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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,640 却吃吃没有动块 2 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:02,840 这是为什么呢 3 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,160 难道老新家的大米不好吃吗 4 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,680 那当然不是 5 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:09,400 这背后啊是有眼睛的 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,880 杨大人还没走出小区 7 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,080 就又折回来了 8 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 这是为什么呢 9 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,440 这当然是因为他念念不忘老新家的大米 10 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,920 跟树敦子给他的温暖 11 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,640 跟欠他的帮租钱的 12 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,560 可是呢 13 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,200 他毕竟是个女人 14 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,480 有些晚留的话 15 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,360 他是不好说出口的 16 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,080 所以呢 17 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,760 他就借口这个环钥匙 18 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,880 又敲开了树敦子的家门 19 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:36,080 那树敦子也是个铁直男,根本就没看懂他啥意思,还傻合着呢,要把这个房租钱给他呢。 20 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,980 大家注意这个钱的厚度,我估计也就是728的。 21 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:50,680 那杨陀仔他家住这么长时间,老麻烦人家,还骂人家,他要是真有钱,是不是就不会特意反过来给他送钥匙,也不会要他退那个千八板的了。 22 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:57,180 那试想一下,如果你很有钱,而你又跟一个你特别烦的人烦到不行的人有金钱瓜葛。 23 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,620 你说会像羊头一样站在他家客厅 24 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,820 等着他给你取得剩下的几百块呢 25 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,060 还是大手一挥 26 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:04,380 说剩下我不要了 27 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:06,380 就赶快离开这个市位之地呢 28 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,060 由此我们可以判断 29 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:09,860 羊头是真没钱了 30 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:12,220 在树端子没还他房租之前 31 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:15,260 他手里头可能连住酒店的钱都没有了 32 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:16,500 咱们试想一下 33 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:17,620 如果你很有钱 34 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,420 你会跟一个对你有色系 35 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:21,900 你烦的烦的厚厚的小地缸通局 36 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,540 还是他查的大米粥吗 37 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,540 即使他的大米粥 38 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:28,220 就是全宇宙第一好吃的老新家的大米做的 39 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,340 那也不至于吧 40 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:33,540 那玩儿就算再好吃也不至于你做这么大牺牲吧 41 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:36,100 几块钱一斤的玩儿买点自己吃不行吗 42 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,220 何必接人理下受制于人呢 43 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:39,460 你抽抽这个羊头 44 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:42,260 在天天就是要抱小宝往沙发的一排 45 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:42,980 在家看电视 46 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:45,780 那玩儿有老新讨厌吃青椒的视频好看吗 47 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:46,540 你就看啊 48 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,580 不是你看完它能给你钱咋的 49 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,340 你倒是出去找工作呀 50 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:51,180 别管干啥 51 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,380 那总得干点啥吗 52 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,740 你说你烦数顿子 53 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:54,940 吧你还住人家家里 54 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,940 那人家家能住一輩子嗎? 55 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:00,340 你不工作不幹活到最後不害得只能人家養活你嗎? 56 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:01,540 到時候你成啥了? 57 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:04,140 你連金融裡藏的那個膠你都算不上, 58 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:07,340 一定多是現代版武大郎家裡的幸運處理器。 59 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:08,540 這個時候的樹頓子, 60 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:10,740 好歹也是有良心和智慧之名的。 61 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:12,740 他知道羊頭不得意他, 62 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:15,140 也知道這個孤男寡女生活在一起, 63 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:16,140 有諸多不變, 64 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:18,140 所以他又主動手勢行李卷, 65 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,540 離開了他自己的家。 66 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,940 羊頭見樹頓子要走, 67 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,140 就緊盲追了上去, 68 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:24,340 說那要走也是我走啊。 69 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:27,140 就在俩人在小区里争之不休的时候, 70 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,140 这小男人不知道从哪儿冒出来了。 71 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:30,540 不是这啥破小区啊, 72 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,740 保安都干啥吃的, 73 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:33,540 怎么丧私也能往里头放呢? 74 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:42,140 你瞅瞅他这个死德性, 75 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:43,940 这三年没吃过饱饭的孙骚, 76 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:45,740 他一个劲儿得质问羊头, 77 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:47,340 他跟树多恩的什么关系? 78 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:49,340 不是大哥,你哪根儿聪啊? 79 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:51,340 老登给了羊头家, 80 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:53,140 大胖胸给了羊头姓, 81 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:57,220 就連樹蹲子也給了羊頭口熱湖飯跟熱備屋 82 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,540 你不但啥也沒給過她 83 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:02,500 你還搶走了別人送給她的酒來喝 84 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,900 你給她造黃搖 85 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,260 你往她身上潑髒水 86 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:07,460 你居然還口口聲聲地說愛她 87 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,420 愛在你眼裡就那麼廉價嗎 88 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,660 那說句不好聽的 89 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:12,980 你跟羊頭唯一的牽連就是 90 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:15,580 你是她前妓女的前男友 91 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,860 她是你前女友的前小嗎 92 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:18,700 除此之外 93 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,220 你倆不比大街上的陌生人熟悉到哪去 94 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:22,380 羊頭跟誰好 95 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,740 倫桃你来问吗 96 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:25,580 没女的事你少管行不行啊 97 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,140 而杨桃呢也跟我想的一样 98 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:29,980 她没好气得怼了小男人 99 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:30,980 你知道吗 100 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:32,820 我每天都在想你 101 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:34,540 我快想死了你 102 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,380 我还要死你知道吗 103 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:40,540 那你怎么去死 104 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,300 杨桃 105 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,380 死吧 死吧 106 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:45,620 站住 107 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,580 哎呀这树蹲子呀 108 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:49,780 你是既不中看也不中用啊 109 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,820 那残血小男友都能把你这个 110 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,540 我满血老灯造个大根头 111 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:55,100 你说你是不是扔娃儿吧 112 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,100 就这样的 113 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,300 还口口声声地说要保护羊头呢 114 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,100 啊呸 115 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,100 我头后来所有的大风大浪 116 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,940 当然这个老王独就是给的 117 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:03,900 进屋之后呢 118 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,180 羊头就跟疯了一样 119 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:06,780 开始痛骂所有的男人 120 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,420 说男人没有一个好东西 121 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:09,740 他先是问树笋恩子 122 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:10,940 喜不喜欢自己 123 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:12,780 在得到肯定的回答之后呢 124 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:14,140 又给他一顿冲骂 125 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:14,500 哎 126 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,380 树笋恩子再次利用官公 127 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:18,420 送黄嫂的事跟他解释 128 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:19,460 他冷笑着 129 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,420 反问了一句 130 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,420 二嫂偷光了你就喜欢她 131 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:25,180 陶娃,你竟然这么恨男人 132 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:27,540 那你为啥不离开这个男人啊 133 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:30,020 你是在跟他撒娇嘛啊 134 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,100 我咋一点都看不懂呢 135 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:33,540 你说你看不上人家 136 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,500 你烦人家 137 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,820 还烦了人家做饭呢 138 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,540 你还点点地跑过去吃 139 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:40,100 还拿这个饭勺子把米压得实实的 140 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,620 俺家卖大米好吃 141 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:42,980 这是我知道 142 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,500 但是你也能买得起 143 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,940 你变整的不值钱这处行不行啊 144 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:47,820 陶娃 145 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,380 这哪是你这个大美女 146 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:50,900 干出来得慎热 147 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:51,460 哎呀 148 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,380 这事不光是我看出来了 149 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,300 就连楼下的送货小黑 150 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,620 她都看出来了 151 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:57,580 你大哥 152 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:58,620 这在哪里扫啊 153 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,380 不是 154 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:00,900 你扫 155 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,420 每天住你们家 156 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,260 你说杨桃就这么扫不扫 157 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:04,900 情不情 158 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:05,940 得在人家住在 159 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:08,380 那哪能怪人家吓醒啊 160 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,340 舒顿子问啊 161 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:10,180 自己想娶他 162 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,540 是不是一件不要脸的事 163 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:11,900 哎 164 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,220 他还来气了 165 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:15,260 他跑到酒吧里喝大酒去了 166 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:16,900 我都说八百回了 167 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,060 单身小姑娘 168 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:20,300 我尽量扫去酒吧那地方混 169 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,660 那咖哪有好人呢你说 170 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,660 那上次酒吧老嫖请的喝酒 171 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:26,060 他破了一脑瓜的 172 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,660 要不是有受多人的护恶 173 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,180 他早就让人给消遍了 174 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:30,460 这次他还不长记性 175 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,260 还往那个痴汗大本营去 176 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,260 你说你长得有多招风 177 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:37,060 你自己心里是不是一点币数都没有啊 178 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,060 结果怎么着 179 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,780 诶又遇着坏蛋了吧 180 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:42,380 又被小男友给堵住了 181 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:44,740 这个时候你就该趁着清醒嘛 182 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:45,980 你说赶紧跑啊 183 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:47,180 你还等啥呢 184 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:53,860 这小子造你黄牙整天屁事不干,就知道跟踪你,调查你,你还不知道害怕呀啊 185 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:57,560 你不是刚刚说完,男人没有一个好东西的人生真言吗? 186 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,260 怎么放屁工夫就忘了呀? 187 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,740 你跑到台上转木耳门能解决问题吗? 188 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:08,260 阿桃,你愿意转木耳门你上警区里当美女布道王给自己站俩房租钱,犯钱不行吗? 189 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:12,460 你整天喝酒喝酒喝酒的,你喝出一点好没有啊? 190 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:15,860 你说你在呀谁看见了不得揣过你两下呀? 191 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:18,260 就這個殘血小男友現在都瞧不起你 192 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:20,380 把你當爛褲當了你知不知道啊 193 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:43,300 (歌) 194 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:47,200 一个那么多男人在一起为什么就不接受我啊? 195 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:48,600 爸 196 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,040 你给我起来啊 197 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,600 你起来啊 198 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:56,600 起来 199 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,840 你给我起来 200 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,400 你给我起来是吧 201 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,920 好 202 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:15,280 你给我起来 203 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:20,280 "你把我" 204 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:25,280 "你把我" 205 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:29,280 "你把我" 206 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,280 "你把我" 207 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,280 羊头的眼睛被迫下之后 208 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,280 树杜恩则正式成为了他的守护天使 209 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,280 照顾他的吃蒜行早 210 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,280 甚至还给他洗那衣裤 211 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,280 不过你们也千万别以为这是什么雷锋在世 212 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,840 树盾子这样做是有他的私心的 213 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,080 你看看那个小眼 214 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,240 你往哪儿瞄呢 215 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,680 报警快报警啊 216 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,280 谁来赶紧把这个色归给我抓住 217 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,440 我的美洋洋都这么惨了 218 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,680 还要被这个树盾子眼神围细 219 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,920 这他妈到底是什么人间闹剧啊 220 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,360 有没有人来管一管呢 221 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,880 羊腿失明之后啊 222 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,760 这树盾子的狼姿野心就暴露了出来 223 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,520 他会在弯腰擦地的时候 224 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,000 偷窥羊腿的裙底 225 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,280 然后站起来对他露出来的皮肤 226 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,280 躺看垃子 227 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,000 他看了半天觉得不过瘾 228 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 他所行搬个凳子,站上去扶看桃风 229 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,200 他还十分恶趣,会得往羊桃的领口数扔墙皮 230 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,600 完了趁那个羊桃捣了墙皮的时候 231 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,600 凑上前去,用眼神探索一些未知领域 232 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,200 羊桃先墙皮弄脏了自己,就跑去这个浴室洗澡 233 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,000 而树端子则借着关系嫂子的名义 234 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,200 扒着门份,偷窥嫂子洗澡 235 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,800 哎呦,这端看得我真是闹心死了 236 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,000 桃啊,你是不是没有藏腿裤的呀? 237 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,400 你明知道树端子不是好人 238 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,800 你怎么还在她面前天天穿这个操短裤呢? 239 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,000 你明知道树端子不是好人, 240 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,600 你怎么还在她在家的时候洗澡呢? 241 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,400 你瞅瞅她那个围锁的样, 242 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,000 她能是什么好鸟啊? 243 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,400 退一万不说, 244 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,000 你爱干净那是好事, 245 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 那洗个澡也没什么大不了的。 246 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,200 但是你洗完澡能不能穿件衣服再除了眼? 247 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,600 你说你裹个小玉巾就出来拧子, 248 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,600 那别说树端子惊不起忧祸了, 249 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,600 我一个女的我也抵抗不住啊。 250 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,000 你是不是对自己的美貌一无所知热桃 251 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,100 明眼儿可能都已经看出来了 252 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:18,000 现在杨桃跟树敦泽就是同居状态 253 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,200 虽然杨桃不承认,他说他死也不会跟树敦泽 254 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,100 可事实就摆在眼前啊,你抵赖不得啊 255 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:29,800 而且杨桃现在对这个对他有非分之想的树敦泽是极度的信任啊 256 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,600 他能裹个预金就在他面前晃悠 257 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,400 树敦泽给他吹头发,他也不拒绝 258 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,200 哎妈呀,你们看看树敦泽干啥呢?哎妈,拉眼睛 259 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,000 现在的树根子还是比较有理智的 260 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,400 虽然杨桃每天都在不经意里诱惑着他 261 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,800 挑战他的软肋 262 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,600 但是他还是控制住了自己的大脑跟自己的老弟 263 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,800 可是话又说回来 264 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,800 有的时候所谓的中程只是因为背叛的筹码太低 265 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,400 树根子现在能保持理智保持中程 266 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,800 可一个月之后 267 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,000 一年之后 268 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,200 十年之后 269 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,000 就这么一个大美女天天在你面前荒唷 270 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,400 你能保证不动心 271 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,000 不想来一把冲动的惩罚,我咋不信呢? 272 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,160 树端子的老弟被杨陶整醒了, 273 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,360 树端子为了浇灭心中的御活, 274 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,000 借口下楼买东西,离开了美洋洋。 275 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,200 哎,没关一会儿呢, 276 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,800 楼下的刨端小黑就过来送东西了, 277 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,600 陶以为是树端子回来就给他开门了。 278 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,600 结果楼下小黑一张嘴给杨陶下一句愈愣, 279 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,600 杨陶以为家里头进坏银了, 280 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,000 就搭上教堂起来。 281 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,800 赶回来的树端子听到了杨陶的教海盛, 282 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,200 以为这个羊头被人欺负了,就冲上前去,跟小黑耍了一套王不全。 283 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,400 但是你们看看,这树端子怎么就是个冷娃儿啊。 284 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,400 上次的残血小男友都能给他推个屁股端。 285 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,200 这回那个身相立壮的楼下小黑更是能把它轻松拿下。 286 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:54,800 你们看看,虽然这个树端子他身补胶体不软,但是他是真的一腿倒了。 287 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:00,200 哎呀,王者小黑离开后,树端子就抱着羊头跟他一顿真情告白, 288 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,600 说着说着,他就开始上手了。 289 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,340 杨桃曾经那么骄傲的一个人,现在居然轮轮到这部天地, 290 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:09,200 就连前夫的司机都想占他便宜, 291 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,280 这是他万万不能接受的, 292 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,820 他用尽全身力气, 293 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,200 挣脱开树蹲子的手, 294 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:14,960 死红的, 295 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,280 我死也不会跟你的。 296 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,520 而故事的结局呢, 297 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,520 也果正如杨桃所说的那样, 298 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,760 他一直到死, 299 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,560 都没让树蹲子占到什么实质性的便宜。 300 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,200 唉, 301 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,520 可有的时候想想, 302 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,880 跟他后来遭的那些罪比起来, 303 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,280 跟树蹲子在一起, 304 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,680 还是一个相对比较好的选择 305 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,440 况且人只要活着 306 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,920 那就还有翻身的希望 307 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,400 只要活下去就有无限的可能 308 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,480 而且像他这种中了基因彩票的原生大美人 309 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,520 想要翻盘冲伤 310 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,680 可比我们这些普通人要容易的多得多了 311 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,880 其实杨涛不是没路可走啊 312 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,200 他有个好gamy花花可以投靠啊 313 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,000 他脸不是妹一掰吗 314 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,120 难道说杨涛没有金条给他 315 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,360 所以他就不认杨涛这个朋友了吗 316 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,000 啊 317 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,600 才两儿金条 318 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,240 哎呀 我是真的没有办法理解羊头 又真的心疼他呀 319 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:06,720 本来是握着一手好牌 开局就是王炸的人生大赢家 320 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,520 怎么就落到今天的这部田地了呢 321 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:16,160 如果人生是一道选择题的话 那他得是避开了多少证券现象 才能混成今天这个奶的样啊 322 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,440 大伙注意看接下来这个画面哦 323 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:24,280 医生给树敦子打电话 告诉他羊头的眼睛好差不多了 明天就能来拆线了 324 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,240 可树敦在是怎么跟杨桃说的呢 325 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,240 他跟杨桃说 326 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240 大爷不告诉他 327 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,240 眼睛害得过段时间的好 328 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,240 你就说他缺不缺德吧 329 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:33,840 嗯 330 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,440 但是啊 331 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,840 大家也别以为杨桃这样就全人树敦在害的呀 332 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,640 他也有自己的责任 333 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,640 那谁让他一直赖人家步走 334 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,240 还给人家撒赖口的呢 335 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,140 你们不要看他手术行李又走了 336 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,640 就觉得他已经下定决心 337 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,140 离开树敦子了啊 338 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,440 他又是真想走 339 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,840 那白天早走了 340 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,140 何必等到晚上树敦的下班了 341 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,440 才开始收拾行李呢 342 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,680 你们说那咋就这么巧呢啊 343 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,080 他刚手上半烙 344 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,520 树顿子就能开门进屋 345 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,040 啊 346 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:00,560 这 347 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,160 在他们有这种巧合吗 348 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:02,840 啊你说 349 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,480 树顿子看见羊头要走 350 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,960 那自然是不肯的呀 351 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,360 他先是拿眼睛美好的事当说辞 352 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,200 让这个羊头多留些日子 353 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,320 又给羊头承诺 354 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,320 从今以后绝对不会再碰他 355 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,480 而羊头这回呢 356 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,880 可价涨了个新眼儿啊 357 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,240 他学会使用无期了 358 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,360 他跟树顿子说 359 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,360 你要是敢过来 360 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,920 我能拿剪刀搓死你 361 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,960 没过几天呢 362 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,920 这个暴躁小微来看羊头了 363 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:28,320 不过呀,这可不是他发现自己错怪了羊头来找他道歉了哦。 364 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,520 他是因为小男友进监狱的事,找了这个树都恩在刑事问罪去了。 365 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:37,120 树都恩说那小子都把你小妈的眼睛给整瞎了,我能不找人制裁他吗? 366 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:41,120 哎,完了呢,这个爆掉小微还给那个有牙切实的就好。 367 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,120 哎嘛,这小死丫头,你是真没良心呢。 368 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:48,920 别说你这小男友压根就没有爱过你,就算你俩曾经轰轰烈烈的, 369 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:53,720 那你也不能为了一个男人,就诅咒对自己有养育症的小妈啊。 370 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,680 七年的母女神情比不過小鳥是幾個禮拜的了不 371 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,680 你腦瓜是不是有該呀 372 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,800 你覺得那是愛 373 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,880 可人家覺得嗎 374 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,400 你為人家放棄大好前生不要 375 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,000 從這個國外退學在國內給人當田狗 376 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,280 你經過人家同意了嗎 377 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,240 田狗也是分級別的好嗎 378 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,480 人家讓你田你那叫田狗 379 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,800 人家不讓你田你就是騷擾狂 380 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,400 你覺得你的愛很偉大 381 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,320 可人家就恨不得你半夜被白雲他媽給帶走 382 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,120 偷夜 383 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,200 你從來都沒有問過人家,願不願意接受你的愛意, 384 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,360 其實你只愛你自己,你根本就不愛小男友, 385 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,200 你只是把他當成一件玩意兒, 386 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,080 你希望他按照你的意志活著, 387 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,480 你恨的也不是羊頭, 388 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,600 你是恨有人比你漂亮比你強, 389 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,680 你恨他不費摧毀之力就搶走了你現在的玩具, 390 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,880 羊頭對你好, 391 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,840 所以呢你就冷落他,跟他絕烈,讓他心裡難受, 392 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,200 懲罰他恆刀多愛, 393 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,440 可如果小男友喜歡的是別人呢, 394 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,520 你能把人家怎麼樣? 395 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,360 你也冷落人家跟著絕烈嗎? 396 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,960 "阿伯托耶大姐,人家根本就不会care你好吗? 397 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,760 你能伤到的,只有心里头有你的傻桃儿吧!" 398 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,760 小薇听说羊头下了,她也跟着哭了起来, 399 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,560 她在那个树顿子的带领下,找到了羊头。 400 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,760 "你以为接下来就是母女二人解开心结,大团圆的画面吗?" 401 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:13,960 "不,你想多了,小薇是来骂羊头的,她骂完羊头就走了。" 402 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,960 "哎妈,小子丫头,你的心是真狠啊。 403 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,360 都到现在了 404 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,160 你居然还不肯相信 405 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,360 羊头跟小男友是清白的 406 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:26,960 你怎么就不打听打听小男友是因为什么把羊头给破瞎的呢 407 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,560 如果他俩真的有事 408 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,760 他脑子抽了呀 409 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,960 去破自己的女神 410 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,460 哎呀 411 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,560 我之前不是一直说是五个男人 412 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,960 联手把羊头推向毁灭的吗 413 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,660 那下面呢 414 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,860 我就来说一说 415 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:42,160 寄老邓大庞熊小男友受蹲在之后的第五个扎文 416 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,160 老嫖 417 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,960 老嫖这个人你还记得吧 418 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,200 他就是上次要请这个羊头喝酒 419 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,480 却被羊头浇一脑瓜那个酒吧老板 420 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,080 哎 421 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:50,960 从那以后啊 422 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,200 他就一直惦着羊头想做那个吃头的人啊 423 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:54,720 这一天呢 424 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,800 他找到树端子 425 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,800 给了他一张卡 426 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,640 让他把羊头叫过来玩玩 427 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,360 树端子说 428 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,040 这个人可是我的志爱亲朋 429 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:02,760 得加钱 430 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,440 树端子应该是没同意 431 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,280 但是最近呢 432 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,800 他那个招待费超标了 433 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,960 业界不咋样 434 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,040 再加上这个老板手下功夫啊 435 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,000 确实了得 436 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,800 他不答应 437 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,040 哎 438 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,920 那就揍到他答应为止 439 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:19,920 树敦子一合金,反正我吃不了桃,那我还不是把桃卖烤架去了 440 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:25,420 我可是严格遵守江湖道一枚掃扫子,人家官公送广扫,守住了底线 441 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,920 我老树护大嫂,我也没人值奔奔 442 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:33,920 老飘的手下给了树敦子一瓶安眠药,树敦子直到羊桃就自己不放心 443 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,920 不肯吃自己的东西,就偷摸混进他买的饮料里了 444 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,920 这个羊桃喝些饮料没一会儿,就倒在沙发上睡着了 445 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,920 接下来的画面就比较残忍了 446 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,920 老树腰在外面喝大醉 447 00:16:45,920 --> 00:17:05,920 (音樂) 448 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:10,920 ( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 ) 449 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,920 ( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 ) 450 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:18,920 ( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 ) 451 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:28,920 ( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 ) 452 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:42,920 ( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 ) 453 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:47,920 ( 無論如何,他也會被他當成是個小女孩 ) 454 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,920 (字幕製作:貝爾) 455 00:17:49,920 --> 00:18:18,920 (字幕製作:貝爾) 456 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:35,720 (字幕) 457 00:18:35,720 --> 00:19:00,140 ( aspirant ) 458 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,120 はい 459 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,720 出息也会给他自信气话的雷子出息在正头 460 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,520 出息在正头 461 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,720 他一直变得紧的一直变得紧的 462 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,320 所以前前前送送好位的亲戚方向好几个手指 463 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,720 他叫的就是十个人 464 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,720 他在身上他有了个短信之后 465 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,520 有了个做个大方法 466 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,720 有了个大方法 467 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,120 他就说他要短信的给什么这个信 468 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,120 女生在给你这个信 469 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:17,520 女生在给你这个信 470 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,520 女生他把他短信 471 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,520 女生他把他短信 472 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,120 女生之后呢 473 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,320 大人还这人的大姜 474 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,520 他说他这人是大姜 475 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,520 大姜是大姜 476 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,520 他在这人的大姜 477 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,520 他在这人的大姜 478 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,120 女生在给你这个信 479 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:27,520 女生的小段位 480 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,320 她在这人的大姜 481 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,120 她在这人的小段位 482 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:29,720 她在这人的大姜 483 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,520 她在这人的大姜 484 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,720 她在这人的大姜 485 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:31,720 她在这人的大姜 486 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,320 她在这人的大姜 487 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:32,920 她在这人的大姜 488 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,920 她在这人的大姜 489 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,520 她在这人的大姜 490 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:34,920 她在这人的大姜 491 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,520 她在这人的大姜 492 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:35,920 她在这人的大姜 493 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:36,920 她在这人的大姜 494 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,120 她在这人的大姜 495 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:37,920 她在这人的大姜 496 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:38,920 她在这人的大姜 497 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,520 她在这人的大姜 498 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:39,920 她在这人的大姜 499 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,520 她在这人的大姜 500 00:19:40,520 --> 00:20:07,040 侯 eve 501 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:33,040 (字幕製作:Joyce) 502 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,240 小胞胞,说:"哎,小胞胞,你怎么说什么呀,老胞" 503 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,040 "短心肚子来着,多别着急多来着" 504 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,040 "可别怕,小胞胞肚子来着,多大子来着,多困大" 505 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,240 "这个是狂风,去嘴头,还是不好去嘴头" 506 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,640 "家好,在心理上来着,家好,人心上来着,人心上来着" 507 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640 "人心上来着,人心上来着,人心上来着,人心上来着" 508 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,640 "这有一个男人,在拽油的地方,全面包着,人心上来着,人心上来着,人心上来着" 509 00:20:48,640 --> 00:21:10,640 aja 510 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:15,840 "还是 fellow instead,面不夻,中心上来着,人施行用心血" 511 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:22,140 就好像在�着腰捞着和キ catholyte结只是適合你 pressure 512 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,380 舞浪面有捞着面面有捞着面子也有捞着面 513 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:29,400 捞着面就被他下手要 properly 514 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,320 感觉那个他是粡便不会马你 515 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:42,300 有荣誉还是意地 theater 516 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:48,860 我可以化成一個模式之類的模式,就是像是一個小問題的,在那邊,小問題的方式,啊,可惜,這比什麼其實一樣,這比什麼不是? 517 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:54,800 這半AM 518 00:21:54,800 --> 00:22:15,960 一螳螂制吧 519 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:30,960 這半AM會有五只愛命,那最有名,誰知,我可以化成一個模式之類的模式之類的模式,啊,可惜,這比什麼? 35553

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