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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,013 --> 00:00:06,350 [GARY] It's a rare treat when the Premier League title 2 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:08,477 comes down to the last match of the season. 3 00:00:08,477 --> 00:00:11,605 And, Thierry, if the Greyhounds win on Sunday, 4 00:00:11,605 --> 00:00:14,140 and Manchester City loses or draws, AFC 5 00:00:14,150 --> 00:00:17,194 Richmond will actually win the league. 6 00:00:17,194 --> 00:00:20,072 Incredible. And you picked them to finish last. 7 00:00:20,072 --> 00:00:21,201 Hey, so did you. 8 00:00:21,212 --> 00:00:24,640 Sorry, Gary. I only remember my victories. 9 00:00:24,651 --> 00:00:27,621 I have no room in my brain for anything else. 10 00:00:27,621 --> 00:00:29,457 [GARY] Hmm. Well, it should be a great match. 11 00:00:29,457 --> 00:00:32,710 The last time Richmond played West Ham though, things got ugly. 12 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:34,962 That wasn't football. It was a crime scene. 13 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:36,672 Speaking of which, 14 00:00:36,672 --> 00:00:40,259 Rupert Mannion has been accused of an inappropriate relationship 15 00:00:40,259 --> 00:00:41,594 by a former assistant, 16 00:00:41,594 --> 00:00:44,346 - putting the team owner in hot water. - [THIERRY HENRY] Hot water? 17 00:00:44,513 --> 00:00:45,895 That man is boiling. 18 00:00:45,906 --> 00:00:48,392 If he had noodles in his pockets, he could make a soup. 19 00:00:48,547 --> 00:00:52,548 My nan made a delicious pocket soup. Bit like a minestrone. 20 00:00:52,559 --> 00:00:53,601 [THIERRY HENRY] Personally, I thought he 21 00:00:53,612 --> 00:00:55,149 should have stayed with Rebecca Welton. 22 00:00:55,149 --> 00:00:57,485 Now, they were a power couple. 23 00:00:57,938 --> 00:01:00,282 Oh, shut up, Thierry Henry. 24 00:01:07,147 --> 00:01:08,513 Morning, Rebecca. 25 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:10,713 - Morning, Ted. - Hi. 26 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:15,012 [CHUCKLES] 27 00:01:18,372 --> 00:01:20,427 [SIGHING] Yeah. Um... 28 00:01:21,821 --> 00:01:22,822 Um... 29 00:01:23,368 --> 00:01:24,577 So, do you, um... 30 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,511 You know, do you want to talk about it? 31 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,024 Mmm. 32 00:01:30,545 --> 00:01:33,192 I'm not really ready to talk about it yet. 33 00:01:33,773 --> 00:01:34,774 Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:35,727 --> 00:01:38,272 - Okay. - Good morning! 35 00:01:39,174 --> 00:01:40,642 [CHEERS] 36 00:01:40,653 --> 00:01:42,248 Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, what 37 00:01:42,258 --> 00:01:44,495 a night, what a night, what a night. 38 00:01:44,506 --> 00:01:46,325 [CHUCKLES] 39 00:01:46,545 --> 00:01:47,838 Whoo! 40 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,823 Sorry for all the noise. 41 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,718 [SIGHS] Morning, nerds. You're welcome for all the noise. 42 00:01:55,538 --> 00:01:57,207 - [COACH BEARD] Milady. - [CHUCKLES] 43 00:01:58,811 --> 00:02:00,381 Oh, Rebecca, I hope you don't mind. 44 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:02,591 I went through your wardrobe and borrowed this dress. 45 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:05,889 Oh, it's a blazer. But, yes, yes. Help yourself. 46 00:02:06,873 --> 00:02:09,879 Hey, thanks again for letting us all crash here last night. 47 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:11,809 You know... When I got Beard's text saying 48 00:02:11,809 --> 00:02:13,936 that there was a deadly gas leak in the neighborhood, 49 00:02:13,936 --> 00:02:18,054 I just assumed he was bragging about one of his epic toots. [CHUCKLES] 50 00:02:18,065 --> 00:02:19,942 [INHALES SHARPLY, SIGHS] 51 00:02:21,444 --> 00:02:22,759 Isn't that crazy that this is gonna be 52 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:24,530 the last time we wake up like this? 53 00:02:24,682 --> 00:02:25,766 Hmm. 54 00:02:26,115 --> 00:02:28,565 I mean, the last and first time. But, still, you know. 55 00:02:28,576 --> 00:02:31,692 [GROANS] No, no, no, no, no. 56 00:02:31,863 --> 00:02:34,224 Yeah. Boss don't want to talk about it yet. 57 00:02:34,235 --> 00:02:37,615 [HUMS] It's not that I refuse to talk about you going home, Ted. 58 00:02:37,626 --> 00:02:40,578 It's that I refuse to accept that you are not coming back. 59 00:02:40,589 --> 00:02:43,413 [SIGHS] God. 60 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:44,508 Boss. 61 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:46,927 I'm right there with you. 62 00:02:49,225 --> 00:02:50,268 [HOUSEKEEPER GASPS] 63 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,071 I'll start in the guest rooms. 64 00:02:57,114 --> 00:03:01,160 - No! No, no, no! No. - Uh, no. No, no, no, no. Please. Please... 65 00:03:01,171 --> 00:03:03,298 Those ropes are not garbage. 66 00:03:03,402 --> 00:03:05,446 Some of it's dirty on purpose. 67 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,572 [LAUGHS] 68 00:03:07,656 --> 00:03:09,909 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:03:24,784 --> 00:03:29,784 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 70 00:03:29,851 --> 00:03:32,301 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 71 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:37,728 Hear ye, hear ye, this locker room is now in session. 72 00:03:38,007 --> 00:03:40,718 All rise for the Honorable Judge McAdoo. 73 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:44,401 [PLAYERS CHUCKLING, CHEERING] 74 00:03:50,533 --> 00:03:51,992 Silence! 75 00:03:53,035 --> 00:03:54,036 Be seated. 76 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:56,695 Court Treasurer. 77 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,826 Are there any unresolved fines from this season? 78 00:03:59,837 --> 00:04:01,159 There are, Your Honor. 79 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:03,295 And please remember that all fines 80 00:04:03,295 --> 00:04:04,863 will go towards funding our end-of-season 81 00:04:04,873 --> 00:04:07,049 party this Sunday night at the restaurant. 82 00:04:07,049 --> 00:04:08,884 [PLAYERS CHEERING] 83 00:04:08,884 --> 00:04:10,761 - Very well. Bailiff. - Hmm? 84 00:04:10,761 --> 00:04:12,346 Please bring forth the receptacle. 85 00:04:12,346 --> 00:04:14,890 Uh, the assistant kitman has it. 86 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:19,103 - [SIGHS] Assistant to the kitman. - Oh. 87 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:20,187 [CHUCKLES] 88 00:04:20,187 --> 00:04:22,481 Court Treasurer. Release the fines. 89 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:27,942 - [CLEARS THROAT] "Jan Maas." - [PLAYERS WINCE] 90 00:04:27,953 --> 00:04:31,615 - "Late for training. £200." - [PLAYERS CHEERING] 91 00:04:31,615 --> 00:04:33,284 - [JAN] That's fair. - Naughty boy. 92 00:04:33,284 --> 00:04:35,411 - "Dani Rojas." - Huh? 93 00:04:35,411 --> 00:04:39,707 "Not texting 'happy birthday' on a teammate's birthday. £100." 94 00:04:39,707 --> 00:04:41,625 - [PLAYERS CLAMORING] - Objection, Your Honor. 95 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:45,068 I did put a tiny, little heart on someone else's "happy birthday." 96 00:04:46,005 --> 00:04:48,007 - Overruled! - [SCOFFS] 97 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:49,878 "Jamie Tartt." 98 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,057 [PLAYERS] Ooh. 99 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:53,697 "Falling asleep during team meditation training. 100 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:55,181 - £200." - Huh? 101 00:04:55,181 --> 00:04:56,819 [COCKBURN] Wow. You fell asleep? 102 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,012 - Bro, everyone was sleeping, man. - Nah, not me. 103 00:04:59,023 --> 00:05:01,901 - I was just the only one who was snoring. - [CHUCKLING] 104 00:05:03,814 --> 00:05:05,441 Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait. 105 00:05:06,638 --> 00:05:09,558 - Is there anything else? - That is all I have, Your Honor. 106 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,496 Very well. And finally, Nathan Shelley. 107 00:05:14,704 --> 00:05:16,956 For missing every training session, 108 00:05:17,036 --> 00:05:20,832 every match and every team dinner this season, 109 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:24,614 I hereby fine you £5,000! 110 00:05:24,781 --> 00:05:27,743 - [PLAYERS CLAMORING] - Yeah, that's fair. I mean, I deserve it. 111 00:05:27,754 --> 00:05:32,801 The party will now have an open bar and live band karaoke! 112 00:05:32,812 --> 00:05:34,564 [CHEERING] 113 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,377 Oh. 114 00:05:45,064 --> 00:05:46,315 [HUMS] 115 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:52,938 - Hey. - [SCREAMS] 116 00:05:52,949 --> 00:05:55,065 - [GROANS, SIGHS] - I'm sorry. 117 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:57,718 One of these days, I'm gonna scare you. 118 00:05:58,523 --> 00:06:02,277 Well, that's easy. Just ask me what I'm thinking about. 119 00:06:03,706 --> 00:06:05,124 What are you thinking about? 120 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:09,695 Stuff. 121 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,706 Terrifying. 122 00:06:13,228 --> 00:06:14,515 Hmm. 123 00:06:14,526 --> 00:06:16,128 Good to see you, Roy. 124 00:06:19,749 --> 00:06:21,400 - Morning, Keeley. - Morning. 125 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,127 - Morning, Keeley. - Morning. 126 00:06:37,825 --> 00:06:39,410 - Yo. - Hey. 127 00:06:39,618 --> 00:06:41,620 What happened to you? I thought you were right behind me. 128 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,955 Jane had a surprise for me. 129 00:06:43,461 --> 00:06:45,085 Oh, that's nice. 130 00:06:45,096 --> 00:06:46,181 My passport. 131 00:06:46,717 --> 00:06:50,346 Which she shredded so that I wouldn't be able to leave the country. 132 00:06:50,838 --> 00:06:53,796 - Good thing you got dual citizenship, huh? - Triple. 133 00:06:53,807 --> 00:06:56,810 - Vatican City is a country, baby. - Right. 134 00:06:58,249 --> 00:06:59,375 - [CLICKING TONGUE] - Mm-hmm. 135 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,730 - Gentlemen. - Hmm? 136 00:07:00,741 --> 00:07:03,684 I can't finish the book until the season ends, obviously. 137 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:06,562 But before you leave, I'd love to get your thoughts. 138 00:07:07,104 --> 00:07:09,231 Let me know if there's anything you disagree with. 139 00:07:10,024 --> 00:07:13,254 I won't take it out, but I'm happy to tell you where you're wrong. 140 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:14,386 Hmm. 141 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:16,833 - [LOUD BANG] - [ROY] Fuck! 142 00:07:17,113 --> 00:07:19,991 Oh. Everything okay, Roy? 143 00:07:21,331 --> 00:07:23,416 How do you know if a girl likes you or not? 144 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,321 Well, um... [SMACKS LIPS, CLICKING TONGUE] 145 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:32,211 ... you know, that might be a tasty, little treat for the Diamond Dogs. 146 00:07:32,254 --> 00:07:34,298 [TED, TRENT, COACH BEARD WHIMPERING] 147 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:35,684 No. 148 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:40,543 No! No! No! No! 149 00:07:40,554 --> 00:07:43,474 [FADING] No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 150 00:07:43,474 --> 00:07:45,226 [MOUTHING WORDS] So close. 151 00:07:45,226 --> 00:07:47,186 [TED] Mm-hmm. Hmm. 152 00:07:47,358 --> 00:07:49,305 Can't wait to dive into this, Trent. 153 00:07:49,316 --> 00:07:50,942 [CHUCKLES] Thank you. 154 00:07:51,348 --> 00:07:52,349 Nope. 155 00:07:54,878 --> 00:07:56,212 Derivative. 156 00:07:56,299 --> 00:07:57,717 Okay. 157 00:07:59,265 --> 00:08:00,725 [COACH BEARD] Overly prosaic. 158 00:08:00,736 --> 00:08:03,358 [TRENT] Actually, I'm gonna just pop out for a second. [CLEARS THROAT] 159 00:08:03,369 --> 00:08:06,539 The press are asking if you have any comments about Rupert's divorce. 160 00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:10,209 Hmm. Yes, of course. Uh, but no, no comment. 161 00:08:10,876 --> 00:08:12,253 - Smart. - Classy. 162 00:08:12,253 --> 00:08:14,630 Moving on, Leslie and I are asking 163 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,882 if you have any comments on Rupert's divorce. 164 00:08:17,484 --> 00:08:19,233 Juicier, the better. Safe space. 165 00:08:19,244 --> 00:08:20,788 [SIGHS] Also no comment. 166 00:08:20,799 --> 00:08:21,967 - Ah! Boo! - Oh... [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 167 00:08:21,978 --> 00:08:25,421 Oh... Look, I'm sorry. I just genuinely don't care anymore. 168 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,890 - [HIGGINS] Hmm. - What's next? 169 00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:32,108 [SIGHS] We need to talk about who we're hiring to replace Ted. 170 00:08:32,119 --> 00:08:34,871 I've made a list of the usual suspects, 171 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,764 and I threw in a basketball coach from 172 00:08:36,774 --> 00:08:38,946 New Zealand just to spice it up a bit. 173 00:08:42,672 --> 00:08:45,823 Right. I can't think about that yet. 174 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:49,323 Okay. After the season then. 175 00:08:50,445 --> 00:08:53,281 Oh, last thing from me. On a happier note, 176 00:08:53,292 --> 00:08:55,089 now that we have a guaranteed spot 177 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:58,924 - in the Champions League next season... - [ALL SHRIEK] 178 00:08:58,924 --> 00:09:01,927 ... we have had many requests to buy a piece of the club. 179 00:09:01,927 --> 00:09:05,347 Our value is at an all-time high, so it's worth considering. 180 00:09:05,347 --> 00:09:11,061 You give up 49%, retain full control and make a huge pile of cash. 181 00:09:11,061 --> 00:09:13,886 We can buy more players, renovate the stadium. 182 00:09:13,897 --> 00:09:16,139 [GASPS] Ooh, maybe we can get some of those fancy seats. 183 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:18,010 The ones with the heaters like they have at Tottenham. 184 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:20,507 Ooh, they're amazing... in February. 185 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,188 You see, I accidentally turned mine on last summer 186 00:09:23,199 --> 00:09:25,772 and nearly melted my bottom crack together. 187 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:30,496 [STAMMERS] Think about it anyway. It's, uh... It's only 49%. 188 00:09:32,713 --> 00:09:34,384 - Leslie? - Hmm? 189 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:38,751 How much would I get if I sold the entire club? 190 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,986 Rebecca. 191 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,366 You can't sell the club. 192 00:09:43,696 --> 00:09:44,822 Why not? 193 00:09:45,433 --> 00:09:48,089 I mean, I only got into this to ruin Rupert's life. 194 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:51,145 And he seems to be doing a pretty good job of that himself. 195 00:09:53,187 --> 00:09:56,565 So come on, Leslie. How much? 196 00:09:57,069 --> 00:09:58,515 I don't know. 197 00:09:58,526 --> 00:10:03,464 Uh, off the top of my head, I'd say two billion. 198 00:10:03,475 --> 00:10:04,734 - [SPITS] - Oh. 199 00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:07,660 Oh, fuck me. 200 00:10:08,872 --> 00:10:09,943 Fuck me. 201 00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:12,331 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 202 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,085 All right, Roy. 203 00:10:16,085 --> 00:10:18,546 I think that's enough for today. You can go ahead and call it. 204 00:10:21,307 --> 00:10:22,350 Roy, please. 205 00:10:25,922 --> 00:10:28,630 Whistle! Whistle! 206 00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:30,470 Go on, bring it in. 207 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,143 Thank you, Roy. 208 00:10:32,143 --> 00:10:33,558 Coach and I didn't wanna make a big deal 209 00:10:33,568 --> 00:10:35,062 about it being our last practice. 210 00:10:35,062 --> 00:10:38,149 - Just a regular day. - Yeah. Nothing special. Right? 211 00:10:38,248 --> 00:10:40,855 Yeah. Sure. 212 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,502 Whatever you guys want. 213 00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:49,266 - That was ominous. - What the fuck was that? 214 00:10:49,446 --> 00:10:51,281 [BELL TOLLS] 215 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,668 What the fuck is that? 216 00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:56,316 What the fuck is this? 217 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:58,127 ["SO LONG, FAREWELL" PLAYING] 218 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:04,300 ♪ There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall ♪ 219 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:07,970 ♪ And the bells in the steeple too ♪ 220 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:12,111 ♪ And up in the nursery an absurd little bird ♪ 221 00:11:12,122 --> 00:11:14,883 ♪ Is popping out to say "cuckoo" ♪ 222 00:11:14,894 --> 00:11:17,897 [PLAYERS] ♪ Cuckoo, cuckoo ♪ 223 00:11:17,897 --> 00:11:21,706 ♪ Regretfully they tell us but firmly they compel us ♪ 224 00:11:21,717 --> 00:11:24,904 ♪ To say goodbye ♪ 225 00:11:24,904 --> 00:11:28,157 [ALL] ♪ To you ♪ 226 00:11:32,962 --> 00:11:36,791 ♪ So long, farewell ♪ ♪ Auf Wiedersehen, good night ♪ 227 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:40,544 ♪ We hate to go and miss this pretty sight ♪ 228 00:11:46,592 --> 00:11:50,179 ♪ So long, farewell ♪ ♪ Auf Wiedersehen, adieu ♪ 229 00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:54,152 ♪ Adieu, adieu ♪ ♪ To yieu and yieu and yieu ♪ 230 00:12:00,106 --> 00:12:03,818 ♪ So long, farewell ♪ ♪ Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye ♪ 231 00:12:03,818 --> 00:12:07,656 ♪ We flit, we float ♪ ♪ We fleetly flee, we fly ♪ 232 00:12:13,686 --> 00:12:17,081 ♪ So long, farewell ♪ ♪ Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye ♪ 233 00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:21,366 ♪ The sun has gone to bed and so must I ♪ 234 00:12:21,377 --> 00:12:25,089 ♪ Adios ♪ 235 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:28,812 ♪ Adios ♪ 236 00:12:30,036 --> 00:12:33,607 ♪ Adios ♪ 237 00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:41,397 [ALL] ♪ Goodbye ♪ 238 00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:49,153 Thank you, fellas. That was perfect. 239 00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:51,833 [PLAYERS, FANS CHEERING] 240 00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:11,218 [SCATS] Hey, Keeley. Love those boots. 241 00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:13,180 Thanks. [CHUCKLES] 242 00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:19,769 - Hey, Nate. - Hey, Keeley. You all right? 243 00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:22,313 Yeah. Oh, it's so good to have you back. 244 00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:24,883 - Thank you. It's really good to be back. - Yeah. 245 00:13:26,646 --> 00:13:29,141 - Hi. - Hey. 246 00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:30,154 - Ninety-one. - [TED] Ninety-two. 247 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,280 Hello, boys. 248 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,948 - Hello, Keeley. - Hey, Keeley. Uh-oh. 249 00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:36,626 - What do we got here? - A little last-day present. One for you. 250 00:13:36,637 --> 00:13:38,358 - Aw. - And one for you. 251 00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:40,996 - All right. - Don't open that before you get on the plane! 252 00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:43,731 Or better yet, just don't get on the plane. 253 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,263 - Thanks, Keeley. - [COACH BEARD] Thanks, Keeley. 254 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,126 [CHUCKLES] 255 00:13:50,337 --> 00:13:52,126 Is everybody decent? 256 00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,542 Aw, one of these days, right? 257 00:13:54,553 --> 00:13:55,594 [PLAYERS CHUCKLING] 258 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,276 Okay, remember you've got your extra press session tomorrow at noon. 259 00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:05,272 And you're confident, generous, excited. You're fucking legends! 260 00:14:05,272 --> 00:14:07,474 - [PLAYERS] Thanks, Keeley! - [KEELEY] Whoo! 261 00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:09,514 Mmm. 262 00:14:12,539 --> 00:14:15,105 - Keeley. - Hi, Jamie. 263 00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:16,534 - Hey, you good? - Yeah, you? 264 00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:18,410 Yeah, good, good, yeah. Uh, mad one. 265 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:22,623 Uh, Nike want to fly me to Brazil to shoot this commercial thing. 266 00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,591 But I said to them that I wouldn't do it 267 00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,293 unless I could have my publicist with me. 268 00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:29,296 Make sure I don't fuck it up. So, uh, what do you think? 269 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,869 - It's not for me. - Yeah. [STAMMERS] 270 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,356 - I'm fucking with you. - Yeah? 271 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,376 - Yeah. [GASPS] - Yeah? 272 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:37,099 - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] Thank you. [CHUCKLES] - Congrats. 273 00:14:37,138 --> 00:14:41,100 Um, yeah, cool. Uh, so, someone from Nike is gonna call you. 274 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,562 Uh, name starts with W. Ends with W. I don't... 275 00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:46,730 - I'll handle it. - Okay. 276 00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,567 - Thank you, Jamie. - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 277 00:14:57,426 --> 00:14:58,427 Hey, Jamie. 278 00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:00,268 Yeah? 279 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:03,855 Wanna grab a beer later? 280 00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:06,167 I thought you said I couldn't have beer anymore. 281 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,002 Well, you're with me, so you get a pass. 282 00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:12,403 Yeah, decent. I'm in, yeah. [CHUCKLES] 283 00:15:12,609 --> 00:15:14,121 - Sweet. - Sweet. 284 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,180 So are you two friends now? 285 00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:20,941 - Uh, yeah. Guess so. - That's wonderful. 286 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,355 Yeah. 287 00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:24,960 Fucking mint, yeah. 288 00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:26,975 [BELL ON DOOR JINGLES] 289 00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:30,430 - Should I use that pose or that pose? - Lads. Ah, thank the Lord. 290 00:15:30,441 --> 00:15:32,276 - None of 'em. - I just signed up for that Bantr. 291 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,360 - Ah. - Should I... 292 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,197 I mean, when your father died, I was terrified of being alone. 293 00:15:36,197 --> 00:15:39,700 But now I've learned so much about myself in this last year, 294 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,744 and I've been right all along, you know. 295 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,520 I really am exceptional. 296 00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:48,042 Right. [STAMMERS] Mother, you know that Ted isn't dying. 297 00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:50,130 He's just moving back to America. 298 00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:54,395 Oh. You say potato, you say potato. 299 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,800 I've been thinking about selling the club. 300 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:05,215 - I know. Is that crazy? - No! No, I love it. 301 00:16:05,226 --> 00:16:08,354 - Oh. - Go for it. Take the money and run. 302 00:16:08,354 --> 00:16:10,147 - Explore the world. - Hmm. 303 00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:14,151 - Uh, more importantly, explore yourself. - Hmm. 304 00:16:14,151 --> 00:16:15,431 You know, I had a dream last night 305 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,313 that I was a cabaret singer in Japan. 306 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,073 Shut up. [GRUNTS] 307 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,764 No, you've given me chills. 308 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,369 - I had exactly the same dream. - Hmm? 309 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,400 Oh, you were a dentist in Taiwan, 310 00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:27,554 - but... - Oh, Mother. 311 00:16:27,565 --> 00:16:30,526 - Oh, well, potato, potato. [CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLES] 312 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,169 [INHALES SHARPLY] 313 00:16:32,169 --> 00:16:33,704 You going to the match on Sunday? 314 00:16:33,715 --> 00:16:36,635 [SUCKS TEETH] Oh, sausage, I can't. I'm sorry. 315 00:16:37,185 --> 00:16:39,204 I've been wanting to get a tattoo, 316 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:42,954 so I'm meeting with a specialist who can remove it if I hate it. 317 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:46,058 - But I did see Tish the other day. - [SIGHS] 318 00:16:46,058 --> 00:16:49,171 She told me who's gonna win the game. Do you wanna know? 319 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:52,940 Oh, I have had more than enough of Tish's bloody predictions 320 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,568 to last me a lifetime, thank you very much. 321 00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:58,270 But please do tell her that she's a 322 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,322 fraud that preys on people's weaknesses. 323 00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:03,569 That's exactly what she said you'd say. 324 00:17:04,202 --> 00:17:05,665 Anything else, ladies? 325 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,789 I'd just like some peace of mind for my daughter. 326 00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:10,583 And all of her generation. 327 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:14,378 Oh, must be awful for 'em, lying awake at night haunted 328 00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:16,088 by how fucking easy they've had it. 329 00:17:16,088 --> 00:17:18,256 [BOTH LAUGHING] 330 00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:23,219 Fucking hell. 331 00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:26,241 We'll just have the bill. Thank you, Mae. 332 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,528 It's been taken care of by these gentlemen. 333 00:17:32,354 --> 00:17:33,976 We just, uh, wanted to thank you 334 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,453 for everything you've done for the club. 335 00:17:35,464 --> 00:17:38,175 Yeah. The love and care you have for the team is inspiring. 336 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,477 Kind of like the mother we never had. 337 00:17:40,488 --> 00:17:41,947 - [SIGHS] - Oh, that's weird. 338 00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:43,991 'Cause I'm like the mother she's never had. 339 00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:46,911 I guess that makes you like the grandmother we never had. 340 00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:48,582 No, it doesn't. 341 00:17:49,163 --> 00:17:50,196 Hmm. 342 00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:53,392 Why would you say that? 343 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,575 - [JEREMY] I was trying to be nice. - Hmm. 344 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:57,397 - Hmm. - Did I tell you? 345 00:17:57,639 --> 00:17:59,474 I'm learning to... Oh. 346 00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:03,218 What's it called? Skateboard. [CHUCKLES] 347 00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:05,544 Do you mean skateboard? 348 00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:08,642 - Yeah, yeah. Skateboard. Really. - You any good? 349 00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:10,265 Will be. 350 00:18:15,314 --> 00:18:17,108 [SIGHS] 351 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,819 [CHUCKLES] 352 00:18:19,819 --> 00:18:21,654 So you do laugh. 353 00:18:21,654 --> 00:18:25,328 But you don't do it until page 43? 354 00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:26,951 And it wasn't even a big laugh. 355 00:18:26,951 --> 00:18:30,121 That was more of a loud nose breath. An exhale. 356 00:18:30,132 --> 00:18:31,194 Hey, Trent. 357 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,583 Look, I know folks are divided on the actual police these days, 358 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,419 but all human beings are opposed to the laugh police. 359 00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:41,608 Yeah. Mmm, yeah. Yes, sorry, sorry. 360 00:18:42,276 --> 00:18:44,721 Um, yeah. 361 00:18:46,179 --> 00:18:47,556 I just want you to like it. 362 00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:52,089 I'll leave you be. 363 00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:58,268 - Good night, Trent. - Good night. 364 00:19:04,668 --> 00:19:06,234 _ 365 00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:26,527 [SLURPING, GULPING] 366 00:19:28,895 --> 00:19:29,896 [SWALLOWS] 367 00:19:31,895 --> 00:19:33,313 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 368 00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:36,655 Worth the wait. [SIGHS] 369 00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:43,967 Whatever happens on Sunday, I want you to know I'm proud of you. 370 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,251 All the work you've put in this year. 371 00:19:48,961 --> 00:19:50,630 Yeah, uh... Yeah, thanks. 372 00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:53,383 And, um... [CLEARS THROAT] 373 00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:55,971 Thank you for your help too, you know. 374 00:19:55,982 --> 00:20:00,371 For... For motivating me, encouraging me. 375 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:04,527 I haven't really had that from the older men in me life. 376 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,856 [CHUCKLES] Real talk, man. Thank you. 377 00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:20,201 And look, I know you've got a lot of feelings for Keeley. 378 00:20:21,244 --> 00:20:26,082 I just hope none of that shit ever gets in the way of our friendship. 379 00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,128 Yeah. No, yeah, me too, yeah. 380 00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:31,545 Good. 381 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:33,965 That's good. 382 00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,697 'Cause me and Keeley started talking again. 383 00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:41,196 Oh, yeah? 384 00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:43,552 Yeah. Just easing into it. 385 00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:47,770 But she is a woman, so you never know, right? 386 00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:49,480 Hmm. 387 00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:53,276 It's nothing official between the two of you? 388 00:20:55,274 --> 00:20:56,275 Well... 389 00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,074 No, but it's happening. 390 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,829 I wanted you to know 'cause I don't want you to get hurt, so... 391 00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:09,125 I think it's best if you just step aside. 392 00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:12,398 [SUCKS TEETH, SMACKS LIPS] 393 00:21:13,361 --> 00:21:14,582 No. 394 00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:20,626 What the fuck do you mean, "no"? 395 00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:25,515 I mean, if the two of you ain't official, then I ain't steppin' aside. 396 00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:29,539 - Why not? - 'Cause I know 397 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:32,321 in my heart that me and Keeley are meant to be together. 398 00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:34,305 Fuck off. You're a child. 399 00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:36,565 You fuck off. You're a hairy old prune. 400 00:21:37,654 --> 00:21:39,848 Don't forget, I was with her first. 401 00:21:39,859 --> 00:21:41,667 Yeah, well, I was with her last. 402 00:21:41,678 --> 00:21:43,451 [SCOFFS] It's been a year, mate. 403 00:21:43,451 --> 00:21:47,248 [IMITATES BUZZER] It's been a month, mate. 404 00:21:58,756 --> 00:22:04,023 That video of her that got leaked, she made that for me. 405 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:22,031 [REBECCA] I'm ready to talk about it now. 406 00:22:36,071 --> 00:22:37,239 [SIGHS] 407 00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:44,676 I've decided to sell the club. 408 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,019 If you go, I go. 409 00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:55,523 Hmm. 410 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:03,948 There is another option. 411 00:23:04,929 --> 00:23:06,264 We both stay. 412 00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:16,234 I respect that you need to go home to your son, Ted. 413 00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:22,369 But I just want you to consider the possibility that this is your home. 414 00:23:24,658 --> 00:23:25,838 Henry can... 415 00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:29,641 come and live here and go to one of the best schools in the world 416 00:23:29,652 --> 00:23:34,699 and enjoy the life-changing experience of being in another country. 417 00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:38,816 Michelle can come here and teach, 418 00:23:39,108 --> 00:23:43,321 get fully qualified and go home as a department head. 419 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:52,479 Higgins has said, if I sell 49% of the team, 420 00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:56,584 I can afford to make you one of the highest-paid coaches in the league. 421 00:23:57,627 --> 00:24:00,838 [SCOFFS, SIGHS] 422 00:24:02,188 --> 00:24:04,231 I know people will say I'm crazy, but... 423 00:24:07,523 --> 00:24:10,443 I still think I'd be underpaying you for what you mean to this club. 424 00:24:10,454 --> 00:24:11,830 [CHUCKLES] 425 00:24:19,752 --> 00:24:21,165 Would you please stay? 426 00:24:27,615 --> 00:24:30,239 This is the part when you say you need to sleep on it and I say, 427 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,272 "Oh, yes, of course." 428 00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:32,954 And then we do exactly the same thing tomorrow. 429 00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:34,038 [CHUCKLES] 430 00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:44,337 You already know your answer, don't you? 431 00:24:48,244 --> 00:24:50,038 - I do, yeah. - I know. 432 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,312 I just had to try. 433 00:24:57,169 --> 00:25:00,005 Right. [SNIFFLES, INHALES SHARPLY] 434 00:25:00,019 --> 00:25:01,813 Well, that's settled then. [SIGHS] 435 00:25:05,108 --> 00:25:06,192 Both go. 436 00:25:10,623 --> 00:25:13,038 You know, I was thinking I should travel abroad. 437 00:25:13,049 --> 00:25:14,133 Mmm. 438 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,707 Eat, Pray, Love style, right? 439 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:22,587 Well, more like Drink, Sleep, Fuck. 440 00:25:23,838 --> 00:25:24,839 [TED] Mm-hmm. 441 00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:28,551 [BOTH LAUGH] 442 00:25:28,551 --> 00:25:31,304 [SIGHS] Oh. [LAUGHS] 443 00:25:31,304 --> 00:25:33,139 [CHUCKLING] 444 00:25:37,355 --> 00:25:38,565 [DOORBELL RINGS] 445 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:40,605 [ROY GRUNTS] 446 00:25:40,751 --> 00:25:42,127 Fucking hell. 447 00:25:43,316 --> 00:25:44,359 He's fine. 448 00:25:48,253 --> 00:25:49,755 [GROANS] 449 00:25:50,281 --> 00:25:53,701 All right. You gonna tell me what happened? 450 00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:56,464 Did you stop a mugging? 451 00:25:58,061 --> 00:26:00,773 Rescue some puppies from a burning building? 452 00:26:01,365 --> 00:26:02,574 Do you wanna? 453 00:26:02,658 --> 00:26:03,951 - After you. - [SIGHS] 454 00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:06,225 [CLICKS TONGUE] 455 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,050 - We got in a fight about you. - You what? 456 00:26:09,877 --> 00:26:12,171 - We got in a fistfight... - [SIGHS] 457 00:26:12,182 --> 00:26:13,976 ... over who gets to be with you. 458 00:26:14,555 --> 00:26:17,381 We just thought, "What are we, Neanderthals?" 459 00:26:17,392 --> 00:26:19,227 - Yeah, and we're not. - [SCOFFS] 460 00:26:19,306 --> 00:26:21,103 So we came up with a better idea. 461 00:26:21,114 --> 00:26:22,448 Please don't say it. 462 00:26:22,459 --> 00:26:23,711 You should just pick. 463 00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:27,751 You pick which one of us you want to end up with. 464 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:30,875 And then, that's that. 465 00:26:30,886 --> 00:26:32,846 - Bish-bash-bosh. - Bob's your uncle. 466 00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:34,650 So, I get to choose? 467 00:26:40,854 --> 00:26:42,314 - Yeah. - Pretty much. 468 00:26:47,228 --> 00:26:50,690 - We're fucking idiots. - [SIGHING] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 469 00:26:50,706 --> 00:26:53,709 [BOTH SIGH] 470 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,048 Are you hungry? 471 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,157 Well, you're still in training, 472 00:26:58,168 --> 00:27:00,337 but you can watch me eat a kebab. 473 00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:05,080 I'm having chicken. 474 00:27:22,971 --> 00:27:24,074 - Hey. - Oh, my fucking God! 475 00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:25,860 Whoa. [STAMMERS] I'm sorry about that. 476 00:27:25,871 --> 00:27:29,505 I... I was trying to come in soft like a human cotton ball. 477 00:27:29,505 --> 00:27:31,334 No. God, no, I'm sorry. I'm here late. [CHUCKLES] 478 00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:34,695 - Oh, it's all right. [CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLES, SIGHS] 479 00:27:34,706 --> 00:27:36,917 - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLES] 480 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:49,728 Listen, Ted... 481 00:27:49,739 --> 00:27:51,240 I know. It's okay. 482 00:27:51,251 --> 00:27:53,587 No, please, please. Can you just let me say it? 483 00:27:56,086 --> 00:27:57,587 I'm sorry. [SOBS] 484 00:27:58,132 --> 00:28:00,131 [SOBBING] I'm so sorry. 485 00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:04,140 Oh, buddy. 486 00:28:06,081 --> 00:28:07,666 [NATHAN BREATHES SHAKILY] 487 00:28:08,628 --> 00:28:10,797 [SNIFFLES] Oh, I'm sorry. 488 00:28:10,916 --> 00:28:12,292 [SIGHS] 489 00:28:13,383 --> 00:28:16,427 [SNIFFLING, CHUCKLING] 490 00:28:18,399 --> 00:28:20,067 - [CHUCKLES] - You know what's funny? 491 00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,097 You only ripped it up once. 492 00:28:23,851 --> 00:28:25,978 I tore that sucker down and ripped it up two times. 493 00:28:25,978 --> 00:28:27,522 - [CHUCKLES] - Did you really? 494 00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:29,315 - [CHUCKLING] Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] 495 00:28:29,454 --> 00:28:30,942 So you were already in the clear, you know? 496 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,151 - Okay. - [CHUCKLES] 497 00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:34,821 Okay. [INHALES SHARPLY] 498 00:28:42,745 --> 00:28:43,830 But I'll tell ya, 499 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,774 when I look up there... 500 00:28:48,629 --> 00:28:50,114 I still see it. 501 00:28:56,906 --> 00:28:58,321 - Is that weird? - [INHALES SHARPLY] 502 00:28:58,332 --> 00:29:01,055 No, no, no, that's... that's lovely. 503 00:29:01,055 --> 00:29:04,475 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 504 00:29:07,703 --> 00:29:08,829 [SNIFFLES] 505 00:29:09,196 --> 00:29:10,281 Good night, Nate. 506 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,644 Good night, Ted. 507 00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:30,614 ["IN BETWEEN DAYS" PLAYING] 508 00:29:31,774 --> 00:29:33,818 [CROWD CHEERING] 509 00:29:34,262 --> 00:29:37,258 [ARLO] AFC Richmond was founded in 1897, 510 00:29:37,258 --> 00:29:40,636 and since then, the team have been a picture of mediocrity. 511 00:29:41,137 --> 00:29:44,417 They've been up. They've been down. Mostly down. 512 00:29:44,428 --> 00:29:45,704 And in the club's history, 513 00:29:45,715 --> 00:29:48,876 they've never come close to what they could achieve today: 514 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,938 a Premier League title. 515 00:29:51,184 --> 00:29:53,437 Fate is not entirely in their hands. 516 00:29:53,553 --> 00:29:56,467 Their adversaries in Manchester have the final say. 517 00:29:56,478 --> 00:29:57,967 But the Richmond faithful are here 518 00:29:57,978 --> 00:30:00,991 to applaud their team for what they've already accomplished 519 00:30:01,002 --> 00:30:02,796 and see if the miraculous season... 520 00:30:02,807 --> 00:30:05,030 - [CHANTING] AFC Richmond. - ... can become transcendent. 521 00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:08,335 Hello. There should be a ticket waiting for me under the name... 522 00:30:08,899 --> 00:30:10,346 "Wynonna Judd." 523 00:30:11,918 --> 00:30:12,919 Thanks. 524 00:30:13,534 --> 00:30:14,535 Thank you. 525 00:30:15,004 --> 00:30:18,495 - You see the way that guy stared at me? - Absolute psychopath. 526 00:30:19,842 --> 00:30:21,260 We feeling good, lads? Feeling good? 527 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:23,190 - I think we're gonna win it. - Me too. 528 00:30:23,201 --> 00:30:24,213 Then what? 529 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:27,381 Richmond win the League, what do we have left to strive for? 530 00:30:27,438 --> 00:30:28,522 To dream for? 531 00:30:28,563 --> 00:30:31,735 Making a real connection with someone and starting a family? 532 00:30:32,105 --> 00:30:34,273 Mmm. [MOUTHING] Yeah. 533 00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:37,276 - Boring. - [JEREMY] Yeah. 534 00:30:37,276 --> 00:30:39,320 [ARLO] ... a humiliating relegation. 535 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,698 [CHRIS] It has really been a mad season, Arlo. 536 00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:43,950 [SIGHS] I'm actually nervous. Are you nervous? 537 00:30:43,950 --> 00:30:45,576 Nah, Dad's got this. 538 00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:46,703 [JACOB] All right, all right. 539 00:30:46,703 --> 00:30:48,105 Who's ready to spend the next two hours 540 00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:49,447 of their lives watching this game 541 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:52,583 until it eventually ends up in an exciting 0-0 tie? 542 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:54,627 - [CHUCKLES] - [JACOB CHUCKLING] 543 00:30:56,838 --> 00:30:58,753 [ARLO] Not long ago, Lasso was looking up 544 00:30:58,763 --> 00:31:01,032 from the doghouse of the Dogtrack. 545 00:31:01,043 --> 00:31:05,010 Now he's looking down from the highest heights of English football. 546 00:31:05,021 --> 00:31:06,606 It don't make sense! 547 00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:08,221 Two years ago, we played so bad, 548 00:31:08,232 --> 00:31:10,226 we had to drop down from the Premier League 549 00:31:10,226 --> 00:31:12,222 to a lower league that was called... 550 00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:13,359 The Championship. 551 00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:14,413 See, that don't make sense. 552 00:31:14,424 --> 00:31:15,866 Now, this year we played so well, 553 00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:17,976 we qualified to get into another league 554 00:31:17,987 --> 00:31:19,903 - and that one's called... - The Champions League. 555 00:31:19,914 --> 00:31:21,946 Entirely different league, pretty much the same name though. 556 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:23,080 That don't make sense. 557 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:26,300 And now y'all are tellin' me that to get into the "Champions League," 558 00:31:26,311 --> 00:31:28,013 you can finish as low as... 559 00:31:28,024 --> 00:31:29,160 Fourth place. 560 00:31:29,171 --> 00:31:32,040 That don't make no sense. Why? 561 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,417 [PLAYERS LAUGHING, CHATTERING] 562 00:31:34,863 --> 00:31:36,072 Money. 563 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:37,470 Okay, see, now that makes sense. 564 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,380 - Okay. That's it. - Thank you. 565 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:40,848 - [KNOCKING] - [NATHAN] Hey. 566 00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,694 - [TED] Hey, what's up, Nate? - Hi. Yeah, sorry. 567 00:31:42,704 --> 00:31:43,969 I'm sorry to interrupt and all that. 568 00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:46,781 I just wanted to, uh... to wish you all, uh, good luck. 569 00:31:47,137 --> 00:31:50,620 To wish you two good luck, uh, for the last time. 570 00:31:51,187 --> 00:31:53,915 Last time this season. It's not the last time you ever have good luck. 571 00:31:53,926 --> 00:31:56,533 [CHUCKLES] No need for it to become a cautionary tale. 572 00:31:56,544 --> 00:31:58,576 I'm not trying to cast a spell or anything. 573 00:31:58,587 --> 00:32:00,714 - [CHUCKLES] - Yeah, no. I... I get it, Nate. Thank you. 574 00:32:00,714 --> 00:32:01,841 Thanks, man. 575 00:32:01,841 --> 00:32:03,759 Thank you. Well... 576 00:32:04,121 --> 00:32:05,664 Well, this feels familiar. 577 00:32:08,106 --> 00:32:09,108 Oh, yeah. 578 00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:10,909 - Mm-hmm. [CHUCKLES] - [COACH BEARD CHUCKLES] 579 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,217 Oh, why don't I, um, step out and let you guys have a proper reunion? 580 00:32:14,228 --> 00:32:17,022 Ah, da-da-da-da. You stay put, Trenthouse Magazine. 581 00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,566 You're part of the squad now. 582 00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:20,245 - Oh. - [CLICKING TONGUE] 583 00:32:20,256 --> 00:32:22,357 - Yep. You're stuck with us, buddy. - Thank you. 584 00:32:22,368 --> 00:32:23,571 [TED CHUCKLES] 585 00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:25,394 Can I be a Diamond Dog? 586 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:37,360 [TED] Okay, hold on one second here. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 587 00:32:41,116 --> 00:32:43,651 - Hmm. - What the fuck are you doing? 588 00:32:44,490 --> 00:32:46,412 Uh, I assume we're all looking for cameras 589 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,803 'cause we think we're on a prank show. 590 00:32:47,803 --> 00:32:49,972 - Yeah, that's where I'm at. - [TRENT, NATHAN] Yeah. 591 00:32:49,972 --> 00:32:51,599 I'm not fucking around here. 592 00:32:55,755 --> 00:32:57,674 [STAMMERS] Okay. Diamond Dogs, mount up. Let's go. 593 00:32:57,685 --> 00:32:59,395 [BARKING] 594 00:33:05,154 --> 00:33:07,406 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, okay. Mr. Roy Kent. 595 00:33:07,406 --> 00:33:09,700 Uh, you know, um, bark away. Please. 596 00:33:11,077 --> 00:33:12,811 For the past year, 597 00:33:13,328 --> 00:33:18,457 I've busted my fucking ass trying to change. 598 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:23,149 But apparently, I haven't done fucking shit 'cause... 599 00:33:25,477 --> 00:33:27,191 I'm still me. 600 00:33:31,645 --> 00:33:35,024 [STAMMERS] Uh, wait. Did... Did you wanna be someone else? 601 00:33:35,442 --> 00:33:36,526 Yeah. 602 00:33:37,337 --> 00:33:38,421 Someone better. 603 00:33:42,913 --> 00:33:44,294 Can people change? 604 00:33:50,374 --> 00:33:51,709 [SIGHS] 605 00:33:53,342 --> 00:33:55,287 - Uh... - [BARKS] 606 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:58,259 [STAMMERS] I don't think we change per se, 607 00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:00,042 as much as we just... [INHALES SHARPLY] 608 00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:02,419 ... learn to accept who we've always been, you know? 609 00:34:02,712 --> 00:34:04,172 [ROY] Hmm. 610 00:34:04,362 --> 00:34:07,058 Oh, no. I... I think people can change. 611 00:34:07,069 --> 00:34:08,070 They can. 612 00:34:09,568 --> 00:34:12,972 You know, sometimes for the worse and sometimes for the better. 613 00:34:15,808 --> 00:34:17,476 [GROANS] Not me. 614 00:34:17,476 --> 00:34:20,020 I'm still the same fucking idiot I've always been. 615 00:34:20,202 --> 00:34:22,690 Mmm. Agree to disagree, big guy. 616 00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,015 I mean, come on, man. 617 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:25,897 You just piped up out of nowhere and 618 00:34:25,907 --> 00:34:27,915 finally asked to become a Diamond Dog. 619 00:34:28,255 --> 00:34:29,897 Pretty big change, if you ask me. Right, fellas? 620 00:34:29,908 --> 00:34:31,739 - [HIGGINS, COACH BEARD] Yep. - [NATHAN, TRENT] Mm-hmm. 621 00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:33,826 Change isn't about trying to be perfect. 622 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:37,118 Perfection sucks. Perfect is boring. 623 00:34:37,188 --> 00:34:39,123 I mean, except Shawshank. That's not boring. 624 00:34:39,123 --> 00:34:40,457 - Yep. - Well, that's true. 625 00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:42,877 Yeah. I mean, there are perfect films. Back to the Future. 626 00:34:42,877 --> 00:34:44,381 - Jaws. - Jaws. Yeah. 627 00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:46,870 - I would say Trent's hair is perfect. - [NATHAN] Oh, God, yeah. 628 00:34:46,881 --> 00:34:48,507 - Oh. Thank you. - Not at all boring. 629 00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:50,995 Sure. You know, attributes. Grace Kelly's eyes. 630 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,967 - The other side of the pillow. - That is absolutely perfect. 631 00:34:53,978 --> 00:34:55,354 There are perfect analogies. 632 00:34:55,365 --> 00:34:58,298 - Jacket potato, cheese and beans. - That sounds perfectly yummy. Yeah. 633 00:34:58,309 --> 00:35:00,177 Perfect foods. Spaghetti Bolognese. 634 00:35:00,188 --> 00:35:02,594 - Billy Joel's The Stranger album. - [TED] Yep, no, that's perfect. 635 00:35:02,605 --> 00:35:04,398 Yes! There are perfect works of art. 636 00:35:04,398 --> 00:35:06,666 There... Perfection is all around us, everywhere we look. 637 00:35:06,677 --> 00:35:07,813 The mighty redwood. 638 00:35:07,824 --> 00:35:09,820 But I was talking about perfection in people. 639 00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:12,948 - Oh, sure, sure. Yeah. No, I get you. - [TRENT] Oh, right. Sure, sure. 640 00:35:12,948 --> 00:35:15,451 Human beings are never gonna be perfect, Roy. 641 00:35:15,451 --> 00:35:17,986 The best we can do is to keep asking 642 00:35:17,996 --> 00:35:21,211 for help and accepting it when you can. 643 00:35:21,504 --> 00:35:25,008 And if you keep on doing that, you'll always be moving towards better. 644 00:35:26,798 --> 00:35:27,924 [WHISTLES] 645 00:35:30,502 --> 00:35:33,099 Add that right there to our list of perfect stuff. 646 00:35:33,409 --> 00:35:34,410 [HIGGINS] Hmm. 647 00:35:34,462 --> 00:35:36,547 - [TED] Ding, ding, ding. - [ROY] All right. 648 00:35:38,131 --> 00:35:39,132 Thank you. 649 00:35:39,143 --> 00:35:41,989 [BARKING, GROWLING] 650 00:35:42,779 --> 00:35:43,780 [BARKS] 651 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,392 Anyone else wanna go? 652 00:35:49,761 --> 00:35:50,989 I've got a girlfriend. 653 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,906 [ALL] Ooh. 654 00:35:53,906 --> 00:35:56,164 Her name is Jade, and she actually is perfect. 655 00:35:56,175 --> 00:35:58,969 [BARKING] 656 00:35:59,912 --> 00:36:01,372 [PANTING] 657 00:36:01,372 --> 00:36:02,498 [BARKS] 658 00:36:05,459 --> 00:36:06,752 [RUPERT SIGHS] 659 00:36:06,752 --> 00:36:08,528 - George. - Rupert. 660 00:36:08,672 --> 00:36:09,673 You guys ready? 661 00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:12,589 Don't you worry, I won't let you lose to your ex-wife. 662 00:36:13,461 --> 00:36:15,463 [STAMMERS] I mean, your first ex-wife. 663 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:19,212 I... I mean, your previous, most recent ex-wi... 664 00:36:19,223 --> 00:36:21,392 - You know what I mean. - Just beat them. 665 00:36:24,494 --> 00:36:25,828 Win. 666 00:36:27,002 --> 00:36:28,526 Yes, boss. [SIGHS] 667 00:36:28,742 --> 00:36:31,099 [ARLO] We have to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 668 00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:34,363 Unsavory allegations of sexual impropriety 669 00:36:34,363 --> 00:36:37,366 have Rupert Mannion on the brink of losing his club. 670 00:36:37,366 --> 00:36:39,274 But the truth is, a win today puts 671 00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:41,453 the Hammers into the Champions League, 672 00:36:41,453 --> 00:36:43,289 - a feather in Mannion's cap... - [BREATHES DEEPLY] 673 00:36:43,289 --> 00:36:46,355 ... that could keep him in power a little bit longer. 674 00:36:48,836 --> 00:36:49,962 Ah. 675 00:36:49,973 --> 00:36:53,637 So, this is where they've been hiding all the beautiful people. 676 00:36:53,648 --> 00:36:55,134 [LAUGHING] 677 00:36:55,134 --> 00:36:56,648 Ah. Hello, Rupert. 678 00:36:57,838 --> 00:36:59,902 - Oh. Rebecca. - [REBECCA CHUCKLES] 679 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:03,559 - Hi, Sassy. - Hiya. 680 00:37:03,559 --> 00:37:05,102 Aren't you the lucky man. 681 00:37:06,423 --> 00:37:09,013 Whatever happens today, a team you love wins. 682 00:37:09,024 --> 00:37:10,985 - [CHUCKLES] - [REBECCA CHUCKLES] 683 00:37:11,237 --> 00:37:12,263 [CHUCKLES] 684 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,313 Heard the news. Ooh. Ouch. 685 00:37:16,759 --> 00:37:19,304 Looks like you're gonna lose another team. 686 00:37:19,325 --> 00:37:21,118 My God, you get through them like wives. 687 00:37:21,118 --> 00:37:22,995 - [CHUCKLES] - Or mistresses. 688 00:37:22,995 --> 00:37:25,247 Or, I'm assuming, tubes of hemorrhoid cream. 689 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,826 But in all seriousness, I... I do wish you the best... 690 00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:33,801 'cause you are the fucking worst. 691 00:37:37,682 --> 00:37:38,802 Come on, Richmond! 692 00:37:38,802 --> 00:37:40,763 - Yes! - Whoo! Yeah! 693 00:37:41,621 --> 00:37:42,914 [CHUCKLES] 694 00:37:42,925 --> 00:37:45,214 Oh, you're in good spirits, aren't you? 695 00:37:45,225 --> 00:37:48,092 Um, anything behind that great mood? 696 00:37:48,103 --> 00:37:50,898 Something that might affect where I'll work next year? 697 00:37:50,898 --> 00:37:53,006 - After the match, Leslie. Hmm. - Right. 698 00:37:53,274 --> 00:37:55,642 - Chill. - Chill. Okay. 699 00:37:55,653 --> 00:37:57,780 Say, Barbara, you a football fan? 700 00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:00,032 Um, I prefer rugby. 701 00:38:00,032 --> 00:38:01,825 There's just more grown men 702 00:38:01,825 --> 00:38:04,286 throwing other grown men into the air like children. 703 00:38:04,286 --> 00:38:06,258 - And blood. - Yeah. 704 00:38:06,269 --> 00:38:08,855 - Uh, which is nice. [CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLES] 705 00:38:10,004 --> 00:38:12,757 One more, boys. Come on. One more. 706 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,302 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 707 00:38:14,313 --> 00:38:16,023 Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 708 00:38:16,034 --> 00:38:18,438 Uh, we've just been sent a care package from Zava. 709 00:38:18,449 --> 00:38:20,998 - [PLAYERS GROANING] - No. Thank you, but no. 710 00:38:21,008 --> 00:38:22,497 I will not let him hurt me again. 711 00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,719 - Ooh, it's T-shirts. - Can I have two, please? 712 00:38:26,374 --> 00:38:28,620 Oh, oh. There's a card. 713 00:38:28,631 --> 00:38:30,688 - "My brothers." - [PLAYERS CHUCKLING] 714 00:38:30,688 --> 00:38:32,245 [COLIN] "Good luck against West Ham. 715 00:38:32,256 --> 00:38:35,044 Please enjoy the T-shirts and this avocado from my farm. 716 00:38:35,055 --> 00:38:38,894 Never forget, I am always inside you. Zava." 717 00:38:38,905 --> 00:38:41,194 What, he sent us one avocado? 718 00:38:42,146 --> 00:38:43,731 - [PLAYERS EXCLAIMING] Whoa! - [COLIN WHISTLES] 719 00:38:43,742 --> 00:38:45,535 [THIERRY] That's a huge avocado. 720 00:38:45,546 --> 00:38:47,215 Holy guacamole. 721 00:38:47,474 --> 00:38:48,933 Show me that, bro. 722 00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:53,472 Fucking hell. 723 00:38:59,243 --> 00:39:00,926 [GASPS] Oh. Hey... Hey, Dani. 724 00:39:00,926 --> 00:39:02,927 Van Damme. I also got you a gift, 725 00:39:02,938 --> 00:39:06,240 as a way to say I am sorry for destroying your face. 726 00:39:22,448 --> 00:39:24,712 [GASPS] How do I look? 727 00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:26,411 - Wonderful. - [CHUCKLES] 728 00:39:26,422 --> 00:39:28,875 Van Damme. You look like a superhero. 729 00:39:28,886 --> 00:39:32,056 - [PLAYERS CHEERING] - Yeah? Yeah? 730 00:39:33,116 --> 00:39:34,743 [GRUNTS, CHUCKLES] 731 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:36,707 Merci, frère. 732 00:39:36,848 --> 00:39:38,369 De nada, mi amigo. 733 00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,591 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 734 00:39:40,591 --> 00:39:42,384 Y'all ready? Okay? Okay. 735 00:39:42,876 --> 00:39:45,038 All right, fellas. Hey, let's listen up. 736 00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:47,785 Hey. Nice mask, Van Damme. 737 00:39:47,973 --> 00:39:51,644 Oh. Thanks, Coach, but actually from now on you can call me Zorro. 738 00:39:52,353 --> 00:39:55,647 - You got it, Zoreaux. - No, no, no, it's pronounced "Zorro." 739 00:39:56,256 --> 00:39:58,223 Oh. Oh, 'cause of the mask. 740 00:39:58,234 --> 00:40:00,611 - [PLAYERS GROANING] - I got you. Nice one. Okay. 741 00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:04,938 Well, fellas, if you're looking for a pep talk from me, you're in trouble. 742 00:40:04,949 --> 00:40:09,328 'Cause I'm like Michael Flatley at 11:59 p.m. on St. Patrick's Day, 743 00:40:09,328 --> 00:40:10,955 I'm tapped out. [CHUCKLES] 744 00:40:10,955 --> 00:40:12,046 You know what I mean? 745 00:40:12,057 --> 00:40:14,030 Luckily, though, I asked Coach Beard here 746 00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:15,656 to make y'all a little something something to help 747 00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:17,336 inspire and motivate y'all 748 00:40:17,336 --> 00:40:18,921 for our final match together, all right? 749 00:40:18,932 --> 00:40:21,184 - Coach, let her rip. - Gather up! 750 00:40:27,429 --> 00:40:29,014 [MUSIC PLAYING ON VIDEO] 751 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:35,878 [LAUGHING, CHATTERING] 752 00:40:40,031 --> 00:40:42,158 [LAUGHING] 753 00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:49,097 [PLAYERS] Oh! 754 00:40:49,108 --> 00:40:51,110 [CHATTERING, LAUGHING] 755 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:01,797 [NO VIDEO AUDIO] 756 00:41:01,896 --> 00:41:03,147 [LAUGHING] 757 00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:07,592 [ALL] Oh! 758 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,667 [PLAYER] Come on, bro. 759 00:41:12,016 --> 00:41:14,226 - [JAMIE] The barber. - Okay. 760 00:41:14,226 --> 00:41:16,770 [ALL SHOUTING, SCREAMING] 761 00:41:18,189 --> 00:41:20,232 [LAUGHING] 762 00:41:20,232 --> 00:41:21,650 [CHEERING] 763 00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:23,402 Christmas! 764 00:41:23,402 --> 00:41:26,238 [PLAYERS ON VIDEO CHANTING] We are going up. Yeah, we are going up. 765 00:41:26,238 --> 00:41:29,700 [SHOUTS] We are going up. Yeah, we are going up. 766 00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:32,828 - [PLAYER] Whoo! - We are going up. Yeah, we are going up. 767 00:41:32,828 --> 00:41:34,163 [PLAYERS ON VIDEO EXCLAIM] 768 00:41:35,456 --> 00:41:36,874 [CROWD CHEERING] 769 00:41:42,087 --> 00:41:45,007 - [PLAYERS SNIFFLING] - Oh, shit. 770 00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:49,512 [CHRIS] As a player, you know the match starts before the whistle. 771 00:41:49,523 --> 00:41:50,700 During the lineups, 772 00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:53,098 you need to show your opponent you're ready for the fight. 773 00:41:53,098 --> 00:41:55,059 You've got the eye of the tiger. 774 00:41:55,059 --> 00:41:57,186 [ARLO] Richmond appear to be crying, Chris. 775 00:41:57,186 --> 00:41:58,761 [CHRIS] Interesting strategy. 776 00:41:58,772 --> 00:42:00,689 [ARLO] Did you ever cry before a game? 777 00:42:00,757 --> 00:42:03,427 [CHRIS] Only during and after. Never before. 778 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:06,065 Before the match is reserved for anxious vomiting. 779 00:42:06,529 --> 00:42:10,605 [ARLO] I'm getting emotional myself. Chris, would you mind if I wept? 780 00:42:10,616 --> 00:42:13,410 [CHRIS] Not at all, Arlo. Would you mind if I vomited? 781 00:42:14,193 --> 00:42:16,237 Think we might've blew it with the video, Coach. 782 00:42:16,248 --> 00:42:19,035 Oh, I couldn't disagree more. Ain't that right, Roy? 783 00:42:19,612 --> 00:42:22,728 [CRYING] You fucking smashed it. 784 00:42:26,465 --> 00:42:27,633 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 785 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:30,816 [ARLO] We've played a quarter of an hour and remained deadlocked. 786 00:42:30,827 --> 00:42:32,656 West Ham with a corner. 787 00:42:33,164 --> 00:42:34,749 Oh, a lovely ball there. 788 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,345 - Armando shoots... - [GRUNTS] 789 00:42:36,356 --> 00:42:38,233 - ... but it's saved by Van Damme. - [GASPING] 790 00:42:38,405 --> 00:42:39,740 That's all right, that's all right. 791 00:42:39,854 --> 00:42:41,591 I hear he wants to be called Zorro now. 792 00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,187 Well, it's about time. 793 00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:46,735 - [SHOUTING] - [ARLO] Richmond seem to have settled down. 794 00:42:46,735 --> 00:42:48,557 They're on the attack, ticking along 795 00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:50,486 with the precision of a Swiss clock, 796 00:42:50,497 --> 00:42:52,999 with Jamie Tartt as its central cog. 797 00:42:53,158 --> 00:42:54,994 [GROANS] Tiki-taka. 798 00:42:54,994 --> 00:42:58,247 - Tiki-fucking-tedious. - [SPECTATORS CHUCKLING] 799 00:43:02,718 --> 00:43:07,056 [ARLO] Trickery from Tartt. The outside of his boot to Rojas. 800 00:43:08,174 --> 00:43:09,508 - So close. - Shit! 801 00:43:09,508 --> 00:43:11,388 - [SPECTATORS GROANING] - Shit. [CLICKS TONGUE] 802 00:43:11,399 --> 00:43:12,526 Oh, shoot. 803 00:43:12,727 --> 00:43:14,103 Well, something happened. 804 00:43:15,674 --> 00:43:17,002 [CHRIS] Jamie Tartt is going to carve 805 00:43:17,013 --> 00:43:18,707 West Ham up if they keep letting him. 806 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:21,934 [CHANTING] Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond! 807 00:43:21,945 --> 00:43:24,197 [ALL CHANTING] Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond! 808 00:43:24,273 --> 00:43:27,208 That's all right, fellas. Keep calm and get fired up. 809 00:43:27,251 --> 00:43:28,745 Here we go, Greyhounds! 810 00:43:29,077 --> 00:43:31,406 [CHRIS] West Ham looking dangerous here, Arlo. 811 00:43:33,141 --> 00:43:34,742 - [ARLO] And Quizet scores... - No! 812 00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:36,660 - ... past a diving Zorro. - Goddamn it! 813 00:43:38,343 --> 00:43:40,386 It's okay. It's okay. 814 00:43:42,819 --> 00:43:44,417 - Come on, Richmond! - Richmond! 815 00:43:44,428 --> 00:43:46,409 [KEELEY, SASSY] Come on, Richmond! 816 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:49,507 [CHRIS] Bad moment for the keeper, but that mask is cool as hell. 817 00:43:49,507 --> 00:43:51,175 [ARLO] He's got that going for him, Chris. 818 00:43:51,279 --> 00:43:53,177 That's okay, fellas. Let's go! 819 00:43:53,229 --> 00:43:54,897 [CROWD, PLAYERS SHOUTING] 820 00:43:55,856 --> 00:43:59,485 [ARLO] West Ham are gaining ground. Richmond are playing in reverse. 821 00:43:59,546 --> 00:44:03,383 - [CELL PHONES CHIMING] - Come on, boys! 822 00:44:03,437 --> 00:44:05,231 [CROWD MURMURING] 823 00:44:07,117 --> 00:44:08,535 - Hey, Nate. - [CHIMING CONTINUES] 824 00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:10,214 Yeah. Yeah. 825 00:44:10,225 --> 00:44:11,602 Uh, is that what I think it is? 826 00:44:11,613 --> 00:44:13,156 Yep. Man City just scored. 827 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:16,911 [ARLO] In Manchester, City have taken the lead against Liverpool. 828 00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:18,591 It's okay. All right. Okay. 829 00:44:18,602 --> 00:44:21,914 [ARLO] Here in West London, the Hammers are on the attack. 830 00:44:24,861 --> 00:44:27,781 [CHRIS] Richmond absolutely cannot concede here, Arlo. 831 00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:30,070 - And they've conceded! - No! 832 00:44:30,081 --> 00:44:32,211 - [GROANS] - [ARLO] West Ham extend their lead. 833 00:44:32,221 --> 00:44:34,426 Richmond's dreams are in tatters. 834 00:44:34,426 --> 00:44:38,736 [SCREAMS, GROANS] 835 00:44:39,225 --> 00:44:41,203 Shit! Don't say "shit." 836 00:44:43,658 --> 00:44:46,314 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 837 00:44:46,325 --> 00:44:51,632 [ARLO] And at the half, it's West Ham 2, Richmond's title hopes 0. 838 00:44:53,273 --> 00:44:56,193 Chris Powell, how would you sum up the first half? 839 00:44:56,204 --> 00:44:57,912 Richmond's Cinderella story seems 840 00:44:57,923 --> 00:45:00,501 to be turning into a big, fat pumpkin. 841 00:45:00,512 --> 00:45:03,181 [PLAYERS CHATTERING, INDISTINCT] 842 00:45:08,688 --> 00:45:10,940 - Just go. - All right. 843 00:45:15,729 --> 00:45:18,001 Shut your butts and sit your mouths down! 844 00:45:18,085 --> 00:45:19,378 [PLAYERS MUTTERING] 845 00:45:20,869 --> 00:45:22,397 You know what I meant. 846 00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:24,452 [PLAYER SIGHS] 847 00:45:25,835 --> 00:45:26,836 Thanks, Coach. 848 00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:33,965 Well, fellas, we got our work cut out for us in the second half. 849 00:45:34,431 --> 00:45:36,906 But you know, I'll get to all that in a minute. 850 00:45:36,906 --> 00:45:41,076 No, uh, right now, all I wanna do is let you gentlemen know 851 00:45:41,076 --> 00:45:44,163 what an absolute honor it's been to be your coach. 852 00:45:46,607 --> 00:45:48,667 Getting to work with y'all these last three years 853 00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:51,086 has truly been one of the greatest experiences of my life. 854 00:45:52,454 --> 00:45:54,915 I've loved getting to know each and every single one of you. 855 00:45:56,349 --> 00:45:59,311 Learning all about the men you were 856 00:45:59,445 --> 00:46:03,615 and getting a front-row seat to see the men you all have become. 857 00:46:06,261 --> 00:46:08,638 A-And I wanna thank you for your patience with me. 858 00:46:08,938 --> 00:46:11,836 You know, when I showed up here, I didn't know one thing about soccer. 859 00:46:11,847 --> 00:46:13,307 But now... 860 00:46:13,442 --> 00:46:15,572 Well, now I know at least one thing about football. 861 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:17,543 [PLAYERS CHUCKLE] 862 00:46:19,748 --> 00:46:22,709 I'm just so gosh damn proud to be a part of this team. You know? 863 00:46:24,838 --> 00:46:26,298 And I love you guys. 864 00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:35,156 I'm gonna miss y'all. 865 00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,490 Now, regarding this second half... 866 00:46:44,254 --> 00:46:45,429 Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen. 867 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,799 [CHUCKLES] You know what I mean? 868 00:46:46,810 --> 00:46:48,228 No one does. 869 00:46:48,310 --> 00:46:50,382 Sports would be a lot less fun if we did. You know? 870 00:46:50,393 --> 00:46:51,394 [PLAYER CHUCKLES] 871 00:46:51,405 --> 00:46:53,721 And you all would probably make a lot less money, so... You know? 872 00:46:53,732 --> 00:46:55,710 [PLAYERS CHUCKLING] 873 00:46:55,721 --> 00:46:58,640 We don't wanna know the future. No, no, we wanna be here right now. 874 00:46:59,613 --> 00:47:01,615 And look, I-I know we're down a couple goals. 875 00:47:01,615 --> 00:47:04,368 But I'm telling you, man, 876 00:47:05,744 --> 00:47:10,262 if y'all play hard, play smart, play together and just, you know... 877 00:47:20,217 --> 00:47:21,848 Just do what y'all do, 878 00:47:22,678 --> 00:47:26,521 and we'll go out with the peace of mind knowing we did our best. Right? 879 00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:29,622 - That we tried. Yeah? - [PLAYERS MURMURING] Yes, Coach. 880 00:47:29,633 --> 00:47:30,884 Hmm. All right. 881 00:47:32,497 --> 00:47:34,254 Anybody else have something to say? 882 00:47:38,107 --> 00:47:40,462 - Coach. - Yeah, Sam, what you got? 883 00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:07,992 [CHUCKLES] 884 00:49:09,272 --> 00:49:11,942 - Yeah, let's go. Let's do it. - [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 885 00:49:13,998 --> 00:49:16,417 [JAMIE] That's my bit. I know where that went. 886 00:49:16,417 --> 00:49:18,502 [CHATTERING CONTINUES] 887 00:49:25,509 --> 00:49:27,052 [PLAYER 1] This one goes here. 888 00:49:29,854 --> 00:49:32,343 - [PLAYER 2] Hold on. No, no. - [PLAYER 3] Just right there. 889 00:49:33,243 --> 00:49:35,454 - There you go. - [PLAYERS] Ah. 890 00:49:44,229 --> 00:49:48,323 And there it is. Number four. Yeah? 891 00:49:54,593 --> 00:49:57,058 - All right, let's bring it in. - [SNIFFLES] 892 00:50:06,785 --> 00:50:10,080 I know folks like to say, "There's no place like home." 893 00:50:11,799 --> 00:50:13,760 That's true. You know. 894 00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:15,684 - [PLAYER CHUCKLES] - Mm-hmm. 895 00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:22,239 Man, there ain't a whole lot of places like AFC Richmond either. 896 00:50:24,190 --> 00:50:25,358 [DANI] Mmm. 897 00:50:25,651 --> 00:50:26,652 Captain? 898 00:50:28,698 --> 00:50:32,160 - Richmond on three. One, two, three... - [PLAYERS] Richmond! [CLAMORING] 899 00:50:32,201 --> 00:50:34,896 - [PLAYERS CHATTERING, CHEERING] - _ 900 00:50:35,579 --> 00:50:37,831 [ARLO] The Greyhounds have come out for the second half 901 00:50:37,831 --> 00:50:41,293 looking like the team we've seen win 16 matches in a row. 902 00:50:41,293 --> 00:50:44,427 Playing a style of football that is as fun to watch 903 00:50:44,438 --> 00:50:45,798 as it is to play. 904 00:50:45,798 --> 00:50:48,306 [CHRIS] Well, it makes me wish I was down there right now, Arlo. 905 00:50:48,317 --> 00:50:51,178 Not playing, because I'm old and likely to get hurt. 906 00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:53,889 - [PLAYERS SHOUTING] - [ARLO] Audacious from Tartt. 907 00:50:55,573 --> 00:50:57,867 Rojas cuts inside. He shoots! 908 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,574 - Off the post! - [GROANING] 909 00:51:01,257 --> 00:51:02,980 - [ARLO] Obisanya... - [GASPING] 910 00:51:02,991 --> 00:51:04,567 - ... off the woodwork again! - Oh! 911 00:51:04,567 --> 00:51:06,110 No, no, no! 912 00:51:06,110 --> 00:51:07,987 - [ARLO] Hughes! - [CROWD, COACHES CHEERING] 913 00:51:07,987 --> 00:51:09,947 [ARLO] Another miss! 914 00:51:09,947 --> 00:51:11,699 [ALL GROANING] 915 00:51:13,482 --> 00:51:16,234 - [CHEERING] - [ARLO] And Tartt finally puts it away 916 00:51:16,245 --> 00:51:19,690 in the 51st minute, and Richmond have a lifeline! 917 00:51:19,701 --> 00:51:20,708 Yes! Get in! 918 00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:22,871 - Yeah, Jamie Tartt! - [LAUGHS] 919 00:51:22,882 --> 00:51:24,951 [ARLO] The entire front four were involved. 920 00:51:24,962 --> 00:51:27,417 - And Tartt put it home. - ♪ Jamie Tartt, dun-dun-du-dun-un ♪ 921 00:51:27,428 --> 00:51:29,715 [CHRIS] This feels like trouble for West Ham, Arlo. 922 00:51:29,726 --> 00:51:33,168 The one thing they cannot afford to do is let Jamie Tartt get going. 923 00:51:33,179 --> 00:51:36,182 For fuck's sake, George, do something. Mark him. 924 00:51:36,182 --> 00:51:37,558 [MOUTHING WORDS] Get in there. 925 00:51:39,637 --> 00:51:41,590 [ARLO] And here come Richmond again! 926 00:51:41,601 --> 00:51:43,314 Tartt loses his marker. 927 00:51:43,314 --> 00:51:45,316 - [CROWD GASPS] - Referee! 928 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,057 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - And it's a penalty! 929 00:51:48,068 --> 00:51:50,236 [ARLO] Richmond have been relentless this half. 930 00:51:50,247 --> 00:51:52,703 Now, Tartt wins them a chance to equalize. 931 00:51:52,714 --> 00:51:54,787 Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 932 00:51:55,455 --> 00:51:57,248 [CHRIS] That was professional from Tartt. 933 00:51:57,259 --> 00:51:59,959 Not quite a dive, but not much of a foul either. 934 00:51:59,970 --> 00:52:01,165 [BAR PATRONS CHATTERING] 935 00:52:01,165 --> 00:52:04,210 Yes, Jamie Tartt, you fucking genius! 936 00:52:06,449 --> 00:52:07,450 Hey. 937 00:52:08,963 --> 00:52:10,381 Knock it in, muchacho. 938 00:52:11,759 --> 00:52:12,760 Sure. 939 00:52:18,529 --> 00:52:19,864 Crush it, Capitan. 940 00:52:20,354 --> 00:52:21,897 What the fuck, bruv? 941 00:52:21,908 --> 00:52:23,326 Okay. 942 00:52:24,294 --> 00:52:25,714 Just take it, mate. 943 00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:27,602 - Bruv. - It'll be fun. 944 00:52:29,503 --> 00:52:30,605 El Isaac. 945 00:52:30,749 --> 00:52:33,482 - [PLAYERS CHATTERING] - [ARLO] Is McAdoo stepping up? 946 00:52:33,493 --> 00:52:35,824 - Oh, shit. - [CHRIS] Wait, what? 947 00:52:35,824 --> 00:52:37,910 McAdoo to take the penalty? 948 00:52:37,910 --> 00:52:40,746 - I wouldn't trust him to take an aspirin. - [CHUCKLING] 949 00:52:40,746 --> 00:52:43,249 [INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES HEAVILY] 950 00:52:46,566 --> 00:52:49,860 [ARLO] Isaac McAdoo has never taken a penalty 951 00:52:49,871 --> 00:52:51,788 in his entire career. 952 00:52:51,799 --> 00:52:55,797 - This is madness from 18 yards. - Come on, man. You got this, bro. 953 00:52:59,557 --> 00:53:02,490 [DOG WHIMPERS] 954 00:53:02,501 --> 00:53:04,436 - [WEST HAM PLAYER] Let's go! - Shit. 955 00:53:04,436 --> 00:53:06,490 Okay, gents, outside the area, please. 956 00:53:07,025 --> 00:53:08,496 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 957 00:53:14,397 --> 00:53:15,815 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 958 00:53:17,956 --> 00:53:19,504 It's like he's shooting a free throw with his feet. 959 00:53:19,515 --> 00:53:20,619 [BOTH] Shh! 960 00:53:20,619 --> 00:53:25,040 [ARLO] This is McAdoo's moment. If he scores here, the comeback is on. 961 00:53:25,727 --> 00:53:28,950 Oh, it's gone over the bar and into the stands! 962 00:53:28,961 --> 00:53:31,213 [CROWD GASPING, GROANING] 963 00:53:35,710 --> 00:53:37,386 [ARLO] Hang on a second. 964 00:53:37,397 --> 00:53:40,692 Mike Dean wants a closer look at something. 965 00:53:41,603 --> 00:53:42,669 - What? - Wait. 966 00:53:52,610 --> 00:53:54,139 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - [CROWD CHEERING] 967 00:53:54,150 --> 00:53:56,415 [ARLO] Mike Dean's calling it a goal. 968 00:53:56,426 --> 00:53:57,990 - How is it possible? - [MOUTHING WORD] What? 969 00:53:57,990 --> 00:53:58,994 [CHEERING] 970 00:53:59,005 --> 00:54:00,648 [CHRIS] Did McAdoo just hit the ball 971 00:54:00,659 --> 00:54:03,066 - through the bloody net? - Oh, fuck! 972 00:54:03,077 --> 00:54:04,662 [ARLO] I think he did, Chris. 973 00:54:06,665 --> 00:54:09,215 We've never seen anything like this, 974 00:54:09,226 --> 00:54:11,493 - and the score is 2-2. - [CHEERING] 975 00:54:11,504 --> 00:54:14,590 - [CHEERS] 2-2. - Whoo! 976 00:54:15,063 --> 00:54:18,859 [ARLO] West Ham are furious. And you can't really blame them. 977 00:54:18,886 --> 00:54:21,222 - This is unprecedented. - [LAUGHS] 978 00:54:21,222 --> 00:54:22,608 - What just happened? - [CHEERING] 979 00:54:22,619 --> 00:54:24,955 [CHRIS] We need to take another look at that penalty, Arlo. 980 00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:28,178 [ARLO] A-And look, he cannons the ball through the net! And... 981 00:54:28,229 --> 00:54:30,523 Oh, goodness me. I hope that fan's okay. 982 00:54:30,523 --> 00:54:31,924 [CHEERING] 983 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,110 Come on, Richmond! 984 00:54:36,866 --> 00:54:39,285 - Oh! That is a lot of blood. - Oh, my God. It's him. 985 00:54:39,358 --> 00:54:44,155 Yes! Whoo! Whoo! 986 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,653 Finally. [CHUCKLES] Whoo! 987 00:54:46,664 --> 00:54:47,973 [CHEERING] 988 00:54:47,984 --> 00:54:50,904 [ARLO] And as a result of McAdoo's superhuman foot, 989 00:54:50,915 --> 00:54:52,437 we'll have a bit of a stoppage as the 990 00:54:52,448 --> 00:54:54,742 grounds crew race to replace the net. 991 00:55:05,418 --> 00:55:06,866 Where's he going? 992 00:55:14,819 --> 00:55:17,030 [GEORGE] Huddle. Huddle. Come on. 993 00:55:17,111 --> 00:55:19,333 [ARLO] Hang on, Rupert Mannion is out on 994 00:55:19,343 --> 00:55:21,282 the pitch and he's headed to the dugout! 995 00:55:21,282 --> 00:55:22,950 - ... going right on the... - Oi. 996 00:55:23,322 --> 00:55:25,411 - What are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing? 997 00:55:25,411 --> 00:55:27,371 W-What are you talking about? 998 00:55:27,371 --> 00:55:31,097 Tartt is out there doing whatever he fucking wants. 999 00:55:31,108 --> 00:55:33,456 Yeah. But I've got two players on him already. 1000 00:55:33,467 --> 00:55:34,926 Take him out. 1001 00:55:35,671 --> 00:55:38,340 - Are you joking? - Get rid of him. 1002 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:41,719 [ARLO] This is remarkable. Rupert Mannion remonstrating 1003 00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,929 with his own manager on the pitch. 1004 00:55:43,929 --> 00:55:45,639 - You don't see this very often. - What's he doing? 1005 00:55:45,639 --> 00:55:47,975 [CHRIS] Well, not since the invention of telephones at least. 1006 00:55:48,409 --> 00:55:52,038 - I'm not playing the game like that. - You do what I say or you are done. 1007 00:55:53,288 --> 00:55:54,706 Fuck off. [GRUNTS] 1008 00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:56,567 - [ARLO] Oh, dear. - [PATRONS GASP] 1009 00:55:56,578 --> 00:55:58,933 [ARLO] Ugly scenes at Nelson Road. 1010 00:55:58,944 --> 00:56:00,575 [CHRIS] Rupert Mannion's nuts. 1011 00:56:00,586 --> 00:56:03,121 - And George Cartrick's. - [ARLO] Damn it, Chris. 1012 00:56:03,132 --> 00:56:05,398 Oi, ref, there's three balls on the field! 1013 00:56:05,409 --> 00:56:06,945 [LAUGHING] 1014 00:56:06,956 --> 00:56:08,332 What? 1015 00:56:12,915 --> 00:56:14,333 Get up. 1016 00:56:15,612 --> 00:56:16,613 [SIGHS] 1017 00:56:17,613 --> 00:56:18,989 Get up! 1018 00:56:21,104 --> 00:56:23,148 [MIKE DEAN] Okay, gents. Let's go, please. We're back. 1019 00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:26,395 George. Put 'em away. 1020 00:56:26,978 --> 00:56:28,146 Oh, yeah. 1021 00:56:28,307 --> 00:56:29,308 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1022 00:56:29,308 --> 00:56:31,352 [CROWD CHEERING] 1023 00:56:38,212 --> 00:56:41,132 - Right. Come on, lads. Get out there. - [PLAYERS CLAPPING] 1024 00:56:41,143 --> 00:56:45,898 Come on! You can take these. You've got more heart. 1025 00:56:45,909 --> 00:56:48,787 - [CROWD JEERING] - That's what I wanna see. More passion. 1026 00:56:48,798 --> 00:56:52,093 O'Neill, keep the midfield tight. Come on! 1027 00:56:52,248 --> 00:56:54,011 Hearts of lions, lads! 1028 00:56:54,022 --> 00:56:55,315 Hearts of lions! 1029 00:56:58,485 --> 00:56:59,903 [FAN 1] Wanker! 1030 00:56:59,964 --> 00:57:02,800 - [FAN 2] Wanker! - [FAN 3] Wanker! Wanker! 1031 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,845 [CROWD] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! 1032 00:57:05,845 --> 00:57:08,639 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! 1033 00:57:08,639 --> 00:57:10,839 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 1034 00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:13,310 Wanker! [CHUCKLES] 1035 00:57:13,310 --> 00:57:17,231 [PATRONS] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! 1036 00:57:17,231 --> 00:57:19,316 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 1037 00:57:28,585 --> 00:57:30,337 - [ARLO] And the game goes on. - [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1038 00:57:30,348 --> 00:57:32,725 Presumably without Rupert Mannion. 1039 00:57:32,788 --> 00:57:35,833 [CROWD CHEERING] 1040 00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:41,070 [CHRIS] Ever since the match resumed, 1041 00:57:41,081 --> 00:57:42,965 West Ham have had all the momentum. 1042 00:57:42,965 --> 00:57:44,253 [ARLO] They're pinging this around, and 1043 00:57:44,263 --> 00:57:46,465 Richmond can't get the ball off them. 1044 00:57:48,137 --> 00:57:50,178 A lob into the box. 1045 00:57:50,189 --> 00:57:51,733 Zoreaux knocks it. 1046 00:57:51,931 --> 00:57:53,011 Oh, no. 1047 00:57:53,508 --> 00:57:56,845 [ARLO] The Hammers pounce. Back into the mixer. 1048 00:57:57,956 --> 00:57:59,555 - [ARLO] And it's 3-2! - [GROANING] 1049 00:57:59,566 --> 00:58:02,990 Heaven for the Hammers. Heartbreak for the home side. 1050 00:58:04,778 --> 00:58:05,925 [LAUGHS] 1051 00:58:05,936 --> 00:58:07,622 What the fuck are you laughing at? 1052 00:58:07,633 --> 00:58:09,599 - Fourteen was offside. - What? 1053 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:10,862 Mmm. 1054 00:58:10,978 --> 00:58:13,021 [ARLO] VAR are checking the replay. 1055 00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:14,117 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1056 00:58:14,521 --> 00:58:15,524 - Offside. - [CHEERING] 1057 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:17,203 - [ARLO] The goal's been disallowed. - Boom. 1058 00:58:17,214 --> 00:58:19,220 [ARLO] A stay of execution for Richmond 1059 00:58:19,231 --> 00:58:21,747 as West Ham are called for offside. 1060 00:58:23,467 --> 00:58:25,886 - Oh, thank you. - [BOTH IMITATE EXPLOSION] 1061 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,281 Huh. 1062 00:58:29,095 --> 00:58:31,764 - It's not counterfeit. - Not a reflection on you. 1063 00:58:33,073 --> 00:58:37,413 One minute of added time remaining in Richmond's miracle season. 1064 00:58:37,424 --> 00:58:38,467 Come on. Put your foot in. 1065 00:58:38,478 --> 00:58:41,602 [ARLO] The Greyhounds are running out of time and ideas. 1066 00:58:41,613 --> 00:58:44,908 - Come on. - [ARLO] Do they have one miracle left? 1067 00:58:45,528 --> 00:58:46,946 [PLAYER SHOUTING] 1068 00:58:47,263 --> 00:58:49,256 [ARLO] Tartt, completely boxed in. 1069 00:58:49,267 --> 00:58:51,700 He finds Montlaur bearing down on goal. 1070 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:53,824 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - Montlaur is brought down. 1071 00:58:53,835 --> 00:58:56,736 And Richmond have a free kick in a dangerous position. 1072 00:58:56,747 --> 00:58:58,541 - [CHEERS] - [KEELEY] Come on. 1073 00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:00,626 [PLAYERS CHATTERING] 1074 00:59:02,893 --> 00:59:04,713 - Come on. - Come on. 1075 00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:08,175 [ARLO] This could be useful. What can Richmond order up here? 1076 00:59:08,175 --> 00:59:11,021 - Okay. Come on. Talk to me, geese. - Uh, Lasso Special. 1077 00:59:11,032 --> 00:59:13,201 We're too close for that. Uh, Loki's Toboggan? 1078 00:59:13,212 --> 00:59:15,686 That's a long-ass toboggan ride. Uh, Upside-Down Taxicab. 1079 00:59:15,697 --> 00:59:17,601 - [ROY] It's tough without Cockburn. - Wait. Hold on. 1080 00:59:17,601 --> 00:59:20,437 Hey, Nate. Nate, come here. Come on. Hurry up. Come on. 1081 00:59:20,815 --> 00:59:23,466 - Yeah, of course. - Hey, fellas! Hey! [WHISTLES] 1082 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:24,650 I don't know what... 1083 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:29,083 [ARLO] Time is running out. What can the Greyhounds conjure here? 1084 00:59:30,345 --> 00:59:32,388 Oh. Here, hold that. 1085 00:59:32,695 --> 00:59:34,197 [TED] It's an Oscar! 1086 00:59:34,316 --> 00:59:37,069 It's heavy. It's a little heavy. There you go. Yeah. 1087 00:59:37,219 --> 00:59:40,806 - [TED] Or the ESPY. - [PLAYERS] Oh. 1088 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,335 All right. Here we go. Give me that. Okay. 1089 00:59:43,335 --> 00:59:45,421 - [JAMIE] You know what you're doing? - Yeah, yeah. 1090 00:59:45,421 --> 00:59:46,881 - Yeah. - I'm good. Yeah, yeah. 1091 00:59:47,601 --> 00:59:48,602 [SIGHS] 1092 00:59:50,644 --> 00:59:52,938 - [ARLO] It all comes down to this. - [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1093 00:59:54,249 --> 00:59:56,270 [ARLO] Obisanya lays it off to Dixon. 1094 00:59:56,281 --> 00:59:57,865 Come on, come on. Come on. 1095 00:59:59,323 --> 01:00:01,826 [ARLO] Dixon switches the play to Bumbercatch. 1096 01:00:04,202 --> 01:00:06,347 Tartt makes his run into the box. 1097 01:00:06,358 --> 01:00:09,069 Yeah, yeah! Pass me the ball. Me, me, me! I want the ball! 1098 01:00:09,069 --> 01:00:10,391 Pass me the ball, please. 1099 01:00:10,402 --> 01:00:12,158 [CHRIS] Obisanya's unmarked. 1100 01:00:15,932 --> 01:00:17,942 [ARLO] A beautiful ball in. 1101 01:00:17,953 --> 01:00:19,193 Barbecue sauce. 1102 01:00:21,601 --> 01:00:23,635 [CHEERING] 1103 01:00:23,646 --> 01:00:27,900 [ARLO] Richmond have done it! Oh, my God, the Greyhounds have done it! 1104 01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:30,216 [CHEERING, LAUGHING] 1105 01:00:31,915 --> 01:00:35,502 - [SCREAMS] Oh! [SCREAMS] - Yeah! Go, Dad! [SCREAMS] 1106 01:00:35,513 --> 01:00:38,432 Yes! [LAUGHS] Yeah! 1107 01:00:38,498 --> 01:00:41,626 [ARLO] Nelson Road is in rapture! 1108 01:00:45,588 --> 01:00:48,767 - You used my play! You used my play! - Yeah, I did! Yeah! 1109 01:00:51,238 --> 01:00:53,070 Come on. Bring it... Bring it... Bring. 1110 01:00:54,782 --> 01:00:59,022 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 1111 01:01:01,642 --> 01:01:04,203 [ARLO] Mike Dean blows for full time. 1112 01:01:04,917 --> 01:01:06,752 Yeah! Yeah! 1113 01:01:08,379 --> 01:01:09,672 Thank you, good game. 1114 01:01:09,672 --> 01:01:12,016 [ARLO] And the fans are storming onto the pitch! 1115 01:01:12,027 --> 01:01:14,798 And you simply cannot blame them! 1116 01:01:14,809 --> 01:01:17,812 [ALL CHEERING, SHOUTING] 1117 01:01:20,982 --> 01:01:22,350 We won. 1118 01:01:35,074 --> 01:01:36,563 - Come on. - [CHUCKLES] 1119 01:01:36,574 --> 01:01:38,701 [ALL CHEERING] 1120 01:01:42,204 --> 01:01:44,123 Look what you did, Rebecca! 1121 01:01:44,123 --> 01:01:46,152 - Go, Richmond! - Look what you did! 1122 01:01:46,163 --> 01:01:49,117 - I didn't do it. - Yes, you fucking did! 1123 01:01:49,128 --> 01:01:51,149 - [PLAYERS CHANTING] - [ARLO] There's a fun sight. 1124 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,763 Ted Lasso celebrating with his team. 1125 01:01:53,975 --> 01:01:55,894 [CHRIS] I never know how to react when a white guy 1126 01:01:55,905 --> 01:01:57,999 does the running man in front of everyone. 1127 01:01:58,010 --> 01:02:01,138 [CHEERING, CHANTING] 1128 01:02:01,751 --> 01:02:03,089 [CHRIS] Well, what a game, Arlo. 1129 01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:05,102 [ARLO] Well, Richmond have done all they can, 1130 01:02:05,102 --> 01:02:07,563 so it's time to head over to the Etihad Stadium 1131 01:02:07,563 --> 01:02:10,892 to see the fate of the Premier League title. 1132 01:02:13,694 --> 01:02:15,696 [CHEERING FADES] 1133 01:02:17,048 --> 01:02:20,174 _ 1134 01:02:20,534 --> 01:02:23,078 [PLANE APPROACHING] 1135 01:02:25,456 --> 01:02:28,285 _ 1136 01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:38,082 - Ready? - Just these two, please. 1137 01:02:38,093 --> 01:02:40,179 - [ANNOUNCER] ... flight 822 to Kansas City. - [CASHIER] Sure. 1138 01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:42,757 - [BEEPS] - All right. 1139 01:02:42,767 --> 01:02:44,435 - Thank you. - Appreciate you. 1140 01:02:49,687 --> 01:02:53,892 - Whoa! Are you Ted Lasso? - Yeah. I'm one of them. 1141 01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:56,476 Oh, mate, sucks about Richmond coming in second. 1142 01:02:56,487 --> 01:02:58,815 - Uh, Man City are just too good, yeah. - Hmm. Yeah. 1143 01:02:58,826 --> 01:03:02,037 - Are you heading home for a cheeky visit? - I'm heading home for good, actually. 1144 01:03:02,117 --> 01:03:05,772 That's stupid. Should have stayed, crushed it. Legend. 1145 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:08,166 Just a bit unlucky at the end. 1146 01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:10,804 - Can I get an ussie? - Yeah, sure. 1147 01:03:10,815 --> 01:03:11,816 Sick. 1148 01:03:18,416 --> 01:03:19,933 - Wicked. - Kinky Boots. 1149 01:03:35,526 --> 01:03:37,194 Now what the heck are you doing here? 1150 01:03:37,194 --> 01:03:40,030 [SIGHS] I just bought a ticket to get through security 1151 01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:43,158 so I could come and say a proper goodbye. 1152 01:03:43,594 --> 01:03:47,373 Ah. Classic rom-com leave-cute tactic. 1153 01:03:47,384 --> 01:03:49,445 - [CHUCKLES] Hmm. - Love it. Okay. 1154 01:03:49,456 --> 01:03:51,281 Hold on. You bought yourself a first-class ticket 1155 01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:54,172 - for a flight you ain't ever gonna take? - It was just force of habit. 1156 01:03:54,183 --> 01:03:55,517 Oh, yeah. Sure. 1157 01:03:55,929 --> 01:03:58,037 Uh, I see you're sticking around though, huh? 1158 01:03:58,048 --> 01:03:59,133 [SIGHS] 1159 01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:02,275 Well, Ted, you're going home to your family and... 1160 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,367 I actually want to stay with mine. 1161 01:04:06,515 --> 01:04:07,600 Hmm. 1162 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,676 It's a great picture, you know. Can't wait to read the article. 1163 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,554 - It's not bad, actually. - Hmm. 1164 01:04:14,644 --> 01:04:15,940 I would have preferred if they hadn't 1165 01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:17,666 described me as the "club matriarch." 1166 01:04:17,677 --> 01:04:18,777 Mmm. Yeah. 1167 01:04:18,777 --> 01:04:20,946 I mean, it does have more gravitas than "soccer mom." 1168 01:04:21,169 --> 01:04:22,865 [CHUCKLES] 1169 01:04:23,004 --> 01:04:25,548 [CHUCKLES, SIGHS] 1170 01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:29,455 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1171 01:04:29,455 --> 01:04:31,290 - Oh. I'm sorry. - Sorry. Oh. No, I'm sorry. 1172 01:04:31,290 --> 01:04:32,729 Please, you go first. 1173 01:04:35,210 --> 01:04:36,211 Thank you. 1174 01:04:38,531 --> 01:04:39,532 Thank you. 1175 01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:47,907 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 1176 01:04:59,386 --> 01:05:00,387 Okay. 1177 01:05:13,718 --> 01:05:15,512 - [GATE AGENT] There you are. - Thank you. 1178 01:05:38,274 --> 01:05:40,317 [FLIGHT ATTENDANT] Seat belt sign has now been illuminated, 1179 01:05:40,317 --> 01:05:41,694 so please take your seat. 1180 01:05:41,694 --> 01:05:43,529 The cabin door has been closed. 1181 01:05:43,529 --> 01:05:46,448 Flight attendants, please prepare for gate departure. 1182 01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:53,833 [SIGHS] 1183 01:05:53,844 --> 01:05:55,179 Coach, is this nuts? 1184 01:05:56,147 --> 01:05:57,251 Us leaving like this? 1185 01:05:57,251 --> 01:06:00,087 I mean, we almost won the whole frigging thing, you know? 1186 01:06:00,945 --> 01:06:04,082 Saying goodbye to a bunch of nice folks. 1187 01:06:04,531 --> 01:06:09,252 A-And I know I've finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege 1188 01:06:09,495 --> 01:06:10,955 and not a right. 1189 01:06:11,277 --> 01:06:14,030 [SIGHS] I don't know. What do you think? 1190 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:21,928 I can't do this. 1191 01:06:23,244 --> 01:06:27,830 [INHALES DEEPLY] I don't wanna go, Ted. I'm in love with Jane. 1192 01:06:29,864 --> 01:06:32,742 [INHALES SHARPLY] I wanna stay, and I don't wanna let you down. 1193 01:06:33,230 --> 01:06:34,458 But with your permission, I'd love 1194 01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:36,775 to run off this plane and into her arms. 1195 01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:40,127 Well, I mean, what about your luggage? 1196 01:06:40,127 --> 01:06:42,838 - Forget my luggage. It's full of rice. - What? Why? 1197 01:06:42,838 --> 01:06:45,758 - I haven't slept for three days, man. - Okay. I'm sorry, you know. 1198 01:06:45,758 --> 01:06:48,385 I've been dreading this. Talking to you. Abandoning you. 1199 01:06:48,385 --> 01:06:52,014 What? No, no, no, hold on, Coach. You ain't abandoning me, okay? 1200 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:55,137 You're just following your heart. I get it. 1201 01:06:56,111 --> 01:06:57,703 And, yeah, you should go. 1202 01:06:58,383 --> 01:07:00,922 But look, man, I don't think they're gonna let you off this plane 1203 01:07:00,933 --> 01:07:02,484 with that door already shut. 1204 01:07:09,855 --> 01:07:11,148 I have a plan. 1205 01:07:11,764 --> 01:07:14,893 Of course you do. Okay. What do you need me to do? 1206 01:07:17,754 --> 01:07:20,204 Whatever's about to happen, that's a great start. 1207 01:07:21,624 --> 01:07:22,944 I love you, Ted. 1208 01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:26,431 I love you too, Willis. 1209 01:07:27,983 --> 01:07:30,177 [SCREAMS] 1210 01:07:30,177 --> 01:07:32,516 - Oh, boy. - [SCREAMS] My appendix! 1211 01:07:32,527 --> 01:07:35,463 - The other side, Coach. - Thank you. [SCREAMING] 1212 01:07:35,474 --> 01:07:37,017 Oh, my God. Are you all right, sir? 1213 01:07:37,017 --> 01:07:40,145 - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] - Call the medics. 1214 01:07:47,945 --> 01:07:49,947 [GROANING] 1215 01:07:57,486 --> 01:07:59,437 Would you like to go to the hospital with your friend? 1216 01:07:59,448 --> 01:08:01,810 [SCREAMS] 1217 01:08:02,225 --> 01:08:04,477 Nah. I'm okay. Thanks though. 1218 01:08:08,277 --> 01:08:09,903 What a fucking arsehole. 1219 01:08:10,972 --> 01:08:12,049 ["FATHER AND SON" PLAYING] 1220 01:08:12,060 --> 01:08:15,637 [PILOT] Flight attendants cross-check. Please prepare for departure. 1221 01:08:39,898 --> 01:08:41,147 Oh, God! 1222 01:08:43,122 --> 01:08:46,755 - Little love, are you all right? - [SPEAKING DUTCH] 1223 01:08:52,759 --> 01:08:55,053 I... It's you. 1224 01:08:55,053 --> 01:08:56,703 Wie is dat, Papa? 1225 01:08:56,714 --> 01:08:59,941 [CHUCKLES] Um... [SPEAKING DUTCH] Uh... 1226 01:08:59,952 --> 01:09:01,619 Rebecca. 1227 01:09:02,705 --> 01:09:03,957 Rebecca. 1228 01:09:09,026 --> 01:09:11,779 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1229 01:09:33,641 --> 01:09:35,001 _ 1230 01:09:35,012 --> 01:09:36,055 Hmm. 1231 01:09:36,518 --> 01:09:40,250 _ 1232 01:09:42,267 --> 01:09:44,477 - [CHATTERING] - We've got to put this one this way. 1233 01:09:44,477 --> 01:09:46,187 [ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1234 01:09:47,303 --> 01:09:51,727 Please welcome the new manager of AFC Richmond, Roy Kent! 1235 01:10:05,332 --> 01:10:08,335 [CHATTERING, LAUGHING] 1236 01:10:24,518 --> 01:10:26,520 [CHATTERING] 1237 01:10:27,938 --> 01:10:29,940 [CHATTERING] 1238 01:10:35,019 --> 01:10:36,562 Oh, hello! 1239 01:10:36,573 --> 01:10:37,657 Hi! 1240 01:10:39,450 --> 01:10:40,993 [KEELEY] Nice to see you. 1241 01:10:52,057 --> 01:10:53,653 - [CUSTOMER] Thank you. - Cheers. 1242 01:10:54,997 --> 01:10:56,852 - Your name? - [CUSTOMER 2] Shannon. 1243 01:11:00,721 --> 01:11:03,974 - I have something to show you. - Hmm. 1244 01:11:06,942 --> 01:11:08,422 _ 1245 01:11:15,116 --> 01:11:16,653 [BOTH SCREAM] 1246 01:11:20,032 --> 01:11:22,034 [SONG CONTINUES] 1247 01:11:35,036 --> 01:11:37,581 Go down a little. And by little, I actually mean, 1248 01:11:37,592 --> 01:11:39,332 - like, three inches. - [NATHAN] Yeah. Yeah. 1249 01:11:39,343 --> 01:11:41,053 - [ROY MUTTERS] - Stop. 1250 01:11:41,192 --> 01:11:43,653 - Good going there, Roy. - All right, bring me down. 1251 01:12:06,501 --> 01:12:08,528 Isn't it marvelous that we can gather here 1252 01:12:08,539 --> 01:12:11,161 on this most historical of monuments 1253 01:12:11,171 --> 01:12:13,711 under the gaze of his good Lordship? 1254 01:12:13,711 --> 01:12:19,045 Friends and family sharing the love that is entwined 1255 01:12:19,056 --> 01:12:21,308 for Beard and Jane. 1256 01:12:21,319 --> 01:12:23,098 And not just Beard and Jane, 1257 01:12:23,109 --> 01:12:26,421 for Jane beareth one of God's newest children. 1258 01:12:26,432 --> 01:12:29,935 And I know... [CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1259 01:12:30,571 --> 01:12:32,693 [PILOT] This is your captain. Welcome to 1260 01:12:32,704 --> 01:12:35,086 Kansas City International Airport. 1261 01:12:35,177 --> 01:12:36,971 [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 1262 01:12:49,753 --> 01:12:52,530 [HENRY] He's here! Dad's here! Come on! 1263 01:12:59,045 --> 01:13:01,292 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! 1264 01:13:02,997 --> 01:13:04,206 [CHUCKLING] Hey. 1265 01:13:13,818 --> 01:13:15,236 Yep. Thank you. 1266 01:13:16,203 --> 01:13:18,014 Come on, man. Talk to me. How are you doing? 1267 01:13:18,025 --> 01:13:19,151 - [HENRY] Good. - [TED] Yeah? 1268 01:13:19,151 --> 01:13:21,238 - [HENRY] Mm-hmm. - [TED] What's new? 1269 01:13:31,499 --> 01:13:33,751 - [CROWD CHEERING] - [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1270 01:13:33,762 --> 01:13:36,755 [TED] All right. Good save. Let's go. Come on. Let's attack. 1271 01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:39,143 Find some space, Henry. There you go. 1272 01:13:39,421 --> 01:13:40,798 Come on, Henry! 1273 01:13:41,132 --> 01:13:42,675 [TED] All right. Let it rip. 1274 01:13:42,883 --> 01:13:45,010 - [CROWD GROANS] - Oh! [GROANS] 1275 01:13:45,109 --> 01:13:47,445 - All right, that's okay. - [HENRY GROANS] Shoot. 1276 01:13:48,561 --> 01:13:50,313 Hey, Henry. Come here, man. 1277 01:13:52,317 --> 01:13:55,093 - Hey, you okay? - Can't believe I missed that. 1278 01:13:55,104 --> 01:13:58,190 Hey. Don't worry about all that, okay? What do we say, huh? 1279 01:13:58,190 --> 01:14:00,901 [SIGHS] Be a goldfish. 1280 01:14:01,246 --> 01:14:02,328 That's right. 1281 01:14:02,339 --> 01:14:03,821 All right. Now, come on now. Get on out there. 1282 01:14:03,821 --> 01:14:06,699 - Have some fun, yeah? Attaboy. - [CHUCKLES] Okay, yeah. 1283 01:14:07,344 --> 01:14:09,339 Come on, boys. Good job, Henry. 1284 01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:11,435 ["FIGHT TEST" PLAYING] 1285 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:20,960 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 96627