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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:22,959 Ya-hoo-hoo! 2 00:00:23,047 --> 00:00:25,038 Ya-hoo-hoo! 3 00:00:27,647 --> 00:00:29,478 Yahoo! 4 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:47,044 Yahoo! 5 00:01:50,887 --> 00:01:54,243 Yahoo! Whoo-hoo! 6 00:02:05,607 --> 00:02:07,438 Well, if I don't bet 'em... 7 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:10,883 ya may not think I got 'em, so I'm bettin'. 8 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,758 That's good. 9 00:02:19,847 --> 00:02:24,159 A deuce in the hole in this game is good as an ace. 10 00:02:24,247 --> 00:02:28,877 Thought you was tough, Kent. 11 00:02:28,967 --> 00:02:32,437 Too good for me, Claggett. Deal me out a hand. 12 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,881 I never knew money was so easy to get. 13 00:03:08,327 --> 00:03:10,158 ♪ It was Little Joe the wrangler ♪ 14 00:03:10,247 --> 00:03:12,078 ♪ He will wrangle never more ♪ 15 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:15,603 - ♪ For his days with the round-up they are o'er ♪ -♪ They are o'er ♪ 16 00:03:15,687 --> 00:03:18,918 ♪ 'Twas a year ago last April when he rode up to our camp ♪ 17 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:22,886 - ♪ Just a little Texas stray and nothing more ♪ -♪ And nothing more ♪ 18 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:24,878 - ♪ LittleJoe ♪ - ♪ LittleJoe ♪ 19 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,798 - ♪ LittleJoe ♪ -♪ LittleJoe ♪ 20 00:03:26,887 --> 00:03:30,436 - ♪ Oh, whatever become of him, I don't know ♪ -♪ She don't know ♪ 21 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:33,883 ♪ Oh, he sure did like his liquor and it would have got his ticker ♪ 22 00:03:33,967 --> 00:03:37,039 ♪ But the sheriff got him quicker, yee-yahoo ♪ 23 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:39,357 ♪ Yee-yahoo ♪ 24 00:03:39,447 --> 00:03:41,278 - ♪ Little Joe ♪ - ♪ Little Joe ♪ 25 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:43,198 - ♪ Little Joe ♪ - ♪ Little Joe ♪ 26 00:03:43,287 --> 00:03:46,484 - ♪ Oh, wherever his body lies I don't know ♪ - ♪ She don't know ♪ 27 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:49,957 ♪ When the yellow moon was beamin' he could wrangle like a demon ♪ 28 00:03:50,047 --> 00:03:54,438 - ♪ And you'd always hear him screamin' yee-yahoo ♪ -♪ Yee-yahoo ♪ 29 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,643 - ♪ LittleJoe ♪ -♪ LittleJoe ♪ 30 00:03:56,727 --> 00:03:58,558 - ♪ Little Joe ♪ - ♪ Little Joe ♪ 31 00:03:58,647 --> 00:04:02,196 - ♪ Oh, whatever he's doing now I don't know ♪ - ♪ She don't know ♪ 32 00:04:02,287 --> 00:04:05,757 ♪ He had women by the dozens and he swore they was his cousins ♪ 33 00:04:05,847 --> 00:04:09,203 ♪ 'Til he met up with their husband, yee-yahoo ♪ 34 00:04:09,287 --> 00:04:12,245 - ♪ Yee-hoo ♪♪ - Yee-yahoo! 35 00:04:35,207 --> 00:04:37,038 Aah! 36 00:04:37,127 --> 00:04:39,561 ♪ Oh, Little Joe ♪ 37 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,638 ♪ Little Joe ♪ 38 00:04:41,727 --> 00:04:44,958 ♪ Whatever happened to him I don't know ♪ 39 00:04:45,047 --> 00:04:47,277 ♪ But I sure do like my liquor ♪ 40 00:04:47,367 --> 00:04:49,597 ♪ But I can see ya got it quicker ♪ 41 00:04:49,687 --> 00:04:52,963 ♪ And I hope it makes you sick, you buffalo ♪♪ 42 00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:06,516 - How's everybody doing? - Not bad. Not bad. 43 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:10,316 - I could use a little touch of that rabbit's foot of yours. - I say you could. 44 00:05:10,407 --> 00:05:13,046 He'll need more than a rabbit's foot to catch up with me. 45 00:05:13,127 --> 00:05:15,960 I'll more than likely own this whole shebang before the night's over. 46 00:05:16,047 --> 00:05:18,686 Then you'll be workin' for me, Frenchy. 47 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:20,883 That's fine. Maybe I can get a little raise. 48 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:23,242 You betcha can. You betcha can. 49 00:05:23,327 --> 00:05:25,238 Anybody like a sandwich? 50 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:27,682 - No, but I'll have some coffee. - Me too. 51 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:30,042 - Yeah, I'll take some. - None for me, thanks. 52 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,998 Bet 50. 53 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:44,764 Oh. I'll stay. 54 00:05:44,847 --> 00:05:49,125 Let's keep the small fry out. I'll make it 1 00. 55 00:05:49,207 --> 00:05:51,118 I fold. 56 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,278 Ace, ten bets. 57 00:05:57,367 --> 00:06:01,201 Ace oughta be worth about, uh, 500. 58 00:06:01,287 --> 00:06:03,357 Not me. 59 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,881 I'll stay. 60 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:07,878 I drop. 61 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:11,684 Pair of eights bets. 62 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,684 Bet 1 ,000. 63 00:06:15,767 --> 00:06:17,598 Pair of eights, huh? 64 00:06:17,687 --> 00:06:20,485 Well, I got an eight myself, so I don't think you got three of'em. 65 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:24,401 But just to find out, I'll bump ya 2,000. Eh, Frenchy? 66 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:26,921 - All or nothin', I always say. - Me too. 67 00:06:32,607 --> 00:06:34,438 I'll call. 68 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,882 Last card coming up. 69 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,879 - Pair of aces bets. - Pair of aces. 70 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:43,403 - I guess that oughta fold ya up. - Wait a minute. 71 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,557 Make your bet. 72 00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:48,286 Ya mean ya ain't droppin'? 73 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,756 I'm still in. 74 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:58,077 And I still don't think ya got three eights, so pop goes the weasel. 75 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:02,365 Think that's enough? 76 00:07:02,447 --> 00:07:05,166 Don't you? 77 00:07:05,247 --> 00:07:07,363 You're bettin'. 78 00:07:13,807 --> 00:07:18,198 Well, dern my hide. I got a 3,000-acre ranch... 79 00:07:18,287 --> 00:07:21,484 and 1,500 head of cattle worth at least $ 1 0,000... 80 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:24,081 that says you don't want any part of it. 81 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:26,362 - Ohh! - Golly, that's hot! 82 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,358 Can't ya be more careful, Frenchy? 83 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,961 My heel caught on something. Let me wipe you off. 84 00:07:31,047 --> 00:07:33,561 Oh, that's all right, Frenchy. Accidents'll happen. 85 00:07:33,647 --> 00:07:35,638 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. Forget it. Forget it. 86 00:07:35,727 --> 00:07:38,321 Let's play poker. Callin' my bet or ain't ya? 87 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:43,285 I'll call. 88 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:46,484 Three shining aces. 89 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,956 Where? 90 00:07:57,167 --> 00:08:00,557 I had an ace in the hole. How'd that deuce get there? 91 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,525 - Maybe you only seen one end of it. - I saw what I saw. 92 00:08:03,607 --> 00:08:05,916 Well, I guess that makes my two pair good. 93 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:08,726 - You take your hands off that pot. - Behave yourself. 94 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:11,116 - You keep outta this. - You were bluffing, and you were called. 95 00:08:11,207 --> 00:08:13,675 You're all a bunch of crooks, but ya ain't cheatin' me. 96 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,598 Take it easy, partner. 97 00:08:15,687 --> 00:08:17,837 I'll show ya how I'll take it. 98 00:08:17,927 --> 00:08:20,122 Quiet! Quiet! 99 00:08:20,207 --> 00:08:22,163 Quiet! 100 00:08:25,647 --> 00:08:27,683 Boys. 101 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,566 - Nice work, honey. - Practise makes perfect. 102 00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:40,720 Well, that does it. This gives us a solid strip of land right across the valley. 103 00:08:40,807 --> 00:08:42,638 And what do we do now? 104 00:08:42,727 --> 00:08:45,366 Nothin' 'til them cattle men try to drive their herds through without payin'. 105 00:08:45,447 --> 00:08:49,565 - How many steers will come through? - Last year, there were 350,000. 106 00:08:49,647 --> 00:08:52,445 Now, if we charge 'em 25 cents a head-- 107 00:08:52,527 --> 00:08:55,121 - That makes-- - $8 7,500. 108 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:57,038 - Now that's money. - We're rich. 109 00:08:57,127 --> 00:08:59,118 I'll get my gal's teeth plugged with diamonds... 110 00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:01,198 and just sit and watch her smile. 111 00:09:01,287 --> 00:09:04,597 Uh-uh. I'll take care of that. 112 00:09:06,727 --> 00:09:10,083 I'd rather have cash in the bank. 113 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,844 And stay outta here! 114 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,198 Just a minute, Claggett. 115 00:09:39,087 --> 00:09:41,601 - Where you going with that rifle? - You let me alone, Keogh. 116 00:09:41,687 --> 00:09:44,360 I'm gonna kill that dirty cheat if it's the last thing I do. 117 00:09:44,447 --> 00:09:47,917 Now take it easy. You ain't gonna kill nobody. What's this all about? 118 00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:50,805 That low-down skunk sucked me into bettin' my ranch and cattle... 119 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:53,606 - and then switched cards on me. - So Kent got you too, did he? 120 00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:55,564 He thinks he did. Gimme that gun! 121 00:09:55,647 --> 00:09:58,241 Now, you go on home. I'll see that they don't get your ranch. 122 00:09:58,327 --> 00:10:00,966 - There's only one way to stop Kent. - I'll take care of that too. 123 00:10:01,047 --> 00:10:03,800 I been waitin' a long time to catch up with that tin horn. 124 00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:07,197 Now go on home. Go on. Go on before you get yourself killed. 125 00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:18,276 - Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff. What's up? What's up? - Not a thing, Wash. 126 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,198 Oh, ya can't fool me. 127 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,199 I can see by the look in yer eye and the way you're a-walkin'. 128 00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:26,597 You know, when Tom Destry walked like that, he was stalking his prey. 129 00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:29,485 Now, if there's anything I can do to help ya, I'll do it. 130 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:32,320 No, thanks, Wash. I got no need for you and your banjo right now. 131 00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:35,717 When I was Destry's deputy, I was good with guns. I was equal to any emergency. 132 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:38,879 I know. I know. Some other time. 133 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:42,198 Aw, laugh! Laugh, you coyotes! 134 00:10:42,287 --> 00:10:44,482 Lookin' for somebody, Sheriff? 135 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:46,478 Yes, I aim to find out from Kent... 136 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:49,684 why he's turnin' that poker game into a land-grab business. 137 00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:52,565 Oh. 138 00:10:52,647 --> 00:10:55,764 Now you'll do a lot better for yourself if you come over and buy me a drink. 139 00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:59,317 - I know what's good for me. - I'm sure ya do. 140 00:10:59,407 --> 00:11:02,922 Frenchy, they don't believe me. 141 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:05,475 They don't know what a big man I was. 142 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:08,684 - I was Tom Destry's deputy, wasn't I? - Sure, sure, sure. 143 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,600 - There, you see? - Go and buy yourself something to drink. 144 00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:13,564 Oh! 145 00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:20,838 - How'd everything go up there? - I still serve the best coffee in Bottleneck. 146 00:11:20,927 --> 00:11:23,760 What'd Keogh have on his mind? 147 00:11:23,847 --> 00:11:27,283 Oh, he was just getting a little curious about that real estate business. 148 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:30,962 I think I'll have to buy myself an option on his curiosity. 149 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:38,203 I think you'll have to buy yourself a whole new sheriff. 150 00:11:38,287 --> 00:11:40,164 If you can find one. 151 00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:50,807 - What are ya doing? - I didn't do it. I didn't do it. 152 00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:53,606 - What's the matter with you? - Oh, Miss Frenchy, I was just tryin' to shut out... 153 00:11:53,687 --> 00:11:56,155 the boomin' and the bangin' of them there pop guns. 154 00:11:56,247 --> 00:11:58,807 - What do you expect in a town like this? - I expect I's gonna remain... 155 00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:02,357 a mass of quiverin' flesh. 156 00:12:02,447 --> 00:12:04,597 What's comin' up, a new gold rush? 157 00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:06,917 We never got anything like that in New Orleans. 158 00:12:07,007 --> 00:12:10,317 Maybe so, maybe so, but it was a heap more peaceful. 159 00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:14,878 I'd like to sink my chattering teeth in some good ol' Louisiana oysters. 160 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:18,516 Here, sink your teeth Into this. Maybe that will stop the chattering. 161 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:21,644 Oh, it will help. Thanks. 162 00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:24,685 - Come in. - They're waitin' for ya, Frenchy. 163 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,804 The longer they wait, the better they like it. 164 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:38,603 ♪ All I do is dine with 'em ♪ 165 00:12:38,687 --> 00:12:43,238 ♪ And split a pint of wine with 'em ♪ 166 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:47,957 ♪ Respectable as can be ♪ 167 00:12:48,047 --> 00:12:53,838 ♪ Yet here's what they say to me ♪ 168 00:12:53,927 --> 00:12:57,283 ♪ You've got that look ♪ 169 00:12:57,367 --> 00:13:00,677 ♪ That look that leaves me weak ♪ 170 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:05,318 ♪ You with your eyes across the table technique ♪ 171 00:13:05,407 --> 00:13:08,558 ♪ You've got that look ♪ 172 00:13:08,647 --> 00:13:11,878 ♪ That look between the lines ♪ 173 00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:16,757 ♪ You with your let's get more than friendly designs ♪ 174 00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:19,486 ♪ I should be brave and say ♪ 175 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,956 ♪ Let's have no more of it ♪ 176 00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:26,882 ♪ But oh, what's the use when you know ♪ 177 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:30,880 ♪ I love it ♪ 178 00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:35,677 ♪ You'll only kill my will ♪ 179 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,644 ♪ Before I speak ♪ 180 00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:39,638 ♪ So turn on that low left hook ♪ 181 00:13:39,727 --> 00:13:42,639 ♪ That look that leaves me weak ♪ 182 00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:44,763 ♪ You've got that look ♪ 183 00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:47,680 ♪ That look that leaves me weak ♪ 184 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:53,160 ♪ You with your eyes across the table technique ♪ 185 00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:55,477 ♪ You've got that look ♪ 186 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,639 ♪ That look between the lines ♪ 187 00:13:58,727 --> 00:14:03,642 ♪ You with your let's get more than friendly designs ♪ 188 00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:06,287 ♪ I should be brave and say ♪ 189 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,927 ♪ Let's have no more of it ♪ 190 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:13,762 ♪ But oh, what's the use when you know ♪ 191 00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:17,237 ♪ I love it ♪ 192 00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,318 Whoopee! 193 00:14:19,407 --> 00:14:25,243 ♪ You'll only kill my will before I speak ♪ 194 00:14:25,327 --> 00:14:27,761 ♪ So turn on that low left hook ♪ 195 00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:30,725 ♪ That look that leaves me weak ♪♪ 196 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,882 Quiet! Shut up! 197 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:56,078 Folks, an important announcement by our mayor... 198 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,362 the honourable Hiram J. Slade. 199 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,802 Fellow citizens... 200 00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:07,596 our esteemed sheriff, Mr Joseph Keogh... 201 00:15:07,687 --> 00:15:12,158 has been suddenly called out of town on urgent business. 202 00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:14,317 He'll be gone permanent. 203 00:15:14,407 --> 00:15:18,161 - Yippee! - So it becomes necessary for me to appoint somebody... 204 00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:21,683 to fill out the unexpired term. 205 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:25,442 Therefore, with the power conferred on me... 206 00:15:25,527 --> 00:15:28,246 by statute number 85-E... 207 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,125 and other statutes thereunto appertainin'... 208 00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:34,324 I do hereby appoint to the post of sheriff... 209 00:15:34,407 --> 00:15:37,319 that paragon of courage... 210 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:40,285 that credit to his community... 211 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,165 the pride of Bottleneck... 212 00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:46,239 Mr Washington Dimsdale. 213 00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:08,804 ♪ Oh, Little Joe, Little Joe ♪ 214 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:13,005 Hooray for the new sheriff! 215 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,398 Hooray! 216 00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:24,797 - What are we cheerin' for? - It's for you, Wash. You're the new sheriff. 217 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:27,037 Hooray-- What? 218 00:16:27,127 --> 00:16:29,197 That's right, Sheriff. Congratulations. 219 00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:33,041 As mayor of Bottleneck, I here and now pronounce you sheriff. 220 00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:37,083 Drinks on the house, everybody. 221 00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:42,118 I set 'em up and you drink 'em down. 222 00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:45,085 I set 'em up and you drink 'em down. 223 00:16:51,807 --> 00:16:55,322 I set 'em up and you drink 'em down. 224 00:16:57,087 --> 00:17:00,204 This is getting monotonous! 225 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,517 Quiet, everybody! 226 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,917 To our new sheriff, Washington Dimsdale. 227 00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:08,077 A long life. 228 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:12,046 A long life. That's pretty good. 229 00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:14,595 Wash, aren't you drinking to yourself? 230 00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:16,757 Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. 231 00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,725 Frenchy, am I really the sheriff? 232 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,686 - Well, sure, you are. - Then I am off the liquor. 233 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:29,806 A man has gotta choose between the bottle and the badge. 234 00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:38,595 Why, he didn't say that-- or did he? 235 00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:44,357 Laugh, you fools! 236 00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:48,235 I'm tellin' ya this town of Bottleneck has gotta respect law and order... 237 00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,318 or I'll put everybody in jail. 238 00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:58,358 The Sheriff's right. Now you can see why I chose such a strong-minded man. 239 00:17:58,447 --> 00:18:00,881 We're all with ya, Sheriff. 240 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:04,323 - If you need any help, I'll be your deputy. - No need to bother. 241 00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:07,717 I want a deputy like I was when Destry was my boss. 242 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:12,403 Why, we handled a much tougher and ornery a crowd than I see present. 243 00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:15,479 Why, when we started shootin', they ran outta town so fast... 244 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:19,196 the breeze from their coat-tails set off a sizeable windmill. 245 00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:24,165 - But Destry is dead. - That makes him the right man for the job. 246 00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:27,444 - Saves us a lot of trouble. - Is that so? 247 00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:30,405 Well, young Tom ain't dead, and his father brought him up... 248 00:18:30,487 --> 00:18:34,162 to be the toughest and fightinest man that ever growed up in the west. 249 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:38,957 He ain't got as big a name as his pa, but he cleaned up Tombstone. 250 00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:42,562 And I'm sendin' for him to be my deputy. 251 00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:45,036 And when he gets here... 252 00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:47,004 Destry will ride again. 253 00:19:12,887 --> 00:19:16,436 Hey, driver, how many times do I have to tell you... 254 00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:20,042 - to take it easy on those bumps? - I got a schedule to keep. 255 00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:22,960 - Pull in your neck. - I'll pull a neck in, but it won't be mine. 256 00:19:28,527 --> 00:19:30,757 You just wait 'til we get to a stop. 257 00:19:30,847 --> 00:19:32,883 Oh, Jack, leave the driver alone. 258 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,845 Trip's almost over. I don't mind the bumps. 259 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:39,160 I do. If he don't take it easy, I'll blow his head off. 260 00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,636 Please don't mind my brother, Mr Destry. 261 00:19:41,727 --> 00:19:44,799 He's always threatening to blow people's heads off. 262 00:19:44,887 --> 00:19:47,959 I had a friend once. His name was Stubbs. 263 00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:52,040 He was always goin' around threatenin' to blow people's heads off. 264 00:19:52,127 --> 00:19:55,483 - One day, a fella came along and took him up on it. - Well? 265 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:59,879 Well, folks say that now Stubbs' forehead... 266 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:03,801 is holdin' up the prettiest tombstone in Green Lawn Cemetery. 267 00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:05,843 Very funny. 268 00:20:05,927 --> 00:20:08,487 I been handlin' cattle around these parts for quite a spell... 269 00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:10,398 and met some of the toughest hombres they got... 270 00:20:10,487 --> 00:20:12,603 and I'm still here. 271 00:20:12,687 --> 00:20:14,723 This ain't no ornament. 272 00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:17,196 Pretty good with it. 273 00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:19,198 So was Stubbs. 274 00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,403 Meaning just exactly what? 275 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:25,196 Well, I just mean you gotta be careful who you meet up with. 276 00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:29,280 You know, you got some pretty peculiar ideas for a deputy sheriff. 277 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:32,245 - But they make sense. - Oh, so I'm supposed to ride... 278 00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:35,205 in this confounded contraption gettin' bumped around like this... 279 00:20:35,287 --> 00:20:39,963 - and grin like a baboon. - Well, maybe you should take up a hobby, like me. 280 00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:43,596 You'd be surprised the genuine rage you can work off... 281 00:20:43,687 --> 00:20:46,076 just by carving a little piece of wood. 282 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,123 Are you sure your name is Destry? 283 00:20:54,807 --> 00:20:57,037 Folks is always askin' me that. 284 00:20:57,127 --> 00:20:59,721 Oh, I beg your pardon. 285 00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:08,204 ♪ Little Joe ♪ 286 00:21:08,287 --> 00:21:10,118 ♪ Little Joe ♪ 287 00:21:10,207 --> 00:21:13,483 ♪ Whatever happened to him, I don't know ♪♪ 288 00:21:20,007 --> 00:21:22,441 Hey, boss, stage is a-comin'! 289 00:21:22,527 --> 00:21:24,518 - How far away? - On the upper ridge. 290 00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:26,598 Oh, doggone it, doggone it. 291 00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:28,518 Come here. 292 00:21:28,607 --> 00:21:30,518 Gimme a hand. 293 00:21:30,607 --> 00:21:32,802 - Is Destry really comin'? - You're darn tootin' he is... 294 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:35,447 and when he gets here, there will be a lot of folks a-goin'. 295 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,438 Come on. Put that chair in place. 296 00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:39,961 Here. There's a nickel for ya. 297 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:43,517 Jiminy, Wash. You look like a real sheriff. 298 00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:47,077 I ain't got time to argue. 299 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,123 ♪♪ 300 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,562 Lily Belle? Lily Belle? 301 00:21:51,647 --> 00:21:54,605 - What you want? - Coach is comin'. Destry will be here any minute. 302 00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:56,882 I ain't half finished his room yet. Where's Callahan? 303 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,686 - Maybe he's in the saloon. - Maybe? More than likely. 304 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:02,235 When you see that no-good Russian lummox, tell him to get over here. 305 00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:04,522 - I'll tell him. I'll tell him. - Callahan! 306 00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,484 Callahan! 307 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,957 How much have you got left? 308 00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:13,198 - I tap you, Callahan. - Please, Frenchy. I am not Callahan. 309 00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:16,438 Callahan was my wife's first husband, and he's dead. 310 00:22:16,527 --> 00:22:19,439 I am Boris Alexanderovich Stavrogin, and I like to be called by my name. 311 00:22:19,527 --> 00:22:23,042 - All right, Callahan, what do you do? - Deal. 312 00:22:24,447 --> 00:22:27,359 - King. Ace. Can you beat it? - Is my credit good? 313 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,644 - No, no, not this time. - Oh, please, Frenchy. 314 00:22:30,727 --> 00:22:33,036 - Still want to bet, huh? - Uh-huh. 315 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:35,277 All right. 316 00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:37,198 Thirty bucks against your pants. 317 00:22:37,287 --> 00:22:40,085 My pants? Oh, no. 318 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:42,886 - Thirty bucks, huh? - Mm-hmm. 319 00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:46,004 My pants. Thirty bucks. 320 00:22:46,087 --> 00:22:49,238 Yee-ha-ha! Here he comes, folks! 321 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:52,922 Stagecoach comin' around the bend! Get ready, everybody! 322 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:56,238 Come on! Destry will be here any minute. Kent, you better prepare yourself. 323 00:22:56,327 --> 00:22:59,399 You're gonna meet a man. Callahan! Callahan! 324 00:22:59,487 --> 00:23:03,036 Scoot on home. Lily Belle's lookin' for you. 325 00:23:03,127 --> 00:23:05,687 - I'll be right back, Frenchy. - Oh, I won't be here then. 326 00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:08,406 - Then we can call it all off. - No, no, no. You make up your mind right now. 327 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:11,206 Oh. Oh, what to do, what to do. 328 00:23:11,287 --> 00:23:14,165 If I leave, I probably could have won the pot and if I stay, I might lose it... 329 00:23:14,247 --> 00:23:16,886 and if I don't go and help with the baggage, my wife will skin me alive. 330 00:23:16,967 --> 00:23:18,798 Oh, your wife will skin you alive anyway. 331 00:23:18,887 --> 00:23:21,447 Come on. Maybe you've got me beat. 332 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:24,405 Aha! I've been waiting for you to tell me I've got you beat... 333 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:28,241 so I would think I have not got you beat, but I personally know I have got you beat... 334 00:23:28,327 --> 00:23:31,239 with my two kings against your lonely ace. 335 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,158 Haven't I, Frenchy? 336 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,238 Thirty bucks against your pants. 337 00:23:37,007 --> 00:23:39,601 Oh, what to do, what to do. 338 00:24:05,727 --> 00:24:07,604 Come here, you. 339 00:24:15,207 --> 00:24:19,325 That's just a small sample of what you buzzards are gonna get from now on. 340 00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:23,002 - Welcome to Bottleneck, Tom. I'm Wash. - Well, friend, I think-- 341 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:26,523 - It's a pleasure, Mr Destry. - You folks have made a mistake. I'm Jack Tyndall. 342 00:24:26,607 --> 00:24:29,758 - You ain't Destry? - No, that's me. 343 00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:31,838 You're Destry? 344 00:24:31,927 --> 00:24:35,283 Folks is always askin' me-- Well, Wash, hello. 345 00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:38,200 Haven't changed a bit. I'll be with ya soon as I help the lady here. 346 00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:43,119 - Canary bird! - Parasol. 347 00:24:45,247 --> 00:24:47,477 Put down that dern bird, will ya? 348 00:24:47,567 --> 00:24:51,116 Well, my mistake was certainly a pardonable one. How do you do, Mrs Destry? 349 00:24:51,207 --> 00:24:53,402 - No, wrong again. - Yes, I'm Janet Tyndall. 350 00:24:53,487 --> 00:24:55,796 Oh, well, you'll be needin' rooms anyway. I'll show ya across. 351 00:24:55,887 --> 00:24:58,640 Oh, come on, Mr Destry. You'll be wantin' a nice, strong cup of tea. 352 00:24:58,727 --> 00:25:00,558 Tea? 353 00:25:00,647 --> 00:25:04,481 Tea for Destry? Are you crazy? What he wants is some strong liquor. 354 00:25:04,567 --> 00:25:06,444 Come on to the saloon. 355 00:25:06,527 --> 00:25:08,916 You want a cup of tea? 356 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,840 Oh, come on, Callahan. I can't wait here all day. 357 00:25:14,887 --> 00:25:19,278 Frenchy, have I got you beat? 358 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:22,006 Why don't you call me and find out? 359 00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,718 I'll call. 360 00:25:27,807 --> 00:25:30,640 I'll bet my pants. 361 00:25:30,727 --> 00:25:32,558 Two aces. 362 00:25:32,647 --> 00:25:36,560 I was right. Why didn't I listen to myself? 363 00:25:36,647 --> 00:25:39,115 Hand over those pants. 364 00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:42,165 But, Frenchy, I can't. It's undignified. Think of my position. 365 00:25:42,247 --> 00:25:45,364 - I've met every king in Europe. - Now you've met two aces in Bottleneck. 366 00:25:45,447 --> 00:25:47,438 - Off with those pants. - No, Frenchy, you really don't mean it. 367 00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,995 - Get him, boys, get him. - Ohh! 368 00:25:50,087 --> 00:25:52,282 Everybody's laughin' at ya. 369 00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:56,440 Tom, you made an impression in this town that's gotta be eradicated right now. 370 00:25:56,527 --> 00:25:58,404 Well, Wash, don't you think them first impressions... 371 00:25:58,487 --> 00:26:00,443 are darn fool things to jump at, though? 372 00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:03,758 Around here, you gotta jump first or you don't live long. 373 00:26:03,847 --> 00:26:05,803 - Where's the saloon? - Down here. Come on. 374 00:26:05,887 --> 00:26:08,196 What you were just sayin' reminds me of a friend of mine. 375 00:26:08,287 --> 00:26:10,755 He woke up in the middle of the night and thought he saw... 376 00:26:10,847 --> 00:26:13,645 a great big white hand comin' up at him over the edge of the bed. 377 00:26:13,727 --> 00:26:16,764 So he got his gun out from under his pillow and he aimed... 378 00:26:16,847 --> 00:26:19,441 and he shot a great big hole right through his own foot. 379 00:26:19,527 --> 00:26:21,643 - No. - Yeah. Now he shouldn't have gone... 380 00:26:21,727 --> 00:26:24,446 by that first impression, should he? Huh? 381 00:26:24,527 --> 00:26:27,917 Well, it was a darn fool-- 382 00:26:28,007 --> 00:26:29,963 Aw, come on. 383 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:40,127 Oh, that was just Callahan, Lily Belle's husband. 384 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:42,880 Come along in here. Meet the folks. 385 00:26:42,967 --> 00:26:45,083 Well, folks, here he is. 386 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:48,876 I want ya all to meet my new deputy, Thomas Jefferson Destry. 387 00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:50,798 - Howdy, folks. - Welcome to Bottleneck, Destry. 388 00:26:50,887 --> 00:26:52,718 - My name's Kent. - Howdy. 389 00:26:52,807 --> 00:26:54,923 - And this is Slade, our mayor. - How are you, sir? 390 00:26:55,007 --> 00:26:57,441 Oh, Frenchy! Frenchy! Oh, here's the gal you gotta meet. 391 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,682 - This is Frenchy. - Howdy, ma'am. 392 00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:03,644 How's the weather up there? 393 00:27:03,727 --> 00:27:07,356 Yeah, yeah. Ah, come on. You can do better than that. 394 00:27:07,447 --> 00:27:09,517 You know, Frenchy is the real boss of Bottleneck. 395 00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:13,680 - Oh, well, always like to know who's boss. - You'll find out. 396 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:16,725 Come on, everybody. Have a drink on Callahan's pants. 397 00:27:27,607 --> 00:27:30,485 Mr Destry, before we start drinking... 398 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:33,445 I think you and me ought to come to an understanding. 399 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,643 Well, I'm all for folks understanding each other. 400 00:27:35,727 --> 00:27:38,639 - That's a mighty fine idea, Mr Kent. - I'm glad you agree with me. 401 00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:41,480 So I'll start by telling you that I have a-- 402 00:27:41,567 --> 00:27:43,398 very peculiar hobby. 403 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,955 Uh-huh. So have I. 404 00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:49,437 Mine's, uh, carving napkin rings. What's yours? 405 00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:54,996 Mine's collecting deputy sheriff's guns. 406 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:58,682 Whenever I meet a new deputy, I always ask him for his gun. 407 00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:00,803 And I ask him real nice. 408 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,718 Well, I'm sorry, Mr Kent. 409 00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:06,038 I'm afraid this here is one gun your collection's gonna be minus. 410 00:28:12,127 --> 00:28:14,561 - You mean I'm gonna have to take it? - If you can. 411 00:28:14,647 --> 00:28:19,004 Now hold on, hold on. Don't get excited here. 412 00:28:19,087 --> 00:28:21,920 I was just tryin' to tell ya that I ain't got any guns. 413 00:28:27,607 --> 00:28:30,326 See, if I woulda had a gun there... 414 00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:32,841 why, one of us might have got hurt, and it might have been me. 415 00:28:32,927 --> 00:28:35,999 I wouldn't like that. Would I? 416 00:28:52,287 --> 00:28:55,597 Tweet-tweet! I'm a canary. Where's my cage? 417 00:28:55,687 --> 00:28:59,202 It's gettin' sunny. Where's my parasol? 418 00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:05,365 Folks, seems like we got a deputy that knows what's good for him. 419 00:29:09,767 --> 00:29:13,760 If he don't carry a gun, he can't get into any trouble. 420 00:29:15,807 --> 00:29:18,116 And if anybody picks on you, you come to Uncle. 421 00:29:18,207 --> 00:29:20,880 I'll remember that, Mr Kent. 422 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,162 What'll you have, Destry? 423 00:29:23,247 --> 00:29:26,284 - Milk? - Yeah, I think I will. 424 00:29:36,487 --> 00:29:39,240 I can see now how you cleaned up Tombstone. 425 00:29:39,327 --> 00:29:41,238 You can start right here. 426 00:29:41,327 --> 00:29:43,443 And don't forget the corners. 427 00:29:54,847 --> 00:29:56,803 Hey, you! 428 00:29:56,887 --> 00:30:00,402 Gimme those pants. And from now on, you leave my husband alone. 429 00:30:03,127 --> 00:30:05,482 I don't want your husband, Mrs Callahan. 430 00:30:05,567 --> 00:30:07,558 All I want is his money. 431 00:30:07,647 --> 00:30:09,717 - And his pants. - And how'd you get 'em? 432 00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:13,243 By makin' eyes at him while you cheat, you-- you gilded lily, you. 433 00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:18,322 But Mrs Callahan, you know that he would rather be cheated by me... 434 00:30:18,407 --> 00:30:20,318 than married to you. 435 00:30:21,927 --> 00:30:24,885 - What'd you say? - You heard me. 436 00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:27,003 That's what I thought ya said. 437 00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:47,876 Come on, Frenchy! 438 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,167 Cowboy! 439 00:31:01,247 --> 00:31:03,124 Ride 'em, cowboy! 440 00:31:03,207 --> 00:31:05,357 Come on, Frenchy! 441 00:31:17,927 --> 00:31:20,487 Hang on and get her scalp, Frenchy! 442 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,276 Frenchy! 443 00:31:32,887 --> 00:31:35,276 Ride 'em, cowboy! 444 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,879 Come on, Frenchy! 445 00:31:44,967 --> 00:31:46,798 Come on, Frenchy! 446 00:31:52,727 --> 00:31:55,958 Come on, Frenchy! 447 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:58,163 Frenchy! 448 00:31:58,247 --> 00:32:00,238 Come on, Frenchy! 449 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:03,684 Come on, Frenchy! 450 00:32:46,567 --> 00:32:48,797 Scratch him! Scratch him! 451 00:32:55,127 --> 00:32:57,766 Come on, Frenchy! 452 00:33:02,007 --> 00:33:05,716 That thing will go off! 453 00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:08,241 - Look, will ya wait? - Go, Frenchy! 454 00:33:08,327 --> 00:33:11,364 - Wait. Will ya just-- - Come on, Frenchy! 455 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,278 Hey, Uncle! 456 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:15,562 Ride 'em, cowboy! 457 00:33:15,647 --> 00:33:18,366 - Get him, Frenchy! - Ride 'em, cowboy! 458 00:33:23,607 --> 00:33:25,916 Come on, Frenchy! 459 00:33:26,007 --> 00:33:28,521 Come on, Frenchy! 460 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,723 Hey, can't we talk this over? 461 00:33:32,487 --> 00:33:34,557 Come on, Frenchy! 462 00:33:36,127 --> 00:33:38,004 Uh-oh. 463 00:33:38,087 --> 00:33:40,396 Used to play one of them. 464 00:33:42,727 --> 00:33:45,799 Aw, now-- Now wait a minute, lady. 465 00:33:45,887 --> 00:33:47,843 Don't you call me a lady! 466 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:50,958 Oh-- Oh, now, now. 467 00:33:51,047 --> 00:33:53,845 - Oh, now, you wouldn't-- - Come on, Frenchy! 468 00:33:53,927 --> 00:33:56,600 Oh, you must be plum tuckered out. 469 00:33:56,687 --> 00:33:58,962 - My mistake. - Get out before I kill ya. 470 00:33:59,047 --> 00:34:01,197 - You mean you haven't been tryin'? - Get out! 471 00:34:01,287 --> 00:34:03,278 All right, all right, I'm leavin'. 472 00:34:06,367 --> 00:34:10,406 You sure have a knack of makin' a stranger feel right at home, ma'am. 473 00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:16,483 Nice knowin' ya. 474 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:22,123 Who's buyin' me a drink? 475 00:34:22,207 --> 00:34:25,199 ♪ Gotta gal, gotta gal with a Frenchy walk ♪ 476 00:34:25,287 --> 00:34:27,323 ♪ Gotta gal, gotta gal with a Frenchy talk ♪ 477 00:34:27,407 --> 00:34:29,238 ♪ Goin' to France tonight 'cause you're my pal ♪ 478 00:34:29,327 --> 00:34:31,397 ♪ Keep away from the old corral ♪♪ 479 00:34:35,087 --> 00:34:37,760 Who's boss of Bottleneck? 480 00:34:37,847 --> 00:34:40,645 Frenchy! 481 00:34:48,807 --> 00:34:51,275 I never thought I'd live to see the day... 482 00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:55,121 that Tom Destry's son would be the laughing stock of the whole town. 483 00:34:55,207 --> 00:34:57,038 Look that bad? 484 00:34:57,127 --> 00:35:00,676 You won't be able to stick your nose out of a door without everybody hootin' at ya. 485 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:04,157 - Well, them that wants to hoot, let 'em hoot. - You won't be hearin' it. 486 00:35:04,247 --> 00:35:07,000 I told Mrs Callahan you won't be needin' this room. 487 00:35:07,087 --> 00:35:09,203 You're leaving on the next coach. 488 00:35:09,287 --> 00:35:11,118 I sort of like it here, Wash. 489 00:35:11,207 --> 00:35:15,485 How you gonna face anybody after what you took from Kent and Frenchy? 490 00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:17,523 What did you expect me to do? 491 00:35:17,607 --> 00:35:22,317 I expected you to be like your pa; come in a-blastin' behind shootin' irons. 492 00:35:22,407 --> 00:35:26,605 And what happened? You didn't have any. Why? 493 00:35:26,687 --> 00:35:31,203 - I don't believe in 'em. - Huh? You did the last time I heard about ya. 494 00:35:31,287 --> 00:35:34,120 What in thunder's come over ya since then? 495 00:35:34,207 --> 00:35:36,846 Well, Wash-- 496 00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:40,363 My pa had these on that day down in Tombstone... 497 00:35:40,447 --> 00:35:42,597 but he got shot in the back. 498 00:35:44,047 --> 00:35:47,357 Didn't seem to do him much good, did they? 499 00:35:47,447 --> 00:35:49,597 That's one reason I don't believe in 'em. 500 00:35:49,687 --> 00:35:52,042 What in tarnation do ya believe in? 501 00:35:52,127 --> 00:35:54,595 - Law and order. - Without guns? 502 00:35:54,687 --> 00:35:56,803 Without 'em. 503 00:35:56,887 --> 00:36:00,038 Well, if that don't beat all let go. 504 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,716 Oh, Tom. 505 00:36:03,807 --> 00:36:08,244 The reason they made me sheriff here is because I was the town drunk. 506 00:36:08,327 --> 00:36:12,400 They wanted someone they could kick around, someone who wouldn't ask questions. 507 00:36:12,487 --> 00:36:16,878 But I was aimin' to fool 'em, do things right, sendin' for you. 508 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:20,357 And now... you fooled me. 509 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:23,007 Well, you will fool 'em, Wash. 510 00:36:24,407 --> 00:36:26,318 We'll fool 'em together. 511 00:36:26,407 --> 00:36:30,366 - The only way to do that is fill 'em full of lead. - No, no. 512 00:36:30,447 --> 00:36:32,358 What for? 513 00:36:32,447 --> 00:36:35,245 You shoot it out with 'em and for some reason or other, I don't know why... 514 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,557 they get to look like heroes. 515 00:36:37,647 --> 00:36:40,286 But you put 'em behind bars and they'll look little and cheap... 516 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,198 the way they oughta look. 517 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:45,165 And it serves as a warnin' for the rest of'em to keep away. 518 00:36:45,247 --> 00:36:49,445 Oh, that won't work here in Bottleneck. 519 00:36:49,527 --> 00:36:51,438 You go on home... 520 00:36:51,527 --> 00:36:54,803 and I'll go back to bein' the town drunk. 521 00:36:54,887 --> 00:36:58,038 - That's all I'm good for. - Now, you're not goin' back to bein' the town drunk... 522 00:36:58,127 --> 00:37:01,483 and I'm gonna stay here and do this job I come for. 523 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:04,559 My pa did it the old way, and I'm gonna do it a new way. 524 00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:06,763 And if I don't prove to you that I'm right... 525 00:37:06,847 --> 00:37:09,281 I'll get outta town quick enough. Don't worry. 526 00:37:09,367 --> 00:37:11,927 - But first, you got to give me a chance, Wash. - No. 527 00:37:12,007 --> 00:37:14,805 - You've got to give me a chance on this thing. - No, no. 528 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:17,447 Now, come on. Come on, swear me in, Sheriff. 529 00:37:21,127 --> 00:37:24,358 - Well, raise your right hand. - Yeah, there. 530 00:37:24,447 --> 00:37:27,280 Do you, Thomas Jefferson Destry... 531 00:37:27,367 --> 00:37:29,323 swear to uphold the law... 532 00:37:29,407 --> 00:37:32,399 and serve your office and do your duty and everything that goes with it? 533 00:37:32,487 --> 00:37:34,762 I do. I do. 534 00:37:34,847 --> 00:37:37,156 Here's your badge. 535 00:37:37,247 --> 00:37:40,284 Don't let anybody see it. 536 00:37:40,367 --> 00:37:42,437 Without guns. 537 00:37:54,927 --> 00:37:56,758 Eli. 538 00:37:56,847 --> 00:37:58,678 Eli, hurry. 539 00:37:58,767 --> 00:38:01,645 See if you can sneak out the back way and bring help as fast as you can. 540 00:38:01,727 --> 00:38:03,638 - Be careful now, careful. - All right, Ma. 541 00:38:03,727 --> 00:38:06,161 Sister, get over there, close to the wall. 542 00:38:09,047 --> 00:38:13,245 You better give up, Claggett! We're gonna get the ranch sooner or later! 543 00:38:15,687 --> 00:38:17,757 Come and get it! 544 00:38:25,287 --> 00:38:27,960 - Nice hardware store, ain't it, Tom? - Yeah. 545 00:38:28,047 --> 00:38:30,800 - We got some fine-looking bowie knives in there too. - Yeah. 546 00:38:30,887 --> 00:38:34,323 - You wouldn't be interested in one of them, would ya? - Nope. 547 00:38:34,407 --> 00:38:36,398 No, I was afraid you wouldn't. 548 00:38:36,487 --> 00:38:38,443 Oh, Tom, look here. Look at this post. 549 00:38:38,527 --> 00:38:41,519 Soaked through and through with the blood of Sawtooth McGee. 550 00:38:41,607 --> 00:38:44,679 Yeah, he objected to a petticoat his neighbour's wife was wearing... 551 00:38:44,767 --> 00:38:47,440 and they fit to a draw. Both buried in the same grave. 552 00:38:47,527 --> 00:38:52,157 - Sawtooth and the petticoat. - No, Sawtooth and the neighbour and four innocent bystanders. 553 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:55,284 Now, you gotta listen to reason or get outta town. 554 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,244 Aw, I think I'll stick around. 555 00:38:57,327 --> 00:39:00,000 You know, I had a friend once used to collect postage stamps. 556 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,555 He always said the one good thing about a postage stamp-- 557 00:39:02,647 --> 00:39:06,322 It always sticks to one thing 'til it gets there. I'm like that. 558 00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:08,716 Hey, Wash, wait. 559 00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:11,958 - Here. I got somethin' for ya. - I ain't expectin' nothin'. 560 00:39:12,047 --> 00:39:15,198 - Folks think I'm gonna nurse their livestock, they're crazy. - What is it? 561 00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:18,757 - Appears to be rabbits. Mighty big family there. - Who sent for them? 562 00:39:18,847 --> 00:39:21,361 Sheriff Keogh. I got to get 'em off my hands. 563 00:39:21,447 --> 00:39:24,405 When that crate come, there was only two. Now count 'em. 564 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:27,001 - Well, rabbits is like that. - You can have 'em. 565 00:39:27,087 --> 00:39:30,841 - Say, uh, where did Sheriff Keogh go? - I don't know nothin'. 566 00:39:44,407 --> 00:39:46,523 Hold on there. Hold on now. 567 00:39:46,607 --> 00:39:49,121 You fellas gettin' kind of playful, ain't ya? 568 00:39:49,207 --> 00:39:52,916 - What about it? - Careful, Creepy. That's No Gun Destry. 569 00:39:53,007 --> 00:39:55,123 Oh. 570 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:05,916 Well, that's pretty good shootin'. 571 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:08,202 Must be good guns. You care if I heft 'em? 572 00:40:08,287 --> 00:40:10,755 Guess you can't hurt yourself any just liftin' 'em... 573 00:40:10,847 --> 00:40:12,963 but be careful. They're loaded. 574 00:40:15,167 --> 00:40:17,397 Nice weight. 575 00:40:18,327 --> 00:40:20,477 Yeah. 576 00:40:20,567 --> 00:40:22,683 Now aside from being nice ornaments... 577 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:26,316 a fella can have a whole lot of harmless amusement outta these here toys. 578 00:40:26,407 --> 00:40:29,763 Yeah, take for instance them knobs on top of that sign. 579 00:40:36,927 --> 00:40:38,838 They're all right. 580 00:40:38,927 --> 00:40:41,282 All right. 581 00:40:44,047 --> 00:40:47,039 Now the next time you fellas start any of this here... 582 00:40:47,127 --> 00:40:49,766 promiscuous shootin' around the streets, you're gonna land in jail, understand? 583 00:40:49,847 --> 00:40:52,042 - Sure. - Sure. - All right. 584 00:40:52,127 --> 00:40:54,846 - We was just havin' a little fun, Deputy. - All right. 585 00:40:58,927 --> 00:41:00,804 Come on, Wash. 586 00:41:08,487 --> 00:41:10,318 I can't believe my eyes. 587 00:41:10,407 --> 00:41:14,480 I ain't seen shootin' like that since Bat Masterson killed that Paiute chief. 588 00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:17,206 22 of'em. Wash, we gotta do somethin' here. 589 00:41:17,287 --> 00:41:20,484 And you been walkin' around here actually condemning the use of firearms. 590 00:41:20,567 --> 00:41:23,639 - Where'd you say Sheriff Keogh went? - I didn't say. 591 00:41:23,727 --> 00:41:25,524 He certainly left his papers in a mess. 592 00:41:25,607 --> 00:41:27,438 'Tain't 'cause you're a coward, 'cause I know ya ain't. 593 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,679 - Private papers, too. - Now listen, my son. I'm an older man than you are. 594 00:41:31,767 --> 00:41:34,486 I was an old friend of your pa's. When we was together-- 595 00:41:34,567 --> 00:41:38,196 - He forgets his rabbits. He forgets all these papers. - Rabbits is easy to forget. 596 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,482 - Yeah, but gold ain't. - Ohh! 597 00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:42,876 I don't care what you find out, blast it! 598 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:45,845 I ain't seen nothin' like you since the last time I was drunk... 599 00:41:45,927 --> 00:41:48,077 and them green snakes and pink buffalos... 600 00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:51,159 I can account for them, but you-- You've got to listen to me. 601 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:53,522 All right, Wash, now what's on your mind? 602 00:41:53,607 --> 00:41:55,677 As though I ain't been tryin' to tell ya. 603 00:41:55,767 --> 00:41:58,201 - You've got to behave like I expect ya to behave. - Where's the sheriff? 604 00:41:59,007 --> 00:42:00,884 He's outta town. And when I-- 605 00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:03,527 - Wait a minute. That's me. - Some men come to take our ranch... 606 00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:05,518 and they're shootin' at Ma and Pa. 607 00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:07,962 You hear that? Shootin' goin' on in this town all the time. 608 00:42:08,047 --> 00:42:11,278 - Come on, hurry! - What do ya want me for? Oh, sure, sure. 609 00:42:11,367 --> 00:42:13,198 Sure. 610 00:42:13,287 --> 00:42:15,676 Let's see your gun, son. 611 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:19,203 Doggone near as big as you are, isn't it? 612 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:22,006 - You're Thomas Jefferson Destry, ain't ya? - That's right. 613 00:42:22,087 --> 00:42:24,555 - I'm Eli Whitney Claggett. - Well, glad to know ya. 614 00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:28,242 Howdy. Gosh, I've heard about you and your pa all my life. 615 00:42:28,327 --> 00:42:31,922 Whenever we play sheriffs and Injuns, I'm always your pa. 616 00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:33,838 Couldn't do better, son. 617 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:36,646 Gosh, I bet you've killed a lot of men in the course of duty. 618 00:42:36,727 --> 00:42:39,116 - Get goin', son. I'll be right with ya. - How 'bout me handling it? 619 00:42:39,207 --> 00:42:41,846 - Gosh, yeah, you can use it. - All right. 620 00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:43,758 You see, Tom. Even that little kid-- 621 00:42:43,847 --> 00:42:45,758 Reminds me of a kid I used to know. 622 00:42:45,847 --> 00:42:47,963 He done in both his pa and ma with a crowbar. 623 00:42:48,047 --> 00:42:50,720 - No. - Yes, he did. 624 00:42:50,807 --> 00:42:53,526 Now the judge said to him, "Do ya got anything to say for yourself?'' 625 00:42:53,607 --> 00:42:56,679 And the kid said, "Well, I just hope that Your Honour has some regard... 626 00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:59,964 for the feelin's of a poor orphan.'' 627 00:43:03,927 --> 00:43:08,125 You know, that reminds-- Oh, why don't you go back to Omaha? 628 00:43:08,207 --> 00:43:10,084 - I'm goin' along with you. - What in tarnation for? 629 00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:11,998 - See you don't get hurt. - See I-- 630 00:43:12,087 --> 00:43:15,443 See I don't get-- 631 00:43:24,447 --> 00:43:27,359 Stop that shootin'! 632 00:43:27,447 --> 00:43:30,405 Hold your fire, Lem. Here's Eli back with the law. 633 00:43:32,127 --> 00:43:34,004 Say, what do you think you're doin'? 634 00:43:34,087 --> 00:43:36,681 I told you we were gonna have respect for law and order... 635 00:43:36,767 --> 00:43:39,281 - and I ain't makin' no exceptions. - That's fine, Sheriff. 636 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,676 - Get those people outta my house. - Your house? 637 00:43:41,767 --> 00:43:44,565 That's Claggett's property, and he ain't gonna sell to nobody. 638 00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:47,115 - Maybe you better take a look-- - I ain't interested. 639 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,767 You mosey on outta here before I start blastin'! 640 00:43:49,847 --> 00:43:51,803 - And I mean every word of it. - Ouch! 641 00:43:51,887 --> 00:43:54,959 There was a big bee about that big right on the back of your neck. 642 00:43:55,047 --> 00:43:56,878 - I got him, though. - Thanks. 643 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,117 - Now look here-- - Hold on, hold on.Just a minute. 644 00:43:59,207 --> 00:44:01,118 Mr Kent, could I see that paper? 645 00:44:04,287 --> 00:44:06,721 You wait here while I talk to Claggett. 646 00:44:06,807 --> 00:44:09,116 What do you want to see Claggett for? 647 00:44:09,207 --> 00:44:12,756 Him's the man I want to put off this-- Who's the sheriff around here? 648 00:44:12,847 --> 00:44:15,919 I tell ya. You ain't gonna do this to us, mister. 649 00:44:16,007 --> 00:44:19,761 We ain't givin' up what we worked ten years to get. 650 00:44:19,847 --> 00:44:22,964 Ma'am, I'd sooner hang that crowd out there to the nearest tree... 651 00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:26,119 than let 'em have this ranch, but that paper your husband signed... 652 00:44:26,207 --> 00:44:28,721 gives 'em a legal right to it. Don't it, Wash? 653 00:44:28,807 --> 00:44:32,402 Sure, it does. The way we're operatin' now. 654 00:44:33,727 --> 00:44:36,082 But I told you what that woman did to me. 655 00:44:36,167 --> 00:44:38,635 The game was as crooked as a hog's tail. 656 00:44:38,727 --> 00:44:41,480 I don't doubt that, but it's your word against theirs. 657 00:44:41,567 --> 00:44:43,398 That don't hold up in court. 658 00:44:43,487 --> 00:44:47,400 Why, they'd swear themselves blue in the face agin' ya. 659 00:44:47,487 --> 00:44:51,196 - Afraid you folks are over a barrel. - Fine goin's on... 660 00:44:51,287 --> 00:44:53,517 - when the law takes the side of cheats. - Yeah. 661 00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:55,438 Well, I'm sorry, ma'am... 662 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,995 but that's about all we can do for you right now. 663 00:44:58,087 --> 00:45:01,841 You folks stick around town. We'll get this ranch back for ya. 664 00:45:01,927 --> 00:45:04,885 Yeah. That's just what Keogh said... 665 00:45:04,967 --> 00:45:08,004 but we're still a-losin'it. 666 00:45:08,087 --> 00:45:10,885 - Keogh? - Uh, he couldn't do nothin' about it. 667 00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:15,006 Everybody knows that he left town sudden. 668 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:17,681 Yeah, I'll bet he did. 669 00:45:17,767 --> 00:45:19,564 I'll bet he did. 670 00:45:19,647 --> 00:45:21,763 Here's a present for ya. 671 00:45:23,807 --> 00:45:25,957 Wash, you, uh, stay around here... 672 00:45:26,047 --> 00:45:29,084 - and see that these folks get their stuff together. - What are you aimin' to do? 673 00:45:29,167 --> 00:45:30,964 Get better acquainted with the enemy. 674 00:45:31,047 --> 00:45:33,720 Just don't stick your nose into a keg of dynamite. 675 00:45:33,807 --> 00:45:35,638 'Tain't dynamite. It's poker and coffee... 676 00:45:35,727 --> 00:45:38,366 that's preyin' on my mind right now. 677 00:45:41,767 --> 00:45:43,644 Ohh. 678 00:45:43,727 --> 00:45:45,683 - Well, what about it? - No trouble at all, Kent. 679 00:45:45,767 --> 00:45:48,884 The place is yours. They're packin' up now. 680 00:45:48,967 --> 00:45:50,958 Well, thanks, Destry. 681 00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:53,436 I can see you and me are gonna get along fine. 682 00:45:53,527 --> 00:45:56,724 Well, we gotta enforce the law, don't we? 683 00:45:56,807 --> 00:46:00,004 We sure do. We sure do. 684 00:46:00,087 --> 00:46:02,043 No two ways about it, huh? 685 00:46:05,487 --> 00:46:07,318 And I thought he was dumb. 686 00:46:15,367 --> 00:46:17,437 Hyah! Hyah! 687 00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:23,361 ♪ There's a hole in the bottom of the sea ♪ 688 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,086 - ♪ There's a hole in the bottom of the-- ♪ 689 00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:27,725 ♪ Sea ♪ 690 00:46:27,807 --> 00:46:29,559 ♪ There's a hole there's a hole ♪ 691 00:46:29,647 --> 00:46:31,558 ♪ There's a hole there's a hole ♪ 692 00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:34,286 ♪ There's a hole in the-- ♪♪ Well, shoot me for a duck. 693 00:46:34,367 --> 00:46:37,120 If it ain't the water man! 694 00:46:37,207 --> 00:46:39,038 Nothin' like havin' a reputation. 695 00:46:39,127 --> 00:46:41,004 Would ya tell Miss Frenchy I'd appreciate seeing her... 696 00:46:41,087 --> 00:46:45,126 - on some official business? - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You wait right there. 697 00:46:46,167 --> 00:46:49,000 Miss Frenchy, the water man's here... 698 00:46:49,087 --> 00:46:51,043 on fishy business. 699 00:46:51,127 --> 00:46:54,324 What are you talking about? 700 00:46:54,407 --> 00:46:56,284 Oh. 701 00:46:58,687 --> 00:47:01,485 Now hold on, ma'am. Don't start throwin' anything. 702 00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:03,876 - I just come over here to apologize. - Apologize for what? 703 00:47:03,967 --> 00:47:06,765 For not knowin' who's the real boss of Bottleneck. 704 00:47:11,407 --> 00:47:14,683 - My coffee, Clara. - Don't let me interfere with your dinner, ma'am. 705 00:47:14,767 --> 00:47:16,644 It's breakfast. 706 00:47:16,727 --> 00:47:18,558 Breakfast, huh? 707 00:47:20,527 --> 00:47:23,280 Kinda late in the day for breakfast, isn't it? 708 00:47:24,607 --> 00:47:28,725 Mind if I, uh, sorta sit down and visit for a while? 709 00:47:28,807 --> 00:47:30,638 - Suit yourself. - Thank you. 710 00:47:30,727 --> 00:47:33,525 - Does he get some? - I don't mind if I do join you in a cup. 711 00:47:33,607 --> 00:47:36,724 That's what I was hopin' for-- a chance to get neighbourly. 712 00:47:36,807 --> 00:47:41,039 - So you found out what's good for yourself, huh? - I came here to do a certain job... 713 00:47:41,127 --> 00:47:45,245 and I figured I'd better start usin' a little horse sense, you know? 714 00:47:45,327 --> 00:47:48,683 'Course I coulda come bargin' in here with all sorts of remarks... 715 00:47:48,767 --> 00:47:51,600 like, uh... couple of rumours I just heard about you. 716 00:47:53,047 --> 00:47:54,878 That you not only sing down at that saloon... 717 00:47:54,967 --> 00:47:57,276 but you also take part in crooked poker games... 718 00:47:57,367 --> 00:47:59,358 cheatin' folks out of their ranches. 719 00:48:01,407 --> 00:48:04,797 - Who said that? - Oh, it's just a rumour, of course, you know. 720 00:48:04,887 --> 00:48:07,765 It ain't true. Anybody with half an eye could see... 721 00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:10,964 that you wouldn't be party to any action like that. 722 00:48:11,047 --> 00:48:14,596 I'll take that. I wouldn't want to have this coffee spilt in my lap. 723 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,477 Just what are you getting at? 724 00:48:18,567 --> 00:48:21,525 Well, when you have hot coffee spilt in your lap, you sorta... 725 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:24,041 get up quick and turn your back and... 726 00:48:24,127 --> 00:48:27,278 never know what's gonna happen, do ya? 727 00:48:27,367 --> 00:48:30,245 - Now you get out! Get out! Clara! - All right. All right. 728 00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:34,764 - I'm comin'! - Hold your fire. Hold your fire. I'm goin'. 729 00:48:34,847 --> 00:48:38,237 I've seen hundreds like you, from Jacksonville to Sacramento. 730 00:48:38,327 --> 00:48:40,158 You all think easy pickin's will last forever. 731 00:48:40,247 --> 00:48:42,761 - Mind your own business. You're heading for trouble. - Trouble is my business. 732 00:48:42,847 --> 00:48:46,635 You'll have plenty from me. I do as I like, understand? 733 00:48:46,727 --> 00:48:49,560 - Anyone who gets in my way is taken care of. - Like Keogh. 734 00:48:49,647 --> 00:48:51,524 Yes, just like that. 735 00:48:53,247 --> 00:48:55,124 That's what I thought. 736 00:48:56,887 --> 00:48:58,718 - What are you going to do? - Don't get scared. 737 00:48:58,807 --> 00:49:01,116 I'm not scared of anything. You get out of town... 738 00:49:01,207 --> 00:49:04,404 - before it's too late for you. - I don't think you're half as bad as you make out to be. 739 00:49:04,487 --> 00:49:07,365 - Never mind what I am. - No. 740 00:49:12,807 --> 00:49:16,720 Now, I bet you got kind of a lovely face under all that paint there. 741 00:49:21,087 --> 00:49:24,238 Why don't you wipe it off someday and have a good look. 742 00:49:31,607 --> 00:49:33,916 Figure out how you can live up to it. 743 00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:52,522 That's the peculiarest-actin'man... 744 00:49:52,607 --> 00:49:54,518 I ever did see. 745 00:49:54,607 --> 00:49:56,962 But he's got personality. 746 00:50:01,287 --> 00:50:03,198 Mmm. He sure has. 747 00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:11,725 - What's that thing? - It's one of the new chamois skins. 748 00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:14,162 - Takes the shine off your nose. - Land sakes! What'll they-- 749 00:50:14,247 --> 00:50:16,078 Look, girls. Look at that. 750 00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:17,998 Chamois skins. Takes the shine off your nose, she says. 751 00:50:18,087 --> 00:50:20,647 Look! Isn't that lovely? 752 00:50:20,727 --> 00:50:23,446 You should've seen the parasol that came with it. 753 00:50:23,527 --> 00:50:25,836 - About the size of a pie. - Ohh! It must've been darling. 754 00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:29,044 Make the most of it today. Everybody in town'll copy it tomorrow. 755 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:31,357 Including your wildcat friend across the street. 756 00:50:31,447 --> 00:50:35,042 I'd like to make a dress for her: half tar, half feathers. 757 00:50:35,127 --> 00:50:38,642 You came out on the coach with Mr Destry. What's your opinion of him? 758 00:50:38,727 --> 00:50:41,082 I know a little about him. Apparently very nice. 759 00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:43,476 Certainly different from the rest of the men you meet out in this country. 760 00:50:43,567 --> 00:50:46,206 I'll say he's different. 'Course I may be a little prejudiced. 761 00:50:46,287 --> 00:50:48,881 After all, it's kinda hard to judge character... 762 00:50:48,967 --> 00:50:52,243 through eight gallons of water. 763 00:50:52,327 --> 00:50:55,558 Mrs Callahan, may I speak to you just a moment, please? 764 00:50:55,647 --> 00:50:57,763 Certainly, Mr Loupgerou. Come right in. 765 00:50:57,847 --> 00:50:59,758 That is a little bit impossible. 766 00:50:59,847 --> 00:51:01,644 Would you please come over here? 767 00:51:01,727 --> 00:51:05,003 - Uh, excuse me, girls. - Certainly. 768 00:51:05,247 --> 00:51:09,718 - What's the matter? - Prunes every day for breakfast I don't mind. 769 00:51:09,807 --> 00:51:11,957 Torn sheets I've got used to. 770 00:51:12,047 --> 00:51:15,517 - But pants, I cannot swallow. - What are you talkin' about? 771 00:51:15,607 --> 00:51:18,599 - Pants. Mine are gone. - Oh. 772 00:51:18,687 --> 00:51:21,076 Oh! 773 00:51:21,167 --> 00:51:23,044 Don't go away! 774 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,442 Boris. 775 00:51:29,527 --> 00:51:31,597 - Ouch! - Take off them pants. 776 00:51:31,687 --> 00:51:33,723 Ohh. 777 00:51:33,807 --> 00:51:37,197 Listen here, my little sugar plum, y'all can't do this to me. 778 00:51:37,287 --> 00:51:40,916 I'll "y'all'' you, you misfit cossack you. Take off them pants. 779 00:51:41,007 --> 00:51:42,838 Now listen, Lily "Bellichka''... 780 00:51:42,927 --> 00:51:44,838 I can't keep goin' around without pants. 781 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:47,600 You ain't goin' around. Take off them pants. 782 00:51:47,687 --> 00:51:50,485 Oh, how can I learn to be a cowboy... 783 00:51:50,567 --> 00:51:53,843 - if you won't let me go out and gamble? - A fine gambler you are. 784 00:51:53,927 --> 00:51:57,283 You oughta be ashamed of yourself, losin' your pants. 785 00:51:57,367 --> 00:51:59,642 Callahan-- may he rest in peace-- 786 00:51:59,727 --> 00:52:02,002 What? Well, he may have had his faults... 787 00:52:02,087 --> 00:52:04,726 - but at least when he gambled, he won. - I'm sick of Callahan! 788 00:52:04,807 --> 00:52:07,924 I'm sick of hearing his name! Worse, I'm sick of wearing his name! 789 00:52:08,007 --> 00:52:11,397 All I want to do is to be a cowboy and wear my own pants. 790 00:52:11,487 --> 00:52:14,843 Well, you won't get 'em. Just sit there and gaze on them features. 791 00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:17,885 Let 'em be a lesson and a guidin' star to ya. 792 00:52:20,967 --> 00:52:23,800 Ai yi yi. 793 00:52:23,887 --> 00:52:27,038 Here's your pants. Please watch them a little closer after this. 794 00:52:27,127 --> 00:52:30,039 You watch your husband. I'll watch my pants. 795 00:52:30,127 --> 00:52:32,038 - Mrs Callahan! - Whoa! Ohh! 796 00:52:32,127 --> 00:52:34,004 Mrs Callahan! Aah! 797 00:52:34,087 --> 00:52:37,682 Oh, my land, Mrs Drewitt. You look like you'd seen a ghost. 798 00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:39,598 Sophie and Lem Claggett are outside. 799 00:52:39,687 --> 00:52:42,599 - That no-good Kent has put 'em out of their home. - Oh! 800 00:52:44,687 --> 00:52:47,121 We'd have been all right if we'd kept on shootin;.. 801 00:52:47,207 --> 00:52:50,199 - instead of sendin' for him! - They had the law on their side! 802 00:52:50,287 --> 00:52:52,118 The law! I got something to say about that. 803 00:52:52,207 --> 00:52:54,038 It's none of your affair. 804 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:56,357 Kent's got ahold of every ranch in the valley... 805 00:52:56,447 --> 00:52:58,756 and he wants to charge two bits for every head of cattle. 806 00:52:58,847 --> 00:53:00,724 All you men do is talk... 807 00:53:00,807 --> 00:53:02,923 and when the time comes, you do what Kent says. 808 00:53:03,007 --> 00:53:05,601 Lily Belle, maybe Destry knows what he's a-doin'. 809 00:53:05,687 --> 00:53:08,565 It's time the decent people of this town got rid of them hoodlums. 810 00:53:08,647 --> 00:53:10,478 Start in with that watery-eyed sheriff... 811 00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:12,956 and that gun-shy, lady-fingered deputy of his. 812 00:53:13,047 --> 00:53:15,925 I heard what you just said, Tyndall. Comin'down the street here. 813 00:53:16,007 --> 00:53:19,158 - What are you gonna do about it? - The first thing we'd better do... 814 00:53:19,247 --> 00:53:22,125 is ask Mrs Callahan if she'll take care of the Claggetts. 815 00:53:22,207 --> 00:53:24,038 - Don't turn your back on me, you. -Jack, please. 816 00:53:24,127 --> 00:53:26,846 I ain't one of your weak-livered citizens... 817 00:53:26,927 --> 00:53:28,758 and I ain't gonna pay Kent's fancy prices. 818 00:53:28,847 --> 00:53:30,678 Now what do you aim to do? 819 00:53:30,767 --> 00:53:32,598 - Nothin' at present. - That's what I thought. 820 00:53:32,687 --> 00:53:35,076 I'll get somethin' done, if I have to take the law in my own hands! 821 00:53:35,167 --> 00:53:39,524 Nobody's gonna set themselves up above the law around here, ya understand? 822 00:53:39,607 --> 00:53:41,677 I got somethin' to say to you. 823 00:53:41,767 --> 00:53:44,406 Maybe I could illustrate it better if I told you a story. 824 00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:47,206 I used to have a friend that was an opry singer... 825 00:53:47,287 --> 00:53:49,357 but he went into the cement business. 826 00:53:49,447 --> 00:53:51,324 One day, he fell into the cement. 827 00:53:51,407 --> 00:53:55,036 And now he's the cornerstone of the post office in St. Louis, Missouri. 828 00:53:55,127 --> 00:53:57,846 He shoulda stuck to his own trade. 829 00:53:57,927 --> 00:53:59,804 You'd better stick to yours. 830 00:54:04,447 --> 00:54:08,042 That fella Tyndall is gonna make trouble, sure as I'm standin' here. 831 00:54:08,127 --> 00:54:11,915 - What are we gonna do? - What do you say we get ready for supper? 832 00:54:12,007 --> 00:54:15,716 - How can you talk of eatin' at a time like this? - 'Cause I'm hungry. 833 00:54:15,807 --> 00:54:17,638 'Cause you're hungry. 834 00:54:17,727 --> 00:54:20,878 I suppose I'm supposed to stand he-- Ohh! 835 00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:23,845 - Uh... - Well. 836 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,964 - Believe it or not, I'm waiting for a stagecoach. - Uh-huh. 837 00:54:27,047 --> 00:54:28,878 What are my pants doing on your legs? 838 00:54:28,967 --> 00:54:30,798 These are the legs of a Stavrogin of Bardichev. 839 00:54:30,887 --> 00:54:33,037 Let your pants remain on them and earn their gratitude. 840 00:54:33,127 --> 00:54:36,563 - Refuse and take their curse. - I think I'll take both the curse and the pants. 841 00:54:36,647 --> 00:54:38,478 - Oh. - Well, take 'em off. 842 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,398 - You mean, right now? - Yeah, right now. 843 00:54:40,487 --> 00:54:43,126 The whole world's against me. 844 00:54:43,207 --> 00:54:45,243 Uh, wait a minute. 845 00:54:45,327 --> 00:54:47,557 Might make a deal with you. How well do you know this country around here? 846 00:54:47,647 --> 00:54:51,276 Oh! Like a field mouse. I know every inch, every pebble. 847 00:54:51,367 --> 00:54:53,198 There isn't a twig, bird or a tree that-- 848 00:54:53,287 --> 00:54:55,118 I'll give you the pants if you do a job for me. 849 00:54:55,207 --> 00:54:57,357 Agreed! What can I lose? Only the job! Command me! 850 00:54:57,447 --> 00:55:00,564 - I want you to find something for me. - I'm a weasel, I'm a hawk. 851 00:55:00,647 --> 00:55:03,445 - I've got the memory of an elephant. - I don't need the whole menagerie. 852 00:55:03,527 --> 00:55:06,325 All I need is one human bloodhound who can keep his mouth shut. 853 00:55:06,407 --> 00:55:09,683 I'll be your bloodhound, sniffing and silent. What's missing? 854 00:55:09,767 --> 00:55:12,361 The body of Sheriff Keogh. 855 00:55:12,447 --> 00:55:14,324 Take back your pants. 856 00:55:14,407 --> 00:55:17,240 What do you want to find the body of Keogh for? 857 00:55:17,327 --> 00:55:21,206 We can't prove a murder's been done if we can't produce a corpus delicti. 858 00:55:21,287 --> 00:55:23,755 Corpus delicti. I thought you were lookin' for Keogh. 859 00:55:23,847 --> 00:55:25,997 Boris is gonna make a very good second deputy. 860 00:55:26,087 --> 00:55:29,523 Sure! I might as well have two loony deputies as one! 861 00:55:29,607 --> 00:55:31,563 A deputy! 862 00:55:31,647 --> 00:55:33,877 Deputy Stavrogin! Observe my brain in action! 863 00:55:33,967 --> 00:55:36,197 Where would I go if I were a dead body? 864 00:55:36,287 --> 00:55:38,596 Would I stay out in the open? No. No privacy. 865 00:55:38,687 --> 00:55:40,723 - Wouldn't go in the river if you can't swim. - Oh. 866 00:55:40,807 --> 00:55:43,605 Why didn't I stay in the gutter where I was well-off? 867 00:55:43,687 --> 00:55:46,884 That's right! Would I go under the ground? No, there's no future in it! 868 00:55:48,967 --> 00:55:52,403 - Miss Frenchy, honey, you know that blue dress? - Mm-hmm. 869 00:55:52,487 --> 00:55:55,160 Well, you can't wear it no more. It's got beer on it. 870 00:55:55,247 --> 00:55:58,125 - All right, you can have it, if it fits you. - It does. 871 00:56:00,127 --> 00:56:02,800 - Now, Mr Kent, if you're mad at me about your-- - Shut up! 872 00:56:02,887 --> 00:56:05,606 - Did you have any callers at the house today? - Men, women or children? 873 00:56:05,687 --> 00:56:08,485 Start acting smart and I'll slap you around. Did ya or didn't ya? 874 00:56:08,567 --> 00:56:10,797 - Who, for instance? - Destry, for instance. 875 00:56:10,887 --> 00:56:14,197 - Why not? - When I ask a question, I like a direct answer. 876 00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:16,118 - What was the conversation? - All of it? 877 00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:18,926 - All of it. - Well, let me see. I said hello. 878 00:56:19,007 --> 00:56:21,965 No, he said hello. Then I said, won't you sit down... 879 00:56:22,047 --> 00:56:25,722 - and then he said-- - What did he come for? Get to that part quick! 880 00:56:25,807 --> 00:56:27,638 - Because he's a gentleman. - That's a lie. 881 00:56:27,727 --> 00:56:30,764 - I could prove it to anybody but you. - Are you actin' smart? 882 00:56:30,847 --> 00:56:33,919 - He came to apologize. - Is that all? 883 00:56:34,007 --> 00:56:38,319 That's all he had time for. He was in a hurry to go. 884 00:56:38,407 --> 00:56:41,285 Just like you are... now. 885 00:56:43,207 --> 00:56:45,641 If I ever catch you stackin' 'em on me... 886 00:56:45,727 --> 00:56:47,558 I'll personally put the lights out... 887 00:56:47,647 --> 00:56:50,445 then I won't know you from anyone else in the game. 888 00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:56,835 My, my, hejust ain't got... 889 00:56:56,927 --> 00:56:59,566 no personality at all, is he? 890 00:56:59,647 --> 00:57:03,686 - Where you goin: Miss Frenchy? - I'm going outside and see what fresh air smells like. 891 00:57:05,607 --> 00:57:08,440 ♪♪ 892 00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:16,118 Watch close and follow any of that gang that comes out. 893 00:57:16,207 --> 00:57:19,597 - I don't get you. - All right, we can't find the missing body, can we? 894 00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:22,326 The next best thing is to have the missing body find us. 895 00:57:22,407 --> 00:57:24,398 - Oh. - Keep your eyes open. 896 00:57:24,487 --> 00:57:27,524 Oh, when I was a deputy, I could think. 897 00:57:27,607 --> 00:57:29,677 Now I'm sheriff, I'm all fuddled. 898 00:57:29,767 --> 00:57:31,598 You're fuddled, I'm fuddled, he's fuddled. 899 00:57:31,687 --> 00:57:33,962 Let's go home! Please! 900 00:57:34,047 --> 00:57:36,356 Take your hands off of me and do as you're told. 901 00:57:36,447 --> 00:57:38,278 He knows what he's doin'. 902 00:57:40,767 --> 00:57:42,997 Got a match? 903 00:57:43,087 --> 00:57:45,920 Hello there. Sure. 904 00:57:54,047 --> 00:57:57,005 - What, have you been throwin' things again? - How did you know? 905 00:57:57,087 --> 00:58:00,159 I read a book once that said women always look their best... 906 00:58:00,247 --> 00:58:04,081 in the peace and quiet that follows a storm of violence. 907 00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:06,761 That's pretty good. 908 00:58:06,847 --> 00:58:09,600 Would've been much nicer if you'd thought of that yourself. 909 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:12,485 Well, as a matter of fact, I did. 910 00:58:15,607 --> 00:58:17,837 - Going in the saloon? - Yeah. 911 00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:19,963 - Business or pleasure? - Business. 912 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:23,198 So you won't take my advice, huh? 913 00:58:23,287 --> 00:58:26,085 You mean leave town now? I'm just beginning to like it. 914 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:35,243 Take my rabbit's foot. Keep away from dark corners. 915 00:58:38,647 --> 00:58:40,683 I see now why you don't need guns... 916 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,520 and why I can't get my cattle through. 917 00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:45,563 Let me tell you somethin', Destry. 918 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:47,478 Nobody's gonna rob me. 919 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:51,037 I'm takin' 'em through in spite of you, Kent, or anybody else. 920 00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:53,721 Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. 921 00:58:53,807 --> 00:58:56,480 You know, that's trespassin'. 922 00:58:56,567 --> 00:58:59,684 You're cuttin' in on Kent two or three different ways, aren't ya? 923 00:59:01,927 --> 00:59:05,442 Whoopee! Quiet. 924 00:59:06,607 --> 00:59:08,518 You'll live. 925 00:59:11,127 --> 00:59:13,846 Evenin', Mayor Slade. Sorta hopin' to find you here. 926 00:59:13,927 --> 00:59:17,840 - I'd like to have a little private talk with ya. - Sit down, son. 927 00:59:17,927 --> 00:59:21,363 Now... you have me surrounded here, huh? 928 00:59:21,447 --> 00:59:23,278 What's on your mind? 929 00:59:23,367 --> 00:59:27,406 Mayor, I don't think we're gettin' the kind of cooperation we should be gettin'. 930 00:59:27,487 --> 00:59:30,559 - No? Your move. - Oh. 931 00:59:31,687 --> 00:59:34,804 Let's see, uh... there. 932 00:59:34,887 --> 00:59:37,447 No, I, uh... I don't think it's Wash and me. 933 00:59:37,527 --> 00:59:39,438 - 'Course it might be. - Hmm. 934 00:59:39,527 --> 00:59:41,358 - But, uh-- - Crown that. 935 00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:43,278 Oh. 936 00:59:43,367 --> 00:59:46,006 Seems every time we ask a question, folks either shut up... 937 00:59:46,087 --> 00:59:48,920 or walk away like they'd never heard us. 938 00:59:49,007 --> 00:59:52,079 My guess is they just don't cotton to their sheriffs. 939 00:59:52,167 --> 00:59:54,123 Uh-huh. 940 00:59:54,207 --> 00:59:56,880 Well, you're probably right. 941 00:59:56,967 --> 01:00:00,357 Looks like I'm gonna take one of your men. 942 01:00:05,647 --> 01:00:09,720 Evidently Sheriff Keogh wasn't very popular either. 943 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:11,604 Was he? 944 01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:16,118 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 945 01:00:16,207 --> 01:00:18,118 You oughta jump me here. 946 01:00:20,007 --> 01:00:21,838 Every time I mention his name... 947 01:00:21,927 --> 01:00:24,964 it's sorta like I was talkin' about a ghost. 948 01:00:27,407 --> 01:00:29,318 Crown that. 949 01:00:29,407 --> 01:00:32,797 ♪♪ 950 01:00:35,127 --> 01:00:39,086 I don't wanna miss this. I'll finish with you later. 951 01:00:50,567 --> 01:00:52,717 - Everybody thirsty? - Yeah! 952 01:00:52,807 --> 01:00:54,638 Bartender! 953 01:00:54,727 --> 01:00:58,515 ♪♪ 954 01:00:58,607 --> 01:01:02,043 ♪ See what the boys in the back room will have ♪ 955 01:01:02,127 --> 01:01:05,642 ♪ And tell them I'm having the same ♪ 956 01:01:05,727 --> 01:01:09,766 ♪ Go see what the boys in the back room will have ♪ 957 01:01:09,847 --> 01:01:12,884 ♪ And give them the poison they name ♪ 958 01:01:12,967 --> 01:01:16,880 ♪ And when I die don't spend my money ♪ 959 01:01:16,967 --> 01:01:20,482 ♪ On flowers and my picture in a frame ♪ 960 01:01:20,567 --> 01:01:24,401 ♪ Just see what the boys in the back room will have ♪ 961 01:01:24,487 --> 01:01:28,116 ♪ And tell them I sighed ♪ 962 01:01:28,207 --> 01:01:31,882 ♪ And tell them I cried ♪ 963 01:01:31,967 --> 01:01:34,959 ♪ And tell them I died of the same ♪ 964 01:01:35,047 --> 01:01:38,926 ♪ And when I die don't buy a casket ♪ 965 01:01:39,007 --> 01:01:42,602 ♪ Of silver with the candles all aflame ♪ 966 01:01:42,687 --> 01:01:46,566 ♪ Just see what the boys in the back room will have ♪ 967 01:01:46,647 --> 01:01:50,196 ♪ And tell them I sighed ♪ 968 01:01:50,287 --> 01:01:53,757 ♪ And tell them I cried ♪ 969 01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:56,964 ♪ And tell them I died of the same ♪ 970 01:01:57,047 --> 01:02:00,244 ♪ And when I die don't pay the preacher ♪ 971 01:02:00,327 --> 01:02:04,320 ♪ For speaking of my glory and my fame ♪ 972 01:02:04,407 --> 01:02:10,004 ♪ Just see what the boys in the back room will have ♪ 973 01:02:10,087 --> 01:02:13,716 ♪ And tell them I sighed ♪ 974 01:02:13,807 --> 01:02:17,277 ♪ And tell them I cried ♪ 975 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:20,245 ♪ And tell them I died of the same ♪♪ 976 01:02:20,327 --> 01:02:24,400 Yeee-ahooo! 977 01:02:25,087 --> 01:02:27,965 The Mayor tells me you've been asking around about Keogh. 978 01:02:28,047 --> 01:02:30,607 We figured as long as we had a sheriff's office... 979 01:02:30,687 --> 01:02:32,518 we might as well do something. 980 01:02:32,607 --> 01:02:34,916 - If I was you-- - I'll be back in just a minute. 981 01:02:35,007 --> 01:02:37,919 - Now, I liked that. - Good. Then you can buy me a drink, huh? 982 01:02:38,007 --> 01:02:39,918 - Fine. - That's all for now, boys. 983 01:02:40,007 --> 01:02:43,795 - That's the idea of the song: get me a free drink. - I sorta gathered that. 984 01:02:43,887 --> 01:02:45,718 - You liked it, huh? - Yeah, it was all right! 985 01:02:45,807 --> 01:02:49,516 - I'll sing it again for you. Hit the music! - I'm telling you now: 986 01:02:49,607 --> 01:02:51,438 Keogh left town. 987 01:02:55,807 --> 01:02:58,480 Yeah, well, that's what I say. 988 01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:01,525 Then again we thought he maybe left somethin' behind. 989 01:03:01,607 --> 01:03:04,440 You know, like a body, maybe. 990 01:03:06,727 --> 01:03:09,366 Oh, of course, of course. 991 01:03:09,447 --> 01:03:11,881 Naturally, you couldn't prove no case without one, could ya? 992 01:03:11,967 --> 01:03:14,800 That's right, Mayor, that's right. 993 01:03:16,327 --> 01:03:18,602 But suppose we knew where there was one? 994 01:03:18,687 --> 01:03:21,645 It's in pretty good condition too. 995 01:03:25,727 --> 01:03:28,241 That's a fine, lively conversation when a lady wants a drink. 996 01:03:28,327 --> 01:03:31,558 - Come on, take me over to the bar. - You stay where you are. 997 01:03:31,647 --> 01:03:33,478 I haven't settled up with Destry yet... 998 01:03:33,567 --> 01:03:35,717 about that big favour he did me at the ranch. 999 01:03:35,807 --> 01:03:38,116 That calls for some wine. The best. 1000 01:03:39,567 --> 01:03:41,444 Sit down. 1001 01:03:44,047 --> 01:03:46,356 Well, that's mighty nice of Mr Kent. 1002 01:03:46,447 --> 01:03:48,483 Sit down and have some wine. 1003 01:03:48,567 --> 01:03:51,161 Ice up some of that wine, send it over to the table. 1004 01:03:51,247 --> 01:03:53,602 Run out to the place, see if it's gone. 1005 01:03:53,687 --> 01:03:56,759 - Hurry it up, will ya? - I bet if the thing's gone, Destry's in on it. 1006 01:03:56,847 --> 01:03:59,566 If he is, can I personally slap him in the mouth with my pistol? 1007 01:03:59,647 --> 01:04:03,526 - Wouldn't want to hit a dead man, would ya? - Yeah-- No! 1008 01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:05,438 Well, I don't know. 1009 01:04:08,807 --> 01:04:10,638 Uh-oh. 1010 01:04:14,527 --> 01:04:16,199 Now! 1011 01:04:24,447 --> 01:04:27,644 That fella Kent reminds me of a friend of mine in Kansas City. 1012 01:04:27,727 --> 01:04:29,877 He was a great wine drinker. 1013 01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:32,162 Every time he'd come into town with a new load of stock... 1014 01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:34,920 he'd rush right into the first saloon. 1015 01:04:35,007 --> 01:04:37,680 I had a friend in Louisiana like that. 1016 01:04:37,767 --> 01:04:40,998 Only every time he came to town he went to the nearest oyster house. 1017 01:04:41,087 --> 01:04:42,839 Eat a hundred oysters. 1018 01:04:42,927 --> 01:04:45,760 I'm sorry. I interrupted you. 1019 01:04:45,847 --> 01:04:49,396 Well, I don't think there's much point to my story. 1020 01:04:49,487 --> 01:04:51,762 A hundred oysters? 1021 01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:53,724 And everybody told this friend of mine... 1022 01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:57,595 not to eat oysters in July, but he wouldn't listen. 1023 01:04:57,687 --> 01:04:59,518 What's the point to that? 1024 01:05:00,887 --> 01:05:04,038 He found a pearl... that big. 1025 01:05:04,127 --> 01:05:08,006 - Oh, that's good. - No, it was bad. The oyster, I mean. 1026 01:05:09,287 --> 01:05:11,118 Killed him. 1027 01:05:13,767 --> 01:05:15,598 Who got the pearl? 1028 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,642 I did. 1029 01:05:22,247 --> 01:05:24,715 Will you stop chewing that tobacco? 1030 01:05:29,647 --> 01:05:32,605 Everybody! 1031 01:05:35,527 --> 01:05:38,724 Better go easy on this stuff if I wanna do any sheriffin' tomorrow. 1032 01:05:38,807 --> 01:05:42,402 Might take the day off. Eh, Mayor? 1033 01:05:42,487 --> 01:05:44,318 Might. 1034 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,238 Might as well go the whole hog. 1035 01:05:46,327 --> 01:05:48,887 How about you and me havin' a dance together, Frenchy? 1036 01:05:48,967 --> 01:05:50,798 Oh. All right, Kent? 1037 01:05:50,887 --> 01:05:53,640 - Sure. Go right ahead. - Come on. 1038 01:06:07,247 --> 01:06:09,124 I warned you. 1039 01:06:17,767 --> 01:06:20,600 - I still have the rabbit's foot. - You're going to need it. 1040 01:06:24,487 --> 01:06:27,320 - Is it a big, strong rabbit? - I hope so. 1041 01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:04,321 Just a minute, folks! 1042 01:07:04,407 --> 01:07:06,716 I hate to interrupt the festivities like this... 1043 01:07:06,807 --> 01:07:08,718 but I got official business. 1044 01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:11,685 You know, Wash-- I mean, the sheriff and me... 1045 01:07:11,767 --> 01:07:13,758 have been pestering you with a lot of questions... 1046 01:07:13,847 --> 01:07:15,803 about the former sheriff Keogh. 1047 01:07:15,887 --> 01:07:18,560 And we-- Now, hold on. Don't go away. 1048 01:07:18,647 --> 01:07:21,207 We ain't gonna ask no more questions... 1049 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,881 because Wash has just found the answer. 1050 01:07:25,727 --> 01:07:29,163 And, uh, one other thing. 1051 01:07:29,247 --> 01:07:32,205 All the relatives and friends of Gyp Watson... 1052 01:07:32,287 --> 01:07:35,120 are hereby notified that he's over in thejail... 1053 01:07:35,207 --> 01:07:37,767 charged with murder. 1054 01:07:39,647 --> 01:07:41,478 That's all. 1055 01:07:41,567 --> 01:07:44,240 - My brother didn't have nothin' to do with it! - Who did? 1056 01:07:44,327 --> 01:07:46,557 Well, I'll tell you who-- 1057 01:07:46,647 --> 01:07:50,276 - I thought you were through askin' questions. - Now, don't get excited. 1058 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:52,722 - He's not hanged yet. - And he ain't gonna be. 1059 01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:57,403 - You get over there and turn him loose. - I can't do that until after the trial. 1060 01:07:57,487 --> 01:08:00,638 Maybe by then he can explain what he was doin'... 1061 01:08:00,727 --> 01:08:03,878 - when the sheriff found him with the body. - Oh. 1062 01:08:03,967 --> 01:08:06,959 I'm sure Kent didn't know you had evidence like that, Deputy. 1063 01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:09,641 I think we got a pretty good case, Mayor. 1064 01:08:09,727 --> 01:08:12,116 - Darned near airtight, I'd say. - Hmm. 1065 01:08:12,207 --> 01:08:14,357 Well, that's mighty fine work. 1066 01:08:14,447 --> 01:08:18,156 And just to make sure that there won't be no miscarriage of justice... 1067 01:08:18,247 --> 01:08:21,159 as chief magistrate... 1068 01:08:21,247 --> 01:08:23,681 I'm gonna try this case myself. 1069 01:08:28,127 --> 01:08:31,119 Oh. 1070 01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:34,005 And all you citizens here present... 1071 01:08:34,087 --> 01:08:38,046 please report to my office tomorrow so we can select a jury. 1072 01:08:38,127 --> 01:08:40,561 Everything's going to be regular. 1073 01:08:40,647 --> 01:08:43,002 - Very regular. - Mm-hmm. 1074 01:08:43,087 --> 01:08:45,043 Yeah, well, thanks, Mayor. 1075 01:08:45,127 --> 01:08:49,279 But I'd better call you Judge now, hadn't I? 1076 01:08:49,367 --> 01:08:51,756 I sorta had a feeling I could count on you. 1077 01:08:51,847 --> 01:08:55,123 - Anytime, son. Anytime. - Yeah, all right. 1078 01:08:55,207 --> 01:08:58,119 - Thanks for the wine, Kent. - It's all right. 1079 01:08:59,487 --> 01:09:01,318 Frenchy. 1080 01:09:01,407 --> 01:09:04,797 Thanks for the, uh... dance. 1081 01:09:06,247 --> 01:09:08,124 Pretty good rabbit. 1082 01:09:21,327 --> 01:09:23,158 Ready to start bringin' my cattle through. 1083 01:09:23,247 --> 01:09:27,081 - Do I pay you off? - That's what I'm here for. 1084 01:09:29,127 --> 01:09:32,324 - How many head you got? - Oh, around 1 0,000, I reckon. 1085 01:09:32,407 --> 01:09:35,797 Let's see. At two bits a head, that's $2,500. 1086 01:09:35,887 --> 01:09:39,675 Yeah. I'll pay you for the whole bunch right now. 1087 01:09:52,247 --> 01:09:54,078 I don't care what the law says. 1088 01:09:54,167 --> 01:09:56,203 I brought those cattle through, I didn't pay a penny... 1089 01:09:56,287 --> 01:09:58,562 I ain't gonna pay, and nobody's gonna make me! 1090 01:09:58,647 --> 01:10:02,117 Jack Tyndall, you're the most stubborn, ornery, mule-headed-- 1091 01:10:02,207 --> 01:10:05,961 - Self-opinionated's a good word. - Self-opinionated bully I ever saw or heard of. 1092 01:10:06,047 --> 01:10:09,835 Hey, lady, can't you call him all them names without bein' so noisy? 1093 01:10:09,927 --> 01:10:13,681 - I'm tryin' to sleep. - Gyp, it ain't polite to interfere with family quarrels. 1094 01:10:13,767 --> 01:10:15,962 Now, go right ahead, Miss Tyndall. 1095 01:10:16,047 --> 01:10:18,277 It's like talking to a stone wall. I give up. 1096 01:10:18,367 --> 01:10:20,323 Well, that's too bad. 1097 01:10:20,407 --> 01:10:22,967 Sheriffin's getting to be quite a problem around here. 1098 01:10:23,047 --> 01:10:25,356 He won't talk, he won't listen. 1099 01:10:25,447 --> 01:10:28,757 If your brother doesn't pay that $2,500 he owes to Kent... 1100 01:10:28,847 --> 01:10:31,680 -I don't know what's gonna happen to him. -Nothing's gonna happen to me. 1101 01:10:31,767 --> 01:10:33,598 I can take care of myself. 1102 01:10:33,687 --> 01:10:35,598 Lot of things are gonna happen around this town, though. 1103 01:10:35,687 --> 01:10:37,518 You could sue and recover the money. 1104 01:10:37,607 --> 01:10:41,361 Sue Kent with Slade on the bench? You must think I'm awful dumb. 1105 01:10:41,447 --> 01:10:44,405 - Ain't it the truth. - I won't pay a plug nickel now or ever. 1106 01:10:44,487 --> 01:10:47,763 All right, I give up. I give up. 1107 01:10:47,847 --> 01:10:50,486 Miss Tyndall, I want to thank you for coming here... 1108 01:10:50,567 --> 01:10:53,479 and tryin' to help out. 1109 01:10:53,567 --> 01:10:57,003 We'll, uh... we'll all be here for quite some time... 1110 01:10:57,087 --> 01:11:00,841 so just feel free to drop over any time at all. 1111 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:03,282 - Matter of fact, I hope you will. - It's here! It's here! 1112 01:11:03,367 --> 01:11:06,200 I got it! I got it! I got the letter-- Oh, excuse me. 1113 01:11:06,287 --> 01:11:08,642 In my pocket. Oh, hello, Miss Tyndall. 1114 01:11:08,727 --> 01:11:11,321 - Aren't you pretty. - Hello, Mr Callahan. 1115 01:11:11,407 --> 01:11:13,238 Here's your fodder. 1116 01:11:13,327 --> 01:11:15,283 Cheese. Cheese! 1117 01:11:15,367 --> 01:11:17,198 Cheese for breakfast, cheese for lunch! 1118 01:11:17,287 --> 01:11:20,279 Tell my brother to stop sending me cheese! 1119 01:11:20,367 --> 01:11:22,927 - I ain't no mouse! - I tell him. 1120 01:11:23,007 --> 01:11:26,283 - This may change his mind. Tyndall! - Yeah? 1121 01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:30,244 Read that. 1122 01:11:32,407 --> 01:11:36,878 Now maybe you can understand why I want you to pay Kent the money. 1123 01:11:36,967 --> 01:11:39,686 If you can keep from gettin' your fool head shot off... 1124 01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:41,758 until that judge gets here... 1125 01:11:41,847 --> 01:11:45,123 I can get my murderer and you can get your money back. 1126 01:11:46,407 --> 01:11:48,318 All right. I'll go pay him now. 1127 01:11:48,407 --> 01:11:50,398 Well, now we're gettin' somewhere. 1128 01:11:51,687 --> 01:11:53,882 Uh, hold on now. 1129 01:11:53,967 --> 01:11:56,083 You might run into some trouble over there. 1130 01:11:56,167 --> 01:11:59,284 - We'd better send Boris. - Command me! Nothing can tempt me from my duty. 1131 01:11:59,367 --> 01:12:01,198 Where are we gonna pick up the money? 1132 01:12:01,287 --> 01:12:03,118 - Wells Fargo. - As soon as you get the money... 1133 01:12:03,207 --> 01:12:06,085 give it to Kent with Tyndall's compliments, and get a receipt. 1134 01:12:06,167 --> 01:12:08,761 Yes, mon commandant. I am a courier, fast as lightning... 1135 01:12:08,847 --> 01:12:10,917 silent as the night itself. 1136 01:12:11,007 --> 01:12:12,838 And no more cheese. 1137 01:12:15,087 --> 01:12:16,315 According to the provisions of the statutes... 1138 01:12:16,407 --> 01:12:18,967 of our territorial commonwealth... 1139 01:12:19,047 --> 01:12:23,040 you have been selected as representative citizens... 1140 01:12:23,127 --> 01:12:25,687 of our fair community. 1141 01:12:25,767 --> 01:12:29,521 We want to see that the public's faith is justified. 1142 01:12:29,607 --> 01:12:33,316 So when you boys retire to consider a verdict... 1143 01:12:33,407 --> 01:12:35,398 stay out for a while. 1144 01:12:35,487 --> 01:12:37,921 Kent will see that you're plentifully provided... 1145 01:12:38,007 --> 01:12:40,157 with liquid refreshment. 1146 01:12:40,247 --> 01:12:42,966 And after you've deliberated sufficient... 1147 01:12:43,047 --> 01:12:45,880 weighed all the evidence fair and square... 1148 01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:48,322 and brought in a verdict of not guilty... 1149 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:50,967 you'll be amply rewarded, y'understand? 1150 01:12:51,047 --> 01:12:53,197 - Okay, boss. - We gotcha, Mayor. 1151 01:12:53,287 --> 01:12:55,118 That's all. Drinks on the house. 1152 01:12:58,087 --> 01:13:00,476 - Mr Kent. - Well, what do you want? 1153 01:13:00,567 --> 01:13:02,398 Uh, nothing. That is, I was sent to deliver... 1154 01:13:02,487 --> 01:13:05,285 $2,500 in cash, compliments of Mr Tyndall. 1155 01:13:05,367 --> 01:13:07,198 He's gettin' smart to himself, huh? 1156 01:13:07,287 --> 01:13:09,118 Mr Destry had something to do with this, didn't he? 1157 01:13:09,207 --> 01:13:11,675 I'm a mummy, I'm a sphinx. I don't answer questions. 1158 01:13:11,767 --> 01:13:14,565 - Let's have the money. - First sign the receipt. 1159 01:13:14,647 --> 01:13:17,002 - What? - That is, if you don't mind. Please? 1160 01:13:17,087 --> 01:13:20,204 - Give me that money. - It's a mighty fine thing when a man realizes he's wrong... 1161 01:13:20,287 --> 01:13:22,357 and tries to correct it in a nice way. 1162 01:13:22,447 --> 01:13:25,837 Give it to him, Kent. 1163 01:13:25,927 --> 01:13:29,966 I see we've got some very intelligent peace officers in this town, Stavrogin. 1164 01:13:30,047 --> 01:13:32,845 I'm trying to live up to the blood of my forefathers. 1165 01:13:35,127 --> 01:13:37,516 Not like Tyndall to give in so easy. 1166 01:13:37,607 --> 01:13:39,996 Hey, you. You keepin' my brother comfortable? 1167 01:13:40,087 --> 01:13:42,362 - He's very delicate. - He's doing as well as can be expected. 1168 01:13:42,447 --> 01:13:45,245 - But he told me to tell you, no more cheese. - Did he say that? 1169 01:13:45,327 --> 01:13:49,081 - I'm quoting his every word. - Gee, that's bad if he don't want no more cheese. 1170 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:52,284 - They're not gonna hang him, are they? - That is not up to me. 1171 01:13:52,367 --> 01:13:56,042 - It's up to Judge Murtaugh. - That's good. 1172 01:13:56,127 --> 01:13:58,721 Judge Murtaugh? H-- 1173 01:13:58,807 --> 01:14:01,116 Hey, Mayor, who is this Judge Murtaugh? 1174 01:14:01,207 --> 01:14:03,516 What's he got to do with my brother? 1175 01:14:04,807 --> 01:14:07,116 - Clara! - Yes'm, Miss Frenchy? 1176 01:14:07,207 --> 01:14:10,040 - Go tell Mr Destry I want to see him right away. - Is somethin' the matter? 1177 01:14:10,127 --> 01:14:12,482 - Will you go? - I'm gone. 1178 01:14:15,767 --> 01:14:19,043 Hey, you. 1179 01:14:27,567 --> 01:14:30,843 Oh, you. What do you want now? 1180 01:14:30,927 --> 01:14:34,476 I want beer, but I'll take water. 1181 01:14:34,567 --> 01:14:38,321 Why is it you always get thirsty when I get to sleep? 1182 01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:41,399 I ain't answering nobody nothin' 'til I see my lawyer. 1183 01:14:41,487 --> 01:14:43,876 Do I get the water or don't I? 1184 01:14:43,967 --> 01:14:47,243 I'll give you water, you varmint you! 1185 01:14:47,327 --> 01:14:49,158 - Now, Wash, hold up now. - Oh, please! 1186 01:14:49,247 --> 01:14:51,556 - No, no, no. - Oh, you're always coddling 'em. 1187 01:14:51,647 --> 01:14:53,877 We gotta keep him good and healthy. 1188 01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:57,118 You better keep me good and healthy. That's the law. 1189 01:14:57,207 --> 01:14:59,038 Yes, sir. 1190 01:14:59,127 --> 01:15:01,960 Wouldn't want to hang a sick man... would we? 1191 01:15:02,047 --> 01:15:03,878 You still think you're gonna hang me? 1192 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:06,527 You think you're gonna get out of it because you're innocent? 1193 01:15:06,607 --> 01:15:09,917 - I ain't sayin' who's innocent or who's guilty. - Uh-huh. 1194 01:15:10,007 --> 01:15:15,684 Well, I always say you got to admire a man who'd get himself hanged for a friend. 1195 01:15:15,767 --> 01:15:18,042 - I used to know a fella once-- - You know too many fellas. 1196 01:15:18,127 --> 01:15:21,085 Mm-hmm. Well, I'll hang this up here. 1197 01:15:21,167 --> 01:15:23,283 Wash can get some sleep. 1198 01:15:24,847 --> 01:15:26,724 Here's good health to ya. 1199 01:15:32,327 --> 01:15:34,158 Oh, God. 1200 01:15:34,247 --> 01:15:36,078 I ain't gonna have a goodnight's rest... 1201 01:15:36,167 --> 01:15:37,998 until that federal judge gets here. 1202 01:15:38,087 --> 01:15:40,920 Why don't you go home? I'll entertain our guest. 1203 01:15:41,007 --> 01:15:44,716 No siree, I'm gonna sit up with that two-legged cactus... 1204 01:15:44,807 --> 01:15:49,119 and pour water into him until lilies sprout out of both his ears. 1205 01:15:49,207 --> 01:15:52,563 Be a very interesting sight. 1206 01:15:52,647 --> 01:15:54,478 Tom... 1207 01:15:54,567 --> 01:15:58,321 - do you think this is gonna work out? - Sure it's gonna work. 1208 01:15:58,407 --> 01:16:02,719 Now you see, either Gyp or his brother are gonna tell us a lot... 1209 01:16:02,807 --> 01:16:06,117 as soon as they find out Slade ain't gonna be on the bench. 1210 01:16:06,207 --> 01:16:08,038 - Yeah. Uh-huh. - You understand? 1211 01:16:08,127 --> 01:16:10,038 Oh, yeah. 1212 01:16:10,127 --> 01:16:13,676 I think this old town's gonna settle down into something pretty peaceful... 1213 01:16:13,767 --> 01:16:15,917 one of these days. 1214 01:16:16,007 --> 01:16:18,965 What's that? 1215 01:16:19,047 --> 01:16:21,197 - Somebody at the window there. - Here. 1216 01:16:23,087 --> 01:16:24,918 Nah, we settled that. 1217 01:16:25,007 --> 01:16:27,316 I'll be right behind you in case you're wrong. 1218 01:16:31,207 --> 01:16:34,279 Miss Frenchy say she want to see you right away. 1219 01:16:34,367 --> 01:16:37,120 - She says it's very important. - All right. 1220 01:16:37,207 --> 01:16:39,596 - Listen, Tom, I-- - You hold the fort, Wash. 1221 01:16:39,687 --> 01:16:41,996 Don't worry none about me. I will. 1222 01:16:48,167 --> 01:16:49,919 - Good evening. - Nice of you to come. 1223 01:16:50,007 --> 01:16:53,602 - The maid said it was important, so I... - It is. 1224 01:16:53,687 --> 01:16:55,518 - That's all, Clara. - Yes'm. 1225 01:16:55,607 --> 01:16:57,438 Sit down. 1226 01:16:58,967 --> 01:17:00,798 Drink? 1227 01:17:00,887 --> 01:17:02,718 All right. 1228 01:17:08,087 --> 01:17:10,999 - What's the trouble? - Trouble? There's no trouble. 1229 01:17:11,087 --> 01:17:15,046 I'm leaving town, and I wanted to see you before I left. 1230 01:17:15,127 --> 01:17:18,005 Well, that's pretty sudden, ain't it? 1231 01:17:18,087 --> 01:17:21,477 Did something happen between you and-- I mean... 1232 01:17:21,567 --> 01:17:25,446 - You and the dance hall decide to part company? - No, nothing has happened. 1233 01:17:25,527 --> 01:17:29,759 I'm tired of Bottleneck, the whole crowd and everything I've been doing. 1234 01:17:34,247 --> 01:17:37,762 - So I'm going back to New Orleans. - Uh-huh. 1235 01:17:39,047 --> 01:17:41,845 Well, folks are all gonna miss you around here. 1236 01:17:41,927 --> 01:17:44,361 All except a few wives, I suppose. 1237 01:17:46,927 --> 01:17:48,918 What about you? 1238 01:17:51,207 --> 01:17:53,323 Me too. 1239 01:17:55,847 --> 01:17:58,520 Well, good luck. 1240 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:01,599 - Hope you have a nice trip. - Thanks. 1241 01:18:09,007 --> 01:18:12,795 Speakin' of luck, thanks for the use of your rabbit's foot. 1242 01:18:12,887 --> 01:18:15,196 No, I want you to keep that. 1243 01:18:16,287 --> 01:18:19,324 Well, that's darn nice of you. 1244 01:18:19,407 --> 01:18:21,762 It's been a great help, you know. 1245 01:18:37,967 --> 01:18:41,357 I think I'd better get back to the job. 1246 01:18:41,447 --> 01:18:43,278 Goodbye, Frenchy. 1247 01:18:45,087 --> 01:18:47,965 Ever been to New Orleans, Tom? 1248 01:18:48,047 --> 01:18:49,958 No. 1249 01:18:50,047 --> 01:18:53,357 It's wonderful this time of the year. 1250 01:18:53,447 --> 01:18:55,324 You'd like it there. 1251 01:18:58,047 --> 01:18:59,878 How about it? 1252 01:19:02,407 --> 01:19:04,523 No, Tom, you can't go out there! 1253 01:19:04,607 --> 01:19:06,359 They know about the federal judge! 1254 01:19:06,447 --> 01:19:09,678 They'll kill you if you go down to the jail! Stay here, Tom! 1255 01:19:09,767 --> 01:19:13,726 They'll kill you if you go down to the jail! Stay here, Tom! 1256 01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:28,120 - Hey, Wash. - Well, Tom, they came. 1257 01:19:28,207 --> 01:19:30,277 - I was-- - No, now, don't do any talkin' now. 1258 01:19:30,367 --> 01:19:34,963 -Just rest. - I'll talk if I wanna. For a little while, anyway. 1259 01:19:35,047 --> 01:19:39,040 - All right, go on and talk. - Heh-heh. 1260 01:19:39,127 --> 01:19:42,199 I bet you knew a fella once who did something like... 1261 01:19:42,287 --> 01:19:46,678 falling asleep when he oughta have kept awake, didn't ya? 1262 01:19:46,767 --> 01:19:50,555 - Huh? - Well, uh... 1263 01:19:50,647 --> 01:19:53,445 Yeah, I... I knew a fella. 1264 01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:55,916 Lived down around Wichita. He... 1265 01:19:56,007 --> 01:19:58,282 He was a sort of-- 1266 01:19:58,367 --> 01:20:00,881 - Does it hurt? - Ohh! Don't hurt much... 1267 01:20:00,967 --> 01:20:04,596 but it makes me so doggonned-- Aah! 1268 01:20:04,687 --> 01:20:07,485 Wash. Wash. 1269 01:20:07,567 --> 01:20:11,606 Uh, well, go on. Go on. 1270 01:20:11,687 --> 01:20:14,076 What happened to the fella in Wichita? 1271 01:20:15,607 --> 01:20:18,280 Oh, uh... 1272 01:20:18,367 --> 01:20:20,244 Oh, well, h-he... 1273 01:20:20,327 --> 01:20:22,557 H-he was a, uh... 1274 01:20:22,647 --> 01:20:27,084 Oh, a... great, big, green sort of a punkin' roller... 1275 01:20:27,167 --> 01:20:29,886 you know, and-- and h-h-hejust... 1276 01:20:29,967 --> 01:20:32,276 This better be good. 1277 01:20:36,007 --> 01:20:38,202 Yeah. 1278 01:20:38,287 --> 01:20:40,482 We-well, you see, he, uh... 1279 01:20:40,567 --> 01:20:42,398 tried to keep awake one night... 1280 01:20:42,487 --> 01:20:45,877 when he was gonna catch a stage to a nearby town and he-- 1281 01:20:45,967 --> 01:20:48,765 he had a girl over there he was courtin' and-- 1282 01:20:48,847 --> 01:20:52,442 Man must be an awful fool to get shot in the back. 1283 01:20:52,527 --> 01:20:54,518 If I'd just-- 1284 01:20:54,607 --> 01:20:56,916 Wait a minute, Wash. 1285 01:20:57,007 --> 01:20:59,521 Now wait a minute. 1286 01:20:59,607 --> 01:21:02,883 You know, that's how they shot my father. 1287 01:21:08,127 --> 01:21:10,357 They didn't dare face him either. 1288 01:21:13,487 --> 01:21:16,718 They didn't give us a chance, did they? 1289 01:21:16,807 --> 01:21:20,959 - No. - Oh, I'm sleepy. 1290 01:21:21,047 --> 01:21:22,924 Plumb tuckered out. 1291 01:21:24,607 --> 01:21:29,317 That Gyp has kept me awake... too much. 1292 01:22:37,607 --> 01:22:39,916 Got some men that'll back you up, Destry. 1293 01:22:40,007 --> 01:22:42,760 All right. Let's get down to the corral. 1294 01:22:50,087 --> 01:22:52,078 Why do you just stand here like sheep? 1295 01:22:52,167 --> 01:22:54,806 - Why don't you stop them? - Go back where you belong. 1296 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:57,037 - Wherever I belong, I don't pretend. - You shut your mouth. 1297 01:22:57,127 --> 01:22:59,595 I wouldn't wait around for my man to get killed without doing something. 1298 01:22:59,687 --> 01:23:02,076 - Will you get out of here! - Wait a minute! 1299 01:23:02,167 --> 01:23:06,479 - What can we do? - I'll tell you what you can do. Let me go. 1300 01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:10,798 They're gatherin' at the corral! 1301 01:23:10,887 --> 01:23:14,357 Barricade the doors! Chairs, tables, up against the windows! 1302 01:23:29,287 --> 01:23:32,836 - As soon as the powder goes off, come out quick with the wagons. - All right. 1303 01:23:42,727 --> 01:23:45,161 Get that barricade up, will ya! 1304 01:24:36,407 --> 01:24:38,796 Are you women crazy? Get back! 1305 01:24:38,887 --> 01:24:41,355 Get out of the way, you women! 1306 01:24:41,447 --> 01:24:43,438 Get back! Back! 1307 01:24:43,527 --> 01:24:45,722 You can't do that! 1308 01:25:25,887 --> 01:25:28,355 Ladies, you can't do this! It ain't legal! I-- 1309 01:25:35,767 --> 01:25:38,440 Ladies, ladies! This constitutes rioting-- 1310 01:25:50,527 --> 01:25:53,360 Look out, Tom! Tom! 1311 01:25:53,447 --> 01:25:55,324 Tom! 1312 01:26:14,367 --> 01:26:16,198 Look out, Tom! 1313 01:26:22,167 --> 01:26:24,442 Look out, Tom! Tom! 1314 01:26:24,527 --> 01:26:27,599 Look out, Tom! Look out! 1315 01:26:34,287 --> 01:26:36,721 Frenchy! Frenchy! 1316 01:26:36,807 --> 01:26:39,401 Oh... Tom. 1317 01:26:39,487 --> 01:26:43,765 Tom. Oh, Tom... 1318 01:26:54,727 --> 01:26:58,163 Would you kiss a fellow goodbye? 1319 01:27:48,567 --> 01:27:50,797 - Good morning, Tom. - Good morning, Charlie. 1320 01:27:50,887 --> 01:27:52,718 - Fine day. - Yes, it is. 1321 01:27:52,807 --> 01:27:54,638 Yes, it is. 1322 01:27:54,727 --> 01:27:56,558 - Howdy, Tom. - Howdy, Hank. 1323 01:27:56,647 --> 01:27:58,478 Howdy, Hank. 1324 01:27:58,567 --> 01:28:00,398 - Don't forget Sunday, Tom. - I'll be there. 1325 01:28:00,487 --> 01:28:02,318 We'll be there. 1326 01:28:04,327 --> 01:28:06,966 Eli, you ever hear the story about Sawtooth McGee? 1327 01:28:07,047 --> 01:28:08,958 - Right at that post there he-- - You mean the one... 1328 01:28:09,047 --> 01:28:13,086 - where he fit his neighbour into a draw over a petticoat? - Yeah, that's the one. 1329 01:28:13,167 --> 01:28:14,998 Aw, everybody's heard that one. 1330 01:28:15,087 --> 01:28:17,806 - Wash sure could make 'em up, couldn't he? - Yep. 1331 01:28:17,887 --> 01:28:19,718 - Morning, Tom. - Morning. - Morning. 1332 01:28:19,807 --> 01:28:23,356 Did he tell you the one where he stopped a tribe of Injuns single-handed? 1333 01:28:23,447 --> 01:28:25,756 - I guess I missed that one. - It was like this: 1334 01:28:25,847 --> 01:28:27,678 He was off scoutin' one morning... 1335 01:28:27,767 --> 01:28:30,440 - ♪ LittleJoe, LittleJoe ♪ - and he come face to face with a whole tribe of Injuns. 1336 01:28:30,527 --> 01:28:33,837 - He didn't have nothin' on him except his bowie knife. 1337 01:28:33,927 --> 01:28:37,476 ♪ Sure did like his liquor and it would've got his ticker ♪ 1338 01:28:37,567 --> 01:28:41,037 - ♪ But the sheriff got him quicker ♪ - Yahoo! 1339 01:28:41,127 --> 01:28:43,004 - ♪ LittleJoe ♪ - LittleJoe! 1340 01:28:43,087 --> 01:28:44,918 - ♪ LittleJoe ♪ - LittleJoe! 1341 01:28:45,007 --> 01:28:48,716 - ♪ Oh, whatever's become of him I don't know ♪ - She don't know! 1342 01:28:48,807 --> 01:28:52,277 ♪ Oh, he sure did like his liquor and it would've got his ticker ♪ 1343 01:28:52,367 --> 01:28:56,076 - ♪ But the sheriff got him quicker ♪ - Yahoo! 1344 01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:57,998 Oh! Tom! 1345 01:29:02,487 --> 01:29:06,196 - What's the trouble? - Boris! Miss Callahan! 1346 01:29:09,247 --> 01:29:11,920 Don't you ever hit me! Stop! No! 1347 01:29:17,607 --> 01:29:20,804 Ohh! Sheriff, he's gone mad! 1348 01:29:20,887 --> 01:29:22,798 Who wouldn't be mad? 1349 01:29:22,887 --> 01:29:25,276 How would you like to wake up in the morning and hear the birds singing... 1350 01:29:25,367 --> 01:29:28,040 and then find the face of an ex-husband looking down upon you? 1351 01:29:28,127 --> 01:29:31,881 Would you? No! Rather a hundred years in the salt mines! 1352 01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:34,276 - Aah! Aah! - Ohh! 1353 01:29:34,367 --> 01:29:37,086 Well, the old regime is over... 1354 01:29:37,167 --> 01:29:39,727 and the new regime is here. 1355 01:29:39,807 --> 01:29:43,117 Boris Palitstandovich Stavrogin... 1356 01:29:43,207 --> 01:29:45,562 is the head of the house! Come here! 1357 01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:48,400 Gaze upon them features! Gaze! 1358 01:29:48,487 --> 01:29:50,955 - What's your husband's name? - Uh... well... 1359 01:29:51,047 --> 01:29:53,197 - Huh? - Boris Stavrogin. 1360 01:29:53,287 --> 01:29:55,084 See that you don't forget it! 1361 01:29:55,167 --> 01:29:58,159 I'm sorry, Tom, but it sounded like murder at least. 1362 01:29:58,247 --> 01:30:01,796 Oh, well, that's probably just the Russian way of expressin' somethin'. 1363 01:30:01,887 --> 01:30:05,277 - You know, speakin' of marriage,Janice... - Yes, Tom? 1364 01:30:05,367 --> 01:30:07,198 I had a friend once that happened... 112210