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Good morning, almost husband.
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Good morning, almost... oh, no! No!
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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, calm down.
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This can't be the first time you've woken
up with other men in your bedroom.
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Happy wedding day!
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What are you doing here?
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You pay for a full-service wedding,
you get our full packages.
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Ohh.
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Close, honey. So close.
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- And we're crossing.
- We're crossing.
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- And trays down.
- And trays down.
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Napkins.
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Relax. Enjoy.
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The car will pick you up at 4:00
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to whisk you away to your
beautiful hilltop wedding.
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How's the weather?
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I had a dream it rained on everyone.
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Dry as a bone.
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The only thing it will
be raining tonight is men.
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- We really need it.
- Mm.
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Has anyone heard from Sal?
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No.
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And I will never understand
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why you asked that boozy us-hag
to officiate your wedding.
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We didn't exactly ask Sal.
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- Sal...
- Mm-hmm.
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We have something very
important to talk to you about.
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Yeah, we hope that maybe you
would be open to the idea...
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Yes! I will totally officiate your wedding!
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Oh, my drinks!
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It was supposed to be an intervention.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
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Hey, best man.
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Hello, blushing bride.
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I feel like I should hate that more.
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Yeah, I think I might
go with "best person."
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Anyway, I'm just calling
to see how you're doing.
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I'm great.
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Really?
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I-I... is this about mom again?
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I told you... I'm fine.
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My mother can't come to the wedding.
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She was at a yoga retreat, and
she fell out of a warrior pose,
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and she broke her hip.
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Should we consider the possibility
that someone pushed her?
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Cam, please.
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They were a bunch of peace-loving hippies
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who spent two weeks in the
rainforest with my mother.
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Of course someone pushed her.
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I'm actually relieved she's not coming.
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She has given me the gift
of a crazy-free wedding.
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I know. I was just a little sad for you.
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Mom's a no-show, and you and
dad are hardly even speaking.
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Enough about dad.
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He doesn't get gay weddings, and I
don't get track suits as casualwear.
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Can we please talk about something
happy, like my honeymoon in Mexico?
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Oh, yeah, you're gonna want to take
a look at the weather channel.
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Hilarious. Love you.
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Love you, too.
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You're gonna get the gift today, right?
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Don't we have a year to do that?
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No, I have a husband to do that.
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They fell in love with this very
specific turquoise Italian glass bowl.
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I looked everywhere, finally found one,
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and we're not going to
that wedding without it.
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Wait. I-I thought you were
taking me to the eye doctor.
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They said I'm not supposed
to drive myself home.
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No, no, no, no.
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I'm picking up Luke
from his wilderness trip.
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Alex can take you.
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That's a bummer.
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Aww, dad, I'm touched.
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No, not because of you. I'd
just rather pick up Luke.
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Than go to the eye doctor.
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I-I love spending time with you.
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Don't worry... you're fun.
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Wow.
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My dad would never admit this,
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but when he wants fun he
goes straight to Luke.
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They have a weird connection.
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They're like Batman and Robin.
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Dad and I are more like
Batman and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Honey, don't be like that.
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You're super fun!
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You sure I can't get Luke?
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I heard that!
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Let's do this!
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Hello.
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Hey, mom. Gloria wants to know if
she can do your hair and makeup last
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after me and Cam's mom.
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It's fine.
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Something about Luke
...I've lost interest.
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Okay, love you. Bye!
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Damn, this is the best
cup of coffee I ever had.
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Manny roasts his own
beans every Friday night.
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That kid's gonna be roasting
his own beans for a long time,
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if you know what I mean.
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Can I just say thank you
again for letting us stay here?
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You have thanked us enough
with that big bag of deer meat.
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- Aww.
- Hey, mom.
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Can you see this?
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What pimple?
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I knew it.
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I can't go looking like this.
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Weddings are where you meet girls.
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Not at this one.
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- Well, we better be going.
- Yeah.
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Have a great spa day.
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Men don't have spa days.
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We're just going to the club, taking a
steam, having a couple of rubdowns.
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Hey.
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Do they serve cucumber water at that place?
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Sometimes they do a strawberry-basil mix.
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Ah.
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- Merle?
- Yes, ma'am?
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Be back in time for me to do your tie.
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Uh, yes, ma'am.
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I'm so sorry you had to see that.
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See what?
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The way we just snapped at each other.
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Are you joking?
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Obviously, Merle and I are going
through a heck of a rough patch.
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If I talked to Jay that nice, he
would think I'm cheating on him.
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Mrs. P.
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My darn taxi never came.
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I'm gonna miss my flight.
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No.
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I just...
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I don't want to deal with this right now.
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'Cause I'm already so scared of flying.
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I just hate everything about it.
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Except for the food.
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I don't understand how they get such
bold flavors out of that tiny kitchen.
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Haley, can you drive Andy
to the airport, please?
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- She doesn't want to do that.
- Aww, you get me.
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Haley.
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I don't have a car. I got dropped off.
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I guess we can take my car.
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That's settled. Go.
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Fine.
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Okay.
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We really need to hurry.
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Relax. We'll get there.
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You just worry about being
strapped in a giant metal tube
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30,000 feet in the air.
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That's right. I heard.
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- Hey.
- What?
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I just thought of something.
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What's going on with my hair today?
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Daddy's going to do it up
really pretty with flowers.
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Not you, right?
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No, other daddy.
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Oh, thank God.
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Mitchell, this is not my tuxedo!
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They gave me the wrong order!
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And the fuchsia gown didn't tip you off?
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I have like nine shirts this color.
I'm wearing a shirt this color.
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Okay, deep breaths. Deep breaths.
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We have plenty of time
to go to the dry-cleaner.
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We knew that there would be a bump today,
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and here it is. We're
getting it done early.
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This is our bump.
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Oh! Oh!
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Okay. Okay. So, this is our bump.
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I can't handle this.
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We're getting married in five hours.
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I don't have my perfectly tailored tux.
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I can't just go buy something off the rack.
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I'm not Cindy Crawford.
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Why a woman?
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I'm just wondering.
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What are we gonna do?
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We could eat.
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We just need to get in
touch with the owner.
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Y-you, uh, you know his name, right?
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- It's... Aziz something?
- Oh, oh.
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It's... it's... uh, no, it's a-Amir.
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It's... it's not Amir, no.
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Oh, no, it's, uh, Ahmad.
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- It's Achmed.
- No. Oh, it's on the ticket.
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Now I'm just feeling racist.
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- What is it?
- Here it is.
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It's... Jerry.
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- J... oh, Jerry.
- Amari.
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Jerry Amari.
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There you go.
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Can you see better in here?
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A little, but those drops
are really hanging on.
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I'm like Han Solo right when
he came out of the carbonite.
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Really? Nothing?
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I get it. It's "Star Trek."
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You're breaking my heart.
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Save it for Luke. He'll love that.
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Can we just get the
gift and get out of here?
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Right, but first things first.
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Let's put on some funny hats,
act like they're not there,
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and then walk around all serious.
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What's the point of this?
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That's good. You're nailing it.
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Hey, honey.
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How was the eye exam?
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Great.
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I can barely see.
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I'm wearing giant
sunglasses and a girly hat.
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Alex and I are having a blast.
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But you got the gift, right?
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That's what people tell me.
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Honey, the bowl.
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I have the bowl.
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It's beautiful.
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I'll... I'll see you at home.
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Hey, here's a thought...
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Now that you told mom you got the bowl,
how about we actually go get it?
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Yes, no more fooling around.
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Let's go get the bowl.
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Oh, right after we find
out our sleep number.
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Ow!
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There's my guy.
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I thought dad was picking me up.
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Oh. I missed you, too.
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Come here.
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Aww.
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So, did you have fun?
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Yeah.
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What was your favorite thing?
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I don't remember.
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It was yesterday.
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Hot dogs. Can we go now?
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Honey, I feel bad that
you have to leave early.
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What are you missing today?
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Boating.
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Well, I mean, we have a little time.
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You don't mind waiting in the car?
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So, Cam tells me you and
Mitch had a little dust-up.
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Yeah.
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A couple of weeks ago.
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That kid can hold a grudge.
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A little uncomfortable
about that wedding, are you?
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Well, you know what I'm feeling, right?
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I'd like to think I've
evolved on the subject.
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We got a couple of lesbo swans in the pond.
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They seem pretty happy.
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Hey, Jay.
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Hey, Howard, Larry.
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This is my, uh...
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This is my friend Merle and
he's visiting from Missouri.
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Ooh, the "show me" state.
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Don't say that in here!
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So, what brings you to town, Merle?
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Well, uh, my... our...
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Jay's and my... kids are
getting married today.
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Congratulations.
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Isn't that nice?
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Father of the bride, father of the groom
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taking a steam together
the day of the wedding.
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Yeah, something like that.
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The day my son got
married... piece of cake.
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But the day I lost my little girl...
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Ohh, that wrecked me.
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So, which one of you has to
suffer through that today?
261
00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:42,035
You know what? It's too hot in here.
262
00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:43,002
Yeah. Let's go.
263
00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:45,071
Mm-hmm. Real evolved.
264
00:08:45,139 --> 00:08:46,973
Your swans would be ashamed.
265
00:08:48,442 --> 00:08:51,845
Well, I guess I first noticed
it after Pameron moved out,
266
00:08:51,912 --> 00:08:55,081
and Merle and I just started
sniping at each other.
267
00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:57,617
Yeah, like that bloodbath this morning?
268
00:08:57,685 --> 00:08:59,452
Ohh. Again, I am so sorry.
269
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,356
But Merle is not the type
you can talk to about things.
270
00:09:03,424 --> 00:09:06,159
I mean, the man's had
a toothpick in his mouth
271
00:09:06,227 --> 00:09:08,828
our whole marriage, and I can't say a word.
272
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,864
No, you can't sit on your feelings.
273
00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:12,032
You will explode!
274
00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:17,370
I have, like, 10 little explosions every
day, so I don't have the big one.
275
00:09:17,438 --> 00:09:18,638
The women in my family...
276
00:09:18,706 --> 00:09:20,673
Sometimes, they shoot their husbands.
277
00:09:20,741 --> 00:09:25,277
Well, we've had 48... good years.
278
00:09:25,345 --> 00:09:28,513
I... guess we're just
gonna run out the clock.
279
00:09:29,081 --> 00:09:30,448
No!
280
00:09:30,516 --> 00:09:32,317
You're still...
281
00:09:32,385 --> 00:09:34,519
You have...
282
00:09:34,587 --> 00:09:36,121
That is bad attitude!
283
00:09:36,188 --> 00:09:38,757
You have to tell Merle
what is bothering you.
284
00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:40,658
Oh, he doesn't want to hear all that.
285
00:09:40,726 --> 00:09:44,229
He gets all closed off and macho.
286
00:09:46,265 --> 00:09:48,033
You're ticklin' my piggies.
287
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,300
You get used to that.
288
00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:54,238
It's a shame Mitchell's mother
couldn't make it to the wedding.
289
00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:55,539
For who?
290
00:09:55,607 --> 00:09:58,309
Mm, things still rough
between the two of you?
291
00:09:58,376 --> 00:10:00,578
Merle, things have always been rough.
292
00:10:00,645 --> 00:10:02,813
That woman never stopped complaining.
293
00:10:02,881 --> 00:10:06,517
Finding the strength to leave Dede
was the hardest thing I ever did,
294
00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:09,420
but the best decision I ever made.
295
00:10:09,488 --> 00:10:11,922
Well, you sure made a
score with that Gloria.
296
00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:13,190
Wow.
297
00:10:13,257 --> 00:10:13,990
Big-time.
298
00:10:15,326 --> 00:10:18,862
I bet you landed her before she got
a gander at those hooves of yours.
299
00:10:20,264 --> 00:10:22,199
You're welcome, by the way.
300
00:10:23,301 --> 00:10:25,535
So, what are you gonna do in Utah?
301
00:10:25,603 --> 00:10:28,839
Well, me and my girlfriend haven't
seen each other in a while,
302
00:10:28,906 --> 00:10:31,741
so we're gonna be like a
couple of bunny rabbits.
303
00:10:31,809 --> 00:10:34,077
- Wow.
- Just hopping all over town.
304
00:10:34,145 --> 00:10:36,179
Oh.
305
00:10:36,247 --> 00:10:37,280
Is this her?
306
00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:38,882
Yep, that's my Beth.
307
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,884
Huh. She's pretty.
308
00:10:40,952 --> 00:10:42,185
Yeah.
309
00:10:42,953 --> 00:10:45,188
She's the most beautiful
creature, inside and out.
310
00:10:45,255 --> 00:10:47,890
I'm just the luckiest guy
ever to get to love her.
311
00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,159
Okay, she may be real, but no way you are.
312
00:10:50,227 --> 00:10:51,460
Who talks like that?
313
00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,329
You know, I hate when
you say things like that
314
00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:55,264
because you are funny, and you are pretty,
315
00:10:55,332 --> 00:10:57,066
and you are smart in an original way,
316
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,268
so why shouldn't a guy
feel lucky to love you?
317
00:10:59,336 --> 00:11:01,070
Shut up. Be normal.
318
00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:03,977
Hey, my phone just buzzed.
Can you read it?
319
00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:05,527
I don't want to put our lives at risk.
320
00:11:08,478 --> 00:11:10,212
It's, uh, it's from the airline.
321
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,114
Your flight's delayed three hours.
322
00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:13,815
- Three hours?!
- Yeah.
323
00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:15,651
Ohh! Jinkies!
324
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,053
I guess we can just drop
me off at a coffee shop,
325
00:11:18,121 --> 00:11:19,788
and I can take a cab from there.
326
00:11:19,856 --> 00:11:20,656
Okay.
327
00:11:22,592 --> 00:11:24,126
Actually, I really need to wake up.
328
00:11:24,194 --> 00:11:26,395
Maybe I'll grab a coffee
with you, if you don't mind.
329
00:11:26,462 --> 00:11:27,229
Please.
330
00:11:27,297 --> 00:11:30,499
The more I talk to people, the less
I imagine plummeting to my death
331
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:32,768
in a fiery spiral of screaming and crying.
332
00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:36,004
Pretty dark for someone
who just said "jinkies."
333
00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:39,440
Well, I guess we have different
definitions of "emergency," then.
334
00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:40,975
You know, I'm just gonna say it...
335
00:11:41,043 --> 00:11:43,311
911 dispatchers have a
little bit of attitude.
336
00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:45,213
Well, you requested a S.W.A.T. Team.
337
00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:47,115
Is anybody else hungry?
338
00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:48,783
Mitchell! Mitchell!
339
00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:49,918
Look at this.
340
00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,653
Do you think you could fit in there?
341
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,920
I'm not doing that.
342
00:11:52,955 --> 00:11:54,675
Then what am I gonna
wear to our wedding...
343
00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:55,690
My black funeral suit?
344
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:56,925
Is that the tone you want to set?
345
00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,293
You wore it to one funeral.
346
00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,594
And you didn't even know Bea Arthur.
347
00:11:59,662 --> 00:12:01,262
- I felt like I did.
- I know.
348
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,764
Oh.
349
00:12:02,831 --> 00:12:04,499
It's Pepper. He'll know what to do.
350
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,267
- Yes.
- Pepper. Disaster.
351
00:12:06,335 --> 00:12:09,671
It's not a disaster. It's just a wildfire.
352
00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:12,273
And it's most certainly not
going to burn down your wedding.
353
00:12:12,341 --> 00:12:13,374
- What?!
- What?
354
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:14,943
There's a wildfire near the venue.
355
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:15,843
No!
356
00:12:15,911 --> 00:12:17,111
Yes, but it's fine.
357
00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:19,514
Ronaldo is going to
text-blast the guest list,
358
00:12:19,582 --> 00:12:22,417
tell them the wedding is
being moved from 5:00 to 1:00.
359
00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:23,651
Oh, my God!
360
00:12:23,719 --> 00:12:25,253
Don't panic.
361
00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:29,190
Would somebody please turn
off that wretched waterfall?!
362
00:12:29,258 --> 00:12:31,025
Kill the waterfall immediately!
363
00:12:34,429 --> 00:12:36,430
The fire is already 28% contained.
364
00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:37,698
That doesn't sound like a lot.
365
00:12:37,732 --> 00:12:39,266
Just get dressed and look pretty.
366
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,368
I'm going to send the
car for you in one hour.
367
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,638
Have you lost your mind?!
368
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:48,776
Go! You disgust me!
369
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:49,977
Go!
370
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,046
Okay.
371
00:12:53,114 --> 00:12:54,414
Now what are we gonna do?
372
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,715
No, I guess maybe...
373
00:12:55,783 --> 00:12:58,685
No, th... cam, there's no
way I could fit through there.
374
00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:02,689
You two exhaust me.
375
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,825
What?
376
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:07,560
We have to be there in an hour!
377
00:13:07,628 --> 00:13:09,095
I can't go like this!
378
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,530
Look at me!
379
00:13:10,598 --> 00:13:11,831
I hate you.
380
00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:14,834
Prepare yourself for the
best burger of your life.
381
00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:19,973
We got to go.
382
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,443
Uh-oh.
383
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,832
Maybe we should try on more hats.
384
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,913
Do you think we have time?
385
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,482
It's not working!
386
00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:30,783
And there's no oar?
387
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,752
We are literally up a
creek without a paddle?
388
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,621
Okay, Lily, Lily!
389
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,424
Okay, you're gonna press
the green button to start it,
390
00:13:38,492 --> 00:13:41,794
and then you're gonna
look for number 9-1-3.
391
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:45,431
And then, when you see it go by, you
press the red button to stop it, okay?
392
00:13:45,499 --> 00:13:46,432
Okay.
393
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,633
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
394
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,602
I get us into these
situations, and I freak,
395
00:13:49,669 --> 00:13:51,337
and then you always fix the problem.
396
00:13:51,404 --> 00:13:53,172
Well, now, we each have our own gifts.
397
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,142
It's just it's easier for me
to stay calm in the face of...
398
00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:58,577
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Oh, oh!
399
00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:01,413
- Lily, daddy's coming for you!
- Oh, my God!
400
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,779
Okay, now, Lily, press the red button!
401
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,946
I'm breaking the window!
402
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:11,048
Put that down!
403
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,917
Thank God you're here.
404
00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:14,224
Are you breaking into my store?
405
00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:17,088
Uh, no.
406
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:18,456
Why would you even say that?
407
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:19,790
My alarm went off.
408
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:23,060
Oh, well, okay, that is a coincidence
because his tuxedo is in there,
409
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,795
and we're getting married in an hour.
410
00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:28,031
You are totally saving us.
411
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:30,634
You know, I freak out
at situations like this,
412
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:33,316
which forces him to fix
the problem, you know?
413
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:39,576
I'm over here, freaking out, while he's
somewhere else, fixing the problem.
414
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:42,145
- Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.
- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
415
00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:45,215
Oh! Oh.
416
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:47,417
Well, maybe that's a
good thing, you know...
417
00:14:47,485 --> 00:14:48,418
The yin, the yang?
418
00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:50,554
Yeah, whatever, Jerry.
419
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:51,855
Where'd she come from?
420
00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:53,857
Oh, oh, because she doesn't look like us?
421
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:55,359
- That's offensive.
- Oh, Jerry.
422
00:14:55,426 --> 00:14:55,926
Oh, Jerry.
423
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:00,697
What are we going to do?
424
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:02,399
I know how to get up there.
425
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:03,700
I'm blind. Follow me.
426
00:15:03,768 --> 00:15:05,048
- Oh, I'm not doing that.
- Alex!
427
00:15:09,673 --> 00:15:12,113
Excuse me, could someone help
me to find the back of the line?
428
00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:13,410
Oh, no, no. It's okay. Oh.
429
00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:14,544
Go right ahead. Are you sure?
430
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:15,212
Mm-hmm.
431
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,179
Can I help you?
432
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:17,481
Yes, picking up for Dunphy.
433
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:18,749
It's on hold, I believe.
434
00:15:18,816 --> 00:15:21,385
Beautiful day, huh? I was told.
435
00:15:21,452 --> 00:15:22,352
Here we go.
436
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,654
Credit card?
437
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:27,223
Uh, just to be sure...
That is turquoise, right?
438
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,726
Because my wife said it
also comes in emerald.
439
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,861
Yes. Sir, it's a very long line.
440
00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:32,962
Mm. Okay.
441
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,430
Um, can I have it for one second?
442
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:39,769
Thank you.
443
00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:41,237
Yep, that doesn't feel like turquoise.
444
00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:44,473
You can feel color?
You gotta be kidding me.
445
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,975
When you lose one sense, all your
other senses become heightened.
446
00:15:47,043 --> 00:15:48,510
That's why you sound so
loud and judge-y to me.
447
00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:49,611
My mistake, sir.
448
00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:51,346
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
449
00:15:55,318 --> 00:15:56,452
Here it is.
450
00:15:56,519 --> 00:15:58,487
Hey, he's messing with the blind guy.
451
00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:00,189
Thank you... wherever you are.
452
00:16:00,256 --> 00:16:01,657
I don't think he's really blind.
453
00:16:01,725 --> 00:16:02,758
Excuse me.
454
00:16:02,826 --> 00:16:06,295
My father suffered methanol poisoning
on a humanitarian mission in Honduras,
455
00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:10,065
resulting in permanent neurological
dysfunction and irreversible blindness.
456
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:13,068
It's been hard enough on our family
wit people like you making it worse.
457
00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:16,939
If he feels it's not the
bowl, it's not the bowl.
458
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:19,141
I'm so sorry.
459
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,643
I'll check on the turquoise.
460
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:23,345
Okay, that was kind of fun.
461
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,114
I'm winking at you right now.
462
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,617
Ohh, this is not working.
463
00:16:29,685 --> 00:16:34,022
We are never gonna get there on
time, and I am the best person.
464
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,190
Oh, God! Oh!
465
00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:36,658
I think just broke a nail on a turtle.
466
00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:39,127
You're the one
who wanted to come out here.
467
00:16:39,195 --> 00:16:43,298
Yes, I did, because I wanted
to spend some time with my son.
468
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:44,566
You've...
469
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,000
You've been pushing me away so much lately,
470
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,736
and I don't want you to
grow up to be the kind of kid
471
00:16:47,803 --> 00:16:49,843
who doesn't care if his
mom shows up at his wedding.
472
00:16:50,439 --> 00:16:51,705
What are you talking about?
473
00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:55,342
Nana isn't coming today,
and Mitchell's relieved.
474
00:16:55,444 --> 00:16:58,679
Well... I'd be really sad
if you missed my wedding.
475
00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:00,848
Really? You promise?
476
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,716
Totally. And so would Kate.
477
00:17:02,784 --> 00:17:03,851
Who's Kate?
478
00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:06,687
Upton. My wife, your daughter-in-law.
479
00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:08,289
Oh. Get on board.
480
00:17:08,356 --> 00:17:09,590
Come on.
481
00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:11,759
Then what has been going
on with you recently?
482
00:17:11,827 --> 00:17:12,927
You've been so moody.
483
00:17:13,694 --> 00:17:16,329
I'm sorry, but I'm sick of going to school
484
00:17:16,397 --> 00:17:18,799
and hearing teachers say,
"You're Alex Dunphy's brother?
485
00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:20,834
Really?" Like I'm an idiot.
486
00:17:20,902 --> 00:17:22,302
Oh, honey, you're not an idiot.
487
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:23,703
I forgot the paddle
488
00:17:23,771 --> 00:17:26,706
even though we just learned
the boating checklist yesterday.
489
00:17:26,774 --> 00:17:28,108
Alex would never do that.
490
00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:31,111
And if she did, she'd probably,
like... I don't know...
491
00:17:31,179 --> 00:17:34,614
use this fishing rod to cast
out and hook us on the shore
492
00:17:34,682 --> 00:17:36,450
because "I'm so smart."
493
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:40,420
And then she'd pull us in because
everything she does always works.
494
00:17:40,488 --> 00:17:42,656
Oh, my God. It's working.
495
00:17:42,723 --> 00:17:43,423
It's working!
496
00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:46,660
Figures. Alex.
497
00:17:48,306 --> 00:17:49,466
Ooh, ooh. Don't move.
498
00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:51,016
The lighting is really cool right now.
499
00:17:51,798 --> 00:17:53,078
What are you doing? Don't smile.
500
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,433
Why? It's my favorite thing.
501
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:56,569
No, really, be serious.
502
00:17:56,637 --> 00:17:58,237
Look out the window. Okay.
503
00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:01,541
Look.
504
00:18:01,608 --> 00:18:03,643
Whoa!
505
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,312
That is honestly the best
photo anyone's ever taken of me.
506
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,346
Thank you.
507
00:18:07,414 --> 00:18:08,775
You mind if I send a copy to Beth?
508
00:18:09,516 --> 00:18:12,918
Andy, um...
509
00:18:12,986 --> 00:18:14,753
When I read the text about your flight,
510
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:17,723
I saw the text from Beth
telling you not to come.
511
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,858
Yeah, she doesn't mean that.
512
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,594
She said, "it's over."
513
00:18:22,662 --> 00:18:24,663
That can mean a lot of different things.
514
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,567
Your phone's buzzing again.
515
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,804
Oh, my God. The wedding got moved up.
516
00:18:32,872 --> 00:18:34,473
I have to go.
517
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,576
Andy, are you sure about
getting on that plane?
518
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:38,877
Yeah, yeah. I-I'm fine.
519
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:41,046
You know, she does this
every once in a while.
520
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:42,947
She just likes the drama.
521
00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:44,816
- But I... okay.
- Haley,
522
00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:46,651
I appreciate your concern
...I really do...
523
00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:49,887
But I've been in this relationship
off and on for eight years,
524
00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:52,156
so I kind of know what
I'm doing, all right?
525
00:18:52,224 --> 00:18:53,391
Thank you for the ride.
526
00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,731
It's a tool of the trade.
The car one says "Toyota."
527
00:19:05,337 --> 00:19:06,270
Ah.
528
00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:07,438
I have eyes on the grooms.
529
00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:08,772
I'm three feet behind you.
530
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,140
How's it going? Are people showing up?
531
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,242
It's all under control.
532
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,877
Surprise! Guess who's on time.
533
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:14,778
Oh, my God!
534
00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:15,813
Sal, wow, you're pregnant.
535
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,880
Congratulations!
536
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,283
Thank you. We're really excited.
537
00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:20,751
You're huge.
538
00:19:20,819 --> 00:19:22,019
Nice teeth.
539
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:23,253
Uh, so, w-where's Tony?
540
00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:24,455
Oh, beats me.
541
00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:25,990
Haven't spoken to him since the divorce.
542
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,124
Oh.
543
00:19:27,192 --> 00:19:29,059
Yeah, it's, uh, Eddie. Eddie! Baby! Yeah!
544
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,427
Come here! Come meet the girls!
545
00:19:30,495 --> 00:19:31,428
Eddie.
546
00:19:31,496 --> 00:19:32,336
This is Eddie. Eddie.
547
00:19:32,364 --> 00:19:34,999
Cam, Mitch, peps, this guy.
548
00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:37,067
Hey. This is Eddie, my baby daddy.
549
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,216
So, why didn't you tell us?
550
00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:40,756
Oh, you know, we just wanted to
get through that first trimester
551
00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:42,239
before we let the cat
out of the bag. Mm-hmm.
552
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,574
When was that... last summer?
553
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,609
So, y-you're... you're how far along now?
554
00:19:45,677 --> 00:19:47,277
About four months. Right, honey?
555
00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:49,113
Four months. Yep. Yeah.
556
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:52,516
Just about the exact amount of time
Eddie and I have been together.
557
00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:53,751
I don't understand.
558
00:19:53,785 --> 00:19:56,086
Four is this many, yes?
559
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,254
Sí.
560
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,789
Hola, handsome boys.
561
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:01,390
You two look gorgeous.
562
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,025
- Gracias.
- Oh, thank you.
563
00:20:03,093 --> 00:20:04,193
Pretty nice, huh? Like a regular wedding.
564
00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:05,494
What?
565
00:20:05,562 --> 00:20:07,029
Good start, Jay.
566
00:20:07,057 --> 00:20:08,577
Hey, Merle, it's your son's wedding...
567
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,500
Maybe lose the toothpick?
568
00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:13,169
I'm getting tired of this nagging.
569
00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:13,936
I'm leaving you.
570
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:14,804
What? What?
571
00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:16,305
Not if I leave you first!
572
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,174
No, no, no, you don't mean this!
573
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,909
Oh, don't you feel bad, honey.
574
00:20:19,976 --> 00:20:21,277
You have helped me today.
575
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:23,646
Thanks for getting me over the hump.
576
00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:26,182
What did you do?
577
00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:27,783
Wow. We're doing this.
578
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,619
Are you ready?
579
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,521
I don't want to wait another minute.
580
00:20:32,589 --> 00:20:35,090
Lily, hit it.
581
00:20:35,158 --> 00:20:37,126
Aww. That's sweet.
582
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,233
On 3, boys.
583
00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:45,935
1, 2...
584
00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:48,370
Attention! Attention, please!
585
00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:49,939
The fire has jumped the freeway.
586
00:20:50,006 --> 00:20:51,207
I'm really sorry, folks.
587
00:20:51,274 --> 00:20:53,375
I'm gonna have to evacuate
everyone immediately.
588
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,612
So, this is our bump.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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