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the problem was that the music that we
were listening to didn't quite have the
climax right where we wanted the climax
for our own personal masturbation so we
decided to do with write the songs that
had the climax in the right positions
for us depending on what day we were
jerking on but if you were to carry
around a jar of cayenne pepper I suppose
it would work just as well you know
hello my name is MJ Keenan
oh you can call me sir the ministry had
never formed what would ALG
what would I be doing I just kind of
pictured this really grumpy elementary
school teacher no way really I read an
interview with you and you said that
like chewing gum pop and pointless music
like Britney Spears and stuff like that
is only to fill a gap do you think this
gap is now filled and that it's time for
you to come back and to bring back good
music
what do you think I think that I did too
much acid in high school and can't
remember what I said in 2001 I'm just
gonna say for the record yes okay happy
my nuts
I think that's from the letter B rock
album which is one of my favorite
favorite songs off that album you you
weren't a big a CDs [ __ ]
four-on-the-floor man got a 350
four-barrel carb Holmes I don't I don't
know how he's my mechanic anyway
ac/dc dog-eat-dog where do you see my
Stilson sprocket Jim long meat ring lord
help us
you have mouth for 10,000 days
by it so I can afford waffles
yeah man what I don't know how that
relates to this next videos about as far
as you could get from that as possible
but uh yeah I really don't like like
clam nettle I mean when people call us
metal I kind of go I feel like taking a
bath
Chris Haskett from the Rollins band told
taught me how to discourage that when
someone comes up to me and says uh cuz
he always the first question the asses
well yours your guitar and he taught me
to say it's a 94 [ __ ] Oh
let's walk away private gated why did
you join the Corps to study sculpture
sir get the hell out of my barracks um
yeah pretty much dead on
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thanks for coming out
piss off I met Steven Spielberg and is
really short I was like oh my god some
people have said you know you can like a
Lord of the Rings trilogy quicker and
you can create a tool album is that a
deliberate ploy my wife at Star Wars
films as well yeah oh and you know the
police academy movies could be created
before we say a tool record does it just
take that long to get it right yeah but
it's a lot cheaper
I met Maynard through a friend from high
school
and we started to
Vidia a you have attempted as a band to
do an instrumental record well I would
kind of leave me out of it yeah well in
terms of not having lyrics I like
Scandinavia
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I think it was Jupiter recently got hit
with her a comment or something
and apparently they didn't thinking it
was going to happen but today the news
it turns out that Jupiter completely
disintegrated it's no longer there just
willing to match
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with astrology or not but I think
Sagittarius is the sign associated with
Jupiter so all of you people that are
Sagittarius are going to slowly
disappear the Humane Society of a cold
for a look at Adam Jones's place some
stuff in the backyard or in the actual
house that could be terrifying could be
not a Liberty to say no would it be fair
to say that the human body or Donna we
are ready to go on cribs or any ship I
cannot throw it I have something I
really need to get off my chest
to name for it I think I need to say
doesn't share it with you because feel
that if that concern people oh I can set
the other but the children Apollo 11 it
was like no the revolution what do you
think easier inspire
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do your songs take on new meaning for
you as time goes on do your songs take
on new meaning for you as time goes on
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contestant number two food shelter or
sex sex
definitely estrogen wasn't kind of
teaching
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as soon as the operation goes through
the magic my mood swings will stabilize
it's out there you make your own
interpretations and there's people gonna
go yeah it's Prague it's metal it's
grunge its industrial it's it's rock you
know they they're all together and you
get munch yeah
so we're much
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hand our presents we should have changed
a good Arizona the best gig we've ever
done I was helping like when they would
ask you then president I thought that
the request got through and now I
realized it's all just Viacom and
Walmart
they're the ones who demands loose
missus over with we're just wondering
what are you
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we don't doubt that no one is Gareth at
I am I read
Americans scream the Bill Hicks bio and
Europe you're in it you tried stand up
for a while
No
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what is the talking right before cold
that's the talking this is mater the
talking right before clear that ugly is
uh is probably some kind of it's
triggering a pathway progression there's
no talking before carbon are green you
need to go see a therapist I don't know
Danny got another one you know what that
might be
I don't [ __ ] with that peyote I've never
[ __ ] with peyote I've heard mixed
mixed reviews hey you know maybe maybe I
had a bald friend who had a good
experience on him oh yeah did he look
like you
a little bit not then there's also thing
I like about is like we've had drug
experiences I've read about some
crickets yes I've never taken drugs in
my life
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so are you are you people that I'm
supposed to hold responsible for that
creature of Morrisey who's to blame for
that [ __ ]
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Manchester this past October opportunity
to spend some quality time in my hotel
room very necessary to interrogate them
because I had some suspicions
so after [ __ ] his ass and punching
him at the back of the head
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Molly messed up
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I made that story up about Mars a
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you guys always gonna also gonna play on
the ping pong place for Harlan what can
you expect there circus clowns did you
ever play with any of that kind of
psychedelic stuff never never never
yes um we just kind of we kind of pulled
the secret manoeuvre none of them really
did like a process of communication
there's a whole band dedicated to the
idea it's called Circle Jerks they all
just got naked and worked it out not to
always back Aaron can't you anything
like New Zealanders do but have you seen
Flight of the Conchords at all you know
somebody just today imagined that I
should check it out I'm sorry - mom dad
Benatar oh my god
I stood jerk off for hours looking at
her album cover we take our work
seriously we just don't take ourselves
seriously no how do you feel about it
I'm shortening is I have nothing to say
this is a tough thing to do I'm not not
doing very well with it why were you
talking about my throat is this toast
it's not doing well right - because
you're older now or yeah absolutely Riki
even you've been a winder will never
hear you will never admit that how do
you know then it's it's there you've
recorded it your hair stands on what
about censorship that's the one video
that we as you can see here I've been
censored we got our anti censorship
videos and stuff so give it up can't win
music huh all the time see people are
free yeah but where we [ __ ] do we have
a parental guidance stickers over our
items we thought it was nice we thought
that was
very funny
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one of my favorite [ __ ] teens I
almost forgot this is you some guy
jumped onstage you hip tossed him and
then took his back and continued to look
like he's ready for ya
you got it yeah it's all right now what
was that about what was going on there I
mean you obviously didn't hurt him so
you sensed it he was friendly yeah was
uh was my stage so you just held them
I ain't yeah the back control I had to
wrap the cord around and I'm you know
the big question on everyone's lips is
when's the new album obviously it's
going to be out later in the year and
you do you just go into like massive jam
sessions and main art goes all right
boys you're in here you're locked in
this room for four hours let's play yeah
this one's gonna be called 50,000 days
50,000 days the follow up to 10,000 days
2006 is there is there any kind of
tentative titles for any of the tracks
that you've been discussing those 50,000
days
thank you very much for coming out
Graham I got me this a car air
fresheners gives you that new car smell
there must be honest love you [ __ ]
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for
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yourself
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so what they do is they found the best
place to find this is it your colon so
they do is they shoot hot water up your
ass and you blow it out - no Cup and it
kind of settles down and it kind of read
out like tree rings if you're trained
psychoanalysis combination high colonics
you can tell your entire emotional
background for your own poop shape
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okay so this is the last time
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before the next one
the Lord Almighty says I wish you I will
strip you naked they should see you see
you in all your shame
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what God is trying to say here is that
we are are too many clothes
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California
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you just gotta jail
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did you as far far reaching implications
for all these band members to the point
of the braces if I could not do this
without you
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thank a benign knows our dance remix
version
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thank you good night
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yesterday I'm gonna do that with this we
don't want to so this is my last song
because we're not a jukebox we're going
to play the song that's on the list
rather than one you're yelling at
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something's on paper view
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