All language subtitles for Bionic Showdown - The Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman (1989).english

Hi! Nice to see you.

Well, I'm glad you could make it, Ashley.

Have a good time.

Always a pleasure.

For you, or for me, General Dzerinsky?

For both, of course.

Better conditions than the last time we met.

-Yes?
-As far as your premiere is concerned.

The last time we met never happened.

Let us leave it that way. Better for detente.

I have a good memory, General.

As do I...

As do I.

If you'll excuse me.

How we doin'?

Any international incidents I should know about?

Hmm, the old guard is a little tense, Allan.

This whole Glasnost scenario
is floating on a sheet of black ice.

One explosive word, one wrong move,

one American agent found
in an alleyway in Red Square,

and these games'I| be over
before world unity begins.

You sound a little 'old guard' yourself, Oscar.

-What? -Does a room
with this many enemies
in it make you nervous?

You're damned right it does!

I didn't spend 30 years behind an OSI desk

pushing pencils or shoving
pins into Third World hot spots.

I was out in the field!

All right. Okay. Take it easy.

I was out in the action.

I watched comrade Kellagyn over there,

smiling bear in the dinner jacket,

calmly order the execution
of one of my best agents.

And that charming general

with the Viennese wife and
the 50 medals, Dzerinsky,

he put Steve Austin in a room
about the size of a coal cellar.

Had it been for his bionics...

Take it easy, boss. Take it easy.

You've worked 30 years to get to this moment,

watching all these enemies,
embrace the tone. Try to enjoy it.

Speaking of Steve Austin...

Colonel Austin will be here.

I got a message. He needs to see me.

Okay, give it another rehearsal. Wait a minute.

Spotlight hits you. Comedy
club audience, no mercy.

Eight manic leeches ready to
suck the life blood out of you,

if you happen to go over big... But, hey...

...just relax.

A good gig at the club last night?

Ooh, had 'em howling.

I think it was for my blood.

Anyway, I'm my uncle...

Ooh, there's a scary thought...

And you come up to me and say...

Oscar, look, this may come to you as a shock...

Uh, no, it won't.

He's known how you've felt
about her longer than you have, pal.

But I do have to ask her, and
I just don't know how to do it.

She always says, say what's in your heart.

Even if it is made of Teflon.

That's great. I'll use it.

Oscar, since you're the man of words,

-I thought maybe you...
-Diplomatically,

tactfully, and with a minimum
of preamble, tell me how to...

Well, wait, just a minute. I'm the
one who's going to ask her, not you.

And all I want from
your uncle is just a little...

Uh, wisdom? Dutch courage?

That boat of mine better be gleaming
in the dock tomorrow when I get there,

because if it isn't, you're
gonna be out of a job,

and there won't be anything funny about that.

Oscar, there you are.

So, General McAllister, I understand
you want to reorganize my department.

Goldman, I am a military man.

I'm told there's a problem.

I take as many men as I need,

I come in, I clear it up,

and then I leave without any regrets

or any elation.

Now, the OSI needs new rules,

needs new guidelines.

New blood?

We'll see.

By the way, have you talked
to Steve Austin yet about

security on these, uh, World Unity Games?

It's a request from the
President of the United States.

I know which president
you're talking about, General.

No, I haven't talked to Colonel Austin.

You see, he doesn't work for me anymore.

But he might do it for me.

As a favor... to a friend.

But then...

I don't know whether you'd
understand something like that.

Loyalty between colleagues.

Don't believe that's in the manual.

We're ready.

Maintain radio silence.

We're entering the Pentagon air space.

ETA, four minutes, twelve seconds...

Hey, big guy. It's been a while.

Hi, Jim.

Jim Castillian. That's with two L's.

James Goldman. One I.

Oh, you're Oscar's nephew.

That's right, I heard you were in town.

You're training for the games, aren't you?

Uh-huh. Runnin' the 400 and the hurdles.

Fastest thing on two legs.

Except, of course, for Alice Grayson.

I never did catch her in four years of college.

I used to be an athlete myself.

You can probably tell.

Not much time for it now.

When you're in the OSI,

dodging bullets and inter-office memos.

Steve, if you're lookin' for Jaime...

-Who said I was looking for--
-She's right over there.

Melting Charlie Estiman's heart.

I mean, if that were possible.

I hear it's made of dry ice.

She is looking DDG tonight.

That's "drop dead gorgeous."

Oh.

Good luck, big guy.

Does everybody know what I'm going to ask Jaime?

Go for it.

Smart and beautiful.

How do you do it, Miss Sommers?

My secret.

You must share it with me some time.

Well, that's an attractive offer.

Do I have time to think about it?

Take all the time you need.

That's right, you're the man who feels that

time is a convenience man
has worked out to run his life.

Oh, now, when did I say that?

I think it was as I was stepping out of my limo,

and you were already up here.

How could that be?

Lucky guess, based on you reputation.

Don't pay too much attention to that,

and I won't pay too much
attention to your bionics.

Bionics?

That word isn't familiar to you?

Is it to you?

We like to keep a friendly
eye on our partners at the OSI.

Help them keep their secrets.

Isn't that right, Colonel Austin?

I wouldn't know. I can't seem
to keep a secret from anybody.

-Hello.
-Hello, again.

You know Charles Estiman.

He's the Deputy Director of the CIA.

We usually meet at functions like this.

I don't think there's been a function like this.

If you'll excuse me,

I know you two have a lot to talk about.

How did he know that?

What?

Oh, nothing.

You look absolutely stunning.

-You look rather charming yourself.
-Thank you.

I understand you're going to be handling

the security for the World Unity Games.

How'd Oscar trap you into that?

Would you like to dance?

I knew there was a reason
Oscar asked me here tonight.

Well, with Oscar, there usually is a reason.

You gonna do it?

Well, when I refuse, he
comes up with low blows like,

"your country", "our friendship",

or "you're the best."

I've heard a few of those myself.

Oh, Oscar said there was
something you wanted to ask me.

Oh, he did?

What about the limo driver
that brought you here tonight?

-Did, uh, he mention anything?
-No.

Good.

Hey!

Well, here I am, here you are...

Uh, Jaime, you know how I feel about...

About?

Uh, you. I mean, us.

In the restaurant, when we escaped from Fortress.

Oh, I wouldn't forget that.

Uh, well, you said you needed a little time to...

Time to...

Uh, to get to know me again, and...

-I think we've done that.
-Done what?

Gotten to know each other, and how we feel.

Well, we always knew that.

And now...

NOW?

Jaime...

Yes?

Jaime, will you...

Will I?

I'm sorry...

Mr. Goldman, someone has
shut down our security system.

Let's go.

Excuse me.

I might, but you have to ask.

Where the hell did they come from?

How'd they clear the air space?

Move it, move it, move it!

Take 'em out, take 'em out.

What the hell's going' on?

I don't know. It's a Code Red emergency.

We've got the exits sealed.

But I can't find Oscar.

Oscar?

Don't let it take off!

Over here!

Oscar...

Oscar. Oh, my God.

Get it, Scott. Get the ball.

Get it. Get it, Scott. Good boy, good boy!

Hey, Kate, I need some help.

You burn 'em on your own, Dad.

Happy birthday, Katie!

Just for you, hope you like them.

There you go, sweetie.

Oh.

Ouch!

Katie. Katie, you all right?

-Come on, honey.
-I'm alright.

-Really.
-Come on, let me help you.

Go away! I'm fine.

Oh... Oh, God.

Could you get some tomatoes
for me from the kitchen?

Medium rare, here.

Someone get him a waiter.

Katie, happy birthday.

How old is she gonna be, again?

Who wants onions?

Oh, my God, I don't want...

Not another one.

That took courage.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I didn't hear you come in.

Getting back in that wheelchair was no

special act of courage. Just...

...something' we're all taught
to do in rehab. Automatic.

-Like brushing your teeth.
-That isn't what I was talking about.

I was talking about somebody
helping you, and you letting them.

Your niece gave you back
that book, and you took it.

You didn't let anybody at
the party feel sorry for you.

That took courage.

They were about to be poisoned by my father.

I felt sorry for them.

Are we getting close?

Okay, darling, get some more
plates. We need plates, napkins...

Guess you're wondering what
the gimp's doing sitting in the dark,

-reliving old memories...
-I really, really hate it

when you call yourself that.

Yeah, me, too.

But it's who I am, Jaime.

That's me, on that screen.

I got to know that girl.

She had friends...

And a family that loved her, and
they didn't care if she could walk.

You still have those friends,
and you still have that family.

But they won't have their Kate.

That's okay.

It's okay.

Jaime, I've been in this
wheelchair since I was six.

Before I could understand words like,

"congenital disease" and
"muscular deterioration".

Ooh...

If this bionic thing works,

I'll be a completely new person.

Yeah.

I don't know if I can cope with her.

I don't even know if I'll like her.

Oh, I do.

I don't know what I'm trying to say.

How about, you're scared to death?

Oh, I know that one.

When I woke up from that parachute jump,

and I saw what had happened to me...

Bionics?

I was... I was, uh...

I was angry, and I was bitter,
and then I got really, really scared.

But, Kate, you chose this.

And they chose you.

And they chose you because of all
of the qualities that make you Kate.

Well, what if the OSI has made a mistake?

-Now, come on, come on...
-What if I'm not

the person that they hope I'd be?

What if I'm not a Jaime Sommers?

Hey, they don't want a clone of me, okay?

They couldn't handle it.

They've had too many
problems with me over the years.

Oh, God. You've got to start
having confidence in yourself.

They believe in you, I believe in you.

I don't know if that means anything to you,

-but I know what I'm talking' about, okay?
-It means

everything to me. It does.

Oh, look, honey, if you just want some more time,

I can talk to Rudy.

-No. No. No.
-If you don't think you're ready...

No matter what... No matter what,

I'm going to go through with this.

For me.

Oh, that's what I wanted to hear.

Now, this won't hurt, but you have to be still.

That's fine.

Good.

The program is ready.

Not too fast.

Okay.

Gentlemen...

I'd like to give you a thumbnail account of

this operation for the last six months.

Now, what I'm bringing up on the screen here

is an Ezarian bone lengthening brace.

There are pins that are inserted
into the opposite ends of the bone,

and they radiate outwards.

They're attached like the spokes on a bike

to these two steel-like devices,

held apart by metal rods.

Their tension can be adjusted,

and this device exploits the ability of bone

and their associated tissues to grow

in response to that tension.

Now, that's very useful in bionic terms,

because when we add
electro stimulative techniques,

the bone alloy is stronger
than anything in the world.

Now, during a long series of bionic operations,

we inserted thousands
of small nuclear capillaries

stitched into new veins.

And all the circuits have to
be monitored by a computer...

Uh... Uh, just a moment, gentlemen.

There's a slight adjustment I have to make.

Hi, Jaime.

Now, what you're not seeing is that we affixed

the nerve cell axons,

dendrites and synaptic buttons

to a space in the brain.

Colonel Austin, it's nice to see you again, sir.

Yeah. Uh, will you let me through?

I'm late for Rudy Wells. Building Ten.

Colonel, uh, we received amended instructions.

You've been put on Ground Level Green.

Uh, administrative building
and executive offices only.

-I'm sorry, sir.
-What?

You're not gonna go bionic on me, are you?

You ready, Kate?

What's gonna happen?

Nothing to worry about.

Just a slight surge of electric currents.

Do you remember I told
you about the limbic system

that wraps around the top of the brain stem?

From its myriad of structures we get pain,

and pleasure, and memory,

and the ability to balance extremes of emotion.

Remember that?

That's what I'm tapped into.

Now, your bionic computer,

the one inside your head,
is gonna control all of that...

Once I flip the switch.

Is this the moment you tell me
it's not too late to change my mind?

No, it's far too late for that.

Be a waste of bionic capillaries.

Well, I know you can't tell me I
can just walk away from all of this.

Maybe not now, but...

You'll be able to...

...in just one moment.

If you're ready.

I'm ready.

All right, ladies.

It's all over now, Kate.

Could you join me here, Kate?

I love you, Doctor.

Bravo!

Ladies and gentlemen,

come on down and meet our new bionic girl.

Go on in.

Now, now, now, take it easy, now.

Remember, she just got her legs.

Mind if I cut in, Allan?

All right, all right! Come on, come on... Hey.

No pinches.

Hi! I'm Senator Chauncy...

Oh God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I guess I just don't know my own strength.

I'm sorry.

Oscar, since when did my
security rating at this place

go down to the valet parking level?

Have you seen this?

No. What's that?

Oh, the newspaper. Yes.

I've seen that. You haven't answered my question.

If we can calm the Russians down
and get Glasnost back to the top level,

these games will go on,
but it might be without you.

General McAllister is considering

taking over the security of the games himself.

Look, if the general wants the job, that's fine.

Just tell me what's happened to
make me an overnight security risk.

The intruder in the Pentagon last night

was someone within the OSI.

Someone who knew exactly
where the card keys were.

Someone who had inside information.

Someone who knew exactly what he wanted.

You still haven't answered my question.

That someone was bionic.

That's not possible.

He nearly killed one of the guards.

He threw two marines against a wall,

picked me up with one hand,

and threw me out of a window.

Now, to my knowledge,

there are only four bionic
human beings in this world.

You, Steve...

Your son, Michael, who's in Florida, right?

You, Jaime...

And Kate. Okay, but That's crazy.

She just became bionic a few minutes ago.

Yes. But we don't know that.

Rudy's technology is in place.

Remember, her bionics are different than yours.

Her implants are stitched into her veins.

Those implants could be
activated by another computer.

Belonging to who?

Fortress has been disbanded.

I mean, who would have that kind of technology?

She's had a tight security band around her

for six months.

Who could have gotten to her?

I don't know.

Oscar, she's not a traitor.

I believe that.

But General McAllister doesn't.

That's where this is coming from, isn't it?

Who's running this outfit now, Oscar?

Yeah, they're in Goldman's office.

Steve, there's men right
outside the door with guns.

Colonel Austin, you'll have to come with us.

-On who's authority?
-General McAllister's.

Miss Sommers also.

You're making me very nervous.

Well, I'm paying you back for all
the times you made me very nervous.

When was that?

Well, it probably started
when we carved our initials

on that tree ten years ago.

And where will it end?

You know, you're not taking this very seriously.

I do take this very seriously.

Someone inside the OSI is a traitor, and bionic,

and if it's not you, or me...

-If it's not Kate...
-Then who?

How do you do? Colonel
Austin, I'm John McAllister.

Yes, I know who you are.

I wouldn't have thought an
internal investigation like this

would be of much interest to the CIA.

The files that were stolen were Top Secret.

They pose a formidable threat

if sold to the highest bidder.

And as we know, there are a number of those.

Yes, we know. We have been
fighting that problem for years.

I'd like to point out that we no
longer work for this organization.

That's why you're being questioned.

You were, uh, very quick to get to

the scene of the robbery last night, weren't you?

Yeah, I followed Oscar
Goldman out of the ballroom.

But when I got there,

he had already made his trip through the window.

And Miss Sommers?

Miss Sommers had just been talking to me.

She couldn't be in two places at once.

Now, we're not suggesting that
either one of you is the bionic thief.

It's your knowledge that's suspect.

You think we're teaching
bionics to the highest bidder?

I'm afraid only Rudy Wells could do that.

And if you suspect him,

you know nothing about loyalty, Mr. Estiman.

He's already been questioned.

What about Oscar Goldman? Why not go to the top?

He knows more about bionics
than anyone, except Rudy.

You gonna roust him, too?

I'm gonna question any damn person I see fit

until I find out what
happened to that file last night,

till I find out who the traitor is.

As far as I'm concerned, nobody is Snow White.

If some foreign power, if
some group of terrorists,

if some individual concern

has found out how to build a
bionic man or a bionic woman,

just imagine what an army of them would be like.

You'll be free to go as soon
as I've processed your files.

I am sorry about this.

I tried to put a stop to it.

But you'll be out of here fast.

And if you do get any
information, come to me with it.

Someone within the OSI would not be trustworthy.

Come to me.

You know, uh, I think Estiman
is more than fond of you.

He'll get over it.

You know, I could kick it in.

Well, I think Sergeant Randall's out there

waiting for you to do exactly that.

We could...

We could use the back door.

Well, I... I would have thought of that.

How did they get out?

Look, Kate, ever since high school...

Well, ever since you ran over my foot, but...

No.

Without gags, Jimmy.

You're getting like the ventriloquist in Magic.

Just try going' five minutes
without a smart remark, okay?

Kate...

I've loved you

ever since Sue Ann Hawkins
ravaged the quarterback

and I didn't make the team, and...

One more time.

Walking, or sitting in that
chair, you're the most...

...beautiful person I've ever known.

Not bad. Pretty good.

Now I just need Cary Grant to say it.

They're all so excited.

Well, they should be inside of me.

My heart's pounding so loud,

it's going to wake up the entire neighborhood.

So how'd I do?

Well, you didn't come here just to

meet the family and to see how I'm adjusting.

That's not true, Kate. Come on.

Actually, we're quite
protective of our own at OSI.

Allan...

You're right.

We have an internal problem,
and it has to do with bionics.

To do with me?

No, no, and I'm going to tell them that.

Actually, I'm going to tell
them what they already know.

You're a remarkable young lady.

Bye.

Right.

Hiya, pal,

Well, how did our exit go down?

Very embarrassing, I'm happy to say.

Of course, now I can't ask you for that favor.

Oh, yes you can.

When was the last time this man said no to you?

Hi.

Well, Kate is fine.

She said Allan Devlin grilled her for an hour,

while pretending to get to know her family

and sharing in the joy of her new life.

-But he was gentle.
-Yeah, she's clear.

-Where does that leave us?
-In the dark.

Oh, one piece of intelligence I picked up.

-A name, Volkov.
-What does it mean?

I don't know. Something to do with the games.

Well, these games better be a success,

or this might be my last mission.

Don't forget you have friends.

Mmm.

How can I forget?

I keep coming to them for help.

Well, I think I'll go down to your boat,

and take my nephew, Jimmy out to dinner.

What do you say we join you?

Love you to. Come on.

Hey, yo, Jim!

Oh, God!

What the hell's going' on here?

Take it easy, Oscar.

"Take it easy, Oscar." Huh!

Sounds familiar.

Last year, when your boy was in that plane crash,

I said the same thing to you, Steve. I said,

"Take it easy, Steve.
Everything's going to be all right."

Oscar, he's strong.

He was an athlete, and he was thrown clear.

He's going to come through.

No thanks to me.

Why are you blaming yourself for this?

It's not your fault.

When his parents died five years ago...

I guess it was five years ago, time blurs.

I knew that...

I knew that I could take care of him.

I knew that...

I could make him part of my life.

But what kind of life was it?

Agents in the field, me in the field,

political meetings, reports in triplicate.

Jimmy...

Jimmy, I don't have the time for you.

I just don't have the time for you

but I'll make the time.

I promise you, I'll make the time.

My time.

Be patient.

Oscar, I felt the same way about Michael.

I made the time for him,

and it worked out.

Too late.

Mr. Goldman?

Yes, I'm Oscar Goldman.

Your nephew's alive.

He's lucky to be alive.

We've managed to stabilize his condition, but...

How bad is he?

Well, when we first saw
him he looked pretty bad...

It's all right. It's all right.

Just take it easy.

Feels like a steamroller came over me,

and backed up for the hell of it.

Must've been a fan...

Or my hurdles coach.

Where am I?

OSI Headquarters.

OSI?

I'm not at the hospital?

You remember the hospital?

Pieces of it.

Oscar's face and...

...some talk about my legs.

What happened?

An explosion on the boat.

You were thrown clear.

Explosion?

The engines... I was working on the wiring.

Sabotage.

The explosion was meant to kill me.

They must have thought I was on the deck.

Why?

Somebody doesn't like my
handling security for the games.

Hey... I can't feel my legs.

Jim...

You're paralyzed.

It's temporary paralysis, though.

That's it, isn't it, Steve? I mean...

I mean, I'm gonna walk again.

You may walk again.

And if you walk, you'll run.

Faster than any man has ever
run before, including myself.

Sorry Steve, it's, uh...

It's a bit much to take in all at once, you know.

Kind of comes over in waves, you know.

You got pain and the realization that...

I worked so hard for those games.

I don't think I can deal with this right now.

Can't even think of a good punch line.

You just, uh...

Try to get some rest, okay? I...

I won't be far.

My uncle...

Where is he?

He's fighting for you.

I'll okay it. I realize that we're over budget

this quarter because of Kate's procedures,

but I can square that, Rudy...

Oscar, Oscar, you wouldn't even have to ask.

I'd do it if I could. You know that.

The fact is, I made some calls,

and the authorization now has
to come from General McAllister.

And he turned me down flat.

But he doesn't have the authority to do that.

No... He does now.

I just got this inter-office memo this morning.

It's from our senator in the Pentagon.

This is a very delicate situation.

One more incident could push
the Russians right over the edge.

Now, here in Lebanon we have a little bit of...

Mr. Goldman, I know that you
have suffered a personal tragedy.

-That's no excuse for walking in...
-I need to talk to you.

Now.

Ladies and gentlemen, would
you give us ten minutes, please?

Good luck, Oscar.

Oscar, I sympathize with
you, but this is not personal,

and if you think it is,

then you are more emotionally unstable than--

Burnout? Isn't that the key phrase

that's being thrown around?

Well, you know, John, you're right

I am burned out.

I've served this department

and my country for 30 years,

and I've never asked for anything, until now.

Nobody is questioning your loyalty, Oscar.

They aren't? Well, maybe they should.

Maybe I've been loyal to the
wrong people all these years.

Maybe I've got caught up in a political machine,

using up good people like Jaime Sommers

and Steve Austin.

Sending them into the
lion's pit time and time again.

And for what?

So the reports of their death
can be typed up in triplicate?

They would have died gloriously
for their country a hundred times

if it hadn't have been for
their bionics and their ingenuity.

Now, I'm giving my country
a new bionic operative,

Kate Mason.

Try not to use her up, too.

General, for the first time,

I am going to ask for something personal.

I want my nephew operated on.

I want you to call up
Rudy Wells and authorize it.

And if I don't?

I'm not giving you any choice.

Oscar, that's where you're wrong.
We all have choices to make, don't we?

And some of them we don't like very much.

You weren't in 'Nam, were you?

I once had to order an air
strike against my own position

because it was being overrun by the VC,

and there wasn't any other way out.

I lived with that. Now you're
going to have to live with this.

I have no more money

for any further bionic development,

much less the cost of an operation.

Don't give me that sense-memory and statistics!

We're talking about a young man's life!

We're talking about his future!

My future.

What's your answer, General?

Oscar, I told you, I
would like to do it. I can't.

So, you want me out of the OSI?

You want the job?

You got it.

I resign.

For a smart guy, this isn't very smart.

I don't want to talk about it.

Oscar, things have gone wrong for us before,

but you're the one that's always told me

that's not when you walk away,

that's the time to stay and work things out.

I have worked things out for the OSI

for the last time, Jaime.

Kind of hurts when you find out

that you've been on the
wrong side all these years.

Come on, come on.

And they're not gonna let you go.

You know that, you're much too valuable.

Too valuable or dangerous?

I tried to head 'em off at the pass, Oscar.

That's all right, Jim.

I don't need this stuff.

-Oscar.
-Goodbye, Jaime.

Excuse me.

Allan: Kate, you're a wonderful girl.

You really are.

You know, I'm not allowed
to put my arms around you.

Much as I'd like to.

What, Uncle Oscar wouldn't like it? Is that it?

See, that's why I came to see you.

Oscar's resigned.

This is really important, Kate.

Well, we don't know where Oscar stands now.

Well, in terms of what, world ideology?

Hey, come on, what do you think?

Do you think he's going to
go over to the other side?

Look, it doesn't matter what I think.

It's what the brass at the Pentagon thinks.

Right now, Oscar Goldman
is a serious security risk.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

If he contacts me

I'll get in touch with you right away.

Right.

Hey, you want me to give you a lift home?

Come on.

No, no, I'm fine. I'm just gonna...

I'm just gonna walk a little
bit, to clear my head and stuff.

Gee, how glibly I just said that,

"I'd like to walk."

Like it was something I did every day of my life.

Well, get used to it.

Bye.

Hi, there.

Brought you some flowers.

General McAllister to the conference room.

I'm just glad somebody
remembered I'm lying in here.

I've been waiting for my uncle to
come visit me, but I guess he's busy.

So, where should I put 'em?

Put 'em anywhere. It doesn't matter.

Then if you don't mind, I'd
really like to be left alone.

I can come back later.

Kate.

Kate.

"Look, I..." I'm really sorry.

I really appreciate your taking
the time to come and see me.

I do want to talk to you.

Have a seat.

Well...

Ought to be able to get a
good routine outta this, huh?

Some snappy wheelchair patter.

Can I use you as a source?

You hear the one about the athlete

who did the 400 hurdles in
300 by wheeling under them?

Now that's better. A little
bit of that Jim sardonic wit.

Just don't use it on yourself.

Why not? I'm such a hot target right now.

God, this feels so strange.

For so long it would have been

me lying where you are,

and you sitting here trying to give me some hope.

When did I do that?

All the time.

Allan Devlin says

that the doctors still aren't
sure of the damage to your legs.

I mean, you're a great athlete.

There might be a chance you
could walk without the use of bionics.

With canes, right?

There would have been a time
that I would have settled for that.

Oh, but not now.

I mean, you're okay now, right?

You're gonna be working for the OSI.

You ought to like that, the new
challenges, new responsibilities.

Who's your officer in the field? That's...

It's that Devlin, isn't it?

Well, you ought to like that even better.

What are you talking about?

Oh, come on, Kate.

Your friends would have to be blind

not to see the way you look at that guy.

I used to look at Sue Ann Hawkins that way

when we were in high school.

Well, then maybe you should have
set your sights just a little higher.

Like two rows further forward,

where that gawky little kid

in the wheelchair was cheating at math.

Maybe you're right.

Never could get my sights up above that

letter sweater, though.

Sure, Jimmy!

Find the wry remark!

That's what life is to you, jokes.

Make 'em laugh, make Kate cry.

Well, what happened to you is real.

Try and deal with it!

Well, if you want a friend,
you know what my number is.

Kate...

Dr. Rudy Wells...

Funny stuff. Way to go, Jimmy.

I swept her off her nuclear feet.

Hi.

Hi, there.

I thought Kate was with you.

Well, she was, but I decided
to leave her at my house.

Oh.

We were working on how to
use her bionics a little better.

I got into Oscar's house.

-And?
-He wrecked it.

I can't believe that.

It's so unlike him.

Is it?

You know, we've kind of lost touch
with him over the last few years,

except for the Fortress incident.

McAllister is going to
have a field day with this.

We've got a traitor inside the OSI,

and then Oscar resigns.

I assume the General is
going to the Unity Games. Is he?

Oh, we're gonna be working very closely together.

Lucky you.

Guess I'm going to be
going on a lot of bionic runs.

I, uh...

I don't have a class starting for two more weeks.

Mmm.

I thought we were going to
have some of this time to...

Time to what?

To, uh...

Well, to spend together,

to get to know each other a little better.

Well, haven't we done that?

Well, yes, but I... I thought maybe...

Didn't you want to ask me something?

Right.

Oh, right.

Yeah, well, with...

With all the troubles we've been
having, and Oscar's disappearance,

and, um...

And on the other hand,

there's nothing like seizing the moment.

Hey, big guy-

I hope I'm not interrupting.

The Maitre d' said you'd
still be here if I hustled.

Okay, you hustled. What is it?

Well, I found Oscar. In the
bar at the Watergate Hotel.

Now, if you people don't remember

anything else tomorrow morning,

I want you to remember this,

don't ever fight for your own country.

Take it from someone who
remembers the good old days,

and found out that they weren't very good at all.

In fact, they were lousy.

Bartender, this glass is empty.

Get me another one.

-Well. Hello.
-Hello.

-How are you?
-I'm fine.

What's your name?

-Sally.
-Hi Sally.

Sally, may I tell you something?

-Sure.
-Don't be offended.

-No.
-Sally, you are very beautiful.

Thank you. I don't think you should do that.

What?

-Put your hands on my shoulders.
-Why?

Because my boyfriend gets very aggressive.

Oh. Yeah.

Hmm. Then, on the other
hand, you're awfully cute.

Oh, thank you very much.

Take your hands off the lady.

Oh, Why? I like them here.

Move it, or lose it.

Oh.

Uh, I'll handle him, okay? Please? Please.

Hey, Steve! Hiya, Steve.

How are ya'? Where's Jaime?

-Hi, Oscar.
-Hey Jaime! Hi Jaime!

I want you to meet my new friend.

Hey, pal you better be careful.

Now, ol' Steve's getting on in years, but, uh...

Speak for yourself, Oscar.

He's got secrets. Lots of secrets.

-Time to go, Oscar.
-What do you mean, time to go?

I don't want to go. There's nowhere to go, Steve.

There's nowhere to hide.

We can't run from anything.

Excuse us, all right?

Hey, hey, listen. You know about these people?

Let me tell you about 'em. They're robots!

Come on, Oscar. Come on.

They are cyborgs. Would you believe that?

And they're trying to kidnap me!

Just come on. I need some help!

Are you, uh, sure you're his friends?

Oh, absolutely.

Listen, don't... Don't pay
attention to anything he says.

He's very confused. Do
I look like a robot to you?

-No.
-Good night.

What are you doing in here?

I'm a dangerous spy.

The wheelchair's just a cover.

Actually, my legs are already bionic.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Hey.

Boy, that struck a nerve, didn't it?

I'm a local resident.

Of the floor, that is.

Jim Goldman.

What are you doing in here?

Maybe you know my uncle,

the stuffed shirt in the great tux,

with the smile the skiers fear?

You still haven't answered my question.

This is my uncle's office.

I just came in here to get a release form,

so I can get the hell out.

No, this is not your uncle's
office, this is my office.

And it's a natural mistake.

His office is right next door.

I'm John McAllister.

My uncle's talked about you.

Oh, in glowing terms, I'm sure.

How are you feeling?

Like a recluse.

Well, the doctors come and see me twice a day,

and the nurses are in and out,

but not good old Uncle Oscar.

So...

What do you mean? Hasn't anybody told you?

Told me what?

Your uncle resigned from the OSI yesterday.

He's missing. We're trying to find him.

This is because of me, isn't it?

No, I think it's partly because of you.

What's the other part?

There is a possibility that your uncle

has defected to the other side.

Hey, babe, I am potted,

I am stewed,

-I am drunk.
-No kidding.

Whew!

You know something'?

The OSI is run by the book these days.

Hey, come here. Come here,

I wanna tell you something.

I threw the book away years ago. You know why?

Because it's not about human beings.

It's about politics.

It's about numbers.

It's about production lines of cyborgs.

Volkov.

Volkov.

Volkov, well...

Must mean something.

Oscar, how did you get
yourself in a state like this?

How's our fearless leader?

Out cold.

Good. Then he won't insult anyone else tonight.

I had a feeling we were gonna have to throw

bodies around to get outta there.

-That sounds like fun.
-That's my line.

-How about a drink?
-No, thanks.

-How about you, Kate.
-I'm fine.

Oh, I fooled around with the word Volkov

while you guys were out,

and the computer came up with
some pretty nifty explanations.

Volkov.

A Czech sprinter who was born in 1947.

A rather disgusting little roach

that will inherit the earth if
we don't stop nuclear madness.

And a particularly lethal
brand of Russian vodka. Terrific.

Like I said, nifty, huh?

-That's it?
-That's it.

I, uh, fixed you one anyway.

-You looked like you needed it.
-Thank you.

You know, I really think something's going to

happen at these games.

I'm telling you, stealing the files

didn't threaten the games themselves,

but it certainly gave it a higher profile.

The entire world is watching.

You mean like Munich? Killing athletes?

Killing someone. If an
official of the United States

or the Soviet Union was to be assassinated...

Hey! Hey, wait a minute. What...

Kate, back off!

Kate!

Kate, are you okay?

Hey.

I think we need somebody on the inside.

An operative who can mingle
above suspicion with the athletes,

to try to hear something,
anything that might tell us

what's being planned to happen at the games.

To tell us if Oscar's anywhere near them.

What do you mean, you think. You mean...

You think he's been taken there?

It's just an educated guess.

Besides, I'm out of expert opinions.

Look, any organization that
already has a bionic operative

planted at OSI

doesn't need Oscar for his knowledge of cyborgs.

Has it occurred to you that you might be

talking to that traitor?

Yes, it did. Calculated risk.

All right.

All right.

Now, where are we going to find an operative

who can qualify for an Olympic
trials at a moment's notice?

I'd say the girl we just manufactured.

She can outrun, out throw any
Olympic medalist in any country.

No, it's too dangerous.

She has no combat training,

she has, uh, no field experience.

General, she's bionic. That gives her the edge.

It didn't help her last night, did it?

She'll learn.

You think she'll do it?

She will if my prettier half
can be persuasive enough.

-Bravo.
-That's it.

I'm not doing this again anymore.

Why do they always ask

me to work out the new bionic people?

My gosh, I always lose.

I'm starting to feel like an antique.

Oh, come on, Jaime.

Running fast doesn't define
the qualities of a good OSI agent.

This is true.

And you have a lot of other qualities.

You're smart, you're reflexive,

you're strong.

And Steve and I are going to be right behind you.

Yeah, like I was right
behind you guys last night?

It takes time to learn to use your bionics.

And that guy was good.

Whoever he was, he was very good.

If this was anybody but you,

I'd say you were sending me right into a trap.

If someone here at the OSI is a traitor,

then they know I'm bionic.

What did Devlin describe me as?

A very valuable experiment.

Now, wouldn't an enemy

just love to get their hands on this body?

Yes, they would.

And it is very risky.

And you'd go, wouldn't you?

It doesn't matter what I'd
do or what I wouldn't do.

You have to make this decision.

No, I've already decided,

before I started running.

Hey, if I'm going to start working for the OSI,

I've gotta start sometime, right?

But you... you'|I be close? You'll be...

Try and get rid of me.

Just. Well, please don't run, okay? Please.

-Yeah, we'll jog.
-Good, good, good, good.

Steve!

Well, now you're supposed to say,

"Hey, you look great, kid. Therapy going well?"

"How about that ivory tower
they've got you in, huh?"

"Not too many stairs, I hope?"

"Nurses jabbing you with enough
sedatives to make you sleep"

"through an 8.9 on the Richter scale?"

-Jimmy...
-I wanna know what happened to my uncle.

He's been kidnapped, Jim.

Last night, from Jaime's house.

Now, we got every OSI agent in the country

trying to trace him, but...

But General McAllister isn't too sure

that Oscar wants to be traced if he's defected.

For a man in an ivory tower,

you've got a grasp on reality.

-No leads at all?
-No official ones.

I'll take the unofficial.

I believe he's somewhere near the Unity Games.

I wanna go.

I hear you're going to send Kate undercover.

Oh, you have been nosing around.

Let me go with her.

As her trainer.

She's gonna need someone to
help her make this pretense work,

and I sure as hell know enough about running

and training to help her get through it,

even if I can't compete myself.

Look, you're not an OSI operative.

Come on, neither is Kate
until she proves herself, right?

And Oscar is my uncle.

All right, you can go, if Kate says yes.

So...

I hear you're gonna compete in the games.

So. I hear you want to be my trainer.

Isn't life full of the most
delightful little coincidences?

So.

You just wheeled on down here to ask me this?

Well. Beautiful night.

It's gonna snow.

Time on my hands.

It's almost midnight.

Ooh. Tough crowd.

Steve and Jaime brought me.

They're, uh... They're around the corner.

Oh, come on, Kate.

I'd worry about you.

Wouldn't be able to sleep.

And I, I thought that we could look for my uncle.

Together.

How's that for stackin' the old deck?

You are a rat!

Is that a "Yes"?

I wouldn't have anybody else.

Welcome back to the land of the living.

Oh. Dzerinsky. Where am I?

Do you expect me to divulge that information?

Well, that's what it says in the manual,

and I'm trying to be a loyal employee.

To General McAllister?

I understand there is some
bitterness between you.

You understand a great
deal more than that, Dzerinsky,

or I wouldn't be here.

Yes. Yes, you have been speaking out

rather publicly about your
former organization in particular,

and your country in general.

That doesn't mean that I want to crawl

from one pit of vipers into another.

That is very good.

I must remember it.

Yeah.

Well. Try to remember this...

Stay very still, Oscar.

Charlie Estiman?

I've got an ulcer eating away

at the wall of my stomach,

and killing you will kick it in immediately.

Well, Charlie...

Establishing your own personal detente, eh?

True national security does not
depend on international cooperation,

but international competition.

Keeping an edge,

so that the balance doesn't
tip too far one way or the other.

What if I told you that's exactly what I believe?

You'd have to prove it to me.

Of course.

I expected to be contacted, Charlie.

I didn't expect to be kidnapped.

Where in the hell are we?

Toronto. You can know that much.

Toronto?

So you've got something
planned for the games, eh?

Something you can be a part of,

if you can convince us that you're really tired

of Mom's apple pie and the American flag.

Okay, everybody, huddle up.

Ladies and gentlemen,

a special thank you for coming

to this morning's warm-ups
for the World Unity Games.

Already Lance Hayward and Tai Hun Park

are taking their first attempts
in the men's high jump.

And coming up, we'll have the preliminary

in the women's 400-meter race.

Give us something more
than anti-establishment rhetoric.

All right.

How 'bout 18 missile sites,

from Palestine to the gulf?

You want 'em, they're yours.

A list of OS! Agents in Third World countries.

There's a fat man in Nairobi that's got it taped

underneath a piano,

in a place that was once called 'Rick's Bar.'

Anything else you guys would like to know?

Everything you've got, Oscar.

That's negotiable, Charlie.

Unless you're into keeping the peace.

What if peace did break out?

Think of all of us out of work.

I don't mean just you and me,

but the guys on the other side, too.

We've got a good thing going here.

We can't just let a whole way of life disappear.

Why don't you make contact with our man?

Of course. You're a lot of things, Charlie

...but sentimental isn't one of them.

You were always interested in the bottom line.

Power and money.

Well, they do have their charms, don't they?

-Don't you think?
-I'll tell you what I think.

I think as long as the Cold War goes on,

it's gonna generate tensions.

An insurrection here,

a civil war there.

And when there's killing to be done,

there'll always be...

...how shall I say, a market
opportunity for a sharp guy like you.

How am I doing?

You're smarter than you look, Oscar.

Oh, it's cultivated.

I believe that,

it's only a guess, that you and
your friends on the other side

are in the business of selling guns.

And tanks, and mortars, and rockets.

And bionics?

Are you willing to cut me in?

If you tell us what we need to know.

And we're not talking about bionics.

Look at how you were brought here.

Do you think we need bionic information from you,

when we've got a state-of-the-art model

right here on the inside?

What do you want of me, Charlie?

Patience is the dullest virtue,

but the most useful.

Here's to our future.

Allan, I've been here a week,

and all I've found out are the
dating habits of the women athletes.

Now that doesn't sound like The
Scarlet Pimpernel to you, does it?

Oh, you've gotta give it time.

You know, I spent my first months at the agency

on a stake-out in the men's
room of the Denver airport.

I must have washed my face

and combed my hair at least 600 times.

And I kept on thinking,

"Is this why I became a spy?"

Albeit, a clean spy.

-There you go.
-Thank you.

Well, now I don't feel so bad
about reading people's diaries.

Well, I don't know if I believe you,

but I do feel a lot better.

-Thanks for being a friend.
-A what?

-A friend.
-A friend?

That's like being told you're
nice. It's the kiss of death.

Well, what would you rather be?

Oh, I don't know. Blonde, handsome,

slightly mysterious.

Romantic.

I thought taking my hand was off-limits.

Well, I've decided to change the rules,

if that's okay with you.

You know it is.

You're very beautiful.

Is it okay if I change the rules too?

Kate,

I don't know if this is the right time to say

what I need to say to you.

No time like the present.

Never put off until tomorrow
what you should say right now.

Right, Dev?

Right, Jim. How are you doin'?

Me? Great. Couldn't be better.

I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?

I could wheel away, or...

No. No.

You look after our star athlete.

I've gotta check security tonight.

-See you for lunch tomorrow?
-Yeah.

-Goodnight.
-Keep the faith.

God, you did that on purpose, didn't you?

Did what?

Will you stay out of my private life?

Just stay out of my private life!

If you'll stay out of my dreams.

I just want you to be careful.

Okay, Kate?

Okay.

You lose. You deal.

Not very lucky.

And you're a lousy poker player, Charlie.

Hey!

Allan Devlin.

McAlister was right.

No one is above suspicion.

Sadly true.

I see I've broken a few of your ribs, Oscar.

I really should kill you,

but I can't afford to.

I wanted to ask you a small favor.

We need your voiceprint so
we can decoy your OSI force.

No.

You're not going to be boring
about this, are you, Oscar?

There is one other reason to keep you alive,

so you can see this work.

Because, Oscar,

as bionic architecture
becomes more sophisticated,

it also becomes easier to disrupt.

We're going after Kate tonight.

You do remember her, don't you, Oscar?

Your latest masterpiece.

We'll just slip it underneath her skin,

turn it on,

and say goodnight to Katie.

Hi, guys.

I'd really love to stay and talk, but, you know,

I, uh...

I left my iron on back at the hotel room.

Oh, God!

Ow. No!

Hold her.

There it is...

Ah!

Ah!

A cheap stunt to get your sympathy?

I... Will you listen to me, please?

Save your excuses, okay'?

You lied to me! And you lied to Oscar!

-That's unforgivable!
-Hey, I did not lie to Oscar.

Oh, what? So it's okay to lie to me?

When the bomb went off, I was on the stern.

Now, if I'd been on the forward
deck, I'd have been history.

Fish food.

-You'd have missed me terribly.
-Yeah.

Instead, I was thrown clear.

-So you weren't hurt at all?
-I had some cuts.

Well... Lacerations, really, and...

Bruises. Bad bruises.

One of them even turned yellow.

And Oscar knew you were faking?

It was his idea. He explained
the whole thing to me

in the ambulance on the way to OSI.

So when General McAllister refused the request

that you receive this bionic treatment,

Oscar made a big stink about his resignation,

just to attract enemy attention.

See?

I knew you'd track with this!

Yes, he... He wanted them to try to...

He wanted them to try to recruit him.

He was a perfect target.

Well, don't you think the plan
worked just a little too well?

Yeah.

Much too well.

I mean, come on, you could have told me.

I'm supposed to be a part of all this.

Or, what. You don't trust me?

No, it's... It's not that. Look...

-We had to be convincing.
-Yeah.

If you didn't believe the whole story,

nobody else was going to.

Come on, I never wanted to lie to you.

I didn't even think I was very good at it.

You believe me, don't you?

Fine.

Believe whatever you want.

Wait.

I still haven't gotten around to
thanking you for saving my life yet.

Oh, yeah. That old thing.

You know, some people might not
have thought that meant too much.

Well, it does to me.

And I'm sorry for flying off
the handle at you like that.

It's just that I've been
under a lot of stress lately.

We all have.

Was that a bionic kiss?

No.

A hundred percent natural.

Thank you, mother nature.

So, what do we do now?

Well, obviously my cover's been blown.

Well, uh...

I'm a little new to this
OSI spying routine, but I...

I'd say continue playing the role.

A couple of guys attacked you on a moonlit path.

I mean, you're very...

You're very beautiful.

Sorry.

Dangerous concept.

I think I'm going to go tell
Steve and Jaime what happened.

What, about the kiss?

No. No, no, no.

Uh...

Why don't we just keep that between us.

Bye.

Who else knew I was going on that walk?

Jim and somebody close.

Lookin' good!

Thanks.

So, uh, you run here often?

Oh, that is a great line.

Hey, come on, it's the eighties.

If you can't meet people when you're running,

when are you gonna find the time?

Never thought of it that way.

So, we can take it from the top.

You run here often?

Only when I'm lonely.

Look, I'd love to talk, but I'm already late.

Well, I'll race you a quarter mile.

What if I beat you?

Hey, I'm in pretty good shape.

Sure you want to go through with this?

Say the word, babe.

"Babe". My favorite term of endearment.

Go!

Maybe I should take up racquetball.

That's tough.

Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the people of Canada

welcome you to Toronto

and the World Unity Games...

Remember you're not to win any races. Okay?

...The greatest track and field athletes are here

to support our potential for global harmony,

in the spirit of friendly competition.

Today Canada's own Brendan Wylde, from Vancouver,

is out to break his own world
record in the men's long jump,

and Gina Brunelli,

the women's high hurdle world champion,

competes later this afternoon.

And now, a preliminary heat
in the ladies' 400 meter event,

pitting Tanya Persova of the Soviet Union

against Kate Mason of the United States.

Runners, to your marks,

get set...

And they're off! It's a fair start.

Tanya Persova of the Soviet Union

is in the lead, followed by
Kate Mason of the United States,

and Ingrid Mueller of East Germany.

Anything?

I had a complete sweep. Nothing.

Did they check the seals
around the drainage grates,

-the heating ducts?
-Steve, we've been over this place

10 times since dawn.

We've taken every conceivable precaution.

And we're stuck here waiting
for the other shoe to fall.

Steve. Jaime!

Devlin wants us in the communication center. Now.

All right, everyone into position.

Condition yellow. Let's go.

In the lead, Tanya Persova of the Soviet Union,

the winner of the women's 400 meter preliminary.

Persova, with an unofficial
time of 48.05 seconds.

Kate Mason of the United States in second...

Now, now, now. Let's see a little sportsmanship.

Hey, I held up, okay?

Even resisted the temptation to jump over her

and really blow her away.

Thank you. We're not here
to line the old mantelpiece

with gold medals, remember?

It is now time for the men's high jump,

as Jan Bikstra of the Netherlands
makes his third attempt at...

You see anything?

...seven feet, nine and one half inches.

He's clear!

The bar is raised to seven
feet, nine and three quarters...

The Russians have a few people
in the audience, like we expected.

Not surprising.

According to Mickey, the Soviet
Premiere is due here in half an hour.

Jim.

I think I know who the traitor is.

-What have you got?
-It's a faint signal, OSI band 6.

Code Priority One.

Emergency transmitter.

...before they return, so listen carefully.

Their target is the Russian Premiere.

Somehow, they have discovered
that he will be attending the games.

He landed in Toronto ten minutes ago.

They are very well organized...

Give me a voiceprint on this transmission.

I want to make sure it's really Goldman.

I have yet to find out just how
they plan to breach your security.

I have been able to discover
some details of the plan.

Now, here it is.

There will be an attack
on the Soviet viewing area.

They will make their move during the women's

400 meter final.

They may be using an electronic explosive device.

As soon as the premiere and his party arrive,

they must be taken to a safe place.

It is imperative that the
premiere is protected at all costs,

along with the other
ministers and their entourage.

I repeat, protect the premiere.

Positive match.

-It's Oscar.
-Do not worry about anyone else.

Oh, we're losing the signal, sir.

All right, I want the Soviet box sealed.

And I want every agent we've
got to cover that premiere.

We'll put him in our security area.

We'll move the rest of the Russian delegation

to another V.I.P. box.

We'll make it the one on the north side.

But we haven't secured that box, sir.

I mean, it would have to be swept.

Just follow orders. Come on. Let's move.

Steve, I picked up something
on that transmission.

It was a very low frequency, in Morse code.

A message from Oscar?

I... It sounded like it could be his location.

Thank you, Oscar.

That was very wisely done.

No attempt at heroics.

That's always so boring.

Well, I guess I'm expendable now, Charlie.

Devlin wanted you out of the way

as soon as you'd sent our
little message from Uncle Oscar.

Typical new school.

Doesn't have the sense to back himself up.

You mean keep you around,

in case something goes wrong,

to send another message...

...or even as a hostage.

The Soviet delegation is
on their way to the stadium.

Good. Don't get too smug.

You've only bought yourself a little time.

All units, the Russian Premiere has arrived.

-Check, station six.
-Jim Castillian. Two Ls.

Mr. Kellagyn. Now, if you'll please follow me.

There's been a slight change of plans.

Ladies and gentlemen,

now entering the stadium,

the Premiere of the Union of
Soviet Socialist Republics...

It won't be long now.

I have a feeling you're right, Charlie.

Oscar!

See what one little squeeze would have done?

-Are you all right?
-Yeah.

It's Allan Devlin. He's the traitor.

Oscar, he just ordered double
security on, on the premiere.

Well, there'|| be so many OSI men
around him nobody could get to him.

What if he's not the target?

Volkov.

Maybe that code word is the name of the target.

Wait, isn't there a city in Russia called Volkov?

In Stalin's time it was a
place called Flechograd.

That's right.

That's where Yuri Kellagyn was born.

How do you know that?

Well, I'm head of security. I did my homework.

So the Foreign Minister's the target.

I trust you'll be comfortable here.

I'm sorry for any inconvenience,
but this is for your own security.

The teams are preparing

for the men's four by one hundred meter relay,

and the women's 100 meter dash is coming up.

We've already got a World Unity Games record

in that event today, from the preliminaries...

Time now for the finals

of the women's 400 meter race...

So, the American glamour girl is
not as good as she thought, huh?

Eat my dust.

Just once.

Let me get her just once.

Come on...

...in lane six, Yasudo Saido of Japan,

who earlier today won the
women's 1,000 meter event.

In past years,

the winner of this women's
400 meter event has gone on...

...to win the Olympic
championship at the same distance.

Runners at their marks...

Get set...

And they're off!

And Kate Mason of the United
States takes an early lead.

It's still Kate Mason of the United States,

enjoying a comfortable lead over
Tanya Persova of the Soviet Union...

...Persova had finished
first in their preliminary heat.

And there goes Persova,

as they enter the final lap of this race!

Tanya Persova of Soviet
Union has passed Kate Mason,

and is beginning to pull away from the pack.

It's Persova and Mason...

This is a near record pace...

Oh, my God.

It's locked.

Come quickly.

Damn!

Allan...

Well, Kate...

I see you're back for some more punishment.

To think that I actually cared about you.

I trusted you.

What can I say, Kate?

You were very stupid.

Very.

So how did you become bionic?

Ah, wouldn't you like to know?

Goodbye...

Kate!

He is bionic! He can kill you.

Kate, he is stronger than you are!

Stay out of this!

Allan!

All right, hold it!

Jim: I don't want to have to hurt you, pal!

Come on, boy,

survival of the fittest.

Well, come on!

Welcome back, Oscar.

But don't you ever trick us like that again.

To Oscar. Welcome back.

To Oscar.

To Oscar.

Excuse me, Mr. Goldman.

I have something I have to read to you.

"Congratulations to you and your OSI operatives

for your excellent work

in ensuring the success of the World Unity Games.

The Soviet Premiere has asked me

to convey his personal gratitude

"and admiration for you and your team."

And it's signed, The President.

Wow!

I think you should know that tomorrow morning

I will be forwarding my report
on the re-organization of OSI.

-And?
-And I will advise

that your department needs no re-organization,

as long as you are left in command.

Congratulations.

Thank you, General.

Oscar.

Goodnight.

Well, Oscar, congratulations.

Oh, thank you, Steve.

I'm sure you'll have a busy schedule.

Huh?

Oh, yes, yes.

-And good luck.
-You too, pal.

Uh, don't you two have something to do?

-Oh, yeah, absolutely.
-We don't have anything to do.

Ow! Oh, yeah, the thing. We gotta go...

-Bye.
-Bye, Jaime.

Bye, Jim.

Good luck, big guy.

-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.

Oscar, come here, come here, look at this...

What?

Well, I, uh, I did have
something I wanted to say to you.

Uh, you know, Jamie, we've known each other

for a long, long, long time,

and we've been through a lot together...

-Steve...
-Now, uh, Jaime, just uh...

Let me finish.

Now, when two people...

Why don't we get married?

Now, please hear me out, Jaime.

What?

I said, would you like to get married?

Well, I, uh...

Yes. Yes.

Goodbye, Kate.

Well, the best man won.

I guess.

So...

I think this is gonna be a lot of fun.

What?

Well...

Having a bionic girlfriend.

Oh, you think so?

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