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Are you getting this?
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I'm getting the shot.
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I'm just not getting
what you're trying to do.
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We're in Australia... it's
on the bottom of the globe,
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so everyone here but me is upside-down.
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It's geography.
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It's a good time to tell you...
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I dropped Luke on his head when he was 1.
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Okay, I'm up.
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Did you drop him, too?
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Grab my leg, buddy.
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Here we go. Oop.
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I come from the land down under.
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He doesn't.
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I was conceived in Australia
on my parents' honeymoon.
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It was a romantic summer
night... their summer...
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On a blanket in the park.
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I still have that blanket.
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Phil's mom left us money for a trip
there, and when the rest of the family,
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they all just jumped on board.
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My mom's grandfather was Australian,
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and she'd spend her summers...
Their winters... visiting him.
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It was a very special place for her.
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She always wanted me to see it.
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Wait... you still have that blanket?
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Yeah, silly. It's the one on our bed.
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You sure you don't
want some of this vegemite, Gloria?
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You don't know what you're missing.
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Ay, I don't eat anything
unless I know what's in it.
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I've seen this woman
scarf down a pig's nose.
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Sometimes, one must travel
halfway across the globe
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to get the clearest view of home.
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This was my whole flight.
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What's she talking about?
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My college-application essay.
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They want students who are worldly.
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Oh, why don't you write
about our trip to Hawaii
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when you drank straight from a coconut?
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I feel like Harvard's gonna
get a lot of those, so...
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Hey, guys, I just wanted to say thanks
for being a part of this pilgrimage
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to majestic Australia, which
was once a penal colony.
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Grow up.
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This place was really special to my mom.
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She actually left me a list of things
that she thought we should do...
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Visit the great barrier reef,
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see the bush...
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Really?
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...and climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
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What do you say, mates?
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I'm sorry, honey, but you
know how I am with heights.
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Ah. Is that why you never wear high heels?
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You guys are with me, right?
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Absolutely not. Nah,
I'm not doing that. No.
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Really? No.
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Oh. No worries.
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That's Australian.
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I'll, uh, I'll do that
one on my own if I have to.
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I'm just so excited
we're all here together.
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Actually, we have to go. Yeah, so...
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Back in the day, we knew
this guy from Australia.
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New Zealand. Same thing.
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He didn't have a lot of friends,
and we felt sorry for him,
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but the truth is, he was kind of annoying.
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He was one of those
guys that was always on.
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Big relief when his visa ran out.
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Anyway, through no fault of my own...
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Wait, no, wait... you announced on Facebook
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that we were going to Australia,
which is where he lives.
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Fergus invited us to
lunch. I couldn't say no.
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I could have said no.
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Which is why you have
12 friends on Facebook.
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Yeah.
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Claire, honey, I got to tell you,
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you really knocked it out of
the park on the Hanover deal.
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Oh, come on, dad. That was all you.
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No, it was you.
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No, it was you!
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It was you. It was your baby.
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This was my whole flight.
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Claire took the lead on her
first project at the company
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and scored a big one.
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Best part is, she beat out
that arrogant gasbag Earl Norton
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over at closets, closets, closets, closets.
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I wish I could see the look on his
stupid face, face, face, face.
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So, what's first?
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I think Manny wants to see the opera house.
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Actually, it was a long flight.
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I was thinking maybe just...
Hang out on Bondi Beach.
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That's a great idea, Manny.
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Bondi Beach is topless.
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Thank you, tripadvisor.
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Beach it is.
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Let's get this aussie party started!
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Oh, my God. What's wrong with your mouth?
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Ay! Your lips are huge!
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I think you're allergic
to the ve-he-mi-te.
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No worries.
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I'd be a little worried.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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My mom said that Joe is fine,
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he ate, he slept, he woke
up, and then he ate again.
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Classic Joe.
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So, uh, Luke and I are gonna
take a break from the sun.
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Yeah. We're kind of tired.
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Tired of not seeing boobs.
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Watching the natives take
nourishment from their land
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has made me acutely aware of the fact
that I am just saying words now.
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What is wrong with me?
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I'm totally blocked.
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So am I. Scooch.
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Hi.
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How's it going?
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Hi.
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Why weren't you all over
that? He's totally gorgeous.
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This country's number-one
export is hot surfers.
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I'm not gonna buy the first one I see.
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I'm still browsing.
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Ooh! Kangaroos! I'm going to buy one.
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Lily, what did I just say?
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I don't know. Something
about shoes, probably?
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Your dad gave you enough
money for one souvenir.
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Don't buy the first thing you see.
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You'll regret it your whole trip.
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You're right. I have enough regret.
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You got to be kidding me.
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We got outbid!
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What? By whom?
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I'll give you four guesses.
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Damn it.
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Wait a second.
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They're giving us 48
hours to submit a new bid.
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We can do that. We can totally do that.
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Let's go back to the
hotel and figure it out.
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Can it wait? Yeah, we're on vacation.
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Oh, sorry, guys. We have
to do this. This is my baby.
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Jay.
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Dad! Claire.
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Gloria.
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Fine! You two go back to work.
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Phil and I, we're going
to walk to the ocean,
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and we're going to have
more fun without you.
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Yeah, we will.
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No, we won't. Not at all.
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Why would you guys even say that?
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So, after sitting there for 40 minutes,
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I tell the waitress,
"I'm actually in a hurry.
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Any chance of getting the eggs
before they turn into chickens?"
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You know?
And she's a total bogan.
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She's like,
"I've got five tables!"
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You know how they have
the tray? She's sashaying with the legs.
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"Oh, who's got the waffles?!
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Who... who's got the waffles?!"
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All right, we get it. We get it.
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People are looking.
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Oh, nothing I can do to stop that.
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Well, I can think of one thing.
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Well, listen, Fergus, it has
been great catching up, yes.
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But we really have to spend
some time with our family today.
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I'm... I'm so sorry. Um, Mr. Anderson?
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We are huge fans.
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Could we get a picture? Is that possible?
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Of course. Come on. Bring it in.
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Sit down there. There you go.
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I won't get up.
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What's happening? I don't know. Google him.
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I didn't
spring for an international data plan.
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Thank you so much.
You like that? All right.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, remember your old downstairs neighbor
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that could put his
entire fist in his mouth?
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I think my fist got bigger.
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Wait. Fergus, you have your own show?
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Ohh!
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Yeah. It's just a little talk show.
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Wha...? No big deal.
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It's a big deal here, I suppose, but yeah.
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It's a shame you guys
have got to leave so soon.
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Well... oh, well, you know, we
could stay for a little bit longer.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine.
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You never finished the story about the
waitress and the... yeah, with the...
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"Who had the waffles?!"
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Waffles?! Waffles?!
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I just feel bad that Claire and Jay
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are missing such a beautiful
day in this gorgeous country,
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which is also a continent.
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You have a lot of facts.
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Uh-huh.
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I think this spiritual journey
of yours is a wonderful thing.
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I think it's gonna make you
feel closer to your mother.
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I hope so. I miss her.
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It's the biggest reason
I came here... to connect.
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Is that weird? Not at all.
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I talk to my late grandmother all the time.
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She would have loved this place.
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I wonder if she's here with me now.
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No, she doesn't like to fly.
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Isn't it wild that my mom
and dad made footprints
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in this very sa... aah!
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What?!
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Aah! Something bit me!
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Aah!
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Jellyfish!
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What is this? Not one topless woman.
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Calm down. You're gonna spook the boobs.
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Uh, wait... 2:00.
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Ohhh.
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Hey, Luke!
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Luke! How deep is it?!
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Be cool! We don't want to look like idiots!
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I lost my bathing suit!
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Manny, help me find it!
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I don't have my nose plug!
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Little boy, are you okay?
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Uh... uh...
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Manny, say something!
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Miss! Miss! He lost his bathing suit!
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Oh, honey, I can help
you find it. It's okay.
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I'm fine! Aah!
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The water's really clear.
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Uh...
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I love your limo!
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You don't think it draws
too much attention to me?
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What are
you talking abo-o-o-o-o-ut?!
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No.
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We ended up spending a little more
time with Fergus than we planned.
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Which, honestly, felt like growth to us, yes.
Because I think
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sometimes we judge people
before we get to know them.
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I cannot believe they let us in here.
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How famous are you?
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Well, sometimes, I feel
like I'm the one in the zoo.
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Only difference between me and
this guy is I won't pee on you.
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Right?
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Seriously, they will pee on you.
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Oh, for real? He will pee on us?
Okay. Is that so?
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Turns out, we have a lot in common.
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For example, we all hate standing in lines.
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Make sure I get copies of those.
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Isn't he funny?
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We're with him, so we're just gonna...
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Come on. Through you go.
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Sorry. Classic Fergus,
getting us in like this.
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Cam.
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Where's the next gift shop?
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I cannot look at another souvenir, Lily.
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You did this.
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Lily, relax. You'll find the perfect one.
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I want to believe you,
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but that lifeguard was the
cutest boy I've ever seen.
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I know.
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Hey, guys! Found 'em
in the business center.
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Come on. We got to catch
the bus to the bush.
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What time did you wake up?
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5:00 A.M. Claire has an
incredible work ethic.
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She's like a young me.
255
00:09:16,081 --> 00:09:17,481
Ohhh!
256
00:09:17,549 --> 00:09:19,383
Yung-mi was our accountant from Korea.
257
00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:21,185
Died at her desk.
258
00:09:21,253 --> 00:09:23,688
Okay, enough work. It's time
to enjoy our vacation. Yeah.
259
00:09:23,755 --> 00:09:24,989
Yeah, we just got to finish
up a few quick, little thi...
260
00:09:25,057 --> 00:09:25,856
No, you're done.
261
00:09:25,924 --> 00:09:27,124
Done. We're done. Let's go.
262
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,260
Jay, I miss you.
263
00:09:29,328 --> 00:09:32,730
And besides, I don't know that
I can keep Phil safe anymore.
264
00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:34,899
I think he's going to die here.
265
00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,736
Oh, it's Fergus.
266
00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:40,037
What? Why did he text you and not me?
267
00:09:40,105 --> 00:09:42,006
He invited us to a party
today on Hugh Jackman's yacht.
268
00:09:42,074 --> 00:09:43,974
What?! Not today! No!
269
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,109
I want to meet Hugh Jackman!
270
00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:46,410
I do, too. I do, too.
271
00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:47,912
But, you know, w-we can't
bail on my family again.
272
00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:49,980
That makes us complete
star you-know-what-ers.
273
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,882
Plus, cam, this will be fun, too. Come on.
274
00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,384
Everybody have their
sunscreen and bug spray?
275
00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:55,052
I got the snakebite kit.
276
00:09:56,121 --> 00:09:58,956
Hey, guys, we just got
some really bad news.
277
00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:00,958
Yeah, so...
278
00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:08,599
Walking the paths once trod
by the first Australians
279
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,601
has made me... what?
280
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,036
Unbearable?
281
00:10:12,104 --> 00:10:13,571
Now, if we're lucky, we'll see
282
00:10:13,638 --> 00:10:15,973
some of Australia's more
famous indigenous species...
283
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,575
Kangaroo, dingoes, koala.
284
00:10:17,642 --> 00:10:18,743
Quick question.
285
00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:20,077
Oh, good... another one.
286
00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:22,613
Isn't it true that baby
kangaroos, or... or Joeys,
287
00:10:22,681 --> 00:10:24,181
are born without hind legs?
288
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,584
Yes. Once again, you've correctly
answered your own question.
289
00:10:26,651 --> 00:10:28,753
I just got a text from Earl
at closets, closets, closets...
290
00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,054
I know what it's called, dad.
291
00:10:30,122 --> 00:10:31,956
Listen to this...
"Better luck next time. Ha ha."
292
00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,792
He always knows what to say to get my goat.
293
00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,660
I'm waiting for a quote
from the lumber supplier,
294
00:10:36,728 --> 00:10:38,429
but this hike is three
hours... I'm gonna lose signal.
295
00:10:38,497 --> 00:10:39,897
Let's go back.
296
00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,866
Dad, we can't just up and leave
without a plausible reason wh...
297
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,567
Claire's hurt!
298
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:46,570
What happened?
299
00:10:46,638 --> 00:10:47,638
Well, you know what a klutz she is.
300
00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:48,973
Honey, are you okay? Not really.
301
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,574
Yeah, well, I... let
me get her back to camp.
302
00:10:50,642 --> 00:10:51,742
We're just gonna slow you down.
303
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:52,710
Come on, sweetheart.
304
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,311
Yeah, you guys have fun.
305
00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:56,981
How dumb do they think we are?
306
00:10:57,048 --> 00:11:00,684
Sometimes, Claire leaves me pictures
of food instead of a shopping list.
307
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,287
I'm so nervous.
308
00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:05,222
Are we gonna see Hugh
Jackman in a bathing suit?
309
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,057
What do we say to Hugh
Jackman in a bathing suit?
310
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,492
Oh, my God. It's so big.
311
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,161
That's a bit direct, but, you
know, he might be flattered.
312
00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:11,495
Oh. You're talking about the boat.
313
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,296
Fergus!
314
00:11:12,364 --> 00:11:13,631
Fergus! Hey!
315
00:11:13,698 --> 00:11:15,599
Oh, guys. Thank God you're here.
316
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,334
Just had the worst fight with Hugh.
317
00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:18,769
Oh, no. What happened?
318
00:11:18,837 --> 00:11:21,672
I took a shot at Russell Crowe
in "Les Mis." Hugh took offense.
319
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,542
Oh, well, he has to know Russell
was horribly miscast. He has to know.
320
00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:26,210
It's not his fault. It's not his fault.
321
00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:27,845
He was... the acting was fine, but...
322
00:11:27,913 --> 00:11:29,780
Okay, let's get on this boat and
fix this. Come on. Yep. Fix it.
323
00:11:29,848 --> 00:11:32,216
That's not the boat. They've already gone.
324
00:11:32,284 --> 00:11:35,186
Hugh was standing on his deck
in a skimpy, little bathing suit,
325
00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:36,520
disappointed look on his face.
326
00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:38,589
Wait. I'm s... wait. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Skimpy?
327
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,157
I'm sorry... standing on his what?
328
00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:41,125
On his deck.
329
00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:43,227
Of the boat. Got it. Okay.
330
00:11:43,295 --> 00:11:45,663
You know what? We don't need them.
331
00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:48,332
I'll hire a boat. We'll have our own party!
332
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,234
This is the life, eh, boys?
333
00:11:50,302 --> 00:11:52,736
Oh, s... so we're not
taking this to a bigger boat?
334
00:11:52,804 --> 00:11:54,905
A bigger boat!
335
00:11:54,973 --> 00:11:55,973
Have a meat pie.
336
00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,308
No, thank you. No.
337
00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:58,442
No, thanks.
338
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:01,645
Are you okay, Phil?
339
00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:02,913
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
340
00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:04,615
I just wish Claire was
here to see all this.
341
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:05,783
Ah.
342
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,351
Plus, my foot's twice its normal size,
343
00:12:07,419 --> 00:12:09,887
and the mosquitoes are really
going after my jellyfish bites.
344
00:12:09,955 --> 00:12:11,989
Look! A sign!
345
00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,693
What?
346
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,596
You wanted to see a
kangaroo, and now you see one.
347
00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,664
I think this is your
mother trying to tell you
348
00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:23,300
that the rest of the trip
is going to be magical, Phil.
349
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,203
That is so my
mom, to say it with a kangaroo.
350
00:12:26,271 --> 00:12:27,738
Look.
351
00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:28,906
So beautiful.
352
00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:30,941
Okay, but be careful.
You're gonna scare him.
353
00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,478
G'day, mate.
354
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:35,446
Hey.
355
00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:38,349
Hey, aren't you gor...
356
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:45,998
This one.
357
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,033
No, this one!
358
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,134
No, this one!
359
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,502
I can't breathe!
360
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,438
Shopping with lily is the best
birth control in the world.
361
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,073
Yeah.
362
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,574
But you know it's not, right?
363
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:57,977
Ooh! This one!
364
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,646
Thank God. Hurry up and buy it.
365
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,848
Wait. What if there's a better one later?
366
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:03,883
Let's keep looking.
367
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,184
No, no, no! You are buying that.
368
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,719
You're never gonna find anything better.
369
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,688
I never found a hotter lifeguard, okay?
370
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,589
This is perfect, and it
is right in front of you.
371
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,358
Here. Thanks.
372
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,327
Hey. I really love your accent.
373
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,129
Wow. Thank you.
374
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,334
I would like to return this.
375
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,271
Penny for your thoughts?
376
00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:26,739
Boobs.
377
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:27,740
Me too!
378
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,008
What's our problem?
379
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,543
I freaked out when those things came at us.
380
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,878
I think I could've handled
one, but they ganged up on me.
381
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,246
Hey, boys.
382
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,516
How would you like to participate
in an aboriginal walkabout?
383
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,019
No, thanks. Why don't you
ask those girls over there?
384
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,554
This walkabout's for men only.
385
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,989
Trust me... we're not men.
386
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,623
Sounds like you need this more than anyone.
387
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:45,558
Quick... come here.
388
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,663
Perfect. Now we're wearing makeup.
389
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,034
Ohh. You have got to be kidding me.
390
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,669
Okay, can we walk to the bush?
391
00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:58,671
Nah. Dispatch is sending a cab in an hour.
392
00:13:58,739 --> 00:13:59,672
An hour. What?!
393
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,107
No, cam, we deserve this.
394
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,710
We deserted our family, we abandoned
our daughter, and for what?
395
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,646
Huh? We're not just
star you-know-what-ers.
396
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,347
We're
you-know-what-holes!
397
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,016
You know lily's not here, right?
398
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:12,718
Oh, my God.
399
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,161
Please be cool.
400
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,396
I'm always cool.
401
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,097
Hello!
402
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,734
There's some pretty fancy shoes.
403
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,170
Thank you...?
404
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:35,875
So, listen, we don't want any trouble,
uh, but my... my friend and I...
405
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:36,909
"Friend"? Really?
406
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,344
Yeah.
407
00:14:38,412 --> 00:14:40,179
We... have a little cab...
Problem. Our cab broke down,
408
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,114
and we are trying to get to our daughter...
409
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,751
The daughter my friend and I have together.
410
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,353
Well, that ain't right.
411
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,823
Daddies should be with their little girls.
412
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,528
Seriously, where can I
get a pair of them shoes?
413
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,496
He wants your shoes. Give him
your shoes. What? All right.
414
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,731
I don't want your shoes.
I want to get me own.
415
00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:00,967
He doesn't want your
shoes. Put your shoes on.
416
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,172
I knew it!
417
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,073
Gloria, don't be mad.
418
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,074
Too late!
419
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,676
I know this looks really bad, but you
have to understand that this is my...
420
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,545
Your baby?! I know.
421
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,380
And you should be ashamed of yourself!
422
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,949
You have a husband who
is on a spiritual journey
423
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,718
and was punched by a kangaroo!
424
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,453
What?!
425
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,021
Gloria!
426
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,156
Honey, I just heard.
427
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,425
How did you get punched by a kangaroo?
428
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,626
Really hard.
429
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,594
In the face.
430
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,262
Oh. I'm sorry.
431
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,697
Oh, boy.
432
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:32,999
Is there anything I can do?
433
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,900
Could you stop working and
sit with me for a while?
434
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,369
Yes, of course I can. Thank you.
435
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,703
Okay. Be... be soft.
436
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,538
Okay. Thank you. Aw, baby.
437
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:43,209
Oh, my God. Phil. Ow. Ohhh!
438
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,210
Honey! Ow!
439
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:48,614
Phil! A wild dog took my laptop!
440
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,816
Seems like a missed opportunity.
441
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,718
Honey, if you want to work, just say so.
442
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,420
No! It happened! It just happened!
443
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:55,788
I didn't see anything.
444
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,957
I didn't see you get hit in the face
by a kangaroo, but I believe you.
445
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,058
Come on! Help me get it!
446
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,794
No! You're on your own!
447
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,063
Like I've been this whole trip!
448
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,164
Ow!
449
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,600
For God's sakes!
450
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,169
Gloria, stop! Let me explain!
451
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,937
Fine... but the explanation better not be
452
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,306
that this is an important
account and you're on a deadline
453
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,775
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
454
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,744
Oh. Well, I'm gonna need a minute to think.
455
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,647
I did not leave Joe, fly across the world,
456
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,449
to see you spend all your time working!
457
00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,117
You're missing the whole vacation!
458
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,253
Not the first wife to tell me that.
459
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,623
So how many wives need to
say it before you listen?
460
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:33,859
What's that?
461
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,763
I'm not gonna tell you.
462
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,366
If you were here, you
would know what that is.
463
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,701
I don't know what that was.
464
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,404
But I was not going to
give him the satisfaction.
465
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,714
Ow!
466
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,616
Damn it!
467
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,153
Why, Australia?! Why?!
468
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,188
Hey, mate.
469
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,489
How's... it going?!
470
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:04,623
Everything okay here?
471
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,025
Not really.
472
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,461
You don't mind me saying,
you look a bit beaten up.
473
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,428
Yeah.
474
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,465
I love your country, but your
country doesn't love me back.
475
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,268
Australia's rejected me.
476
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,270
You see this right here?
477
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,805
That's from a croc bite.
478
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,308
This one here on my back...
479
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,678
I was hit by a tram in Melbourne.
480
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,179
This right here...
481
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,781
That's an irregular mole.
482
00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:30,416
Should probably get that checked out.
483
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,650
Uh-huh.
484
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:37,656
Point is... Australia is nice to tourists,
but it's tough on its own people.
485
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,024
Congratulations, mate.
486
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,125
You're one of us.
487
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,527
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
488
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:42,495
I think I am.
489
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,996
I'm crocodile Dunphy?
490
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,631
That's... not what I was saying at all.
491
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,668
Is that a kookaburra,
which are born blind, or...
492
00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:53,806
Mom?
493
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,578
There you are.
494
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,680
Oh! Dad, the laptop is gone.
495
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,249
We've got to get back
to the hotel right now.
496
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,517
It's still fresh in my mind.
497
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,885
I think I can just piece it together...
498
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:06,719
Claire.
499
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:07,887
Yeah? Let it go.
500
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,355
What? No!
501
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,890
I-I poured my heart into this.
502
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,758
And don't you want to stick it to Earl?
503
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:13,893
Doesn't matter.
504
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,294
Go be with your family.
505
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,697
Remember when you were a kid?
We'd take the family trips?
506
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,299
I'd disappear for days to work.
507
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,300
Yeah.
508
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,902
Don't be me.
509
00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:27,606
I feel like I'm letting you down.
510
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,074
What are you talking about?
511
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,477
I finally get to spend a little
vacation time with my daughter.
512
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,546
Yeah.
513
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,814
Mmmmmm.
514
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,817
What is that?
515
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,987
Lily! We're here!
516
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,622
Daddies love you!
517
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,191
Daddies!
518
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,091
Ohh!
519
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,026
Ohh!
520
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,227
Oh, my gosh!
521
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,662
Oh, this place is beautiful!
522
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,465
That's our bus! Time to go!
523
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,467
What do you mean?
524
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,236
Who are these guys? Who's this guy?
525
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,470
Oh.
526
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,806
Honey, I am so sorry.
527
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,575
From now on, I am all yours.
528
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,044
I promise... whatever you want to do.
529
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,348
Phil, this is not what I had in mind.
530
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,850
You're doing great, honey.
531
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,551
What is a bridge?
532
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:16,555
It's a connecter, a supporter, and
sometimes, it's a metaphor for the love...
533
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,891
Oh, my gosh! Stop!! Come on!
534
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:23,629
♪ Into the desert, I run ♪
535
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:25,331
♪ Into the blinding sun ♪
536
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,534
Hello, from the great barrier reef!
537
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:32,171
♪ I know that you will come ♪
538
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,507
♪ To have and to hold ♪
539
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,442
Whoa!
540
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,810
That was awesome!
541
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:43,749
♪ I may be searching
my whole life through ♪
542
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:49,054
♪ I may be standing right next to you ♪
543
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:54,093
♪ This time, I'll know just what to do ♪
544
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,161
♪ To have and to hold ♪
545
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,196
Yes!
546
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,001
♪ And I can see ♪
547
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,703
♪ Quite clearly now ♪
548
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,677
Thank you for choosing to fly Qantas
549
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:16,614
on our nonstop flight from
Australia to Los Angeles.
550
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,784
I feel a little guilty sitting
up here without the family.
551
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,185
I don't. Me, either.
552
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,557
Don't you think it's a little rude
that they're sitting up there?
553
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,292
I would never do that.
554
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,429
Boy, you tense up fast after a vacation.
555
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,131
I swear, that's Hugh Jackman up there.
556
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,265
I saw him when we boarded.
557
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,700
I don't think it's him.
558
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,068
Oh, well, I'm gonna go find out.
559
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,436
Cam, no. Cam, come on.
560
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,606
Let him go, or none of
us will get any sleep.
561
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,478
Hey, guys. Just saying hi.
562
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,114
'Scuse me.
563
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,316
I don't think he belongs up here.
564
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:56,317
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