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却吃吃没有动块
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这是为什么呢
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难道老新家的大米不好吃吗
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那当然不是
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这背后啊是有眼睛的
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杨大人还没走出小区
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就又折回来了
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这是为什么呢
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这当然是因为他念念不忘老新家的大米
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跟树敦子给他的温暖
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跟欠他的帮租钱的
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可是呢
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他毕竟是个女人
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有些晚留的话
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他是不好说出口的
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所以呢
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他就借口这个环钥匙
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又敲开了树敦子的家门
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那树敦子也是个铁直男,根本就没看懂他啥意思,还傻合着呢,要把这个房租钱给他呢。
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大家注意这个钱的厚度,我估计也就是728的。
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那杨陀仔他家住这么长时间,老麻烦人家,还骂人家,他要是真有钱,是不是就不会特意反过来给他送钥匙,也不会要他退那个千八板的了。
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那试想一下,如果你很有钱,而你又跟一个你特别烦的人烦到不行的人有金钱瓜葛。
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你说会像羊头一样站在他家客厅
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等着他给你取得剩下的几百块呢
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还是大手一挥
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说剩下我不要了
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就赶快离开这个市位之地呢
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由此我们可以判断
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羊头是真没钱了
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在树端子没还他房租之前
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他手里头可能连住酒店的钱都没有了
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咱们试想一下
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如果你很有钱
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你会跟一个对你有色系
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你烦的烦的厚厚的小地缸通局
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还是他查的大米粥吗
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即使他的大米粥
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就是全宇宙第一好吃的老新家的大米做的
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那也不至于吧
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那玩儿就算再好吃也不至于你做这么大牺牲吧
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几块钱一斤的玩儿买点自己吃不行吗
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何必接人理下受制于人呢
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你抽抽这个羊头
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在天天就是要抱小宝往沙发的一排
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在家看电视
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那玩儿有老新讨厌吃青椒的视频好看吗
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你就看啊
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不是你看完它能给你钱咋的
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你倒是出去找工作呀
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别管干啥
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那总得干点啥吗
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你说你烦数顿子
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吧你还住人家家里
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那人家家能住一輩子嗎?
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你不工作不幹活到最後不害得只能人家養活你嗎?
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到時候你成啥了?
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你連金融裡藏的那個膠你都算不上,
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一定多是現代版武大郎家裡的幸運處理器。
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這個時候的樹頓子,
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好歹也是有良心和智慧之名的。
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他知道羊頭不得意他,
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也知道這個孤男寡女生活在一起,
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有諸多不變,
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所以他又主動手勢行李卷,
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離開了他自己的家。
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羊頭見樹頓子要走,
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就緊盲追了上去,
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說那要走也是我走啊。
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就在俩人在小区里争之不休的时候,
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这小男人不知道从哪儿冒出来了。
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不是这啥破小区啊,
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保安都干啥吃的,
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怎么丧私也能往里头放呢?
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你瞅瞅他这个死德性,
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这三年没吃过饱饭的孙骚,
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他一个劲儿得质问羊头,
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他跟树多恩的什么关系?
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不是大哥,你哪根儿聪啊?
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老登给了羊头家,
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大胖胸给了羊头姓,
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就連樹蹲子也給了羊頭口熱湖飯跟熱備屋
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你不但啥也沒給過她
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你還搶走了別人送給她的酒來喝
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你給她造黃搖
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你往她身上潑髒水
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你居然還口口聲聲地說愛她
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愛在你眼裡就那麼廉價嗎
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那說句不好聽的
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你跟羊頭唯一的牽連就是
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你是她前妓女的前男友
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她是你前女友的前小嗎
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除此之外
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你倆不比大街上的陌生人熟悉到哪去
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羊頭跟誰好
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倫桃你来问吗
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没女的事你少管行不行啊
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而杨桃呢也跟我想的一样
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她没好气得怼了小男人
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你知道吗
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我每天都在想你
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我快想死了你
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我还要死你知道吗
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那你怎么去死
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杨桃
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死吧 死吧
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站住
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哎呀这树蹲子呀
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你是既不中看也不中用啊
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那残血小男友都能把你这个
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我满血老灯造个大根头
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你说你是不是扔娃儿吧
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就这样的
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还口口声声地说要保护羊头呢
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啊呸
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我头后来所有的大风大浪
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当然这个老王独就是给的
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进屋之后呢
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羊头就跟疯了一样
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开始痛骂所有的男人
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说男人没有一个好东西
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他先是问树笋恩子
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喜不喜欢自己
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在得到肯定的回答之后呢
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又给他一顿冲骂
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哎
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树笋恩子再次利用官公
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送黄嫂的事跟他解释
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他冷笑着
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反问了一句
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二嫂偷光了你就喜欢她
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陶娃,你竟然这么恨男人
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那你为啥不离开这个男人啊
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你是在跟他撒娇嘛啊
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我咋一点都看不懂呢
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你说你看不上人家
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你烦人家
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还烦了人家做饭呢
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你还点点地跑过去吃
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还拿这个饭勺子把米压得实实的
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俺家卖大米好吃
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这是我知道
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但是你也能买得起
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你变整的不值钱这处行不行啊
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陶娃
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这哪是你这个大美女
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干出来得慎热
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哎呀
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这事不光是我看出来了
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就连楼下的送货小黑
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她都看出来了
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你大哥
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这在哪里扫啊
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不是
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你扫
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每天住你们家
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你说杨桃就这么扫不扫
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情不情
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得在人家住在
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那哪能怪人家吓醒啊
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舒顿子问啊
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自己想娶他
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是不是一件不要脸的事
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哎
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他还来气了
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他跑到酒吧里喝大酒去了
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我都说八百回了
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单身小姑娘
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我尽量扫去酒吧那地方混
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那咖哪有好人呢你说
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那上次酒吧老嫖请的喝酒
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他破了一脑瓜的
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要不是有受多人的护恶
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他早就让人给消遍了
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这次他还不长记性
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还往那个痴汗大本营去
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你说你长得有多招风
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你自己心里是不是一点币数都没有啊
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结果怎么着
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诶又遇着坏蛋了吧
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又被小男友给堵住了
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这个时候你就该趁着清醒嘛
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你说赶紧跑啊
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你还等啥呢
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这小子造你黄牙整天屁事不干,就知道跟踪你,调查你,你还不知道害怕呀啊
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你不是刚刚说完,男人没有一个好东西的人生真言吗?
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怎么放屁工夫就忘了呀?
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你跑到台上转木耳门能解决问题吗?
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阿桃,你愿意转木耳门你上警区里当美女布道王给自己站俩房租钱,犯钱不行吗?
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你整天喝酒喝酒喝酒的,你喝出一点好没有啊?
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你说你在呀谁看见了不得揣过你两下呀?
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就這個殘血小男友現在都瞧不起你
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把你當爛褲當了你知不知道啊
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(歌)
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一个那么多男人在一起为什么就不接受我啊?
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爸
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你给我起来啊
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你起来啊
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起来
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你给我起来
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你给我起来是吧
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好
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你给我起来
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"你把我"
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"你把我"
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"你把我"
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"你把我"
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羊头的眼睛被迫下之后
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树杜恩则正式成为了他的守护天使
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照顾他的吃蒜行早
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甚至还给他洗那衣裤
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不过你们也千万别以为这是什么雷锋在世
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树盾子这样做是有他的私心的
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你看看那个小眼
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你往哪儿瞄呢
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报警快报警啊
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谁来赶紧把这个色归给我抓住
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我的美洋洋都这么惨了
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还要被这个树盾子眼神围细
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这他妈到底是什么人间闹剧啊
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有没有人来管一管呢
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羊腿失明之后啊
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这树盾子的狼姿野心就暴露了出来
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他会在弯腰擦地的时候
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偷窥羊腿的裙底
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然后站起来对他露出来的皮肤
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躺看垃子
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他看了半天觉得不过瘾
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他所行搬个凳子,站上去扶看桃风
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他还十分恶趣,会得往羊桃的领口数扔墙皮
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完了趁那个羊桃捣了墙皮的时候
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凑上前去,用眼神探索一些未知领域
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羊桃先墙皮弄脏了自己,就跑去这个浴室洗澡
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而树端子则借着关系嫂子的名义
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扒着门份,偷窥嫂子洗澡
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哎呦,这端看得我真是闹心死了
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桃啊,你是不是没有藏腿裤的呀?
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你明知道树端子不是好人
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你怎么还在她面前天天穿这个操短裤呢?
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你明知道树端子不是好人,
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你怎么还在她在家的时候洗澡呢?
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你瞅瞅她那个围锁的样,
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她能是什么好鸟啊?
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退一万不说,
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你爱干净那是好事,
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那洗个澡也没什么大不了的。
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但是你洗完澡能不能穿件衣服再除了眼?
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你说你裹个小玉巾就出来拧子,
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那别说树端子惊不起忧祸了,
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我一个女的我也抵抗不住啊。
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你是不是对自己的美貌一无所知热桃
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明眼儿可能都已经看出来了
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现在杨桃跟树敦泽就是同居状态
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虽然杨桃不承认,他说他死也不会跟树敦泽
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可事实就摆在眼前啊,你抵赖不得啊
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而且杨桃现在对这个对他有非分之想的树敦泽是极度的信任啊
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他能裹个预金就在他面前晃悠
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树敦泽给他吹头发,他也不拒绝
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哎妈呀,你们看看树敦泽干啥呢?哎妈,拉眼睛
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现在的树根子还是比较有理智的
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虽然杨桃每天都在不经意里诱惑着他
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挑战他的软肋
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但是他还是控制住了自己的大脑跟自己的老弟
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可是话又说回来
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有的时候所谓的中程只是因为背叛的筹码太低
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树根子现在能保持理智保持中程
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可一个月之后
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一年之后
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十年之后
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就这么一个大美女天天在你面前荒唷
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你能保证不动心
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不想来一把冲动的惩罚,我咋不信呢?
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树端子的老弟被杨陶整醒了,
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树端子为了浇灭心中的御活,
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借口下楼买东西,离开了美洋洋。
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哎,没关一会儿呢,
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楼下的刨端小黑就过来送东西了,
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陶以为是树端子回来就给他开门了。
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结果楼下小黑一张嘴给杨陶下一句愈愣,
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杨陶以为家里头进坏银了,
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就搭上教堂起来。
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赶回来的树端子听到了杨陶的教海盛,
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以为这个羊头被人欺负了,就冲上前去,跟小黑耍了一套王不全。
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但是你们看看,这树端子怎么就是个冷娃儿啊。
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上次的残血小男友都能给他推个屁股端。
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这回那个身相立壮的楼下小黑更是能把它轻松拿下。
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你们看看,虽然这个树端子他身补胶体不软,但是他是真的一腿倒了。
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哎呀,王者小黑离开后,树端子就抱着羊头跟他一顿真情告白,
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说着说着,他就开始上手了。
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杨桃曾经那么骄傲的一个人,现在居然轮轮到这部天地,
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就连前夫的司机都想占他便宜,
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这是他万万不能接受的,
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他用尽全身力气,
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挣脱开树蹲子的手,
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死红的,
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我死也不会跟你的。
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而故事的结局呢,
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也果正如杨桃所说的那样,
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他一直到死,
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都没让树蹲子占到什么实质性的便宜。
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唉,
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可有的时候想想,
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跟他后来遭的那些罪比起来,
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跟树蹲子在一起,
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还是一个相对比较好的选择
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况且人只要活着
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那就还有翻身的希望
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只要活下去就有无限的可能
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而且像他这种中了基因彩票的原生大美人
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想要翻盘冲伤
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可比我们这些普通人要容易的多得多了
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其实杨涛不是没路可走啊
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他有个好gamy花花可以投靠啊
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他脸不是妹一掰吗
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难道说杨涛没有金条给他
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所以他就不认杨涛这个朋友了吗
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啊
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才两儿金条
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哎呀 我是真的没有办法理解羊头 又真的心疼他呀
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本来是握着一手好牌 开局就是王炸的人生大赢家
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怎么就落到今天的这部田地了呢
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如果人生是一道选择题的话 那他得是避开了多少证券现象 才能混成今天这个奶的样啊
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大伙注意看接下来这个画面哦
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医生给树敦子打电话 告诉他羊头的眼睛好差不多了 明天就能来拆线了
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可树敦在是怎么跟杨桃说的呢
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他跟杨桃说
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大爷不告诉他
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眼睛害得过段时间的好
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你就说他缺不缺德吧
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嗯
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但是啊
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大家也别以为杨桃这样就全人树敦在害的呀
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他也有自己的责任
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那谁让他一直赖人家步走
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还给人家撒赖口的呢
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你们不要看他手术行李又走了
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就觉得他已经下定决心
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离开树敦子了啊
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他又是真想走
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那白天早走了
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何必等到晚上树敦的下班了
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才开始收拾行李呢
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你们说那咋就这么巧呢啊
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他刚手上半烙
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树顿子就能开门进屋
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啊
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这
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在他们有这种巧合吗
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啊你说
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树顿子看见羊头要走
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那自然是不肯的呀
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他先是拿眼睛美好的事当说辞
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让这个羊头多留些日子
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又给羊头承诺
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从今以后绝对不会再碰他
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而羊头这回呢
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可价涨了个新眼儿啊
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他学会使用无期了
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他跟树顿子说
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你要是敢过来
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我能拿剪刀搓死你
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没过几天呢
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这个暴躁小微来看羊头了
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不过呀,这可不是他发现自己错怪了羊头来找他道歉了哦。
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他是因为小男友进监狱的事,找了这个树都恩在刑事问罪去了。
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树都恩说那小子都把你小妈的眼睛给整瞎了,我能不找人制裁他吗?
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哎,完了呢,这个爆掉小微还给那个有牙切实的就好。
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哎嘛,这小死丫头,你是真没良心呢。
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别说你这小男友压根就没有爱过你,就算你俩曾经轰轰烈烈的,
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那你也不能为了一个男人,就诅咒对自己有养育症的小妈啊。
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七年的母女神情比不過小鳥是幾個禮拜的了不
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你腦瓜是不是有該呀
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你覺得那是愛
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可人家覺得嗎
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你為人家放棄大好前生不要
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從這個國外退學在國內給人當田狗
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你經過人家同意了嗎
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田狗也是分級別的好嗎
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人家讓你田你那叫田狗
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人家不讓你田你就是騷擾狂
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你覺得你的愛很偉大
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可人家就恨不得你半夜被白雲他媽給帶走
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偷夜
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你從來都沒有問過人家,願不願意接受你的愛意,
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其實你只愛你自己,你根本就不愛小男友,
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你只是把他當成一件玩意兒,
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你希望他按照你的意志活著,
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你恨的也不是羊頭,
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你是恨有人比你漂亮比你強,
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你恨他不費摧毀之力就搶走了你現在的玩具,
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羊頭對你好,
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所以呢你就冷落他,跟他絕烈,讓他心裡難受,
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懲罰他恆刀多愛,
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可如果小男友喜歡的是別人呢,
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你能把人家怎麼樣?
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你也冷落人家跟著絕烈嗎?
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"阿伯托耶大姐,人家根本就不会care你好吗?
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你能伤到的,只有心里头有你的傻桃儿吧!"
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小薇听说羊头下了,她也跟着哭了起来,
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她在那个树顿子的带领下,找到了羊头。
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"你以为接下来就是母女二人解开心结,大团圆的画面吗?"
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"不,你想多了,小薇是来骂羊头的,她骂完羊头就走了。"
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"哎妈,小子丫头,你的心是真狠啊。
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都到现在了
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你居然还不肯相信
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羊头跟小男友是清白的
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你怎么就不打听打听小男友是因为什么把羊头给破瞎的呢
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如果他俩真的有事
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他脑子抽了呀
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去破自己的女神
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哎呀
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我之前不是一直说是五个男人
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联手把羊头推向毁灭的吗
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那下面呢
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我就来说一说
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寄老邓大庞熊小男友受蹲在之后的第五个扎文
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老嫖
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老嫖这个人你还记得吧
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他就是上次要请这个羊头喝酒
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却被羊头浇一脑瓜那个酒吧老板
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哎
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从那以后啊
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他就一直惦着羊头想做那个吃头的人啊
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这一天呢
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他找到树端子
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给了他一张卡
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让他把羊头叫过来玩玩
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树端子说
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这个人可是我的志爱亲朋
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得加钱
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树端子应该是没同意
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但是最近呢
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他那个招待费超标了
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业界不咋样
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再加上这个老板手下功夫啊
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确实了得
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他不答应
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哎
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那就揍到他答应为止
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00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:19,920
树敦子一合金,反正我吃不了桃,那我还不是把桃卖烤架去了
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我可是严格遵守江湖道一枚掃扫子,人家官公送广扫,守住了底线
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我老树护大嫂,我也没人值奔奔
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老飘的手下给了树敦子一瓶安眠药,树敦子直到羊桃就自己不放心
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00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,920
不肯吃自己的东西,就偷摸混进他买的饮料里了
444
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,920
这个羊桃喝些饮料没一会儿,就倒在沙发上睡着了
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接下来的画面就比较残忍了
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老树腰在外面喝大醉
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(音樂)
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( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 )
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( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 )
450
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:18,920
( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 )
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00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:28,920
( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 )
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00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:42,920
( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 )
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( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 )
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(字幕製作:貝爾)
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(字幕製作:貝爾)
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(字幕)
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( aspirant )
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はい
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出息也会给他自信气话的雷子出息在正头
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00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,520
出息在正头
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他一直变得紧的一直变得紧的
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00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,320
所以前前前送送好位的亲戚方向好几个手指
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00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,720
他叫的就是十个人
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他在身上他有了个短信之后
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有了个做个大方法
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有了个大方法
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他就说他要短信的给什么这个信
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女生在给你这个信
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女生在给你这个信
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女生他把他短信
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女生他把他短信
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女生之后呢
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大人还这人的大姜
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00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,520
他说他这人是大姜
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大姜是大姜
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他在这人的大姜
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他在这人的大姜
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00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,120
女生在给你这个信
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女生的小段位
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00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,320
她在这人的大姜
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00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,120
她在这人的小段位
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她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,320
她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,520
她在这人的大姜
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00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:35,920
她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,120
她在这人的大姜
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00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:37,920
她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,520
她在这人的大姜
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00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:39,920
她在这人的大姜
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她在这人的大姜
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侯 eve
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(字幕製作:Joyce)
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小胞胞,说:"哎,小胞胞,你怎么说什么呀,老胞"
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"短心肚子来着,多别着急多来着"
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"可别怕,小胞胞肚子来着,多大子来着,多困大"
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"这个是狂风,去嘴头,还是不好去嘴头"
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00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,640
"家好,在心理上来着,家好,人心上来着,人心上来着"
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00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640
"人心上来着,人心上来着,人心上来着,人心上来着"
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00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,640
"这有一个男人,在拽油的地方,全面包着,人心上来着,人心上来着,人心上来着"
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aja
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00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:15,840
"还是 fellow instead,面不夻,中心上来着,人施行用心血"
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就好像在�着腰捞着和キ catholyte结只是適合你 pressure
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舞浪面有捞着面面有捞着面子也有捞着面
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捞着面就被他下手要 properly
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感觉那个他是粡便不会马你
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有荣誉还是意地 theater
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00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:48,860
我可以化成一個模式之類的模式,就是像是一個小問題的,在那邊,小問題的方式,啊,可惜,這比什麼其實一樣,這比什麼不是?
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這半AM
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一螳螂制吧
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這半AM會有五只愛命,那最有名,誰知,我可以化成一個模式之類的模式之類的模式,啊,可惜,這比什麼?
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