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You look great, honey.
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Margaret, why are you so dressed up?
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You look like you're going
to Catwoman's funeral.
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I don't know what you
guys are talking about.
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I mean, all I did was put
on a little extra...
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No, no, no, no, no. More than a little.
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You look... dazzling.
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Oh, well, you guys are
really sweet, but I...
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I mean, damn, have you
been sick the whole time
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that we've known you, and you
just got over it this morning?
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All right!
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The takeaway is I look
great. That's because
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I have a third date with
a guy that I like a lot,
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and I think tonight might be the night.
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The sex night.
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- Oh...
- Ooh...
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Who's this soon-to-be-lucky mystery man?
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Karl, from the third floor.
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Oh, yeah, Karl? Good man.
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We talk football. He knows his 49ers.
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Very clever, too. Always doing puzzles.
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Word jumbles, crosswords,
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sudoku... Well, y'all
know what puzzles are.
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And talk about a backstory.
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The guy was the Zodiac Killer.
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What?
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Wait, what the hell are
you guys talking about?
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See...
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the Zodiac was a serial killer
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who terrorized San
Francisco in the '70s.
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To this day, never been caught.
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I know who the Zodiac Killer is.
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Why are you saying that it's Karl?
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'Cause Karl is the Zodiac Killer.
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- Sometimes you don't listen.
- Ah...
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Okay, I get what this is.
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You're trying to look out
for me by trashing the guy
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that I'm dating... it's very cute.
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My older brother used
to do the same thing.
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Honey, we're not trashing him.
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He was a serial murderer,
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and we still like him.
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He hasn't killed anyone since the '70s.
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No harm, no foul, right? Date away.
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The Zodiac Killer does not live
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at Shady Meadows, okay?
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Karl is very sweet, and
tonight we're gonna go out
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and we're gonna do stuff.
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Sex stuff!
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Ooh!
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I'll bet Margaret and the Zodiac Killer
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will make a really sweet couple.
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Fellas, I just got back from
the west wing bathroom,
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and there is no easy way to say this.
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Someone didn't flush.
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We're just talking about pee, right?
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Hank, look in my eyes.
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You think I'm just talking pee?
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Was it stall one, the sacred stall?
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Where else would I go?
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It's the best stall in
all of Shady Meadows.
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The seat is always the
perfect temperature,
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not too hot, not too cold.
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It's like sitting on Goldilocks.
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I'm only asking because
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- it happened to me as well.
- What?
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Wait a minute. You're
saying this is a trend?
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Well, why didn't you
bring this up before?
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Because it seemed like a
weird thing to talk about.
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To be honest, it still does.
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Allison?
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We got something very important
to talk to you about.
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Uh, can it wait? I...
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would rather not talk to you guys.
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Well, likewise, honey,
but this is urgent.
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Someone left a doodie in the west wing.
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Okay, that is a problem.
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I'll send someone to clean it up. Where?
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The toilet.
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Look at that. Problem solved.
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What has happened to decency
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and decorum in this great nation?
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- It's like nobody cares.
- Yeah.
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Going to the grocery
store in your pajamas.
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- Put some damn clothes on!
- Yes.
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Getting four and five samples
over at the Froyo place,
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knowing good and well you know
what strawberries taste like!
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And now you're gonna walk away
from the greatest responsibility
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you have as a citizen:
flushing the toilet?!
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I let the pajamas go.
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- Yeah.
- I let the Froyo go.
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But I will not, by God,
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let this go.
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Amen, brother.
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We have got to find this monster
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before he strikes again.
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Gentlemen, this may be
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the most important thing we ever do!
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Yeah.
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I am having such a great time, Karl.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way,
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you smell amazing.
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- Really? What can I say?
- Mm.
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- Today's laundry day.
- Mm.
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You don't want to dance
with me on Thursday.
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Thanks for the tip. I won't.
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That's a joke. I always
wear clean clothes.
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Mmm. I know, Karl.
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I'd be honored to dance with
you any day of the week.
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Oh, well, back at you.
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Who knew you were such a great dancer?
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Well, that's the best thing
about dating someone new,
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isn't it? Discovering things about them.
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Like how you told me you
have Lee Majors' face
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tattooed on your thigh.
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No regrets.
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Oh, I don't want this night to end.
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Well, it doesn't have to.
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We can go back to my
place and keep dancing.
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Karl...
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how would you like to
meet Lee Majors tonight?
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Gonna need a check over here.
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That damn waiter's still ignoring us.
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I know. He's been terrible.
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I could go psycho on that guy.
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Or like this...
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Shh.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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So, how about we go back to
your place for that dance?
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Now, if we're gonna find this person,
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we need to start with
a list of suspects.
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That way we can, um...
flush out the non-flusher.
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You see what I did there?
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Ah, I saw it and I loved it.
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Oh, yep, the suspect list
was always, uh, "step one"
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back when I was on the force.
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- You were a cop?
- Security guard at Woolworth's.
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They let me go when I stole a
bunch of stuff from Woolworth's.
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Well, thanks for ruining my date, guys.
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I was having a great night with Karl,
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and then all I could think
about was the Zodiac Killer.
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Well, that makes sense,
'cause you were on a date
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with the Zodiac Killer, so...
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Y'all. Y'all!
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Y'all.
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Our stall got hit again, didn't it?
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It got hit hard.
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I weep for America.
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This is not why George Washington
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chopped down that cherry tree.
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What the hell are you
guys talking about?
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Someone has not been flushing
in the west wing stall.
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Lord, I need to hang
out with more women.
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Can somebody just please explain to me
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this whole Zodiac theory?
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All right, your boyfriend
Karl lived in the Bay area
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during the '60s and '70s,
where the Zodiac worked.
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Karl is obsessed with lakes,
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where a bunch of the
Zodiac's crimes occurred.
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Karl also loves puzzles.
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Just like the Zodiac.
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Puzzles! Lakes! 1970s! Karl!
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We don't have time for this!
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So your stupid situation is
more important than the fact
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that you think I might be
dating a serial killer?
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Ex-serial killer. He retired.
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Just like we all did.
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- This is a retirement community.
- Yeah.
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I used to be a meter reader.
I don't think you're worried
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about me trying to read
meters again, are you?
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So this is all the
evidence you have, huh?
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Karl is not the Zodiac Killer.
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He's a great guy. He is harmless.
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And I am done entertaining
this ridiculous theory.
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Annoying.
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Great job, Karl. See you later.
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Hey, girlfriends!
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What?
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Us?
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Yeah. I just want to ask my
gals a couple of questions
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about one of the guys that's
in your art class, Karl.
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Like, does he have a personal file
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I could maybe make a quick copy of?
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Well, Margaret, that's confidential.
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It would be unethical.
I would lose my job...
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He was born in Oakland, spent
some time in the Navy.
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And such an expressive artist.
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I actually have one of his
paintings right here.
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Punam, I really don't think we
should be sharing anything th...
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Oh, my God!
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That's a little intense.
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A little intense? There's
a dead body in it.
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All right, well,
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a painting doesn't prove anything.
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I'm just gonna turn that over.
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I'm gonna level with you girls.
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Karl and I are dating.
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- Aw...
- Oh...
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And, uh, I get all of my love advice
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from three male idiots
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who are currently
obsessed with a toilet.
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- So I need some help.
- Okay,
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you're looking for a little
Sex and the City action.
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Lucky for you I'm a Carrie
with a Miranda rising.
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I'm an Aiden.
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So... okay, here's what I do.
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Since my divorce, I
sabotage every relationship
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before it even gets off the ground.
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And I... I don't want
to do that with Karl.
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But I-I can't get a read on him.
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Well, I have this test I use
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to separate the good guys from the bad.
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I "spill" a glass of wine on them.
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If he flips out, I break up with him.
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But if he's cool about it,
I let him stick around...
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until he breaks up with me.
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Would you mind repeating all of that?
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I'm sorry, I got distracted
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by how awful your life sounds.
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All right, we got to start
narrowing down our suspect list.
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Well, well, well.
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What have we here?
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Dudley seems to have sprouted a tail.
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A TP tail.
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I'm going in. I'll be the good cop,
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like I was at Sears after I
got fired at Woolworth's.
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So once Charlie softens him up,
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then I'll go in as the, uh, bad cop.
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Then I'll swoop in as the
exasperated police chief
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who's sick of your antics,
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but if he's honest with himself,
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it's because you remind him of himself
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when he was a young detective.
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There's more, isn't there?
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Yeah, yeah. His name is Dutch,
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and his wife is banging a contractor.
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Charlie, your fingertips
are magic wands.
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You're casting a spell on me.
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All right, Dudley, your
little spa day is over.
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That's right, bad cop is here.
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You don't seem so bad to me, friend.
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I'm minutes away from retirement,
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and you two knuckleheads
are playing games?
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My name is Dutch.
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We know what you've been doing
in the west wing bathroom.
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All right, all right, I confess.
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I drink from the bathroom sink.
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I didn't want to hurt anyone.
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The-the... That's it?
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I mean, that's a little
weird, but that's it?
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Man, get out of here, Dudley.
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You got it.
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Good hang, you guys.
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Oh, my God, it has been so long
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00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,470
since somebody cooked for me.
257
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:23,520
When I was married, either
I handled it myself
258
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,670
or it didn't happen.
259
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,680
Same went for our sex life.
260
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:30,750
Well, I love to cook.
261
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,880
Oh, no, no, no, no.
262
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,190
Allow me.
263
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:41,179
Nothing like a perfectly sharpened blade
264
00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,240
slicing through flesh.
265
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,270
Mmm. Mmm.
266
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,270
That is so good.
267
00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,610
You know,
268
00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:59,880
you don't have to cut every
single piece for me.
269
00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:02,580
Oh, would you like to cut our steaks?
270
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:05,950
I think we could each cut our own.
271
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,440
You have the best ideas.
272
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,020
You're like a breath of fresh air.
273
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:15,890
You know, it's funny.
274
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,576
When you first start
dating, everybody's trying
275
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,439
- to be the best version of themselves.
- Mm-hmm.
276
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,139
I think it's time we
pull the curtain back
277
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,299
and dig a little deeper.
278
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,680
Mm-hmm. Open up the old chest cavity
279
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,599
and rummage around in the guts, huh?
280
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,980
Sure.
281
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,330
So, uh, let's put the
cards on the table.
282
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,400
I will go first.
283
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:41,420
In the past, I have
sabotaged relationships
284
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,490
just as they were getting
good, over stupid stuff...
285
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,390
The past is the past, babe.
My past is tricky, too, okay?
286
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,490
I've hurt people. Badly.
287
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:51,490
I think that's where my
night terrors come from.
288
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:57,219
W-Well, let's talk about that...
uh, hurting people.
289
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,879
Are we talking calling them names, or...
290
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,500
I don't know,
291
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,010
k-killing large numbers of them?
292
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,599
Let's not play games, Margaret.
293
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,140
I like you, you like me.
294
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:09,110
I haven't felt this way about
somebody in a long, long time.
295
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:12,820
I feel the same way, too, Karl.
296
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,020
Perfecto.
297
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,540
Here's a thought.
298
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,260
What about we go on a nice
romantic getaway this weekend?
299
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,090
Oh, I love it.
300
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,330
Perfecto, indeed.
301
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,700
I got a beautiful little
house in the country.
302
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,800
You just keep getting better
and better, don't you?
303
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,370
Mm-hmm. It's on the lake.
304
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,010
It is so secluded, you could
scream your lungs out,
305
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,310
nobody would even hear you.
306
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,040
Is that so?
307
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,150
I've tested it.
308
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:45,150
Not even the echo of a scream.
309
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,740
Oopsie.
310
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,230
Had a little spill there.
311
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,170
You're gonna love the lake house.
312
00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,740
Be sure and pack a bathing suit.
313
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,110
I thought I'd find you in here.
314
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,280
Where's the rest of the Mod Squad?
315
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,990
On stakeout, undercover.
You'll never find them.
316
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,750
Well, they're right here.
317
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,320
Those are Sid's feet,
318
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:39,130
and Hank is crowning over
the top of the stall.
319
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,779
What? There's nobody
320
00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,160
by those names in here.
321
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,280
Sid, we're in the men's bathroom...
322
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,330
why you talking like a woman?
323
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,300
Who's Sid, Hank?
324
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,580
Scram, Margaret.
325
00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:57,750
We're trying to catch a perp in the act.
326
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,480
This is the time of day when he strikes.
327
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,656
Oh. Well, good. At least you haven't
328
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,580
taken this thing too far.
329
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:05,110
Now, Karl has invited
me to go away with him
330
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,696
for the weekend, and
I'm kind of worried.
331
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,500
If I can prove that he's not the Zodiac,
332
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,820
then I can go up to the lake house
333
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,460
and get Maggy with it.
334
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:13,760
Get Maggy with it?
335
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,830
Well, look, my son gave me one of those
336
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:18,600
DNA ancestry kits last
year for Christmas.
337
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,470
Turns out we're black.
338
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,440
Anyway...
339
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:25,610
if you can get some of Karl's
saliva, we could send it in,
340
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,780
see if it matches the Zodiac's DNA.
341
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:30,900
Well, thanks, Hank. That's
actually a really smart idea.
342
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,650
Which is a weird thing to say
343
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,890
to a guy who has spent the
last three hours sitting
344
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,680
on a toilet tank.
345
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,520
Margaret, we took turns.
346
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,400
We do a five-hour stakeout
347
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,440
and this is the day he doesn't show up?
348
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,679
I'm not thinking too clearly.
349
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,330
I need to splash some
cold water on my face.
350
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:53,000
You know, we might want to
coordinate with the dining hall.
351
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,400
He'll strike tomorrow for sure,
352
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,170
because the menu is kale-heavy.
353
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:59,970
What is it, Hank?
354
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:02,880
I know why our non-flusher
didn't show up today.
355
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,750
He was doing his business here.
356
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,210
In my apartment?
357
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,320
No! No!
358
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,420
He knows we're watching
him and he's taunting us.
359
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,360
What do you want?!
360
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,930
Take a look at my
tinkle-time puzzle book.
361
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,030
The word searches, the-the jumbles,
362
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:25,600
the sudoku...
363
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,670
he solved them all.
364
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,670
Wait a minute.
365
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,010
The puzzles, the taunting...
366
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,240
it's been under our
noses this whole time.
367
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,850
The non-flusher has got to be...
368
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,550
- Karl.
- Sid.
369
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,820
Right. Karl makes a lot more sense.
370
00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,400
Oh.
371
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,120
Right. Night terrors.
372
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,470
Not loving that.
373
00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:48,520
Oh.
374
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:51,190
What was that awful noise?
375
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,150
Margaret?
376
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,790
Hi, sleepyhead.
377
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,590
What's going on here, Margaret?
378
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:09,050
Well, really funny story. My friends
379
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,900
have been playing this
practical joke on me,
380
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:13,000
and they accused you of being...
381
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,770
We know it was you, Karl.
382
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,500
What are you guys doing here?
383
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,170
Saving this great nation!
384
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,240
Ruining the west wing
bathroom was one thing,
385
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,140
but my bathroom? It's too much.
386
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:29,480
That's where I go to the bathroom.
387
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,280
How many Froyo samples
is enough for you, Karl?
388
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,240
Eight, nine?
389
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,870
Is it ten?!
390
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,640
All right, you guys,
give it a rest. Karl,
391
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,750
I just need you to answer
me one simple question.
392
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,850
Are you the Zodiac Killer?
393
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,460
He was the Zodiac Killer.
394
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,459
He is the West Wing Bandit.
395
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:55,690
Admit it, you sick son of a bitch.
396
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,110
Yes. It was me.
397
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,760
Of course it was me. You figured it out.
398
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,760
I got a thrill out of doing
my thing and watching
399
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,320
everyone spin out.
400
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,930
W-Which question are you saying yes to?
401
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,386
Margaret, you and me... I just
don't think it's gonna work out.
402
00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:11,220
You seem a little psycho.
403
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,610
Oh, no. You're not breaking up with her.
404
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,410
She's breaking up with you.
405
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:18,550
We don't let our friends
date bathroom bandits
406
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:22,020
that wipe their booties
with the U.S. Constitution.
407
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,590
And FYI, I would have
finished my puzzle book,
408
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,690
- I just needed more time.
- Wha...
409
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,760
You deserve better than this, Margaret.
410
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:33,600
You need someone who knows how
to treat a beautiful toilet.
411
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,240
W-Wait. But-but, Karl.
Wait. I just need to know.
412
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,179
Please, tell me. Karl!
413
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:42,440
Karl! Are you the Zodiac?
414
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:45,040
Blink for the first time
since I've known you
415
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,710
if you're the Zodiac.
416
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:26,380
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