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Recently, I think Nan
and I have come to kind of, like,
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the perfect point in our relationship.
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Because we've gotten to this place
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where we're so used to each other
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that it's almost like
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we've forgotten that
each other even exists.
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It's great, because when I was younger,
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we were all, like, so
obsessed with each other
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that it was all I could think about.
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Like all day, I was just
plan these little pranks,
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like, where I hid the remote from her
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or, like, murdered
some pillows.
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I mean, sometimes I would get so excited
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that when she came home,
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I would like pee a
little, like, as a joke.
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How you doin'? Hi, baby! Hi!
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Oh, great.
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And sure, like, that
was a really, truly,
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deeply wonderful, like,
amazing time of life.
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But now... like, now is great too,
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because I'm not distracted
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by all that endless love and affection.
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I can finally get some "me" time.
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What part of "straight
on" don't you understand, Dan?
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Hey.
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Hey, you're here!
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I'm here!
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Oh! Oh, I can't believe
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- you're not at work right now!
- I know!
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- It's like an out-of-body experience.
- Mm-hmm.
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- This is what they call a weekend, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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I need drinks.
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At this point, I kind
of just think of Nan
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as, like, a well-worn sleeping pad,
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which when it was new,
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of course, it was more exciting
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before all the emotional
stuffing got ripped out.
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The old pad is like...
yeah, like flat and stained,
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but, like... like, it
has my imprint on it.
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It's... it's safe and warm.
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And... and yeah, it's a
little predictable and boring,
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but, like, I know for a fact
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that it's never gonna betray me.
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No, that one hit the ground.
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It did! Wha... Don...
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Don't look at me like that!
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I don't make the rules, Dan!
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Why don't you take it up
with Cornhole Incorporated?
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Look how scared Dan is.
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Just try, okay? Try for me.
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It's like a window into their sex lives
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that I wish I could close.
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So, how are you feeling about things?
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I'm good, yeah.
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Totally. You?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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I am digging the "just friends' thing."
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Mm-hmm.
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I was just wondeng
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if you were, like, feeling
awkward or anything.
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Uh, you know,
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not until you bring it
up like twice a day...
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Mm
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... and then it gets a little...
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- Yep. Got it. Super helpful feedback.
- Yeah.
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Suck it! Suck it, Dan!
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You just got owned by your future wife!
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Get used to it!
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Go, Dan!
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It's just when you've
been with somebody this long,
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you eventually give up
on the exhausting pretense
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of, like, keeping things fresh.
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And that... that... that's fine.
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It's, like, that's great.
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It means that everything
is going exactly as planned.
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I mean, I think the gradual
lowering of expectations
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is possibly the highest form of love.
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- Oh, yes, that's my favorite one.
- Right?
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- I love it on there.
- I know!
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Phew.
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You guys, I think this is kinda great.
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Yeah, I've been saying.
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- I'm having a disgusting feeling.
- What?
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I think it's hope.
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See, like, I am actually
starting to believe
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that an ad campaign
can be a force of good,
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and if something horrible
doesn't happen very soon,
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my entire world view is gonna implode.
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Yuck!
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Look at this mess!
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World view restored.
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- What are you guys doing?
- Yes.
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You bumbling bees been bumbling around?
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Busy at work with your bumbling?
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Uh, yeah.
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So, uh, you know, it's nearly done.
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Uh, I know there's still
a ton of fine tuning to do,
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but I think... I think
we're in a really good place
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to show Tristen on Friday, so...
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Well, it's a good start.
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A good... A good start?
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Yeah.
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You approved every...
every step of this.
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Yeah, well, it's flat, you know?
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I think it needs the old Kevin touch.
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Just dig deeper.
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You'll get it.
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"Good start."
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Tell you what'd be a good start,
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is drowning Kevin in
a kiddie pool.
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Mm. What?
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I'm sorry.
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That was really inappropriate,
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and I just... I have this boss?
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You are amazing Yeah. right now.
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This is always what he does, though.
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He comes in,
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he puts his little Kevin
magic touch on things,
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and before you know it,
anything interesting or...
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or, like, I don't know, important
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- is, like, completely ruined.
- Yes. I swear to God.
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If he makes us work this weekend,
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I am going to murder him.
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How is this guy still your boss?
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It's nepotism.
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Because he's married to
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the owner's cousin or something?
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Man, I gotta get my cousins
to step it up a little.
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Even though Nan and I
have this amazing relationship,
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it's... it's not like I don't sometimes
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still have insecurities.
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I mean, like, I'm not an idiot.
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Like, I realize I'm not
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food-bag-model good-looking anymore.
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I think my eyes have
gotten like, kinda droopy.
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Like, I get that.
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Like, I'm not the same
dog I was when she met me.
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We just need three days. That's it.
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- That's all I need.
- Yes.
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I just need to keep
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this hairy A.D.D. man-muppet at bay
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for like 72 hours.
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Oh, you could mess with his car.
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Yes, it's so easy.
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You just, like, dodgy up
the brakes a little bit. Yes.
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Sometimes I actually want to crush him...
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Yes!
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- ... with my hands.
- Oh, my God.
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And of course, Nan
flatters me all the time.
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She's always like,
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"Oh, my God. You're so cute.
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You're so handsome. Da-da-da-da."
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But, like, isn't it kind
of her job to say that?
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And I would never admit this to Nan,
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because it would just, like, crush her,
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but would I like to
be admired by others?
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Like, would I like to
turn a head now and then?
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I mean, like, of... of course, I would.
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I mean, I'm only human.
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I hear that you're upset.
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- No, do not do that!
- Don't do that.
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Do not condescend to us!
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I am speaking slowly out of fear,
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not condescension.
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But, like, what if you
just reach out to him?
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You know, bring Martin in,
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let him experience
what, uh, inspired you.
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You know, he'll get it. No.
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Like, Everyone loves dogs.
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Actually, Kevin is afraid of dogs.
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- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Oh. That's it.
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He is such a bad person
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that even the world's
most adorable creatures
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want to hurt him.
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna do it.
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You have to!
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Wait. What are you gonna do?
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Try to keep up, Dan!
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Kevin is afraid of dogs.
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If Nan brings Martin in,
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then he's gonna be too
afraid to come near us, yes?
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That's, uh...
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That's the opposite of my suggestion.
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- Oh!
- It's good, it's good.
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We're gonna do it.
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But looking back now,
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I-I can see that I was deceiving myself.
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I thought she was the safe one
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and, like, the old sleeping pad...
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like, "Oh, she's Nan.
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Where else is she gonna go?"
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But I've never been more wrong
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about anything in my entire life.
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That old sleeping
pad... she betrayed me.
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♪ Turn around ♪
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♪ Every now and then I get little
bit lonely ♪
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Because I was like,
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- ♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪
- "Oh, my God.
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This is where she's been
going every day for years."
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- ♪ Turn around ♪
- Like, my heart just shattered.
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♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit tired ♪
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While I'm home alone,
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like, licking myself stupid,
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she's here like laughing and
petting and throwing balls.
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Like, why would she need
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all these other people
to play with unless...
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unless she's tired of playing with me?
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♪ Every now I get a little bit terrified ♪
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And it hit me, like...
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♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪
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... maybe I'm the safe
one, the boring one.
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♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
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Maybe I'm the old sleeping pad.
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- Hey, Nan.
- Yeah.
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I know you wanted us to
keep working and stuff,
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but, uh, Kevin's here,
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and he's saying,
"Start from square one."
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Great. Great. I'll be right there.
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All right, bud.
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Show time. Come on.
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Right.
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I love that this campaign
is so unexpected and unique,
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but what if we cloaked
it in something expected
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and un-unique?
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- I was just like, "Man, if"...
- Hey, Kevin.
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I'm sorry, have you met Martin,
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- the inspiration for the campaign?
- Oh, right.
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- The dog that thinks you're beautiful.
- Yeah, that's him.
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I just figured, you know,
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since we had to go
back to brainstorming,
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I would bring him in
and see if he could help
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inspire the team a little bit.
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That is a creative idea.
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Oh, thanks.
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Um...
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- I... I gotta go work.
- Oh, are you leaving?
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You know, yeah, it's
you're team now, Nan.
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- You lead.
- No worries.
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Okie-dokey.
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We are gonna go ahead and get to work.
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I don't know
what happened today.
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Maybe it was just
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that I was in such a
wounded, vulnerable state.
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Then, there was this guy.
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I was just drawn to him.
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It's almost like he knew instinctively
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how to draw me in, you know.
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Like, because it's...
it's my one weakness,
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like, I always want the
one toy I can't have.
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And I wanted this toy, bad.
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Hey, gals.
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- Just had a quick criticism for...
- Oh, hey, Kevin.
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Like, maybe I'll go
make my own work family.
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Martin, buddy, come back.
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Martin.
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You're supposed to keep him away,
258
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not fall in love with him.
259
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,854
Yeah, but who cares. It's working.
260
00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,556
Yeah, but he's, like, drawn to him.
261
00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,825
It's all that beef jerky.
262
00:09:14,329 --> 00:09:16,062
Is it a bad sign if I like my dog less
263
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'cause he's into Kevin?
264
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:21,467
And so everywhere he
went, I just followed.
265
00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:23,336
You said you wouldn't fight like that.
266
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That is not fair.
267
00:09:24,739 --> 00:09:27,807
You are not gonna make
me cry at work again.
268
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I'm...
269
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Honey?
270
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I could tell that he was afraid.
271
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Like, I could tell that he
was scared of, like, rejection.
272
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,118
But then...
273
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Then I went to him.
274
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And you could say that it's wrong.
275
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You could say that I'm an idiot,
276
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that it's so obvious that
you're just, like, acting out
277
00:09:47,729 --> 00:09:48,861
because you're jealous.
278
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,597
But, like, at that moment,
I just thought like,
279
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:54,133
"If this is wrong, and...
and that's an idiot,
280
00:09:54,235 --> 00:09:56,769
then I don't want to be a
right person that's smart."
281
00:09:58,573 --> 00:10:00,172
Yeah, I was scared.
282
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Don't bite the thighs.
283
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,642
I was terrified,
284
00:10:02,744 --> 00:10:05,911
It's just crazy to make
this leap with someone.
285
00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:07,246
Gwen!
286
00:10:07,348 --> 00:10:08,714
Gwen!
287
00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:13,386
We, like, met eyes,
288
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,255
and I saw that he was terrified, too,
289
00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:19,291
and, like, we were in this crazy thing.
290
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,260
Whatever it is, like,
we're in it together.
291
00:10:23,264 --> 00:10:26,265
The way that dog looks at me...
292
00:10:27,435 --> 00:10:29,802
I get it!
293
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:36,275
Have you ever been,
like, embarrassingly into someone?
294
00:10:37,311 --> 00:10:39,378
Because usually, I
would be just disgusted
295
00:10:39,447 --> 00:10:42,715
- at, like, how cliché this all sounds.
- Come on Martin.
296
00:10:42,817 --> 00:10:43,949
It's hard because
297
00:10:44,052 --> 00:10:46,519
now I have to go through
all the routines of my day
298
00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:48,187
and pretend that everything's normal,
299
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:51,724
when every second, I'm
just thinking about him.
300
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:57,496
I couldn't get his smell out of my head,
301
00:10:57,598 --> 00:11:00,266
and I know it sounds,
like, silly and juvenile,
302
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,535
but I started to have these fantasies
303
00:11:02,603 --> 00:11:05,504
of being with him, like, like, for real.
304
00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:08,140
And it's dumb, because
it's only been one day,
305
00:11:08,242 --> 00:11:09,208
and it's impossible,
306
00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:10,342
and I don't even know
307
00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:12,378
if he's, like, really interested in me,
308
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,713
like, in that way.
309
00:11:13,781 --> 00:11:16,515
But, I feel like he
just gives me something
310
00:11:16,617 --> 00:11:18,384
that, like, Nan never has.
311
00:11:18,453 --> 00:11:19,985
And like, of course...
312
00:11:20,088 --> 00:11:21,987
like, of course, I
would never act on it.
313
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,622
Like, it's all just like a fantasy.
314
00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:25,458
Like... Like... Like, I'm aware of that.
315
00:11:25,526 --> 00:11:27,426
But, I mean, like, Nan
has her secret world,
316
00:11:27,495 --> 00:11:30,496
like, why shouldn't I have mine?
317
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,131
A dog can dream.
318
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,500
All right, guys. Here's the plan.
319
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,435
We're just gonna get through tomorrow,
320
00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:38,437
and then we can all have some time off.
321
00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:39,939
And hey, Matt, you can go see that baby
322
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:42,141
you keep telling us your
wife had a while back.
323
00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:45,478
Okay, all right, yes.
324
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,079
Kevin.
325
00:11:47,148 --> 00:11:49,014
Kevin, what are you doing?
326
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,484
- The dog looked at me...
- What?
327
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,285
... the way he looked at you.
328
00:11:53,387 --> 00:11:55,888
I finally understand
why you brought him in.
329
00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:58,457
People want to look beautiful...
330
00:11:58,559 --> 00:11:59,592
No, Kev, everyone is beautiful.
331
00:11:59,694 --> 00:12:00,926
That's the whole thing that we're...
332
00:12:00,995 --> 00:12:03,162
... to a dog, because
dogs are so stupid.
333
00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:05,131
They don't understand how ugly we are.
334
00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:07,199
We're gonna be installing skinny mirrors
335
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,802
in every Clark and
Bow across the country
336
00:12:09,904 --> 00:12:12,805
so that maybe, just for one day,
337
00:12:12,874 --> 00:12:17,843
America doesn't have to
look at its hairy, fat ass
338
00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:19,745
in the glare of an unforgiving mirror,
339
00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:21,847
and wonder what the
hell happened to him!
340
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,216
Oh, my God.
341
00:12:24,318 --> 00:12:25,251
Now, I know it's rough,
342
00:12:25,319 --> 00:12:26,719
but don't worry, I will type it up
343
00:12:26,821 --> 00:12:28,554
and make it legible so
you guys can edit it.
344
00:12:28,656 --> 00:12:30,122
But this, this is it!
345
00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:31,690
This is it.
346
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,926
This is what we will
be presenting tomorrow.
347
00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:35,060
And it's all thanks to Nan.
348
00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:36,962
Oh, God.
349
00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:39,031
Kevin, can we just have
a real quick sidebar
350
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,198
for just one second?
351
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,240
Nan, look.
352
00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:43,213
Mall fashion is a
full-contact sport, okay?
353
00:12:43,738 --> 00:12:45,137
I know it hurts.
354
00:12:45,239 --> 00:12:47,840
There are no rules. There's no "fair."
355
00:12:47,942 --> 00:12:49,575
All that matters is
that the best idea wins.
356
00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:51,043
Okay, you just killed the best idea.
357
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,444
So, if we could just take a second,
358
00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:54,313
- and I can explain why this one is so...
- Shh!
359
00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:55,581
Hey. Shush.
360
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:56,882
- Okay, I...
- Ah!
361
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,084
- I just...
- Shh!
362
00:12:59,187 --> 00:13:00,699
I mean, I feel like we're just having a...
363
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:01,254
Ah!
364
00:13:01,289 --> 00:13:02,388
- That's how conversations...
- Oh!
365
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,889
... work. Okay.
366
00:13:06,027 --> 00:13:07,793
What the
367
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,542
Gwen, how do you turn off spell check?
368
00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:12,863
What?
369
00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,518
I'm sharing my master
plan with GroupCloud.
370
00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,071
I need the red squiggles off.
371
00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:19,115
I think that's illegal.
372
00:13:20,485 --> 00:13:22,185
Okay, you know what? Who cares?
373
00:13:22,254 --> 00:13:25,255
The team doesn't need
to see it polished.
374
00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:27,157
I need to borrow your selfie stick.
375
00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:28,358
Come on, buddy.
376
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,093
I mean, how...
377
00:13:30,162 --> 00:13:31,528
How... What happened?
378
00:13:31,597 --> 00:13:34,531
Well, Nan, your stupid dog
made stupid eyes at Kevin.
379
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,100
You guys, this is crazy.
380
00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:38,602
We can't just let him come in here
381
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,236
and, like, destroy this amazing thing
382
00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:42,238
- we've all created, right?
- Right. Yes.
383
00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:43,773
We gave up our weekends.
384
00:13:43,842 --> 00:13:45,208
I mean, we've sacrificed
for this, right?
385
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,077
He can't just throw it all away!
386
00:13:47,179 --> 00:13:49,946
Matt hasn't seen his baby,
and Paul's drinking again.
387
00:13:50,048 --> 00:13:51,081
No, it's coffee.
388
00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:52,549
Paul.
389
00:13:52,618 --> 00:13:53,917
I'm gonna go in there,
390
00:13:54,019 --> 00:13:55,251
and I am gonna talk to Kevin,
391
00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:56,786
and I am gonna put my foot down.
392
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,588
- Yes.
- Yeah.
393
00:13:58,657 --> 00:14:02,258
So, yeah, like, I
felt bad at, like, moments.
394
00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:04,928
But you know what? Like,
I've been happy today.
395
00:14:04,997 --> 00:14:07,831
Like, all my talk about
settling and loyalty
396
00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:09,165
and, like, long-term relationships
397
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,800
was really just me justifying
398
00:14:10,869 --> 00:14:13,003
how bad things have
gotten between me and Nan.
399
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:14,304
And I love her,
400
00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:16,339
but, like, when you've
been with one person
401
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:17,974
your entire life,
402
00:14:18,076 --> 00:14:20,944
like, how do you know if your
bar has just been too low?
403
00:14:21,013 --> 00:14:22,112
♪ You are out my league ♪
404
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,179
Look into my eyes.
405
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,514
Hello? Hello?
406
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,050
♪ At a distance that I didn't want to see ♪
407
00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:30,120
And you know what? Like, she'll be fine.
408
00:14:30,188 --> 00:14:31,721
I mean, she has all these other people
409
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,156
that she loves so much anyway.
410
00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:45,301
And it's like,
411
00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:46,936
things just, like, happened so fast,
412
00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:49,172
like, there was this flood of feelings.
413
00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:50,607
And it was so confusing
414
00:14:50,676 --> 00:14:53,777
that I kind of lose track
of a lot of what happened.
415
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,376
Oh, my gosh.
416
00:15:26,478 --> 00:15:28,163
Wow.
417
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,291
How did it go?
418
00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:30,692
Uh, well, he wasn't there.
419
00:15:30,794 --> 00:15:31,860
Oh, my God.
420
00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,395
Oh, my God. I knew Kevin was arrogant,
421
00:15:33,464 --> 00:15:35,530
but he had the balls to
add corporate to this.
422
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,499
- I did it.
- What?
423
00:15:37,568 --> 00:15:39,968
I added corporate to Kevin's GroupCloud.
424
00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:44,143
What? Okay, well, girl power, I guess.
425
00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:45,847
But, Nan, this is extreme.
426
00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:47,954
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
427
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,691
The thing I remember is
428
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:54,160
I just... I gave him the ball,
429
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,928
like, just like offered it to him.
430
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,331
You want this?
431
00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:00,933
It was like I was saying,
like, I was ready, like.
432
00:16:01,035 --> 00:16:02,034
Okay.
433
00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:03,469
Ready to leave her
and, like, start over...
434
00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:04,470
Ready? Ready?
435
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,339
... and have this new life with Kevin.
436
00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:07,373
Go get it!
437
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:14,580
Oh. Oh, I still have it.
438
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,681
I don't know.
439
00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:18,050
There was this feeling
of, like, falling,
440
00:16:18,119 --> 00:16:19,619
like, falling backwards.
441
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,321
And, like, the whole world was spinning.
442
00:16:22,423 --> 00:16:24,757
You're so stupid.
443
00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:26,325
What?
444
00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:29,595
You should see your face right now.
445
00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:32,565
Because I realized I've thrown away
446
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,268
everything that matters in my life.
447
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,603
And I've thrown it away
448
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,139
for a ball-tease.
449
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,843
Oh, God, people are freaking out.
450
00:16:43,945 --> 00:16:44,977
Do you want a bottle of water?
451
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,679
Do you have any vodka?
452
00:16:46,781 --> 00:16:48,147
Oh, hi, Tristen.
453
00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:49,415
Um, you know,
454
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:50,783
Kevin's actually out
of the office right now.
455
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,717
Let me try him on his cell.
456
00:16:51,786 --> 00:16:53,452
Have you guys seen Martin anywhere?
457
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,288
Yes, he is with Kev.
458
00:16:55,356 --> 00:16:56,489
Outside.
459
00:16:58,359 --> 00:17:00,126
Oh, my God.
460
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,394
Oh, hey, Nan?
461
00:17:01,462 --> 00:17:03,362
I think it's really sweet
that you're helping Kevin
462
00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,464
get over his childhood
traumas or whatever.
463
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,465
His what trauma?
464
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,401
Oh, with the dog when he was a kid.
465
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,604
I thought him being afraid
of dogs was, like, a...
466
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,647
like, a funny... like, a
character quirk or...
467
00:17:13,671 --> 00:17:14,272
Oh, no, no.
468
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,508
That dog really messed him up,
469
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,743
like, mentally and physically.
470
00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:19,512
Like, he won't let his wife
touch his thighs to this day.
471
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,513
Oh, my God. Ew.
472
00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:21,948
Tristen, I'm sorry.
473
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,849
Nan has this...
474
00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:26,786
I-I promise, you will love her idea.
475
00:17:26,854 --> 00:17:29,989
Sometimes, I
think people get caught up
476
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,658
in believing you're,
like, either good or bad
477
00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:33,893
and that's it...
478
00:17:33,995 --> 00:17:37,029
You know, like black or
white, loyal or disloyal,
479
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:41,500
but I think that's kind of,
like, maybe reductionistic.
480
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,936
- Hey.
- Hi.
481
00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:45,838
I just, um... whew...
482
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,374
came to take my dog back
483
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,777
and also to tell you
something about Tristen
484
00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:54,146
and how he got added to the GroupCloud.
485
00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:55,548
Yeah, I know already.
486
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,849
Believe me.
487
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,718
Classic Kevin, right?
488
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,419
Adding corporate like an idiot.
489
00:18:00,488 --> 00:18:03,456
No, Kev, that's not
what happen... You know,
490
00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:06,492
I actually thought I
had something for once...
491
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:08,661
like, a good idea.
492
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:11,797
But, no, of course not.
493
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:14,367
You know, I know I put on a strong face.
494
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,933
Sometimes I just feel
like I'm in over my head.
495
00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:23,843
No, it's...
496
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,078
It's okay.
497
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,647
Right, it's gonna be okay.
498
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,149
You know, we're a team,
499
00:18:30,251 --> 00:18:32,985
and we have an amazing presentation.
500
00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:35,154
And once we show it,
everyone's gonna be so happy
501
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:37,256
that they're just gonna forget
all this happened, you know?
502
00:18:37,358 --> 00:18:38,924
Even Tristen.
503
00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:41,761
- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.
504
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,863
Do you really think so?
505
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,031
I do.
506
00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:48,768
It's okay.
507
00:18:52,774 --> 00:18:53,773
Okay.
508
00:18:54,942 --> 00:18:56,542
Should we go back inside? Yep
509
00:18:57,478 --> 00:18:59,045
I'll just take the leash.
510
00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:00,146
Can we both?
511
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,648
Sure.
512
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,318
Come on, Martin.
513
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,421
I admit it. I did a bad thing.
514
00:19:08,489 --> 00:19:11,257
I broke our vows and made
a mockery of our love,
515
00:19:11,326 --> 00:19:15,361
and I will regret every
second of my emotional affair
516
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,631
with that meat-smelling
man for the rest of my life.
517
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,200
I feel really bad, but,
like, I think, ultimately,
518
00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:23,069
it was better not to tell him, right?
519
00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:24,236
I don't know, Nan.
520
00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:26,539
It sounds kind of, like, Machiavellian.
521
00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:28,240
I know, but if I hadn't sabotaged him,
522
00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:30,142
then he could have just, like,
ruined the entire project.
523
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,945
Nah, it just seems like
something Voldemort would do.
524
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,146
Excuse me?
525
00:19:34,248 --> 00:19:35,981
That's the meanest thing
you've ever said to me.
526
00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,702
If anyone's Voldemort,
527
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,023
Jenn is Voldemort.
528
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,053
Ah, okay. She encouraged me
to bring Martin to the office.
529
00:19:41,155 --> 00:19:42,521
And she knew Kevin had
been mauled by a dog.
530
00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,757
No, not mauled. I didn't know mauled.
531
00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:46,325
I just thought he was scared of dogs.
532
00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:49,128
I think I just really care
about this project, you know?
533
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,296
Yeah, of course you do.
534
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,297
You should.
535
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,466
I just hope I'm not evil.
536
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,533
You think I'm evil?
537
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,902
At least you care about
something, you know?
538
00:19:57,004 --> 00:19:59,238
I don't have half the conviction you do.
539
00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:01,941
Thanks.
540
00:20:03,511 --> 00:20:06,011
I did a very, very bad thing.
541
00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:07,847
I just don't think
that necessarily means
542
00:20:07,949 --> 00:20:09,715
that I'm a bad dog.
543
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,183
And, I mean, honestly,
544
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:12,685
I think it was kind of, like, good
545
00:20:12,787 --> 00:20:15,521
because I'm just so excited
546
00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:18,248
to dive back into the warm, safe,
547
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:21,761
very predictable embrace
of lifelong monogamy.
548
00:20:21,863 --> 00:20:25,131
Like, I've never been
more excited for anything
549
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,165
in my entire life.
550
00:20:26,236 --> 00:20:30,303
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