> 01:12:57,460 Of course, because it's a big day for you, but-- 1979 01:12:57,503 --> 01:12:59,592 That's good, because you know why? 1980 01:12:59,636 --> 01:13:01,377 I want you to be my best man. 1981 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:02,943 Oh, no, man. I can't do that. 1982 01:13:02,987 --> 01:13:04,423 Q, we go back. I'm not gonna do that. 1983 01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:06,207 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1984 01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:06,947 She's here. She's here? 1985 01:13:06,991 --> 01:13:09,515 She's here. For what? 1986 01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:11,648 No. WOMAN: Mm... 1987 01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:12,779 Quincy, this is Rita. 1988 01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:14,302 Rita, Quincy. 1989 01:13:16,566 --> 01:13:18,742 Pleasure finally meeting you. 1990 01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,439 Heard a lot about you. 1991 01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:22,528 You have no idea. 1992 01:13:22,572 --> 01:13:24,182 Yeah, uh, what happened to Philip? 1993 01:13:24,225 --> 01:13:25,226 Heart attack. 1994 01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:31,494 What do you think? 1995 01:13:37,717 --> 01:13:39,458 RITA: Thankfully, it turned out to be 1996 01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:40,503 a fairly minor incident... 1997 01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:42,374 [WHEEZING] 1998 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:45,159 But he needed to spend a few days in the hospital. 1999 01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:46,944 So there I was, 2000 01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:48,859 nursing the poor soul back to life, 2001 01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:51,383 when who walks in? 2002 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:54,255 Oh, hey, is that the Angler contract you got there? 2003 01:13:54,299 --> 01:13:55,996 [LOW VOICE] Yeah, you know, I can come back later. 2004 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,911 No, no. Just put it down here. 2005 01:13:57,955 --> 01:13:59,043 Right here? 2006 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:00,305 Yeah, just here. Here is good. 2007 01:14:00,348 --> 01:14:02,089 [COUGHING] 2008 01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:03,787 Oh, Evan, I'm sorry. Where are my manners? 2009 01:14:03,830 --> 01:14:04,788 Evan, this is Rita Monroe, 2010 01:14:04,831 --> 01:14:07,355 Rita Monroe, Evan Fields. 2011 01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:08,879 RITA: Of course, I didn't know he was Evan. 2012 01:14:08,922 --> 01:14:10,489 I thought he was you. 2013 01:14:10,533 --> 01:14:16,147 I felt so used, so manipulated that I just... 2014 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:18,584 fell in love. 2015 01:14:18,628 --> 01:14:20,238 Is Philip still in the hospital? 2016 01:14:20,281 --> 01:14:22,545 No. I fixed him up with this little nurse betty I knew. 2017 01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:25,504 Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, 2018 01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:28,115 chugga, chugga, chugga... 2019 01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:29,552 Ah... good boy. 2020 01:14:29,595 --> 01:14:30,857 EVAN: He's in good hands. 2021 01:14:30,901 --> 01:14:33,425 Rita, will you excuse us for a second? 2022 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,517 What's crack-alating? 2023 01:14:38,561 --> 01:14:40,519 You talk to Nicky yet? 2024 01:14:40,563 --> 01:14:42,216 Oh, no. Well, I stalked her for a little while, right. 2025 01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:43,479 But that was a long time ago. 2026 01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:44,480 That's a joke, man. 2027 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,698 Good. 2028 01:14:45,742 --> 01:14:46,656 Rita, nice to meet you. 2029 01:14:46,699 --> 01:14:49,354 Uh, Q... 2030 01:14:49,397 --> 01:14:52,096 You still need my permission if you want to talk to her. 2031 01:14:53,532 --> 01:14:54,664 Them the rules. 2032 01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:59,059 I've got my own rules now, player. 2033 01:14:59,103 --> 01:15:00,060 Kinda fast 2034 01:15:00,104 --> 01:15:02,454 [THWACK]EVAN: Ow! 2035 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:07,198 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon 2036 01:15:07,241 --> 01:15:10,723 I can't believe he hit you in the ear. 2037 01:15:10,767 --> 01:15:11,724 They deserve each other. 2038 01:15:20,864 --> 01:15:24,128 Hello? 2039 01:15:24,171 --> 01:15:25,521 Hey, where's Nicky? 2040 01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:26,783 She's not here. 2041 01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:27,958 When's she coming back? 2042 01:15:28,001 --> 01:15:29,002 She's not. 2043 01:15:29,046 --> 01:15:31,178 What you mean, she's not? 2044 01:15:31,222 --> 01:15:31,962 She's gone to Portland. 2045 01:15:32,005 --> 01:15:33,964 Portland? 2046 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:35,487 Yeah. You just missed her. 2047 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,054 She took the train. He's afraid to fly. 2048 01:15:37,097 --> 01:15:38,142 He? Who the hell is "he"? 2049 01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:41,580 Right here, Mr. Lynch. 2050 01:15:50,023 --> 01:15:51,242 All right, now, don't move, okay? 2051 01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:52,809 Your daughter's not paying me enough 2052 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:55,159 to play hide-and-seek with you, all right? 2053 01:15:55,202 --> 01:15:56,421 I'm going to go get the tickets. 2054 01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:57,465 Stay here. 2055 01:16:07,171 --> 01:16:08,564 [HONKING] 2056 01:16:14,221 --> 01:16:16,267 Damn. 2057 01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:18,443 Hi. Two tickets on the Surfliner to Portland, please. 2058 01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:27,713 [HONKING] 2059 01:16:27,757 --> 01:16:29,454 Come on! 2060 01:16:29,497 --> 01:16:31,151 Damn! 2061 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,514 Nicky! 2062 01:17:29,557 --> 01:17:31,690 Nicky! 2063 01:17:42,483 --> 01:17:43,746 Okay, we've got to go. 2064 01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:44,964 We've got to go now. 2065 01:18:04,636 --> 01:18:07,334 Ladies and gentlemen, please have your tickets ready. 2066 01:18:07,378 --> 01:18:09,467 Final destination for this train is San Diego. 2067 01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:12,557 What? 2068 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,471 [TRAIN HORN BLARES] 2069 01:18:30,096 --> 01:18:31,228 Don't even think about it. 2070 01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:32,490 [TRAIN HORN BLARES] 2071 01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,415 What the... 2072 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:45,721 Oh, my gosh. 2073 01:18:49,420 --> 01:18:50,421 Quincy... 2074 01:18:53,163 --> 01:18:54,338 What are you doing? 2075 01:18:54,381 --> 01:18:55,861 I'm a-- 2076 01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:57,558 Look, it's my fault! I'm an idiot! 2077 01:18:57,602 --> 01:18:58,995 What are you-- 2078 01:18:59,038 --> 01:19:00,648 I don't understand what you're saying! 2079 01:19:00,692 --> 01:19:03,347 Do you hear me? What are you with the old dude for? 2080 01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:04,783 I can't understand what you're saying! 2081 01:19:07,351 --> 01:19:09,222 I'm a misanthrope! 2082 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:10,702 I'm an asshole! I'm a fool! 2083 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,138 I can't hear you! 2084 01:19:12,182 --> 01:19:13,531 I love you! I've got to have you! 2085 01:19:13,574 --> 01:19:16,839 [NO SOUND] 2086 01:19:16,882 --> 01:19:17,883 What are you-- 2087 01:19:19,711 --> 01:19:22,148 No, no, no! No, no, don't! 2088 01:19:22,192 --> 01:19:23,236 Crazy man. 2089 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,368 Don't! 2090 01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:25,935 No, don't! Oh, my God! 2091 01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:26,936 [THUD] 2092 01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:27,980 Stay here. 2093 01:19:30,069 --> 01:19:31,897 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 2094 01:20:00,534 --> 01:20:02,798 ["HE IS" BY HEATHER HEADLEY PLAYS] 2095 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:10,327 Doo doo doo doo doo 2096 01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:14,853 Doo doo doo doo doo 2097 01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:24,863 Oh, my, where do 2098 01:20:24,907 --> 01:20:27,605 Where do I begin 2099 01:20:27,648 --> 01:20:30,826 To answer the question 2100 01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:33,872 I know you been wondering 2101 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:37,006 Playin' cool, I, cool 2102 01:20:37,049 --> 01:20:40,313 How could it all be true? 2103 01:20:40,357 --> 01:20:43,839 These things, who's that 2104 01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:46,145 And what's it to you? 2105 01:20:46,189 --> 01:20:47,843 He is the mind objector 2106 01:20:47,886 --> 01:20:49,409 The heart protector 2107 01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:52,630 The soul defender Of anything I fear 2108 01:20:52,673 --> 01:20:55,241 The baby conceiver The make-me-believer 2109 01:20:55,285 --> 01:20:57,722 The joy bringer The love giver 2110 01:20:57,765 --> 01:20:59,898 He is 2111 01:21:03,815 --> 01:21:06,252 Doo doo doo doo doo 2112 01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:13,303 He is 2113 01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:20,658 He is 2114 01:21:22,703 --> 01:21:24,618 He is 2115 01:21:30,581 --> 01:21:32,626 Yeah, yeah, yeah 2116 01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:34,890 Come on, we got work to do 2117 01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:36,152 Yeah 2118 01:21:36,195 --> 01:21:37,762 Caught up in the game 2119 01:21:37,805 --> 01:21:40,765 Come on, we got work to do 2120 01:21:40,808 --> 01:21:44,987 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 2121 01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:50,644 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da 2122 01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:53,909 Caught up in the game Caught up in the game 2123 01:22:08,836 --> 01:22:13,754 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 2124 01:22:13,798 --> 01:22:19,499 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da 2125 01:22:19,543 --> 01:22:21,762 Caught up in the game Caught up in the game 2126 01:22:26,506 --> 01:22:28,856 Da-da-da-da-da Caught up in the game 2127 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:30,989 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 2128 01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:34,253 Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da Da 2129 01:24:21,795 --> 01:24:24,885 Come on Da-da-da-da-da-da-da 2130 01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:28,802 Come onDa-da-da 2131 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:39,422 Ah, come on Come on, ah 2132 01:24:39,465 --> 01:24:41,163 Come on, come on, ah, ah 2133 01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:45,732 Da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da 2134 01:24:45,776 --> 01:24:48,300 Yeah, come on 2135 01:24:50,433 --> 01:24:55,264 Da-da-da-da da-da-da Da-da-da 2136 01:24:55,307 --> 01:24:57,309 Yeah 2137 01:24:57,353 --> 01:25:00,747 Come on Yeah, come on 2138 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:03,098 Yeah 2139 01:25:09,582 --> 01:25:11,193 MAN: Let the dogs go. 133657

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