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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,918 - Hello? - Wanna have fun? 2 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,838 - Who is this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. 3 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,006 I don't think so. 4 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,843 - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. 5 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:54,096 - I didn't think you would hear me. - No, that popping noise. 6 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:58,142 Oh! I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. 7 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,812 - Ooh! What is it? - It's just a scary movie. 8 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,022 - Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hm. 9 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:07,526 - What's your favourite? - Mm, I don't know. 10 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,194 Think. 11 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:12,948 Oh, I know. Kazaam - you know, the one where Shaq plays a genie? 12 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,702 - That's not a horror movie. - Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. 13 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,540 - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. 14 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,917 You never did tell me your name. 15 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,128 Why do you wanna know my name? 16 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:29,256 Cos I wanna know who I'm looking at. 17 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,843 What... what did you say? 18 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,179 Nice breasts. 19 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,055 Look, what do you want? 20 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,850 I wanna see what your insides look like. 21 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,478 Well, then turn to page 54. 22 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,521 Oh. 23 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,231 Hey, nice! 24 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,068 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun. 25 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,197 - Now you'd better stop, or else. - Or else what? 26 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:57,493 Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute. He's black, and he'll kick your ass. 27 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,869 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 28 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,705 The one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? 29 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:05,459 - How did you know? - Turn the porch lights on. 30 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,051 Help! Help! 31 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,011 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. 32 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,597 I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. 33 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:24,353 - Look, I'm calling the cops. - Go ahead. Call the cops. 34 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,272 But you might wanna check the back door first. 35 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,525 You forgot to lock it. 36 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,842 Take that, you psycho! 37 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,972 I can't feel my legs. 38 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,391 I think my arm is broken. 39 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:06,103 - Sorry. - I want my mommy. 40 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,024 Hello, Drew. 41 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,283 Oh, God! 42 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:27,291 Oh, God! 43 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,460 Oh, God! 44 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,050 No! 45 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,434 Hm? 46 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:33,231 Daddy! Daddy! 47 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,524 Ugh! 48 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,610 Daddy! 49 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,695 Daddy! 50 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,989 Daddy, no! No! 51 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,871 - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything. 52 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:19,111 Bobby! What are you doing? My dad's in the other room. 53 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,822 It occurred to me I never climbed through your window. 54 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:25,200 Now that you got it out of your system, Bobby, you got to leave. 55 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,910 Why? 56 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,329 Shh. Come on. 57 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,999 What's going on in there? Agh! Ow! 58 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:36,253 Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head. Ohh! 59 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,463 - Dad, can you knock? - Knock? 60 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:42,300 - I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad. 61 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,053 It could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. 62 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,972 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was. 63 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:51,977 I gotta leave town for a couple of days - that business I started with the Colombians. 64 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,896 - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. - Yeah, that's right. 65 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,441 There's a problem. Some money went missing. 66 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,611 Apparently, legs are gonna get broken. It's better if I lay low for a couple of days. 67 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,448 - If the cops raid the place... - I never heard of you. 68 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,658 - And don't forget... - To flush your stash. 69 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,828 Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... 70 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,789 - I left you something in the coffee can. - Dad. 71 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,667 But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. 72 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,670 - Now, what are you gonna cut it with? - Um, baking... 73 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,464 Baking soda. Not baking powder. 74 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:24,301 Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose. 75 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:29,431 You love that joke, don't you? You've loved that joke since you were two years old. 76 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,391 - OK, well... - OK, I love you. 77 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,727 - I love you. - Have a good trip. 78 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,437 - Bye. - Bye. 79 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:41,443 Is the coast clear? Oh, Cindy, that nightgown! 80 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:44,488 That was close. God! 81 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:53,205 I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. 82 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:57,417 If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix... 83 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,669 It was my first keg party, Bobby. 84 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,421 No. No. 85 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:04,299 It was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cutout. 86 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,135 So you thought you would just climb through my window 87 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,429 and we would play bump-bump? 88 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,598 I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, 89 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,643 but I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule. 90 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,813 So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff? 91 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,234 OK. 92 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,319 But just for a minute. 93 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,086 What the...? 94 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,672 Wrong set. 95 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,677 Bobby... 96 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,137 Oh, Bobby... 97 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,269 - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow! 98 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,564 Jeez. 99 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,024 - I see. - Yeah, my dad. 100 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,737 OK, stud... you have to go now. 101 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,536 Oh, um, about the sex stuff? 102 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:17,455 I was only half serious. I don't wanna rush you. 103 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,417 Hey, would you settle for PG-13? 104 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,502 What's that? 105 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,173 Oh, jeez! 106 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,550 Good night, Bobby. 107 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,100 Shorty, you are so loud! 108 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,561 Make sure you take your behind to class today. 109 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:43,023 - I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. 110 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,692 It is when you got the munchies. 111 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:49,654 - See, that's why you such a dumbass. - Your mother. 112 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:53,617 You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass. 113 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:57,120 Oh, yeah. Well, then, your father's stupid. 114 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,706 So? I don't know him. 115 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,667 Yeah, me neither. 116 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:06,546 - Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute. 117 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,718 - Come on, we're gonna be late. - Wait. There's Buffy. 118 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,889 I don't know why you hang out with her. She is such a ho! 119 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:19,100 - Why do you say that? - Cos I've seen her. 120 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,312 - My friend Sean had a pool party... - Sean? 121 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,147 You know, Puff Daddy? 122 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,900 Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne. 123 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,153 Then it got wild, and people were getting freaky in the pool. 124 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:35,116 I look over, and there was your girl getting buck-wild in the Jacuzzi. 125 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,536 - So? - With a backup dancer! 126 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:43,250 I mean, that's nasty. That's lower than the security guard. 127 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:47,545 At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself. 128 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:51,049 - Bye, Daddy. - I don't know. I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda. 129 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:54,094 She is as fake as press-on nails. 130 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:58,640 - Hey, baby girl! - Hi. Hi. 131 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,392 What is up, my sister? 132 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,395 - Bye, Mr Gilmore. - Bye! 133 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,689 - Is he gone? - Yep. 134 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,531 Hey, Cindy! 135 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,371 - I love this colour. - Let me see that. 136 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,709 Oh, you guys should not use this brand. 137 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,753 - Why not? - Cos they test their products on animals. 138 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,380 - So? - Look. 139 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:34,301 Have you seen what they do to those poor animals? 140 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:39,806 Well, I am much more of a people person. 141 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:43,143 I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world. 142 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,770 - I'd rather help my fellow man... - Spare a dollar? 143 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,398 - Get away from me, you burn! - Buffy! 144 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,734 Can't you see he's just hungry? 145 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,611 Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. 146 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,408 - See? - I said a dollar, bitch! 147 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,744 Ow! 148 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,997 God! Look at this place. 149 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,416 It's a circus. 150 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:11,296 Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book You're Dead, I'm Rich. 151 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:15,884 A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened: 152 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,678 a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... 153 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,389 That's it! ..Two teens dead, 154 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,808 and this small town shaken and stirred. 155 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:27,270 - It's times like these... - Police are combing the area for clues. 156 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,773 There are no witnesses available at this time. 157 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,276 There are no suspects in custody. Police are asking anyone... 158 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,781 Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead, and we're getting the fuck outta here! 159 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:42,202 Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker! Let's go! 160 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,831 Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? 161 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:51,878 Oh, no. The press only wants to interview the most ignorant person they can find. 162 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,715 I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! 163 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,675 I'm gonna be a star! 164 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:02,138 - What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the phat ass. 165 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,350 - I mean, it was, like, bang! - How close were you to the victim? 166 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:10,230 Real close. Until the roofies were off. She woke up talking about pressing charges, 167 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,565 so I pulled my tongue out of her ass and left. 168 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,818 What would have been your last words to Drew? 169 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,029 Run, bitch! Run! 170 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,786 Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay? 171 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,830 No, man. 172 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,793 - What about now? - Nah. 173 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,336 - Cool? - Yeah. 174 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,505 Don't forget: election's Tuesday. 175 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,632 Don't forget: election's Tuesday. 176 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,301 Oh! Goddammit! 177 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,887 Son of a bitch! 178 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:46,015 What's the matter, honey? 179 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,102 My report card. 180 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,022 Well, at least you got one "A". 181 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,109 - Yeah. I did, huh? - Yeah. 182 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,987 You're so smart. 183 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,115 - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah. 184 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,200 You know what? That kid is always late. 185 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,786 I don't get it. He lives so close. 186 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,257 See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, 187 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,260 Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. 188 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,847 I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right. 189 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,189 Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm. 190 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,983 - I'd sure like to get in your pants. - Really? 191 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,235 Yeah. What size are these? 192 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,072 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby. 193 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,200 Hey, baby. 194 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,577 - How you doing? - Good. 195 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,829 You guys see all the reporters out there? 196 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,874 Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. 197 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,543 - You know what? I think I knew her. - Really? 198 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,171 - She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah. 199 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,882 Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? 200 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,885 - That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve. 201 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,929 Whatever happened to him? 202 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,015 Do you guys think it's strange that she got killed 203 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:14,437 exactly one year after we, you know, killed that guy? 204 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,190 Hey! Cindy, that was an accident. 205 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,442 Was it, Greg? 206 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,281 Yeah! Yeah! 207 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,628 Would you look at what they're doing? 208 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,464 When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh? 209 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,508 One day. 210 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,135 - You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different. 211 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,513 - You like that? - Oh, I love that. 212 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,099 Oh, I love when you play with my ass. 213 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:54,060 I'm not playing with your ass. 214 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,480 - Ray! - Oh, my bad. 215 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,650 Come on, man! 216 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,444 Hey, Bobby, put on some music. 217 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,614 Hold on. Here, put this on. 218 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,871 Yeah, that's the shit right here! Whoo! 219 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,499 It's raining men 220 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,875 Baby! 221 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,339 What? It's a classic. 222 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,385 Put on the radio, man. 223 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,515 Yeah! Whoo! 224 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,906 - What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is...? 225 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,034 Yeah! 226 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,703 Whoo! 227 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,748 Yeah! 228 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:57,874 Whoo! 229 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,876 Hey, come over here. 230 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,046 - What? - Just get a little closer to me. 231 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,798 Something you're gonna tell me? 232 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,969 - Bobby, what are you doing? - I just want you to touch it. 233 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,014 - Uh... - Just a little bit. Come on. 234 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:13,097 Whoo! 235 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,807 Whoo! 236 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,731 - Ow! - Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 237 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,535 Oh, my God! Shit! 238 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,330 God, Cindy... 239 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,040 Oh, shit! 240 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,595 - Oh, my God. - What was that? 241 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,098 I think we hit something. 242 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,229 Oh, man! 243 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:06,109 Bobby, look at my car, man! My dad's gonna freak! 244 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,736 I didn't see it. It came out of nowhere. 245 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,823 - Oh, my God, we hit a boot! - Where's the foot? 246 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,991 I don't know. 247 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,160 Where the...? 248 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,497 Agh, it's a body! 249 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,624 - Oh, shit. Is he alive? - I don't know. 250 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,710 - Well, check it out! - I can't. 251 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,587 - Shit! - We have to call the police. 252 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,132 - No way. I ain't going to jail. - We have to! 253 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,427 Hey, Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? 254 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:36,431 All those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat. 255 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:40,268 - Maybe we should call the police. - Yeah, that's a great idea. 256 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,562 What about Brenda? Think she wants to go to jail? 257 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,231 This is manslaughter. We're all gonna fry for this. 258 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,568 - We're looking at 10 to 15 years. - Shut up, Bobby! 259 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,778 - Alcohol all over... - I'm fine. 260 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,322 - We're in so much trouble. - I'm fine. 261 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,158 Don't blame it on me, Ray. 262 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,287 - Look, we'll get rid of the body. - Unnecessary. 263 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,914 - We'll dump him in the ocean. - No, the pier. 264 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,292 - I'll be leaving now. - Great idea. 265 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,420 - What about the alcohol? - We'll get rid of it. 266 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,882 - Hurry up, let's go. - Put him in the trunk. 267 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,384 - I won't have anything to do with it! - Shut up! 268 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:17,013 Cindy, come on. We'll just pretend it never happened. 269 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,391 You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other. 270 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,310 - I'll get his arm. - I'll grab his other arm. 271 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,187 I'll grab his ass. 272 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,689 We'll take him to Williamson Cove and dump him. 273 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,650 The sharks'll take care of the evidence. 274 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,028 Oh, my God, someone's coming! 275 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,156 - Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him. 276 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,540 Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. 277 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,585 I got papers, blunts, bongs - 278 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,213 all the ingredients to make a high-nigger pie. 279 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,676 - Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray? 280 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,429 - Yo, son, y'all need jumper cables? - Nah, we're cool. 281 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:01,724 Oh, good, cos I left my roach clip at home. 282 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,561 - Go home, Shorty. - Yeah. I'll see you later. 283 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,438 Peace, Ray. 284 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,107 - Get the trunk closed. - It won't close. 285 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,860 I'll do it. 286 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,388 Hold on, hold on. Put him down - he's heavy. 287 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,682 Oh, Jesus! 288 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:46,394 OK, look. On three, we dump him over the ledge. 289 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,813 Wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? 290 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,733 - For what? - Shit, he might have some money. 291 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,695 We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass. 292 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,488 - Credit cards. - Jewellery. 293 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,408 I'm gonna take his drawers. 294 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,703 Hey, yo, get off! His drawers are mine! Yo! 295 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,415 - I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards. 296 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:11,043 - All right, let's get him in the water. - I don't think I can, Greg. 297 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,588 - It's not too late. - Shut up, OK? 298 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:17,633 - Christ, already! I'll do it. - Just get him in the water. 299 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,803 OK? One, two, 300 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,889 three. 301 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,229 Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. 302 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,231 - Agreed? - Agreed. 303 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,275 - Agreed? - Agreed. 304 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,486 Say it, Cindy. Say it! 305 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,656 "We take this to our grave" - say it! 306 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,950 "We take this to our grave" - say it! 307 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:47,330 - Greg, chill. You're hurting her. - We take this to our grave. 308 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,289 Ow! 309 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:53,044 - And we never mention this again. - Mention what? 310 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,421 The guy we just killed! 311 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,592 - Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. - Starting now! 312 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,846 - Stupid bitch, man. - God, I hate him. 313 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,224 It's gonna be OK, baby. It's gonna be OK. I promise. 314 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,561 Just touch it again. Come on. Please? 315 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,983 You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. 316 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,319 Exactly. It's a coincidence. 317 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:22,281 Greg's right, Cindy. I mean, What do you think we're in, a horror movie? 318 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,035 Yeah, you guys are right. If we were, 319 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:30,873 they'd probably cast some dingbat like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. 320 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:35,795 Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us. 321 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:41,550 Kenny, get the camera ready. Here, hold my gum. 322 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,138 - Hi. Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment. 323 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:51,602 Damn! Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story? 324 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,896 Hey! Hey, no running! 325 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,109 Loser. 326 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,695 - Slow it down! - Blow me! 327 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:02,696 All right! 328 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,534 Hi. Gail Hailstorm - field reporter, Hard Story. 329 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,912 - Special Officer Doofy. - Hi, Doofy. 330 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,873 Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus? 331 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,209 - No comment. No comment. - OK. OK. 332 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,921 You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer. 333 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,257 - I'm 25 and a half years old. - Ooh! 334 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,509 - Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big! 335 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,594 Yeah. That's big. 336 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,597 Well, you don't look a day over 12. 337 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,643 Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes. 338 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:36,313 - Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow. 339 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,858 Don't worry, cos I never forget. 340 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,363 - Remind me not to do that again. - Sorry. 341 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:49,744 Due to the recent tragedy, we will be questioning all students. 342 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,621 Sounds like we've got a serial killer on our hands. 343 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,833 I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business. 344 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,920 Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there 345 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:03,299 and get to know each other a little better? Would you like that? 346 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:06,594 - That van? - Yeah, that van right there. 347 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:11,223 Yeah. Yeah, OK, let's go. 348 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,767 Come on. 349 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:16,562 A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. 350 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:20,900 It's days like today that we need prayer in school. 351 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:26,322 It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. 352 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,407 Here you go, baby. 353 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,493 Go to your daddy. 354 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,995 Oh! 355 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,123 I'll see you after class. 356 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,666 - Sweet! - All right! 357 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:42,171 OK, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first? 358 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,091 - Oh! - Anybody? 359 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,219 - Yes! - Anybody else? 360 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,055 OK, Heather. 361 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,265 Yes! 362 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:58,187 - OK. Can I start? - Yeah. 363 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,232 OK, my presentation is on the First Amendment, 364 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:05,861 and it began on May 25th, 1787, in Philly with George Washington, 365 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,655 and it states, and I quote: 366 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:11,408 "When our Founding Fathers argued the passage of our glorious..." 367 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:04,628 The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want... 368 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,673 Oh, shut the fuck up! 369 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:11,093 So, who's next? 370 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,804 Uh, Cindy Campbell. 371 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:17,600 Isn't she the daughter of...? Well, you know... 372 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,228 - Oh, yeah, you know, Mrs... - Mrs... 373 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,148 Yeah, the one and only... 374 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,108 The one and only. 375 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:31,405 - Why, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Squiggman. 376 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:35,743 - Thanks, Doofy. - It's Special Officer Doofy today, Cind. 377 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:40,206 Now, the sheriff has some questions that he would like to ask you today. 378 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:43,792 - What is that... that god-awful smell? - I don't know. 379 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,295 I go poopie. 380 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,298 Did you just say that you, uh... you went poopie? 381 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,468 - Yeah. It was good. - Mm. 382 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,887 - Get him out of here. - Yes. 383 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,474 - Thank you, Doofy. - OK. 384 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,851 You should now go back to Special Ed. 385 00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:04,605 - OK. Salute. - Maybe a change of underwear, son. 386 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,900 - Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cind. 387 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,736 - How are you, Cindy? - Fine. 388 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,739 - How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated. 389 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,409 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual. 390 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:21,789 Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. 391 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,959 - I didn't really know her. - Come on, sure you did. 392 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,419 No. I mean, I didn't really know her. 393 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:32,675 I've been in this game a long time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Tell me about Drew. 394 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,843 What was she like in bed, Cindy? 395 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,639 Ha! Tried to get you. 396 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:42,768 It's an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid. 397 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,687 Hike! 398 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,314 Pass! Pass! 399 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,070 All right, shower up! 400 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:55,114 Yes! 401 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:58,701 Yo, Dugan, man. Nice play, yo. Word up. 402 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,578 Johnson! What a block, baby. Word up. 403 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,872 Woodward! Nice ass. 404 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,126 Damn! 405 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,671 Yo, Greg, what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what? 406 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:14,508 No, man. I think I'm gonna work out, beat the bag a little. 407 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,635 Suit yourself, kid. All right! 408 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:20,389 Last one in the shower's a rotten egg! Come on, y'all. 409 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,058 I'm gonna get y'all. 410 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,186 Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! 411 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,628 Who did this? Huh? 412 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,756 Where are you? 413 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,175 This isn't funny, all right? 414 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,219 A small dick's like a disability, man! 415 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:03,432 Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? 416 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:05,851 Come on out here, you sick fuck! 417 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,896 I'll kick the shit out of you right now! 418 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,356 All right? 419 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:14,151 It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at! 420 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,783 It's a shame how she died. She was such a nice girl. 421 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:25,120 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. 422 00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:27,581 Ray, you're a dead man! 423 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:32,169 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Chill out. - You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? 424 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,297 - Bring it on, Ray! - Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline? 425 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:39,301 - Take it easy. What's the problem? - I'll show you the problem. 426 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,512 Oh, wow! That's you? 427 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:46,392 They... they turned the hot water off in the showers, all right? 428 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:52,689 Laugh it up, you guys. Big laugh. 429 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,652 You know what? You can all go to hell! 430 00:28:56,693 --> 00:29:00,197 Greg, you're not the only one who got one. 431 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,659 You mean Bobby's got a baby dick, too? 432 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:09,039 No, I was talking about the note. 433 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,166 I got one, too. 434 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,086 - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. 435 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:16,213 Someone's just trying to fuck with us. 436 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,632 We have to call the police, Greg. 437 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,802 You call the police, and I'll kill you myself. 438 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:33,272 - You're hurting her, man. - You know what? That goes for all of you. 439 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:36,108 That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on! 440 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,069 But I'm not going to jail. You got that? 441 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,621 What's everybody talking about? 442 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:53,542 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 443 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,964 Aren't they beautiful? 444 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:02,050 - Buffy! - Contestant number one! 445 00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:08,390 Very good. And contestant number two. 446 00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:15,689 Very good. And contestant number three. 447 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:19,109 Buffy! That's my girl! 448 00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:22,488 - That's my girlfriend! - Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 449 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,866 - Hey, kiss my ass! - Yeah, I'm hitting that too! 450 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,744 - All right, Buffy! - Hey, shut the hell up, man! 451 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:32,414 - Yeah, best pussy I ever had! - What, you want a piece of me? 452 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,750 Now the talent portion of the competition. 453 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:38,420 Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. See you after the show. 454 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:42,341 Number three, Buffy Gilmore. 455 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,801 I'm gonna hit the head. Want anything? 456 00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:47,596 No, I'm good, man. But hurry, she's gonna perform. 457 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,389 Don't worry, I'll be back. 458 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:52,643 Good evening, Buffy. And what will be your talent this evening? 459 00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:56,772 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 460 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,690 Hear, hear! 461 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:01,026 Buffy Gilmore, doing a dramatic reading. 462 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:06,406 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch. She's running down the beach... 463 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:15,332 Look out, Greg! Look behind you! 464 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,794 It's him! It's the killer! 465 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,711 Huh? 466 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:22,756 Oh, my God! Somebody do something! 467 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:26,301 Somebody do something! 468 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,595 He's killing him! 469 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,515 - He's killing him! - Must be an original piece. 470 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,517 He's killing him! 471 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,187 She's good. She's good. 472 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:40,148 - What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic. 473 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,610 You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help? 474 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:46,530 - Amazing. - She's the next Pamela Lee. 475 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,616 Oh, God... Oh, God! No! 476 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,869 Greg, don't die! 477 00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:57,291 Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Wonderful! 478 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,501 Absolutely fantastic! 479 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:06,508 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore! 480 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:09,386 Buffy, wait! You have to go back on stage. 481 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:12,514 - I have to get to Greg. - You won! They're calling your name. 482 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:16,018 There's a killer... I won? 483 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:19,062 - They're calling your name. Go. - What about Greg? 484 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:21,273 - Fuck Greg! I won! - Congratulations! 485 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:23,233 Out of my way, loser! 486 00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:25,944 Miss Buffy Gilmore! 487 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,120 Give me my crown, bitch. 488 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,928 Agh! 489 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:56,558 - There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body. 490 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:59,603 That's impossible. There's no blood, nothing. Look around. 491 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,564 I bet it's just Greg playing one of his dumb jokes. 492 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:07,736 He'll turn up, I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house waiting for us right now. 493 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:12,616 All right. But I'm gonna look around some more, so you mind riding home with Buffy? 494 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,743 - Yeah, no problem. - All right, fine. 495 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,328 Call me later. 496 00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:40,769 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 497 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,563 - Who is this? - It's me, Bobby. 498 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,108 You know, your boyfriend. 499 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:50,153 Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately. 500 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:53,699 - Hey, any sign of Greg? - No. 501 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,201 - Do you want me to come by? - No. 502 00:33:57,077 --> 00:34:00,414 I'm just gonna take a bath and then I'm gonna go to bed. 503 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:04,251 OK. I'd really like to see you, but... I love you. 504 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,627 Aw... 505 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:08,130 I love you too, baby. 506 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,070 Bobby, I told you... 507 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:34,656 I still know what you did last Halloween. 508 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,575 Who is this? 509 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,047 Ow! Ow! 510 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,805 - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. 511 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:01,016 - I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this? 512 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,727 - I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want? 513 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:06,271 I'm in the house. 514 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,149 Do you know where I am? 515 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:12,861 I could be anywhere. 516 00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:15,363 I'm like the wind, baby. 517 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,948 Yeah... 518 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,366 Where am I? 519 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:21,745 Um... 520 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,705 You're... you're behind the couch. 521 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,417 What? How do you know that? 522 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:29,419 I can see your feet. 523 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:33,048 Ach... 524 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,758 OK, turn around. 525 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:37,427 Close your eyes. No peeking. 526 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,142 Yeah. No. No, no. 527 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,730 Hey, no peeking. Turn around. 528 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,482 Good. 529 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,692 OK, now you can look. 530 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:55,612 Now do you know where I am? You don't. 531 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,741 No, Mr Killer, I don't know where you are. 532 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,077 I'll give you a big clue. 533 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,083 Oh! I gotta stop drinking. 534 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,925 - Grandma! - Hi, baby. 535 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:19,427 Oh, my hip! 536 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:52,335 White woman in trouble off the 744... 537 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:02,304 Are you OK? I heard screaming. What's going on? 538 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,764 - Bobby! He was here! - Shh... 539 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,310 - The killer was here, Bobby. - It's OK. 540 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,320 - I can explain that. - Oh, my God... 541 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:22,032 A friend gave 'em to me. Cindy... Cindy... 542 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,409 Cindy! Cindy! 543 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,495 Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! 544 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,336 It's me, Cind. Ugh! 545 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:37,130 Cindy, you know me! Cindy! 546 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,222 I know you've had a rough night, so I won't keep you. 547 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:50,518 I just want you to look at some photos, tell me what you think. 548 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,359 Uh-uh. 549 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,237 - No? - No. 550 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,492 - I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You're sure? 551 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:09,412 OK, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up? 552 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,873 - Yeah. - Oh, just... 553 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,168 Just check that one out again. 554 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:20,799 - Mm, no. - No? Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks. 555 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,386 - Guess what I just did with those hookers. - No way. 556 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,514 All the way, man! Yes, yes. Watch this. Doofy! 557 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,849 - Yeah? - Come on. Come on. 558 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,476 OK. 559 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,437 Special Officer Doofy reporting. 560 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:37,065 Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. 561 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,401 What's that? 562 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,737 That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy! 563 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,906 Hey, Terry, smell my finger. 564 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,701 - Ugh! What the hell is that? - My ass. 565 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:51,663 - Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy, Mom said get home now. 566 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,749 Tell Mom I'm on official police business. 567 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:58,586 - Cindy, are you OK? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness. 568 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,589 - Go get in the car. She's coming with us. - Does Mom know? 569 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:02,924 Yeah, Doofus. 570 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:06,761 Mom says when I wear this badge you should treat me like a man of the law. 571 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:10,265 Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. 572 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,603 OK, three, two... 573 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:18,064 - Oh, no... Gosh damn... - What now? 574 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:20,442 - There's all these numbers... - Can't you count? 575 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,778 - I can count, but... - Let me make it easy for you. Listen up. 576 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:27,198 This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. 577 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:30,285 Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera... 578 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,703 We're live, Gail. 579 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:36,624 Gail Hailstorm at the police station, where I'll try to get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, 580 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,419 the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening... 581 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:43,673 - You're on my foot, fat shit! What'd I say? - "Don't ever step on Gail's shoes." 582 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:45,800 - Why not? - Cos Gail wears Prada shoes. 583 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,136 - You idiot. - I'm a bad man. 584 00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,930 Cindy! Cindy, can we get a statement? 585 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,308 Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. She's not talking. 586 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,727 Is it true the police have someone in custody? 587 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:59,105 - Come on, Cindy. - Cindy, your ass looks fat! 588 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,650 Bitch! 589 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:05,320 - Nice shot! - Come on. 590 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,364 - All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me. 591 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:11,493 - Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail. 592 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,454 I only touched the top of the breast. 593 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:16,664 - It was so tender and juicy... - Shut up! 594 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:29,260 - Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? 595 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:35,100 Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game, smokin' some bud. 596 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:38,103 Are you all alone? 597 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:41,481 - Wassup! - Wassup! 598 00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:44,359 What the...? Who's that? 599 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,320 Yo, pick up the phone. 600 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:50,448 - Wassup! - Wassup! 601 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:56,496 Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone! 602 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,581 - Yo. - Wassup! 603 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:13,054 - What you doin', son? - Nothin'... Just chillin'... killin'... 604 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:15,807 True. True. 605 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,102 So you think Bobby did it? 606 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:24,524 I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. 607 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:28,570 I knew there had to be something. He's just too perfect. 608 00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:32,115 Handsome, smart, good in bed... 609 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,869 - What did you say? - Uh... 610 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:39,706 Hey, Cind. Got you an ice pack for your hand. 611 00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:41,040 Ow! 612 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:42,542 Sorry. 613 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,211 I'll get you one for your head. 614 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,630 No, no, that's OK, Doofy. 615 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:52,260 Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah. 616 00:41:52,302 --> 00:41:55,013 I'll be next door if you need me. 617 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,098 Night, Cind. 618 00:41:57,891 --> 00:41:59,350 Buffy, you told him? 619 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,520 The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. 620 00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:07,859 - Yeah, but what if he says something? - Who'd believe a retarded retard like him? 621 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,403 Cindy, telephone. 622 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,365 Thank you. 623 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:15,783 Hello? 624 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:18,286 Hello, Cindy. 625 00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:20,288 - Guess what. - No! 626 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:22,624 - You got the wrong guy. - No! 627 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,459 - Doofy! - It's not Bobby. 628 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,170 Who is this? 629 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:30,131 - Doofy! - Oh, my God... 630 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:38,389 Hello? 631 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,142 Hello? 632 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:46,147 I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room! 633 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:54,155 I heard Bobby got out this morning. 634 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,492 I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed? 635 00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:01,496 You mean since you branded him the Candy Man? No. His heart is broken. 636 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:04,540 Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before. 637 00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:08,503 - They had a killer at your old high school? - No, it was in this movie Scream. 638 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,423 - Same dialogue and everything. This is ill. - How did it end? 639 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:16,844 I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theatre, so we broke out. 640 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:20,390 - No doubt. - OK, I say we all just stick together. 641 00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,600 Tonight everyone meet at my house. 642 00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:26,187 And bring some friends. But don't tell everyone. Keep it quiet. 643 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,605 OK. 644 00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:32,860 Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! 645 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:39,075 Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 646 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:43,705 OK. If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. 647 00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:54,257 - Jesus! - It's OK. It's all right. It's just me, baby. 648 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:58,136 - You don't still think it's me, do you? - No. But somebody did try to kill me. 649 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:02,640 - And the police said I scared him away. - I know. He called me last night. 650 00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:06,561 So it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night, remember? 651 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,648 You're the best. 652 00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:13,192 I'm sorry. Please understand. 653 00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:16,112 What, that you'd rather call me a killer than touch me? 654 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:17,780 - That's not true. - Then what is it? 655 00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:20,658 What is it? She's gone and she's not coming back! 656 00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:22,493 It's been over a year, Cindy. 657 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:25,580 But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls. 658 00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:28,333 You gotta move on, baby. 659 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:31,210 I'm sorry if my complicated life 660 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:35,089 is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. 661 00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:36,549 Cindy... 662 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:38,468 Cind... 663 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,636 OK, everybody, listen up. 664 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:45,892 Let me just say, uh, the killing of these teenagers has been tragic, 665 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,354 but, uh... hey, you know, shit happens. 666 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:52,106 Sheriff? Sheriff? 667 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,317 - Sheriff? - Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. 668 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,278 - Have they found Cindy's father? - No. 669 00:44:57,362 --> 00:45:00,740 - Isn't he a suspect? - That's classified. Where did you get that? 670 00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:04,577 I'm sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff. 671 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:06,788 Hey, Gail. 672 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,332 Gail swallows. 673 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,299 Watch this. 674 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,010 Hello? 675 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,221 Who is this? 676 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:26,391 What? You wanna kill me? 677 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,394 Oh, God... Hold on. 678 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,020 Cindy, it's for you. 679 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,860 All right, knock it off, Buffy. 680 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:40,780 As you'll all have heard, there is a killer in town 681 00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:44,492 and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips. 682 00:45:44,534 --> 00:45:46,661 Stay in well-lit areas. 683 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,330 Do not travel alone whenever possible. 684 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,207 Always wipe front to back. 685 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:54,293 And remember, never, ever believe someone 686 00:45:54,335 --> 00:46:00,341 when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation. 687 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:04,303 Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies. 688 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:10,184 So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk, I am here for you. 689 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:18,151 - What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy! He's real! 690 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:30,913 Miss Mann? 691 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:36,252 Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. 692 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,047 No, thanks. 693 00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:43,009 What can I do for you, Cindy? 694 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,886 I need to talk. 695 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:49,682 See, I have this problem and I don't know who to tell. 696 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:53,728 - Not feeling so fresh? - Huh? 697 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,272 Feminine odour and itching got you down? 698 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:59,442 Uh, no. No, not that. 699 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,569 Then what is it? 700 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:06,115 I have a terrible secret. 701 00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:09,202 Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets. 702 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,624 Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. 703 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:17,710 Some for money, 704 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:20,796 others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. 705 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,549 Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. 706 00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:24,759 Agh! 707 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,096 - Do you know what I mean? - Yes, I do, Miss Mann. 708 00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:31,974 Thanks for ball... I mean all your help. 709 00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:34,268 I have to go to class. 710 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:37,605 Any time, dear. 711 00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:43,819 - Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 712 00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:51,619 Redrum. 713 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,080 Hello? 714 00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:03,297 Is somebody there? 715 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,425 Hello? 716 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,805 Agh! 717 00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:15,768 Very funny. Who put you up to this? Cindy? 718 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:18,896 Lose the cape - it's way too '903 horror. 719 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:24,986 Oh, so what movie is this from? Die, Cheerleader, Die? 720 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:31,993 Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader? 721 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:37,373 Oh, so is this where I'm supposed to beg for my life? 722 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,917 Please, Mr Killer, don't kill me. 723 00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:47,174 So is this where I'm supposed to bleed? 724 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,760 Oh, look, I'm bleeding! 725 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,929 Eek! Eek! 726 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,641 Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right? 727 00:48:55,683 --> 00:49:00,396 OK. I'm running! I'm running! Help! 728 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:05,443 Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless. 729 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,528 Agh! 730 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:12,867 There you go, Mr Scary Killer. I'm panicking now. 731 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:16,996 Oh, God! Somebody please help me! 732 00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:19,081 Oh, God, no! 733 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:21,876 No! 734 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,462 Oh, now what? 735 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:29,216 I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. 736 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:31,761 Aaaaghhhh! 737 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:37,558 Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. I'm a gross, scary severed head. 738 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:39,226 Come on. Please! 739 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:43,272 Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache. 740 00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:47,193 And you got blood on my Gucci sweater. I hope you're gonna pay for that. 741 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:50,112 Agh! I will not be ignored by the likes... 742 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:50,654 I'm gonna jump! 743 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,865 I'm gonna jump! 744 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,576 - Phil, get back in there. - No! 745 00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:58,245 - What are you doing up there? - Be reasonable. 746 00:49:58,287 --> 00:50:03,834 I can't take this fucking job or those greasy shithead teenagers any more! 747 00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:09,465 - I'm gonna end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you! 748 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,842 We know Bobby's not the killer. So who is? 749 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,260 I don't know. 750 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:16,472 If the killer was in your house, why didn't he kill you then? 751 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,432 Because he's just messing with us. 752 00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:21,018 Don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us. 753 00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:26,315 We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us. 754 00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:28,651 What are you waiting for, huh? 755 00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,196 What are you waiting for? 756 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,615 What are you waiting for? 757 00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:38,994 What am I waiting for? What am I waiting for? 758 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:42,123 - What are you waiting for? - Fuck you! 759 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:46,836 Oh, my God! 760 00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:49,839 Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea. 761 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:53,426 - I won't let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right. 762 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:57,930 - Why can't we just do something else? - OK, how about we go to the movies? 763 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:01,142 Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? 764 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:09,775 Hey! That is my song! You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? 765 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:11,235 - What? - Yes! 766 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,700 Ooh, Brenda. 767 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,453 Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey? 768 00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:23,247 - I do, Ray? - Yes. 769 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,208 I like it. Hey, get up. Go over there. Let me see it. 770 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,173 Ooh! 771 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:34,800 Yes, I like that. 772 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:37,178 - You like that? You like that? - Yeah! 773 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:39,763 Hey, put this on with it. 774 00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:44,643 - Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl. 775 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,812 Go on. Pull it up. 776 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,064 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh! 777 00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:51,108 - Aah! - Yeah. 778 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:53,402 Here. Put this on with it. 779 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:55,863 Go on. 780 00:51:56,989 --> 00:52:01,076 - Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. 781 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,537 - OK. - Go on. 782 00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:09,710 - I like that look. - Ooh! I'm bad. 783 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,837 Yes. Here, put this on with it. 784 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:16,008 Go on, girl. Put it on. 785 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:19,178 Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on. 786 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:21,222 Do it. Yeah. 787 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,140 Ooh, so fucking sexy. 788 00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:27,603 Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on! Full speed. Charge! 789 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:35,069 Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around! Turn around! Come on! 790 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,947 Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! 791 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,282 - Who? - Uh... Brenda. 792 00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:44,453 Come on, put the helmet on. No, let's role-play. Come on. You get me. 793 00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:46,205 Come on! Come on! 794 00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:50,459 I'm here at Lovers' Lookout. It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere, 795 00:52:50,543 --> 00:52:53,837 and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around. 796 00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:57,091 So very likely we're about to see someone get killed. 797 00:52:57,174 --> 00:53:00,970 OK, sure enough, there's a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone. 798 00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:03,764 Let's see if she'll have a word with us. 799 00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:07,768 Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next. 800 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,478 Oh, yeah. 801 00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:12,106 - Can you tell us your name? - My name's Heather. 802 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:15,359 Can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone? 803 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:19,113 Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out, 804 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:22,408 then we heard a noise so he went to go check it, but... 805 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,202 - Well, that was, like, ten minutes ago. - Yeah, yeah... 806 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:28,831 Has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered 807 00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:31,959 and you're about to be slaughtered next? 808 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:35,462 - Really? No way! - Way. 809 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:38,299 - Heather, good luck. - Thanks, Gail. You're the best. 810 00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:42,011 Just as I thought! The murder is happening as we speak! 811 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:45,097 I'll try and break into the bloodshed. Are you getting this? 812 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:48,726 Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us what you're feeling, honey? 813 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:52,354 Lots of pain. Gail, please help me! Gail, please! 814 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:56,650 I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? 815 00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:59,737 You got a nerve coming here! I'm just trying to do my job! 816 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:02,656 - Get the camera off me! - No, Kenny, keep rolling! 817 00:54:02,698 --> 00:54:06,744 I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. Get that camera off me! 818 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:10,831 Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass! 819 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:14,209 Kenny! Oh, God, he's right behind you! 820 00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:16,670 This man is chasin' Miss Gail! 821 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,763 I am so scared right now. 822 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,350 I just want to say... 823 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:33,020 to the family of my cameraman, Kenny... 824 00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:35,189 I am so sorry. 825 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:38,484 This was my interview, 826 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,195 my story. 827 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,156 It's all my fault. 828 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:51,205 - You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. 829 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:54,041 I brought me a little snack of my own. 830 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:59,296 - You want some chicken? - Nah. 831 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:03,842 Mm-hm. 832 00:55:03,884 --> 00:55:07,805 For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now. 833 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,598 Shh. 834 00:55:09,682 --> 00:55:12,059 "Shh" back at you. Shh! 835 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:17,898 Why they actin' already? It ain't nothin' but the previews. 836 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:24,613 The largest ship the world had ever known. 837 00:55:24,697 --> 00:55:29,535 Its 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world. 838 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,579 A journey that would change their lives forever. 839 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,374 Whoo! 840 00:55:37,418 --> 00:55:39,294 I'm the king of the world! 841 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,423 Whoo-hoo! 842 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,258 Whoo! 843 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,509 Aaargh! 844 00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:48,387 - Amistad II. - Get your ass back down there, boy! 845 00:55:48,429 --> 00:55:51,598 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - The movie about to come on. 846 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:54,226 I gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce. 847 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:57,271 Hurry up, man. Don't be long. 848 00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:01,108 Back up! Let him through! 849 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:04,027 You can move back some. You don't own the theatre. 850 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:14,830 And they're off! No.3 in the lead. No.2 close behind. 851 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:17,624 And No.3 is the winner! 852 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:24,465 - Yeah, partner! - No.2 has placed, and No.4 to show. 853 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:27,468 Next week's Triple Crown starts at 2:30. 854 00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:59,041 Hey, who was that? 855 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:02,503 Go ahead, do it again. Do it again. 856 00:57:13,514 --> 00:57:15,516 Anon. 857 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:20,270 Nn. Nn-nn. Nn-nnn! 858 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,732 Don't go in there! 859 00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:33,742 Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! Damn, this is some scary shit! 860 00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:36,703 Oh, I am scared! Oh! 861 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,331 Excuse me! 862 00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:42,376 I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. 863 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,546 - Out of her favour... - That ain't no man. 864 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:48,382 - You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind? 865 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:51,385 I know you better get outta my face! 866 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:54,555 Outta my face! Outta my face! 867 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:57,266 This is all me up in here. You handle that. 868 00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:59,852 - Will you shut the fuck up? - Yeah! 869 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,395 Mm-mm. 870 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,188 This movie is good. 871 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:07,818 Hey, baby. You came back just in time. 872 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,529 She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. 873 00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,574 - He found out she's a girl. - Shut up. 874 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:17,077 Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. 875 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,496 You on Candid Camera now. 876 00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:22,124 You ain't know that. 877 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:26,461 Hello? 878 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:30,924 Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I'm in a movie. Shakespeare in Love. 879 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,302 Uh-uh. Ooh! 880 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:37,222 - You lyin'! - For Christ's sake, just shut your trap! 881 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,641 - Shut up! - Hold on. 882 00:58:39,725 --> 00:58:42,644 I don't know why y'all is actin' like this. 883 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:45,939 My girlfriend said they don't even stay together in the end. 884 00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:48,108 Give me that. 885 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,569 Right on. 886 00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:53,572 Will you sit down? 887 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:56,825 Shut up! 888 00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:58,952 Your ass is grass. 889 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:05,167 - This is for Thelma! - And Louise! 890 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,920 This is for talking through The Fugitive! 891 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:10,923 - You ruined Schindler's List! - All Jackie Chan movies! 892 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:15,260 - Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma 's House! 893 00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:24,269 Aaaghh! 894 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:42,079 Um, you guys, there's a few too many people. 895 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:45,415 Oh, honey, please don't throw up. No, hey, you guys, stop. 896 00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:47,709 Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad's! 897 00:59:47,793 --> 00:59:51,380 - No, don't touch... Agh! No! - Do you have more beer? 898 00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:53,590 Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage. 899 00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:56,051 No, no, no, no! No! 900 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,867 Oh! Kitty, you scared me. 901 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,078 Oh! 902 01:00:24,997 --> 01:00:29,292 Horsey! Oh, you scared me too. 903 01:00:32,921 --> 01:00:34,881 Hello? 904 01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:36,133 Who's there? 905 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:41,722 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Please don't. 906 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,433 Please! I'm just a day player. 907 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,325 Oh, my God! 908 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:33,315 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 909 01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:40,113 Yeah! Yeah! 910 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,117 Oh, Bobby! Bobby. 911 01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:46,286 I was worried about you. 912 01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:49,706 I thought the killer got to you before I could. 913 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:51,625 Could what? 914 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:55,837 I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you. 915 01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:59,299 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 916 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:02,177 Hey, party on! 917 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:09,601 - So... - So... 918 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:13,188 Here we are again. 919 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:14,940 Yeah. 920 01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:19,945 And, you know, if you're not ready... 921 01:02:20,821 --> 01:02:22,823 I'll understand. 922 01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:25,534 Bobby. 923 01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,619 I am ready. 924 01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:30,956 - You are? - Yeah. 925 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:36,461 I can't keep fighting these urges. 926 01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:40,507 I have to just give in to them 927 01:02:40,549 --> 01:02:42,467 and let them flow. 928 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,761 Right. 929 01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:46,471 - Bobby? - Huh? 930 01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:49,599 I have been so selfish. 931 01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:54,062 This is like a scene from a movie or something. 932 01:02:54,146 --> 01:02:56,815 Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. 933 01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,775 This is real life. 934 01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:02,362 It's all a movie, baby. 935 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:06,324 There's the sound guy, the script supervisor. How you doin', baby? 936 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:08,410 - Bobby! - What? 937 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:11,872 What I mean 938 01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:16,793 is that in real life you have to enjoy each moment. 939 01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:18,795 Mm-hm. 940 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:43,236 Mmm! Oh! 941 01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:45,280 Ow! Ow! 942 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:47,532 Bobby! Bobby! 943 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:53,371 Can I tell you a secret? 944 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,124 Sure, man. 945 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,252 I see dead people. 946 01:04:01,213 --> 01:04:04,090 Man, this shit is awesome! 947 01:04:04,132 --> 01:04:06,676 Yo, son, we gotta roll some more of that shit! 948 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,428 Ah, Shit! 949 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:11,264 We don't have any more papers, man. 950 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:13,350 Don't have any more papers. 951 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:17,395 Oh, man! What can we use to make a bong? 952 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:24,444 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 953 01:04:24,486 --> 01:04:26,363 Yeah! 954 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:36,456 Oh, shit, son! 955 01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:40,961 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! To... 956 01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:44,089 This is some good shit! 957 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:11,408 Bobby! I've never done this before. 958 01:05:12,784 --> 01:05:16,246 It's OK. It's OK. It's just like... 959 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:19,541 - It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. - A Tootsie Pop? 960 01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,918 Yeah, a cherry-flavour one. 961 01:05:22,002 --> 01:05:24,796 - Oh. - With the fudge in the middle? 962 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,550 OK! 963 01:05:33,221 --> 01:05:34,973 Just like that. 964 01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:37,559 Just like that, baby. 965 01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:40,895 Argh! 966 01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:43,481 Oh! Jesus! 967 01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:48,361 I never could wait to get to the chewy middle. 968 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:50,405 You know what? Let me. 969 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,033 Goddamn! 970 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:21,770 Yeah! Guess it's been a while. 971 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,569 Oh! Oops! 972 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,655 It's very '70s of you. 973 01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:50,340 Oh, yeah. 974 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:52,092 Oh, Bobby! 975 01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:58,056 Come here, Bobby. I want it now! 976 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:03,269 - Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned! - Yeah, me too. 977 01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:05,605 Hey. Hey, you guys hear that? 978 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:11,945 Oh! 979 01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,786 Shh! Shh! 980 01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:26,960 - Hello? - Hello. What's your favourite scary movie? 981 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,550 Let me talk to her. Shh! 982 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:37,470 I'm gonna gut you like a pig! 983 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:48,356 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 984 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,316 What's my name, Bobby? 985 01:07:50,358 --> 01:07:51,776 What? 986 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:55,488 - What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy! 987 01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:58,616 Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby? 988 01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,702 It's yours. 989 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,375 Oh, my God! 990 01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:13,423 Oh, shit! 991 01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:28,688 Hey, yo, check it, yo. 992 01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:43,912 - Whoo-hoo! - I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready? 993 01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:46,748 I'm gonna slash and gash, out another hole in your ass 994 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:49,292 I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls 995 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,252 If the phone rings, don't answer that call 996 01:08:51,336 --> 01:08:53,254 Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat 997 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:55,381 Peel your foreskin off and make a Winter coat 998 01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:57,091 Peace! 999 01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:00,887 Yo! 1000 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:06,351 That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son! 1001 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:10,396 Bobby? 1002 01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:14,567 - Where were you tonight? - What? 1003 01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:18,112 I was just curious. What took you so long to get here? 1004 01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:20,281 Why are you so curious? 1005 01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:23,535 I don't know. 1006 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:28,873 I thought it would fit the '903 horror cliche if you turned out to be the killer. 1007 01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:31,751 Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg? 1008 01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:35,797 Buffy and Greg are dead? 1009 01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:38,758 - I thought you knew that. - Oh, God! 1010 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,469 Bobby, turn around! It's the killer! 1011 01:09:41,553 --> 01:09:43,012 Agh! 1012 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:57,944 Cindy! 1013 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:01,614 - Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me. 1014 01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:07,453 - Bobby, it's OK. - Give me the gun. Give me the gun... 1015 01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:09,497 It's gonna be OK, Bobby. 1016 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:14,085 Yo, wait for me. There's a killer in the house! 1017 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,797 There's ass, blood and guts everywhere. Someone done gone crazy, son! 1018 01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:22,010 We all go a little crazy sometimes. 1019 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,595 Bobby, no! 1020 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:26,973 Oh, shit, son! 1021 01:10:27,015 --> 01:10:29,976 Oh! Oh, my God! 1022 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:34,480 Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. 1023 01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,318 You wanna hit this shit? 1024 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,365 Ketchup. 1025 01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:47,076 Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby. 1026 01:10:49,037 --> 01:10:53,249 Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy! 1027 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,710 Surprise! 1028 01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:58,671 Surprise, Cindy. 1029 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,727 Why are you doing this, Bobby? 1030 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,812 Why? Why? 1031 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:18,983 You hear that, Ray? I think she wants a motive. 1032 01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:22,195 - Did Scream have a plot? - No! 1033 01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:26,699 Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? Don't think so! 1034 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,243 And the sequel? What was with that fat Jamaican? 1035 01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:33,331 - I wanna kill that motherfucker. - It was bad casting, Bobby. 1036 01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:36,084 How about this for a motive? Lack of sex! 1037 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:39,462 It can cause serious deviant behaviour. 1038 01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:44,133 - I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby. I did. 1039 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:47,220 But abstinence makes you discover new things about yourself. 1040 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:49,847 That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. 1041 01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:54,060 And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. 1042 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:56,562 What? I ain't gay. 1043 01:11:56,646 --> 01:12:00,983 - What? You took me to that club. - So? They play good music. 1044 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:05,738 - What about our trip to San Francisco? - I wanted to go shopping. 1045 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:09,701 - But you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my... 1046 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:14,163 Whatever, Ray! I don't wanna talk about this now. The point is, I'm a new man. 1047 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,874 I'm ready to leave this behind and start a new life. 1048 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:20,461 - So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no. 1049 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:22,088 Just you. 1050 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:24,882 And maybe Shorty, but that wasn't planned. 1051 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:27,093 But here's the genius part. 1052 01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:30,763 We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. 1053 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:34,726 - It's the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! There's more! 1054 01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:39,939 Hang on to your seat, baby, cos this one's a screamer! 1055 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:43,443 - I'll be back. - Uh-oh. 1056 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:45,987 Move your big ass. Come on. 1057 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:48,364 Dad! 1058 01:12:48,448 --> 01:12:50,950 What are you gonna do, frame him? 1059 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:55,496 Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio. 1060 01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:58,416 The police are gonna find you and Daddy both dead, 1061 01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:01,919 and me and Ray are the only survivors of a maniac's revenge. 1062 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:02,962 - Ready? - Ready? 1063 01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:05,631 - I'm ready to do this shit. - Let's do this shit. 1064 01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:09,886 - Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. Give it to me. 1065 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,929 No! Wait, wait, wait. 1066 01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:16,225 - All right, ready? Let's do this. - Wait, wait. Ready. 1067 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,394 - Come on. Come on. - Ready. 1068 01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:21,230 - Give it to me! - No! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1069 01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:24,275 - Remember what we said? - How many times we gonna go over this? 1070 01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:27,612 I know. OK. Stop. Just... Trust me, OK? 1071 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:30,031 - I got this shit. Ready? - Come on. 1072 01:13:30,114 --> 01:13:32,909 - Wait, wait! - I'm about to cut your throat, boy! 1073 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:35,286 Stop acting like a little girl. Come on! 1074 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:38,080 - You're right. - Come on! You ready? 1075 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:41,667 No! You guys are psychos! 1076 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:44,128 You've seen one too many TV shows! 1077 01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:48,508 No! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers. 1078 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:50,927 Cancelling TV shows does! 1079 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:53,554 The Wayans Bros was a good show, man! 1080 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:57,975 It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode! 1081 01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:01,270 Take it easy. I'm feelin' a little woozy here. 1082 01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:04,190 It's my turn. Give me the knife. 1083 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:07,527 Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me. 1084 01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:10,571 Oh! 1085 01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:17,537 - Surprise, Cindy. - Agh! 1086 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:26,796 Yah! 1087 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,344 Agh! 1088 01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:38,182 Ohh! 1089 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,751 Yah! 1090 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:14,260 All right, all right, all right. Hold on a second. 1091 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:17,138 Just give me a moment. Agh. One... 1092 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:26,480 That's it. Agh. OK. 1093 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:29,859 Yah! 1094 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:03,809 Dad! 1095 01:16:04,936 --> 01:16:05,937 Are you OK? 1096 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:08,898 I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. 1097 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:11,442 But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet. 1098 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:15,321 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends' numbers for me? 1099 01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:18,658 - Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I can't get a break. 1100 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,826 What's that? Is that the cops? 1101 01:16:20,868 --> 01:16:23,496 OK, OK, listen, honey. Help me up now. 1102 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:26,540 Uh, if the cops come, tell 'em I'm a plumber, OK? 1103 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:30,753 You had a leaky faucet and they sent me over. We don't even know each other. 1104 01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:38,886 No! No! 1105 01:16:39,971 --> 01:16:42,848 Dad, get your arms down. 1106 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:47,103 - What's goin' on? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath. 1107 01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:49,522 - He was right here! I swear it! - Who was? 1108 01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:53,275 The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends! 1109 01:16:53,359 --> 01:16:56,988 And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there. 1110 01:16:57,029 --> 01:17:00,032 - All over the place. - Dad. Stop it. 1111 01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:02,994 Cindy, I'm gonna have to take you down to the station. 1112 01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:05,538 I'm cool, though, right? I'm OK? 1113 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,416 - Let's go, Cindy. - Cindy... 1114 01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:11,335 Call me. Call me. 1115 01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,920 Daddy'll get you out, honey. 1116 01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:16,757 OK. 1117 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:20,094 Let's go over this again. 1118 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:35,234 - You say it was an accident. - Yes. He was on the road. 1119 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:38,821 And he came back to get revenge? - It has to be him, Sheriff. 1120 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:49,457 - Here. They wanted me to give this to you. - That'll be all, Doofy. 1121 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:52,585 - OK. I'm gonna go, then. - All right. 1122 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,712 All right. 1123 01:17:54,754 --> 01:17:56,505 Night, Cind. 1124 01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:02,094 Sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed. 1125 01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:05,639 He was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later. 1126 01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:09,185 - He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible. 1127 01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:14,982 - Then I don't know who it could be. - He's gotta be connected with the victims. 1128 01:18:15,066 --> 01:18:20,613 Someone who knew about the accident, who'd move round without being noticed. 1129 01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:24,450 Oh, my God. 1130 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:29,538 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. 1131 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,707 Agh! It's me, Cind. 1132 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,210 Night, Cind. 1133 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:40,216 - Doofy! - Shithead? 1134 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:44,595 - Have you seen Doofy? - No. 1135 01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:46,305 - You seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff. 1136 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:50,059 - Has anybody seen Doofy? - Yeah. He just went out the back, Sheriff. 1137 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,811 Doofy! 1138 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:49,577 No! 1139 01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:05,676 {\an8}Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? 1140 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:10,389 {\an8}Yo, if y'all watchin' this tape right now, that means I didn't make it. 1141 01:20:10,472 --> 01:20:14,560 {\an8}Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. 1142 01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:18,939 {\an8}But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell y'all the rules to survive this situation. 1143 01:20:19,023 --> 01:20:22,234 {\an8}Rule number one: you gotta be quick. 1144 01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:25,654 {\an8}Rule number two: don't fall down. 1145 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:30,910 {\an8}And rule number three: whatever you do, never look back. 1146 01:20:30,951 --> 01:20:32,953 {\an8}Y'all wish me luck. 1147 01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:35,039 {\an8}Snatch and run, y'all! 1148 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:40,336 Come back here, motherfuckers! Son of a bitch! 1149 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:36,595 Help! Help! 1150 01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:45,354 Run, bitch! Run! 1151 01:27:39,796 --> 01:27:42,007 This isn't easy for me. 1152 01:27:42,049 --> 01:27:48,513 I know we've been together a long time, but I've found somebody else, OK? 1153 01:27:48,555 --> 01:27:50,557 I'm in love. 1154 01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:53,393 Don't look at me like that. 1155 01:27:54,353 --> 01:27:56,813 We can still be friends. 1156 01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:59,858 You can come into my room whenever you want. 1157 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,401 We just can't... 1158 01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:02,986 No. 1159 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,822 No! 1160 01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:10,911 OK, just one time. 1161 01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:19,920 Yeah! That's it! 1162 01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:23,215 Whoo! 88406