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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,678 One of the best things about friendship with Turk 2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:06,233 is challenging each other to try new things 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,812 I can't believe we're going to a strip club. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,046 I don't think about it that way. It's a place to buy a burger 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,379 that's a two-and-a-half mile walk away from the hospital. 6 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:17,828 No skin! We all win! 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,657 Let's get outta here before we end up on the news. 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,924 Are you gentlemen visiting the club? 9 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,574 No, we're protesting. 10 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,606 I'm worried about the kids. 11 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,847 So what's that in your pocket? 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,783 This is... It's $38 in singles. 13 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:36,142 I bought a newspaper and this is the change from my 40. 14 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,384 Neil... 15 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,931 Sir... 16 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,151 - No pulse. - Starting CPR. 17 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,207 Call an ambulance! 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:53,732 Coming to you live as two young doctors are trying to resuscitate my cameraman. 19 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,773 Well, maybe I'm biased, but to me, 20 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,966 every doctor here at Sacred Heart is a hero. 21 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,984 Does that mean I'm a hero? I don't know. 22 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:07,256 There's my dynamic duo! 23 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,717 Dr Dorian! Dr Turk! 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,973 Holy inferiority complex, Batman! 25 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,545 How low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy? 26 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,821 It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler. 27 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,028 Damn you, sir. 28 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:25,157 Life in a hospital moves fast One second you're a hero 29 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:28,050 the next you're obsessing about evaluations 30 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:31,371 - Who cares? It's only a grade. - Really? What did you get? 31 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,743 A-plus. I turned on the waterworks and the resident changed it to A-plus-plus. 32 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:39,368 - A proud day for women everywhere. - Why are you worried? 33 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:43,228 With the hero thing, whoever evaluates you will give you a gold star. 34 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,788 Listen, Supergirl. I'm gonna break you into so many pieces 35 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:51,380 that my grandmother, who can do a 1,000-piece puzzle in an hour, 36 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,008 will never be able to put you back together, 37 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:57,428 even if she goes go back in time to when her vision was perfect. 38 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,101 Somehow I doubt it. 39 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,981 Before you deny you like looking at strange naked women again, 40 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:24,102 I should remind you that when you stay at my place, it's not a hotel. 41 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,708 The movie titles do come up on the bill. 42 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,373 I'm sticking with ''we were protesting.'' JD? 43 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,286 Outraged and disgusted. 44 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:37,718 Take Bambi out tonight. Maybe with the hype you can get him a girl. 45 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,936 Who hasn't bought us drinks yet? 46 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,634 It could happen. 47 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,931 - Don't wait up for me tonight. - OK. 48 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,406 Do you wanna get drunk and beg me for sex now 49 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,947 or wait till two o'clock tonight? 50 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,445 - Let's wait. - Cool. 51 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,551 You know, I'm off tonight. What are you doing, Carla? 52 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,687 Just having dinner with a friend. 53 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,888 Man, this is so uncomfortable 54 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,496 She's not gonna get the invite 55 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,888 Just hold your breath until it's over 56 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,426 You could take Elliot with you. 57 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,419 Great. I can't wait. 58 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,630 Have a good time tonight. 59 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,407 Lose something? 60 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,856 No, why? Did you take something? 61 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,299 - No. - What'd you take? 62 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,108 Nothing. 63 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,015 What'd you take? 64 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,298 Newbie. Come. 65 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,912 Now I think about it, I'm psyched to have Dr Cox do my evaluation 66 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,706 It'll be a chance to see what he thinks of me 67 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,289 Look, Doogie, I'm up to my cha-chas in busywork, 68 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,679 so I'm gonna take a rain check on your report card 69 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,897 and have you do it yourself. 70 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,155 You didn't even fill out my name. 71 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:10,322 Well, now, I think it's John, or Jimmy or Ji or hmm. 72 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,858 It's in the J family. 73 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:16,195 But if you get in trouble, just ask the nurses for help. 74 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,914 Sir, I've been the hospital's legal counsel for, 75 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:26,369 well, let's just say, when I started, I had hair. 76 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,997 And a wife and family. 77 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,662 The point is, I'll never get a raise 78 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,575 without support of senior staff like yourself. 79 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:40,246 - Can't do it. - Well, you did what you could. 80 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,327 Dr Dorian, how are you? 81 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,641 - These evaluations... - Just a pleasantry, keep it moving. 82 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:50,420 Listen, all the publicity you and your friend have been getting, 83 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,175 it would be silly not to milk it a little bit. 84 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,846 See if we can't promote the hospital, what do you say? 85 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,936 OK, whose breasts haven't I signed yet? 86 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,098 - It could happen. - Excuse me? 87 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,902 Anything for the hospital. 88 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,365 - So what are we doing tonight? - Go out to dinner, I guess. 89 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,322 Dinner! Where are we gonna eat? 90 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:18,554 - Don't know, some restaurant. - Some restaurant! 91 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:22,970 Be honest... Does this look hip enough? 92 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:26,595 Since when are khakis, a pink shirt and a neckerchief not hip? 93 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:27,861 True. 94 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,522 - Hi. - Hey, Darryl. 95 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:38,225 I have to make a quick call. So, Patricia, Darryl, this is Elliot. 96 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:40,616 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 97 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,835 - I'm gonna get out of here. - OK. 98 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,000 Thanks for the ride. 99 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,568 - Someone's a cradle-robber. - Darryl's my son. 100 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:52,561 The only way he could be your son was if you had him when you were 15. 101 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,403 14. 102 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,072 I was close. 103 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:01,430 I'm sorry, that was my mom. I'm gonna have to cancel. 104 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,447 I can't evaluate myself 105 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:07,128 Would you describe me as warm, professional, or both? 106 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,835 I'd describe you as ''I'm on my lunch.'' 107 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,948 I don't know whether to be easy or hard on myself... 108 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:16,440 Can't you see I'm watching my stories? 109 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:21,105 I can't, honey Parker wants me to assist 110 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,975 Dr Cox. Have you been here the whole time? 111 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:28,134 No, I just came in through the couch door. Move. 112 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,777 You said you were too busy to do my evaluation. 113 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,692 I am. 114 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,888 Didn't her daddy sell the coalmine? 115 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:40,017 - Contract didn't stick. - That's interesting. 116 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:47,028 We're almost ready. Anything you wanna say before we get started? 117 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,156 Yeah, I've got something to say to Dr Cox. 118 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:55,044 I'm gonna give you the best damn evaluation that you ever did see. 119 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:59,530 And this Friday, at the Steel Cage Medi-Slam, 120 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:04,106 I'm gonna give you a physical you ain't never gonna forget. 121 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:08,341 I'm gonna probe ya, cos I'm The Intern. 122 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,819 Nothing. OK, I'll be right back. 123 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:18,010 She is tasty. Watch me work a cat and mouse game with her. 124 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,985 She's married to the soundman. 125 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:24,141 That thing clipped to your collar, that's a microphone. 126 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:28,361 I'm so sorry. And I love ZZ Top. 127 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,327 I'm not looking forward to this. 128 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,691 OK, we're rolling. So, how's my cameraman doing? 129 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,664 Good enough that he asked me for mouth-to-mouth again. 130 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,308 Dr Turk, are there any specific challenges 131 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,497 being a young black doctor in an inner city hospital? 132 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:53,356 I wanna hear this. Is it possible to turn up the volume? 133 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,158 That's as high as it goes. 134 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,415 Listen, let me tell you what happened. 135 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,516 Damn. 136 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:23,216 When I saw that it was missing, did you not think I'd come to you? 137 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,381 I don't know what you're talking about. 138 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,820 So you're gonna play it that way, huh? 139 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,201 Touché. 140 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,065 - I finished my evaluation. - Great. 141 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:44,548 I thought it would take longer so the marching band won't be here until later. 142 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:47,489 Enjoy. I think you'll find it's a good read. 143 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,208 Hey, Newbie. This thing actually does matter, 144 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,919 so were you completely honest with yourself? 145 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,515 Yeah. 146 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,625 Say it right into the camera, hotshot. 147 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,763 Now you can have this thing back any time you want. 148 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,880 You're gonna have to bark like a dog, though. 149 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,645 I'm not gonna bark like... 150 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,992 It's your call. 151 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:14,705 Woof. 152 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,950 Good boy. 153 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,337 At the very least, I'm gonna end today on a good note 154 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,312 I got something to show you. 155 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:25,789 Is this an uncomfortable moment that'll change our friendship? 156 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,980 No, no. You're going to like it. 157 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,949 Good, cos I need some good news, man. 158 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:35,067 Can you believe that news lady? ''What's it like to be a black doctor?'' 159 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,317 I just wish this was over. 160 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,939 Why have we stopped? 161 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,423 Roll 'em up 162 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,025 Why do you think I wanna be a part of this? 163 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:27,643 Kelso said it would make us role models. I just assumed... 164 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,345 Everybody assumes that I'm a good athlete, 165 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,425 or that I grew up poor, or that I love Sanford and Son 166 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,147 But you do love Sanford And Son 167 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,055 We both do. 168 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:52,163 That's what I'm talking about. 169 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:12,327 If Dr Kelso wants me to be a role model for the community 170 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:16,176 because I'm a great doctor, great. I will sign on the dotted line. 171 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,656 But that's not what this is about. 172 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:22,042 All my life I've been singled out because I'm black. 173 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,728 - I didn't enter the contest! - Smile for the picture. 174 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:32,245 - Remember our college brochure? - They put you on the cover. 175 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,758 Twice? 176 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,244 It's different this time, now it's both of us. 177 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,103 You can still see my hand on your shoulder. 178 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,373 That's when I realised, I'm not gonna let people take advantage of me 179 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,516 This is unfair. You're supposed to do my evaluation. 180 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,114 And you know what? You're gonna do it, buddy boy. 181 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,672 Buddy boy? 182 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,452 Why, I oughta... 183 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,605 - I'm serious. - Relax, Newbie. 184 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,449 It's just an evaluation, it should be easy. 185 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,293 If it's that easy, it won't take you long to do it. 186 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:24,768 All right, don't worry about it, Newbie. I'll evaluate the hell right out of you. 187 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:28,824 - When? - The second I get off work. 188 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,197 - Fine! - Fine. 189 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,164 Great! Here it is. 190 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,052 - You get off, like, six-ish, or...? - Danger. 191 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,037 You're gonna have to see her eventually. 192 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:53,459 No. I know the layout to the air-duct system like the back of my hand. 193 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,890 Of course I'm gonna have to see her again. 194 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,578 So this is the part where it's my fault? 195 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,089 Turk, if you could have seen the look on her face... 196 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:07,112 If I think about it again, it's gonna make me cry. 197 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,088 What am I gonna do? 198 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,842 Keep doing what you're doing. Eventually, she'll quit and move. 199 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,961 - Why am I talking to you? - What?! 200 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,481 You're such a guy. 201 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,907 You can't understand something this deep on any real emotional level. 202 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:24,452 I'm sorry about the poster. It was racially insensitive. 203 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,874 I should've been aware of your feelings. 204 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,288 There's never been an issue of race between us. 205 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,668 You've been nothing but a friend to me. 206 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,368 - I love you, man. - Hit me one. 207 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,674 Keep it real. 208 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:44,097 We've got some things to work out but we'll get there. 209 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,443 We'll get there. 210 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:52,090 Sure, it hurt. But you know what? I'm not gonna wallow in self pity. 211 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:56,890 Right after work, I'm gonna go downtown and just tear it up. 212 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,367 Maybe I'll have a cigarette, just get a little crazy, 213 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,741 and head wherever the night takes me. 214 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,612 What's that, now? 215 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,429 Thanks so much! 216 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,732 Taxi! 217 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,988 Hey, baby, how much? 218 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,441 Hey, don't go away, man! 219 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,346 Get me the hell outta here. Hurry! 220 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,012 Here's what we're gonna do. 221 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:51,057 I'm gonna leave the cart in the closet and leave the closet unlocked. 222 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:56,301 lf, by magic, it should happen to reappear, I won't ask any questions. 223 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,993 I don't even know what ''it'' is. 224 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,829 Then why take it? 225 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:09,069 Well, if it isn't Dr Turk, the friendly face of Sacred Heart. 226 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,641 Yeah. 227 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:15,654 Dr Kelso, about these posters... They're making me uncomfortable. 228 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:20,508 I'm so sorry. I didn't realise you felt that way. 229 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:24,629 Well, here's what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna leave them up. 230 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,272 I can live with that. Or I can sue you. 231 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:38,340 Dr Turk, you are an employee here. I can advertise however I wish. 232 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,282 I can use your image, your name, 233 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,839 I can manufacture tiny little Dr Turk action figures. 234 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,948 It'll cost $12.95. When you pull the string, it says: 235 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,067 ''I don't like these posters!'' 236 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,630 - Isn't that right, Ted? - Definitely, sir. 237 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:56,183 You'd certainly be vulnerable from a legal standpoint. 238 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,847 How vulnerable? 239 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:02,436 That lawsuit would be over so quickly, bring cab fare to the courthouse, 240 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,910 since Dr Turk will be driving your Beamer home to his place. 241 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,398 Hippie. 242 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,163 God, that felt good. 243 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,704 Who's the man? 244 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,884 - Is it me? - Damn right it's you. 245 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,734 Right, man. 246 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,200 It's me. 247 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:44,841 Elliot... There's no excuse for what I did. 248 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,999 No, there's not. 249 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,497 - Are we done? - I'm really sorry. 250 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:58,591 Don't be. If I was going out with my friend I wouldn't invite you. 251 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:03,929 Yes, I would. She'd like you better and neither of you would talk to me again. 252 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,702 I only did it because I hadn't seen Patricia in a long time. 253 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,742 You did it cos I don't fit in with you and your friend. 254 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:15,384 It's no surprise. It's not like I've ever fit in anywhere. 255 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:20,176 Carla, your friend Patricia's here. There's a problem with her son. 256 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,137 Why so sad, Marshmallow? 257 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,684 Stay calm stay calm, stay calm 258 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,996 Oh, good. He's not here 259 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,999 Dr Cox? 260 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,463 It's time. Sit down. 261 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:48,504 What do you want me to say? That you're great? 262 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,727 That you're raising the bar for interns everywhere? 263 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,255 I'm cool with that. 264 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,247 I'm not gonna say that. You're OK. 265 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,410 You might be better than that some day but now all I see is 266 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,295 a guy worried about what everybody thinks of him 267 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,491 that he has no real belief in himself. 268 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:11,380 I mean, did you even wonder why I told you to do your own evaluation? 269 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,284 I can't think of a safe answer, I just... 270 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,823 Clam up! 271 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,565 I wanted you to think about yourself. 272 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,599 And I mean really think. 273 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:26,640 What are you good at? What do you suck at? I wanted it down on paper, 274 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:31,289 not so I could see it, or anybody else, but so that you could see it. 275 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,606 Ultimately, you don't have to answer to me, or to Kelso, 276 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:38,133 you don't even have to answer to your patients, for God's sake. 277 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,565 You only have to answer to one guy, Newbie, and that's you! 278 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,256 There... 279 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,776 You are... evaluated. 280 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,716 Get the hell outta my sight. 281 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:02,199 You, honest to God, get me so angry I'm afraid I might hurt myself. 282 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,085 So what are you? One of the male nurses? 283 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,949 Actually, I'm a surgeon. I'm doing this as a favour for Carla. 284 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,630 Carla is fine. What's she doing with you? 285 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,333 Slummin' a little, God bless her heart. 286 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,729 This is a knife cut, huh? 287 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,788 Yeah, it's cool. 288 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:28,585 See this right here? Pinched it in a door. Two stitches. 289 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,596 - Oh, man. You hardcore, man. - Hell, yeah! 290 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,804 Darryl's gonna be fine but I'm worried about you. 291 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,718 You're upset. I'll set you up in a room with some fluids and a Valium. 292 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,121 - Elliot, thank you. - There you are. 293 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,294 Elliot, you're coming, right? 294 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,549 - In a sec. - Are you all right? 295 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,327 It's funny how our perceptions can be so off 296 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,276 Hot cocoa, sweetie? 297 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,702 Thanks. 298 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,928 Anytime. 299 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,587 Like when you're searching for a place to fit in 300 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,094 and you don't realise you've been there the whole time 301 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:11,936 Or how posters can't turn you into a role model if you've been one for years 302 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,753 Of course, in my case I knew exactly where I stood 303 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,967 And it didn't feel that good 304 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,972 I would like to make special mention of one intern here, 305 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,784 John Dorian. 306 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,372 Smart kid, extremely competent, and his enthusiasm 307 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,881 and his determination to always be better 308 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,264 is something I see in him 24 hours a day. 309 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:40,206 He cares. Probably cares too much. 310 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,717 But he's definitely somebody you don't want to lose. 311 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:47,388 If you have any questions... I could give a crap, I'm goin' home. 312 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,375 You all get paid too much for doing nothing. 313 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,655 Oh, good, Newbie. You found a specialty. 314 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,233 No, I just dropped my pen. 315 00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,132 Well, look what magically found its way back home. 316 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,615 What? Your window cleaner? 317 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,159 No. Ammonia. 318 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,181 This is window cleaner, right... 319 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,457 Why? 320 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,160 Now that's just bad luck 321 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,000 25628

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