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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:22,600 Subtitles by APOLLO Resync for WEB-DL by Darleg www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:57,085 --> 00:02:02,063 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in nasty situations.' 3 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,294 'Let's play Botherguts!' 4 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:12,429 'Come on! 5 00:04:12,554 --> 00:04:15,438 'Three, two, one! 6 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:19,939 'Go! 7 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,052 'Chuck her a bun! 8 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:31,659 'Not hungry?! That's a first?! 9 00:04:32,832 --> 00:04:34,138 'Come on! 10 00:04:41,094 --> 00:04:42,399 'That'd hurt! 11 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:48,419 Brilliant! 12 00:05:00,442 --> 00:05:02,497 Fucking brilliant, that! 13 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:40,299 That one does that sometimes. Hang on. 14 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:44,299 There's a little knob in here somewhere. 15 00:05:46,574 --> 00:05:48,688 Almost the only real thing in there, 16 00:05:48,704 --> 00:05:50,959 and even that's grown in a Petri dish. 17 00:05:52,175 --> 00:05:53,481 Thank you. 18 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,817 'Licking my pussy.' 19 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,060 For Christ's sake! 20 00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:46,859 Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut! Cheers for the reflection! 21 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,676 One minute I'm in slitsville, the next there's a haunted pig 22 00:06:49,689 --> 00:06:53,129 gawping at me. They may as well have cut to a war crime! 23 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:55,892 Oi! 24 00:07:00,156 --> 00:07:01,459 You missed a bit. 25 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,329 Pie ape! 26 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:10,370 You see that? 27 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,243 Fucking pie ape! 28 00:07:21,044 --> 00:07:23,859 He'll be in lemon and all before long! 29 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,339 'Selma Telse.' 30 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:56,017 'Howie Mandelbrot.' 31 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:08,515 'Each headlines their own content on one of your eight daylight streams. 32 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:12,413 'But they started here, like you. 33 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:15,981 'Putting their back into giving back for a brighter now. 34 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:22,333 'Each paying their dues like you, hoping to become a hot shot.' 35 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:32,868 'That wasn't good... 36 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:38,714 '..that was beyond incredible!' 37 00:08:43,078 --> 00:08:46,735 'You decide the victors, you control their fates, 38 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:50,217 'you make the call on Hot Shots. 39 00:09:07,253 --> 00:09:12,612 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in the nastiest situations. 40 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:15,059 'So let's view it.' 41 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:17,699 'Resume viewing. Resume viewing. 42 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,939 'Resume viewing. 43 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,499 'Resume viewing. Resume viewing. 44 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,739 'Resume viewing.' 45 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:36,007 'You are going to see it all.' 46 00:09:36,427 --> 00:09:39,312 'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL. 47 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,535 'Hey, what else were you planning to do with that hand?' 48 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:47,099 'You lick my pussy, baby. 49 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,859 'I turn you on! 50 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,299 'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello. 51 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:56,783 'Hi, I'm Evie.' 52 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,859 Didn't let him sign in. 53 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,148 Told him to report to 22 down. 54 00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:22,966 Told ya! 55 00:11:23,631 --> 00:11:26,143 He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck! 56 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,460 What do you think? 57 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,497 It's a bit much. 58 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,529 Yeah. 59 00:12:21,878 --> 00:12:24,949 'Best thing about my new lifestyle? Where do I start? 60 00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:29,148 'I love choosing my own clothes and I love gold. 61 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,493 'I feel like it really expresses who I really am 62 00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:35,379 'and I love looking over outside. 63 00:12:35,618 --> 00:12:38,819 'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just wish that everyone could see it.' 64 00:12:38,944 --> 00:12:40,654 Nice outfit 65 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,939 Suits you. 66 00:12:45,746 --> 00:12:49,489 'Well, honesty is ruthless so I suppose it's just honesty... 67 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,621 'ruthless honesty.' 68 00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:10,171 Drying my hands. 69 00:14:11,838 --> 00:14:13,144 Impressive. 70 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,099 Have fun... 71 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,707 I mean, on the... 72 00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:29,299 'Hey, regular user! 73 00:14:29,424 --> 00:14:34,467 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in the nastiest situation. 74 00:14:34,592 --> 00:14:35,915 'Select view... ' 75 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,908 Dick. 76 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,013 Detritus. Sorry. 77 00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,351 Come on! 78 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,995 Wait. There's a knack to it. 79 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,413 - You'll take your fingers off. - Trust me. 80 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,465 Smart. 81 00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:56,779 Bing Manson. 82 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,675 Short for Bingham. 83 00:17:59,406 --> 00:18:00,724 Abi Carner. 84 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,355 Short for Abi Carner. 85 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,527 You're a new person. I've not seen you. 86 00:18:07,076 --> 00:18:08,679 I just went 21 last week. 87 00:18:09,276 --> 00:18:12,096 I wanted to go to Airdale My sister's there, but... 88 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,597 It's full, apparently. 89 00:18:18,356 --> 00:18:20,510 Proper fruit. It was worth the risk. 90 00:18:21,236 --> 00:18:24,646 The most natural thing in there's probably grown in a Petri dish. 91 00:18:26,236 --> 00:18:27,542 Yeah. 92 00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:29,471 Quite good, though. 93 00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:31,235 Yeah. That's the right way round. 94 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:34,115 When you get the cheap one, you end up having to pedal it off. 95 00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:37,395 Then you want more sugar. Then you're playing catch-up and I've... 96 00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:40,284 I've been there. It's a vicious circle. 97 00:18:42,743 --> 00:18:44,671 Can't you just use that CPT app? 98 00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:45,999 What's that? 99 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,595 This cognitive behavioural thing. 100 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:51,286 It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food. 101 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:54,130 Whispers you into it while you sleep. 102 00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,327 Yeah, I should try that, yeah. 103 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,015 I liked your singing the other day. 104 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,302 I was trying to sing so no-one could hear me pee. 105 00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:15,155 I'm not Selma or anything. 106 00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:19,155 You've got a phenomenal voice. It was the most beautiful song... 107 00:19:21,676 --> 00:19:24,228 Y... You think I'm being cheesy? 108 00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:29,373 All right, I am being cheesy. 109 00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:31,673 But it was beautiful, so, you know... 110 00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:36,797 Reality's cheesy sometimes. Not often, admittedly, but... 111 00:19:37,716 --> 00:19:39,026 Now. 112 00:19:40,276 --> 00:19:41,610 Yeah... 113 00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:49,945 Well, thank you. 114 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:55,859 It's just noises, though. 115 00:19:56,605 --> 00:19:58,147 Noises in the right order. 116 00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,595 Don't downplay... you're good. 117 00:19:59,596 --> 00:20:02,049 The song's good. It's old. 118 00:20:04,442 --> 00:20:08,024 My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum. 119 00:20:08,915 --> 00:20:10,220 A hand-me-down. 120 00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:15,459 You thought of trying out for Hot Shot? 121 00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:18,456 Me? 122 00:20:18,922 --> 00:20:20,235 Why not? 123 00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:21,934 Singing in front of Judge Hope? 124 00:20:21,956 --> 00:20:25,555 I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus. 125 00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:26,750 No, you'd walk it. 126 00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:27,979 (A) I wouldn't. 127 00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:32,182 (And B)... I don't have that clockage. 128 00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:35,435 It's, what, 12 mil just to enter? 129 00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:37,715 What kind of bike time is that? Six months? 130 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:40,035 - Yeah, but... - I'm hand to mouth. 131 00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:44,055 I know people save and stuff to get onto that stage 132 00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:46,673 and then there's what Selma did. But, you know what? 133 00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:50,062 - I'd rather not give myself... - Yeah, but I'll gift it to you. 134 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:54,377 The full 12, I'll gift it. 135 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,115 Don't be ridiculous! 136 00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:04,459 Seriously, I've got it spare. 137 00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:06,935 You've got 12 mil spare? 138 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:09,082 My brother left it me. 139 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:11,631 Own a channel, does he? 140 00:21:11,913 --> 00:21:13,219 No, he... 141 00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:14,985 He died. 142 00:21:16,866 --> 00:21:20,224 He... He died last year, 143 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,300 so it got transferred to me. 144 00:21:22,796 --> 00:21:25,448 Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it. 145 00:21:27,993 --> 00:21:29,845 Why don't you spend it on you, then? 146 00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:32,668 And buy what? Some new shoes for my doppel to wear? 147 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,635 I don't know, upgrade your MOS... 148 00:21:36,636 --> 00:21:38,629 Or get a Fat Attack season pass? 149 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,515 Buy one of those wall buddies. 150 00:21:41,525 --> 00:21:44,933 The new ones that talk to you after shutting and solve your problems. 151 00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:48,940 They guide your dreams, like gurus. It's amazing, really, what they can do. 152 00:21:48,965 --> 00:21:52,515 A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I look as a werewolf? What's the point? 153 00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:55,759 - I know it can be quite funny. - It's all just stuff. It's... 154 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,864 It's stuff, it's confetti, it's... 155 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,422 You've got something real. 156 00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,159 What better to spend it on? 157 00:22:08,284 --> 00:22:10,348 You heard me singing in a toilet. 158 00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,035 Is that real? 159 00:22:13,036 --> 00:22:15,514 More than anything that's happened all year. 160 00:22:19,613 --> 00:22:22,225 I can't take that kind of clockage off someone. 161 00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:25,184 It's 12 mils, no way. 162 00:22:25,796 --> 00:22:27,167 Let me do this. 163 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:33,120 I... I look around here, I just... 164 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,888 I just want something real to happen. 165 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:40,845 Just once. 166 00:22:43,892 --> 00:22:45,195 I'd mess up. 167 00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:47,040 You wouldn't. I don't care anyway. 168 00:22:47,836 --> 00:22:50,875 I'll go with you. I'll be able to force you. 169 00:22:51,142 --> 00:22:52,771 I'll force you to go. 170 00:22:54,756 --> 00:22:56,139 It's tomorrow. 171 00:22:57,987 --> 00:22:59,467 Come on! 172 00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,414 Say yes. 173 00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:13,353 I'll go as far as to say, "OK." 174 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,367 Which proves acceptable. 175 00:23:19,956 --> 00:23:21,352 Thank God for that. 176 00:23:25,436 --> 00:23:26,746 Walking away now. 177 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,407 You loon! 178 00:23:30,516 --> 00:23:31,887 I can live with it! 179 00:24:03,165 --> 00:24:05,341 I'd love to fucking ruin that and all. 180 00:24:33,516 --> 00:24:34,822 What? 181 00:24:35,326 --> 00:24:36,631 15? 182 00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:41,513 A flippin' joke... 183 00:25:32,476 --> 00:25:34,577 'New from Wraith Babes. 184 00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:37,848 'The hottest girls in the nastiest situations.' 185 00:25:38,949 --> 00:25:40,467 Yeah! 186 00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:11,267 Can't believe I'm doing this. 187 00:26:14,483 --> 00:26:15,791 I am doing this. 188 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,700 I can't be doing this. 189 00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:22,242 Can you trade it back? 190 00:26:22,676 --> 00:26:23,991 The ticket? 191 00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,366 Don't be mad. 192 00:26:26,142 --> 00:26:28,741 It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know. 193 00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:31,860 Don't think I'm not grateful. But it's, it's just... 194 00:26:31,885 --> 00:26:33,191 You're babbling. 195 00:26:33,316 --> 00:26:34,786 I'm babbling. 196 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,626 I made you this. 197 00:26:48,183 --> 00:26:51,727 You never get to keep them more than a day, but there it is, anyway. 198 00:26:56,459 --> 00:26:57,690 It folds flat. 199 00:26:58,108 --> 00:27:00,782 So you can keep them in your waistband. 200 00:27:05,036 --> 00:27:06,345 Thank you. 201 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,195 It's, you know... 202 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:14,803 something. 203 00:27:45,152 --> 00:27:46,593 Face the screen, please. 204 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,995 Is he your Friends And Family allocation? 205 00:27:55,546 --> 00:27:56,866 Hand, please. 206 00:27:59,532 --> 00:28:01,123 That's not permanent, is it? 207 00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:02,635 No. Two months max. 208 00:28:02,726 --> 00:28:04,894 Round to the right, and through the scanner. 209 00:28:29,372 --> 00:28:30,680 Where do we go now? 210 00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:32,624 You wait here. 211 00:28:33,676 --> 00:28:34,977 How long? 212 00:28:39,638 --> 00:28:40,940 So, what do we do? 213 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:42,235 I don't know. 214 00:28:43,396 --> 00:28:45,171 Hey, hey, hey. Fuck off. 215 00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:51,671 Her with the dark hair? 216 00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:53,546 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one. 217 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,475 Yup. OK. Move. 218 00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:59,484 They want to preview you. 219 00:29:00,181 --> 00:29:01,915 - What? - Preview. Come on. 220 00:29:02,364 --> 00:29:03,919 - He's with me. - Hand? 221 00:29:05,841 --> 00:29:07,164 Show me your hand. 222 00:29:07,693 --> 00:29:08,995 OK. You, too. 223 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,421 That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair. 224 00:29:11,425 --> 00:29:12,935 I don't pick the order. 225 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,664 I've waited here all week, and she's just walked in. 226 00:29:15,743 --> 00:29:19,558 Everyone will get seen eventually. I don't pick the order. 227 00:29:19,566 --> 00:29:21,042 But I'm a good singer. 228 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,666 I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am. 229 00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:26,016 - Stand aside. - It's not fair! 230 00:29:27,086 --> 00:29:28,391 It's not fair! 231 00:29:34,204 --> 00:29:36,480 - Next lot. - Stand there. 232 00:29:41,102 --> 00:29:43,620 Would you like to be as big as Salma one day? 233 00:29:43,985 --> 00:29:46,849 Yeah, I mean... 234 00:29:46,874 --> 00:29:48,115 Could you say that 235 00:29:48,116 --> 00:29:50,713 as a self-contained sentence into that screen? 236 00:29:53,236 --> 00:29:55,755 I guess I'd like to be as big as Salma one day. 237 00:29:55,756 --> 00:29:57,715 OK. Proceed to stage area. 238 00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,846 Are we done? 239 00:30:02,882 --> 00:30:04,921 - Both performing? - Just her. 240 00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:07,555 - Okay... and what are you? - Singer. 241 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,707 - Cuppliance? - No, thanks. 242 00:30:09,832 --> 00:30:12,932 A-ha. Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants. 243 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,474 More to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves. 244 00:30:15,528 --> 00:30:17,724 - She's got to perform. - Well... 245 00:30:18,147 --> 00:30:20,145 Look, just sip it, you'll be fine. 246 00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:26,753 Just a touch of light foam. It'll pass. 247 00:30:26,878 --> 00:30:28,302 Make the most of it. 248 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,273 You can't get this stuff anywhere else. 249 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,275 You OK? Yeah. 250 00:30:32,276 --> 00:30:33,585 You OK? 251 00:30:36,358 --> 00:30:37,673 Yeah. Just... 252 00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:42,795 I don't know. Things are just wider apart. I'm fine. 253 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,161 - Really? - Yeah, I'm fine. 254 00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:48,482 Right. You're on. 255 00:31:06,242 --> 00:31:07,809 A little closer, please. 256 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,873 Little closer. 257 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,676 Into the light, love. 258 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,248 - And who're we looking at here? - Abi Khan. 259 00:31:30,882 --> 00:31:33,257 What are you going to do for us today, Abi? 260 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:35,235 I'm going to sing. 261 00:31:35,236 --> 00:31:36,695 You speak up, love. 262 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,166 We don't bite. 263 00:31:39,782 --> 00:31:41,088 I'm going to sing. 264 00:31:41,476 --> 00:31:45,115 Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me? 265 00:31:46,668 --> 00:31:48,372 Can you take off your top? 266 00:31:48,387 --> 00:31:50,377 I want to check out those titties. 267 00:31:53,924 --> 00:31:55,627 Come on. Mucho feranto. 268 00:31:57,025 --> 00:31:58,654 No titties? 269 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,599 She says she's here to sing. 270 00:32:02,236 --> 00:32:04,555 I got to see those titties, though. 271 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,075 Come on, girl. 272 00:32:06,076 --> 00:32:07,422 I mean, damn! 273 00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:10,475 You hot. 274 00:32:10,952 --> 00:32:13,414 Please, just sing for us. 275 00:34:36,757 --> 00:34:38,647 OK. I'm going to stop you there. 276 00:34:40,238 --> 00:34:41,454 That was... 277 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,764 without a doubt... 278 00:34:46,436 --> 00:34:50,235 probably the best piece of singing we've had this season. 279 00:34:50,462 --> 00:34:52,414 Yes! Well done! 280 00:34:57,636 --> 00:34:58,945 Fair play. 281 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,795 But I have to say... 282 00:35:05,932 --> 00:35:07,785 No. No, no, no. I have to say, 283 00:35:08,643 --> 00:35:09,951 actually, 284 00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:11,606 I'm with Rafe on this one. 285 00:35:13,173 --> 00:35:15,715 Good though your voice is... and it is good. 286 00:35:16,227 --> 00:35:18,915 It's not the most magical sound in the world. 287 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,481 It's just... good. 288 00:35:21,732 --> 00:35:24,530 I don't think anyone's really hearing it. 289 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:27,154 Certainly not the guys in the audience. 290 00:35:27,439 --> 00:35:30,635 These looks you got going on kind of get in the way. 291 00:35:31,132 --> 00:35:33,408 Men will want you. Women will hate you. 292 00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,513 All the time you're on stage. 293 00:35:36,838 --> 00:35:38,591 Couldn't help picturing you. 294 00:35:39,521 --> 00:35:41,035 In an erotic scenario. 295 00:35:42,363 --> 00:35:44,763 Getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest. 296 00:35:48,636 --> 00:35:49,951 Right. 297 00:35:50,076 --> 00:35:51,760 You've got this pure beauty 298 00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,546 What seems to be a knockout figure. 299 00:35:55,242 --> 00:35:58,195 And this sort of interesting innocence going on. 300 00:35:58,205 --> 00:36:00,655 That's something I think Rafe's erotica channels 301 00:36:00,664 --> 00:36:02,315 could really play with. 302 00:36:02,316 --> 00:36:04,835 Absolutely. That's what I thought 303 00:36:04,836 --> 00:36:06,235 the moment I saw you. 304 00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:07,715 The moment. 305 00:36:08,256 --> 00:36:11,595 I'd watch. I don't know a man here who wouldn't. 306 00:36:11,596 --> 00:36:14,071 To be honest, some of us girls might join you. 307 00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:19,342 Get off me! 308 00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:20,784 Don't! Abi! 309 00:36:21,919 --> 00:36:24,146 No! Abi! Abi! 310 00:36:24,271 --> 00:36:26,275 I don't think that's quite... 311 00:36:28,601 --> 00:36:33,153 You will never have to pedal again. Not one minute. 312 00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:36,341 We could really work with you. 313 00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:39,611 Last year we had singers, singers, singers. 314 00:36:39,972 --> 00:36:41,174 So many singers. 315 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,033 So, to be a singer you have to be truly exceptional 316 00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:48,235 There's just no slots left for an above average singer. 317 00:36:48,236 --> 00:36:50,955 Not for the next few years, at least. Charity? 318 00:36:50,956 --> 00:36:53,838 No. Saturation point, singer-wise. 319 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:57,011 Listen. We said, right from the start. 320 00:36:57,276 --> 00:36:59,711 We'll go with something different this season. 321 00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:01,751 That's why he's on the panel! 322 00:37:02,435 --> 00:37:05,780 She would be a star on our stream. 323 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:07,635 A star. 324 00:37:08,287 --> 00:37:09,592 On his... 325 00:37:11,030 --> 00:37:12,675 You're furniture, at best. 326 00:37:12,676 --> 00:37:15,538 Forget about all the shame, and all that ppht-ppht-tew. 327 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:17,995 We medicate against that. 328 00:37:17,996 --> 00:37:20,316 You will have pleasure forever. 329 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:22,903 Realistically, sweetheart, it is that, 330 00:37:23,236 --> 00:37:24,542 or the bike. 331 00:37:27,992 --> 00:37:29,330 I, I don't think... 332 00:37:29,338 --> 00:37:31,358 This is starting to annoy me. 333 00:37:31,799 --> 00:37:34,907 Who do you think is powering that spotlight? 334 00:37:40,845 --> 00:37:42,797 Millions of people. That's who. 335 00:37:43,282 --> 00:37:45,459 All of them, out there, right now. 336 00:37:46,426 --> 00:37:48,639 Putting in an honest day on the bike, 337 00:37:48,656 --> 00:37:51,126 while you stand in the light they're generating 338 00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,309 and dither. 339 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:53,972 You know what? 340 00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:58,103 They would give anything. Do anything to be where you are now. 341 00:37:58,775 --> 00:38:00,080 Am I right?! 342 00:38:03,308 --> 00:38:06,566 You want to cock a snook at all that, as though it's nothing. 343 00:38:08,358 --> 00:38:10,049 As though they're nothing. 344 00:38:11,036 --> 00:38:12,456 And that makes me sick. 345 00:38:13,716 --> 00:38:15,079 But, you know what? 346 00:38:16,556 --> 00:38:18,307 Maybe you do belong on the bike. 347 00:38:18,556 --> 00:38:21,503 Because you don't seem to be very willing to step off it. 348 00:38:24,562 --> 00:38:25,631 I do want to. 349 00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:26,974 We have a decision? 350 00:38:27,099 --> 00:38:32,075 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 351 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:46,475 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 352 00:38:46,476 --> 00:38:50,475 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 353 00:39:01,836 --> 00:39:03,155 I suppose. 354 00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:13,955 Go on! 355 00:39:13,956 --> 00:39:15,261 Well done! 356 00:40:33,844 --> 00:40:36,008 Best thing about my new lifestyle... 357 00:40:37,376 --> 00:40:39,079 I get to meet lots of hot guys. 358 00:40:41,644 --> 00:40:43,420 Wraith treats me well. 359 00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:47,963 For Christ's sake! 360 00:40:48,715 --> 00:40:50,282 I pay for this! 361 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:53,800 I... pay... for... this! 362 00:40:54,136 --> 00:40:57,630 I pump my arse off, and you... Fuck you! 363 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:01,483 Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits. 364 00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:04,685 Find your horizon and fuck off over it! 365 00:41:08,147 --> 00:41:09,502 'It's a dream. 366 00:41:10,404 --> 00:41:11,854 'I get to live... 367 00:41:12,248 --> 00:41:13,551 'in a... 368 00:41:13,924 --> 00:41:15,368 'beautiful place. 369 00:41:16,211 --> 00:41:17,517 'And... 370 00:41:18,536 --> 00:41:19,855 'wear lots of... 371 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,426 'beautiful things. 372 00:41:27,484 --> 00:41:28,793 'It's a dream.' 373 00:41:52,324 --> 00:41:54,163 Insufficient funds. 374 00:41:54,409 --> 00:41:56,079 'From Wraith Babes... ' 375 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:57,405 'C'mon, girl... ' 376 00:41:58,102 --> 00:42:00,551 '..a Wraith Babes reality special.' 377 00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:03,894 I guess I'd like to be as big as Thelma one day. 378 00:42:04,841 --> 00:42:08,534 'Millions watched her glide through the Hot Shot curtain of dreams 379 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,279 'to sing her heart out.' 380 00:42:14,113 --> 00:42:17,163 'What happened next shocked them all.' 381 00:42:17,288 --> 00:42:18,963 We could really work with you. 382 00:42:19,334 --> 00:42:20,690 Do we have a decision? 383 00:42:21,249 --> 00:42:24,679 'Now, watch her stunning erotic debut... ' 384 00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:30,062 No, no, no, no, no... 385 00:42:31,107 --> 00:42:32,883 'So, who do we have here?' 386 00:42:33,701 --> 00:42:35,003 I'm Abby. 387 00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:37,123 'You were at Hot Shot. 388 00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:40,293 'You were real impressive.' 389 00:42:44,364 --> 00:42:46,083 Resume viewing! 390 00:42:46,084 --> 00:42:48,243 - No! No! - Resume viewing! 391 00:42:48,244 --> 00:42:49,683 Resume viewing! 392 00:42:49,684 --> 00:42:51,003 Resume viewing! Resume viewing! 393 00:42:51,004 --> 00:42:52,723 Resume viewing! Resume viewing! Resume viewing! 394 00:42:52,724 --> 00:42:56,083 Resume viewing! 395 00:42:56,084 --> 00:42:57,381 'Look at you. 396 00:42:57,862 --> 00:42:59,801 'All clean and shiny.' 397 00:43:02,218 --> 00:43:04,510 Portal disabled during commercial. 398 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,763 'You'll see everything. 399 00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:08,745 'You'll see it all! 400 00:43:09,269 --> 00:43:10,861 'Open your mouth. 401 00:43:11,271 --> 00:43:13,447 'Open... take it in... 402 00:43:14,036 --> 00:43:17,170 'take it in... yeah... 403 00:43:19,324 --> 00:43:23,323 No! No! No! No! 404 00:45:43,996 --> 00:45:47,042 'The hottest girls... ' 405 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:26,938 Could you stand aside, please? 406 00:49:29,828 --> 00:49:32,841 Come up into the back, in front of me, please. 407 00:49:32,966 --> 00:49:34,502 Are you messin'? 408 00:49:41,404 --> 00:49:42,733 A what-nic one? 409 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,231 An eth-nic one! 410 00:49:47,764 --> 00:49:49,074 On it. 411 00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:53,047 We're going to preview, all right? Want to follow me in the back? 412 00:49:53,884 --> 00:49:55,379 You're a prick! 413 00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:00,698 Next, lot. 414 00:50:01,701 --> 00:50:03,007 Stand there! 415 00:50:06,770 --> 00:50:08,670 So what are you, a magician? 416 00:50:09,624 --> 00:50:10,880 An entertainer. 417 00:50:10,904 --> 00:50:15,163 Could you say that down the screen as a self-contained sentence? 418 00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:20,403 I'm an entertainer. 419 00:50:25,367 --> 00:50:28,140 Before you go on, you need to drink a Cuppliance. 420 00:50:28,165 --> 00:50:30,488 They give me one back there. Really? OK. 421 00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:33,523 Well, in that case, you are good to... 422 00:50:34,659 --> 00:50:35,977 go. 423 00:50:49,498 --> 00:50:50,799 Who are you? 424 00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:52,443 Bing Madsen. 425 00:50:53,108 --> 00:50:54,936 What are you planning to do for us? 426 00:50:54,946 --> 00:50:56,248 What the fuck?! 427 00:50:56,324 --> 00:50:57,794 'A sort of performance.' 428 00:50:58,637 --> 00:51:00,123 A sort of performance? 429 00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:01,494 Yes. 430 00:51:01,619 --> 00:51:03,944 Man of mystery! 431 00:51:08,964 --> 00:51:10,816 I suppose we'd better see it. 432 00:51:11,413 --> 00:51:12,719 OK. 433 00:51:54,127 --> 00:51:55,409 Knob'ead! 434 00:51:55,684 --> 00:51:57,092 Fucking cock! 435 00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:14,631 Stop or I'll do it. This is a main artery. Keep walking, you kill me. 436 00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:22,134 No-one stops me till I've said my piece. Then you can do what you like. 437 00:52:22,143 --> 00:52:23,913 Man, just fucking kill yourself. 438 00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:27,603 Get heavy on me, I swear to God, I kick your ass back to life, 439 00:52:27,604 --> 00:52:29,683 just so I could cut your goddamn head off. 440 00:52:31,684 --> 00:52:32,993 Go on! 441 00:52:36,684 --> 00:52:38,483 I think we should let him speak. 442 00:52:39,844 --> 00:52:43,843 - Speak! - Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! 443 00:52:45,764 --> 00:52:47,723 Let's hear what he has to say. 444 00:52:51,672 --> 00:52:52,982 Well? 445 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,361 Come on. 446 00:52:54,843 --> 00:52:57,342 Got our attention, as requested. 447 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,190 What do you want to say? 448 00:53:04,284 --> 00:53:06,563 Have you prepared a speech, is that it? 449 00:53:08,536 --> 00:53:09,842 Speak! 450 00:53:09,847 --> 00:53:13,398 I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words. I didn't even try to... 451 00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:16,953 I just knew I had to get here, to stand here, and I wanted you to listen. 452 00:53:16,954 --> 00:53:19,940 To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening, 453 00:53:19,944 --> 00:53:21,615 like you do the rest of the time. 454 00:53:21,621 --> 00:53:24,244 A face that you're feeling instead of processing. 455 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:27,043 You pull a face, and poke it towards the stage, 456 00:53:27,044 --> 00:53:31,439 and we lah-di-dah, we sing and dance and tumble around. 457 00:53:31,448 --> 00:53:34,002 And all you see up here, it's not people, 458 00:53:34,014 --> 00:53:36,523 you don't see people up here, it's all fodder. 459 00:53:36,524 --> 00:53:38,988 And the faker the fodder, the more you love it, 460 00:53:39,004 --> 00:53:41,683 because fake fodder's the only thing that works any more. 461 00:53:41,684 --> 00:53:44,243 It's all that we can stomach. Actually, not quite all. 462 00:53:44,244 --> 00:53:46,563 Real pain, real viciousness, that, we can take. 463 00:53:46,564 --> 00:53:48,200 Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole. 464 00:53:48,204 --> 00:53:51,123 We laugh ourselves feral, because we've earned the right, 465 00:53:51,124 --> 00:53:53,642 we've done cell time and he's slacking, the scum, 466 00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:54,871 so ha-ha-ha at him! 467 00:53:54,886 --> 00:53:57,491 Because we're so out of our minds with desperation, 468 00:53:57,492 --> 00:53:59,234 we don't know any better. 469 00:53:59,259 --> 00:54:01,723 All we know is fake fodder and buying shit. 470 00:54:01,724 --> 00:54:03,523 That's how we speak to each other, 471 00:54:03,524 --> 00:54:05,772 how we express ourselves, is buying shit. 472 00:54:05,796 --> 00:54:07,163 What, I have a dream? 473 00:54:07,164 --> 00:54:11,469 The peak of our dreams is a new app for our Dopple, it doesn't exist! 474 00:54:11,493 --> 00:54:12,883 It's not even there! 475 00:54:12,884 --> 00:54:14,643 We buy shit that's not even there. 476 00:54:14,644 --> 00:54:17,843 Show us something real and free and beautiful. You couldn't. 477 00:54:17,844 --> 00:54:19,323 Yeah? It'd break us. 478 00:54:19,324 --> 00:54:20,923 We're too numb for it. 479 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,403 I might as well choke. 480 00:54:22,404 --> 00:54:24,443 It's only so much wonder we can bear. 481 00:54:24,444 --> 00:54:28,128 When you find any wonder whatsoever, you dole it out in meagre portions. 482 00:54:28,136 --> 00:54:30,471 Only then until it's augmented, packaged, and 483 00:54:30,483 --> 00:54:32,999 pumped through 10,000 preassigned filters 484 00:54:33,006 --> 00:54:36,043 till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights, 485 00:54:36,044 --> 00:54:39,443 while we ride day in day out, going where? 486 00:54:40,327 --> 00:54:41,645 Powering what? 487 00:54:42,185 --> 00:54:45,430 All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells 488 00:54:45,438 --> 00:54:47,208 and bigger screens and fuck you! 489 00:54:47,411 --> 00:54:50,517 Fuck you, that's what it boils down to. 490 00:54:51,226 --> 00:54:54,763 Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse. 491 00:54:54,888 --> 00:54:58,323 Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces. 492 00:54:58,324 --> 00:55:00,603 Fuck you all for thinking the one thing 493 00:55:00,604 --> 00:55:02,843 I came close to never meant anything. 494 00:55:03,556 --> 00:55:07,776 For oozing around it and crushing it into a bone, into a joke. 495 00:55:07,784 --> 00:55:11,243 One more ugly joke in a kingdom of millions. 496 00:55:11,758 --> 00:55:13,691 Fuck you for happening. 497 00:55:15,084 --> 00:55:18,159 Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone. 498 00:55:18,177 --> 00:55:19,483 Fuck you! 499 00:55:41,479 --> 00:55:44,028 That was, without a doubt, 500 00:55:45,861 --> 00:55:49,716 the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage 501 00:55:50,249 --> 00:55:51,990 since Hotshot began! 502 00:55:57,475 --> 00:55:58,782 Brilliant! 503 00:55:59,207 --> 00:56:00,428 You... 504 00:56:01,127 --> 00:56:04,163 you're so articulating something we all, 505 00:56:04,164 --> 00:56:06,839 and I mean everyone in this hall, 506 00:56:07,221 --> 00:56:09,283 something we all agree on. 507 00:56:09,758 --> 00:56:12,483 Even though we may not comprehend all of it. 508 00:56:12,969 --> 00:56:15,966 I think I'm right in saying we do feel it. 509 00:56:17,334 --> 00:56:18,639 Even me. 510 00:56:18,764 --> 00:56:21,279 I know you've got me down as this creature. 511 00:56:21,801 --> 00:56:23,654 You know, hey... 512 00:56:25,181 --> 00:56:27,358 I get where you're coming from. 513 00:56:27,661 --> 00:56:29,912 - I like your stuff. - It's not stuff. 514 00:56:29,937 --> 00:56:31,921 It's truth. Am I right? 515 00:56:33,983 --> 00:56:37,523 Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless. 516 00:56:38,244 --> 00:56:39,554 And you're right. 517 00:56:39,850 --> 00:56:43,381 Authenticity is in woefully short supply. 518 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,681 I'd like to hear you talk again. 519 00:56:51,084 --> 00:56:52,394 How so? 520 00:56:52,973 --> 00:56:55,460 The slot on one of my streams 521 00:56:56,442 --> 00:56:58,855 where you can talk just like that. 522 00:57:02,265 --> 00:57:05,213 I'd watch it. It was such great passion. 523 00:57:07,663 --> 00:57:10,984 He's a'right. You're a little hot there, bud. 524 00:57:11,745 --> 00:57:14,046 That throat cutting thing? Neat gimmick. 525 00:57:14,444 --> 00:57:15,762 What do you say? 526 00:57:16,524 --> 00:57:18,563 30 minutes twice a week? 527 00:57:20,924 --> 00:57:25,464 - Do it, do it, do it! - Do it, do it, do it! 528 00:57:26,372 --> 00:57:30,911 Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! 529 00:57:31,794 --> 00:57:36,043 Do it, do it, do it! 530 00:57:36,044 --> 00:57:37,723 Do it, do it, do it! 531 00:57:37,724 --> 00:57:39,443 Go on, you bastard. 532 00:57:39,444 --> 00:57:43,443 - Do it, do it, do it! - Do it, do it, do it! 533 00:57:44,817 --> 00:57:46,272 Beats the bike. 534 00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:48,137 Certainly does. 535 00:58:04,204 --> 00:58:08,203 'We have with us Oliver. Oliver ate and ate 536 00:58:08,324 --> 00:58:12,203 'till he hit 17 stone and he's here today to try and beat us 537 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,163 'on Botherguts! 538 00:58:16,411 --> 00:58:17,779 'Keep going.' 539 00:58:27,644 --> 00:58:32,959 OK, I'm going to stop you there. That was achingly terrible. 540 00:58:33,084 --> 00:58:37,083 You have the magnetism of a towel. I don't ever want to look at you again. 541 00:58:37,644 --> 00:58:40,683 I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love. 542 00:58:40,948 --> 00:58:44,231 You came across as fundamentally unlikeable 543 00:58:44,256 --> 00:58:46,723 and really quite worthless. 544 00:58:47,746 --> 00:58:51,279 You could fill that pussy with honey and I still wouldn't fuck it. 545 00:58:51,404 --> 00:58:54,550 I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah. 546 00:58:54,675 --> 00:58:56,443 Cos this is my destiny 547 00:58:56,671 --> 00:58:58,598 and I can sing, fu...! 548 00:59:01,924 --> 00:59:03,885 'Like that, don't you, Harry? 549 00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:07,403 'Say it. 550 00:59:08,017 --> 00:59:09,322 'Yeah. 551 00:59:10,804 --> 00:59:14,803 '15,000 new wardrobe options 552 00:59:14,890 --> 00:59:16,527 'launched last week alone. 553 00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:21,403 'It effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time 554 00:59:21,528 --> 00:59:24,083 'in your cell before you explore an afterlife 555 00:59:24,084 --> 00:59:25,828 'which doesn't exist anyway. 556 00:59:26,189 --> 00:59:29,668 'With any luck, it'll take your mind off those saddle sores? 557 00:59:30,884 --> 00:59:34,883 'You know the only thing stopping me from slashing myself open right now? 558 00:59:36,993 --> 00:59:38,908 'I might not die right away. 559 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,098 'And before I went, they'd find a way 560 00:59:41,106 --> 00:59:43,283 'to charge my twitching half-dead cadaver, 561 00:59:43,284 --> 00:59:46,241 '20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.' 562 00:59:46,242 --> 00:59:47,552 - Yeah. - Anyway, 563 00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,202 'hang on in there 564 00:59:50,514 --> 00:59:51,815 if you must. 565 00:59:57,924 --> 01:00:00,203 'We're all in this together they say. 566 01:00:00,204 --> 01:00:01,515 'Yeah, right. 567 01:00:03,884 --> 01:00:05,292 'Farewell for ever. 568 01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:09,710 'Till the same time next week.' 569 01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:15,357 Stream off-line. 570 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:31,303 Subtitles by APOLLO Resync for WEB-DL by Darleg www.addic7ed.com 39893

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